1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:54,682 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 4 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:55,814 I don't wanna get all sappy you guys. 5 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:56,839 Oh, come on. 6 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:57,946 I love it when you get all sappy. 7 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,450 - Stop, okay. 8 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:02,540 I just wanna say, I love you guys and you're my family. 9 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,281 So, I don't know. 10 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:06,109 Happy graduation. 11 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:12,028 Here is to the beginning of real life, you guys, 12 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,726 and no matter what happens, 13 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,293 I know we're gonna be friends forever. 14 00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:17,251 - We will. 15 00:01:17,294 --> 00:01:19,862 - It's a nice idea, but come on. 16 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,429 - No, I'm with Kelly. 17 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:23,407 In fact, she's the reason that we met in the first place. 18 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:24,910 - Oh my God. That's right. 19 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,932 Because you made us sign up for that kickball league. 20 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:27,739 Oh, gosh. 21 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:29,524 - I really wanted to play. 22 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:30,916 - You didn't have a team. 23 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,093 - So you found as many lost freshmen 24 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,443 wandering around the quad as you could. 25 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:36,444 - And our team lasted. 26 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:37,793 - Oh, one game. - One game. 27 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:38,663 - Just one. 28 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,274 - But that was a great game. 29 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,145 - Yes it was. 30 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,799 - Is this chardonnay? 31 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:44,930 - No. It's rose. 32 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:46,193 - Oh. - Fancy. 33 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:48,954 - I didn't know there was anything but red or white. 34 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,588 - Oh, I love you, Kel. 35 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:54,462 Someday I'm gonna be sipping rose in Paris. 36 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,724 No, no, no, no, no. 37 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,073 Italy, then Paris. 38 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:57,987 - Fine. 39 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,902 As long as you take me with you. 40 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:01,947 - You know you're my ride or die. 41 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,838 - You guys, you have to promise you'll come visit with me. 42 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:04,994 - Oh, I love you so much, 43 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:06,865 but I'm not driving to Orange County. 44 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:11,348 - It's like 12 freeways away. - I know. 45 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:12,915 - Seriously though. 46 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:15,918 We need to have a plan to see each other, people drift. 47 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:16,788 - Yeah. - Yeah. 48 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:18,094 - Sometimes for good reason. 49 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:18,921 - What? - Hey. 50 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:19,748 - Not us. 51 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:20,575 We're not gonna drift. 52 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:21,967 - Oh my- 53 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:23,099 - Okay, you know what? 54 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:27,451 I officially declare today, May 27th, as 55 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,759 Rose All Day- 56 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:31,760 - Hey. 57 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,022 - for the rest of lives. 58 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:34,893 - For the rest of our lives. - Yes. 59 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:36,262 - That's a little ambitious even for you. 60 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:38,941 - No, it's catchy, Rose All Day. 61 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:41,556 - It's our own little thing you guys. 62 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,859 - Oh yeah, we have a thing. 63 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,209 - I'm gonna be a little more 64 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:48,559 Cranberry All Day. 65 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,649 I have a UTI, too much graduation sex. 66 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,173 - Oh. 67 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,522 - Ayay. 68 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:59,179 - So, here is to the first annual Rose All Day. 69 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,051 - In May- 70 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:05,010 - So we won't drift away- 71 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,316 - In Orange County- 72 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:10,102 - Or have to drive on 12 freeways- 73 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:17,197 - Even if I have to drink cranberry- 74 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,508 - And that's all there is to say. 75 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,425 - Rose all day- 76 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:29,252 - In May- 77 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:30,340 - So we won't drift away- 78 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:31,385 - In Orange County- 79 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:33,256 - Or have to drive on 12 freeways- 80 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,866 - Even if I have to drink cranberry- 81 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,390 - And that's all there is to say. 82 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,612 - If you'll excuse me, ladies. 83 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:44,572 I think I see a potential UTI in my future. 84 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:51,187 - Or have to drive on 12 freeways- 85 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,537 - Even if I have to drink cranberry- 86 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,322 - And that's all there is to say. 87 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:57,802 - Freeze. 88 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,151 Hands where I can see them. 89 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,242 You're all under arrest. 90 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:03,243 - Oh no. 91 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,940 - For being too fucking hot. 92 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,660 - Here we go. 93 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,805 Oh, look how pretty it looks. 94 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,546 Oh my gosh. 95 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:47,939 - Where's or girl? - Where is she, where is she? 96 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,811 There she is. - Olivia. 97 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,121 - Hi. - Hi. 98 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,558 Wow. 99 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,144 I always forget how big your parents' guest house is 100 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:00,909 compared to my studio apartment, 101 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,345 which I'm super grateful for. 102 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,172 - Oh yeah. 103 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:03,999 Well, it's great. 104 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,435 It's temporary. 105 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:06,673 My parents are actually moving to Phoenix in a month 106 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:08,501 and then I get to rent the big house from them. 107 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:09,570 - Oh. 108 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,093 - Oh, they're making you pay rent. 109 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:12,660 I am so impressed. 110 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:13,703 Good for them. 111 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:15,184 How much? 112 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,403 - Oh, $100 a month. 113 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,709 - Wow, you'd think they'd cut you a break 114 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,494 for being their kid. 115 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:22,167 - Well, I am still paying off my student loans, so- 116 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,323 - Me too. 117 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,933 Yeah. 118 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:27,892 - So did you guys carpool or what? 119 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,546 - Kind of. - Well, I'm a Lyft driver now. 120 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:30,895 So I picked up Chloe in Culver, 121 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,133 walked two dogs in mid Wilshire, 122 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:34,203 did a Grubhub delivery in West Hollywood, 123 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,379 picked up Nat in NoHo and came straight here. 124 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,163 - My God. What time did you leave? 125 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,209 - She picked me up at 6:30 this morning. 126 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,951 - But I only charged you for the first five miles. 127 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,953 - I know, it's such a deal. 128 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:47,216 What's in the box, Kel? 129 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:48,522 - Oh, okay. 130 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:51,742 You are looking at the newest beauty consultant 131 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,744 for Pure Truth Beauty. 132 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:54,963 - I've never heard of it. 133 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:56,965 - Apparently they're really big in Norway. 134 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,445 - Yeah, get ready to hear 135 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:00,379 how many chemicals are poisoning your face right now. 136 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,425 - Well, I'm actually not really wearing any makeup, so- 137 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,015 - Oh, right. 138 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,843 I always forget how perfect you are. 139 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:07,279 Kidding, love you. 140 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,585 - Oh, Clo, 141 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:09,910 I thought maybe we would save that for the toast. 142 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:10,935 Yep, or not. 143 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:11,849 That's fine. 144 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:14,809 - Liv, don't quote me on this. 145 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:16,201 - Yeah, I won't. 146 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:19,422 - There's something like 20 to 45 toxic substances 147 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,555 in most moisturizers, 148 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:24,340 which is a leading cause of face cancer. 149 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,429 - Hold on. There's face cancer? 150 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,431 - From toxic moisturizers. 151 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,955 - Yes, well, I'm so excited to try it. 152 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,304 - Perfect. 153 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:35,177 Okay, so this is a masque called Dirty Diana. 154 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:37,414 Well, all the products are named 155 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,702 after Michael Jackson songs. 156 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,008 - Is that really legal, though? 157 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:40,965 - Sure. 158 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,358 I mean, I guess. 159 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:44,273 I don't know. Here- 160 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:45,230 - Oh, okay. 161 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:46,536 You know what? 162 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,886 Let's save that for when everyone else is here. 163 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:49,713 Right? It's a great idea. 164 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,106 But I'm so excited. 165 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:52,368 So excited. 166 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,631 - It doesn't have animal poop in it, does it? 167 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:55,893 - Gross. 168 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,287 No. 169 00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,330 - Throw me a jar. 170 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:03,553 Okay, they don't list any of the ingredients 171 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:04,467 on the packaging. 172 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,295 Now I know that's illegal. 173 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,950 - Well, Norway has different laws. 174 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:11,909 Plus, they are a more trusting people. 175 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:14,956 We could learn a thing or two from the Norwegians. 176 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:18,220 - Name one other thing you know about the Norwegians. 177 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,049 - They're next to Finland. 178 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:22,529 - Are they? 179 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:23,443 - Aren't they? 180 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:24,574 - How about everyone there 181 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,533 is automatically registered to vote. 182 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:29,623 They have pledged to become climate neutral by 2030 183 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,799 and their healthcare system is based 184 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:33,975 on the principle of universal access. 185 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,629 - See? Told you. 186 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:36,760 More trusting people. 187 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:39,763 - Hello. 188 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,678 Who's ready to party? 189 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,377 Rose All Day, ladies. 190 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:46,596 Can I get a woop-woop? 191 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,514 Okay, well. 192 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:52,950 I thought more of us were here, so- 193 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,691 - Just us. 194 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:57,259 - Well, I am ready 195 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:58,302 to party. 196 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,350 - Thank you. 197 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,806 - I just wasn't sure if you wanted us to respond 198 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,634 and then I feel like we just made it awkward for you, 199 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,094 so yeah. 200 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,051 - That's okay. 201 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:08,923 - Hey babe, your boobs are wet. 202 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,927 - Oh yeah, look at that. 203 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,581 Time to pump and dump. 204 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,148 - Does pumping make you have to go to the bathroom? 205 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,498 What? 206 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,629 - Pump and dump? 207 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,631 - Oh, oh, oh no, gross. 208 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:22,980 No, I just, I started drinking 209 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,567 as soon as I pulled into Liv's driveway, 210 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:27,550 and the booze goes straight into my milk. 211 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:33,687 Sorry, 212 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:34,818 are we- 213 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,037 - Toasting? 214 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,623 Yeah, apparently when everyone gets here. 215 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,954 - So you can make mixed drinks out of those things, huh? 216 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,216 - Oh yeah. 217 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,846 You don't even wanna know all the crazy shit 218 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,394 that happens to your body after you've given birth. 219 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,309 No one tells you you're gonna piss your pants 220 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:48,397 for the rest of your life. 221 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:54,925 So what's up Clo? 222 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,013 You president yet? 223 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,408 - Yeah, I love when you joke about that 224 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,758 like it's something that could never happen. 225 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,281 - Oh, that's not what I meant. 226 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,605 You know you always have my vote. 227 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,762 - Great. 228 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,242 Primaries are in two weeks. 229 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,635 - The what? 230 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:10,985 - The primaries. 231 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:13,204 Oh my God. 232 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,597 The primary elections. 233 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:15,729 - Yes. 234 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,034 The top two candidates advance 235 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,664 to the general election. - General election, yep. 236 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,211 - In November. - In November. 237 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,604 Okay, great. 238 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:22,997 Well, great. 239 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,302 Just hit me up then. 240 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,150 That gives me plenty of time to get registered. 241 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:27,436 - You are not registered? 242 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,004 - No, no, no. 243 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,440 I was kidding. 244 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,267 I'm kidding. 245 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,747 I am registered. 246 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,052 Mm-hmm. 247 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:35,966 I am, yes. 248 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,250 'Cause I care about the issues. 249 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,058 Ah. 250 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,102 - You know, 251 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,019 change. 252 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,020 Sure. 253 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:48,936 - And all also healthcare. 254 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:54,158 And also Prop C. 255 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,290 - Oh, stop. - Okay, sorry 256 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,333 - Stop talking. 257 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,467 - Woo. 258 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,512 I hope that's the penis. 259 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,558 - Oh my God, what? - What? 260 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,168 What are you talking about? 261 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,711 - Did she just said, "Penis"? - What did you do? 262 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:06,930 Oh my God, you're gonna hurt yourself. 263 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,303 Please don't hurt yourself. 264 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:09,130 - Look at her go. 265 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,173 - What kind of penis? 266 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,092 - Where do you want your dick? 267 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,180 - Next to the bush. 268 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,660 - In a condom, preferably. 269 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,967 - In jail for tax fraud. 270 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,553 - You could just put it right here by the pool. 271 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:22,665 But not too close. 272 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,624 We need room to suck from the tip. 273 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:33,023 Surprise, my treat. 274 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,067 - Oh my... 275 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:39,726 There is a large ice penis in my backyard. 276 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,423 - How did you pay for that thing? 277 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,009 - Well, one of the women I rent errands for, 278 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,426 she owns the company. 279 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,428 - That's so lucky for us. 280 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,125 - Is it too much? 281 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,736 - No babe, it's fine. 282 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,651 We'll all just pretend 283 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,803 we're on a spring break reality show trying to win a date 284 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,306 with a guy named Blaze. 285 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,873 - Hey, I auditioned for that, 286 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,701 but they had only one spot for an Asian 287 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:02,226 and Yuki Kimura was way more Asian than me. 288 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,575 - I love Yuki. 289 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,056 It's a shame they sent her home 290 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,971 'cause she wouldn't hook up with someone. 291 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,669 She was at a total disadvantage 292 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,801 because she wasn't fluent in English. 293 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,063 - Okay, thank you. 294 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,171 - Thanks. - Thank you for your input. 295 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,892 - Bullshit if you ask me. 296 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:17,981 - Sure. 297 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,026 Should have cast me. 298 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,510 - Oh, there she goes. - There it is. 299 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,295 - Well, I start on Monday. 300 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,513 That's exciting. 301 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,645 - Kind of. 302 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,430 It's just another office assistant job. 303 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,302 - Oh, I miss my job. 304 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,740 - Oh, you have the most important job ever now. 305 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,656 - Okay, I wouldn't say the most important job. 306 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,440 - Well, of course you wouldn't. 307 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,747 - What, you think changing diapers is more important 308 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:48,882 than immigration reform or equal rights? 309 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,405 - You think that's all I do? 310 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,929 - No. 311 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,671 But, to Kelly's point, 312 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,195 what you do now is a lot more impactful on our world 313 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,023 than what you used to do, right? 314 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,329 - Wow. 315 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,287 - You know, being the top Bloomingdale's buyer 316 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,376 was impactful, Chloe. 317 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,552 I decided the fashion trends for upper class women 318 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,730 in every major metropolitan area, okay? 319 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:15,256 So, we can't all be Alexandra Casio Ortez. 320 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,083 Am I right? 321 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,346 - Ocasio-Cortez. 322 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,260 - What? 323 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,565 Forget it. 324 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,195 - You know, I do miss your discount, though. 325 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,873 - Oh God, tell me about it. 326 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,962 This is TJ Maxx bullshit. 327 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,965 Which is actually fine because it smells like baby puke. 328 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,272 No, Kelly. Kelly. 329 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,708 Don't smell it. 330 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754 Liv, you were the smart one for never wanting kids. 331 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,713 - I never said that. 332 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,627 - Yes you did. 333 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,150 All the time in college. 334 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,998 - Okay. Well, that was a really long time ago, so- 335 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,501 - Well even just last year 336 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,175 when I asked you to be Zoe's godmother, you were like, 337 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,375 "This is the closest I'll ever get to being a mom. 338 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,332 Thank God." 339 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,638 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 340 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,050 Remember when I did your online dating profile, 341 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,729 and you had me filter out every guy that had kids, 342 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,470 who wanted kids or liked kids. 343 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,080 - That's right. 344 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:57,907 Oh, or when you helped raise money for male birth control- 345 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,387 - Right, okay, yes. Fine. 346 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,171 I might have mentioned it one time. 347 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,260 People change. 348 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,087 - Sure. - Okay. 349 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,697 - Totally. 350 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:08,091 Remember when I went through that commune phase? 351 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,092 That was crazy. 352 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,355 That was a cult. 353 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,315 - But it was almost on an episode of Dateline. 354 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,707 So close. 355 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:16,902 I know, that would've been big for you. 356 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:17,753 Something to be proud of. 357 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,797 - I don't think so. No. 358 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:19,668 - Oh, sorry. 359 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,844 Hold on, I gotta take this. 360 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,541 Hi. What's wrong. 361 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,326 She pooped in the bathtub. 362 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,328 - Okay. So clean it up. 363 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,372 How? 364 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,548 - Zoe, Zoe, hi Zoe. - Zoe, Zoe. 365 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:31,593 - Hi, little baby. 366 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:32,550 - You cannot see this. 367 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,595 - Hi, baby. 368 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,249 Did you poop in the bathtub? 369 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,251 - You did the poops. 370 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,643 What do I do with the poop? 371 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,210 - Oh, what do you mean? 372 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,777 How do I get it out of the bathtub? 373 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,171 And then, do I put it in the toilet or the trash or what? 374 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,086 - Just use a cup or something. 375 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,871 Not one that we drink out of. 376 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,177 I'm sorry. 377 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,353 I got it. Let me just go on real quick, sorry. 378 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,703 Michael, how many times did she poop in the bathtub 379 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,922 before you noticed? 380 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,839 - Hi. - Hi, good to see you. 381 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,451 - Hashtag Mom Life. 382 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,670 - Hashtag No Thank You, right? - Hey. 383 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,890 Hey Paige. 384 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,196 - Ladies, I'm sorry I'm late. 385 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,632 I'm still on London time. 386 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,635 Wow. 387 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,072 This reminds me of my last layover in Reykjavik. 388 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,465 - Cause everything is frozen? 389 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,770 - Yes. 390 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,534 And Icelandic men have huge, slippery cocks. 391 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,034 - They do? 392 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:23,905 - Kelly. 393 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,475 Where is Gwen? 394 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,782 Oh, come on. 395 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:31,934 Don't tell me she's not coming 396 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,916 'cause she's still about the Tom thing. 397 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:38,616 We barely slept together months before they even met. 398 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,443 - Yeah. 399 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,531 For someone who schedules 400 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:41,813 forgiveness time into their journal, 401 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,318 that girl can hold a fucking grudge. 402 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,755 - I'm sure she's let that go by now. 403 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:47,930 - Really? 404 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,212 Because the last time we were together 405 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,387 she made a point of encouraging me 406 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,803 not to breathe and stretch. 407 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:52,761 - Yikes. 408 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:53,762 That is bad. 409 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:54,805 - Yeah. 410 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,427 - Hey Kel, where'd you get the clippers? 411 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,951 - Well, I always carry a pair in my purse. 412 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:09,995 - That's great. 413 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,868 I'm sorry. 414 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,826 Could you literally do that, I don't know, 415 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:15,958 anywhere else please? 416 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,196 - Sorry, is it grossing you out? 417 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,526 - No, no, no, no. 418 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,050 It's not, it's just the sound. 419 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:21,921 - Oh, right. 420 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:22,964 - Your... 421 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:24,749 What's it called? 422 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:25,663 - Misophonia. 423 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,883 - Misophonia, right. - Yeah. 424 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,992 - I remember one time I was in your apartment chewing gum, 425 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,279 you almost threw me out the window. 426 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,410 - Yeah. 427 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,978 - Well, I'll just bite the last one off. 428 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:36,805 - Oh God, no. 429 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,589 Please, don't do that. 430 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,634 I know, I know. 431 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,114 I'm sorry. It's weird, it's weird. 432 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,594 But it is a legitimate condition, I swear to God. 433 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,249 There are just some sounds that fill me with a rage 434 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,208 that I cannot explain. 435 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,036 - Well, I understand. 436 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:55,215 Well I don't, but no more clippers or gum or skateboards 437 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:59,132 or silverware clinking or... 438 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,002 What's the other one? 439 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,090 - Sniffing. - Sniffing. 440 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,135 - And eating sounds. 441 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,311 - And leaf blowers and car horns. 442 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,573 - Wrappers of any kind, 443 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,116 people that drag their feet when they walk. 444 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,140 - Yeah. 445 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:09,707 I'm sorry. 446 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,406 I know I'm so me. 447 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,233 - It's fine. 448 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,276 We're used to it. 449 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:18,151 - Oh, so nice to be in one place for a while. 450 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,369 I mean, don't get me wrong. 451 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,982 I love being a stewy, but I don't know. 452 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,418 Sometimes I envy people like you. 453 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,898 - Aww, you're so sweet. 454 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,465 - Like you Kel, perfect example. 455 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,119 You just wake up every morning 456 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,861 and run errands for other people with important jobs. 457 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,341 No stress. 458 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,908 No traveling off to exotic countries every other day, 459 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,868 or being hit on constantly by first class passengers, 460 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,653 or having to squeeze in an ab workout during a layover. 461 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,353 You guys can totally just let your bodies go 462 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,050 and it doesn't affect your jobs at all. 463 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,096 - So I've totally let myself go. 464 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,315 - Your abs do look great. 465 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,838 Part of the job, darling. 466 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,642 - Having great abs is part of being a flight attendant? 467 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,451 - You want the good shifts? Yeah. 468 00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:00,019 I mean they don't outright say it but, 469 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,237 no it's complicated. 470 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,847 - Sounds pretty simple to me. 471 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,545 - I have to stay in bikini shape. 472 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,374 It's kind of my thing. 473 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,333 I take a bikini selfie in every new city I go to. 474 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,160 - She does. 475 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,553 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 476 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,531 - I have stood in front of the Oscarsborg Fortress 477 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,165 in dead winter wearing nothing 478 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,863 but a pink g-string and earmuffs. 479 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,648 - I remember that one. 480 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,432 So cute. 481 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,825 - That's my favorite. 482 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,088 - And that's related to your job, how? 483 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,221 - I have over 20,000 Insta followers. 484 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,309 - Oh Jesus. 485 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,832 - Okay. Well, whatever. 486 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,723 I'm trying to get my own political travel show on YouTube. 487 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,966 - Oh, oh great. 488 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,359 Great. Just what we need. 489 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,622 Another person who thinks they understand politics 490 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,450 feeling like they need to share their opinion 491 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,799 with the masses. 492 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,410 - Are we talking about me or you? 493 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,108 - Yeah, let's go back to political travel shows. 494 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,501 - Yes. 495 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,720 So, I'm gonna travel the world and interview people 496 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,157 about what it's like 497 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,960 to be a young, black conservative republican like me, 498 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,136 prove that climate change is a hoax, 499 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,030 that kind of thing. 500 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,119 - Right, while wearing a bikini. 501 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:57,989 Yeah. 502 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,513 - Yeah, I'm sorry. 503 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,447 I'm having trouble 'cause there's just so many things 504 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,559 to be offended by. 505 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,474 I just don't know which one to pick. 506 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,823 - Well, I'd watch that. 507 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,174 It's good to be educated about the other side. 508 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,088 - Yes. 509 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,307 And speaking of the other side, 510 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,440 since when are you a conservative republican? 511 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,224 - Mainly since the last election, 512 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:17,966 which was stolen from us. 513 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,883 - You know, I'm not taking the bait, Paige. 514 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,234 But if I did, I would fucking destroy you. 515 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,281 - Hey. What I miss? 516 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,260 - Oh my God. Have you been on the phone this whole time? 517 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,242 - Fucking yes. 518 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:36,158 Michael dropped the baby into the poopy bath water, 519 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,942 it splashed up into his eyes, 520 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,248 she swallowed some, 521 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,337 and he wanted to go to the ER for both of them. 522 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,687 - Oh my God, are they okay? - Oh no, is she okay? 523 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,254 - She's fine. 524 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,735 I mean, you know how many times I've swallowed baby poop 525 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:48,953 in the last 18 months? 526 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,303 - No, please don't tell me. 527 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,348 At least once a month. 528 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,654 - Oh. 529 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:57,397 - I mean, the point is, it's baby poop, Michael. 530 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,789 I mean, so what? 531 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,835 So you'll put your tongue in my ass during sex, 532 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:04,012 but a little baby poop made mostly out of smashed pears 533 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,362 gets on your face and you're ready to call 911? 534 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,670 Right? 535 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,193 - That's a lot of information. 536 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,368 - Sure. 537 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,327 Does anybody have any lotion? 538 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,765 - Oh, yes I do. 539 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:18,916 Actually, in your gift bags. 540 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,811 - Gift bags? - Yeah. 541 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:21,899 - Gift bags. 542 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:26,077 Let's do gift bags. 543 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,383 - God, Gwen's still missing. 544 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,820 I wanted to do it when everybody was here. 545 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,215 I put a little something extra in there 546 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,086 for you guys, so- 547 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,350 - She's probably stuck in downward dog position 548 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,916 somewhere in Laguna Beach. 549 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,657 - Right. Right, right, right. 550 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,182 Okay, you know what? 551 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,488 I'm gonna get them, I'm gonna bring them over here, 552 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,534 so that they're ready when she gets here. 553 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,361 Yeah. That's a great idea. 554 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,623 Okay, I'll be right back. 555 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,666 Okay. 556 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,539 - I like Gwen. 557 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,629 Her blog is so inspirational. 558 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:58,022 - Didn't she start a paper business or something? 559 00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,155 - Yeah, inspirational journals. 560 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,461 We all got one for Christmas. 561 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:04,159 Well, except for Paige. 562 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:04,986 - Oh, yeah. 563 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,596 The Tom thing. 564 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,946 - Well, I use mine all the time. 565 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:09,773 - Oh, yeah. 566 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,253 Me too. 567 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,275 Right after I pick some fresh flowers from my garden, 568 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,083 I journal about my dreams. 569 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,695 "Friends, 570 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,524 what's stirring your heart today? 571 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,266 Sister lionesses, 572 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,703 are you ready to roar? 573 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,097 Cause I'm ready to hear you. 574 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:33,319 Unless my husband saw your tits eight years ago." 575 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,362 - Five. 576 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,540 - I'm sorry, I love her, but fuck me. 577 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,368 Has she always been this annoying? 578 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,283 - She probably says the same thing about us. 579 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,285 - No, come on. 580 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,852 Hey, 581 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,897 let's talk more politics. 582 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,552 Chloe, why don't you tell us your campaign promises. 583 00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,686 - Okay, I know you're being sarcastic, 584 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,209 but I'm gonna take it anyway. 585 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,819 Okay. 586 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:59,954 Thank you so much for inviting me to, insert location here. 587 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:03,566 It is a beautiful day in the 37th district. 588 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,742 Ever since I was a teenager, I've been moved to- 589 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:06,743 - Gwen's here. Gwen's here. 590 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,615 We can do gift bags. 591 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,661 - Liv is really overselling these fucking gift bags. 592 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:12,812 - I'll finish my speech later 593 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,490 when everyone's a little more focused. 594 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,101 But there's this really great part about my plan 595 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,581 to overturn the decision 596 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,516 in Citizens United vs Federal Elections Commission. 597 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,759 It totally kills, so... 598 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:25,719 Thanks. 599 00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:26,762 - Yep. 600 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,245 - Well, 601 00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,989 I for one could use a few cleansing breaths 602 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,425 after that traffic. 603 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:39,036 Olivia, join us for some breathing. 604 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,605 Oh, 605 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,564 I am sorry I'm late. 606 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,740 I had to stop by the yoga studio. 607 00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,308 They had something to give me. 608 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,793 An award. 609 00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:59,448 For 300 days of yoga. 610 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,755 Oh, no thank you. 611 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,105 I don't like alcohol to interfere with my ability 612 00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:06,803 to be totally present. 613 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,111 Did you guys already toast without me? 614 00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:10,981 - Yeah. 615 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:14,071 Rose All Day, freeways and- 616 00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,553 - Yeah, my body does not bend that way. 617 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:18,815 - Oh, friends. 618 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,426 Well, I bend so I don't break. 619 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:23,864 Besides, yoga isn't for the flexible, it's for the willing. 620 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,040 - Well, I'm neither. 621 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,564 So Chloe, you wanna pass me that bottle? 622 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,218 Thank you. 623 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,394 - You must have crazy sex. 624 00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,093 - I hope Tom knows how lucky he is. 625 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:38,966 - He does. 626 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,362 - I'm gonna take a penis shot. 627 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,861 - Chloe, do you want to pour me? - Gladly. 628 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,103 Okay, great. 629 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,545 - Now let's go around and discuss our goals for the week. 630 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,286 Who wants to go first? 631 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:56,330 Kelly. 632 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,027 Share with me. 633 00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:02,859 Before you guys open them, 634 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,861 I just wanna say how much I love you guys. 635 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,994 Oh, shit. 636 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,735 Sorry, one sec. 637 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,910 What? 638 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:12,976 What does it mean when she's crying? 639 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,412 I don't know, it could mean anything. 640 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,961 She could be hungry or gassy or tired. 641 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:19,441 When was the last time you fed her? 642 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:20,790 When you fed her? 643 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:21,965 - I'm sorry, one sec. 644 00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:24,228 Go on without me. - Oh no, no, no, no. 645 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:25,099 We're gonna wait. 646 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,230 We'll wait. Let's wait. 647 00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:27,623 - She needs some help. 648 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,408 - Well, I offered to help and nanny, 649 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,019 but only if I could take Zoe on my deliveries. 650 00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,847 - No, I mean she needs to stop 651 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:35,892 letting her emotions control her. 652 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:38,112 - Gwen, she just had a baby. 653 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:41,594 Don't shame her for having out of control hormones, 654 00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:43,117 or a stupid husband. 655 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,598 - Well that's absolutely no excuse. 656 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:46,773 When I am pregnant, 657 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,818 I will stay balanced with kundalini, 658 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,821 through my pregnancy and through motherhood. 659 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:54,084 - Well, everyone's body is different, Gwen. 660 00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:55,695 True. 661 00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:56,846 But if you take care of your body, it'll take care of you. 662 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,151 - Yeah, or it'll totally betray you 663 00:23:58,175 --> 00:24:00,023 and make you feel like a hollow shell of a human 664 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,004 who can't do anything right. 665 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,048 Right? 666 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,793 I'm pregnant. 667 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:07,836 I was. 668 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,623 I was pregnant, I'm not pregnant anymore. 669 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:17,281 I was nine weeks along and I had my checkup, 670 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,762 and I had my mom on FaceTime. 671 00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:22,591 Pete took off work to meet me there. 672 00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:26,552 And I could just tell on the doctor's face 673 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,945 that there was no heartbeat. 674 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,208 Oh my God. 675 00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:32,471 I'm so sorry. 676 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,385 I didn't even know you guys were trying. 677 00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:36,213 - No, we didn't tell anyone. 678 00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:39,390 But we have been trying for two years, 679 00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:41,654 ever since the wedding. 680 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:47,529 I never found my thing like all of you guys. 681 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:49,749 You all have these things that you're good at 682 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,794 and you've made these life choices. 683 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:56,407 I'm just stuck in the middle of nowhere. 684 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,888 And I thought maybe being a mom 685 00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:00,257 would give me something to be great at, 686 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,370 but apparently I can't even do that right. 687 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,069 I know it's stupid. 688 00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,768 But I was six weeks along and picking out fucking baby names 689 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,552 and ordering diapers from Target 690 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,511 and now it's just all bullshit. 691 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:18,560 Jesus, I mean, what if there's something wrong with me? 692 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:19,822 No. 693 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:22,564 - Lots of women have miscarriages early on. 694 00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,087 My mom had three. 695 00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:25,567 - My friend had two. 696 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:26,655 When did you find out? 697 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,222 - Yesterday. 698 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,920 - What? - How are you here? 699 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,531 - No, I wanted to see you guys, 700 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,315 I wanted to see you guys. 701 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:38,319 It's still inside me. 702 00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:44,325 I have to take a pill to make it come out or whatever. 703 00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:47,850 But I'm gonna do that tomorrow, so- 704 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,374 - Shit. 705 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,770 - Well, we are here for you if you need anything. 706 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:58,121 - Absolutely girl, anything. 707 00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:00,776 I mean, I leave on Tuesday but until then, anything. 708 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:04,692 - Thanks. 709 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,435 Somebody refill my fucking drink, please. 710 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:10,046 Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 711 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,352 All right. 712 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:14,094 Baby's fed, husband's a moron. 713 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:16,052 Let's do these gift bags. 714 00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:17,401 Mama needs some free shit. 715 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:19,403 - Oh yeah. 716 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:20,491 - Oh. - What? 717 00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:21,928 - Oh no, no. 718 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,539 No, no, no, stop. Stop, stop, stop it. 719 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,280 Stop it, stop it. 720 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,501 Nobody. 721 00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:33,243 Nobody, gimme that. You, give me that. 722 00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:35,942 What is happening? 723 00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,161 - I forgot the aroma therapy. 724 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:41,817 I'll be right back. 725 00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:42,968 I don't know what just happened. 726 00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:45,299 - That girl needs to smoke some weed. 727 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,873 - I find that organizing my thoughts in this format 728 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,657 really helps me process 729 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,659 and work through a difficult situation. 730 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:58,723 - I can tell that really works for you. 731 00:26:58,747 --> 00:26:59,530 - It does. - Does it? 732 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:01,228 - It does. - Does it? 733 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:02,533 - Okay. 734 00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:05,101 Let's just address the elephant, shall we? 735 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,581 You obviously think 736 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,367 that there is some unresolved animosity between us. 737 00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:11,455 But on my part, 738 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,588 I am an open vessel of forgiveness. 739 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,330 - I didn't do anything to need forgiveness. 740 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:19,202 - Even so, I forgive you. 741 00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:20,266 - Well, I don't need forgiveness. 742 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,161 - Well, I don't need you to need it 743 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:21,988 for me to give it. 744 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:24,077 - Great, thanks. 745 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,600 - Okay, back to Natalie. 746 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:29,386 Reasons why her body did what it needed to do. 747 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,736 - Fun. I'm in. 748 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:31,606 - Look, guys. 749 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,868 Seriously, I'm fine. 750 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:34,043 - No, no, no, no. 751 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:34,870 You're not. 752 00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:36,002 Let's do this. Okay. 753 00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:38,700 10 reasons why Natalie should not want 754 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:39,962 to be a mom right now. 755 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:41,834 Okay? I'll start. 756 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:43,357 Number one. 757 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,576 Maternity clothes suck. 758 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,839 - Two. Stretch marks. 759 00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:48,188 I already have those. 760 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,103 - Three. You're stuck in the house. 761 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,800 - I never go out anyway. 762 00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:53,106 - I got one. Four. 763 00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:54,934 Too much pressure to think of a kid's name 764 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,326 other kids won't make fun of. 765 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,024 - They get made fun of regardless. 766 00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,286 - Five. 767 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:02,376 It costs $100,000 a year to raise a child. 768 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:03,682 - Shit. Is that true? 769 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,554 - Maybe a little less if your nanny's illegal. 770 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,077 - Six. 771 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,340 You would have to join one of those annoying mom groups 772 00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:12,821 that makes you exercise with your strollers. 773 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,780 - Yeah, I don't have an upside for that one. 774 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:15,998 - Seven. 775 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,740 You will never pee alone again. 776 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,699 - I do have bathroom privacy issues. 777 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,569 - Eight. 778 00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,571 Our world's in the shitter. 779 00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,747 Who wants to bring a kid into this fucking mess? 780 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:26,791 - Okay. 781 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,620 I know that we're trying to cheer Nat up. 782 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,971 But hey, just for balance, 783 00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:34,756 let's talk about reasons to be a mom. 784 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,453 Great idea. 785 00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:38,978 - Natalie, you do not wanna be a mom right now. 786 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,021 Really. 787 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,459 Don't get me wrong, I love Zoe- 788 00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:43,417 - Yeah, I know, I know. 789 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:44,374 It changes everything. 790 00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:47,290 - Right. But, in good ways too. 791 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,857 So let's talk about those. 792 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:49,815 We decided to do that, right? 793 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,164 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 794 00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:54,428 - I haven't slept through the night in months, 795 00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:57,474 my tits are gonna look like deflated balloons 796 00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:01,957 and my house smells like Febreze and dirty diapers. 797 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:04,568 - Add them to the list. 798 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,182 - And I just sprung a leak. 799 00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:10,444 - Okay, okay. But come on. 800 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:12,794 When she looks at you, Morgan. 801 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,363 With that little face. 802 00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:17,406 Yeah. 803 00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:20,454 - That just makes it all worth it, right? 804 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:21,498 - Sure. 805 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:23,196 I've never had that thing in me 806 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:25,633 that's like, "I need to be a mom," you know? 807 00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:28,984 I just see everyone else oohing and aahing over babies 808 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:31,682 and I just join in out of obligation. 809 00:29:31,726 --> 00:29:33,946 - Maybe that's what everyone else is doing too. 810 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:34,816 - Jesus. 811 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,296 I never thought about that. 812 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:39,386 Is everyone pretending like we like babies? 813 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:40,213 - No. 814 00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:41,214 Stop it. 815 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,302 I love babies. 816 00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:43,869 How can you not love babies? 817 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:45,087 - I love babies. 818 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:48,699 And you know what? 819 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:53,052 Motherhood is a precious gift you fucking assholes. 820 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:54,183 Shit. My flatbread. 821 00:29:59,406 --> 00:30:00,406 - Something I said? 822 00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:04,410 - Shit. 823 00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:06,934 Shit. 824 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,159 I can't do this. 825 00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,858 Oh, I cannot be somebody's mom. 826 00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:18,642 I should not be somebody's mother. 827 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:23,386 I don't want stretch marks, 828 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,520 and deflated boobs, 829 00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:28,043 and pukey clothes. 830 00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,178 Oh. 831 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,008 Damn it, Liv. 832 00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:37,487 You better pull it together. 833 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,403 You still have a party to host. 834 00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:43,450 And a crudite platter to arrange. 835 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:48,455 - Something smells yummy in here. 836 00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:51,110 Oh. 837 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,938 Oh, hey, come on. 838 00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:54,417 We can still eat this. 839 00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:55,461 See? 840 00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:01,293 Crispy. 841 00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:11,434 - I'm glad you like it. 842 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,176 You think the others are gonna like it? 843 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:15,500 - Love it, they're gonna love it. 844 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:17,701 - It looks bad. 845 00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:19,442 - No, it looks great. 846 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,169 - Whatever you do, don't say it tastes burnt. 847 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:32,629 She's really upset about the bread. 848 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,544 I mean, it is disgusting, but... 849 00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:38,331 So enjoy this perfectly cooked, charred bread. 850 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,333 - Thank you. 851 00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:44,684 - Yum. 852 00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:46,425 - Mm. 853 00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:48,383 - I'm vegan. 854 00:31:57,872 --> 00:31:59,918 - It's so, so, so good. 855 00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:02,398 Really good. 856 00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:03,965 Do you wanna do a shot? 857 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:06,533 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 858 00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:08,883 - Interesting choice, Liv. 859 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,842 Seems so not like something you'd have at a party. 860 00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:13,453 - Well, I ordered it. 861 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,822 I was gonna get a stripper, but that seemed a little trashy. 862 00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:17,259 - Do you guys remember that cop stripper 863 00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:18,849 from a few years ago? 864 00:32:18,893 --> 00:32:21,243 - Wait, did you know that that was seven years ago? 865 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:22,070 - Jesus. - Really? 866 00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:22,984 Yeah. 867 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:24,377 - It seems like a lifetime ago. 868 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,595 - It was. 869 00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:27,510 - He was fucking hot. 870 00:32:27,554 --> 00:32:28,555 - Taylor. 871 00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:29,425 Yeah. 872 00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:30,905 - He was sweet. 873 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:34,256 - Did you guys date for like two months or something? 874 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,301 - Two years. 875 00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:38,086 - What? - What are you... What? 876 00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:38,957 - Yeah - No way. 877 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,914 Are you serious? 878 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,481 - What? 879 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:44,658 Paige dated that stripper for two years. 880 00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:45,852 - I knew that, I thought everybody knew. 881 00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,356 Nat, you knew that, didn't you? 882 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,357 - What stripper? 883 00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:49,968 - We still text. 884 00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:52,622 I send him the occasional bikini selfie. 885 00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:54,015 - Sure you do. 886 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,016 - Well, does he still strip? 887 00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,017 Get him over here. 888 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,019 - Oh no, he's happily married. 889 00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,499 Oh. 890 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,762 - He lives in Ohio and manages a Crate & Candle Barn. 891 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:03,198 - Oh, just imagine. 892 00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:06,027 You could be Mrs. Crate & Candle Barn. 893 00:33:06,071 --> 00:33:07,420 - Imagine. 894 00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:09,900 Me, coordinating table runners and place settings 895 00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:11,008 as the highlight of my life. 896 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:11,815 - No. 897 00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:12,729 - No offense. 898 00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:14,011 - So why did you guys break up? 899 00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:15,776 - He wouldn't go to church with me, 900 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,780 and he was obsessed with me swallowing. 901 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:20,868 - Swallowing? 902 00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:22,000 - Swallowing. 903 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:24,219 Every time I gave him a blowjob, 904 00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:25,873 he insisted that I swallow. 905 00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:29,331 Said he couldn't come if he knew I was gonna spit it out. 906 00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,531 Like I was disrespecting his jizz. 907 00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:37,537 - Guys, I've never swallowed. 908 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,842 - What? 909 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,366 - Lucky you. 910 00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:44,718 - No, I mean, I don't seek it out, but come on, never? 911 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:45,980 - No, no way. 912 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:46,850 Why would I do that? 913 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:48,678 It is so easy to just, 914 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:49,549 just, 915 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,507 as it's coming right at you. 916 00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:52,658 They don't know the difference. 917 00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:53,596 - Well, they know. 918 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,510 - No, no, no, no. 919 00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,034 I am 100% with Chloe on this, 920 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,079 because what's the point? 921 00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:00,168 They've already had the orgasm, my job is done. 922 00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:01,474 - Exactly. 923 00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:03,954 How about when they try to talk to you during? 924 00:34:03,998 --> 00:34:06,392 They're all, " Do you like that, baby? 925 00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:08,481 Yeah, do you like sucking my cock?" 926 00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:11,701 - Oh, it's the worst. - It's the worst. 927 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:14,095 - Like when you go to the dentist, you're just like, 928 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,150 - Oh gosh. 929 00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,562 And the more you act like you're into it, 930 00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:28,109 so that they'll come faster, 931 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:29,980 they take longer because they actually think 932 00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:31,286 you're getting turned on. 933 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:33,375 - Oh. 934 00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:35,247 Stuck between a cock and a hard place. 935 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:37,616 - I guess when it means a lot to a guy, 936 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,859 I don't mind swallowing. 937 00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,295 I'm sure I've swallowed worse. 938 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:41,775 - Worse? 939 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:44,604 Oh, what could you be swallowing that would be worse? 940 00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:45,972 - Okay wait, lemme get this straight. 941 00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:48,390 So what about when he goes down on you? 942 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,610 I mean, there's some involuntary swallowing 943 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:51,828 that goes on there. 944 00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:53,439 - Come on. It's a tiny bit of vag juice. 945 00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:54,570 There's no comparison. 946 00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:57,660 - How do you know it's a tiny bit of vag juice? 947 00:34:57,704 --> 00:34:58,985 Have you ever gone down on someone? 948 00:34:59,009 --> 00:34:59,836 - I have. 949 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,708 Very little swallowing. 950 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:02,796 What? 951 00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:04,145 - I'm sorry, repeat. - When? 952 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,495 - Guys, junior year of college. 953 00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:10,064 - Oh, was it the girl with the mermaid tattoo 954 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,152 in your art class? 955 00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,154 - Oh, she was so beautiful. 956 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,025 I would've gone down on her. 957 00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:17,767 She always smelled like vanilla cupcakes. 958 00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:21,989 - Okay, no. 959 00:35:22,032 --> 00:35:23,338 Her name was Hailey. 960 00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:25,123 I was going through a bad breakup. 961 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:27,342 We started drinking and before I knew it, 962 00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:28,580 our clothes were off and we were going for it. 963 00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:29,953 Oh my God. 964 00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:31,520 - Did you like it? 965 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:35,089 - Everything but the actual thing. 966 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,719 I remember being down there and being like, 967 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,614 "Nope, this is not for me. 968 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,747 I'm definitely not a lesbian." 969 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:41,854 But I mean, I finished the job. 970 00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:42,749 What else was I gonna do? 971 00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:43,663 Be like, 972 00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:44,490 "Oh, sorry. This is gross. 973 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:45,317 I'm out." 974 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,709 No. 975 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:48,015 - Um, yeah. 976 00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:51,018 - No. 977 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,715 Point is, 978 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:54,195 you should see your doctor 979 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,999 if Michael is swallowing a mouthful of vagina juice. 980 00:35:56,023 --> 00:36:00,723 - Oh thanks, doll, thank you. - Yeah, you got it. 981 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:03,726 - I haven't given Tom a blowjob since we've been married. 982 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,206 - Man. 983 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,642 I've heard that happens. 984 00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:09,036 - Yeah I mean, it's tough to find the same guy sexy 985 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:10,037 for that long. 986 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,212 Like with Michael, 987 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:15,869 he clips his fucking gross ass toenails. 988 00:36:15,912 --> 00:36:17,566 And they're flying everywhere, 989 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,568 and then he just leaves them. 990 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:22,658 And it's like, "Oh yeah, put your in my mouth right now." 991 00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:24,617 But it's like, you know, you do it. 992 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,531 - Yeah, yeah. 993 00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,141 See, we're not quite there yet, 994 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,925 but I can definitely see it coming. 995 00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,101 I mean, the only time Nick even tries to touch me 996 00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:32,146 is when he wants to fuck. 997 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,192 I'm like, "Hello?" 998 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,584 - I fucking hate Michael. 999 00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:40,023 - Have you thought about therapy? 1000 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,460 - For what? 1001 00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:43,070 - Because you hate Michael. 1002 00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:44,245 - Oh no, no, no, no. 1003 00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:45,899 That's just married people talk. 1004 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,382 - Gwen, why don't you go do a penis shot 1005 00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:53,472 and some ass over head pose. 1006 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:55,430 Maybe it'll inspire you to suck Tom off 1007 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:57,215 when you get home tonight. 1008 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,001 - Well, I'm sure he's getting sucked off 1009 00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,263 by someone right now. 1010 00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:05,178 Oh. 1011 00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:09,270 Friends, sisters. 1012 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:11,533 I'm kidding. 1013 00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:12,795 I'm kidding. 1014 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,580 We have the perfect marriage. 1015 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,237 I put some kale juice in the fridge. 1016 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,803 I'm just gonna grab it. 1017 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:27,027 - I actually don't want kale juice. 1018 00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,081 - Oh. 1019 00:37:54,446 --> 00:37:56,230 Who wants kale juice? 1020 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:00,189 - I gotta pee. 1021 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:02,889 - Some light reading? 1022 00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:03,933 - What? 1023 00:38:03,977 --> 00:38:04,978 - The book. 1024 00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:06,458 - Oh yeah. 1025 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:08,764 I'm just highlighting some parts for my mom to read. 1026 00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,375 - Oh, that's sweet. 1027 00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:11,593 I love that idea. 1028 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:13,465 Is it for like a book club or something? 1029 00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:15,031 - No, no. 1030 00:38:15,075 --> 00:38:17,991 This is a book about being raised by a narcissistic mother, 1031 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,558 and I'm highlighting the parts 1032 00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:21,734 that particularly pertain to her. 1033 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:22,778 - Hmm. 1034 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:25,607 Oh well, that's helpful, I guess. 1035 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:26,651 - Oh. 1036 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:28,567 I could never. 1037 00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:30,395 That would actually break my mother's heart. 1038 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:31,352 - I know. 1039 00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:32,788 I'll probably regret it, 1040 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:35,922 but it's part of my healing process or something. 1041 00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,228 - Only you can heal you. 1042 00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:39,142 Your anger hurts you, 1043 00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:41,275 not the person you're angry at. 1044 00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:43,102 - Gwen. 1045 00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:45,540 Shut the fuck up. 1046 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,063 Did that hurt you? 1047 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,372 - Of course not. 1048 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:56,595 - I know my mom shaped my view of the world, 1049 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,379 but I don't think she did it on purpose. 1050 00:38:58,423 --> 00:38:59,859 - Until last year, 1051 00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,793 I had never eaten a vegetable that wasn't from a can. 1052 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:02,862 - Ew. 1053 00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:04,472 - What? - Shut up. 1054 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:05,343 - Yeah. 1055 00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:06,648 That's how my mom made them. 1056 00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:08,452 Honestly, I didn't know that Brussels sprouts 1057 00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:11,566 weren't supposed to be mushy with a slight metal taste. 1058 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,873 - So you've never had corn on the cob? 1059 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,265 - Can. 1060 00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:16,136 - Tomatoes? 1061 00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:16,963 - Can. 1062 00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:18,006 - Oh my God, Kel. 1063 00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:20,401 I remember your dorm room closet 1064 00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:21,924 being stocked full of canned goods. 1065 00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:23,404 I just always assumed 1066 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:26,059 you were some kind of insane doomsday prepper, 1067 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:28,278 but this makes so much more sense. 1068 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:47,775 - Oh, yes. 1069 00:39:58,004 --> 00:39:59,266 Might need more blending. 1070 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:03,749 Oh, fuck. 1071 00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:06,839 I can never figure out fucking contouring. 1072 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:14,454 Friends. 1073 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:16,979 Sisters. 1074 00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:18,328 Hey. 1075 00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:19,634 - Yes. 1076 00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:22,811 - This is our time to figure out who we are. 1077 00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:25,945 - I know who I am, thanks. 1078 00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:27,337 - I thought I did, but- 1079 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:28,861 - It's like, okay. 1080 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:31,907 Think about your high school boyfriend, right? 1081 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:36,259 At the time you thought he was everything you ever wanted, 1082 00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:38,827 because it's all you knew. 1083 00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:40,916 Now, think about being married 1084 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,353 to your high school boyfriend today, 1085 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:47,923 instead of the man of your dreams, 1086 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:50,230 who promised to treat you like a princess. 1087 00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:53,842 But hey, what are promises anyway? 1088 00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:57,126 - How much has she had to drink? 1089 00:40:57,150 --> 00:41:00,022 - I think half a glass. 1090 00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:01,459 My God. 1091 00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,025 Olivia. 1092 00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:04,244 - What? 1093 00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:06,507 Get your butt in here. 1094 00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:07,377 - Oh, you know what? 1095 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,510 Just ignore the tile, okay? 1096 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,512 'Cause I'm gonna replace that next week. 1097 00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:13,993 Just close your eyes, close your eyes. 1098 00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:15,081 - I like the tile. 1099 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:27,223 - What are you gonna do? 1100 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,314 - What do you mean? I'm gonna have it. 1101 00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:32,098 - Oh. 1102 00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:32,925 Yeah. 1103 00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:33,968 Of course. 1104 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,103 Thank God abortion will be illegal again soon. 1105 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,846 - Is it really so hard for everybody to believe 1106 00:41:40,889 --> 00:41:44,632 that I could possibly want a kid? 1107 00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:46,634 - No. 1108 00:41:46,678 --> 00:41:47,940 Now that you mention it, 1109 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:50,595 I've always thought you would be a great mom. 1110 00:41:50,638 --> 00:41:51,638 - Really? 1111 00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,033 Thank you. 1112 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,730 I actually really needed to hear that. 1113 00:41:57,123 --> 00:41:57,906 - Okay. 1114 00:41:57,950 --> 00:41:58,994 I'm lying. 1115 00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:00,822 I never pictured you as a mom, but- 1116 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,408 - No, no, no, no. - It doesn't matter. 1117 00:42:02,432 --> 00:42:04,043 No, wait. Whatever, right? - Oh my God. 1118 00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:06,001 - Oh fuck, sorry. I'm not very good at this. 1119 00:42:06,045 --> 00:42:07,152 I'm gonna go get Kelly. Can I get Kelly? 1120 00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:08,545 - No, please don't get Kelly. Please. 1121 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:09,569 God. 1122 00:42:10,484 --> 00:42:12,225 I was gonna tell everybody today. 1123 00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:13,268 And now, 1124 00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:15,445 after Natalie 1125 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:18,231 and everybody talking about how miserable motherhood is, 1126 00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:19,537 I just... 1127 00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,497 Paige you have to promise 1128 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,804 you are not going to breathe a word of this to anyone. 1129 00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:27,761 - Oh. 1130 00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,113 Promise. 1131 00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:35,988 - Oh shoot. 1132 00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:37,598 The penis is melting. 1133 00:42:37,642 --> 00:42:39,315 I promised I'd put it in Liz's walk-in freezer 1134 00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:40,732 if it started to melt. 1135 00:42:40,775 --> 00:42:43,125 - She has a walk-in freezer in that tiny kitchen? 1136 00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:44,779 - No, in her bedroom. 1137 00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:46,259 What? 1138 00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:48,478 - Well, it wouldn't fit anywhere else until she moves. 1139 00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:51,220 She has 10 major events this month. 1140 00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:53,614 Freezer space is so essential. 1141 00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:54,659 Sure. 1142 00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:55,747 - You promised who? 1143 00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:57,226 - Oh, the delivery guy. 1144 00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:59,446 He's picking it up at 7:00 for a bachelorette party. 1145 00:43:00,316 --> 00:43:01,840 - I'm sorry, what? Wait. 1146 00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:03,145 Someone's gonna be sucking on 1147 00:43:03,189 --> 00:43:05,713 what we've been slobbering on all afternoon? 1148 00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:07,628 - They're getting a really good discount. 1149 00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:08,672 - Kelly. 1150 00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:12,459 - You guys. 1151 00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,156 You think we were too hard on Nat? 1152 00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:16,158 - Oh God, I don't know. 1153 00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:17,899 Probably. 1154 00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:19,553 I don't know why I do that. 1155 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,990 I really love being a mom. 1156 00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:24,993 Zoe's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1157 00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:26,188 But God, when I start talking, 1158 00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:27,406 I sound like one of those women 1159 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,737 they make killer mom documentaries about. 1160 00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:32,000 - You know you love being a mom. 1161 00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:35,003 I mean, all your Insta posts are about Zoe. 1162 00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:36,047 - Seriously. 1163 00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:39,791 - You're probably just still hormonal from being pregnant. 1164 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:40,661 - Yeah. 1165 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:41,769 - I think it works that way. 1166 00:43:41,793 --> 00:43:44,404 - I find that yoga and meditation 1167 00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:47,625 just eliminates my need for emotional outbursts. 1168 00:43:49,278 --> 00:43:50,278 - Oh. 1169 00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:55,981 And what do you have to outburst about exactly? 1170 00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:58,679 You married a millionaire 1171 00:43:58,723 --> 00:44:01,377 who pays for your every fucking organic everything 1172 00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:04,076 and never makes you give him a blowjob. 1173 00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:06,644 - It sounds so magical when you say it. 1174 00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:07,732 Yeah. 1175 00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:09,342 - Ooh. 1176 00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:12,475 Is anybody hot? 1177 00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:13,694 I'm really hot. 1178 00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:15,348 I didn't eat. 1179 00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:16,566 I didn't eat much earlier, 1180 00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:18,743 so I'm really feeling a little... 1181 00:44:18,786 --> 00:44:20,527 Oh, woo. 1182 00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:24,009 What were we talking about? 1183 00:44:25,575 --> 00:44:26,968 - I'm not totally sure. 1184 00:44:27,012 --> 00:44:28,642 - So you know, the key really is self preservation. 1185 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:32,234 You only have a certain amount of energy, 1186 00:44:33,322 --> 00:44:36,108 so you gotta be careful where you spend it. 1187 00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,413 You gotta stretch it out. 1188 00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:39,764 Are you okay? 1189 00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:40,721 - I meant to do that, 1190 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:44,551 because I bend so I don't break. 1191 00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:49,425 - Well, thank you for that great tip, Gwen. 1192 00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:50,469 - This is fun. 1193 00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:55,040 - You guys ever look around and just think 1194 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:57,738 how the hell are we all still friends? 1195 00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,392 - All the time. 1196 00:44:59,435 --> 00:45:02,351 So many people lose touch after college. 1197 00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:03,788 We are so lucky. 1198 00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:06,354 - Yeah. 1199 00:45:08,096 --> 00:45:09,707 Oh, God damn it. 1200 00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:14,929 Am I not allowed one day to myself, Mike? 1201 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:17,995 When you go and play poker with your friends, 1202 00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:19,586 am I calling you every five minutes, 1203 00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:21,980 "Michael, oh, how do I get the garage door open? 1204 00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:24,112 Michael, how do I wipe my own fucking ass? 1205 00:45:24,156 --> 00:45:25,984 Michael, how do I do this and that?" 1206 00:45:26,027 --> 00:45:28,160 What is it that you need Michael, really? 1207 00:45:28,203 --> 00:45:29,422 Sorry, ladies. 1208 00:45:29,465 --> 00:45:31,598 I told you she likes Cardi B before her nap. 1209 00:45:31,641 --> 00:45:32,773 That's what she likes. 1210 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:33,818 I don't, 1211 00:45:33,861 --> 00:45:35,950 no, I can't walk you through it- 1212 00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:37,778 - Might make a documentary about her 1213 00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:38,866 in a few years. 1214 00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:40,999 - She's unstable. 1215 00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:44,176 - You're so balanced, Gwen. 1216 00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:46,526 Seriously, how do you do it? 1217 00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:49,181 - See it's just, the key, 1218 00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:51,183 I'm gonna tell you, you don't tell anybody, 1219 00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:54,752 is everything in moderation, okay? 1220 00:45:56,014 --> 00:45:59,887 I'm gonna sip this one glass for the rest of the day. 1221 00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:01,889 - Cheers. 1222 00:46:01,933 --> 00:46:02,933 - Cheers. 1223 00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:06,024 I want a burger. 1224 00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:07,286 That sounds good. 1225 00:46:07,329 --> 00:46:08,853 - Don't you not eat red meat? 1226 00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:12,160 - I haven't had red meat in years, but I want a burger. 1227 00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:13,858 Don't tell anybody. 1228 00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:14,772 - I won't. 1229 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,382 - Don't tell anyone on my blog. 1230 00:46:18,384 --> 00:46:21,256 - Oh no, your blog, I love your blog. 1231 00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:29,830 - I know everyone thinks I have this super glamorous life. 1232 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:31,701 - Because you constantly remind us. 1233 00:46:34,443 --> 00:46:35,793 - I'm really lonely, Liv. 1234 00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,144 I know. 1235 00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:40,449 - You do? 1236 00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:41,755 - Paige, no one brags that much 1237 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:42,863 about how great their life is 1238 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:45,759 if they're actually happy with it. 1239 00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:50,851 - I do keep myself busy with my traveling 1240 00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:53,593 and wearing bikinis. 1241 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:55,638 So many fucking bikinis. 1242 00:46:57,771 --> 00:47:02,297 The truth is I don't have anything real in my life. 1243 00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:05,126 I don't live anywhere. 1244 00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:07,215 I don't have have that last phone call to someone 1245 00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,390 at the end of the day. 1246 00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:15,267 This is probably the rose talking, but I envy you. 1247 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:17,399 No I do. - Oh, come on. 1248 00:47:17,443 --> 00:47:18,313 - I do. 1249 00:47:18,357 --> 00:47:21,882 God chose you to be a mama, Liv. 1250 00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:24,406 He thought you were perfect enough to be bonded with someone 1251 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:25,625 for the rest of your life, 1252 00:47:25,668 --> 00:47:28,149 so He put this little baby inside of you, 1253 00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:29,759 this little seed. 1254 00:47:29,803 --> 00:47:30,586 - Yeah. 1255 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,892 Okay, that's so sweet. 1256 00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:33,565 This is not exactly how it happened, though. 1257 00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:35,591 'Cause there was a recall on my birth control 1258 00:47:35,635 --> 00:47:36,549 because people were getting pregnant. 1259 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,856 So, it's more likely. 1260 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,510 - Still a miracle from God. 1261 00:47:43,338 --> 00:47:44,339 - Okay. 1262 00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:45,383 Yeah. 1263 00:47:46,428 --> 00:47:47,516 When I do tell the group, 1264 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,388 let's just not say stuff like that. 1265 00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:50,563 - Why? 1266 00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:52,304 - Well, because it makes it sound like 1267 00:47:52,347 --> 00:47:54,523 anybody who can't get pregnant 1268 00:47:54,567 --> 00:47:56,612 isn't chosen by God or something. 1269 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,921 - We can't try to interpret God's plans. 1270 00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:04,533 - Well, that's exactly what you're doing. 1271 00:48:04,577 --> 00:48:05,665 - Agree to disagree. 1272 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:06,753 - Okay. 1273 00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:07,710 - Oh my God. 1274 00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:10,235 When is the wedding? 1275 00:48:10,278 --> 00:48:12,454 - What wedding? - You and Nick. 1276 00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:14,717 You're gonna wanna do it before you start showing. 1277 00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:15,761 - Oh. 1278 00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,025 Yeah. I don't know. 1279 00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:21,246 I don't know if we are getting married. 1280 00:48:21,289 --> 00:48:23,683 - Oh Liv, come on. You're not gonna let this baby grow up 1281 00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:25,554 without a stable home life. 1282 00:48:27,165 --> 00:48:29,384 - Are you talking to my stomach? 1283 00:48:29,428 --> 00:48:31,125 - There is a baby in there, Liv. 1284 00:48:31,169 --> 00:48:32,431 - Yeah. 1285 00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:34,389 - Oh my God, I'm so happy for you. 1286 00:48:34,433 --> 00:48:35,433 - I know. 1287 00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:41,091 - Fuck. 1288 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,526 Friends, sisters. 1289 00:49:25,353 --> 00:49:27,747 I got the essential oils. 1290 00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:30,054 Who wants some ylang ylang? 1291 00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:32,578 You want some? 1292 00:49:32,621 --> 00:49:34,406 Oh Kel, Kel, Kel, Kel. 1293 00:49:34,449 --> 00:49:36,190 Kel, Kel. No, no, no, no, no. 1294 00:49:37,104 --> 00:49:38,584 You need to lift with your legs. 1295 00:49:38,627 --> 00:49:39,411 Let me help. 1296 00:49:39,454 --> 00:49:40,499 I got it. 1297 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:42,327 I'm very, very strong. 1298 00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:44,044 - Hey, Liv. We're just gonna throw this in your walk-in 1299 00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:44,894 for a couple of hours. 1300 00:49:44,938 --> 00:49:46,113 - Yeah. No, that's great. 1301 00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:47,612 One of the perks of being an event later, 1302 00:49:47,636 --> 00:49:49,247 aside from the coordinated table runners. 1303 00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:50,074 - Oh 1304 00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:50,944 Ow. 1305 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,511 Ow. 1306 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:53,554 Oh. - Oh. 1307 00:49:55,601 --> 00:49:56,384 Are you okay? 1308 00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:57,907 - Oh no. 1309 00:49:57,951 --> 00:49:59,126 I think it's broken. 1310 00:49:59,170 --> 00:50:00,258 I think it's broken. 1311 00:50:00,301 --> 00:50:01,650 No. 1312 00:50:01,694 --> 00:50:03,391 Definitely broken. 1313 00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:05,654 - Seriously, how much has she had to drink? 1314 00:50:05,698 --> 00:50:07,004 - Just one glass. 1315 00:50:08,831 --> 00:50:10,485 - It's a very large penis. 1316 00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:13,401 - Don't break it. - Okay. 1317 00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:16,926 - And if you guys each spend 50 bucks today on products, 1318 00:50:16,970 --> 00:50:19,059 you get a free sample of charcoal toothpaste. 1319 00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:21,148 Oh, that stuff freaks me out. 1320 00:50:21,192 --> 00:50:25,152 - And I could really use the sale. 1321 00:50:25,196 --> 00:50:27,067 My parents gave me the money to invest in this 1322 00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:29,983 and I promised them that this time I would stick with it. 1323 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:32,681 That this time wouldn't be like the pooper scooper business 1324 00:50:32,725 --> 00:50:36,076 or the Herbalife or the Trim Spa or the kitchen gadgets. 1325 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,774 Oh, well, I still use my garlic peeler. 1326 00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:41,821 - See? That was a good purchase. 1327 00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:45,085 - Yeah, I use my personalized ice pick all the time. 1328 00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:47,150 Speaking of which, when are they coming to get that penis? 1329 00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:48,654 I never got a picture with it. 1330 00:50:48,697 --> 00:50:49,872 Oh, 7:00. 1331 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,396 We'll bring it back out before then. 1332 00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:54,747 Just needs a couple of hours in the deep freeze. 1333 00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:58,272 Okay. 1334 00:51:00,144 --> 00:51:01,884 This one is called Thriller 1335 00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:05,192 and it is for brightening and tightening. 1336 00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:08,717 And this one is called Beat It 1337 00:51:08,761 --> 00:51:11,633 and it helps get rid of toxins and blemishes. 1338 00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:13,037 Is that the one that you put on me? 1339 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,723 That Thriller one? 1340 00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:15,550 - I think so. 1341 00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:17,726 Very tingly. 1342 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,119 - That means it's working. 1343 00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:20,555 With each tingling sensation, 1344 00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,905 imagine thousands of toxins and free radicals 1345 00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:25,125 being sucked out of your abused pores. 1346 00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:26,320 - I don't really want to imagine that, 1347 00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:27,127 but thank you. 1348 00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:28,172 - Yeah. 1349 00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:30,087 I'm feeling the tingling sensation 1350 00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:33,873 and it's almost even moving into like a burning. 1351 00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:34,787 - Yeah, me too, me too, me too. 1352 00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:35,918 - Yeah, you know what? 1353 00:51:35,962 --> 00:51:36,876 I'm actually, I'm with Liv on that. 1354 00:51:36,919 --> 00:51:38,747 It is burning. Is that normal? 1355 00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:39,922 - It's weird. 1356 00:51:39,966 --> 00:51:42,360 - Uh-huh, totally - Okay. 1357 00:51:42,403 --> 00:51:44,753 Now I'll just set the timer for 15 minutes- 1358 00:51:44,797 --> 00:51:45,841 - Shit, this is actually, 1359 00:51:45,885 --> 00:51:47,234 really seriously hurting. 1360 00:51:47,278 --> 00:51:48,298 Kel, your face is not burning right now? 1361 00:51:48,322 --> 00:51:50,281 - Something is wrong. 1362 00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:51,151 - Nope. 1363 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:52,805 Feels refreshing. 1364 00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:54,807 - No, no, no, no. This hurts 1365 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:56,461 I gotta get this off. 1366 00:51:56,504 --> 00:51:58,245 - Okay, no. Okay. 1367 00:51:58,289 --> 00:52:00,595 - Kelly, it's not coming off. 1368 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:01,901 Why is this not coming off? 1369 00:52:01,944 --> 00:52:04,033 Kelly it's not coming off, it really hurts. 1370 00:52:04,077 --> 00:52:05,837 - Guys, come on. I do these masques all the time. 1371 00:52:05,861 --> 00:52:07,602 This is totally normal. 1372 00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:10,997 - Something is happening. 1373 00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:13,956 - Just a few more minutes. 1374 00:52:19,745 --> 00:52:21,007 - Oh, oh. 1375 00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:22,443 Oh that burns. 1376 00:52:28,754 --> 00:52:30,123 - You don't need to wash your faces. 1377 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,018 Don't wash your faces. 1378 00:52:36,283 --> 00:52:39,025 - No wait for me, wait for me. 1379 00:52:39,068 --> 00:52:41,680 - You guys are being ridiculous. 1380 00:53:04,529 --> 00:53:06,226 - Are you in labor? Are you in labor? 1381 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:07,575 Oh my God, oh my God. 1382 00:53:07,619 --> 00:53:09,490 Give her room people, give her room. 1383 00:53:09,534 --> 00:53:13,364 Woman with child, woman with child. 1384 00:53:38,606 --> 00:53:41,261 Hey Liv, I'm- - Shut up, Paige. 1385 00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,220 - Damn, I was just- - I said, shut up. 1386 00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:44,308 I don't wanna hear it. 1387 00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:47,266 You promised. 1388 00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:55,188 - I can't believe you told Paige before the rest of us. 1389 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,145 - Yeah. 1390 00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,930 How could you do this to Natalie? 1391 00:53:57,973 --> 00:53:59,671 Today of all days. 1392 00:53:59,714 --> 00:54:02,239 - I did not do anything to Natalie. 1393 00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:05,479 You guys, this is exactly what I was trying to avoid. 1394 00:54:05,503 --> 00:54:07,113 If you wanna be pissed off at somebody, 1395 00:54:07,156 --> 00:54:08,636 be pissed at Paige. 1396 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,550 - Okay. 1397 00:54:09,594 --> 00:54:11,726 - Well, once we all calm down, 1398 00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:15,382 I think we can all agree that this is amazing news, 1399 00:54:15,426 --> 00:54:17,471 no matter how or when we found out. 1400 00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:20,953 And that our faces aren't really that burnt. 1401 00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:24,217 - Thanks, Kelly. 1402 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,089 I mean, for the first part of that. 1403 00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:28,656 Yeah, I agree. 1404 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:29,962 I'm really happy for you. 1405 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,881 - We're all so happy for you 1406 00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:39,537 because nothing ever works out for perfect Olivia. 1407 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:42,366 Thank God something finally went your way. 1408 00:54:42,409 --> 00:54:46,021 Something which, by the way, you didn't even want. 1409 00:54:46,065 --> 00:54:47,066 - The fuck? 1410 00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:48,502 Okay, you need to stop right now. 1411 00:54:48,546 --> 00:54:50,112 - Oh, do I? - Yeah. 1412 00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:51,156 - Do I? 1413 00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:53,333 Do I? 1414 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:54,203 You know what? 1415 00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:55,117 Hey, 1416 00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:56,858 maybe I do. 1417 00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:59,339 Maybe I do need to stop. 1418 00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:00,949 Stop, what? 1419 00:55:01,776 --> 00:55:02,560 Where are we? 1420 00:55:02,603 --> 00:55:03,865 Okay, look. 1421 00:55:03,909 --> 00:55:08,174 You guys have no idea what it's like to be me. 1422 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:10,655 - You are absolutely right about that, Gwen. 1423 00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:13,135 No idea what it's like to be so rich 1424 00:55:13,179 --> 00:55:16,487 that I stage impromptu photo shoots for my bullshit business 1425 00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:18,793 that my husband totally pays for. 1426 00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:21,143 You are absolutely right about that, Gwen. 1427 00:55:21,187 --> 00:55:22,275 - "Friends, friends. 1428 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:24,973 Have you had your caviar facial today? 1429 00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:27,846 Oh, don't forget to work out 300 fucking days in a row." 1430 00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:28,673 - No, no. 1431 00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:30,414 Yoga is not a workout, 1432 00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:32,851 it is a work in, okay? 1433 00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,983 I inspire people. 1434 00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:38,639 Have you ever tried to help people live the path 1435 00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,772 or follow their passion? 1436 00:55:40,815 --> 00:55:42,948 "Hi, I'm Morgan, 'Michael.' 1437 00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:45,516 I'm a mom, and that makes everything I do 1438 00:55:45,559 --> 00:55:47,561 so much more important than anything 1439 00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:50,129 that anyone has ever done in the history of the world. 1440 00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:51,933 But I'm still gonna complain about it anyway." 1441 00:55:51,957 --> 00:55:53,393 You know what, guys? 1442 00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:55,439 Be the change, 1443 00:55:55,482 --> 00:55:57,745 sisters and friends. 1444 00:55:57,789 --> 00:56:01,227 You never fail until you see the darkness 1445 00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:02,707 in the stars, okay? 1446 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:05,274 Until you let go of what you are 1447 00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:08,539 and I become what I might be. 1448 00:56:08,582 --> 00:56:10,062 - I hear you, Gwen. 1449 00:56:10,105 --> 00:56:12,760 It must be so hard to wanna help people all the time. 1450 00:56:14,066 --> 00:56:15,459 - Wow. 1451 00:56:15,502 --> 00:56:17,896 So now you're turning against me too. 1452 00:56:17,939 --> 00:56:19,419 Okay, I get it. 1453 00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:22,030 - No, I'm agreeing with you. 1454 00:56:23,162 --> 00:56:24,946 - You know what? Forget it. 1455 00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:26,557 Just forget it, okay? 1456 00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:29,831 - Why don't we go inside and get you something to eat, okay? 1457 00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:30,952 - Why? 1458 00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:33,955 So you could just talk about my back? 1459 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:35,566 That you know nothing about. 1460 00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:37,350 You know what, you guys? 1461 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:40,005 Just forget it. 1462 00:56:40,048 --> 00:56:41,398 - You know what? 1463 00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:43,071 I would just like to say that I know what it's like 1464 00:56:43,095 --> 00:56:44,488 to have a passion. 1465 00:56:44,531 --> 00:56:46,117 - Yeah, you're not the only one with vision, Gwen. 1466 00:56:46,141 --> 00:56:47,404 - Thank you. 1467 00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:49,318 - We're trying to say that we're on your side. 1468 00:56:49,362 --> 00:56:50,842 - I would not go that far. 1469 00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:52,321 - You know what? 1470 00:56:52,365 --> 00:56:54,038 If anyone should be pissed about feeling unsupported, 1471 00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:55,150 it's me. 1472 00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:57,326 Have any of you ever canvased for me? 1473 00:56:57,370 --> 00:57:00,721 Or knocked on people's doors or volunteered to text? 1474 00:57:00,765 --> 00:57:03,811 It's fucking texting, you assholes. 1475 00:57:03,855 --> 00:57:06,118 I've invited you to rallies, fundraisers. 1476 00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:09,034 You will go to Kelly's polygamy dinner, 1477 00:57:09,077 --> 00:57:12,341 but God forbid you waste any of your time 1478 00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:13,691 on something insignificant, 1479 00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:15,736 like the future of our fucking country. 1480 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,259 - Which is in great fucking shape, 1481 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:18,347 by the way. - Oh, Jesus. 1482 00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:19,412 - No, you know what? Shame on you. 1483 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,567 Just because we're friends 1484 00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:21,718 doesn't mean I have to run around town 1485 00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,352 supporting your liberal tree-hugging, 1486 00:57:23,396 --> 00:57:24,963 snowflake ass- - Oh my God, oh my God. 1487 00:57:25,006 --> 00:57:26,921 - Political views. - Oh my God, oh my God. 1488 00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:29,402 - Oh my God. 1489 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:33,058 Can we get back to me, okay? 1490 00:57:33,101 --> 00:57:35,234 I have an image, okay? 1491 00:57:35,277 --> 00:57:38,933 People expect me to live a certain way and 1492 00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:42,328 here I am, 1493 00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,722 almost a 30 year old woman- 1494 00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:46,680 - Okay, no, you are 32 like the rest of us. 1495 00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:50,031 - And my husband of less than three years, 1496 00:57:50,075 --> 00:57:52,773 is already out fucking every blonde pair of tits 1497 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:54,166 he can get his hands on. 1498 00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:58,605 Which let me tell you, in Orange County, is a lot. 1499 00:57:58,649 --> 00:58:00,302 And you. 1500 00:58:00,346 --> 00:58:03,218 Oh, you think you're the only one? 1501 00:58:03,262 --> 00:58:06,744 You think you're the only one who didn't wanna get pregnant? 1502 00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:09,486 But then did want a baby, and then you tried, 1503 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:10,704 but you couldn't have one. 1504 00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:12,445 So you shoot yourself up with hormones, 1505 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,838 but that doesn't work. 1506 00:58:13,881 --> 00:58:16,014 So you get some eggs, but none of those are good. 1507 00:58:16,057 --> 00:58:17,624 So we'll just freeze those. 1508 00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:21,715 But hey, at least I can have fucking sushi whenever I want. 1509 00:58:21,759 --> 00:58:22,803 - Gwen- 1510 00:58:22,847 --> 00:58:25,284 - No, I don't wanna hear it, okay? 1511 00:58:25,327 --> 00:58:27,112 Especially from you. 1512 00:58:27,155 --> 00:58:28,548 And not from any of you 1513 00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:32,378 who aren't listening to a fucking word I've said. 1514 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:33,510 - We're listening. 1515 00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:35,729 - I'm standing here listening. 1516 00:58:35,773 --> 00:58:37,905 - Hey, what the fuck happened to my milk? 1517 00:58:43,824 --> 00:58:45,913 - I may have drank it all. 1518 00:58:45,957 --> 00:58:47,045 - Ew. 1519 00:58:47,088 --> 00:58:48,176 - What? 1520 00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:50,527 She was just gonna throw it out anyway. 1521 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,140 - Oh, Jesus. - You okay? 1522 00:58:55,183 --> 00:58:56,183 - No, no, no. 1523 00:58:57,055 --> 00:58:58,535 Oh. 1524 00:58:58,578 --> 00:58:59,971 Oh. 1525 00:59:00,014 --> 00:59:02,669 - It's just a little acid reflux, friends. 1526 00:59:02,713 --> 00:59:04,105 Nothing to worry about. 1527 00:59:05,977 --> 00:59:06,977 Oh. 1528 00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:12,331 - I hope no one was looking forward to an evening swim. 1529 00:59:12,374 --> 00:59:14,507 - No, I'll clean it, I clean. 1530 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,901 Where's your scooper? 1531 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,823 But it's very, it's actually very cleansing. 1532 00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:26,867 Very cleansing for you. 1533 00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:28,173 You should try it. 1534 00:59:28,216 --> 00:59:31,393 But that's okay 'cause that was the last of it. 1535 00:59:32,351 --> 00:59:33,570 Oh no wait, there's more. 1536 00:59:44,276 --> 00:59:46,452 I think might have drank a little too much. 1537 00:59:52,545 --> 00:59:54,460 - I'm sorry about Tom. 1538 00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:55,679 - Yeah. 1539 00:59:55,722 --> 00:59:57,724 He was a total douchebag when I knew him. 1540 00:59:57,768 --> 00:59:59,900 I just never said anything because- 1541 00:59:59,944 --> 01:00:03,643 - Because you thought I deserved to be with a douchebag. 1542 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:04,470 - What? 1543 01:00:04,513 --> 01:00:06,167 No, stop it. 1544 01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:09,127 Because I'd never seen you so happy, Gwen. 1545 01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:10,389 I didn't wanna be the one 1546 01:00:10,432 --> 01:00:12,260 to ruin whatever it was you thought you had. 1547 01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:13,653 I thought about it. 1548 01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:14,697 Trust me. 1549 01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:17,439 When I saw how pissed you got 1550 01:00:17,483 --> 01:00:18,678 when I said he'd seen my boobs, I was like, 1551 01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,181 "Well, shit. 1552 01:00:20,225 --> 01:00:22,345 If I tell her he slept with every dumb whore in SoCal, 1553 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,186 I might push her over the edge." 1554 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:28,233 So, I kept my mouth shut. 1555 01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:31,976 I wore that ugly bridesmaids dress, 1556 01:00:32,019 --> 01:00:33,542 and I told him at the wedding, 1557 01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:36,067 "You keep your dick and your pants once that ring is on." 1558 01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:38,459 - You did? 1559 01:00:39,418 --> 01:00:40,593 - Yeah, I did. 1560 01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:42,769 - Thank you. 1561 01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:46,512 - Maybe you can't get pregnant because of him. 1562 01:00:46,555 --> 01:00:48,557 It could totally be his sperm. 1563 01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:50,274 - Yeah, he probably has a super low sperm count 1564 01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:51,386 cause of all the drugs. 1565 01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:52,649 Antidepressants. 1566 01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:53,650 - And cocaine. 1567 01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:54,868 - Ooh, what? 1568 01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:56,696 I did not know that. Shit. 1569 01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:57,566 - See? 1570 01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:58,610 There you go. 1571 01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:02,833 - Probably ruined your perception of me. 1572 01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:03,876 Newsflash. 1573 01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:06,184 I'm a mess. 1574 01:01:06,227 --> 01:01:07,707 - We know. 1575 01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:08,815 - I like you like this better. 1576 01:01:08,839 --> 01:01:10,623 It reminds me of college Gwen. 1577 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:11,667 - Yeah, me too. 1578 01:01:13,408 --> 01:01:15,019 - Can I tell you guys something? 1579 01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:17,369 - Anything. - Sure. 1580 01:01:17,412 --> 01:01:19,458 - I fucking hate yoga. 1581 01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:20,589 - What? 1582 01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:21,852 - Wait. 1583 01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:23,157 Wait. 1584 01:01:23,201 --> 01:01:25,159 So the whole 300 days of yoga was bullshit? 1585 01:01:25,203 --> 01:01:27,945 - Oh no. Oh that's true. 1586 01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:29,990 Only because I'm fucking the instructor. 1587 01:01:33,515 --> 01:01:34,515 - What? 1588 01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:37,694 - He's very flexible. 1589 01:01:39,173 --> 01:01:40,173 He is. 1590 01:01:46,137 --> 01:01:47,137 - Kelly. 1591 01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:48,835 Gum. 1592 01:01:48,879 --> 01:01:49,923 - Oh, sorry. - Yeah. 1593 01:01:54,493 --> 01:01:56,364 - I'm worried about Gwen. 1594 01:01:56,408 --> 01:01:59,454 - Yeah, that spiraled outta control really fast. 1595 01:02:01,892 --> 01:02:03,328 - Thanks. 1596 01:02:03,371 --> 01:02:05,199 - Babe, it's for the gum. - Ooh, great idea. 1597 01:02:05,243 --> 01:02:08,246 It was a fresh piece, I will save it for later. 1598 01:02:12,598 --> 01:02:14,600 I'm worried Gwen has a drinking problem. 1599 01:02:15,862 --> 01:02:17,385 - Yeah and an anger management problem. 1600 01:02:17,429 --> 01:02:19,997 And I don't know, probably a chemical imbalance. 1601 01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:23,957 This day has been a disaster. 1602 01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:25,350 - No, don't say that. 1603 01:02:25,393 --> 01:02:27,961 It's early, we can still turn it around. 1604 01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:29,789 We haven't even done your gift bags yet. 1605 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,270 - Oh, yeah. 1606 01:02:32,313 --> 01:02:34,228 The gift bags. 1607 01:02:34,272 --> 01:02:37,057 That's actually how I was gonna tell you guys 1608 01:02:37,101 --> 01:02:38,580 about the baby. 1609 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:41,646 I put a little picture of the sonogram in there and it says, 1610 01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:44,238 "Will you beat my godmoms?" on it. 1611 01:02:44,282 --> 01:02:45,109 - My God. 1612 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,850 I love that so much. 1613 01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:50,767 Can I see the sonogram? 1614 01:02:52,638 --> 01:02:53,726 - Yeah, sure. 1615 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:56,511 - Oh my God. 1616 01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:57,556 So beautiful. 1617 01:02:58,557 --> 01:03:00,472 And it's inside of you. 1618 01:03:02,822 --> 01:03:03,954 - It's so crazy, right? 1619 01:03:03,997 --> 01:03:04,997 - Yeah. 1620 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:13,137 - I know I always said that I never wanted to be a mom- 1621 01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:16,488 - You don't have to explain anything to me. 1622 01:03:17,619 --> 01:03:18,619 - Thank you. 1623 01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:28,456 This is gonna have to be the last time we do this. 1624 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:33,113 Do you ever think that we've all just grown apart? 1625 01:03:34,027 --> 01:03:38,205 - No, it has just been a weird and an emotional day. 1626 01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:39,685 - Yeah. 1627 01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:42,731 Or maybe this is the universe's way of telling us that- 1628 01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:43,775 - What? 1629 01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:47,779 - Oh my God. 1630 01:03:48,781 --> 01:03:50,000 - What? 1631 01:03:50,043 --> 01:03:51,436 - I just realized, 1632 01:03:51,479 --> 01:03:53,481 I don't think I like my friends anymore. 1633 01:03:54,656 --> 01:03:55,440 Oh no baby. 1634 01:03:55,483 --> 01:03:56,920 I still love you. 1635 01:03:56,963 --> 01:03:57,963 - Okay. 1636 01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:04,710 - This makes me a horrible person, doesn't it? 1637 01:04:06,233 --> 01:04:07,233 - No. 1638 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,890 Is this because I burned your faces? 1639 01:04:12,239 --> 01:04:13,239 - No. 1640 01:04:14,372 --> 01:04:15,242 Oh my God. 1641 01:04:15,286 --> 01:04:16,113 I mean, that wasn't great, but- 1642 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:16,940 - No, it definitely wasn't. 1643 01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:17,983 No. - No. 1644 01:04:21,074 --> 01:04:22,074 Oh. 1645 01:04:25,209 --> 01:04:26,906 So you don't like us anymore, Liv? 1646 01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:28,168 - I- 1647 01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:30,431 - Honestly, at least someone finally said it. 1648 01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:33,434 What? 1649 01:04:33,478 --> 01:04:35,195 Come on, is anyone really happy to be here right now? 1650 01:04:35,219 --> 01:04:36,655 - I am. 1651 01:04:36,698 --> 01:04:38,004 - Okay. 1652 01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:39,048 It's not, 1653 01:04:39,832 --> 01:04:42,226 it has been an emotional day and that's not, 1654 01:04:42,269 --> 01:04:43,314 it's not what I meant. 1655 01:04:43,357 --> 01:04:45,359 - What exactly did you mean, then? 1656 01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:47,013 - Yeah, not too many other meanings for, 1657 01:04:47,057 --> 01:04:49,320 "I don't like them." 1658 01:04:49,363 --> 01:04:50,582 - You know what? 1659 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:51,820 This probably should have happened years ago. 1660 01:04:51,844 --> 01:04:53,019 - No, no, no, no. Come on. 1661 01:04:53,063 --> 01:04:54,760 - No, Liv. She's right. 1662 01:04:54,803 --> 01:04:56,718 - Oh, now you're on my side? 1663 01:04:57,806 --> 01:05:01,027 - Okay guys, this was very clearly taken out of context, 1664 01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:06,076 and that's not what I was trying to say. 1665 01:05:06,511 --> 01:05:09,557 I wasn't talking about any of you specifically, Morgan. 1666 01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:12,386 I'm just saying that after all of these years, 1667 01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:16,347 we have all changed so much, right? 1668 01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:18,392 And I don't know, 1669 01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:20,438 maybe we're just hanging on to something 1670 01:05:20,481 --> 01:05:22,962 that lived in a very special moment in time. 1671 01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:26,487 And we should just appreciate that for what it is 1672 01:05:26,531 --> 01:05:28,794 instead of trying to force some relationship 1673 01:05:28,837 --> 01:05:31,318 purely based on our history together. 1674 01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:39,500 I could also be wrong because now that I'm hearing that, 1675 01:05:39,544 --> 01:05:41,415 that sounds so ridiculous. - Yeah. 1676 01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:44,766 - So who is up for some karaoke? 1677 01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:45,680 - Woo. 1678 01:05:45,724 --> 01:05:46,986 - You know what, Liv? 1679 01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:48,529 You're not that easy to be around either, okay? 1680 01:05:48,553 --> 01:05:50,424 You never have been. 1681 01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:51,512 But you're my friend, 1682 01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:53,079 and so I put up with your 1683 01:05:53,123 --> 01:05:55,386 perfectionist, controlling bullshit. 1684 01:05:55,429 --> 01:05:56,865 I pretend to be interested 1685 01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:59,390 while you ramble on about your event locations 1686 01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:00,913 and your edible terrariums. 1687 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,828 And then I go home and bitch about you 1688 01:06:02,871 --> 01:06:04,308 for two hours to Pete, 1689 01:06:04,351 --> 01:06:07,311 because that is friendship. 1690 01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:10,314 You hold the rest of the world to some unattainable standard 1691 01:06:10,357 --> 01:06:13,491 and you finally turn the fucking measuring stick on us. 1692 01:06:13,534 --> 01:06:16,842 You finally realize that you are too good to be our friend. 1693 01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:18,931 - I don't think she was saying that, Nat. 1694 01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:22,195 - So you don't like my edible terrariums? 1695 01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:24,544 - Does anyone? 1696 01:06:26,330 --> 01:06:27,679 - No. - No. 1697 01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:28,722 - Not- 1698 01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,388 Oh, okay. 1699 01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:25,215 - Got it? 1700 01:07:25,258 --> 01:07:26,520 - Yeah. - Okay. 1701 01:07:27,565 --> 01:07:28,827 - Thanks, Liv. 1702 01:07:28,870 --> 01:07:31,003 The guy will be here any minute to pick it up. 1703 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,850 - Well, you're the only one still talking to me. 1704 01:07:32,874 --> 01:07:35,225 So that's the least I can do. 1705 01:07:35,268 --> 01:07:36,356 Oh my God. 1706 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,879 Can we just leave it here? 1707 01:07:37,923 --> 01:07:40,186 - Paige wants a picture with it by the pool. 1708 01:07:40,230 --> 01:07:41,492 - Does she really? Seriously? 1709 01:07:41,535 --> 01:07:42,319 Okay. 1710 01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:43,450 Yes. Fine. 1711 01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:45,148 That will be super cute, super cute. 1712 01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:46,323 Okay. 1713 01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:47,474 - And then we can watch the slideshow? 1714 01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:48,997 - I don't think anybody wants to do that. 1715 01:07:49,021 --> 01:07:50,022 - What? 1716 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:50,979 We have to have a slideshow. 1717 01:07:51,023 --> 01:07:52,372 We always have a slideshow. 1718 01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,460 It is tradition, Liv. 1719 01:07:53,504 --> 01:07:54,679 - I know. 1720 01:07:54,722 --> 01:07:56,048 I just don't think it's appropriate, okay? 1721 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,179 Not after everything that's happened today. 1722 01:07:57,203 --> 01:07:58,248 - Come on, please. 1723 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,357 - Okay, can we just not have this conversation 1724 01:08:01,381 --> 01:08:03,470 while we're holding a giant ice penis please. 1725 01:08:03,514 --> 01:08:04,428 Oh yeah, sure. 1726 01:08:04,471 --> 01:08:06,691 - Okay. - Okay 1727 01:08:06,734 --> 01:08:08,127 Keep going. 1728 01:08:08,171 --> 01:08:09,433 - Keep going. - I'm going. 1729 01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:10,695 - Keep going. - I'm going. 1730 01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:11,609 - Keep going. - Kel. 1731 01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:13,045 - Okay, hear - Okay. 1732 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:14,046 - Be careful. 1733 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:14,873 Careful. - Okay. 1734 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:16,092 - Careful. - Okay. 1735 01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:17,658 - Thank you. 1736 01:08:17,702 --> 01:08:18,702 Okay. 1737 01:08:20,313 --> 01:08:21,401 Well, I have an idea. 1738 01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:22,813 How about we get a group picture together 1739 01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:24,230 before this thing goes away? 1740 01:08:25,362 --> 01:08:26,711 Come on, I'll start. 1741 01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:27,775 - Kel, I think maybe we should just call it a day. 1742 01:08:27,799 --> 01:08:29,583 - I need by the bikini picture. 1743 01:08:29,627 --> 01:08:31,039 - Come on, Kelly. - Kelly, will you take it? 1744 01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:32,412 - Yeah, sure. - I can take it. 1745 01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:33,650 And that way I can get one of you and Kelly both. 1746 01:08:33,674 --> 01:08:34,762 - Yeah, come on, Paige. 1747 01:08:34,806 --> 01:08:35,589 Let's get a picture together. Come on. 1748 01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:37,069 - I want one by myself. 1749 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:38,786 - Come on, Kelly didn't do anything to you. 1750 01:08:38,810 --> 01:08:39,680 Just let me take the picture. 1751 01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:40,875 - It's not about doing anything. 1752 01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:42,161 I just said no. 1753 01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:43,704 - Can you just not be a child for one second? 1754 01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:44,511 Just let me take it. 1755 01:08:44,555 --> 01:08:45,904 - Okay, it's my business, 1756 01:08:45,947 --> 01:08:48,428 so I'm just saying- - It's one picture, Paige. 1757 01:08:50,343 --> 01:08:51,344 Oh. 1758 01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:52,388 - No. 1759 01:08:54,086 --> 01:08:55,087 - Oh my God. 1760 01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:57,785 - We have to get it out. 1761 01:08:57,829 --> 01:08:59,111 - Who's we? I'm not getting in there 1762 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:01,702 - I'll lose my deposit and my boss will kill me 1763 01:09:01,746 --> 01:09:02,984 and I promised I'd have this ready 1764 01:09:03,008 --> 01:09:04,575 for the bachelorette party. 1765 01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:05,618 You guys. 1766 01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:09,188 - No, no, no, no, no. - No. 1767 01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:10,363 - No, don't do it. 1768 01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:14,454 - Oh my God, that's so disgusting. 1769 01:09:14,498 --> 01:09:16,108 - Oh no. 1770 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:16,935 - No. 1771 01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,197 - Fuck it. - No. 1772 01:09:21,635 --> 01:09:23,594 - Okay fuck it, all right I'm going in. 1773 01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:25,073 - You too? - What? 1774 01:09:35,823 --> 01:09:36,824 - Oh my God. 1775 01:09:41,525 --> 01:09:42,700 - Where is it? 1776 01:09:47,705 --> 01:09:49,924 - Gwen, this is your fucking puke. 1777 01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:50,925 Why aren't you in here? 1778 01:09:50,969 --> 01:09:53,058 - I'm still a little queezy. 1779 01:09:53,101 --> 01:09:54,451 - Jesus. 1780 01:09:54,494 --> 01:09:55,689 - All right guys. I peed in the pool, I'm sorry. 1781 01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:56,496 - Oh perfect. 1782 01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:57,628 That's perfect, thank you. 1783 01:09:57,671 --> 01:09:58,735 - Does anybody wanna take a shit now 1784 01:09:58,759 --> 01:10:01,501 just so we can cover all the bases? 1785 01:10:01,545 --> 01:10:02,609 - You guys got it. - Lift from under. 1786 01:10:02,633 --> 01:10:04,330 Under. - Yeah, you got it. 1787 01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:05,375 - Use your legs. 1788 01:10:05,418 --> 01:10:07,072 - Will you quit hogging the end? 1789 01:10:07,115 --> 01:10:09,117 - Stop trying to elbow me in the face. 1790 01:10:09,161 --> 01:10:10,878 - Then move your face. - You move your face. 1791 01:10:10,902 --> 01:10:12,991 - Guys, guys, let's focus 1792 01:10:13,034 --> 01:10:15,733 so that we can stop swimming in Gwen's puke. 1793 01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:18,431 - Well, you're also swimming in Morgan's pee, so- 1794 01:10:18,475 --> 01:10:19,389 - Okay, thank you, Gwen. 1795 01:10:19,432 --> 01:10:22,566 Thank you for pointing that out. 1796 01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:26,526 - Damn it, Gwen. You had it. 1797 01:10:26,570 --> 01:10:27,440 - Okay, okay, okay. 1798 01:10:27,484 --> 01:10:29,355 Just stop yelling at me, okay? 1799 01:10:29,399 --> 01:10:30,182 You know what? 1800 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,618 It's very slippery. 1801 01:10:31,662 --> 01:10:32,532 - Okay, okay. 1802 01:10:32,576 --> 01:10:33,794 We need something to hold it. 1803 01:10:33,838 --> 01:10:35,187 - The face masques. 1804 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:38,146 Stuff sticks to everything. 1805 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:39,278 - Oh fuck. 1806 01:10:39,322 --> 01:10:41,367 I can't believe we're doing this. 1807 01:10:48,592 --> 01:10:50,507 I can't believe we're doing this. 1808 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:52,900 - You can't believe we're doing this? 1809 01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:53,771 - Hurry. 1810 01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:54,814 - Okay. 1811 01:10:55,729 --> 01:10:57,557 My hands are burning, they're burning. 1812 01:10:59,951 --> 01:11:01,648 - Stop it. Let me get a good grip. 1813 01:11:01,692 --> 01:11:03,302 - Damn it do not boss me around, 1814 01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:04,912 you're not my mother. 1815 01:11:04,956 --> 01:11:07,698 - Well apparently it's my one fucking job so let me do it. 1816 01:11:07,741 --> 01:11:09,743 - Oh, pardon me. 1817 01:11:09,787 --> 01:11:11,876 - Okay, fine, fine. No one's gonna make fun of me? 1818 01:11:11,919 --> 01:11:13,269 Hi, I'm Gwen- 1819 01:11:14,357 --> 01:11:15,967 - Oh, shut up, Gwen. - Damn it. 1820 01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:19,927 Fucking goddamn stop it, fucking stop it. 1821 01:11:19,971 --> 01:11:23,017 Get over yourselves and help me. 1822 01:11:23,061 --> 01:11:24,236 Penis. 1823 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,280 Now. 1824 01:11:26,064 --> 01:11:28,414 Okay, okay. 1825 01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:29,502 - All right, come on. 1826 01:11:29,546 --> 01:11:30,329 One, 1827 01:11:30,373 --> 01:11:31,591 two- 1828 01:11:43,908 --> 01:11:44,778 - I love you. 1829 01:11:44,822 --> 01:11:47,172 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1830 01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:48,434 - Sorry. - Sorry. 1831 01:11:51,524 --> 01:11:52,786 - Oh. 1832 01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:54,397 - We saved the penis. 1833 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,007 - We saved the penis. 1834 01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:57,050 - We did. 1835 01:12:16,114 --> 01:12:17,114 - So- 1836 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,465 - So. 1837 01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:20,509 - Yep. 1838 01:12:21,249 --> 01:12:22,338 - Mm-hmm. 1839 01:12:22,381 --> 01:12:23,687 - Are we- 1840 01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:25,123 - Done? 1841 01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:26,166 Yeah. 1842 01:12:26,907 --> 01:12:28,692 - It's so sad. 1843 01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,302 I can't. 1844 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,627 I don't know how you guys are holding it together so well. 1845 01:12:33,436 --> 01:12:35,307 - I'm actually not that upset. 1846 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,961 - I know, me either. 1847 01:12:37,004 --> 01:12:39,616 It's the best mood I've been in in a while. 1848 01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:44,577 - You know you guys, we don't have to do this every year. 1849 01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:46,231 - It's actually kind of a relief. 1850 01:12:46,274 --> 01:12:47,450 - Yeah 1851 01:12:47,493 --> 01:12:48,799 - No more pretending. 1852 01:12:48,842 --> 01:12:50,104 - No more gift bags. 1853 01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:52,498 - I love those so much. 1854 01:12:54,718 --> 01:12:57,111 - Guys, this really fucking adult of us. 1855 01:12:57,155 --> 01:12:59,418 I mean, who just decides to not be friends 1856 01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:02,160 with the people they've been friends with for 10 years? 1857 01:13:02,203 --> 01:13:03,203 - I guess us. 1858 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,903 - Yeah. 1859 01:13:05,946 --> 01:13:06,946 - Liberating. 1860 01:13:07,861 --> 01:13:10,081 - I actually feel this huge weight 1861 01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:12,257 lifted off of my shoulders, you guys. 1862 01:13:13,650 --> 01:13:15,391 I think we were all trying to hang on 1863 01:13:15,434 --> 01:13:18,045 to what brought us together in the first place. 1864 01:13:18,089 --> 01:13:20,831 - Even though we aren't the same people anymore. 1865 01:13:21,745 --> 01:13:23,268 - I am. 1866 01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:24,487 - Kel. 1867 01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:25,879 Be honest. 1868 01:13:25,923 --> 01:13:28,142 If you met me today, would you wanna be my friend? 1869 01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:30,362 - Well, maybe not today. 1870 01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:37,108 - I wouldn't. 1871 01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:38,457 - Me neither. 1872 01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:39,501 - Yeah. 1873 01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:42,418 - Okay. 1874 01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:43,897 So- 1875 01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:44,985 - Yeah. 1876 01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:47,684 I will miss the idea of us. 1877 01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:49,902 - Yeah, me too. 1878 01:13:52,471 --> 01:13:53,254 - Wait. 1879 01:13:53,298 --> 01:13:54,342 Where's everyone going? 1880 01:13:54,386 --> 01:13:55,386 Home. 1881 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,129 - No, come on you guys. 1882 01:13:58,172 --> 01:14:00,348 We have to watch the slideshow. 1883 01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:03,177 We always end by watching the slideshow. 1884 01:14:03,221 --> 01:14:05,615 - Honey, have you been here for the last five minutes? 1885 01:14:05,658 --> 01:14:08,400 - Kelly, no one's in the mood to watch a slideshow. 1886 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,750 - But we always have a slideshow. 1887 01:14:10,794 --> 01:14:12,360 It is tradition. 1888 01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:14,058 - I love you. 1889 01:14:14,101 --> 01:14:15,102 But Natalie's right. 1890 01:14:16,103 --> 01:14:17,888 I mean, come on. 1891 01:14:17,931 --> 01:14:21,282 - But it celebrates our friendship and our memories. 1892 01:14:21,326 --> 01:14:22,651 And if you guys aren't those people 1893 01:14:22,675 --> 01:14:24,155 and this is the last time 1894 01:14:24,198 --> 01:14:26,505 and we're not gonna do this anymore, 1895 01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:28,942 then let's celebrate what we had, 1896 01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:30,509 because it was something. 1897 01:14:32,511 --> 01:14:33,511 It was. 1898 01:14:37,821 --> 01:14:40,388 - Here's to the last one. 1899 01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:57,449 Rose All Day. 1900 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:58,537 In May- 1901 01:14:58,581 --> 01:14:59,364 - So we won't drift away- 1902 01:14:59,407 --> 01:15:00,583 - In Orange County- 1903 01:15:00,626 --> 01:15:02,236 - Or have to drive on 12 freeways- 1904 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:03,847 - Even if I have to drink cranberry- 1905 01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:05,892 - And that's all there is to say.