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♪ I think I like him more
than I like Trader Joe's ♪
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♪ I'll swallow kids
if he start eatin' vegetables ♪
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♪ New York nigga
with the love for Arizonas ♪
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♪ I got the juice he 'bout
to start sippin' on ♪
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♪ We don't fuck,
he just pick me up
from Trader Joe's ♪
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♪ Carry all my groceries
and lick on all my toes ♪
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♪ Tryna cuff but I know
you gonna leave me 'lone ♪
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♪ When my phone ring
it's 'cause ♪
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♪ Of niggas seen
the way I grown ♪
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Am I hitting it hard enough?
'Cause it's like...
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1, 2, 3.
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♪ ...lick on all my toes ♪
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1, 2, 3, 4...
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Un-un-un...
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♪ ...'cause of niggas
seen the way I grown ♪
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Sarah Jo, are you listening?
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Yes, very hard.
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What?
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You're hitting it very hard.
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Okay, from the top.
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Really wanna post this today
to keep my numbers trending up.
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It's really exhausting
'cause once you go viral,
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you can't just rest.
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Oh, it's the opposite of rest,
you gotta grind.
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Some of these girls,
they're posting 15 times a day.
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I swear they're using speed.
I really swear it.
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They're not using speed, Mom,
they're rich, and they're bored.
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Hey, who forgot
to squeegee in here?
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Babelet.
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Why aren't you wearing that
cherry print set we got you?
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I'm practicing.
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It's hanging on the curtain rod,
the tags are still on it.
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Why the fuck are the tags
still on it?
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You could have told me
before I dropped $45
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on something you fucking hate.
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I don't hate it,
I just have purple nails today.
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Let's just do it later.
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Okay.
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I'm sure
she really did like them.
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She's just saving them
for the perfect day.
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Did you collect on Mark
in Unit A?
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Unit A, I have not yet been able
to locate him yet.
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Eviction notice.
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Tre, Sarah Jo, breakfast,
come on.
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♪ Do it, do it,
do it, do it now ♪
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♪ Lick it good, suck this pussy
just like you should ♪
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♪ Right now, lick it good ♪
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♪ Suck this pussy
just like you should ♪
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♪ My neck, my back ♪
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♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪
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♪ My neck, my back ♪
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♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪
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♪ My neck, my back ♪
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♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪
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Hi.
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Welcome back to week ten
of "Caregiving Essentials
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for young people
with Special Needs."
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I know it's been tricky
to learn when we can't
all be together.
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We get so much
just from absorbing
each other's experiences
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and grooving off of each other,
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but I want to commend you all
for making the best
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of a crummy situation
and pushing on.
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How are we all feeling
in our placements?
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Sarah Jo?
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I love mine.
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Zach is the funniest person
I've ever met.
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He does the funniest,
most amazing Elvis impression.
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We can always count on Sarah Jo
to bring the positivity.
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Anyone struggling?
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Because that's okay, too.
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Henry.
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I think it's weird that they
left me alone in the house
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with an 18-year-old girl,
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and the kid,
the younger sibling,
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isn't even there,
and the parents are never home.
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Um, I'm gonna
get back to you on that.
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Uh... it's a very good point.
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Um... uh, Sandra,
what about you?
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Do you wanna start off
with some markers?
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This money is
in the bank.
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I don't know.
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I'm just gonna like
hunker down, you know,
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kick it around
the old homestead.
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I don't know,
maybe we'll hit Erewhon.
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Nah, I was thinking
I was gonna maybe work
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on some of the plants outside.
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Good morning, Z!
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Sarah Jo, Sarah Jo,
whaddya know?
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- Good morning.
- Z, you want milk?
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Baby, I can't find
my keys anywhere.
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Um, when did you last have 'em?
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I just don't have time
for this right now, okay?
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This buyer is coming in
from San Francisco,
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he's a Twitter executive.
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I have one hour to show him
this house.
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-Oh, my God.
-Boom-shaka-laka.
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Oh, good!
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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But do you remember,
physical therapy?
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He's got physical therapy.
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- Yep, got it.
- It's at the track today.
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- Got it.
-I don't like when you say "got it,"
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because it makes me feel
like you don't got it,
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and it makes me feel like
I'm the only person
in the world who's got it.
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What exactly would you
have liked for me to have said
right then?
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What could have I said?
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"Heather, I'm going
to meet Mary Kublick
at the track."
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"We're gonna have his water
and his shin guards."
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"I'm not gonna take him
to Chic-fil-A like I did
last time."
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That's not necess--
Okay, baby, let's just
pretend I said that.
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-Can we do that?
-But you didn't say that.
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But can we just do that?
Can we just do that?
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Please, please, please,
I believe in you.
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- I'm proud of you.
You are gonna slay.
- I look like a whale.
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You do not, look at you!
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Baby, you're gonna crush today.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Love you.
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-Go slay the day, Mama.
-Okay.
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You gots this, you gots this.
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You want a purple?
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My man.
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- I like what you're
doing there, dude.
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Mommy wishes she could stay home
with you all day, okay?
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Goodbye, Mom.
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Okay, there you have it.
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He loves his days with you,
Sarah Jo.
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-He's a great person.
-Yeah.
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Okay.
Bye, sweetie.
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Bye, baby. Go get 'em.
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- Bye.
- You're home when?
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Unclear.
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Wow. I wonder what it's like
to be that busy.
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Yeah, me too.
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I don't know, guys.
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She's fuckin' awful.
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Uh, ahh!
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Did I just swear?
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Holy sh...
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-No!
-Bad dad.
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Bad daddy, bad!
You just made money, Z-man.
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-Yeah, bad.
-Two bucks for the swear turtle.
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You're gonna be rich, man.
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Two bucks for you.
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You know what time it is, Z?
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Oh, I think we're about
to get down up in here.
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Is it that time, Z?
Is it that time?
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Siri, let's play Z's song.
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-Oh!
-Oh-h-h!
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Oh, snap!
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♪ Come on! ♪
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Oh, yeah,
he's feelin' it.
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♪ Fresh! That's what I am ♪
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♪ Boombox pumpin'
in my left hand ♪
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♪ Can't go on,
I'm the king of the land... ♪
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Boo!
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Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!
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♪ When other emcees
don't know what to say... ♪
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Does she wanna dance?
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She wants to dance?
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-She wants to dance.
-No!
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Come on, Sarah Jo,
you gotta dance with us.
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What the man wants, he wants.
Come on, Z.
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Come on, Z.
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Oh, you want me
to dance with her?
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All right, come on,
Sarah Jo, I guess we're dancin'.
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Uh-oh.
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Yeah, go, Sarah!
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Go, Sarah!
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Sarah Jo!
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Way to go, Z!
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Yeah, Z!
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To be clear then,
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I am in the dick prison
with Harder,
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and I don't wanna be released.
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He's everything.
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I can't go through
this again with you, Treina.
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Now, who wants to hear
their origin story?
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Me!
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Okay.
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So, I was 30
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but I felt 80.
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I'd spent 13 long years
in this town
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doing everything
it had to offer.
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The shine and the dark gleam.
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The golden man.
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Hmm. Musty little ghouls
in suits.
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-Bruce...
-Bruce.
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He was an entertainment lawyer
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with a big house in the hills.
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And he had a penis that was
wider than it was long,
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which is called a...
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Chode.
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Good girls.
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So the natural time was
approaching for us to divorce.
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He wanted a new, you know,
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a new woman to bring
to Oscar parties,
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and I wanted a baby.
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My doctor said there was
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a small chance,
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slim to none,
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if I didn't get started
right then and there.
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You know, it runs
in our family, Sarah Jo.
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So, I was at the furrier's,
LeBuque's on Wilshire,
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and there was this beautiful
little model,
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and she shifted position,
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so I noticed she had like
this huge pregnant belly.
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And she saw me see her
and she looked scared,
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like terrified,
and I realized, oh, my God,
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her boss doesn't know.
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So I was like, "Shh,
shh, it's okay, don't worry."
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And I explained to her
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that I could help her.
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I could take care of her
and the baby,
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if she wanted.
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And from that moment on,
we are glued at the hip,
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like joined.
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And I have her drinking
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carrot and yam smoothies.
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Eww.
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I have her doing
dance workouts and lymphatics,
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and when she goes into labor,
I leave.
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I leave Bruce.
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And when you, when you are born,
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she leaves with this guy
she met at Scientology,
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when they do that thing
where they shock you,
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you know, on your wrist
if you're telling a lie.
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And you and I,
we move into this sweet little
apartment in Beverly Hills,
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and every night
we watch the headlights go by.
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And I say...
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"Count the diamonds,
little thing."
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And you were
a very early counter.
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You were.
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"Reina" means queen.
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And the "T"...
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the "T" I added for "truth."
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Have to remember
to tell Harder this,
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'cause he wants to know
everything about me.
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Will you tell mine now?
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Yours?
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I was having, um, a fling
with my personal trainer, Roy,
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and he was doing such a good job
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that I didn't even realize
I was pregnant
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till you nearly slipped out
at seven months.
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And we did,
we tried to give it a go.
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But... he even named you,
you know that?
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He was very, very handsome.
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But he was just
a really simple guy.
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So I bought him
a ticket back to Florida.
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It's best just
to keep it us three.
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Mom, you were like,
"Well, hey, Roy."
252
00:13:29,265 --> 00:13:30,834
- Stop!
- You were.
253
00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,501
He was
a very nice man.
254
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:35,171
-You were like, "Oy, Roy!"
-You are bad.
255
00:13:35,204 --> 00:13:38,140
- "Oy, Troy..." or Roy.
- Don't!
256
00:13:38,174 --> 00:13:40,509
-"Oy, Roy!"
-That's so disgusting!
257
00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:43,746
Ay-ay-ay!
258
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:46,649
ZZ Top, what are we
working with today, buddy?
259
00:13:46,682 --> 00:13:48,284
-Okay.
-Okay.
260
00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:51,220
You know something, Z?
I love you.
261
00:13:51,253 --> 00:13:55,324
I don't want you to be
anything in this world
but exactly who you are.
262
00:13:55,358 --> 00:13:57,760
That being said, sometimes
we need to have just like
263
00:13:57,794 --> 00:14:01,697
the ability to just sort of
want to at least change it up
a little bit.
264
00:14:01,731 --> 00:14:03,633
You wanna rock it though, huh?
265
00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:05,334
He wants to rock it.
266
00:14:05,368 --> 00:14:06,769
-Rock it!
-I hear you, dude.
267
00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:08,471
I hear you, it's coming.
268
00:14:08,504 --> 00:14:12,208
Houston, I think we are
ready for liftoff.
269
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:15,277
In 5, 4...
270
00:14:15,311 --> 00:14:17,513
3, 2, 1...
271
00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:20,483
I gotta land this rocket!
272
00:14:20,516 --> 00:14:23,786
Oh, I'm gonna...
273
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:26,489
Eat up, big boy.
I'll get you some more milk.
274
00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:30,961
Sarah Jo, I got more batter.
275
00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:33,596
Let me make you some.
Pick a shape.
276
00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:37,433
A mouse?
277
00:14:37,466 --> 00:14:38,802
-A mouse?
-If that's okay.
278
00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:40,302
If that's... if that's...
279
00:14:40,336 --> 00:14:41,972
No, it's cool, um...
280
00:14:42,005 --> 00:14:43,974
Let me just like...
281
00:14:44,007 --> 00:14:46,709
...wrap my artistic head
around a mouse.
282
00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:48,678
All right, I see your mouse.
283
00:14:48,711 --> 00:14:51,480
I see your mouse, Sarah Jo.
284
00:14:51,514 --> 00:14:53,749
All right, stand by.
285
00:14:53,783 --> 00:14:55,584
See what we got going here.
286
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:58,454
What do you want
to do today, Zach?
287
00:14:58,487 --> 00:15:01,323
I want to watch
a movie with Elvis.
288
00:15:01,357 --> 00:15:03,325
You wanna watch an Elvis movie?
289
00:15:04,795 --> 00:15:06,595
Let's do that.
290
00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:08,965
You know what, Zach?
291
00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:12,468
You are like Elvis to me.
292
00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:14,938
You mean the best ever?
293
00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:17,606
-You're the best ever.
-No, you're the best ever.
294
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,375
-You're the best ever.
-The best ever...
295
00:15:19,408 --> 00:15:20,811
Okay, Sarah Jo,
296
00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:23,947
it is with honor and respect,
297
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:26,582
I humbly present to you
298
00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,885
monsieur le mouse.
299
00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:30,553
Yuck.
300
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,321
Thanks, Z.
301
00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:34,858
Whaddya...
302
00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:35,992
Whaddya think?
303
00:15:38,594 --> 00:15:39,896
You dig it?
304
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,697
Cool.
305
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,409
This feels fucking fantastic.
306
00:15:53,442 --> 00:15:55,711
My third eye is tired.
307
00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:57,279
It's an ancient ritual.
308
00:15:57,313 --> 00:15:59,682
It clears away years
of impurities.
309
00:15:59,715 --> 00:16:02,853
Emotional, physical, sexual.
310
00:16:02,886 --> 00:16:06,355
I think Harder might be
the full package, guys.
311
00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:11,061
What is in a full package?
312
00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:13,997
Can't believe I'm saying this,
but, like, the husband?
313
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,397
Oh, no, no, no.
314
00:16:15,431 --> 00:16:17,033
Don't even say that word
in front of me.
315
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:20,436
After five California divorces,
it loses a little of its tingle.
316
00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:21,938
I know, but it's like...
317
00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:25,842
He's so fucking hot.
318
00:16:25,876 --> 00:16:27,510
He's obsessed with me.
319
00:16:27,543 --> 00:16:28,644
He's nice to dogs.
320
00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:29,745
He's in my scene.
321
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,014
He has a British accent.
322
00:16:31,047 --> 00:16:32,481
He makes a living.
323
00:16:32,515 --> 00:16:33,917
Oh, as what?
324
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,418
What do you mean "as what"?
325
00:16:36,452 --> 00:16:37,854
What does he make
a living doing?
326
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:40,456
That's a snotty question.
327
00:16:41,925 --> 00:16:44,094
I just asked what he enjoys.
328
00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:47,730
He's a club promoter,
okay?
329
00:16:47,763 --> 00:16:50,100
You don't have to be
so immediately judgmental
330
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:53,669
of what people are doing
to rise up in this world.
331
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:57,040
Everybody has
to start someplace.
332
00:16:57,073 --> 00:16:59,109
He's already said
three different times
333
00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:02,012
he'd never let our family
go hungry.
334
00:17:02,045 --> 00:17:03,880
Our family.
335
00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:05,447
Go hungry.
336
00:17:05,481 --> 00:17:08,051
But we're not hungry.
337
00:17:08,084 --> 00:17:09,986
That's not the point.
338
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:12,989
I vote
pool man or gardener.
339
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:17,493
Both safe, good jobs.
Always in demand.
340
00:17:19,562 --> 00:17:21,965
I think Harder might be Greek.
341
00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:24,901
This too shall pass.
342
00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:26,435
What?
343
00:17:26,468 --> 00:17:28,138
Mm...
344
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:30,907
just wanting to kiss Harder
all the time,
345
00:17:30,941 --> 00:17:32,108
fuck Harder all the time.
346
00:17:32,142 --> 00:17:33,642
Mom, eww!
347
00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:35,644
No, I'm just saying,
enjoy it now, you know.
348
00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:38,414
Eat it for breakfast,
lunch and dinner.
349
00:17:38,447 --> 00:17:41,717
'Cause in about 23 years,
you're never gonna wanna
do it again.
350
00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:45,155
This too shall pass.
351
00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:46,722
Uh.
352
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:49,793
I'm just itchy as fuck.
Is anyone else itchy?
353
00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:54,097
Is the antihistamine hour
upon us?
354
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:56,066
Wait.
355
00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:58,567
Okay, but, like...
356
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:01,104
he's hanging out
with his ex's cousin
357
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,438
at Universal Studios.
358
00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:03,907
Like, what is that?
359
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:05,976
It's simple.
360
00:18:08,777 --> 00:18:10,713
You wanna know if he's
really yours?
361
00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:14,885
You look him in the eye
362
00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:16,619
and you say...
363
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,023
"Do you find me beautiful?"
364
00:18:21,858 --> 00:18:23,626
It's foolproof.
365
00:18:23,659 --> 00:18:28,464
He did not think you
were gonna ask that question.
366
00:18:28,497 --> 00:18:31,801
He thought he had endless
amounts of time to decide,
367
00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:35,604
and you are giving him
a limited time offer.
368
00:18:35,638 --> 00:18:39,142
And he starts thinking,
"If I don't act soon,
369
00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:42,611
the next schmo off the bus
from Idaho will."
370
00:18:42,645 --> 00:18:46,482
And that is how I ended up
371
00:18:46,515 --> 00:18:50,120
in not one but two
Duran Duran music videos
372
00:18:50,153 --> 00:18:53,189
with a pet-fuckin' cheetah.
373
00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:56,592
- Oh, my God.
- It opened doors with its paw.
374
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,694
- Okay?
- Yeah.
375
00:18:58,727 --> 00:19:00,864
So, say after me.
376
00:19:00,897 --> 00:19:03,532
- Do...
- Do...
377
00:19:03,565 --> 00:19:06,102
- ...you...
- ...you...
378
00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:07,904
- ...find...
- ...find...
379
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,772
-...me...
-...me...
380
00:19:15,979 --> 00:19:18,815
- Do you find...
- Me.
381
00:19:18,848 --> 00:19:19,883
Me.
382
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:20,984
Beautiful?
383
00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:23,686
Beautiful?
384
00:19:23,719 --> 00:19:28,524
The truth,
men love a problem.
385
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,095
Interesting men.
386
00:19:32,128 --> 00:19:33,930
You know, like...
387
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,699
complicated men...
388
00:19:36,732 --> 00:19:40,003
they love a backstory.
389
00:19:45,607 --> 00:19:47,978
♪ Ten boots
and you color each ♪
390
00:19:48,011 --> 00:19:50,546
♪ I like to go
from here to Jersey ♪
391
00:19:50,579 --> 00:19:53,183
♪ Don't even try
to test me, yo ♪
392
00:19:53,216 --> 00:19:55,584
♪ My name's D,
I like to go hard ♪
393
00:19:55,617 --> 00:19:58,054
♪ You know my thing,
it goes about a yard ♪
394
00:19:58,088 --> 00:20:00,090
♪ I'm a steadily deadly beast ♪
395
00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:02,658
♪ I getcha TV,
ten boots and... ♪
396
00:20:02,691 --> 00:20:03,793
Josh?
397
00:20:05,095 --> 00:20:06,662
-What's up?
-Hi.
398
00:20:06,695 --> 00:20:08,231
Hey.
399
00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:10,834
-Is Z asleep? Yeah?
-Mm-hmm, he's still sleeping.
400
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,202
Good.
401
00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:15,571
Do you find me beautiful?
402
00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:18,975
Huh?
403
00:20:21,277 --> 00:20:22,711
I hope these scars
404
00:20:22,745 --> 00:20:24,314
won't be an issue for you.
405
00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:25,915
Whoa, whoa.
406
00:20:25,949 --> 00:20:28,251
Sarah Jo...
407
00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:29,685
Hang on a second.
408
00:20:29,718 --> 00:20:32,822
You really don't need
to do that.
409
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:37,559
I'm sorry if I gave you, uh,
the wrong impression
410
00:20:37,593 --> 00:20:39,329
or something, but listen,
you're...
411
00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:41,730
So, you...
412
00:20:41,764 --> 00:20:45,701
you don't find me beautiful?
413
00:20:48,771 --> 00:20:50,739
No, I just, I haven't...
414
00:20:50,773 --> 00:20:52,275
No, you are.
415
00:20:52,308 --> 00:20:54,110
Yeah, of course...
416
00:20:54,144 --> 00:20:55,711
Of course you are.
417
00:20:55,744 --> 00:20:58,614
-That's not...
-I'm still a virgin, you know?
418
00:20:58,647 --> 00:21:00,783
Shut the fuck up.
419
00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:01,985
Really?
420
00:21:02,018 --> 00:21:03,053
Wow.
421
00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:04,287
Huh.
422
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,190
That's crazy.
I just didn't...
423
00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:09,059
Really? I mean, that's great.
424
00:21:09,092 --> 00:21:12,328
Good for you. That's something
you should, like, protect and--
425
00:21:12,362 --> 00:21:14,097
No, I don't wanna be a virgin.
426
00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:16,066
-Why?
-Because I'm 26.
427
00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:17,867
Ah, Sarah Jo, come on.
428
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,302
And I like you.
429
00:21:22,272 --> 00:21:23,639
Me?
430
00:21:23,672 --> 00:21:25,141
You're sensitive.
431
00:21:25,175 --> 00:21:28,111
Masculine, proven by how
you relate to your son.
432
00:21:28,144 --> 00:21:30,380
-You don't judge people
for being different...
-Bullshit.
433
00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:32,714
...and you are
such a good dancer,
434
00:21:32,748 --> 00:21:35,885
and my mother says that means
you'll be good in the sack.
435
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:39,322
Well, you've gotta listen
to your mom.
436
00:21:39,355 --> 00:21:41,657
You should never argue with mom,
437
00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:44,928
but, please,
just keep that there, keep...
438
00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:51,367
I gotta tell you something,
Sarah Jo.
439
00:21:53,403 --> 00:21:55,338
I'm... I'm older than you.
440
00:21:55,371 --> 00:21:58,241
And I know a few things.
441
00:21:58,274 --> 00:22:00,110
And I promise you,
442
00:22:00,143 --> 00:22:03,279
you do not want to lose
your virginity to me.
443
00:22:03,313 --> 00:22:04,848
I promise.
444
00:22:04,881 --> 00:22:07,150
I'm like, uh...
445
00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:09,886
I mean, I'm like a loser.
446
00:22:09,919 --> 00:22:12,322
No, I'm not just
saying this, Sarah Jo.
447
00:22:12,355 --> 00:22:15,191
I'm like grizzled and old
and like my body is...
448
00:22:15,225 --> 00:22:18,895
Just trust me... pl-please?
449
00:22:18,928 --> 00:22:20,396
You don't want this.
450
00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:23,800
You-You should find someone
really nice.
451
00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:26,269
You know? Find a--
Hey, find a nice guy.
452
00:22:26,302 --> 00:22:28,872
Like a nice, a nice...
Sarah Jo.
453
00:22:28,905 --> 00:22:32,708
Like a nice boy who's soft
and treats you well,
454
00:22:32,741 --> 00:22:34,743
like a fuckin' Disney star,
Zac Efron.
455
00:22:34,776 --> 00:22:36,379
I don't watch Disney.
456
00:22:36,412 --> 00:22:38,181
Well...
457
00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:42,418
Do you see these scars?
458
00:22:42,452 --> 00:22:45,021
Um, Sarah Jo, I do.
459
00:22:45,054 --> 00:22:46,956
I do.
460
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:50,460
I have these scars because I had
a radical hysterectomy at 15.
461
00:22:50,493 --> 00:22:52,095
It was an emergency.
462
00:22:53,129 --> 00:22:54,763
I'm sorry to hear that.
463
00:22:54,797 --> 00:22:56,698
You don't have to be sorry,
you didn't do it.
464
00:22:56,732 --> 00:22:58,968
My body was in pain one day.
465
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:01,938
It was in so much pain
that I passed out in gym class
466
00:23:01,971 --> 00:23:04,207
and everyone was running
over me to capture the flag.
467
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,309
And then the doctors went in,
and when they went in,
468
00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:08,710
everything was all stuck
together like
469
00:23:08,744 --> 00:23:10,246
someone had spit
chewing gum in there,
470
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,081
and instead of having
one uterus,
471
00:23:12,115 --> 00:23:15,118
I had two very small ones with
the ovaries stuck into them.
472
00:23:15,151 --> 00:23:17,753
Nothing would have ever grown
in there, even if I tried.
473
00:23:17,786 --> 00:23:20,390
Maybe a little bit
but it would have died
before it was ever born.
474
00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:22,125
-Hey.
-So they took
everything out, and...
475
00:23:22,158 --> 00:23:24,194
without puncturing my intestines
because my mother said
476
00:23:24,227 --> 00:23:26,462
she wouldn't live with
a child with a colostomy bag.
477
00:23:26,496 --> 00:23:29,199
I don't... I hit menopause
when I was 17,
478
00:23:29,232 --> 00:23:31,234
and I don't feel my age
and I don't feel my body
479
00:23:31,267 --> 00:23:34,304
and so I'm just asking you
for this favor,
for this one thing.
480
00:23:34,337 --> 00:23:37,273
If you think I'm,
if you think I'm beautiful...
481
00:23:45,315 --> 00:23:46,883
I do.
482
00:23:49,185 --> 00:23:51,087
I think you're beautiful.
483
00:23:55,858 --> 00:23:57,460
Can I kiss you?
484
00:23:58,561 --> 00:23:59,929
Yes.
485
00:23:59,963 --> 00:24:01,898
Okay, I'm gonna.
486
00:24:01,931 --> 00:24:03,233
Okay.
487
00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:09,005
Oh, fuck.
488
00:24:40,403 --> 00:24:43,539
Zach is sleeping
for another 45 minutes.
489
00:24:45,074 --> 00:24:46,109
Does it take that long?
490
00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:51,881
If you asked Heather,
she would definitely say no.
491
00:24:51,914 --> 00:24:55,118
Can I go down on you, Sarah Jo?
492
00:24:55,151 --> 00:24:56,252
-Go down?
-Yeah.
493
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,920
Where?
494
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,156
- Where? No, can...
- I don't know what...
495
00:25:00,189 --> 00:25:01,457
I'm sorry.
496
00:25:01,491 --> 00:25:05,361
Can I... Can I kiss you here?
497
00:25:05,395 --> 00:25:07,330
-Uh-huh.
-Right here.
498
00:25:07,363 --> 00:25:09,032
Uh-huh. Yeah.
499
00:25:37,593 --> 00:25:39,195
Are you okay?
500
00:25:39,228 --> 00:25:41,931
I just wanna do
the main thing now.
501
00:25:43,533 --> 00:25:45,168
Can we do the main thing?
502
00:25:45,201 --> 00:25:46,869
Yeah.
503
00:25:46,903 --> 00:25:48,237
Yeah?
504
00:25:48,271 --> 00:25:50,373
-Yeah, we can do the main thing.
-Okay.
505
00:25:50,406 --> 00:25:52,175
Yeah, all right.
506
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:54,143
-Let's... come here.
-Okay.
507
00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,346
-Come here, just lay down, okay?
-Okay.
508
00:25:56,379 --> 00:25:58,114
All right, be careful.
Wait, hang on.
509
00:25:58,147 --> 00:26:00,216
Let me just get
something for your head.
510
00:26:00,249 --> 00:26:01,984
-Okay.
-All right.
511
00:26:03,219 --> 00:26:04,520
I'm gonna...
512
00:26:04,554 --> 00:26:07,123
I'm gonna take these off, okay?
Yeah?
513
00:26:10,426 --> 00:26:11,661
All right.
514
00:26:11,694 --> 00:26:13,296
Oh, boy.
515
00:26:13,329 --> 00:26:15,465
Okay. All right.
516
00:26:18,935 --> 00:26:21,070
Listen...
517
00:26:21,104 --> 00:26:23,673
you gotta promise me,
518
00:26:23,706 --> 00:26:26,609
if anything hurts or turns
at all uncomfortable,
519
00:26:26,642 --> 00:26:28,211
you've gotta tell me, okay?
520
00:26:28,244 --> 00:26:29,412
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
521
00:26:29,445 --> 00:26:30,546
Okay.
522
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,948
-You ready?
-Yeah.
523
00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:34,150
Yeah? Okay.
524
00:26:34,183 --> 00:26:36,052
Okay.
525
00:26:37,353 --> 00:26:39,255
Is that all right? Yeah?
526
00:26:39,288 --> 00:26:41,257
Okay, shh, shh, shh.
527
00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:42,558
Okay.
528
00:26:43,693 --> 00:26:45,361
Yeah, is it all right?
529
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,930
Ah, fuck, yeah.
530
00:26:47,964 --> 00:26:49,198
Shh.
531
00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:51,300
You okay?
532
00:26:51,334 --> 00:26:53,169
Okay, and it
doesn't hurt, right?
533
00:26:53,202 --> 00:26:54,937
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah?
534
00:26:56,439 --> 00:26:58,141
Ah, fuck...
535
00:26:58,174 --> 00:26:59,642
Shh-shh-shh... wait.
536
00:26:59,675 --> 00:27:01,978
Ah...
537
00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:03,946
Ah, fuck...
538
00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:05,481
Fuck!
539
00:27:05,515 --> 00:27:07,016
Ah, shit.
540
00:27:07,049 --> 00:27:08,651
-I'm so sorry.
-What?
541
00:27:08,684 --> 00:27:10,286
Fuck, I'm so sorry.
542
00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:11,487
What? Is it done?
543
00:27:11,521 --> 00:27:14,390
Oh! Son of a bitch!
544
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,525
Goddamn it.
545
00:27:15,558 --> 00:27:18,294
What? Are you okay?
546
00:27:18,327 --> 00:27:21,297
Yeah. I'm... I'm really...
547
00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:22,598
Uh...
548
00:27:22,632 --> 00:27:24,267
Is it...
549
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,335
Does it... does it
usually take that long?
550
00:27:26,369 --> 00:27:27,670
No, no, no.
551
00:27:27,703 --> 00:27:30,406
No, it did-- No, definitely not.
552
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,308
So, what happened?
553
00:27:32,341 --> 00:27:33,976
I just...
554
00:27:36,345 --> 00:27:37,580
Fuck.
555
00:27:41,150 --> 00:27:42,485
It's that...
556
00:27:46,789 --> 00:27:49,659
That's why I knew that
we shouldn't have done this.
557
00:27:49,692 --> 00:27:51,427
I'm sorry, I...
558
00:27:53,329 --> 00:27:55,064
You should never...
559
00:27:56,332 --> 00:27:58,768
Heather and me, like, don't...
560
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,336
we don't do this.
561
00:28:00,369 --> 00:28:01,537
Do what?
562
00:28:01,571 --> 00:28:04,373
We don't, like,
have sex anymore.
563
00:28:04,407 --> 00:28:07,677
Like now for two years,
we just...
564
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,212
Well, it's like
fucking pathetic.
565
00:28:11,247 --> 00:28:12,715
And so...
566
00:28:12,748 --> 00:28:15,251
But how did she make the baby?
567
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,654
Well...
568
00:28:18,688 --> 00:28:22,024
First of all, it cost like
150 fucking grand, you know?
569
00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:26,128
You just, you...
570
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:28,631
you felt super good, and...
571
00:28:28,664 --> 00:28:31,767
you're so fucking beautiful
and like sexy,
572
00:28:31,802 --> 00:28:34,203
and I don't know, it just...
I got excited
573
00:28:34,237 --> 00:28:36,405
and I'm really sorry,
and I can't believe
574
00:28:36,439 --> 00:28:37,473
that that was...
575
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,442
Can we do it again?
576
00:28:41,444 --> 00:28:43,246
You wanna do it again?
577
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,782
Um...
578
00:28:49,619 --> 00:28:50,720
Yeah.
579
00:28:50,753 --> 00:28:52,288
Yeah, Sarah Jo.
580
00:28:52,321 --> 00:28:55,291
I mean, I need like ten minutes,
but is that...
581
00:28:55,324 --> 00:28:56,392
Yeah?
582
00:28:56,425 --> 00:28:58,661
-Yes.
-Okay.
583
00:28:58,694 --> 00:29:01,330
-And in the meantime...
-Yeah.
584
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:04,233
...I didn't really like
the thing that you were doing
585
00:29:04,267 --> 00:29:06,369
when you put your mouth
or your lips or your tongue
586
00:29:06,402 --> 00:29:08,671
or whatever down here.
587
00:29:08,704 --> 00:29:09,806
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
588
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,207
Huh.
589
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,642
It didn't really feel that good.
590
00:29:12,675 --> 00:29:14,443
It didn't?
591
00:29:14,477 --> 00:29:16,112
Holy shit.
592
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:18,281
Nah, you should, like...
593
00:29:18,314 --> 00:29:20,817
I used to have a pretty...
594
00:29:20,851 --> 00:29:23,753
...pretty wicked reputation for
being pretty darn good at that.
595
00:29:23,786 --> 00:29:26,722
But, okay.
No, no, I'll take the hit.
596
00:29:28,658 --> 00:29:30,526
Um...
597
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,762
You're something else, Sarah Jo.
598
00:29:34,697 --> 00:29:36,699
It's okay if I touch you here?
599
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,469
Is that all right?
600
00:29:42,471 --> 00:29:43,639
How is that?
601
00:29:43,673 --> 00:29:45,441
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah?
602
00:29:45,474 --> 00:29:46,843
Mm-hmm.
603
00:29:46,877 --> 00:29:48,845
How is that?
604
00:29:48,879 --> 00:29:50,513
Yeah?
605
00:30:06,362 --> 00:30:07,898
Shh, shh, shh. That's it.
606
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,332
That's it.
607
00:30:09,365 --> 00:30:10,733
Yeah.
608
00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:17,740
Okay. I don't think I need
ten minutes anymore, Sarah Jo.
609
00:30:17,773 --> 00:30:20,710
-♪ I'm tryna blow her back out,
walking funny for the year ♪
-♪ Wobble, wobble! ♪
610
00:30:20,743 --> 00:30:22,712
♪ Tell me that you want me,
that's the shit I always hear ♪
611
00:30:22,745 --> 00:30:25,348
♪ I got three bitches on me
like the three musketeers ♪
612
00:30:25,381 --> 00:30:28,718
♪ Aye, aye!
Tell lil' shorty come here,
I'm tryna blow her back out ♪
613
00:30:28,751 --> 00:30:31,520
-♪ Walking funny for the year ♪
-♪ Wobble wobble! ♪
-♪ Tell me that you want me ♪
614
00:30:31,554 --> 00:30:33,656
♪ That's the shit
I always hear,
I got three bitches on me ♪
615
00:30:33,689 --> 00:30:35,257
♪ Like the three musketeers ♪
616
00:30:48,771 --> 00:30:50,439
All right, here we go.
617
00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:52,608
-You wanna make money, bro?
-What you fuckin' say?
618
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,377
Or do you want your kids
to fucking starve?
619
00:30:54,410 --> 00:30:56,545
Do you want your unborn baby
to fucking starve?
620
00:30:56,579 --> 00:30:58,414
Come to my next wedding,
621
00:30:58,447 --> 00:31:01,651
be wearing fucking diapers
and rags with no shoes on.
622
00:31:01,684 --> 00:31:04,888
I'm up there getting
married to a fucking
denim princess, bro.
623
00:31:04,921 --> 00:31:07,523
Can you imagine ten years ago,
if I had said,
624
00:31:07,556 --> 00:31:09,793
"Hey, Yuli, let's put
a fucking kombucha spout
625
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,194
in a fucking denim lap,"
dude, you would have puked.
626
00:31:12,228 --> 00:31:14,196
Well, tell them that
when I've got my dick out
627
00:31:14,230 --> 00:31:15,498
on the cover
of Rivet magazine.
628
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,369
And you're like taking
smoothie orders at Magic, bro.
629
00:31:20,403 --> 00:31:22,438
You're legitimately filthy.
630
00:31:22,471 --> 00:31:23,572
Legitimately.
631
00:31:23,606 --> 00:31:25,241
But it's nice.
632
00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:27,410
There's gonna be a fucking
tofu lab, you know?
633
00:31:27,443 --> 00:31:29,478
-Yeah.
-Like a fucking granola bar.
634
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,480
-Oh, I love it.
-We sell pants, dude.
635
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:33,783
Here we go,
let the Yule log get some.
636
00:31:33,817 --> 00:31:37,219
Aw, shit! Oh, yes!
637
00:31:41,892 --> 00:31:43,292
Mmmmm.
638
00:31:43,325 --> 00:31:45,561
Mm, Mama!
639
00:31:45,594 --> 00:31:47,630
- No!
- Come on.
640
00:31:47,663 --> 00:31:50,499
You gotta be the most beautiful
pregnant woman in all
of California.
641
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,667
-Yuli!
-Oh, my God.
642
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,302
Oh, my God!
643
00:31:53,335 --> 00:31:55,438
Did you think I was
your husband for a second?
644
00:31:55,471 --> 00:31:58,541
No, I did not because
my husband would never
touch me that tenderly.
645
00:31:58,574 --> 00:32:00,911
- That's true.
- -What are you two idiots
646
00:32:00,944 --> 00:32:02,846
doing up there
for so many hours?
647
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,447
Making moves.
648
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,748
Making power moves.
649
00:32:05,781 --> 00:32:07,416
That's just what we do.
650
00:32:07,450 --> 00:32:08,952
From 2002.
651
00:32:08,985 --> 00:32:10,786
Never been me-too'd.
652
00:32:10,821 --> 00:32:12,488
Just free-stylin' with my crew.
653
00:32:12,521 --> 00:32:14,423
Heather, Josh, Zach...
654
00:32:14,457 --> 00:32:16,392
Zach's babysitter.
655
00:32:16,425 --> 00:32:18,995
The stiff Swiss dick
is the pick of the litter.
656
00:32:19,029 --> 00:32:20,831
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
657
00:32:20,864 --> 00:32:23,632
- What did I...
- You're done. You're done.
658
00:32:23,666 --> 00:32:27,770
When the girls scream "danke,"
I just reply "bitte, schon."
659
00:32:27,804 --> 00:32:30,272
I grew up in the Alps,
but I'm not Austrian.
660
00:32:31,474 --> 00:32:33,576
-You're fucking glowing.
-Stop it.
661
00:32:33,609 --> 00:32:35,879
No, you are,
you are fucking aglow.
662
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:39,015
I mean, don't stop it,
but go home to the 21-year-old
who's in your bed, truly.
663
00:32:39,049 --> 00:32:42,418
- You get what you get and you don't get upset.
- -You're an idiot.
664
00:32:42,451 --> 00:32:44,720
'Sup? I love you.
665
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,022
I love you.
666
00:32:59,535 --> 00:33:01,370
You know, you don't
have to do that.
667
00:33:01,403 --> 00:33:04,340
I can do that for you.
Zach is still at swim practice.
668
00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:06,709
Oh, thank you, Sarah Jo,
but it's one of the few things
669
00:33:06,742 --> 00:33:08,644
that makes me feel
like a competent mother,
670
00:33:08,677 --> 00:33:09,946
so I'll finish it up myself.
671
00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:12,816
Okay.
672
00:33:12,849 --> 00:33:15,384
Let's see if he
actually eats this.
673
00:33:19,089 --> 00:33:20,422
These tops.
674
00:33:22,058 --> 00:33:23,994
Ow! Ow, my God.
675
00:33:24,027 --> 00:33:26,395
-Are you okay?
-I cut myself. Ow!
676
00:33:26,428 --> 00:33:28,799
-Ow, that hurts.
-Okay, one second,
let me get something.
677
00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:31,667
I don't know
how I just cut myself
on a children's snack pack.
678
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:34,104
I feel like a modern miracle,
that's not supposed to happen.
679
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,006
-There you go.
-Thank you.
680
00:33:36,039 --> 00:33:37,974
Aaah.
681
00:33:38,008 --> 00:33:40,010
Oh, that hurts.
682
00:33:40,043 --> 00:33:41,544
Oh, my God.
683
00:33:41,577 --> 00:33:43,312
Whew!
684
00:33:45,115 --> 00:33:47,683
Sarah Jo, you really are
such a gem with him.
685
00:33:47,716 --> 00:33:49,518
It makes leaving him every day,
686
00:33:49,552 --> 00:33:51,654
especially like this,
687
00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:52,856
a lot more bearable.
688
00:33:52,889 --> 00:33:54,423
So, thank you.
689
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,408
I'm sorry.
690
00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:14,376
I literally don't know
what's happening.
691
00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:16,445
It happens like six times
a day now.
692
00:34:16,478 --> 00:34:18,447
I'm barely even crying,
it's nothing.
693
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,983
It's nothing.
694
00:34:21,151 --> 00:34:22,685
Please ignore me.
695
00:34:22,718 --> 00:34:26,056
-I won't ignore you.
-It's like a hormone.
696
00:34:26,089 --> 00:34:29,391
Just like, it's not even tears,
it's just like this thing
that happens.
697
00:34:29,425 --> 00:34:30,726
It's like my...
698
00:34:33,562 --> 00:34:35,598
And I know I asked you
to stay late tonight,
699
00:34:35,631 --> 00:34:37,466
which I really appreciate.
700
00:34:37,499 --> 00:34:40,736
There's this whole work thing,
I don't even wanna go, but...
701
00:34:40,769 --> 00:34:43,505
I would love it if you could be
a little bit more on it
702
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:45,608
with picking up
after Zach's activities,
703
00:34:45,641 --> 00:34:47,576
you know, putting things
back in the bin.
704
00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:49,712
It just feels like the yard's
been hit by a hurricane,
705
00:34:49,745 --> 00:34:51,680
the living room's a mess,
you know?
706
00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:53,782
And so if you could just
put things back in the bin
707
00:34:53,817 --> 00:34:55,185
after you finish one thing,
708
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,686
and then, you know,
let the dishwasher run,
709
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,688
you would be batting
a thousand, truly.
710
00:35:02,859 --> 00:35:04,693
Ow, ow, ow.
711
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:07,931
God, this really hurts.
712
00:35:11,533 --> 00:35:13,602
No, it's just like
he's like
713
00:35:13,636 --> 00:35:15,738
forebodingly disgusting.
714
00:35:15,771 --> 00:35:17,706
I mean, like, I swear to God,
715
00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:20,743
like Yuli opened a bar
just to get pussy.
716
00:35:20,776 --> 00:35:22,678
And like think about that, he...
717
00:35:22,711 --> 00:35:25,081
And if you think about,
like, right now,
718
00:35:25,115 --> 00:35:26,715
like in this political climate,
719
00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:28,550
it's like...
720
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:31,720
You know? I mean, imagine if
Yuli did not have a rich dad.
721
00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:34,623
The shit's cool. I mean,
he's got, like, good taste.
722
00:35:34,657 --> 00:35:35,959
But like...
723
00:35:37,626 --> 00:35:39,528
It's like, would the world
legitimately be
724
00:35:39,561 --> 00:35:41,164
a better place or would it
be a worse place?
725
00:35:41,197 --> 00:35:43,632
I mean, like answer that...
726
00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:46,937
But seriously, though, like,
answer the fucking question.
727
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,204
Right?
728
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:51,774
No, it's like, I just, like,
729
00:35:51,808 --> 00:35:54,044
I just, like, have this picture
of him in Cabo
730
00:35:54,077 --> 00:35:57,881
and just like, just like how
just fucking decrepit he is.
731
00:35:57,914 --> 00:36:00,482
Like, the things he wants
and like what he goes after,
732
00:36:00,516 --> 00:36:04,586
it's just like, he's like
a legitimate maniac.
733
00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:08,925
Well, dude, your fuckin' wife
ought to wash your feet
734
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,860
before you go to bed too,
you fuckin'...
735
00:36:10,894 --> 00:36:11,928
Oh, shit.
736
00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:13,696
Hey. Oh, fuck. Um...
737
00:36:13,729 --> 00:36:16,032
Yeah, man, let me, um...
I gotta go.
738
00:36:16,066 --> 00:36:18,868
Yeah, no, I love you.
Yeah, late. Yep.
739
00:36:20,103 --> 00:36:21,537
-Hey.
-Hi.
740
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:22,906
Wow. Um...
741
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:27,177
Sarah Jo, I'm, uh...
I'm glad you're here.
742
00:36:27,210 --> 00:36:28,777
I gotta...
743
00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:30,814
You are?
744
00:36:30,847 --> 00:36:33,649
Yeah.
745
00:36:33,682 --> 00:36:36,086
Yeah, I just, um...
746
00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:37,854
needed to, um...
747
00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:44,027
I wanna, I wanna talk to you.
748
00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:45,627
Um...
749
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:49,598
What happened between us
the other day,
750
00:36:49,631 --> 00:36:51,700
Sarah Jo, that...
751
00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:53,635
that just can't happen.
752
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,839
It cannot.
753
00:36:55,872 --> 00:36:59,075
And I will not
allow that to happen again.
754
00:36:59,109 --> 00:37:01,144
As a dad and as a husband,
755
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:05,048
that is just not the kind
of guy I want to be.
756
00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:08,952
I think there's been like
a lot of pressure around here,
757
00:37:08,985 --> 00:37:11,187
the thing with Heather and me.
758
00:37:11,221 --> 00:37:16,259
And, uh, that's not an excuse,
you know, but it's, um...
759
00:37:16,292 --> 00:37:18,995
And look, man,
I think you're like...
760
00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,897
I think, I think
you're wonderful.
761
00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:24,700
You add so much
to like the general vibe
around here, man.
762
00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:26,302
You like, um...
763
00:37:26,336 --> 00:37:31,074
I just, for me, it's about Zach.
764
00:37:31,107 --> 00:37:33,575
It is about Zach.
765
00:37:33,609 --> 00:37:36,079
And he comes first.
766
00:37:36,112 --> 00:37:38,081
He comes first.
767
00:37:38,114 --> 00:37:41,151
And... and that's it.
768
00:37:41,184 --> 00:37:42,584
Okay?
769
00:37:42,618 --> 00:37:44,320
I just, like, really wanna...
770
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:48,590
I really...
771
00:37:48,624 --> 00:37:51,194
I really wanna
preserve my family.
772
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,334
Come here.
773
00:38:19,289 --> 00:38:21,291
Oh, good.
It's your turn.
774
00:38:21,324 --> 00:38:23,226
I... I can't with her anymore.
775
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,726
Been at it for hours.
776
00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:28,398
Oh, and, honey,
when you're done,
777
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:32,001
can you help me
figure out how to put
this air purifier together?
778
00:38:32,035 --> 00:38:35,071
Treina?
779
00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:37,140
- Tre?
- Leave me alone.
780
00:38:37,173 --> 00:38:39,775
It's me, it's just me.
781
00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,793
He said to definitely
check again
782
00:38:56,826 --> 00:38:58,895
'cause this shit is not his.
783
00:39:01,064 --> 00:39:02,999
Which shit?
784
00:39:03,032 --> 00:39:06,002
The baby, Sarah Jo, the baby!
785
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,011
Here you go.
786
00:39:16,412 --> 00:39:19,315
They're all scum, you know?
Mom's right.
787
00:39:19,349 --> 00:39:22,318
They're all just waiting
to reveal their scumminess,
788
00:39:22,352 --> 00:39:24,854
even the good ones.
789
00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,892
Maybe...
790
00:39:28,925 --> 00:39:31,127
Maybe he doesn't understand.
791
00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:34,430
Maybe if you explain to him
that he's the only person
you've had sex with.
792
00:39:34,464 --> 00:39:36,399
But he's not the only one,
Sarah Jo.
793
00:39:36,432 --> 00:39:38,334
I have some fucking math to do.
794
00:39:38,368 --> 00:39:40,403
Okay.
795
00:39:40,436 --> 00:39:42,305
I'm so fucking stupid.
796
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,174
No, you're not.
797
00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:46,309
You're not stupid.
798
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,914
It's okay.
799
00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:02,058
Someday, someday...
800
00:40:02,091 --> 00:40:04,360
you are gonna find...
801
00:40:06,796 --> 00:40:10,266
you're gonna find someone
who makes you feel safe.
802
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,368
Like they see you.
803
00:40:14,904 --> 00:40:17,941
And you won't
have to say a word.
804
00:40:18,975 --> 00:40:20,276
How would you know?
805
00:40:25,281 --> 00:40:28,284
Right back!
806
00:40:28,318 --> 00:40:30,987
♪ I think my shirt was
still on, I was face down ♪
807
00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:35,458
♪ Anyway we did it was fine ♪
808
00:40:35,491 --> 00:40:37,360
♪ You turn my days
into night time... ♪
809
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:40,863
Psst!
810
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,233
- Did you see how this goes together?
- -No.
811
00:40:45,168 --> 00:40:46,803
Like they're touching you.
812
00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:52,375
Welcome to Yuliville.
You're gonna love it.
813
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,545
- Where is he?
- -He's like doing Yuli shit, I don't know.
814
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:58,848
How freaking cool is this?
815
00:40:58,881 --> 00:41:01,951
♪ Gave me something
you bought for your ex... ♪
816
00:41:01,985 --> 00:41:04,354
Remember,
you got that family emergency,
817
00:41:04,387 --> 00:41:07,257
and I am doing
the business thing with Yuli.
818
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,559
It's just really important
that we just keep this stuff
819
00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:11,361
totally between you and me.
820
00:41:11,394 --> 00:41:13,830
I haven't told
one single soul.
821
00:41:13,863 --> 00:41:15,965
Hey-o!
822
00:41:15,999 --> 00:41:18,001
Whoo!
823
00:41:22,238 --> 00:41:24,974
♪ Baby, I'm a soldier ♪
824
00:41:25,008 --> 00:41:29,412
♪ Shooting places
I can't see right ♪
825
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:32,915
♪ Crowded spaces
make me scared ♪
826
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:36,486
♪ And it's hard to feel deep
sometimes ♪
827
00:41:36,519 --> 00:41:40,590
♪ But whatever it is
I feel with you ♪
828
00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:44,961
♪ I want it to last
for a while ♪
829
00:41:48,398 --> 00:41:50,066
It's yours, huh?
830
00:41:50,099 --> 00:41:51,467
Beautiful.
831
00:41:51,501 --> 00:41:53,102
You can have it.
832
00:42:02,378 --> 00:42:04,213
Bite it.
833
00:42:06,516 --> 00:42:09,585
My mother always
said that it would put me
too far into my head.
834
00:42:09,619 --> 00:42:11,587
What?
835
00:42:11,621 --> 00:42:13,456
You...
836
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,258
Your mom?
837
00:42:16,526 --> 00:42:19,362
I mean, I'm, I'm right here.
I'll...
838
00:42:19,395 --> 00:42:23,366
Hey, I'm not gonna let you
go too far into your head.
839
00:42:23,399 --> 00:42:25,268
I'm not gonna let
anything bad happen to you.
840
00:42:26,969 --> 00:42:28,237
Only if you want.
841
00:42:32,141 --> 00:42:33,309
Wagga-wagga.
842
00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:34,877
Wagga-wagga.
843
00:42:34,911 --> 00:42:35,978
Yeah.
844
00:42:37,313 --> 00:42:39,582
I also got shrooms.
845
00:42:39,615 --> 00:42:41,651
If you felt like eating some.
846
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:43,353
I mean...
847
00:42:43,386 --> 00:42:44,420
I figure...
848
00:42:44,454 --> 00:42:45,988
You okay? Yeah?
849
00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,357
Mm-hmm.
850
00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:49,592
If you wanna eat some,
we could eat some.
851
00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,394
-Shrooms?
-Mm-hmm.
852
00:42:51,427 --> 00:42:52,528
What do they do?
853
00:42:52,562 --> 00:42:54,630
They make you see things,
854
00:42:54,664 --> 00:42:56,933
like if there's something
that you've been avoiding
855
00:42:56,966 --> 00:42:58,568
or that you, you like keep it
856
00:42:58,601 --> 00:43:01,137
in a box that you
don't wanna see,
857
00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:04,674
they make you see 'em, and they
make you see 'em clearly.
858
00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,610
It can be super beautiful.
859
00:43:07,643 --> 00:43:09,479
I don't think
I'm avoiding anything.
860
00:43:09,512 --> 00:43:13,082
You know, I don't think you're
avoiding anything either.
861
00:43:13,116 --> 00:43:16,119
I think you might really
fuckin' love mushrooms.
862
00:45:41,097 --> 00:45:43,599
I remember when you said
you didn't like that.
863
00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:47,336
Now you do.
864
00:45:50,406 --> 00:45:52,308
I love that you learned
to like it.
865
00:45:56,512 --> 00:45:57,747
Come here.
866
00:46:05,421 --> 00:46:06,689
Okay.
867
00:46:08,591 --> 00:46:10,593
It's beautiful, just like you.
868
00:46:13,262 --> 00:46:15,631
Gotta put it on you.
869
00:46:15,665 --> 00:46:17,166
Look at it.
870
00:46:22,806 --> 00:46:25,641
I want you to have that.
871
00:46:25,675 --> 00:46:28,711
You are such a special...
872
00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:31,447
It's a magical gift to me.
873
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,417
Unlike anything else
in the world.
874
00:46:34,450 --> 00:46:36,118
I've been thinking...
875
00:46:38,321 --> 00:46:39,856
that I'm gonna leave.
876
00:46:42,793 --> 00:46:46,762
You and me and Z, with our own
little special family.
877
00:46:46,797 --> 00:46:49,265
I know where we're going.
878
00:46:49,298 --> 00:46:51,267
I said, "Whaaat?"
879
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:54,136
I've never had that before.
880
00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:57,874
I've never had a life before.
881
00:47:04,347 --> 00:47:06,582
Wait, wait, so there are lots
of different people who do this?
882
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,684
"Lots" is an understatement.
883
00:47:08,718 --> 00:47:10,519
I mean, there's a fucking ton.
884
00:47:10,553 --> 00:47:12,823
I mean,
there is so much porn!
885
00:47:12,856 --> 00:47:14,858
You find like
a special brand that you like,
886
00:47:14,891 --> 00:47:18,461
you know, a actor that you dig,
like look.
887
00:47:18,494 --> 00:47:21,364
That's Bobbi Rotten right there.
I like Bobbi Rotten.
888
00:47:21,397 --> 00:47:23,399
She looks like she'd totally
fuckin' destroy me.
889
00:47:23,432 --> 00:47:25,267
Kind of scared of her.
890
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,503
I don't know, so you just
pick one you like
891
00:47:27,536 --> 00:47:29,538
and off you go.
892
00:47:29,572 --> 00:47:31,474
Do you know that?
893
00:47:31,507 --> 00:47:33,709
- I'm concentrating.
- Oh, yeah.
894
00:47:33,743 --> 00:47:35,745
-You concentrating, professor?
-Mm!
895
00:47:35,778 --> 00:47:38,815
Mm? Yeah.
"I'm concentrating."
896
00:47:38,849 --> 00:47:42,819
"I'm Sarah Jo
and I'm concentrating
on the pornography."
897
00:47:42,853 --> 00:47:44,320
"Yeah, I wanna..."
898
00:47:44,353 --> 00:47:46,322
Shh! I can't...
899
00:47:46,355 --> 00:47:49,659
I can't listen to you
and this at the same time.
900
00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:52,595
I'm sorry.
901
00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:57,667
Up here, gorge.
902
00:48:00,904 --> 00:48:03,372
You look sick.
903
00:48:03,406 --> 00:48:04,908
You're getting
the top of my...?
904
00:48:04,941 --> 00:48:07,476
I'm getting all of you.
It is amazing.
905
00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:09,813
You look so good.
Oh, my God.
906
00:48:09,846 --> 00:48:11,313
I feel like shit.
907
00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:12,916
Beautiful.
908
00:48:12,949 --> 00:48:14,316
Jace.
909
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:15,852
-Oh, thank you.
-Thank you.
910
00:48:15,886 --> 00:48:17,888
-Thank you for coming.
-Thank you for having me.
911
00:48:17,921 --> 00:48:20,957
-Here you go, babe.
-Just always believed
in the power of ritual.
912
00:48:20,991 --> 00:48:23,259
You know, it's like magic
913
00:48:23,292 --> 00:48:26,262
we can all tap into
in our daily lives.
914
00:48:26,295 --> 00:48:28,330
And like energy and love,
915
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:31,367
it can neither be created
nor destroyed.
916
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,668
Absolutely. Love that.
917
00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:34,303
Mm.
918
00:48:34,336 --> 00:48:36,539
Mm, I was just getting started.
919
00:48:36,572 --> 00:48:38,474
I was speaking
to the power of ritual
920
00:48:38,507 --> 00:48:42,378
and saying how even if Treina
can't bring this baby forth
921
00:48:42,411 --> 00:48:44,246
in the Earth realm,
922
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,384
we can still usher its spirit
forth with a baby shower.
923
00:48:48,417 --> 00:48:50,921
This is intensely cool,
like so wild.
924
00:48:50,954 --> 00:48:52,655
I mean, it is sick.
925
00:48:52,688 --> 00:48:55,658
Like good sick.
Like it's an iconic moment.
926
00:48:55,691 --> 00:48:57,259
Oh.
927
00:48:57,293 --> 00:48:59,762
Well, it's for Tre.
928
00:48:59,796 --> 00:49:01,430
So...
929
00:49:01,464 --> 00:49:05,501
with an abundance of gifts
and love,
930
00:49:05,534 --> 00:49:08,571
we show this child
that it was wanted,
931
00:49:08,604 --> 00:49:10,974
even if it
could not be completed.
932
00:49:11,007 --> 00:49:14,610
And we resonate the power
933
00:49:14,643 --> 00:49:18,647
of our unbreakable love
for Treina
934
00:49:18,681 --> 00:49:20,951
and her ability to produce life.
935
00:49:22,351 --> 00:49:23,987
Now, gifts.
936
00:49:35,331 --> 00:49:36,900
No!
937
00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:38,701
Jace, it's so cute.
938
00:49:38,734 --> 00:49:41,938
A onesie. What the fuck
am I supposed to do with this?
939
00:49:41,972 --> 00:49:44,373
I thought we were bringing
like actual presents
940
00:49:44,406 --> 00:49:45,842
for an actual baby.
941
00:49:45,876 --> 00:49:47,409
Huge apologies.
942
00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:49,378
You know what,
I also brought a candle
943
00:49:49,411 --> 00:49:52,314
and some old Percocet
from when I had my wisdoms out.
944
00:49:52,348 --> 00:49:54,483
-Ooh, you lucky dog.
-Mm-hmm.
945
00:49:54,517 --> 00:49:57,453
Mama's gonna be joining in
on some of that.
946
00:49:57,486 --> 00:50:00,090
I brought enough
for everyone, so don't worry.
947
00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,825
Can't believe
you still have some.
948
00:50:01,858 --> 00:50:03,927
-And this.
-That's from me.
949
00:50:07,864 --> 00:50:09,065
Ooh.
950
00:50:12,568 --> 00:50:13,937
It's broken.
951
00:50:13,970 --> 00:50:16,605
It's sacred, though.
952
00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:19,542
It's made of love,
and like Mama always says,
953
00:50:19,575 --> 00:50:22,478
love can neither be created
nor destroyed.
954
00:50:22,511 --> 00:50:26,049
Well, I think
that is beautiful, Sarah Jo.
955
00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:29,953
Did you enjoy
your anesthesia?
956
00:50:29,986 --> 00:50:31,554
I did,
it was unbelievable.
957
00:50:31,587 --> 00:50:33,123
- Really?
- There's nothing like it.
958
00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:35,424
I like laughing gas, too,
but the anesthesia's better.
959
00:50:35,457 --> 00:50:37,794
Oh, it's so much better.
I think we should get you some.
960
00:50:37,828 --> 00:50:41,898
Two people
961
00:50:41,932 --> 00:50:46,102
having sex together.
962
00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,020
Oh,
come and lick my face.
963
00:51:38,054 --> 00:51:41,457
You're so fuckin' beautiful,
it makes me wanna fuckin'
kill myself.
964
00:51:43,827 --> 00:51:45,461
You're so pretty.
965
00:51:48,798 --> 00:51:50,432
This ain't dirty.
966
00:51:50,466 --> 00:51:51,902
It ain't.
967
00:52:00,810 --> 00:52:02,745
I feel so connected to you.
968
00:52:22,132 --> 00:52:25,835
Congratulations, Vance Leroy.
969
00:52:25,869 --> 00:52:28,838
You are my porn star.
970
00:52:31,107 --> 00:52:32,909
That's so beautiful.
971
00:52:37,914 --> 00:52:39,615
- Ow!
- Okay.
972
00:52:39,648 --> 00:52:42,751
Go watch a movie. Go on.
973
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,122
Ow!
974
00:52:48,691 --> 00:52:49,993
Oh, my God.
975
00:52:50,026 --> 00:52:51,227
Okay.
976
00:52:51,261 --> 00:52:53,830
My water broke
and I slipped in it.
977
00:52:53,863 --> 00:52:55,966
I think I'm having
a contraction.
978
00:52:55,999 --> 00:52:58,034
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
979
00:52:58,068 --> 00:52:59,869
-Okay.
-Oh, God.
980
00:52:59,903 --> 00:53:01,204
-Oh, God.
-There you go.
981
00:53:01,237 --> 00:53:03,106
Okay.
982
00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:05,141
Oh! Oh, God.
983
00:53:05,175 --> 00:53:07,911
-Should I call an ambulance?
-Can you call Josh?
984
00:53:07,944 --> 00:53:10,947
He's on a hike with Yuli.
I think they just left.
985
00:53:10,981 --> 00:53:15,051
He's not that far.
986
00:53:18,554 --> 00:53:20,090
-Oh!
-Josh, hi.
987
00:53:20,123 --> 00:53:22,025
She's in labor right now.
Right now.
988
00:53:22,058 --> 00:53:24,027
It's coming fast.
989
00:53:24,060 --> 00:53:25,829
Okay, okay.
990
00:53:25,862 --> 00:53:27,030
Okay.
991
00:53:28,597 --> 00:53:30,900
He's gonna be here soon.
992
00:53:30,934 --> 00:53:32,668
What else do you need?
993
00:53:32,701 --> 00:53:34,570
A towel.
994
00:53:40,642 --> 00:53:42,212
Where did you get that necklace?
995
00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:50,186
County fair with my sister.
996
00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:51,687
Treina.
997
00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:57,060
♪ It's baby time,
baby time, ba-ba-baby time ♪
998
00:53:57,093 --> 00:53:59,661
Holy shit!
It's real, bab--
999
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:02,799
Baby, I'm gone, what,
30 minutes, you're like
fuckin' ready to pop?
1000
00:54:02,832 --> 00:54:05,001
Okay, super dad,
have the bags packed.
1001
00:54:05,035 --> 00:54:06,702
Where is Z? Is Z upstairs?
1002
00:54:06,735 --> 00:54:08,805
I called your mom and I told her
we're coming through.
1003
00:54:08,838 --> 00:54:10,206
I'm just gonna
throw this shit in the car.
1004
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,008
You know,
I'm gonna leave 'em here.
1005
00:54:12,042 --> 00:54:14,344
Hey, sorry, baby, I feel like
we should get going, okay?
1006
00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:16,779
-The Volvo's out there.
-I wanna take an ambulance.
1007
00:54:16,813 --> 00:54:18,714
No, no, baby, why would we
call an ambulance...
1008
00:54:18,747 --> 00:54:21,084
...when I'm
gonna fucking drive you? Z!
1009
00:54:21,117 --> 00:54:22,919
I'm gonna drive you, let's go.
Come on.
1010
00:54:22,952 --> 00:54:26,356
Call an ambulance.
I wanna take an ambulance.
1011
00:54:26,389 --> 00:54:29,092
Should I call you
an ambulance, baby?
Why don't I get you a taxicab?
1012
00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:31,061
I'm driving you.
Come on, let's go!
1013
00:54:31,094 --> 00:54:34,130
I'm taking an ambulance
to the hospital.
1014
00:54:34,164 --> 00:54:35,597
And I can take care of Zach.
1015
00:54:35,631 --> 00:54:37,333
He's going to my mother's.
1016
00:54:37,367 --> 00:54:40,036
I'm taking an ambulance
to the hospital.
1017
00:54:40,070 --> 00:54:44,307
Hey, baby, we're having a baby.
We're having a baby.
1018
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:45,641
What is the problem?
1019
00:54:45,674 --> 00:54:47,743
Fuck you!
1020
00:54:47,776 --> 00:54:49,946
Stay the fuck away from me.
1021
00:54:49,979 --> 00:54:51,948
What is the problem?
1022
00:54:54,783 --> 00:54:56,319
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
1023
00:54:56,352 --> 00:54:57,854
What's going on?
What are...
1024
00:54:57,887 --> 00:54:59,721
What did she say to you?
1025
00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:01,224
You're such a fucking loser.
1026
00:55:01,257 --> 00:55:02,624
Hang on, what did you...
1027
00:55:02,658 --> 00:55:04,794
You're a fucking animal.
1028
00:55:04,828 --> 00:55:07,263
What did you say to my...
What did you say?
1029
00:55:07,297 --> 00:55:09,065
What did you say?
1030
00:55:11,301 --> 00:55:13,269
What the fuck did you do?
1031
00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:17,140
I was really scared, baby.
1032
00:55:17,173 --> 00:55:19,109
You were scared?
1033
00:55:19,142 --> 00:55:20,810
-I was scared.
-You were scared?
1034
00:55:20,844 --> 00:55:22,778
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
1035
00:55:22,812 --> 00:55:24,680
-You were scared?
-Yeah.
1036
00:55:24,713 --> 00:55:28,084
So, what am I
supposed to do with this one?
1037
00:55:28,118 --> 00:55:30,686
Josh, where am I
supposed to file this one?
1038
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,256
Wait, baby, I'm so sorry.
1039
00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:35,657
- This could be like the lawyer...
- -Fuck.
1040
00:55:35,691 --> 00:55:38,727
- ...where you just ended it on your own.
-Come on, baby.
1041
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:42,165
Or is this gonna be like
the stripper...
1042
00:55:42,198 --> 00:55:45,902
where I had to stop you
from moving to Quebec?
1043
00:55:45,935 --> 00:55:49,072
Or is this gonna be
like the girl who worked
at the bridal store on Melrose
1044
00:55:49,105 --> 00:55:53,675
who kept showing up at places
we were eating with our son?
1045
00:55:53,709 --> 00:55:55,078
But I know...
1046
00:55:57,013 --> 00:56:00,183
I really, I really know
that I love you.
1047
00:56:00,216 --> 00:56:03,219
Okay? And I know that's like...
I love Zach.
1048
00:56:03,253 --> 00:56:06,055
I love Zach
and I'm so sorry, baby.
1049
00:56:06,089 --> 00:56:08,690
- I'm so sorry.
- No!
1050
00:56:08,724 --> 00:56:10,994
I'm just a fuck-up.
I mean, I'm a fucking fuck-up.
1051
00:56:11,027 --> 00:56:12,362
I've always been
a fucking fuck-up,
1052
00:56:12,395 --> 00:56:14,030
and you know that
and I know that
1053
00:56:14,063 --> 00:56:16,900
and I'm fucking disgusting
and fucking pathetic.
1054
00:56:16,933 --> 00:56:19,701
But it's just who I am, baby.
1055
00:56:19,735 --> 00:56:23,406
I'm so sorry,
I'm so ashamed of myself.
1056
00:56:23,439 --> 00:56:26,442
But, sweetheart, I promise you,
if you give me one chance...
1057
00:56:28,178 --> 00:56:29,879
like I would fucking
kill for you.
1058
00:56:29,913 --> 00:56:32,348
I would kill for you,
I would kill for this family.
1059
00:56:32,382 --> 00:56:36,085
I would... I would kill for Zach
and I would kill for this baby.
1060
00:56:36,119 --> 00:56:38,021
Baby, she doesn't fucking mean
anything to me.
1061
00:56:38,054 --> 00:56:40,190
She doesn't fucking
mean anything to me.
1062
00:56:40,223 --> 00:56:42,791
-Hey! Sweetheart, please.
-No, no, no!
1063
00:56:42,825 --> 00:56:45,428
Please! Please, baby, come on.
1064
00:56:45,461 --> 00:56:47,997
Please. Come on.
1065
00:56:48,031 --> 00:56:50,166
Let's go to the hospital
and have this baby,
1066
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,002
this beautiful baby
that we made.
1067
00:56:53,036 --> 00:56:54,204
Please, sweetheart?
1068
00:56:54,237 --> 00:56:55,905
Please?
1069
00:56:55,939 --> 00:56:59,375
Please, baby, don't cry.
Sarah Jo, could you please go?
1070
00:56:59,409 --> 00:57:01,511
Sarah Jo, guess what,
you're not needed here anymore.
1071
00:57:01,544 --> 00:57:03,213
Could you please go?
1072
00:57:03,246 --> 00:57:06,748
Sarah Jo, could you please go?!
1073
00:57:06,782 --> 00:57:07,951
Okay.
1074
00:57:07,984 --> 00:57:09,819
Baby, she's gone, okay?
1075
00:57:09,852 --> 00:57:12,088
Hey. Hey.
1076
00:57:12,121 --> 00:57:13,423
Don't touch me.
1077
00:57:13,456 --> 00:57:15,825
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Please don't touch me.
1078
00:57:15,858 --> 00:57:17,427
Come on, sweetheart, listen.
1079
00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:20,463
Listen, I'm here for you.
I'm here for this baby, okay?
1080
00:57:20,496 --> 00:57:24,367
-Please don't touch me.
-I'm never gonna
fuck up again, okay?
1081
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,337
Sister, can you
come take this full body
for my Insta?
1082
00:57:27,370 --> 00:57:29,172
I got some
of these amazing angles,
1083
00:57:29,205 --> 00:57:32,141
but I can't get my face
and my butt in the shot.
1084
00:57:32,175 --> 00:57:34,310
Bitch, are you deaf?
1085
00:57:34,344 --> 00:57:39,282
♪ ...hot, weak and thin ♪
1086
00:57:39,315 --> 00:57:43,152
♪ Too tired to run away ♪
1087
00:57:43,186 --> 00:57:46,256
♪ What do I do now? ♪
1088
00:57:46,289 --> 00:57:50,126
♪ There's nothing left to say ♪
1089
00:57:50,159 --> 00:57:54,030
♪ Don't know how
to keep loving you ♪
1090
00:57:54,063 --> 00:57:57,300
♪ Now that I know you
too well ♪
1091
00:57:57,333 --> 00:58:01,104
♪ Don't know how to keep
loving you ♪
1092
00:58:01,137 --> 00:58:04,440
♪ Now that I know you so well ♪
1093
00:58:04,474 --> 00:58:08,578
♪ Don't know how
to keep loving you ♪
1094
00:58:08,611 --> 00:58:11,948
♪ Now that I know you
too well ♪
1095
00:58:11,981 --> 00:58:18,087
♪ I just wanna
keep loving you... ♪
1096
00:59:20,550 --> 00:59:22,318
Oh, my God, Amber.
1097
00:59:22,352 --> 00:59:25,588
You have such a strong back.
It's almost primal.
1098
00:59:25,621 --> 00:59:30,360
- Are you a martial
artist or something?
1099
00:59:30,393 --> 00:59:33,896
I just wanna say,
I admire your commitment
to personal expression.
1100
00:59:33,930 --> 00:59:36,199
-Mm.
-It's almost humbling.
1101
00:59:36,232 --> 00:59:38,334
Julie Jo, hey.
1102
00:59:38,368 --> 00:59:41,270
I just wanna say,
I was raised with sisters,
1103
00:59:41,304 --> 00:59:43,373
and I feel that strength
in you.
1104
00:59:43,406 --> 00:59:46,442
See you on the other side.
1105
00:59:46,476 --> 00:59:50,980
Dear Vance Leroy,
you are my favorite porn star.
1106
00:59:51,013 --> 00:59:53,349
It took me some digging
to find you.
1107
00:59:53,383 --> 00:59:57,620
Most of the men reminded me
of garbage collectors
or my old stepdads,
1108
00:59:57,653 --> 01:00:01,090
but I like the way
that you use your body
almost like a gymnast,
1109
01:00:01,124 --> 01:00:03,459
and the fact that, like me,
you have a scar
1110
01:00:03,493 --> 01:00:05,661
and you're not afraid
to show it to the world.
1111
01:00:05,695 --> 01:00:08,364
You're not worried about
looking perfect all the time,
1112
01:00:08,398 --> 01:00:11,000
and you even laugh
occasionally while doing it.
1113
01:00:11,033 --> 01:00:13,569
I could do without the tattoos,
but, guess what,
1114
01:00:13,603 --> 01:00:17,106
not everyone is perfect,
least of all me.
1115
01:00:17,140 --> 01:00:18,941
You must have a lot of fans,
1116
01:00:18,975 --> 01:00:21,511
but I bet you don't
have any like me.
1117
01:00:21,544 --> 01:00:24,547
For starters, I was
a porn virgin until I met you,
1118
01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:27,650
and I was an actual virgin
until like a month before that.
1119
01:00:27,683 --> 01:00:31,487
Speaking of me, Vance,
I've had my heart broken.
1120
01:00:31,521 --> 01:00:34,157
I was having a clandestine
affair with a married man
1121
01:00:34,190 --> 01:00:37,593
and I know, I know
that makes me sound like
I have no morals or scruples,
1122
01:00:37,627 --> 01:00:40,196
but the situation
was very complicated.
1123
01:00:40,229 --> 01:00:43,166
You see, I'm not someone
who was destined to find love,
1124
01:00:43,199 --> 01:00:46,035
and so when it appears
in my path, I have to take it.
1125
01:00:46,068 --> 01:00:48,271
Judge me all you want,
but I know my truth, Vance,
1126
01:00:48,304 --> 01:00:51,340
and I'm turning it
over and over,
trying to understand why
1127
01:00:51,374 --> 01:00:53,676
and how this could have
happened to me.
1128
01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:57,680
I gave my soul and body
to this man and promised him
every fiber of my being
1129
01:00:57,713 --> 01:01:00,249
and every day of my future
and then just in an instant...
1130
01:01:00,283 --> 01:01:03,352
-Sarah Jo, could you please go!
-...as fast as it began,
his eyes turned black
1131
01:01:03,386 --> 01:01:05,421
-and I was nothing to him.
-Just go!
1132
01:01:05,455 --> 01:01:07,290
And then it hit me, Vance,
1133
01:01:07,323 --> 01:01:11,194
as clear as the air
after it rains in Malibu.
1134
01:01:11,227 --> 01:01:13,463
Am I bad at sex?
1135
01:01:13,496 --> 01:01:15,465
I thought I was good at it,
1136
01:01:15,498 --> 01:01:18,167
but maybe that's just because
I had so much fun.
1137
01:01:18,201 --> 01:01:19,635
Suddenly I started to remember
1138
01:01:19,669 --> 01:01:22,205
not just the good
and beautiful moments,
1139
01:01:22,238 --> 01:01:26,008
but I also remembered the parts
where I was confused.
1140
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,049
No, no, no, baby, uh...
1141
01:01:33,082 --> 01:01:35,384
I don't know how to tell you.
1142
01:01:35,418 --> 01:01:37,787
Um, you don't have to
like blow on it.
1143
01:01:37,821 --> 01:01:39,555
Or a little bit scared.
1144
01:01:39,589 --> 01:01:40,656
You all right?
1145
01:01:40,690 --> 01:01:43,192
Or it just didn't work.
1146
01:01:43,226 --> 01:01:46,797
♪ I did, and you were strong
and I was not ♪
1147
01:01:46,830 --> 01:01:49,298
♪ My illusion, my mistake ♪
1148
01:01:49,332 --> 01:01:50,366
♪ I was careless... ♪
1149
01:01:50,399 --> 01:01:51,767
Oww!
1150
01:01:51,802 --> 01:01:54,103
Maybe everything
I didn't know how to do
1151
01:01:54,136 --> 01:01:56,205
made me impossible
to truly love.
1152
01:01:56,239 --> 01:01:57,573
Fuckin' broke my dick.
1153
01:01:57,607 --> 01:02:00,042
And maybe if I knew it all,
1154
01:02:00,076 --> 01:02:01,744
nobody would ever
have the chance
1155
01:02:01,777 --> 01:02:03,513
to do this to me again,
1156
01:02:03,546 --> 01:02:07,683
because, Vance, I cannot,
I will not take it.
1157
01:02:07,717 --> 01:02:09,619
And so I must execute a plan.
1158
01:02:09,652 --> 01:02:12,221
♪ Write it on the skyline ♪
1159
01:02:12,255 --> 01:02:15,291
♪ All we had is gone now ♪
1160
01:02:15,324 --> 01:02:18,094
♪ Tell them all I know now ♪
1161
01:02:18,127 --> 01:02:19,830
♪ Shout it from the rooftops ♪
1162
01:02:19,863 --> 01:02:22,799
♪ Write it on the skyline ♪
1163
01:02:22,833 --> 01:02:25,768
♪ All we had is gone now ♪
1164
01:02:25,802 --> 01:02:28,170
♪ Tell them I was happy ♪
1165
01:02:28,204 --> 01:02:30,740
♪ And my heart is broken ♪
1166
01:02:30,773 --> 01:02:33,442
♪ All my scars are open ♪
1167
01:02:33,476 --> 01:02:37,380
♪ Tell them what I hoped
would be ♪
1168
01:02:37,413 --> 01:02:39,582
♪ Impossible, impossible ♪
1169
01:02:39,615 --> 01:02:42,218
♪ Impossible, impossible ♪
1170
01:02:42,251 --> 01:02:44,220
♪ Impossible ♪
1171
01:02:44,253 --> 01:02:47,423
♪ Impossible ♪
1172
01:02:47,456 --> 01:02:49,725
♪ Impossible ♪
1173
01:02:49,759 --> 01:02:53,362
-♪ Impossible ♪
-♪ Let me tell you now... ♪
1174
01:02:53,396 --> 01:02:56,532
I have to be brave.
I have to be strong, like when I was a kid
1175
01:02:56,566 --> 01:02:59,702
and the doctor was taking blood
and said, "This will just be
a sharp stick,"
1176
01:02:59,735 --> 01:03:02,171
and I would know
it was going to hurt
more than they said
1177
01:03:02,204 --> 01:03:04,875
and therefore beat them
to it in my mind.
1178
01:03:04,908 --> 01:03:06,776
That was my power.
1179
01:03:06,810 --> 01:03:09,378
♪ I did ♪
1180
01:03:09,412 --> 01:03:11,647
Good night, Vance.
1181
01:04:08,237 --> 01:04:10,406
But seriously,
this job is kind of cool
1182
01:04:10,439 --> 01:04:12,441
because they have
the catalog girls, you know.
1183
01:04:12,475 --> 01:04:15,578
Then if you really impress them,
they'll have you work runway
1184
01:04:15,611 --> 01:04:18,214
and sometimes these, like,
really big celebrity parties.
1185
01:04:18,247 --> 01:04:19,715
But they have
to pay for that.
1186
01:04:19,749 --> 01:04:21,384
They can't just
send you free clothes.
1187
01:04:21,417 --> 01:04:22,819
Mom, you're not listening.
1188
01:04:22,853 --> 01:04:24,453
The free clothes are a bonus.
1189
01:04:24,487 --> 01:04:26,389
Bonus? So you have
a contract, or...?
1190
01:04:26,422 --> 01:04:28,424
- It's not about a contract.
-Okay.
1191
01:04:28,457 --> 01:04:30,794
I get really frustrated
because I always feel
like I have to start
1192
01:04:30,827 --> 01:04:33,562
-from the beginning with you,
and you're not listening.
-I'm so sorry.
1193
01:04:33,596 --> 01:04:36,198
- So I post a photo from Double Kisses.
- -Got it.
1194
01:04:36,232 --> 01:04:38,701
I put
"Double Kisses Ambassador,"
1195
01:04:38,734 --> 01:04:40,937
or "Partner," sorry,
in the hashtag.
1196
01:04:40,971 --> 01:04:44,774
Then they give me
a special code.
"Use my code for 10% off."
1197
01:04:44,808 --> 01:04:49,278
- So someone gets
10% off and you get money how?
- Yeah. And then, basically,
1198
01:04:49,311 --> 01:04:52,581
if enough people click
on my link, like you know
when I do my--
1199
01:04:52,615 --> 01:04:55,718
-Just tell me you're not
getting paid, it's fine.
-I am getting paid!
1200
01:05:08,631 --> 01:05:10,399
Hey there,
little creature.
1201
01:05:10,433 --> 01:05:12,568
Hello. Come in.
1202
01:05:14,603 --> 01:05:15,972
Nice spot.
1203
01:05:16,006 --> 01:05:17,773
So, you like pink?
1204
01:05:17,808 --> 01:05:20,443
Not really.
Did you bring the stuff?
1205
01:05:20,476 --> 01:05:22,578
-Stuff?
-The lube?
1206
01:05:22,611 --> 01:05:25,015
Uh...
Oh, man, I plain forgot.
1207
01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:38,594
There's a lot
of plastic in here.
1208
01:05:38,627 --> 01:05:40,629
Say, you're not gonna
murder me, are you?
1209
01:05:40,663 --> 01:05:42,264
My mom's renovating.
1210
01:05:42,298 --> 01:05:44,266
Wait a minute,
your mom's here?
1211
01:05:52,008 --> 01:05:53,476
Need me to go slower?
1212
01:05:54,577 --> 01:05:55,745
No.
1213
01:06:13,763 --> 01:06:15,899
Dear Vance Leroy,
1214
01:06:15,932 --> 01:06:17,767
is there a way to look
into someone's eyes
1215
01:06:17,801 --> 01:06:19,502
and be sure that
they won't kill you?
1216
01:06:19,535 --> 01:06:21,370
- Tell me when you're ready.
-I'm ready.
1217
01:06:21,403 --> 01:06:22,738
-I'm ready.
-I'm ready.
1218
01:06:22,772 --> 01:06:24,573
I don't mind
a little rough-housing,
1219
01:06:24,607 --> 01:06:27,077
but I do, like most ladies,
have a line.
1220
01:06:27,110 --> 01:06:31,413
Some of these guys go too fast,
others go too slow.
1221
01:06:31,447 --> 01:06:34,017
Others don't realize they weigh
twice as much as me,
and others stay too long
1222
01:06:34,050 --> 01:06:37,586
- looking at my personal things and asking personal questions.
- -How bad do you want it?
1223
01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:40,656
-Bad.
-Last night a man came in here
hoping I would play dead
1224
01:06:40,689 --> 01:06:42,491
so that he could
pretend to bury me.
1225
01:06:42,525 --> 01:06:44,861
Of course I said no because
that is not on my list
1226
01:06:44,895 --> 01:06:46,695
and frankly
it's a waste of my time,
1227
01:06:46,729 --> 01:06:49,632
but I kept thinking,
"Vance will love this story."
1228
01:06:49,665 --> 01:06:51,968
I am also wondering
if you prefer an untamed bush
1229
01:06:52,002 --> 01:06:53,569
or a quote-unquote
"clean snatch."
1230
01:06:53,602 --> 01:06:55,504
- Are you ready? You sure?
- Yes.
1231
01:06:55,538 --> 01:06:57,874
My research says that I have
what are known as tiny titties,
1232
01:06:57,908 --> 01:07:00,709
although I do sort of wish
I had big milky naturals,
you know, jugs.
1233
01:07:00,743 --> 01:07:02,645
Really bad.
1234
01:07:02,678 --> 01:07:05,015
Maybe then some of these guys
would just come, already.
1235
01:07:06,950 --> 01:07:08,784
Thank you for being
a real friend.
1236
01:07:08,819 --> 01:07:12,388
Yours in truth, Sarah Jo.
1237
01:07:15,158 --> 01:07:18,694
Oh, Tre,
of all the ridiculous things
you could have done.
1238
01:07:18,727 --> 01:07:23,499
Mom, you've always taught me
that self-expression
is paramount.
1239
01:07:23,532 --> 01:07:26,435
Yeah, what happens when you
get a great film role
1240
01:07:26,468 --> 01:07:28,504
that needs to feature your neck?
1241
01:07:28,537 --> 01:07:29,672
Then what?
1242
01:07:31,074 --> 01:07:33,810
And what does it even mean?
1243
01:07:33,844 --> 01:07:37,379
"God's favorite sinner."
1244
01:07:37,413 --> 01:07:40,683
It's a sick tattoo, Mama.
1245
01:07:44,087 --> 01:07:45,856
Hello.
1246
01:07:45,889 --> 01:07:48,457
Hey, what...
Hey, what's up?
1247
01:07:48,490 --> 01:07:51,427
Nothing much.
Do you wanna come in?
1248
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:53,429
Sure. Um...
1249
01:07:53,462 --> 01:07:55,698
I'm Arvin.
You can call me Arv, though.
1250
01:07:55,731 --> 01:07:57,399
Everybody calls me Arv.
1251
01:07:57,433 --> 01:08:00,536
You're Bernice, right?
Do people ever call you Bernie?
1252
01:08:00,569 --> 01:08:03,472
I... I guess so, yeah.
1253
01:08:03,505 --> 01:08:08,111
Well, you look
just as cute as the pictures.
Um... do you want a spritzer?
1254
01:08:08,144 --> 01:08:12,082
Honestly, I'd rather just
get to it, if you'd still like
the blow job that I offered.
1255
01:08:12,115 --> 01:08:15,986
I mean... of course.
1256
01:08:16,019 --> 01:08:18,889
But... don't think I'm
insane or anything, but...
1257
01:08:18,922 --> 01:08:22,926
don't you think they're
a bit better with a little
context, so to speak, or...?
1258
01:08:22,959 --> 01:08:26,029
No, I don't wanna do that.
I just really wanna get
to the blow job.
1259
01:08:26,062 --> 01:08:29,632
Okay, well, blow jobs might seem
like a big deal to most guys,
1260
01:08:29,665 --> 01:08:32,534
but... I'm gonna let you in
on a dirty little secret.
1261
01:08:32,568 --> 01:08:34,536
I... I see thousands
of them a day.
1262
01:08:34,570 --> 01:08:36,772
I work in porn.
1263
01:08:36,806 --> 01:08:40,776
-You work in porn?
-Yeah, not like a big shot like
a porn star guy or anything,
1264
01:08:40,810 --> 01:08:42,645
but, you know,
just an assistant.
1265
01:08:42,678 --> 01:08:45,681
I run around and grab water,
shit like that.
1266
01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:49,185
So if you work in porn,
does that mean
1267
01:08:49,219 --> 01:08:51,654
that you meet all of
the porn celebrities though?
1268
01:08:51,687 --> 01:08:53,957
Yeah, a lot of them.
1269
01:08:53,990 --> 01:08:56,059
Have you met Vance Leroy?
1270
01:08:56,092 --> 01:08:59,162
You're a Vance Leroy fan.
Classic.
1271
01:08:59,195 --> 01:09:00,696
Sweet guy.
1272
01:09:00,729 --> 01:09:02,765
Could you give him a letter
I wrote for him?
1273
01:09:02,799 --> 01:09:04,566
A letter?
1274
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,037
- Hey, you have Mom's
back massager?
1275
01:09:07,070 --> 01:09:09,072
She's having
a really bad spasm again.
1276
01:09:09,105 --> 01:09:11,507
-No, I don't have it.
-Are you sure?
1277
01:09:11,540 --> 01:09:13,877
-I've never taken it.
-Is someone in here?
1278
01:09:13,910 --> 01:09:15,245
No.
1279
01:09:15,278 --> 01:09:17,513
Oh, hey, I'm Arvin.
1280
01:09:17,546 --> 01:09:18,982
Hey.
1281
01:09:19,015 --> 01:09:20,649
Ow, my tattoo.
1282
01:09:20,683 --> 01:09:24,220
He's a friend from class
and he's leaving any second now.
1283
01:09:28,825 --> 01:09:30,126
Nice jeans.
1284
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:32,896
Almost got those shoes.
1285
01:09:32,929 --> 01:09:35,098
All right, bye, Marvin.
1286
01:09:35,131 --> 01:09:36,232
Bye.
1287
01:09:36,266 --> 01:09:38,500
Sarah Jo!
1288
01:09:38,534 --> 01:09:40,203
Who the hell is that?
1289
01:09:40,236 --> 01:09:41,805
She's my sister.
1290
01:09:41,838 --> 01:09:43,672
-She's cute.
-I know.
1291
01:09:43,706 --> 01:09:45,108
She's not, like, cuter than you.
1292
01:09:45,141 --> 01:09:47,277
Listen, if you want the blow job
that I offer you,
1293
01:09:47,310 --> 01:09:49,745
that's fine, but I... we...
can we get started?
1294
01:09:49,778 --> 01:09:51,747
Because I have a lot of things
I need to do.
1295
01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:54,017
Shit, okay, I'm sorry.
Well, you know,
1296
01:09:54,050 --> 01:09:56,518
if you just want to hang out
another time, that's fine.
1297
01:09:56,552 --> 01:09:58,188
No, I don't think so.
1298
01:09:58,221 --> 01:10:00,924
Okay, well, uh, I can
grab that letter if you want.
1299
01:10:00,957 --> 01:10:02,725
Vance?
1300
01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,035
Jesus Christ, man.
1301
01:10:12,068 --> 01:10:14,004
Did you write a book
over there or something?
1302
01:10:14,037 --> 01:10:15,571
Don't look.
1303
01:10:15,604 --> 01:10:17,173
How many chapters
in that thing, man?
1304
01:10:17,207 --> 01:10:19,075
No?
1305
01:10:28,717 --> 01:10:30,954
This is a big act of trust.
1306
01:10:30,987 --> 01:10:32,255
Gotcha.
1307
01:10:32,288 --> 01:10:34,556
I am insane to do this.
1308
01:10:39,162 --> 01:10:41,865
But you know where to find me
if he answers.
1309
01:10:44,334 --> 01:10:45,969
Well...
1310
01:10:50,173 --> 01:10:52,175
Enjoy the spritzers, and, uh...
1311
01:10:52,208 --> 01:10:54,110
I'll let you know how this goes.
1312
01:10:56,212 --> 01:10:57,679
Okay, later.
1313
01:10:58,848 --> 01:11:00,016
Goodbye.
1314
01:11:21,337 --> 01:11:25,241
♪ Gimme more of the same ♪
1315
01:11:30,180 --> 01:11:31,848
♪ A heavy heart ♪
1316
01:11:31,881 --> 01:11:36,319
♪ And a sinking feeling ♪
1317
01:11:39,189 --> 01:11:43,692
Tali, can we get a...
a little top-up over here?
1318
01:11:43,725 --> 01:11:45,095
Thank you, mama.
1319
01:12:01,978 --> 01:12:03,779
Thank you, Tali.
1320
01:12:03,813 --> 01:12:05,148
Any time.
1321
01:12:11,787 --> 01:12:12,989
That's Yuli?
1322
01:12:13,022 --> 01:12:16,658
Yeah. You wanna go say hi?
1323
01:12:18,161 --> 01:12:20,196
Can you pull your mask down
a little?
1324
01:12:21,998 --> 01:12:23,199
My God, you're beautiful.
1325
01:12:23,233 --> 01:12:26,236
Perfect. Lips together,
teeth apart.
1326
01:12:28,838 --> 01:12:30,840
Actually, maybe just smile.
1327
01:12:32,842 --> 01:12:34,944
Great. Now, you cannot
go wrong with a smile.
1328
01:12:34,978 --> 01:12:37,981
I'm gonna get you a drink.
What do you want?
1329
01:12:38,014 --> 01:12:39,715
I don't know.
1330
01:12:39,748 --> 01:12:41,084
Okay.
1331
01:12:41,117 --> 01:12:43,052
Uh... oh.
1332
01:12:43,086 --> 01:12:44,720
White wine.
1333
01:12:46,222 --> 01:12:49,225
Just gonna start
with a simple white wine.
1334
01:12:54,097 --> 01:12:56,698
Okay. Yes, great.
1335
01:12:56,732 --> 01:12:57,901
Amazing.
1336
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,948
Hello.
1337
01:13:15,385 --> 01:13:16,886
Hello.
1338
01:13:21,224 --> 01:13:23,126
Do we know each other
from somewhere?
1339
01:13:24,427 --> 01:13:25,761
No.
1340
01:13:25,795 --> 01:13:29,832
I just like your...
1341
01:13:29,866 --> 01:13:32,101
your shirt.
1342
01:13:32,135 --> 01:13:34,804
Okay.
1343
01:13:34,837 --> 01:13:36,272
Thanks. Yeah.
1344
01:13:36,306 --> 01:13:39,042
You know, it's a good shirt.
1345
01:13:40,510 --> 01:13:41,945
I like your bow.
1346
01:13:41,978 --> 01:13:44,147
You don't see those every day.
1347
01:13:44,180 --> 01:13:45,315
Thank you.
1348
01:13:45,348 --> 01:13:47,116
I don't go out very much
1349
01:13:47,150 --> 01:13:50,520
and so I thought I'd put in
a little special decoration.
1350
01:13:50,553 --> 01:13:54,424
Yeah, well, you know, you look
like a little Christmas tree.
1351
01:13:58,461 --> 01:13:59,829
Oh, yo!
1352
01:13:59,862 --> 01:14:02,065
What... Uh...
1353
01:14:02,098 --> 01:14:03,765
You didn't want me to touch you?
1354
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:06,936
No, wait, you know,
I didn't say all that, but...
1355
01:14:06,970 --> 01:14:09,439
I like your face.
1356
01:14:14,510 --> 01:14:17,880
You are a weird
1357
01:14:17,914 --> 01:14:20,782
and lovely surprise.
1358
01:14:23,953 --> 01:14:25,321
You wanna hear a secret?
1359
01:14:32,295 --> 01:14:34,864
I control the music here.
1360
01:14:36,332 --> 01:14:38,935
You wanna do some coke?
1361
01:14:44,073 --> 01:14:46,943
Hey, Tali, you can go.
1362
01:14:46,976 --> 01:14:48,578
I'll lock up, ma.
1363
01:14:48,611 --> 01:14:50,880
Oh. Fancy that.
1364
01:14:54,917 --> 01:14:56,953
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm...
1365
01:14:56,986 --> 01:14:59,122
- Mmm.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1366
01:14:59,155 --> 01:15:00,256
-Mm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm.
1367
01:15:07,397 --> 01:15:09,465
Whoa.
1368
01:15:09,499 --> 01:15:11,467
Ow!
1369
01:15:11,501 --> 01:15:13,069
You okay?
1370
01:15:13,102 --> 01:15:14,437
Yeah.
1371
01:15:19,309 --> 01:15:20,943
I feel happy.
1372
01:15:22,078 --> 01:15:24,414
Do you want a blow job?
1373
01:15:24,447 --> 01:15:25,848
Hmm?
1374
01:15:25,882 --> 01:15:29,218
I wanna give you a blow job.
1375
01:15:29,252 --> 01:15:31,421
I wanna fuck you.
1376
01:15:31,454 --> 01:15:34,257
I wanna give you a blow job.
1377
01:15:45,201 --> 01:15:48,237
I said blow job.
I only said blow job.
1378
01:15:50,073 --> 01:15:52,108
Uh, I'm confused.
1379
01:15:52,141 --> 01:15:54,010
I mean, I'm...
1380
01:15:54,043 --> 01:15:55,545
...like...
1381
01:15:55,578 --> 01:15:57,613
I mean, come on.
1382
01:15:59,082 --> 01:16:01,484
But I'm...
1383
01:16:01,517 --> 01:16:04,620
I'm really, really sorry
about your dress.
1384
01:16:29,245 --> 01:16:30,646
Hang on,
I can't hear you.
1385
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:32,915
I'm trying to take
a picture of my breakfast.
1386
01:16:32,949 --> 01:16:35,385
- Portrait mode...
- -Well, they used to make this
1387
01:16:35,418 --> 01:16:38,121
at all the fancy boutique hotels
so I did my version.
1388
01:16:38,154 --> 01:16:40,523
Tell me if you like it.
1389
01:16:40,556 --> 01:16:43,693
Can you stop scratching
your vagina?
1390
01:16:43,726 --> 01:16:45,261
I'm not scratching my vagina.
1391
01:16:45,294 --> 01:16:47,330
-You really fuckin' are.
-Am not.
1392
01:16:47,363 --> 01:16:49,399
I will pay you both
a million dollars
1393
01:16:49,432 --> 01:16:50,933
to not say "vagina"
before 10 a.m.
1394
01:16:50,967 --> 01:16:53,603
Okay, fine, then stop
scratching "it."
1395
01:16:53,636 --> 01:16:55,371
Honey, are you okay?
1396
01:16:55,405 --> 01:16:57,340
Is it a wiping thing?
1397
01:16:57,373 --> 01:17:00,276
Maybe take an oatmeal bath
or something?
1398
01:17:12,355 --> 01:17:16,025
Yo, guys, it's your boy, Vance.
I'm not even kidding.
Someone's gotta call the cops.
1399
01:17:16,058 --> 01:17:17,627
I got too many boobs
up in my face.
1400
01:17:17,660 --> 01:17:20,263
I'm worried
I'm gonna suffocate.
1401
01:17:20,296 --> 01:17:24,033
You know, before you girls
went busting on in here,
I was about to have...
1402
01:17:24,066 --> 01:17:27,336
- Sarah Jo?
- ...a major epiphany on
this graffiti I'm working on.
1403
01:17:27,370 --> 01:17:29,172
It's Mercedes.
1404
01:17:29,205 --> 01:17:32,074
We've missed you in class.
1405
01:17:32,108 --> 01:17:34,377
I know you're not
at your placement
1406
01:17:34,410 --> 01:17:36,412
at Josh and Heather's anymore.
1407
01:17:36,446 --> 01:17:38,714
They didn't give
a reason for your departure.
1408
01:17:38,748 --> 01:17:40,516
Are you okay, Sarah Jo?
1409
01:17:42,151 --> 01:17:43,719
I don't know
what's going on with you
1410
01:17:43,753 --> 01:17:45,188
at home or in your heart,
1411
01:17:45,221 --> 01:17:46,989
but you're such
a good care giver.
1412
01:17:47,023 --> 01:17:49,225
It would be a shame if you
stopped helping these kids,
1413
01:17:49,258 --> 01:17:51,194
because they really need you.
1414
01:17:51,227 --> 01:17:54,764
We have a girl in Pasadena
who needs someone.
1415
01:17:54,798 --> 01:17:58,534
Her name is Laila.
She has cerebral palsy.
1416
01:17:58,568 --> 01:18:00,970
I think you two
would really love each other.
1417
01:18:13,282 --> 01:18:15,585
All right, fuck it.
1418
01:18:15,618 --> 01:18:18,387
Which one of you healing queens
wants to take a ride
on papa's shoulders?
1419
01:18:18,421 --> 01:18:20,022
That's it.
1420
01:18:22,258 --> 01:18:24,627
I'm in goddamn love, you guys.
1421
01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:26,395
You're my best friends.
1422
01:18:26,429 --> 01:18:28,397
My best fuckin' friends.
1423
01:18:28,431 --> 01:18:30,533
I'm dead without you.
1424
01:18:30,566 --> 01:18:33,804
D-E-A-D. I think
that's how you spell it.
1425
01:18:33,837 --> 01:18:36,172
- Go!
- Let's go. Good boy.
1426
01:18:36,205 --> 01:18:38,107
- Good boy!
- Look at the man!
1427
01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:40,309
- This is a fun walk!
- Look at the man!
1428
01:18:40,343 --> 01:18:42,411
- This is a fun walk!
- Look at the man!
1429
01:18:42,445 --> 01:18:45,314
It's a good day.
We're walking in the sunshine.
1430
01:18:45,348 --> 01:18:47,350
♪ Doo-dee-doo ♪
You like bagels?
1431
01:18:47,383 --> 01:18:49,719
- ♪ Gonna get bagels ♪
- Let's be careful!
1432
01:18:49,752 --> 01:18:52,221
-Hey!
-Hold on.
1433
01:18:52,255 --> 01:18:55,625
Just so you know,
in the last month,
1434
01:18:55,658 --> 01:18:58,461
I've done anal
and I've done bukkake
1435
01:18:58,494 --> 01:19:00,630
and cream pie and fisting
1436
01:19:00,663 --> 01:19:04,166
and a hand job and rimming
and pegging and all of it!
1437
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,068
What the fuck, Sarah Jo?
1438
01:19:06,102 --> 01:19:09,205
Oh, and I almost gave
Yuli a blow job.
1439
01:19:09,238 --> 01:19:11,674
- Sarah.
- -Are you fucking kidding me?
1440
01:19:11,707 --> 01:19:15,846
You're the most fucking,
obnoxious person I've ever met.
1441
01:19:15,879 --> 01:19:17,580
Take him, take him.
1442
01:19:17,613 --> 01:19:19,682
I'm holding the baby,
you pick him up.
1443
01:19:19,715 --> 01:19:22,118
I still have
stitches in my vagina.
1444
01:19:22,151 --> 01:19:23,586
-Can you pick this...?
-Come on, Z, Z.
1445
01:19:23,619 --> 01:19:25,655
He doesn't wanna go up.
You told him he's taking a walk,
1446
01:19:25,688 --> 01:19:28,257
-and now we're
not gonna take the walk?
-I don't want to take a walk.
1447
01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:30,293
I didn't know she was
gonna be there.
1448
01:19:30,326 --> 01:19:33,396
She might be hiding
in the fucking bushes,
you fucking asshole.
1449
01:19:33,429 --> 01:19:36,165
Watch your language.
What is the matter with you?
1450
01:19:36,198 --> 01:19:39,168
- Hey, what is the matter with me?
- -Get ahold of yourself.
1451
01:19:39,201 --> 01:19:41,437
Are you kidding?
Get ahold of myself?
1452
01:19:41,470 --> 01:19:45,241
-Great, stand there and scream.
That's awesome, good for you.
-You monster!
1453
01:20:23,546 --> 01:20:25,581
SJ.
1454
01:20:25,615 --> 01:20:27,483
I need you for a sec.
1455
01:20:27,516 --> 01:20:29,218
One second!
1456
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:39,595
Wow!
1457
01:20:39,629 --> 01:20:40,797
Right?
1458
01:20:40,831 --> 01:20:42,833
You look so beautiful.
1459
01:20:44,935 --> 01:20:46,502
How sick is this?
1460
01:20:46,535 --> 01:20:47,670
The company I'm working with
1461
01:20:47,703 --> 01:20:50,206
is sending me the sickest shit.
1462
01:20:50,239 --> 01:20:51,875
Can you do pics?
1463
01:20:53,209 --> 01:20:55,411
Your bed is amazing for this.
1464
01:20:55,444 --> 01:20:57,380
Do we want flowers?
1465
01:20:57,413 --> 01:20:58,514
No.
1466
01:21:04,387 --> 01:21:05,488
Should I do the fan?
1467
01:21:05,521 --> 01:21:07,289
Mm-hmm.
1468
01:21:07,323 --> 01:21:09,225
Lay it around.
1469
01:21:15,698 --> 01:21:17,366
Who was that guy the other day?
1470
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:18,835
Let me see.
1471
01:21:18,869 --> 01:21:21,504
Nobody. It was just some...
some guy from class.
1472
01:21:24,306 --> 01:21:26,843
Eww! Cute.
1473
01:21:28,244 --> 01:21:30,814
Do you like him?
1474
01:21:30,847 --> 01:21:33,649
-No.
-Do you even get crushes?
1475
01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:35,819
Not really.
1476
01:21:35,852 --> 01:21:37,620
Ugh. I don't get it.
1477
01:21:37,653 --> 01:21:39,488
I feel like
I have to have a crush,
1478
01:21:39,522 --> 01:21:41,323
like I was born with a crush.
1479
01:21:41,357 --> 01:21:44,861
I was like in the nursery
crushing on a fetus.
1480
01:21:44,895 --> 01:21:46,429
Are you still sad about Harder?
1481
01:21:46,462 --> 01:21:50,499
That dude? Fuck no.
He can barely read.
1482
01:21:50,533 --> 01:21:52,768
How do you get
over them so quickly?
1483
01:21:52,803 --> 01:21:55,972
'Cause there's literally
a million of them.
1484
01:21:56,006 --> 01:21:58,809
You saw how many
fucking husbands mom had.
1485
01:21:58,842 --> 01:22:00,242
It was like a joke.
1486
01:22:00,276 --> 01:22:01,812
I can't get
their faces straight.
1487
01:22:01,845 --> 01:22:03,579
It's like one big denim lap.
1488
01:22:03,612 --> 01:22:06,282
"Me Eric, me Bob, me..."
1489
01:22:06,315 --> 01:22:08,584
You remember how mom
used to have you scare off
1490
01:22:08,617 --> 01:22:11,420
her really bad one-night stands?
1491
01:22:11,454 --> 01:22:13,789
Like, you in that cat costume.
1492
01:22:13,824 --> 01:22:16,026
You'd be like drinking water
from one bowl,
1493
01:22:16,059 --> 01:22:18,294
eating your yogurt
from the other fucking bowl.
1494
01:22:18,327 --> 01:22:20,864
Like rubbing your butt
on the wall,
1495
01:22:20,897 --> 01:22:22,465
flicking your tail,
1496
01:22:22,498 --> 01:22:24,633
meowing, purring.
1497
01:22:24,667 --> 01:22:27,804
And we'd just be like,
"Oh, yeah, that's just
our family cat."
1498
01:22:27,838 --> 01:22:30,606
And then I'd hiss at them
when they'd leave.
1499
01:22:30,639 --> 01:22:32,608
That's the thing, SJ.
1500
01:22:32,641 --> 01:22:34,510
Say what you will about mom,
1501
01:22:34,543 --> 01:22:37,881
but she understands
this one important fact:
1502
01:22:37,914 --> 01:22:40,349
there's always another one.
1503
01:22:40,382 --> 01:22:42,318
And another one.
1504
01:22:42,351 --> 01:22:43,887
And another one.
1505
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,990
Like, you can literally
replace the feeling
1506
01:22:47,023 --> 01:22:50,292
with an even better one
than you expected.
1507
01:22:50,326 --> 01:22:51,862
Always.
1508
01:22:54,463 --> 01:22:56,032
Sir? Mark, sir.
1509
01:22:56,066 --> 01:22:58,935
I'm just kindly checking in
about rent again, Mark.
1510
01:22:58,969 --> 01:23:00,569
- Howdy.
- Mark...
1511
01:23:02,538 --> 01:23:05,374
What are you doing here?
1512
01:23:05,407 --> 01:23:06,877
Meet me over there.
1513
01:23:13,049 --> 01:23:14,550
You like your presents?
1514
01:23:14,583 --> 01:23:17,586
Yes. The lights and the DVD
were very neat.
1515
01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:19,688
Well, I got something
a whole lot better.
1516
01:23:19,722 --> 01:23:21,724
Arvin, I don't have time
for a big chat right now.
1517
01:23:21,757 --> 01:23:23,526
I'm very busy,
I don't have time.
1518
01:23:23,559 --> 01:23:25,594
What, more blow jobs or...?
1519
01:23:26,695 --> 01:23:27,998
Tough crowd. Um...
1520
01:23:28,031 --> 01:23:30,466
Well...
1521
01:23:30,499 --> 01:23:32,668
Take this. Watch it alone
in your room later.
1522
01:23:32,701 --> 01:23:34,037
It's, um...
1523
01:23:34,070 --> 01:23:37,540
I'll be back to get
the praise I deserve,
1524
01:23:37,573 --> 01:23:40,576
'cause Arvin's really
outdone himself today.
1525
01:23:42,946 --> 01:23:44,613
So, I'll see you later, right?
1526
01:23:44,647 --> 01:23:45,849
No.
1527
01:23:45,882 --> 01:23:48,350
Sick.
I'll see you later.
1528
01:24:12,943 --> 01:24:15,678
- Hey, Vance, what's up, man?
-Yo.
1529
01:24:15,711 --> 01:24:18,547
Sorry to bug you, but did you
have a chance to check
on my friend's letter to you?
1530
01:24:18,581 --> 01:24:20,482
Oh, shit, man,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
1531
01:24:20,516 --> 01:24:23,385
- Are you recording right now?
- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1532
01:24:23,419 --> 01:24:25,454
Come here. Come here,
Come here, this way.
1533
01:24:25,487 --> 01:24:26,890
Follow me, follow me,
follow me.
1534
01:24:26,923 --> 01:24:28,058
This light good?
1535
01:24:28,091 --> 01:24:29,826
- Uh, yeah, bro.
- Cool.
1536
01:24:31,660 --> 01:24:33,629
Hey, Sarah Jo.
1537
01:24:33,662 --> 01:24:37,834
I read your letters.
They were so meaningful to me.
1538
01:24:37,868 --> 01:24:40,769
You really poured your heart
out and you showed me that
the way I do my thing
1539
01:24:40,804 --> 01:24:43,173
made you more free in yourself,
and that shit
is very beautiful to me.
1540
01:24:43,206 --> 01:24:45,842
I mean, I ain't gonna lie,
teared the fuck up.
1541
01:24:45,876 --> 01:24:48,544
Now, I know you're going
through a heartbreak right now,
1542
01:24:48,577 --> 01:24:51,882
but I just wanna say that shit
did not happen because
you didn't fuck right, okay?
1543
01:24:51,915 --> 01:24:53,917
People split up for all kinds
of fucking reasons,
1544
01:24:53,950 --> 01:24:56,785
and it's very rarely because
someone isn't a sex genius.
1545
01:24:56,820 --> 01:24:58,021
You know why?
1546
01:24:58,054 --> 01:24:59,923
Nobody is a sex genius.
1547
01:24:59,956 --> 01:25:02,926
Nobody.
Not even your boy Vance.
1548
01:25:02,959 --> 01:25:05,028
Look, good sex requires
chemistry between two people,
1549
01:25:05,061 --> 01:25:06,762
and two people who care.
1550
01:25:06,796 --> 01:25:10,000
I mean... somebody would
think I'm bad at sex
1551
01:25:10,033 --> 01:25:12,002
if it's the wrong situation,
and as you know,
1552
01:25:12,035 --> 01:25:14,070
uh, I'm considered
kind of an expert in the field.
1553
01:25:14,104 --> 01:25:16,106
So this is what
I want you to do, okay?
1554
01:25:16,139 --> 01:25:17,874
I want you to stop.
1555
01:25:17,908 --> 01:25:19,876
Stop striving to please
everyone else, right?
1556
01:25:19,910 --> 01:25:21,777
Start striving to please you.
1557
01:25:21,811 --> 01:25:23,712
You're with a guy
and the conversation's dead
1558
01:25:23,746 --> 01:25:25,614
and your pussy feels dead,
you shut it down.
1559
01:25:25,648 --> 01:25:27,750
You're with a guy and he's hot
but you feel like in a month
1560
01:25:27,783 --> 01:25:29,819
you're gonna have to take out
a restraining order, boom...
1561
01:25:29,853 --> 01:25:32,155
you shut that shit down.
1562
01:25:32,188 --> 01:25:35,624
You keep focusing on you
and try to find
your real true kinks,
1563
01:25:35,658 --> 01:25:37,693
the rest of it's
gonna work itself out.
1564
01:25:37,726 --> 01:25:40,964
Oh, and shit, yeah, you be
proud of your fuckin' scars.
1565
01:25:40,997 --> 01:25:44,034
Be proud of your fuckin' scars.
Be proud of your fuckin' scars.
1566
01:25:44,067 --> 01:25:47,070
I thank my stepfather every day
for this honker, you know why?
1567
01:25:47,103 --> 01:25:49,705
'Cause it set me apart,
it made me the big bucks.
1568
01:25:49,738 --> 01:25:52,541
I mean, look at this shit.
I'm in California, baby.
1569
01:25:52,574 --> 01:25:56,212
Difference is something
to celebrate and rock hard.
1570
01:25:57,881 --> 01:26:00,083
Big love, girl.
1571
01:26:00,116 --> 01:26:01,784
Thank you so much, dude,
1572
01:26:01,818 --> 01:26:04,753
but her name's actually
Bernice, so do you...
1573
01:26:27,643 --> 01:26:29,145
No!
1574
01:26:29,179 --> 01:26:31,181
You got me with my meatball!
1575
01:26:31,214 --> 01:26:32,849
-No!
-Food fight!
1576
01:26:36,219 --> 01:26:37,553
No!
1577
01:26:37,586 --> 01:26:39,923
No!
1578
01:26:39,956 --> 01:26:42,993
We have to resuscitate.
Resuscitate!
1579
01:26:43,026 --> 01:26:44,693
Are you alive?
1580
01:26:44,727 --> 01:26:46,229
-Yeah.
-Yes!
1581
01:26:46,262 --> 01:26:48,898
Laila is such
a sweet little girl.
1582
01:26:48,932 --> 01:26:51,600
She's so happy
1583
01:26:51,633 --> 01:26:54,603
and she's so determined
1584
01:26:54,636 --> 01:26:56,772
and she never lets her pain
get in the way.
1585
01:26:56,806 --> 01:26:58,208
Like you.
1586
01:26:58,241 --> 01:26:59,876
What?
1587
01:26:59,909 --> 01:27:02,644
When you were little
and you had all those surgeries.
1588
01:27:02,678 --> 01:27:05,281
You still went to school.
1589
01:27:05,315 --> 01:27:08,151
You still showed up
at Girl Scouts.
1590
01:27:08,184 --> 01:27:10,719
Swam every day.
1591
01:27:12,621 --> 01:27:14,858
She's a special little girl.
1592
01:27:14,891 --> 01:27:16,592
Like you.
1593
01:27:18,128 --> 01:27:19,829
It's true.
1594
01:27:21,931 --> 01:27:24,801
Can you pass me my phone?
1595
01:27:34,610 --> 01:27:36,012
Wait, I'm going wide.
1596
01:27:36,046 --> 01:27:37,247
Oh, no!
1597
01:27:38,882 --> 01:27:41,985
-Bernie, what's up? What's up?
-Hi.
1598
01:27:42,018 --> 01:27:43,353
Um, whew!
1599
01:27:43,386 --> 01:27:45,587
Can't believe you actually
wanna hang out.
1600
01:27:45,621 --> 01:27:47,257
Never thought I'd see the day.
1601
01:27:47,290 --> 01:27:49,059
Well...
1602
01:27:49,092 --> 01:27:51,127
tonight I'd put the spritzers
to rest and...
1603
01:27:53,830 --> 01:27:55,597
brought out the big boys.
1604
01:27:55,631 --> 01:27:58,068
You know,
since we're real homies,
1605
01:27:58,101 --> 01:27:59,836
I found this appropriate.
1606
01:27:59,869 --> 01:28:03,306
It was very nice
what you did for me, Arvin.
1607
01:28:03,339 --> 01:28:05,008
I mean, it's all
in a day's work.
1608
01:28:05,041 --> 01:28:07,243
It's all
in a day's freakin' work.
1609
01:28:07,277 --> 01:28:10,146
Though I do need
to find a place to stay
1610
01:28:10,180 --> 01:28:12,648
'cause somebody
at the Electra warehouse
1611
01:28:12,681 --> 01:28:14,683
got tested positive
for Covid-19...
1612
01:28:14,716 --> 01:28:17,020
Oh, no, no, it wasn't me.
1613
01:28:17,053 --> 01:28:20,290
It had nothing to do with me.
I don't even know the guy.
1614
01:28:20,323 --> 01:28:23,026
But, you know, it's not like
it would stop me anyways.
1615
01:28:23,059 --> 01:28:25,328
I... just keep going and...
1616
01:28:43,046 --> 01:28:44,314
-Oh, sorry.
-Sorry.
1617
01:28:44,347 --> 01:28:45,882
Jinx.
1618
01:28:45,915 --> 01:28:47,783
-You owe me a rim job.
-You owe me a soda pop.
1619
01:28:47,817 --> 01:28:49,385
I'm just gonna shut up
and enjoy this.
1620
01:29:06,069 --> 01:29:07,736
This feels really good.
1621
01:29:19,949 --> 01:29:21,985
-Just keep going.
-Okay.
1622
01:29:27,090 --> 01:29:28,158
You okay?
1623
01:29:29,926 --> 01:29:30,960
Shh-shh, wait...
1624
01:29:53,149 --> 01:29:55,485
Okay, good, good.
1625
01:30:06,462 --> 01:30:11,467
♪ Butter melts in your mouth ♪
1626
01:30:11,501 --> 01:30:14,204
♪ You're the king
of the plain ♪
1627
01:30:14,237 --> 01:30:17,473
♪ In this lion's game ♪
1628
01:30:17,507 --> 01:30:20,776
♪ And when you come by ♪
1629
01:30:20,810 --> 01:30:25,481
♪ I always think of you ♪
1630
01:30:25,515 --> 01:30:28,318
♪ Yes, I do ♪
1631
01:30:28,351 --> 01:30:30,320
♪ Rough diamond ♪
1632
01:30:30,353 --> 01:30:34,090
♪ You're a stray cat ♪
1633
01:30:34,123 --> 01:30:39,229
♪ And where we gonna meet at? ♪
1634
01:30:39,262 --> 01:30:41,531
♪ Stay wild ♪
1635
01:30:41,564 --> 01:30:44,500
♪ And don't ever change ♪
1636
01:30:44,534 --> 01:30:47,070
♪ Stay wild ♪
1637
01:30:47,103 --> 01:30:50,340
♪ And don't be afraid ♪
1638
01:31:01,351 --> 01:31:04,053
♪ I'm pleading on my hands ♪
1639
01:31:04,087 --> 01:31:06,856
♪ And knees ♪
1640
01:31:06,889 --> 01:31:09,392
♪ I'm tryin' so hard ♪
1641
01:31:09,425 --> 01:31:12,262
♪ To please ♪
1642
01:31:12,295 --> 01:31:15,198
♪ Oh, I love your ♪
1643
01:31:15,231 --> 01:31:17,867
♪ Wild streak ♪
1644
01:31:17,900 --> 01:31:23,206
♪ That so many cannot keep ♪
1645
01:31:23,239 --> 01:31:25,108
♪ Rough diamond ♪
1646
01:31:25,141 --> 01:31:28,811
♪ You're a stray cat ♪
1647
01:31:28,845 --> 01:31:31,547
♪ And where we gonna ♪
1648
01:31:31,581 --> 01:31:34,183
♪ Meet at? ♪
1649
01:31:34,217 --> 01:31:36,419
♪ Stay wild ♪
1650
01:31:36,452 --> 01:31:39,522
♪ And don't ever change ♪
1651
01:31:39,555 --> 01:31:42,025
♪ Stay wild ♪
1652
01:31:42,058 --> 01:31:45,094
♪ And don't be afraid ♪
1653
01:31:45,128 --> 01:31:47,030
No!
1654
01:31:48,097 --> 01:31:50,500
Stay wild.
1655
01:31:58,308 --> 01:32:01,511
Stay wild...
1656
01:32:01,544 --> 01:32:02,945
Yeah!
1657
01:32:04,447 --> 01:32:07,083
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1658
01:32:07,116 --> 01:32:09,519
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1659
01:32:09,552 --> 01:32:12,488
♪ Stay wild ♪
1660
01:32:12,522 --> 01:32:15,158
♪ And don't ever change ♪
1661
01:32:15,191 --> 01:32:17,427
♪ Stay wild ♪
1662
01:32:17,460 --> 01:32:20,463
♪ And don't be afraid ♪
1663
01:32:20,496 --> 01:32:23,466
♪ Stay wild ♪
1664
01:32:23,499 --> 01:32:26,102
♪ And don't ever change ♪
1665
01:32:26,135 --> 01:32:28,404
♪ Stay wild ♪
1666
01:32:28,438 --> 01:32:31,507
♪ And don't be afraid ♪
1667
01:32:31,541 --> 01:32:33,943
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1668
01:32:33,976 --> 01:32:37,113
♪ No, don't be afraid ♪
1669
01:32:37,146 --> 01:32:38,915
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1670
01:32:38,948 --> 01:32:42,652
♪ No, don't be afraid ♪
1671
01:32:42,685 --> 01:32:45,288
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1672
01:32:45,321 --> 01:32:48,291
♪ Stay wild ♪
1673
01:32:48,324 --> 01:32:50,893
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1674
01:32:50,927 --> 01:32:53,162
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
1675
01:32:53,196 --> 01:32:56,299
-♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
-♪ Stay wild ♪
1676
01:32:56,332 --> 01:32:59,268
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1677
01:33:34,437 --> 01:33:36,939
♪ There's nothin' like
the feelin' ♪
1678
01:33:38,708 --> 01:33:41,043
♪ Of when you do a thing ♪
1679
01:33:41,077 --> 01:33:43,146
♪ Or just wake up like this ♪
1680
01:33:43,179 --> 01:33:45,181
♪ Like, what even is life? ♪
1681
01:33:45,214 --> 01:33:47,450
♪ I guess I'm just winning ♪
1682
01:33:47,483 --> 01:33:49,685
♪ But I get no reaction ♪
1683
01:33:51,587 --> 01:33:54,157
♪ My comments just don't rank ♪
1684
01:33:54,190 --> 01:33:56,025
♪ Or my postings ♪
1685
01:33:56,058 --> 01:33:58,060
♪ I wish that she said yes ♪
1686
01:33:58,094 --> 01:34:00,196
♪ I wish I could say thanks ♪
1687
01:34:00,229 --> 01:34:02,732
♪ But I never feel
her presence ♪
1688
01:34:02,765 --> 01:34:07,203
♪ Online ♪
1689
01:34:07,236 --> 01:34:12,408
♪ Online ♪
1690
01:34:12,442 --> 01:34:16,979
♪ Religion's
not for some people ♪
1691
01:34:17,013 --> 01:34:20,416
♪ I'm sick of followin'
these rules, baby ♪
1692
01:34:20,450 --> 01:34:23,453
♪ And wonderin' why ♪
1693
01:34:25,321 --> 01:34:28,224
♪ Yo, when they ask you
how you're doin', baby ♪
1694
01:34:28,257 --> 01:34:29,559
♪ Don't think twice ♪
1695
01:34:29,592 --> 01:34:31,394
♪ Just say, "I'm out here" ♪
1696
01:34:31,427 --> 01:34:35,198
♪ "Livin' my best life" ♪
1697
01:34:37,733 --> 01:34:39,969
♪ A follow for a follow ♪
1698
01:34:41,771 --> 01:34:44,207
♪ I'm buried in the feed ♪
1699
01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,175
♪ It makes my eyes bleed ♪
1700
01:34:46,209 --> 01:34:48,211
♪ I'm sorry, not sorry ♪
1701
01:34:48,244 --> 01:34:50,413
♪ It's too long, I can't read ♪
1702
01:34:50,446 --> 01:34:52,515
♪ You say I shouldn't worry ♪
1703
01:34:54,684 --> 01:34:59,155
♪ But you would never know
how it feels to worry ♪
1704
01:34:59,188 --> 01:35:01,724
♪ 'Cause you never had
a presence ♪
1705
01:35:01,757 --> 01:35:06,028
♪ Online ♪
1706
01:35:06,062 --> 01:35:11,334
♪ Online ♪
1707
01:35:11,367 --> 01:35:15,371
♪ Religion's
not for some people ♪
1708
01:35:15,404 --> 01:35:19,275
♪ I'm sick of followin'
these rules, baby ♪
1709
01:35:19,308 --> 01:35:22,211
♪ And wonderin' why ♪
1710
01:35:24,146 --> 01:35:27,083
♪ Yo, when they ask you
how you're doin', baby ♪
1711
01:35:27,116 --> 01:35:28,384
♪ Don't think twice ♪
1712
01:35:28,417 --> 01:35:30,286
♪ Just say, "I'm out here" ♪
1713
01:35:30,319 --> 01:35:33,556
♪ "Livin' my best life" ♪
1714
01:35:34,690 --> 01:35:40,096
♪ Online ♪
1715
01:35:40,129 --> 01:35:44,133
♪ Religion's
not for some people ♪
1716
01:35:44,166 --> 01:35:48,271
♪ I'm sick of followin'
these rules, baby ♪
1717
01:35:48,304 --> 01:35:51,173
♪ And wonderin' why ♪
1718
01:35:52,843 --> 01:35:55,778
♪ Yo, when they ask you
how you're doin', baby ♪
1719
01:35:55,812 --> 01:35:57,446
♪ Don't think twice ♪
1720
01:35:57,480 --> 01:35:59,115
♪ Just say, "I'm out here" ♪
1721
01:35:59,148 --> 01:36:02,618
♪ "Livin' my best life" ♪