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[Velma] Previously on Velma...
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Brains, where's my mom?
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Indian woman. Lots of opinions
on weight and personal hygiene.
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[Brenda] The only person
we've seen is that freak
in the welder's mask.
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Leave the brains.
They wouldn't save you.
Trust me!
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[Velma] The police
found my mom's car
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abandoned and empty,
except for her glasses,
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and a single
wrapped gift for me.
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In that case, I will happily
go with you, Fred.
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-Yes!
-But, Daphne!
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Are Fred and Daphne
back together?
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Maybe it's time
we tried being girlfriends.
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Girlfriends? Seriously?
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Mom, you still haven't
told me who did this.
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Who took you?
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I...
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I can't remember.
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[ambulance siren blaring]
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My butt looks amazing.
Hopefully, this time,
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nothing causes my implants
to come out--
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-[door opens]
-[grunts]
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[Velma] So, after two years
of searching,
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I had finally found my mom.
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They didn't come out. Nice!
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-[door opens]
-[grunts]
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[Velma] There was just
one tiny problem.
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Mom, you don't remember
who took you and the hot girls
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because you have amnesia?
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Oh, is that
what the doctor said?
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-[gasps]
-Kidding.
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Amnesia joke,
which I can make
because I have it.
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But amnesia's curable,
right Doc?
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All we need is
a ladder and a coconut.
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99% of the time, yes.
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Hey, no offense,
but can we just let
the actual doctor explain?
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Just being a white guy
with a clipboard
doesn't cut it anymore.
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Sorry, your insurance
only covered the diagnosis
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-and the applesauce.
-[sighs]
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Now, according to
your mother's chart,
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she's constructed
a sort of mental wall
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to block out
the past two years.
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If Diya's memories do return,
it will be within 72 hours.
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After that,
they're gone forever.
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-[all] Gone forever?
-Gone forever?
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Oh, sorry.
Can we try that again?
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Now, the good news is,
if you can keep Diya happy,
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her memory should come back
within that time frame.
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So my mom can't get upset
for the next 72 hours?
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That's a lot of lying,
but thankfully,
I'm damn good at it. [chuckles]
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Great. Now, have there been
any changes at home
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your mother might
find upsetting?
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Uh, hmm. Changes at home?
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Nah, their marriage
is strong as ever.
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Aman, why is
the Spooner's waitress,
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who used to
flirt with you, here?
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You didn't tell her?
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Oh, uh, we just found
someone no one likes
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-in case you needed an organ.
-[grunts]
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-But you don't, so--
-Ahhh.
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Bye.
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-[dramatic music playing]
-[clock ticking]
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[theme music playing]
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[Velma] Okay.
My mom has 71 hours
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to restore her memory
and identify the serial killer.
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So we need to turn
this spotless and well-loved
dream home
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back into the normal person
dump she remembers ASAP.
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Fine. Thank God, I have my
inspirational pillows
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to keep me sane
during all of this.
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"Breathe. Keep calm
and carry wine.
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You're not an alcoholic.
You're a mom."
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Ah, there's no time for this.
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My mom is almost home. [grunts]
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[slurps]
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♪ Yeah, here we go again
Making up an evil plan ♪
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♪ Wiping my dirty hands clean ♪
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-You're taking too long!
-Ahhh!
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♪ Everything is going great ♪
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So long, stupid child proofing.
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-[electrical buzzing]
-Ahhh!
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-[thuds]
-Ow!
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Perfect.
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-[clock ticking]
-[liquid splashing]
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Daphne, what are you doing?
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You have to
put your back into it,
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if we're gonna make this place
smell like my mom.
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Sorry, it's just... Look.
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I know now is not about me,
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but it's just been
hard to concentrate
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since you said we should try
being girlfriends in the caves.
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-Were you serious?
-Uh, yes!
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Unless you don't want to.
In which case... As if, bitch.
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No, I do!
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In fact, the Brains
are throwing themselves
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a welcome home party
this weekend,
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and I was thinking
we could dramatically
upstage them
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by going as a couple.
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That sounds amazing,
but will I even be invited?
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Since being rescued
from the caves,
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the Brains are
more popular than ever.
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Okay, fam.
Today's Steal Her Style
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is Brenda, Krista and Lola.
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So, for this,
you're gonna need a jar,
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some goo, and a saw.
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[sawing]
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Velma, it's fine.
I'm popular enough
for both of us.
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You just relax and heavily
medicated trophy-wife it.
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[magical chiming]
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-[car door slams]
-Ahhh! My mom is home!
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-Ahhh!
-[splashes]
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-[door slams]
-[slurps]
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It's so weird,
you remember Sophie,
the flirty Spooner's waitress,
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but not who kidnapped you.
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As weird as
you remembering her name,
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but not where you put
your wedding ring?
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-Uh--
-Welcome home, Mom.
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I'm home.
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-Hmm.
-[Velma gasps]
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What's the matter?
Did you forget we're poor?
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No, I can't really
see anything.
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Of course,
because I have your glasses.
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They fell off in your car
the night you were taken.
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Here are your old ones to wear.
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Uh...
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Oh, I thought
I'd keep the nice ones.
Kind of my thing now.
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[sighs, gasps]
I just remembered something!
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Hmm.
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[gasps]
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It was while I was deciding
to buy these frames
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that I first learned
about Dr. Edna Perdue.
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Oh, my God, it's working.
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Your memory is coming back.
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Does that mean
you remember this too?
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Yes.
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Oh, that's the present
you forced me to buy you
because you ruined Christmas,
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solving one of
your mysteries, right?
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Wait. Were you annoying
back then?
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Uh, no, false memory.
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Still, I swore
I wouldn't open it
until I found you.
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Which means...
Please don't be a puppy.
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Oh. Red Mary Janes. Perfect.
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I'm glad I waited this long
and put so much
expectation on it.
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Stop. You were a little girl
when I bought those.
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[sighs]
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You grew up
while I was kidnapped,
and I missed it all.
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[sighs] Everything has changed.
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Wait, why did I buy
those glasses again?
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Velma! She's getting upset,
and losing her memories.
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Quick! Make her feel good
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by telling her
she's more attractive
than her sister.
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Mom, it's okay.
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I may be older,
but I'm still
the same old Velma.
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I didn't offer
to load the dishwasher once
while you were gone.
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So I haven't ruined your life?
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Your grades didn't suffer?
You're still valedictorian?
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Uh...
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-Yep.
-[Diya] Oh, good.
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Bring me your report cards.
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I'm sure the happiness I feel
will help me
remember everything,
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and we'll finally
catch the serial killer.
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[gulps]
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[school bell rings]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Krista] Hey, is anyone else
gonna contour their cerebellum
for our party?
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Hey, girlies. [snaps fingers]
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I'm excited for the party.
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What's going on?
Why are you icing me out?
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[Krista] Uh, because you tried
to leave us for dead
in the mines.
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Your popularity is
officially revoked, Daphne.
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Please update
your status to "loser"
across all social platforms.
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What? You can't be serious.
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Update
your status to "loser"
across all social platforms.
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-[Daphne sighs]
-[crowd gasps]
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This is so stupid.
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Oh, my God. Daphne's out.
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Welcome to exile.
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I'm out for two timing
the Brains in the caves.
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Even the girl
who pretends to be a cat
won't talk to me anymore.
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[hisses]
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[scoffing] Please. Those girls
don't decide if I'm popular.
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Society's obsession
with looks does.
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-[hawking, spitting]
-[smacks]
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Not cool, Muffin.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Whoa!
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Norville! I need your help.
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Not now, Velma!
[grunts] This is for
the state championship.
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Really? It's not
the entertainment
at a Virgin Convention?
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That's tomorrow. [grunts]
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Just tell me what you need.
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I'm running out of time
for my mom to remember
who the serial killer is.
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So I need you to break in
to your mom's office,
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change my grades
and print me a new report card.
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-Wait, what?
-[clangs]
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-[buzzer sounds]
-[opponent cheers]
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-[trumpets sound]
-So, are you done now?
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-[crowd applauding]
-Can you do it?
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[indistinct conversation]
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[Daphne] Phew,
they saved me my seat.
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I knew those bitches needed me.
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-[clunks]
-Keep walking.
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-[all laughing]
-[Brains] Aw!
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Whatever. Watch this.
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Hi, boys. Mind if I... [gasps]
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Oh, God! But the only seat is
at the table by the garbage.
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-[mumbling] Daphne, stop!
-[bees buzzing]
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Any movement will
upset the garbage bees.
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My only hope is
to be accepted as their queen.
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But the only other place to sit
is out in the sun!
I'll freckle!
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-[sizzling]
-Ahhh!
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The Brains can't do this to us!
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They already have.
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[Krista] Incoming, losers.
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-[yelps] Ahhh!
-[thuds]
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-[buzzing angrily]
-Ahhh!
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Ahhh! Ooh, ooh! Ahhh!
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Here's your fake report card.
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I can't believe I'm defying
my parents like this.
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Norville, thank you.
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Sincerely. You're an
incredible friend.
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[objects crashing]
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Oh, no! The serial killer
is here to finish the job!
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And it's all your fault
because you took too long
to get me my new report card!
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Sophie? What are
you doing here?
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In your rush to throw us out,
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Amanda's blanket
got left behind
and she can't sleep without it.
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-[switch clicks]
-[Diya] Throw you out?
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Wait, you lived here?
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Aman, did you have an affair
and a baby while I was...
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While I was... Wait,
what happened to me again?
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She's freaking out
and forgetting everything.
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Like when Al Pacino
tries to return to the stage.
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Mom, it's okay. Dad, uh,
didn't have an affair
and a baby.
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Then whose baby is that?
And why is she here?
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Because... Because...
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[clock ticking, becomes louder]
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The baby is mine. He's mine.
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-She.
-She's mine.
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Yours? What? Who's the father?
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And the only acceptable answer
is you sat on
a public toilet seat,
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which we've talked about.
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I didn't. But you'll
like the father.
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00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,352
It's, uh...
243
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,187
It's, uh...
244
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,147
It's a tale
as old as time, really.
245
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,400
See, the Archangel Gabriel
appeared before Velma
and announced--
246
00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:28,359
-Norville!
-[yells]
247
00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:29,735
The father is Norville.
248
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,530
-[gasps]
-[thuds]
249
00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,782
Why would you tell your mom
the baby is yours?
250
00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:37,326
She's already had
an unwanted baby in her life.
251
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,328
Because we have to
protect her memory,
252
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,706
and anything's better
than learning
your husband cheated on you
253
00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,124
the instant you were kidnapped.
254
00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:46,002
It wasn't the instant
she was kidnapped.
255
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,295
It was six weeks.
256
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,422
But why would you say
I'm the father?
257
00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,340
Or am I just having
my favorite recurring dream?
258
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,092
No, it's because moms love you.
259
00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,678
You're like
if Michael B. Jordan
had a baby with leggings.
260
00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,430
-[Diya] Velma?
-[Velma] She's waking up.
261
00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,515
Mom, what's my name?
How old are you?
262
00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:01,559
And how old do you
tell people you are?
263
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,019
Velma, I'm okay.
264
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,520
And we're gonna talk
about your baby in a second,
265
00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:06,230
but that's not
why I passed out.
266
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,025
It's because I was overcome
by another huge memory.
267
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,651
Was it where you
put the TV remote?
268
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,570
It's been two years
of living hell.
269
00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,698
No. I was in the basement
of Fred's house
before they moved in.
270
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:17,742
[spooky music playing]
271
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,039
But the lab entrance
was bricked up.
272
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,459
Fortunately,
Dr Perdue's journals
showed a secret way in.
273
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,418
[creaking]
274
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:33,174
-[bat screeching]
-[screaming]
275
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:36,886
So I tore its wings off
with my teeth
as a warning to the other bats.
276
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,179
[all exclaiming in disgust]
277
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,805
[sighs] And that's
all I remember.
278
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,391
But still, you had a memory.
Which means I'm right.
279
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,728
You like that I had a baby,
and that Norville's the father.
280
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,813
I don't like
that you had a baby.
281
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,067
But, even though Aman and I
had our problems,
282
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,110
it's better than him
having cheated on me.
283
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,863
And Norville does seem
like a great father.
284
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,740
[Norville in accent]
I'm a teddy bear.
285
00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,117
I'm named after
Theodore Roosevelt,
a wealthy demagogue
286
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,079
who massacred indigenous people
in the name of imperialism.
287
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,455
[coos]
288
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:09,043
But if Amanda is my
gorgeous granddaughter,
289
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:12,588
then why is that waitress
in my house?
290
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:15,091
Oh. Sophie's my boss
at Spooner's.
291
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,594
So we asked her
to watch Amanda while
you recovered your memory.
292
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:21,764
And I said, "Hell, no!
This is insane!
293
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,266
Are you people
out of your goddamn minds?"
294
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,185
So, Dad offered her money.
295
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,604
So much money.
296
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,897
[groans]
297
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,774
Thank you. But now
that the truth is out,
298
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,318
Velma and Norville
can look after
their daughter themselves.
299
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,195
-[Amanda cries]
-Like hell we can.
300
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:39,448
I mean, of course.
How hard can watching it be?
Right, Norville?
301
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,616
-[door closes]
-Norville?
302
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,284
-[engine revs]
-[tires screech]
303
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,994
Hey! You said
this was your dream!
304
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,746
Will you at least
chip in for college?
305
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,289
-[Amanda vocalizing]
-Ahhh!
306
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,792
[Sophie] I was also offered
a vacation to Bali.
307
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,461
Well, Sophie's got this.
Wanna see my report card?
308
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,464
[gurgling in sleep]
309
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,259
I know I should be
more upset about this,
but I'm not.
310
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,512
Well, there is a lot
of opportunity
for fugly babies these days.
311
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,431
Amanda could grow up
to be a meme.
312
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,642
No, it's just,
there's nothing better
than having a daughter.
313
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,519
You never stopped
looking for me.
314
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,646
I'm only alive because of you.
315
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:11,814
I love you, Mom.
316
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,608
I love you so much,
317
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,652
I'm gonna let Amanda
sleep in your room.
318
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:17,987
Nice try.
319
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,321
Just make sure Amanda
doesn't fall off the bed
320
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,698
the way you always did
at that age.
321
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:21,824
-What?
-Nothing.
322
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,159
Good night, girls.
323
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,037
[clock ticking]
324
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,790
[sighs] Okay.
This isn't that bad.
325
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,835
-[Amanda grunting]
-Huh?
326
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,003
[straining]
327
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,671
-Oh, God!
-[door opens]
328
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,173
-[trumpets play]
-[Amanda straining]
329
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,216
-[coos]
-Norville!
330
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,177
Where did you go?
You know I legally
331
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,721
can't be alone with a child
after I ate my health class
egg baby.
332
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,848
Sorry. Had to go
tell my parents
what we're doing.
333
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,683
My dad is very excited.
334
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:50,686
My mom, however,
wants me to transfer schools
and find better friends.
335
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:53,147
Can you believe that? Velma?
336
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,690
-[vocalizing]
-[snoring]
337
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,649
[thuds]
338
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,777
[Amanda crying]
339
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,029
[continues crying]
340
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,489
-[rattling]
-[Velma grunts]
341
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,782
-Velma, she's hungry.
-She's not hungry.
342
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,784
When I showed her my boobs,
she fainted.
343
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,453
She's just being a pill.
344
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,038
[gasps] Daphne?
345
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,624
Hey. I might be on the outs
with the Brains,
346
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,667
so I don't think
we can go to that party.
347
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,879
Oh. I don't care about that.
I just wanna be with you.
348
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,547
Mmm. Same.
349
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,383
Though in the ideal world
I'd have both
popularity and you.
350
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:25,221
Daphne! Velma told me
you're Amanda's godmother.
351
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,805
And to think, I always assumed
352
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,224
you'd be the one to get
knocked up first. [chuckles]
353
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,683
-What?
-Hey!
354
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,560
Save those judgment nuggets
for your grandbaby.
355
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,978
-Now give me a second.
-[door slams]
356
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,813
[sighs] Norville and I
are pretending
357
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,941
to be Amanda's parents
for the next 32 hours,
358
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,569
to help my mom remember
who took her and the Brains,
before he strikes again.
359
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,239
You're pretending
to be in a relationship?
360
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,115
[gasps] Wait! That's it!
361
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,451
That's how I can
be popular again!
362
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,369
Huh?
363
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,747
Freddie? Sweetie!
364
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:55,584
Daphne, that poor girl
you used to date,
is here to see you.
365
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,585
[water splashing]
366
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,671
Oh, no! Fred!
367
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,422
What happened?
368
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,633
-Don't tell me your father's
kinks are genetic.
-[coughing]
369
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:06,095
[grunts] No, I was practicing
getting swirlied,
370
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,972
and I must have passed out.
371
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:11,433
[sighs] I don't know
how much longer
I can take being unpopular.
372
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,394
How do network sitcoms
handle it?
373
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,938
By maintaining an undying faith
in looking backwards,
374
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,065
which is exactly
what we're gonna do.
375
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:21,277
I was thinking, we always got
more attention as a couple
than as individuals.
376
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,487
Like J.Lo and Ben,
or avocado and toast.
377
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,281
Or drinking and boats.
378
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:29,159
Exactly. So, I'm thinking
that if we faked
a dramatic public reunion,
379
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:32,079
we could capture
the hearts and minds
of the student body
380
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,497
and be popular again.
381
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,208
That is a very
good idea, Daphne.
382
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,294
I wish Fred were
a little more like you.
383
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,962
You mean poor? Gross.
384
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,964
["Batshit" playing]
385
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,887
Did Fred drive Daphne
to school?
386
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:52,182
I know they're social pariahs
right now, but this is
387
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,392
-huge.
-[clicks]
388
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,436
-[message alert beeping]
-[all murmuring]
389
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,313
Hmm.
390
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,399
Aw, she's so happy
with you guys.
391
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,902
And like they say, leave a baby
with whoever makes her smile.
392
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:04,987
-Bye.
-Mmm-mmm.
393
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:05,946
[sighs wearily]
394
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,616
-[slaps]
-[grunts]
395
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,825
-[all gasping]
-[cameras flashing]
396
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:10,743
[sighs]
397
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,162
I love their love.
398
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,622
[both grunting]
399
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,831
-[grunts]
-[buzzer sounds]
400
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,166
[crowd applauding]
401
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,917
-Where's Amanda?
-Who?
402
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,301
Pack it up. Tables are done.
403
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,183
-[thuds]
-[Norville grunts]
404
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,353
[gasps]
405
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,437
-[deep breathing]
-[electrical buzzing]
406
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,485
Ahhh!
407
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,112
[gasps]
408
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,697
-[music playing on laptop]
-[sighs in exasperation]
409
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,866
Velma, I'm sorry, but this
video of your talent show
410
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,494
isn't making me happy enough
to remember anything else.
411
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,746
-[1940's music playing]
-[kids booing]
412
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,457
[Velma] Oh, sorry,
Howie Mandel.
But don't worry.
413
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,210
I'm working on something
that will definitely
do the trick.
414
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,378
-Just hold tight.
-[phone beeps]
415
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,046
Velma, I changed your grades.
416
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,465
I agreed to be the fake father
of your fake baby.
417
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,510
But I will not compromise
my journalistic integrity
for you.
418
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,512
I refuse to print
this headline.
419
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,597
But my mom is so close
to remembering
420
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:17,101
who the serial killer is
and only has six hours left
to regain her memory.
421
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,395
Too bad. My best reporter,
Woo Jin,
422
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,480
just accidentally
named a source
in his life story,
423
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,774
and I fired his ass
with the harshest words I know.
424
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,734
Best of luck
with all your future endeavors.
425
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,695
Damn. From you, that's no joke.
426
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,405
But this headline could
be the difference
427
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,740
between making my mom
happy enough to remember
428
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,034
and the serial killer
taking a million more girls.
429
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,621
Me upstaging my cousins
is an intergenerational
slap in the face
430
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,416
to my mom's sisters, and that's
her number one dream.
431
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,793
[sighs] Fine, I'll do it.
432
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,087
But could you at least
change Amanda's diaper?
433
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,257
Wow. Way to take advantage
of someone at a low moment.
434
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,216
Classy.
435
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,010
[knocks at door]
436
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,512
Hello? Lamont?
437
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,889
Someone wants you
to change their diaper.
438
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,267
Hmm?
439
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,313
A welder's mask?
440
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,356
-[gasps]
-[Amanda cries]
441
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,191
-Hello, Velma.
-[gasps]
442
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,569
Has your mother
regained her memory yet?
443
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,987
[screaming]
444
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,910
[Lamont] Norville,
what are you doing?
445
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,954
Your mother's about
to steal all of your green.
446
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,292
And if I do,
will this stupid land
finally be settled?
447
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,002
Please say it will be settled.
448
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,712
Sorry. I'm worried about Velma.
449
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,547
I haven't heard from her
since this afternoon.
450
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,258
Huh. I wonder
where she could be.
451
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,093
-[explosion]
-[all exclaiming]
452
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,303
-Ahhh!
-Oh, no!
453
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,597
-Freeze, Lamont!
-Dad, what's going on?
454
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,807
Wait. Is this a prank?
455
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,393
[chuckles] Like when
the seniors beat me up?
456
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,979
-[all chuckling]
-I wish, but no.
457
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:45,314
-[guns clicking]
-Care to explain
458
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,191
what this was doing
in your desk?
459
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,984
My welder's mask.
460
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,527
Dad, you didn't.
461
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,154
I did, son.
462
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,614
Guilty as charged.
463
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,907
[gasps]
464
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,409
I handcrafted you
a sword for your birthday.
465
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,412
Case closed. Wait, what?
Today's your birthday?
466
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,873
Yes. And my dad
isn't the serial killer.
467
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,209
He only has a welder's mask
because he made me a sword
468
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,835
like I've been begging him to.
469
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,923
Oh, please. That could
just be a cover story.
470
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,717
Oh, yeah.
No, he definitely made that.
471
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,302
[all groaning]
472
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,387
Okay, well, this is starting
to look like a false alarm.
473
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,807
Thankfully, the damage
isn't too bad.
474
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,475
[explosion]
475
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,854
[Victoria] Wow, Daphne.
476
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,065
Disembodied brains are
attending your high school,
477
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,858
and the serial killer
is still out there,
478
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,820
but hashtag Fraphne
is the top trending story.
479
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,030
And listen to this text
I just got from Brenda.
480
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,532
"Hey, girlie.
481
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,659
Hope you and Fred can make it
to our party tonight.
482
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:42,120
No hard feelings. Remember,
I'm literally heartless."
483
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,791
Oh, it worked.
We're officially popular again.
484
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:49,294
[sighs] I can't ever
repay you, so I won't.
485
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,463
That's fine.
It'll be repayment enough
486
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,048
to see Brenda's amygdala shake
487
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:56,385
when Velma and I steal the show
by arriving as a couple.
488
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,928
What? You and Velma?
489
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,639
But everyone is expecting us
to go together.
490
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,724
But we can't pretend
to date forever.
491
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,061
I'm already one conversation
about affirmative action
away from killing you.
492
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:08,438
I'm just saying,
if white people are now
493
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,565
the minorities on camp--
494
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,233
-[zapping]
-Whoa!
495
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,570
Daphne, as much as it shocks me
to say this, Fred is right.
496
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,780
People expect you
to go together,
497
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,448
and it's not forever.
498
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,659
Just until
you're popular enough
to do whatever you want,
499
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,995
like a homophobic
chicken sandwich chain.
500
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,748
Smart girl.
501
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,917
Which reminds me,
would you ever consider
502
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,587
interning for me at
Jones Gentlemen's Accessories?
503
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,255
If you can make Fred popular,
504
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,258
I'd love to see
what you could do
with a $90 headband.
505
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,843
Really? Oh, my God, yes.
506
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,221
And call me crazy,
but make the headband tiny.
507
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,931
Now it's for dogs.
You're welcome.
508
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,976
Brilliant. But keep this
between us for now.
509
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:50,898
Not everyone in the company
is as receptive
to outside ideas as I am.
510
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,149
[grunts]
511
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,944
-[crashes]
-[Amanda coos]
512
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,988
[Velma] I am so sorry
about your house.
513
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:02,117
And you should absolutely
place the blame where it's due.
The police.
514
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,202
I don't care
about my house, Velma!
515
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:08,415
I care that you accused my dad
of being a serial killer
without even telling me.
516
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,209
I know, but I saw
the welder's mask
and freaked out.
517
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,670
And I wanted you
to finish the headline
about me for the paper.
518
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,173
Which, did you?
'Cause I couldn't help
but notice
519
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,466
you had time for a board game.
520
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,800
This is unbelievable.
521
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,553
I put you above
everything in my life.
522
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,639
But I draw the line
at my family.
523
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,390
If our situations
were reversed,
524
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,476
you'd have left me for dead
after my first hallucination.
525
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,811
But I was worried my mom
wouldn't recover her memory.
526
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,271
-[clock ticking]
-She only has an hour before--
527
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,148
Yeah, I don't care!
You're a bad friend.
528
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,108
And you look terrible
in orange.
529
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,153
Norville, please.
You say that every time
I mistake dwarves and elves.
530
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:42,824
An elf is a luminous spirit,
and a dwarf is a hairy oaf.
531
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,744
But most importantly,
they are not friends.
532
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,537
And neither are we.
533
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:52,793
Best of luck in all
your future endeavors,
Wilhelmina.
534
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,087
[door slams]
535
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,964
[creaks, closes]
536
00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,175
Amanda, I don't think
he's kidding.
537
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,635
Amanda? [gasps]
538
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,054
-Oh, God!
-[Amanda exclaiming]
539
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,764
[gasps] Amanda! Come back!
540
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,182
-[gurgling happily]
-Seriously!
541
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:09,184
-Stop, Amanda.
-[cars whooshing]
542
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,560
-[man] Watch out!
-[car honks]
543
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,062
-[cars honk]
-[woman] Hey, that's how
544
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,397
-I got my baby to nap, too.
-[horn blaring]
545
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,773
-Amanda, please!
-[glass shattering]
546
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,191
-[crashes]
-If you stop rolling,
547
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,651
I'll stop trying to sell you
on the dark web.
548
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,652
-[horn blaring]
-[vocalizing happily]
549
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,572
Oh, phew.
550
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,824
-[creaks]
-[crashes]
551
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,450
-[screaming]
-[objects shattering]
552
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,329
-[gurgling]
-Ahhh!
553
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,664
[alarm blaring]
554
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,499
[soft romantic music playing]
555
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,341
[crowd applauding]
556
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,552
[Brenda] Aw, look at
the happy couple.
557
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,554
-Aren't they so...
-[all] Happy.
558
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,055
[Brenda] Exactly. Happy.
559
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,890
Or are you just faking it
to be popular?
560
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:49,933
-[all gasp]
-Wait, what?
561
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,476
-Did you know?
-What?
562
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,229
No. [hesitating]
We're a happy couple.
563
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:57,232
-Tell 'em, Daph.
-Yeah, we love each other.
564
00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:58,775
[Brenda] Great. Then prove it.
565
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,902
-Kiss.
-[crowd] Whoo!
566
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:01,945
-[Fred groans]
-[Daphne sighs]
567
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,447
[mumbles nervously] Kiss?
568
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,616
[Brenda] Or all your popularity
goes away forever.
569
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,577
Yeah, sure. Easy.
570
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,870
[Fred] Mmm.
571
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,163
[all] Aw!
572
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,708
What the actual hell?
573
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,376
Velma? What are you doing here?
574
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,295
Amanda rolled here
to find her mom.
575
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:19,546
-[Diya] Her mom?
-[gasps]
576
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,089
Velma, what are
you talking about?
577
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,216
Mom? What are you doing here?
578
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,178
The Brains invited us
when they learned your mom
was in the caves with them.
579
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:29,389
[Krista] And T-B-H,
we thought she'd be cool
and order us alcohol.
580
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,891
Velma, what's going on?
581
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,684
Uh, nothing. I just thought
582
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,187
taking a little spin
on the dance floor
with your granddaughter,
583
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,522
might give you
the happiness nudge
you needed to--
584
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,732
-[suckling]
-Sophie, what the hell?
585
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,067
-Huh?
-[Amanda suckling]
586
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,277
[alarm beeping]
587
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,987
-[gasps]
-[Aman] Velma,
588
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,447
the 72 hours are up.
589
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,366
She didn't remember
who took her and the Brains.
590
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,743
We have to tell her the truth.
591
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,079
No need. I think
I figured it out.
592
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:55,457
You did have an affair, Aman,
while I was kidnapped.
593
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,000
-And a child.
-Yes.
594
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,127
But for what it's worth,
both of those things
595
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,838
only happened after
Sophie and I fell in love.
596
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,884
I'll stop talking.
597
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,427
Mom, I'm sorry we lied,
598
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,679
but we had to try
to help you remember.
599
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,975
But... I do.
600
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,310
[gasps]
601
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,021
Oh, my God, I do remember
who the serial killer is.
602
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,147
What? How?
603
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,440
I don't know.
604
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,109
Maybe I'm relieved
to finally be freed
605
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,277
from my loveless and sexually
unfulfilling marriage.
606
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,654
-Rude.
-[Velma] Stop!
607
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,614
I wasn't asking
for an actual explanation.
608
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,324
Just say who
the serial killer is.
609
00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:30,992
Of course. It's...
610
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,410
-[all gasp]
-[Diya] It's...
611
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,620
[both gasp]
612
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:34,538
It's...
613
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,166
[theme music playing]
614
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,719
[suspenseful music playing]
615
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,061
[gasps] It's me.
616
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,065
[Krista] Okay, you are so
ordering us alcohol now.
617
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,694
[theme music playing]