1 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,424 [Velma] Previously on Velma... 2 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,134 Brains, where's my mom? 3 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:11,720 Indian woman. Lots of opinions on weight and personal hygiene. 4 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:15,557 [Brenda] The only person we've seen is that freak in the welder's mask. 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:19,352 Leave the brains. They wouldn't save you. Trust me! 6 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,937 [Velma] The police found my mom's car 7 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:23,565 abandoned and empty, except for her glasses, 8 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:26,651 and a single wrapped gift for me. 9 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:29,070 In that case, I will happily go with you, Fred. 10 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,489 -Yes! -But, Daphne! 11 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,950 Are Fred and Daphne back together? 12 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:36,453 Maybe it's time we tried being girlfriends. 13 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:39,581 Girlfriends? Seriously? 14 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,041 Mom, you still haven't told me who did this. 15 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,334 Who took you? 16 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,627 I... 17 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,962 I can't remember. 18 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,845 [ambulance siren blaring] 19 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,806 My butt looks amazing. Hopefully, this time, 20 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,683 nothing causes my implants to come out-- 21 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,268 -[door opens] -[grunts] 22 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:01,978 [Velma] So, after two years of searching, 23 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:03,855 I had finally found my mom. 24 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,523 They didn't come out. Nice! 25 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,066 -[door opens] -[grunts] 26 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,902 [Velma] There was just one tiny problem. 27 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:11,654 Mom, you don't remember who took you and the hot girls 28 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:12,906 because you have amnesia? 29 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,657 Oh, is that what the doctor said? 30 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,201 -[gasps] -Kidding. 31 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,328 Amnesia joke, which I can make because I have it. 32 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,163 But amnesia's curable, right Doc? 33 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,873 All we need is a ladder and a coconut. 34 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:24,000 99% of the time, yes. 35 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:27,462 Hey, no offense, but can we just let the actual doctor explain? 36 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,715 Just being a white guy with a clipboard doesn't cut it anymore. 37 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,218 Sorry, your insurance only covered the diagnosis 38 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:34,844 -and the applesauce. -[sighs] 39 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,513 Now, according to your mother's chart, 40 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,015 she's constructed a sort of mental wall 41 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:40,683 to block out the past two years. 42 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,937 If Diya's memories do return, it will be within 72 hours. 43 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,563 After that, they're gone forever. 44 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,732 -[all] Gone forever? -Gone forever? 45 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,359 Oh, sorry. Can we try that again? 46 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,778 Now, the good news is, if you can keep Diya happy, 47 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,280 her memory should come back within that time frame. 48 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:57,492 So my mom can't get upset for the next 72 hours? 49 00:01:57,575 --> 00:02:01,162 That's a lot of lying, but thankfully, I'm damn good at it. [chuckles] 50 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,623 Great. Now, have there been any changes at home 51 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,083 your mother might find upsetting? 52 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,876 Uh, hmm. Changes at home? 53 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,753 Nah, their marriage is strong as ever. 54 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,964 Aman, why is the Spooner's waitress, 55 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,465 who used to flirt with you, here? 56 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,883 You didn't tell her? 57 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,469 Oh, uh, we just found someone no one likes 58 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,929 -in case you needed an organ. -[grunts] 59 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:19,138 -But you don't, so-- -Ahhh. 60 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,306 Bye. 61 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,933 -[dramatic music playing] -[clock ticking] 62 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,228 [theme music playing] 63 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,149 [Velma] Okay. My mom has 71 hours 64 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,609 to restore her memory and identify the serial killer. 65 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,988 So we need to turn this spotless and well-loved dream home 66 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,907 back into the normal person dump she remembers ASAP. 67 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,535 Fine. Thank God, I have my inspirational pillows 68 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:42,412 to keep me sane during all of this. 69 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,831 "Breathe. Keep calm and carry wine. 70 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:47,917 You're not an alcoholic. You're a mom." 71 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,127 Ah, there's no time for this. 72 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,795 My mom is almost home. [grunts] 73 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,923 [slurps] 74 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,134 ♪ Yeah, here we go again Making up an evil plan ♪ 75 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,303 ♪ Wiping my dirty hands clean ♪ 76 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:01,264 -You're taking too long! -Ahhh! 77 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,266 ♪ Everything is going great ♪ 78 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,936 So long, stupid child proofing. 79 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,438 -[electrical buzzing] -Ahhh! 80 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:09,522 -[thuds] -Ow! 81 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,608 Perfect. 82 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,902 -[clock ticking] -[liquid splashing] 83 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,320 Daphne, what are you doing? 84 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,905 You have to put your back into it, 85 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,698 if we're gonna make this place smell like my mom. 86 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,783 Sorry, it's just... Look. 87 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,119 I know now is not about me, 88 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:24,954 but it's just been hard to concentrate 89 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,832 since you said we should try being girlfriends in the caves. 90 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,876 -Were you serious? -Uh, yes! 91 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:32,629 Unless you don't want to. In which case... As if, bitch. 92 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,005 No, I do! 93 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:35,506 In fact, the Brains are throwing themselves 94 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,300 a welcome home party this weekend, 95 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,802 and I was thinking we could dramatically upstage them 96 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,304 by going as a couple. 97 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:43,848 That sounds amazing, but will I even be invited? 98 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,308 Since being rescued from the caves, 99 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,143 the Brains are more popular than ever. 100 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:49,812 Okay, fam. Today's Steal Her Style 101 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,856 is Brenda, Krista and Lola. 102 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,983 So, for this, you're gonna need a jar, 103 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,735 some goo, and a saw. 104 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,278 [sawing] 105 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,948 Velma, it's fine. I'm popular enough for both of us. 106 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,951 You just relax and heavily medicated trophy-wife it. 107 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,453 [magical chiming] 108 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,038 -[car door slams] -Ahhh! My mom is home! 109 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,331 -Ahhh! -[splashes] 110 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,249 -[door slams] -[slurps] 111 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,252 It's so weird, you remember Sophie, the flirty Spooner's waitress, 112 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,504 but not who kidnapped you. 113 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,964 As weird as you remembering her name, 114 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,465 but not where you put your wedding ring? 115 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,258 -Uh-- -Welcome home, Mom. 116 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,010 I'm home. 117 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,470 -Hmm. -[Velma gasps] 118 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:24,180 What's the matter? Did you forget we're poor? 119 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,599 No, I can't really see anything. 120 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,685 Of course, because I have your glasses. 121 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,979 They fell off in your car the night you were taken. 122 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,397 Here are your old ones to wear. 123 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,649 Uh... 124 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:37,527 Oh, I thought I'd keep the nice ones. Kind of my thing now. 125 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,279 [sighs, gasps] I just remembered something! 126 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,323 Hmm. 127 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,202 [gasps] 128 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,579 It was while I was deciding to buy these frames 129 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,040 that I first learned about Dr. Edna Perdue. 130 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,208 Oh, my God, it's working. 131 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:53,501 Your memory is coming back. 132 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,336 Does that mean you remember this too? 133 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,296 Yes. 134 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,424 Oh, that's the present you forced me to buy you because you ruined Christmas, 135 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,884 solving one of your mysteries, right? 136 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,553 Wait. Were you annoying back then? 137 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,346 Uh, no, false memory. 138 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,349 Still, I swore I wouldn't open it until I found you. 139 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,561 Which means... Please don't be a puppy. 140 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,233 Oh. Red Mary Janes. Perfect. 141 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:20,570 I'm glad I waited this long and put so much expectation on it. 142 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,531 Stop. You were a little girl when I bought those. 143 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,199 [sighs] 144 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,161 You grew up while I was kidnapped, and I missed it all. 145 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:31,122 [sighs] Everything has changed. 146 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,374 Wait, why did I buy those glasses again? 147 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,922 Velma! She's getting upset, and losing her memories. 148 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,549 Quick! Make her feel good 149 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:43,217 by telling her she's more attractive than her sister. 150 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,844 Mom, it's okay. 151 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,888 I may be older, but I'm still the same old Velma. 152 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,932 I didn't offer to load the dishwasher once while you were gone. 153 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,517 So I haven't ruined your life? 154 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,270 Your grades didn't suffer? You're still valedictorian? 155 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:55,354 Uh... 156 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:03,946 -Yep. -[Diya] Oh, good. 157 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,782 Bring me your report cards. 158 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,867 I'm sure the happiness I feel will help me remember everything, 159 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,078 and we'll finally catch the serial killer. 160 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:10,995 [gulps] 161 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,455 [school bell rings] 162 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,457 [indistinct chatter] 163 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,459 [Krista] Hey, is anyone else gonna contour their cerebellum for our party? 164 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,795 Hey, girlies. [snaps fingers] 165 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,713 I'm excited for the party. 166 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,800 What's going on? Why are you icing me out? 167 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,511 [Krista] Uh, because you tried to leave us for dead in the mines. 168 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,388 Your popularity is officially revoked, Daphne. 169 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:33,309 Please update your status to "loser" across all social platforms. 170 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,061 What? You can't be serious. 171 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:40,483 Update your status to "loser" across all social platforms. 172 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:41,484 -[Daphne sighs] -[crowd gasps] 173 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,152 This is so stupid. 174 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,862 Oh, my God. Daphne's out. 175 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,156 Welcome to exile. 176 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,617 I'm out for two timing the Brains in the caves. 177 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,829 Even the girl who pretends to be a cat won't talk to me anymore. 178 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,497 [hisses] 179 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:57,583 [scoffing] Please. Those girls don't decide if I'm popular. 180 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,669 Society's obsession with looks does. 181 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,212 -[hawking, spitting] -[smacks] 182 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,172 Not cool, Muffin. 183 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,590 [dramatic music playing] 184 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:06,968 Whoa! 185 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:08,803 Norville! I need your help. 186 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,430 Not now, Velma! [grunts] This is for the state championship. 187 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,559 Really? It's not the entertainment at a Virgin Convention? 188 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,352 That's tomorrow. [grunts] 189 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,312 Just tell me what you need. 190 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,857 I'm running out of time for my mom to remember who the serial killer is. 191 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,151 So I need you to break in to your mom's office, 192 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,820 change my grades and print me a new report card. 193 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,029 -Wait, what? -[clangs] 194 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,489 -[buzzer sounds] -[opponent cheers] 195 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,116 -[trumpets sound] -So, are you done now? 196 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,201 -[crowd applauding] -Can you do it? 197 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,494 [indistinct conversation] 198 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,580 [Daphne] Phew, they saved me my seat. 199 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,248 I knew those bitches needed me. 200 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,541 -[clunks] -Keep walking. 201 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:39,792 -[all laughing] -[Brains] Aw! 202 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,044 Whatever. Watch this. 203 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,547 Hi, boys. Mind if I... [gasps] 204 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:51,053 Oh, God! But the only seat is at the table by the garbage. 205 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,680 -[mumbling] Daphne, stop! -[bees buzzing] 206 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,808 Any movement will upset the garbage bees. 207 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,561 My only hope is to be accepted as their queen. 208 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:02,148 But the only other place to sit is out in the sun! I'll freckle! 209 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,232 -[sizzling] -Ahhh! 210 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,067 The Brains can't do this to us! 211 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,360 They already have. 212 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,654 [Krista] Incoming, losers. 213 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:09,947 -[yelps] Ahhh! -[thuds] 214 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,574 -[buzzing angrily] -Ahhh! 215 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,993 Ahhh! Ooh, ooh! Ahhh! 216 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,537 Here's your fake report card. 217 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,706 I can't believe I'm defying my parents like this. 218 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:19,999 Norville, thank you. 219 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,585 Sincerely. You're an incredible friend. 220 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,170 [objects crashing] 221 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,380 Oh, no! The serial killer is here to finish the job! 222 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,967 And it's all your fault because you took too long to get me my new report card! 223 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,971 Sophie? What are you doing here? 224 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,848 In your rush to throw us out, 225 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,850 Amanda's blanket got left behind and she can't sleep without it. 226 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,268 -[switch clicks] -[Diya] Throw you out? 227 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,021 Wait, you lived here? 228 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:46,609 Aman, did you have an affair and a baby while I was... 229 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,487 While I was... Wait, what happened to me again? 230 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,155 She's freaking out and forgetting everything. 231 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,616 Like when Al Pacino tries to return to the stage. 232 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:57,662 Mom, it's okay. Dad, uh, didn't have an affair and a baby. 233 00:08:57,745 --> 00:09:00,581 Then whose baby is that? And why is she here? 234 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,833 Because... Because... 235 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,044 [clock ticking, becomes louder] 236 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,674 The baby is mine. He's mine. 237 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:10,800 -She. -She's mine. 238 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,718 Yours? What? Who's the father? 239 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:16,097 And the only acceptable answer is you sat on a public toilet seat, 240 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,807 which we've talked about. 241 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,101 I didn't. But you'll like the father. 242 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,352 It's, uh... 243 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,187 It's, uh... 244 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,147 It's a tale as old as time, really. 245 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,400 See, the Archangel Gabriel appeared before Velma and announced-- 246 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:28,359 -Norville! -[yells] 247 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:29,735 The father is Norville. 248 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,530 -[gasps] -[thuds] 249 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,782 Why would you tell your mom the baby is yours? 250 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:37,326 She's already had an unwanted baby in her life. 251 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,328 Because we have to protect her memory, 252 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,706 and anything's better than learning your husband cheated on you 253 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,124 the instant you were kidnapped. 254 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:46,002 It wasn't the instant she was kidnapped. 255 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,295 It was six weeks. 256 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,422 But why would you say I'm the father? 257 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,340 Or am I just having my favorite recurring dream? 258 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,092 No, it's because moms love you. 259 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,678 You're like if Michael B. Jordan had a baby with leggings. 260 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,430 -[Diya] Velma? -[Velma] She's waking up. 261 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,515 Mom, what's my name? How old are you? 262 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:01,559 And how old do you tell people you are? 263 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,019 Velma, I'm okay. 264 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,520 And we're gonna talk about your baby in a second, 265 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:06,230 but that's not why I passed out. 266 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,025 It's because I was overcome by another huge memory. 267 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,651 Was it where you put the TV remote? 268 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,570 It's been two years of living hell. 269 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,698 No. I was in the basement of Fred's house before they moved in. 270 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:17,742 [spooky music playing] 271 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,039 But the lab entrance was bricked up. 272 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,459 Fortunately, Dr Perdue's journals showed a secret way in. 273 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,418 [creaking] 274 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:33,174 -[bat screeching] -[screaming] 275 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:36,886 So I tore its wings off with my teeth as a warning to the other bats. 276 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,179 [all exclaiming in disgust] 277 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,805 [sighs] And that's all I remember. 278 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,391 But still, you had a memory. Which means I'm right. 279 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,728 You like that I had a baby, and that Norville's the father. 280 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,813 I don't like that you had a baby. 281 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,067 But, even though Aman and I had our problems, 282 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,110 it's better than him having cheated on me. 283 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,863 And Norville does seem like a great father. 284 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,740 [Norville in accent] I'm a teddy bear. 285 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,117 I'm named after Theodore Roosevelt, a wealthy demagogue 286 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,079 who massacred indigenous people in the name of imperialism. 287 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,455 [coos] 288 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:09,043 But if Amanda is my gorgeous granddaughter, 289 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:12,588 then why is that waitress in my house? 290 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:15,091 Oh. Sophie's my boss at Spooner's. 291 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:18,594 So we asked her to watch Amanda while you recovered your memory. 292 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:21,764 And I said, "Hell, no! This is insane! 293 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,266 Are you people out of your goddamn minds?" 294 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,185 So, Dad offered her money. 295 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,604 So much money. 296 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,897 [groans] 297 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,774 Thank you. But now that the truth is out, 298 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,318 Velma and Norville can look after their daughter themselves. 299 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,195 -[Amanda cries] -Like hell we can. 300 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:39,448 I mean, of course. How hard can watching it be? Right, Norville? 301 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,616 -[door closes] -Norville? 302 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,284 -[engine revs] -[tires screech] 303 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,994 Hey! You said this was your dream! 304 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,746 Will you at least chip in for college? 305 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,289 -[Amanda vocalizing] -Ahhh! 306 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,792 [Sophie] I was also offered a vacation to Bali. 307 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,461 Well, Sophie's got this. Wanna see my report card? 308 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,464 [gurgling in sleep] 309 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,259 I know I should be more upset about this, but I'm not. 310 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,512 Well, there is a lot of opportunity for fugly babies these days. 311 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,431 Amanda could grow up to be a meme. 312 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,642 No, it's just, there's nothing better than having a daughter. 313 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,519 You never stopped looking for me. 314 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,646 I'm only alive because of you. 315 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:11,814 I love you, Mom. 316 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,608 I love you so much, 317 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,652 I'm gonna let Amanda sleep in your room. 318 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:17,987 Nice try. 319 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,321 Just make sure Amanda doesn't fall off the bed 320 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,698 the way you always did at that age. 321 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:21,824 -What? -Nothing. 322 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,159 Good night, girls. 323 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,037 [clock ticking] 324 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,790 [sighs] Okay. This isn't that bad. 325 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,835 -[Amanda grunting] -Huh? 326 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,003 [straining] 327 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,671 -Oh, God! -[door opens] 328 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,173 -[trumpets play] -[Amanda straining] 329 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,216 -[coos] -Norville! 330 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,177 Where did you go? You know I legally 331 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,721 can't be alone with a child after I ate my health class egg baby. 332 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,848 Sorry. Had to go tell my parents what we're doing. 333 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,683 My dad is very excited. 334 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:50,686 My mom, however, wants me to transfer schools and find better friends. 335 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:53,147 Can you believe that? Velma? 336 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,690 -[vocalizing] -[snoring] 337 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,649 [thuds] 338 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,777 [Amanda crying] 339 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,029 [continues crying] 340 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,489 -[rattling] -[Velma grunts] 341 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,782 -Velma, she's hungry. -She's not hungry. 342 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,784 When I showed her my boobs, she fainted. 343 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,453 She's just being a pill. 344 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,038 [gasps] Daphne? 345 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,624 Hey. I might be on the outs with the Brains, 346 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,667 so I don't think we can go to that party. 347 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,879 Oh. I don't care about that. I just wanna be with you. 348 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,547 Mmm. Same. 349 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,383 Though in the ideal world I'd have both popularity and you. 350 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:25,221 Daphne! Velma told me you're Amanda's godmother. 351 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,805 And to think, I always assumed 352 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,224 you'd be the one to get knocked up first. [chuckles] 353 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,683 -What? -Hey! 354 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,560 Save those judgment nuggets for your grandbaby. 355 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,978 -Now give me a second. -[door slams] 356 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,813 [sighs] Norville and I are pretending 357 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,941 to be Amanda's parents for the next 32 hours, 358 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,569 to help my mom remember who took her and the Brains, before he strikes again. 359 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,239 You're pretending to be in a relationship? 360 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,115 [gasps] Wait! That's it! 361 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,451 That's how I can be popular again! 362 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,369 Huh? 363 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,747 Freddie? Sweetie! 364 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:55,584 Daphne, that poor girl you used to date, is here to see you. 365 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,585 [water splashing] 366 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,671 Oh, no! Fred! 367 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,422 What happened? 368 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,633 -Don't tell me your father's kinks are genetic. -[coughing] 369 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:06,095 [grunts] No, I was practicing getting swirlied, 370 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,972 and I must have passed out. 371 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:11,433 [sighs] I don't know how much longer I can take being unpopular. 372 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,394 How do network sitcoms handle it? 373 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,938 By maintaining an undying faith in looking backwards, 374 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,065 which is exactly what we're gonna do. 375 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:21,277 I was thinking, we always got more attention as a couple than as individuals. 376 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,487 Like J.Lo and Ben, or avocado and toast. 377 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,281 Or drinking and boats. 378 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:29,159 Exactly. So, I'm thinking that if we faked a dramatic public reunion, 379 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:32,079 we could capture the hearts and minds of the student body 380 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,497 and be popular again. 381 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,208 That is a very good idea, Daphne. 382 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,294 I wish Fred were a little more like you. 383 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,962 You mean poor? Gross. 384 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,964 ["Batshit" playing] 385 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,887 Did Fred drive Daphne to school? 386 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:52,182 I know they're social pariahs right now, but this is 387 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,392 -huge. -[clicks] 388 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,436 -[message alert beeping] -[all murmuring] 389 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,313 Hmm. 390 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,399 Aw, she's so happy with you guys. 391 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,902 And like they say, leave a baby with whoever makes her smile. 392 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:04,987 -Bye. -Mmm-mmm. 393 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:05,946 [sighs wearily] 394 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,616 -[slaps] -[grunts] 395 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,825 -[all gasping] -[cameras flashing] 396 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:10,743 [sighs] 397 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,162 I love their love. 398 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,622 [both grunting] 399 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,831 -[grunts] -[buzzer sounds] 400 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,166 [crowd applauding] 401 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,917 -Where's Amanda? -Who? 402 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,301 Pack it up. Tables are done. 403 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,183 -[thuds] -[Norville grunts] 404 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,353 [gasps] 405 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,437 -[deep breathing] -[electrical buzzing] 406 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,485 Ahhh! 407 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,112 [gasps] 408 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,697 -[music playing on laptop] -[sighs in exasperation] 409 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,866 Velma, I'm sorry, but this video of your talent show 410 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,494 isn't making me happy enough to remember anything else. 411 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,746 -[1940's music playing] -[kids booing] 412 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,457 [Velma] Oh, sorry, Howie Mandel. But don't worry. 413 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,210 I'm working on something that will definitely do the trick. 414 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,378 -Just hold tight. -[phone beeps] 415 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,046 Velma, I changed your grades. 416 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,465 I agreed to be the fake father of your fake baby. 417 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,510 But I will not compromise my journalistic integrity for you. 418 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,512 I refuse to print this headline. 419 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,597 But my mom is so close to remembering 420 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:17,101 who the serial killer is and only has six hours left to regain her memory. 421 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,395 Too bad. My best reporter, Woo Jin, 422 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,480 just accidentally named a source in his life story, 423 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,774 and I fired his ass with the harshest words I know. 424 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,734 Best of luck with all your future endeavors. 425 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,695 Damn. From you, that's no joke. 426 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,405 But this headline could be the difference 427 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,740 between making my mom happy enough to remember 428 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,034 and the serial killer taking a million more girls. 429 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,621 Me upstaging my cousins is an intergenerational slap in the face 430 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,416 to my mom's sisters, and that's her number one dream. 431 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,793 [sighs] Fine, I'll do it. 432 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,087 But could you at least change Amanda's diaper? 433 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,257 Wow. Way to take advantage of someone at a low moment. 434 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,216 Classy. 435 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,010 [knocks at door] 436 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,512 Hello? Lamont? 437 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,889 Someone wants you to change their diaper. 438 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,267 Hmm? 439 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,313 A welder's mask? 440 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,356 -[gasps] -[Amanda cries] 441 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,191 -Hello, Velma. -[gasps] 442 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,569 Has your mother regained her memory yet? 443 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,987 [screaming] 444 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,910 [Lamont] Norville, what are you doing? 445 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,954 Your mother's about to steal all of your green. 446 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,292 And if I do, will this stupid land finally be settled? 447 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,002 Please say it will be settled. 448 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,712 Sorry. I'm worried about Velma. 449 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,547 I haven't heard from her since this afternoon. 450 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,258 Huh. I wonder where she could be. 451 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,093 -[explosion] -[all exclaiming] 452 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,303 -Ahhh! -Oh, no! 453 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,597 -Freeze, Lamont! -Dad, what's going on? 454 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,807 Wait. Is this a prank? 455 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,393 [chuckles] Like when the seniors beat me up? 456 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,979 -[all chuckling] -I wish, but no. 457 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:45,314 -[guns clicking] -Care to explain 458 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,191 what this was doing in your desk? 459 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,984 My welder's mask. 460 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,527 Dad, you didn't. 461 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,154 I did, son. 462 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,614 Guilty as charged. 463 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,907 [gasps] 464 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,409 I handcrafted you a sword for your birthday. 465 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,412 Case closed. Wait, what? Today's your birthday? 466 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,873 Yes. And my dad isn't the serial killer. 467 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,209 He only has a welder's mask because he made me a sword 468 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,835 like I've been begging him to. 469 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,923 Oh, please. That could just be a cover story. 470 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,717 Oh, yeah. No, he definitely made that. 471 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,302 [all groaning] 472 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,387 Okay, well, this is starting to look like a false alarm. 473 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,807 Thankfully, the damage isn't too bad. 474 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,475 [explosion] 475 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,854 [Victoria] Wow, Daphne. 476 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,065 Disembodied brains are attending your high school, 477 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,858 and the serial killer is still out there, 478 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,820 but hashtag Fraphne is the top trending story. 479 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,030 And listen to this text I just got from Brenda. 480 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,532 "Hey, girlie. 481 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,659 Hope you and Fred can make it to our party tonight. 482 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:42,120 No hard feelings. Remember, I'm literally heartless." 483 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,791 Oh, it worked. We're officially popular again. 484 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:49,294 [sighs] I can't ever repay you, so I won't. 485 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,463 That's fine. It'll be repayment enough 486 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,048 to see Brenda's amygdala shake 487 00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:56,385 when Velma and I steal the show by arriving as a couple. 488 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,928 What? You and Velma? 489 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,639 But everyone is expecting us to go together. 490 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,724 But we can't pretend to date forever. 491 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,061 I'm already one conversation about affirmative action away from killing you. 492 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:08,438 I'm just saying, if white people are now 493 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,565 the minorities on camp-- 494 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,233 -[zapping] -Whoa! 495 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,570 Daphne, as much as it shocks me to say this, Fred is right. 496 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,780 People expect you to go together, 497 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,448 and it's not forever. 498 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,659 Just until you're popular enough to do whatever you want, 499 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,995 like a homophobic chicken sandwich chain. 500 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,748 Smart girl. 501 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,917 Which reminds me, would you ever consider 502 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,587 interning for me at Jones Gentlemen's Accessories? 503 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,255 If you can make Fred popular, 504 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,258 I'd love to see what you could do with a $90 headband. 505 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,843 Really? Oh, my God, yes. 506 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,221 And call me crazy, but make the headband tiny. 507 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,931 Now it's for dogs. You're welcome. 508 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,976 Brilliant. But keep this between us for now. 509 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:50,898 Not everyone in the company is as receptive to outside ideas as I am. 510 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,149 [grunts] 511 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,944 -[crashes] -[Amanda coos] 512 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,988 [Velma] I am so sorry about your house. 513 00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:02,117 And you should absolutely place the blame where it's due. The police. 514 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,202 I don't care about my house, Velma! 515 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:08,415 I care that you accused my dad of being a serial killer without even telling me. 516 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,209 I know, but I saw the welder's mask and freaked out. 517 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,670 And I wanted you to finish the headline about me for the paper. 518 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,173 Which, did you? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice 519 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,466 you had time for a board game. 520 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,800 This is unbelievable. 521 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,553 I put you above everything in my life. 522 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,639 But I draw the line at my family. 523 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,390 If our situations were reversed, 524 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,476 you'd have left me for dead after my first hallucination. 525 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,811 But I was worried my mom wouldn't recover her memory. 526 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,271 -[clock ticking] -She only has an hour before-- 527 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,148 Yeah, I don't care! You're a bad friend. 528 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,108 And you look terrible in orange. 529 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,153 Norville, please. You say that every time I mistake dwarves and elves. 530 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:42,824 An elf is a luminous spirit, and a dwarf is a hairy oaf. 531 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,744 But most importantly, they are not friends. 532 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,537 And neither are we. 533 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:52,793 Best of luck in all your future endeavors, Wilhelmina. 534 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,087 [door slams] 535 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,964 [creaks, closes] 536 00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,175 Amanda, I don't think he's kidding. 537 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,635 Amanda? [gasps] 538 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,054 -Oh, God! -[Amanda exclaiming] 539 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,764 [gasps] Amanda! Come back! 540 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,182 -[gurgling happily] -Seriously! 541 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:09,184 -Stop, Amanda. -[cars whooshing] 542 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,560 -[man] Watch out! -[car honks] 543 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,062 -[cars honk] -[woman] Hey, that's how 544 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,397 -I got my baby to nap, too. -[horn blaring] 545 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,773 -Amanda, please! -[glass shattering] 546 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,191 -[crashes] -If you stop rolling, 547 00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,651 I'll stop trying to sell you on the dark web. 548 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,652 -[horn blaring] -[vocalizing happily] 549 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,572 Oh, phew. 550 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,824 -[creaks] -[crashes] 551 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,450 -[screaming] -[objects shattering] 552 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,329 -[gurgling] -Ahhh! 553 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,664 [alarm blaring] 554 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,499 [soft romantic music playing] 555 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,341 [crowd applauding] 556 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,552 [Brenda] Aw, look at the happy couple. 557 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,554 -Aren't they so... -[all] Happy. 558 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,055 [Brenda] Exactly. Happy. 559 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,890 Or are you just faking it to be popular? 560 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:49,933 -[all gasp] -Wait, what? 561 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,476 -Did you know? -What? 562 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,229 No. [hesitating] We're a happy couple. 563 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:57,232 -Tell 'em, Daph. -Yeah, we love each other. 564 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:58,775 [Brenda] Great. Then prove it. 565 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,902 -Kiss. -[crowd] Whoo! 566 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:01,945 -[Fred groans] -[Daphne sighs] 567 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,447 [mumbles nervously] Kiss? 568 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,616 [Brenda] Or all your popularity goes away forever. 569 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,577 Yeah, sure. Easy. 570 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,870 [Fred] Mmm. 571 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,163 [all] Aw! 572 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,708 What the actual hell? 573 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,376 Velma? What are you doing here? 574 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,295 Amanda rolled here to find her mom. 575 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:19,546 -[Diya] Her mom? -[gasps] 576 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,089 Velma, what are you talking about? 577 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,216 Mom? What are you doing here? 578 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,178 The Brains invited us when they learned your mom was in the caves with them. 579 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:29,389 [Krista] And T-B-H, we thought she'd be cool and order us alcohol. 580 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,891 Velma, what's going on? 581 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,684 Uh, nothing. I just thought 582 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,187 taking a little spin on the dance floor with your granddaughter, 583 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,522 might give you the happiness nudge you needed to-- 584 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,732 -[suckling] -Sophie, what the hell? 585 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,067 -Huh? -[Amanda suckling] 586 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,277 [alarm beeping] 587 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,987 -[gasps] -[Aman] Velma, 588 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,447 the 72 hours are up. 589 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,366 She didn't remember who took her and the Brains. 590 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,743 We have to tell her the truth. 591 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,079 No need. I think I figured it out. 592 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:55,457 You did have an affair, Aman, while I was kidnapped. 593 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,000 -And a child. -Yes. 594 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,127 But for what it's worth, both of those things 595 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,838 only happened after Sophie and I fell in love. 596 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,884 I'll stop talking. 597 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,427 Mom, I'm sorry we lied, 598 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,679 but we had to try to help you remember. 599 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,975 But... I do. 600 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,310 [gasps] 601 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,021 Oh, my God, I do remember who the serial killer is. 602 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,147 What? How? 603 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,440 I don't know. 604 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,109 Maybe I'm relieved to finally be freed 605 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,277 from my loveless and sexually unfulfilling marriage. 606 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,654 -Rude. -[Velma] Stop! 607 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,614 I wasn't asking for an actual explanation. 608 00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,324 Just say who the serial killer is. 609 00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:30,992 Of course. It's... 610 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,410 -[all gasp] -[Diya] It's... 611 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,620 [both gasp] 612 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:34,538 It's... 613 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,166 [theme music playing] 614 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,719 [suspenseful music playing] 615 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,061 [gasps] It's me. 616 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,065 [Krista] Okay, you are so ordering us alcohol now. 617 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,694 [theme music playing]