1 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,923 [Velma] Previously on Velma... 2 00:00:07,632 --> 00:00:08,550 I like you. 3 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:09,926 That's hilarious. 4 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:10,885 [chuckling] 5 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:13,930 [gasps] Wait. Norville. 6 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,515 Your joke worked, you genius! 7 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:16,683 Keep making me laugh. 8 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:18,393 No, Velma, wait! 9 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,770 I'm here because I want you. 10 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,021 That book you gave me 11 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,023 opened my eyes to your inner beauty. 12 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,360 -[groans] -Hey, watch where you're going. 13 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,570 Gigi? 14 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,113 Hi. 15 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,949 [Daphne] Norville, I've definitely been here before. 16 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:35,618 I feel like all the answers to my questions 17 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,620 about my parents are in there. 18 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,621 [Norville] The bathrooms? 19 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,082 Wait. I mean in there. 20 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,635 [panting] 21 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,804 [Velma] Okay, so you know that thing when you text your friends 22 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,222 and they don't text you back, 23 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,807 so it feels like you're gonna die? 24 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,392 Well, if my friend didn't text me back, 25 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,936 -I actually was going to die. -[grunting] 26 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,521 Because Norville was ghosting me, 27 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,648 and my hallucinations had gotten so bad, 28 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,485 I couldn't even look at my murder board without having one. 29 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,029 Sure, Daphne could have helped me find my mom. 30 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,614 -But when I was with her... -[Velma gasps] 31 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:14,699 ...the only mystery I wanted to solve 32 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,118 was the case of the missing inhibitions. [chuckles nervously] 33 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,036 [grunts] 34 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:19,662 [exclaims] 35 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,959 [theme music playing] 36 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:29,005 Dad, I need a ride to school. 37 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,966 Norville's MIA, and my walking pace attracts vultures. 38 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,260 Sorry, no time. Baby's coming home tomorrow 39 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,512 -so I need to clean... -[glass shatters] 40 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,388 ...before heading to the hospital 41 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,265 for Sophie's postpartum photoshoot with the nursing staff. 42 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,059 I'm gonna be there all night. 43 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:43,019 Hold up. You're leaving me home alone 44 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:45,021 with a murderer on the loose? 45 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:48,316 Even though I was voted most likely to be murdered before any of this? 46 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,109 You won't be alone, Velma. 47 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,612 You have the marching band sleepover in the school gym tonight. 48 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,864 [gasps] The marching band sleepover? 49 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,868 Ugh, Norville really has abandoned me at my lowest moment. 50 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,203 [indistinct chatter] 51 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,413 This sleepover's gonna be so tight. 52 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:05,416 Wait until you see how much pizza I eat. 53 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,418 I can eat three slices. 54 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,419 [grunting] 55 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,879 [indistinct chatter] 56 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,714 Hey, sorry to interrupt, but have you seen Norville? 57 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:12,882 Tall, um... 58 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,551 -Blue eyes, maybe? -[bell dings] 59 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:15,969 [Principal Rogers] Good morning, students. 60 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,720 This is Principal Rogers. 61 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,723 I'm here with Mayor Dave and the Sheriff. 62 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,267 [Sheriff] Everybody, listen up! 63 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:26,020 We just learned someone somewhere is being intolerant. 64 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,814 [all screaming] 65 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,065 [boy groaning] 66 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,525 Jesus, Ed. 67 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,569 Just say your thing before they stop listening. 68 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,364 Hello, students. This is your cool mayor, Mayor Dave. 69 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:40,702 So, uh, since assigning personal police details to the hottest of you, 70 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,745 we've been getting a little push back 71 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,539 on the police presence in school. 72 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,959 But fun twist! It's from the police. 73 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,168 Uh-oh! 74 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,753 -I just rear ended a cop. -[girls mumbling] 75 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,298 In fact, the officers on detail have all resigned, 76 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:56,175 citing unrelenting sexual harassment. 77 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,845 Now, in place of the police details, 78 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:02,682 we'll now be instituting a citywide curfew 79 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:05,768 at 9:00 p.m. tonight, for everyone. 80 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,605 You're caught outside, you'll spend the night in jail. 81 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,108 Be warned. Our deputy is working on his stand up set. 82 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:13,776 -[all groan] -[Principal Rogers] This also means 83 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,653 several school events will be canceled, 84 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,239 -including... -Band sleep over! 85 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,365 ...the track meet... 86 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,451 -[whistle blows] -[thuds, shrieks] 87 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,579 ...the Parent's Association's Find the Asbestos Service night 88 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,664 and the marching band sleepover. 89 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,958 -[all groaning] -Yes! 90 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,085 [mysterious music playing] 91 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,005 Okay, baby Daphne. 92 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,633 I'm going to the Crystal Mines, and I'm not coming back 93 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:39,844 until I figure out who I am and where I come from. 94 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:43,431 Or six. Our moms are home by six, so I'll be back before then. 95 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:54,567 Sorry, sign, but hot people are cut too much slack to heed warnings. 96 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:56,611 [grunting] 97 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:59,906 -[screams] -[bats squeaking] 98 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,825 Ah, that's fine. Bats are just flying rats. 99 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,827 -[sinister music playing] -[screams] 100 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,996 Ground bats, yuck! 101 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,666 [sighs in relief] 102 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:10,667 -[growling] -[shrieks] 103 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:12,794 [bell rings] 104 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,881 Oh, hey, Fred, have you seen Norville? 105 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,424 I need him to help me investigate. 106 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:21,469 No, but I have found a way to make you like me. 107 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:22,971 Check it out. 108 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,722 -[angelic music playing] -And as if this isn't enough, 109 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,349 I will also win your heart 110 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,851 by proving I am a helpful ally, sister. 111 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,522 Look, I'm glad reading The Feminine Mystique caused a little growth. 112 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,524 Shush, a feminist is speaking, 113 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,192 and he listened to your theory 114 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:38,111 about your mom going missing at his house 115 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:39,529 and actually found something. 116 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,197 Wait, you did? And this isn't just 117 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,408 you thinking I'm related to your nanny again, is it? 118 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:44,867 [Fred] No. 119 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,703 There were some papers in Father's special drawer, 120 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,122 where he keeps his men's work out magazines. 121 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:51,124 Turns out, our house used to be owned 122 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,626 by a woman named Dr. Edna Perdue, 123 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,922 Dr. Edna Perdue was a female neurologist. 124 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,216 You don't need to say female, Velma. 125 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:02,176 You can just say neurologist. 126 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,430 Ah! She died in the Crystal Cove insane asylum, 127 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,599 after conducting ethically dubious experiments? 128 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:12,228 [gasps] Fred, your house was owned by a mad scientist. 129 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:13,896 Now I have to find Norville. 130 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,357 Oh, he's probably tangling retainers with his girlfriend. 131 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,109 Girlfriend? 132 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:20,653 Norville! You have a girlfriend? 133 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,363 No. 134 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,948 And your girlfriend is Gigi? 135 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,826 Damn, this makes me think I could bag Don Lemon. 136 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,786 How did this happen? I thought you were missing. 137 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,538 It's all thanks to you, Velma. 138 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:32,707 I always thought I was just regular hot, 139 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:35,168 but you gave me the confidence to be artsy hot. 140 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,003 So you're not mad, Velma? 141 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:39,338 Sometimes it's unclear until I'm sitting on a thumb tack. 142 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,091 Mad? No, I'm so excited. Now you have Gigi 143 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,761 to talk about boring stuff like your swords and feelings. 144 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,095 So, when we're together, 145 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,514 we can focus solely on finding my mom. 146 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,100 -Speaking of, Fred's house-- -Stop, Velma. 147 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,935 Look, Gigi and I have decided 148 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,689 that maybe I should spend less time with you. 149 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,982 Less time? 150 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,526 But I only see you when I need you as is. 151 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,861 Sorry, Velma. 152 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,155 But until Norville learns to stand up for himself, 153 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,907 he's gonna do exactly as I say. 154 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,909 I see. 155 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,410 Fine, great. 156 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,537 No sweat off my under boob. It's not like I need him. 157 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,956 Fred can help me not hallucinate by making me laugh. 158 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,959 Velma, give me the chance and I can help you with anything. 159 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,796 Uh, well, except filling in your ethnicity on a form. 160 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:23,216 I'm guessing Samoan? 161 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,467 [mysterious music playing] 162 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:26,511 [gasps] 163 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,971 Who... Who are you? 164 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,307 We're your parents, Daphne. 165 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,683 My parents? 166 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,644 Why are you so hairy? 167 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,021 Wait, are you Brooklyn guys? 168 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,315 Oh, oh! [chuckles] Sorry. 169 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,859 We should have explained that these are costumes. 170 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,612 We need to hide our identity until we can trust you. 171 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:46,614 Until you can trust me? 172 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:50,159 I'm not the one dressed like something pulled out of the shower drain. 173 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,245 Also, if you even are my parents, 174 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,538 you abandoned me. 175 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,456 You weren't abandoned, Daphne. 176 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,333 Your moms stole you from us. 177 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,168 What? No, they didn't. 178 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,921 They found me wrapped in a blanket in the middle of a cornfield. 179 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:03,464 Uh, okay. 180 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,383 But if you don't believe we're your parents, 181 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,219 look up the Crystal Mines gang on Netscape Navigator. 182 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:10,638 Netscape Navigator? Good Lord! 183 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,348 How long have you been in here? 184 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,016 Hello? 185 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:15,810 Hello. 186 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:18,437 Did you really just do an Irish exit? 187 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,857 Huh, maybe we are related. 188 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,151 Remember, tonight's curfew is at 9 p.m., 189 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,903 and The Bachelor's brilliant finale is at 10:00. 190 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,572 So, no messing around! 191 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:30,199 So, we're going to the Hysterical Society? 192 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,618 Then why would you need my help making you laugh? 193 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,620 It's Historical Society. 194 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,289 Places like this helped Skip Gates 195 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:38,791 learn which white actors are descended from slave owners. 196 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:42,670 If there's any record of Dr. Perdue, it'll be here. 197 00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:47,383 So, you're friends with our favorite docent, Norville. 198 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,760 We're so happy he's found Gigi, 199 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:53,681 especially after wasting years pining for that bossy one. 200 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,433 What was her name? Meatball? 201 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:58,477 I actually heard Meatball was really cool and beautiful. 202 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:02,481 Well, all we have are Dr. Perdue's old journals. 203 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:06,736 This is the one place she felt no one would ever find them. 204 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:11,282 99.9% of our visitors are people looking for a bathroom. 205 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:13,034 -[suspenseful music playing] -[woman] Huh? 206 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:14,911 The journals are missing. 207 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:18,581 Well, the last person to look at them was, uh... 208 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,082 Diya Dinkley. 209 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,250 What? 210 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,169 My mom was researching a mad scientist? 211 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:25,796 And then disappeared at her house? Why? 212 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,714 [sinister music playing] 213 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:28,507 [laughing maniacally] 214 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,509 Oh, God! Fred, I'm hallucinating! 215 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,637 Quick, make me laugh like Norville would have. 216 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,598 I would. But all I can think of right now is the gender pay gap. 217 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,099 Is it funny? 218 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,309 -Women make 20% less than men. -[Velma whimpering] 219 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,061 And women of color even less. 220 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:41,437 -[laughing] -[Velma screaming] 221 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,897 I can't stop laughing. 222 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,899 -[Velma screaming] -[growling] 223 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,531 Ah, does anyone have a defibrillator? 224 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,993 [jazz music playing] 225 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,210 Stop, you could lose a finger. 226 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,795 And you helping me isn't working. 227 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,088 I need Norville back. 228 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,131 I literally just died without him. 229 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,967 Well, almost died. 230 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:14,720 Still, if I can separate reality dating shows' exploitation of women 231 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,764 from my obsessive need to watch them, 232 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,766 I can separate Gigi from Norville. 233 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,601 I have no choice but to lure him 234 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,020 to the one place no girlfriend would ever go. 235 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,397 Oh, ooh! Let me guess. 236 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,482 Cigar lounge. His dad's woodshop. 237 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,025 World War II museum? 238 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,194 No. My dad and stepmom are out of the house tonight, 239 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,071 so I'm gonna host a little get together. 240 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:35,491 Looks like the marching band sleepover just got uncanceled. 241 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:37,827 May God have mercy on my soul. 242 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,914 Okay, remember to take your pill with food, 243 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:46,085 and absolutely no getting murdered after curfew, young lady. 244 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,965 Band members only. You got ID? 245 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:53,634 [playing opening theme of 2001: A Space Odyssey] 246 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,722 [Velma] Okay, listen up, nerds. 247 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,056 We gotta keep it tidy. 248 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,184 My dad's girlfriend is a total OCD SOB. 249 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,228 And she's bringing a baby home tomorrow. 250 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:08,024 So, if any of youse need to empty your spit valves, do it in this. 251 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,608 Was there anything else, Sophie? 252 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,736 Uh, yeah, a lot, actually. 253 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,404 Oh, right. Don't break anything. 254 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,281 Sophie will have a heart attack and die. 255 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:18,075 And then I'd have to help with the baby until we find a nanny. 256 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,369 -[trumpets] -[exclaims] 257 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,746 -[clinks] -[grunts] 258 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,039 -[Fred] Velma! -[exclaims] 259 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,206 -[crashes] -[Sophie] What was that? 260 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,875 Nothing, bye. 261 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,460 Fred, you're not allowed in here. 262 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,086 I know, I know. I'm not in band. 263 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,464 Thank God. I'd rather kiss a toilet. 264 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:32,965 But speaking of kissing toilets, 265 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,551 I still wanna win your heart by helping you. 266 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,261 Fred, I gave you a chance. 267 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,971 I died-- Hey, don't eat that! 268 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,015 That's baking soda, you filthy animal! 269 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,058 [coughing and gasping] 270 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,434 But you don't have any food. 271 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,102 And a marching band sleepover without food 272 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,564 is like a theater sleepover without horny undertones. 273 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,566 Crap! I forgot to order pizzas. 274 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,485 On it. 275 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:54,737 Your friends will remember this as the best marching band sleepover ever. 276 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,155 -Move it, loser. -[gasps] 277 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,578 The Crystal Mines gang was comprised 278 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:06,123 of former employees of the Crystal Mines Mining Experience, 279 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:10,586 who banded together when the mines shuttered in the early '90s. 280 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,546 [all gasping] 281 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,298 [man] Mine's closed. Everyone's fired. 282 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,175 [all groan] 283 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,761 [Daphne] The gang of newly unemployed workers stayed behind, 284 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,471 using the mine's old tour boats 285 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,307 to travel beneath the streets of Crystal Cove, 286 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,727 conducting robberies for years, undetected. 287 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,396 [police siren blaring] 288 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,524 By the time Detectives Linda and Donna Blake 289 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,983 brought the gang to justice, 290 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,693 it had grown to 20 members, 291 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,780 including one infant. 292 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:41,283 Oh, my God! 293 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,536 Genetically, I'm a villain. 294 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:48,374 No wonder I'm attracted to a girl who looks like a little henchman. 295 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,042 [Norville] Why are you dropping me off here? 296 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,710 Velma's house is a block away. 297 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,171 Oh, no, I don't want to be seen near your band friends. 298 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,715 As principal, I have a reputation to uphold. 299 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,300 You understand, right? 300 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,469 Totally. I could stay home for curfew if that's easier. 301 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,721 [shrieks] 302 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,640 [both] Night to ourselves! 303 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:06,684 Time to get freaky! 304 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,855 [boys grunting] 305 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,523 Band members only, Red. 306 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,483 -But I need to talk to Velma. -[trumpeting] 307 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,861 Hey, have you guys never seen a girl before? 308 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,321 You're pitching tents like I'm launching a sneaker line. 309 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,489 Daphne? 310 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,241 Velma, I may have found my real-- 311 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,826 You haven't seen Norville, have you? 312 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,369 He's like the only dork in town, 313 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,704 -not inside my house. -No, but--- 314 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:27,997 -[trumpeting] -Trumpet! 315 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,748 Do not use that plunger as a mute. 316 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,125 That's how Ebola happened. 317 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,501 Velma, wait. 318 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,420 [trumpeting] 319 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,255 [gasps] Norville! 320 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:39,341 You're not gonna believe this, but I may have found my birth parents. 321 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,594 No way. Tell me every detail. 322 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,471 Sorry, I just need to borrow this guy 323 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,597 -for one second. -Ah! 324 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,848 -[trumpeting] -[grunts] 325 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,642 [grunting in pain] 326 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,853 Okay, Norville. I understand that for some reason, 327 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,732 you've chosen Gigi, a beautiful girl who puts out, over your angry friend. 328 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:58,194 But I have a clue about my mom, and I can't research it without you. 329 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,196 -[soft music playing] -Please. 330 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,530 [sighing] 331 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,325 Oh, I... I guess I can help with one clue. 332 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,035 -[jazz music playing] -Thank you. 333 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,329 But make it fast. It sounds like Gigi just got here. 334 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,246 Gigi? 335 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,208 -Stop. -[music stops abruptly] 336 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,584 What the hell are you doing here, Gigi? 337 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,836 Hot girls aren't in band. They're in choir. 338 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,672 I know, but Norville made band sound so fun, 339 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:19,924 I didn't wanna miss out. 340 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,051 So, one call to the registrar and voila! 341 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,553 It's pronounced viola, you idiot, 342 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,222 and that's an orchestra thing. 343 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,890 I know that. And let me guess. 344 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,142 You play bassoon. 345 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,894 [all gasping] 346 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,145 How dare you? 347 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,605 I'm a flutatist. 348 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,564 Interesting. 349 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,066 So am I. 350 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,276 So how about we have a little flute-off? 351 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,569 [all gasping] 352 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,280 If I win, I stay. 353 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,490 And if I win, 354 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,534 Norville does whatever I say, forever. 355 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,785 And do I get to weigh in? 356 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,994 [both] No! 357 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,414 [all chanting] Flute, flute, flute! 358 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,250 [upbeat music playing] 359 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,882 [playing flute off-key] 360 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,177 [all groaning] 361 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,846 Ah, so good, babe, I support you. 362 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,307 Everybody duck. 363 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,518 There's about to be a drive-by fluting. 364 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,812 [upbeat music playing] 365 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,773 [playing flute off-key] 366 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,736 -[both playing flute off-key] -[all groaning] 367 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,156 Should we stop them? Devon just unplugged his cochlear implants. 368 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,411 [panting] 369 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,790 -We survived! -[all cheering] 370 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,501 -Was that jazz? -Totally flute battle ever! 371 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,044 Gigi wins! 372 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,629 -[panting] -[girl] Hey. 373 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,423 Just checking in on the pizza. 374 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:46,385 Do we have an ETA on when we can E-A-T? 375 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,387 [all laughing] 376 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,015 I do. In two seconds, you're gonna eat my fist. 377 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,475 But I need to take a pill with food. 378 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,977 -Me, too. -Me, too. 379 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,146 [all] Me, too. 380 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,814 -[phone vibrating] -[message alert tone] 381 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,316 I'm sorry. I hate to do this, but I'm trying to impress 382 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,776 a very smart, very stout young woman. 383 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,655 So, when I say quadruple meat, I mean quadruple meat. 384 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,033 Make them again! And untie those garlic knots. 385 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,284 She likes breadsticks. 386 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,705 -[Velma grunts] -Can I help you? 387 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:15,956 Look, let's cut the crap. 388 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,083 Norville was mine way before he was yours. 389 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,793 So I'm only gonna say this once. 390 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,923 Please, please, please let Norville help me. I need him. 391 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,760 -[Velma] Please. -[scoffs] 392 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:31,013 Hey, Daph. Since curfew has us stuck inside all night, 393 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,015 you wanna set up the old silk screener, huh? 394 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,101 Maybe throw some vacation photos on the tote bag? 395 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:40,648 Actually, I was hoping we could talk about the story of my adoption. 396 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,815 What's to talk about? 397 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,901 It's like we've always said. 398 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,028 [both speaking in unison] We found you wrapped in a blanket 399 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,529 in the middle of a cornfield. 400 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,950 Right. So I was just lying on the ground or... 401 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:52,868 [both] No... 402 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,244 You were in a crater. 403 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,038 You know, the way you're talking in unison 404 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,790 makes this feel kind of rehearsed. 405 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,918 [both laughing] It's not rehearsed, sweetie. 406 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,587 This is the true story of your adoption. 407 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:08,384 So my origin is the exact same as Superman? 408 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,386 We don't know who that is. 409 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,345 [solemn music plays] 410 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,893 [Velma] Look, I'm simply proposing we share Norville. 411 00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:21,355 I get him Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and whenever I have a casual whim. 412 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,483 Velma, Norville isn't something you share like a sandwich. 413 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,235 Who shares a sandwich? 414 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,445 Do you even know what's going on with his family right now? 415 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,240 What? Are their matching Christmas pajamas on back order? 416 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,617 Yes! But also... Sorry. 417 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:37,204 I promised Norville that I wouldn't talk about it with you. 418 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:38,372 With me? 419 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,082 But Norville tells me everything. 420 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,417 I have to go. 421 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,919 Norville would be mad if you even knew I knew. 422 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:44,920 [in sing-song voice] Bye! 423 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,674 Oh, wait. That! 424 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,010 -No, I know about that. -Wait. 425 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,721 You do? He told you? 426 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,474 He did. And honestly, I'm shocked he told you, given... 427 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,600 Given what? 428 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,311 You know. Your... you know. 429 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,063 Are you sure we're talking about the same thing? 430 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,108 I haven't been this positive since my scoliosis test, 431 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,860 but the only way to know for sure 432 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,487 is if we say it at exactly the same time. 433 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,197 Well, that seems smart. 434 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,700 Dr. Edna Perdue is your grandmother? 435 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,828 You know my mom went missing when she was researching her house. 436 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,747 Gigi, I swore you to secrecy. 437 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,957 You placed your hand on your verified checkmark and everything. 438 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,959 How could you tell Gigi and not me? 439 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,169 You tell me everything. 440 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,837 I don't always listen, but still. 441 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,213 I can't talk about this. 442 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,591 I never should have trusted either of you. 443 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,592 Norville. 444 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,011 [triumphant music playing] 445 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,971 [all cheering] 446 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,806 Oh, my God, Velma, I did it. 447 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,224 For the first time in my life, 448 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,143 I didn't bungle a task so badly that 449 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,438 it needs to be covered up by an Israeli security firm. 450 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,397 -[thuds] -[both shriek] 451 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,356 [all clamoring] 452 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,444 It's okay, it's okay. 453 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,780 This is just what they call Detroit style pizza. 454 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,490 -[police siren blares] -[Sheriff] Curfew time! 455 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,825 Last one inside is a person of interest. 456 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,827 And now it's basically Dominoes. 457 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,245 [wheels squeaking] 458 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,997 [all exclaiming] 459 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,333 Well, I tried, but only got halfway there. 460 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,628 That's just me living up to my label as a male feminist. 461 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,338 Well, curfew started, 462 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,048 and you're stuck here all night, Norville. So spill it. 463 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,467 How is my mom's disappearance related to your grandma? 464 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,010 I can't talk about it. 465 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,929 I just learned about it a few days ago, 466 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,931 and the truth could ruin my mom's life. 467 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,599 Your mom's a high school principal 468 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,351 married to a guidance counselor. 469 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,769 It can't get more ruined than that. 470 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,062 -[crashing] -[exclaims] 471 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,021 What the hell! 472 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,819 Hey, I told you not to mess up my house. 473 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,111 I'll be disowned. 474 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,863 And I'm too old and mouthy to be adopted. 475 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,033 This is what happens when we don't take our pills. 476 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:41,370 We gotta feed these nerds now or my house will be destroyed. 477 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,666 Wait, I found a bag of salad. 478 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,084 Velma, don't. 479 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,210 [Velma exclaims] 480 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,545 These are band nerds. 481 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,922 They subsist on energy drinks and chips. 482 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,049 You give them something green, they could die. 483 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,551 Well, if it has to be unhealthy, 484 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,885 then what about Spooners? 485 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,304 The health inspector called it "I quit" 486 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,474 Well, that could work, but no one's allowed outside right now. 487 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,934 -I am the mayor. -[shot fires] 488 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,310 [mayor groaning] 489 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,395 Except for cops. 490 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,148 Fred, you're a genius. 491 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,067 Yes, I've finally helped you. 492 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,069 So, are you into me now or what? 493 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,239 We could take Daphne's moms' cop car to Spooners to get food there. 494 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,907 Unfortunately, I don't drive. 495 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,159 And Fred doesn't drive, and Gigi doesn't drive. 496 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,580 And Norville, in light of the recent revelation that I take advantage of you, 497 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,124 I couldn't expect you to do this for me. 498 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,877 So... Oh, well, it was almost a good idea. 499 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,546 Guess my house will just get destroyed. 500 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,006 [Norville] No. 501 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,883 -I'll do it. -[Gigi] No! 502 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,386 Norville, I told you if you do any more simping for her, 503 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,054 we're through. 504 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,682 Gigi, I am not doing this because I'm simping for Velma. 505 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,351 I'm doing this because it's the right thing to do. 506 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,896 I'm simping for myself. 507 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,732 -Oh, yuck! -Ugh! 508 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,775 I just need someone to get the keys to the car from Daphne. 509 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,068 [objects clattering] 510 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,237 Me? But I do everything around here. 511 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,450 [mystical music playing] 512 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,619 Join us. 513 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,661 -[exclaims] -[thuds] 514 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,413 [cell phone ringing] 515 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,998 Velma, finally! 516 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,042 You're literally the only person I can talk to right now, 517 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,294 -and I'm freaking out. -[Velma] Okay, it's okay. 518 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:15,505 Calm down. I'm here, and all I wanna do is help you. 519 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,424 -Really? -[Velma] Yes. 520 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:20,135 Immediately after you do me a huge favor. 521 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,723 Thank you so much, Daphne, 522 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,725 and whatever's going on with you, just put it in a text 523 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:30,354 and I promise I'll give it a thumbs up by Monday at the earliest. 524 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,521 [tires screeching] 525 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,069 -[suspenseful music playing] -Huh. 526 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:40,822 [gasps] 527 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,164 All right, let's get out of here. 528 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:51,124 Those roaches are not happy we're stealing their homes. 529 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,085 Wait, hold on. We need to go back. 530 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,836 I wanna write an IOU for the food. 531 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,421 There's no time! You'll get caught. 532 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,798 Sorry, I have no choice. 533 00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,549 I mean, if we don't support a small business 534 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,927 owned by a woman of color, who will? 535 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,513 Wow, Norville. 536 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,556 You're not just a better friend than I am, 537 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,183 you're a better person. 538 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,352 And I give homeless people hella nickels. 539 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,104 -[police siren blares] -[all exclaiming] 540 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,399 So, I hear they're giving out free Katy Perry tickets 541 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,360 to serial killers over at the police station. 542 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,321 Sounds like a good deal. You might wanna check it out. 543 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,116 Oh, God, what are we gonna do? I can't go back to jail. 544 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,868 I still owe my cell mate notes on his screenplay. 545 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:28,453 [car approaching] 546 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,288 [police siren blares] 547 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,709 Don't worry, you guys head home. 548 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,960 I'll distract Sheriff Cogburn. 549 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,712 But, Velma, you could go to jail. 550 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,881 You'd hate it. They spend an hour outdoors every day. 551 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,216 It's only for one night. 552 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,301 And you'd do it for me. 553 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:47,097 Wow. Thanks. 554 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,182 Just get out of here before I change my mind. 555 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,977 Wait! I changed my mind. 556 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,895 Now I changed it back. Go, quick. 557 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,896 [rap music playing] 558 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,857 Hey! Hey, you there! 559 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:57,941 [Velma] Hey, Cogburn. 560 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:58,817 What the... 561 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,318 I'm out past curfew, 562 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,571 and I think the movie Serpico is boring. 563 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:03,905 What are you gonna do about that? 564 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,532 -[tires screech] -[Velma screams] 565 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,616 Gotcha! 566 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,828 [groaning] 567 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,589 [gasps] Principal Rogers? 568 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,549 Oh, my God, I have to post this. 569 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:25,552 What will it take for you to not do that? 570 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,393 [motor revs] 571 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,978 [tour operator] Hello. 572 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,439 Welcome to the Crystal Mines Mining Experience. 573 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,316 I'm Casey Kasem, 574 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:42,778 here to guide you through America's 40th most popular mine. 575 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:46,656 -[gasping] -Oh, man. 576 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,450 [Gigi] Oh, no. We're too late. 577 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,785 -[exclaiming in horror] -[thuds] 578 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,705 [snoring] 579 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,750 [Sheriff] Rise and shine! You're all free to go. 580 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,335 Since you didn't post that picture, 581 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,170 be in my office Monday morning. 582 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,965 I'll tell you everything I know about my mom, Dr. Edna Perdue. 583 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,221 Great. 584 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,806 Welcome home, Amanda. 585 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,225 If you think the outside is clean and tidy, 586 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:14,976 you ain't seen nothing. 587 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,145 Isn't that right, Velma? 588 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:18,980 [whimpers] 589 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,233 [gasps] 590 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,234 What? 591 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:25,445 [baby gurgling] 592 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,031 -[Velma] Ugh! -Oh, that's so cute. 593 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,950 And don't worry, Velma will clean it up. 594 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,996 [band member] Dear Velma, sorry the band made such a mess. 595 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,667 Gigi wants you to know that Norville did not clean your house for you. 596 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,920 Norville did, however, threaten to shove our instruments up our butts 597 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,297 if we didn't clean it. Musically, yours. 598 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,007 The marching band. 599 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,218 [Aman] Velma, what the hell happened to your teeth? 600 00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,188 [Casey] This first factoid 601 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,731 -goes out to Jenny L. in-- -[switches motor off] 602 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,361 Welcome home, Daphne. 603 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:09,197 I'm your mother, Caroll. 604 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,659 And I'm your father, Darren. 605 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:15,996 [Darren] And this is the Crystal Mines Gang. 606 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,710 -[bats screeching] -[screams] 607 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:25,922 Yeah, sorry. 608 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,924 I'd be lying if I said you'll get used to that.