1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:06,507 [drum beat bellowing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,657 [audience cheering] 5 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,330 [audience applauding] 6 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,920 [Moses] Novak takes a devastating blow to the jaw 7 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,046 from Calypso 8 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,506 and he is down. 9 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,884 [Samson] Three minutes left in the round, 10 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,512 and Calypso is coming in for the kill, 11 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,930 and this could be... 12 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,640 [Calypso growling] 13 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,978 [Calypso growling] 14 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:02,730 Novak, with the evasive maneuver! 15 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,857 [Calypso growling] 16 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,695 [Calypso grunting] 17 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,113 Oh! [laughs] 18 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,323 [Novak shouts] 19 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,034 Let's go, you Nazi piece of shit. 20 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:17,119 I've never seen a comeback like that 21 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:20,664 since Pretty Boy beat the Kamikaze Twins back in 2038. 22 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,792 [upbeat dance music playing] 23 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,461 [audience cheering] 24 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,256 [Calypso growling] 25 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,467 ♪ 26 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:34,053 [man whoops] 27 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:39,058 [Calypso grunting] 28 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:56,075 [audience cheering] 29 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,370 -I'm free! -Wow! 30 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:07,002 [Cutie Pie giggling] 31 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:16,762 [Novak grunts] 32 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,641 [Samson laughing] 33 00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:22,893 [Cutie Pie giggling] 34 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,145 Cutie Pie back for the kill. 35 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:30,776 [Cutie Pie giggling] 36 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:36,031 I tell you Samson, 37 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,492 I haven't seen bloodlust like this since Season 10, 38 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,619 when Thrustkill won eight consecutive matches 39 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,246 without a single scratch. 40 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,544 You remember Thrustkill, right? 41 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:52,756 I had every Thrustkill poster on my wall growing up. 42 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,175 I sold my son's Thrustkill action figures on eBay 43 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,719 for ten Bitcoins when he died. 44 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:59,763 I fucked Thrustkill in 2030 after a match. 45 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,098 Best sex I ever had. 46 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,391 You know what, where's Cutie Pie? 47 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:03,559 I like Cutie Pie-- 48 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,269 Cutie Pie, if you see this, 49 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:08,022 I have a fantastic sponsorship opportunity for you. 50 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,815 No, sir, I don't think this is the time or place. 51 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,817 [overlapping talking] 52 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,444 Tune in next week 53 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,362 for a fresh batch of institutionalized gladiators 54 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,614 fighting for their freedom, 55 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,282 and place your bets at... 56 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:19,909 [both] ...Arena Wars. 57 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,869 Bam. [chuckles] 58 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:24,538 [dramatic music playing] 59 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,627 Thrustkill. 60 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,379 Those were the days, huh, Gideon? 61 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,633 People are losing their bloodlust. 62 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,718 Yeah, but we still do 63 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,387 exceedingly well in syndication. 64 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,556 Syndication-based crypto [indistinct]. 65 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,392 Keeps the brand alive, but doesn't grow it. 66 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:48,437 How can we make death exciting to the masses again? 67 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:51,899 We could do audience participation. 68 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,735 Too many lawsuits. 69 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,321 Thrustkill had a knack for living up to his name. 70 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,198 Which is why we... 71 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,702 [sighs] I don't know, Gideon. 72 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:05,746 There has to be a way. 73 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:08,707 How do we win back the audience? 74 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:15,172 [ominous melody building] 75 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,568 Lights out, Bender. 76 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:39,405 [electric buzzing] 77 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,916 [pensive music playing] 78 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,342 [indistinct] 79 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:03,012 [laughter echoes] 80 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,686 Mr. Luke Bender. 81 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,983 You've served 10 years of a 200-year sentence. 82 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,776 Tell me, Mr. Bender, do you-- 83 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,070 do you feel that you've been rehabilitated? 84 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:23,032 Define rehabilitated. 85 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,034 Rehabilitation could be defined 86 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,495 as the restoration of a person 87 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,041 back to health, or a normal life, 88 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,709 by training or therapy. 89 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:36,503 Therapy. 90 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,089 You've received therapy here 91 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,258 from Staff Psychiatrist Dr. Nelson, correct? 92 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,845 If being called a piece of shit for an hour 93 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,222 and punching a wall all night is 94 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:50,142 what you would call therapy, then, yeah. 95 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,020 Consider me rehabilitated. 96 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,022 You're having violent outbursts? 97 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,608 [tense music playing] 98 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,694 [knuckles cracking] 99 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:03,739 What do you think? 100 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,491 Again, 101 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,993 do you consider yourself rehabilitated? 102 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:11,830 That answers that. 103 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,083 Um-- [clears throat] 104 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,793 That's unfortunate. 105 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,377 We have a new rehabilitation program 106 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,962 we could have offered you. 107 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,840 Mr. Simmons, could you escort Mr. Bender out 108 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,425 and bring in the next person, please, thank you. 109 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:24,718 Copy that. 110 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,762 [pensive music playing] 111 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,389 [banging] 112 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,854 [panting] 113 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,816 [device ringing] 114 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,609 [Luke breathing heavily] 115 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:41,860 [guard] Yo, Bender. 116 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,446 Got an incoming transmission. 117 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,115 Secure line. 118 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:47,908 Patch it in. 119 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,327 -[device beeps] -[guard] Patching in. 120 00:06:58,627 --> 00:06:59,837 Good morning, Luke. 121 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,046 Good morning. 122 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,801 Taking your frustrations out on the wall again, I see. 123 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,683 It'll work for now. 124 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,936 How'd that parole hearing go? 125 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:17,980 Botched. 126 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,232 Intentionally. 127 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,067 Mm, good. 128 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,194 Still got that sense of duty. 129 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:25,988 That's why they picked me. 130 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:28,740 How's Arianna? 131 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:31,743 You know that's off-limits. 132 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,873 Yeah, I know. 133 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,041 Thought I'd try to catch you off-guard. 134 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,170 I'll tell you when we're on speaking terms again. 135 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,005 We had a falling out. 136 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:46,758 She'll get over it. 137 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:49,970 Thank you. 138 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,347 Take care, Luke. 139 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,443 [parole officer] Mr. Arturo Perez. 140 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:09,114 You've served 15 years of a life sentence. 141 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:14,244 Tell me, Mr. Perez, do you feel that you've been rehabilitated? 142 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,787 Would you prefer that I... 143 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:18,248 feign humility... 144 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,587 or do you want the truth? 145 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:27,507 You've been found guilty on 57 counts of murder. 146 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,472 -[Perez chortles] -Um... 147 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,725 Mr. Perez, your plea bargain 148 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,685 has been expunged. 149 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,687 Your sentence, upgraded. 150 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,815 Ever hear of the Arena Wars, Arturo? 151 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:46,568 Contestants are all hand-picked from death row, 152 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,111 which qualifies you. 153 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,322 Their scouts sent over a psychological profile. 154 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:52,616 You're exactly what they're looking for. 155 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,702 [parole officer] This could be a way out, Mr. Arturo. 156 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,706 [electric buzzing] 157 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,669 [gloomy melody playing] 158 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:28,193 [indistinct talking and laughter echoes] 159 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:30,070 [Luke sighs] 160 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,993 [ominous music booms] 161 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,787 One, two, three, four, 162 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,872 five, six, seven, eight, 163 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,332 nine and 10. 164 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,710 Toes on the line! 165 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,963 You are here 166 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:51,091 because life chewed you up, 167 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,342 spit you out... 168 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,138 and then lapped your sorry asses up off the floor. 169 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,140 The parole board 170 00:09:58,307 --> 00:09:59,975 has offered you a ticket out. 171 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,102 Win Arena Wars... 172 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:04,104 win your freedom. 173 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,356 Seven arenas 174 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,985 with seven of the most vicious killers 175 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,237 the world has seen in the last decade. 176 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,531 Didn't know we signed up for a goddamn stand-up show, too. 177 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,824 [man laughing] 178 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,075 [Boggs] I'm dead serious, people. 179 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:18,910 I've been in there. 180 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,205 Caught myself a 100-year stint 181 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,832 the day I came home on leave. 182 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,667 Found my wife banging the neighbor. 183 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,503 Next thing you know, double homicide. 184 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,881 What can you do? It builds character. 185 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,883 Die in the arena... 186 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,219 and it's a lot more glamorous 187 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,305 than that shit they're going to put in your veins. 188 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,514 But... 189 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,059 you make it out alive, 190 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,268 you get to go home. 191 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,145 Any questions? 192 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,147 What about weapons? 193 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,900 [Boggs] Your feet. 194 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,194 Your hands. 195 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:55,030 And most importantly, your head. 196 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,616 You go in as a group, 197 00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:00,744 and you fight as a group. 198 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:05,123 You go in rogue, you're going to get shredded. 199 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,250 Sounds impossible. 200 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,585 [man] Can't be a fair fight with these guys 201 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,253 without a weapon. 202 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,798 That's what I used to think, until I actually did it. 203 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,258 I made it out... 204 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,302 and so can you. 205 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,555 Welcome to Arena Wars. 206 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,058 [suspenseful music playing] 207 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,273 [upbeat rock melody playing] 208 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:49,084 Welcome to the next exciting episode of... 209 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,044 [both] ...Arena Wars. 210 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,547 I'm your host, Stephen Samson, 211 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,591 and with me, as always, is the ever-exciting, 212 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,135 ever-single, 213 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,845 former heavyweight champion of the world, 214 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,722 Joe Moses Johnson. 215 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,057 Thank you, Samson. 216 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,767 [audience cheering] 217 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,437 And with that, 218 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,481 let's meet our new round of Arena Wars gladiators, 219 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,276 fresh from the most high-security 220 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,903 supermax prisons from around the world. 221 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,906 Nero. 222 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,324 [Moses] This smooth criminal comes to us 223 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,993 straight from Guantanamo Bay. 224 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,037 Serving a 250,000-year sentence 225 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,747 for the 2040 murder 226 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,499 of the entire U.N., 227 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,251 and a far more serious offense 228 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,004 of not filing his taxes in 2028. 229 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,922 [laughing] I've been through that. 230 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,257 Me too. 231 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,802 [audience applauding] 232 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,805 Counter-Strike! 233 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,391 Plucked straight from Olasia prison in Saudi Arabia, 234 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,727 this unique war criminal not only has 235 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,937 one of the world's highest recorded IQs, 236 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,815 but developed a suit that harvests the adrenaline 237 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,108 in his own body 238 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,277 and recycles it back to his body. 239 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,945 Where the heck can I get one of those? 240 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,990 -We got 'em at Walmart. -[audience laughing] 241 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,575 Meat Wagon! 242 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,994 This tough customer got his reputation 243 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,372 as Staten Island's most trusted neighborhood butcher 244 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,458 before local authorities uncovered the corpses 245 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,002 of 100 missing children in his boiler room. 246 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,629 [audience booing] 247 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,173 I always knew Staten Island had great veal... 248 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,468 but I never knew what the secret was. 249 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,346 -He did. -[audience laughing] 250 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,306 -[audience applauding] -[Meat Wagon yells out] 251 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,227 Master Blaster! 252 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,438 This former president of the Unabomber Fan Club 253 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,066 gained notoriety by bombing Yankee Stadium 254 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,693 during the 2036 World Series 255 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:42,072 after killing the security staff with a chainsaw. 256 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,951 Rumor has it he was a frustrated Texas Rangers fan, 257 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,911 who thought that that was their year. 258 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,163 [audience applauding] 259 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,542 Which brings us to Mister Smiles. 260 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,168 [Moses] Nothing fancy here. 261 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,504 Just your good old-fashioned local weirdo 262 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,840 with an aptitude of beating nubile college coeds to death. 263 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,717 -[Mister Smiles growls] -[Samson] Pretty nasty! 264 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,803 -[audience applauding] -[man] Hell yeah! 265 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,097 And, of course, our returning champions. 266 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,766 -[audience cheering] -[woman whoops] Yeah! 267 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,477 Calypso and Cutie Pie. 268 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,314 [Cutie Pie giggling] 269 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,237 These two really need no introduction. 270 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,698 Both have been in the game for the entire season. 271 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,702 Calypso with seven dozen kills 272 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,078 and Cutie Pie with... 273 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,705 [Samson] House record. 274 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,831 100. 275 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,583 That's a lot of damage. 276 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,459 What is this, a pep talk? 277 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,213 I hope not. 278 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,883 Can you believe that people watch his shit? 279 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,385 No way, brother. 280 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,970 I mean, it's like Dancing with the Stars 281 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,471 back in the day, you know? 282 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,015 -Shit TV. -Hey. 283 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,018 I'd rather be on-- I like that show, man. [laughs] 284 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,062 Oh, oh, I'm finding a whole new side to you, Perez. 285 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,231 You? A dancer? 286 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,817 Hey, let me tell you something, I got some moves. 287 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,653 Well, if I had done that and not crochet club, 288 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,447 maybe I'd be rehabilitated. 289 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,782 I mean, I'm not allowed to play with needles no more. 290 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,159 Yeah, I get it. 291 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:12,495 When I had this girl out in the world, 292 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,913 we'd be dancing every weekend 293 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,582 like we were high school sweethearts. 294 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,251 You know what? 295 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,005 You've had my back since I landed in this place. 296 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,258 And, uh, while you have really questionable taste 297 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,719 in associates, you're a good man. 298 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,804 A survivor. 299 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,181 Tough as fuck. 300 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,475 But a good man. 301 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,685 You're getting out of here. 302 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,354 You're getting that dance. 303 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,772 [Boggs] Two minutes, people! 304 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,106 Two minutes! 305 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,734 What's up, bitches? 306 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,945 This is Holly Daze coming to you live from the Arena. 307 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,822 Our new batch of contestants come to you 308 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,200 from the federal lockup in DC. 309 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,620 So you know this is going to be one explosive night! 310 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,288 [Boggs] Quickly, quickly! 311 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,956 Christ, is that supposed to make us feel comfortable? 312 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,249 Toes on the line! 313 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,960 [suspenseful melody playing] 314 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,798 Oh, I almost forgot. 315 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,174 Turn to the right! 316 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,763 [injecting gun hisses] 317 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,223 [Hargraves] The hell is that, a flu shot? 318 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,850 [Perez] It ain't flu season yet, Hargraves. 319 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,353 Little insurance policy for the producers. 320 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,439 Let's just say you screw up and break the rules, 321 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,691 policy pays up. 322 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,485 -W-- wait, what rules? -Just use your head. 323 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,070 You'll figure it out. 324 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,405 ♪ Boxes, boxes ♪ 325 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,448 ♪ I cannot fit in the boxes ♪ 326 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,409 ♪ Stop it, stop it ♪ 327 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,077 ♪ Quittin' was never an option ♪ 328 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,870 ♪ Exhausted, exhausted ♪ 329 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,831 ♪ This passion is never exhausted ♪ 330 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,499 ♪ And you cannot stop me ♪ 331 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,167 ♪ Nah, you cannot stop me ♪ 332 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,170 -Stay there. -You paid by the hour, asshole. 333 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,965 I paid for the night, and not for you to talk. 334 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,383 Stay there. 335 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,677 Fucker. 336 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,345 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 337 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,931 Hope I'm not interrupting anything? 338 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,641 No. Turn it up. 339 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,435 I want the table to shake under her ass. 340 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,019 ♪ Make enough to survive ♪ 341 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,896 Douchebag. 342 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,565 ♪ You really thinkin' that's why I'm alive ♪ 343 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,527 Hey. 344 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,823 Those nerves aren't gonna help you in here, kid. 345 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,868 Yeah-- yeah, I just gotta collect my thoughts, that's all. 346 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,119 Hey. 347 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,622 You don't need to gather your thoughts. 348 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:21,666 You're a lifer. 349 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,210 You need to focus. 350 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,464 I-- I'm not supposed to be here. 351 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,924 -I-- I didn't do anything. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 352 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,885 None of us are supposed to be in here. 353 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,305 And you don't see us pissing our pants, do you? 354 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,684 -N-- no, I'm just-- -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 355 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,061 Embrace it. 356 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,608 -Do you understand? -Yeah, I'm sorry. 357 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,277 Hey, just man up. 358 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,532 I'll give it a shot. 359 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,785 [sighs] Fuck. 360 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:58,787 Jesus. 361 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,664 -It's kind of funny, huh? -What's that? 362 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,876 We did what we did. 363 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:08,797 Our only way out of this is to kill people on live TV. 364 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,090 That's what they call a paradox. 365 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,886 Doesn't sound much like rehabilitation, does it? 366 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,265 Sounds more like, uh, innocence through guilt, or-- 367 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,268 Ooh, how about justice through murder? 368 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,728 [Perez chuckling] 369 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:24,979 [Boggs] All right, people, this is it. 370 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,607 Line up, two by two. 371 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,108 -Let's go! -[indistinct] 372 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,277 Hey, wait, this is-- this it, just like that? 373 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,822 Just like that. Come on, kid. 374 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,574 -Are you ready? -[audience cheering] 375 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,326 Are you set? 376 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,121 -[indistinct]! -You can't make me do this. 377 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,083 It's go time, bitches! 378 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,794 [audience cheering and applauding] 379 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,547 Say "cheese," motherfuckers! 380 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,007 Go, go, go, come on, over here. Go, [indistinct]. 381 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,425 [inmate] Get out of my fucking face! 382 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,886 [indistinct] 383 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,596 Seriously, what the fuck is going on? 384 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,515 Are we on Dancing with the Convicts? 385 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,433 Oh, we just got dropped into a fucking slaughterhouse. 386 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,227 Hey, hey, hey. Easy. 387 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,854 I'm freaking the fuck out right now. 388 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:06,980 Listen to me. 389 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,231 Get your shit together, 390 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,983 or these men will fucking kill you. 391 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,485 I will fucking kill him if he does not shut the fuck up! 392 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,822 [audience shouting] 393 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,407 -[woman] Yes! -[man whoops] 394 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,909 [both grunting] 395 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,995 -[Hargraves shouting in agony] -[flames whooshing] 396 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,498 Hey, kid? 397 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,585 [Hargraves wheezing] 398 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,045 [audience cheering] 399 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,180 Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. 400 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,017 [tense music playing] 401 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,102 Get ready, here we go. 402 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,022 [chuckles] Oh, this is some hardcore shit. 403 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,732 [indistinct], Perez. 404 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,191 Everybody stick together. 405 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,776 See if there is some way out of here. 406 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,361 Somebody help me with this thing! 407 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,779 No shit, man. 408 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,448 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 409 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,450 You guys are fucking dead, I hope you know that. 410 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,035 Fuck off, Perez. 411 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,245 -[audience cheering] -Yeah! 412 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,456 [inmate grunting] 413 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,833 [chip beeping] 414 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,295 Uh, you got something on the back of your head, man. 415 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,048 The injection. 416 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,468 [chanting] Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 417 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,055 Sounds like-- like a countdown. 418 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,434 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 419 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,394 [chip beeping] 420 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,902 -Whoa! -Oh, my God! 421 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,904 Well, I'd hate to be the underpaid janitor 422 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,614 who has to clean that up. 423 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,032 Let's go, back to back. 424 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,867 He's gonna kill you all at the same time 425 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,327 if you do that, Perez. 426 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,165 Watch him. He's got two blades I can see. 427 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,084 Stay close, motherfucker. 428 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,629 [audience cheering] 429 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,177 [tense music playing] 430 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,347 Just show me what you got, you son of a bitch. 431 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,099 -Get this motherfucker! -[inmate grunts] 432 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,184 [blades slicing] 433 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,978 Let's go! 434 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,230 Let's go! 435 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,653 [inmate screaming] 436 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,072 [Nero grunting] 437 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,825 -Oh! -Whoa! 438 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:25,618 [inmate screaming in agony] 439 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,162 Oh, a brutal move 440 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,373 by the newcomer, Nero. 441 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:34,252 [suspenseful music playing] 442 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,176 Hey, I'm liking this way out a lot better than that way. 443 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,804 -What about this clown? -I'm open to ideas. 444 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,223 -Play hoops growing up? -Yeah. 445 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,727 -Pick and roll, baby. -Pick and roll. 446 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,812 -Let's go. -Yo, birdie! Hey! 447 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,481 [Goldie laughing] Yeah! 448 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,817 [Perez grunting] 449 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,906 [Goldie] Get him! Hey! 450 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,409 [Nero grunts] 451 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,664 [Goldie shouting] 452 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,043 Get him! Yeah! 453 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,544 Yeah, baby! 454 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,882 Go, go, go, man! Go, I got this, go, go! 455 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,259 Fantastic teamwork between 456 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,720 convicted arsonist Arturo Perez 457 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:29,140 and self-proclaimed political prisoner 458 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:31,392 Chet "Goldie" Golden. 459 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,019 [Belladonna sighs] 460 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,025 Nighty night, Pinocchio. 461 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,531 [audience chanting] Do it! Do it! Do it! 462 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:49,285 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 463 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:51,704 [chanting continues] 464 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:05,802 ♪ 465 00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:21,484 Come on, man, get up, get up. 466 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:28,199 [audience cheering] 467 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:39,961 [whimsical chimes playing] 468 00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:52,932 [both grunting] 469 00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:03,484 [armor whirring] 470 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,904 [audience cheering] 471 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:09,448 [Counter-Strike grunting] 472 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,618 [armor whirring] 473 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,873 [Perez grunting mockingly] 474 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,584 Got it? 475 00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:24,005 [both grunting] 476 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,507 [armor whirring] 477 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:28,926 [Perez grunts] 478 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,262 [armor whirring] 479 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:33,848 Fucking outraged reptilian piece of shit, come on! 480 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:36,184 Come on, come on! 481 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,897 [both] Oh! 482 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,445 You see that shit that motherfucker got? 483 00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,155 Kill him! You got it, man. 484 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:51,991 Oh, come on, you know you got it, come on. 485 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:55,203 I got all my money going on them. 486 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,664 [audience laughing] 487 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:05,171 Down again like a White House intern. 488 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,090 [Gideon] I can't say that I'm surprised. 489 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,676 People drop out before we get to the ads. 490 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,803 It's no wonder we're losing sponsors. 491 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,931 I think I know exactly why. 492 00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:18,726 [Samson] Fantastic teamwork between convicted arsonist 493 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:20,311 Arturo Perez 494 00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:22,271 and self-proclaimed political... 495 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,106 Right there. You see that? 496 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:26,776 That right there happened last week 497 00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:29,070 when Novak made it to arena three. 498 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,989 When Samson announces their criminal record, 499 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:33,866 a full third of the audience drops out. 500 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,868 We need to give the audience 501 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,745 somebody that they can get behind. 502 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,665 -A hero. -Correct. 503 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:42,667 And I've got an idea. 504 00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:48,339 [electrical surging] 505 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,348 [guard] Chop-chop, Luke. 506 00:25:57,515 --> 00:25:59,183 [indistinct] 507 00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:00,518 Jesus. 508 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,103 Follow-up with the parole board. 509 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,437 [Luke scoffs] 510 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:06,148 Hurry up. Breakfast is waiting. 511 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:08,192 All right, give me a minute. 512 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,079 Sorry, Bender. 513 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,040 Come on, man, We've seen this before. 514 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,876 Come on in. Have a seat. 515 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,337 [pensive music playing] 516 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,882 So, you guys know, I was just in here. 517 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:33,467 I was denied. 518 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,344 We're not the parole board. 519 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,600 Luke Bender. 520 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,352 We've read your profile. 521 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:47,690 Desmond Belladonna, CEO of Clydesdale Industries. 522 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,818 We manufacture protein supplements, 523 00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:53,654 jet engines, parts for high-end automobiles. 524 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,157 But I don't give a shit about that stuff. 525 00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:59,118 What I'm really passionate about is my other venture. 526 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:02,038 The real moneymaker, Arena Wars. 527 00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:03,456 As you may know, 528 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,083 contestants are death row inmates. 529 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,586 The problem lately is that 530 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,005 it seems audiences just aren't as interested in watching 531 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,090 the scum of the earth get butchered 532 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:14,633 on live TV anymore. 533 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,093 What do you want with me again? 534 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,847 I think it's time to, uh, audition Mr. Bender. 535 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:21,807 With pleasure. 536 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,309 [Belladonna] Don't go easy on him. 537 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:24,894 Don't worry, you can count on that. 538 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,315 Come on, big boy. Let's see what you can do. 539 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:31,901 [neck cracks] 540 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:40,868 [men grunting] 541 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:48,334 [bones cracking] 542 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,546 [bones cracking] 543 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:53,839 [stun baton buzzing] 544 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,801 Well done. 545 00:27:57,385 --> 00:28:00,846 [applauding] Good, good. 546 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:03,891 When I said I read your profile, 547 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:06,268 I meant your classified profile. 548 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,686 [Gideon] Decorated Marine. 549 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:10,106 Took the fall for a superior officer. 550 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:11,941 Landed yourself up in here. 551 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,318 You're an innocent man. 552 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,487 Innocent man can mean big ratings. 553 00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:18,280 Government won't allow it. 554 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,074 You'll blow my cover. 555 00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:21,534 Money can buy anything these days. 556 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,244 Plus, the president's a big fan. 557 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:26,622 Send his kids some shirts, he's very happy. 558 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,458 -What if I say no? -Think about it, Bender. 559 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,419 A chance to get back the life you deserve, 560 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,795 a clean record. 561 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,505 And plus, you don't have much of a choice. 562 00:28:34,672 --> 00:28:36,590 The courts have agreed to upgrade your sentence 563 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:40,803 to lethal injection if you say no. 564 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:51,272 [ominous music playing] 565 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:56,527 Grid down. 566 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,405 Grid up. 567 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,123 [chuckling] Whoa. 568 00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:11,292 [device ringing] 569 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,716 Well, what do you know? You got a call coming in. 570 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:21,635 Put it through. 571 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,520 How are you, Luke? 572 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,063 Cut the shit. 573 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,940 I'm not sure I know what you mean. 574 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,318 You know exactly what I mean. 575 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:39,528 I can't lie to you. 576 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:41,947 Yes, they told me. 577 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,074 Your cover is gonna be blown. 578 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,327 This doesn't just affect me, 579 00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:47,661 they could come for you and Arianna. 580 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,539 I know, I'm aware. 581 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,291 If I don't make it... 582 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:55,878 you tell her I love her. 583 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,964 [sincere melody playing] 584 00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:02,843 You know, you've always been like a son to me. 585 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,221 Thank you. 586 00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:07,598 I'll be watching. 587 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,567 Loosen this shit. 588 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:20,945 [grunts] 589 00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:30,246 What's up, Minty? 590 00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:34,291 I don't think we've met. 591 00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:36,460 My name's Khan. 592 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:39,213 Like the [indistinct]. 593 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:43,926 This is my lady friend hand anyways. 594 00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:46,011 So... 595 00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:48,389 what are you in here for? 596 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,100 -[hisses] -Hey? 597 00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:54,770 I answered a help wanted ad on a suicide hotline. 598 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,731 At the time I didn't know what "help wanted" really meant. 599 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,942 I was just helping patients with the process. 600 00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:01,735 [Minty chuckling] 601 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,448 What was that you handed the big chief over there? 602 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,617 Nothing, man. 603 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:10,869 I saw it. 604 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,998 All right. It's my own brand. 605 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,459 It's concentrated endorphins. 606 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:20,588 Endorphins? 607 00:31:21,422 --> 00:31:22,798 Best high you'll ever have. 608 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:27,344 Complete and utter euphoria. 609 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,596 Tell you what. 610 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,434 First dose is on the house, if you decide you want a taste. 611 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:35,894 You hold that thought. 612 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:39,565 -Cool? -Yeah, man, cool. 613 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:42,610 It's Luke. 614 00:31:43,736 --> 00:31:46,071 Cool Hand Luke. That's what I'll call you. 615 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,906 [Khan chuckling] 616 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,366 ["Forever" by Jonezen playing] 617 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,618 ♪ Let's go ♪ 618 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,412 ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ 619 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:54,997 ♪ It's forever ♪ 620 00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,334 ♪ No surrender ♪ 621 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,295 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 622 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,048 ♪ You know that this right here forever ♪ 623 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,968 ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ 624 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,845 ♪ And there will be no surrender ♪ 625 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,183 ♪ Now allow me to reintroduce myself ♪ 626 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:16,894 ♪ They call me J-O-N to the E-Z-E-N ♪ 627 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:19,063 ♪ Know that we undefeated ♪ 628 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:20,898 ♪ Y'all are beneath speechless trying to air a grievance ♪ 629 00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:22,566 ♪ But these lines are overhead ♪ 630 00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:23,776 ♪ Better check the air for clearance ♪ 631 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,361 ♪ Call the tower this is ours ♪ 632 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,488 ♪ Clear that he the heir apparent ♪ 633 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:29,239 ♪ Really I've never been better, yeah, legacy this is forever ♪ 634 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,283 ♪ All them old ties they been severed ♪ 635 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:32,910 ♪ I'm raising the bar you can go ahead and measure ♪ 636 00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,536 ♪ Think it's about time for a toast ♪ 637 00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:35,704 ♪ Time that we welcome the goat ♪ 638 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,039 [Boggs] Up! 639 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,292 Toes on the line! 640 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,835 ♪ Got anthems and bands with masters ♪ 641 00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:43,087 Name's Boggs. 642 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,922 If you're a fan of the show, 643 00:32:45,089 --> 00:32:48,092 you may remember that I took out Thrustkill a few years back. 644 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,179 -We gonna have a problem? -[Khan clearing throat] 645 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:56,684 I understand that we have a ringer with us. 646 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,727 A real superstar. 647 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,355 Now, although I cannot tell you who that person is, 648 00:33:01,522 --> 00:33:03,399 I can tell you 649 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,235 that you are all under my watch. 650 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:11,281 And we have just a couple of days 651 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,283 to get you detoxified, 652 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,743 trained and ready... 653 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,287 for what you're gonna see beyond that wall. 654 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:19,331 And, folks, you better damn well be ready, 655 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,041 'cause it ain't gonna be pretty. 656 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,751 ["Let's Dance" by Miley Virus playing] 657 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,044 All right. 658 00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,296 Single file. First up. 659 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,006 -Name? -Billie. 660 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:29,133 With an IE. 661 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:30,592 Kiyoshi [indistinct]. 662 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,344 -Alice. -Hank. 663 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,054 -Harris. -Minty. 664 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,725 -Real name. -Minty. Legally changed. 665 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:40,894 -Next. -[all applauding] 666 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:42,312 Khan. 667 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:44,189 You know, like Ghengis. 668 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,649 When was your last physical? 669 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:48,444 Cell block shower this morning. Oh, yeah. 670 00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:51,363 It says you have gonorrhea, chlamydia, 671 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,781 and raised endorphin levels. 672 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:53,907 [both chuckling] 673 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,784 -Name? -Luke Bender. 674 00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:58,579 Are there any pre-existing conditions 675 00:33:58,746 --> 00:34:00,289 that we should know about? 676 00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:02,791 Just your garden variety case of toxic masculinity 677 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,418 and being a badass. 678 00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:07,713 Man, look at this sad sack of shit. 679 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,757 -Name? -Eight Ball. 680 00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:12,134 -Real name? -Eight Ball. 681 00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:16,096 You're not as cute as you think you are. 682 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,931 Haven't you heard, honey? 683 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:21,685 -Everybody wants to visit Paris. -Next. 684 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:23,562 You've been juicing, sir? 685 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:24,938 No, no. Well-- 686 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:26,273 Are you sure? 687 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,525 Maybe, yeah. No, no. 688 00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,694 You think you're so cute, huh? 689 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,696 Cute doesn't mean what you think it does in prison, ma'am. 690 00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:34,740 ♪ 691 00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:38,076 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 692 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,244 So, you want me to cough? 693 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,663 -[coughing weakly] -No. 694 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:43,165 Just drop trou, boy. 695 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:45,876 Like you do in them prison showers. 696 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,336 Just hold still. 697 00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:48,879 Oh, fuck! 698 00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:50,714 Oh, come on, boy. 699 00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:53,675 I know you've had a lot bigger than that. 700 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,220 Gonorrhea vaccine, old school. 701 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,096 Drop 'em. 702 00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:03,727 [Khan screaming] 703 00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:05,103 We know you've had bigger! 704 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,361 [pensive music playing] 705 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:19,743 So, why don't we just sever the nerve endings 706 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:21,495 and be done with it? 707 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:23,330 Pain motivates them. 708 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:24,706 For example... 709 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:35,592 if Nero didn't feel that, you wouldn't have a show. 710 00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:39,179 How's our boy looking? 711 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,139 Broken jaw, 712 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:44,017 fractured skull, the usual. 713 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,604 Domino, will you do the honors? 714 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:54,778 We may need to revamp the cocktail. 715 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,322 It's starting to wear off quicker. 716 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:00,909 Shit. 717 00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:04,288 [Nero grunting] 718 00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:06,415 My face. 719 00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:12,045 [both grunting] 720 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:17,301 Domino. 721 00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:20,637 Remember. 722 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:21,889 Of course. 723 00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:24,182 Good girl. 724 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:28,020 If this happens during a show, it could be bad. 725 00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,439 They could turn against us. 726 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,441 Do what you have to do. 727 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:35,986 -Yes, sir. -[cracking] 728 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,116 I've got the tools, I've got the talent. 729 00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:44,661 You got oil injections, is what you got. 730 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,038 [chuckling] 731 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:48,957 Oh, yeah? It's like that, huh? 732 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,627 I'm gonna call you "Juice" now. 733 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,421 -Taint Juice. -[Harris and Khan laughing] 734 00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:55,714 Taint Juice? 735 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,966 That'd be a boss-ass energy drink. 736 00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:00,052 Win Arena Wars, 737 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,596 get fuck out of here, and market that shit. 738 00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:04,348 Someone down at the club, 739 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,266 "Get you some fucking Taint Juice, baby." 740 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:08,852 Yeah! [laughing] 741 00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,064 Unless you want some of 742 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,231 this Taint Juice right here and now... 743 00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:15,275 then shut the fuck up. 744 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:17,069 Take it easy, Govenator. 745 00:37:18,654 --> 00:37:20,197 This one's on the house. 746 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,159 [huffs] Taint fact number 10. 747 00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:27,996 Only Taint can slam a revolving door. [chuckles] 748 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:30,999 [pensive music playing] 749 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,675 Old concrete punching bag, huh? 750 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:41,885 Yeah. 751 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,304 Used to practice on one myself. 752 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,015 Why did you stop? 753 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,437 [Minty sniffles] 754 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,648 [sighs] All the pent-up aggression. 755 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,735 Carrying it back to my cell. 756 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:01,822 Breathing it all in. 757 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,450 We both know that ain't healthy. 758 00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,163 Brother Carl over there... 759 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:13,250 I'm responsible for him [indistinct]. 760 00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:17,754 So... 761 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:19,840 you ready for this? 762 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,509 I'd be lying if I said I was. 763 00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:25,637 Fuckers at the parole board, man. 764 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,180 How am I supposed to go in there 765 00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:29,224 and prove to them that I've been rehabilitated 766 00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:30,934 when I'm sweating bullets? 767 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:34,271 Think I'm gonna take my chances with Arena Wars. 768 00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:36,148 Sure seems like better odds. 769 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,566 [chuckling] 770 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,401 You're all right, Minty. 771 00:38:39,568 --> 00:38:40,902 You think you can tell those fuckers at the parole board 772 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:42,529 -that for me? -[chuckling] 773 00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:49,453 [tense music playing] 774 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:58,545 Welcome to the next exciting episode of... 775 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,338 [both] ...Arena Wars. 776 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,966 I'm your host, Stephen Samson. 777 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,634 With me, as always, is 778 00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:06,553 former heavyweight champion of the world, 779 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,638 Joe Moses Johnson. 780 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,557 [Moses] You know, last week started 781 00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,225 with such great potential. 782 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:15,353 Arsonist Arturo Perez showing leadership skills 783 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,689 early on, then quickly being taken down 784 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,358 by newcomer Meat Wagon in the third arena. 785 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,070 [indistinct] 786 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:25,697 I'm told we have a surprise announcement tonight. 787 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,450 Something you've never seen on Arena Wars before. 788 00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,660 For the first time, 789 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:34,289 Arena Wars will feature an innocent contestant. 790 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:36,124 -[indistinct] -What are they talking about? 791 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,876 They're talking about me. It has to be me. 792 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:40,962 Lieutenant Luke Bender, former United States Marine. 793 00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,340 You've got to be fucking kidding me. 794 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:44,883 Well, well, well. 795 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,971 So, uh, what are you, like a narc or some shit, man? 796 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,099 You heard me, man. I'm not a narc. 797 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:54,351 [scoffs] Pretty boy here [indistinct]. 798 00:39:54,518 --> 00:39:56,019 I don't know what narcs you know, 799 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:58,772 but I've seen some pretty damn sexy ones myself. 800 00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:00,357 Wait a minute, Luke. 801 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:03,860 You're saying you're innocent? 802 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,948 -Yeah. -[Minty scoffs] 803 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,325 For real? 804 00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:12,327 You saw it on TV. It must be real, right? 805 00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:14,830 Don't think I'm stupid just 'cause I've been in the joint. 806 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:16,540 -Is that really why you're here? -Yes. 807 00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:18,458 -Prove it. -Yeah, mate. 808 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,460 Prove it. 809 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:22,462 I don't know how you expect me to do that from in here. 810 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:23,755 Fair enough. 811 00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:27,259 I'm watching you, Marine. 812 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,760 So, why'd you do it then? 813 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,096 Orders from a commanding officer. 814 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:34,266 Couldn't let it get out that a colonel 815 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,767 close to the president tried to kill him. 816 00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:38,854 All I asked for in return was that my fiancée 817 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,272 and her father were taken care of. 818 00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:42,649 Well, that's a goddamn honorable leave. 819 00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:44,442 Hell yeah. 820 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,528 So, uh, what now? 821 00:40:47,571 --> 00:40:48,738 What do you mean? 822 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:49,990 Well, when are you gonna teach us 823 00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:51,199 some of that Marine shit? 824 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:52,701 -Yeah! -I knew it! 825 00:40:52,868 --> 00:40:53,952 Yeah! 826 00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,329 You follow my lead, all right? 827 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,081 -Yeah. -You bet. 828 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,585 Here we go. You know the drill. 829 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:03,670 Just give me the countdown. 830 00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:07,132 Three, two, one. Bangin'! 831 00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,092 Hey, all you sexy bitches! 832 00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:13,138 Holly Daze is in the house! 833 00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:14,890 Any predictions for tonight's show? 834 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,351 I'll predict Holly Daze 835 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,188 shows me them Holly Ways. 836 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:24,024 Gonna be hard to do when I'm live on Holly Way. 837 00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:26,401 [audience laughing] 838 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:28,904 -Hey, girl. -What's up? 839 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,451 Billie Chambers, right? 840 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:37,746 Yeah. 841 00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:41,208 Women's MMHF 2039. 842 00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:44,502 Used to be. 843 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:47,047 [chuckles] Damn! I knew that was you. 844 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,841 I had front-row seats to your last fight in Vegas. 845 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:53,011 In fact, I think I won, what was it, 20 bucks? 846 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,140 -20 bucks, hey? -That's it. 847 00:41:57,724 --> 00:41:59,643 I guess we both took the win, it was a pretty good night. 848 00:41:59,809 --> 00:42:01,186 Hell yeah, it was a good night. 849 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,063 I wanted to meet you that night. 850 00:42:04,064 --> 00:42:05,273 Didn't get to. 851 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,858 It's nice to meet you now, though. 852 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:10,820 Towel? 853 00:42:12,072 --> 00:42:13,240 Sure, thanks. 854 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:15,951 You know, they've told me about you. 855 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:18,411 They told me you were innocent. 856 00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:22,874 That's never happened here before, 857 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,376 if you can believe that. 858 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,754 Innocent man, life sentence. 859 00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,173 Has to fight his way back out. 860 00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:32,550 That's good television. 861 00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:34,552 Doesn't matter. 862 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:36,972 I'm just a gimmick. 863 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:39,724 Look. 864 00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:43,812 Not one person that has ever been in this room 865 00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:46,523 has ever deserved to get back out. 866 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:48,441 Including me. 867 00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:51,111 But anyway, it's almost showtime. 868 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,363 I'm rooting for you. 869 00:42:58,368 --> 00:42:59,869 Two minutes, people! 870 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:01,037 Two minutes! 871 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:02,414 Just waiting for the cue. 872 00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:05,125 You know, you would think that they could use 873 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:07,419 stock footage of us by now, right? 874 00:43:08,128 --> 00:43:09,296 Don't tell them that. 875 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,589 Unless the buyout's as high as our salaries. 876 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,258 Like that's gonna happen. 877 00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:15,176 [director] Stop flirting. Get the fuck to work. 878 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:18,179 And three, two, one. Badda-bing. 879 00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:21,016 [audience cheering] 880 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:22,934 Hey, all you crazy motherfuckers! 881 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,519 Are you ready? 882 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,355 Are you set? 883 00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:32,277 Let's rock! 884 00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:34,529 [suspenseful music playing] 885 00:43:41,745 --> 00:43:43,288 Bye-bye, bitches! 886 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:49,252 [audience cheering] 887 00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:50,754 Let's go, let's go. 888 00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:54,174 -[man grunts] -[guard] Come on. Let's go. 889 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,303 See you fuckers in the next life. 890 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,348 Smile for the camera, thug life. 891 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:08,563 -[gate rumbles] -Oh, no! 892 00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,403 Everyone stay ready, stay alert. 893 00:44:16,529 --> 00:44:18,907 Hey, guys, do you smell that? 894 00:44:21,242 --> 00:44:23,495 [all screaming] 895 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,206 [Harris screaming] 896 00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:27,957 [audience cheering] 897 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,003 Harris! 898 00:44:32,462 --> 00:44:33,963 Stay back, don't go near him! 899 00:44:41,513 --> 00:44:42,514 Hell yeah! 900 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,933 Here we go! Here we go! 901 00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,811 On my word, everyone on him. 902 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:49,521 Smile! 903 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:50,855 Hey, man, keep that fucking camera out of my face! 904 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,065 Just doing my job, chump. 905 00:44:56,861 --> 00:44:58,113 [Kiyoshi screams out] 906 00:45:01,074 --> 00:45:02,951 [knife clattering] 907 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:14,921 Come on, Cool Hand. You got it. 908 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:16,923 Kill this motherfucker! 909 00:45:21,136 --> 00:45:23,096 -Hold him! Hold him! -Hit him, hit him! 910 00:45:25,932 --> 00:45:27,267 Hold him. Hold him. 911 00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:36,443 [audience cheering] 912 00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:52,834 Hey, Nero. Hold for focus, would you? 913 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:58,006 [audience cheering] 914 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,425 Come on! 915 00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:03,845 Come on! 916 00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:16,107 [announcer] And now, a message from our sponsor. 917 00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:21,654 [indistinct] 918 00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:24,073 [indistinct] 919 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,869 Pretty boy narc can't do it, can he? 920 00:46:28,036 --> 00:46:29,204 Yeah, he can. 921 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:31,873 Come on, Luke. 922 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:38,713 Take it. 923 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,841 [tense music playing] 924 00:46:45,762 --> 00:46:49,766 [electric buzzing] 925 00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:51,976 Good job, Genghis. 926 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:54,270 Luke, you okay? 927 00:46:56,523 --> 00:46:57,732 Yeah. 928 00:46:57,899 --> 00:46:59,567 [announcer] And here we go. 929 00:47:02,237 --> 00:47:03,863 Told you he wasn't gonna do it. 930 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:08,826 Bender, showing some hesitation. 931 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,245 Fuck this. 932 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:15,792 Brutal finishing move 933 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:18,503 by multiple murderer Tanker Lee Jones. 934 00:47:20,213 --> 00:47:21,965 Don't fuck this up for me, Marine. 935 00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:27,345 The tides could be turning here, Joe. 936 00:47:29,931 --> 00:47:34,352 [man grunting] 937 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,441 [indistinct] [coughing] 938 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:41,734 I feel cold. 939 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,238 You want my help, you pick up the goddamn pace. 940 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,532 I'm going as fast as I can, asshole. 941 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:49,659 You afraid of the dark, K-Town? 942 00:47:49,826 --> 00:47:51,578 No, man. 943 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,663 This reminds me of times I used to play in my parents' mortuary. 944 00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:55,540 No wonder you're in here. 945 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,750 [Khan] My sister used to turn off all the lights. 946 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,670 Spin me in a circle, made me count to ten. 947 00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:03,423 Yep, I'd just feel around until I'd find my way out. 948 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:08,595 Sometimes I'd find a corpse, sometimes I'd find my sister. 949 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,680 So, if you found a corpse, 950 00:48:10,847 --> 00:48:13,016 does that mean that you won or you lost. 951 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:14,851 Well, it kind of depends. 952 00:48:15,018 --> 00:48:16,144 Why is that? 953 00:48:16,978 --> 00:48:18,229 Uh... 954 00:48:19,731 --> 00:48:22,942 no one here is wearing a steampunk cosplay, are they? 955 00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:24,152 Get back! 956 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:27,030 [armor whirring] 957 00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:28,698 -Ooh! -[man chuckling] 958 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,497 [armor whirring] 959 00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:39,042 [cheering and applauding] 960 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:40,960 [all grunting] 961 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:47,383 [armor whirring] 962 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:50,345 -[laughing] -[indistinct] 963 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:58,770 [cheering and laughing] 964 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,063 He's all yours. 965 00:49:01,356 --> 00:49:03,024 Fuck. Fuck. 966 00:49:06,486 --> 00:49:08,237 -Good luck, buddy. -[indistinct] 967 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,115 [armor whirring] 968 00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,452 [laughing and cheering] 969 00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:25,421 [laughing] 970 00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:27,507 Oh, shit. Oh, sh-- No, no, no! 971 00:49:27,674 --> 00:49:28,841 [cracking] 972 00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,552 ♪ 973 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,681 -[blade whooshing] -[blows landing] 974 00:49:35,515 --> 00:49:37,058 I saw tech like this [indistinct]. 975 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,894 The thing about heavy doses of adrenaline... 976 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:43,022 is there's always a quick crash. 977 00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:44,357 [armor whirring] 978 00:49:44,524 --> 00:49:45,858 [cheering and applauding] 979 00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:49,195 [knife slashing] 980 00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:55,576 [audience cheering] 981 00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:01,124 -He's dead. -Good. 982 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:03,459 Less backs to watch. 983 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:06,421 Every one of us that goes down, hurts the team. 984 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:07,588 The team, huh? 985 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,674 [Luke] Yeah, the team. 986 00:50:12,176 --> 00:50:15,805 Listen, if you want to live through this, 987 00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:17,265 we have to work together. 988 00:50:17,432 --> 00:50:19,267 -[scoffs] -Just follow my lead. 989 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,103 Says the motherfucker who couldn't kill Nero. 990 00:50:23,396 --> 00:50:25,523 Why the fuck are we even listening to this Marine? 991 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,442 He is not one of us. 992 00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:30,903 You really expect us to believe your ass is out here 993 00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,405 looking out for the rest of us? 994 00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:35,742 We're murderers, thieves. 995 00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:37,869 You're a stupid jarhead who took the fall for someone 996 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,454 who's out living it up at your expense. 997 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:41,414 You're here getting your shit pushed in. 998 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:44,292 I was a sacrifice for national fucking security. 999 00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:45,752 Couldn't let it get out 1000 00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:47,044 that the president was easily reached. 1001 00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:49,881 I hate to be the harbinger of bad news, but... 1002 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,508 the whole fucking world knows now. 1003 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:56,804 Sounds like you failed your mission... 1004 00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:58,848 Marine. 1005 00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:01,851 How about this? 1006 00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:05,146 Us lifers, we'll stick together... 1007 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:08,608 and you can fuck off. 1008 00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:20,244 -[gasps] -[audience groans] 1009 00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:24,957 -Hang me now. -[chuckling] 1010 00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:30,379 [Meat Wagon breathing heavily] 1011 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:37,470 [Meat Wagon laughs] 1012 00:51:37,637 --> 00:51:41,307 [percussion beat intensifies] 1013 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:50,107 Are you still with me? 1014 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,693 Bender, clearly preparing to give 1015 00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:55,321 our home audience a motivational speech. 1016 00:51:55,905 --> 00:51:59,116 I said, are you with me? 1017 00:51:59,659 --> 00:52:00,743 Yeah! 1018 00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:03,329 [cheering and applauding] 1019 00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:07,041 [crowd whooping] 1020 00:52:09,961 --> 00:52:11,379 -Yo! -Fuck yeah. 1021 00:52:11,546 --> 00:52:12,964 Let's do it, Bender! 1022 00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,091 Let's get some. 1023 00:52:25,518 --> 00:52:27,812 Major props to the producers, man. 1024 00:52:27,979 --> 00:52:29,522 I mean, I never saw this one coming. 1025 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,732 [cheering and applauding] 1026 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:33,568 [Meat Wagon growling] 1027 00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:41,993 -[grunting] -[Meat Wagon screaming] 1028 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:48,749 Enough. 1029 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:55,006 -Motherfucker. [grunts] -[axe squelching] 1030 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,966 [woman] Oh, Jesus. 1031 00:52:57,133 --> 00:52:58,259 [grunts] 1032 00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:02,930 -You did good. -[indistinct] 1033 00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:06,350 [dramatic music plays] 1034 00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:09,312 [crowd murmuring] 1035 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:14,400 [Luke huffs] 1036 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:20,865 [indistinct chatter] 1037 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:25,536 ♪ 1038 00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:29,040 [cheering] 1039 00:53:35,046 --> 00:53:36,589 Oh, my God! 1040 00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:38,799 -Oh, my God. -Come on. 1041 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:41,510 [crowd cheering] 1042 00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:43,930 Yeah! 1043 00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:52,313 [indistinct chanting] 1044 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,279 You're a bad motherfucker, Marine. 1045 00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:03,157 [crowd chanting] 1046 00:54:10,081 --> 00:54:11,832 So, if, like, Bender is innocent, 1047 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:13,292 does that mean, like, there's more hot guys 1048 00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:14,460 in jail like that? 1049 00:54:14,627 --> 00:54:16,879 Well, if Bender lives, 1050 00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:18,631 if he-- if he gets an action figure, 1051 00:54:18,798 --> 00:54:21,092 can Comic Con book him so I can get it signed maybe? 1052 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:25,137 I mean, if he's innocent, why not just let him out now? 1053 00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:27,014 Due process. 1054 00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:28,975 All that pent up aggression we accumulate during the week? 1055 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:30,893 I can't think of a better outlet for it. 1056 00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:33,813 Reminds me that time I got a black belt in jiu-jitsu. 1057 00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:36,232 This one-two punch combo, the teamwork. 1058 00:54:36,399 --> 00:54:37,942 It's a rare thing in the world today. 1059 00:54:38,109 --> 00:54:39,318 Yo, I'm gonna one-two punch you 1060 00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:41,112 if you don't let me rock the mic. 1061 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,613 It's the most fascinating study of the human condition 1062 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,199 since, well, the advent of social media. 1063 00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:47,159 I actually got into the ring myself recently. 1064 00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:48,828 I'm not going to say I'm a pro or anything, 1065 00:54:48,995 --> 00:54:50,579 but I definitely learned a thing or two about myself. 1066 00:54:50,746 --> 00:54:53,124 I saw some pretty crazy shit out on the battlefield. 1067 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:54,458 I gotta tell you, 1068 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:55,960 nothing compares to what I see here. 1069 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,670 Yeah, that says a lot about you, though. 1070 00:54:57,837 --> 00:54:59,755 Dealing with kids all day, I mean, 1071 00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,882 sometimes I just want to fuck some shit up. 1072 00:55:02,049 --> 00:55:03,300 -[crowd laughing] -You know what I'm saying? 1073 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:04,760 [reporter] I totally understand. 1074 00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,846 I did get hit in the head pretty bad. 1075 00:55:07,013 --> 00:55:08,347 Mom said I wasn't the same after that, 1076 00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:09,932 -can you believe it? -[reporter] Oh, wow. 1077 00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:12,309 I get up, I go down the garage 1078 00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:14,603 and I just unload on that heavy bag. 1079 00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:16,897 Bender was the surprise of the season, 1080 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,357 but that doesn't mean he's going to keep up 1081 00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:19,859 -this winning streak. -That's true. 1082 00:55:20,026 --> 00:55:21,652 Look, I don't care who wins. 1083 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:23,362 What I want to see is all the bloodshed, 1084 00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:25,239 grade-A type of stuff on screen tonight. 1085 00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:27,283 -That's all I care about. -Okay, nice. 1086 00:55:27,450 --> 00:55:29,368 Okay, great, amazing. Thank you, guys. 1087 00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:32,371 [menacing music plays] 1088 00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:41,213 [liquid bubbling] 1089 00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:51,557 "Death, be not proud, 1090 00:55:51,724 --> 00:55:54,268 for some have called you mighty and dreadful... 1091 00:55:55,144 --> 00:55:56,729 for thou art not so." 1092 00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:58,773 Do you know where that's from? 1093 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:00,733 No. 1094 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,568 It's a sonnet. 1095 00:56:03,152 --> 00:56:05,529 "Death, Be Not Proud", 1096 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,531 written in the 1600s. 1097 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,037 "For rest and sleep... 1098 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:18,250 for thou picture be much pleasure, 1099 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:21,295 for thee, much more must flow." 1100 00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:23,964 That's my favorite passage. 1101 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:25,966 It gets me through my job. 1102 00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:28,511 How about you, Domino? 1103 00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:32,181 I don't understand the question. 1104 00:56:33,766 --> 00:56:35,267 I know you wouldn't. 1105 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,480 All that cunning that you had... 1106 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:43,317 all that precision, gone... 1107 00:56:44,235 --> 00:56:45,611 with a single injection. 1108 00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:48,280 Such a shame. 1109 00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:52,576 [phone ringing] 1110 00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:55,204 Yeah? 1111 00:56:57,665 --> 00:56:58,791 Pretty incredible, isn't it? 1112 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,293 I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. 1113 00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:09,552 I think it's a beautiful idea. 1114 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,763 Our own universe of streaming programming. 1115 00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:19,728 Let's not jump to conclusions. 1116 00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:22,565 I'm pretty sure he'll give a big "fuck you" to that idea. 1117 00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:26,527 [ominous music plays] 1118 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,531 Well, don't forget my executive producer credit. 1119 00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:34,702 He fucking swung and boom! 1120 00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:36,495 Knocked Meat Wagon the fuck out. 1121 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,039 Shit, man, he hit that floor like a dollar store hooker. 1122 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:40,583 -[laughing] -Okay, K-Town. 1123 00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,293 The fuck you know about dollar store hookers? 1124 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:44,712 [chuckles] I thought you stuck to the penny saver. 1125 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:46,881 Dollar store's a little too classy. 1126 00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:48,215 [laughing] 1127 00:57:48,382 --> 00:57:49,592 I got Y1,500. 1128 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:53,262 [muffled electronic music playing] 1129 00:57:53,429 --> 00:57:54,930 Cheer up, my ninja. 1130 00:57:55,097 --> 00:57:57,057 Ninja, you're, like, one step closer to freedom. 1131 00:57:58,267 --> 00:58:00,436 Yeah, brother man. Bring it in. 1132 00:58:01,312 --> 00:58:03,564 Bring it in. Come on. 1133 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:06,567 -Boom! -Yes! Yeah! 1134 00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:08,736 Good job, guys. 1135 00:58:08,903 --> 00:58:10,279 Hey Boggs. Oh, man. 1136 00:58:10,446 --> 00:58:12,072 I need you to get me something for my back. 1137 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,282 You know, 'cause I'm carrying the whole fucking team. 1138 00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:14,575 You know I'm saying? 1139 00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:17,578 I hate to interrupt your little celebration here. 1140 00:58:17,745 --> 00:58:19,288 Producers want to see you upstairs. 1141 00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:20,831 -All of us? -Yep. 1142 00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:22,583 Shit. Him, too? 1143 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,335 Unfortunately, yes. 1144 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,837 -Why? -Big night. 1145 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,881 -It's time to celebrate. -[Minty] Serious? 1146 00:58:29,465 --> 00:58:31,300 -Us? -In restraints. 1147 00:58:31,467 --> 00:58:33,969 Don't get excited and don't forget, 1148 00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,096 you've got an explosive in your head. 1149 00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:38,224 [chuckling] At least we'll die happy. 1150 00:58:39,725 --> 00:58:41,644 Five minutes. Be ready. 1151 00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:44,563 You know what this means, right? 1152 00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:46,941 Dude, we're going to have fucking pussy 1153 00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:48,317 lined up for miles. 1154 00:58:48,484 --> 00:58:49,944 We're, like, fucking rockstars now. 1155 00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:51,862 Oh, shit, even fucking Bill's gonna get laid. 1156 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,489 Oh, shit, man! 1157 00:58:53,656 --> 00:58:55,574 [laughing] 1158 00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,953 ♪ 1159 00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:06,252 ♪ Don't wanna die [indistinct] ♪ 1160 00:59:06,418 --> 00:59:08,379 ♪ Shoot from the hip, baby ♪ 1161 00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,464 -Hold up, hold up, hold up. -What? 1162 00:59:10,631 --> 00:59:12,299 Not sure who let you out of the sewer, 1163 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,885 but this is VIP only. 1164 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:17,012 You must not be up on current events. 1165 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:19,181 We are VIP. 1166 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,183 It's invitation only. 1167 00:59:21,642 --> 00:59:23,560 Well, we have one of those. 1168 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:25,104 Yeah? Who invited you? 1169 00:59:25,854 --> 00:59:26,939 The man. 1170 00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:29,984 Hey, fuckface. 1171 00:59:30,484 --> 00:59:32,319 Don't you know? We're special guests. 1172 00:59:34,947 --> 00:59:36,824 Okay, then. Enjoy your evening. 1173 00:59:43,414 --> 00:59:44,957 Hi, guys. Welcome. 1174 00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:47,668 -Hello. -May I offer you a drink? 1175 00:59:47,835 --> 00:59:49,545 Suck my pulse with a straw, yes! 1176 00:59:49,712 --> 00:59:50,796 Or two? 1177 00:59:51,297 --> 00:59:52,840 Oh, yeah, [indistinct]. 1178 00:59:53,299 --> 00:59:55,509 Oh. [chuckles] Oh, they're twins. 1179 00:59:55,676 --> 00:59:57,219 -Oh, yeah. -Follow me. 1180 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:00,723 They'll [indistinct] 1181 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:03,225 explosive chips in our necks 1182 01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:04,852 and then we can take off our cuffs. 1183 01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:07,438 Not everyone is as well-behaved as we are, right? 1184 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,064 [chuckling] 1185 01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:10,816 I think they want you to mingle a little bit. 1186 01:00:10,983 --> 01:00:12,067 You two, come with me. 1187 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,530 Hey. [chuckles] 1188 01:00:18,157 --> 01:00:20,784 There he is. The man of the hour. 1189 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,913 Get over here, you badass son of a bitch. 1190 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:26,749 Wait a minute. 1191 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:29,043 You're telling me you've met this guy before? 1192 01:00:29,585 --> 01:00:30,961 Unfortunately. 1193 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:37,760 [Belladonna] Pull up a chair, Luke. 1194 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:39,887 I'll have one of the girls grab you a drink. 1195 01:00:40,054 --> 01:00:42,348 [Luke] If I can, I'd like to pass that offer 1196 01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:43,682 over to my friend. 1197 01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:47,019 [laughing] 1198 01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:48,896 What'll you have, boss? 1199 01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:52,483 Mint julep. 1200 01:00:54,735 --> 01:00:55,986 Candy. 1201 01:00:57,696 --> 01:00:58,781 Yes, sir? 1202 01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:01,283 Two mint juleps for my man here. 1203 01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:02,910 Coming right up. 1204 01:01:08,082 --> 01:01:10,209 Pretty impressive showing out there tonight. 1205 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:11,919 You're the new fan favorite. 1206 01:01:12,753 --> 01:01:13,879 Well, it's fight or die. 1207 01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:18,258 Well, you'll thank me for that someday. 1208 01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:22,513 If my fiancée and her father are still alive... 1209 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:24,556 I might. 1210 01:01:27,059 --> 01:01:28,685 Your team is made up 1211 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:31,230 of people convicted in a court of law. 1212 01:01:32,106 --> 01:01:34,691 It must be a real moral conflict for you, 1213 01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,485 protecting the scum of the earth, 1214 01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:39,238 while you sit in here just for doing your duty. 1215 01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:41,824 Who says they're the scum of the earth? 1216 01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:44,368 [laughs] 1217 01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:48,163 I didn't know you Marines had such a good sense of humor. 1218 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:51,125 I thought it was all oorah and Semper Fi. 1219 01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:53,836 Which reminds me... 1220 01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:56,880 what do you plan to do for work once you're free? 1221 01:01:58,674 --> 01:01:59,758 If I'm free. 1222 01:02:01,135 --> 01:02:03,137 Well, maybe I can help with that. 1223 01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:07,224 But not now. Enjoy the night. 1224 01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:08,559 [clicks tongue] 1225 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,060 If you're interested in hearing about 1226 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,020 an opportunity that's come up, 1227 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:14,022 meet me in the green room later. 1228 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:21,697 And, Bender... 1229 01:02:23,949 --> 01:02:25,159 this is entertainment. 1230 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:27,411 That's all it is. 1231 01:02:27,578 --> 01:02:30,831 [people talking indistinctly] 1232 01:02:39,131 --> 01:02:41,925 [indistinct] 1233 01:02:46,847 --> 01:02:48,432 [Luke sighs] 1234 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:54,188 Hi, guys. 1235 01:02:56,482 --> 01:02:57,566 So it's this, then? 1236 01:02:58,525 --> 01:02:59,651 Just doing our job, Jake. 1237 01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:00,944 [Luke] Yep. 1238 01:03:01,904 --> 01:03:02,988 [neck cracks] 1239 01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:08,410 -[blow thuds] -[grunting] 1240 01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:15,501 What's up, champ? 1241 01:03:17,628 --> 01:03:18,921 You should have taken that drink. 1242 01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:20,756 [Luke grunts] 1243 01:03:22,174 --> 01:03:24,092 [Luke groaning] 1244 01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:26,845 My inbox is blowing up with new sponsors. 1245 01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,555 The network wants to move 1246 01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:31,808 next week's follow-up episode to the weekend. 1247 01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:35,521 The problem is, you're good. 1248 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,231 A little too good. 1249 01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:41,151 The network's talking about creating a spin-off 1250 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:42,861 centered around you. 1251 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:46,490 I made a promise to my mother before she died 1252 01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:48,867 not to let her pride and joy go under. 1253 01:03:49,952 --> 01:03:52,663 Of course, by pride and joy, she meant the company. 1254 01:03:54,081 --> 01:03:55,207 Not me. 1255 01:03:58,210 --> 01:03:59,795 It was Arena Wars that saved it. 1256 01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:02,172 It saved the company. 1257 01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:04,216 It saved me. 1258 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,134 It saved my legacy. 1259 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,178 You tell them I said no. 1260 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,972 And fuck you. 1261 01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:12,140 Well, you see, even if you said yes, 1262 01:04:12,307 --> 01:04:14,184 this shows me they're looking elsewhere. 1263 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:17,980 I can't have my saving grace also be my downfall. 1264 01:04:19,106 --> 01:04:21,817 So, you're going to kill me then? 1265 01:04:23,694 --> 01:04:24,736 [chuckles] No. 1266 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,615 Hell, I can't even handicap you, that'd be too obvious. 1267 01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:32,202 But what's the one thing that's kept you going 1268 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:34,204 the whole time you've been locked up? 1269 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:37,791 You don't need to answer, as we already know. 1270 01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:41,878 The call's from your former commanding officer, 1271 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:45,257 who is also father of the love of your life 1272 01:04:45,424 --> 01:04:47,050 and a father figure to you. 1273 01:04:49,469 --> 01:04:50,554 [Luke grunts] 1274 01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:53,932 [dramatic music plays] 1275 01:04:57,603 --> 01:04:59,021 What is this? This-- 1276 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,693 Your fiancée and father-in-law are dead. 1277 01:05:05,277 --> 01:05:06,528 [Gideon] Five years ago. 1278 01:05:06,695 --> 01:05:08,739 Hit by a drunk driver on Christmas Day. 1279 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,657 Killed instantly. 1280 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,995 You're lying. He talks to me. 1281 01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:18,582 It's a deep fake. 1282 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:20,917 Fuck you! 1283 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:27,049 ♪ 1284 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,888 [Khan] [indistinct] with those two cocktail waitresses 1285 01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:34,973 -from the party. -[Minty] [indistinct] party. 1286 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:38,935 Luke? 1287 01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:40,937 -[Minty] Luke. -[Khan] Hey, brother. 1288 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,066 -You all right? -[Luke grunts] 1289 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:45,317 Come on, let's get up. 1290 01:05:46,193 --> 01:05:47,277 Let's get out of here. 1291 01:05:48,195 --> 01:05:49,529 -You all right? -[Luke] I'm fine. 1292 01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:53,075 [Minty] I'm going to get him, Khan. 1293 01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:59,081 These sure don't look like they came 1294 01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,624 from the hits he took on the show. 1295 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,043 We've been sparring. 1296 01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:05,379 Then how come you two don't have any bruises? 1297 01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:07,255 'Cause we're badasses that don't get hit. 1298 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:09,925 I guess that's a better excuse 1299 01:06:10,092 --> 01:06:11,927 than saying you fell down some stairs. 1300 01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:15,222 What's going on? 1301 01:06:16,807 --> 01:06:18,642 Found him in the green room, knocked out. 1302 01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:21,228 Luke. 1303 01:06:22,229 --> 01:06:23,313 Marine! 1304 01:06:25,065 --> 01:06:26,149 You with me? 1305 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:29,069 [Luke groans] 1306 01:06:30,404 --> 01:06:32,447 [Luke] Fuck. Fuck. 1307 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:37,577 I'm-- I'm fine. 1308 01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:41,498 Thank you, Hopkins. I'll take it from here. 1309 01:06:44,251 --> 01:06:45,877 All right, what happened? 1310 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:49,589 I cut myself shaving. 1311 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,591 That's bullshit. 1312 01:06:52,718 --> 01:06:54,928 Belladonna doesn't get involved in matches 1313 01:06:55,095 --> 01:06:56,972 unless there's something going down. 1314 01:06:58,557 --> 01:07:00,142 So, again, what's going on? 1315 01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:04,354 [Luke sighs] 1316 01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:08,567 He says the network wants to offer me a spinoff. 1317 01:07:09,151 --> 01:07:10,819 Wait, how's that a bad thing? 1318 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:12,946 He thinks I'm a threat to him. 1319 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,907 [Minty] This sounds like some paranoid bullshit to me. 1320 01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,618 If there's one thing I know about that man, 1321 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:19,828 you don't mess with his money. 1322 01:07:19,995 --> 01:07:21,538 I'm not a killer, 1323 01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:23,039 or whatever it is he wants me to be. 1324 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,291 I'm a soldier. 1325 01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:27,335 -That's it? -Yeah. 1326 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:30,046 I don't think so. 1327 01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:33,759 You look like someone whose heart's been ripped out 1328 01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:35,260 and crushed in front of them. 1329 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,221 See that a lot in here. 1330 01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:44,770 Weekly calls that I've been getting... 1331 01:07:46,146 --> 01:07:48,523 from my would-be father-in-law were never real. 1332 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:55,197 He and my fiancée... 1333 01:07:57,574 --> 01:07:59,910 died five years ago. 1334 01:08:01,328 --> 01:08:03,038 And I was never told. 1335 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:08,752 [Minty] Sorry, man. 1336 01:08:09,795 --> 01:08:12,839 [somber music plays] 1337 01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:15,509 This-- that's the only thing 1338 01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:16,927 that's kept me going in here. 1339 01:08:19,179 --> 01:08:20,263 Every day. 1340 01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:26,144 All these fucking years. 1341 01:08:28,188 --> 01:08:30,649 Fuck! [sobbing] 1342 01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:34,194 Luke. Listen to me. 1343 01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:37,364 We're in this together. Okay? 1344 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,699 You got us. 1345 01:08:40,492 --> 01:08:41,618 [Minty] All of us. 1346 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,912 -We're family. -Don't worry. 1347 01:08:49,543 --> 01:08:51,253 Let's show him what pain is. 1348 01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:53,129 Damn right. 1349 01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:56,049 [announcer talking indistinctly] 1350 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,643 Wow. Hey. 1351 01:09:07,853 --> 01:09:09,771 Wow, this is a surprise. 1352 01:09:10,272 --> 01:09:13,024 What brings you down from your supervillain lair? 1353 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,402 Funny. [chuckles] 1354 01:09:15,569 --> 01:09:17,070 Remember that material for the air. 1355 01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:20,740 Somehow I don't think you came down here to tell me that. 1356 01:09:21,408 --> 01:09:22,826 Just a little wellness visit. 1357 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:25,662 How are you and Moses feeling lately? 1358 01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:28,999 Well, you know, um, I got really high cholesterol. 1359 01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:32,377 And Moses, unfortunately, has a heart murmur. 1360 01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:35,922 Seriously, what's on your mind? 1361 01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:37,883 Listen. [sighs] 1362 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,345 Whatever happens tonight, don't stop the show. 1363 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:43,680 Keep it going. 1364 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:47,809 What he's saying is, no matter what you see... 1365 01:09:48,977 --> 01:09:50,312 the show must go on. 1366 01:09:50,896 --> 01:09:53,690 I get it. Don't have to tell me twice. 1367 01:09:55,025 --> 01:09:56,359 Thanks, chief. 1368 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:59,070 [announcer talking indistinctly] 1369 01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:03,658 [doctor] I increased the dosage quite a bit. 1370 01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:06,244 A handful of mental sedatives 1371 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:08,538 whose names you wouldn't be able to pronounce. 1372 01:10:09,164 --> 01:10:11,291 They'll be sitting pretty for quite a while. 1373 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:13,168 -[injecting gun hisses] -Domino. 1374 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,087 Hey. Don't forget. 1375 01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:20,759 Yes. 1376 01:10:22,052 --> 01:10:23,136 [injecting gun hisses] 1377 01:10:24,638 --> 01:10:27,474 Welcome back to another episode of... 1378 01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:29,893 Arena Wars! 1379 01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:32,062 -I love when we do that. -[laughing] 1380 01:10:32,646 --> 01:10:34,105 This special episode will feature 1381 01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:36,316 the return of our first contestants 1382 01:10:36,483 --> 01:10:39,277 to last more than one week in five seasons. 1383 01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:40,946 And don't forget Luke Bender, 1384 01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:44,366 former Marine and the first innocent contestant 1385 01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,701 in the history of the show. 1386 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,745 Here it is. Here it is. 1387 01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:51,957 [indistinct cheering] 1388 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,043 -Yes! -[Khan] Another one down! 1389 01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:58,922 -Lucky shot. -Oh, lucky my ass, man. 1390 01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:01,174 Teamwork makes the dream work, [indistinct], all right? 1391 01:11:02,676 --> 01:11:04,719 I see people come in here one night, get lucky, 1392 01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:06,096 come back for the next show, 1393 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,181 get wiped out in the first ten seconds. 1394 01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:09,933 Sounds like you have a bad judge of character, my friend. 1395 01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:11,977 The only person getting lucky tonight is your mom. 1396 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:14,729 [laughing] 1397 01:11:15,814 --> 01:11:17,273 See you now. Bye-bye. 1398 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,692 Oh. 1399 01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:20,360 [indistinct] 1400 01:11:20,527 --> 01:11:22,237 I wonder how much money that [indistinct], man. 1401 01:11:22,404 --> 01:11:24,322 [all laughing] 1402 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:25,490 Let's go. 1403 01:11:25,657 --> 01:11:27,117 [upbeat rap song plays] 1404 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:30,078 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1405 01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:33,206 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1406 01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:36,793 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1407 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,462 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1408 01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:42,590 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1409 01:11:44,676 --> 01:11:47,887 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1410 01:11:48,555 --> 01:11:50,974 When we first saw these guys, 1411 01:11:51,141 --> 01:11:53,268 I didn't think a damn thing about them. 1412 01:11:53,435 --> 01:11:55,145 A bunch of sad sack losers. 1413 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:57,605 And now I actually think they have a chance 1414 01:11:57,772 --> 01:11:59,816 to win the whole thing, you know? 1415 01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:01,818 But I've been wrong before too. 1416 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:05,447 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1417 01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:08,992 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1418 01:12:09,159 --> 01:12:12,495 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1419 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,540 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1420 01:12:15,707 --> 01:12:19,127 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1421 01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:21,838 [woman] I know everyone's going crazy 1422 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:23,506 for Luke Bender, but Minty? 1423 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:25,800 Now that is a real man. 1424 01:12:26,301 --> 01:12:27,802 [chuckling] 1425 01:12:27,969 --> 01:12:31,056 They got us a dope-ass theme song and everything. 1426 01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:33,058 -Hell yeah. -[Minty chuckles] 1427 01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:35,685 You ever thought you'd be a celebrity, K-Town? 1428 01:12:36,895 --> 01:12:38,605 Not unless you count the evening news. 1429 01:12:40,482 --> 01:12:41,816 Shit, I've missed this stuff. 1430 01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:45,737 [knuckles cracking] 1431 01:12:46,654 --> 01:12:47,864 [indistinct] 1432 01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:49,908 Oh, yeah. 1433 01:12:50,909 --> 01:12:52,410 All that's missing is the crowd. 1434 01:12:53,912 --> 01:12:55,038 I need the energy. 1435 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,837 Luke Bender. Nice to meet you, babe. 1436 01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:04,631 I'm Holly Daze. 1437 01:13:05,215 --> 01:13:08,093 Tell us, how are you feeling about tonight's showdown? 1438 01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:14,349 I, um... 1439 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,229 First I should probably, uh... 1440 01:13:20,522 --> 01:13:22,065 thank the producers... 1441 01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:26,903 for this incredible opportunity. 1442 01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:32,575 [indistinct] for the hype, right? 1443 01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:35,120 Not disappoint the viewers at home. 1444 01:13:35,286 --> 01:13:36,496 That's right. 1445 01:13:38,998 --> 01:13:41,251 When I fight, I'm not fighting for money. 1446 01:13:43,503 --> 01:13:44,838 I'm fighting for you. 1447 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:48,675 [cheering and applauding in distance] 1448 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,684 Why don't you go down and check on Holly Daze's dressing room? 1449 01:13:58,268 --> 01:14:00,186 Some commotion going on down there. 1450 01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:01,938 What? Again? 1451 01:14:09,279 --> 01:14:12,365 [cheering and applauding] 1452 01:14:13,491 --> 01:14:15,368 Are you ready? 1453 01:14:16,870 --> 01:14:20,081 -I said, are you ready? -[cheering] 1454 01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:23,835 [Holly] Then let's fucking do this! 1455 01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:28,590 [ominous music plays] 1456 01:14:29,299 --> 01:14:31,176 -[chainsaw whirring] -[Luke] Go back! Back! 1457 01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:35,847 [chainsaw whirring] 1458 01:14:36,014 --> 01:14:37,056 Anyone got a plan? 1459 01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:38,641 Sun Tzu. Art of War. 1460 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,393 Old school guerrilla warfare tactics. 1461 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,061 I'll take [indistinct] that, brother. 1462 01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:44,272 If you run and dodge [indistinct]. 1463 01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:45,899 Sounds easy enough. 1464 01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:47,775 Just keep moving, confuse him and ambush, got it? 1465 01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:50,028 -[all] Got it. -Come on, you fucker! 1466 01:14:50,195 --> 01:14:51,905 [chainsaw whirring] 1467 01:14:53,573 --> 01:14:55,742 [cheering] 1468 01:14:57,327 --> 01:14:58,828 [Luke grunts] 1469 01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:04,667 [Minty screams] 1470 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,377 [audience exclaims] 1471 01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,632 [Luke grunting] 1472 01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:15,553 -[Khan screams] -[meat squelching] 1473 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:18,431 Yes! Yes! That's the one right there. 1474 01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:21,267 Against the rules to celebrate? 1475 01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:23,895 -It's not against the rules. -I wasn't asking. 1476 01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:27,357 [crowd cheering] 1477 01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:30,068 I'm fucking dying. 1478 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:39,077 Listen, uh, on a serious note now, um... 1479 01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:44,457 [sighs] A word from our sponsors. 1480 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,631 [shaky breathing] 1481 01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:54,342 Breathe through it. Stay with me. 1482 01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:58,388 This is my fault. 1483 01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:00,890 I caused it. 1484 01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:03,184 I put you here. 1485 01:16:03,351 --> 01:16:04,477 Don't be sorry. 1486 01:16:06,437 --> 01:16:09,983 [ragged breathing] Just glad that I got to spend the day... 1487 01:16:12,944 --> 01:16:15,905 side by side with all of you. 1488 01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:19,367 [somber music plays] 1489 01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:23,538 [sniffles] Stay with me. 1490 01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:26,582 [breathing shakily] It's okay. 1491 01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:31,504 [Minty exhales] 1492 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,969 ♪ 1493 01:16:38,136 --> 01:16:39,804 [Minty crying] 1494 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,060 [Minty grunts forcefully] 1495 01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:53,651 Minty, look at me. 1496 01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:55,987 -[Minty cries] -I'm sorry. 1497 01:16:56,738 --> 01:16:59,907 I am so goddamn sorry, but we have to keep moving. 1498 01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:03,119 You gotta keep moving. 1499 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,747 You can do this. All right? 1500 01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:07,874 Come on. Come on. 1501 01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,500 Come. 1502 01:17:12,712 --> 01:17:13,796 [Minty sighs] 1503 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:19,010 ♪ 1504 01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:34,484 We must be [indistinct], huh? 1505 01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:36,819 Yeah, we must be. 1506 01:17:38,446 --> 01:17:39,530 [Luke] Hey. 1507 01:17:40,907 --> 01:17:42,033 You going to be all right? 1508 01:17:43,868 --> 01:17:44,952 You good? 1509 01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:50,583 [sighs] As good as I can be. 1510 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:53,294 You? 1511 01:17:55,588 --> 01:17:57,882 -Same. -Hey, Billie. 1512 01:17:58,508 --> 01:18:00,635 Hey. You okay? 1513 01:18:00,802 --> 01:18:01,969 Yeah. 1514 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:03,971 Yeah. 1515 01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:05,807 How long do you think we've got? 1516 01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:08,601 Not long. Maybe another 10, 15 seconds. 1517 01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:09,852 We need to be ready. 1518 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:14,065 No more fucking surprises. 1519 01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:17,235 Yeah. It's go time. 1520 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:26,244 [suspenseful music plays] 1521 01:18:33,793 --> 01:18:35,628 [Mister Smiles laughing] 1522 01:18:35,795 --> 01:18:37,797 [Minty chuckling] 1523 01:18:44,137 --> 01:18:46,848 [chainsaw whirring] 1524 01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:49,434 [growling] 1525 01:18:51,811 --> 01:18:54,188 [growling] 1526 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,443 -[Luke grunts] -[audience exclaims] 1527 01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:00,778 [man] It's bad. It's bad. 1528 01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:03,239 [Khan yells out, grunts] 1529 01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:07,535 [audience boos] 1530 01:19:08,286 --> 01:19:09,620 [Billie grunts] 1531 01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:16,836 [growling] 1532 01:19:17,420 --> 01:19:19,088 -[Luke] Over here. -[Mister Smiles growls] 1533 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,674 [cheering] 1534 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,807 [growling] 1535 01:19:59,921 --> 01:20:01,923 [applause] 1536 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:03,633 [Mister Smiles wheezing] 1537 01:20:12,642 --> 01:20:14,894 -[Billie grunting] -[blows landing] 1538 01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:20,483 [Billie groans] 1539 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:22,985 Hey, hey, hey. 1540 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:25,613 You're okay, you're okay. 1541 01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:28,157 Billie-- Billie stop! Stop! Billie, Billie, Billie. 1542 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:30,409 He's done. He's done. 1543 01:20:30,576 --> 01:20:32,787 It passes, okay? It passes. 1544 01:20:32,954 --> 01:20:34,205 -[Billie panting] -Are you all right? 1545 01:20:35,623 --> 01:20:37,917 Oh, fuck. Yeah, fuck. 1546 01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:40,211 I've been hit harder than that fighting. 1547 01:20:41,379 --> 01:20:43,506 [sighs] I'm good. I'm good. 1548 01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:45,883 [sighs] 1549 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:47,260 Wow. 1550 01:20:47,426 --> 01:20:48,886 That-- that's a twist right there. 1551 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:51,138 I just got a text that the odds on Luke Bender 1552 01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:53,099 are going through the roof in Vegas right now. 1553 01:20:56,978 --> 01:20:58,646 [Minty] So, when does round three start? 1554 01:20:58,813 --> 01:21:00,147 Fuck, I don't know, man. 1555 01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:01,649 That fucking asshole caught me off guard. 1556 01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:05,111 All right, guys, we got to move. We have to finish this. 1557 01:21:06,571 --> 01:21:08,281 You lead the way, badass. 1558 01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,283 -[Minty laughs] -Thanks. 1559 01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:12,493 Okay, let's go. [grunts] 1560 01:21:13,327 --> 01:21:14,412 [Khan groans] 1561 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:19,709 [device beeping] 1562 01:21:27,717 --> 01:21:28,843 Welcome to the party. 1563 01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:31,304 [device beeping] 1564 01:21:36,309 --> 01:21:39,520 [suspenseful music plays] 1565 01:21:39,687 --> 01:21:41,731 Be ready, guys. Just be ready. 1566 01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:48,487 [cheering and applauding] 1567 01:21:51,574 --> 01:21:53,409 [metal scrapes on tiles] 1568 01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:55,661 -You're ours, motherfucker. -[chainsaw whirring] 1569 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,581 [garbled growling] 1570 01:22:08,507 --> 01:22:10,051 [Billie grunts] 1571 01:22:12,553 --> 01:22:13,638 This is for Carl. 1572 01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:15,640 -[garbled growling] -[Minty grunts] 1573 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,146 [cheering and applauding] 1574 01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:26,984 [growling] 1575 01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:43,834 [all grunting] 1576 01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:45,461 [garbled groaning] 1577 01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:53,135 [Cutie Pie giggles] 1578 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:55,513 [Luke screams] 1579 01:22:56,931 --> 01:22:58,933 Oh! Oh, my God! 1580 01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:01,227 -[indistinct] -Is that her? Cutie Pie! 1581 01:23:01,394 --> 01:23:03,020 [Cutie Pie screams] 1582 01:23:03,187 --> 01:23:05,398 [both grunting] 1583 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,993 [Billie screams] 1584 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:20,579 [Cutie Pie laughs] Yes! 1585 01:23:22,123 --> 01:23:24,542 [indistinct] 1586 01:23:24,709 --> 01:23:27,128 -Here, kitty, kitty. -[Cutie Pie] Meow. Come on. 1587 01:23:27,294 --> 01:23:28,838 [Minty laughing] 1588 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,716 [Luke grunting] 1589 01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:36,971 [Khan] On the house, remember? 1590 01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,474 [pills rattling] 1591 01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:44,520 -That's it. -[Luke gulps] 1592 01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:46,439 [shuddering] 1593 01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:48,649 How-- how long do they take to kick in? 1594 01:23:48,816 --> 01:23:50,526 They're super fast-acting. 1595 01:23:51,610 --> 01:23:52,737 There you go. 1596 01:23:59,118 --> 01:24:00,411 There you go, there you go. 1597 01:24:00,578 --> 01:24:03,664 [Luke panting] 1598 01:24:03,831 --> 01:24:07,626 Three, two, one. 1599 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:09,879 Now. 1600 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:17,386 [Calypso panting] 1601 01:24:24,310 --> 01:24:27,396 [Luke panting] 1602 01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:29,774 [neck cracking] 1603 01:24:33,444 --> 01:24:34,570 [indistinct] 1604 01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:37,239 [cheering] 1605 01:24:42,203 --> 01:24:44,622 [Calypso screams out] 1606 01:24:45,623 --> 01:24:46,832 Get the axe! 1607 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,502 -Get the axe! -[Calypso groaning] 1608 01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:58,969 [Cutie Pie squeals] 1609 01:25:02,264 --> 01:25:04,725 [Cutie Pie grunting] 1610 01:25:04,892 --> 01:25:05,976 Come on! 1611 01:25:07,478 --> 01:25:09,855 [Cutie Pie] No. No! No! 1612 01:25:11,524 --> 01:25:12,817 -[squelching] -[Cutie Pie] No! 1613 01:25:15,945 --> 01:25:17,279 [Cutie Pie wheezing] 1614 01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:18,781 Something's wrong. 1615 01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:21,826 Yeah, the stupid one handed something to Bender. 1616 01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:24,370 Wonder how that got past security. 1617 01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:26,247 Any ideas? 1618 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:31,877 Domino? 1619 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:35,172 Yes? 1620 01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:37,675 [Cutie Pie] No, don't! 1621 01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:40,344 -Please! -What? 1622 01:25:40,845 --> 01:25:42,179 Please! 1623 01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:43,556 Talk! 1624 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,016 You took your dose, right? 1625 01:25:46,517 --> 01:25:48,602 I was in the room with you, but-- 1626 01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:49,979 I always do. 1627 01:25:51,522 --> 01:25:52,815 Yes or no? 1628 01:25:53,691 --> 01:25:54,733 Yes. 1629 01:25:55,401 --> 01:25:56,485 I took the dose. 1630 01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:59,405 [Gideon] If you're telling the truth, 1631 01:25:59,572 --> 01:26:00,656 then you wouldn't mind providing us 1632 01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:02,408 with a blood sample, would you? 1633 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,410 Of course not. 1634 01:26:05,369 --> 01:26:07,204 I'm always willing to comply. 1635 01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:11,292 [Belladonna] She hesitated. 1636 01:26:14,461 --> 01:26:15,629 Talk! 1637 01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:17,590 [Cutie Pie] They dose us. 1638 01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:20,092 None of us want to be here! 1639 01:26:21,468 --> 01:26:22,511 You see that? 1640 01:26:23,053 --> 01:26:24,471 You're telling this to the world. 1641 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:28,475 I think you've forgotten how much you owe me. 1642 01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:30,603 I don't owe you anything. 1643 01:26:31,645 --> 01:26:33,147 You'd have died in the arena. 1644 01:26:33,314 --> 01:26:34,648 You owe me your life. 1645 01:26:34,815 --> 01:26:37,359 [whimpers] This is no life. 1646 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:43,324 [intense music plays] 1647 01:26:43,490 --> 01:26:44,909 [Domino cries] 1648 01:26:45,910 --> 01:26:47,912 What were you in for again? 1649 01:26:50,372 --> 01:26:51,832 Oh, that's right. 1650 01:26:51,999 --> 01:26:54,752 You were a hired killer. A sniper. 1651 01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:57,963 Thought you'd have at least examined your own weapon. 1652 01:26:58,631 --> 01:26:59,882 [gun clicks] 1653 01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:04,970 [Domino inhales] 1654 01:27:08,599 --> 01:27:09,934 Please don't kill me. 1655 01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:14,229 Oh, I'm not going to kill you. 1656 01:27:15,064 --> 01:27:16,690 That would be a waste of talent. 1657 01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:19,818 I'm just going to transfer you. 1658 01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:23,238 [injecting gun hisses] 1659 01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:26,951 Back to the arena. 1660 01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:35,793 -Who doses you? -[Cutie Pie gasps] 1661 01:27:36,502 --> 01:27:37,878 Who doses you? 1662 01:27:38,045 --> 01:27:40,214 [audience murmuring] 1663 01:27:41,632 --> 01:27:44,468 -Talk! -[Cutie Pie whimpering] 1664 01:27:44,635 --> 01:27:46,136 [gunshot booms] 1665 01:27:48,222 --> 01:27:49,348 Get your ass over there. 1666 01:27:52,685 --> 01:27:54,228 Welcome to sudden death. 1667 01:27:54,395 --> 01:27:57,398 ♪ 1668 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:01,485 -Let him go. -We're still on the air, Luke. 1669 01:28:02,528 --> 01:28:04,655 What kind of show would that be for the audience? 1670 01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:07,866 You force these people to be on your kill squad. 1671 01:28:09,118 --> 01:28:11,203 Just like you forced me to be on your show. 1672 01:28:11,370 --> 01:28:12,663 Well, it's hard to keep 1673 01:28:12,830 --> 01:28:14,248 a steady flow of willing participants 1674 01:28:14,415 --> 01:28:15,666 when death's part of the deal. 1675 01:28:15,833 --> 01:28:18,669 I said let him go. 1676 01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:21,630 Don't worry about me, brother. He's going to kill me-- 1677 01:28:22,089 --> 01:28:23,173 Quiet! 1678 01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:25,092 Spoilers. 1679 01:28:25,259 --> 01:28:27,469 You shoot him and then what? 1680 01:28:27,928 --> 01:28:29,430 We find out if you're really a killer. 1681 01:28:31,015 --> 01:28:32,391 No. 1682 01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:34,226 Don't tell me you never killed a man in battle. 1683 01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:37,021 And don't tell me you didn't feel a rush from it. 1684 01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:38,230 This isn't war. 1685 01:28:38,397 --> 01:28:40,607 The audience is bloodthirsty, 1686 01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:42,067 and you gave them what they wanted. 1687 01:28:42,985 --> 01:28:44,236 It's war. 1688 01:28:44,403 --> 01:28:45,904 What does that make you? 1689 01:28:47,406 --> 01:28:48,949 You're the one making the profit. 1690 01:28:50,534 --> 01:28:52,161 [Belladonna] Like I said before, Luke. 1691 01:28:54,455 --> 01:28:55,664 This is entertainment. 1692 01:28:56,832 --> 01:28:58,042 That's all it is. 1693 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:03,005 Luke. 1694 01:29:04,131 --> 01:29:05,215 It's time to go home. 1695 01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:10,137 [chainsaw whirring] 1696 01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:12,556 [Billie screaming] 1697 01:29:12,723 --> 01:29:13,932 [Belladonna screaming] 1698 01:29:14,099 --> 01:29:15,809 -[audience exclaims] -[man] Fuck yeah! 1699 01:29:17,144 --> 01:29:19,229 [Billie screaming] 1700 01:29:34,286 --> 01:29:37,164 Jesus Christ, I thought he'd never shut up. 1701 01:29:38,582 --> 01:29:40,084 Can we get the fuck out of here now? 1702 01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:43,796 -No. -Why? 1703 01:29:43,962 --> 01:29:46,256 -The chips in our heads. -Fuck. 1704 01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,509 Don't worry about that. 1705 01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:51,553 Surprised you didn't recognize military tech. 1706 01:29:53,347 --> 01:29:54,807 -[zapping] -[all groaning] 1707 01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:00,687 Thank you. 1708 01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:02,564 Don't mention it. 1709 01:30:04,942 --> 01:30:06,485 How do we get out of here? 1710 01:30:07,861 --> 01:30:08,946 Follow me. 1711 01:30:11,615 --> 01:30:12,699 Man. 1712 01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,120 I could use some mint juleps right about now. 1713 01:30:16,286 --> 01:30:17,412 [indistinct] 1714 01:30:24,378 --> 01:30:25,921 [sighs] 1715 01:30:29,591 --> 01:30:30,717 I'm free. 1716 01:30:31,885 --> 01:30:34,763 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1717 01:30:34,930 --> 01:30:36,348 [crowd chanting] Arena Wars. 1718 01:30:36,515 --> 01:30:39,017 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1719 01:30:39,184 --> 01:30:42,104 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1720 01:30:42,271 --> 01:30:45,149 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1721 01:30:45,315 --> 01:30:48,277 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1722 01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:49,778 Arena Wars. 1723 01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:53,031 [chanting continues] 1724 01:30:54,241 --> 01:30:57,411 [cheering and applauding] 1725 01:31:03,417 --> 01:31:06,044 [audience] Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1726 01:31:06,211 --> 01:31:09,089 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1727 01:31:09,256 --> 01:31:12,342 [upbeat rock music plays] 1728 01:31:16,889 --> 01:31:19,933 ♪ 1729 01:31:25,606 --> 01:31:29,484 ♪ Trying to forgive but remembering to forget ♪ 1730 01:31:29,651 --> 01:31:31,570 ♪ The voices in my head... ♪ 1731 01:31:31,737 --> 01:31:34,573 So, uh, let me get this right, 1732 01:31:34,740 --> 01:31:37,951 you slept with Thrustkill in 2030? 1733 01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:39,536 Why do you think [indistinct]? 1734 01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:41,496 [chuckling] 1735 01:31:41,663 --> 01:31:43,165 You got a great outfit. 1736 01:31:43,332 --> 01:31:44,958 I heard that you, uh, are a big fan of the show? 1737 01:31:45,125 --> 01:31:46,710 Is that-- is that true? 1738 01:31:46,877 --> 01:31:49,671 Not only a fan, but, you know, I'm an employee also. 1739 01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:52,257 And I don't know if you know this or not, 1740 01:31:52,424 --> 01:31:54,801 but I park about five or six spaces 1741 01:31:54,968 --> 01:31:57,387 down from you every day. 1742 01:31:57,554 --> 01:31:59,181 You look a little nervous. What-- what's the matter? 1743 01:31:59,348 --> 01:32:00,682 I ain't going to bite you. 1744 01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:02,226 I'm nervous 'cause I don't want to die! 1745 01:32:02,392 --> 01:32:04,019 Well, that's [indistinct]. 1746 01:32:04,186 --> 01:32:06,605 -Oh, I-- I can't. -Why can't you? 1747 01:32:06,772 --> 01:32:08,857 Because they don't give us the option. 1748 01:32:09,024 --> 01:32:11,109 Who-- who-- who-- who's they? 1749 01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:13,820 -They! The whole thing! -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1750 01:32:13,987 --> 01:32:16,490 I guess I'd be nervous too. 1751 01:32:16,657 --> 01:32:18,408 Hey, by the way, do you still have the Heisman trophy? 1752 01:32:18,575 --> 01:32:21,578 [laughs] I sold it on eBay. 1753 01:32:21,745 --> 01:32:22,871 Yeah. 1754 01:32:23,038 --> 01:32:25,874 Hey, buddy. I don't shake hands. 1755 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:28,919 It's a crazy thing, it's a bad habit, I know. 1756 01:32:29,086 --> 01:32:30,963 First off, I need to tell you. I'm a big fan. 1757 01:32:31,129 --> 01:32:32,839 Oh, thanks. Thanks. Thank you. [indistinct] 1758 01:32:33,006 --> 01:32:34,466 That Hail Mary in the fourth quarter 1759 01:32:34,633 --> 01:32:36,134 in that game against the Raiders? 1760 01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:37,719 Absolutely beautiful. 1761 01:32:37,886 --> 01:32:40,055 Yeah, thanks a lot, uh, thank you... 1762 01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:42,266 -Tank. It's fine. -All right. Whatever. 1763 01:32:42,432 --> 01:32:43,558 What's the matter with you, son? 1764 01:32:44,101 --> 01:32:45,894 Uh, I'm on the camera with you? 1765 01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:47,437 Yeah, [indistinct]. 1766 01:32:47,604 --> 01:32:50,065 ♪ Pick yourself up ♪ 1767 01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:52,651 You ever hear the expression "a deer in headlights"? 1768 01:32:52,818 --> 01:32:55,362 -You don't remember me? -Oh. [huffs] Should I? 1769 01:32:55,529 --> 01:32:57,197 Come on! Jimmy Magnus. 1770 01:32:57,364 --> 01:33:00,284 I'm the guy that took you 1771 01:33:00,450 --> 01:33:02,035 to the emergency ward, 1772 01:33:02,202 --> 01:33:05,080 stayed with you all night after you tore your ACL. 1773 01:33:05,247 --> 01:33:08,041 -Badass Jimmy Magnus. -[laughing] 1774 01:33:09,668 --> 01:33:12,421 [both laughing] 1775 01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:14,256 Is it true that 1776 01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:16,341 you're an actual member of the Yakuza? 1777 01:33:16,508 --> 01:33:18,719 [indistinct] 1778 01:33:18,885 --> 01:33:21,596 If you win back your freedom, what're you going to do? 1779 01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:22,889 You going to go back to Japan? 1780 01:33:23,390 --> 01:33:26,977 [speaking Japanese] 1781 01:33:33,025 --> 01:33:36,361 So, I hear that you're actually related 1782 01:33:36,528 --> 01:33:38,655 -to one of our gladiators? -That's right. 1783 01:33:38,822 --> 01:33:42,451 Master Blaster and I are twin bros. 1784 01:33:43,827 --> 01:33:46,204 Always thought you threw that last Super Bowl. 1785 01:33:46,371 --> 01:33:47,831 Excuse me, what was that? 1786 01:33:47,998 --> 01:33:49,916 I mean, if you don't want to admit it, 1787 01:33:50,083 --> 01:33:52,252 maybe we can meet somewhere after and discuss it. 1788 01:33:52,419 --> 01:33:54,087 No, but I have a gun. 1789 01:33:54,254 --> 01:33:55,756 It's good to see you though. 1790 01:33:55,922 --> 01:33:57,382 I've been-- I've been hoping you'd get me on here 1791 01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:59,634 once in a while, or-- or once anyway. 1792 01:33:59,801 --> 01:34:01,511 -Here you are. -Here I am. 1793 01:34:01,678 --> 01:34:03,180 Well, you know, that's what happens 1794 01:34:03,347 --> 01:34:04,514 when you spend 10 years getting your ass kicked 1795 01:34:04,681 --> 01:34:06,475 and then if you're lucky, 1796 01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:09,811 you end up being a commentator on a talk show, 1797 01:34:09,978 --> 01:34:11,646 or the star of a cartoon, 1798 01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:14,775 or selling some insurance policies. 1799 01:34:14,941 --> 01:34:16,234 [chuckling] 1800 01:34:20,364 --> 01:34:21,698 I haven't seen you guys for a while. 1801 01:34:21,865 --> 01:34:23,283 You're always on the field, yeah? 1802 01:34:23,450 --> 01:34:25,369 Oh, we just came here to pick up our checks. 1803 01:34:25,535 --> 01:34:27,954 -You called us over here. -They make you pick them up? 1804 01:34:28,121 --> 01:34:30,499 [indistinct] 1805 01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:33,085 I figured you just get paid electronically. 1806 01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:35,837 Well, the state pays us electronically, but this-- 1807 01:34:36,004 --> 01:34:37,881 Man, this is blood money, come on. 1808 01:34:38,048 --> 01:34:40,175 [chuckling] Yeah. I know. 1809 01:34:40,842 --> 01:34:43,136 Yeah, yeah. No, I get it, I understand. 1810 01:34:43,303 --> 01:34:44,513 Yeah, blood money is-- 1811 01:34:44,679 --> 01:34:46,056 You know, I guess in the long run 1812 01:34:46,223 --> 01:34:47,391 it's all blood money. 1813 01:34:47,933 --> 01:34:49,810 I mean, how do you deal with it? What's the difference? 1814 01:34:49,976 --> 01:34:52,771 Ethics, Samson. Ethics. 1815 01:34:52,938 --> 01:34:54,106 I agree with that. 1816 01:34:54,272 --> 01:34:55,440 Ethics.