1 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:09,300 [knife scraping] 2 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:14,222 - You know what a death roll is? 3 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:17,517 It's how alligators kill their prey. 4 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:23,023 You see, gators are ancient creatures, 5 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:25,817 violent things. 6 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:30,238 Their bite's strong it can cut through bone. 7 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,532 But they can't chew. 8 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:35,869 So when they clamp down on their prey 9 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,662 and they pull it underwater 10 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:41,958 and they start flipping over faster and faster, 11 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,544 round and round, 12 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,256 it's like a washer on a spin cycle, 13 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,926 'cept it's not cleanin' dirty undies, uh-uh. 14 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:54,971 [knife scraping] 15 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,682 [soft percussive music] 16 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,059 * * 17 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:03,396 It's tearin' limbs from sockets 18 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:07,108 and muscle from bones. 19 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:13,114 The prey is literally ripped to shreds. 20 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,576 So why am I telling you this? 21 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:20,747 Because that's what you're doin' to us, Lorraine. 22 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,750 You're putting us in a fucking death roll! 23 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,043 - Ma'am, I understand 24 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,212 that COBRA can be an expensive option 25 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,089 for continued health insurance coverage. 26 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:32,926 - Oh, you think? It's fuckin' $700 a month 27 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,636 per participant! 28 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,222 - It's only intended as an emergency option 29 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,641 after job loss, but the good news is, 30 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:43,019 your current plan doesn't expire for another ten days. 31 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,646 - Ten fucking days? 32 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:47,524 I tried to book a cardiologist for Ray-Nathan. 33 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:50,276 They didn't have an appointment for six months. 34 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:51,653 - I don't need a cardiologist, Mom. 35 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,822 - You got the high blood pressure, Ray-Nathan. 36 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,198 - And I'm cutting back on my sodium. 37 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,117 I switched from McGriddles to McMuffins. 38 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:58,368 - Ma'am, if there's nothing else, 39 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,619 I'd appreciate if you could stay on the line 40 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,122 for a quick customer satisfaction survey. 41 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:03,415 - Oh, I'll give you your feedback 42 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,125 right fuckin' now. 43 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,002 You're part of the cancer 44 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:11,798 that is destroying the soul of America, Lorraine! 45 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,634 - Okay, well, we understand that you have a choice 46 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:15,844 when it comes to health insurance, 47 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,929 and we do appreciate your business. 48 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,889 - I hope you die, Lorraine! 49 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,142 Zero stars! 50 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:25,103 [upbeat rock melody] 51 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,063 * * 52 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,232 - Craig, if you're watching this, 53 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,401 I want you to know that I am okay, 54 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,944 but the Boones will hurt me 55 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,071 if you don't do exactly what they say-- 56 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,865 - No, no, no. Cut. God damn it. 57 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,159 How many times do I have to tell you 58 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,952 to sound more scared? 59 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,287 - I'm sorry. I am scared. 60 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,372 It's just that I smile when I'm nervous. 61 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:46,166 - It's not your smile. It is your goofy voice. 62 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,917 Can you just say it regular? 63 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,420 - I guess I could try an American accent. 64 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:51,755 Give me one second. 65 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:54,049 Hot dog. Hot dog. 66 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,216 Hot dog. - All right. 67 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:59,095 You are scared to death. Action. 68 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,847 - Craig, if you're watching this, 69 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,350 I want you to know that I'm-- - That's fucking worse. 70 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,101 Is that the only accent you got? 71 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,687 - Um, I could do Marge Simpson. 72 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,773 [raspy voice] Hello, Homie. Would you like-- 73 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,941 - Fuck this! 74 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,527 She don't sound scared 'cause she ain't! 75 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:18,948 Maybe it's time we escalate this situation. 76 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,241 God damn it! - [laughs] 77 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,993 - Stop laughing at me! 78 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,704 You know women's laughter is the sound I hate the most. 79 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,415 I don't think my sister has conveyed the gravity 80 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,834 of this situation to you, girl. 81 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,420 So I'm just gonna ask you one question: 82 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:37,300 Picker, tickler, pinkie, stretch, or thumb? 83 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,052 - What? - Which finger do you want me 84 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,220 to cut off-- 85 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,514 picker, tickler, 86 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,725 pinkie, stretch, or thumb? 87 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,852 Picker, tickler, pinkie, stretch, or thumb? 88 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:51,022 Come on! Picker, tickler, pinkie, stretch, or thumb? 89 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,483 - Please, I don't want you to cut off any of my fingers. 90 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,151 - Don't tell me. Tell the camera. Action! 91 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,779 - Hey, Craig, I'm okay, but Ray-Nathan has a knife 92 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,364 and I'm pretty sure he's angry with women. 93 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,574 They said they're not gonna hurt me if you do everything 94 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,076 that they say, but I'm scared. 95 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,453 I'm really, really scared. 96 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,330 - Nice work, kids. - I mean, I did it. 97 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,916 - Ray-Nathan dropped his knife. - Why would you kidnap Jillian? 98 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,376 I'm the only one that cares about her, 99 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,752 and my net worth is a minus sign. 100 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,254 - We want our fake jobs back. 101 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,588 - But here's the good news. 102 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:19,050 Unlike COBRA, I am reasonable. 103 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,302 Rehire us in the next ten days 104 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,388 and nothing happens to your friend. 105 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,016 After that, let's just say 106 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:29,102 we won't be the only ones needin' health insurance. 107 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,854 - Oh, and one more thing. 108 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,314 Before you think about calling the cops, you might wanna 109 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:36,985 check on who runs the Port Everglades sheriff's station-- 110 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,112 Tyler Boone. 111 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,197 - No relation, 112 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,324 but a very close friend. 113 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,952 - No relation? No, relation. 114 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,954 Natalie-Ray, that's your first cousin. 115 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,247 - Yeah, well, you could have told me that 116 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,957 before I gave him a hand job at Nana's funeral. 117 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,667 - Why did you think he was there? 118 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,794 - Uh, 'cause everyone loved Nana. 119 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,463 She was a pillar of our community. 120 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:57,630 - That's just nasty. - Yeah, well, 121 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,299 it's not like I got off or anything. 122 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,717 You all are freaking out over nothing. 123 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,927 - In a church? - Uh, yeah. 124 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,971 Hello? God can just forgive it right away. 125 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:05,972 - What the fuck? 126 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,099 I wanted this sign to be jacked. 127 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,476 Does it look jacked to you? 128 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,394 - Yes. It's a really big sign. 129 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,854 - No, this sign doesn't look jacked. 130 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,148 It looks like it sucks its own dick on the elliptical. 131 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,025 You're fired. 132 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,026 What about you, big man? 133 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,903 You think this sign looks jacked? 134 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,571 - I don't know. Rodney, I actually have 135 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,572 something really serious to tell you. 136 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:23,990 - I got an influencer event 137 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,367 happening in eight hours. 138 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,744 More serious than that? - The Boones took Jillian. 139 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,121 They're gonna hurt her. - So no, not more serious. 140 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,873 - You have to rehire them. - Don't do it. 141 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:32,916 Too expensive. 142 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:34,709 - Sorry, she's my little "Rain Man"-- 143 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:37,420 number, number, number, number. 144 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,505 I'm just kidding. 145 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:40,256 We're a family of Tom Cruises. 146 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,966 - Rodney, please, I'm begging you. 147 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,968 - I was so proud of you in San Diego, 148 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,971 lying to all those people about curing cancer. 149 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,848 I thought my shit clicked with you, bro. 150 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,642 - Yo, Rodney, a truck just pulled up. 151 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,602 - Oh, holy shit! It's here? 152 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,145 - Rodney got a shark for the party tonight. 153 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,772 - Yeah, I'm gonna put it in the pool and fight it. 154 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,691 - What do you mean, "fight it," like bop it on the nose? 155 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,442 - It's a shark. I'm gonna kill the thing. 156 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,985 - Sounds dangerous. 157 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,862 - I mean, it's a blacktip, not a great white. 158 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,322 - 'Cause they wouldn't let me buy a great white 159 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,658 because we are a nation of girls, 160 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,493 but still a shark, 161 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,787 still a killing machine. 162 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,580 You'll see tonight. - No, I won't see 163 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,958 because I won't be at your influencer event. 164 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,502 My friend is kidnapped, and you won't help. 165 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,004 - Ugh. 166 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,588 Craig, your drama. 167 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,883 All right, where's that fish I'm gonna murder? 168 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,593 - I'm telling you, man, you should come to the party, 169 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,387 take your mind off stuff. - By "stuff," do you mean 170 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,930 my best friend getting kidnapped? 171 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,473 - Wow. 172 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:31,891 I thought I was your best friend. 173 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,060 [laughs] I'm just kidding. We don't get along. 174 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,895 - [groans] - Bro, will you relax? 175 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,480 Is anything gonna happen to Jillian tonight? 176 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,233 - No, but-- - Isaiah, Rodney wants you. 177 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,277 - I'll be right there. 178 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:43,528 Man, just trust me, okay? 179 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,989 It's like Tyrese says, "God has a plan." 180 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,324 - Are you seriously quoting Tyrese to me right now? 181 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,909 - Or Drake or Floyd Mayweather-- 182 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,203 I don't know, they all pretty much got the same take on God. 183 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,580 - Well, they sent a dud shark. 184 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,665 It's all full of Xanax or some shit. 185 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,167 It's all sleepy. Threw a baseball right 186 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,752 at its head. It just bounced right off. 187 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,170 - The drugs are for the transport. 188 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,713 It'll wear off soon. - Yeah, and what if it doesn't? 189 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,923 People are gonna watch me fight some low-T beta shark? 190 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,508 - You could give it some of mom's Adderall. 191 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,093 - No. [laughs] 192 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,762 Mama needs that to get out of bed in the morning 193 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,347 and go to the gym. Let's think. 194 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,890 Uh, I know. 195 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,059 We get that crate of EpiPens from the office, 196 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,310 wake that fucker up. 197 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,644 Come on. Let's go. 198 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,563 - Well, looks like you got a lot on your plate. 199 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,107 I'ma take off. - Craig, I promise, 200 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,317 there's a plan. 201 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:25,362 [light percussive music] 202 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,822 - Gabriel, Angel, let's go. 203 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,367 If Rodney won't help, we'll do this ourselves. 204 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,451 Suit up. 205 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,454 [dramatic music] 206 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:41,628 * * 207 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,798 - Hold on. 208 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,383 What do we need machetes for? 209 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,051 - Yeah, I thought maybe I missed a text or something. 210 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,803 - Well, Jillian's been kidnapped 211 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,388 by that creepy swamp family. 212 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,391 - So the machetes are for fighting? 213 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:57,310 - I was hoping we could just show up and wave 'em around, 214 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,770 look scary. 215 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,689 - But if that doesn't work, you want us to stab 'em? 216 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,400 - I mean-- - Or cut part of them off? 217 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,527 - I'm not exactly sure how it's gonna go down, Angel. 218 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,488 - I'm sorry, Mr. Foster, but I have a family. 219 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,448 I can't be your Batman. 220 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,200 I quit. 221 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:13,827 - Look... 222 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,620 I get that you're scared. 223 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,455 I'm scared too. 224 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,166 But this is for Jillian. 225 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,836 You love Jillian! She started Margarita Mondays. 226 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,546 - I hated Margarita Mondays, 227 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,716 but she pays me, so I couldn't say no. 228 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:31,177 - Forced fun is not real fun. 229 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,595 - I don't wanna die for my boss. 230 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,557 - Nah, you guys don't have to quit. 231 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,350 I'll think of something else. 232 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,269 Sorry for asking. 233 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:43,815 * * 234 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,818 [phone buzzing] 235 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:52,115 Hello? - Hi, it's Brandy from carWOW. 236 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,575 - [sighs] - I was just calling to see 237 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,076 if you were still in the market for a used vehicle, 238 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,203 because our fall-forward sale's event-- 239 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,414 - Aah! What the fuck? 240 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,790 - I'm coming down. 241 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,252 - What are you doing here, Prada, 242 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,795 and why'd you bring your own chair? 243 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,256 - Because everything in here obviously has bedbugs. 244 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,550 And I came to help you save your partner. 245 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:11,760 - Wait, seriously? 246 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:12,927 I didn't think you liked Jillian. 247 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,096 - I don't. She's got shelter-dog vibes. 248 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,723 - Then why are you gonna help save her? 249 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,224 - Because in return, 250 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,227 you're going to help me destroy my father. 251 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:24,314 * * 252 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,988 - If my dad goes down, I take over Dominine. 253 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,032 If you help make that happen, 254 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,284 I'll give you your farm back, free and clear. 255 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:39,037 - What's the catch? - The catch is you help me. 256 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,872 I already said the catch. 257 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,248 Jesus, this is gonna be hard. 258 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:46,628 I feel like I'm explaining what PDFs are to a cat. 259 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,046 - Don't you like your dad? 260 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,339 You guys have so much in common. 261 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,924 You're the only two people I've ever seen 262 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,842 throw lit matches at valets. 263 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,260 - My father taught me everything I know. 264 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,929 He poured all his knowledge into me. 265 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,098 But when you finish a gallon of milk, 266 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,517 you don't leave the empty carton lying around. 267 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,852 You throw it away. 268 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,062 My time has come. 269 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,147 - Your time? You're 12. 270 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,483 - You only think that 12 is young 271 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,318 because you're a dinosaur. 272 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,404 What are you, 34? 273 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,073 - Yes, you're really good at guessing ages. 274 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,282 But why should I trust you? 275 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,326 You've been really, really mean to me, 276 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,454 which I know sounds childish, but it's true. 277 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,872 - You should trust me 278 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,458 because I have the perfect plan, 279 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,795 and because you don't really have any other options. 280 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:32,132 Do you? - [sighs] 281 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,384 Okay. What do you need me to do? 282 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,553 - My father recently made five payments 283 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,472 of $1,000,000 each to a woman named Sophia. 284 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,682 - That's why you mad. 285 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,850 You think he's having an affair. 286 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,768 - No. I know he's having an affair. 287 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,437 His mistress bought me a birthday gift, 288 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,982 but he's spending company funds on her. 289 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,483 And if we can get proof, 290 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,152 the board will have to replace him. 291 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:55,155 - Okay, so how do we get proof? 292 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,239 - I hope you have a nice suit 293 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,283 because you're going to a party. 294 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,328 - Predator Power party is epic. 295 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,040 There's a freaking shark. Chomp, chomp, bitches. 296 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,960 - Okay, so I just waited for sliders behind Seth Green. 297 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,296 Predator Power party is insane. 298 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,466 - Okay. Who's next? Come on up. 299 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,509 All right, say "Predator Power." 300 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,844 - Predator Power. 301 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,429 - All right, now say-- 302 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:22,015 - Well, the suit thing was a mistake. 303 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,725 That's on me. 304 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,102 - What are you doing here? What happened to Jillian? 305 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,771 - Nothing. It's fine. 306 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,064 I just-- 307 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,816 I needed get my mind off all that drama. 308 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,026 You told me to come. 309 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,195 - Yeah, that's the problem. 310 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,155 It's actually really suspicious you took my suggestion. 311 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,115 - I told him to come. 312 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,784 He's still employed by us. 313 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,118 And you know what my dad says, 314 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,205 "Time is money, so time off is stealing." 315 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,331 - Yeah, it just feels like the Craig I know 316 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,999 would be off saving his friend. 317 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,459 - Maybe you should worry about the fact 318 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,879 that the predatory hashtag isn't even trending locally. 319 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,547 Go do your job. 320 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,927 How hard is it to come up with a reasonable explanation 321 00:11:58,968 --> 00:11:59,969 for why you're here? 322 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,179 Watch this. 323 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,890 I'm a sad farmer who's never had a quiche. 324 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,184 - I've had a quiche, Prada Lamonca. 325 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,104 - Shh! I don't wanna be seen talking to you. 326 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:14,234 Wait 15 seconds, then meet me at the buffet. 327 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,695 - One Mississippi, two Mississippi... 328 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,032 - That was only 12 seconds. 329 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,076 - Nuh-uh, I used the Mississippi method. 330 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,452 One Mississippi-- - Shh! 331 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,830 Don't look at me. Just stare straight forward 332 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,540 and pile your plate. 333 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,376 Do you know what you're supposed to do? 334 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,294 - Yeah, you made me go over it 1,000 times. 335 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,171 - Well, my confidence in you was shaken 336 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,756 after the whole suit debacle. 337 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,258 - Okay. 338 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,884 So as soon as it gets dark, 339 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,178 Rodney is gonna make his big announcement. 340 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,431 [air horn blares] - Ladies, gentlemen, 341 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,766 and Predators, thank y'all so much for coming. 342 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,477 I stole a saw palmetto farm from this dude Craig, 343 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,980 and now I'm gonna go fight a shark for no real reason. 344 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,566 Yada, yada, yada. I'm a dream killer. 345 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,443 [cheers and applause] 346 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,695 - That's not what he's gonna say. 347 00:12:58,737 --> 00:12:59,904 - I was paraphrasing. 348 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,781 - Do you wanna save your friend or not? 349 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,993 - Fine, so as Rodney's giving his electrifying, 350 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,745 logical introduction, 351 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,705 I sneak into the downstairs bathroom, 352 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,750 second door past the kitchen, and hide. 353 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,709 Wouldn't it make more sense 354 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,085 for you to hide in the bathroom? 355 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,837 I feel like you're a lot less conspicuous than I am. 356 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,172 - I'm very conspicuous. 357 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,548 I have presence. 358 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,176 Also, I have my sober companion watching over me 359 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,844 at all times. 360 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,305 Hi, Meryl. 361 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,974 [scoffs] Why don't people in recovery wear makeup? 362 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,976 - Aren't you a little young to have a sober companion? 363 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,436 Is everything okay? - I had a period 364 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,605 of youthful rebellion when I was ten. 365 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,482 I'm past it. Keep going. 366 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,942 - Okay, so Rodney comes in to change. 367 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,319 - Now it's time to kill an animal 368 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,071 like a fucking psychopath! 369 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,405 - Craig. - I can imagine your dad 370 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,490 calling himself a psychopath. 371 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,824 I bet he thinks that's cool. 372 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,451 Anyway, he leaves his phone in there. 373 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,952 - Which phone? - Both of them, 374 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,954 his regular phone, and the secret burner 375 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,331 he uses for illegal shit. 376 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,375 Then he locks the door 377 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,293 and gives the key to Isaiah for safekeeping. 378 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,213 - Hold on to this. 379 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,215 - Then while he's off murdering a shark-- 380 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,092 - Grow up. It's not murder. 381 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,385 If the shark attacks first, 382 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,719 he's allowed to stand his ground. 383 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,054 This is Florida. 384 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,515 - Okay, so while your dad's off defending himself 385 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,725 against a shark aggressor, 386 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:14,270 I'll use the dongle you gave me to copy his phone. 387 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,272 It'll take 14 minutes, which we have 388 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,149 because even if the fight ends early, 389 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,693 Rodney still has to pose for pictures 390 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,487 as some kind of activation for the influencers. 391 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,447 - Say "I'm a predator" on three. 392 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:27,367 One, two, three. all: I'm a predator! 393 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,369 - I leave, lock the door behind me, 394 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,704 and give you back the dongle. 395 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,872 Did I get that very simple plan right, 396 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,082 Prada Lamonca? 397 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,418 - Jesus, how much food did you take? 398 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,919 - It was a long plan. I had to stall. 399 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,213 - Well, throw it away, 400 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,506 and make sure you're in the bathroom 401 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,842 by the time my dad finishes his announcement. 402 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,056 - Fucking Prada Lamonca. 403 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,100 Fucking portion police. 404 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,811 I'm eating this crab rangoon. Fuck you. 405 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,604 - Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. 406 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,606 Oh, holy shit. 407 00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,774 - Brock, what you doing here, man? 408 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,402 - Oh, where the fuck else would I be, huh? 409 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,904 It's only the influencer event of the season. 410 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,740 Brother, I am just surfing trends 411 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,783 and riding the waves where they take me. 412 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,118 Let's get you a drink, huh? 413 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,578 Come on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 414 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,788 - Yeah, gotta get you involved here. 415 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,708 Maybe later we go smoke a cigarette and touch tips. 416 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,837 Then I fucking worked with those two ladies 417 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,923 who talk to each other, which only led to more growth. 418 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,593 I mean, collabs beget collabs. 419 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,220 Anyway, guess how many subscribers I have. 420 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,180 Let me give you a hint. 421 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,057 It rhymes with a million. 422 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,641 - A billion. - Half a million! 423 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,602 [laughs] - It's the same word. 424 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,104 It's not a rhyme-- - Half a million people. 425 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:41,107 Half a million people care what I have to say about life, 426 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,692 love, not race. 427 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,778 That was a mistake. I took that video down. 428 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,196 - Nice, well, it sounds like everything's going good 429 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,655 for you, buddy. - Hey, hey, hey. 430 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,449 You know what people ask me about all the time? 431 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,910 That video where I gave you and Jillian 20k. 432 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,036 Yeah, did huge numbers. 433 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,913 What do you say we do a funny follow-up, 434 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:59,459 where, uh, I don't know, maybe, uh, you pay me back? 435 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,627 - Well, I don't have that cash anymore. 436 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,711 - All right, fine. Then fuck it. 437 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,004 We'll do something else. We'll fuckin' 438 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,506 shoot it right here. - I'm not shooting a video 439 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,965 with you. I'm here for work. 440 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,176 And I gotta go. Good luck with everything. 441 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,178 - Craig, 442 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,930 I need this. 443 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,515 Okay? 444 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:17,185 Do you remember when I told you that shit was awesome? 445 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,646 - Ten seconds ago. - That was a fuckin' lie. 446 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,564 Shit is very much not awesome. 447 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,650 I mean, Corby went off to college 448 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,777 like a fucking show-off, and my wife left me. 449 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,112 - What about all your followers? 450 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,405 - I need content. 451 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,698 I mean, they're fucking insatiable. 452 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,658 How much content can one man make? 453 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:35,078 I'm like a-- like a moldy old grapefruit, 454 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,372 and they're just juicing me dry. 455 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,499 - Okay. - I had one video 456 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,459 that got some traction, where I shot a bottle rocket 457 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,671 out of my eye socket, so I leaned into that gimmick. 458 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,339 Guess what fucking happened next. 459 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,758 - Burned your face really bad? 460 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,635 - No! Well, yes, 461 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,346 but I rebranded myself Socket Man. 462 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,015 I came up with a killer theme song, 463 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,475 and then fucking Elton John's label sued me. 464 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,060 Now all my God damn money goes to the lawyers. 465 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,771 [air horn blaring] 466 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,649 - Ladies, gentleman and Predators, 467 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,901 thank you all so much for coming. 468 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,903 Tonight's all about-- - Well, thank you 469 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,322 for that deeply depressing download, Brock, 470 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,657 but I really gotta go. - Hey, hey, hey. 471 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,451 I didn't even get invited to this party. 472 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,036 I lied and said I was Jake Paul's uncle 473 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,163 who does funny pornos. - You think I'm doing well? 474 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,040 I'm working for Rodney Lamonca. 475 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,583 I can't help you. - Craig, please? 476 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,543 - I'm sorry, Brock. I gotta go. - God damn it. 477 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,628 Come on. Get-- [mumbles angrily] 478 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,048 That slippery motherfucker! Fuck! 479 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,051 [tense music] 480 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:37,974 * * 481 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,937 [phone buzzing] 482 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,150 - Jillian, are you okay? 483 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,860 - Um, still kidnapped. 484 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,779 Just calling because the Boones hadn't heard 485 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,572 from you, and they want me to remind you 486 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,115 what will happen to me if you don't get them 487 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,575 their insurance back. 488 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,410 - I know. I'm trying. - They'll cut off my pinker. 489 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,536 - Your picker! 490 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,163 Pinker isn't one of the options. 491 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,456 - She's thinking of pinkie. 492 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:02,999 - Well, I don't wanna lose either of them. 493 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,460 - Jillian, I really gotta go, but I have a plan. 494 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,419 It's all gonna to be okay. - Thanks, Cra-- 495 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,712 [door clicks open] 496 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,677 - I'm not trying to be mean, Meryl, 497 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,471 but a lash would go a long way. 498 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,557 - Fuck you. 499 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,017 - Prada. - Isaiah. 500 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,560 - You're spending a lot of time with my brother. 501 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,022 - You're spending a lot of time with my dad. 502 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,607 - Hold on to this. 503 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,612 Hey, who wants to see me kill a shark 504 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,531 like a fucking psychopath, huh? 505 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,117 [cheers and applause] 506 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:44,040 * * 507 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,595 [phone chimes] 508 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,598 [cheers and applause] 509 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,726 [suspenseful music] 510 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,145 [chanting] Predator! Predator! 511 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,355 Predator! Predator! 512 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,316 [cheers and applause] 513 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:17,532 * * 514 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,660 [crowd gasps] 515 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,287 [crowd whispers concernedly] 516 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,290 [crowd screaming] 517 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:31,004 * * 518 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,547 - [screaming] 519 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:42,015 - This is so messed up. Rodney Lamonca might die. 520 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,725 [cries] I don't know a lot about him, 521 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,019 but I do know that he has a mom. 522 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:49,230 And as a mom myself, it's just really emotional, you know? 523 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,648 [crowd yelling] 524 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,692 - Oh, this is bad! 525 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,570 You guys, this is really bad. 526 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,988 - Thanks for sending the hearts. 527 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,698 I love you guys. 528 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,659 [suspenseful music] 529 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,538 [screaming] 530 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,459 [panicked screaming] 531 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,919 - What the fuck's going on? 532 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,422 - Is there a doctor? Is anyone a doctor? 533 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,049 - What happened? 534 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,301 - The shark ate him. The shark ate Rodney! 535 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,636 Is anyone a doctor here? 536 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,513 - I'm a pimple popper! - I review lotions. 537 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,181 - Let's go! Come on! 538 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,808 - Is he dead? 539 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,935 - What are you doing in there? 540 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,478 - Everyone was screaming. I got lost. 541 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,313 - Wasn't that door locked? - No. 542 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,731 I don't know. Who cares? 543 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,358 Is Rodney dead? - He's fuckin' fine. 544 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,734 - Fine? A shark ate him. 545 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,569 What are you talking about? 546 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,696 - [sighs] Motherfucker. 547 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,197 [dramatic musical sting] 548 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,740 - What the fuck? 549 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,242 You're okay? You weren't in the pool? 550 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,451 - Of course I wasn't in the fucking pool. 551 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,953 You think I'd get in the water with a shark? 552 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,080 - I mean, yes, you've been bragging about it all day. 553 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,248 - Well, you didn't listen close enough. 554 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,500 I said someone is gonna fight the shark. 555 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,586 - You said, "Where's the fish I'm gonna murder?" 556 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:54,921 - So I tricked you. [laughs] 557 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,339 - I don't understand. Who got eaten? 558 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,591 - Stunt double. We got the idea from Pitbull. 559 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,051 - Well, how did this even happen? 560 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,886 I thought we're supposed to get some dinky Muppet shark. 561 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,054 - That you shot full of EpiPens. 562 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,973 - No. No. This is not on me. 563 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,600 That legless fuck out there said he could fight a shark. 564 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:09,102 If he couldn't do the job, 565 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,937 he shouldn't have taken the 300 bucks. 566 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,439 - That's all he got? - Yeah, for, like, 567 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,732 five minutes of work. 568 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,942 Expand that out to eight hours a day, 569 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,653 five days a week, 52 weeks a year, that's-- 570 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,947 Prada, what is that? - 7.48 million. 571 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,241 - I'm so sorry that I hired a guy 572 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,952 for 7.48 million dollars a year. 573 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,121 Now can we just focus up here? 574 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,623 I'm gonna look like a giant pussy if I go out there 575 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,250 and admit that I faked the shark bite. 576 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,961 But if I do pretend that I was in the pool, 577 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,714 people are gonna ask, "Why does he still have legs?" 578 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:40,300 Solutions, go! 579 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,635 Come on. Use your brain, rapid-fire. 580 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:43,887 Let's go. Think, think, think. 581 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,221 First thing that comes out of your head. 582 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:46,890 - Stairs. 583 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,267 - Stairs? You fucking dumb? 584 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,644 - That was the first thing that came to my mind. 585 00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:54,689 - You know, I'm just gonna fix this myself, as usual. 586 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,108 Behold! - [gasps] 587 00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:01,571 - I rise like Jesus Christ. 588 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:05,992 From the blood in the water, I stand before you, 589 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:09,704 and that is the regenerative power of Predator Pills, 590 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,206 ladies and gentlemen. 591 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,209 [uneasy music] 592 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,919 * * 593 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,421 I did it to prove a point. 594 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,006 It was a stunt, 595 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,967 and the fake me is gonna be fine. 596 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,594 - [moaning] I'm gonna be okay. 597 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:25,929 Don't leave me, okay? 598 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,222 - Well, that fucking ruled. 599 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,015 They ate that shit up. You see their snouts? 600 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,767 They're wet with drool. 601 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:32,310 All right, let's bounce. 602 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,561 Where's my phone? 603 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,313 - Right there. 604 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,023 - No, my other phone. 605 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,192 They're both in the bathroom. I have a secret phone 606 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:40,568 with important shit on it. - There was only one phone 607 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,071 in the bathroom, right, Craig? 608 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,948 - Yeah. Yeah, that was the only one. 609 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,659 - Someone took it. I cannot lose my secret phone. 610 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,828 Activate the Omega Protocols. 611 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,622 - The what? - The--Jesus fucking Christ! 612 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,040 It's like I'm talking to a baby. 613 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,458 The Omega Protocols! 614 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,294 Lock down this party right the fuck now! 615 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,967 Listen up! Party's over! Come here. 616 00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,261 No one gets out of here without gettin' searched. 617 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,555 You got that? - Let's go! Form a line! 618 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,849 Step up. Arms up. 619 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,227 - Welcome to Omega Protocols, motherfuckers! 620 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,395 - Step up. - Why didn't you 621 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,230 pocket the phone? - Everyone was screaming. 622 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,314 I didn't know what was happening. 623 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:19,858 - You didn't just assume the stunt guy 624 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,151 got eaten by the shark? 625 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,278 - No, I did not assume that, Prada Lamonca. 626 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,238 But listen, it finished copying. 627 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,448 Let's just put the phone back 628 00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:28,033 and say we found it on the ground. 629 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,743 - You think he's gonna fall for that? 630 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,244 Are you calling my dad stupid? 631 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:32,912 - Why are you insulted? You trying to destroy him. 632 00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:34,497 - To prove myself. 633 00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:35,665 To win his love. 634 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,417 Dump the phone in the houseplant 635 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,002 and sneak the dongle out. 636 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,921 - How? They have metal detectors. 637 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:45,675 Prada! Prada! 638 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,927 [metal detector beeping] 639 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,931 Brock? 640 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:54,225 Hey, crazy what happened, right? 641 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,102 Did you see it? - Yeah, I saw it. 642 00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,438 Went over there to help 'cause I'm a wild animal expert. 643 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,732 I'm the one that said, "Shark ate this guy's legs." 644 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:04,486 - Well, I need your help, not a big deal, tiny favor. 645 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,238 I was hoping you could stick something in your eye socket. 646 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,907 I'll do the video with you. 647 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,159 - Here's my counteroffer. 648 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,121 Go fuck yourself. 649 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,540 - Brock, please, we're friends. - We are not friends. 650 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:19,959 You just wanna get in my socket like all the rest. 651 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:22,379 - The rest of who? - I gave you 20k. 652 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,130 You couldn't give me five minutes. 653 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,715 Why the fuck would I help you? 654 00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,967 - Jillian is in danger. 655 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,803 - What the hell are you talking about? 656 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,137 - So we started our farm. 657 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,764 Then there were these snails. 658 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,140 Then I had to make a side deal 659 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,309 with these crazy swamp criminals to survive. 660 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,478 Then Isaiah screwed me over and sold me out to Rodney. 661 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,689 - God damn, you getting fucked in every hole. 662 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:42,190 - You have no idea. 663 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,693 The second our business got even a tiny bit of success, 664 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,736 people showed up trying to take it. 665 00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:49,823 All these... predators, 666 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:51,491 fighting over my carcass, 667 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:54,202 ripping me to shreds. 668 00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:56,329 - All right, yeah. Fuck it. 669 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,748 I'll help. - Oh, my God. 670 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:00,291 Thank you, Brock. - In exchange 671 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,252 for part ownership of your farm. 672 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:03,336 - What? - You gave 673 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:04,921 a very effective little speech. 674 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,549 Gave me an idea. People are predators. 675 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,009 I need to be a predator. 676 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,593 - That wasn't supposed to be your takeaway. 677 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:13,179 - Well, it was. 5%. 678 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:16,057 Are you in, or are you out? 679 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:22,105 * * 680 00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:24,274 - Hey, not to be a backseat driver, but I think 681 00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:26,151 the dongle's sticking out of your socket a little. 682 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,111 - Oh, come on. No one's gonna notice that. 683 00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:29,738 People been trained their whole life to look away 684 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,239 from those with disabilities. 685 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:34,492 I remind them of their frailty, so they just ignore me. 686 00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,786 Pretty much get away with anything. 687 00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:38,413 It fucking rules. [laughs] 688 00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:40,040 - Does it hurt having stuff up there? 689 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:41,207 - Mm, not really. 690 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,376 I mean, I get dizzy from time to time 691 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,211 and my spine hurts if I push it into far. 692 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,005 I can't form any short-term memories. 693 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,340 Big deal. - Arms up. 694 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,924 - It's okay. I work for Rodney. 695 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,217 - There's no one I trust less 696 00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:52,344 than the people who work for me. 697 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:53,720 Wand him. 698 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:56,765 [metal detector whirring] 699 00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,350 - He's clear. 700 00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,601 - Hey, thanks for the party, Rodney. 701 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:01,227 It was memorable. 702 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:03,897 - There he is, huh, the fucking legend. 703 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,440 - Check the patch. 704 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,733 - Oh, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 705 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,401 I don't want that cancer stick up near my brain. 706 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:10,528 - All right, then lift it up. 707 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:13,239 Let's see that hole. 708 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,866 - All right, well, as long as you don't mind 709 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,076 being grossed out. - The only thing 710 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:18,119 that grosses me out is a pregnant woman. 711 00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:22,165 Fucking placenta, 712 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,375 fuck that shit. 713 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:24,668 Lift it. 714 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:27,629 [tense music] 715 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:31,257 * * 716 00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:34,302 He's good. - All right. 717 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:36,596 Thanks for the party. 718 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,306 - That was gross. 719 00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:43,853 - [laughs] Ho, ho, ho, yeah. - Whoa. 720 00:26:43,895 --> 00:26:45,438 Holy shit, Brock... - Yeah. 721 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,148 - That was some David Blaine shit. 722 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,066 - Mm-hmm. - Where'd you hide the dongle? 723 00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:49,401 Did you palm it? 724 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,860 - Nah, just shoved it deeper in the socket 725 00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:52,070 when I took the patch off. 726 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:54,114 - Oh, deep-socketed it. Damn. - Yeah. 727 00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:55,699 - You good? 728 00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:56,741 - No problem. 729 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,034 Nat-wah. 730 00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,577 - Huh? 731 00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:02,706 - Yeah, just-- yeah, just having a little, uh, 732 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:05,500 a little balance-- a little balance thing here. 733 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:07,836 Just might have shoved it in there a little too deep. 734 00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:11,798 [groans] Oh, shit! 735 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:16,803 - Brock? Brock? 736 00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:19,931 Brock! Brock! 737 00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:24,060 * * 738 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:25,645 - He just woke up. 739 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,272 His vitals look good. 740 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,648 We think he's gonna be all right. 741 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,316 - Except the doctor made me promise 742 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:32,902 to stop sticking stuff in the socket. 743 00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:35,613 - Good, I've been telling you that for the last year, Dad. 744 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,282 - And you're not a doctor, Corby. 745 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:40,243 You're a fuckin' child majoring in sports management. 746 00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:41,828 Look, it doesn't matter if this is the end 747 00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:43,913 of my YouTube career 748 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:45,707 'cause I'm a farmer now. 749 00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:51,296 - Nurse, I think he's having a stroke. 750 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,965 - No, no, no. I'm winkin' at you. 751 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,133 - Well, I don't even have the farm 752 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,843 until we get that dongle to Prada Lamonca. 753 00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:58,887 Speaking of which, what happened to the thing 754 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:00,347 that was stuck in his socket? 755 00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:01,848 - Oh, I gave it to his old neurologist. 756 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:03,767 He came by to check on him. - Neurologist? 757 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,935 I don't have a neurologist. - Yes, you do. 758 00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:07,812 He was just here, Dr. Todd. 759 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,230 - Who the fuck is Dr. Todd? 760 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:12,108 * * 761 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:13,860 - Oh, shit! 762 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:20,825 * * 763 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:26,706 ["Barracuda" by John Cale] 764 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:33,713 * * 765 00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:42,263 - * Dark woman in the water drowning * 766 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,891 * Sinking in a funny way * 767 00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,852 * * 768 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:51,231 * Black footing full of faces floating * 769 00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:55,318 * Mimicking our final days * 770 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,405 * The ocean will have us all * 771 00:28:58,446 --> 00:29:01,741 * The ocean will have us all * 772 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:07,914 * * 773 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:11,167 * Dead forest with the moon arising * 774 00:29:11,209 --> 00:29:13,837 * Smiling at you out of reach * 775 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:16,715 * * 776 00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:19,634 * Cracked window in a chapel dreaming * 777 00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:23,471 * Hoping while they drain 'em each * 778 00:29:23,513 --> 00:29:26,725 * Barracuda, barracuda * 779 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:29,477 * Won't you lay down your life for me? * 780 00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:32,522 * Won't you love me, barracuda? * 781 00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,607 * If you always need to bring out * 782 00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:37,819 * The worst in me * 783 00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:44,826 * * 784 00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:51,791 - Not a doctor. - Shh.