1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,843 [line trilling] 2 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:13,138 [clock ticking] 3 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,640 - Yo, it's Zay. Leave a message. 4 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,641 [phone beeps] 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,767 - Zay, it's me. 6 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,102 I know you pissed. 7 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:22,022 8 1/2 months of silence has made that very clear. 8 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,314 But look, I just-- 9 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,983 I'm worried you might be dead, all right? 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:29,362 So if you could just send me a text saying "not dead" 11 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:30,572 that would be a-- [glass shattering] 12 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:31,656 Shit! 13 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,200 [sighs] I broke my floor window. 14 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,744 Oh, I have a floor window now 15 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,162 and a wall toilet. 16 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,121 These are the sort of things you'd know 17 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,205 if you ever call me back, man. 18 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:41,416 - Hey, you jerking off in here? 19 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,209 - I'm talking to a family member, Shayla. 20 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,628 - Ew, they don't want to hear you cranking it. 21 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,088 Anyway, some people are here to see you. 22 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,423 - Who is it? - I don't know. 23 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,008 I didn't have time to get into a whole thing. 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,676 I gotta leave early. - Why? 25 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,219 - Relax, Columbo. 26 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,763 I got to get dressed for my haircut. 27 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,056 - Dressed for your haircut? 28 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,849 - Oh, Craig, if you go to your haircut 29 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,142 looking like an asshole, 30 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,353 you're gonna get an asshole's haircut. 31 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,104 Bye. - Bye. 32 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,857 [sighs] That was Shayla. 33 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,233 I don't think you'd like her. 34 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,152 Call me back, man. 35 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,615 - Craig! 36 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,659 Look who it is. 37 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:19,371 It's our new friends, the Boones. 38 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,081 [tense music] 39 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,290 - [groans] 40 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:29,297 - I'm glad you're here, 41 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,508 even though I was entirely comfortable 42 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:34,344 being alone with this crowd of swamp men. 43 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:37,097 One of me, ten of them, just how I like it. 44 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:39,933 - Seems like a lot of people to hand off a few berries. 45 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:43,436 - Yeah, see, before we can get those to you, 46 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,480 there's the matter of our compensation. 47 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,564 - I sell the berries. 48 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,316 We split the profits 80/20. 49 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,317 Wasn't that the deal? 50 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,777 - That was the old deal. 51 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,821 - The deal you said you were too good for. 52 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,656 - Oh, no, that doesn't sound like us. 53 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,408 There's nothing I'm too good for. 54 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,576 - She says in her fucking stuck-up accent. 55 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,371 - Honestly, that is so nice. 56 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:04,249 Nobody has ever said I sounded stuck up before. 57 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,458 - Zip it, Your Majesty. 58 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,127 - Thank you so much. 59 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:08,670 - So what, you want a better deal? 60 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,338 85/15, 90/10? 61 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,965 - No, what we want is something 62 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,259 way more valuable than just money. 63 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,345 * * 64 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,972 We want health insurance. 65 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,473 - The fuck? 66 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:23,518 - What I want is for you to make me 67 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,938 and my family employees at Henry's Farm 68 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,649 so that way, we can all join in on the group plan. 69 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:30,775 - But we don't have a group plan. 70 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,028 - Mom, we got him over a barrel. 71 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,612 We need to get cash, 72 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,823 fatty stacks of secret cash. 73 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,491 - Remember what happened to Aunt Trish 74 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,493 when she started having them seizures? 75 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,538 She had a brain tumor, and they charged her 76 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,207 $190,000 to cut it out. 77 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:49,336 She lost everything and then died working a triple shift 78 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,337 at the Waffle House. 79 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:51,504 - I never liked Aunt Trish. 80 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,548 - Yeah, she sucked shit. Who cares? 81 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,718 The point is that no matter how much cash you got, 82 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,512 the doctors are gonna find a way to take all of it. 83 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,556 - OK, but starting a health plan 84 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,641 is incredibly expensive for a business. 85 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,685 - Get an HMO, way fucking cheaper. 86 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:06,853 - HMO? 87 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,355 And then we have to make an appointment 88 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,815 with a doctor to just go see another doctor? 89 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,401 No fucking way! We need a PPO. 90 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,861 - A PPO is gonna fuck us with the deductible. 91 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,113 What are you thinking? - It's better for travel. 92 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,491 You know I spend half the year in Arkansas with my kid. 93 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,658 - Man, fuck your son. 94 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,077 There's so much paperwork with the PPO. 95 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,371 - I don't want no generic medicine for my eczema. 96 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,497 I want the real shit. 97 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,541 - I like Dr. Coslow, and she's an HMO. 98 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,043 I ain't finding a new physical therapist! 99 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,044 Don't touch me. 100 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,962 [indistinct shouting] 101 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,964 - God damn. 102 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:36,424 - You want berries; 103 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,842 we want benefits. 104 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,261 - I'll give you a pre-existing fucking condition. 105 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,724 [upbeat music] 106 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,018 - So this is crazy, but there might actually 107 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,561 be a way to make this work. 108 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,605 I think we can pay for the Boones' health care 109 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,273 and still survive until next harvest. 110 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,483 I mean, it won't be pretty. 111 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,402 - Watch out, numbers. He's crunching. 112 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,237 - We got to refinance the mortgage on the farm. 113 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:58,530 - Crunch. - Defer tax payments. 114 00:03:58,571 --> 00:03:59,781 - Crunch. - Sell the truck. 115 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,282 - Crunch. - Sell the forklift. 116 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:04,327 - Crunch. - Fire Shayla. 117 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,329 You didn't say "crunch." 118 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,289 - Because we're not firing Shayla. 119 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,458 - We don't need an office manager, OK? 120 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,876 She's redundant. 121 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,587 - Craig, you can't call people that anymore. 122 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,548 - Shayla costs us $30,000 a year, 123 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,091 and she's a terrible employee. 124 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,093 You should've let me fire her after the porta potty thing. 125 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,387 - I told you when we became 50/50 partners 126 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,806 in this business, we're not firing anyone. 127 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,851 - Jillian, firing people is a normal part of being a boss. 128 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:28,810 It's not a big deal. 129 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,311 - Not a big deal? 130 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,439 I told you about getting fired from the waterpark, right? 131 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,940 - You hated that job. 132 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,026 - Yeah, I worked the big pool on pad patrol, 133 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,695 which is when used pads become loose from women's 134 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,531 and older girls' swimsuits and float up to the top. 135 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,616 And they absorb a lot of-- - I get it. 136 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:47,620 - Well, even losing that shitty job ruined my life. 137 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,372 I didn't have any savings. 138 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,041 I had to put everything on credit card. 139 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,083 I went into debt. 140 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,835 I lost my apartment. 141 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,087 That's when I started sleeping in the billboard. 142 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,630 - You seemed happy in the billboard when I met you-- 143 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,466 I mean, in a sad, desperate sort of way 144 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:00,592 that nobody was buying. 145 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,427 - I became homeless, Craig. 146 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,387 I'm not putting another person through that. 147 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,681 - I've been fired, too, and homeless. 148 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,516 But we don't have a choice here. 149 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,851 - Yes, we do. 150 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,644 What if we both gave up part of our salary, 151 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,438 and then that way, we could keep Shayla? 152 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,981 - We're paying ourselves the minimum amount 153 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:17,484 we need to survive while we grow our business. 154 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,152 And if I had any money to spare, 155 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,154 I would spare it on an apartment without a roommate. 156 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,531 - I thought you liked Dolores. - I do like Dolores, 157 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,991 but she's old as hell and losing her mind. 158 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,493 She thinks I'm her dead husband, 159 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,912 and I don't think they had a good relationship. 160 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,288 - I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked you. 161 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,874 I'll pay for Shayla myself out of my own salary. 162 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,376 - You barely make more than her. 163 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:35,669 How are you gonna live? 164 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,671 - I can go back to gig stuff on the weekends. 165 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,632 I've got Uber, Postmates, ChoreSlut.biz. 166 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,676 - OK, well, you're gonna have to really cut back then. 167 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,719 - I know. - No more superfluous expenses. 168 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,304 - That's fine. - Only things you need. 169 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,514 - I'm not needy. 170 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,557 - You're gonna have to sell your Kia. 171 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,520 - Yeah, that's fine, good. 172 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,979 - It's interesting. 173 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,898 You were really loud, and then you got all quiet. 174 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:57,732 Something change? 175 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,067 - No, I was agreeing. 176 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,318 We can sell my car. 177 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,361 - No fucking way. 178 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,362 You love that Kia. 179 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,697 You gave it a name. 180 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,448 You'd sell Mallory? 181 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,367 - I don't actually call it Mallory. 182 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,619 I know it's not a woman, Craig, 183 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,663 because it doesn't have eyelashes. 184 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,331 - Look, if you don't want to be the bad guy, 185 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,374 I can take care of it. 186 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,001 Here, watch. 187 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:16,876 Yo, Shayla! 188 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,670 - Craig, don't. - Shayla! 189 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,755 - Oh, my God, what? 190 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,675 - Shayla, I love your haircut, girl. 191 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,552 - Oh, I didn't end up getting one. 192 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,429 - But you left early yesterday. 193 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,847 - Yeah, I know. It's a crazy story. 194 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,557 So I'm not even gonna try telling it. 195 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:32,517 - OK, well, 196 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,019 the farm is having financial problems, 197 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,521 and we had to make some hard decisions. 198 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,982 - But I promise you're not gonna lose your job. 199 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,900 - What? - And I also promise 200 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,862 we would never choose a car over a human being. 201 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,196 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait. 202 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,198 Was that on the table? 203 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,199 - No. - Yes. 204 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,451 - That's fucked up! 205 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:50,910 I'm a great employee. 206 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,662 I've have poured my heart and my soul into this-- 207 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,831 [phone buzzes] 208 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,291 Hello? 209 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,959 Yeah, I got time to take a survey. 210 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,170 Own a boat? I frickin' wish. 211 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,546 [tense music] 212 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:02,839 - So now what? 213 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,382 - We're gonna go sell my Kia. 214 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,926 * * 215 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,053 - Jillian. 216 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:08,928 Jillian, stop. 217 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,347 - I'm done talking about this. 218 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,890 If you actually want to be nice, 219 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,183 you could drive separately to the dealership 220 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:14,726 so I can get home. 221 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,644 - I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to win an argument. 222 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:17,771 How are you gonna get to the farm 223 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,688 every morning without a car? 224 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:19,773 - I'll be fine. 225 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,274 I've got the billboard car. 226 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,734 - The only reason you still have that piece of shit 227 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,277 is because you couldn't sell it because it failed 228 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,322 the emissions test-- the Florida emissions test. 229 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,324 All you got to do is text a picture of your car in. 230 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,658 - It still drives. 231 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,534 - Does the air-conditioning work? 232 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,994 - Yes. 233 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:36,414 I mean, it's hot air, and it gives me a headache, 234 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,416 but it turns on. 235 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,043 Craig, I'm getting this car washed. 236 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,503 Then I'm selling it back to the dealer. 237 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,463 You can't change my mind. 238 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,799 - Working AC makes you happy. 239 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,258 That car makes you happy. 240 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,968 You are allowed to be happy. 241 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,513 - Who cares about AC if Shayla's life is ruined? 242 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,972 That's just selfish. 243 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,016 - We don't know that Shayla's life would be ruined. 244 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,770 I mean, it seems pretty likely, but that's not on you, OK? 245 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,730 You can't take responsibility for all the bad shit 246 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:01,898 that happens in the world. 247 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,525 - This isn't about the whole world. 248 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,361 This is about Shayla, a human being, 249 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,154 someone we know and love. 250 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,322 - Love? 251 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,157 - Love is too-- - That was a strong word. 252 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,242 - I overshot. 253 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,786 She reminds me of myself, OK? 254 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,996 Her dad also died when she was a kid. 255 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,624 She also does a thousand gig economy jobs. 256 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,751 We both have archenemies who are dogs. 257 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,003 - Look, I appreciate that you have a big heart, 258 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,588 but we are building a business here. 259 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,549 Sometimes in business people get hurt. 260 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,510 - Right, right, like Isaiah. 261 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,387 - Oh, damn, OK. 262 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,805 Yeah, like Isaiah. 263 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,016 Isaiah got hurt, and it sucked for both of us. 264 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,976 - It probably sucked way more for him. 265 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,687 - But we wouldn't have the farm if I didn't do what I did. 266 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,397 So I'm not losing any sleep over it, 267 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,316 and neither should you, OK? 268 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,401 OK? 269 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:47,861 - Where's my car? 270 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,280 It was right here, like, one second ago. 271 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,990 - I'm sure they just moved it. 272 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,533 - Oh, my God, it's gone. Someone took it. 273 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,326 - Calm down. I'm sure it's somewhere. 274 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,454 - Hey, have you seen a silver 2017 Kia Forte? 275 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,830 It's brand-new. Smells perfect. 276 00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,873 - They're probably just drying it. 277 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,291 - Have you? - I didn't see it. 278 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,334 - God! - Jillian, 279 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,295 it's probably over here somewhere. 280 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:08,590 [funky music] 281 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,133 It's not here, not here. 282 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,218 Damn, I think somebody did steal it. 283 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,553 - What the fuck? 284 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,929 - [indistinct]. 285 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,307 - What are you doing? 286 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:20,560 * * 287 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,979 - Mallory! 288 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,362 - So my guy was drying a Kia, went to get some rags. 289 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,864 Someone must have drove off with it. 290 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,241 I wish there was anything I could do to help. 291 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,535 - You could show us the security footage. 292 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,954 - I could, but I won't. 293 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,831 I know my rights. 294 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,291 You got a warrant? 295 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,293 - No, but we've got a cop right here who could probably 296 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,087 just go get one, right, Officer? 297 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,797 [video game beeping] 298 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,882 - Sorry, I was doing some police work. 299 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,509 What's up? This guy try to kiss you? 300 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,386 - No, he won't show us the security cameras 301 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,762 without a warrant. 302 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,348 - Ma'am, do you know how hard it is to get a warrant? 303 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,642 I'd have to go to the station, 304 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,769 fill out a form. 305 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,232 - That's it, just the two steps? 306 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,192 - Here's what I can do. I'll write up a report 307 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,402 saying that your car was stolen. 308 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,362 You send it in to your insurance company. 309 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,905 - You're not gonna launch an investigation? 310 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,240 - Ma'am, this is Miami, 311 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,242 one of the most dangerous cities in the world. 312 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,369 In the time it took for you to tell me all this, 313 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,829 there's been 50 murders. 314 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:21,913 - 50 feels like a lot. 315 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,456 - Yeah, there's no way it's 50. 316 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,834 - Look, I'm pretty sure I got more important things to do 317 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,920 than track down a 2017 Kia Forte. 318 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,088 - Scrumptious. 319 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,631 - Are we done here? 320 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,925 I gotta go. I'm getting a call. 321 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,594 - Well, thanks for coming. 322 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,888 [upbeat funky music] 323 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,850 [light jazzy music] 324 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:46,855 * * 325 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,690 - I guess Shayla still gets to keep her job 326 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,108 if my insurance company pays out. 327 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,568 - No, no, no, no, no. 328 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,695 We need to get the Boones their health insurance soon. 329 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,155 Who knows how long it'll take for you to get a check? 330 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,948 - Oh, it'll be fast. My guy is great. 331 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,283 He's with Good Uncle. 332 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,452 - Excuse me? - Good Uncle Insurance. 333 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,746 They're rated five stars by the Business Bureau. 334 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,788 - The Better Business Bureau? 335 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,624 - No, just the Business Bureau. 336 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,877 - All our uncles are on the other line. 337 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,756 There are currently 65 nieces and nephews ahead of you. 338 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,675 Wait time is approximately... 339 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,511 four. 340 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:19,846 - Four? 341 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,014 Four what, Jillian? 342 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,557 Hours, days? 343 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,600 You know it's not minutes, or they would have said. 344 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,601 [horn honks] 345 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,813 - What up, fuckers? 346 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,315 - Fuck, it's hot in here. 347 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,233 - Wait, wait, wait, they stole your car, 348 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,027 the one you were gonna sell to save my job? 349 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,362 So I'm fucked? 350 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,489 - I'm sorry, Shayla. - Our hands are tied. 351 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,491 Our number one priority is keeping this business afloat. 352 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,077 - No, no, I can't afford to lose this job, Craig. 353 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,662 I'm already living paycheck to paycheck. 354 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,664 Fuck! 355 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,667 I'm gonna have to move back in with my shit-head mom, 356 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,418 get screamed at for bringing the wrong fucking 357 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,170 dipping sauces home from McDonald's. 358 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,588 Oh, and she's gonna love it, too. 359 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,965 She's gonna rub my fucking nose in it. 360 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,842 "Oh, Shayla, I thought you were gone for good 361 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,344 "this time, Shayla. 362 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,638 "What, you're so much fucking better than me, Shayla? 363 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,223 "How stupid do you have to be to get fired 364 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,641 from a fucking farm, you idiot?" 365 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:05,850 - Turn the car around. 366 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,186 - What the fuck? This is a private office. 367 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,188 - I want to see that security footage now. 368 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,940 - I told you, not without a warrant. 369 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,108 - This guy's not gonna help us, Jillian. 370 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,693 - You don't understand. 371 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,569 If I don't get my car back, I'm gonna have to fire someone. 372 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,822 - So? I fire people all the time. 373 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,449 I fired a guy this morning 'cause he took the bus to work, 374 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,534 and it gave me the icks. 375 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,618 Who cares? 376 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,371 Now, I'd really like you off my property. 377 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,414 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Please don't touch me. 378 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,623 - OK, OK. 379 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:29,666 - Why you got to be such an asshole, man? 380 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,959 - Me? 381 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,919 You're the ones who busted into my office 382 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,046 over some piece of shit Kia. 383 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,881 Now, please go. Ow, shit. 384 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,216 - No. - Come on. 385 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,217 - What the fuck? - You're gonna break my wrist. 386 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,678 - Jillian! - Ah, Jesus. 387 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,054 - Show us the footage now! 388 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,723 - Fine. Jesus. 389 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,558 Ah. 390 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,727 [light jazzy music] 391 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,853 - Whoa. 392 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:50,895 - Wow. 393 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:57,902 * * 394 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,487 - It's not what you think. 395 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,781 It--it just turns me on. 396 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,492 * * 397 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,744 - Stop, this one. 398 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,078 Rewind. 399 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,371 Keep going. 400 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,041 Keep going. Keep going. 401 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,418 Wait, stop. 402 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,753 Pause. 403 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,046 * * 404 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,006 [camera clicks] 405 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,758 Gotcha. 406 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,843 - Jillian, what the hell? 407 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,429 Seriously, how'd you know how to do that karate shit? 408 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,598 - So one of the many cool things about 409 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,309 being a rideshare driver is that female drivers are given 410 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,810 free self-defense classes. 411 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,187 - That's cool. 412 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,396 - Because they're sexually assaulted so often. 413 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,856 - Less cool. - Most of the moves only work 414 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,107 if you're sitting in the front seat 415 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,525 and getting choked from behind. 416 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,943 - We don't have to keep talking about this. 417 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,695 - That sounds fucking badass! 418 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,281 You know, you're like the gig economy Liam Neeson. 419 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,282 - You weren't there, Shayla. 420 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,825 It actually felt really dangerous. 421 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,952 - Yeah, well, I'm just pumped because she made a promise, 422 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,120 and she's actually keeping it. 423 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,288 That never happens. 424 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,581 Do you have any idea how many promises 425 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,041 I break every single day? 426 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,084 - All we got to go on is a blurry pic 427 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,377 of some random scumbag. 428 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,379 How the fuck are we supposed to find this guy? 429 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,880 - Yo, wait, if the dude's from around here 430 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,131 and he's a scumbag, I definitely went to high school 431 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,424 with him. - Definitely? 432 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,301 - Yeah, we had 1,000 scumbags per grade. 433 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,511 I went to high school for six years. 434 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,804 You do the math. 435 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,222 That's 2,000 scumbags. 436 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,765 - I'm pretty sure you're not gonna happen to know 437 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,266 the one guy who got-- - Donnie Cartwright. 438 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,643 - What? - Are you sure? 439 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,019 - 100%. 440 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,312 He got molested by the music teacher. 441 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,438 I think I remember him. 442 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,898 - Here, he's on Instagram. 443 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,317 Diamond Muffler and Lube. 444 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,027 Huh, good thing you've got lube, Donnie, 445 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:21,986 'cause you're about to get fucked. 446 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,238 - Jillian! - Hell yeah! 447 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,199 [tense music] 448 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:33,373 * * 449 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,594 - Razor wire, ripped out car seats, 450 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,762 American flag? 451 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,972 Fuck this. 452 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,348 - Do you have a better idea? - Yes! 453 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,850 You could always fire Shayla. 454 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,686 - Hey, Craig, sit on my fat dick and rotate. 455 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,354 - I'm your boss, Shayla. 456 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,856 - I made a promise. 457 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,274 - Fine. 458 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,734 Stay on hold with Good Uncle until they pick up, 459 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,318 but let's just get the fuck out of here. 460 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,528 - That's not gonna happen. 461 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,864 You and I both know Good Uncle sucks. 462 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,073 They might never pick up. 463 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,491 [light jazzy music stops] 464 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,410 [gasps] 465 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,411 [light jazzy music] 466 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,455 - Ugh. - Damn. 467 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,123 - I'm going in with or without you. 468 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,043 - Jillian. - Jillian, wait. 469 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,878 Tell Donnie I said, "What's up?" 470 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,547 * * 471 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,215 - Shit! 472 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,055 - What the hell is this? 473 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,765 Can we help you? 474 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:36,227 - Yes, I'm looking for a 2017 Kia Forte in gravity gray. 475 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,854 [tense music] 476 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,981 The one you stole from the car wash this morning? 477 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,108 - [laughs] Are you kidding? 478 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,485 A Forte? 479 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,737 You think I'm wasting my time on a $12,000 car? 480 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,240 - $16,545. 481 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,700 - Bitch, I'm not going back and forth with you 482 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,951 on the price of Kias. 483 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,078 Get the fuck out of my shop. 484 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,245 - Ha-ha-ha. 485 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,414 Jillian, why don't we head out of here? 486 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,208 - This is you, isn't it? 487 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,253 - So you got a picture of me stealing your car? 488 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,880 It doesn't prove anything. 489 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,383 - I think the cops might feel differently about that. 490 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,551 - [laughs] Oh, the cops. 491 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:12,597 The cops don't investigate no stolen fucking Fortes. 492 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,892 But I am gonna need that phone just in case. 493 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,645 - Sorry, I can't do that. 494 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,230 I'm on hold. 495 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,607 - Get the fucking phone. 496 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,566 - OK, OK. 497 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,776 - Just give it to him, Jillian. 498 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,654 - Give me the phone. 499 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,948 - Fine, here. 500 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,282 - Motherfucker! 501 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,534 - Shit. - What the... 502 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,618 - Ugh! - What the fuck? 503 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,370 - [grunts] - Ow, shit! 504 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,956 [upbeat jazzy music] 505 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,541 - Oh! Ahh! 506 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,583 - Ahh! 507 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,626 Augh! 508 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:45,839 - Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! 509 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,259 [both shouting] 510 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,927 - Ahh! Augh! 511 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,095 Shit! 512 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,139 Ow! [grunting] 513 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,057 - Jesus Christ, lady! 514 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,769 The car's not here. 515 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,105 We slapped a new VIN number on it and sold it. 516 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,189 - Sold it to who? 517 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,316 - A used car place, Car Wow, 518 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,193 the big one down the street. 519 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,446 Fuck, what'd you do to Paulie? 520 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,156 He's got a big trip coming up. 521 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,324 [light jazzy music] 522 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,160 - Come on, Jillian. 523 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,037 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 524 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,288 * * 525 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,248 - Shayla says, "What's up?" 526 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,833 [both groaning] 527 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,547 - What the fuck was that? 528 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,923 - I don't know. 529 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,800 I got tired of being pushed around, and I snapped. 530 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,011 I'm sorry. It's like road rage. 531 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,637 - Road rage is honking your horn, 532 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,848 not beating someone senseless with a steering wheel. 533 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,350 - Yeah, that was crazy. 534 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,310 Do you think I might be repressing some anger? 535 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,561 - Yes, Jillian, I do think so. 536 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,980 - Yo, did Donnie say anything about me? 537 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,607 - No! start the fucking car, Shayla. 538 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,067 You almost got us killed. 539 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,027 Would you rather die than fire Shayla? 540 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,862 - Yes, 'cause she's a good boss. 541 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,572 - Start the car, Shayla. 542 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,907 - Look, it's all over now. 543 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,368 We'll just go to Car Wow and get my car. 544 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,370 - Oh, gosh. 545 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,206 I am so sorry that happened to you. 546 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,332 I'm gonna go talk to my manager, 547 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,333 and we're gonna figure this out. 548 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,584 - Thank you. - Thank you. 549 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,794 - Do you guys want a water while you wait? 550 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,045 - I would love a water. 551 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,297 - Here you go. - Thank you so much. 552 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,882 - Please continue to hold, 553 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,009 and the next available uncle will be right with you. 554 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,719 - You feeling OK? 555 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,137 - I'm good, totally fine. 556 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,722 - You have a little blood. - Oh. 557 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,392 * * 558 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,520 It's probably from the fight. 559 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,063 - Probably. 560 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,940 - So I talked to my manager, 561 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,733 and it seems you're wrong. 562 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,485 - What? - Yes. 563 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,278 Car Wow has an official corporate policy 564 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,781 where we do not purchase stolen vehicles. 565 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,574 - But I saw my car in your lot. 566 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,659 It's right there. 567 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,202 - I don't know what to tell you, ma'am. 568 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,371 If you're unhappy, you can put your cell phone number 569 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,914 in this tablet, and you'll receive a link 570 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:43,915 to our complaint form. 571 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,167 * * 572 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,585 [phone buzzing] 573 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,588 * * 574 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,174 - Did you just trick me into getting marketing texts? 575 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,759 - If you don't want to receive those anymore, 576 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,261 just text 1 back. 577 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,929 You'll get an activation code, and it'll allow you 578 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,556 to open up a Car Wow account. 579 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,349 And after you set that up, download the app, 580 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,976 and you'll be able-- - I don't want an online form. 581 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,186 I want to speak to someone who will help me 582 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,022 get my stolen car back. 583 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,314 - OK. 584 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,566 I can have you speak to Mira. 585 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,026 - Thank you. - She's our online virtual-- 586 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,402 - No! 587 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,112 - Why do I keep getting texts from Car Wow? 588 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,697 I didn't fill out a complaint form. 589 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,032 - By connecting to our Wi-Fi, 590 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,159 you've consented to receive marketing materials. 591 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,869 - I'm gonna consent to deleting this shit. 592 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:21,953 - OK. 593 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,622 [phone buzzing] 594 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,665 - I'll be right back. 595 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,835 Zay, fuck, I can't believe it's you. 596 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:29,961 Did you get my voice mails? 597 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,047 - Mm-hmm, all 307. 598 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,132 That is way too many voice mails, Craig. 599 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,925 - I just wanted to know you were all right. 600 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:36,885 You know, you never responded. 601 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,136 - 'Cause I was pissed. 602 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,846 I had to move to Phoenix 'cause of you, bruh. 603 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,181 You ever been to Phoenix? 604 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,600 - I'm so sorry, Isaiah, about how shit went down 605 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,226 and what I did. 606 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,562 - You ain't let me finish. 607 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,648 I was pissed. 608 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,734 But I'm not anymore. 609 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,069 - No, that's not like you. 610 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,820 Your favorite phrase is "stay mad." 611 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,948 - Yeah, I know, but ever since I got here, 612 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,326 I've been trying to do things legit. 613 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,828 - I don't want to be rude seeing we just made up, 614 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,121 but you full of shit. 615 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,332 - Yeah, I know. 616 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,583 Hey, but I met a girl 617 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,336 who I think you're really gonna like. 618 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,963 I even got a job that I go to every day. 619 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,298 - Fuck out of here. 620 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,425 You are not waking up every day At 8:00 a.m. 621 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,969 - 7:45. 622 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,680 And I finally get it. 623 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,473 I appreciate everything you went through last year 624 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:27,268 and how hard it is to do shit the right way. 625 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,062 - But I didn't, though. 626 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,271 I did a lot of shit wrong. 627 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,481 - Shit, what you do? 628 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,025 Your hands are clean. - Not that clean. 629 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,527 I burned down the putt-putt. 630 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,237 - They never proved that. - Lied to cops. 631 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,488 - Good, cops suck. 632 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,115 - Dragged that kid's body to the swamp. 633 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,700 - White boy with cornrows. He had it coming. 634 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,742 - Fed it to a snake. 635 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,785 - That was awesome. 636 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,078 - Brock got shot 'cause of me. 637 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,663 - I don't even know who Brock is. 638 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:47,914 - I turned you in. 639 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,708 It's my fault Rodney Lamonca wants you killed. 640 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,670 - No, no, I put myself in that position. 641 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,296 I take responsibility. - But-- 642 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,048 - You're a good dude, Craigory. 643 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,217 And I love you, man. 644 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,803 And I miss you. 645 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,013 We got to keep this brief. 646 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,639 You know Rodney got ears all over the place. 647 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,057 We'll talk soon. 648 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,767 Keep them voice mails coming. 649 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,567 [phone buzzing] 650 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,193 - Fucking stop texting me, Car Wow. 651 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,571 I don't have unlimited data. 652 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,740 So I guess I'm never getting my car back. 653 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,158 - But we have to. 654 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,576 I changed my mind about firing Shayla. 655 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,661 - What? Why? - You were right. 656 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,705 I was feeling shitty about what I did to Zay. 657 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,331 - I mean, you were in a tough spot. 658 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:33,209 - I guess I thought if I forced you to make a selfish choice, 659 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,419 then I'd feel better about myself. 660 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,670 But I just talked to Zay. 661 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,964 - Wait, really? - Yeah, he's alive. 662 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,090 He's in Phoenix. 663 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,925 And I'm not a terrible person. 664 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,136 - Well, I never thought you were a terrible person. 665 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,888 - We have to save Shayla's job. 666 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,307 - OK, cool, awesome. 667 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,850 How are we gonna do that? 668 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:53,438 [phone buzzing] 669 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,482 Excuse me. 670 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,567 I'm looking to buy a car, and I'd like to take a test drive. 671 00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,944 - Wonderful. I'm Ricky. I'm happy to help. 672 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,197 Have you given any thought to the type of car you want? 673 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,741 - This one, this car right here. 674 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,994 - The lady knows. 675 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,955 - Wow, what a smooth ride. 676 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,832 - Yeah, it's a great vehicle. 677 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:15,377 Uh, we are a little far from Car Wow. 678 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,296 Not supposed to go further than a mile from the Wow. 679 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,631 So if you want to make your way back, 680 00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,175 I can tell you about some very exciting 681 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,468 financing opportunities. 682 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,387 - OK, I'll turn around in here. 683 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,763 [tires squealing] 684 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,056 - Careful. 685 00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,474 A little fast on that corner. 686 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,310 - Mm, I could go for some tunes. 687 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,478 Do you like tunes, Craig? 688 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,604 - Love tunes, Jillian. 689 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:35,855 You should play something from your phone. 690 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:37,774 I forget. Does the Kia have Bluetooth? 691 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,943 - Yes, it-- - It sure does, Craig. 692 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,319 [light jazzy music] 693 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,862 - Oh, OK, it's my jam. 694 00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,656 - How is your phone already paired? 695 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,116 - Because Mallory remembers me. 696 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,659 - Who is Mallory? 697 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:50,120 - This is my car, Ricky, and I want it back. 698 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:50,995 - What? [tires squealing] 699 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,288 Ahh. 700 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,332 - If my driving's making you uncomfortable, 701 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,458 you could always get the hell out. 702 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,751 - I can't let you steal a car. 703 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,378 Please tell your friend to slow down. 704 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,546 - She's doing her own thing today, Ricky. 705 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,589 I have no power here. 706 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,342 - Oh, I've missed this car, Ricky. 707 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,927 - Stop saying my name. 708 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:08,638 - See, Ricky, I don't treat myself to things. 709 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,473 I buy my jeans by the pound. 710 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:13,018 I got my shoes from a police auction. 711 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,894 And I've got little feet, Ricky. 712 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:17,063 That means they're from dead kids. 713 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,858 - Oh, my God. - But I bought myself this car. 714 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,484 $2,000 down. 715 00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:24,195 I threw up in the bathroom after I signed the check. 716 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,530 But driving off the lot... 717 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,657 - Please slow down. - I felt calm. 718 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,242 I love this Kia. 719 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,369 I was away from it for six hours today, 720 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,496 and I lost my fucking mind. 721 00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,582 - It's true. - I believe you. Please stop! 722 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,375 - Then you should also believe me when I tell you 723 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,668 I'm not giving it back. 724 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,795 I would rather die than let you have it. 725 00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:41,838 - Stop. 726 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,381 - Are you also ready to die, Ricky? 727 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:44,549 [horn blares] 728 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,926 - God damn. 729 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,136 Shit. 730 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,972 [car doors shut] 731 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:54,309 [light jazzy music] 732 00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,311 Oh, guess I can hang this up now. 733 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,105 - Jillian, that was fucking incredible. 734 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,565 - Thanks, Craig. 735 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,233 - I can't believe you actually got your car back... 736 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,652 - Thanks, Craig. - For fucking Shayla. 737 00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,946 You got to be the nicest person I ever met. 738 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,239 - Thanks, Craig. 739 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,741 - You OK? 740 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,035 - I just don't know that I want to sell Mallory. 741 00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:13,036 - What? - Do you know why 742 00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,371 I went so crazy today? 743 00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:15,663 - Not to save Shayla's job? 744 00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:17,457 - Yeah, I kept telling myself it was that. 745 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,668 But when I got back in the billboard car, 746 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:23,421 and it was so hot and so loud and still smells 747 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,924 so much like that iguana that died in the engine... 748 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,092 - That's what that is. 749 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,843 - I can't go back. 750 00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,512 I can't. 751 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,514 I know that makes me an awful, selfish person, 752 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,848 but I just can't. 753 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,016 - Jillian, this is what I've been 754 00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:36,101 trying to tell you all day. 755 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,435 It's OK to be selfish. 756 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:38,520 - But then you had that call with Isaiah, 757 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:40,105 and you changed your mind about that. 758 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,940 - Oh, right, yeah. 759 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:42,941 Well, fuck that. 760 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:43,900 That's me and my shit. 761 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,777 This has nothing to do with you. 762 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,779 Our journeys don't have to intersect. 763 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,030 - But I like it when they do. 764 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:51,908 - Keep the car. Jillian, you've earned it. 765 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:55,412 And as my gift to you, I'll fire Shayla. 766 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,080 - No, I made her the promise. 767 00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:58,915 I should tell her. I'm her boss. 768 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:00,083 - You sure? 769 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,584 - Yeah, this is business. 770 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,837 Sometimes in business people get hurt. 771 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,797 Ah! 772 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:06,965 - A car? 773 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,842 You're choosing a fucking car over me? 774 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,635 Fuck you, Jillian! 775 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,929 Oh, and by the way, everyone knows your accent's fake. 776 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,305 [upbeat music] 777 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:17,225 Cannon, cannon, cannon. 778 00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,477 - * Yeah * 779 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,854 * Yeah * 780 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,397 * * 781 00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,941 * OK * 782 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,276 * 2Chainz * 783 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,778 - * Whip cold, get dough, different flows * 784 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,364 * I killed the last beat, I'm out on parole * 785 00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,992 * You know the code, point scene money gone * 786 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,578 * You know what I'm on, pass the Styrofoam * 787 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:37,620 * Ooh, I feel good * 788 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:39,164 - Sorry it took so long. 789 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,373 - Better late than never. 790 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,208 I'll take all the berries I can get. 791 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,168 Here you go. 792 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,753 $150,000. 793 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,463 - * Ooh, I feel good, ooh, I feel good * 794 00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:49,507 * Hey, motivated, woke up like I'ma make it * 795 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:50,842 * I had a dream * 796 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,427 * I seen Serena playing tennis naked * 797 00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,304 * Formulate a plot * 798 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,680 - I feel like I'm gonna be sick. 799 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,640 This is the most money I've ever seen. 800 00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,725 - And almost all of it's going to 801 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,143 violent criminals' health care. 802 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,479 But hey, at least we can survive until next harvest. 803 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,272 Who knows? Maybe things can calm down. 804 00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,441 - What up, big bruh? 805 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,526 - Zay? What the fuck? 806 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:09,736 You shouldn't be in Florida. 807 00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:11,905 What about Rodney? What if he finds you? 808 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:16,034 - Yeah, it'd be crazy if that happened, wouldn't it? 809 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:19,496 Hey, Craig, I've heard a lot about you. 810 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,457 [Shirley Bassey's "Vehicle"] 811 00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:29,214 * * 812 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,882 - * Hey, well * 813 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:34,052 * I'm the friendly stranger in the black Sedan * 814 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,930 * Won't you hop inside my car? * 815 00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:39,933 * I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable gal * 816 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,727 * And I can take you to the nearest star * 817 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,772 * I'm your vehicle, baby * 818 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,566 * I'll take you anywhere you want to go * 819 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:51,736 * I'm your vehicle, woman * 820 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,656 * By now I'm sure you know * 821 00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:56,408 * That I love ya * 822 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:57,784 * I need ya * 823 00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,411 * I want ya * 824 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,579 * Got to have you * 825 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:06,376 * Great God in Heaven, you know that I love you * 826 00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:13,550 * * 827 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:19,973 * I'm your vehicle, woman * 828 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:22,684 * By now I'm sure you know * 829 00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:24,477 * That I love ya * 830 00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:25,854 * I need ya * 831 00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,522 * I want ya * 832 00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:29,774 * Got to have you * 833 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,901 * Great God in Heaven * 834 00:27:31,943 --> 00:27:35,947 * You know that I love you * 835 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:43,663 * * 836 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:47,667 - Not a doctor. - Shh.