1 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:10,593 [jazz music] 2 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:14,848 - * Whatever Lola wants * 3 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:18,560 * Lola gets * 4 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:21,980 - Hi, there. - I don't think so. 5 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,690 - Champagne? - Not tonight. 6 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,650 - [sighs] 7 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,945 - * Make up your mind * - What's this? 8 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,239 - Dale and soda. 9 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:35,201 - * No regrets * 10 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,120 * Recline yourself * 11 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,872 - What do I owe you? 12 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,999 - It's on him. 13 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,168 * * 14 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,878 - Oh, Jesus. 15 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:47,714 - Cut! - That's a cut. 16 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,341 - What the fuck? Where is he? Does he know his cue? 17 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,550 - He knows his cue. I just can't find him. 18 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,302 - What do you mean you can't find him? 19 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,679 Try asking one of his ten assistants. 20 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,890 - Does anyone have eyes on talent? 21 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:58,850 He was just here. 22 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,352 - Can I step out for a second? 23 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,478 - Yeah, go. - Thanks. 24 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,230 - Go ahead. Everyone, back to one. 25 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,233 [dramatic music] 26 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:14,407 * * 27 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,383 - [screams] 28 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:39,641 * * 29 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,685 - [sighs] 30 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,603 * * 31 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,272 - Why is your trailer sideways? - Well, there was an accident. 32 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,108 - You don't have to answer. 33 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:50,318 I know it's because you're stupid. 34 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,946 - So you guys know Prada Lamonca, right? 35 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,197 - Hi, I'm Jillian. 36 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,407 - And you probably don't remember me, 37 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,700 but I was at your seminar. 38 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,994 - "You probably don't remember me" was perfect. 39 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,496 - Okay, here's the deal. 40 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,039 Rodney wants to launch our supplement line 41 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,500 in three months, Prada will be overseeing production, 42 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,711 and I'm the new head manager for Predator Power. 43 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,504 - What the hell is Predator Power? 44 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,339 - Well, Rodney thought "saw palmetto extract" had 45 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,466 limp dick vibes, so we're mixing in shark cartilage 46 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,177 and changing the name: Predator Power. 47 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,429 "Get predatory." 48 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,556 - Predator as in sexual predator? 49 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,307 - Sounds a little problematic. 50 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,934 - Rodney says controversy sells. 51 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,811 You know his first real estate book was called 52 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,522 "Kill Your Parents, Sell Their House." 53 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,399 It's a New York Times best seller. 54 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,192 - I'm sorry, what is all this? 55 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,403 - Oh, those are our payroll numbers. 56 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,863 - "Those are our payroll numbers." 57 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,990 Yeah, I know what they are. 58 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:40,535 But why does a small farm have so many employees 59 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,078 and why are they all related? 60 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,289 - Oh, uh, those are the Boones. 61 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,790 They're a key part of the team 62 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:49,502 in so far as they provide extra legal services. 63 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,589 - Okay. You bought protection from some crooks. 64 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,507 Got it. 65 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,135 - So the Boones, huh? 66 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,013 You out here doing side deals with criminals now, hmm? 67 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,639 You know all those years when I was a criminal, 68 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,099 all I wanted from you was a side deal 69 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,476 and you gave me nothing. 70 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,561 - You stole my dream, Isaiah. 71 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,064 - Why are you focusing on the past? 72 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,732 That's yesterday's shit. 73 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,942 You need to be looking to tomorrow, 74 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:13,943 which is when the future is. 75 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,653 - Oh, is that when the future is? 76 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,405 You been spending too much time with Rodney Lamonca. 77 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,074 You sound like a fucking Dominine hat. 78 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:20,909 - Well, it's a good thing I'm spending time with Rodney 79 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,870 because we're launching Predator Power at the NFS con. 80 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,539 It's a nutrition-- - And food sciences convention. 81 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,124 Yeah, I was looking forward to attending 82 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,709 while I still owned my own farm. 83 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,836 - Well, pack your bags because I talked Rodney into 84 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,088 letting you both go. 85 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:36,216 Free trip to San Diego, baby! City of zoos. 86 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:38,551 - Fuck San Diego. Fucking diet Miami. 87 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,346 - I mean, a business trip sounds kind of fun. 88 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,889 The furthest I ever went for work was when 89 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,684 an Uber passenger had me drive him to Charlotte. 90 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,561 He was on drugs and bought me Bojangles twice. It was great. 91 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,064 - You haven't even heard the best part yet, J Glopp. 92 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,316 Rodney has a celebrity spokesperson lined up 93 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,652 and we need someone to brief him on 94 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,946 the magical healing powers of saw palmetto. 95 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:00,073 And since you two are the experts, 96 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:03,910 you get to hang out with Mr. Worldwide himself. 97 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,995 Fucking Pitbull, huh? 98 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,789 - Wow! Pitbull? 99 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,250 I've given people rides home from his concert before. 100 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:13,920 They always seem very horny. - Mm. 101 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,755 Why you over there being so quiet? 102 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,424 Is it because you're too horny to talk? 103 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:21,636 - It's because I don't want to do this. 104 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,013 - I'm sorry about the farm. 105 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,682 Okay, I got myself in a bad situation in Phoenix 106 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,934 and this was the only way I could think to get out of it. 107 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,603 And I feel really fucking bad and I want to help you, 108 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,773 so please just let me help you. 109 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,316 - I really don't have a choice, do I? 110 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:38,903 - Man-- 111 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,952 - Wow. First class. 112 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,830 I can't believe they let you board before everybody else. 113 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,332 I've never had anyone jealous of me before. 114 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,085 I heard one guy call me a rich bitch. 115 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,297 - Look at all this leg room and lay flat seats. 116 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,924 You know what it's like for a guy my height to fly coach? 117 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,177 It's like trying to jam a GI Joe into a Hot Wheels. 118 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,470 - Champagne? - Ooh. 119 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,180 - No, thank you. - I think it's complimentary. 120 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:06,514 - Then yes, please. 121 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,184 Can I keep the glass? - Sure. 122 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,394 - You should ask for yours too. Then we'll have a set. 123 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,520 - I'm not gonna do that. 124 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,898 - Well, I still really love this. 125 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:17,525 Maybe it was all worth it working for the Lamoncas. 126 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,320 - No. Remember why you're doing this, okay? 127 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,114 We just need to earn enough money to buy a new farm. 128 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,742 - You really think we can? - Yes, I do, Jillian. 129 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,161 In fact, I've already found us the perfect plot of swamp land. 130 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,496 - What? 131 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:30,622 - Well, "perfect" might be an overstatement. 132 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,582 The Boones were right, okay? 133 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,668 The pharmaceutical companies bought up 134 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,671 the entire Everglades. Prices are insane. 135 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,757 Down payment is 100 grand. - Oh, wow. 136 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:44,052 But I guess that's only two years of our Dominine salaries 137 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,471 assuming we don't eat, 138 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,265 pay taxes, or sleep inside. 139 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,767 - We can still sleep inside. 140 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:54,270 It'll just be more like five years of saving. 141 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,189 - Okay, wow. 142 00:05:56,231 --> 00:06:00,151 Five year plan to get us back to where we were one month ago. 143 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,653 I don't know why I said that last bit. 144 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,863 This is exciting. - To starting over. 145 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,241 - To starting over. [glasses clink] 146 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:09,244 [upbeat music] 147 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,537 - Oh, my God, Craig, look. 148 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,288 This hotel has free sewing kits. 149 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,666 Now, my bra can get a few more months of life. 150 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,084 - Hey, good for you. [door opens] 151 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,253 - Welcome to San Diego. 152 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,462 Sweet suite, right? 153 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,089 You guys check out the bathroom? 154 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,716 Got a special spout for your bootyhole. 155 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:25,260 - It's whatever. Hotels are gross. 156 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:27,512 Fucking...used beds. - Hey. 157 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,722 I was just downstairs at the conference. 158 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,056 You know what I saw? 159 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,891 Three booths selling saw palmetto extract. 160 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,060 - I know, but we got that shark collagen there, boss. 161 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,520 We the only ones doing that shit. 162 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,814 - I also think saw palmetto on its own has some 163 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,775 pretty amazing properties that can really help people. 164 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,528 - Holy shit. Has that always been your accent? 165 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,571 - Yes. 166 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,740 - It sucks. Fix it. 167 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,576 Anyway, I got a great idea for us to stand out. 168 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,245 Really make CVS' panties slick. 169 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,540 We say that Predator Power pills prevent prostate cancer. 170 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,585 - No. You can't say something cures cancers if it doesn't. 171 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,962 - I said prevents cancer, Craig. 172 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,797 - No offense, but do you really think people gonna believe 173 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,883 you found the cure for cancer? 174 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,593 I mean, you're not exactly a scientist. 175 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,261 You're wearing a shiny shirt. 176 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:12,098 - All right, let me let you in on a little secret here, okay? 177 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,101 People want to be lied to. - I don't want to be lied to. 178 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,562 - Well, not you personally. You're one of the smart ones. 179 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,023 - Oh, okay. - See? Right there. 180 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,483 Tell people what they want to hear 181 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,151 and these idiots will believe anything. 182 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:26,112 - Look, Rodney, I think they have a point. 183 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,490 All right, this is a conference for real businessmen. 184 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:31,368 Not the normal Dominine... 185 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,119 - Losers and fuckwads, yeah. 186 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,497 - I just think these people might be harder to scam. 187 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,956 But we don't have to scam 'em. 188 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:40,251 We got Pitbull. Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305. 189 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,420 - All right, whatever, but Pitbull better bring it. 190 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,922 And you two need to go brief him. 191 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,924 He's up in the penthouse. Top floor. 192 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,801 - We know what penthouse means. - Top floor, got it. 193 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,721 - Wow. 194 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,517 - [laughs] Welcome. 195 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,726 I'm Pitbull. 196 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,144 Let's make this a great day. 197 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,522 - Let's do it. - You want to live life. 198 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,816 Don't let life live you. - Oh, for sure. 199 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,443 - If you work hard, let that be the fuel to your fire. 200 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,986 - I will. 201 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,905 - But don't forget to enjoy 202 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,366 the glow of that fire. [laughs] 203 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,201 - I won't. - Dale! 204 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,994 - Hey, so we're here to brief you on 205 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,913 saw palmetto facts. - Yeah, come in. Have a seat. 206 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,873 I personally like to stand. 207 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:22,127 I always keep to my feet to stay ready to hustle, grind, 208 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,503 make my dreams a reality. 209 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:24,879 - Yeah, me too. 210 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,257 I'm always just standing up for the same reason. 211 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,883 - Mm, mm. - To hustle. 212 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,760 - Okay, so five facts about saw palmetto-- 213 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,846 - Right on. Before we get to work, 214 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,097 would you like some refreshments? 215 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:37,934 I've got some chili lime kiki rikis. 216 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,563 They're the official corn chip of Mr. Worldwide. 217 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,064 - Oh, wow. They're so spicy. 218 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,983 - Where you from? - Australia. 219 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,737 - Oh, well, maybe in Australia, you're okay with average chips. 220 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,573 But where I'm from, in my household, in Miami, 221 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:52,532 there better be some heat, papí. 222 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,950 [laughter] 223 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,744 You want some diet Doctor Blanco to wash that down? 224 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,203 - Sure. - Diet Doctor Blanco? 225 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,831 - It's the official clear cola of Mr. Worldwide. 226 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,709 It's all the flavor with none of the guilt. 227 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,169 Dale! both: Dale! 228 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,881 - [sighs] 229 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,216 My soda's got the hardest working fizz in the biz. 230 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,344 Ah! 231 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,512 - Oh, Mr. Pitbull, your... 232 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,222 - Hmm? - Little beard. 233 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,141 - Your soul patch. - It's on the can. 234 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,894 - Oh, oh. [chuckles] Shit, sorry. 235 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:23,229 [clears throat] What we talking about? 236 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,857 The delicious taste of diet Doctor Blanco. 237 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,193 - Um, Mr. Pitbull, 238 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,278 would it be possible to give us a second? 239 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,613 - Yeah, sure. 240 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,290 - That's not Pitbull. - What? 241 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,668 - His soul patch came off. He doesn't even look like him. 242 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,336 - Course it's not fucking Pitbull. 243 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,420 - You knew? - What? 244 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,838 - Yeah, it's a Pitbull impersonator. 245 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,924 Certified by Mr. Worldwide International. 246 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,842 These doubles look like Pitbull, 247 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,219 they sound like Pitbull, 248 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,179 they even fucking smell like Pitbull. 249 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,473 They wear the actual clothes the real Pitbull sweat through. 250 00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,933 - Sounds kind of gross. 251 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,768 - You know what's gross is smelling like a nobody. 252 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,687 - But people must know it's not Pitbull. 253 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,230 - You forgot what I already taught you: 254 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,066 people want to be lied to. They want to go home and 255 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,943 tell their fucking nurse practitioner friends that 256 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,528 they met Pitbull on a business trip. 257 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,114 - Yeah, sure, but we knew he was fake right away. 258 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,782 - It's 'cause you got up close. 259 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,701 Pitbull 6 is a long distance Pitbull. 260 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,161 He's rated for stage work and tarmac waving. 261 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,538 I'm not gonna spend two million bucks 262 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,581 on a sunglasses off Pitbull. 263 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,958 Now, get back up to the penthouse 264 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,460 and do your fucking job. Top floor! 265 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,462 - Top floor, got it. 266 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,717 - So do we call you Pitbull 6 or do you have a real name? 267 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,469 - Call me Pitbull because that's who I am. 268 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,930 And if anybody heard you use my actual name, I'd be fired. 269 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,640 - Damn, Pitbull's a tough boss. 270 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,225 - Pitbull is an incredible boss 271 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,810 and a naturally funny conversationalist 272 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,478 who could do standup if he wanted. 273 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,273 It's Mr. Worldwide International who are tough. 274 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,900 My handler Linda, she's always on my ass. 275 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:54,988 - Okay, Pitbull, um, there are five key benefits 276 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,948 to saw palmetto we'd like you to mention. 277 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,367 Prostate reduction, hair growth, 278 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,910 which we thought you could make a funny joke 279 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,412 because you're bald. 280 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,414 - Pitbull is bald by choice. 281 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,624 If he wanted to have hair, it'd be down to his butt. 282 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,917 Your joke won't work. 283 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,669 - Well, there's also increased libido. 284 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,005 - Pitbull's libido is incredible. 285 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:14,591 He has so much sex, we don't even masturbate. 286 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,176 And he only has sex with Miami tens. 287 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,719 You know what a Miami ten looks like? 288 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,304 Like a stripper from Grand Theft Auto. 289 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,723 - Did you say, "we don't even masturbate?" 290 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:24,809 - Yeah, because everybody knows Pitbull doesn't masturbate. 291 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,353 - Does everyone know that? - Yeah. 292 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,022 So if I got caught, that'd be as bad for the brand 293 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:32,067 as me being, I don't know, seen on a date with some woman 294 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,110 from my past who's not up to Pitbull's standards. 295 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,945 - So you can't date either? 296 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:39,699 - [laughs] Of course not. Bad for the brand. 297 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,077 Think what people would say if they saw me out with Heather 298 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,830 who is so, so beautiful, but not a Miami ten. 299 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,582 - Is Heather your girlfriend? 300 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,834 - [laughing] Not anymore. 301 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,544 It's bad for the brand. 302 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,755 She wanted to start a family 303 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,466 and I wanted to be a father so bad, 304 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,844 but a bunch of little me's running around calling me papí, 305 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,430 that--that's not Pitbull. 306 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,183 [laughs] - I'm so sorry. 307 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,935 Do you need a drink or something? 308 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,062 - Oh, I'd love a drink, but I'm not allowed. 309 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,064 - Bad for the brand. - It's bad for the brand. 310 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,982 - This is insane. You're a human being. 311 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,901 You should be able to make your own choices. 312 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,737 - No, Linda would find out. 313 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,114 She would always find out. 314 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,365 - It's just the three of us here. 315 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,409 Nobody's gonna say anything. Have a drink. 316 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,452 I promise you'll feel so much better. 317 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,789 - You know we have to stay within a pound of 318 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:31,251 Pitbull's actual weight at all times? 319 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,919 And sometimes he goes so hard on stage, 320 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,629 he sweats off five pounds. 321 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,340 You know what that means for me? 322 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,009 - Do you think you've had enough? 323 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,844 - Man, you sound just like fucking Linda. 324 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,971 "You can't drink anymore, Pitt 6. 325 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,931 Why'd you stop going to your meetings, Pitt 6?" 326 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,600 - Meetings? - So it's not all Pitbulls 327 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,020 who can't have alcohol. That was just a rule for you? 328 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,271 - Of course it's just for me. 329 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,273 I'm the only Pitbull with a drinking problem. 330 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,275 And they're afraid of me because they know 331 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,319 my solo music is better than Pitbull's. 332 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,655 Linda's intimidated by my talent. 333 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,157 Listen to this. 334 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,910 This track's called "I Love Dunking Basketballs." 335 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,287 [chuckles] 336 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,913 * I see a big, fat hoop * 337 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:09,998 * You know I got to dunk * 338 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,499 - Hey, hey, we really want to 339 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,461 hear the rest of your music, but I'ma call room service, 340 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,837 order you a pot of black coffee. 341 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,130 - I can't drink coffee. 342 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,257 I'm only allowed to drink CocoVOLT, 343 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,885 the official chocolate energy drink of Mr. Worldwide. 344 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,470 - Or maybe you should take a nap. 345 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,681 You might just need a little break from being Pitbull. 346 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,308 - You know what? 347 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,144 That's actually a great idea. I do need a break. 348 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,146 - Okay, good. - I fucking quit this job. 349 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,939 - What? No! - Fuck Pitbull. 350 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,108 Fuck Mr. Worldwide. Fuck Linda. 351 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,568 I'm going to masturbate. 352 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,658 - You lost Pitbull? - A Pitbull. 353 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,826 - This is a disaster. 354 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,620 - People will understand. Mix-ups happen. 355 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,872 I wore mismatched socks today. It's cute. 356 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,457 - Shh. Shut up. 357 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,751 You know how much money I sunk into this saw palmetto shit? 358 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,753 - Oh, I don't know. Including the free farm 359 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,588 that you stole from me? $0? 360 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,006 - I'm talking about the conference. 361 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,509 The booth, all the merch. 362 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,010 Just renting the Pitbull was how much? 363 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,345 - 300 grand. 364 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,222 - That seems like a wild use of money. 365 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:10,308 - No, paying you two a salary is the wild use of money. 366 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,852 You better find this guy. If you don't, you're fired. 367 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,354 - We'll find him. Don't worry. 368 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,855 - Isaiah, you brought these two dipshits in. 369 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:16,981 You go with them and make sure 370 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,066 they don't trip on their own dicks 371 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,234 trying to work a doorknob. 372 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,235 - I know how to work a doorknob. 373 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,653 - I don't have a dick. 374 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:23,988 - So you have no idea where he went. 375 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,615 You just watched him run away. 376 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,574 Why didn't you go after him? 377 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,284 - He was so fast. 378 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,704 I don't approve of Mr. Worldwide International's 379 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,288 dietary restrictions, 380 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,416 but he seemed to be in incredible shape. 381 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,251 - Hey, be honest, Craig. You trying to get fired? 382 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,502 'Cause I don't know what you think 383 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,295 Dominine severance pay is, but it's bad. 384 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,381 - No. I don't want to get fired. 385 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,259 I hate this job, but I need it. 386 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,886 We got to buy a new farm, plus Vanessa and Camille 387 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,763 and the little white baby that none of us are related to 388 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,432 are counting on me. - What are you talking about? 389 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,975 - Oh, it's a long and interesting story 390 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:52,976 that I don't have to tell you 391 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,436 because we're not close no more. 392 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,272 - Guys, look. Pitbull 6 left his phone in the room. 393 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,274 Phones are full of clues. - It's locked. 394 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,442 How are we supposed to get his passcode? 395 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,570 - How about 305? He is Mr. 305. 396 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,405 - A three digit passcode? 397 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,115 Those don't exist, Isaiah. 398 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,284 I'm learning you're dumb and a dick. 399 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,535 It's a terrible combination. 400 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,329 - Mm, and we're in. - That's annoying. 401 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:17,208 Limited contacts. Pitbull 7, Pitbull 8, Pitbull 10. 402 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,752 What happened to Pitbull 9? 403 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,879 - Oh. - What? 404 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,881 - Maybe seven ate nine. 405 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,175 - Jillian. - Sorry. 406 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,801 - Fuck it. One of these guys gotta know something. 407 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,845 [line rings] 408 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,263 - 6, what's up? 409 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,723 I'm at the Doctor Blanco launch event. 410 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,641 - This isn't 6. I'm actually a client. 411 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,226 Pitbull 6 had a bit of a freak out 412 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,770 and we sort of lost him. 413 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,481 - Ah, fuck. What'd he freak out about? 414 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,775 - I think he got fed up with all the Pitbull rules. 415 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,693 Mr. Worldwide International doesn't seem like 416 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,111 an easy place to work. 417 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,655 - Oh, shit. Was he performing at a wedding? 418 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,491 Weddings always make him think about Heather. 419 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,368 - I just wanted to see if you knew his name 420 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,370 or had any idea where he might've gone. 421 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:57,290 - Nah. We were only allowed to talk about Pitbull stuff. 422 00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,335 If they catch us socializing, that's two fireballs. 423 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:04,172 And three fireballs is a timber. 424 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,049 That means you going down. 425 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,843 - They don't know shit. 426 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,095 - Well, just call the company. 427 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,012 They got to have a way to track him down. 428 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,555 - No, we're not calling Linda. 429 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,349 I don't want him to get in trouble with his boss. 430 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,725 - It'll be fine. I promise I won't 431 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,227 tell Linda he was drinking. 432 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,479 [phone rings] 433 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:22,607 - Mr. Worldwide International. You have Linda Fox Platt. 434 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,693 - Hi, I'm from Dominine. 435 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,528 Uh, we lost our Pitbull. 436 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:29,197 - Fucking 6. Was he drinking on the job again? 437 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,198 - No. - No, no, no. 438 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,533 Nothing like that. 439 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,535 - I told the hotel to clean out the mini-bar, 440 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,829 but everyone's a dumb fuck. [keyboard clicking] 441 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:39,040 All right, it looks like he's about 15 miles from the hotel. 442 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,167 - How do you know that? 443 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,252 - Well, he's got a company phone. 444 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,837 They're easy to track. 445 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:47,090 - Well, we're on his phone. We--we called you from it. 446 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,260 - Okay, look. 447 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,431 Here's the deal. You cannot tell anyone this. 448 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,976 When I make my doubles get their tattoos 449 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,644 so that they match Pitbull, 450 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,272 we also insert a subcutaneous tracking device. 451 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,898 - Oh, my God. 452 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,609 - Sorry, but I got shithead bosses breathing down my neck. 453 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,863 I could get fired if one of my Pitts goes missing. 454 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,365 Just to be clear, I am not complaining about Pitbull. 455 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,243 The real Pitbull is an amazing boss and businessman 456 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,871 who actually had the idea for Amazon, 457 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,956 but knew he could do more good through his music. 458 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,750 - We all love Pitbull, Linda. 459 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,002 Can you please just tell us where 6 went? 460 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,170 - Hold on. 461 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,256 - It says he's in there. 462 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,633 Guess he really needed that drink. 463 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,094 - No, he's here for something worse. 464 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,722 Open mic night. 465 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,683 [phone buzzing] 466 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,729 - Hello? - Hey, it's 12. 467 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,190 I just wanted to see if you found 6 yet. 468 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,483 I'm starting to worry this might be 469 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,860 another Pitbull 9 situation. 470 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,196 - What do you mean? What happened to Pitbull 9? 471 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,198 - Ah, man, he was the best of us. 472 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,409 He looked and moved exactly like Pitbull. 473 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,286 Man, certified for concert work, 474 00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,080 but it got too much. 475 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,500 Always dancing, never sleeping. 476 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,419 I don't know when the pills started, 477 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,921 but I know when they stopped. 478 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,006 One day he was shooting a commercial for Dale, 479 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,300 Pitbull's new tequila. 480 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,135 They found him dead backstage. 481 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,512 - Oh, my God. 482 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,389 - Linda said it was an accident. 483 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,600 But how do you slit both wrists by accident? 484 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,435 - Well, we know where 6 is. He's alive. 485 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,604 I'll make sure nothing bad happens. 486 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,272 - Oh, thank God. 487 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,275 How'd you find him? 488 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,194 - Um... 489 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,321 you know, looking hard. 490 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,156 General searching. 491 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,617 - They always fucking find us. 492 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,536 How do they always find us? 493 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,496 - Okay, look, I'm not supposed to tell you this, 494 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,289 but Linda has a tracking device on you. 495 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,667 It's in your tattoo. 496 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,961 - What the fuck? 497 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,047 So I'm chipped like a dog? 498 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,551 - Jillian, you coming? - I'm so sorry. I have to go. 499 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,848 - This is my original single. 500 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,142 "Nothing Like Sunshine On Your Birthday." 501 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:06,438 [upbeat music playing] 502 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,023 * You happy when it's sunny on your birthday * 503 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,899 * You're sad when it's cloudy on your birthday * 504 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,985 * Baby girl, don't cry, the sun's gonna shine * 505 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,029 * You're gonna be happy on your birthday * 506 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,030 [music stops] 507 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,281 Hey. 508 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,907 The crowd was just getting into it. 509 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:20,368 - If even one person wants to hear what this dude is singing, 510 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,538 please raise your hand. - Well, I loved it. 511 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,583 It had such a great message about, uh, 512 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,585 being happy on your birthday. 513 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,880 - Yeah, man, you're a real shooting star, but-- 514 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,382 - You want me to go back to the conference. 515 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,134 Yeah, I know why you're here. 516 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,803 Relax. I wouldn't leave you hanging like that. 517 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,848 Ryan Mildo's gonna blow the roof off that place. 518 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,725 - What? - Who the fuck is Ryan Mildo? 519 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,894 - Me. Now you know my real name. 520 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,395 And soon, the rest of the world will too. 521 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,856 - Mildo like dildo. 522 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,900 - It rhymes with dildo. It's not like dildo. 523 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,861 - Okay, I'm sorry. What the fuck is happening here? 524 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,863 'Cause you really think you gonna start over 525 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,991 as a grown-ass man and become a pop star. 526 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,576 - I mean, maybe. 527 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,370 I know it's not gonna happen overnight, 528 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,413 but if being Pitbull's taught me one thing, 529 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,540 it's how to hustle and grind. 530 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,167 I've got a five year plan. 531 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,544 - A fucking five year plan. 532 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:15,256 Look, let me let you in on a little secret, Mildo. 533 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,592 Being poor sucks. 534 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,135 - I was broke before I got this job 535 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,012 and it was fine. I was happy. 536 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,931 - Yeah, yeah, most poor people happy. 537 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,059 They eat their combo meals, they watch TV, they go to bed. 538 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,645 But the only reason they can sleep is because 539 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:32,732 they don't know how good rich people got it. 540 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,192 I mean, they think they understand because they watch 541 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,903 a episode of "Entourage," 542 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,823 but they can't even begin to imagine how easy 543 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,450 everyday life is for some people. 544 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,036 But not you. [laughs] 545 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,746 You, you fucking know, Mildo. 546 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,541 The penthouses, Miami tens. 547 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,002 What they got you flying now? What, first class? 548 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,378 - Private. 549 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,965 - Fucking PJs? 550 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,591 You ate the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge 551 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:03,263 and ain't no going back now, Mildo. 552 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,306 Let me tell you about your little five year plan. 553 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,641 You gon' wake up every day 554 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,185 and you are going to be furious. 555 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,187 Furious at the struggle. 556 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,647 Furious at the unfairness. 557 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,816 Furious at Pitbull. 558 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:18,111 And that fury is gonna eat away and eat away 559 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:21,448 and eat away at you until there's nothing good left, 560 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,909 so what's it gonna be, Mildo? 561 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,538 * * 562 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,874 - Please... 563 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,502 Call me Pitbull. 564 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:37,839 - [laughs] Look who we found. 565 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:41,259 Mr. Worldwide himself. Mr. 305. Mr... 566 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,844 - What the fuck did you do? 567 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,763 - We are more than just Pitbulls. 568 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,222 - We are human beings. 569 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,475 - With our own lives and our own names. 570 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,477 - Our rights have been ignored. 571 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,520 - And we've been stripped of basic dignities. 572 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,855 - Like our right to privacy. 573 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,648 - And our right to love who we want. 574 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,025 - We will not dance. 575 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:57,901 - We will not sing. 576 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,903 - We will not start the party. 577 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,905 - Operations at Mr. Worldwide International 578 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,823 are hereby ceased. 579 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:04,866 - Dale! 580 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,993 - It's a Mr. Worldwide walkout. 581 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,912 Pitbull's gonna be so fucking pissed! 582 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:13,958 - Well, you two dunces lit a match. 583 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,168 Now, the whole thing's on fire. 584 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,586 Pitbull put out a statement. 585 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,046 Apparently, he didn't know anything about 586 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,048 the working conditions of his doubles. 587 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,341 You know one of them killed himself? 588 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,425 - We did know that, yes. 589 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,094 - Yeah, well, Pitbull didn't. 590 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:27,263 And now, he's taking a step back to listen and learn. 591 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:28,890 And since nobody listens harder 592 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:31,559 or steps back further than Pitbull, 593 00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,395 he's shutting down the whole program. 594 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:34,896 He's pulling all his endorsements. 595 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,774 He's even pulling diet Doctor Blanco. 596 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,401 - Pitbull's on in one minute. 597 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,694 - Oh, this is a fucking disaster. 598 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,737 - So why don't you do it? You can sell anything. 599 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,239 - [scoffs] You think I'm gonna get up on stage 600 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,408 and talk about how I have penis problems? 601 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,660 So everybody thinks I got a piddly little booger dick 602 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,787 that squirts clear? Fuck that. 603 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,205 My shit is hard as a rock 604 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:54,624 and it shoots Elmer's by the fucking gallon. 605 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,543 - Saw palmetto berries help with the prostate, 606 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,711 not the penis. 607 00:22:57,752 --> 00:23:00,213 - The prostate is the penis! Grow up! 608 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,965 - So what are we gonna do? The crowd's waiting. 609 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,175 - I don't know. Just call the whole thing off. 610 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:07,178 Say Pitbull got sick and you two are fired. 611 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,263 Clean out your hotel rooms. 612 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,848 I'm cancelling your plane tickets home. 613 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,182 - How do we get back? 614 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,518 - Imagine me giving one, tiny, little mini fuck. 615 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:18,273 You could walk home for all I care. 616 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,316 - You know what? 617 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:22,068 Fine. We don't need you. 618 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:25,113 Or your fancy hotels or your champagne planes 619 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:28,283 because we're gonna build a new farm from the ground up 620 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,076 where we treat people right. 621 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,620 And it doesn't matter how hard we have to work 622 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:34,080 or how long it takes because this... 623 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,582 - Actually, if I could interject. 624 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,000 - Kind of in the middle of a big speech. 625 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,918 - I know, I know. I'm sorry, I just-- 626 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,504 I think there's a way we can still fix this Pitbull thing. 627 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:42,672 - Exactly. 628 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,674 Who needs Pitbull when you have Ryan... 629 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:47,260 - You're not getting on stage, Mildo. 630 00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:50,722 - Ladies and gentlemen, for Dominine, 631 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:53,600 the moment you've all been waiting for. 632 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,018 - What are you gonna do? 633 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,895 - Go out there and try to sell Predator Power. 634 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,229 Can't lose our jobs, Jillian, 635 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,773 not if we want to save up for our own farm. 636 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,024 - I mean, I guess you're right, 637 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:03,401 but people are expecting Pitbull. 638 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,694 Are you gonna dance? 639 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,279 I'm realizing now I've never seen you dance. 640 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:07,530 Maybe you're amazing at it. 641 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,532 - I am an amazing dancer, but not tonight. 642 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:13,203 Just tell them about all the good saw palmetto can do. 643 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:14,454 Okay? 644 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,289 - * Four, three, two, one * 645 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:18,458 * * 646 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,251 * Come on * 647 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:25,048 - Please welcome Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305, 648 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:30,845 the one, the only, Pitbull! 649 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:37,435 - Uh, hey. 650 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:41,398 I know you're excited to see Pitbull, but... 651 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:45,944 he's not coming. Sorry. 652 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,947 Look, I could stand here and tell you 653 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,242 Pitbull got sick, but I'm not gonna lie. 654 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,494 The truth is, the endorsement fell through. 655 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:58,123 Business shit. It happens. 656 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,167 But here's another thing that's true. 657 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,420 We didn't actually need a celebrity 658 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:06,423 to sell Predator Power 659 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:10,093 because these pills are gonna help people. 660 00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:13,304 Let me tell you a story about my father. 661 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:17,058 When I was 12 years old, 662 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,519 my father was taken from me 663 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:23,356 by one of the deadliest predators in the world: 664 00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,734 prostate cancer. 665 00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:27,277 - What the fuck? 666 00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:29,779 - I dedicated my life to making sure 667 00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:33,783 no family would suffer like mine did. 668 00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:37,328 I was determined to find a cure 669 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,998 and I did. 670 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:44,336 Because Predator Power pills prevent prostate cancer 671 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:47,130 in 75% of men. 672 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:48,465 [applause] 673 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:50,133 - Oh, hell yeah. 674 00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:53,178 - They are a fucking magic bullet. 675 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,804 We have studies. 676 00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:57,390 I shouldn't even be telling you about it yet. 677 00:25:57,432 --> 00:26:00,477 But these studies will prove 678 00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,854 saw palmetto berries 679 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:07,275 in Dominine's specific patented formulation 680 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:12,530 mixed with cancer eradicating shark cartilage 681 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:14,699 save lives. 682 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:18,995 So I have a message for prostate cancer: 683 00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:22,874 you can suck my dick. 684 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,210 [cheers and applause] 685 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,836 - Wow. - Fucking love this guy. 686 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:30,173 - There's a new apex predator on planet Earth 687 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,676 and if comes in a fucking bottle. 688 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:33,843 So place your orders now. 689 00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:39,182 * * 690 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:41,685 - Fuck yeah, man! I was getting calls from buyers 691 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,269 while you're still up on the stage. 692 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:46,106 Hey, did your dad really die of cancer? 693 00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:48,108 - No. - I love it! 694 00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:49,651 You know, you try and pretend like 695 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:50,985 you're this cuddly teddy bear, 696 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:52,696 but you're just a big cave troll 697 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,322 with piss running through his veins. 698 00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:56,700 You're rehired. - And Jillian? 699 00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,660 - Sure, yeah. Just fix the accent. 700 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:01,705 I got to take this. Hey, CVS. 701 00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:03,832 Yeah, you dumb motherfuckers. 702 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,208 Time to pay up. 703 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,459 - What was that? 704 00:27:06,501 --> 00:27:08,044 - Rodney was gonna say the cancer thing anyway. 705 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,963 At least this saved our jobs. 706 00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,923 - But the stuff about your dad... 707 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,049 - I thought it'd be more believable 708 00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:14,551 if I made it personal. It's nothing. 709 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:17,053 - I mean, the way dad lived his life has effected 710 00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:19,514 every decision you've ever made up until this point. 711 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,850 But what the fuck do I know. 712 00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:23,435 - I'm sorry. 713 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:26,354 But Camille is counting on me. Nessa's counting on me. 714 00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:29,107 It doesn't mean I'm giving up on our new farm. 715 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:31,484 This was the only path forward. 716 00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:32,902 - I'm sure there were paths that didn't include 717 00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:34,904 lying about curing cancer. 718 00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:38,575 - Preventing cancer. 719 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:42,078 But I hate myself. 720 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,415 This is gonna eat at me forever. 721 00:27:45,457 --> 00:27:47,417 I don't know how I'll sleep tonight. 722 00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:50,378 [snoring] 723 00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:06,644 Guess I'll see you back here in a couple of hours. 724 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,271 - Mm-hmm. - Want to get breakfast? 725 00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:10,023 I got to grab my keys. It'll only take a second. 726 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:11,941 - I want to go home and shower. 727 00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:13,818 Thanks though. 728 00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:17,238 - All right. 729 00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:22,243 Jesus! 730 00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:24,162 What are you doing here? - I got in early. 731 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:26,247 That's the problem with your generation. 732 00:28:26,289 --> 00:28:28,416 You don't understand hard work. 733 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:31,169 - Okay, well, I just came to grab one thing. 734 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:32,629 Don't let me interrupt. 735 00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:35,131 - Do you know how bad you are at running a business? 736 00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:37,967 Even after I fired all those extra people, 737 00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:40,136 you're still bleeding cash. 738 00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:42,138 - What? You fired them. 739 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:43,640 I told you the Boones are important. 740 00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:44,974 You said you got it. 741 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:46,309 I thought that meant you got it. 742 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:48,353 - What I got is that you're an idiot 743 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:51,523 who was in over his head. You do illegal shit in cash. 744 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:54,275 Don't put it on the books. - Okay. [stammers] 745 00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:55,777 What did they say when you fired them? 746 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:57,487 Were they mad? 747 00:28:57,529 --> 00:28:59,155 - Well... 748 00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:02,325 [upbeat music playing] 749 00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:06,246 * * 750 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,497 - [sighs] 751 00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:12,168 * * 752 00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:14,337 - Hey, there, Jillian. - [gasps] 753 00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:16,381 - * You happy when it's sunny on your birthday * 754 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,341 * You sad when it's cloudy on your birthday * 755 00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:20,301 * Baby girl, don't cry, the sun is gonna shine * 756 00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:22,053 * You're gonna be happy on your birthday * 757 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:23,346 - * Yeah, I was born * - I was born. 758 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:26,224 - * I was born today so light it up * 759 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:29,060 - Light it up! - * Like a candle today * 760 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:31,187 * And I would die * - I will die. 761 00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:32,981 - * If you take it away * 762 00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:37,360 * 'Cause it's gotta be sunny on my birthday * 763 00:29:37,402 --> 00:29:40,071 - * All it takes for you to be happy is just * 764 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:41,531 * A little bit of sunshine * 765 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,408 * Who needs all of this money, honey * 766 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,493 * When I can make you all mine? * 767 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:46,911 * Clouds ain't gonna rain * - Nope. 768 00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,413 - * Won't wash all your presents down the drain * 769 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:49,622 - Hell, nah. 770 00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:51,249 - * You gotta be, you wanna be * 771 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:52,709 * It's gonna be sunny on your birthday * 772 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:54,377 - * Yeah, I was born * - I was born. 773 00:29:54,419 --> 00:29:57,213 - * I was born today so light it up * 774 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,758 - Light it up! - * Like a candle today * 775 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,093 * And I would die * - I will die. 776 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:03,887 - * If you take it away * 777 00:30:03,928 --> 00:30:07,474 * 'Cause it's gotta be sunny on my birthday * 778 00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:09,309 - Oh! 779 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:10,727 - * Whoa * - Yeah. 780 00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:13,396 - * Oh, oh, oh * - [imitates gunshots] 781 00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:17,067 - * Whoa, oh, oh, oh * - Yeah. 782 00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:18,777 - * Whoa * - All right. 783 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,403 - * Oh, oh * 784 00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:22,364 - Money, honey, money, honey, money, honey. 785 00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:24,908 - * Oh, oh, oh * - Uh! 786 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:26,576 A Ryan Mildo original. 787 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:28,870 Any similarities to any artist out there 788 00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:31,623 is just pure coincidence. 789 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:35,293 - * It's gotta be sunny on my birthday * 790 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,295 - It's all sunny, baby. 791 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:40,298 - Not a doctor. - Shh.