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Knowledge.
Concerned with production, consumption,
and transfer of wealth.
-[bell rings] -[crowd cheering]
Thank you! Thank you!
-Thank you! Take! -[crowd cheering]
[woman] Investment.
An asset or item acquired with the goal of generating income.
[light reggae music playing]
-Boss! Which side is winning? -How's are you doing?
You want to pay for something or…
-[reggae music continues] -[silent dialogue]
Baby!
[reggae music continues]
-[reggae music continues] -[silent dialogue]
[man] I will do that.
You just try and tidy up your end.
Yes of course!
[man chuckles]
We are on course.
Never mind. I will do that other thing.
I assure you.
Alright, dear. Okay then.
Ponzi is to investment what…
poundo is to pounded yam.
Scam!
[reggae music continues]
[lips smacking]
[sighs] The real stuff.
[clears throat]
The real stuff.
[man] Ah. Madam, sorry.
[in Pidgin] I just like the way you are eating.
-You liked it? -Yes.
It's nice?
-Mmh. -You didn't eat the meat!
I will help you eat it. [laughs]
Should I go?
-Any other thing, ma? -No.
Okay. Alright, ma.
We have shawarma too.
[sighs] Now, let's talk poundo. I mean…
Ponzi.
[slow guitar music playing]
[woman] Before you fast forward thinking “Ponzi” does not concern you…
Remember when they gave you Ludo, slippers,
onions, and the star of the show,
Bags of rice.
[in Pidgin] You did everything you are supposed to do,
because you thought it was going to get better.
Then they entered. Nothing to show for it.
Well, they had something to show for it.
As for you… Ponzi!
[wistful violin music plays]
Ore, rmember when that boy or girl,
told you to "invest" your heart in them?
That you were their one and only?
But then…
Tsk.
[indistinct crowd chatter]
[man in Pidgin] I can't tell you lies.
You need to see!
-Are you serious? -If you could have seen this guy!
-He is like a model! He is perfect! -Wow!
Bro, you know what? I have to go to work.
-I will tell you the rest later. -[in Hausa] Alright, no worries.
-[in Hausa] Alright. -Well done.
-[in Hausa] Hello. -[in Pidgin] Hello.
-[in Hausa] Hey, how's it going? -[in Hausa] I'm good.
-[man1] Yeah. -[man2] Tsk.
Were you able to pay Amina's school fees?
Tsk. Honestly man, that's what's been on my mind.
-Do you understand? -Don't worry too much about income.
You do a job as a plumber
or an electrician, or a shoemaker. Come on, man.
Tsk. Honestly, till I'm able to find the funds--
[woman] Ikenna!
Huh?
[man] Wait, please. Wait.
[raised female voice] Oh!
[woman2] Shut up! You're a mad man!
-[woman2] Look here! -[woman1] No, look at me!
[woman] Look at me!
-[man] Wait! Please wait! -[woman1] No!
Why did you put on these boxers back on?
-[in Yoruba] Crazy person! -Me? Crazy?
The only thing you know how to do is take!
-Ha! -You take from here, take from there!
You do not know how to support your man!
It is your generation that is crazy! Only you, Ikenna, Chubi…
Is it any of your business?
Mad woman! Look at what you are doing to me!
-My baby, I'm sorry. -Huh?
-My darling, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-- -[wails in disbelief]
This is bad!
-You are still calling me darling? -Ikenna?
-Hmm? -Darling?
I thought you said I was your only darling?
You're my dorl… darling, dorl… I said… [grunts]
-I said 'dorling'. You are my 'darling'. -[women shriek]
-[woman1] Will you shut up? -[woman2] You are a mad man!
-Stupid! -Wait!
-Come back! -Stay here!
[woman1 yells] Huh?
Eh?
-Ikenna! -Ha!
-[Ikenna laughs sheepishly] -[in Pidgin] What type of brother is this?
Is he a brother or just a misfortune? I don't…
Babe? What am I supposed to do?
[woman1 and woman2 grunting] Ha!
Hey! Hey! Hey! That's enough! That's okay!
-[women grunting and quarrelling] -[Ikenna] Jesus!
-[Ikenna] Wait! Kill me! Kill me! -[women] No! No! No!
-Kill me. -[women] We will kill you today!
[woman3] Uchenna! Uchenna!
[huffs]
-[sighs] -[sax music plays]
[man in Hausa] Take it easy.
Aha!
[indistinct background chatter]
-[man in distance] Calm down. Calm down. -[man2] Don't tell me to calm down.
Again?
[in Pidgin] That woman doesn't want to be with that politician's son.
-Is it Wasiu who told you? -How else would I have known?
[hisses] Honestly, this is silly.
[man2] Hey!
-Hey! Hey! -Shh!
Shh!
[in Hausa] What are you doing squatting over here?
Charles is coming! Charles is coming!
If he asks where I am, please just tell him you haven't seen me. Please!
[in Hausa] Quickly! Go and hide.
[in Hausa, Pidgin] What are you saying?
[in Hausa] Tafa, you understand?
regarding the issue of Amina, I swear,
-Amina will be allowed to go to school. -Amina will be fine.
-Mmh. -This is absolute nonsense!
[upbeat music playing]
Your phone is ringing!
Take this and close your laptop.
-Calm down. No stress. -What's up? What did he say?
-Chill, chill, chill. -Calm down.
-Guy, let's do it like this. -Take this.
-Give him the phone. -Speak to him.
Guy, you know what to do? Speak with a girl's voice.
-[with feminine voice] Hello, baby. -Are you crazy?! What did you say?
-You're mad. -What are you doing?
Here's what you're going to use. Look at it well.
-[puffs out] -[man2] Alright, talk now.
[in feminine voice] Hello, baby.
[upbeat music playing]
Minus one, over, over.
I will call you back.
[in Pidgin] Don't you know it's hot?
Tafa!
Do you have a hearing problems? Tafa!
Huh?
You did not hear when I was calling you?
-I did not hear. -I will reset you.
Don't say that or I will just reset you.
Hold this money, my hand is hurting me. Hold it properly!
Okay.
Where is Chubi?
-[hesitating] I don't know. -You don't know?
See, Maba…
If I decide to face Chubi…
If I decide to face Chubi… He will die.
How can you be owing me money
and be eating ice cream?
Tell him, I'm giving him four days to return my money.
If after four days he hasn't, I'll turn him into a tuber of yam.
[in Igbo] You understand me?
Four days! If he hasn't returned my money,
I will turn him into a tuber of yam! Do you hear me?
-I hear you. -Give me back my money.
-Pilot One! Fall out! -[engine starts]
You say what?!
[in mock Hausa] How are you?
[in Hausa] For real, this guy is crazy.
[in Pidgin] He thinks I am one of his boys who he can just--
-[crashing sound] -Huh? Zara!
-[distant quarrelling voices] -[crowd] What's going on?
-Zee! Zee! -[Ikenna] What's your problem?
-Zee! -[woman in Hausa] Stupid idiot!
-[Zara] Idiot! -Zara!
-She is speaking in Hausa now.
-[man] Look at her! -[woman2] What does that mean now?
-Zee! -[Zara] Every time, he acts like this.
-[Zara] Bringing in a new girl everyday. -What is this?
-[Zara] The useless man doesn't have work. -[Ikenna yelps]
Guy! What is your sister saying?
-[Zara] We have to take care of him. -[Tafa] Shut up!
-[Zara] He has not money. -Please.
-What is your sister say-- -Trust me, you do not want…
you do not want to know.
-[Zara] I've had enough of that! -Zara!
-Za-- -[Uchenna yelps]
[in English] Big Brother, you are doing well!
-[dramatic drumbeat] -[background chatter goes silent]
-Uh, that's my line. -[dramatic drum beat]
Zee, wait.
And you! Everyday in this house, different girls! Ehn!
[in Hausa] You want them to sleep with my husband too?
Why are you like this? Every time!
Answer me! I am talking to you! Answer me!
Are you a prostitute?
Do you even pay rent in this house? What do you do?
And you.
Forever panicking.
[in Hausa] Ooh! Ah!
[in Hausa] Why do you tolerate this?
"But babe, he is my little brother"
"It's only the two of us."
Is that why you are allowing him to give your pregnant wife stress?
Uchenna, you want us to lose this one too?
-No. -Huh? [whimpers]
Zee! Zee! Zee! Hey.
[in Igbo] God. God!
-Ike! What is going on? -[Ikenna] What did I do?
He's kicking.
[Zee] He's kicking. He's kicking.
Don't kill you father, please. Your father isn't stronghearted.
-[Uchenna laughs] -Be calming down for mommy. You hear?
[whoops]
That's my nephew right there! [laughs]
I am saying that when this baby is born, he will make us all proud.
He will make us proud!
Future Mbappe!
[whoops]
Future Messi. Let me go wear… Let me go wear…
You guys are doing a good job. When I--
-[dramatic drumbeat] -[background chatter goes silent]
We'll just call all this our case study.
Cute.
Magas, come with me.
When I find a wife, I will give birth to my own Messi. Don't worry.
Messi. Mbappe.
[singing comically] ♪ I go make am! ♪
[Ike] You are deceiving yourself. Hey what's good, my brother?
♪ I go make am, some day! ♪
There's a fake musician here disturbing the peace.
♪ When nobody talk about you ♪
♪ Then you are nobody ♪
-♪ Walahi. Talahi. Salahi ♪ -Can you hear him?
-My brother, how are you? -♪ Talahi ♪
-Boss, give me my slip! -Please, go and sit down.
You are not listening to the album I'm singing for you?
-What type of nonsense album? -This album currently, as it is,
I want to feature OBO.
Huh?
-[vendor] Are you hearing this? -From the beginning, you'll hear shepe.
-Boss, give me my slip, please. -[vendor] Oh please!
-You don't know what you want to do. -[man1] What I want to do?
-My brother, how are you? -[Ike] Walk in front of me.
-Boss, sell me ticket. -What type of rubbish is this?
[vendor] What is wrong with you? You want to damage my kiosk?
Let me call you back.
-What is wrong with you? -I want to play this game, please.
-Oh boy? Did you hear about Wasiu? -Mmh?
Wasiu won five point two million naira.
-[in high pitch] Hmm? -Wasiu? Man, pay your mo…
-Wasiu? That motorcycle guy? -You even know him.
See that 200 naira, add it and join it with this one. What is it doing for you?
Five point two million? [chuckles]
-Okay, play it. -Bring it. Smart guy.
Nothing is happening. It's people like you who inspire me.
And that is why I perspire.
You don't ever get tired?
-Motivational speaker. -Never!
-Just play this game for me. -Forget about it!
Instead of wallowing in uselessness, hopelessness and all the nonsenseness,
you do what? You place a bet.
-You talk too much, boss. Just bring it. -Thank you.
If you don't bet and another person will win. It is so.
-[exclaims] -Ikenna!
You are all right. Ikenna!
Ikenna!
Obayan Street!
Let's call this part, The Making of the Maga.
Because magas are not built in a day.
Give me one minute, I'll be right down.
[laughing] Their Father.
Because sometimes, the odds of winning a bet
are higher than the odds of winning in your own country.
[vendor] Hey.
[celebrating] Their Father!
[upbeat music playing]
[man] Tafa, this your suya is to die for.
-[man] Babe, what's… You haven't finished? -[bottles clink a table]
And sometimes, you are a dreamer.
With only money standing between you and your dreams.
Or maybe you and your spouse
have left your teaching job,
to start a private lesson business.
Because as passionate as you are about teaching,
you need to think about your growing family.
[sighs heavily]
-[hisses] -[Ikenna] Man.
I should be successful by now.
Hmm? Settled down.
Things are moving slowly, but how's that my fault?
-Guy, guy-- -No, how is it--
Please, I want to sleep.
[Ikenna grunts]
[sighs heavily]
[wistful music playing]
Either way,
systemic desperation
sprinkled with unrealistic expectations
will lure you into…
Well,
you'll soon see.
I just want to say that I am sorry.
No. Please forgive… No. Look…
[humming]
-Hey. -Ikenna? What are you doing?
I thought l'd clean the house.
Let me dust everywhere and let it be neat and tidy.
I saw that.
[snickers]
[laughs]
I'm going to my mum's place.
Oh okay.
Uh see, actually…
Actually, I said I want to apologize for everything, you understand?
It's not like as if… I…
Not the first time.
-Okay. -But thank you.
[both laugh]
You know how hard it's been for us.
I know. I know, and see, I am sorry. See ehn,
now, now, I will be like your servant in this house.
I promise. By the time I'm done,
you both will be begging me, when I want to return to Port Harcourt,
-"Ikenna, please don't go!" -[snickers]
[sneers] Is it so?
[singing to cover up] ♪ So so wonder Jesus dey do oh ♪
My mom is a retired nurse.
And I haven't spent time with her in a while, so…
It will be better this way I think.
Okay. No problem.
I'll miss you though. [laughs]
I'm sorry about yesterday.
No, it's fine.
Blame it on your nephew.
Ha! Mbappe! Mbappe Junior.
Baby Messi!
-Bye. -Alright bye.
-Tafa! -He is downstairs.
-[comic kissing sounds] -[Zara laughs]
Go gently,
so that the baby will not be rocked harshly up and down.
-[tires screeching] -Hey! Hey!
-Boy! What is funny? -Calm down, why are you so worried?
-Ike, that's my life that is-- -You need to relax, my brother. Calm down.
Get out, idiot!
Your stress is too much .
-Look! They've had an accident! -What type of joke is that?
[laughs]
[voices] Chief, Chief!
[people hailing] Chief, Chief!
Since the chief is here, let me collect like 2000 naira and bet on Barca today.
[people hailing] Chief! Chief!
-It's been a while he gave us something. -[voices hailing] Chief! Chief!
-[man] Park over here. -That isn't Chief, is it?
-This isn't Chief! -[people hailing] Chief!
[man] Do you see this?
-[man in crowd] Chief! Chief-o! -[crowd hailing]
-[voice in crowd] It's not Chief! -[crowd express disappointment]
-[Ike] That's not what he looks like. -No, no, it's fine. I'm home.
[in foreign accent] Motherland, baby!
[chuckles]
-[dramatic drumbeat] -[background chatter goes silent]
Now you see me. Are you shocked?
Okay, so I didn't make up all that story.
You know what they say about experience? The best teacher.
So you can call me "experience".
[foreign man] Nah shit, I'm just trying to say hello, man. I'm glad I'm home.
[in American accent] Sorry, um, my name is Rob.
Yeah? But um,
I go by my African name, you can call me Kofi.
-Come on, bro-- -You have already done that, "bro".
-What's going on? -How many times…?
Won't you do what you were sent here to do?
How can someone spend all their life in America,
and this is the accent they come back with?
[Rob] You got a sharp ear. No, I wasn't actually born in America.
-Really? -I was actually born in Ghana.
Yeah, but I spent most of my life in the States.
But my thing is, I refuse to sound like my oppressor.
-Yeah. -You feel me?
Yeah, y'all heard about slavery and shit, right?
Yes, I may have lived there and everything
but I had to make sure that I sounded like my people.
You know if I am going to sound like anyone,
it's going to have to be my people.
-Wakanda! -Yeah, man. That's it.
-Y'all, y'all saw that film? -[laughs]
-Shit. Shit. Shit, okay! -[laughs]
-[mobile phone rings] -Now that I am back in the motherland,
-I want to make sure-- -[Ike] Wait, I want to ask something.
Chief!
Daddy!
-Abeke. -Hmm. We are outside.
He is still doing that "motherland" nonsense.
[laughs mockingly]
Something special has arrived.
Someone who hasn't even taken an injection for malaria.
He shouldn't find his other half in the "motherland."
We better tell him. [laughs]
-[laughs] -Yes, Daddy.
[Rob] Now that I am in the motherland, I wanna like--
-Wait, wait! Wait first! -I wanna sound like the--
These things you are saying? Who asked you?
Forget about him. He has seen someone he can come and talk nonsense to.
See, let me tell you something.
This place you have come to, isn't the motherland,
it is the fatherland! You hear me? Father.
-Father. Your father. -Your papa.
-Why are you cursing his father? -Are you listening?
Or did your father send you here to give us anything?
-That's true. -[Rob] What's that?
-Don't get upset. What did you bring? -What? What are you do--
Your mother! If you come here,
-I will slap you. -[Rob] What are you doing?
-What? Can you shoot all of us? -[Rob] Geez!
What's good, guys? My name is Rob, I'm new in town.
-[man in crowd] Yeah. -[Rob] How you doing?
-[Rob] What's your name? -Robert!
-[Rob] Henry! -Are you feeling the guy?
[Rob] I love that. You ain't got no Nigerian name,
-like a local name? -[Abeke] Robert!
-[bodyguard] Boss! They are calling you. -[Rob] Shout out to the guys.
-[Rob] Stop! -[man2] Come, let me see your watch.
[soft music playing]
I don't know what he is looking at.
[Abeke] Robert please! I need to get to the salon.
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! Just give me a sec, I wanted to meet some…
-[man2] Pleasure meeting you. -[Rob] Pleasure! Yo, I love that!
-I love that! -[Ike] Give him his sunglasses.
Want to dress like?
-Collect your sunglasses. -Thank you. Thank you, so much.
I'm coming. Just, Imma catch you guys in a bit. Yeah. Okay, okay.
I'll see y'all.
-What do you want to do? Come closer. -[laughs]
Cross this line and I'll kill your father.
-Yea, man. -If I hit you on your head…
-[engine starts] -Leave the guy, he's alright.
He is holding a gun.
[woman] I didn't say I was never getting married.
I only said, I wasn't ready.
Now, they've taken it as "Operation Marry-Off-Abeke".
[Rob] Hello.
-Boring guys, all of them! -[Rob laughs]
Always talking about taking care of me. Do I look sick?
Uh, no. No, you do not.
-You're perfectly fine. -[Abeke] Ugh!
And this particular one, what's that his name again?
Sam! Leave me alone!
[huffs]
Anyways, we're here now.
I love how upset you are over it.
-[Abeke sighs] -Geez.
[Rob sighs]
Come on, are you guys kidding me?
This is nothing. Wait till you see the mansion in Ikoyi.
I… How many houses do we have? I thought that this was the mansion.
No, this is Ota. Our hometown.
The real motherland.
-Gotcha. Gotcha. -[laughs]
Okay, that's like one, two, three…
How many cars do you ha…?
Do people live like this here?
-Really? -Is this normal?
Where did you expect us to live?
-On trees? Jumping around with monkeys? -Aye, aye!
I'm sorry. That's…
That's my bad. I deserve that. Okay, I'm sorry.
Geez. Is there like a pool around here?
Yep. Right around the corner.
And a gym and a sauna and whatever it is… you want.
[man] Bro, welcome, welcome.
Aye, you don't need to do that.
-It's alright. -Welcome.
-Thank you, brother. -Welcome.
Thank you.
Why is he cleaning my shoes?
But yo, listen. I…
I got to thank you.
For what?
For welcoming me into your home like this. This is, uh…
This is super cool.
I know it can't be easy. It's probably a little awkward.
Up until last week, you didn't even know you had a half brother. But…
Honestly, I um…
I appreciate this. This is really cool.
It's what family does.
-It's super cool. -Right?
Tsk. I actually wouldn't know.
Geez, look at that painting.
[sighs]
Yup.
Chief Olaoba.
Career politician. My father,
casually told mother that I wasn't his only child. Just last week.
Surprised?
I wasn't.
It's what you get from a loving father,
who also happens to be a philandering husband. [sighs]
Poor mom.
She was totally blindsided.
Blamed herself for not giving him a son.
Robert was born only a few months before I was born.
See, if they will cheat
they are going to cheat, my dear.
[Rob] Hey, what's good?
-That's her? -Yes.
Jesus Christ.
-[chuckles] -[gasps]
You don't surprise an old woman like that.
Like… [Rob grunts]
You said old?
Is she? Did you just say old?
Geez Mom, look at you!
Oh, what is she like 31, 32?
Oh man. This is, Mom, this is something else.
Yo, can I? Is it okay?
-[mom] Yes. -You sure?
Hi.
This,
Actually, I said I wasn't going to do this.
This is ah, it's a little much for me.
Mom… Is it okay if I call you mom?
I have been looking forward to meeting you for quite a while.
Alright, I have been practicing this, but I just wanted to make sure I…
I let you know how I felt about you.
To be honest, I spent most of my life in foster care.
And it was fine. That's not…
my problem.
The whole time,
all I wanted
was a strong powerful woman
to be able to look up to and say that's…
[emotionally] that's my mother.
So when they told me you would allow me to live with you.
I just… I just hope,
I just hope that you can see me as…
[laughs]
as the son that you never had.
Cause I love you, Mom.
I love you.
Thank you. Thank you.
-Thank you. -Is that my son?
-[Abeke] Daddy! -[laughing] My own Robert?
How you do that? How you do that thing? Do you just?
-[Rob grunts] -[Chief] Huh? [laughs]
-Get up, son. -[Rob grunts]
-[Rob] Oh my. -[Chief chuckles]
-You are welcome home. -Thank you, Daddy.
Aw man, this place is something else.
-[Chief chuckles] -Come to me.
-Yeah? Aw, thank you. -[laughs]
Thank you guys. Thank you so much.
If I hit this one now, ehn!
[birds chirping]
[mom] Still sleeping. [huffs]
Like father, like son.
Just so he is comfortable.
-Too much? -No! Mom, is it not you?!
-It's you now. -Come put it in my hand.
And be careful, don't wake him up.
[whispers] Don't wake him up.
[ominous music plays]
Bitch, what the fuck do you think…?
Uh…
Hey sis.
It's only you, sorry.
Sorry, I… I forgot where I was.
-Hmm! -Forgot where I was. What's going on, Sis?
-Cause I was just about to-- -No, no, it's fine.
What are you doing here? How long have I been out?
Not that much. Only about 17 hours?
Shit, I must have knocked out.
Nice Rolex.
Oh, yeah. It's a…
It's nothing.
What was it you did in the USA again?
Uh…
Business.
Investments.
The usual contracts and shit. A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
And "The motherland" is worth leaving all that for?
Ever heard of Black Lives Matter?
You can't put a price on freedom.
-Cannot put a price on freedom. -Ever heard of End SARS?
You ever heard of fun? Geez.
-What's with all that -What?
hard conversations? Seriously, what do you guys do for fun over here?
Uh…
I think I'm going to go look around, have some…
[sighs] adventures of my own.
What's good? Are you coming?
I'm awake! What's going on, guys?
Who's at home?
[upbeat music plays]
[indistinct chatter]
-Okay. -Ah, let me see it.
-Ah cool. Is this the place? -Oh my God, yes.
[Rob sighs]
Motherland, baby.
We made it to an African spot and uh--
Can we have two potions of chicken please.
Thank you.
Sit down, Rob.
-[Rob] You're alright, dear? -[Abeke sighs]
Friend, where are you? See you have six days.
After six days, if you do not return my money, I will turn you to yam. No cap.
Hausa man, [in mock Hausa] how are you?
[indistinct chatter]
How am I playing this game like this?
-[man] This one is no good. -[man2] Hey man. What's up?
[indistinct chatter]
[Rob] I gotta say, I love the way you guys talk.
-You do, don't you? -[Rob] Serious.
I mean, look at…
I know you are going to say I'm being like overboard and everything,
-Yes. -but I'm in Africa, man.
-[Abeke] Thank you! -What's up?
What did you score? It's two-one! it's two-one!
If this last one goes through, then I have made it.
[Rob] Do you mind if it get a selfie?
No, like I just want to get the colors and everything.
-C'mon, you know you wanna laugh. -[Abeke laughs]
-[Rob] C'mon. -[Abeke] Stop!
-[Rob] C'mon! -[Abeke laughs]
Yo! Um…
Um. Rob, no. Um. Kofi, right?
I go by my African name, it's Kofi. Yeah, um…
Hold on. Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's…
-I know this. -It's Ikenna.
-Kenada. Ikenna. -Yeah, I go by Ikenna by name bro.
I got you! What's good, my G?
-Nice, nice. -Yo, this is my half sister, Abeki.
Abeki, this is my boy, Ikenna.
Rob, we don't really do half-sister in Nigeria.
My name is Abeke.
Yo, Abeke. Nice to meet you.
I don't know, but has anyone ever told you that you got beautiful eyes?
Yes. I tell myself, everyday.
-Oh. -Thank you.
Okay.
So, what do you guys want? Like, we got everything.
We got suya, we got barbecue, we got cucumber.
Anything you want to drink,
-you know just holla at me. -Yo, is this your spot?
No, it's for my brother's brother-in-law.
Why do Nigerians do that thing with accents?
Especially when they can't do it well.
If he could read my mind.
Say no more, bro.
Give them some meat, my G.
-[in Pidgin] What is wrong with you? -[human sound]
Give them meat, bro.
-[Charles] Where my bag? -[Chubi] I will pay you. I will pay you.
-Where my bag? -I said I will pay you! [yelps]
-Where is my money? -I will pay you. I will pay you, I swear.
[Charles] I said where is my money?
You are owing me money, and you are spraying hair?
Should we be…?
-[whipping sound] -[Chubi yelps]
[Charles] Where is my money?
See, it happening today.
Where is my bag?
-[yelping] -Are you mad?
[yelping, whimpering]
Where is my money? Where is my money?
-[Rob] Should we be helping? -[Abeke] Yeah don't.
-Where is my money? -I will return it.
[Uchenna] It was some stupid child!
If I could catch that boy, I would beat him!
-Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. -Look at my shirt!
No! It is vexing me! It is seriously angering me!
Sorry. That doesn't mean you should carry my meat.
-[whipping sound] -[Chubi yelps]
See, you will stay here for two days, kneeling down.
-[Chubi whimpers] -[in Igbo] Beast!
The question of the day is, "Where is my money?"
-Why is everyone just like…? -[man] You want me to…
Can't they see what's happening?
Leave it alone.
-Leave it alone? -[Charles threatening] I said, go away.
[Chubi whimpering] Please.
[Charles] Can you imagine this fool?
You are owing me money, you are tying bandana?
Between the both of us, who is doing rubbish?
You are owing me my money, and you are tying bandana?
[Charles whimpers]
Wait! You don't even have an respect! You owe me? And you are tying bandanna?
-Those of us here are stupid? -[Chubi] No, no!
-[chatter fades away to background] -[ominous music plays
-[Chubi] Amen. [yelps] -[Charles] Amen? Where is my money?
Rob?
-Hello! -Hi, hi, hi!
[ominous music stops, background chatter continues]
-Na wa! -Mmh! See?
I wanna start using those expressions. "Na wa". That's how you say it, right?
-Where did you got to? -No, I'm here. I'm just…
taking it all in. Motherland.
Took that pepper like a boss? Huh?
C'mon, we have African food in the States. I'm not like a--
-[Ikenna] Bro! It has entered! -It has entered?
-Look at it! It has entered. -[Tafa laughs]
I told you that it will enter!
-Seventy-five thousand naira. -[man2 shouts] Seventy five thousand?
-[yelps] -Kneel down there! Are you insane?
How much is that in dollars? Like a couple hundred bucks?
Yeah.
Alright, that's… Yo, can we get… Um, yo bro!
-Yo! -Sorry you need anything?
Um, I-kenna, Kenna, Ken. Can I call you Ken?
-Ikenna. -Ken. Ken.
-Can we get some to some to go? Please. -Okay, more?
-Yeah, man. -Um, Tafa! Tafa!
Tafa! It's like you have some new customers.
They are saying that they want more.
Stop making noise over there, because of 75 thousand.
-Don't be angry, boss. Don't be angry. -See, you better focus.
Thank you for patronizing Tafa's Grills.
Thank you for having us, my G.
-This is good. -Best I have ever had.
I should get out some more.
[Rob] Yeah, man.
What did you win?
Oh, I won a bet.
-Nice. -[Rob] Oh, good for you man.
How much did you win?
Seventy-five thousand.
Gotcha. Gotcha.
That's like 200, right?
What do you plan on doing with the winnings?
The winnings?
Regular activities. Will use some and put the rest on betting on Man U.
They are playing away tomorrow and must score and concede.
Invest?
What can I say, man? That's what you get when you hang out with PhD students.
They be showing you up and shit.
-PhD? -Smartest girl in class.
Yeah, man.
It's intimidating, right?
Intimidating? Ikenna doesn't get intimidated.
I feel like the word is…
inspired.
That's one way to put it. What do I know.
Just do my thing.
You should invest it.
You know, poor people don't invest. We survive from hand to mouth.
I don't mind if you want to teach me about investing though?
Let me, let me go get…
Seventy-five thousand!
Seventy-five thousand. I will buy all your chicken! You are mad.
[Tafa] Come and buy it please.
Is everything alright?
-Yeah. -Hello! Where did you go?
Shit. But listen, I'm trying to take this back with me. Let me take it…
[Afrobeat music playing]
[indistinct crowd chatter]
[Chubi] Boss, please I want to go.
I have been kneeling down here for a while. I want to go to the hospital.
That guy, come!
Boss! [yelps] Boss!
[yelping]
-Boss, boss! -[Charles] You are mad.
Hello!
-When I say "hello", you fucking say "hi". -Boss, please!
-Hello! -Hi!
Everyone look at this idiot!
Can everyone hear me?
Let me remove my sunglasses
-so you all can see my face clearly. -Boss, please.
-[sobbing] I am begging you. Please! -See this idiot!
I lent you money, and you had the audacity to
use my money to color-spray your hair.
[sobbing] I am not spraying!
Using my money to swag! Tying a bandanna!
Go around and ask about the dude called Charles.
Are you mad? Where is my money?
-Bro, please! -Where is my money!
It's the producer!
He used the money to go to Canada.
Please, I swear by next week I will pay you back!
Anybody who fails to pay back, must die!
Bro, please!
Bro, please! [whimpering]
-[Charles] You are mad. -[Chubi whimpering] Brother, please!
Boss! Boss!
Boss! Charlie! Charlie-boss! Boss, I am begging you!
-[grunting] -[yelping]
-[Charles] Keep him there! -Boss! Please.
-Hold him there! -Boss, please!
-[Chubi yelping] -[Charles] You are mad!
-Hold him very well! Are you crazy?! -Boss, please!
-Hold him there! -Boss! Please!
[crowd shouting]
-[Charlies] Are you mad? -[Chubi yelping]
[crowd shouting]
-[Charles] I'll kill you here. -Bro, please!
[Charles] Open his ass!
-[Chubi screaming] -[crowd yelling]
[Chubi screaming]
-[Charlie] You are mad! -Bro, please!
[Chubi] Bro!
Bro, please! Bro, please!
[Rob] How much?
[Chubi] I will pay you! I will pay you!
How much?
[Chubi whimpering]
Americana!
[in Pidgin] "I wanna, gonna" will not work here.
"Something, this thing" is not for this area.
-[Chubi] Brother, please! -[Charles] Where is my money?
-Where's my money? Keep this man here. -[whimpers]
-[Charles] Keep him here! -[Chubi] Bro, please.
-[Chubi screaming] Bro, please. -[Ikenna] It's enough.
-Hold on, hold on. -Wait, wait.
-Hold on. -Wait.
It seems like he wants to do something.
-Yes he wants to act. -[Chubi sobbing]
-You alright, bro? C'mon, bro. -[Chubi sobbing]
-Stop it, stop it. Take that. -[Chubi sobbing]
Why are you acting like you are Jesus?
Why are you acting like you're Jesus?
-Are you mad? I will beat you up badly. -I got you.
-Is he your client?
-How much, how much does he owe you? -Is he your client?
-One hundred and twenty-six thousand! -Tell him!
-One hundred and twenty-six thousand? -Tell him!
-One hundred and twenty-six thousand! -Ogun will kill you! Tell him!
-One hundred and twenty-six thousand! -Brother?
I am not your brother, Bobby!
That's 300 dollars. Alright? That's 300 dollars.
Pay! Stop speaking too much English.
[Chubi sobbing]
Let's do this, yeah?
Let me rap with you for a second. That's 300.
-Alright? That's an extra-- -[Charles in Pidgin] You're owing me
and you're spraying your hair?
You owe me and you are spraying your hair.
It's cool, its cool. I got this. Alright? You are talking to me now.
-Okay? -Why are you acting like you are Jesus?
-Collect our money! -[idspeaker]
[Chubi sobbing]
-That's with interest. -[Chubi whimpersa]
-[Chubi whimpering] Thank you. -Guys,
this is the motherland.
Alright, we… We take care of each other.
-Okay? -Yes, sir.
Tafa.
I'm sorry about the inconvenience.
That's something for your trouble.
Look, you know what, free food on me for everyone.
[everyone cheering]
-[Rob] That's something for everyone. -[Tafa] Alright, man.
[voice in crowd cheers] Gbosa! Gbosa! Three gbosa!
[all hailing] Americana! Americana!
-[all hailing] Americana! Americana! -Gbosa! Gbosa!
-[all hailing] Americana! Americana! -Gbosa, gbosa, gbosa!
[all hailing] Americana! Americana!
-Americana! Americana! -[drumbeat]
[Abeke] Sometimes, all it really takes,
is one person.
One person shouting "motherland" up and down!
[upbeat music playing]
♪ Gbosa! ♪ [in Yoruba] ♪ This is Gbosa! ♪
♪ Gbosa! ♪
[in Yoruba] ♪ This is Gbosa! Do you know me? ♪
[Chubi] I'm free, I'm free!
[in Yoruba] ♪ This is Gbosa! Do you know me? ♪
♪ I have blown up ♪
♪ Let me murder Send the dollar, that is all I say ♪
♪ Undercover, them dey call me Yes, the big one ♪
♪ Look Ireti, thanks for waiting Better move my way ♪
♪ Stop the hating, no debating Have the truth, I say ♪
♪ On your marks, get set and go ♪
♪ Mind your line like a rectangle ♪
♪ I'll be fine if they let man go ♪
♪ God's been good, had to let man know ♪
♪ Ain't no need to finesse, I'm yours ♪
♪ They don't see What the left hand knows ♪
♪ I don't need what the next man shows ♪
♪ I say, "Gbosa!" ♪
♪ Let me murder Send the dollar, that is all I say ♪
♪ Undercover, them dey call me Yes, the big one ♪
I'm just saying…
Betting isn't something you settle into.
You know?
How do you build a future on luck?
It's kinda of like two-timing in a relationship. Hmm?
Oh, I don't think it has anything to do with that.
What's the endgame?
Just stay somewhere and invest.
-Ah, you have started again. -It's simple economics!
Aye baby, but investments crash.
Ehn, investments crash. Divorces happen.
Look at my folks, did they not get divorced? They divorced.
All I'm seeing it as is that in this life, everything we do
is all part of a risk.
It's all calculated gambling. It's all a bet. [laughs]
But,
some investments are worth betting your life on.
Are you people the only ones in this house?
-[laughs] -Wait, what you just said now
are we still talking about investments? [laughs] because…
-Okay. Thank you for walking me home. -Okay.
-Goodnight -Goodnight.
-[mutters indistinctly] -[kissing sound]
[giggling] This is insane!
-Oh [chortles] -[footsteps approaching]
What…?
What?
[soft music playing]
-Bye. -Goodnight.
[drumbeats playing]
[Capoeira music playing]
["Maculelê" by Maitê Inaê and Ben Goldstein playing]
[Abeke] One person who seemingly shatters barriers of class
within the motherland.
One person to inspire a notorious player.
-[Capoeira music continues playing] -[silent dialogue]
[Rob] You guys having a good night?
-Yo, so, y'all know me, right? -Yes.
-Americana! -No, no, no. Stop that.
I told y'all don't call me that, alright? Call me "Motherland", if anything.
I got to tell you the truth, okay?
All of you… It's alright, I got this.
To be honest, I am sick and tired of systems
that only oppress the poor and empower the rich.
[whooping, clapping]
See what I'm saying? No, no, cool it. I see this shit everyday.
Back home in the States, it's the same thing.
Different shit,
same day. It's called systematic classicism.
[in Pidgin] Boss, what is systemat… the English you're speaking is too high.
Not all of us are educated.
Even Wole Soyinka would need a dictionary to understand what you are saying.
It's cool. It's cool. I'm going to break it down for you.
Every single person in this close, is about to be stinking rich!
[cheering, clapping]
Yeah.
So listen, tell them I got people in the States…
-Okay. -…who got everything sorted out. Alright.
Website is ready. Platform is ready. Got investors and everything.
If anyone is going to make money it's going to be my people making money.
-[cheering, clapping] -You feel me?
Americana!
-Its gonna be my people. -Americana!
That's what I am saying.
-Thank you. Thank you. -[Charles] Americana.
"I wanna, I gonna" does not work here.
"Something, this thing," is not what we want to listen to.
Show us the way!
Welcome, Charles. Someone get him some snacks and everything.
Thank you for joining us.
-[Chudi] Someone bring suya for Baba. -Thank you for joining us, Charles.
So, I have been with you guys for two months, right?
You wanna take that baby out of the hood?
You've been trying to make music for how long?
Ah! For 30 years!
In fact, there's an album I'm planning for.
Let me just give you free styling.
-[voice in crowd laughing] -[protests] Hey, behave yourself!
Charles. Shit, I know you got money.
But let me ask you something.
How would you like to make more money in 30 days
than you make in one year?
There is zero chance my dad is going to let her marry
some nigga who is still living with his brother
hustling off bets and shit,
waiting for government contracts to come through.
[voice in crowd cackling]
Hey, hey hey, guys! C'mon, c'mon.
There is nothing wrong with being broke. But today we change all of that.
[cheering, clapping]
Reachvest.
-That's the idea. -[dramatic drumbeat, chatter stops]
[Abeke] See ehn, even if all he said was "rich,"
it would have still worked!
We know ourselves!
Last time, all it took was green white green logo.
And Tales by Moonlight.
Which told us of Russian millionaires,
with lofty dreams of setting up the company,
because they were on a mission to eradicate global poverty.
[huffs]
Stories that touch.
We know ourselves!
Boss, tell us about this Reachvest, let's understand how it works.
You've whetted my appetite but tell us more.
With Reachvest, we invest in the US Gold Treasury.
[all exclaim] Huh?
-Gold? -[man] Let him talk first.
-Let me ask you something. -[voices] Gold?!
-[boy] Hit my chest! -How much do you think that's worth?
It is worth 493.4
billion dollars.
[all cheering]
[crowd cheering]
Will you all shut up?
The people who don't even understand English are also shouting.
I am surprised at you all.
See, if its true,
I will give everyone here money to invest.
[crowd cheering and clapping]
This is the problem. You don't fully understand and you're already cheering.
I am collecting interest.
-[voice in crowd] No problem. -My interest is set at 100%.
[voice in crowd] It is gold that we'll be making here.
[voice in crowd hails] Americana!
Americana! Americana! Americana!
Americana!
-Americana! -[voice in crowd] Give him space.
[dramatic music plays]
[Chudi] Ahn-ahn!
You haven't set up--
Look at these people.
Since morning, you haven't set up simple table! What kinda of--
What's wrong with you all? Ah!
Come, DJ. DJ Mad, why are you not playing any song?
You haven't given me any song.
Oh, so because I haven't given you the song, you can't play any other song?
Or is something wrong with your brain?
Upon all the millions we're paying you, you couldn't even cut your hair.
This is Reachvest! Boss, play something, please!
[lively trumpet music playing]
[in Yoruba, Pidgin] Increase the volume!
[indistinct conversation]
[Rob] Turn my mic up.
You already know what time it is.
Reachvest time!
♪ Trust me, this one is real money. ♪
[in Pidgin] ♪ No lies, no deception! ♪
-♪ I say it's real money ♪ -♪ I say it's real money ♪
♪ Let the money work like bees for honey For the sake of Papilo, my dear ♪
♪ Let's invest the money. ♪
♪ It is said, "Make hey while the sun shines" ♪
♪ So that we won't be taken unawares Reachvest is the way ♪
♪ No time to waste time So everything will work out with time ♪
♪ Like fine wine ♪
♪ Why do you act as if you're not sure? ♪
♪ With Reachvest Your future will be secured ♪
♪ Mr. Man, don't believe me? Take a picture ♪
♪ Work hard to invest Make sure I'm no failure ♪
Come and invest Muttalib and Abdullahi ♪
[in Pidgin] We're not deceitful We want to see you succeed
♪ You don't have any reason to fear Please give us one chance ♪
♪ Let's show you The sure way to the promised land ♪
-♪ Are you a winner? ♪ -♪ I'm a winner cause I'm with Reachvest ♪
[in Igbo] ♪ We're moving ♪ ♪ Bro, what's up? ♪
♪ What's the latest? I heard that ♪
♪ You want to invest But you're not buoyant ♪
♪ Bro, come let's talk in private. Truthfully, let me tell you how it goes ♪
♪ Any money invested in Reachvest, huh? ♪
♪ After one month, you'll make 100% ♪
♪ But if you don't have money Come, let me lend to you ♪
♪ But you will give me 20% of the profit ♪
♪ My name is Rob and I keep my promises ♪
♪ When I say this is for real You know what time it is ♪
♪ It's time to cast away The fear and the doubts ♪
♪ Missed an opportunity Is not what I'm about ♪
♪ It's better to be full of promise No regret, and I know is what friends ♪
♪ That do the test. It's time To make money, take it out and invest ♪
The company we're buying aim Returns Reachvest
[in Yoruba, Pidgin] ♪ There's something up Come let me tell you ♪
♪ It's not like you Betting on Chelsea or Man U ♪
♪ Reachvest is The biggest and it's assured ♪
♪ Alright, bring out your money And join me in this ♪
♪ If I drop my album, you will love it ♪
♪ Even my vibe can't be killed ♪
♪ If I even take Off my jacket, you will love it ♪
♪ I'm about to sing again Come on, you would love it ♪
♪ Are you a winner? ♪
-♪ I'm a winner cause I'm with Reachvest ♪ -♪ Are you a winner? ♪
-♪ I'm a winner cause I'm with Reachvest ♪
[dramatic classical music playing]
-[crowd clamoring] -Please let everyone calm down. Wait.
[clamoring continues]
Please calm down!
Everybody will register!
[Chubi] Everybody will become a billionaire!
[Ikenna laughs]
When I collect the money from Charles and reinvest in Reachvest, [hisses]
that's when they will see there is real…
Baby, what is it?
Babe…
You know I am glad things
-are going so well. -[groans, hisses]
[Abeke] But Rob is still being a bit iffy about stuff.
-Baby, nothing will happen. -Fifty returns don't happen like that.
[Chudi] Don't worry. Everybody will register!
Everybody will become a billionaire!
-Who is this? -[Chudi] Ahn-ahn!
-[woman] Ahn-ahn? What's the problem. -Hey, y'all should calm down.
How can I help you?
Do you think you're the only one who likes good things?
But when people were trying to register before, you were complaining.
[Abeke] Please before you borrow from Charles,
let me do my own research.
-Hmm? -Hmm?
Baby, that's bad vibes.
This man has proven himself.
-What else does he have to do? -[Abeke huffs]
[Chudi] Next, next!
Okay. I am sorry.
-[crowd cheering] -[Chudi] C'mon, give him form.
[Abeke] At least let me bring the money for the next investment.
-[Ike] No need. -Please, don't go to Charles.
That guy is bad news.
Okay. I agree.
-You're sure? -I promise.
-Okay. [laughing] -Can we make a baby now? [laughing]
-I love you. -And I love you.
[Rob] Obehi, um,
take that and give that to the driver.
[Rob] Hey, dad.
-You okay? -Hey, son. Yes
-[Chief grunts] -[laughs] You going out?
[laughing]
[crowd hailing]
-[Chief laughs] -[crowd clamoring]
[voice in crowd] Baba, give me.
-[voice in crowd] Too much money! -[voice in crowd] Baba, give us money.
Just make them happy.
-[laughing] Got you. -[laughs]
Make them happy.
-[crowd clamors] -[Chief laughs]
[Chief] More money!
-More money! More money! -[male voice] I hail you, =Baba.
-More money! -[crowd clamor]
-Baba! Baba! -[voice in crowd] Baba, they've gone home.
-Baba oh! Baba oh! -[crowd clamoring]
-[dramatic classical music continues] -[crowd continues clamoring]
[dramatic classical music continues]
[Chudi] Everybody will register.
[Chudi] Hey, wait!
-Face there! -[yells]
-Boss Charles! -Face there!
I will fix it, I will fix it.
-[yelling] -You're mad!
-Please! -You are mad.
Don't turn around.
-Idiot! -[yells] Boss Charles, please.
Where is my money?
Boss Charles, please! I will give you your money.
You have the audacity… Listen, listen.
Quiet! Quiet!
If you want to sell your house, sell it.
If you want to sell your kidney, sell it.
[in Pidgin, English] It's none of my business. All I want is my…
-money! All I want is my money! -[yelling] Boss Charles!
-Do you hear me? -Yes, I hear you!
-I heard! -[man] No, no, no!
-Kneel down here. -Please, please!
[yelping] Please.
-Kneel down! -[sobbing] Boss Charles!
Where's my money?
Boss Charles, you know it isn't our fault.
You owe me yet you look so dapper.
You know it's not our fault.
-Do you want me to reset you? -No, please, please.
You owe me yet you look so dapper.
Please, it's not our fault.
See, you even have a design on your hair.
Do you know all you're owing me
is far beyond what both of them are owing me?
-I know. I agree. -Do you know?
What you alone owe me is more than what these two owe me!
You spent two hours designing your hair every three days. See…
-I haven't cut it in a while. -Where's my money?
See, it's not our fault. It was Mr. Rob.
You thought you knew. Rob robbed us.
You saw what happened!
Boss I'm talking to you. What are you… Where's your boss?
-Let's continue packing. -What are you packing?
-Why are you holding me? -Tafa!
Tafa!
-[vendor] Uchenna! -[man] Boss, leave me alone!
-[Tafa] What's happening? -[vendor] Where's your boss?
[vendor] Hold him! Where is your boss?
-[man] Ahn-ahn, are you Mr. President? -[vendor] I'm talking
-and you're still packing. -[yelps]
-[vendor] I did not… -[yelling]
[man] You'll kill me! Oh!
[in Hausa] Did I not tell you? By the greatness of God, did I not?
-[vendor] Are you crazy? -But…
-[vendor] Are you mad? -[man whimpering]
[man groaning]
-[vendor] Lay down! -[man yelling] I'm lying down.
[man] I'm lying down!
Hello! Hello, Robert!
[in Pidgin] Robert, where's our money?
Robert, where's our money?
You're busy taking Oluchi round the town, huh?
Ah, Robert! If we catch you! Oh God, if we--
-Hello? -[busy tone]
[clapping] What did he say?
-He hung up. -[all yell]
-He hung up? Hey! -[in Hausa] Wow!
-If I catch Robert, ehn? Robert! -[in Hausa] I said so!
[yells] Robert!
Ah, no, no! Let me call him again.
-Robert, your mother! -[vendor] You said…
-Robert! Your mother will suffer! -Call him, please!
-[vendor] You said he hung up? -Ah! Ah!
-My baby. -You good?
My baby. [laughs]
You're so silly.
[in Igbo] Don't tell me that thing!
Please, don't say it again.
Don't talk to me about being fair.
In your life, don't ever talk to me about being fair.
Have you ever… Why am I even shout… Have you ever hustled a day in your life?
No, please tell me, have you ever had to work a day in your life?
You want me to talk, right? Okay.
I collected that money from Charles
because I wanted to prove to you and your father,
that I can take care of you.
Are you happy?
Take care of me?
What is with all of you and taking care of me? I'm not sick.
Babe.
It's me.
-Me. -Mmh.
[in Pidgin] C'mon, get out!
What happened to you?
No, who are you, please?
[wistful music playing]
Or is it your brother? Ha! [rubs palms]
Robert. Is it your brother that,
that had the courage to tell us that our money has disappeared.
Hey! Our money has disappeared. And he carried my money,
to buy car for Oluchi.
Then Oluchi too is driving the car around.
Spending up and down, like she won the lottery.
That's who I should be shaking over?
Or no, is it your father?
Is it your father?
Your father who is also going around,
spreading money as if he is the biggest man in town.
Spending money, so the people can forget
all the millions and billions he stole when he was in office.
Please, get out.
-Babe. -[hisses] Hmm.
-That's them, not me. -Mmh.
And who are you?
You think you are different from them? [scoffs]
You think you're different from them? See, you,
your brother, your father,
all of you are thieves.
You hear me? You are all cut from the same cloth. You are all thieves.
[in Igbo] Abomination!
I don't know how I was so stupid.
Do you think I came to Lagos to faff around?
[hisses] Hey, you guys are scamming me in Lagos! I, Ikenna.
I don't know why I was stupid.
I don't know why I became stupid suddenly.
All of you are cut from the same cloth.
No difference. Thieves. Thieves!
Just… [snorts]
It's not a problem. [laughs] It's not a problem.
We will know who is the man.
[mockingly] Baby, don't go. You think I will beg you?
"Please wait, baby! Baby!"
Just help me tell your brother, ehn.
Just help me deliver my message. That if he knows his name is Robert,
he should come out to the streets without any security.
If I will not slaughter him there!
Do you hear me?
Rubbish and nonsense.
Me, Ikenna?
You take me for a fool.
It's none of my business.
Listen, and listen attentively.
-One week! [in Igbo] What did I say? -Yes, one week.
-What did I say? -One week, Boss Charles!
-[Charles] One what? -[idspeaker] One week!
-What did I say? -[yelling]
-One week. Do you hear me? -One week.
-[whimpering] -One week. I don't care how you do it.
If I don't see my money in one week and I have to come back here?
I will turn you into a tuber of yam.
You see your babe? I will use her to do press ups. I swear.
If I don't do it that way, let me fail in life.
That your babe, the one that you're spoiling…
-Yes. -If I come back in a week
and I don't get my money, I will use her to do press ups.
-Do you understand? -[Uchenna] Yes, sir!
As for you, hands up, close your eyes.
If I touch you, you'll change color. I'll stay like this for two days.
-Mad people! -[yelps]
-C'mon, get out. Idiot! -[yelping]
[sobbing] Boss Charles, please!
Uchenna, sorry! Sorry, see blood!
-Uchenna, sorry! -Sorry, sorry!
-Wait, you will break the table. -[in Pidgin] What did I do?
-[wailing] What did I do? -He's gone.
-Sorry, please. -Sorry, sorry.
-[sobbing] Lord, are you seeing me? -Sorry.
-[mournful classical music plays] -What did I do?
[sobbing] What did I do?
[melancholic music becomes comical]
No, it's fine. I understand. You're supporting your family. It's okay.
It's okay.
[melancholic music continues playing]
[Chubi celebrating]
Come! Come!
Are you mad?
Sit down.
See.
Based on One and Two, I have heard what Robert has won on the streets.
But take this message to him.
Please tell him that we need to finalise. Before he dies.
You understand? Just tell him we need to finalize.
After you tell him, he will understand what I mean.
Relax. Forget about these people. I actually want to tell you something.
You are doing well. Yes.
You are doing well.
I am proud of you. You know why?
Because now you know how to pitch your own tent.
-Thanks, Boss. -It's an edge.
Keep it up. You want to know why?
All those boys who look down on you…
When you start making money like your boss
and start spraying them with it,
they will forget your struggles. It's your money they will celebrate.
Because Truth Number One, "Go where the money and power is."
-You understand? -Yes, Boss.
-So relax. Everything is good. -No problem.
Tafa!
-Tafa! -Yes?
[Charles] What do you want to eat?
I'm not really hungry, but if they have…
Let them bring three chickens. And zobo.
Or kunu.
Bring chicken and kunu.
Thank you, Boss. Thank you.
No worries. If I see Robert, I will pass on the message.
[Chubi] Everything.
This is the only thing we have.
-Is it the last one? -Yes.
-Enjoy it. -Let me pay for it.
No, no. I will cover it. Save your money. Enjoy.
-Enjoy it. -Should I take it?
Enjoy.
-Hey, you! Are you… Are you… -[yelps]
What did you do?
What did you do? Are you mad?
-Don't be angry, sir. -Are you mad? Are you crazy?
-You have lost focus? -No.
-Didn't you see me here? -I, I…
See, see…
-Hello! -[muttering indistinctly]
-Hello! -Hi!
[in Pidgin] Everyone should listen to me, even those that are upstairs.
I give everyone here four days! Anyone owing me money,
you have four days to refund my money.
If you don't return my money, I will turn you into yam.
-[voices shouting] -Leave him! Are you…?
Are you mad?
-Four days! You hear what I'm saying? -I hear you, sir.
-Especially you. -I've heard.
-You'll stay here till tomorrow. -I hear you.
-[Ike] Leave him alone. -[yelps] Boss, boss!
-Are you crazy? Are you mad? -Boss! [screams]
-Are you crazy? -Wait, wait!
-I should leave this bastard? -[voices clamoring]
-Are you… Are you crazy? -[voices clamoring]
[Zara sighs]
He is sleeping now.
We could take on more private lessons.
[in Pidgin] Zee, it is in four days. Four days!
[Chubi] Ye!
-You, ehn?! Back here? -Wait, wait!
-[Chubi] See, I don't… I don't… -[voices raised in anger]
I don't do it anymore. I'm not part of them!
-Wait! I want to confess. -[voices clamoring]
-Are you mad? -Wait, wait!
I was not a part of it! I swear!
-Ike, wait! -Please. I want to confess.
Please I want to confess.
I overheard when Robert told Oluchi…
He told Oluchi something.
No?
Alright. It's a'it. It's a'it. Close your eyes.
-Close your eyes. -Okay, okay.
Open it.
-Is that…? -Gold.
-Gold? -Yeah, baby.
That, my baby,
-is 60 thousand dollars-- -Sixty thousand dollars!
-Shh. Cool down. -[softly] Sixty thousand dollars?
-Yup. That's 27 million naira. -Twenty-seven million naira.
-There's lots more where that came from-- -Heyo!
-Yup. So don't… Aye, aye! -What is it?
Twenty-seven million naira?
Twenty-seven million baby.
-Ah! -Yes, for sure!
This guy is a bastard.
When I was thinking ours was worse than his.
You own isn't that bad!
It's not that bad! What about me?
Everyone hates me around here. Whenever I come, I get beaten.
Please give me water. Ah!
No, no.
Please give me water! Ah!
If they had told me that I, Chubi, could be part of a bad gang,
I could have sworn for the person. I who like a simple life.
I face only my music. I'm even working on a song now.
I don't want anyone to hear it yet but let me give you a snippet.
[singing in unattractive voice] ♪ This life ♪
♪ Is not my own ♪
♪ The poor gets poorer ♪
♪ The rich gets richer ♪
♪ Where are we going from here ♪
♪ The poor get poorer ♪
[singing worsens] ♪ The rich gets richer ♪
♪ We've been scammed ♪
♪ We've been sc-- ♪
-Are you mad? -Are you crazy?
-[Ike] It looks like you've gone mad. -[Uchenna] Tell me you're mad!
I should finally just kill you, right?
-You want me to kill you right? -I haven't sung my part yet.
-No, no, no! -[Uche] Ike, that's enough.
Ike! Stop, it's okay. Let go of him!
If you kill me now… There's something I want to tell you
that will make things easier for you…
-Ike, leave him. -Talk now!
If I die, I won't be able to say it.
-Ike, leave him so he can talk. -[whimpers]
I swear.
If someone told me, I, Chubi would be in a bad gang, I would never have believed it.
Charles is who I am following,
he is an ex-convict.
He was close to being sentenced to death.
Let me tell you. All our money. Reachvest, or what's it called?
Everything has disappeared.
Ah! [laughs]
All the money we gathered into a large bag, it's all gone.
Robert took everything and he's turned it to gold.
He wants to carry that gold and leave the country.
-[Chubi] Ah! -[Ike] Wait. Wait.
Ah!
Wait. Okay.
The…
Reachvest. We invest in the US Gold Treasury.
-Ah. -Yes!
It's what he was trying to tell us that day he was using advanced English!
"You know how you have to invest in gold. Now you have 43 billion…"
[in Yoruba] I fell for that mad man!
He used his high English to confuse me.
[Chubi] Ah! Ah!
Please, I have received beating all day from the residents of this area.
-Please just give me juice. -Huh?
I am talking about the money we lost.
-Ah! Robert! Robert! -[Tafa] Ah.
Ah! "I'm gonna, gonna."
[in Pidgin] Seems like you've gone mad, right?
Seems like you've gone crazy, right?
Do you think we are playing here?
-No, I-- -Shut up!
You think we are playing here?
[in English] In four days, Charles will come and literally kill all of us,
and you are telling me rubbish.
[in Pidgin] That's what I was trying to say. I just want… See, I just…
[splutters] Shut up! I just!… I just… I just what?!
Look at this guy.
See, I… It wouldn't work.
Okay.
Ah! It won't work.
See! [chuckles] I have one idea.
What is it?
See.
I have an idea but I don't know if it'll work.
I've been thinking and planning, but I'm not so sure about it. Let me just say it.
If it works, that's good. If it doesn't work…
What if we do…
-we do money heist. -[Uchenna] Tsk, tsk.
Bro, what can we sell please.
[Ike] Uchenna.
[Chubi] Ahn-ahn. Ah!
See, Ikenna! I know what I am saying.
I have been living with this guy for several weeks.
I know the in and outs.
Believe me. This thing could work. Let's try it.
Ahn-ahn! Okay, look.
You will be Tokyo. You will be London. You, you will be…
Tsk, you will be Kaduna!
Tafa doesn't really know anything,
but he will still follow us. He will drive the car or something.
I have a plan in my head.
I know the blueprints of the house, where this guy is living.
I have lived with him for weeks, how won't I know…
Okay, Ikenna. If you want to steal from Uchenna and Zara,
isn't there a way you know you will steal it.
You will know, because you have lived with them. Trust me.
I know the plan. We go in and we go out.
Huh?
Everyone should talk because if Charles come we are in trouble.
And you, just had a little baby. You want his boys to scatter this house?
This is the right time.
This is the right time to act. The right time is the future
and the future is the leader of tomorrow. You understand me?
Let's go, one night.
Look, that's enough.
I hear you. We'll do it. Let us go.
-What do you mean by, "We'll do it"? -Calm down.
-He's agreed. Looks like you don't want-- -Are you mad?!
-I said we will do it. -Okay, lets join our hands.
-Join hands for what? -That's how they do it in Money Heist.
It's like your madness is affecting you.
I said lets go with the plan and you are saying we should join hands.
Okay. It seems like you know the plan. Go and carry the gold yourself.
Hey, hey. Okay come.
Now, you are talking. Okay, join hands.
-This is rubbish. -Ike, put your hand in.
Good. Alright, join, join.
-Add your hand, come on. -Ike, put your hand in!
Yes!
-Okay, wonder woman! -Aye! Leave my wife.
Really? Okay. No worries.
So what should we call ourselves?
-[all hissing] -[sighs]
[melancholic music playing]
[Chubi] Chief was still doing "He is my son"
The fact that the chief had stolen so much money in his lifetime,
stopped him telling his son that he was in the wrong.
Oluchi became a junior madame in their house.
How the hell do you think you can get away with this?
[Chubi] Charles also lost money in Reachvest.
-But Charles and Robert -Leave my house!
-Get out! -stilll became close friends.
Please. It doesn't make any sense.
"Bad guy" isn't for the faint-hearted. Me, I am faint hearted.
My heart is faint.
-Robert. Robert. -[Robert] Get the fuck out of here.
Go and tell them that you will give them back their money!
See! I will fucking slap you! I will fucking slap you!
[Chubi] Today was the perfect day to enter that house.
Because Robert told all the security to go on holiday.
So now or never.
-Chubi, why don't you want to help me? -See
I have heard everything you want to say.
Any little thing, you will ask me to introduce you to Davido.
I don't even know if you can sing? I have never heard you sing.
Music isn't a joke.
Okay, let me force your brain.
What's a falsetto?
-Falsetto? -See, you don't know.
That's why I… See…
Music isn't for everyone. Wait, I'm coming.
Chubi, you didn't listen to my demo. Should I play my demo for you?
-Have you heard me sing before? -Hello?
-Hello. Engage. Romeo Alpha Juliet. -See Chubi, I'm not just bragging.
-Engage, engage at this moment! -If you listen to my demo,
you will be begging David to
-to sign me on. -You said?
See, don't worry. If it's about music and you want to do music--
-Don't worry, let me go and get my phone. -Oh! Don't worry about that.
The way you are, I already know how your voice sounds.
Are you sure I shouldn't go and get my phone.
Wait, no need to get your phone, it's me that you are talking to.
Just make sure that it's not love songs you want to produce.
The industry is saturated with love songs. Can you sing burial songs?
-Burial song? -Yes.
-Who died in your house? -Nobody. Idiot, nobody will die.
But, it will only you be you collecting money from shows at funerals.
-Ah, Boss! -Oh! If anyone-- Welcome, sir.
-Welcome, sir. Welcome, sir. -Americana! Lord!
Why are you still here?
Is it me?
-He wants to help me with my music career. -Uh…
-I wanted to pop out some… -I was about leaving,
but it's him that delayed me.
I was about leaving,
but it's him that delayed me.
My Afrobeat career.
-That's all. -Alright.
-I wanna go now. -Chubi.
-Don't forget me. -Sure fam!
-Tell them. You hear? -No problem, we will see later.
-Tell them. -Alright, my G.
Okay. Thank you. Chubi!
[Abeke] If Chubi had any courage at all
he would have stolen Robert's gold stash by himself.
But his faint heart could only handle pointing out three possible locations.
[tense music plays]
Yo, guys.
[in Pidgin] Nothing is here.
Any lucky on your side?
Hello? Guys?
I didn't see anything.
[tense music builds]
[soft music playing]
Wasiu! Are you there?
[chair scrapes]
-[rat squeaking and scurrying] -[yelps]
[in Igbo] God.
Ahn-ahn. Um, Robert.
-Hi, Dad. -Come, Son.
Uh, just…
Yeah, I need to get something from my room. I'll be right back.
Who is there? Talk to me. What's going on?
I'm busy.
Abeke.
-Can you just give him a listening ear? -Mommy.
Listen to him.
Do that now.
What is it, that you said you needed to do?
[tense music playing]
Over! Over!
Ol' boy! Seems like I found something. I've found it.
That was surprisingly easy.
We should have done this a long time ago. I am coming.
-What do you think you are doing? -[hesitates] I…
-What's up? Where's Tafa? -We have made it!
-Yeh! -Shh. No need to shout.
Tafa. Tafa?
Tafa! Copy.
-Tafa! -Don't shout.
-Tafa? -[static on walkie-talkie]
[Uchenna] Tafa! I will kill your father! Move out!
[Ike] Tafa!
Tafa! Please.
[Ike] Tafa! Shit.
[static on walkie-talkie]
-Tafa! Thunder will strike you! Over! -Don't shout!
-What's wrong with you? -[Tafa] Sorry, sorry.
-We have made it big time! -Wait.
[yells] Mommy! Mommy!
[Uchenna] Mommy! Mommy!
[Uchenna] Mommy!
Yeh!
Mommy!
Mommy! Mommy!
[Uchenna yells]
What is that? What…
Robert.
-Robert? -[mom] What is it?
-[Ike] Easy. -[man] Move!
-[Ike] Wait! Ah! -[man shouts] Move!
-[man] Move! -[mom yelps] Please!
-[Chief] Where is… I can't find… -[mom] Please.
[voices clamoring]
-[Chief] Easy, easy. -[mom and Abeke] Please.
-[Uchenna mutters] -[Ike] Calm down.
-[Ike] Calm down! -[women wail]
[Uchenna] Aren't we in the same industry as you?
-[Tafa yelps] -[all scream]
-[Rob] It's okay. It's okay. -[mom and Abeke whimper]
[man] I don't want to kill anybody today.
[Chief] Good. Good. Very good.
[Charles] But if you like,
-try and be like Spartacus. -[gold bars clatter]
Then you will find out
it's not rubber bullets I brought to this place.
I am here for the loot.
Let me have it in peace. To avoid causalities.
[Chief] Loot?
What loot?
[all scream]
-[Chief] Which loot? -[Uchenna] Oh, mommy!
[Chief] I don't understand what you people are talking about.
[whimpering]
-[whooping] Where is the loot? -[mom] Please.
[hesitating] Look there is no money in this house.
No money at all.
And the truth is that, we are very peaceful here.
Leave my family alone. We are good--
Sir! Sir! Sir, please!
-I have a confession to make. -[Chief] Ahn-ahn.
I am not part of this family. My parents don't have money.
Chief has plenty money. That's why they want me to marry his daughter.
I don't have any money, sir. Please, let me go. I'll go
-and I won't tell anybody! -Quiet!
[voices clamoring]
[all screaming]
Samuel!
-Please! Leave my son! Leave my son! -Dad! I don't wanna die! Dad!
Dad. I don't want to die… Please just give him what he wants.
-You will not die. Leave my son. -Dad. I don't want to die…
-Please just give him what he wants. -You will not die. Leave my son.
-Dad, I'm begging you. -Please leave my son.
Please. Please.
-[Charles] Hello. -[all] Hi.
-Hello! -Hi!
When I say "hello", you say "hi". Didn't you go to school?
-Hello! -Hi!
-Good. -Charles?
It's not Charles.
[Ike] This is Charles, of course.
Who else will say "hello" and force everyone to say "hi".
So many people say that exact thing in the world.
[Ike] Charles, if it's you, we don't have any proof or anything.
-It's not like we saw you face. -[groaning]
[Ike whimpering] Charles, if it's you don't take off the mask. Then--
[men gasp in panic]
Boss Charles, I swear I didn't see your face.
Boss Charles, why did you do that?
-[all whimpering] -[mom] Please.
-[Charles] Anybody who sees, will get hit. -[mom wails]
-[Charles] Anybody who sees, will get hit. -[mom sobs]
-[Charles] It is what it is. -[Uchenna] Boss Charles.
It is what it is.
-[indistinct murmuring] -And as it is, you will all die.
If you want peace, let me have my loot.
-Or else people-- [yelps] -[man grunts]
[man shouts] Good, good. Hold him!
-[Samuel] Hold him! Hold him! -[Chief] Bastard!
[Ike] Robert, hold his hand!
-Robert! Come and hold his hand down. -[Charles screams]
[Charles in Igbo] Apobi!
-[Charles] Friend! [screams] -[Ike] Drop the gun, hold the hand.
Hold his hand.
Beat him.
-You don't know how to hold the guy. -[Rob yells]
See, hold the gun like this!
-Let me show you! -Shut…!
the fuck up!
-Ah Son? What is-- -All of you!
-All that is not necessary. -[mom] Why are you shooting at my roof?
Do you know how much--
Will you shut the fuck up! Shut--
Robert! What's wrong with you, my son?
-What is it? -Everyone shut the fuck up!
[in Yoruba] What's going on…? What is this?
[Rob] This was supposed to be, a simple fucking robbery.
A simple job. Break in. Take the loot. Leave.
That's it.
I don't know what the fuck these fools are doing here. What are you doing here?
I had a very simple plan.
-Did you call me your son? -Mmh!
I heard you say "son." Did you call me your son?
I am your biological fa--
[mom screams]
-Ask me-- Aye! Shut up! Shut up! Shut-- -[mom keeps screaming]
Aye!
If anyone moves, I swear to God
I will fucking kill every single one of you.
[mom whimpering]
-I'm going to ask you something. Okay? -Yes. Yes, I am ready to answer.
When was the last time you were a father to me? Ask yourself.
When have you ever been a father to me?
[hesitating] I… I… [whimpering]
You left us with nothing. You know that, right?
You know that, right? When I talk to you, you answer.
Okay.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
She was pregnant when you left. Who does that?
No, who does that!
Do you know what it's like for a single mother without papers
and no money living over there? Do you know what it's like?
[mom whimpering]
Do anyone of you know what it is like
-to be in foster care over there? -[mom sobbing] Ha!
-Do any of you know? -My brother in the Lord.
Violence is not the way out. We can sort this out amicably.
-[mom wailing] Ha! Ha! -We are all Nigerians--
Do you know? I am asking you a fucking question!
[mom screams in Igbo] King!
-[mom whimpers] -[Chief in Yoruba] For goodness' sakes…
You the thing that gets to me the most
is that she actually thought the world of you.
She used to tell me every single day.
Every single day. "Your father is a good man"
"Your father is a good man." That's all she used to say.
-Are you a good man? -Huh?
-Are you a good man? -[Chief moans]
Ask yourself how she died. Do you even know?
-My mom killed herself because of you. -[mom moaning]
Aye! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
Look I'm not fucking with any of you guys, okay?
How many times did I hear,
"Your father will come back, when he makes enough money."
Right? That's what you told her, right?
How do you think I felt when I came here,
and see you eating money for fucking breakfast! Huh?!
-[mom moans] -[Chief] Huh?
I come here, I see you living the life.
But it's okay. I understand it now. It all makes sense.
-Money is everything, right? -[Chief hesitates]
Right? Money is everything.
Because it has to be the most important thing. It surely has to be,
if it can keep a father from his own fucking biological son.
It has to be the most important thing.
I said no problem. That's fine. That's fine. I will make enough money.
For everyone.
Okay my family will never suffer. I will never be poor.
Even if I have to steal and kill every single one of you,
-my family will never suffer. -[all protest]
[in Yoruba] Please, we're begging you.
I came over here thinking, maybe it's like a good thing.
You know. Maybe if I did enough, I could connect with my family.
But it's okay. I made my mistakes,
I'll be the first one to say I'm not perfect.
Okay. Yes. I did a couple of things wrong.
Yes, I went to jail.
Yes I have been arrested. Yes I am wanted for fraud.
That's okay. That's life. I'm still a good guy.
-[mom] The Lord-- -[hesitating] In the US?
Are you… [sighs]
Do you guys actually believe, I just got here from the States?
No, honestly. Do I sound like somebody who just came from the States!
Even the bible made it clear that those that, "Those that stood by--"
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
You know what, why am I still putting on this accent?
in Nigerian accent] Eh see, I will kill all of you guys.
-[all express shock] No! -Aye! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
I will fucking kill all of you.
Don't fucking try me.
Look. I left the States when I was sixteen.
Okay? I had to leave. Yeah.
I'm wanted all over the world. It's fine. Don't worry. It's not even a problem.
But I come here and I see you living
a fucking life with your fucking queen.
This stupid, pompous bitch!
[mom whimpers]
-And you! -[Abeke wails] Please don't kill me.
Get the fuck over here! Get the fuck over here!
Hey! Hey! Get over here!
[Chief protests] Ah!
[Abeke sobs] Robert, please.
[idspeaker] She's your sister!
-She's your sister! -She's my what! She's my what?!
Did me and my mother, not deserve all of this?
-[Chief moans] -Did we not?!
[Chief moans]
Listen. I don't have time to play with you guys anymore. Okay.
If anyone moves, you kill them.
-I'm going to ask you once. Where is it? -[Chief] Hmm?
-[yells] Where is it! -[Chief] Where is what?
I'm gonna ask you one last time.
-Or I will kill every-- -[Charles] Come on, bring this…
[mom screaming]
[Ike] Stop!
Drop it!
[Uchenna] Wait. Wait.
[Apobi] Stop it. Stop it.
-[Apobi] Fucking drop it. -[Uchenna] Tafa give it to them.
-[Rob] It's in the walls. -[Apobi] Drop it.
-[Chief] Ha! -[Apobi] Everybody go down!
-[Uchenna] Hey! -It's in the walls.
-Daddy! -[Uchenna] See money!
Daddy!
-[whimpering] -Everybody down. Get down!
[Rob] In the walls.
-[Chief in Yoruba] There's the money. -See!
This idiot hide the money in the walls.
[Uchenna exclaims in disbelief]
Keep your eye on them. Okay?
If you guys want, I'll kill you.
[Chief] Ha!
[in Igbo] God! God!
This man, see where you are hiding our money.
Something two million people could share.
[Ike] All these politicians, it's only hell fire you will know.
[Chief moaning]
-Daddy! -Eh?
-[Chief] Ha! -[Rob hisses]
-[Charles] -Even the Devil is shocked.
Look at where you are keeping money.
[Chief] Ha!
[Charles] All of us will eat!
-[Chief] Ha! -[Ike] I told you.
You are just as much as a criminal as I am.
You are looking at me like I am the bad guy. Huh?
Look at all this money. Look at all this fucking money.
I said I fucking knew it.
Knew it.
Jesus.
Thieving son of a bitch. Please!
[Rob] Like father, like son. Bobby, it's getting late. Let's go.
My friend! Will you go and get the car! Stupid fool!
Bobby!
Where is this guy?
Everyone stay still. Stay where you are,
you are all evidence now.
[Charles] Hey!
[singing] ♪ The Lord is good! ♪
♪ He has done me well! Oh my soul! ♪
Our gold is here, we should leave.
[men whisper indistinctly]
Raise up and praise the lord
Thank you Jesus.
[Ike] We still made off with something.
[Chief groans]
Stop!
-[Chief groans] -Daddy!
[crowd in Yoruba] Thief!
-[dramatic classical music plays] -[crowd clamoring]
[crowd yelling] Thief!
[crowd clamoring]
[mouths] It's my money.
[man in crowd] My people! My people!
Money has arrived.
[Abeke] Let's just say
more than paid for the damage Robert did.
In a way,
I think he was trying to pay for the damage he did to Robert.
Rumor has it
that he still has quite a lot hidden underground.
Look! An issue for another day please.
[crowd clamoring]
[Rob] Oluchi! I beg you call the Ghanaian Embassy
and tell them I'll turn myself in. Just tell them, I beg you.
[gunshots]
[crowd cheering]
Oluchi! Oluchi! I can't go to jail in Nigeria, please. Oluchi!
-[crowd cheering] -[gunshots]
[soft music playing]
[Abeke] It took us some time,
but we all got our acts together.
[screams in joy]
And oh! I wrote a book.
After my PhD.
Because I wanted to reach people,
who would never read my PhD thesis.
So where would I be in the picture?
Just take a selfie.
[laughs]
Moral of this chapter…
Don't be a maga.
Next chapter.
Bitcoin.
♪ Are you a winner? I am a winner 'cause I am with Reachvest ♪
[in Igbo] ♪ We're moving ♪ ♪ Bro, what's up? ♪
♪ What's the latest? I heard that ♪
♪ You want to invest But you're not buoyant ♪
♪ Bro, come let's talk in private. Truthfully, let me tell you how it goes ♪
♪ Any money invested in Reachvest, huh? ♪
♪ After one month, you'll make 100% ♪
♪ But if you don't have money Come, let me lend to you ♪
♪ But you will give me 20% of the profit ♪
♪ My name is Rob and I keep my promises ♪
♪♪ When I say this is for real You know what time it is ♪
♪ It's time to cast away The fear and the doubts ♪
♪ Missed an opportunity Is not what I'm about ♪
♪ It's better to be full of promise No regret, and I know is what friends ♪
♪ That do the test. It's time To make money, take it out and invest ♪
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