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♪

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[snoring]

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[John crying]

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♪ Baby Shark, doo-doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo♪

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♪ Baby Shark,
doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo♪

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♪ Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo,
doo-doo, Baby Shark♪

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[music stops]

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[John fussing]

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[grunts softly]

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[Eve sighs]

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♪ Mommy Shark, doo-doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo♪

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♪ Mommy Shark,
doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo♪

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♪ Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo,
doo-doo, Mommy Shark♪

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♪ Daddy Shark...♪

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[music stops]

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-[John crying]
-[grunts]

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[knocking]

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[groans]

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-Good morning, you two.
-Hi.

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Oh, I'm sorry,
did I wake the baby?

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Don't appreciate
you calling me that.

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No.

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John's been up forever.

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Just like me. [laughs]

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Why won't he nap?

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I would strangle everyone
in this room for a nap.

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Yes, well...

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cherish these times.

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They disappear
with a cruel swiftness.

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Mark my words.

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You will blink and find yourself
yearning for the days

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when you could simply rock
your sweet child to sleep

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in your arms.

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That was incredible.

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Mm, seemed a little cliché
to me.

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No, I think your dad's voice
put John to sleep.

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Look at him.

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It's like he's been
chloroformed.

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[Freddy groans]

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You okay?

41
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[grunts] Well...

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my back's killing me, my...

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knees have locked up and...

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I know there is a diaper
in there somewhere,

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but for the love of God,
I can't find it.

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You know, I have made
accommodation for you

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in the very large apartment
across the hall.

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Your room there has
a Savoir bed,

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plumped with wool
from Khangai yaks,

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which is so soft
that Mongolian herdsmen

51
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can't ride them bareback
without slipping off asleep.

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I know, but...

53
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Eve lost her boyfriend.
She's alone with John.

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How's she gonna feel
if I just suddenly leave, too?

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You're a good friend.

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I'm not looking
for a pat on the back.

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Oh, no, you've got
a burp pad stuck to it.

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[sighs] Thank you
for the coffee, Dr. Crane.

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Oh, of course. Here.

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Can I ask you...

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do you know why Freddy
won't move in with you?

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You mean you wouldn't mind
if he did?

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No.

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I mean...

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don't get me wrong,
I love the guy, but...

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he snores like a paint mixer

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and spends more time
getting ready

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in the bathroom
than a runway model.

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[chuckles]
Does he know you feel this way?

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Of course not.

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Everything he's done for us?

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I'm not gonna tell him
that the way he slurps coffee

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makes me want
to throw him out a window.

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[slurping]

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[door closes]

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Oh, thanks, Dad.

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You're welcome.

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You know...

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it seems
that out of a laudable concern

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for one another's feelings,
you two are not

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being honest
about what you'd like.

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[laughs]:
What?

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-I am.
-Well, yeah, me, too.

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You'd both prefer it
if Freddy lived with me.

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-I wouldn't.
-Yeah, me, neither.

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[mouthing]

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You spend too much time
in the bathroom,

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and his slurping
makes you want to kill him.

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-I've never heard him slurp.
-[laughs]: Yeah.

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I'm in and out of that bathroom
in like 55 minutes.

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Dear God. Some people
will not be helped.

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I could put the two of you
on a boat with life preservers

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on top of a sand dune,
you'd still find a way to drown.

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♪ Daddy Shark, doo-doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo♪

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♪ Daddy Shark,
doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo♪

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♪ Daddy Shark, doo-doo,
doo-doo, doo-doo♪

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-♪ Daddy Shark♪
-[slurping]

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♪ Grandma Shark, doo-doo...♪

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-Maybe I should get my dad.
-I'll help you pack.

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♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo,
Grandma Shark...♪

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[grunts softly]
Thanks for helping, David.

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Oh, no problem.

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You and Uncle Frasier
are gonna have so much fun

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-living together.
-We'll see how it goes.

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We haven't always gotten along
in the past.

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Plus, moving in with your dad
at 33

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is not exactly catnip
for ladies.

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There's catnip for ladies?

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I think I got this.

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Why don't you run down
to the storage room

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and grab my box of, uh...
pencils.

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On it.

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-So, you...
-I'll get the lead out.

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Of storage.

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So, you...

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Actually,
they're made of graphite.

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So...

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You work with firefighters--

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men who can sprint
down a staircase

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carrying another person
over their shoulders,

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and rather than ask them
to help you move,

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you ask your cousin, David,

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whose greatest
athletic achievement

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is almostcrawling
into a hammock.

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You've been enjoying
your Savoir bed?

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The, uh, yak mattress?

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Surprisingly soft.

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Trust me, once you go yak,
you never go back.

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You know what, I am so excited
about living together.

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What do you say we have a toast
to this new cohabitation?

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-Oh, sure. I got some Scotch,
if that sounds good.
-Ooh. Great.

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-I'll go get it.
-Top shelf.

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Of course. Nothing less.

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No, it's on the top shelf
of the hutch.

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Green plastic jug.

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Dr. Crane!

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-[John crying]
-Ah,

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I'm so glad I caught you.

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What was that thing you said

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about how fast
the baby years go?

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It was really beautiful.

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Oh, I'm not sure I said
anything all that poetic.

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Just a small lyrical reverie
about how all parents yearn

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for that precious,
fleeting season

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when they could drive away
their child's woes with...

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soothing voice

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and a lullaby.

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-You're magic.
-Hmm?

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[Eve sighs]

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And another young woman
falls under your spell.

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Damn it, Frasier,
you know how magnetic you are.

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Ah. Freddy.

153
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I would like your help
picking out a dining room table.

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Now, I have found one
that I love with the davenport

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and another that I
absolutely adore with the divan.

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It's a real sofa's choice.

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And-and-and that is...?

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Weight bench.

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And you're putting it here?

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Seems like a pretty good spot.

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Doesn't it make you
just a-a bit nervous,

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putting a 100-pound dumbbell
near a world-class Steinway?

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I will stay away from the piano.

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Okay.

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I'll put this in my bedroom.

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Oh, dear.

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What, you don't like
the beer sign?

168
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No, it's-it's very fun.

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Um, just trying to think
of the best spot for it.

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Um... [gasps]

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Do you know what goes perfectly
with this sign?

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What?

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Your weight bench.
[chuckling]

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Can't split up
these two kissing cousins.

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They're meant for each other.

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Okay, I'll put this
in my room, too.

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And this is...?

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Oh, yeah. It's dirt from Fenway.

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World Series, 2013.

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Mm. What a delightfully peculiar
little square.

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You're not so bad yourself.

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Yeah, it's a collector's item.

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Oh. Well, then it deserves a...

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a place of honor,
wouldn't you say?

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Uh...

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I know. Right. [chuckles]
How 'bout here in the bookshelf?

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-[chuckles]
-Sure, yeah. I like that idea.

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Yeah.

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And we'll just do, uh...

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Uh...

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Let's throw that here.

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You know what, Dad,
if I'm gonna be living here,

193
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it might be nice
if I didn't have to hide

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-everything that I own.
-You don't.

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Anything that doesn't clearly
go better in your bedroom,

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I will welcome with open arms.

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I want you to feel comfortable
in your...

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Don't sit there!

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Those are
Christian Lacroix pillows.

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So we can't sit on the couch?

201
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Not in jeans.

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Huh?

203
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-There he is. [laughs]
-[laughs]

204
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-Look at us,
sharing a room again.
-Ah.

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-Just like our Oxford days.
-[chuckles]

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The boys are back.

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Watch out, ladies--
the lads are on the loose.

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Mothers, lock up your daughters.

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Daughters, lock up your mothers.

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-[chuckles]
-Oh, who are we kidding?

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The only girls
we could ever curl up with

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-were the Bronteë sisters.
-Mm.

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Emily Dickinson for a quickie.

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Oh, yes.

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-American girls, huh?
-[chuckles]

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-[chuckles]
-Is that Freddy?

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Yes.

218
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His brief stint at Harvard.

219
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He's so smart.

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I just don't understand
what happened.

221
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,631
You see, this is why
I don't have children.

222
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:05,936
You have four.

223
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,242
Well, you know what I mean.

224
00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,072
-Ah, Dr. Crane.
-Oh.

225
00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,074
I'm so sorry we couldn't get you
your own office.

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00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,902
Oh. No, no, I wouldn't have it
any other way.

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[quietly]: But if one should
open up, just let me know.

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Oh. Well,
if you need some more space,

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-I'm sure we could move Alan.
-Mm.

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Maybe into an unused cadaver
drawer at the medical school.

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Yes, you can put me
in the drawer

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right next to your love life.

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When's the last time
you had a woman on your arm

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who wasn't placing
a blood pressure cuff around it?

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Dr. Crane, we are very eager
to get the word out

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about our exciting newfaculty.

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Any chance you have some time

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for a short interview with
The Boston Globethis evening?

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[groans]

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The limelight.

241
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[inhales deeply]

242
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I thought I'd be able to leave
her hungry glow behind me

243
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in Chicago.

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"I would give all my fame
for a pot of ale

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and safety."

246
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,383
Gotcha.
Well, if you're not into it,

247
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:02,993
I'll just call The Boston Globe
and...

248
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,299
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

249
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I mean, this is
my cross to bear.

250
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,216
[chuckles softly]
I mean, my desire for privacy

251
00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,652
should be none of your concern.

252
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,611
Eh. Professor Huntview's
also a very big get.

253
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,047
I said I'd do it.

254
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,615
Anything to help put Harvard
on the map.

255
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,008
Mm.

256
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:20,924
[keys jangle]

257
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,752
[John crying]

258
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,841
I've been waiting all day
for you.

259
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,366
Eve.

260
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,716
Oh, my God.

261
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,065
Please... [panting]

262
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,327
I can't pretend anymore.

263
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,938
I-I just need one thing
from you.

264
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,113
I'm desperate.

265
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,943
No amount of desperation
will make this okay.

266
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,206
I have to go inside.

267
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,255
-Freddy.
-[keys clatter in bowl]

268
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,386
Smells great in here.

269
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,649
Oh, I made dinner.

270
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:50,693
Here, have a drink.

271
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,652
Thank you.

272
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,701
-You bought a dining table?
-Yeah.

273
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,616
Well, you said you wanted
my help picking one out.

274
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,097
-Yes, but...
-And you also said
that if I found something

275
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,752
that didn't clearly go
in my bedroom,

276
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,405
you would welcome it.

277
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,322
I did, in fact, say that.

278
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,849
It appears to have
an electrical cord.

279
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,418
Plug it in.

280
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,599
[whirring]

281
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,825
It's an air hockey table!

282
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,525
By your logic, you think it
doubles as a dining room table.

283
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,571
Oh, yeah. Sure.
It's space-saving.

284
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,355
I mean, we need
an air hockey table.

285
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,574
Indeed.

286
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,923
And we also need a dining table.

287
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,925
So, you know, two for one.

288
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,710
Don't you love the colors?

289
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,755
Which ones?

290
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,757
It appears to have all of them.

291
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,326
Oh! Dad.

292
00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,327
Please.

293
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,415
Use a puck.

294
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,035
Pass the salt, please.

295
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,124
Nothing would make me happier.

296
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,750
Mm.

297
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,490
You're right. This could use
some salt. Would you?

298
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,591
Freddy, this is all starting to
feel a bit passive-aggressive.

299
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:47,984
If you're trying
to make a point,

300
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,420
I wish you would just make it.

301
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,639
Okay.

302
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,512
-[horn blares]
-MALE VOICE: Goal!

303
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,384
["First Call" plays]

304
00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,866
I'm assuming
that this is revenge

305
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,911
for not wanting your weight
bench in the living room.

306
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,000
Or any of my things.

307
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,697
Only because, happily,
I can provide you

308
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,047
with some nicer things.

309
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,831
To you, they're nicer.
I like my things.

310
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,225
Well, it's just that they're
a bit, um...

311
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,748
Embarrassing.

312
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,706
No! No, no,
they're not embarrassing.

313
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,013
You don't want someone walking
into yourapartment

314
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,972
seeing mystupid, garish things.

315
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,843
You find them embarrassing.

316
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,672
In fact, I'm not so sure
you don't find meembarrassing.

317
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,543
Oh, that is
absolutely ludicrous.

318
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,372
It's just that I believe that
my Loetz Austrian Art Nouveau

319
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:31,201
iridescent glass vase
might clash ever so slightly

320
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,203
with your box of dirt.

321
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:34,944
That box of dirt

322
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,120
is from Fenway 2013.

323
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,992
The Sox were in that dirt.

324
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,082
I want to understand
why that's important.

325
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,696
But to me, it just sounds like
a laundry problem.

326
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:51,352
David Ortiz made MVP
of the World Series

327
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,180
in that dirt. "Big Papi."

328
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,922
Well, good for him...

329
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,358
big sonny.

330
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,881
[scoffs]

331
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,014
What? What? Where are you going?

332
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,929
To the bar.
I'm gonna meet some friends.

333
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:06,062
And when I get back, I think
I should move back in with Eve.

334
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,978
I mean, you like the idea of us
living together and bonding,

335
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,893
but you obviously don't want
me here.

336
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,199
Of course I do!

337
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,375
-Freddy!
-[horn blares]

338
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,943
MALE VOICE: And that's
the end of the period!

339
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,561
Is that reporter here yet?
I've brought two looks.

340
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,781
One serious, one fun. Both gray.

341
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,783
Frasier, look at this.

342
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:34,438
Found a wonderful picture
of us both from our Oxford days.

343
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,484
-Oh, Alan, the memories.
-[chuckles]

344
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,008
I love it. [laughs]

345
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,662
That's not me.

346
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,577
Really?

347
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,144
This isn't even you.

348
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,364
Huh.

349
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,936
Are you all right?

350
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,678
Oh, it's Freddy.

351
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,810
He's regressing
into an angry teen.

352
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,421
What's he angry about?

353
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,292
That I don't love Scotch
out of a plastic jug

354
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,513
or a dining set designed
by Dave and Buster.

355
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,167
You ask me,
it's all a bit performative.

356
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,082
Honestly,
it's exaggerated disdain

357
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,519
for anything remotely tasteful.

358
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,173
Just like my father.

359
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,437
Oh, I see what's going on here.

360
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,482
[laughs]: Oh.
What does that mean?

361
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,745
-Pretty obvious, isn't it?
-Please, Alan,
I'm not in the mood.

362
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:24,097
All right, all right.
Not my call.

363
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:28,101
I'll just write a few things
down in case I forget.

364
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,668
You can do what you want.
It's no concern of mine.

365
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,673
What are you writing?

366
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,328
I don't care.

367
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,506
What did you write?

368
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,422
Let me guess.

369
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,858
You think Frederick
gets under my skin

370
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,295
because he reminds me
of my father.

371
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,253
Some trite observation
like that.

372
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,908
Not a bad thought, Alan,
actually.

373
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,737
Can you blame me?
I mean, I loved my father,

374
00:15:55,780 --> 00:16:00,220
but he cringed
at absolutely everything I am.

375
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,309
Can you imagine what
that's like, to have a father

376
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,659
that's that embarrassed
by you...

377
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,142
Okay.

378
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,448
Okay, you made your point.

379
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,364
I'm doing the same thing
with Freddy.

380
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,540
He just wants a father
who accepts him.

381
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,024
Oh, I see what you've done.

382
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,809
It's a neat little parlor trick.
You get me to rev myself up

383
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,725
while you write down absolutely
nothing at all, you...

384
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:34,515
"Just wants a father
who accepts him."

385
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,694
How the hell did you do that?

386
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,957
Frasier, I've known you
for decades.

387
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,264
I'm an eminent psychiatrist.

388
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,483
Plus, on the other side,
I wrote down "mommy issues"

389
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,050
just to cover my bases.

390
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,054
I can't believe
I'm confessing this,

391
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,404
but I hit my son over the head
with my Art Nouveau vase,

392
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,755
suffocated him with
my Christian Lacroix pillows.

393
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,931
[sighs]:
God.

394
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:02,151
-I hate to admit it,
but it's true.
-Uh, Frasier...

395
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,805
No, I've got to get this
off my chest.

396
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,329
I lured my unsuspecting son
into my apartment

397
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,854
with false promises, and now
there's no trace of him left.

398
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,031
God, I'm a monster.

399
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,558
Dr. Crane,
this is Jeneé Whitacker

400
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,080
from The Boston Globe.

401
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,346
Please, I have a family.

402
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,915
Excuse me, ladies.
I have a hatchet to bury!

403
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:38,187
Excuse me, sorry.
Uh, excuse me, uh,

404
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,623
I'm-I'm looking for a...

405
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,191
Oh, my God.

406
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,715
Do you know who you are?

407
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,197
-You're Frasier Crane.
-I am aware of that, yes.

408
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:51,157
-I'm actually looking...
-My wife used to watch
your show all the time.

409
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,898
It gave her the tools
to go after what she wanted.

410
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:56,249
Uh, ex-wife, I should say.

411
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,990
-I hope she and Leslie
are happy.
-Mm-hmm.

412
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,732
And your show helped me
pick up better on social cues.

413
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,125
Oh, very flattering. I'm glad.

414
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,214
As like when I'm interrupting
too much.

415
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,216
Which I understand. You should
be very proud, but I...

416
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,045
You know who you'd be great for?
Our buddy.

417
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,699
His dad died when he was a kid,

418
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,135
and he still can't
talk about it.

419
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,702
Oh, gosh, well,
I-I'm sorry to hear that,

420
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,530
-but...
-Oh, there he is. Hey, Freddy,

421
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,184
look who's here.

422
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:21,926
It's TV's Frasier Crane.

423
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,406
Yeah.

424
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,321
[clears throat]
Hey.

425
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,149
Check it out.
He's friggin' starstruck.

426
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,672
[laughs]

427
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:29,804
It's a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.

428
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,240
Sorry to hear about your father

429
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,938
dying when you were
just a child.

430
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,550
Yeah, I don't like
to talk about that too much.

431
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,856
-[Freddy chuckles]
-Goddamn it, Freddy.

432
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,989
I'm not gonna let you be
a prisoner of your childhood.

433
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,078
Excuse me, Dr. Crane.

434
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,863
Now, process your grief
while we get a bucket of beers.

435
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,126
Yeah.

436
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,130
What you doing here?

437
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,436
Surprised to see me
risen from the grave?

438
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,698
Dad...

439
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,222
I'm still talking, Oedipus.

440
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,664
So, this is why you didn't ask
your firemen buddies

441
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,448
to help you move.

442
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:09,583
Because you're too, oh,
what was that word you used

443
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,412
to describe how I feel
about you, when actually,

444
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,936
it describes
how you feel about me?

445
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,504
-It's "embarrassed."
-It's "embarrassed."

446
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,507
I hope you're hungry,
'cause this irony is delicious.

447
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,902
-How we doing?
-[laughs]: Oh. Yeah. Wow.

448
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,078
Dr. Crane
just blasted open doors

449
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,428
I didn't even know were there.

450
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,733
Thanks so much, Doc.

451
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,300
We'll let you get on
with your night.

452
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:34,347
No, no, no, no, hold on.
We've just gotten started.

453
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,088
-So, tell me, Frankie...
-It's "Freddy."

454
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:40,048
Freddy. Um, tell me
about this father of yours.

455
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,050
Oh, yeah,
I-I don't remember that much.

456
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,053
You told me he was a pipe fitter
from Dorchester.

457
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,489
Other than that, you said he was

458
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,143
this completely
forgettable nobody

459
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,711
who really never made
an impression on anyone.

460
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:53,714
[laughs]: I-I don't think
I said that, Moose.

461
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,978
No, I remember
'cause it really broke my heart.

462
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,328
-I'm kind of an empath.
-Mm.

463
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,939
And the way your dad died,

464
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:05,987
impaled by that
falling radio antenna. Mm.

465
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,729
No symbolism to unpack there.

466
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,646
Sounds like your father
was a big disappointment to you.

467
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,126
No, he...

468
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:18,565
He could sometimes just be
a little hard to be around.

469
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,175
How so?

470
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,046
Oh, I don't know,
as a totally random example,

471
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,440
uh, let's say
he's the kind of guy who,

472
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,487
if you're out with some friends,
maybe having a few beers,

473
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,838
suddenly he shows up
and takes over the entire room.

474
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,492
[scoffs] Jerk.

475
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,888
Must have been rather difficult
for you, living in that shadow.

476
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,629
It was.

477
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,023
Everybody was always
so wowed by him.

478
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,721
I mean, I know I was. That...

479
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,680
That didn't leave
a lot of space for...

480
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,944
-For you.
-[sighs]

481
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,774
And then I guess
I kind of lashed out.

482
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,776
Who wouldn't? [chuckles]

483
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,604
It's understandable.

484
00:20:57,647 --> 00:21:00,694
Your father left no room in
the home for your personality.

485
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:07,440
If he were alive today, I'm sure
he would say that he was sorry.

486
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:13,663
I hate to poke holes,

487
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,752
but if your dad died
when you were so little

488
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,363
you don't remember him,

489
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,844
how were you overwhelmed
by his big personality?

490
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:25,153
And also, your dad was
a pipe fitter from Dorchester?

491
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,286
'Cause you told me
he was a plumber from Mattapan,

492
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,549
which could not
be more different.

493
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:35,337
Freddy, I don't even want
to think about this,

494
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,731
but have you been lying to us
about your dad?

495
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:42,910
And worse, wasting the valuable
time of Dr. Frasier Crane?

496
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,912
You know what, guys? We don't
need to talk about this.

497
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,522
-You know...
-No, if I may...

498
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:50,483
There is only one person
to blame for this confusion,

499
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:51,788
and it's not Freddy.

500
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:56,315
It's Freddy's mother.

501
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:03,147
You see, Freddy's mother
spoke so often about his father.

502
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,975
As the legend grew,
the details of his life,

503
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,761
as relayed by his mother,
changed constantly.

504
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,632
One minute a plumber,
another a-a pipe fitter.

505
00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:12,940
And that is because she actually
did not know herself.

506
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:16,509
Because the truth is, she wasn't
sure who his father was.

507
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:23,342
She had narrowed it down
to three.

508
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,301
-Mamma mia.
-Precisely.

509
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,085
No, that's the plot
of Mamma Mia!

510
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:36,703
Pipe fitter from Dorchester,
a plumber from Mattapan

511
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:40,054
and a dashing psychiatrist
from Cambridge.

512
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:44,014
You see, only recently,
DNA testing was completed.

513
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,626
I know this
because two weeks ago,

514
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,802
I received a letter
in Chicago...

515
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:53,502
...which is why I am here
this evening in Boston.

516
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:56,070
-You mean...?
-Yes.

517
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,767
Frederick Crane...

518
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,943
I'm your father.

519
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:02,032
[cheering, applause]

520
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,736
Why is this called "scooch"?

521
00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:14,175
'Cause they can't
legally call it Scotch.

522
00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:17,439
"Distilled in Orlando."

523
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,530
So, how long before
your friends figure out

524
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,663
we've always had
the same last name?

525
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,360
Well, they didn't question us
already living together

526
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,102
when they came to get
the air hockey table, so...

527
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:30,191
I think we're good.

528
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:33,934
I know I can be
a bit overbearing sometimes.

529
00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:37,720
And I know that it mostly comes
from a good place.

530
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,723
[sighs]

531
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,986
Sorry you left Harvard
because you were in my shadow.

532
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:45,467
[laughs softly]
I didn't.

533
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,034
I dropped out 'cause I hated it.

534
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:49,123
Just didn't get along

535
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:52,126
with any of those snooty,
pretentious eggheads.

536
00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:54,563
[chuckles]
They're not that bad.

537
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,304
You make them sound like Yalies.

538
00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:00,656
I'm just more at home
with the guys at the station.

539
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,919
I like those guys.
I'm like those guys.

540
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:06,314
But my whole life, any time
anyone finds out who my dad is,

541
00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:10,057
I stop being Freddy and start
being Frasier Crane's son.

542
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,451
And I didn't want that again.

543
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:16,367
So you offed me.

544
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:19,501
Maybe that's why I should
stick around for a little.

545
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:22,069
I mean, how many kids
get a second chance

546
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:23,897
to live with their dead dad?

547
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,725
So you're staying?

548
00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:28,075
You know, I would drink to that,
except I-I can't

549
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:29,990
have another taste
of this solvent.

550
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,428
You know,

551
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,257
I've been thinking
about your box of dirt,

552
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:41,871
and I believe it will go nicely
on top of the piano.

553
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:44,047
Really? You don't think
they'll clash?

554
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,832
No, no, I think
they'll complement each other.

555
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:49,009
Besides, if I can make a
chaise lounge après-Coco Chanel

556
00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:53,317
work with your grandfather's
duct-taped recliner,

557
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:54,797
I can make anything work.

558
00:24:56,059 --> 00:25:00,455
Fenway, meet Steinway.

559
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:07,288
-[knocking on door]
-I'll get it.

560
00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:09,333
I'm gonna get a fresh glass.

561
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,726
This one's half-dissolved.

562
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,380
[chuckles]

563
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,382
-Eve. Uh...
-[sighs] Dr. Crane.

564
00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:17,254
About earlier, I-I just want
to clear something up.

565
00:25:17,298 --> 00:25:20,736
Oh, that's all right, Eve.
It's happened before.

566
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:22,346
Other people figured out

567
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,261
that your voice
puts their baby to sleep?

568
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,873
Yes.

569
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,704
-Could you-- I'm just so tired.
-Oh. Of course, of course.

570
00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:35,490
Being a single mom is not
as easy as everyone says it is.

571
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,537
You may be a single mom, but...

572
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,147
that doesn't mean
that you're alone.

573
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,758
Trust me when I tell you
that Freddy and I are both here,

574
00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:44,760
no matter what
you may need, and...

575
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:47,415
You know, it reminds me
of an observation

576
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,852
made by one of
the great philosophers that...

577
00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:56,206
Funny, my voice
really does put John to sleep.

578
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:01,777
And you.

579
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,824
[sighs]

580
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,565
Well...

581
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,219
Touchdown for Big Papi.

582
00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:19,055
♪

583
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,144
♪ Y'all know how this goes♪

584
00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:24,321
♪ Hey, baby, I hear
the blues a-callin'♪

585
00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:27,803
♪ Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs♪

586
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,981
♪ And maybe
I seem a bit confused♪

587
00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:34,810
♪ Yeah, maybe,
but I got you pegged♪

588
00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:37,508
♪ Ha, ha, ha♪

589
00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:40,468
♪ But I don't know what to do
with those tossed salads♪

590
00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:44,559
♪ And scrambled eggs♪

591
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,214
♪ Life's callin' again♪

592
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,615
♪ We love you!♪

593
00:26:56,658 --> 00:27:00,658
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