1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:20,000 So bad, because I love your cock. 4 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:24,083 Baby... 5 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,583 A butterfly! 6 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:36,250 Lick me! 7 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,791 Look how hard I get just from turning on the camera. 8 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:51,041 I want to suck your dick. 9 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:01,958 "You'll go no more, lovely butterfly!" 10 00:01:05,916 --> 00:01:08,375 Such a sweet cunt. 11 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:13,416 Come, I want to suck your cock. 12 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,583 Suck it, my Messalina! 13 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:30,333 - Emi, are you sleeping? - Yes, leave us alone! 14 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:37,083 - Take it all in. - Don't forget to fill my prescription. 15 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,291 At the pharmacy! 16 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:48,625 The little one hasn't sanitised and she's touching her toys! 17 00:01:49,791 --> 00:01:53,958 - Send her to bed, it's late. - Let her play! 18 00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:57,166 Just go. 19 00:01:58,708 --> 00:02:01,750 Don't say I didn't tell you! 20 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:09,000 I want you to fuck me! 21 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:20,250 - Shit, get back up! - Let me suck it again. 22 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:22,791 It will get hard in my cunt. 23 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:31,958 Get the fuck in! 24 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:42,041 Fuck me, don't play around! 25 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:45,125 - Your ass is killing me. - Like that. 26 00:02:49,416 --> 00:02:51,708 Harder! 27 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:54,583 I love it when you fuck me. 28 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,416 I adore you! 29 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:01,166 I'm your slut! Harder! 30 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,000 Fuck me! 31 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,791 Come inside, shoot it all in! 32 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,875 BAD LUCK BANGING OR LOONY PORN 33 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:32,166 a sketch for a popular film 34 00:03:32,541 --> 00:03:37,125 "No one understands that the world is sinking on the ocean of Time" 35 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,500 "that is so very deep and infested" 36 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:44,250 "with those huge crocodiles called decrepitude and death." 37 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:52,833 Part I One-way street 38 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:32,791 I'm done with the "We will never forget you". 39 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,583 So arrogant. 40 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,708 - What else, then? - No idea. 41 00:04:40,666 --> 00:04:44,416 How about "We'll try to never forget you"? 42 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:46,750 Or at least "sometimes". 43 00:04:48,916 --> 00:04:51,708 We had an apprentice last year. 44 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,333 - That idiot? - Yes. He took an order. 45 00:04:55,708 --> 00:05:02,000 A wreath with a ribbon reading "Rest in peace" on both sides. 46 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:09,041 So he wrote on it: "Rest in peace on both sides"! 47 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:16,208 - How much? - 20 lei. 48 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,250 Here. 49 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:24,000 Thanks. 50 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:26,833 Have a good day! 51 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,541 My Jesus 52 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,833 Hello. 53 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,208 - Mrs. Cănuță? - Yes, she's inside. 54 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,208 Who's that? 55 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,375 - Nice mask. - Thank you. 56 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,041 - Emi! - Hello. 57 00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:35,416 Thank you so much! 58 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:38,083 - Freckles! - Yes, dear. 59 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:41,666 - Put these in water. - Over there. 60 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,375 Come on in. 61 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:47,000 - Hi. - Hello. 62 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,416 Have a seat. 63 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:53,000 Right. 64 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,041 We were never friends. 65 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:01,708 The dog was a Secret Service officer. 66 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:05,791 A Major, higher in rank than his trainer. 67 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:11,041 It made everyone on set laugh. 68 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,250 - I was afraid to feed him. - Why? 69 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:19,625 He weighed 42 kilos. I was just a kid. 70 00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:23,125 She doesn't smell that bad. She's your grandma! 71 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:27,708 - It could be the last time you see her. - Take off your mask! 72 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:29,958 See if she's alright. 73 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,625 She's throwing up! 74 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:38,208 - You clean it! - Let all the bad stuff out. 75 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:41,333 - Good girl. - I should go. 76 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:44,041 No, let's go to the balcony. 77 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:48,250 - Freckles, some coffee! - Sure. 78 00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:57,708 She smells terrible, she can't hold it in anymore. 79 00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:01,291 I almost think she would be better off... 80 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,833 I wanted to talk about the meeting. 81 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:10,041 It's out of my hands. The parents called the meeting. 82 00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:13,666 The ladies are served! Freckled coffee! 83 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:16,375 - How sweet. - Thank you. 84 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:19,833 They got meeting-crazy, despite the social distancing rules. 85 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,625 - Once they get a stupid idea — - That's just it. 86 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:29,208 The more idiotic an opinion, the more important it is. 87 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:33,625 Tight shoes hurt more than good ones. 88 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,916 I wanted to — 89 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:40,000 — to say the video has been taken down. 90 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,791 - I didn't upload it. - I know. 91 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:47,333 Can you prove it was uploaded by the guys at the repair shop? 92 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:50,291 The IT people are notorious wankers. 93 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:54,875 I knew you wouldn't expose yourself on the Internet. 94 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:59,000 I can't prove it. 95 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,666 Actually, Eugen uploaded it. 96 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,208 Eugen? What got into him? 97 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,708 I gave him hell for it, but... 98 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,291 Coffee? 99 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,708 We'll discuss it, see what happens next. 100 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:19,208 I think it's good to explain things to the parents. 101 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:23,500 We don't want a scandal or media hubbub. 102 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:23,375 Eat my cunt! 103 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:45,333 - I think Ladybug is real. - Bumblebee is even more real! 104 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,708 - How do you know? - Anca told me so. 105 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:52,791 Bye-bye, Mall! We'll come again! 106 00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:56,291 Anca told me so. 107 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,750 Fuck off! 108 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,375 Is she asleep yet? 109 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,333 I told you I have a parent-teacher meeting. 110 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,625 I don't know. 111 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:17,041 Tell her I'm buying her a toy. 112 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,750 Eugen will pick her up later. 113 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,916 Has she eaten? 114 00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,416 Did you keep your mask on? 115 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:35,791 I asked you to keep your mask on around her. 116 00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:38,416 Spare me. 117 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,000 Has she watched TV? 118 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,291 I'll return something. 119 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,333 - How much is this? - 5,99 lei. 120 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,000 Let me see what I can give up. 121 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:06,333 Make up your mind, we're all waiting. 122 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,875 I paid with meal tickets and they won't cover it. 123 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,875 We don't care. 124 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,916 Hurry up, it's not our fault. 125 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,125 Is it my fault I'm poor? 126 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:21,750 You think I'm happy when I can't even afford a beer? 127 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,666 Not all of us are swimming in money. 128 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,666 Seriously! 129 00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:30,541 Then stand aside and go boo-hoo about how poor you are. 130 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:34,916 - Let me finish. - Will you give me my life back? 131 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,875 Besides, we were six in line, 132 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,041 and you should open a checkout if there's more than four. 133 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,750 And you wear your mask pulled down! 134 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,625 - Leave her alone! - Fuck off. 135 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,583 File a complaint, it's not my fault. 136 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:53,708 It's never anyone's fault! We're all innocent. 137 00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:25,125 - You're blocking the sidewalk. - I know. 138 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,000 Please park somewhere else. 139 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,000 Five minutes, I'm waiting for someone. 140 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,291 So wait off the sidewalk. 141 00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,166 - Or I'll call the police. - Really? 142 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:43,416 Who will you call if I fuck your mother? 143 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:47,000 - I'm being polite. - I don't want to be polite! 144 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,833 Suck my cock and write your mum. 145 00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:55,625 Fuck off before I spit in your informer mug. 146 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,416 Go fuck yourself, wanker! 147 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,791 Suck my dick! 148 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,750 You can't even afford a car! Go call the police! 149 00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,375 Fuck your broke ass. 150 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:20,333 Zipper repair 151 00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:55,083 I like it deep 152 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,708 Hello. 153 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,333 What? 154 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,208 Wait, there's an ambulance. 155 00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:00,333 Just a sec, Eugen. 156 00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:08,500 What? 157 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:15,000 It's online again? You took it down! 158 00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:19,875 On PornHub again? 159 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,541 On a blog? 160 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:29,583 So someone saved it and reuploaded it? 161 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,000 What can we do? 162 00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:38,416 - Let's call the police. - Fucking jackpot! 163 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:40,416 Way to go! 164 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,375 Did you contact the blogger? 165 00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:50,666 Let me know if he replies. 166 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,000 What? 167 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,833 Is it the whole film? 168 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:00,375 All of it? I see. 169 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:08,041 I told the headmistress you uploaded it. 170 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:16,583 Just so you cover for me in case someone calls you. 171 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,000 Bye. 172 00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,041 Vote our team. 173 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:56,333 They've been increasing the Intelligence budget 174 00:25:56,750 --> 00:26:00,750 and slashing budgets for Education, Culture, and Health. 175 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:02,750 True, Mr. Sergiu. 176 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:07,166 And why won't anyone make a film about those children? 177 00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:10,958 - What children? - The ones in the transplant scandal. 178 00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:13,416 How can a celebrity do that? 179 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:18,708 Cut in front of dying children on the transplant waiting list? 180 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:21,833 Who are we to judge? 181 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,750 They let children die so they could live! 182 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,125 Maybe we'd do the same. 183 00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:31,541 - I, for one, wouldn't. - You never know. 184 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,375 When I was little, in my grandma's village — 185 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:38,333 Mask on your muzzle, please! 186 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 A dam broke. 187 00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:45,791 People were running from the rushing water. 188 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,708 No one cared about anyone else. 189 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:51,041 That's completely different. 190 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:54,333 In the rush of a flood, you lose your reason. 191 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,083 A transplant gives you time to think. 192 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:59,625 You think anyone told them 193 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:02,916 "Here's your kidney, here's the kid who will die"? 194 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:05,416 They got paid and made the appointment. 195 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:09,916 "Maestro, come now, we have a compatible kidney." 196 00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:15,833 "I'll stop by my church first to have the priest bless me." 197 00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:18,000 By Antim. 198 00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:19,750 A Xanax, please. 199 00:27:19,875 --> 00:27:23,666 - Prescription? - I just want one pill. 200 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,416 I'm in a stressful situation and I need to calm down. 201 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:32,250 I'm not allowed to. I can give you something plant-based. 202 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:38,625 It's scientifically proven incense combats cancer. 203 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:42,916 And no one got COVID from the Eucharist spoon. 204 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,750 It carries no bacteria, it's a mystery. 205 00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:07,583 Sweet lady! 206 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:11,666 - I'm here to fill your sails! - Leave me alone! 207 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,166 Please, from a wandering sailor. 208 00:29:14,416 --> 00:29:17,000 Leave me alone, what's wrong with you? 209 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:19,000 Leave me alone! 210 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:39,041 Hello. 211 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:42,958 Can't you ask again? 212 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,416 How did he get the pictures, though? 213 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,333 So how — 214 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,041 "Porn Teacher"? Great. 215 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:02,750 Do something, they could fire me! 216 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,541 I wasn't yelling, Eugen. 217 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:12,291 I never said it was your fault. 218 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,333 Don't get paranoid. 219 00:30:16,041 --> 00:30:17,750 Bye. 220 00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:41,291 Edgar Lee Masters' Spoon River Anthology! 221 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:44,875 - Yes. - So timely for this pandemic. 15 lei. 222 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:48,000 Do you know Charles Reznikoff? 223 00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:51,666 He has a huge poetry book, Testimony, 224 00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:56,916 a sort of anthology of all the horrors of the late... 225 00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:59,000 ...late 19th century. 226 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:03,333 Sounds interesting. Can I see it? 227 00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:05,958 No, I don't... have it here. 228 00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:09,041 But if you'd like, we can... 229 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,958 - Tomorrow... - No need, thank you. 230 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:15,208 - Over a coffee? - No, thanks. 231 00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:32,708 I'm on the fucking crossing! 232 00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:35,791 Fuck off, faggot, I'll run you over! 233 00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:40,583 It's a pedestrian crossing, twerp! 234 00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:44,041 - So run me over! - Fuck off, asshole! 235 00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,625 Listen, man. 236 00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:54,958 In '87, a worker spread around 800 anti-Communist manifestos. 237 00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:59,958 Every single one got reported to the Secret Police. 238 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:05,166 "I think it's metabolic, it's not what she eats." 239 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,750 "Nonsense," said the doctor. 240 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:12,333 "Have you seen pictures from Yemen or Somalia?" 241 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:16,916 "Or of the survivors of the camps at Auschwitz or Treblinka?" 242 00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:20,208 "Yes, I saw photos." 243 00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:24,166 "And did you see any fat people there?" 244 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:35,625 - What's that on your t-shirt? - A kamikaze, a Japanese pilot. 245 00:32:35,791 --> 00:32:38,666 The ones with the suicide missions. 246 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:43,000 The tokkŠ247 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:46,166 University students were forced to become kamikaze. 248 00:32:46,291 --> 00:32:49,875 The ones in Sciences could get out of it, 249 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:53,625 the ones in Humanities were considered disposable. 250 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:59,166 - So I'd be safe with Economy. - Try Computer Science to be sure. 251 00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:21,666 Part II Short dictionary of anecdotes, signs, and wonders 252 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:35,125 [23rd of August] 253 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:38,375 As Romania ended its alliance with Nazi Germany 254 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,791 to join the Allies on August 23rd 1944, 255 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,583 a newspaper prepared two issues. 256 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:48,916 The headline of one read "Long live Stalin!" 257 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:53,666 The other one, "Long live Hitler!" 258 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:57,416 [Aboriginies] 259 00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:02,041 Persons of little worth who burden the soil of newly discovered countries. 260 00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:06,541 They soon cease to burden; 261 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:11,000 they fertilize. 262 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:16,166 [Truth] 263 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,291 truth itself stepped / among men, 264 00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:23,833 right into the / metaphor-flurry 265 00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:29,583 [Military] 266 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:35,541 The Romanian Military was one of the means of repression against civilians: 267 00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:39,291 in the 1848 Revolution, the 1907 Peasants' Revolt, 268 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:43,250 ethnic and political persecution after World War I, 269 00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:47,416 the extermination of Roma and Jews during World War II, 270 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,583 and the shooting of the first revolutionaries in 1989. 271 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:57,208 [Blonde jokes] 272 00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:01,333 E.g.: A nudist blonde is surprised by a bull. 273 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,083 After a while, she grows tired and says: 274 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:14,875 I'd rather have a calf than a heart attack. 275 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,500 [Money] 276 00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:18,583 Money, bitch! 277 00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:21,958 [Bookshelf] 278 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:28,333 Out of the libraries Emerge the butchers 279 00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:34,791 [The Romanian Orthodox Church] 280 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,791 Close to all dictatorships, 281 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:41,833 the Church is one of the most trusted institutions. 282 00:38:42,291 --> 00:38:46,916 In 1989, when revolutionaries sought shelter from Army bullets, 283 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:50,791 the Cathedral kept its doors closed. 284 00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:56,791 O Holy Fascist Youth, Hearts of steel, souls like lilies, 285 00:38:57,125 --> 00:39:04,875 Unstoppable spring rush, Eyes like Carpathian lakes. 286 00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:12,875 Our arms fiercely raise ever higher Cornerstones for eternal altars, 287 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:20,833 Made of stone, sea and fire And the blood of our Dacian ancestors. 288 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:27,541 The Guard and the Captain turn us into iron hawks, 289 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:34,375 The Guard, the Captain, and the Divine Archangel. 290 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:39,916 [House of the People] 291 00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:23,791 [Ceaușescu] 292 00:40:24,541 --> 00:40:29,750 Dictator of Romania since 1965, executed in the 1989 Revolution. 293 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:33,625 Back in 5 minutes 294 00:40:35,541 --> 00:40:39,083 [Cinema] 295 00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:44,333 We have learned in school the story of the Gorgon Medusa 296 00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:48,750 whose face was so horrible that the sheer sight of it 297 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:51,083 turned man and beasts into stone. 298 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:56,666 When Athena instigated Perseus to slay the monster, 299 00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:59,791 she warned him never to look at its face 300 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:03,083 but only at its mirror reflection in the polished shield. 301 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:08,416 Following her advice Perseus cut off Medusa's head. 302 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:13,000 The moral is that we do not, and cannot, see actual horrors 303 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:16,625 because they paralyze us with blinding fear; 304 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:20,000 and that we shall know what they look like 305 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:23,291 only by watching images which reproduce their appearance. 306 00:41:24,666 --> 00:41:29,333 The cinema screen is Athena's polished shield. 307 00:41:34,583 --> 00:41:37,958 [Competition] 308 00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:42,708 The Shah of Persia, visiting England, declined the invitation to a horse race 309 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,291 saying he knew very well that one horse runs faster than another. 310 00:41:49,583 --> 00:41:52,583 [Children] 311 00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:58,958 Political prisoners of their parents. 312 00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:07,291 ...And let us go to war, children! 313 00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:44,291 [Kitchen] 314 00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:50,041 As in "Women belong in the kitchen". 315 00:42:52,291 --> 00:42:55,333 [Christmas] 316 00:42:55,666 --> 00:42:59,833 The Einsatzkommando IIB, located in Simferopol, Russia, 317 00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:04,500 is ordered to kill 3.000 Jews and Roma before Christmas. 318 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,833 The order is executed with great speed, 319 00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:15,083 to allow the troops to celebrate Christ's birth. 320 00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:23,625 [Culture] 321 00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:28,375 A citizen: "Shame on you! You call this culture?" 322 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:31,750 "No wonder the education system is a mess." 323 00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:35,583 "Out of taxpayers' money?!" 324 00:43:36,041 --> 00:43:40,333 "Degenerates!" 325 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,416 [Luxury] 326 00:43:45,708 --> 00:43:50,416 Is this natural? I hope you don't sell fakes. 327 00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:53,583 Natural, of course. Arctic fox. 328 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:57,291 [Teeth] 329 00:43:58,083 --> 00:44:03,833 A Romanian worker in Italy extracted two of his own teeth as he couldn't afford the dentist 330 00:44:04,291 --> 00:44:07,875 and died of blood poisoning. 331 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:12,416 [Social distancing] 332 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:16,625 During the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic: 1,5 metres. 333 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,125 Doing the Crisis Dance! 334 00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:26,250 State of Emergency! 335 00:44:36,666 --> 00:44:38,541 Keep your distance! 336 00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:40,541 [Efficiency] 337 00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:44,166 Funeral Home 338 00:44:47,916 --> 00:44:51,708 Emergency Hospital 339 00:44:53,541 --> 00:44:56,750 [Eminescu] 340 00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:59,625 Our national poet, the unmatched poet, 341 00:44:59,916 --> 00:45:03,083 our Morning Star, the complete man of Romanian culture, 342 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,083 the last great Romantic, our better conscience, 343 00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:09,375 the absolute Romanian, a lyrical summation of voivodes. 344 00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:15,500 [Family] 345 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:22,916 6 in 10 Romanian children are subject to family violence. 346 00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:28,291 [Page 5 Girl] 347 00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:32,583 A popular daily used to publish photos with this title. 348 00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:47,416 [Fiction] 349 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,416 I prefer, where truth is important, to write fiction. 350 00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:58,791 [Folklore] 351 00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:05,083 "Testimonies of a people's imbecility" is how Caragiale defined folklore. 352 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:08,916 Housewives make homes thrive 353 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:14,416 [Tastes] 354 00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:23,250 [Global warming] 355 00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:34,875 Look at that! 356 00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:37,625 It's coming from Păuleasca! 357 00:46:40,875 --> 00:46:42,791 Waves! 358 00:46:42,916 --> 00:46:45,708 [Unconscious] 359 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,750 Psychoanalysis in Germany. 360 00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:52,000 An elderly gentleman cannot move his right arm. 361 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:55,333 No physical infirmity shows in the tests. 362 00:46:55,791 --> 00:47:00,041 The therapy is going nowhere. 363 00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:03,541 Confused, the psychoanalyst has a great idea: 364 00:47:03,791 --> 00:47:06,166 He cries out "Heil Hitler!" 365 00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:11,208 The man's right arm shoots out in a perfect Nazi salute. 366 00:47:13,791 --> 00:47:17,041 [Intellectual] Illiterate bitch, let intellectuals speak! 367 00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:20,000 Take notes! 368 00:47:20,333 --> 00:47:23,458 [Intimacy] 369 00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:28,875 The Neuralink company will test 370 00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:34,000 a mind-reading brain implant on humans. 371 00:47:34,791 --> 00:47:37,625 [History] 372 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:42,166 History and life, unlike novels and stories, 373 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:50,166 do not teach a lesson of superficial joie de vivre, even to the happily constituted spirit and senses. 374 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:56,291 The contemplation of history is more likely to inspire, if not contempt for humanity, 375 00:47:56,875 --> 00:48:01,375 then a sombre vision of the world. 376 00:48:09,750 --> 00:48:12,750 [Jesus] 377 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,833 "Jesus was not merely the son of God," 378 00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:21,083 "he also came from a good family - on his mother's side," 379 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:25,916 said Monsignor de Quelen. 380 00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:29,666 [Love] 381 00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:35,041 "I find it ridiculous for an intelligent man to suffer for such a woman," 382 00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:40,750 "who, apart from being uninteresting, is reportedly quite stupid," 383 00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:44,750 she added, with the wisdom of those not in love, 384 00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:52,666 who think intelligent men should only suffer for women worth their while. 385 00:48:53,416 --> 00:49:00,416 It is like being surprised you suffer from cholera, though its bacterium is so tiny. 386 00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:07,250 [Justification] Pig was given to us for food. 387 00:49:07,416 --> 00:49:11,000 Everything has a God-given purpose. 388 00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:14,083 And pig is meant for us to eat. 389 00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:16,083 - You understand, dear? - Yes. 390 00:49:16,375 --> 00:49:19,291 [Mathematics] 391 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:25,125 Mathematics is the consequence of what there would be 392 00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:30,250 if there could be anything at all. 393 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:36,708 [Metaphor] 394 00:49:44,166 --> 00:49:46,041 [Montage] 395 00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:02,541 [Blowjob] 396 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:07,166 Most looked-up word in the Online Dictionary. 397 00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:11,166 The second is "empathy". 398 00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:14,083 Nature 399 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:18,041 Alexandre Blok, journal entry, April 15, 1912: 400 00:50:18,875 --> 00:50:23,000 "Yesterday, I took great joy in the wreck of the Titanic:" 401 00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:27,791 "So there is still an Ocean." 402 00:50:37,416 --> 00:50:39,208 [Footnote] 403 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:46,250 A splendid idea: a woman's true beauty lies in her man. 404 00:50:46,958 --> 00:50:49,291 [City] 405 00:50:50,291 --> 00:50:53,833 The artist seeks eternal truth, ignoring the eternity around him. 406 00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:59,750 He admires a Babylonian temple column and scorns the factory chimney. 407 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:03,666 How are their lines any different? 408 00:51:04,916 --> 00:51:10,000 When the era of coal-powered industry is over, we will admire the remnants of chimneys 409 00:51:10,708 --> 00:51:16,000 as today we admire the remains of temple columns. 410 00:51:17,666 --> 00:51:21,625 To walk out your front door as if you've just arrived from far away; 411 00:51:22,291 --> 00:51:26,291 to discover the world in which you already live; 412 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:31,250 to begin the day as if you've just gotten off the boat from Singapore 413 00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:37,125 and have never seen your own doormat. 414 00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:40,833 [Patriotism] 415 00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:46,500 A lady, fined in Vienna for beating her poor Gypsy maid, 416 00:51:46,916 --> 00:51:49,583 immediately upon returning to Romania, 417 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,000 saluted her homeland by applying two slaps to poor Oprica, saying: 418 00:51:54,625 --> 00:52:01,916 "O country of freedom, where I can beat people when I so wish!" 419 00:52:03,875 --> 00:52:09,416 [Penguin] I'm the Penguin, I wanna push it to you! 420 00:52:09,708 --> 00:52:12,000 This dance is perverse, everyone knows, 421 00:52:12,375 --> 00:52:15,375 Just an excuse for me To touch the lady. 422 00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:20,291 Look at that damn slut, I know you want me to push it to you. 423 00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:25,916 You got no teeth and no style, But you want me to push it to you. 424 00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:29,916 [Cunt] A synecdoche, in expressions such as: 425 00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:32,541 "stupid cunt". 426 00:52:34,625 --> 00:52:38,166 [Political] 427 00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:42,791 H. Broch states political indifference is closely related to moral decay, 428 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:48,291 in that people who are politically innocent are morally suspect, 429 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:54,166 and that the Germans never felt responsible for Hitler's coming to power, 430 00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:57,666 because they saw themselves as apolitical. 431 00:53:01,416 --> 00:53:06,541 [Pornography] 432 00:53:06,541 --> 00:53:11,208 Parrhasios is considered the creator of pornographia, around 410 BC. 433 00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:15,208 Literally, pornographia means "portrait of a prostitute". 434 00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:20,375 Parrhasios was in love with a prostitute, Theodotea, and painted her naked. 435 00:53:23,291 --> 00:53:24,750 [Close-up] 436 00:53:25,791 --> 00:53:29,000 When Pasolini made The Gospel According to St. Matthew, 437 00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:32,791 he declared that for the roles of priests and Pharisees 438 00:53:32,916 --> 00:53:35,666 he picked "slow-witted, Fascist-like faces" 439 00:53:36,541 --> 00:53:42,000 They were actually members of the Communist Party or labour unions. 440 00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:49,291 [Gaze] 441 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:02,041 [Cock] 442 00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:06,250 We have embodied the historical structures of the masculine order 443 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:10,583 in the form of unconscious schemes of perception and appreciation. 444 00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:12,916 [Fist] 445 00:54:14,541 --> 00:54:19,500 If our Lord had possessed a couple of fists like yours, 446 00:54:20,541 --> 00:54:25,500 He would never have died on the cross. 447 00:54:27,833 --> 00:54:30,833 [Power] 448 00:54:34,541 --> 00:54:39,041 [Racism] A bus driver, formerly a policeman, 449 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:43,083 refuses taking a Roma woman because of her ethnicity. 450 00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:51,083 [War] 451 00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:54,125 War Magazine 452 00:55:03,958 --> 00:55:07,416 [Realism] 453 00:55:09,375 --> 00:55:13,125 Isaac Babel imagined 454 00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:19,500 an International of Good Men. 455 00:55:21,833 --> 00:55:23,208 [Respect] 456 00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:26,166 A Chief of Police has stated 457 00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:31,208 that women beaten by their husbands shouldn't call the police at night, 458 00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:37,375 but wait until morning. 459 00:55:39,541 --> 00:55:42,208 [French Revolution] 460 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:58,041 [Romanian Revolution] 461 00:56:03,916 --> 00:56:06,208 [Robot] 462 00:56:06,875 --> 00:56:10,625 An officer who fought in the Middle East 463 00:56:10,916 --> 00:56:13,250 is concerned that robotic warfare 464 00:56:13,916 --> 00:56:19,583 will remove human empathy from armed conflict. 465 00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:34,666 [Ruin] 466 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000 A good building always makes 467 00:56:38,708 --> 00:56:42,041 a beautiful ruin. 468 00:56:44,541 --> 00:56:49,250 [Salary] 469 00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:59,583 Either you go home at 4:10 without your salaries, 470 00:57:03,416 --> 00:57:08,000 or you wait until 6 — 471 00:57:19,291 --> 00:57:21,416 He says it for the last time. 472 00:57:24,791 --> 00:57:27,333 He's had enough of your reactions. 473 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,916 He won't take that from you. 474 00:57:36,791 --> 00:57:39,000 If you don't like that, leave. 475 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,666 We're not animals! 476 00:57:44,708 --> 00:57:46,958 You're the one who booed! 477 00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:52,125 I didn't boo. 478 00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:59,916 He invites you to leave. 479 00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:03,666 [Change] 480 00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:08,333 An American accused of killing his two flatmates 481 00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:12,958 told the police he had shared their Neo-Nazi views 482 00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:18,875 before converting to Islam. 483 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:24,125 Then he killed them for disrespecting his faith. 484 00:58:28,416 --> 00:58:32,333 [Selfie] 485 00:58:36,125 --> 00:58:39,625 [Feeling] 486 00:58:39,791 --> 00:58:44,708 Why this certainty that the heart is ethically superior to the brain? 487 00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:49,916 Are not vile acts committed as often with the heart's help as without it? 488 00:58:50,708 --> 00:58:55,625 Will we ever be done with this imbecile sentimental Inquisition, 489 00:58:56,291 --> 00:59:00,416 the heart's Reign of Terror? 490 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:07,666 [School play] Lord, hear my prayer! 491 00:59:07,916 --> 00:59:09,958 I bow to you! 492 00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:13,166 Give me strength, I will now come to You. 493 00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:18,666 [Sidewalk] 494 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,250 The pedestrians' sidewalk goes along the roadway. 495 00:59:24,916 --> 00:59:30,916 Thus, city dwellers constantly have before their eyes 496 00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:34,750 the picture of their competitor, overtaking them in a car. 497 00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:41,958 Sidewalks were created in the interest of those with carriages or horses. 498 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:48,750 [Vanity] 499 00:59:49,166 --> 00:59:53,916 Someone published a 1.500-page book: 500 00:59:54,541 --> 00:59:57,916 his correspondence with Einstein and Pope Pius XII. 501 00:59:58,416 --> 01:00:01,583 It only contains his letters to the two, 502 01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:05,041 since neither ever wrote back. 503 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:12,166 [Live cam] 504 01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:30,875 [Future] 505 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:34,750 99% of all the species that ever lived 506 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:40,708 are now extinct. 507 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:46,833 [Rape] 508 01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:53,250 55% of responders say rape is justified in certain situations, 509 01:00:54,166 --> 01:00:57,583 such as under the influence of alcohol or drugs, 510 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,333 if the victim dresses provocatively, 511 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:07,166 or if they agreed to come to someone's home. 512 01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:11,500 [Sale and purchase] 513 01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:14,250 The man who buys and sells reveals 514 01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:18,333 something about himself more direct and less composed 515 01:01:18,791 --> 01:01:23,791 than the man who discourses and battles. 516 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:39,250 Christ is risen from the dead... 517 01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:43,541 [Zen] 518 01:01:44,625 --> 01:01:48,291 A true poet must be at the same time tragical and comical; 519 01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:55,833 human life must be seen as both tragedy and comedy. 520 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:25,166 Part III Praxis and innuendos (sitcom) 521 01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:33,083 Magnum. 522 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:36,958 35. 523 01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:38,958 A lizard! 524 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,375 I should be resuscitating you. 525 01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:43,541 Fingerprint! 526 01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:00,833 Suck all of us! 527 01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:19,041 - Good evening, Emi. - Hello. 528 01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:21,041 Please sanitise. 529 01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:28,291 Please take the teacher's desk. 530 01:03:28,541 --> 01:03:31,250 No! She no longer has the right! 531 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:34,083 She defiles this school! 532 01:03:34,291 --> 01:03:37,250 The nerve on her, standing there so nonchalantly! 533 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,708 Please! 534 01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:43,625 We have agreed to have a calm, rational conversation. 535 01:03:45,250 --> 01:03:46,833 - Please, sit. - But... 536 01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:48,833 Right. 537 01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:52,375 We have gathered here, despite the pandemic, 538 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:56,833 in our ospedale degli innocenti, as we call it, 539 01:03:57,083 --> 01:04:03,708 because you wanted to discuss a situation unusual for our prestigious school. 540 01:04:05,333 --> 01:04:07,250 I hope we reach an agreement. 541 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:14,958 Mrs. Emilia Cilibiu is, as we know, a teacher who has yielded great results, 542 01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:18,000 sending pupils to History competitions. 543 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:20,791 It would be regrettable — 544 01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:22,541 Mrs. Cănuță, if I may! 545 01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:28,708 I have my tablet. Let's all see the video. 546 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:32,250 So that everyone knows what we're talking about. 547 01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:36,583 - And take informed decisions. - But it's gone from PornHub. 548 01:04:36,833 --> 01:04:40,708 I have it downloaded. I figured they'd pull it down. 549 01:04:40,916 --> 01:04:43,958 We all know what this is about. 550 01:04:44,166 --> 01:04:47,750 I couldn't watch it, I was on shift. 551 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:55,833 Such a nice kitty. 552 01:05:00,791 --> 01:05:02,041 Baby... 553 01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:06,041 I want to suck your cock. 554 01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:09,932 So bad, I love your cock. 555 01:05:10,041 --> 01:05:12,765 Keep social distancing! 556 01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:16,333 What, like they're keeping it? 557 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,291 A butterfly. 558 01:05:26,541 --> 01:05:28,291 Lick me. 559 01:05:35,541 --> 01:05:39,000 Look how hard I get just from turning on the camera. 560 01:05:40,916 --> 01:05:42,250 I want to suck your dick. 561 01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,583 Phones off during the screening! 562 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:54,250 "You'll go no more, lovely butterfly!" 563 01:05:57,916 --> 01:05:59,708 Such a sweet cunt. 564 01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:05,875 Come, I want to suck your cock. 565 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:11,875 - An oral exam! - "Oral B, no cavities!" 566 01:06:17,791 --> 01:06:19,333 Mr. Otopeanu! 567 01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:21,333 Your mask, please. 568 01:06:21,541 --> 01:06:23,958 The muzzle of slaves! What do you want? 569 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:25,958 Shove off! 570 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:31,958 We're letting a dirty Arab enslave us with his pandemic dictatorship 571 01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:35,125 and inject fear in the man of today. 572 01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:36,416 Sheeple! 573 01:06:36,666 --> 01:06:38,000 Mr. Otopeanu is right! 574 01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:42,166 We lived under Communism, we know what dictatorship is. 575 01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:43,791 True. 576 01:06:45,666 --> 01:06:48,291 God, I can't watch! 577 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,916 I'm about to throw up! 578 01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:53,125 Please stop. 579 01:06:53,291 --> 01:06:57,333 No, we must see this to the happy end. It's revolting! 580 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,833 - Shit, get back up! - Let me suck it again. 581 01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:04,750 It will get hard in my cunt. 582 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,750 - Captain, you're missing the climax! - I'm watching. 583 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,541 Between pain and amen! 584 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,166 Fuck me, don't play around! 585 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:21,666 - Your ass is killing me. - Like that. 586 01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:27,875 Harder! 587 01:07:29,166 --> 01:07:31,083 I love it when you fuck me. 588 01:07:32,708 --> 01:07:34,625 I adore you. 589 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:37,791 I'm your slut! Harder! 590 01:07:39,791 --> 01:07:41,583 I want you to fuck me. 591 01:07:47,125 --> 01:07:49,583 Shoot it all in! 592 01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:03,375 He'll have to sit that exam again. 593 01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:08,875 Emi, anything to say about this film? 594 01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:11,750 I didn't upload it. 595 01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:13,833 Who, then? 596 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:16,250 I don't know. 597 01:08:16,416 --> 01:08:20,041 My husband took the computer to a repair shop. 598 01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:22,083 I didn't know. 599 01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:25,708 - It doesn't matter who uploaded it. - What's done is done. 600 01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:29,083 Do you have any comments? 601 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:34,958 No. This is private and it was on a specialised website, Golden Gate. 602 01:08:35,083 --> 01:08:40,500 - An adult-only website. - This is not private, Mrs. Cilibiu. 603 01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:44,333 It affects our children's life and mental and emotional health! 604 01:08:45,666 --> 01:08:49,708 If you destroy them, it's not about you, it's about them. 605 01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:52,125 My Alesia told me: 606 01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:58,500 "I saw our teacher on the boys' phone, doing naughty things with a gentleman!" 607 01:08:58,958 --> 01:09:02,125 - Lovely girl! - I was petrified. 608 01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:06,708 The whole class, all 30 children, 609 01:09:07,166 --> 01:09:11,000 saw what you do in your private life. 610 01:09:12,541 --> 01:09:15,125 - This isn't private. - Yes it is. 611 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:17,291 Showing us her privates! 612 01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,750 Alesia said she never wants to get married. 613 01:09:21,208 --> 01:09:24,250 - What if she's traumatised? - Please, she's a child. 614 01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:26,000 Exactly! 615 01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:30,750 That's what I'm saying. She's just a child! 616 01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:35,291 Children should be protected from horrors. 617 01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:38,583 Freud says they're polymorphously perverse. 618 01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:42,375 You should be more careful about what sites they visit. 619 01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:46,166 That is a specialised, adult-only website. 620 01:09:47,125 --> 01:09:49,875 The slut is getting cheeky! 621 01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:54,166 Don't you tell us what our children should do. 622 01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:58,750 - That's not what this is about. - Yes it is. 623 01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:02,916 Because my private life is my own. 624 01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:05,541 - You can — - Emi! 625 01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:13,333 You see, when you put such audio-visual products on the Internet... 626 01:10:13,625 --> 01:10:17,416 It's clearly stated in the Teaching Personnel Statutes 627 01:10:17,791 --> 01:10:22,416 "a teacher's moral conduit must be beyond reproach", or else... 628 01:10:24,583 --> 01:10:26,916 That's why we've agreed to meet 629 01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:31,833 and see if we need to convoke a commission — 630 01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:33,833 Why are you filming me? 631 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,041 - The Headmistress asked me. - It's for us. 632 01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:41,250 As evidence, in case someone misremembers things. 633 01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:44,541 Don't worry, it won't end up on the Internet. 634 01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:47,916 Right. 635 01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:52,416 We were discussing your moral conduct. 636 01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:56,250 What's wrong with it? 637 01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:58,583 Can't I make love to my husband? 638 01:10:58,791 --> 01:11:00,291 Preliminary question! 639 01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,500 Isn't he a lover? 640 01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:06,541 Some hoodlum, or a pupil? We've seen such depraved cases. 641 01:11:08,125 --> 01:11:10,166 Her husband is fat. 642 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,625 I know Mr. Cilibiu, he looks... chubbier. 643 01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:19,125 That is my husband! I won't answer such low innuendos. 644 01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:21,250 Maybe he lost weight. 645 01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:24,750 Emi, we wouldn't pry into your love life, 646 01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:28,500 but if you post this online where pupils can see it... 647 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:35,500 Pupils are not allowed on adult websites. Parents are legally responsible for that. 648 01:11:36,416 --> 01:11:38,833 They saw it in school, Madam! 649 01:11:39,125 --> 01:11:42,000 Not at home! Here, in school! 650 01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:44,833 At home we don't watch porn or tabloid TV. 651 01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:47,083 Not during my class. 652 01:11:47,375 --> 01:11:50,500 And not on my phone, on a pupil's phone. 653 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:53,125 - A phone you bought. - True! 654 01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:55,083 I didn't buy them iPhones. 655 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:58,000 I even asked the Headmistress here. 656 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:01,791 If my Andromeda steps out of line, 657 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,833 make her mop the school corridors. 658 01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:09,041 She told me that's not legal. 659 01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:11,625 Teachers have no rights anymore! 660 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,625 Anyway. 661 01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:21,500 Emi, try as we might, children can still access cyberspace. 662 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:26,041 And with this pandemic and all the online classes... 663 01:12:26,291 --> 01:12:30,416 That's why I think our Internet presence is very important. 664 01:12:32,875 --> 01:12:34,791 And what's wrong with mine? 665 01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:38,208 It's indecent, Emi. 666 01:12:41,416 --> 01:12:46,916 There's nothing indecent in a woman making love to her man. 667 01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:49,958 Or her husband by law, or anyone she wants, 668 01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:54,041 as long as they're of age and able to express consent. 669 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:57,000 Eugen Cilibiu is my husband. 670 01:12:57,125 --> 01:13:01,083 We were even religiously married. 671 01:13:03,625 --> 01:13:07,375 There's nothing indecent about filming what I do with him. 672 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:11,708 If that's "making love", I'm Romeo Fantastik! 673 01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:14,708 Or Milli Vanilli! 674 01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:20,208 - What is it, then, Mr. Otopeanu? - Just what you called it in that clip. 675 01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:23,416 - Which is? - Don't provoke me. 676 01:13:23,666 --> 01:13:26,125 Why not? You've made an accusation. 677 01:13:26,375 --> 01:13:28,583 Say it to the end. 678 01:13:29,375 --> 01:13:31,125 - You really want me to? - Please. 679 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:35,166 If you have anything to say and you're a real man. 680 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:38,250 Cowardly insinuations won't help here. 681 01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:44,708 It's called cocksucking, Teacher! Not lovemaking. 682 01:13:45,375 --> 01:13:48,666 - Or blowjob! - Yes, Mr. Rostogan. 683 01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:51,666 Please, Mr. Otopeanu, Mr. Rostogan! 684 01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:55,416 She asked for it. She even insisted. 685 01:13:55,791 --> 01:13:59,333 Cocksucking. Blowjob. That's what whores do. 686 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:04,500 Why should that ruin my daughter's innocence? 687 01:14:04,791 --> 01:14:07,083 From a teacher, no less! 688 01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:10,958 Who should teach her history is our nation's treasure 689 01:14:11,083 --> 01:14:16,250 and tell her about Stephen the Great, Michael the Brave, Eminescu! 690 01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:18,291 First: 691 01:14:18,416 --> 01:14:22,958 Fellatio isn't "what whores do". It's a part of normal sex life. 692 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:26,125 I'm with her on that. 693 01:14:26,291 --> 01:14:29,416 - It's normal to have a relation. - She said "fellatio". 694 01:14:29,708 --> 01:14:34,583 At your age, Teacher, you could have shown some decency. 695 01:14:34,916 --> 01:14:36,375 You're not 20. 696 01:14:36,708 --> 01:14:38,875 This isn't sex ed class. 697 01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:43,375 Which doesn't exist, because some stuck-up priest said 698 01:14:43,875 --> 01:14:47,125 the best sex ed is given in Religious Education. 699 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:52,625 I'm just pointing out that any intimacy between a man and a woman, 700 01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:55,500 or any two or several adults, 701 01:14:55,791 --> 01:15:00,333 is their business, as long as it's freely consented to. 702 01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:04,375 Secondly, your accusation is filthy. 703 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:08,375 You know I've taught my pupils about Eminescu. 704 01:15:09,291 --> 01:15:11,500 And I did it very well. 705 01:15:12,166 --> 01:15:15,916 Chivuța needs to clean up, we have a health inspection. 706 01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:20,291 Scrub it properly, I want it to shine. 707 01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:25,333 By the way, Eminescu himself wrote erotic poetry. 708 01:15:26,166 --> 01:15:28,291 Now she's mocking Eminescu! 709 01:15:28,583 --> 01:15:31,208 I can't believe this! 710 01:15:31,708 --> 01:15:37,250 My aircraft is named Mihai Eminescu. I'm sensitive to that. 711 01:15:38,375 --> 01:15:41,291 So tell us one of Eminescu's porn poems. 712 01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:45,083 Enlighten us about our national poet. 713 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:49,000 Let's hear it, I don't know about such things. 714 01:15:50,916 --> 01:15:52,666 Come on, Madam. 715 01:15:53,625 --> 01:15:58,750 My good mister tavern keeper, Here's some cunt, give me some liquor, 716 01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:02,791 Pour me something if you would And I'll let you fuck me good. 717 01:16:02,916 --> 01:16:06,000 Keeper, let me off your cock, My liquor's coming back up. 718 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:09,541 Let it come for all I care, Take my cock and stay right there. 719 01:16:09,666 --> 01:16:13,000 The maid's on the cock astride And complains she can't abide 720 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:16,708 She cries and she huffs And complains it's not enough 721 01:16:16,875 --> 01:16:21,875 She cries and she whimpers And complains it should be bigger. 722 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:24,583 How rude! 723 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:27,416 Shut up or I'll break your teeth! 724 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,083 Stick to your scrubbing! 725 01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:32,583 She wrote that poem! 726 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:35,500 - It's yours, right? - No. 727 01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:40,833 Go to the Academy Library and study the manuscripts, 728 01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:42,583 if you don't believe me. 729 01:16:42,708 --> 01:16:45,375 The Testament of an Eminescu scholar. 730 01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:49,208 But we're not talking about that. 731 01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:52,916 Not about Eminescu, not about my private life. 732 01:16:53,791 --> 01:17:00,333 What about exposing 12-year-olds to child pornography? 733 01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:03,166 What child pornography? 734 01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:05,208 That live cam thing. 735 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:08,416 They, being children, could see you like that. 736 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:10,416 That's not a live cam! 737 01:17:10,750 --> 01:17:13,375 I exposed them to nothing! 738 01:17:13,916 --> 01:17:17,208 And this is not porn, much less child pornography. 739 01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:21,750 Then what? The Lives of Saints, Egyptian Paterikon? 740 01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:23,791 Bouillon de la culture! 741 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,166 It's not pornography because there is no intent. 742 01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:30,166 Pornography involves a money exchange. 743 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:32,541 - And what if it was? - What if? 744 01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:36,250 - Pornography is bad for children. - Why? 745 01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:39,791 Because it's harmful and damaging! 746 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,875 That's petitio principii, the same thing differently worded. 747 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,083 - Who can prove that statement? - Science. 748 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:51,666 First of all, we're not psychologists or sexologists. 749 01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:58,041 Second, why can you be naked at a nudist beach, but not here or online? 750 01:17:58,291 --> 01:18:02,083 Why do wedding photos show us kissing, but never having sex? 751 01:18:02,291 --> 01:18:04,666 Because it's very bad for children! 752 01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:07,250 Read a newspaper, look it up. 753 01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:10,166 I don't take my children to nudist beaches. 754 01:18:10,291 --> 01:18:14,208 To see perverts wiggling their thingy in the sand. 755 01:18:14,375 --> 01:18:17,625 No, but you could. It's legal. 756 01:18:17,791 --> 01:18:20,000 And you could meet their teacher. 757 01:18:20,583 --> 01:18:23,791 Or Headmistress Cănuță, like I did last summer. 758 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,666 Mr. Buzdrugovici! 759 01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:30,000 By that logic, accuse us of being butt-naked under our clothes! 760 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:32,000 We're doing just that. 761 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:36,000 And I'm sceptical about the science part. 762 01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:42,208 In The Structure of Scientific Revolutions Thomas Kuhn speaks of thought patterns, 763 01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:45,541 of paradigms, not of eternal truths. 764 01:18:45,708 --> 01:18:50,375 What is considered scientifically true now may not be so tomorrow. 765 01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:54,916 I find the whole "science says so" nonsense. 766 01:18:55,041 --> 01:18:57,875 Human knowledge itself is uncertain. 767 01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:01,833 Marius, spare us your mansplaining. 768 01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:07,291 Our children's future is at risk because of this! 769 01:19:08,041 --> 01:19:11,250 This is a prestigious school, 770 01:19:11,416 --> 01:19:14,416 not a den of Gypsies or dung-shovelling peasants. 771 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:20,875 Hey, in Romania the risk of poverty is six times higher in rural areas. 772 01:19:21,041 --> 01:19:24,041 No other EU country has such a gap. 773 01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:26,000 I don't care! 774 01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:29,375 - We want what's best for our children. - Yes. 775 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:33,791 We want Oxford quality, not Babylon Blue. 776 01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:39,541 We must not forget that school involves violence. 777 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:44,625 This sociologist, Sebastian Țoc, says: 778 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:52,583 "Teaching contributes to the reiteration of power relations," 779 01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:55,375 "the foundation of the teaching system." 780 01:19:55,583 --> 01:20:01,583 "In fact, the act of teaching itself is a form of symbolic violence," 781 01:20:01,750 --> 01:20:08,625 "in both the way it is imposed and the delimitation of its scope and target." 782 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:14,250 "It corresponds to the interests of those in power." 783 01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:20,208 "Its end result is that it selects out —" 784 01:20:20,416 --> 01:20:22,208 Good evening. 785 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:25,041 - Ahoj, Carla! - Ahoj. 786 01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:28,208 It's Jiri's mother, the Czech. 787 01:20:29,416 --> 01:20:31,083 - Here. - Thank you. 788 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,958 The Romanian Army reached even the Tatra Mountains! 789 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:42,375 "— those who are not part of the dominant culture." 790 01:20:42,875 --> 01:20:46,250 "Education success depends on prior achievements —" 791 01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:49,208 - Give us a break! - "...in the early years," 792 01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:54,291 "particularly when the education system accepts as a given" 793 01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:57,916 "differences between the children's dispositions." 794 01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:02,541 "These usually depend on their social class." 795 01:21:02,916 --> 01:21:05,208 "For instance, linguistic capital," 796 01:21:05,416 --> 01:21:08,416 "a form of cultural capital which —" 797 01:21:08,583 --> 01:21:12,250 Some progressive intellectual! 798 01:21:12,541 --> 01:21:15,791 Only last year you said all women are sluts. 799 01:21:16,041 --> 01:21:20,250 When we all went for a barbecue during Alternative Teaching Week. 800 01:21:20,666 --> 01:21:26,416 I only said I've never seen a gorgeous woman with a poor man. 801 01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:29,625 - Isn't that the same? - Please. 802 01:21:29,958 --> 01:21:31,625 Enough! 803 01:21:32,666 --> 01:21:38,666 As Mrs. Gott said, we all want what's best for our children. 804 01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:42,333 - It seems she's Karel Gott's niece. - Karel Butt! 805 01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:47,583 What I'd like us to do is to have an informal vote. 806 01:21:49,541 --> 01:21:53,875 I want to know if you parents still believe 807 01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:58,208 that Mrs. Cilibiu should continue to be a teacher here, 808 01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:00,208 at Crainic School. 809 01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:04,500 Because, as educators, we can hold nothing against her. 810 01:22:04,875 --> 01:22:07,833 This incident is external to her duties. 811 01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:10,500 - Only your complaints — - Wait! 812 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:17,500 Before we vote, let's clarify what we are passing judgment on. 813 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:23,166 Since Mrs. Cilibiu says she wasn't the one who uploaded the video, 814 01:22:23,333 --> 01:22:26,583 then she is innocent, in my opinion. 815 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,708 Father, doesn't the Gospel of Matthew say 816 01:22:29,958 --> 01:22:33,375 "Judge not, that ye be not judged"? 817 01:22:33,708 --> 01:22:38,041 "For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged." 818 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:40,208 We don't judge. 819 01:22:40,416 --> 01:22:43,625 - We analyse. - Anal-yse, Father! 820 01:22:45,333 --> 01:22:48,791 It's more "condemn not" than "judge not". 821 01:22:49,041 --> 01:22:51,083 From Tacitus' Annals! 822 01:22:51,291 --> 01:22:53,333 A question, Father. 823 01:22:53,583 --> 01:22:59,500 Let's assume Virgin Mary really had an immaculate conception. 824 01:22:59,791 --> 01:23:04,250 But how did she stay a virgin after birth? 825 01:23:04,541 --> 01:23:09,708 My issue is that Mrs. Cilibiu has lost all credibility with the pupils. 826 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:12,250 Whether online, offline, or underline! 827 01:23:12,416 --> 01:23:13,625 How so? 828 01:23:13,791 --> 01:23:17,500 At 12 or 13, they're already hard to manage. 829 01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:21,958 They'll be busy making fun, not taking you seriously. 830 01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:25,750 First of all, I've built a good relationship with my pupils. 831 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:28,375 They've always respected me. 832 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:32,000 Now you'll have to whip them too. 833 01:23:32,291 --> 01:23:35,125 That whip thing staggered me too. 834 01:23:35,291 --> 01:23:38,541 - Hitting someone like that! - Secondly... 835 01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:44,791 Respecting the teachers is a pupil's duty, not a right. 836 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:49,750 How can they respect you after they saw you with that whip? 837 01:23:50,375 --> 01:23:53,541 And taking it up the ass, pardon my language! 838 01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:56,791 Sure, in our youth we did that and more, 839 01:23:56,958 --> 01:24:00,166 in winter, in those cold apartment blocks of the '80s. 840 01:24:00,291 --> 01:24:05,000 I do hope you're senile, otherwise you'd disgust me! 841 01:24:05,250 --> 01:24:07,291 Though I respect your age! 842 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:13,125 All in all, pupils don't want anything to do with her! 843 01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:16,625 And it wasn't up the ass. It was in her cunt, doggy style. 844 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,166 Really?! 845 01:24:19,083 --> 01:24:23,625 So it's my credibility that worries you? 846 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:27,916 - Let's ask the pupils. - It's not their choice, they're underage. 847 01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:32,125 - Then don't involve them. - I'll involve whomever I want! 848 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:36,750 We decide in their name! For their good! 849 01:24:37,250 --> 01:24:41,000 It's what we all want, as parents. 850 01:24:41,125 --> 01:24:43,000 Who cares what they want? 851 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:48,125 And she's had other misconducts, though less serious. 852 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:53,500 My Irina said she told them grades don't matter! 853 01:24:53,833 --> 01:24:55,708 Poppycock! 854 01:24:57,333 --> 01:25:00,083 - Not true! - So my daughter's a liar? 855 01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:05,041 I told them what matters most is passion for knowledge, not grades. 856 01:25:05,375 --> 01:25:08,375 And I gave Hannah Arendt as an example. 857 01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:11,750 Particularly to girls, who need female role models. 858 01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:15,583 Hannah Arendt said her mother never cared about grades. 859 01:25:15,791 --> 01:25:20,666 She thought it undignified to care about something so minor. 860 01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:24,000 - What matters is knowledge. - How can you say that here? 861 01:25:24,125 --> 01:25:26,833 In our sanctum of knowledge? 862 01:25:27,041 --> 01:25:30,583 Low grades mean a second-rate highschool and a ruined future. 863 01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:34,666 I don't like how she makes them memorise dates, 864 01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:38,708 when they should be preparing for highschool admission. 865 01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:44,041 Our schools encourage memorising instead of thinking. 866 01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:46,916 They go hand in hand. 867 01:25:47,083 --> 01:25:52,416 Here's the opinion of an education specialist, Doru Căstăian. 868 01:25:54,625 --> 01:25:56,541 He says: 869 01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:01,875 "Perhaps the most exasperating cliché" 870 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:08,125 "is about children being forced to memorise, not think." 871 01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:12,208 "But memorisation is not an abomination in itself," 872 01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:17,000 "though the mnemic pressure on our species has dropped." 873 01:26:17,166 --> 01:26:21,083 "Memorisation is, de facto, exercise for the mind." 874 01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:26,750 "Neuroscience shows an active hippocampus stimulates cerebral activity." 875 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:32,375 "We have often observed how the most profound and creative pupils" 876 01:26:32,875 --> 01:26:35,958 "are those who know the most things," 877 01:26:36,166 --> 01:26:39,666 "though their usefulness is not always apparent." 878 01:26:39,791 --> 01:26:41,666 You'll like this one: 879 01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:47,500 "No question is more insinuatingly stupid than 'What good will it do me?'" 880 01:26:48,583 --> 01:26:53,083 "In certain teaching contexts, it is not wrong to ask pupils to memorise." 881 01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:57,000 - "While that is not the only goal" — - Oh please. 882 01:26:57,208 --> 01:27:02,083 "The idea that memorising is useless since information is available online" 883 01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:05,708 "is also wrong and falsely self-obvious." 884 01:27:06,041 --> 01:27:10,583 "It denotes a misunderstanding of how our mind works." 885 01:27:10,791 --> 01:27:17,166 "Our brains are not computers, our memory can't be replaced by external HDDs." 886 01:27:17,666 --> 01:27:21,791 "Each piece of info we memorise is integrated, albeit minimally," 887 01:27:22,041 --> 01:27:27,791 "as living memory is active, while digital memory is passive." 888 01:27:28,166 --> 01:27:30,625 - And this goes on. - It's too long! 889 01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:32,958 - Wait a minute. - But... 890 01:27:33,666 --> 01:27:34,958 Also: 891 01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:39,166 "Strange as some may find it, memorising can stimulate thinking" 892 01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:41,916 "as few other things can." 893 01:27:42,125 --> 01:27:49,958 "What impairs thinking is the lack of the habit to reflect," 894 01:27:50,375 --> 01:27:56,708 "the custom of stopping our mind's flow to go back to what we've learned." 895 01:27:56,916 --> 01:27:59,250 That is a minor issue. 896 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:06,875 But while we're at it, Mr. Otopeanu, myself and others 897 01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:12,583 don't want you indoctrinating our children about the Holocaust. 898 01:28:12,958 --> 01:28:14,208 Right! 899 01:28:14,375 --> 01:28:16,416 Thank you, Father Bârsescu! 900 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,875 Porn Teacher here indoctrinates kids about the Holocaust, 901 01:28:19,958 --> 01:28:24,833 with lies about Romanians killing kikes and crows! 902 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:29,166 - She even badmouthed Marshal Antonescu. - Unacceptable! 903 01:28:29,375 --> 01:28:33,250 As a father, as a man, as an officer in the Romanian Army! 904 01:28:33,375 --> 01:28:34,833 When was that? 905 01:28:36,208 --> 01:28:38,625 On Holocaust Remembrance Day, 906 01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:42,958 I told them about the Romanian army's massacres on the Eastern Front. 907 01:28:43,083 --> 01:28:44,291 Lies! 908 01:28:44,416 --> 01:28:46,000 And about Anne Frank. 909 01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:50,125 - Are you Jewish? - No. Why? 910 01:28:50,416 --> 01:28:54,333 She might as well be Jewish! She's paid by their Mossad! 911 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:59,750 And I find that just as serious as her bunga-bunga on the Internet. 912 01:29:00,125 --> 01:29:05,125 How dare you indoctrinate our children with filthy Jewish propaganda? 913 01:29:05,333 --> 01:29:08,333 Instead of teaching them about Stephen the Great? 914 01:29:08,583 --> 01:29:11,750 What about what Israel does in the Occupied Territories? 915 01:29:11,875 --> 01:29:16,291 - I taught them about Stephen the Great. - And the Occupied Territories? 916 01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:20,000 - It's in their handbooks too. - Enough! 917 01:29:20,791 --> 01:29:26,708 I won't listen to Jewish propaganda in my country, in my children's school! 918 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:31,041 We all know Hitler and the camp commanders were all Jews, 919 01:29:31,166 --> 01:29:34,916 killing their own as an excuse to create Israel! 920 01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:37,083 Did you tell them that too? 921 01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:39,750 I don't teach conspiracy theories. 922 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:43,125 Now teachers are paid by Soros and Bill Gates! 923 01:29:43,291 --> 01:29:49,416 If I sing Holy Fascist Youth, a patriotic song, I get fined! 924 01:29:51,416 --> 01:29:55,750 Sorry we're late, we're coming from the seaside. 925 01:29:56,083 --> 01:29:59,958 But what do I see? Two wonders together! 926 01:30:00,166 --> 01:30:02,833 - For our lovely teacher. - Thank you. 927 01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:06,750 - And for our lovely headmistress. - Please take a seat. 928 01:30:07,208 --> 01:30:12,666 I respect education and your efforts. 929 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:15,958 Then are you a Communist? 930 01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:19,125 Alesia said you read them a story about Bolsheviks. 931 01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:22,500 It was a story by Isaac Babel. 932 01:30:22,666 --> 01:30:25,583 Also to illustrate what history means. 933 01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:29,958 And how it crushes ordinary people, women in this case. 934 01:30:30,166 --> 01:30:33,916 - It's an educative story. - What's it called? 935 01:30:34,083 --> 01:30:36,583 Salt. By Isaac Babel. 936 01:30:36,666 --> 01:30:40,500 - Who, El Zorab? - That's not in the curriculum. 937 01:30:41,375 --> 01:30:45,708 - Then why did you read it to them? - As I said, it's instructive. 938 01:30:45,916 --> 01:30:50,000 What is it about? Mario didn't inform me. 939 01:30:51,750 --> 01:30:55,125 It takes place after the October Revolution, in 1920. 940 01:30:55,416 --> 01:30:59,250 - A poor woman is killed by soldiers. - Sexo-Marxism! 941 01:30:59,833 --> 01:31:06,208 Next you'll tell them about faggots, after the Commies and filthy Gyps! 942 01:31:06,416 --> 01:31:09,375 That's not nice to Mr. Mwikiza. 943 01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:14,583 - I didn't mean he was a Gypsy! - I understand. 944 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:18,666 And you were against the ban on same-sex marriage! 945 01:31:18,791 --> 01:31:20,791 You said so on Facebook! 946 01:31:21,083 --> 01:31:23,333 So? It's my right. 947 01:31:23,625 --> 01:31:25,333 Even so! 948 01:31:25,875 --> 01:31:28,750 I never discussed that with the children. 949 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:33,083 We want no homosexual propaganda in our schools! 950 01:31:33,333 --> 01:31:38,750 There was another case, a teacher showed a film with two homos. 951 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:42,125 Then she claimed they were poets. 952 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:46,416 - If they were lesbians, I'd be in! - Me too! 953 01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:47,625 Zoinks! 954 01:31:48,416 --> 01:31:51,333 Let's get back on track. 955 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,958 - I propose we vote. - Wait. 956 01:31:57,208 --> 01:32:01,000 There's another issue, this is now all over the Internet. 957 01:32:01,250 --> 01:32:05,208 Other parents are sharing things on Facebook and WhatsApp. 958 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:10,541 "Teacher Slut Sucks Cock with Jizz Around Her Mouth". 959 01:32:10,750 --> 01:32:12,000 Where? 960 01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:14,875 It's on the parents' WhatsApp group. 961 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,791 It's even in the media, listen to this: 962 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:22,291 "Porn Teacher: School by Day, Online Banging by Night". 963 01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:25,500 - Where's that? - In a tabloid. 964 01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:29,541 "Teacher... on the Internet..." 965 01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:33,166 "...discovered by her underage pupils." 966 01:32:33,375 --> 01:32:38,333 "Close sources describe her as a decent woman," 967 01:32:38,583 --> 01:32:42,083 "adding they wouldn't have thought her capable of this." 968 01:32:42,250 --> 01:32:47,833 "'I couldn't believe it,' stated Mr. Nițescu, Biology teacher." 969 01:32:48,041 --> 01:32:53,083 "She is a respectful lady, serious, modest." 970 01:32:53,291 --> 01:32:56,000 "The pandemic must have clouded her mind." 971 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:12,208 It seems Havel had a teacher like that too. 972 01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:14,000 Macron too! 973 01:33:14,125 --> 01:33:17,125 - It seems she's Karel Gott's niece. - Karel Butt. 974 01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:20,625 I told the teachers not to talk to the media. 975 01:33:20,791 --> 01:33:26,916 "Deputy Headmaster Ghițescu states the Disciplinary Commission will convene," 976 01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:31,333 "there will be a hearing and legal measures will be taken." 977 01:33:31,541 --> 01:33:33,708 "'I am utterly shocked.'" 978 01:33:33,916 --> 01:33:37,541 "'The teacher in question has never been improper.'" 979 01:33:37,708 --> 01:33:41,125 "'She is an experienced teacher, the pupils respect her,'" 980 01:33:41,250 --> 01:33:44,833 "'she's even participated in projects with EU funding.'" 981 01:33:44,958 --> 01:33:49,416 "Could the pictures have been manipulated?" 982 01:33:49,708 --> 01:33:53,041 "'It does seem to be herself, but I can't be sure,'" 983 01:33:53,083 --> 01:33:56,708 "'with all the things happening on the Internet.'" 984 01:33:56,875 --> 01:34:02,333 "It seems the teacher also works as a porn actress." 985 01:34:04,541 --> 01:34:07,125 "on websites in the Netherlands and Germany." 986 01:34:07,375 --> 01:34:10,208 - That's not true! - Tabloids. 987 01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:14,000 This is embarrassing all of us! 988 01:34:14,166 --> 01:34:18,083 - My old mother could read this! - Someone defends her. 989 01:34:18,333 --> 01:34:23,041 And "Long John Silver" replies: 990 01:34:23,416 --> 01:34:27,291 "I piss on all these feminazis" 991 01:34:27,541 --> 01:34:30,833 "and on the slut journalists at this assrag newspaper." 992 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:35,791 "Suck my cock, leftist, politically correct shit-eating scum!" 993 01:34:36,083 --> 01:34:39,125 "I shit on cunt-whipped men who" — 994 01:34:39,333 --> 01:34:42,916 Please, enough! 995 01:34:46,083 --> 01:34:50,041 - There's fresh news every day. - Fox News! 996 01:34:50,333 --> 01:34:54,416 We think we're important, but the world forgets us. 997 01:34:56,791 --> 01:35:02,666 They say Pontius Pilate was asked, years after Jesus' crucifixion, 998 01:35:02,791 --> 01:35:04,291 if he regretted it. 999 01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:08,250 So he tries hard to remember. 1000 01:35:09,750 --> 01:35:11,875 But he can't remember the case! 1001 01:35:12,041 --> 01:35:15,500 Jesus hadn't been someone important to him. 1002 01:35:15,708 --> 01:35:18,333 - Us even less. - We hope! 1003 01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:23,041 Teacher, is it true you're a porn actress? 1004 01:35:24,875 --> 01:35:29,291 Of course not. Despite your lecherous grin. 1005 01:35:29,916 --> 01:35:31,833 Just asking. 1006 01:35:32,791 --> 01:35:36,000 - Let's put this to a vote. - Yes! 1007 01:35:36,291 --> 01:35:41,375 I need to inform the Commission of the parents' position. 1008 01:35:42,958 --> 01:35:48,000 Three possible endings 1009 01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:54,000 ...The film was but a joke. 1010 01:35:54,208 --> 01:35:58,375 Hands up if you want Mrs. Cilibiu — one moment! — 1011 01:35:58,583 --> 01:36:01,708 to be removed as a teacher of this school. 1012 01:36:01,916 --> 01:36:03,708 So against her? 1013 01:36:07,958 --> 01:36:09,833 13. 1014 01:36:10,041 --> 01:36:16,000 Now those in favour of Mrs. Cilibiu remaining here. 1015 01:36:20,375 --> 01:36:22,083 - 15. - Yes! 1016 01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:25,041 Surrendering, Lieutenant? 1017 01:36:25,750 --> 01:36:31,000 The Romanian Army never surrenders! It redeploys to strategic positions! 1018 01:36:33,041 --> 01:36:37,500 So Mrs. Cilibiu will remain with us as a teacher. 1019 01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:42,666 - Whore! - Please! 1020 01:36:43,041 --> 01:36:48,916 We hope she will refrain from any such... incidents, so to say. 1021 01:36:49,583 --> 01:36:51,208 A hope in a-hole! 1022 01:36:51,375 --> 01:36:55,541 And that she will be the same dedicated teacher. 1023 01:36:56,000 --> 01:37:01,791 I've always appreciated her professional slogan: 1024 01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:04,041 Non scholae, sed vitae! 1025 01:37:04,083 --> 01:37:07,125 Then I'm withdrawing my child from this school! 1026 01:37:07,333 --> 01:37:11,541 - Me too! - I won't let a filthy slut teach her! 1027 01:37:12,583 --> 01:37:15,750 I'll go to the police, this is unacceptable! 1028 01:37:17,416 --> 01:37:19,583 Wait a moment! 1029 01:37:20,250 --> 01:37:21,916 The vote was biased. 1030 01:37:22,166 --> 01:37:27,250 Some parents are absent. For some pupils, both parents are here. 1031 01:37:27,416 --> 01:37:28,958 Besides, 1032 01:37:29,750 --> 01:37:32,250 some here are grandparents. 1033 01:37:33,416 --> 01:37:36,250 And I've noticed men mostly voted for her. 1034 01:37:38,375 --> 01:37:41,375 They're hoping she'll do them too. 1035 01:37:41,750 --> 01:37:44,208 How dare you talk like that? 1036 01:37:44,375 --> 01:37:47,000 How dare you, filthy cocksucker! 1037 01:37:47,166 --> 01:37:48,250 Zoinks! 1038 01:37:48,541 --> 01:37:52,625 She is our children's teacher! Show some respect! 1039 01:37:53,083 --> 01:37:57,416 Some people act all upright, but behind closed doors... 1040 01:37:57,750 --> 01:38:00,416 Perverted, cock-hungry whores! 1041 01:38:00,541 --> 01:38:03,250 - Mr. Otopeanu, enough! - How dare you? 1042 01:38:03,500 --> 01:38:07,291 This won't do, we had an agreement! 1043 01:38:08,333 --> 01:38:10,958 - We voted! - Mask! 1044 01:38:11,250 --> 01:38:12,750 Didn't we agree? 1045 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:16,083 We didn't agree to be offended by this slut! 1046 01:38:16,291 --> 01:38:19,291 - Porn Teacher, indeed! - Really? 1047 01:38:20,041 --> 01:38:25,000 I wasn't a slut when you tried to bribe me to let your brat pass. 1048 01:38:25,208 --> 01:38:28,791 - You throw bribes left and right. - Small gifts! 1049 01:38:28,958 --> 01:38:31,583 They're called bribes, Madam. 1050 01:38:31,791 --> 01:38:34,291 And you resort to bribery! 1051 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:40,208 You passed yourself off as Roma so your child could get to a good school. 1052 01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:45,583 - Not true. - Thus taking a poor Roma child's place! 1053 01:38:46,375 --> 01:38:47,583 You're filth! 1054 01:38:48,041 --> 01:38:50,625 I'll make you swallow that, bitch! 1055 01:38:50,791 --> 01:38:52,916 You heard me, idiot! 1056 01:38:53,166 --> 01:38:56,125 Acting so high and mighty, bribing left and right! 1057 01:38:56,208 --> 01:39:00,041 You call the government corrupt, but you want a slice of the pie! 1058 01:39:00,250 --> 01:39:02,666 And pry into people's intimacy like pigs! 1059 01:39:13,541 --> 01:39:15,583 Back to reason, ladies! 1060 01:39:18,125 --> 01:39:20,708 Show some respect, ladies! 1061 01:39:22,750 --> 01:39:24,958 You're acting like Gypsies! 1062 01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:27,416 Some teacher! 1063 01:39:31,208 --> 01:39:33,791 Please go back to your seats. 1064 01:39:34,416 --> 01:39:36,583 Check if she's injured. 1065 01:39:37,958 --> 01:39:40,625 Calm down, take deep breaths. 1066 01:39:44,375 --> 01:39:48,333 ...We've only kept you a moment. 1067 01:39:51,125 --> 01:39:55,000 - You won't be voting. - But Mum said to vote against. 1068 01:39:55,958 --> 01:39:59,125 Your mum should have been here, not at home, texting. 1069 01:39:59,916 --> 01:40:02,750 WhatsApp votes will not be counted. 1070 01:40:02,833 --> 01:40:06,833 All parents should have attended our debate of ideas. 1071 01:40:10,166 --> 01:40:13,500 - Grandparents don't vote either. - How so? 1072 01:40:14,125 --> 01:40:17,583 You, Mr. Axinte, for always being so industrious 1073 01:40:17,750 --> 01:40:20,541 and, Schrödinger's cat-like, 1074 01:40:20,750 --> 01:40:25,708 having both a daughter and a granddaughter in this class, 1075 01:40:26,708 --> 01:40:29,000 get to vote, but only for your daughter. 1076 01:40:29,125 --> 01:40:31,000 Good breeder! 1077 01:40:31,083 --> 01:40:36,625 That's not fair, I could have called my daughter to vote as mother! 1078 01:40:37,083 --> 01:40:41,000 - Well, you only get one vote. - Karel Throat! 1079 01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:45,625 Who wants Mrs. — one moment! — 1080 01:40:45,791 --> 01:40:51,125 — Mrs. Cilibiu staying as your children's teacher? 1081 01:40:51,541 --> 01:40:53,375 We want her to stay! 1082 01:40:56,083 --> 01:40:58,833 10. And those against? 1083 01:41:00,500 --> 01:41:03,000 We won't be guinea pigs For a simple flu! 1084 01:41:03,958 --> 01:41:05,625 14! 1085 01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:11,583 I'm sorry, Emi. 1086 01:41:12,250 --> 01:41:15,541 I think it's more fair if you resign. 1087 01:41:15,708 --> 01:41:19,083 The parents have made their choice. 1088 01:41:20,125 --> 01:41:21,291 Right. 1089 01:41:23,291 --> 01:41:25,833 - I will. - Consummatum est! 1090 01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:29,625 To quote Thomas Aquinas when he ate a pike. 1091 01:41:29,750 --> 01:41:31,625 Wait a moment. 1092 01:41:35,916 --> 01:41:37,583 I am sorry. 1093 01:41:38,791 --> 01:41:41,083 Crawl out of here! 1094 01:41:53,125 --> 01:42:00,500 ...The film was but a joke, And here it ends. 1095 01:42:02,083 --> 01:42:04,625 There's more of us by far. 1096 01:42:05,291 --> 01:42:07,875 - 14. - Run off home, slut! 1097 01:42:07,958 --> 01:42:09,958 There we have it. 1098 01:42:12,125 --> 01:42:14,833 - I'm sorry, Emi. - Teacher! 1099 01:42:15,250 --> 01:42:19,125 What hurts more than defeat Or my wounds, or my plight 1100 01:42:19,291 --> 01:42:24,583 Are these loathsome arms Now refusing to fight! 1101 01:42:26,041 --> 01:42:28,958 I'll ask you to resign, I — 1102 01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:34,875 Is anything wrong? 1103 01:42:51,708 --> 01:42:53,500 I told you she's a Jew! 1104 01:43:09,275 --> 01:43:11,100 What is she doing to him?