1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:03,294 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -NARRATOR: Previously, on a very special Clone High. 2 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:05,797 The school was overrun by wild animals, 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,299 and I'm not just talking about the students. 4 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,969 Toussaint and his falcon swooped in on Harriet. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,470 Confucius couldn't bear it, 6 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:15,807 so he brought in his bear and bared his bare chest. 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,643 Turns out, the guy's got some pythons! 8 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,311 Meanwhile, the Bleacher Creatures 9 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,022 had some actual snakes. 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,816 It's a circus, y'all! Am I the ringleader? 11 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:26,026 I don't know. 12 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,486 But I am wearing a top hat and tails. 13 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,654 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 14 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,323 ♪ ("FOREVER YOUNG" BY REACHBACK PLAYING) ♪ 15 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:34,659 You smell that? Love is in the air. 16 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:37,495 Just like this sign we spent all night making. 17 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:40,373 I've never been prouder of anything that we've ever-- 18 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,334 -♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ -What the fuck, bro? 19 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,752 CLONE 1: Oh my God, it's Confucius! 20 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,128 CLONE 2: He's so hot now! 21 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,130 -CLONE 3: Oh my God, yes! -(CLONES CHEER, GIGGLE) 22 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,633 Don't worry, ladies, there's six of me to go around. 23 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,303 (GASPS) I looked directly at it! (SIGHS) 24 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,180 Here you are, my Valentine. 25 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,807 Five shots of espresso with a drop of water. 26 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:00,602 We've been officially dating one day and you already know 27 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,854 my favorite drink is a short Americano? 28 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:03,938 Also known as... 29 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,147 BOTH: A Danny DeVito! 30 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,483 And I love to eat it with a... 31 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:07,817 BOTH: Low-fat yogurt parfait, 32 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,903 blueberries only, and with a bamboo spoon 33 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,738 because, you know, the Earth is dying. 34 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,198 -Uh, dur. -Duh! 35 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,617 -(BOTH LAUGH) -♪ (SOFT POP SONG PLAYING) ♪ 36 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,495 Harriet with Toussaint? Matching shirts? 37 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:23,208 Matching coffees? Oh, no! My ex-girlf has a new boyf. 38 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,085 And it's Valentine's Day... 39 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,378 Week! 40 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:30,215 Abs, be strong. We can't let her see our pain. 41 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,550 -(CRYING) -No, Dominic. Roman, come back. 42 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,345 Hobbs! Shaw! No! Letty Ortiz! 43 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,473 -(SIGHS) Just go, Leon. -♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 44 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,433 ♪ ("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG" BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪ 45 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:44,437 ♪ Way, way back in the 1980s Secret government employees ♪ 46 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,357 ♪ Dug up Famous guys and ladies ♪ 47 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:50,402 ♪ And made amusing Genetic copies ♪ 48 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:53,238 ♪ Then the clones As teens were frozen ♪ 49 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:56,074 ♪ Thawed out decades later Why? ♪ 50 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:59,077 ♪ Back for reasons They're not disclosin' ♪ 51 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:05,291 ♪ Giving high school Another try ♪ 52 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:11,131 ♪ It's time To watch Clone High ♪ 53 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:17,429 ♪ Energetic and engaging Clone High ♪ 54 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:24,477 ♪ Our angst is entertaining Clone High ♪ 55 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,272 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 56 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:29,899 ♪ (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 57 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,610 -(KEYS CLACKING) -(TYPEWRITER DINGS) 58 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:41,286 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 59 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:46,458 -(GASPS) -(TIRES SCREECH) 60 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,460 (LOUD CLANGING) 61 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:49,627 (DOG BARKS) 62 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,978 -♪ (CHEERFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -(DOG BARKS) 63 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,521 JOAN OF ARC: "Dear Joan of Arc, 64 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,482 your short film has been accepted 65 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:14,486 at the Wes Anderson Cinemamaking Fellowship for Twee Visionaries 66 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:18,490 in Prague. Please send reply by carrier pigeon festooned 67 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,116 in a turquoise bow tie." 68 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,744 Oh my God! My film got accepted! 69 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:27,332 All I have to do is... pay the 2,000-dollar entry fee? 70 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:31,044 Where am I gonna get that kinda cash? (GROANS) 71 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,671 -Oh. Hey, Joan. -(DUCKS QUACK) 72 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,298 Confucius, what are you doing here? 73 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,218 Ah, tearing up my money and feeding it to the ducks. 74 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,762 -(DUCKS QUACK) -It kinda cheers me up. 75 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:43,139 Why do you need cheering up? Last time I checked, 76 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:45,350 you were the richest, most popular guy at school. 77 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,186 It's just, seeing Harriet with Toussaint together 78 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,355 during Valentine's Day Week is killing me. 79 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,232 I wish she could see me with someone 80 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:55,192 and feel the same way. God, I'm a monster! 81 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,237 Look, I have real-world problems. 82 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:01,116 I need money to pay my way to an independent film festival. 83 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,701 Wait, I have money! 84 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,662 I know! The ducks are choking on it. 85 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,789 -(COUGHS) -We could make a deal. 86 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,708 I'll give you the money for your festival trip 87 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,210 if you pretend to date me to make Harriet jealous. 88 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,838 Who would believe someone super wealthy like you 89 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,423 would date someone super not wealthy like me? 90 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,134 We'll have to do something many say 91 00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:21,386 is the hardest job in the world. 92 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,513 -♪ (GRANDIOSE FANFARE PLAYS) ♪ -Acting. 93 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:26,391 Harriet's my friend, I don't want to hurt her. 94 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,268 Or make her hate me again. 95 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,730 But if you can get her back with the right guy, me, 96 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,898 she'll thank you! So, what do you say? 97 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,067 You want people to see your exciting movie, right? 98 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,738 It's a film and it's boring. 99 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:43,074 -You got yourself a deal. -Great! Let's make it official. 100 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,076 -(DOG WHISTLE BLOWS) -♪ (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 101 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,536 CONFUCIUS: My family uses this dog 102 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,038 for all of our sensitive material. 103 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,665 -He's very discreet. -Yeah, we've met. 104 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,462 Our secret's safe in here, good sir. 105 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,422 Pleasure doing business with you, madam. 106 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,215 Crap, I took the dog's pen. 107 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,717 (DOG GROWLS) 108 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,260 ♪ ("KISS YOU" BY SUNSHINE STATE PLAYING) ♪ 109 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,054 -♪ I just wanna kiss you... ♪ -The results are in. 110 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,347 And it was a three-way tie 111 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,891 for the theme of this year's Valentine's Day Week Dance. 112 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,267 -♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ -So we're going with 113 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:13,730 "Under the Sea slash Romance in Paris slash Space Odyssey." 114 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,857 Bring a date, or else! 115 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:19,235 After all, it's Valentine's Day! A celebration of love 116 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,946 and making people feel bad about being single! 117 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,699 -(SONG RESUMES) -♪ I just wanna kiss you ♪ 118 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,619 ♪ I just wanna kiss you ♪ 119 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,288 ♪ And now I'm gonna miss you... ♪ 120 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,791 Wanna go to the dance, my big brow baby? 121 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,585 -Hell yeah, you bad bitch. -Muah. 122 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:36,795 ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 123 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,588 Dang it! Everyone's getting a date 124 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,216 to the Valentine's Day Dance except for me. 125 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:44,469 You'll find someone, Abe. Don't be so hard on yourself. 126 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,972 Yep, I said "hard on" and didn't make a sex pun. 127 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:51,017 'Cause Jesus is my pun. (SIGHS) 128 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,185 I don't know. 129 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:54,688 I think the only way I could find a date at this point 130 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:58,525 is if a new girl walked in that door right now. 131 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,652 -(WINDOW OPENING) -(GRUNTS) 132 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,654 ♪ (GENTLE POP SONG PLAYING) ♪ 133 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:04,364 Hi, there. It's my first day 134 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,324 and I could not find the entrance. 135 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:10,912 Better get the prescription checked. (LAUGHS MANICALLY) 136 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:13,790 Sorry, some people say my laugh is a little manic 137 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,000 and pixie-like. 138 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,376 (MARY) Anyway, I'll be right back. 139 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,503 I left my tuba outside. 140 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,921 (QUIRKY VOICE) "I can't quit you, window!" 141 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,173 (CHUCKLES) Like the movie? (GRUNTS) 142 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,591 -♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ -(LOUD THUD) 143 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:26,136 Oh, she's perfect! This is my chance. 144 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,805 I just gotta finish this tuna-anchovy hoagie 145 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,348 and then I'll ask her out. 146 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,100 (INHALES, GULPS) 147 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,893 (EXHALES) What should I say? 148 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,186 Just be a gentleman. 149 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,188 Ask her what her favorite hymn is. 150 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,190 I mean, not as in male companion "him" 151 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,943 but as in a song that doesn't rhyme. 152 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,529 Don't tell him that. Tell him ladies love a man 153 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:47,032 who constantly talks about his trouser snake. 154 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,534 Sorry, JFK doesn't listen to you anymore! 155 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,996 Fine, I, er, uh, will go tell him myself. 156 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,123 What? You can't just switch shoulders. 157 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,043 Oh, hello, magic shoulder bird. 158 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,379 Girls love a bad boy, Abe. (LAUGHS) 159 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,382 JFK, I have to, er, uh, save a soul. 160 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,384 You're on your own for a bit. 161 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,220 No little guys judging my every move? 162 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,972 Works for me! 163 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,016 Abe, girls love good boys. 164 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,227 Trust me, if you wanna bag her, you gotta be a douchebag. 165 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,854 -Nice-bag! -Dickwad! 166 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,606 -Kind-wad! -(GROANS) 167 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,776 Got my tuba! It's a miniature. I had it custom made. 168 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,569 Guys, this might not be the best time to do-- 169 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,237 -Are you okay? -♪ (SONG RESUMES) ♪ 170 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,906 Oh, sorry, I got a bad headache. 171 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,449 Oh, I get those. 172 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,201 Can I play a soothing little tune 173 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,869 that always makes me feel better? 174 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,120 -(INHALES DEEPLY) -♪ (TUBA PLAYING) ♪ 175 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,122 -ANGEL: Tell her you're on the path of righteousness. -Uh-huh. 176 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,582 DEVIL: ...till her barn door busts open! 177 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,417 ANGEL: ...platonically until your union 178 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,586 -is officially recognized by God. -Put your wang 179 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,089 -in a popcorn bucket! Yahtzee! -...and then you want to give her 20 children. 180 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,883 -(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) -Oh! Gotta go. (PANTS) 181 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:50,261 -My name's Mary, by the way. -Abe, me name! 182 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,055 Perfect. Now, we have enough time 183 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,932 to get you a brand-new leather jacket! 184 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,600 Shouldn't you be getting back to JFK? 185 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,436 Ah, he can handle a little existential void. 186 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,106 Let him, er, uh, think for himself for a while. 187 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,525 I am gonna flip over this desk! 188 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,235 -(THUD) -Ha-ha! 189 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,903 I felt nothing! 190 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,116 Scudworth, there is a surprisingly attractive woman 191 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,575 asking for you. 192 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:16,246 It's her! My internet date for the school dance is here! 193 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:19,582 -How do I look? And smell? -Like hot dog water. 194 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,793 Perfect! Bring her in, Mr. B. 195 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,588 ♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 196 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:29,634 (MOANS, GIGGLES IN SLOW MOTION) 197 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,345 -(SLAPS) -(BOING) 198 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,474 -♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -My dear! It is you! 199 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,227 You are finally here in person, S. Kunk! 200 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,274 S. Kunk? That's an unusual name. 201 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,609 I brought you a bouquet, Cinnamon. 202 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,070 Oh, no. 203 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,990 What a beautiful and unique bouquet! 204 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:55,452 (SNIFFS) Why this flora is so sparkly, it's-- 205 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,245 -(EXPLOSION) -Ow! 206 00:08:57,328 --> 00:09:00,206 I just-- Oh, God! 207 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,626 Try and catch me, bitch! 208 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,170 -(SPRAY HISSING) -(SCREAMS) No! 209 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,255 Skunky Poo! 210 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,841 (SIGHS) Here we go again. 211 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,760 ♪ (JAUNTY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 212 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,014 ♪ (JAUNTY MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 213 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,017 Okay, are you sure you're ready for this? 214 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,644 Once the plan's in motion, there's no turning back. 215 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,105 Hey, I signed the contract, didn't I? 216 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,566 I'm in, boyfriend. 217 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,069 Then I'm in too, girlfriend. 218 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,362 Let's do this! 219 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,863 ♪ ("BAD FOR YOU" BY SLACKS PLAYING) ♪ 220 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:32,989 (CLONES GASP) 221 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,033 CLONE 1: Alas. 222 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,743 CLONE 2 : Joan and Confucius are together? 223 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,120 -I did not see this coming! -Why do they keep putting signs 224 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,413 in front of the door? 225 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,379 Confucius is with Joan? 226 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,215 BOTH: And they're walking in slo-mo? 227 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,217 The term is slo-mo sexual. 228 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,718 -(BOTH GASP) -(CUPS SHATTERING) 229 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,639 -(ALL GASP) -♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 230 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:01,518 You two? A couple? (SCOFFS) Seriously? 231 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,145 A slay with a certified nay? 232 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,231 We're two lovers 233 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,234 who are going to the dance together as lovers. 234 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,945 Yup. Lovers! (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) 235 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:15,490 My ex-boyf and my on-again, off-again BFF together? 236 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,075 I mean, I-- I don't care at all 237 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,369 but, like, are you f'ing kidding me? 238 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:22,247 You sound-- how do you say? Like you care. 239 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,082 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 240 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,501 Confucius and I were never on the same page, 241 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,253 like, whereas you and I are like... 242 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,964 BOTH: Two beans in a pod. 'cause we both hate peas! 243 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:31,965 Exactly. 244 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:35,885 Look at you, with your hair and your face. 245 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,804 I am noticing and touching your hair 246 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,764 and face as well, oh, lover of mine. 247 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,058 -(MOANS SOFTLY) -Something feels off here. 248 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,352 Real couples are so into each other, 249 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,229 it's like their bodies become one. 250 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,566 -(BOTH MOAN) -(JOAN GROANS) 251 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,027 -CLEOPATRA: See? -(FRIDA KAHLO MOANS) 252 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:57,073 Our public displays of affection tend to be more private. 253 00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,285 'Cause things tend to get pretty graphic. 254 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,370 Every genital is in play. 255 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,622 Come on, babe. Let's get out of eye shot 256 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,043 and ear shot and nose shot. 257 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,419 (CLEO AND FRIDA GROAN) 258 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,296 ♪ ("GONNA MAKE IT SOMEHOW" BY WOLFGANG BLACK PLAYING) ♪ 259 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,298 ♪ I'm still dreaming of the... ♪ 260 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,967 Hey, Mary. I see you like water, huh? 261 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,093 I was wondering, 262 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,596 "water" your plans for the school dance? 263 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,306 -♪ (SONG STOPS) ♪ -You gotta do better than that. 264 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:25,143 Tell her you want to see her H2-Oh-face. 265 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,687 No, tell her that you celebrate body positivity 266 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,856 and loathe toxic masculinity. 267 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,317 Wait, he can't say those words just because he thinks 268 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,652 that's what she wants to hear. It's manipulative! 269 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,447 (DEEP VOICE) Who cares? Whatever it takes, baby! 270 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,491 (HIGH VOICE) No, it has to be sincere! 271 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,159 (HIGHER VOICE) What if he expresses his intention, 272 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,702 then fulfills the promise? 273 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,038 (DEEPER VOICE) What if he does this... (SNARLS) 274 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,165 Hey, you're wasting your time over that shoulder. 275 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,875 -Come over here! -Hell yeah. 276 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,294 -Fuck you guys. -(GRUNTS) 277 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,504 -(GROANS) -Disgusting! 278 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:53,797 Well, I never! 279 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,048 DEVIL: They're just jealous losers! 280 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,841 -ANGEL: You should be ashamed of yourselves. -Are you okay? 281 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,176 Huh? Oh, hi, Mary! 282 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,427 -TINY DEVIL: Suck it. -Leave me alone! 283 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,514 Okay. Sorry. Bad time, none of my business. 284 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:06,309 -No, not you! Wait! Mary! -Nothing matters, baby! 285 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,853 -Tell 'em, Nietzsche! -Embrace the chaos! 286 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,815 JFK: Ich bin ein Berliner! I'm a jelly donut! 287 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:17,195 (SIGHS) So, you answered an ad from someone named "S. Kunk" 288 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,907 and it didn't occur to you that it was Skunky Poo? 289 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,827 You would have fallen in love too, Mr. B! 290 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,496 -Read this. I am not a fool. -♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 291 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,665 "Cinnamon, I dream to fall asleep in your arms 292 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,000 -as the moon rises..." -(GROANS) 293 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,794 "...and wake again in those loving arms as the sun rises." 294 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,504 I mean, it's not great. 295 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,840 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -It's fucking beautiful, okay? 296 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,884 MR. BUTLERTRON: But look at all the misspellings! 297 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,678 I'm going to write to the dating website 298 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,848 to inform them. Let me just take this pen. 299 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,392 Dearest Highschoolprincipalinlove.biz--" 300 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,893 (EXPLOSION) 301 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:54,733 -You really didn't see that? -You are so stupid. 302 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,361 -Try to catch me, bitch! -No! 303 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,071 -(SKUNKY POO LAUGHS) -Skunky Poo! Why? 304 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,157 You need help. You do! 305 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,908 -(SNIFFLES) -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 306 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,912 (WHIMPERS) I do need help! 307 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,956 How could you write those words to me 308 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,458 and not feel something? 309 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,376 I did feel something. 310 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,962 I don't know what's wrong with me. 311 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:20,800 Anytime I have something good, I blow it up for a cheap laugh. 312 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,261 But I'm crying on the inside. 313 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,429 Bitch! 314 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:28,350 We will get you that help, S. Kunk. 315 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,560 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 316 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,356 (BOTH SNIFFLE) 317 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,316 (SKUNKY POO WHIMPERS) 318 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:43,907 Thank you, Scudworth. I really do want to change. 319 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,742 I believe in you, Skunky Poo. 320 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:49,454 (SOBS, SNIFFLES) 321 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,461 She'll never change. 322 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,630 You are so cynical, Mr. B, you know that? 323 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,090 That is no way to go through life. 324 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,466 True love conquers all. 325 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,135 That's what I have for Skunky Poo! 326 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,012 -(EXPLOSION) -PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH: Oh, fuck! 327 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,181 (OPEN CAR DOOR ALARM BEEPING) 328 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,432 Sorry! 329 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,143 -(GRUMBLES) -Force of habit! 330 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,187 -(WATER LAPPING) -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 331 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,605 Do you think everyone bought it? 332 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,608 The nuzzling and the hands in each other's pockets? 333 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,651 It's a good start 334 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,486 but we'll have to step it up at the dance. 335 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,613 Like Channing Tatum in a Channing Tatum movie. 336 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,740 We have to be convincingly in love, 337 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,117 so just stare into my eyes 338 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,952 and think of something you really love. 339 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,329 ♪ (SOFT PULSING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 340 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,833 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -(LAUGHS) 341 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,002 I was thinking of this FlipFlop video I love 342 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,295 where this toddler has a knife and his mom is like, 343 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:42,007 "Put that knife down!" And then it just suddenly ends. 344 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,092 Focus, this is important! 345 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,428 ♪ (SOFT PULSING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 346 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,180 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -(LAUGHS) Sorry. 347 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,515 That reminded me of a video 348 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,975 where this family is having a picnic 349 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,893 and a little monkey steals their knife 350 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,437 and it suddenly ends. (LAUGHS) 351 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,814 (LAUGHS) God, I love an abrupt ending. 352 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,441 -(LAUGHS) Me too. -(LAUGHS) 353 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,193 And I thought you only watched pretentious art house films. 354 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,195 Ouch, is that really what you think of me? 355 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,697 Oh, I don't mean it in a bad way. 356 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,575 I just know how important this film festival is to you. 357 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,994 It's not really about the film festival. 358 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,912 It's just, ever since I was unfrozen, 359 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,081 I've been so caught up in my friends. 360 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,000 Making friends, betraying friends, 361 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,168 making new friends, 362 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,878 turning my back on those friends. 363 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,714 I just want to get back to my cool indie girl roots 364 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,467 when I didn't care if I even had friends. 365 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,634 I get that. 366 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,054 I wish I didn't care so much about getting Harriet back. 367 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,931 It's just, being with her was the closest I ever felt 368 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,059 to being loved by someone other than my stylist 369 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,394 and nutritionist, and of course, all the Russian bots 370 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,188 I don't have the heart to block. 371 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,566 But Harriet still cheated. Maybe I'm just not lovable. 372 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,526 But... (SCOFFS LIGHTLY) ...you're the most lovable guy 373 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,403 -I've ever met. -Really? 374 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,031 Well, you're the coolest indie girl I've ever seen! 375 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,034 And I've seen Juliette Lewis pee in a trough at Sundance! 376 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,661 And also at the House of Blues. 377 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,830 ♪ (SOFT PULSING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 378 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,919 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -(CLEARS THROAT) Well, uh, I think we got it. 379 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,045 The look. 380 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,673 Yeah, we super-duper got it. 381 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,717 So, we will meet at the dance tonight 382 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,135 and make Harriet jealous. 383 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,304 Great. And what do we do right now? 384 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,264 -Abrupt ending? -Ye-- 385 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,933 ♪ (POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 386 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,185 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 387 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,812 CONFUCIUS: Joan! Up here! 388 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,907 You look... great. 389 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,451 I didn't even know there was a stairway there. 390 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,953 CONFUCIUS: Oh, they put 'em all over the dance 391 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,788 so people could have great entrances. 392 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,207 Ready to pretend we like-like each other? 393 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,752 Ready. To pretend. One thing! 394 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,089 I never actually dance at dances. 395 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,799 We gotta make it believable. 396 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:51,219 True, but, uh, I can't really dance in these. 397 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,931 Well, then I can't dance in these. 398 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,016 (GLASS SHATTERING) 399 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,517 -(LOUD THUD) -(CLONE SCREAMS) 400 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,395 (JOAN GIGGLES) 401 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,605 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -BOTH: Oh! 402 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,566 BOTH: Are you leading? I thought I was. 403 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,692 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 404 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,111 BOTH: We keep saying the same thing at the same time. 405 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,487 -Oh! -BOTH: We did it again. 406 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:13,241 BOTH: This is funny and not frustrating at all. 407 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:16,618 BOTH: Pickle! Hiccup! Smorgasbord! Ah! 408 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:20,205 (BOTH LAUGH) 409 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,792 They're doing such different things, but it-- 410 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,961 it works. 411 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,714 Like puzzle pieces that fit perfectly. 412 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,341 You all right, mon chérie? 413 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,925 I noticed you said something to yourself, 414 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,178 which makes it harder for me to speak at the same time. 415 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,929 Yeah, everything's fine. I'm just... 416 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,139 BOTH: Having a moment! 417 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,349 Ah, that's better. 418 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,516 Okay. 419 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,189 Hi, Mary. I know it's last minute, 420 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,191 but I've been dying to ask you to the dance 421 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,609 from the moment we met. 422 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,069 You sound like a cuck, bro. 423 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,403 You sound like a handsome gentleman. 424 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,571 -I borrowed... -Give her a corsage! 425 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,365 -...my Uncle Giuseppe's funeral suit... -Hump her leg! 426 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,824 -...for a reason. -Ask her to get married! 427 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,701 -MEDIUM DEVIL: Hey, what are-- -TINY ANGEL: It's so dark! 428 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,119 -(ANGELS AND DEVILS CLAMORING) -Quiet! 429 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,330 -♪ (SOFT UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Abe, is that you? 430 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:04,501 Hey, Mary? I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 431 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,961 I've been getting a lot of advice from a lot of people 432 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,631 on what I should say to you, but really all you need to know 433 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,258 is I'm a stupid awkward virgin 434 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,219 who says the wrong thing a lot 435 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,388 and may have killed an old lady with a kiss. 436 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,973 Is there any chance you might wanna go to the dance with me? 437 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,600 No. 438 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:24,396 Oh. Okay. I get it. It was a stupid idea. 439 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,814 Wait. 440 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,232 (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING) 441 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,527 I can't because I was making tuna-anchovy hoagies 442 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,654 and I was waiting for the blue cheese to melt. 443 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,073 I love tuna-anchovy hoagies! 444 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,034 Every school I've ever been to, people make me feel 445 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,412 like a weirdo. But when I'm with you, 446 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:43,123 I don't feel like the weird one at all. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 447 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,458 I wish I could say I was doing it on purpose. 448 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,419 You don't have to say anything. 449 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,754 (SLURPING) 450 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,423 I guess I don't need this anymore. 451 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,383 ANGELS AND DEVILS: Yay! We made it! 452 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,260 -♪ (MUSIC TURNS INTENSE) ♪ -(SCREAMING) 453 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,594 -Grab my hand! -Holy mother of fuck! 454 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,847 -Oh, fuck! -Holy mother of fuck! 455 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,598 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 456 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,936 -(GRUNTS, PANTS) -♪ (INTENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 457 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:05,937 Oh, fu-- 458 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,272 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 459 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,441 My own school dance and I can't get a date. 460 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,610 Valentine's Day, you're a heartless beast indeed. 461 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,904 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 462 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:19,367 -I'm sorry, Scudworth. -Skunky Poo? 463 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,703 I want to show you something. 464 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,956 Skunky Poo, this says that you completed your rehab program. 465 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,167 -Is that true? -Yes. 466 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,460 It's watermarked. 467 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,712 This certificate is clearly authentic. 468 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,965 -And you had it notarized? -I did. 469 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,301 May I have this dance... 470 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,635 bitch? 471 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,804 It would make all my dreams come true. 472 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,139 ♪ ("START AGAIN" BY CLOONEY PLAYING) ♪ 473 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,892 -♪ What if you followed me... ♪ -(SKUNKY POO SQUEAKS) 474 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,643 (MOANS SOFTLY) 475 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,270 ♪ Back to the place We began... ♪ 476 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,814 (SKUNKY POO SLURPS, EXHALES DEEPLY) 477 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,733 ♪ Noting is perfect But wasn't it worth it... ♪ 478 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,817 SKUNKY POO: Hmm? 479 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,361 (BOTH LAUGH) 480 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,821 ♪ Even with the tears In our eyes ♪ 481 00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:01,743 ♪ Holding you near We'll sing happy new year... ♪ 482 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:05,121 ♪ Count to ten, begin again Say one more time... ♪ 483 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,123 -(SKUNKY POO MOANS) -(GASPS, GROANS) 484 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,167 ♪ Sorry forgive me And don't ever leave me... ♪ 485 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,543 (GRUNTS) 486 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:14,047 ♪ Start again ♪ 487 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:18,468 ♪ Sunrise and morning Clean slates and new dawnings ♪ 488 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,471 ♪ I know we... ♪ 489 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,390 -♪ (SONG STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪ -(EXPLOSION) 490 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:29,562 Try and catch me, bitch! (GIGGLES) 491 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,690 -I always will, Skunky Poo. -(WHINES) 492 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,483 I always will. 493 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,653 -♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(WHIMPERS) 494 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,451 (WHEELS SQUEAK) 495 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:48,039 So, you fantasized about fathering a skunk baby? 496 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,874 Her name was Rita. 497 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,876 ♪ (SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 498 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,046 Harriet's watching. Let's keep acting 499 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,008 like we're super into each other. 500 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,385 Yeah. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Acting. 501 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,138 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -DJ: Attention! 502 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,181 We have some lost and found items. 503 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,018 Let's see, we got a pair of transition glasses, 504 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:11,062 a pashmina, and also a contract that says 505 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,690 Joan and Confucius's relationship is fake! 506 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:14,733 (CLONES GASPING) 507 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,067 They had a deal to make Harriet jealous 508 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,527 so she'd get back with Confucius 509 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:20,363 and then he'd pay Joan's way to go to a film festival. 510 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:23,158 If no one wants the glasses, my nana could use 'em. 511 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,452 -CLONE 1: How desperate! -CLONE 2: For different reasons! 512 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:28,246 CLONE 3: But it's so much worse for the girl! 513 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,248 -CLONE 4: Yeah, why is that? -CLONE 5: Cultural norms 514 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,584 dictate gender roles, bro! 515 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,836 Take me somewhere less embarrassing! 516 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,422 -(ENGINE STARTS) -(TRUCK BEEPING) 517 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:40,258 Oh, dear Lord, please go faster than this! 518 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,345 CLONE 6: How embarrassing for her and not him! 519 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:44,763 I can't believe 520 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,931 Joan and Confucius's relationship 521 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,559 was just a deal to get me back! 522 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,644 -This-- -This changes everything. 523 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,855 -I-- -I know you so well. 524 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,023 I see what is coming. 525 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,233 You are breaking up with me to get back with Confucius. 526 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,903 I do not like it, but I will not put up a fight. 527 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:03,323 Thank you, Toussaint. You're a truly great person. 528 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:05,617 Because you're just like me. 529 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,452 ♪ ("AT SOME POINT IN TIME" BY JASON WARD PLAYING) ♪ 530 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,454 ♪ At some point in time... ♪ 531 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,998 (INHALES SHARPLY) Mm. 532 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:15,418 Confucius! I was so jealous and mad at you and Joan, 533 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,629 but now I know you did it for me! 534 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,298 It was so unexpected and dramatic and crazy, 535 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,300 but that is what I love about you! 536 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:25,512 You're my valentine. And I'm yours. 537 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:26,971 I always have been. 538 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:31,810 -(TRUCK BEEPING) -(GROANS SOFTLY) 539 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,480 ♪ I know That you'd get disappointed... ♪ 540 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,733 That's, uh, great. 541 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,069 I just-- I have to do something first. 542 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,320 ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 543 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,447 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -What's wrong, JFK? 544 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,325 Nothing's wrong. (SIGHS) Nothing's right, either. 545 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,078 Everything just... is. 546 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,748 -Oh, he's got the ennui. -His feet stink. 547 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,166 -(SHUDDERS) -There you are! 548 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,292 Where's the angel? 549 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:59,254 -Dead. All dead. -What? 550 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,673 So, you're gonna be the only one putting things in my head? 551 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:04,551 I'd like to put my head in their things. (LAUGHS) 552 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,136 TINY ANGEL: Not so fast! 553 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,263 Tiny Angel me, you made it! 554 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,515 -By the grace of God. -You know what? 555 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,101 I like this combo right here. From now on, 556 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,186 you can tell me what to say and who to do. 557 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:18,982 And you can make sure I go to church and apologize for it. 558 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:22,027 -BOTH: Deal. -And that's how to be a Kennedy. 559 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,987 ♪ (BRIGHT MUSICAL STING) ♪ 560 00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,197 ♪ ("UNREHEARSED" BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪ 561 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,533 (QUACKING) 562 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:37,125 -Oh, hey. -Hey. 563 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,878 I just came to give you the money. 564 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,839 -So you can go to Prague. -I just tore up the deal. 565 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,549 You don't have to give me any money. 566 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:47,510 Oh. But Harriet wants to get back together with me. 567 00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,137 You earned it. 568 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,848 I just kinda want to be alone, if that's okay. 569 00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,767 Right. Yeah, me too. 570 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,027 Just so you know, 571 00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:06,738 Harriet and I didn't actually get back together. 572 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:09,115 What? But I saw you kiss her. 573 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:12,744 Joan, my acting like I liked you turned real, 574 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:15,580 and now I'm all confused because I got what I wanted 575 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,749 but I don't think I want it anymore. 576 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:20,001 Like that time my parents got Fergie to perform 577 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,419 at my ninth birthday, and I was like, 578 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,712 "Oh, this is sick!" 579 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:24,214 Then she actually performed, and I was like, 580 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,091 "Oh, I forgot what Fergie sounds like." 581 00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,592 Does that make sense? 582 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,552 It makes all the sense. 583 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,930 Guess, like, my acting like I liked you 584 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,598 turned real, too. 585 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,141 So, now what? 586 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,936 Now, we do this... 587 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,063 (FIREWORKS CRACKLING, WHISTLING) 588 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:45,026 ♪ High, so high I'm not wasted ♪ 589 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:50,573 ♪ I'm just unrehearsed So come, baby, come ♪ 590 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,575 ♪ I'm not asking ♪ 591 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:56,037 ♪ Now it's pouring Out your mouth ♪ 592 00:24:56,121 --> 00:25:01,960 ♪ So high, I'm not wasted I'm just unrehearsed ♪ 593 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:07,465 ♪ So come, baby, come I'm not asking ♪ 594 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:12,220 ♪ Now it's pouring Out your mouth ♪ 595 00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:22,689 ♪ It's not just luck Not a trick of the trade ♪ 596 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:26,484 ♪ You feel like you're stuck ♪ 597 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:31,239 ♪ Getting over the choices We made ♪ 598 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:35,827 ♪ You've been running Like a waterfall ♪ 599 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:39,539 ♪ Can we stop talking For a little while ♪ 600 00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:42,709 ♪ And maybe shed the weight Of our former skins ♪