1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:01,793 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:01,876 --> 00:00:03,461 NARRATOR: 1965. 3 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,463 High school sports were all the rage. 4 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,340 -(CROWD CHEERING) -NARRATOR: Football. Basketball. 5 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,591 Baseball. 6 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,635 And the most popular sport of all, 7 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,137 snorkeling. 8 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,850 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) -NARRATOR: As thousands of high school athletes 9 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,560 dove into the pool to compete, 10 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:20,603 -there was one shining star... -(EAGLE SCREECHING) 11 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:21,980 ...who outshone them all. 12 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,733 Young Cinnamon J. Scudworth. 13 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,569 As everyone knows in the extremely popular sport 14 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:31,322 of competitive snorkeling, players have to spot fish. 15 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:34,743 No one could spot more fish than Scudworth. 16 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,786 -And the world was starting to notice. -(CROWD CHEERING) 17 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,163 (KISSES) 18 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:41,958 FISH GIRL: (GASPS) He pointed at me! (SQUEALS) 19 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,668 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Yeah, I remember, 20 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,921 Scudworth took this rinky dink little school all the way 21 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,674 -to the National Snorkeling Invitational... -(CROWD CHEERING) 22 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,677 ...in Big City, USA. 23 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,220 -I invested a fortune... -(CROWD CHEERING) 24 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,389 ...in that big-nippled son of a bitch. 25 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,309 NARRATOR: But alas, as with all rising stars, 26 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,686 -eventually they must fall. -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 27 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:05,022 Scudworth, the National Snorkeling Invitational 28 00:01:05,105 --> 00:01:07,067 -starts in 20 minutes! -(YOUNG PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH MUNCHING) 29 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,486 You need a full 30 before you go swimming! 30 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:13,865 Don’t you get it? I don’t care! I feel invincible! 31 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:16,242 NARRATOR: But he was very vincible. 32 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:19,537 My tummy! It hurts so much! Owie! 33 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,164 NARRATOR: He was diagnosed with type-1 tummy cramps. 34 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,417 A devastating blow to his future... 35 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,878 -(GURGLING SCREAM) -...and his bowels. 36 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,382 -After that, people weren’t pointing with him anymore... -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 37 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,050 -...they were pointing at him. -(LAUGHTER) 38 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,218 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 39 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:36,513 I was done with Scudworth. I mean, imagine a snorkeler 40 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:38,431 getting pointed at like some fish. 41 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,265 I can’t think of anything worse. 42 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,227 Except maybe if you were a high jumper 43 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,229 and people started jumping over you. 44 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,271 NARRATOR: On the cusp of fame and fortune, 45 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,066 Scudworth lost it all. 46 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,818 He retreated from the spotlight 47 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,902 -never to be seen again. -(FLIES BUZZ) 48 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,073 (CAN POPS OPEN) 49 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,493 (INHALES, GULPS) 50 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,662 CHEERLEADERS: Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! 51 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,163 SACAGAWEA: And another disappointing effort... 52 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,289 (CROWD BOOS) 53 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,125 ...by the Clone High snorkeling team. 54 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,876 -(CROWD BOOING) -(BUZZER BLARES) 55 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,294 It’s the biggest loss of the season, 56 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:09,586 but the team has still launched 57 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:12,090 into their famous post-game celebration. 58 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,258 (CHANTING) We tried! 59 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,135 -Yeah, yeah, we tried! -What’d we do? 60 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,721 (CHANTING) Yeah, we tried! Yeah, yeah, we tri-- 61 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,055 Ah! I missed. 62 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,683 (CHANTING) But you tried! Yeah, yeah, you tried. 63 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:25,437 ♪ (MARCHING BAND RENDITION OF "CLONE HIGH THEME SONG" PLAYING) ♪ 64 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,398 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 65 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,109 ♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 66 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,321 -(GULPS) -(GLASS SHATTERING) 67 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,364 Hmm? 68 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,367 Wistful sigh. 69 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,665 How did I fall so far, Mr. B? 70 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:31,461 I was the face of the biggest snorkeling company in the world. 71 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:34,464 Now, I’m trapped in this godforsaken town, 72 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,466 coaching nothing but losers! 73 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:38,968 Maybe it’s time to stop thinking 74 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:42,138 about snorkeling so much? You know, you’re also 75 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,099 -a pretty successful sci-- -SCUDWORTH: Balderdash! 76 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:49,103 I need a protégé. Someone I can take to the top. 77 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:52,315 Someone who can help me recapture the glory I felt 78 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:55,026 before I ruined everything! 79 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,195 (SCREAMS IN PAIN) 80 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,488 (SQUEALS) 81 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,115 Hey, P. Scud. 82 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,200 Ooh, you’ve got a bunch of glass stuck in you. 83 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,703 Sixteen pieces in your left leg, 18 in the right leg, 84 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,538 nine in your right arm, six in your left arm, 85 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,039 and 14 in your face. 86 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,960 ♪ (INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 87 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:15,547 Frida Kahlo, you just pointed and counted all that 88 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:18,966 with the effortless skill of a snorkeling champion. 89 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,135 A snorkeling what now? 90 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:23,888 How do you feel about the smell and taste of chlorine? 91 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,390 Love it, obviously. 92 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,684 You have to join my snorkeling team. 93 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,686 -You have such a natural talent. -Eh. 94 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,480 I’m more into right-brained, left-wing shiz, like, painting! 95 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,565 I’m submitting a piece 96 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,358 to the Exclamation Fine Arts Festival, 97 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,860 and the first prize is a full ride 98 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:38,570 to the Exclamation Art College. 99 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,406 Oh, Frida, the dream is to get out of this podunk, 100 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,408 backwards, one-horse, dead-end shithole. 101 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,909 Every one of these losers would give their middle nut 102 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:46,953 to get outta here. 103 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,664 -Please take my middle nut! -Take me! 104 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:53,084 I mean, it’s a good art school. Plus, Cleo’s here. 105 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,711 She’s pretty much my muse. 106 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,213 ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 107 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:00,800 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES, FADES) ♪ 108 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,927 Here you go, boo. This one’s finished. 109 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,596 Oh, cool! 110 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:07,098 Our heads on a platter. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 111 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:11,227 -'Cause we a feast, babe! -So, good. (CHUCKLES) 112 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,105 Listen, Frida, snorkeling can make you rich! 113 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,274 So, instead of giving Cleo paintings, 114 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,402 you can buy her things she’ll actually enjoy, 115 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:22,447 like catamarans and Gila monsters. 116 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:25,700 Every girl wants a Gila monster these days. 117 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:31,539 (GRUNTS, BREATHES DEEPLY) Safe and sound. 118 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,585 Yeah. You really think I could make it big 119 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,045 as a swimmer with a pipe? 120 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:41,299 It’s called snorkeling, and yes, you could. With me by your side. 121 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,343 Okay. Let me submit this to the festival, 122 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,429 then I’ll give it a try. Later, Principal Scudworth! 123 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,598 Frida. Call me Coach Scuddy Buddy. 124 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,975 (CHUCKLES) Nah. Bye! 125 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,603 -♪ (BAND MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Steady! A little higher! 126 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:54,979 You got it, Marie? 127 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:58,274 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 128 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,068 You’re the base, Marie Antoinette. 129 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,195 The most important position on the mat! 130 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:03,697 So, we need you to hold it together. 131 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,491 (GROANS) I am try... 132 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,076 (GRUNTS) 133 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,495 -(BONES POPPING) -(SCREAMS) 134 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,497 (CHEERLEADERS SCREAM) 135 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,542 (GASPS) Her head is completely off! 136 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,294 Get the school nurse over here. I think she needs a Tylenol. 137 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:21,172 On the plus side, at least she lost a few pounds. 138 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,257 We need a new base 139 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,342 for the reverse pyramid stunt, stat! 140 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,636 No one else is strong enough, Harriet! 141 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,347 Well, we need to find someone! The reverse pyramid 142 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,141 is the whole reason I’m getting scouted 143 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,018 by Big City College University. 144 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,270 They’ve got the best film program in the country, 145 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:38,648 and a cheer scholarship is my only way in. 146 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,860 -Good luck! -♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 147 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,696 Looks like Harriet’s in trouble without Marie Antoinette. 148 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:48,199 When popular kids suffer, Bleacher Creatures rejoice! 149 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,409 -BLEACHER CREATURES: Huzzah! -Yes. 150 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,121 -(QUIETLY) Uh, huzzah. -Oh! Evil idea alert. 151 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:56,332 Let’s sabotage the cheerleaders from the inside. 152 00:06:56,374 --> 00:07:01,046 -You mean wear their skins? -No, Ivan the Terrible. 153 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,507 Joan can join the squad and take 'em down from within. 154 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,968 And trigger another Cheermageddon! 155 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,219 What’s Cheermageddon? 156 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,513 -♪ (DOO WOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Some years ago Gertrude Stein 157 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,599 had a cheer scholarship to Oxford 158 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,893 until she went to hold up the Y in "Yell" 159 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,353 and it was upside down. 160 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,521 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 161 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,231 (CROWD GASPS) 162 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,900 TOPHER BUS: The cheerleaders appeared to be saying, 163 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:22,984 “Hell together.” 164 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,153 -Huh? (GRUNTS) -TOPHER: Everyone was so confused 165 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,280 -that the sports team lost the sports game. -Hot dogs! 166 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,367 (BOTH SCREAMS) 167 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,701 (CROWD SCREAMS) 168 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,244 TOPHER: As the holder of the inverted Y, 169 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,621 Gertrude ended up losing 170 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,165 her full-ride cheerleading scholarship to Oxford 171 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,750 -to cheer for the queen. -(CROWD BOOING) 172 00:07:38,832 --> 00:07:41,920 Okay, wait, I don’t really wanna ruin Harriet’s life. 173 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,088 She was my best friend. 174 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,798 Until she kicked you to the curb. 175 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,384 The same curb to which we’ve all been kicked. 176 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,386 Bleacher Creatures don’t get offered scholarships 177 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:50,595 to fancy schools. 178 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,181 You think any of us are ever gonna get outta this town? 179 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:55,100 We can’t even get out of these bleachers. 180 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,435 But I don’t know if I wanna hurt her 181 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:58,770 just because she’s upset. 182 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,230 HARRIET TUBMAN: Don’t Joan this up, squad! 183 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,439 -Yes, that's right. -Huh? 184 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,774 Joan’s a verb now. 185 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,527 It means "screwing everything up for everyone else." 186 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:09,614 Oh my God! It's already in the Urban Dictionary. 187 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,200 All right, I’ll take her down. 188 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,953 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) 189 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:17,789 -(CHEWS NERVOUSLY) -(CROWD CHEERING) 190 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,916 (SCUDWORTH GULPING) 191 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,543 Hey, P. Scud. Any words of wisdom 192 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,211 -for my first match? -♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 193 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,379 All right, rookie. 194 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,089 I'm going to give you the same advice 195 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,300 the great Schneider Snorkelle once gave me. 196 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,971 Go out there and point at fish. 197 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,347 Got it. 198 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,975 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(BLOWS WHISTLES) 199 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,727 -(CROWD CHEERING) -(SCREAMS) 200 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,855 -(WATER SPLASHING) -(DING) 201 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:43,898 (DING) 202 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,817 (CONTINUOUS DINGING) 203 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:47,527 (DING) 204 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,820 Yes! 205 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,822 (DOLPHIN SQUEAKING) 206 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:51,990 (SCOREBOARD DINGING) 207 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,617 -(CROWD CHEERING) -(CONTINUOUS DINGING) 208 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,953 (CROWD CHEERING) 209 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:57,996 (DINGING) 210 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,164 (TIMER CLICKS) 211 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,498 (DING) 212 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,042 -(SCOREBOARD DINGS) -(BUZZER BLARES) 213 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,960 (CROWD CHEERS) 214 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,337 I never thought I’d say this, 215 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,256 but Clone High wins the snorkeling match! 216 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,301 (SHOUTING) Goal-d-fish! 217 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:12,594 We actually won. 218 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,846 -You did it, Frida! -Thanks, Coach. 219 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,015 (CHANTING) We tried! Yeah, yeah we tried! 220 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,184 No, you morons, you won! 221 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,269 It doesn’t mean we didn’t try, Coach! 222 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,355 (CHANTING) We tried! Yeah, yeah, we tried! 223 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,856 And were successful! 224 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,108 ♪ (MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 225 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:30,362 (CHEWS) 226 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,697 Okay, Genghis, your job is just to stand here 227 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,116 and hold everyone up. Do you think you can do that? 228 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,576 Yes! 229 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,912 -Okay, squad, reverse pyramid! -(MARIE ANTOINETTE SCREAMS) 230 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,332 That’s it, Genghis! 231 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,709 Pyramid, let’s see those arms up straight! 232 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,087 -(CHEERLEADERS SCREAM) -No, not you, Genghis! 233 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,713 (CHEERLEADERS GASP) 234 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,715 Whoa! Got it! 235 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,925 -Whoa. -Joan? 236 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,176 What is she doing here? 237 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,928 Whoa! She just caught all five of them. 238 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:57,681 -Uh, actually there were nine. -(CHEERLEADER SCREAMS, GROANS) 239 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,099 What’s all this about? 240 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,059 You said you think cheerleading is for stupid 241 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,352 -shouting whores. -(MARIE SCREAMS) 242 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,020 Ah, used to. 243 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:07,190 But now, I think it’s for smart shouting whores. 244 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,692 -(CHEERLEADER SCREAMS) -(THUD) 245 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,945 As much as it pains me after you betrayed me, 246 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,988 I need you on my squad. 247 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:17,909 But you’re not in my squad. Got it, Betray Zellweger? 248 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,536 Got it. 249 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,373 (CHEERLEADERS SCREAM, GROAN) 250 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,709 ♪ For Frid’s a jolly Good Kahlo! ♪ 251 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,961 ♪ For Frid’s a jolly Good Kahlo! ♪ 252 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,587 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -Excuse me. 253 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,423 -Uh, is this where I can find... -(GASPS) 254 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,674 ...Frida Kahlo? 255 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:33,967 -(CHEERLEADER SCREAMS) -Oh, my God! 256 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,385 -(BOTTLE SHATTERING) -Schneider Snorkelle! 257 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,513 -Scudworth, is that you? -Yes, sir. 258 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,640 My God, you look like shit. 259 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,183 But hell, I thought you were dead, 260 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,436 so I-- I guess congratulations. 261 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,771 Frida, this is the most influential man 262 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,189 in the world of snorkeling. 263 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,941 Listen to every word he has to say. 264 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,860 I wish I did when I had the chance. 265 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,779 (CLEARS THROAT) I like what I saw out there today, kid. 266 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,448 I wanna make you part 267 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,284 of the Schneider Snorkeling family. 268 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:03,955 How does 5,000 schmackers sound as a signing bonus? 269 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,457 -Whoa! -That’s a lot of money 270 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,958 -for most people, not me. -(WHISTLES) 271 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,086 And you. I like the redemption angle here. 272 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,629 If you can get this team to make 273 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,965 the National Snorkeling Invitational, 274 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,301 I’ll give you a spot on our coaching staff 275 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,470 -at the new facility. -♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 276 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,847 The Schnorkelplex. Big City, USA. 277 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,932 Just don’t Joan it up this time. 278 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,226 I won’t let you down again, Mister Snorkelle! 279 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,394 -All right, then. -(SCREAMS) 280 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,854 -I’m off to look at more kids... -(GROANS) 281 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,397 -...in swimsuits. -(JFK GROANING) 282 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,233 Uh, for scouting purposes, of course. 283 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,318 -(TOWEL WHIPPING) -(JFK SCREAMING) 284 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,570 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Okay, squad! 285 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,280 Now, that our snorkeling team is good, 286 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,615 we’ve got a better shot at making it 287 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,991 out of this disgusting town. 288 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,161 We need to play to our big strength, spelling. 289 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:47,248 No, Betsy Ross! No! That’s wrong. 290 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,668 Listen, squad. We have to get this right. 291 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,003 We can’t have another Cheermageddon! 292 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:55,173 So, Cheermageddon’s pretty bad, huh? 293 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,592 It’s only, like, my biggest fear in the world 294 00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,845 other than jack-in-the-boxes. The toy and the restaurant. 295 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,514 Everyone expects me to get recruited 296 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:06,142 by Big City College University and if I don’t get in... 297 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,019 Hey, why am I telling you any of this? 298 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,105 We’re not friends anymore. (SCOFFS) 299 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:14,526 I know, we’re just cheerleaders on the same team. 300 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,735 Exactly. You know, 301 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,696 this isn’t easy for me to say, obviously, 302 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,031 but, um, you were okay out there today. (SIGHS) 303 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,908 -I was? -Let’s just say you weren’t 304 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,202 a total flaming garbage dump and leave it at that. 305 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,788 -Professional compliment over! -(GASPS) 306 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,375 TOPHER: Psst! Nice work. 307 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,002 Making them think you’re actually enjoying 308 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,170 doing those dumb cheers with those stupid idiots. 309 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,298 Yeah. It really seemed like I was having fun hanging out 310 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,925 with my old pal, right? 311 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,719 TOPHER: Now, that Harriet trusts you, 312 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,054 we can put our super complicated plan in place. 313 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,931 IVAN THE TERRIBLE: When they spell out “Clone High,” 314 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:48,309 you’ll switch out the letters so it spells out, “Bone High.” 315 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,395 TOPHER: (CHUCKLES) Isn’t that so funny? 316 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,688 "Bone" instead of "clone." 317 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:52,939 It’s like, wha... (CHUCKLES) 318 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,899 It’s gonna be a full on Cheermageddon! 319 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:58,445 -(BLEACHER CREATURES LAUGH) -Yeah. (FAKE LAUGHS) Right. 320 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,238 -(CROWD CHEERS) -SACAGAWEA: Well, snorkel fans, 321 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,032 Clone High’s hot streak continues. 322 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,243 If they keep this up, we could be heading for Big City, USA. 323 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,787 Throw me an energy bar, Coach. 324 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,122 Not a chance in hell. 325 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,374 We’ve got another match in 15 minutes. 326 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,419 Eating now could end your entire snorkeling career. 327 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,088 -Why do you say that? -Don’t you get it? 328 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,090 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Cramps! 329 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,091 Yikes. 330 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,593 If we’re going to make nationals, 331 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,428 you still got a lot to learn. 332 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,638 And I’ve got a lot to teach. 333 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,433 (CHOMPS) Oh, God. Yuck. Goddamn it. 334 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,727 (GAGS) I did you a favor. 335 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:34,272 -♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(FRIDA PANTS, GRUNTS) 336 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,275 (GUNSHOT) 337 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,616 (GUNSHOT) 338 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,658 (BLOWS) 339 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,870 (LAUGHS) 340 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,463 (KISSES) 341 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,465 (LAUGHS) Whoo! 342 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,051 -(GRUNTS) -Yes! 343 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,470 Yes! 344 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,600 ♪ (SURFER ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 345 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:15,146 GROUP: (CHANTING) Frida! Frida! Frida! Frida! Frida! 346 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,023 Free pinto bean budinos for the winners. 347 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,149 GROUP: Whoo! 348 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,192 Listen up. 349 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,444 If we win next Friday, we’ll earn a spot 350 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,156 in the National Snorkeling Invitational in Big City, USA, 351 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,826 and I can finally leave this town for good. 352 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,452 Frida, keep up the good work. 353 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,329 The rest of you, don’t Joan this out. 354 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,375 -Uh, it’s “Joan this up.” -Never correct me! (GRUMBLES) 355 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,294 Wait, I thought you were going to that art expo next Friday? 356 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,172 You know, I never heard back about the stuff I submitted. 357 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,382 But it doesn’t matter. 358 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,427 I need that snorkeling money so I can buy you pricy things. 359 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,845 Which reminds me, how do you like this 360 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,179 dining room set by Broyhill? 361 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,056 -(APPLAUSE) -(CROWD GASPING) 362 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,350 Oh, my God, yes! Give it to me. 363 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,269 (CHUCKLES) A lot better than those worthless paintings 364 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,645 I used to give you, huh? 365 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:59,858 I mean, I wanna say no, but, like, I physically can’t. 366 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,484 (LAUGHS) You know what I’m saying? 367 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,236 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 368 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,156 (SIGHS) Listen, Frida. 369 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:09,034 You need to do what makes you happy. 370 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,037 -That’s sweet, babe. -Well, I mean it. 371 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,789 And if spoiling me rotten makes you happy, 372 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,334 I’m just gonna have to respect that. 373 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,003 It does make me happy. And to be honest, 374 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,422 I don’t think about painting at all anymore. 375 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:28,219 ♪ (SOFT GUITAR DRAMATIC FLOURISH) ♪ 376 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,057 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 377 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,059 I can’t believe it, but we’re one win away 378 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,518 from the National Invitational. 379 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,937 We’re gonna have to be absolutely flawless today. 380 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,647 Right. 381 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,317 -Thanks, Gertrude. -(GRUMBLES) 382 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,194 Wait, Gertrude Stein? 383 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:47,072 Yeah. After Cheermageddon, she just lost it. 384 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,824 We let her help out around here. Keeps her off the streets. 385 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:52,911 But the fact that it takes only one mistake to end up that way, 386 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,287 it’s terrifying, you know? 387 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,122 -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Yeah. 388 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,708 I’ve never said that out loud to anyone before. 389 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,252 But I gotta admit, talking about it with you, uh, 390 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,338 actually makes me feel less afraid. 391 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,590 (CLICKS TONGUE) Aw, well that’s nice. 392 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,550 And I can’t believe I’m saying this, 393 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,512 but I might actually be in the process of forgiving you. 394 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,348 Maybe a person can get over a betrayal. 395 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,849 They can? 396 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:18,019 But could they get over two betrayals? 397 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,396 You know, hypothetically? 398 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,898 No way, girl! One betrayal max. 399 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,110 But luckily, that’s all we’re dealing with. 400 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,153 Welp, off to stretch before the big match. 401 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,239 (CHUCKLES) Two betrayals. Good one, Joan! 402 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,033 -(JOAN OF ARC GROANS SOFTLY) -♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 403 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:35,578 -Girl’s locker room, Topher. -TOPHER: Right, right, sorry. 404 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,956 -♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 405 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,214 Today’s the day, Cinnamon. Redemption is in the air. 406 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,470 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 407 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,639 -Ah, undoubtedly a well-wisher. -(GLASS SHATTERING) 408 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,807 Clone High High School, 409 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,976 Principal Cinnamon J. Scudworth speaking. 410 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,144 What? (CHUCKLES) 411 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,645 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 412 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,565 No. No, no, no. A thousand times no. 413 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,651 She’s on her way to the National Snorkeling Invitational. 414 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,487 She doesn’t want any part of your art expo. 415 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,824 This is a classic “talk to the hand” situation. 416 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:13,950 Unsubscribe. 417 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,285 -FRIDA: Hey, Scudworth. -(SCREAMS) 418 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,662 Did you ever hear from that art expo I entered? 419 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,997 They were supposed to call here 420 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,499 because it’s weird for grown-ups to call high school kids. 421 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:25,045 It is weird for grown-ups to call high school kids. 422 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,922 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I never heard a thing from that contest! 423 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,217 -(TELEPHONE RINGING) -(RECEIVER CLATTERING) 424 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,386 Oh, okay. Just wanted to check. 425 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,847 I-- I guess snorkeling really is my only option. 426 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,476 Now, you’re talking! See you out there, superstar! 427 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,520 -(WHEELS SQUEAKING) -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 428 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,231 Don’t look at me like that. Turn around. 429 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,526 I can still see your eyes! 430 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:52,697 Keep turning! Oh, you are just like my mother! 431 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,324 (CROWD CHEERING) 432 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,326 CHEERLEADERS: Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! 433 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:59,329 Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! 434 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,373 There you are! What took you so long? 435 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,249 I was kinda nervous, so I went and painted some stuff 436 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,417 to calm me down. 437 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,336 This is the last painting I’ll ever do 438 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,047 since I’m obviously very bad at it. 439 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,423 -That you are! -(PAINTING CLATTERING) 440 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,717 Now get changed. It’s winning time. 441 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,388 Hey, Scudworth, just want to say good luck tonight. 442 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,057 Hope we don't "cramp" your style. 443 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,975 (GROUP LAUGHS) 444 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,521 -'Cause you got a cramp. -I know that, Abe! 445 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:29,150 -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(TOILET RATTLING) 446 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,321 (GRUNTS) Here you go! 447 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,908 Are you sure we wanna do this? 448 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,828 Don’t you get it? Harriet’s not your friend, Joan. 449 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,706 She’s just strong-arming you into using your strong arms. 450 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:43,998 You think she’s gonna be your friend 451 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,834 when the season is over? She ain’t. 452 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:49,421 But you know who is? We, the Bleacher Creatures. 453 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:53,341 -The outcasts of society! -The pariahs of the school! 454 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,593 Also, can you Venmo me your dues for this month? 455 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,471 Bleacher Creatures forever! 456 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,058 -(CROWD CHEERING) -Folks, it’s the moment 457 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,227 we’ve all been waiting for. 458 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,770 -(CROWD CHEERS) -♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 459 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,772 Snorkelers, secure your goggles! 460 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,399 (AIR HORN BLARES) 461 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,778 Go, Frida! Point! 462 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,865 Go, babe! Mama needs a cashmere pashmina! 463 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,284 Look over there! Look! Point! Look! Point! 464 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,411 See. The. Fish. Point at that one! 465 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:24,456 Point with your whole body! Use the snorkel! 466 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,166 Circle breathing, circle breathing! 467 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,293 Don't miss the grouper! 468 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,879 -There's another one! -Hey, I think this is yours. 469 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,298 No, I don’t want it. Get outta the way. I’m coaching. 470 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,718 Excuse me, Frida gave this to you as a gift. 471 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,303 And it clearly meant a lot to her 472 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,263 if she went to the trouble of painting it for you, 473 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,765 and you’re gonna take it! 474 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,309 Ugh! Fine, I’ll take the stupid-- 475 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,729 -♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(GASPS) But this isn’t stupid. 476 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:49,981 It’s exquisite. 477 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:51,900 What have I done? 478 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,652 (CONTINUOUS DINGING) 479 00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,575 ♪ (INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 480 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,829 -(CROWD GASPING) -(COUGHS, GROANS) 481 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,998 Frida, are you okay? What’s going on? 482 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,626 She got accepted to the art expo. 483 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:10,960 That’s where she belongs. 484 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,296 No way. Congrats, babe! 485 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,508 But the contest is starting now! I’ll never make it in time! 486 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:20,011 Oh, yes, you will. This may be a one-horse town, 487 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,805 but sometimes... (WHISTLES) 488 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,474 -(HORSE NEIGHS) -(CROWD GASPING) 489 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,643 ...one horse is all you need. 490 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,187 Scudworth! Get Frida back in that pool, 491 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,481 or I will personally guarantee 492 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,566 that you never get outta this town! 493 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,027 This isn’t about me. It’s about Frida. 494 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,862 And Frida is an artist. 495 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,490 So, with all due respect, Schneider Snorkelle 496 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:43,451 -you can schuck it! -Yeah, schuck off! 497 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,204 -All right! -Let’s go, babe! 498 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,958 -Hi-ya! -(HORSE NEIGHS) 499 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:54,713 -(CROWD CHEERING) -♪ (INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 500 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,969 BYSTANDER: (SCREAMING) Watch out for that horse! 501 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,053 (CAR CRASHING) 502 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,347 -(SOLDIER SCREAMING) -(HELICOPTER THRUMMING) 503 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,725 -(SOLDIER SCREAMING) -(EXPLOSIONS) 504 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,226 -(FIRE TRUCK BLARING) -(DOLPHIN SQUEAKING) 505 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,729 Ooh. I hope everyone’s okay. 506 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,022 Hey, since Cleo left 507 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,565 and she’s the top of the pyramid, 508 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,150 we should probably just call it, huh? 509 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:18,403 No way! A scout from Big City College University is here! 510 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,571 We’ll have to make some adjustments. 511 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,864 I’ll move to top left 512 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,532 and have Abigail shift to Cleo’s spot. 513 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:24,701 Uh, wait, so you’ll be holding... 514 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:28,580 The all-important first letter. But as long as you’re the base, 515 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,165 I know we can do it. 516 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,167 -♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(BLEACHER CREATURES LAUGH) 517 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,335 (CROWD CHEERS) 518 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,171 (CHANTING) Let’s hear you scream for our snorkel team! 519 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:37,922 (CHEERLEADERS CHEERING) 520 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:43,636 -(GRUNTS) -♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 521 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,352 GERTRUDE STEIN: I used to be somebody. 522 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,729 Gertrude Stein? 523 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:56,858 No! I spelled a dirty word. Now, I’m Dirty Gerty! 524 00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:00,445 (CACKLES, SCREECHES) 525 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,656 I made a nest out of pom-poms! (CACKLES) 526 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:07,243 Harriet! Don’t! You can’t put up that letter! 527 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:08,912 What? Why? 528 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,122 If you don’t want to end up like Dirty Gerty, 529 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,540 you gotta trust me. 530 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,337 Ready, team? Three, two, one! 531 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,756 (CROWD CHEERING) 532 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:22,967 -One high! -As in, we’re all one! 533 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,761 No matter what our differences, 534 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,888 -we’re still One High! -(LAUGHS) Ah! 535 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,139 (SIGHS) 536 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:31,101 TOPHER: “One High”? What happened to “Bone High”? 537 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:34,813 One High is like implying all of us are high... 538 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,358 on marijuana pot! That’s a sick burn. 539 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:42,612 Violence was chosen today. Hurrah! One High! 540 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:43,822 -What just happened? -(GRUNTS) 541 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,031 Who did this? 542 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:47,659 -Harriet, I’m a jerk. -♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 543 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:51,287 I was mad at you, so I was going to betray you... 544 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:54,082 Again. But I couldn’t go through with it 545 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:57,252 and not just because I have terrible follow through. 546 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,463 I understand if you go right back to hating me again. 547 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,926 Wait! The important thing is, you told me. 548 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,261 And to be honest, 549 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,096 I really do wanna be friends again. 550 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:11,266 -(GASPS) Really? -(SHUSHES) In secret. 551 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,268 You’re still a social outcast, remember? 552 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,311 I would be honored to be your friend 553 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,188 that you’re too embarrassed to admit you’re friends with 554 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,481 to your other friends. 555 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:21,317 Well, I guess, I’ll see you around... 556 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:22,902 (WHISPERING) ...friend. 557 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,489 (CHANTING) We tried! Yeah, yeah, we tried! 558 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:27,532 ABE LINCOLN: What’d we do? 559 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,701 (CHANTING) Yeah, we tried! Yeah, yeah, we tried! 560 00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:30,827 So hard. 561 00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,912 Why don’t you go hit the showers, fellas? 562 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:33,913 (JFK HUMMING) 563 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,081 -(TOWEL WHIPPING) -(JFK YELPS) 564 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:37,792 (SIGHS) Looks like it didn’t go our way. 565 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,170 It was a blood bath. But what about you? 566 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,921 How was the art expo? 567 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,382 They gave me this. I wanted to turn it down 568 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,718 'cause giving awards for art is kinda stupid. 569 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,637 But I thought it would look good on a special someone. 570 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:52,515 Me? What? 571 00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:55,060 I know that wasn’t easy, what you did for me today. 572 00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:57,437 But I really appreciate it, Coach Scuddy Buddy. 573 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,857 She said the nickname I assigned myself. 574 00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,778 ♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 575 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,620 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 576 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:18,583 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 577 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,337 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪