1 00:00:04,342 --> 00:00:06,547 Earlier that season... 2 00:00:06,681 --> 00:00:09,252 "Season" like "time of year." 3 00:00:09,352 --> 00:00:11,254 All right. Are we all here? 4 00:00:11,255 --> 00:00:12,658 Yes, but I-- Good. 5 00:00:12,659 --> 00:00:14,829 All the way from the Phoenician colony of Motya, 6 00:00:14,963 --> 00:00:17,836 I give you the world's finest sculptor. 7 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:19,104 Giuseppe here has agreed 8 00:00:19,238 --> 00:00:20,842 to make us a free family portrait. 9 00:00:20,976 --> 00:00:23,380 Not for free. This is a bait and a switch. 10 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,985 I have your daughters. Mamma Mia! 11 00:00:26,085 --> 00:00:27,989 Mom, you're not sentimental. 12 00:00:28,089 --> 00:00:29,392 Why a family sculpture? 13 00:00:29,527 --> 00:00:30,862 To remember what you all look like 14 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:32,030 when you're dead. 15 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,133 Giuseppe? 16 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,372 "Thank you, mother, for being so thoughtful." 17 00:00:36,507 --> 00:00:38,010 That's how you think I look, 18 00:00:38,110 --> 00:00:39,546 all hunched over, looking scared? 19 00:00:39,646 --> 00:00:42,017 I mean, you are usually pretty scared. 20 00:00:42,117 --> 00:00:43,420 All right, maybe. 21 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,423 But statues aren't meant to be reality. 22 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:46,861 They're supposed to show a more idealized version of-- 23 00:00:46,994 --> 00:00:48,565 Giuseppe, fix Ty's posture. 24 00:00:48,665 --> 00:00:50,267 Well, if you're going back in, 25 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:51,703 could you make my smile less goofy? 26 00:00:51,704 --> 00:00:53,305 Your smile is pretty goofy. 27 00:00:53,306 --> 00:00:54,575 Yeah. 28 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,412 Have me laughing at Hippo's smile. 29 00:00:56,513 --> 00:01:00,053 No, she should be looking at me with respect and awe. 30 00:01:00,054 --> 00:01:01,454 They all should. 31 00:01:01,455 --> 00:01:03,059 Giuseppe, can you portray subservience? 32 00:01:03,159 --> 00:01:05,163 You don't get to say what I'm doing. 33 00:01:05,297 --> 00:01:06,767 Yes, only I get to do that. 34 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:08,269 Obviously, Stupendous should have 35 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,806 a severed head in her hand. 36 00:01:09,906 --> 00:01:12,411 I mean, sure, I hoist a head every once in a while, 37 00:01:12,546 --> 00:01:14,282 but there's more to me than that. 38 00:01:14,415 --> 00:01:16,419 Can you do me painting a painting? 39 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,889 Have you ever painted a painting? 40 00:01:18,022 --> 00:01:19,425 I've been meaning to. 41 00:01:19,559 --> 00:01:21,194 Well, if she's painting a painting, 42 00:01:21,195 --> 00:01:22,566 give me some loyal subjects. 43 00:01:22,699 --> 00:01:25,336 Oh! Strap me into some kind of flying machine. 44 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:27,340 Maybe it projects a column of fire. 45 00:01:27,441 --> 00:01:28,911 And you can have me kind of riding that 46 00:01:29,011 --> 00:01:30,582 into the air above everybody else. 47 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:35,057 I notice I'm depicted as not currently having sex. 48 00:01:35,190 --> 00:01:36,927 There. Everybody happy? 49 00:01:37,061 --> 00:01:39,230 Well, now it's simply too small. 50 00:01:39,231 --> 00:01:40,634 Giuseppe, you're fired. 51 00:01:40,635 --> 00:01:42,573 May I have my daughters back? 52 00:01:42,706 --> 00:01:45,611 I don't remember where I put them. 53 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,570 You ever get an itch inside your-- 54 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:18,410 What is that? What is happening? 55 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,690 It's Mom. How did you know that? 56 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:26,125 The eyebrows. 57 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:29,966 It's not funny. 58 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,536 I'm sorry, son, I couldn't hear you 59 00:02:31,537 --> 00:02:33,874 over all the unanimous laughter. 60 00:02:33,974 --> 00:02:35,410 Say again? 61 00:02:35,511 --> 00:02:37,248 No, no, we've heard quite enough from him. 62 00:02:37,381 --> 00:02:38,816 I have something to share. 63 00:02:38,817 --> 00:02:41,556 Aw, tarp cake. You shouldn't have. 64 00:02:41,557 --> 00:02:42,993 It's not a cake. 65 00:02:43,126 --> 00:02:45,130 I still want that family portrait. 66 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:47,267 Well, that doesn't look anything like us. 67 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,771 It's not the portrait, 68 00:02:48,904 --> 00:02:51,510 it's a machine I got from a very powerful sorceress 69 00:02:51,644 --> 00:02:53,278 that will do what you were trying 70 00:02:53,279 --> 00:02:54,516 to get Giuseppe to do, 71 00:02:54,649 --> 00:02:56,386 but without having a psychotic break 72 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,122 and running into the sea. 73 00:02:58,222 --> 00:03:00,862 I remembered where his kids were right afterwards, 74 00:03:00,996 --> 00:03:02,130 and they're fine. 75 00:03:02,264 --> 00:03:04,401 It's called a "Call It Whatever You Want, 76 00:03:04,536 --> 00:03:06,171 Just Please Stop Zapping Me." 77 00:03:06,172 --> 00:03:07,408 Catchy. 78 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:09,111 What went wrong with the statue 79 00:03:09,112 --> 00:03:11,582 was we couldn't get a version that made all of you happy. 80 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:13,587 You were all too worried about how you looked. 81 00:03:13,588 --> 00:03:15,290 The "Call It Whatever You Want 82 00:03:15,423 --> 00:03:16,761 Just Please Stop Zapping Me" 83 00:03:16,894 --> 00:03:18,596 creates a living portrait 84 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:20,433 with which none of you can take issue, 85 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,273 because it scans you for how you see things. 86 00:03:23,373 --> 00:03:25,277 Your ideal world, you might say. 87 00:03:25,411 --> 00:03:26,713 It then uses that information 88 00:03:26,714 --> 00:03:28,551 to assemble a perfect, immersive, 89 00:03:28,651 --> 00:03:30,587 three-dimensional version of our family 90 00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:32,592 that I can visit whenever I like. 91 00:03:32,692 --> 00:03:35,698 Did you all get all that? Because I'm not repeating it. 92 00:03:35,832 --> 00:03:37,569 Wait, what flavor is the cake? 93 00:03:37,702 --> 00:03:39,471 It's not a cake, Stupe. 94 00:03:39,572 --> 00:03:42,210 It's a machine that reads how we want things to be. 95 00:03:42,211 --> 00:03:43,581 Have you tested it? 96 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:45,183 Yeah, good question. Is it safe? 97 00:03:45,317 --> 00:03:47,454 This is tiresome. 98 00:03:47,555 --> 00:03:49,959 Here, see for yourselves. Hippo first. 99 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,195 Hippo f--? 100 00:03:51,997 --> 00:03:53,801 ♪ Well he crawled from the ocean ♪ 101 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,204 ♪ With incredible skill ♪ 102 00:03:55,304 --> 00:03:57,308 ♪ And he bent the world to suit his will ♪ 103 00:03:57,441 --> 00:03:59,980 ♪ Then he rose to power 'cause everyone knew ♪ 104 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,919 ♪ That they couldn't do a thing 'cause they didn't have a clue ♪ 105 00:04:03,053 --> 00:04:05,625 ♪ He's Hippo! Hippo! ♪ 106 00:04:05,725 --> 00:04:11,570 ♪ Hippocampus the king of Hippolopolis ♪ 107 00:04:19,786 --> 00:04:20,955 And that's how it works. 108 00:04:21,088 --> 00:04:22,391 What the hell was that? 109 00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:23,526 You guys saw it too? 110 00:04:23,527 --> 00:04:24,928 What was that? 111 00:04:24,929 --> 00:04:26,232 That was incredible is what it was. 112 00:04:26,365 --> 00:04:27,668 It's called a "show," 113 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,340 because it shows how you want the world to be. 114 00:04:30,473 --> 00:04:31,909 Wait, you want to be king? 115 00:04:31,910 --> 00:04:33,681 This is how I learn you've been gunning for me 116 00:04:33,781 --> 00:04:34,682 this whole time? 117 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,085 Technically, 118 00:04:36,218 --> 00:04:37,756 he'd be gunning for me, and I welcome it. 119 00:04:37,889 --> 00:04:41,261 Hold on, one thing at a time. Were we your slaves? 120 00:04:41,262 --> 00:04:42,398 No. 121 00:04:42,498 --> 00:04:44,066 I'm sure I felt chains. 122 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:46,506 Yeah, I got a forced labor vibe for sure. 123 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,111 You mean that wasn't a sex thing? 124 00:04:49,211 --> 00:04:50,982 I feel so violated. 125 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,283 You're confused. 126 00:04:52,284 --> 00:04:54,856 Are we? Let's find out. 127 00:04:58,797 --> 00:05:00,000 What do you want me to tell you? 128 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,837 I've got a rich inner life. 129 00:05:01,971 --> 00:05:03,406 These are god-proof? 130 00:05:03,507 --> 00:05:04,809 Of course they're god-proof! 131 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,780 You said this is how I want things to be. 132 00:05:06,914 --> 00:05:08,951 You think I want to be defeatable by gods? 133 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:11,791 No, clearly you want to be better than everyone else. 134 00:05:11,891 --> 00:05:14,530 Well, if the fishbowl fits... 135 00:05:14,663 --> 00:05:17,401 Oh, relax. It's a fantasy. 136 00:05:17,536 --> 00:05:18,871 It's harmless fun. 137 00:05:19,005 --> 00:05:20,140 Not to us it's not. 138 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:23,713 Wait, am I crying? Is this how you see me? 139 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,551 Hypersensitive and freaking out all the time? 140 00:05:25,685 --> 00:05:27,188 It's your strength. 141 00:05:27,288 --> 00:05:28,825 You're always on the lookout for trouble. 142 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:31,461 Wait, what's this new feeling I'm feeling? 143 00:05:31,462 --> 00:05:32,765 Not horny? 144 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:38,544 How dare you? 145 00:05:38,678 --> 00:05:40,080 That was outrageous. 146 00:05:40,213 --> 00:05:42,083 Yeah. Sorry, Mom. We're not doing this. 147 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:45,590 It's obviously gonna create all sorts of bad feelings. 148 00:05:45,591 --> 00:05:47,763 Maybe even drive a wedge between us. 149 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:49,331 Seriously? 150 00:05:49,431 --> 00:05:50,902 ♪ It's Ty! It's Ty! ♪ 151 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,304 ♪ He's our guy ♪ 152 00:05:52,404 --> 00:05:54,475 ♪ The one to rule us all ♪ 153 00:05:54,576 --> 00:05:56,078 ♪ It's true, it's true ♪ 154 00:05:56,079 --> 00:05:57,849 ♪ For me and you ♪ 155 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,886 ♪ There's never been a better, more charismatic leader ♪ 156 00:05:59,987 --> 00:06:04,797 ♪ He'll always be in power, never cries in sex, either ♪ 157 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:05,732 ♪ Ty ♪ 158 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,737 Now this show I like. We'll be right back. 159 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:13,145 And we're back. 160 00:06:13,479 --> 00:06:14,348 ♪ Ty! ♪ 161 00:06:14,448 --> 00:06:16,017 You'll note that my ideal world 162 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:18,222 is all about freedom and individuality. 163 00:06:18,322 --> 00:06:20,760 Bravo! We love you, dude! 164 00:06:20,761 --> 00:06:23,365 King Ty, we just had our daily election 165 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:24,770 and you won again. 166 00:06:24,870 --> 00:06:27,240 What? They keep choosing me. 167 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:29,779 We just love you too darn much. 168 00:06:29,913 --> 00:06:32,518 I love you too, son. How can I not? 169 00:06:32,652 --> 00:06:34,789 I appreciate it, mother. 170 00:06:34,889 --> 00:06:36,492 No, I mean it. How can I not? 171 00:06:36,627 --> 00:06:39,232 You can't. Obviously, in his perfect world, 172 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:40,667 everybody has to love him 173 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,073 because he needs constant validation. 174 00:06:43,206 --> 00:06:44,910 And I can't stop admiring him for it. 175 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,247 Darling, don't let it upset you. 176 00:06:47,348 --> 00:06:48,382 Let's go and talk. 177 00:06:48,517 --> 00:06:50,989 I promise not to try anything. 178 00:06:51,122 --> 00:06:53,493 Wait, not to try anything? 179 00:06:53,594 --> 00:06:54,796 King Ty! 180 00:06:54,897 --> 00:06:56,767 The every-nation army is at the gate. 181 00:06:56,867 --> 00:06:58,536 The what did he just say it was? 182 00:06:58,537 --> 00:07:01,811 We are at war with every nation in the world. 183 00:07:01,911 --> 00:07:05,283 Don't worry, I am built for moments like this. 184 00:07:08,957 --> 00:07:12,164 Actually, they came to say that war is over. 185 00:07:12,264 --> 00:07:13,667 All war. 186 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,270 There's nothing but peace and prosperity now, 187 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:17,241 all thanks to King Ty. 188 00:07:17,341 --> 00:07:18,677 Ah, OK, there you go. 189 00:07:18,777 --> 00:07:20,648 All hail King Ty! 190 00:07:20,748 --> 00:07:22,384 All hail King Ty! 191 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,156 Yes, you solved the war with your empathy 192 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:26,927 and sensitivity to the needs of others. 193 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:29,431 Some people may have thought those were weaknesses, 194 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:30,968 but now it's been made clear 195 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:34,041 that they're the very things we should most admire. 196 00:07:34,174 --> 00:07:35,443 Thank you, Scott. 197 00:07:35,544 --> 00:07:36,980 It's not about crying, it's true. 198 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,850 He's always on the lookout for trouble, 199 00:07:38,851 --> 00:07:41,590 but not in a scared way, in a strong, hot way. 200 00:07:41,724 --> 00:07:42,959 So, you see, Stupe? 201 00:07:43,059 --> 00:07:44,728 Not everything has to be about war, 202 00:07:44,729 --> 00:07:46,099 in case you're feeling bad 203 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:47,736 about your whole thing kind of disappearing. 204 00:07:47,869 --> 00:07:49,539 I'm not only about war. 205 00:07:49,672 --> 00:07:50,941 That's how you see me? 206 00:07:51,075 --> 00:07:52,545 Oh, aren't you? Kinda. 207 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:53,981 I'm not! 208 00:07:54,114 --> 00:07:56,519 You know, I've been doing a lot of farming. 209 00:07:57,789 --> 00:07:59,659 Oh, that's it. Where is it? 210 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:01,061 Where is that thing? 211 00:08:01,161 --> 00:08:02,998 Stupendous, calm down. You can't just-- 212 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:07,441 ♪ She's stronger than you think ♪ 213 00:08:07,575 --> 00:08:10,413 ♪ She's big and tall, but that's not all ♪ 214 00:08:10,547 --> 00:08:11,850 ♪ She's Stupendous ♪ 215 00:08:11,983 --> 00:08:14,689 ♪ And there's a whole lot more to her ♪ 216 00:08:14,822 --> 00:08:16,826 Mmm, perfectly brewed. 217 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,331 That's right, I enjoy tea once in a while. 218 00:08:19,431 --> 00:08:21,837 Does anyone find that surprising? 219 00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:24,007 I don't, because I've always known 220 00:08:24,107 --> 00:08:25,177 there was more to you. 221 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:26,814 I have? Same here. 222 00:08:26,947 --> 00:08:28,851 All my scientific curiosity is now focused 223 00:08:28,951 --> 00:08:30,855 on learning more about you, Stupe. 224 00:08:30,955 --> 00:08:32,591 What are your hopes and dreams? 225 00:08:32,592 --> 00:08:33,594 Thanks for asking. 226 00:08:33,694 --> 00:08:34,995 In addition to warring, 227 00:08:34,996 --> 00:08:36,699 I also enjoy long walks in nature, 228 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,472 and I've been studying color theory. 229 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,576 I think we should have a trip together 230 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:42,845 that I don't ruin. 231 00:08:42,979 --> 00:08:44,616 Darling, when you get home, 232 00:08:44,716 --> 00:08:47,354 perhaps we could talk and not have sex. 233 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:48,890 Does no one in my family 234 00:08:48,891 --> 00:08:52,229 want their father's sexuality on display? 235 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:53,634 But first, Stupendous, 236 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,437 please tell me how those flute lessons 237 00:08:55,572 --> 00:08:56,605 are coming along. 238 00:08:56,606 --> 00:08:58,209 Very well, thank you. 239 00:09:02,852 --> 00:09:04,454 That's beautiful, darling. 240 00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:07,094 And I don't tell you I love you enough. 241 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:08,731 I'm feeling attacked. 242 00:09:08,831 --> 00:09:10,735 Queen Stupendous, I have horrible news. 243 00:09:10,835 --> 00:09:12,037 That can wait. 244 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:14,207 First of all, how are you, Scott? 245 00:09:14,307 --> 00:09:15,745 I'm good, thank you. 246 00:09:15,845 --> 00:09:17,047 And how's your mom doing? 247 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,750 Good days and bad, you know. 248 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:19,886 Please give her my love. 249 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,623 Scott has a mom? 250 00:09:21,724 --> 00:09:23,058 I assumed Scott just was. 251 00:09:23,059 --> 00:09:24,862 Yes, Scott has a mom, 252 00:09:24,996 --> 00:09:25,798 and in my world, 253 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,367 people get to know one another. 254 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,170 Now, Scott, what news do you have? 255 00:09:29,171 --> 00:09:31,008 I'm afraid the army of every-nation 256 00:09:31,142 --> 00:09:34,014 has breached the gate and is storming the city. 257 00:09:34,114 --> 00:09:36,520 Of course they are, but not a problem for me, 258 00:09:36,653 --> 00:09:40,628 because war is one of the things I enjoy doing. 259 00:09:40,728 --> 00:09:41,929 So, if you'll excuse me, 260 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:44,001 as I like to say before fighting, 261 00:09:44,134 --> 00:09:46,404 it's a good day to die. 262 00:09:49,144 --> 00:09:50,915 Stupe, please win this war quickly 263 00:09:51,015 --> 00:09:52,519 so we can get back to learning your many facets. 264 00:09:52,652 --> 00:09:53,820 Did you guys know I'm left-handed? 265 00:09:53,954 --> 00:09:55,823 But I learned to fight righty! 266 00:09:55,824 --> 00:09:57,226 I never noticed that. 267 00:09:57,227 --> 00:09:58,964 Here's something else about me. 268 00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:00,934 Sometimes I get scared in a fight. 269 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,538 I would never have guessed that. 270 00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:04,074 Then I remember 271 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:06,012 the most glorious thing I could do is die in battle. 272 00:10:06,145 --> 00:10:07,414 So, in my ideal world, 273 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,385 I'm finally gonna get to do that. 274 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:10,954 Wait, what? 275 00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:12,357 Dying is like the whole thing in war. 276 00:10:12,457 --> 00:10:14,962 It's kind of the point. That's why I'm in the biz. 277 00:10:14,963 --> 00:10:16,567 But you're not going to actually-- 278 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,436 You made me sit through your fantasies, 279 00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:19,806 now sit through mine! 280 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:21,576 I'm not gonna make it easy for you, 281 00:10:21,676 --> 00:10:24,014 you got to actually kill me! 282 00:10:25,216 --> 00:10:26,953 Mom, this isn't one of those situations 283 00:10:27,087 --> 00:10:28,857 where if you die here, you die in real life, too. 284 00:10:28,957 --> 00:10:30,860 It isn't? No, I'm asking. 285 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:32,263 Ah, I see, then. 286 00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:34,234 Yes, that's exactly the kind of situation it is. 287 00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:37,106 Die in here, die out there. Why do you ask? 288 00:10:37,107 --> 00:10:39,110 Stupendous, stop! Shut it down! 289 00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:41,816 Not until I complete my destiny! 290 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:43,854 Can anybody reach the thing? 291 00:10:43,954 --> 00:10:45,423 Mom, do something! 292 00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:46,559 Zap, zap. 293 00:10:46,659 --> 00:10:47,995 Ugh, not a single one of you 294 00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,601 wants me to be infinitely more powerful than you? 295 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:52,337 Ah! 296 00:10:53,105 --> 00:10:55,209 Mine, mine! I want to go. 297 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:57,046 Dad, no! 298 00:10:57,815 --> 00:10:59,051 ♪ Shlub, Shlub ♪ 299 00:10:59,184 --> 00:11:00,486 ♪ Shlub, Shlub ♪ 300 00:11:00,588 --> 00:11:02,591 ♪ He's your friend to the very end ♪ 301 00:11:02,692 --> 00:11:04,228 ♪ And he sleeps with his friends ♪ 302 00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:05,765 ♪ So be ready for that ♪ 303 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,168 ♪ The insatiable monster with a heart of gold ♪ 304 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:09,605 ♪ You're welcome in his bedroom ♪ 305 00:11:09,705 --> 00:11:11,008 ♪ If you're young or old ♪ 306 00:11:11,109 --> 00:11:13,479 ♪ His thirst cannot be quenched ♪ 307 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,851 ♪ And his carnal craving never ends ♪ 308 00:11:15,985 --> 00:11:19,191 ♪ He's a monster-malgamation that's your new best friend ♪ 309 00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:20,760 ♪ Shlub! ♪ 310 00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:22,464 Darling, shall we not talk 311 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:23,900 and get straight to sex? 312 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,470 That would be my preference. 313 00:11:25,571 --> 00:11:28,208 Wait, in your world, do I have...? 314 00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,781 All the power you need! 315 00:11:30,915 --> 00:11:33,019 Why don't you destroy me next? 316 00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:35,156 Ugh, I'm gonna throw up. 317 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:38,061 Wait, Dad, why wouldn't you make me not get sick 318 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:40,199 when you get horny in front of us? 319 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,105 Hm, guess it's part of the allure. 320 00:11:43,239 --> 00:11:44,508 Ugh! 321 00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:46,880 Yes, I do enjoy that. 322 00:11:47,013 --> 00:11:48,015 You know, I don't think 323 00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:49,885 I've changed either, has anyone? 324 00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:51,890 Dad, in your ideal world, 325 00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:53,627 are we all just how we are? 326 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:55,631 That's actually surprisingly sweet. 327 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:56,766 Well, I'm off. 328 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,035 As you know, I have 329 00:11:58,169 --> 00:11:59,639 a fulfilling life somewhere else. 330 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,207 Where? 331 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,645 I don't know, I just know I'm not around. 332 00:12:02,778 --> 00:12:04,081 Me neither. 333 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,952 I'm going somewhere that I go to and live. 334 00:12:06,052 --> 00:12:08,355 Yeah, I should get to my... not here. 335 00:12:08,356 --> 00:12:10,827 Dad, in your perfect world, 336 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,798 we're just not here? 337 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,201 You're free to visit. 338 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,771 Shut it down, I want another go. 339 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,514 ♪ It's Ty, it's Ty ♪ 340 00:12:20,647 --> 00:12:21,817 ♪ He's our guy ♪ 341 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,887 Not this place again! 342 00:12:24,555 --> 00:12:25,823 ♪ She's big and tall ♪ 343 00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,294 It's dying time! 344 00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:28,663 Like hell it is! 345 00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:30,066 ♪ Hippo ♪ 346 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,670 I'm not your freaking pet! 347 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:33,005 Yes, you are! 348 00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:36,278 ♪ Shlub, Shlub ♪ ♪ Shlub, Shlub ♪ 349 00:12:36,412 --> 00:12:37,414 ♪ Charismatic leader ♪ 350 00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:38,817 ♪ Hippocampus the king ♪ 351 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,130 Enough! 352 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,133 Clearly none of you has a perfect world 353 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,940 that's the least bit tolerable for anyone else. 354 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,978 So, we're just going to live in mine forever. 355 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,447 Forever? 356 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,386 Mom, no! 357 00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:59,959 ♪ She's the queen of all gods, the god of all queens ♪ 358 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:01,729 ♪ She sings her own theme song ♪ 359 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,967 ♪ And she was never kicked off Olympus ♪ 360 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,405 ♪ And the other gods are dumb, yes, really dumb ♪ 361 00:13:06,506 --> 00:13:09,111 ♪ She looks amazing in absolutely everything ♪ 362 00:13:09,244 --> 00:13:11,348 ♪ And doesn't feel the need to rhyme ♪ 363 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:14,020 ♪ She's Deliria, Deliria ♪ 364 00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:15,757 ♪ And now is her time ♪ 365 00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:17,627 ♪ Oh she can rhyme if she wants to ♪ 366 00:13:17,628 --> 00:13:19,164 ♪ But only if she wants to ♪ 367 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:21,636 ♪ Her song goes on for an hour and a half ♪ 368 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:24,307 ♪ So buckle up, because here we go, and-- ♪ 369 00:13:26,445 --> 00:13:27,714 ♪ Which, as you recall ♪ 370 00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:29,819 ♪ Was established in the 27th verse ♪ 371 00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:30,853 Mom, why-- 372 00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:33,392 ♪ Deliria! ♪ 373 00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:37,267 Why the hell would you intentionally trap us in here? 374 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,303 Because the bickering was starting to sound 375 00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:41,575 like the bickering I have to listen to all day out there. 376 00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:44,649 So, your solution is to imprison all of us 377 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,285 in a fake world forever? 378 00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:48,289 Yes, what is so hard to understand about that? 379 00:13:48,423 --> 00:13:50,159 The part where you're so sure 380 00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:51,896 that you're gonna like it. You locked yourself in! 381 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,334 Can you even get that thing back off your face? 382 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,038 It kind of looked like you couldn't. 383 00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:58,276 And we're still bickering. 384 00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:01,516 It's possible I acted without thinking. 385 00:14:11,302 --> 00:14:12,905 Hippo, what happens to our bodies 386 00:14:13,038 --> 00:14:15,310 if we can't get out of here? Science. 387 00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:18,248 What? Science... stuff. 388 00:14:18,382 --> 00:14:19,685 In scientific terms, 389 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:22,490 the science of science is scientific. 390 00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:25,697 Gah! I can't think of any word but "science." 391 00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:27,967 In your show I'm not actually smart? 392 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,938 I just say "science" a lot? 393 00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:31,643 Is there more to it? 394 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,383 Cheese! What? 395 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,952 I'm answering your question, 396 00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,354 what happens to us if we can't get out of here? 397 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,794 Cheese, or meat. What? 398 00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:42,430 That's what's gonna happen. 399 00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:43,833 Same thing that happens 400 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,503 if you leave cheese or meat out in the sun. 401 00:14:45,504 --> 00:14:47,808 What? Why do I keep saying "what?" 402 00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:49,979 Is that how you think I respond to everything? 403 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,649 I'd say half the time that, 404 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:54,321 half the time hunching over looking scared and crying. 405 00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:55,791 What? Damn it! 406 00:14:55,891 --> 00:14:58,229 She's turned us all into caricatures of ourselves. 407 00:14:58,329 --> 00:15:00,666 It's genuinely how you seem to me. 408 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:05,845 I feel fully myself, ready for sex on demand. 409 00:15:05,945 --> 00:15:07,848 Only on demand? 410 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,819 War! Grawr! 411 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:11,288 Smash! 412 00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:14,361 OK, I mean, we've all probably 413 00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:16,397 done her a disservice today, but, what? 414 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:18,570 Hippo, is there no way we can get the things 415 00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,405 out of our noses from in here? 416 00:15:20,406 --> 00:15:22,878 Mom could try zapping the machine, maybe. 417 00:15:23,012 --> 00:15:24,549 Kind of break it? Overcharge it? 418 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:27,420 That would free us? Maybe. Or kill us. 419 00:15:27,521 --> 00:15:29,291 Well, that would defeat the purpose. 420 00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:31,028 So, we're just going to spoil and rot 421 00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:32,296 like cheese or meat? 422 00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:33,899 We just have to hope 423 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,169 somebody out there frees us. 424 00:15:35,303 --> 00:15:36,706 But it would have to be somebody brilliant 425 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,411 or powerful enough to undo god magic. 426 00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:41,883 Boy, this does not want to come off. 427 00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:44,522 Hippo, anything? 428 00:15:44,622 --> 00:15:45,991 I'm working with nothing but buzzwords here. 429 00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:48,228 Science. Vector. Mechanics. 430 00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:50,031 Wait, that's it! 431 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,907 What if I just science the vector mechanics? 432 00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,176 Nope. I got nothing. 433 00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,746 Is this really so terrible? 434 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,053 In here, you live forever. With me. 435 00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:01,589 Isn't that a good thing? 436 00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:03,592 Mom, we're gonna die. Not in here. 437 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,461 If you die in here, you die out there. 438 00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:08,368 But if you die out there, you don't die in here. 439 00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:09,571 We'll be fine. 440 00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:11,275 We don't want to die anywhere. 441 00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:12,778 Well, how was I supposed to know that? 442 00:16:12,911 --> 00:16:14,314 You mortals do an awful lot of it 443 00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:15,918 for something you don't want to do. 444 00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:17,452 Why don't you just admit 445 00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:19,024 that you're upset about that, that we'll die! 446 00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:20,660 I don't get upset. 447 00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:22,464 Not about silly things like that. 448 00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:26,171 I mean, sure, maybe it bothers me a little. 449 00:16:26,304 --> 00:16:27,874 The thought that if the people you love 450 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,314 can just die for no reason even a goddess can comprehend, 451 00:16:31,414 --> 00:16:32,818 then love can't be trusted. 452 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:36,558 And I don't want to think about it. 453 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:37,928 It scares me. 454 00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:39,665 And I don't do fear. 455 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,070 It's stupid and I hate it. 456 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:46,546 In here, we're safe together. Forever, because... 457 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,652 I don't want to lose you. 458 00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:52,592 Oh, I hate seeing myself like this. 459 00:16:52,692 --> 00:16:54,962 Wait, you hate seeing yourself like this? 460 00:16:55,063 --> 00:16:56,365 Aren't these shows 461 00:16:56,465 --> 00:16:58,369 supposed to show us how you want to be seen? 462 00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:00,708 I thought it was how we want things to be. 463 00:17:00,808 --> 00:17:02,244 Yeah, ideal world. 464 00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:04,347 Either way, why in Mom's ideal world 465 00:17:04,447 --> 00:17:06,652 is she acting the way she doesn't want to act? 466 00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:08,589 Well, none of you have stopped complaining 467 00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:09,991 for even an instant. 468 00:17:09,992 --> 00:17:11,629 That might have something to do with it. 469 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:14,702 Why haven't you stopped complaining for even an instant? 470 00:17:14,835 --> 00:17:16,506 I obviously don't want that. 471 00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:18,242 I guess they're just gonna have to figure out a way 472 00:17:18,376 --> 00:17:20,245 to get out on their own somehow. 473 00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:22,584 Wait, I got an idea! 474 00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:25,824 You can't die, King Ty, because... 475 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:28,596 I love you. 476 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,873 Well, I'll let that cat out of the bag 477 00:17:34,007 --> 00:17:35,408 for no damn reason. 478 00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:37,815 I'll start digging 5 graves. 479 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,721 Mom, what exactly did the sorceress say? 480 00:17:40,821 --> 00:17:42,390 Did she say "ideal world?" 481 00:17:42,524 --> 00:17:43,893 Something like that, yes. 482 00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:46,163 Then why are we not conjoined? 483 00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,837 What? She was screaming and begging. 484 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,274 It was impossible to get a straight answer out of her. 485 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,577 This is good. 486 00:17:52,678 --> 00:17:54,247 It means, um, OK, 487 00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:56,117 either you do want us to complain-- 488 00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:57,555 Well, that's not it. 489 00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:59,424 Unless you want it unconsciously. 490 00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:02,130 How would you want something unconsciously? 491 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:03,299 What would that look like? 492 00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:04,769 Or none of this 493 00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,437 has been how we want things to be. 494 00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:08,642 Maybe it's more like our perception of ourselves 495 00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:09,912 or something. 496 00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:12,316 What we think we're like, but we're wrong. 497 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,922 It makes sense. Stupe doesn't want to die. 498 00:18:15,022 --> 00:18:17,060 Hippo doesn't want to enslave us. 499 00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:19,532 I'm not obsessed with what people think of me. 500 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,967 Eh... 501 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,638 All right, all right. You're not helping, you know? 502 00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:24,141 I actually think 503 00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:25,577 you might be on to something here. 504 00:18:25,578 --> 00:18:27,446 Oh, wow. Thank you so much. 505 00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:29,151 If Mom does try to zap the machine, 506 00:18:29,284 --> 00:18:32,189 overload it, and while she does, we all really concentrate, 507 00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,060 not on what we want things to be like, 508 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,463 or how we want to look, 509 00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,032 or how we want other people to treat us, 510 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,304 but on each other, in a positive way. 511 00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:40,907 What we love about each other, 512 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,945 it might just generate a feedback loop 513 00:18:43,045 --> 00:18:44,582 that will bring us all close enough 514 00:18:44,715 --> 00:18:47,353 to actual reality that we'll all just wake up! 515 00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:49,057 You think that'll actually work? 516 00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:50,459 I don't know. 517 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,196 My science is at, like, half-cap. Tops. 518 00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:55,369 I mean, I'm calling it "my science," but worth a try? 519 00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:56,939 Better than cheese and meat. 520 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,644 Better than cheese and meat. 521 00:18:58,744 --> 00:18:59,946 You ready, Mom? 522 00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:01,480 You said that might kill you. 523 00:19:01,481 --> 00:19:03,653 Well, that's life, darling. 524 00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,259 All right, then. Ready? 525 00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:10,233 Um, what is she doing? 526 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,702 Oh, boy. 527 00:19:12,705 --> 00:19:14,976 I love life! 528 00:19:19,818 --> 00:19:22,557 Cower, world, before me 529 00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:24,561 and my family! 530 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,235 Get in there and never get back out. 531 00:19:28,369 --> 00:19:31,509 And I mean that not sexually. 532 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:37,821 Good for them. 533 00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:47,974 I think we did it. They're back! 534 00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:51,147 Mom, how does it feel 535 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,751 to be back in the terrifying world 536 00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:54,687 where someday we'll all die? 537 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:56,825 No, you'll all die. I won't die. 538 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:59,163 That's what I meant. Oh, it's whatever. 539 00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:00,900 God, you're all so annoying. 540 00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,571 Oh, she does care. 541 00:20:02,705 --> 00:20:04,575 Could we at least get a family painting 542 00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:05,777 while you're alive? 543 00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:07,514 Of course. Let's get one right now. 544 00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:09,283 Yes, but your mother and I 545 00:20:09,284 --> 00:20:12,155 need three minutes to, um, 546 00:20:12,156 --> 00:20:15,997 get ready and not have sex. 547 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,169 Just go have sex already, you pervert. 548 00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,306 Do you mean it? 549 00:20:20,406 --> 00:20:22,043 You've earned it. 550 00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,286 Did someone kiss me while I was lying here? 551 00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:29,692 What? What are you, the kiss detective? 552 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:32,764 Ha! Excuse me, I've got to go fill some graves. 553 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,896 ♪ When the going gets rough ♪ 554 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,567 ♪ And the rough gets tough ♪ 555 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,704 ♪ Then the tough, rough stuff gets uff ♪ 556 00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:54,473 ♪ Cause Uff's the name of the... ♪ 557 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:56,512 ♪ Fight team! ♪ 558 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,619 ♪ The Uff-Team Scott-Team Fight-Team ♪ 559 00:20:59,719 --> 00:21:01,221 ♪ Together they're the... ♪ 560 00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:02,456 ♪ Fight team! ♪ 561 00:21:02,591 --> 00:21:04,094 ♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪ 562 00:21:04,194 --> 00:21:06,599 ♪ Uff Tough Scott Team Rough Team ♪ 563 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:10,439 ♪ Talking 'bout Scott Team Uff Tough Rough! ♪ 564 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:13,178 ♪ The Scott Team Uff Team Team-Team! ♪ 565 00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:16,885 ♪ And when Paizo remembers to assemble at last ♪ 566 00:21:16,886 --> 00:21:19,457 ♪ Then the Uff gets tough and rough ♪ 567 00:21:19,558 --> 00:21:21,060 ♪ Because it's time for the... ♪ 568 00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:22,230 ♪ UFF Team ♪ 569 00:21:22,363 --> 00:21:24,300 ♪ Uff Tough Rough! ♪ 570 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,784 Did you get any of that? 571 00:21:35,089 --> 00:21:36,391 Bento.