1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:03,473 TYRANNIS: Ready? And...yank! 2 00:00:03,875 --> 00:00:06,580 SHLUB: Keep pulling, and try not to smush my sensitive bits 3 00:00:06,614 --> 00:00:09,385 in the window frame, but don't try too hard. 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,453 ASSKILL: Viscera! 5 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:11,924 VISCERA: Dad, what are you doing here? 6 00:00:12,058 --> 00:00:13,227 ASSKILL: I'd ask you the same thing, 7 00:00:13,327 --> 00:00:14,897 but it's clear from context clues 8 00:00:14,964 --> 00:00:16,333 you're pulling Shlub out of a molasses shop. 9 00:00:16,466 --> 00:00:18,738 I came as soon as I heard about Bloodmouth. 10 00:00:18,838 --> 00:00:20,474 TYRANNIS: Your boyfriend? What happened to him? 11 00:00:20,609 --> 00:00:22,378 VISCERA: Oh, I forgot to mention, he died. 12 00:00:22,478 --> 00:00:24,683 TYRANNIS: He what? VISCERA: He turned into soup. 13 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,820 TYRANNIS: But didn't you like him? 14 00:00:26,954 --> 00:00:28,357 VISCERA: I did. What are you gonna do? 15 00:00:28,457 --> 00:00:30,493 Oh, my god, the cultural differences. 16 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:32,632 ASSKILL: Well, you're not gonna have to worry about those much longer. 17 00:00:32,765 --> 00:00:35,337 I'm ending my daughter's exile and bringing her home. 18 00:00:35,437 --> 00:00:38,711 You can't just bring me home. I make my own decisions. 19 00:00:38,778 --> 00:00:41,215 ASSKILL: I know, I know. So, I've made it an easy one. 20 00:00:41,349 --> 00:00:44,221 This is Bloodmouth's brother, Bloodmouthbrother. 21 00:00:44,321 --> 00:00:45,490 Tricky naming system, 22 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:46,994 but I think I'm starting to decode it. 23 00:00:47,094 --> 00:00:48,463 ASSKILL: Bloodmouthbrother is 24 00:00:48,531 --> 00:00:50,334 more physically desirable than Bloodmouth. 25 00:00:50,401 --> 00:00:53,473 He'll give you many heirs and nearly as many orgasms. 26 00:00:53,541 --> 00:00:55,244 VISCERA: I'm listening. TYRANNIS: What? 27 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:57,381 But what about us? VISCERA: What do you mean "us"? 28 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:58,985 TYRANNIS: Our "will-they-won't-they." 29 00:00:59,118 --> 00:01:00,821 VISCERA: Will they what? ASSKILL: Your huh? 30 00:01:00,921 --> 00:01:02,926 TYRANNIS: You know, when two people are clearly falling in love, 31 00:01:03,026 --> 00:01:04,997 but a drawn out series of obstacles and misunderstandings 32 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:07,267 keep them from entering a romantic relationship. 33 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,340 VISCERA: Oh, we call that a "can-he-should-he." 34 00:01:10,407 --> 00:01:13,112 Wait, so you're saying this whole time 35 00:01:13,246 --> 00:01:15,317 you were having feelings for me? 36 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:16,587 Yes. 37 00:01:16,687 --> 00:01:18,023 I guess you weren't. 38 00:01:18,123 --> 00:01:19,726 VISCERA: I assumed you weren't. TYRANNIS: How...? 39 00:01:19,859 --> 00:01:21,129 I mean, was it not obvious? 40 00:01:21,263 --> 00:01:23,534 VISCERA: You never gave me a severed hand. 41 00:01:23,634 --> 00:01:27,474 Oh, my god, the cultural differences. 42 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,278 OK, so, well, 43 00:01:29,378 --> 00:01:32,451 how do you resolve a will-they-won't-they? 44 00:01:32,552 --> 00:01:34,288 TYRANNIS: Typically, there's an argument or something 45 00:01:34,422 --> 00:01:36,025 where they're yelling at each other 46 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:37,494 and the man says, "I love you, damn it." 47 00:01:37,629 --> 00:01:39,131 And then they kiss. 48 00:01:39,198 --> 00:01:40,802 VISCERA: So, do it, you moron. 49 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:42,371 TYRANNIS: I love you, damn it! 50 00:01:43,073 --> 00:01:45,778 BLOODMOUTHBROTHER: So I put on my fancy skull for nothing? 51 00:01:45,845 --> 00:01:49,586 SHLUB: Is that tongue? I'm not hearing any tongue. 52 00:01:49,653 --> 00:02:13,166 ♪ 53 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:16,507 VISCERA: Wow. 54 00:02:16,641 --> 00:02:18,043 He can and he did. 55 00:02:18,143 --> 00:02:19,646 TYRANNIS: I'm sorry about when the starfish 56 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:21,182 got stuck to my butt, 57 00:02:21,282 --> 00:02:22,919 I still have to seal some entry points in the boat. 58 00:02:23,052 --> 00:02:25,190 VISCERA: Ty, shush, it was great. 59 00:02:25,323 --> 00:02:28,063 So with the will-they-won't-they. 60 00:02:28,163 --> 00:02:30,200 You know, we've had the confessions of love, 61 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:31,837 the kiss, the sex. 62 00:02:31,904 --> 00:02:33,907 TYRANNIS: I like that part. VISCERA: What comes next? 63 00:02:33,974 --> 00:02:36,379 TYRANNIS Well, the rest of our lives? 64 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:38,083 VISCERA: Wow. TYRANNIS: No. 65 00:02:38,216 --> 00:02:40,220 [Clears throat] I mean, not that necessarily. 66 00:02:40,354 --> 00:02:42,023 If that's not what you want, I can adjust. 67 00:02:42,157 --> 00:02:45,097 I'm much more flexible emotionally than I am physically. 68 00:02:45,197 --> 00:02:46,232 VISCERA: [Chuckles] 69 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,769 No, I was just taken aback. 70 00:02:47,869 --> 00:02:49,339 TYRANNIS: Twice in one morning. VISCERA: [Scoffs] 71 00:02:49,472 --> 00:02:50,909 You idiot. Seriously, though, 72 00:02:51,009 --> 00:02:54,181 we probably owe ourselves a bit of a bigger conversation 73 00:02:54,248 --> 00:02:55,918 for a topic like "the rest of our lives." 74 00:02:56,018 --> 00:02:58,323 TYRANNIS: Absolutely. But before we dive into that, 75 00:02:58,390 --> 00:02:59,626 do you think we could possibly--? 76 00:02:59,759 --> 00:03:01,462 You want to go ring the sex bell? 77 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:04,234 It's not gonna ring itself! That's the masturbation bell. 78 00:03:04,368 --> 00:03:07,708 [Bell ringing] 79 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:12,250 SHLUB: Hooray! STUPENDOUS: Ho, ho! 80 00:03:12,384 --> 00:03:14,421 Somebody's ringing the sex bell. 81 00:03:14,522 --> 00:03:16,860 TYRANNIS: Yep. Got the girl, so to speak. 82 00:03:16,994 --> 00:03:18,296 SHLUB: Very proud of you, son. 83 00:03:18,396 --> 00:03:19,900 TYRANNIS: Story concluded. 84 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:22,271 VISCERA: I think maybe story just getting started? 85 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:25,344 TYRANNIS: Right. But also, meanwhile, got the girl. 86 00:03:25,411 --> 00:03:27,381 MESSENGER: [Pants] 87 00:03:27,515 --> 00:03:28,951 A message for the king. 88 00:03:29,051 --> 00:03:31,122 TYRANNIS: Yes, what is it? MESSENGER: Just a second. 89 00:03:31,256 --> 00:03:33,661 I ran all day to get here. This is a personal best. 90 00:03:33,794 --> 00:03:35,130 TYRANNIS: Ugh, you're that messenger 91 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:36,533 who's obnoxious about running. 92 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:38,170 MESSENGER: Hey, I discovered something I love. 93 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:40,274 It's obnoxious to talk about it? 94 00:03:40,374 --> 00:03:41,576 Just deliver the message. 95 00:03:41,677 --> 00:03:43,380 Timothy the Incredible and his ships 96 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:45,016 are in route to Krapopolis. 97 00:03:45,117 --> 00:03:46,686 STUPENDOUS: Oh, no! Dad, this is bad. 98 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:48,957 Timothy the Incredible is a conqueror. 99 00:03:49,091 --> 00:03:51,830 SHLUB: So what if he likes other men to watch him with their wives? 100 00:03:51,963 --> 00:03:54,536 Who are we to judge? STUPENDOUS: Not that kind! 101 00:03:54,603 --> 00:03:56,540 DELIRIA: Do you feel it opening your pores? 102 00:03:56,673 --> 00:03:58,877 HIPPOCAMPUS: Getting my gills too. 103 00:03:59,011 --> 00:04:00,113 APOLLO: Deliria! 104 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:01,448 DELIRIA: Oh, hello, frenemies. 105 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:04,021 To what don't I owe the displeasure? 106 00:04:04,154 --> 00:04:05,792 Oh, hold on. Let me try that again. 107 00:04:05,859 --> 00:04:10,200 APOLLO: You claim to have been hanging out with our dad, Zeus. 108 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,837 Claim? I'm a goddess queen. 109 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:13,808 Of course, the king of the gods is my friend. 110 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:17,314 HERMES: Right. That's the part we're not sure is totally real. 111 00:04:17,414 --> 00:04:18,818 DELIRIA: Of course it is. 112 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:20,453 He and I just went to a music festival together. 113 00:04:20,555 --> 00:04:22,926 HERMES: What kind of acts did you hear? 114 00:04:23,026 --> 00:04:24,328 DELIRIA: None of them, really. 115 00:04:24,461 --> 00:04:26,199 We were there to kill and maim musicians 116 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,636 who took themselves too seriously. 117 00:04:27,736 --> 00:04:29,706 APOLLO: That does sound like Dad. 118 00:04:29,806 --> 00:04:32,578 ATHENA: Enough! We haven't seen Zeus in years. 119 00:04:32,712 --> 00:04:34,314 If you're really hanging out with him, 120 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:35,685 bring him to us. 121 00:04:35,752 --> 00:04:38,189 HERMES: And, if you could, a covered dish. 122 00:04:38,289 --> 00:04:39,693 Just figured we'd make a thing of it. 123 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,630 APOLLO: And if you fail to produce him, 124 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:44,168 we'll be forced to render the punishment 125 00:04:44,235 --> 00:04:46,339 for lying to gods. 126 00:04:46,472 --> 00:04:48,510 ATHENA: Strong god exit. 127 00:04:50,213 --> 00:04:51,516 Also, a main would be great, 128 00:04:51,616 --> 00:04:52,919 because right now we have enough people 129 00:04:52,985 --> 00:04:54,355 on dessert and salad. 130 00:04:54,455 --> 00:04:56,627 HIPPOCAMPUS: So what was that about with Zeus? 131 00:04:56,727 --> 00:04:59,464 DELIRIA: There's something I should tell you. 132 00:05:01,336 --> 00:05:03,072 [Concerned murmurs] 133 00:05:05,879 --> 00:05:07,783 TYRANNIS: Wait, Stupe, we've got this, right? 134 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,085 STUPENDOUS: Got this? 135 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:10,588 Our military's no match for that. 136 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:13,459 Look at their boats. They stay up in water. 137 00:05:13,527 --> 00:05:15,363 TYRANNIS: Well, I can see how that would be an advantage. 138 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:16,934 But so what? You're the best. 139 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:18,905 You're not gonna let Krapopolis get conquered. 140 00:05:19,038 --> 00:05:21,475 STUPENDOUS: Maybe at my peak, I wouldn't gonna let them. 141 00:05:21,543 --> 00:05:23,781 But I don't know how to tell you this. 142 00:05:23,914 --> 00:05:27,121 I'm stretched thin. I had to get a second job. 143 00:05:27,221 --> 00:05:28,356 TYRANNIS: What? Why? 144 00:05:28,423 --> 00:05:30,126 Because of Dad. 145 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:32,430 As king, you weren't very sexy. 146 00:05:32,531 --> 00:05:34,235 TYRANNIS: Is this relevant? STUPENDOUS: Very! 147 00:05:34,302 --> 00:05:37,108 Under Dad's much, much sexier rule, 148 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:38,744 the city had a baby boom. 149 00:05:38,811 --> 00:05:41,248 TYRANNIS: So, this is gonna be, like, a whole story? 150 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,654 STUPENDOUS: Dad's reign created endless babies 151 00:05:43,754 --> 00:05:46,259 and endless demand for baby food. 152 00:05:46,392 --> 00:05:48,530 I was caught in constant trade wars 153 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:52,505 for bananas, peas, peaches, all the nom-noms. 154 00:05:52,572 --> 00:05:53,974 TYRANNIS: When was this, did you say? 155 00:05:54,074 --> 00:05:55,578 What was the time frame? STUPENDOUS: I realized 156 00:05:55,678 --> 00:05:57,281 the only way to end the bloodshed 157 00:05:57,414 --> 00:06:00,889 was to plant our own easily-gummed crops. 158 00:06:01,022 --> 00:06:02,258 So I did. 159 00:06:02,324 --> 00:06:05,163 Each morning I rise before dawn to plant. 160 00:06:05,296 --> 00:06:07,702 Each night, I dream of war. 161 00:06:07,836 --> 00:06:10,674 I'm a soldier and a farmer now, Ty. 162 00:06:10,808 --> 00:06:12,612 TYRANNIS: You could have just said that. 163 00:06:16,286 --> 00:06:17,421 Are they moving very slow 164 00:06:17,555 --> 00:06:20,193 or is our harbor deceptively huge? 165 00:06:20,293 --> 00:06:21,830 HIPPOCAMPUS: This is Zeus? 166 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:24,302 DELIRIA: Yes, he's in somewhat of a vegetative state. 167 00:06:24,435 --> 00:06:25,838 HIPPOCAMPUS: Is that part of him in the form of-- 168 00:06:25,971 --> 00:06:27,742 DELIRIA: A giraffe, yes. HIPPOCAMPUS: And he's-- 169 00:06:27,842 --> 00:06:30,614 DELIRIA: For all infinity, yes. It seems self-explanatory to me. 170 00:06:30,714 --> 00:06:32,585 Well, I guess if you have infinite power, 171 00:06:32,718 --> 00:06:34,321 you keep looking for bigger thrills. 172 00:06:34,455 --> 00:06:36,727 OK, so Zeus is taking care of himself 173 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:39,198 and you told the other gods he was hanging out with you 174 00:06:39,331 --> 00:06:41,335 so you could lord your status over them. 175 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,975 Incredible power grab, by the way. Love it. 176 00:06:44,075 --> 00:06:45,678 DELIRIA: Thank you, but you see the problem. 177 00:06:45,745 --> 00:06:47,314 If they see him like this, 178 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,185 they'll know they've been smooching my butt 179 00:06:49,318 --> 00:06:50,486 under false pretenses. 180 00:06:50,588 --> 00:06:52,759 But what if they don't see him like this? 181 00:06:52,859 --> 00:06:54,729 You know I can make copies of people, right? 182 00:06:54,863 --> 00:06:57,602 DELIRIA: What, you mean those lumbering, murderous Hippo 2s? 183 00:06:57,735 --> 00:07:00,608 The latest update has some great performance and bug fixes, 184 00:07:00,741 --> 00:07:03,212 like they won't rise up and murder everybody anymore 185 00:07:03,346 --> 00:07:04,716 nearly as often. 186 00:07:04,783 --> 00:07:06,887 And I added a kill switch that makes them explode. 187 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,893 You're telling me that you might be able to make a copy of Zeus? 188 00:07:10,026 --> 00:07:11,863 HIPPOCAMPUS: Sure, and once they see Zeus 2 189 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:13,399 and believe you two are best friends, 190 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,203 you can go back to making those suckers 191 00:07:15,336 --> 00:07:16,607 do whatever you want. 192 00:07:16,707 --> 00:07:18,275 DELIRIA: Hippo, you're a lifesaver. 193 00:07:18,409 --> 00:07:22,217 HIPPOCAMPUS: I mean, ratio-wise, I'm much more of a life-taker, 194 00:07:22,351 --> 00:07:24,555 but I'll accept the compliment. 195 00:07:27,027 --> 00:07:29,498 TYRANNIS: Guess we could've gone back to the palace, 196 00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:31,135 gotten a few things done. 197 00:07:34,643 --> 00:07:36,379 You know what, it's probably going to be the thing 198 00:07:36,479 --> 00:07:37,682 where you go to the bathroom, 199 00:07:37,782 --> 00:07:39,384 and that's when the food arrives. 200 00:07:39,519 --> 00:07:40,922 I better stay. STUPENDOUS: So, are we fighting 201 00:07:41,055 --> 00:07:42,658 these guys to the death, or just surrendering? 202 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:44,929 TYRANNIS: Neither would be the plan, at least. 203 00:07:45,063 --> 00:07:47,234 Dad, I'm counting on you to sweet-talk 204 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,637 your way out of this invasion. 205 00:07:48,771 --> 00:07:50,373 TIMOTHY: I don't like the term "invasion." 206 00:07:50,474 --> 00:07:51,510 TYRANNIS: [Screams] TIMOTHY: I prefer 207 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:53,112 "self-driven welcome." 208 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,924 TIMOTHY: King Shlub, it's an honor. 209 00:07:59,024 --> 00:08:01,395 What a beautiful city you have here. 210 00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:04,402 I'm Tim...othy. The incredible. 211 00:08:04,536 --> 00:08:05,470 TYRANNIS: So we gathered. 212 00:08:05,538 --> 00:08:07,675 TIMOTHY: Tyrannis and Stupendous, I assume. 213 00:08:07,775 --> 00:08:10,781 And the lovely second-in-command, Viscera. 214 00:08:10,848 --> 00:08:12,384 I like to do my research. 215 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,255 TYRANNIS: The better to plunder and pillage. 216 00:08:14,321 --> 00:08:15,691 TIMOTHY: OK, I get it. 217 00:08:15,824 --> 00:08:17,427 You're all worried about "the conqueror" thing. 218 00:08:17,561 --> 00:08:19,566 And I used to be a real slash-and-burn guy, 219 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,004 until I did some conquering in the East 220 00:08:22,137 --> 00:08:23,439 and discovered meditation. 221 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,977 STUPENDOUS: Meditation? 222 00:08:25,077 --> 00:08:26,679 TIMOTHY: I sit on a pillow for 20 minutes a day, 223 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:28,784 six times a day, and it makes me calmer 224 00:08:28,851 --> 00:08:30,921 and better than everyone else. 225 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:33,026 So, instead of choosing violence, 226 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,565 I choose to make you a deal. 227 00:08:35,698 --> 00:08:38,303 This is what Krapopolis currently looks like. 228 00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:39,706 TYRANNIS: OK, sort of. 229 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,210 TIMOTHY: And here's what it could look like. 230 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:45,250 CITIZENS: [Gasp and murmur] 231 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,053 TYRANNIS: What are you oohing and aahing about? 232 00:08:47,153 --> 00:08:48,322 They're just rectangles. 233 00:08:48,456 --> 00:08:50,327 JOSHUA: Nicer rectangles than we have. 234 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,863 TIMOTHY: You join my empire, 235 00:08:51,997 --> 00:08:54,602 and I bring your city into the future. 236 00:08:54,736 --> 00:08:56,840 How do public bathrooms sound to you? 237 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:58,744 TYRANNIS: We already have public bathrooms. 238 00:08:58,844 --> 00:09:01,315 VISCERA: Yeah, those mostly get used for sex. 239 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,319 TIMOTHY: We'll also have public sex rooms. 240 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,089 The Timpire allows us to take the best 241 00:09:05,156 --> 00:09:08,598 of every city we conquer and bring it to the new ones, 242 00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:12,337 creating a homogenous city-user experience. 243 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:14,141 JOSHUA: Sounds pretty great to me. 244 00:09:14,274 --> 00:09:15,878 TYRANNIS: Are you kidding? Don't fall for this. 245 00:09:15,978 --> 00:09:17,380 This is a complete invasion. 246 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,718 We can't let him do this to our city. 247 00:09:18,784 --> 00:09:20,320 MIRIAM: Do what? Improve it? 248 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,157 TYRANNIS: We'd be giving up everything we've worked for. 249 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:24,127 KAYLEIGH: Hey, why are you standing looking at us? 250 00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:26,299 You're not even king anymore. You've got to stand here now. 251 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,137 CITIZENS: Tim! Tim! Tim! TYRANNIS: No, don't do this. 252 00:09:29,271 --> 00:09:32,711 KAYLEIGH: When you stand here, you say the same thing. 253 00:09:32,778 --> 00:09:34,850 TYRANNIS: Dad, you're not gonna let this happen, are you? 254 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:38,356 EVERYONE: Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! 255 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:39,993 Tim! Tim! 256 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:43,199 ATHENA: Well, well, well. Look who's here. 257 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:44,869 APOLLO: And I don't see Zeus. 258 00:09:44,936 --> 00:09:47,240 HERMES: And I don't see a covered dish. 259 00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:48,677 DELIRIA: Relax. 260 00:09:48,777 --> 00:09:50,915 You know big Zeus. Always has to make an entrance. 261 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,952 He'll be here. ATHENA: He better be. 262 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:56,259 Unless the whole "goddess queen, best-friends-with-Zeus" thing 263 00:09:56,392 --> 00:09:57,662 is some kind of ruse. 264 00:09:57,762 --> 00:10:00,166 Ruse? Zeus and I are best friends. 265 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,906 He and I just went to a paint-your-own-pottery class. 266 00:10:03,039 --> 00:10:06,212 APOLLO: Really? And what did you and Zeus make? 267 00:10:06,279 --> 00:10:07,748 DELIRIA: I made a spoon rest. 268 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,686 He killed everyone there and impregnated the kiln. 269 00:10:09,786 --> 00:10:11,189 APOLLO: Yeah, that does sound like Dad. 270 00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:13,159 HIPPOCAMPUS: Hey, everybody! Sorry I'm late. 271 00:10:13,226 --> 00:10:17,636 I was just picking up the king of all gods! 272 00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:20,707 APOLLO: Oh, my good god! 273 00:10:21,677 --> 00:10:23,413 ZEUS 2: Ho, ho, ho! 274 00:10:23,547 --> 00:10:25,851 DELIRIA: "Ho, ho, ho"? 275 00:10:28,957 --> 00:10:30,961 ATHENA: You seem...different. 276 00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:34,535 APOLLO: Yeah. He looks like Dad, but-- 277 00:10:34,602 --> 00:10:36,238 [Chuckles] 278 00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:37,542 [Clears throat] 279 00:10:37,642 --> 00:10:39,412 ZEUS 2: Ho, ho, ho! 280 00:10:39,546 --> 00:10:40,948 More ham! 281 00:10:41,082 --> 00:10:42,919 HERMES: This is why we need an accurate headcount. 282 00:10:42,986 --> 00:10:45,122 I knew I didn't buy enough ham! 283 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,530 TIMOTHY: So, shall we get down to bronze tax? 284 00:10:48,597 --> 00:10:50,066 Let's talk about this merger. 285 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,970 TYRANNIS: You mean surrender. TIMOTHY: Hey, man. 286 00:10:52,104 --> 00:10:54,709 All I want is for everybody to come into the future with me. 287 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:59,084 And in return, all I get is control of a vast empire. 288 00:10:59,184 --> 00:11:00,453 It's a win-win. 289 00:11:00,554 --> 00:11:01,990 It's not a win-win. It's a lose-win. 290 00:11:02,124 --> 00:11:03,827 TIMOTHY: Ty, you seem like a great guy, 291 00:11:03,894 --> 00:11:05,531 but I'm talking to the king right now. 292 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:09,573 Shlub, I hear you like being a do-nothing, screw-around king? 293 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:10,874 SHLUB: Not in that order. 294 00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:12,978 TIMOTHY: Well, that's the beauty of this. 295 00:11:13,079 --> 00:11:16,251 You can keep doing that. Be a figurehead. 296 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:19,425 There's jobs for everybody in the Timpire. 297 00:11:19,491 --> 00:11:20,828 Stupe, what do you want? 298 00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:22,698 I always need generals for my super army. 299 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,737 Wow. That sounds like one job instead of two. 300 00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:27,140 I'm also a farmer. 301 00:11:27,274 --> 00:11:28,911 TYRANNIS: Yeah, yeah. That's been covered. 302 00:11:29,011 --> 00:11:30,346 TIMOTHY: Viscera, there'd be a place for you 303 00:11:30,479 --> 00:11:31,883 to help build civilizations. 304 00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:33,486 TYRANNIS: Uh, pretty sure she's gonna stay put. 305 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:34,856 We've just started a relationship. 306 00:11:34,922 --> 00:11:36,425 I got the girl. VISCERA: [Sighs] 307 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,296 TYRANNIS: I mean, I know we still have to have a talk, 308 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:40,634 but you know, you really came at an inopportune time. 309 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,470 TIMOTHY: All right, well, sleep on it. 310 00:11:42,605 --> 00:11:43,874 I'll be on my boat. 311 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,477 TYRANNIS: Have you all lost your minds? 312 00:11:45,611 --> 00:11:47,047 Dad, you realize joining the Timpire 313 00:11:47,147 --> 00:11:49,753 means you'd give up all control of the city as king? 314 00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:51,890 Being king has been a lot of work. 315 00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:54,494 Exactly what part of it has been a lot of work? 316 00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:55,765 The work part. 317 00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:57,434 Not to mention the ongoing problem 318 00:11:57,535 --> 00:11:59,939 with people cacking on the floor of the sex rooms. 319 00:12:00,039 --> 00:12:01,743 TYRANNIS: They're bathrooms! 320 00:12:01,809 --> 00:12:02,912 And that's you who's been doing it on the floor. 321 00:12:03,045 --> 00:12:04,983 And doing it on the floor. 322 00:12:05,116 --> 00:12:06,085 [Sighs] 323 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,389 Well, it seems like I'm the only one 324 00:12:08,523 --> 00:12:09,926 still holding on here. 325 00:12:10,059 --> 00:12:12,197 Maybe what I've been holding on to is already gone. 326 00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:13,934 I guess when I started this city, 327 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,771 in a way, all I was really looking for was-- 328 00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:18,810 STUPENDOUS: This isn't gonna be a whole story, is it? 329 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,781 See? See how that feels? 330 00:12:20,881 --> 00:12:22,417 ZEUS 2: [Laughs] 331 00:12:22,484 --> 00:12:25,758 DELIRIA: This thing is behaving nothing like the real Zeus. 332 00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:27,695 How did you get this so wrong? 333 00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:30,768 HIPPOCAMPUS: I had to use whatever source material was available. 334 00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:32,672 DELIRIA: What source material was available? 335 00:12:32,772 --> 00:12:34,542 ZEUS 2: Meow! 336 00:12:34,642 --> 00:12:35,778 DELIRIA: Oh. ATHENA: That's it. 337 00:12:35,844 --> 00:12:37,313 Something's wrong with Dad. 338 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,985 Nobody leaves until we find out why he's not being scary 339 00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:41,923 or zotting everybody with lightning. 340 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:44,060 HERMES: I'm back. I brought more ham. 341 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,296 [Gasps] 342 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,804 [Apollo, Hermes, and Athena scream] 343 00:12:48,904 --> 00:12:50,406 HIPPOCAMPUS: Kill switch was in my pocket. 344 00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:52,343 DELIRIA: I gathered that. 345 00:12:52,477 --> 00:12:54,950 TYRANNIS: Excuse me, what are those markings on the buildings? 346 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,087 SCOTT: These are the things we're getting rid of. 347 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,693 TYRANNIS: It looks like everything. SCOTT: Oh. 348 00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,094 I mean, why not put the marks 349 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:02,732 on the stuff you're not getting rid of? 350 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:06,171 SCOTT: Oh, boy. Guys, we're starting over! 351 00:13:06,305 --> 00:13:07,575 TYRANNIS: [Sighs] 352 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:10,079 VISCERA: So, you're really OK with this? 353 00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:13,118 Yes, I am. It's time for something new. 354 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:16,593 VISCERA: About that. There's something else. 355 00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:18,462 I think I want to go with him, too. 356 00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,469 It just sounds so juicy, you know? 357 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:22,705 Traveling the world, 358 00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:24,809 bringing civilization to everyone. 359 00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:27,313 TYRANNIS: It does sound "juicy," as you put it, 360 00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:28,717 but I got the girl? 361 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,721 DELIRIA: Well, the girl got a job. 362 00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,123 TYRANNIS: Sorry, I guess maybe that's enough 363 00:13:32,257 --> 00:13:33,860 of the "got-the-girl" stuff, huh? 364 00:13:33,993 --> 00:13:36,131 No, you know what? I'm gonna triple down on it. 365 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,002 I'm pretty sure this is a situation 366 00:13:38,102 --> 00:13:39,605 where the more you hear it, 367 00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:40,875 the more it's gonna start sounding good. 368 00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:42,411 VISCERA: Yeah, I don't think so. 369 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:45,183 But I wanted to say you're welcome to come with me 370 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,156 if you're really able to leave Krapopolis behind. 371 00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:50,828 TYRANNIS: Are you kidding? It's not even my city anymore. 372 00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:53,299 I mean, if you'll have me, I would love to travel the world with you 373 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,771 and maybe find a job for myself in the Timpire. 374 00:13:55,871 --> 00:13:58,042 VISCERA: Really? Ty! 375 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,483 TYRANNIS: Could you give me just one minute 376 00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:03,754 to say my farewells? 377 00:14:03,888 --> 00:14:05,590 VISCERA: Of course. Take your time. 378 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,264 Well, goodbye, Krap. 379 00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:10,366 [Sobs] 380 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,903 No, can't do it. 381 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:15,009 No goodbyes. I'll just process it in retrospect. 382 00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:17,648 Oh, no. I've made a huge mess. 383 00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:21,255 MAN: Ew! Who did this in the sex room? 384 00:14:21,389 --> 00:14:22,524 SHLUB: Two messes. 385 00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:24,394 Three! 386 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,071 TIMOTHY: Ty, I am so glad to hear 387 00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,543 you and Viscera will be joining my crew. 388 00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:32,679 TYRANNIS: No, I'm glad. 389 00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:35,049 And sorry again for interrupting when you were meditating. 390 00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:36,520 TIMOTHY: See, no, you don't understand. 391 00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:37,922 Being seen meditating 392 00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:40,293 is actually the best part of meditating. 393 00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:41,663 That and the peace. 394 00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:43,466 TYRANNIS: Isn't it just sitting? 395 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:46,071 TIMOTHY: Yeah, and I did 22 full minutes of it. 396 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,942 You can do anything to me right now. 397 00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,346 I won't care. TYRANNIS: Dad! 398 00:14:50,479 --> 00:14:53,586 GUARD 1: We caught him drilling into the side of the ship 399 00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:55,957 with a wine opener. GUARD 2: I think he was trying 400 00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:57,494 really inefficiently to make a hole. 401 00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:59,699 SHLUB: It's called sabotage. TYRANNIS: But, Dad, why? 402 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,736 You already agreed to give Tim the city. 403 00:15:01,837 --> 00:15:03,540 But I saw how much it means to you. 404 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,377 This city is your identity. 405 00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:06,813 It's called bittersweet. 406 00:15:06,913 --> 00:15:08,216 SHLUB: How am I supposed to know the difference 407 00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:09,818 between one sad face and another? 408 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,657 TYRANNIS: Don't you see? I got the girl. 409 00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:12,958 It's time to move on. 410 00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:14,328 SHLUB: That is so beautiful, my son. 411 00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:16,800 Is this the part where I say "go to her"? 412 00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:18,369 TYRANNIS: Yes. SHLUB: Go to her! 413 00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:20,541 I'm sorry for the business with the corkscrew, 414 00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:21,976 but you get it. Fatherly love. 415 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,447 TIMOTHY: Yeah, and I think it's super sweet. 416 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,984 And you know what? 417 00:15:26,084 --> 00:15:28,590 You put a little hole in my boat, I can overlook that. 418 00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,565 TYRANNIS: Dad, did you set the ship on fire? 419 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,971 SHLUB: Oh, yes, I forgot. I set all Tim's ships on fire. 420 00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:38,644 I wasn't 100% on the corkscrew plan. 421 00:15:38,777 --> 00:15:41,983 TIMOTHY: OK, now I am upset. This is my whole armada. 422 00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:43,119 It doesn't sit right. 423 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,755 I'm gonna have to retaliate, 424 00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:46,726 maybe devote my life to your destruction. 425 00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,262 I mean, I'm at peace with myself, 426 00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:49,866 but I'm not gonna be a doormat. 427 00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,270 I am really very, very mad. 428 00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:54,575 SHLUB: See? You still don't sound mad. 429 00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:57,380 TYRANNIS: OK, we seriously have to start meditating. 430 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,284 ATHENA: He exploded? 431 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,154 APOLLO: Yeah, does that mean he's dead? 432 00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:03,059 Does that mean we can explode, too? 433 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:05,163 HIPPOCAMPUS: OK, so I know this looks bad, but... 434 00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:07,200 DELIRIA: God, I'm going to get sent to Tartarus 435 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,572 and get some sort of stupid ironic punishment, aren't I? 436 00:16:09,672 --> 00:16:12,243 Which is ironic, because I hate irony the most. 437 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,314 ATHENA: Well, I don't know if we can explode or not, 438 00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:18,657 but one thing I do know is Dad is gone. 439 00:16:18,757 --> 00:16:20,761 EVERYONE: [Cheering] 440 00:16:20,894 --> 00:16:22,898 HIPPOCAMPUS: OK, unexpected twist. 441 00:16:23,032 --> 00:16:24,434 DELIRIA: Hold on, you're happy? 442 00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:27,575 ATHENA: Sorry, darling, I know he was your friend, 443 00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,779 but I don't think anyone here isn't relieved 444 00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:32,317 that he's a pile of meat now. [giggles] 445 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,321 DELIRIA: I can't believe we're about to get away with this. 446 00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:37,059 APOLLO: What? HERMES: She didn't. 447 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:38,597 APOLLO: "Get away with this"? 448 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,068 ATHENA: Now that the king of all the gods is dead, 449 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,905 all bets are off, bitch. 450 00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,440 HIPPOCAMPUS: What are you gonna do? 451 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:47,515 APOLLO: I think the question is, what are we not gonna do? 452 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,787 [Laughing] 453 00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:54,327 HIPPOCAMPUS: Should we--? 454 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,198 DELIRIA: Yes, they're going to be laughing for a while, I think. 455 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,971 TYRANNIS: Great news, everybody. The city is saved. 456 00:16:59,071 --> 00:17:00,440 KAYLEIGH: From what? 457 00:17:00,508 --> 00:17:02,210 Large-scale infrastructural improvements? 458 00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:04,114 TYRANNIS: We won't be joining Timothy the Incredible. 459 00:17:04,214 --> 00:17:06,084 Krapopolis will be free. 460 00:17:06,218 --> 00:17:07,522 KAYLEIGH: Of what? 461 00:17:07,622 --> 00:17:09,491 Large-scale infrastructural improvements? 462 00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:11,494 TYRANNIS: Yeah, OK, Kayleigh, we heard you the first time. 463 00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:15,103 MIRIAM: You scuttled the deal? SHLUB: No, I scuttled the deal. 464 00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:17,040 SCOTT: No, I scuttled the deal. 465 00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:18,610 TYRANNIS: Scott, we're not doing that bit. 466 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,246 The deal is scuttled, OK? Let's just say that. 467 00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:22,450 KAYLEIGH: But we wanted to join Tim! 468 00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:25,724 He's so rich and calm from being so rich. 469 00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,661 JOSHUA: When we thought we were getting new buildings, 470 00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:30,601 we got super drunk and trashed the old ones. 471 00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:33,105 MIRIAM: Yeah, we messed this place up good. 472 00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:34,943 TYRANNIS: And we'll fix it. Right, Dad? 473 00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:38,282 SHLUB: I couldn't possibly care any less. 474 00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,620 VISCERA: Uh, why are we hugging? 475 00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:43,527 Oh, god, you scuttled the deal. 476 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,429 HIPPOCAMPUS: OK, before you get mad, 477 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,902 the gods definitely believed that was Zeus back there. 478 00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,371 DELIRIA: Until he exploded 479 00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:51,074 and the gods vowed to take vengeance upon us. 480 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:53,111 But we can survive that, right? 481 00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:55,483 DELIRIA: Oh, absolutely not. We are completely screwed. 482 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:58,523 That's why I brought us the biggest weapon imaginable. 483 00:17:58,657 --> 00:18:01,394 HIPPOCAMPUS: Is that--? DELIRIA: The comatose body of the real Zeus. 484 00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:03,866 Yes, I stole it while those three idiots 485 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,637 were busy break dancing about his death. 486 00:18:05,738 --> 00:18:07,173 I un-giraffed him, 487 00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:09,010 because I wasn't about to carry that whole monstrosity. 488 00:18:09,143 --> 00:18:11,549 HIPPOCAMPUS: Ugh, look how chapped his lips are. 489 00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:13,452 So we're just gonna keep him here 490 00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:15,422 and then it's gonna work out well for us? 491 00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:19,163 DELIRIA: Oh, stop poking holes. We own Zeus now. 492 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:20,867 Owning Zeus sounds like a good thing. 493 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,740 That's as far as I got with it. HIPPOCAMPUS: Sounds like a plan. 494 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,143 Barely. 495 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:26,512 TYRANNIS: I know you were excited 496 00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:28,148 about setting off with Tim, but-- 497 00:18:28,282 --> 00:18:29,685 VISCERA: Ty, I'm still going with Tim. 498 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:31,556 TYRANNIS: What? VISCERA: He still wants me 499 00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:35,330 because I'm not the one who burned his armada and stuff. 500 00:18:35,396 --> 00:18:36,599 Oh, uh, 501 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:40,173 and I guess obviously I'm not still invited, so-- 502 00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:43,312 VISCERA: I'm sorry, Ty. I have to make my mark. 503 00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:45,584 Just like you did with this city. 504 00:18:45,717 --> 00:18:48,455 Tell me, does it ever happen in a will-they-won't-they 505 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,493 that it seems like they won't, 506 00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:54,067 but then somehow, someday they actually do? 507 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,704 TYRANNIS: I sure hope so. 508 00:18:55,771 --> 00:18:57,307 I mean, yes, that basically always happens 509 00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:58,810 in will-they-won't-theys. 510 00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:00,714 VISCERA: Hey, Timothy wants to conquer you guys. 511 00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:03,285 Maybe I'll invade you. TYRANNIS: Maybe I'll let you. 512 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,622 Heard it, rescinded. 513 00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,191 VISCERA: [Chuckles] 514 00:19:06,325 --> 00:19:07,794 You're stupid. 515 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,468 TYRANNIS: OK, so I just want to make sure 516 00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:13,706 how utterly and thoroughly screwed we are. 517 00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:16,478 STUPENDOUS: Me too. It affects how much dessert I get to eat. 518 00:19:16,612 --> 00:19:18,082 TYRANNIS: So, we've got a promised invasion 519 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:19,618 by Timothy the Incredible, 520 00:19:19,718 --> 00:19:22,090 a seemingly very likely revenge war from the gods, 521 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,793 is that right? DELIRIA: Guaranteed. 522 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,363 I'd say guaranteed. 523 00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:28,202 TYRANNIS: I lost the girl, and...is there anything else? 524 00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,572 SHLUB: Hippocampus, 525 00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:31,208 did you know you've got Zeus in your lab? 526 00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:32,945 It seems he's quite upset. 527 00:19:33,079 --> 00:19:34,414 [Grunts] 528 00:19:34,515 --> 00:19:35,951 [Scream] 529 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,253 ZEUS: Deliria, you took away 530 00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:39,257 the most important thing in my life. 531 00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:41,829 HIPPOCAMPUS: What? Putting yourself in a coma so you can-- 532 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,533 ZEUS: Yes! So now I take away 533 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,336 the most important thing in yours. 534 00:19:45,403 --> 00:19:47,139 SHLUB: Quick! Tell him the most important thing 535 00:19:47,239 --> 00:19:49,979 in your life is that spoon. 536 00:19:50,113 --> 00:19:51,749 Could have worked. 537 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,619 [Scream] 538 00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:58,428 Oowee! Flip my flippers and call me Willy, 539 00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,265 because that was a pack of smickle-smack 540 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,036 if I ever saw one. 541 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,573 Did you see that? 542 00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:05,276 Let's go back. 543 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:08,248 Did Shlub get kilt? It looks like Shlub got kilt. 544 00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:11,522 I mean, he can't be kilt. Or could he? 545 00:20:11,656 --> 00:20:13,527 Never do know with this program. 546 00:20:13,627 --> 00:20:16,164 After all, Ty was king two seasons, 547 00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:17,668 then they swapped in Shlub. 548 00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:19,404 I thought he'd be back in the throne 549 00:20:19,505 --> 00:20:20,841 before "Bob's Burgers," 550 00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:22,745 but they followed right the heck on through. 551 00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:24,047 Like me following you 552 00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:25,149 right on through into your bedroom 553 00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:26,519 without you knowing 554 00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:28,021 when you're done watching this episode. 555 00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:29,290 [Laughs] 556 00:20:29,424 --> 00:20:31,562 I won't do that, far as you'll ever know. 557 00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:34,167 Either way, these Krappy kids got more cliffhangers 558 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,006 than a Lithgow-Rooker-Stallone hall of mirrors 559 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,543 in 1993. 560 00:20:38,677 --> 00:20:40,780 They got that Timpire violent revenge, 561 00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:44,053 Viscera off to join them, gods all mad at Deliria, 562 00:20:44,154 --> 00:20:45,690 though they still think Zeus blew up, 563 00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:47,427 so that could throw a mess of frogs 564 00:20:47,561 --> 00:20:48,930 in their watermill gears. 565 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,299 [Laughs] 566 00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,137 And speaking of Zeus, what do we think? 567 00:20:52,203 --> 00:20:53,673 He's not just gonna go away 568 00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,679 now that he woke up all angry and killed Shlub. 569 00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:59,050 If that's what he did do, kill Shlub. 570 00:20:59,184 --> 00:21:01,455 Is that what he did? Did he kill Shlub? 571 00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:05,062 To find out, we're just gonna have to wait till season four. 572 00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:06,732 Or was it five? I lost track. 573 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,303 Think they renewed it till season 12. 574 00:21:09,404 --> 00:21:10,707 That make you mad? 575 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,780 You can tell me all about it inside the coffin 576 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,183 you're gonna wake up in. 577 00:21:15,283 --> 00:21:16,586 Gonna be pitch black in there, 578 00:21:16,719 --> 00:21:18,923 but you can count on me being there with you. 579 00:21:19,057 --> 00:21:20,961 All ears and ready to listen. 580 00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:22,798 Till your oxygen runs out. 581 00:21:22,932 --> 00:21:24,334 [Laughs] 582 00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:26,739 Well, I'm your Crazy Narrator Man, 583 00:21:26,873 --> 00:21:29,076 and I'll be reading what you put on the Reddits, 584 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,613 so be nice, now! 585 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,551 MAN: Did you get any of that? 586 00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:36,692 MAN 2: Bento.