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Tyrannis: Look, science now
confirms that many of the rocks

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we throw at birds are, in fact,
the same rocks

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that randomly fall out
of the sky onto people.

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Miriam: So, what, we're just
supposed to sit back

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and let that hawk
with a knife stab us dead?

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Joshua: Yeah! Your brother
strapped a knife to that thing,

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and now we're done for.

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You don't know true fear
until you've been

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face to face
with the Knife-Hawk.

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Tyrannis: I want to stop
Knife-Hawk

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as much as the next guy.

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Just be mindful
is all I'm saying.

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We're in a city now, we're
a lot more densely packed,

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which brings me to my next item.

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Who can tell
me what these things are?

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Kayleigh: A piece of a vase,
some dirty cloth,

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and chicken bones?

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Tyrannis: That's what
they used to be called,

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but now I'm giving them
a different name--garbage.

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All of this is garbage,

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and there's too much of it
everywhere.

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Joshua: You're telling me
those three different things

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are now one thing?

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Tyrannis: Don't get hung up
on the word,

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even though it was perfect.
The point is--

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Miriam: So if I want
to chew on a chicken bone,

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I have to say
"Pass the garbage"?

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Tyrannis: If you want
a chicken bone,

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you can still say,
"Pass the chicken bone."

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But once it's on the ground,
it's garbage.

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Joshua: So now things have
different words

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depending on whether or not
they're on the ground?

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Scott: I'm on the ground.
Am I garbage?

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Tyrannis: No. Look, once again,

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the word thing was just
a fun little way to start.

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Scott: You basically just
killed the entire concept

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of conversation.

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"Hi, garbage?
How's your wife and garbage?

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Nice garbage you're wearing."

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Is this how we're living now?!

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Joshua: Yeah,
walk me through this.

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Why aren't we all sometimes
garbage in this new paradigm?

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Citizens: Yeah.

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Tyrannis:
Look, let me start again.

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Stuff is piling up, and we
need to do something about it.

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Nothing is more important than--
[Hawk screeching]

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Knife-Hawk!
[Citizens screaming]

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[Theme music playing]

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♪

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♪

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♪ Ooh!

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Stupendous: Mmm.
Now, that's lamb cooked rare--

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bloody on the inside
and a little bit of wool

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on the outside.

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Tyrannis: Well, I just had
a swing and a mi--aah!

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Ugh. Stupe!
Stupendous: What?

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It's not my fault
you can't walk on bones.

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Tyrannis: I just talked to
my citizens about

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cleaning up after themselves.

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They didn't get it, and it seems
like you don't either. Mom!

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Shlub:
Furious entrance, darling!

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Deliria: I have a reason
to be furious.

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I've just been to my temple.
What is he doing on the floor?

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Shlub: Ty gets off
on collecting old food,

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and he wants everyone in town
to do it, too.

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There's an element
of humiliation to it.

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Deliria: Right.
So as I was saying,

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I was just at my temple,
and there

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wasn't a single offering there.
Can you believe it?

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Tyrannis:
I absolutely can believe it.

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Why would anyone
leave you offerings?

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Deliria: Because I'm a goddess!

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Stupendous: But, like,
goddess of what?

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Deliria: Over the years,
I've had many titles:

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goddess of self-destruction,
questionable choices,

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a boozy brunch, dust devils,
derring-do.

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Tyrannis: Dust devils?

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Those little
knee-high tornadoes of dust?

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Deliria: Your predecessors
were terrified of them.

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Shlub:
And I'm delighted by them.

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Those sweet little things.

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Only problem is
there's no cheeks to pinch.

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Tyrannis: Mother, you actually
have to do things for people

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if you expect them
to worship you.

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Deliria: Hmm,
that doesn't sound right.

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Hippocampus: Hey, Ty,
I don't know what you said

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to people today, but they
are really freaking out.

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Deliria:
What exactly did you do?

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Joshua: What do you think
you're doing

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with my sexy amphora?

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Philomena: It's ugly,
it's embarrassing,

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and now I finally have a word
for it. It's garbage. Mm!

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Joshua: My father gave me that!

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Scott: And he's like,
"Hey, today, no big deal,

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"but everything is
gonna be different.

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"Some things will have value

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"and some things
won't have value,

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and it's up to you to decide."

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Tyrannis: Kayleigh,
what did we just talk about?

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Kayleigh: Chicken bones?
Tyrannis: Yes,

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but the example includes
all discarded animal parts.

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Kayleigh: I just don't
understand anything. [Sobbing]

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Deliria: Oh, you really did
a number on these guys.

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Kayleigh: I feel stupid.

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Hippocampus: OK,
so you know pits, right?

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Stupendous:
Of course I know pits.

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We've been using 'em for years.

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A good pit can snag
30, 40 guys a day.

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It's a battlefield staple.

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Hippocampus: All right.
So you know pits.

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Now, do you know grease?

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Stupendous: I don't know.
It's great on food.

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Gets all over our hands, though.
Slippery stuff.

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Wait a minute.
You're not saying, like...

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Hippocampus: A greased pit!
Stupendous: It can't be done.

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Hippocampus: Oh, it can.

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Grease in the pit,
grease on the walls,

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grease around the perimeter.

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Greased pit.
[Falling soldiers yell]

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Stupendous:
No, you don't understand.

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We can't do this.
Hippocampus: Why the hell not?

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Stupendous: Because it's not
right! A fully greased pit?

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I mean, I'm all
for destroying my enemies,

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but you're talking about
whole armies sliding in

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not knowing what hit 'em.

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It's not a fair fight.
There's no glory in this hole.

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Hippocampus:
Stupe, we build this,

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and you'll never have to fight
another war ever again.

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It's more than a grease pit.
It's a peace pit.

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Stupendous: No, no, no.
You're not thinking it through.

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We build it,
everyone else builds it, too.

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Then what do we have?
A world full of greased pits,

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or what's left of a world.

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Hippocampus:
Look. The idea exists.

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It was there for me to discover.

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Other scientists are way behind
me, but they will get there.

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The only question is
who gets there first.

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Stupendous: Aah! You're right.

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We have to do this.

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I can't believe what we've done
here today.

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May all the gods
have mercy on our souls.

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Hippocampus: Right,
so let's just get the ladder

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and get out of here.
Stupendous: What ladder?

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Tyrannis: OK, everyone,
attention, please.

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We're going to start
this whole thing over again.

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I need you to forget
that I ever said

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anything about garbage.

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Isn't that a relief?

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Kayleigh: How can I forget
something that I remember?

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It like my brain--
It's--oh, god!

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Oh, it hurts so bad!

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Joshua: Now, is that barf
garbage if a cat eats it?

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I can see both answers being
right, and the fact that there

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can be two answers,
possibly even more,

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chills me to the bone.

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I just wish there was
an authority I could turn to.

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Tyrannis:
What do you think I am.

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Deliria: He's saying he wishes
there were

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a god he could turn to.
Tyrannis: Is that true?

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You mean to tell me if a god
told you to pick up the stuff

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all over the ground,
you'd do it, no questions asked?

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Joshua: Well, yeah.

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I mean, I'd imagine he'd
smite me if I didn't.

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Deliria:
You know, it's not every day

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that a brand-new human thing

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comes along that causes
this much mental anguish.

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Tyrannis: It was
an unintended consequence.

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Please don't dunk
on me right now.

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Deliria: I'm not
going to dunk, darling.

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These people need a god where
there's currently no god,

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and that's simply
something you can't do.

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I'll take over from here.

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Everyone, I am Deliria,
goddess of garbage.

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Worship me!

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Tyrannis: OK, great. So then
in addition to the worship,

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though, you'll also
make them pick up their--

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Deliria: Worship me!

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Tyrannis, softly: Wonderful.

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Citizens: Deliria!
Citizen: Over here! Pick me...

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Scott: Goddess Deliria,
in exchange for this offering,

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would you please
tell my roommate

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that his collection of
really old yogurt is garbage?

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Deliria: How old is really old?
Scott: Here. Another sheep.

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Deliria: The yogurt's garbage.

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Tyrannis: Here's a barrel
for you

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to toss that stinky yogurt into.

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Scott: I'll just
throw it on the street.

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That works for me.

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Tyrannis: Mother, I appreciate
your help here,

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but I kind of thought it would
involve a little more cleanup.

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You know, zap-zap
and the garbage goes away.

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Deliria: Why would I do that?

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Tyrannis: Because I'm
having a garbage problem.

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That's why
all of this is happening.

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I need people to throw
their garbage away.

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You are the goddess
of garbage, right?

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Shouldn't getting rid of garbage
be a big thing you do?

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Deliria: Darling, does the
goddess of war get rid of war?

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Tyrannis: What?

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Deliria: Does the goddess
of sex get rid of sex?

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Tyrannis: I wouldn't know.

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Deliria: The gods
don't get rid of the things

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they're gods of. That's
where they get their power.

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Tyrannis: Right. Sure.

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But didn't you say
you'd be helping out?

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Deliria: I am helping out.

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You created confusion about
this garbage thing,

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and I pounced on it as someone

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they can direct
their weird energy toward,

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and the offerings
are pouring in.

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Someone even gave me a baby.

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Tyrannis: What? Give it back!

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Deliria: Oh, fine.
Here. It's someone's baby.

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Mazel tov.
Or, I don't know, bon appétit.

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Tyrannis: You know you're

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not the real goddess of garbage,
right?

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Deliria: Real? Who cares?
Tyrannis: Well, that's--

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Well, actually that's sort of
interesting.

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It's not the god
that does the work,

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it's the idea of the god.

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Deliria: All right.
Well, if you're just going to be

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processing thoughts out loud,
I think we're done here.

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Stupendous: Hyah!
Hippocampus: Whoa! Ohh.

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Whoa! Oof.

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Stupendous: All right.
I gotta call it. I give up.

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Hippocampus: No, you can't.
Come on. Just one more time.

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14th time's the charm.
Stupendous: Come on.

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We both know how this ends. Heh!

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I always thought I would die
in battle.

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Guess that dream's dead.

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Hippocampus: I always thought
I'd evolve beyond death,

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but I didn't get there in time.

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[Stupendous groans]

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Stupendous:
So how do you wanna do this,

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you wanna kill each other

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or just watch each other
gradually starve to death,

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or I eat you or what?

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Hippocampus:
Let me think about it.

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Shlub: Hippo, Stupendous!

241
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No one's at the palace,
and I'm bored!

242
00:08:50,922 --> 00:08:52,697
Hippocampus: It's Dad!
He can fly us out.

243
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:56,234
Dad! We're in here!

244
00:08:56,311 --> 00:08:58,094
But watch out for the grease!

245
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Stupendous: Yeah, fly in.

246
00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:01,598
It's greased
before you think it is!

247
00:09:01,616 --> 00:09:02,782
[Insect buzzes]

248
00:09:02,784 --> 00:09:04,417
[Doink]
Shlub: Aah! What!

249
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,786
Whoa! Whoa! Ohh!
It appears I've been spooked.

250
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My lower half is spooked.

251
00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:11,198
Hippocampus:
You gotta calm yourself down!

252
00:09:11,276 --> 00:09:13,051
Shlub: Did you not hear me?
I'm spooked.

253
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,111
You can't self-calm
when you're spooked.

254
00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:18,131
Once the spooking starts,
it has to run its course.

255
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Stupendous: We know!

256
00:09:19,951 --> 00:09:22,043
Shlub: Whoa! Whoa! whoa!

257
00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:25,622
Hey! No, no, no, no, no, no,
noooooo!

258
00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,048
[Thud]

259
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Stupendous: Shh, shh, shh.
There you go.

260
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Shlub: I'm good now. I'm good.
Hippocampus: Can you fly us out?

261
00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:33,963
Shlub: My wings are greased!

262
00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:35,465
You bastards.

263
00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:37,817
Do you have any idea
what you've built here?

264
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This is the very invention that
killed humans the first time.

265
00:09:40,972 --> 00:09:42,247
Hippocampus: First time?

266
00:09:42,324 --> 00:09:44,899
Tyrannis: Hey, Joshua, my man.

267
00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:47,811
Remember when we were talking
earlier about a garbage god

268
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who would smite you
if you didn't pick up garbage?

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00:09:49,906 --> 00:09:52,257
Joshua: Honestly, I haven't
stopped thinking about him,

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especially since your mother

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turned out to be
the garbage goddess,

272
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and she doesn't seem to care
about picking things up.

273
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Tyrannis: Tell me about it!

274
00:09:59,507 --> 00:10:01,766
Well, get this--there is
another garbage god.

275
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He is in charge of picking it up
and putting it in barrels.

276
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,163
Joshua: Oh? What's his name?

277
00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:09,791
Tyrannis: His name is, uh...

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Mister...Boogens. Mr. Boogens.

279
00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,853
Joshua: Does Mr. Boogens
work with Deliria?

280
00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:17,674
Tyrannis: He does not. In fact,
they are bitter enemies.

281
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The story is, he grew out of
Deliria's pinky toe, but she

282
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was such a terrible mother,
she killed him

283
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by stuffing him into a barrel
and tossing it into the sea.

284
00:10:26,351 --> 00:10:30,353
And he also made her forget
all her sons' birthdays

285
00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:33,039
every single year,
which is the only reason

286
00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:35,300
why she hasn't wished me
a happy birthday.

287
00:10:35,527 --> 00:10:37,043
Joshua:
Wow. What's he look like?

288
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,879
Tyrannis: He's got a pig nose
for smelling garbage

289
00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:42,532
and eagle claws
for picking up garbage.

290
00:10:42,534 --> 00:10:44,309
You definitely don't want
a visit from him,

291
00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:46,794
so I'd chop-chop on the garbage.

292
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,371
Joshua: Right, yes. Of course.

293
00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:51,358
Anything not to be smited by
Mr. Boogens.

294
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,486
Tyrannis: "Oh.
Is it your birthday?"

295
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,154
Yes, it actually is.

296
00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:57,897
Stupendous:
How's the degreasing going?

297
00:10:57,974 --> 00:10:59,382
Hippocampus: [Sighs]
Hopeless.

298
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,159
I sure didn't skimp
on this stuff.

299
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,903
Man: This field gives us
a good entry into the city.

300
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,405
Get in formation to attack!

301
00:11:05,481 --> 00:11:07,356
Stupendous: Invaders.
Shlub: Do we warn them?

302
00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:08,908
Stupendous: If we do,
then they'll sack the city.

303
00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:10,317
Hippocampus:
Now do you understand

304
00:11:10,319 --> 00:11:12,170
why we had to do this?

305
00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:13,672
Stupendous: I understand it,
but I don't like it.

306
00:11:13,823 --> 00:11:17,491
Over here!

307
00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:21,662
[Audio plays at slow speed]
General: Attack!

308
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,348
♪

309
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,849
[Horse neighing]

310
00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:28,169
♪

311
00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:31,189
Soldiers: Ohh!

312
00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:33,674
Soldier: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

313
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:45,595
♪

314
00:11:45,613 --> 00:11:47,872
Soldier: Oh!

315
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:55,438
♪

316
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,717
General: Whoa!

317
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:03,537
♪

318
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:04,705
[Music stops]

319
00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:06,540
Stupendous: Is that everyone?

320
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,060
[Elephant trumpets]

321
00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:13,957
General: I could've sworn we had
one more elephant.

322
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,625
[Different elephant trumpets]

323
00:12:15,627 --> 00:12:18,644
General: Ah, there he is.
Stupendous: Cool.

324
00:12:18,797 --> 00:12:21,297
Tyrannis: That's it.
Everything in the barrels.

325
00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:24,058
Oh, Mr. Boogens commands someone
to refill my cheese board.

326
00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:25,744
Deliria:
What the hell is going on?

327
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:27,820
There's no one at my temple
and the garbage is gone.

328
00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:29,247
Tyrannis: I would thank you,

329
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,974
but you didn't fix my problems
for me,

330
00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:32,733
so I had to bring in
the big guns.

331
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:36,904
This is the work of Mr. Boogens.
Joshua: All hail Mr. Boogens!

332
00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:38,256
Tyrannis: That's right, Joshua.

333
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,074
Deliria: Did you make up a god?

334
00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:41,575
Tyrannis: I did.

335
00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:42,910
He tells people to clean up
the garbage

336
00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:44,487
or else they'll be smited.

337
00:12:44,489 --> 00:12:46,264
Deliria: You can't do that.
Tyrannis: Why not?

338
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,007
You made yourself
the goddess of garbage.

339
00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:49,842
Deliria:
Yes, but I was already a god!

340
00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:52,086
How exactly does
Mr. Boogens operate?

341
00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:54,330
Tyrannis: Oh, he sends
his messages through me.

342
00:12:54,332 --> 00:12:56,499
Deliria: Do the people
ever see this Mr. Boogens?

343
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,518
Tyrannis: Nah. I just told them
he talks to me in my head.

344
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,019
Deliria: So you made up
an unseen god

345
00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:01,504
who talks to mortals
in their heads,

346
00:13:01,506 --> 00:13:03,097
and you don't think
that's dangerous?

347
00:13:03,174 --> 00:13:04,598
Joshua: Hey, everyone!

348
00:13:04,676 --> 00:13:06,767
Mr. Boogens talks
to people in their heads!

349
00:13:06,845 --> 00:13:09,028
Scott: I heard him. I just heard
him in my own head.

350
00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:11,272
He commands us to
wear these hats.

351
00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:13,016
Joshua: He told me the hat
is all wrong.

352
00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:15,126
We're supposed to wear
tall sandals.

353
00:13:15,203 --> 00:13:16,127
Scott:
You're just self-conscious

354
00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:17,687
about your height.

355
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:20,281
From now on, Mr. Boogens
only talks to me.

356
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,617
Joshua: Don't listen to him.
He's getting rich selling hats,

357
00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:26,471
and that's not
what Mr. Boogens is all about.

358
00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:28,622
Citizens: War time!

359
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,475
[Citizens yelling]

360
00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:33,052
♪

361
00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:36,039
Man: Aah!
Woman: You killed him!

362
00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:37,540
[Citizens groaning]

363
00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:39,892
Deliria: One afternoon
pretending to be a god

364
00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:42,395
and you've trashed the city you
were hellbent on cleaning up.

365
00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:44,138
I couldn't teach you
a better lesson

366
00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:45,973
than you've taught yourself.

367
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:47,733
Tyrannis: I'll just
tell the people

368
00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:49,052
as plainly as possible
what happened. I'll own it.

369
00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:50,553
That should make things fine.

370
00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:52,071
Joshua: We did good today,
sandals-people.

371
00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:53,981
Thanks be to Boogens.

372
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,726
Tyrannis: Hey, Joshua,
mind if I have a word?

373
00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:58,336
Joshua: Ah, good Boogens to you.

374
00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:01,673
Tyrannis: Right. So, about
that. Mr. Boogens isn't real.

375
00:14:01,749 --> 00:14:03,508
He's a god I made up.

376
00:14:03,585 --> 00:14:07,328
Joshua: That's interesting
because he's very real to me.

377
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,589
Deliria: The fun's over,
my son is an idiot, and I

378
00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:12,408
wouldn't blame you
for holding this whole episode

379
00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:15,411
against him, but he is right.
Mr. Boogens is a fake.

380
00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:18,189
He made him up, and pretty
recklessly, I might add.

381
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,933
Tyrannis: I know you might
be feeling a little foolish

382
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:23,252
right now for going along
with a fake god's wishes,

383
00:14:23,271 --> 00:14:25,846
but please be comforted
knowing that your actions

384
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,532
really helped Krapopolis.

385
00:14:27,609 --> 00:14:30,869
Well, until the destructive war,
but I'll take the heat for that.

386
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,929
Joshua: Sorry.
I wasn't listening.

387
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,188
Mr. Boogens was just talking
to me, and he told me

388
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:35,540
that kings don't matter.

389
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,191
Deliria:
Well, I agree with you there.

390
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:38,935
But, seriously,
drop the Boogens stuff.

391
00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:40,694
He's obviously not real.

392
00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:43,106
Joshua: Of course
the evil mother of Mr. Boogens

393
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,790
would say that.

394
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:47,051
Deliria: Oh, are you saying that
I'm Mr. Boogens' mother?

395
00:14:47,128 --> 00:14:49,536
Joshua: Yes,
you're evil. And in a world

396
00:14:49,614 --> 00:14:52,557
where Mr. Boogens exists,
we don't need you.

397
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:55,118
Deliria: [Gasps]
Ty, did you tell him that?!

398
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,394
Tyrannis: OK,
technically, yes, but--

399
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,897
Deliria: Furious mother exit!

400
00:14:58,973 --> 00:15:00,456
[Citizens moaning]

401
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,066
[Man groans]

402
00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:06,462
Tyrannis: I'm sorry, Mother.

403
00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:07,906
It's just because I
was in the zone.

404
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,556
You know how creative I can be.

405
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,558
Deliria: You were mad
that things didn't work out

406
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,986
exactly how you'd envisioned
they would, and instead

407
00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:16,806
of managing your expectations,
you tried a shortcut.

408
00:15:16,808 --> 00:15:18,474
Tyrannis: I just wanted
some help from my mother.

409
00:15:18,476 --> 00:15:20,401
Deliria: And your mother
is a god.

410
00:15:20,478 --> 00:15:22,812
If gods made the world perfect
for you,

411
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,255
you'd become just like us--

412
00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:25,982
bored little teenagers
breaking things for fun.

413
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,625
Is that what you want?

414
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,743
Tyrannis: Desperately!
Deliria: No, you don't.

415
00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:31,504
You want the world to be
a better place for some reason.

416
00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:34,490
And your good intentions led
to the creation of a monster

417
00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:36,100
that neither of us can control--

418
00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:38,327
an all-powerful being
that no one can see

419
00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:40,421
and everyone thinks
they can hear.

420
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,331
This kind of thing happens
every once in a while.

421
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,000
No one can shut it down.

422
00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:45,685
I'm going to have to tell
the gods to destroy the world

423
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:47,336
and start over.
Tyrannis: Wait. What?

424
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:49,021
Deliria: We do it
all the time. It's fine.

425
00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:50,690
Tyrannis: Not fine for us!

426
00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:53,509
Despite that shocking
admission, I want you to know

427
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:55,436
that I don't really
think you're evil.

428
00:15:55,513 --> 00:15:58,456
Deliria: I like to think of
myself as a real piece of work,

429
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,533
but being evil would be
better than being irrelevant.

430
00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:02,109
Tyrannis: You are pretty good
at terrorizing people.

431
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,020
Deliria: Thank you.

432
00:16:04,022 --> 00:16:06,355
And I do think you'll make the
world a better place eventually.

433
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,024
Tyrannis: Not when
everything I try backfires.

434
00:16:08,026 --> 00:16:10,193
I mean, Mr. Boogens worked
too well,

435
00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:11,711
and that was only because
he wasn't me

436
00:16:11,713 --> 00:16:13,787
and didn't even exist.

437
00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:16,365
Wait a minute. I have an idea.

438
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:19,477
Mom, give me a pig nose
and eagle claws.

439
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:21,554
General: I still don't quite
understand what happened.

440
00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:24,131
Whatever monster did this
deserves to die.

441
00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:26,542
Hippocampus: Wait! It was me.
She tried to stop me.

442
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,227
She said there was
no honor in it.

443
00:16:28,229 --> 00:16:29,895
General: Well, there isn't.
Stupendous: I know.

444
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:31,897
General: And yet if we'd
had the idea,

445
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,658
we would have done it, too.

446
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,219
You know, we tried
to grease a volcano once,

447
00:16:36,237 --> 00:16:38,554
but grease doesn't
make you fall uphill.

448
00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:40,498
Hippocampus: That sounds like an
interesting challenge, though.

449
00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:42,000
Soldier: I'm scared!

450
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:43,317
The more I think
about how we can't get out,

451
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,744
the more afraid I am.

452
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,320
Can we just slaughter
each other?

453
00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:47,839
Shlub: No.
There will be no slaughter.

454
00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:49,899
I refuse to be stuck
in a greased pit

455
00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:51,417
with a bunch of dead bodies.

456
00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:53,252
I've been through enough
as it is.

457
00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:55,238
Stupendous:
There will be no slaughter,

458
00:16:55,256 --> 00:16:57,682
no sudden movements,
and no loud noises.

459
00:16:57,759 --> 00:17:00,576
My stepdad gets spooked.
Shlub: I get spooked.

460
00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:02,169
Stupendous:
But I think together,

461
00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:04,856
we might be able
to get out of here.

462
00:17:04,932 --> 00:17:06,691
General: So what
do you propose we do?

463
00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:08,526
Hippocampus: Let's take stock of
what we're working with.

464
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,086
On our side, we've got

465
00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:12,438
the world's strongest
and tallest warrior.

466
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,924
Stupendous: Thanks, bro. We've
also got a genius engineer.

467
00:17:14,926 --> 00:17:16,367
Shlub: And I'm a hoot!

468
00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:18,611
General: Thanasi's
got a really long braid.

469
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:20,429
Shlub: Well,
this seems obvious enough.

470
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:23,541
Have you ever
climbed multiple men? I have.

471
00:17:23,618 --> 00:17:27,194
Stupendous: Shlub, read the pit.
It's not time for a sex brag.

472
00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:29,380
Shlub: I mean, if you climb
atop each other,

473
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,458
not only will you get a good
feel for each other's bodies,

474
00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,719
but if you do it right,
you can be free of this pit.

475
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:37,037
Scramble and hoist.

476
00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:39,223
And enjoyyyy.

477
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,450
Stupendous: Whoever gets out
first will have an advantage.

478
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:43,452
General: And the biggest soldier
will have to anchor

479
00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:45,288
if we're going to have a chance.

480
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:46,956
Stupendous: Well, I guess
we'll have to trust each other.

481
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,900
Shlub: And enjoyyyy.

482
00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:50,234
Stupendous: Hey, braid guy,

483
00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:53,145
let's see what that thing
can do.

484
00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:55,389
[Soldiers grunting]

485
00:17:55,408 --> 00:18:05,491
♪

486
00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:19,655
♪

487
00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:21,248
Stupendous: Uh!

488
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:26,270
♪

489
00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:28,964
Stupendous:
I gotta get a braid guy.

490
00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:30,215
Uh!

491
00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:32,335
♪

492
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:34,928
General: Whew!
I gotta hand it to you.

493
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:37,782
That thing--
that thing is amazing.

494
00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:39,617
Hippocampus: I think
it might be too amazing.

495
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,953
Stupendous: The greased pit
is a perfect weapon,

496
00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:43,846
and that's why I think

497
00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:47,516
we have to agree to never use it
on each other or anyone else.

498
00:18:47,535 --> 00:18:49,109
General: It's mutually assured
destruction

499
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,687
if we use this thing.
For all humanity.

500
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:52,755
Hippocampus: Shake on it?

501
00:18:54,525 --> 00:18:58,952
General: Let me be
the first to fill in this pit.

502
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,288
Whoa! Oh, no! No! Oh, come on!

503
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:03,048
Hippocampus: We don't need to
fill in the pit, right?

504
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,125
Stupendous: Nah. We'll remember
where it is.

505
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:08,721
General: Aah. Oh, boy! I'm hurt.
I'm hurt real bad.

506
00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:11,874
This is classic me!

507
00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:14,210
Uh-oh. This elephant looks
pissed.

508
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:15,653
[Elephant trumpets]

509
00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:19,064
Tyrannis: I'm gonna disappoint
our way out of this,

510
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:22,809
but first,
scare the crap out of them.

511
00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:27,223
Deliria: I am Deliria, and
I am more relevant than ever!

512
00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:32,336
[Citizens shouting and moaning]

513
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:33,913
[Tyrannis laughs diabolically]

514
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:36,490
Tyrannis: And I am Mr. Boogens.

515
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,843
[Citizens screaming]

516
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:44,256
♪

517
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,075
Narrator:
And almost immediately,

518
00:19:46,077 --> 00:19:48,168
people began
to ignore Mr. Boogens.

519
00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:50,003
Whether it was
Tyrannis' performance

520
00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:51,856
or the fact that people
could no longer project

521
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:54,266
whatever they wanted
onto this god,

522
00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:57,269
his importance in their lives
began to wane--

523
00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:58,604
It happened
really fast, actually.

524
00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,589
I mean, you're seeing
cross-dissolves,

525
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:03,684
but it's less of a time thing
and more of a drama thing.

526
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,388
This is basically one afternoon.
Like an hour, hour, 15.

527
00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:10,857
I think it's my pace.
Sorry, guys. I just woke up.

528
00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:12,284
I'm laying down right now.

529
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:14,712
Oh, what are you up to,
little guy?

530
00:20:14,863 --> 00:20:16,772
Sorry. I'm talking to my cat.

531
00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:17,773
[Cell phone vibrates]

532
00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:19,275
Oh, hang on. Hey, bitch.

533
00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:21,944
Oh, nothing.
I'm just recording a V.O.

534
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:24,055
How's Simon?
How was that sushi place?

535
00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:26,615
He did what? Hang on a sec--

536
00:20:26,617 --> 00:20:28,893
...so they started
ignoring Mr. Boogens,

537
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:31,687
and that's why you've
never heard of Mr. Boogens.

538
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,459
Singer: ♪ One fine day
'twas a normal hawk ♪

539
00:20:36,461 --> 00:20:38,310
♪ He could fly and screech,
but he couldn't talk ♪

540
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,071
♪ Then a fish man gave him
a dangling knife ♪

541
00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:42,406
♪ And it changed that hawk's
entire life ♪

542
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:45,651
He was...
♪ Knife-Hawk!

543
00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:47,319
♪ Knife-Hawk!

544
00:20:47,396 --> 00:20:49,154
♪ Diving fast
with amazing ease ♪

545
00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:51,156
♪ He could stab a man
on the softest breeze ♪

546
00:20:51,158 --> 00:20:53,084
♪ If you see a shadow overhead

547
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,160
♪ It might be Knife-Hawk
and you might be dead ♪

548
00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:57,070
♪ Knife-Hawk!

549
00:20:57,148 --> 00:20:59,257
♪ Knife-Hawk!

550
00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:01,166
♪ Ask yourself
Who does Knife Hawk kill? ♪

551
00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:03,486
♪ It is anyone
who defies his will ♪

552
00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:05,412
♪ He's an angry hawk
with motives bad ♪

553
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,823
♪ And he's secondarily looking
for his dad ♪

554
00:21:07,825 --> 00:21:09,842
♪ Knife-Hawk!

555
00:21:09,844 --> 00:21:11,418
♪ Knife-Hawk!

556
00:21:11,496 --> 00:21:13,329
♪ On a winter's day
in the morning snow ♪

557
00:21:13,331 --> 00:21:15,331
♪ Saw a shiny fork
with a lady crow ♪

558
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,333
♪ Now they have three kids,
and he's very sad ♪

559
00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:19,426
♪ He never had a father,
so he's not a good dad ♪

560
00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:21,520
It's about
generational trauma.

561
00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,689
♪ Knife-Hawk!

562
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,190
♪ Knife-Hawk!

563
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:27,526
♪ Knife-Hawk!

564
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:28,677
♪ Knife-Hawk!

565
00:21:28,679 --> 00:21:31,271
[Knife-Hawk screeches]

566
00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:33,291
Dan: Did you get any of that?

567
00:21:33,609 --> 00:21:35,200
♪

568
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,460
Person: Bento.
[Cheering]