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[Thunder]

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Men: Oh!

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[Men shouting]

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[Seagulls crying]

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Stupendous: Ice!
[Crowd cheering]

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Tyrannis: You're a month late.
You should resupply
and get going

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if you want to make it in time
for next year's Ice Week.

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Almost forgot.
Thanks! 5 stars.

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[People chanting "Ice Week!]

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♪

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Tyrannis: All right.
Let's get more ice
over here, can we?

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Let's get those ice sculptures
higher, huh, guys?

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Gonna need that ice slide
to be way more slippery.

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And remember not to stick
your tongue to the ice.

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It will get stuck.

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And I need twice the slush
in the slushies.

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You know what they say:
No skimping during Ice Week.

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Miriam: Hey, guys, guys.
Rub it on your privates.

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Tyrannis: That's the spirit.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Keep 'em moving.

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Those beauties are
for the Ice Dance.

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Take 'em straight to the venue.

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Joshua: King Ty, King Ty!
Look at this!

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No more boo boo!
My boo boo is completely gone!

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I had a boo boo,
and what did I put on it?

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A poultice of dung and leaves?
No! Friggin' ice!

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Tyrannis: You know
what they say:

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No boo boos during Ice Week.
Joshua: Ha ha!

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Tyrannis: Is that
the Ice Virgin I see?

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Ice Virgin: That's an honorary
title, right?

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Because I've done everything.
Tyrannis: Oh, well,

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everyone lies during Ice Week.

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Kolax: Hey, are you gonna
take her to the Ice Week Dance?

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Ice Virgin: I said
I've done everything,

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not that I'll do anything.
[Laughs]

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Tyrannis: Very funny. Everyone's
very funny during Ice Week.

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[Chewing ice]
Orphan: King Ty, I'm an orphan,

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and I'm wondering,
is it true that

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everyone has a family
during Ice Week?

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Tyrannis: Did I say that?
Kolax: Hey, look!

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A reporter.

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Tyrannis: It's true. There are
no orphans at Ice Week.

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[Crowd cheering]

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Get rid of the kid. No visible
orphans during Ice Week.

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Kolax: You got it, boss.
And, hey,

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go easy on the ice chewing.

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They say it's a sign of
sexual frustration.

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Tyrannis: You're overstepping,
Kolax.

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Deliria: What are you doing?
Surely you're not

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as amazed by ice as they are.

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You lived through an ice age.

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Oh, a grotesque monster
frozen in a moment of terror,

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left to melt
on the side of the street.

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Great party, mortals.

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Shlub: I think

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this is my old friend Opie.

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Deliria: Oh. I'm....sorry?
Shlub: No, he would love

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to have been called grotesque.

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Makes me think of the old days.

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We were quite the terror
in our youth.

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And now here he is, frozen,

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and I would have to assume dead.

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Whereas I...am old.

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Well, as Opie used to say,

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you mess with the snake...

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you get the horns.

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Deliria: Can you stop doing
whatever this is?

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Sadness? I don't like it.

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Shlub: Would that I could,
but I'll do the next best thing

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and stop being sad around you.

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Deliria: Hmm.

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Hippocampus: Thanks for coming
with me all the way out here.

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The witches have the best
deals on magic metals,

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even if they're always
trying to pucker up.

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Witch: Mwah.
Stupendous: No problem.

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What Ty wants, Ty gets, right?

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Even if it's last-minute
magic metals

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to help keep the ice going
for stupid Ice Week.

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Hippocampus: Yeah. I figured
you'd want to get away, too.

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I don't mind running his
errands if it gets me

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out of that circus, right?
Ice Week. Pfft.

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Stupendous: Yeah. Too bad
we have to get back so quick.

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Didn't this chariot have
horses and wheels earlier?

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Witch: Ohh, I can help you
get your horses back,

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for a true love's kiss.
Ha ha ha! Mwah.

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Hippocampus:
Lady, be professional.

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Stupendous: Plus, there's a sign
right over there.

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Witch: No! There goes my
best shot at a first kiss.

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Tina: So, King Ty, we're doing
a little puff vase for Ice Week.

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I'm not from around here,
and I know my vase-lookers

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Want to know: what's so special
about this week?

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Tyrannis: Well...

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♪

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Well, Ice Week celebrates
the human triumph over the ice.

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It's usually really hot here.
So hot here.

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Tina: Right. OK. So, what's
your favorite part of Ice Week?

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Is it the Ice Dance?
I've been hearing a lot
about the Ice Dance.

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Tyrannis: Well, ice brings
people together.

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Tina: Clearly.
You know, they say chewing ice

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is a sign of sexual frustration.

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Do you have any thoughts
about that?

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[Tyrannis gulps]
I thought this was

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supposed to be a puff vase,
not a deep dive

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into whether
King Ty can score or not.

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Always keep things light
during Ice Week.

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Tina: Relax. I was talking about
the ice humpers.

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But I can tell you're
a tough nut to crack.

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Oh, no, Chloe.
Will you excuse me?

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Tyrannis: Please don't leave.

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What are you doing here?

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Orphan: Your goon
tried to drown me.

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Tyrannis: Oh, wow, he really
overshot the assignment.
Very sorry.

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Orphan: I thought there was
no drowning during Ice Week.

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Tyrannis: Listen, this might be
inappropriate to tell a child,

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but there's this reporter here,
and it turns out

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she's simply spectacular.

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It was hard enough when
it was just about

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getting good press coverage, but
now I see it's about that

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and impressing a pretty lady,

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which I'm very close
to doing, so...

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Orphan: No, you're not.
Tyrannis: if you'll just

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make yourself scarce.

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I'm sorry.
What did you just say?

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Orphan: You're not
giving her anything.

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Tina: Knock knock! Sorry.

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I just saw that my daughter
was on her third ice cone

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and I had to get her.
I wish I could have

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left her home with her dad,
but she doesn't have one.

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Orphan: My mom also went away.

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Tina: Is this your son?
Tyrannis: Well...

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Tina: I know it's
not professional to say this,

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but I think it's sexy when a man

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takes responsibility
for his kid,

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stays in the same city
as his kid, and is alive.

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♪

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Tyrannis: Well, I sure do
love this little guy.

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In fact, I think
I might just keep him.

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[Laughter]

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Tina: You really
undersold it before.

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This is such a magical place.

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And you organized
this whole thing,

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all while balancing the
responsibilities of fatherhood?

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Tyrannis: As it turns out,
men can do it all.

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Here. Try this.

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Tina: Hmm. What is it?

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Tyrannis: Frozen yogurt.
I like to call it froyo.

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Tina: I'll just call it
frozen yogurt.

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Tyrannis: I wish you could
hear how uncool you sound.

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Tina: Do you like it, Chloe?
Chloe: Yes, and I like this man.

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Tina: Well, you passed
a crucial test.

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Chloe's chased away
some real contenders.

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Tyrannis: This is
a great treat for kids.

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I take little Ty here
all the time.

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Some say I spoil him.

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Orphan: Yes. That's why
I wear such raggedy clothes.

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My father wants to
keep me humble,

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but he's going to buy me

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a fancy outfit
for the Ice Dance.

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Tyrannis: Hey,
why don't the two of you see

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who can stand under
the biggest icicle?

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[Kids laughing]

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Tina: I have to say, I've never

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seen an unmarried king.

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Tyrannis: Well, I'm a rarity.
Tina: Seriously.

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I mean, it kinda doesn't
matter with kings, right?

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Like, it doesn't have to
do anything with
personality or looks.

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They have money and food.
Tyrannis: Yeah, I--I get it.

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Tina: There's a king in Crimea
who weighs 400 pounds
only in the trunk.

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Jaw can't open, nose is
on the side of his head,
and he's wifed up.

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Tyrannis: Well, I guess
I'm just picky.

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Tina: No, I mean,
the economics alone.

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Who wouldn't have shoved their

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daughter in your face by now?

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Tyrannis: It is a mystery.

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Can we move on?

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Deliria: There you are.
I don't like knowing

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you're so down in the dumps.

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Shlub: Oh, don't worry about me.

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Deliria: I didn't say
I'm worried.

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I said I don't like knowing it.

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But I have
a little surprise that I think

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might turn things around.

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I've been working on it
this whole time.

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Quite a production, in fact.

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A lot more work than I expected

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but I believe it'll be worth it.

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What was that catchphrase
you said

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your old monster friend
used to have?

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Shlub: You mess with
the snake...

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Opie: ...you get the horns!

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Shlub: Opie! You're alive!

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Opie: Yeah!
Your wife here brought me back.

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Speaking of which, wife?
Come on.

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[Shlub laughs]
Opie: Really? You got married?

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How long was I dead for?
Till the Minotaur laid eggs?

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[Laughter]

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Deliria: I don't get it,
so, I'll leave you to it.

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[Both grunting, laughing]

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Stupendous:
Maybe it was stupid to go to

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the witch's hut before Ice Week.

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Hippocampus: Who could have
predicted that the horses

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would steal our wheels
and ride off?

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Stupendous: Why do you think
that's what happened?

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Hippocampus:
I've done experiments.

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Horses are obsessed with wheels.

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Stupendous: Look! Another sign.

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Looks like it's that way
to the horse vendor.

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I might go for a palomino today.

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Hippocampus: Although, Stupe,
hear me out.

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If we go to the river

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and get swept downstream,

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we'll end up at
the Inventors' Guild.

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We can borrow a vessel
and make up a ton of time.

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Stupendous: A "vessel"?
But the horses are right there.

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Why are we making this
more complicated?

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Hippocampus: Trust me.
I've done the calculations.

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What's the big rush?
Did you buy yourself

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a new snowflake gown for
the Ice Dance or something?

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Ha ha!
Stupendous: Ridiculous.

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That would be so
out of character. Like,

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"Look at me, looking good,
trying new things,

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having a good time
with the ice!"

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Hippocampus: Snowflake gown.
[Laughs]

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Crack myself up.

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Tina: You know, I never do this.

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Female vase painter

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getting involved
with her subject.

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It's such a cliche.

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Tyrannis: Well, have any
of your former subjects

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given you a floor of ice
to slip on?

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[People screaming]

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And what about this?
You ever seen

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one of these bad boys before?

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Tina: Yeah, it's a sweater.

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Tyrannis: Well, you're gonna
need it if you're

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gonna go to the Ice Dance.

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It's cold in there.
You need layers.

238
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Tina: Oh, am I going
to the Ice Dance

239
00:10:26,953 --> 00:10:29,926
in a personal or
professional capacity?

240
00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:32,598
Tyrannis: Can't you do both?
As my date in one role

241
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:35,036
and a journalist covering me
in the other?

242
00:10:35,036 --> 00:10:38,577
Tina: I guess so. I'll just
have to disclose it on the vase.

243
00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:39,979
Chloe: She says she never
does this,

244
00:10:39,979 --> 00:10:41,716
but you should see her vases.

245
00:10:41,716 --> 00:10:44,388
They're covered in disclosures.

246
00:10:44,388 --> 00:10:46,659
[People screaming]

247
00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:50,668
Shlub: Oh, Opie, it is
good to see you.

248
00:10:50,668 --> 00:10:52,070
I haven't felt
this young since...

249
00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:55,110
Opie: You were young.
[Laughter]

250
00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:57,648
What the hell is this?
Shlub: Monster Hall of Fame.

251
00:10:57,648 --> 00:10:58,884
Opie: Is that Sean?
Shlub: Yes.

252
00:10:58,884 --> 00:11:00,353
That bastard gave a good fight.

253
00:11:00,353 --> 00:11:02,525
We lost him a thousand or so
years after you.

254
00:11:02,525 --> 00:11:04,729
Opie: Glad to see the thrill
and terror of wanton destruction

255
00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:05,998
hasn't died down at all.

256
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,835
Choose death, am I right?

257
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,173
Shlub: Hmm. Yes. Of course.

258
00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:12,243
Opie: So, it's all these
humans now, huh?

259
00:11:12,243 --> 00:11:14,783
They look like little gods.
Shlub: Oh, they're all right.

260
00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:17,120
Opie: And you said that
there's no Titans anymore.

261
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,692
Shlub: Oh, Opie,
so much has changed.

262
00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:21,529
Opie: Yeah, but
rampaging and pillaging

263
00:11:21,529 --> 00:11:25,637
and wild, random violence
against humans hasn't changed.

264
00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:27,541
What? It has?

265
00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,144
Come on.
Not too much, I hope.

266
00:11:29,144 --> 00:11:32,651
All those years in ice, they got
me really craving blood.

267
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:36,091
Shlub: Really? I thought they
might have chilled you out.

268
00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:37,995
[Laughs]

269
00:11:37,995 --> 00:11:39,464
Opie: Shush! Shush, shush.
Man: So, I was like, buddy,

270
00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:40,634
I don't know what a will is,

271
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,070
but I definitely don't need one.

272
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:44,040
Man 2: Ha ha ha! Classic. Aah!

273
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,580
Shlub: No, no, no, no, no, Opie!

274
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,349
Man: Don't look him in the eye.
Aah!

275
00:11:48,349 --> 00:11:51,455
Shlub: Opie, we don't really--
Opie: What is going on here?

276
00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:54,261
Is it not about the death
anymore for you or something?

277
00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:59,304
Hooah! Here. I see a cowering
shoe salesman. Go get him.

278
00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:01,509
Salesman: Anything for the sale.
Anything for the sale.

279
00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:06,652
You snooze, you lose. Ahahaha!

280
00:12:06,652 --> 00:12:09,457
I don't even have feet.
Hahahaha!

281
00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:13,199
Ah! You really have
changed, bro.

282
00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:16,606
Hippocampus:
The part of the journey
with the most variability

283
00:12:16,606 --> 00:12:19,044
was the being swept downstream.
And whether anyone would

284
00:12:19,044 --> 00:12:20,948
answer the door
at the Inventors' Guild.

285
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,019
We should focus on
those triumphs.

286
00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:24,589
Stupendous: Why would you
choose to rely on

287
00:12:24,589 --> 00:12:25,824
a solar-powered vessel

288
00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:27,160
this late in the afternoon?

289
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,764
I never would have agreed
if I knew

290
00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:30,333
this is what I was
signing up for.

291
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,772
Hippocampus: These things
usually go much faster.

292
00:12:32,772 --> 00:12:34,909
Why are you so upset?
Stupendous: No reason.

293
00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:36,512
I just thought we'd
get back to Ice Week

294
00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:38,349
in time for the Ice Week Dance.

295
00:12:38,349 --> 00:12:41,021
Hippocampus:
Because of the metals?
Ty will get over it.

296
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,325
Stupendous: So you really
hate Ice Week, huh?

297
00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:45,263
Hippocampus: No,
I mean, I don't hate it.

298
00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:46,833
I just don't like
being stuck out there

299
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,637
with the crowds and people.

300
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,507
Everyone's shoving and noisy

301
00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:53,312
and their hands are cold. Why?

302
00:12:54,515 --> 00:12:55,851
Hey. Don't stress.

303
00:12:55,851 --> 00:12:57,353
It'll still be
Ice Week tomorrow.

304
00:12:57,353 --> 00:12:59,491
Stupendous: Will it be, though?
Nobody knows

305
00:12:59,491 --> 00:13:01,328
how long an Ice Week is.

306
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,069
Deliria: Now what's wrong
with you?

307
00:13:05,069 --> 00:13:06,204
Have you not been having fun

308
00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:08,276
with your snake creature friend?

309
00:13:08,276 --> 00:13:10,413
Shlub: He thinks I'm a joke,
a sellout.

310
00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:12,985
Seeing myself through his eyes,
I feel older

311
00:13:12,985 --> 00:13:14,556
even than I did before.

312
00:13:14,556 --> 00:13:15,658
Deliria: The nerve of you!

313
00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:16,993
I tried to make you happy,

314
00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:18,897
something I've never
done for any man,

315
00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:20,634
and now I've done it,
you're sadder.

316
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,172
A thank you would be nice.
Shlub: Well, first of all,

317
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:25,143
I don't need you
solving my problems.

318
00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:27,247
[Deliria gasps]
I beg your pardon?

319
00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,418
Shlub: Second of all,
he's right about everything.

320
00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:33,727
I've become a mascot to humans
and a goddess' pet.

321
00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:35,263
I'm sorry I came home.

322
00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,702
I'm going back out to party
with my friend.

323
00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:39,071
Like the monsters we are!

324
00:13:39,071 --> 00:13:40,439
Deliria: You're welcome.

325
00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:43,246
It really is true what they say.

326
00:13:43,246 --> 00:13:46,051
Resurrection is never
worth the trouble.

327
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:47,888
Tina: Chloe and I
should get going.

328
00:13:47,888 --> 00:13:49,190
Tyrannis: You've got
a lot of layers

329
00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:50,794
to put on
for the dance tomorrow.

330
00:13:50,794 --> 00:13:52,264
Kolax:
Boss. I've been looking for you.

331
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,434
Two things.
First, some ancient monster

332
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,606
was rampaging
the town square earlier.

333
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:58,409
Did a lot of gratuitous murder.

334
00:13:58,409 --> 00:14:01,382
Tina: Monsters rampaging at
Ice Week? That's a huge scoop.

335
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,987
Tyrannis: I assure you, there's
no rampaging at Ice Week.

336
00:14:03,987 --> 00:14:06,024
Kolax: And second--
oh, there he is.

337
00:14:06,024 --> 00:14:09,097
I'm sorry, Ty.
I thought I drowned him.

338
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:11,101
He musta held his breath
or something.

339
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,470
Tyrannis: That's enough, Kolax.
Tina: Ty,

340
00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:13,941
what's he talking about?

341
00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:16,044
Tyrannis: Nothing.
It's--it's fine now.

342
00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:18,950
Everything is fine.
Kolax: My boss King Ty

343
00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,787
told me to kill this orphan.

344
00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:22,324
Tyrannis: No, no, no, I didn't.

345
00:14:22,324 --> 00:14:24,094
Kolax: Yeah, you--you said
to kill him.

346
00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:26,231
Tyrannis: Not the case!
Kolax: And I did.

347
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:29,104
I am not a liar.
The kid held his breath.

348
00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:31,843
If anything, he's the liar
for pretending to be dead.

349
00:14:31,843 --> 00:14:34,080
Tyrannis: I did not say
kill the orphan.

350
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,917
I said get rid of the orphan,

351
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,857
which is not
the winning argument

352
00:14:38,857 --> 00:14:40,761
I think I thought it was.

353
00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:42,163
Tina: I have a vase to paint.

354
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:44,902
Tyrannis: Great.
Why not just tell her

355
00:14:44,902 --> 00:14:46,338
I'm sexually frustrated, too?

356
00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:48,610
Orphan: She definitely
already knows.

357
00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,356
Shlub: Oh, that's the sad
kind of drinking.

358
00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:58,530
Hate to see it.
So, what happened?

359
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,168
Tyrannis: I blew it with
this girl. Why are you sad?

360
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,139
Shlub: I have a little
monster incident to deal with.

361
00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:05,243
Tyrannis: The one who did
all the murdering last night?

362
00:15:05,243 --> 00:15:08,650
Shlub: I know, I know, and there
are no rampages during Ice Week.

363
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:11,355
I'll take care of it.
So, tell me about this girl.

364
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:13,927
I can see you're
sexually frustrated.

365
00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,430
Tyrannis: But I'm not even
chewing ice right now.

366
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:16,933
Shlub: What does ice
have to do with it?

367
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,036
Tyrannis: I don't know.
I don't

368
00:15:18,036 --> 00:15:19,304
understand the connection.

369
00:15:19,304 --> 00:15:20,841
I just want what
you and Mom have.

370
00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,210
Shlub: Just be honest with her,

371
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,547
and I'll be honest with you.

372
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,686
You'll never have
what your mom and I have

373
00:15:26,686 --> 00:15:29,892
because we're very, very hot.

374
00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:31,162
Stupendous: Maybe you're right.

375
00:15:31,162 --> 00:15:33,633
All that
bullcrap about Ice Week.

376
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,103
It's all bullcrap.

377
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:36,806
Hippocampus:
I didn't say that exactly.

378
00:15:36,806 --> 00:15:40,180
Hey, you seem pretty hung up
about the dance all of a sudden.

379
00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,317
Stupendous: Well, you know
about the snowflake gown.

380
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,954
Hippocampus: I was just
making that up.

381
00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:45,156
Stupendous:
Well, the gown is real,

382
00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:46,860
and it's exquisite.

383
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,495
It really hugs my curves.

384
00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:51,068
Hippocampus: OK, so,
you don't hate Ice Week.

385
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,538
Why didn't you just tell me?

386
00:15:52,538 --> 00:15:54,241
You didn't want me
to think you're a loser?

387
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:56,345
Stupendous: Since when
do I care what you think?

388
00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:59,151
Being a ruthless killing machine
can get a little lonely.

389
00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:01,221
Not a ton of people
want to hang out.

390
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,727
Hippocampus: I never would have
purposely sabotaged Ice Week

391
00:16:03,727 --> 00:16:05,063
if I knew how you felt.

392
00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:06,231
Stupendous: Well, it turns out
Ice Week

393
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,868
really is stupid after all.

394
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:09,471
- What do you mean?
- You know what they say:

395
00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:11,208
When you tell the truth
during Ice Week,

396
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,545
you get your ice wish.

397
00:16:12,545 --> 00:16:13,647
Well, I wish we'd be there

398
00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:14,816
in time for the Ice Dance,

399
00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:16,385
and that's not gonna happen.

400
00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:18,322
Hippocampus: Hold on.
I think I have an idea.

401
00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:21,261
This might not work.
And if it doesn't,

402
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:24,702
we're both gonna look like
idiots. And probably drown.

403
00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:27,240
Stupendous: Well, those two
things cancel each other out!

404
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,509
Hippocampus: Do they?
[Ice cracking]

405
00:16:29,846 --> 00:16:31,081
Hippocampus: Let's go!

406
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,320
[Panting]

407
00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,662
Shlub: There you are.
Deliria: Having fun at last?

408
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:40,601
Shlub: No, I was having fun
before all this.

409
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:43,740
If I had only remembered
when I first saw that ice

410
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,476
that "You can only be so old

411
00:16:45,476 --> 00:16:47,848
when you're smashing
solid gold."

412
00:16:47,848 --> 00:16:49,184
Deliria: That is what they say.

413
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,319
Shlub: I'm sorry for ever

414
00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:52,156
questioning how lucky I am.

415
00:16:52,156 --> 00:16:54,027
Deliria: Well, it was
insane of me to find fault

416
00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:55,296
in you being unhappy.

417
00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:57,133
You're allowed to be unhappy

418
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:59,404
as long as you keep
giving me that slappy.

419
00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:01,342
Shlub: Another classic
expression.

420
00:17:01,342 --> 00:17:03,279
[People gasp, scream]
Opie: Shlub!

421
00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:05,116
There's a whole lotta
humans gathering.

422
00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:06,719
You want to see if anyone
can put up a real fight?

423
00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:09,091
Shlub: You know what, Opie?
I know the perfect place

424
00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:11,461
for some good, old-fashioned
carnage. Come with me.

425
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,504
Opie: Oh, man, I'm so glad
you had a change of heart.

426
00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:18,743
Who are we gonna kill? Oh,
maybe we take on the gods again.

427
00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:20,379
Oh! Your wife?

428
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:22,283
Shlub: The woman I treasure
more than life itself?

429
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,387
Quite the escalation.
Opie: I know, right?

430
00:17:24,387 --> 00:17:26,926
What better way to choose death
than murdering someone you love?

431
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:28,763
Shlub: I know what you mean,
old pal.

432
00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:30,767
Let me just pick something up.

433
00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:37,047
Opie: Wow. Respect, man.
That's hardcore.

434
00:17:37,047 --> 00:17:39,585
[Coughing] You think
I made the wall?

435
00:17:39,585 --> 00:17:42,224
Shlub: Yes, buddy.
I think you did.

436
00:17:42,224 --> 00:17:44,729
Opie: Uhh!
[Thud]

437
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,832
♪
[Indistinct chatter]

438
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,344
Tyrannis: Ugh, what now?
Orphan: Listen, man,

439
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:54,214
I have to tell you something.
Tyrannis: OK.

440
00:17:54,214 --> 00:17:56,084
Orphan: I'm not an orphan.
I'm actually

441
00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:57,454
an apprentice butcher.

442
00:17:57,454 --> 00:17:59,558
I'm 23 years old.
I was playing you.

443
00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:01,696
- But why?
- Let's not get judgy.

444
00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:05,369
I just wanted 3 squares a day,
just like you wanted Tina.

445
00:18:05,369 --> 00:18:07,206
By the way, she's also
a soulless monster

446
00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:08,543
who uses children as props.

447
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:10,947
Maybe you two are
made for each other.

448
00:18:10,947 --> 00:18:12,416
Tyrannis: Made for each other?

449
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,487
♪

450
00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:19,566
Hey. I'm surprised you came.

451
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,234
Tina: Why? I have to finish
my story.

452
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,805
Tyrannis: I owe you
an explanation.

453
00:18:22,805 --> 00:18:24,374
I owe you the truth.

454
00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:26,178
Tina: Is it that
you pretended that an orphan

455
00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,514
you had recently tried
to get murdered

456
00:18:27,514 --> 00:18:29,217
was your son
in order to win my trust?

457
00:18:29,217 --> 00:18:30,386
Tyrannis: That's one truth.

458
00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:32,123
But much like at this dance,

459
00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:33,660
there are layers.

460
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:36,031
OK, so, the truth is,
I am sexually frustrated

461
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,568
and I was keeping it a secret
from everyone.

462
00:18:37,568 --> 00:18:39,170
Tina: No, you weren't.
Everyone knew.

463
00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,807
Tyrannis: Right. OK.
How about this?

464
00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:42,043
My fake orphan son

465
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:43,178
isn't an orphan at all.

466
00:18:43,178 --> 00:18:44,782
He's a weirdly young-looking

467
00:18:44,782 --> 00:18:47,186
adult con man.
And a butcher's assistant.

468
00:18:47,186 --> 00:18:48,623
I don't know why
he has that job.

469
00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:50,326
You'd think he could make
a decent living

470
00:18:50,326 --> 00:18:51,662
just as a con man.

471
00:18:51,662 --> 00:18:54,200
Maybe he likes meat?
Or hates animals?

472
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,038
At any rate, he was playing me,

473
00:18:56,038 --> 00:18:57,908
just like I was playing you.

474
00:18:57,908 --> 00:19:01,314
And perhaps you were playing...

475
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,520
No? Nothing you wanted to share?

476
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,626
You know if you tell the truth
during Ice Week,

477
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:07,894
you get an ice wish.

478
00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:13,239
Tina: Well, while we're spewing
truths, Chloe's not my daughter.

479
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,875
She's just a kid I found
when I was drunk.

480
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,613
And then I kept her around
because she was useful

481
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,717
in getting my subjects
to lower their guards.

482
00:19:18,717 --> 00:19:20,754
But I gotta tell you,
she's getting on my nerves.

483
00:19:20,754 --> 00:19:22,524
You think you can
get your goon to drown her?

484
00:19:22,524 --> 00:19:24,261
[Gasp] Never mind.
Don't ask him.

485
00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,297
That can be my ice wish.

486
00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:33,311
Tyrannis: I think I'm in love.
Stupendous: We made it!

487
00:19:33,311 --> 00:19:35,016
Tyrannis: Stupe, you look great!

488
00:19:35,016 --> 00:19:37,387
Stupendous: Thank you! Uhh!

489
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:39,958
Oh, my gosh,
this ice is like water.

490
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,737
People: Wow! Ooh!

491
00:19:45,737 --> 00:19:47,440
♪

492
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,645
Stupendous: Ohh!
Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!

493
00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:54,120
Yeah. Come on.
[Stupendous and Hippocampus
laugh]

494
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,456
Hippocampus: Whoo!
Deliria: It's what

495
00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:56,726
he would have wanted.

496
00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:57,828
Shlub: Absolutely.

497
00:19:57,828 --> 00:19:59,531
Just look at that smile.

498
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,772
Tyrannis, voice-over: And that's
the thing about Ice Week.

499
00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:04,141
It's just like life.

500
00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:07,080
Everyone tells the truth.
Everyone lies.

501
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,952
There's real magic.
There's false magic.

502
00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:13,826
It's cold. It's wet.
And it ends.

503
00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,028
[Kids laughing]
Tyrannis: Get back here, Orphan!

504
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,454
[Explosions]

505
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,399
Richard: Well, I guess
this is good-bye, then.

506
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,574
Julia: Uhh. Richard, wait.
You forgot something.

507
00:21:10,574 --> 00:21:12,577
Richard: Oh, right.
My shawl.

508
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:17,721
Both: [Muffled speech]
[Richard laughs]

509
00:21:17,721 --> 00:21:19,858
Phil: Wow. I can't believe
all three of us

510
00:21:19,858 --> 00:21:22,597
were stuck that whole time
and now we're in love.

511
00:21:22,597 --> 00:21:23,933
Richard and Julia:
[Muffled speech]

512
00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,302
Man: Did you get any of that?

513
00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:28,843
Person: Bento.
[Cheering]