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[thunder]

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Men: Oh!

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[men shouting]

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[seagulls crying]

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Stupendous: Ice!
[crowd cheering]

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Tyrannis: You're a month late.
You should resupply
and get going

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If you want to make it in time
for next year's ice week.

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Almost forgot.
Thanks! 5 stars.

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[people chanting "ice week!]

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♪

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Tyrannis: All right.
Let's get more ice
over here, can we?

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Let's get those ice sculptures
higher, huh, guys?

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Gonna need that ice slide
to be way more slippery.

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And remember not to stick
your tongue to the ice.

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It will get stuck.

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And I need twice the slush
in the slushies.

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You know what they say:
No skimping during ice week.

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Miriam: Hey, guys, guys.
Rub it on your privates.

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Tyrannis: That's the spirit.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Keep 'em moving.

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Those beauties are
for the ice dance.

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Take 'em straight to the venue.

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Joshua: King ty, king ty!
Look at this!

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No more boo boo!
My boo boo is completely gone!

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I had a boo boo,
and what did I put on it?

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A poultice of dung and leaves?
No! Friggin' ice!

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Tyrannis: You know
what they say:

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No boo boos during ice week.
Joshua: Ha ha!

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Tyrannis: Is that
the ice virgin I see?

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Ice virgin: That's an honorary
title, right?

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Because I've done everything.
Tyrannis: Oh, well,

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Everyone lies during ice week.

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Kolax: Hey, are you gonna
take her to the ice week dance?

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Ice virgin: I said
I've done everything,

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Not that I'll do anything.
[laughs]

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Tyrannis: Very funny. Everyone's
very funny during ice week.

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[chewing ice]
orphan: King ty, I'm an orphan,

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And I'm wondering,
is it true that

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Everyone has a family
during ice week?

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Tyrannis: Did I say that?
Kolax: Hey, look!

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A reporter.

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Tyrannis: It's true. There are
no orphans at ice week.

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[crowd cheering]

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Get rid of the kid. No visible
orphans during ice week.

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Kolax: You got it, boss.
And, hey,

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Go easy on the ice chewing.

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They say it's a sign of
sexual frustration.

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Tyrannis: You're overstepping,
kolax.

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Deliria: What are you doing?
Surely you're not

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As amazed by ice as they are.

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You lived through an ice age.

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Oh, a grotesque monster
frozen in a moment of terror,

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Left to melt
on the side of the street.

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Great party, mortals.

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Shlub: I think

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This is my old friend opie.

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Deliria: Oh. I'm....Sorry?
Shlub: No, he would love

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To have been called grotesque.

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Makes me think of the old days.

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We were quite the terror
in our youth.

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And now here he is, frozen,

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And I would have to assume dead.

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Whereas I...Am old.

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Well, as opie used to say,

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You mess with the snake...

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You get the horns.

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Deliria: Can you stop doing
whatever this is?

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Sadness? I don't like it.

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Shlub: Would that I could,
but I'll do the next best thing

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And stop being sad around you.

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Deliria: Hmm.

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Hippocampus: Thanks for coming
with me all the way out here.

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The witches have the best
deals on magic metals,

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Even if they're always
trying to pucker up.

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Witch: Mwah.
Stupendous: No problem.

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What ty wants, ty gets, right?

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Even if it's last-minute
magic metals

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To help keep the ice going
for stupid ice week.

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Hippocampus: Yeah. I figured
you'd want to get away, too.

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I don't mind running his
errands if it gets me

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Out of that circus, right?
Ice week. Pfft.

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Stupendous: Yeah. Too bad
we have to get back so quick.

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Didn't this chariot have
horses and wheels earlier?

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Witch: Ohh, I can help you
get your horses back,

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For a true love's kiss.
Ha ha ha! Mwah.

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Hippocampus:
Lady, be professional.

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Stupendous: Plus, there's a sign
right over there.

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Witch: No! There goes my
best shot at a first kiss.

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Tina: So, king ty, we're doing
a little puff vase for ice week.

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I'm not from around here,
and I know my vase-lookers

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Want to know: What's so special
about this week?

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Tyrannis: Well...

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♪

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Well, ice week celebrates
the human triumph over the ice.

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It's usually really hot here.
So hot here.

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Tina: Right. Ok. So, what's
your favorite part of ice week?

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Is it the ice dance?
I've been hearing a lot
about the ice dance.

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Tyrannis: Well, ice brings
people together.

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Tina: Clearly.
You know, they say chewing ice

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Is a sign of sexual frustration.

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Do you have any thoughts
about that?

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[tyrannis gulps]
I thought this was

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Supposed to be a puff vase,
not a deep dive

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Into whether
king ty can score or not.

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Always keep things light
during ice week.

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Tina: Relax. I was talking about
the ice humpers.

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But I can tell you're
a tough nut to crack.

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Oh, no, chloe.
Will you excuse me?

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Tyrannis: Please don't leave.

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What are you doing here?

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Orphan: Your goon
tried to drown me.

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Tyrannis: Oh, wow, he really
overshot the assignment.
Very sorry.

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Orphan: I thought there was
no drowning during ice week.

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Tyrannis: Listen, this might be
inappropriate to tell a child,

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But there's this reporter here,
and it turns out

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She's simply spectacular.

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It was hard enough when
it was just about

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Getting good press coverage, but
now I see it's about that

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And impressing a pretty lady,

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Which I'm very close
to doing, so...

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Orphan: No, you're not.
Tyrannis: If you'll just

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Make yourself scarce.

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I'm sorry.
What did you just say?

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Orphan: You're not
giving her anything.

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Tina: Knock knock! Sorry.

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I just saw that my daughter
was on her third ice cone

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And I had to get her.
I wish I could have

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Left her home with her dad,
but she doesn't have one.

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Orphan: My mom also went away.

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Tina: Is this your son?
Tyrannis: Well...

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Tina: I know it's
not professional to say this,

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But I think it's sexy when a man

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Takes responsibility
for his kid,

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Stays in the same city
as his kid, and is alive.

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♪

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Tyrannis: Well, I sure do
love this little guy.

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In fact, I think
I might just keep him.

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[laughter]

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Tina: You really
undersold it before.

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This is such a magical place.

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And you organized
this whole thing,

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All while balancing the
responsibilities of fatherhood?

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Tyrannis: As it turns out,
men can do it all.

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Here. Try this.

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Tina: Hmm. What is it?

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Tyrannis: Frozen yogurt.
I like to call it froyo.

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Tina: I'll just call it
frozen yogurt.

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Tyrannis: I wish you could
hear how uncool you sound.

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Tina: Do you like it, chloe?
Chloe: Yes, and I like this man.

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Tina: Well, you passed
a crucial test.

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Chloe's chased away
some real contenders.

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Tyrannis: This is
a great treat for kids.

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I take little ty here
all the time.

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Some say I spoil him.

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Orphan: Yes. That's why
I wear such raggedy clothes.

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My father wants to
keep me humble,

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But he's going to buy me

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A fancy outfit
for the ice dance.

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Tyrannis: Hey,
why don't the two of you see

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Who can stand under
the biggest icicle?

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[kids laughing]

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Tina: I have to say, I've never

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Seen an unmarried king.

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Tyrannis: Well, I'm a rarity.
Tina: Seriously.

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I mean, it kinda doesn't
matter with kings, right?

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Like, it doesn't have to
do anything with
personality or looks.

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They have money and food.
Tyrannis: Yeah, I--I get it.

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Tina: There's a king in crimea
who weighs 400 pounds
only in the trunk.

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Jaw can't open, nose is
on the side of his head,
and he's wifed up.

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Tyrannis: Well, I guess
I'm just picky.

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Tina: No, I mean,
the economics alone.

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Who wouldn't have shoved their

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Daughter in your face by now?

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Tyrannis: It is a mystery.

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Can we move on?

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Deliria: There you are.
I don't like knowing

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You're so down in the dumps.

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Shlub: Oh, don't worry about me.

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Deliria: I didn't say
I'm worried.

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I said I don't like knowing it.

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But I have
a little surprise that I think

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Might turn things around.

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I've been working on it
this whole time.

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Quite a production, in fact.

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A lot more work than I expected

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But I believe it'll be worth it.

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What was that catchphrase
you said

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Your old monster friend
used to have?

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Shlub: You mess with
the snake...

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Opie: ...You get the horns!

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Shlub: Opie! You're alive!

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Opie: Yeah!
Your wife here brought me back.

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Speaking of which, wife?
Come on.

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[shlub laughs]
opie: Really? You got married?

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How long was I dead for?
Till the minotaur laid eggs?

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[laughter]

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Deliria: I don't get it,
so, I'll leave you to it.

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[both grunting, laughing]

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Stupendous:
Maybe it was stupid to go to

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The witch's hut before ice week.

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Hippocampus: Who could have
predicted that the horses

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Would steal our wheels
and ride off?

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Stupendous: Why do you think
that's what happened?

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Hippocampus:
I've done experiments.

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Horses are obsessed with wheels.

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Stupendous: Look! Another sign.

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Looks like it's that way
to the horse vendor.

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I might go for a palomino today.

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Hippocampus: Although, stupe,
hear me out.

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If we go to the river

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And get swept downstream,

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We'll end up at
the inventors' guild.

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We can borrow a vessel
and make up a ton of time.

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Stupendous: A "vessel"?
But the horses are right there.

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Why are we making this
more complicated?

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Hippocampus: Trust me.
I've done the calculations.

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What's the big rush?
Did you buy yourself

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A new snowflake gown for
the ice dance or something?

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Ha ha!
Stupendous: Ridiculous.

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That would be so
out of character. Like,

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"look at me, looking good,
trying new things,

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Having a good time
with the ice!"

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Hippocampus: Snowflake gown.
[laughs]

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Crack myself up.

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Tina: You know, I never do this.

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Female vase painter

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Getting involved
with her subject.

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It's such a cliche.

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Tyrannis: Well, have any
of your former subjects

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Given you a floor of ice
to slip on?

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[people screaming]

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And what about this?
You ever seen

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One of these bad boys before?

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Tina: Yeah, it's a sweater.

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Tyrannis: Well, you're gonna
need it if you're

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Gonna go to the ice dance.

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It's cold in there.
You need layers.

238
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,416
Tina: Oh, am I going
to the ice dance

239
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,252
In a personal or
professional capacity?

240
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,921
Tyrannis: Can't you do both?
As my date in one role

241
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,466
And a journalist covering me
in the other?

242
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,927
Tina: I guess so. I'll just
have to disclose it on the vase.

243
00:10:37,962 --> 00:10:39,304
Chloe: She says she never
does this,

244
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,056
But you should see her vases.

245
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,683
They're covered in disclosures.

246
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,977
[people screaming]

247
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,981
Shlub: Oh, opie, it is
good to see you.

248
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,358
I haven't felt
this young since...

249
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,444
Opie: You were young.
[laughter]

250
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,946
What the hell is this?
Shlub: Monster hall of fame.

251
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,198
Opie: Is that sean?
Shlub: Yes.

252
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,658
That bastard gave a good fight.

253
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,785
We lost him a thousand or so
years after you.

254
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,995
Opie: Glad to see the thrill
and terror of wanton destruction

255
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,288
Hasn't died down at all.

256
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,207
Choose death, am I right?

257
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,459
Shlub: Hmm. Yes. Of course.

258
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,753
Opie: So, it's all these
humans now, huh?

259
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:14,089
They look like little gods.
Shlub: Oh, they're all right.

260
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,424
Opie: And you said that
there's no titans anymore.

261
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,010
Shlub: Oh, opie,
so much has changed.

262
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,804
Opie: Yeah, but
rampaging and pillaging

263
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,891
And wild, random violence
against humans hasn't changed.

264
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,810
What? It has?

265
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,395
Come on.
Not too much, I hope.

266
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:32,107
All those years in ice, they got
me really craving blood.

267
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,360
Shlub: Really? I thought they
might have chilled you out.

268
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,237
[laughs]

269
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,697
Opie: Shush! Shush, shush.
Man: So, I was like, buddy,

270
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:39,989
I don't know what a will is,

271
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,324
But I definitely don't need one.

272
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,284
Man 2: Ha ha ha! Classic. Aah!

273
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,829
Shlub: No, no, no, no, no, opie!

274
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,622
Man: Don't look him in the eye.
Aah!

275
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:50,709
Shlub: Opie, we don't really--
opie: What is going on here?

276
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,503
Is it not about the death
anymore for you or something?

277
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:58,550
Hooah! Here. I see a cowering
shoe salesman. Go get him.

278
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,760
Salesman: Anything for the sale.
Anything for the sale.

279
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,890
You snooze, you lose. Ahahaha!

280
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,685
I don't even have feet.
Hahahaha!

281
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,313
Ah! You really have
changed, bro.

282
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,859
Hippocampus:
The part of the journey
with the most variability

283
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,278
Was the being swept downstream.
And whether anyone would

284
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,155
Answer the door
at the inventors' guild.

285
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,240
We should focus on
those triumphs.

286
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,783
Stupendous: Why would you
choose to rely on

287
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,118
A solar-powered vessel

288
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,369
This late in the afternoon?

289
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:27,954
I never would have agreed
if I knew

290
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,748
This is what I was
signing up for.

291
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,958
Hippocampus: These things
usually go much faster.

292
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,085
Why are you so upset?
Stupendous: No reason.

293
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,712
I just thought we'd
get back to ice week

294
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,756
In time for the ice week dance.

295
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,216
Hippocampus:
Because of the metals?
Ty will get over it.

296
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,510
Stupendous: So you really
hate ice week, huh?

297
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,429
Hippocampus: No,
I mean, I don't hate it.

298
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,014
I just don't like
being stuck out there

299
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,849
With the crowds and people.

300
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,768
Everyone's shoving and noisy

301
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,520
And their hands are cold. Why?

302
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,023
Hey. Don't stress.

303
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,524
It'll still be
ice week tomorrow.

304
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,651
Stupendous: Will it be, though?
Nobody knows

305
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,528
How long an ice week is.

306
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,240
Deliria: Now what's wrong
with you?

307
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,399
Have you not been having fun

308
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,452
With your snake creature friend?

309
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,621
Shlub: He thinks I'm a joke,
a sellout.

310
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,123
Seeing myself through his eyes,
I feel older

311
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,750
Even than I did before.

312
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,793
Deliria: The nerve of you!

313
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,127
I tried to make you happy,

314
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,129
Something I've never
done for any man,

315
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,756
And now I've done it,
you're sadder.

316
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,467
A thank you would be nice.
Shlub: Well, first of all,

317
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,302
I don't need you
solving my problems.

318
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,513
[deliria gasps]
I beg your pardon?

319
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:28,556
Shlub: Second of all,
he's right about everything.

320
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,852
I've become a mascot to humans
and a goddess' pet.

321
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,479
I'm sorry I came home.

322
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,856
I'm going back out to party
with my friend.

323
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,233
Like the monsters we are!

324
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,567
Deliria: You're welcome.

325
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,403
It really is true what they say.

326
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,156
Resurrection is never
worth the trouble.

327
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,158
Tina: Chloe and I
should get going.

328
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,284
Tyrannis: You've got
a lot of layers

329
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,911
To put on
for the dance tomorrow.

330
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,496
Kolax:
Boss. I've been looking for you.

331
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,540
Two things.
First, some ancient monster

332
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,750
Was rampaging
the town square earlier.

333
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,544
Did a lot of gratuitous murder.

334
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,505
Tina: Monsters rampaging at
ice week? That's a huge scoop.

335
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,174
Tyrannis: I assure you, there's
no rampaging at ice week.

336
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,134
Kolax: And second--
oh, there he is.

337
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,221
I'm sorry, ty.
I thought I drowned him.

338
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,223
He musta held his breath
or something.

339
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,558
Tyrannis: That's enough, kolax.
Tina: Ty,

340
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,017
What's he talking about?

341
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,186
Tyrannis: Nothing.
It's--it's fine now.

342
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,022
Everything is fine.
Kolax: My boss king ty

343
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,858
Told me to kill this orphan.

344
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,401
Tyrannis: No, no, no, I didn't.

345
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,194
Kolax: Yeah, you--you said
to kill him.

346
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,321
Tyrannis: Not the case!
Kolax: And I did.

347
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,408
I am not a liar.
The kid held his breath.

348
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,952
If anything, he's the liar
for pretending to be dead.

349
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,162
Tyrannis: I did not say
kill the orphan.

350
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,998
I said get rid of the orphan,

351
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,917
Which is not
the winning argument

352
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,878
I think I thought it was.

353
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,254
Tina: I have a vase to paint.

354
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,007
Tyrannis: Great.
Why not just tell her

355
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,425
I'm sexually frustrated, too?

356
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,677
Orphan: She definitely
already knows.

357
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,392
Shlub: Oh, that's the sad
kind of drinking.

358
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:57,687
Hate to see it.
So, what happened?

359
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,189
Tyrannis: I blew it with
this girl. Why are you sad?

360
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,442
Shlub: I have a little
monster incident to deal with.

361
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,319
Tyrannis: The one who did
all the murdering last night?

362
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,697
Shlub: I know, I know, and there
are no rampages during ice week.

363
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,408
I'll take care of it.
So, tell me about this girl.

364
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,952
I can see you're
sexually frustrated.

365
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,621
Tyrannis: But I'm not even
chewing ice right now.

366
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,955
Shlub: What does ice
have to do with it?

367
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,081
Tyrannis: I don't know.
I don't

368
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,499
Understand the connection.

369
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,876
I just want what
you and mom have.

370
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,252
Shlub: Just be honest with her,

371
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,754
And I'll be honest with you.

372
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,715
You'll never have
what your mom and I have

373
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,885
Because we're very, very hot.

374
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,219
Stupendous: Maybe you're right.

375
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,639
All that
bullcrap about ice week.

376
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,140
It's all bullcrap.

377
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,850
Hippocampus:
I didn't say that exactly.

378
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:39,437
Hey, you seem pretty hung up
about the dance all of a sudden.

379
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,356
Stupendous: Well, you know
about the snowflake gown.

380
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,149
Hippocampus: I was just
making that up.

381
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,192
Stupendous:
Well, the gown is real,

382
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,860
And it's exquisite.

383
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,487
It really hugs my curves.

384
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,073
Hippocampus: Ok, so,
you don't hate ice week.

385
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,532
Why didn't you just tell me?

386
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,242
You didn't want me
to think you're a loser?

387
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,536
Stupendous: Since when
do I care what you think?

388
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,122
Being a ruthless killing machine
can get a little lonely.

389
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,208
Not a ton of people
want to hang out.

390
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,752
Hippocampus: I never would have
purposely sabotaged ice week

391
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,045
If I knew how you felt.

392
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,213
Stupendous: Well, it turns out
ice week

393
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,872
Really is stupid after all.

394
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,466
-What do you mean?
-You know what they say:

395
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,218
When you tell the truth
during ice week,

396
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,594
You get your ice wish.

397
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,637
Well, I wish we'd be there

398
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,805
In time for the ice dance,

399
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,473
And that's not gonna happen.

400
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,308
Hippocampus: Hold on.
I think I have an idea.

401
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,478
This might not work.
And if it doesn't,

402
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,773
We're both gonna look like
idiots. And probably drown.

403
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,192
Stupendous: Well, those two
things cancel each other out!

404
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,485
Hippocampus: Do they?
[ice cracking]

405
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,029
Hippocampus: Let's go!

406
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,199
[panting]

407
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,661
Shlub: There you are.
Deliria: Having fun at last?

408
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,539
Shlub: No, I was having fun
before all this.

409
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,709
If I had only remembered
when I first saw that ice

410
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,585
That "you can only be so old

411
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,796
When you're smashing
solid gold."

412
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,214
Deliria: That is what they say.

413
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:49,257
Shlub: I'm sorry for ever

414
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,092
Questioning how lucky I am.

415
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,969
Deliria: Well, it was
insane of me to find fault

416
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,220
In you being unhappy.

417
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,097
You're allowed to be unhappy

418
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,349
As long as you keep
giving me that slappy.

419
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,309
Shlub: Another classic
expression.

420
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,186
[people gasp, scream]
opie: Shlub!

421
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,022
There's a whole lotta
humans gathering.

422
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,648
You want to see if anyone
can put up a real fight?

423
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,026
Shlub: You know what, opie?
I know the perfect place

424
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,361
For some good, old-fashioned
carnage. Come with me.

425
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,407
Opie: Oh, man, I'm so glad
you had a change of heart.

426
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,660
Who are we gonna kill? Oh,
maybe we take on the gods again.

427
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,287
Oh! Your wife?

428
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,372
Shlub: The woman I treasure
more than life itself?

429
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,291
Quite the escalation.
Opie: I know, right?

430
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,835
What better way to choose death
than murdering someone you love?

431
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,670
Shlub: I know what you mean,
old pal.

432
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,672
Let me just pick something up.

433
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,928
Opie: Wow. Respect, man.
That's hardcore.

434
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,473
[coughing] you think
I made the wall?

435
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,100
Shlub: Yes, buddy.
I think you did.

436
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,603
Opie: Uhh!
[thud]

437
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,730
♪
[indistinct chatter]

438
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,235
Tyrannis: Ugh, what now?
Orphan: Listen, man,

439
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,112
I have to tell you something.
Tyrannis: Ok.

440
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,989
Orphan: I'm not an orphan.
I'm actually

441
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,324
An apprentice butcher.

442
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,451
I'm 23 years old.
I was playing you.

443
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,578
-But why?
-Let's not get judgy.

444
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,248
I just wanted 3 squares a day,
just like you wanted tina.

445
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,167
By the way, she's also
a soulless monster

446
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,418
Who uses children as props.

447
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,796
Maybe you two are
made for each other.

448
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,255
Tyrannis: Made for each other?

449
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,341
♪

450
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,554
Hey. I'm surprised you came.

451
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,056
Tina: Why? I have to finish
my story.

452
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,641
Tyrannis: I owe you
an explanation.

453
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,226
I owe you the truth.

454
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,061
Tina: Is it that
you pretended that an orphan

455
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,437
You had recently tried
to get murdered

456
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,064
Was your son
in order to win my trust?

457
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,232
Tyrannis: That's one truth.

458
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,983
But much like at this dance,

459
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,485
There are layers.

460
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,029
Ok, so, the truth is,
I am sexually frustrated

461
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,405
And I was keeping it a secret
from everyone.

462
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,990
Tina: No, you weren't.
Everyone knew.

463
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,617
Tyrannis: Right. Ok.
How about this?

464
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,868
My fake orphan son

465
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:41,994
Isn't an orphan at all.

466
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,621
He's a weirdly young-looking

467
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,998
Adult con man.
And a butcher's assistant.

468
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,625
I don't know why
he has that job.

469
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,127
You'd think he could make
a decent living

470
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,461
Just as a con man.

471
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,005
Maybe he likes meat?
Or hates animals?

472
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,924
At any rate, he was playing me,

473
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,717
Just like I was playing you.

474
00:18:56,761 --> 00:19:00,138
And perhaps you were playing...

475
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,181
No? Nothing you wanted to share?

476
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,434
You know if you tell the truth
during ice week,

477
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,602
You get an ice wish.

478
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:12,150
Tina: Well, while we're spewing
truths, chloe's not my daughter.

479
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,693
She's just a kid I found
when I was drunk.

480
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,444
And then I kept her around
because she was useful

481
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,488
In getting my subjects
to lower their guards.

482
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,574
But I gotta tell you,
she's getting on my nerves.

483
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,284
You think you can
get your goon to drown her?

484
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,035
[gasp] never mind.
Don't ask him.

485
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,079
That can be my ice wish.

486
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,211
Tyrannis: I think I'm in love.
Stupendous: We made it!

487
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,796
Tyrannis: Stupe, you look great!

488
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,299
Stupendous: Thank you! Uhh!

489
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,759
Oh, my gosh,
this ice is like water.

490
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,515
People: Wow! Ooh!

491
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,184
♪

492
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,477
Stupendous: Ohh!
Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!

493
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:53,024
Yeah. Come on.
[stupendous and hippocampus
laugh]

494
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,192
Hippocampus: Whoo!
Deliria: It's what

495
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,484
He would have wanted.

496
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,652
Shlub: Absolutely.

497
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,112
Just look at that smile.

498
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,532
Tyrannis, voice-over: And that's
the thing about ice week.

499
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:02,909
It's just like life.

500
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,828
Everyone tells the truth.
Everyone lies.

501
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,748
There's real magic.
There's false magic.

502
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:12,627
It's cold. It's wet.
And it ends.

503
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,702
[kids laughing]
tyrannis: Get back here, orphan!

504
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,132
[explosions]

505
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,055
Richard: Well, I guess
this is good-bye, then.

506
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,267
Julia: Uhh. Richard, wait.
You forgot something.

507
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,269
Richard: Oh, right.
My shawl.

508
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,565
Both: [muffled speech]
[richard laughs]

509
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,526
Phil: Wow. I can't believe
all three of us

510
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,279
Were stuck that whole time
and now we're in love.

511
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,571
Richard and julia:
[muffled speech]

512
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,990
Man: Did you get any of that?

513
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:27,493
Person: Bento.
[cheering]