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- [panting]
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[grunts, screams]
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[coughs]
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- [snarls]
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- [groans]
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[panting]
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[breathing heavily]
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The city of corinth...
Has received their invitation
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To the first ever
worldwide inter-city games
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And says...
[inhales deeply]
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"yes"!
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- That's great news!
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Is he dead?
That's obviously bad news
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And his life shouldn't
be trivialized,
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But put him in the "yes" pile!
Yes!
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So we've got how many cities
coming?
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- Four.
- Amazing!
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The games are happening!
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- [grunting]
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- You don't have to take out
the people, son.
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We have people for that.
- I'm taking it to my lab.
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I've been getting into
dead bodies lately.
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Scientifically.
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- Where is it scientific to
study dead people, egypt?
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- Oh, they get up to stuff
down there.
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- You love killing people!
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- Yeah, and then I leave 'em
alone like a normal person.
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- I'll do what I want
and nobody can stop me!
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[grunting]
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Can I get a servant to help me
not be stopped?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- It is exciting that
our city will be hosting
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All these other cities.
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I know a recipe for an orgy
when I hear one.
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- You hear recipes for orgies
every day.
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- It's a pretty simple recipe.
- Prove it.
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- Can you guys not be gross
while I'm eating?
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I gotta build my strength
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So I can rip out some spines
in these games.
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- These aren't those kind of
games, stupendous.
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Everyone's spine is staying
right inside their backs.
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- Then what are we gonna count
to know who won?
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- The whole point of this event
is to show that
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Cities can coexist peacefully.
- Ok, I'm out.
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- Stupendous,
do as your brother says.
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These games are a great idea.
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- Wow, mum.
Your support is confusing.
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- They've truly earned
the name "the deliria games."
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And some kind of banner.
Just riffing here.
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- No longer confusing.
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- I suppose if they're named
after me,
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I'll have to make an appearance
at the closing ceremonies.
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Can't do that without a song.
Songs need choreography.
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I guess me descending
from the heavens
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On a giant golden swing?
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My hands are tied.
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- Mum, do you have to take over
everything I do?
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- No, I can take over
a lot of things.
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The weather for instance.
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Hope there's not a tornado
coming...Of scorpions.
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- "deliria games" it is.
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- I'll enslave some dancers!
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- There he is!
Welcome to the games, neighbor!
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- I came to keep you from
getting killed.
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Do you know who you've invited
to your city?
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Zika the brutal?
Papatonis the destroyer?
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- These titles never mean
what they sound like.
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Maybe zika is brutally honest.
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Maybe papatonis destroyed
poverty.
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- Petra, the biter-off-er
of penises?
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- That could be
her married name?
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Anyway, don't forget something:
You and I were enemies,
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Then I invited you in,
and now we're friends.
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- Fair point.
As a friend,
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Can I ask you a favor?
- Anything.
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- Pretend you don't know me
when the other guys get here.
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If they all attack at once,
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I don't want to get
my ass kicked.
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Hey! Look who's here!
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Did you see how poorly defended
this nerd's walls are?
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Sorry.
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- Welcome.
I'm tyrannis, the host.
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- I'm papatonis.
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Let's shake hands.
Whoops!
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Guess I'm fixing
my hair instead.
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I invented that.
- Don't let him bully you.
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I'm zika. Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I'm kidding.
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Why would it be nice
to meet anyone?
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The world is merciless, stupid.
- I agree.
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But I believe we can
change that together. Drinks?
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- Nice try.
[whip cracks]
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We know how poison works.
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- Ok.
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- Crack that whip
next to my son again
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And I'll turn your face
inside out,
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Which would be an improvement.
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- Uh, you live
with your mother?
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- She lives with me.
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Listen, I've set up a very nice
luxury skybox in the arena,
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Where we can all watch
the games together.
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In the meantime,
make yourselves at home.
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- Uh, we've never met.
I'm asskill.
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[all laugh]
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[whispers]
I'm so sorry.
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- Mum, please don't make me
look like a kid
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In front of the other kings.
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I'm about to pitch them
my big thing.
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You know, my thing?
The world's first empire?
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A centralized network of
multiple cities
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And a mutually beneficial
alliance?
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- Can't you just do
some push-ups?
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- You never get me!
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- Just don't get assassinated
before my closing number.
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[tapping]
all right, failures!
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Let's actually try this time.
A-five, six, seven, eight!
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No, stop, stop.
How can you be this bad?
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- Shouldn't someone tell us
what the moves are?
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- Oh, is that? All right.
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Full disclosure,
first time choreographing.
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Right, here's what I want.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
[magical chime]
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Come on, like you want it.
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Like you're controlling
your own bodies.
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- Isn't it nice to take a break
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From your dark,
corpse-filled lab
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And get outside, see the sun,
have fun with the people?
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- I have plenty of fun
with the people.
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- I mean the living people.
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Son, as monsters,
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We have to be careful
about our messaging.
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Bad monsters kill people,
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Good monsters have sex
with people.
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Trust me,
that's where the action is.
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- Dad, my outer membrane
is reproductive jelly.
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I'm technically having sex
all the time.
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And just because
I'm not like you
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Doesn't mean I'm a bad monster.
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- [screams]
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Someone's been murdered!
[citizens gasp]
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- Ooh, a freshie!
That's super rare.
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Let's go!
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[crowd gasping]
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- Dear god, who does this?
It's barbaric.
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They didn't even eat
a single piece.
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- Of course they didn't.
They were having too much fun.
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That's why they didn't stop.
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I need to get this body
back to my lab.
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- Son, no.
The humans are watching.
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- Yeah, they're watching me
invent forensic science.
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To catch this killer,
I need to get inside his head,
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By running my fingers through
his victim's guts.
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Support me!
- All right.
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My son and I are
taking this body.
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But we're good monsters.
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Our motivations are
quite sexual.
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- Nice save, dad.
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[crowd cheering]
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- So you see,
we trade olives for leather,
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Leather for spices,
spices for cattle,
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Use the cattle for milk,
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Which we then trade for,
wait for it, olives!
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And krapopolis will be the city
that started it all.
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- Seems complicated, but,
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Hey, I'm just the guy you pay
to reassure you.
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- And you're doing
a bang up job.
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Too bad you're not the guy
I pay to get sarcasm, huh?
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- People from all over
have gathered to watch
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Whatever this is going to be.
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- Maybe it's because our lives
only consist of work,
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Suffering and death,
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But I for one
am excited to be here!
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- Are you guys gonna talk
like that the whole time?
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- Not sure what you mean.
It's just how we talk.
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- Here come the athletes!
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[crowd cheering]
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Players from each city
are now holding rocks.
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[players grunt]
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- Players, stack!
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- Peace. Peace. Peace.
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Peace. Peace. Peace.
[hesitant applause]
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- What kind of idiot thinks
stacking a bunch of rocks
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Counts as a game?
- My idiot brother, that's who.
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- Sounds like a real idiot.
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00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,882
- Except you don't
get to say that about him.
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Only I do.
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Stack your rock,
little muscle man.
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- I'll "stack a rock" you!
[grunts]
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- [grunts]
[crowd cheers]
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- Some kind of rock check.
- Getting interesting.
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- [grunts]
[crowd cheering loudly]
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- Hey, check it out.
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I didn't know these games
would involve violence.
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[thudding]
- [screams]
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- Official deliria games wine!
197
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[magical chime]
198
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Collectible goblets!
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- Enjoying your own games?
200
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- I am but
a humble wine vendor.
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- Relax, deliria. No shame.
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I once caught athena
pretending to be the bull
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At her own sacrifice.
- Ha! Loser.
204
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- Popping in to tell you
that your event
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Has drawn some impressives.
206
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Over my shoulder,
peregrine falcon, don't look,
207
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Falcon perched on the--
don't look!
208
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That's aphrodite, baby.
- You're kidding.
209
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I thought that was
a weirdly hot falcon.
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- And, front row,
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You can look
because he loves it,
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Poseidon's nephew, broseidon.
213
00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,024
- Ay, let's see some cool crap!
214
00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,358
- Famous for being famous.
215
00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:08,487
Nobody likes him but he goes
where the heat is, so...
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- So the heat is here!
That's tremendous.
217
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,450
- Here's hoping you can keep it
on your side.
218
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Super speed!
219
00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,037
- It's as if this event has
gone from a peaceful,
220
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Somewhat anticlimactic
stacking of rocks
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To some kind of battle over
collecting rocks!
222
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- [grunting]
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[crowd cheering]
224
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- It doesn't really seem like
your royal friends--
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- They'll be here.
226
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They're probably
just entranced by
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The peaceful majesty
of my games.
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- I don't think the games are
very peaceful anymore.
229
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- What?
- Yeah.
230
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Your sister kind of invented
231
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More of a competitive
violence-driven thing.
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It's kind of a hit.
Well, not kind of.
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It's actually mostly hitting.
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[players shouting]
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- She's undermining
world peace.
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And she must die!
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- Krapopolis has possession!
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- [grunts]
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[crowd cheering]
240
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,289
Whoo!
241
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,416
- Yeah! She came out of me!
242
00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,795
- Oh, good, mum.
I need you to stop stupendous.
243
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,756
- Stop her?
The games are a hit, dear.
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Look at that.
- [screeches]
245
00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,261
- I don't know
what the hell that is.
246
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,721
- Isn't it obvious? Everyone
loves watching your sister
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Beat other people's brains out
248
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And it's all thanks to me
in a roundabout sort of way.
249
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- That was never the point
of this.
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00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:22,811
- And what was the point again?
251
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,312
- To get the other kings to
listen to
252
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:28,358
My inter-city peace whatever,
so I'm putting a stop to this.
253
00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,402
- Where did you inherit
your love of failure from?
254
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,904
- Help me or get out of my way.
- I'll help.
255
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,948
- [screams]
256
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,159
- It's the kind of help
where you thank me later.
257
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,245
- How much more can you learn
from this?
258
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,789
- Everything.
I'm inventing something new.
259
00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,916
This is called profiling.
260
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,960
We're looking for
a smart but weak man,
261
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:50,755
A skilled craftsman,
lonely, frustrated,
262
00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,967
Works indoors,
socially awkward,
263
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,802
Just wants to be loved...
264
00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:58,388
[snaps]
but they won't admit it.
265
00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,181
- Uh-huh.
266
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,852
- They're saying with these
murders, "screw you, everybody.
267
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,145
"you think you're so great
268
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,022
"because you make out with
each other
269
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,233
"and laugh together
and mock me behind my back?
270
00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,819
"but guess what, man?
Guess what?
271
00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,905
"you won't be so sexy
if I fix you,
272
00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:20,285
If I make you look like
I feel!"
273
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,121
Anyway, um...
[clears throat]
274
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,914
That's who we're looking for.
What do you think?
275
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,709
- I think this killer sounds
like a nice boy
276
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:31,004
Who's just misunderstood.
- Well, I think he's garbage.
277
00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,131
- Don't say that.
- We need to catch him!
278
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,759
- Maybe he needs to be
caught...In a hug.
279
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,094
- What is wrong with you?
280
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,806
I think I know where the killer
will strike next!
281
00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:42,932
- That's good.
282
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,893
That's the first step to
stopping.
283
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:49,356
- Yeah, I know.
- I know you know.
284
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,316
- I think I'm gonna do
this part alone.
285
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,985
- You can feel the energy
in krapopolis
286
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,029
As the deliria games enters
287
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,989
Whatever comes after
the beginning.
288
00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,200
Measurements of time are
not really a thing yet.
289
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,035
- And we're giving you
the play by play,
290
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,913
Made possible by
yanni's sound cones,
291
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,040
Cones of wood
that make you loud!
292
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,917
- You've got to be kidding me.
293
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,253
[players grunting]
294
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,338
- Smart defense.
295
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,757
- You gotta spend rocks
to gain rocks
296
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,884
And this is a game of rocks.
297
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:21,680
Stupendous is going for
the point!
298
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,265
- Rock, krapopolis!
[crowd cheering]
299
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,726
- You gotta think
king tyrannis is awful proud
300
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,395
Of his big sister right now.
301
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,313
- [screaming]
302
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,272
- Whoa!
303
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,108
Hey, are you
stupendous' brother?
304
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,403
- No, she's my sister.
My sister!
305
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,407
- Hi, son. I bought snacks.
- What do you want, dad?
306
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:44,035
- To see how things were
progressing with your "case."
307
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,204
- Why did you say it like that?
- No reason.
308
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:49,124
So based on your understanding
of the killer,
309
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,875
You feel this might be a place
they might--
310
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,336
- I don't think
he'd kill anyone here
311
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,089
But I do think he'll be
revealing himself very soon.
312
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,883
- That's good, son.
Take your time.
313
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,218
Actually, don't take your time.
314
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,803
You're safe here.
You can just say it.
315
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,012
- I wanted it to be a surprise.
316
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,931
- I don't think at this point
it will be.
317
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,182
- Oh, really?
So you know who it is?
318
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,308
- Yes, I do.
- Tell me.
319
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,227
- I think it's important
you say it.
320
00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,855
- Say it on three.
One, two...
321
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,398
The blacksmith.
- My beautiful son!
322
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,151
- Wait, what?
Why would tyrannis kill people?
323
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,820
He's already king.
- My other son.
324
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,864
- Stupendous is a guy?
325
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,907
Me? Dad, what the hell?
326
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,034
It's the blacksmith, you knob!
327
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,911
- Son, you don't have to be
ashamed.
328
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,830
I support you.
- As a murderer?
329
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,373
- As whatever you are.
330
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,625
- Then you can support me as
a scholar of anatomy
331
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,169
On the trail of a killer!
332
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,712
- Well, no,
because that's crazy.
333
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,757
Just admit you're a horrific
ghoul man from the deep
334
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,300
And let's get
the hell out of town.
335
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:43,845
- You are the worst father.
- And you are a great murderer.
336
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,639
I love you! Don't get caught!
337
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,849
[players grunting]
338
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,476
[crowd cheering]
339
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:54,522
[chanting] stupendous!
Stupendous! Stupendous!
340
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,024
- Excuse me, coming through.
341
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,984
- Sorry, but we're about to do
a thing where
342
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,612
We all take turns standing up
in kind of a wave.
343
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,531
It's gonna really give meaning
to being a crowd at an event.
344
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,824
- Do you know who I am?
345
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,868
- I don't care if
you're the king of krapopolis!
346
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,286
- I am the king of krapopolis!
347
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,247
- What an excellent way for me
to illustrate my point.
348
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,041
Whoa!
349
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,045
- [grunts]
350
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,880
- Put it down, please.
Thank you.
351
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,089
Put the rock down.
352
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,675
Stupendous,
for once in your life,
353
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,469
Stop sabotaging me!
354
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:27,430
- I never sabotaged--
- you're doing it now!
355
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,557
Put it down.
356
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,351
Hi. Thank you, everybody.
357
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,645
I'm tyrannis.
These are my games.
358
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,396
But there's been
some confusion.
359
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,441
They've gotten a little violent
and a little too competitive.
360
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:39,859
But here's the good news.
361
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,737
Before that happened, we've
proved something important:
362
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,741
That we can all get together
in peace and have fun.
363
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,285
So what I'd like to do is
invite my fellow kings up to
364
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,914
The luxury skybox and have an
exciting talk about the future
365
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,667
While these folks go back to
playing nicely.
366
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,418
What do you think?
367
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,878
- Riot!
368
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:02,465
[crowd roaring]
- whoopsie.
369
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:12,225
[citizens shouting]
370
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,145
- Baby?
371
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,981
- It's not a secret
riot shelter.
372
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,274
- Nobody's ever said that about
373
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,818
A place that wasn't
a secret riot shelter.
374
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,194
- It's a royal reading nook.
375
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,321
- There's no written language
so there are no books.
376
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,698
- I'm waiting for them.
377
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,157
That's why the shelves are
filled with food, supplies,
378
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,492
And one dose of fatal poison.
379
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,661
- Sugar-booger,
you're all grown up now.
380
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,163
You can't just hide under
your blanky-wanky.
381
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,875
- Why are you pretending we had
cute names for me or blankets?
382
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,042
I don't even think I had
a blanket.
383
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,628
- Because I raised you
to be strong.
384
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,088
- You barely raised me.
385
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,382
- Right, you're talking in
circles, booby-nooby.
386
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,510
Your city is being invaded and
you're sitting here sulking.
387
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,636
- I'm not sulking!
388
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,346
Maybe they deserve to be
invaded.
389
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,308
- You don't mean that.
Krapopolis needs you.
390
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,144
Mumma's ass-kicking
closing number needs you.
391
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,354
- Naturally,
this is all about you.
392
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,941
- Oh, like it's not about you.
- Huh, yeah.
393
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,152
I mean, I've been
convincing myself that
394
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,778
I put on these games for
a noble purpose
395
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,990
But the truth is, I only wanted
to prove that my way is right
396
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,159
And I wanted it so badly
I risked everything
397
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,786
Just to keep my sister from
getting the glory.
398
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,455
I'm no better than you!
399
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,333
- Oh, please. You're barely
scratching the surface.
400
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,500
- Thank you, mother.
401
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,670
Thank you for your shining,
terrible example.
402
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,922
Now take me to stupendous.
403
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,465
- You know you're very lucky
I'm doing a lot of
404
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,884
Magic hour dependent light work
in my number.
405
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,428
Hop onto mumma's shoulders.
406
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,514
And if anyone sees us,
I'm an ordinary ostrich.
407
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,977
- You're gonna want thumbs
for this.
408
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,146
- I'm so happy
you invited me in.
409
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,982
These are amazing.
What do you call them again?
410
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,734
- Horseshoes.
411
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,195
It's a little outside the box
412
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,573
But as a blacksmith,
it's my job to think different.
413
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,825
- My son is the same way.
414
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,954
I just wish he was
more sociable, like you.
415
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:59,207
Do you have kids?
- No, I'm pretty isolated.
416
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,960
I only talk to people
when I've got work to do.
417
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,462
Other hoof.
- The similarities continue.
418
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,924
Yes, you both work alone,
you're both skilled craftsmen.
419
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,842
Distinctive nails you use.
420
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,136
I feel I've seen them
around town.
421
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:16,057
- Yes, they hold up
quite a bit of weight.
422
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,309
But I guess
you already know that.
423
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,144
- You're the killer!
That's wonderful.
424
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,605
- It's not supposed to be.
425
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,733
- No, you don't understand.
See, I thought it was my son.
426
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,026
- [grunting]
- oh! Ok, ouch!
427
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,946
But still, such a relief.
- [laughs]
428
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,615
- Blacksmith! I've caught you.
Dad!
429
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:36,995
- Hippo, I'm slain.
But guess who by? Not you.
430
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,539
I'm so proud that you're only
into corpses
431
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,915
Other people killed.
432
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,875
- Hold on. I've studied enough
to know that
433
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,419
If I push down on
this squirty thing...
434
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,920
- [cries out]
- that's good.
435
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,630
If you were dying,
that wouldn't hurt.
436
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,090
- So you really were learning
437
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,883
And are not just
a creepy death perv.
438
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,635
- It can be both things.
439
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,886
- I love you, son.
440
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,389
After I'm gone,
I want you to go ahead
441
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,809
And dig around inside of me.
Just go nuts in there.
442
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,185
- You're not going anywhere!
443
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,563
But if you do,
thank you, I will do that.
444
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,231
That's very exciting.
445
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,027
- [screams, grunts]
446
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,237
- Mummy's on a schedule!
447
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,532
- So what's the strong person
equivalent of "I'm sorry"?
448
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,827
Do I jab a sharp stick in
my eye or are words enough?
449
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,328
- For the apology you owe me,
450
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,040
That stick will need to get
shoved way further south.
451
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,333
- I get it. I'm always acting
like I'm evolved and
452
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,836
You're a regressive barbarian,
which you are,
453
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,588
And I keep trying to
convince myself that
454
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,798
I can force people into
a future I want,
455
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,133
One where I get to feel safe.
456
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,260
But the truth is,
this is your world,
457
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,137
And you deserve to be
celebrated.
458
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,638
- Can't really argue with that.
459
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,015
But in a million years,
460
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,225
Weak sissies like you will
probably be running things.
461
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,352
That's why I came to
help you build this city.
462
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,314
- Great. We both agree that
in a million years, I win.
463
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,816
So now can we go finish
the games and save the city?
464
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,943
- Oh, ok.
But if we pass a sharp stick,
465
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,362
You still owe me an apology.
466
00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:55,615
- Mum, can you help us get
everyone back in the stands?
467
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,368
- Finally. It's about time.
You can only rehearse so much.
468
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,580
I think one of my backup
dancers is about to give birth.
469
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,999
Hail, bitches!
470
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,752
- It's hailing everywhere but
over the amphitheater!
471
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,379
- What an oddly specific
weather pattern!
472
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,422
Oof!
473
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,679
- Ok, glad to see everyone is
safe and sound.
474
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,848
- A hailstone killed my kid!
475
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,934
- Unfortunate,
but most kids die.
476
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,976
That's why we have a lot.
477
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,395
[crowd booing]
478
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,565
- Right now all that matters is
the rock ball game is back on!
479
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,943
Perhaps I wasn't clear that
stopping the games was
480
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,111
Just a diversion,
481
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,488
Not the whiny baby tantrum
it seemed like.
482
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,865
In the future,
we will call it a halftime.
483
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,659
Now, go kick some ass.
- [chuckles]
484
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,828
[crowd cheering]
485
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,830
- Room for one more?
- [groans]
486
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,748
Are you gonna ruin this
by talking?
487
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,834
- The only thing
I'll be talking is trash
488
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:51,462
Because my sister is going to
wipe the floor with your guys.
489
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:55,633
[players grunting]
490
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,426
[crowd cheering]
491
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,429
- With time winding down,
this could be the last play.
492
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:03,182
It would take a miracle for
stupendous to pull this off.
493
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,143
- But we do live in
an era of gods
494
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,978
And often irrational magic,
495
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,021
So literally anything
is possible.
496
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,940
- Come on, stupe,
you can do it!
497
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:14,610
- [grunting]
498
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,945
- Krapopolis wins!
499
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:20,449
[crowd cheering loudly]
500
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,659
- That's my sister!
501
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:22,785
- Yeah!
502
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,412
- All right!
- Ah, yeah!
503
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,081
- Well, these games were a lot
more fun than I had expected.
504
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,000
- And at this point,
I'm probably drunk enough
505
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,752
To listen to whatever boring
stuff you might want to say.
506
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,421
- Wow. Ok, this is fantastic.
507
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,964
You're gonna love
my presentation.
508
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,090
Just need to get my model.
One sec.
509
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,758
You all stay right here!
510
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,885
- [laughing]
511
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:42,013
[all groaning and choking]
512
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,431
- Wait, before you die,
513
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,183
Would you have been amenable
to a long-term
514
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,310
Multi-city alliance?
- [groans]
515
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,812
- You would not believe
the line at the kebab stand.
516
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,189
What did I miss?
517
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,858
- Tyrannis, you'll never guess
who the killer is.
518
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,152
- The blacksmith?
- How did you--oh.
519
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,778
The good news is that
I've learned enough about
520
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,157
Human anatomy to make this
all look like an accident.
521
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,118
- Closing number time!
Remember the new combination.
522
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,496
"kick ball change, pop.
Booty, booty, booty, booty."
523
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:11,083
Hello, krapopolis!
524
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,461
And what are you--you are not
having that baby now!
525
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,004
[baby crying]
suck it back in!
526
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,215
- I'm proud of you, stupendous.
527
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,342
- For being amazing?
Kind of comes natural.
528
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,593
- Well, yes, for that.
529
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,346
But also because you did
the one thing I never could,
530
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,140
Made these games about
something other than mum.
531
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,017
- Oh, for the love of--
just dance around--
532
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,394
Dance around it!
Better than that!
533
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,858
- Sup? Sup? How you doing?
534
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,944
- Broseidon!
- Oh, what's up?
535
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,904
- Who is that?
- Broseidon.
536
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,989
- Am I supposed to care?
- I don't know.
537
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,325
- He's just one of those guys,
famous for being famous.
538
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,535
There's no "there" there.
- Hey, who said that?
539
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,828
Ay, who's talking smack?
540
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,413
Who's judging me?
You don't know me.
541
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,249
- Who're you talking to?
- Who are you talking to?
542
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,918
- Why are you upset?
- Why are you upset?
543
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,336
You wanna dance with broseidon?
544
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,046
- I don't understand
what's going on.
545
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,881
- That's right, you don't.
546
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,549
None of you do. Come on.
547
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,927
- Man, broseidon's a dick.
548
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,763
- Ay, who said that?
You people don't know me!
549
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,223
I'm sorry I'm popular!
550
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,517
Doesn't mean
I'm here for your abuse!
551
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,893
I'm a human being.
552
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,979
I'm poseidon's nephew
but I'm human!
553
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,064
I have a story,
I have feelings!
554
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,693
I had a messed up childhood!
- Ah, boo-hoo!
555
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,237
- Nobody knows my pain!
556
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,948
- And nobody would know
broseidon's pain.
557
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,409
And his pain continued
forever.
558
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,453
And that is why
we have four seasons.
559
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,330
- Did you get any of that?
560
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,582
[dramatic whoosh]
561
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,293
- Bento.
[cheering]