1 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:06,797 - [panting] 2 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:10,551 [grunts, screams] 3 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,428 [coughs] 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,887 - [snarls] 5 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:15,472 - [groans] 6 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:19,518 [panting] 7 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,438 [breathing heavily] 8 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:26,817 The city of corinth... Has received their invitation 9 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:30,112 To the first ever worldwide inter-city games 10 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,240 And says... [inhales deeply] 11 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:35,284 "yes"! 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,285 - That's great news! 13 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,037 Is he dead? That's obviously bad news 14 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:39,288 And his life shouldn't be trivialized, 15 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,248 But put him in the "yes" pile! Yes! 16 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:42,916 So we've got how many cities coming? 17 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:44,001 - Four. - Amazing! 18 00:00:44,128 --> 00:00:45,878 The games are happening! 19 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,589 - [grunting] 20 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,008 - You don't have to take out the people, son. 21 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,293 We have people for that. - I'm taking it to my lab. 22 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,637 I've been getting into dead bodies lately. 23 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,056 Scientifically. 24 00:00:57,141 --> 00:00:59,933 - Where is it scientific to study dead people, egypt? 25 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:01,727 - Oh, they get up to stuff down there. 26 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,270 - You love killing people! 27 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:06,148 - Yeah, and then I leave 'em alone like a normal person. 28 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:08,692 - I'll do what I want and nobody can stop me! 29 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:10,652 [grunting] 30 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,863 Can I get a servant to help me not be stopped? 31 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,824 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:23,165 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,724 - It is exciting that our city will be hosting 34 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:41,934 All these other cities. 35 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:44,853 I know a recipe for an orgy when I hear one. 36 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,438 - You hear recipes for orgies every day. 37 00:01:46,557 --> 00:01:48,982 - It's a pretty simple recipe. - Prove it. 38 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,943 - Can you guys not be gross while I'm eating? 39 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:52,194 I gotta build my strength 40 00:01:52,238 --> 00:01:53,987 So I can rip out some spines in these games. 41 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:56,031 - These aren't those kind of games, stupendous. 42 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:57,991 Everyone's spine is staying right inside their backs. 43 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,035 - Then what are we gonna count to know who won? 44 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:01,620 - The whole point of this event is to show that 45 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:04,790 Cities can coexist peacefully. - Ok, I'm out. 46 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,667 - Stupendous, do as your brother says. 47 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:07,918 These games are a great idea. 48 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,546 - Wow, mum. Your support is confusing. 49 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,841 - They've truly earned the name "the deliria games." 50 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:15,759 And some kind of banner. Just riffing here. 51 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,261 - No longer confusing. 52 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,096 - I suppose if they're named after me, 53 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,390 I'll have to make an appearance at the closing ceremonies. 54 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,810 Can't do that without a song. Songs need choreography. 55 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,645 I guess me descending from the heavens 56 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:27,980 On a giant golden swing? 57 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,273 My hands are tied. 58 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:32,776 - Mum, do you have to take over everything I do? 59 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,611 - No, I can take over a lot of things. 60 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:35,988 The weather for instance. 61 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:38,782 Hope there's not a tornado coming...Of scorpions. 62 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,117 - "deliria games" it is. 63 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,035 - I'll enslave some dancers! 64 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,372 - There he is! Welcome to the games, neighbor! 65 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,291 - I came to keep you from getting killed. 66 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,543 Do you know who you've invited to your city? 67 00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:52,129 Zika the brutal? Papatonis the destroyer? 68 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,756 - These titles never mean what they sound like. 69 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,884 Maybe zika is brutally honest. 70 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,969 Maybe papatonis destroyed poverty. 71 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,138 - Petra, the biter-off-er of penises? 72 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,557 - That could be her married name? 73 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:06,894 Anyway, don't forget something: You and I were enemies, 74 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:09,146 Then I invited you in, and now we're friends. 75 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,272 - Fair point. As a friend, 76 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:12,149 Can I ask you a favor? - Anything. 77 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,109 - Pretend you don't know me when the other guys get here. 78 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:15,277 If they all attack at once, 79 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,945 I don't want to get my ass kicked. 80 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,572 Hey! Look who's here! 81 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:21,325 Did you see how poorly defended this nerd's walls are? 82 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,326 Sorry. 83 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,495 - Welcome. I'm tyrannis, the host. 84 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,622 - I'm papatonis. 85 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,832 Let's shake hands. Whoops! 86 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:31,043 Guess I'm fixing my hair instead. 87 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,045 I invented that. - Don't let him bully you. 88 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,755 I'm zika. Nice to meet you. 89 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,048 - Nice to meet you. - I'm kidding. 90 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,466 Why would it be nice to meet anyone? 91 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:40,010 The world is merciless, stupid. - I agree. 92 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,888 But I believe we can change that together. Drinks? 93 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:44,014 - Nice try. [whip cracks] 94 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,682 We know how poison works. 95 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,851 - Ok. 96 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,269 - Crack that whip next to my son again 97 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:51,647 And I'll turn your face inside out, 98 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,023 Which would be an improvement. 99 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,942 - Uh, you live with your mother? 100 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,485 - She lives with me. 101 00:03:56,570 --> 00:04:00,197 Listen, I've set up a very nice luxury skybox in the arena, 102 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,407 Where we can all watch the games together. 103 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:04,326 In the meantime, make yourselves at home. 104 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,496 - Uh, we've never met. I'm asskill. 105 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,083 [all laugh] 106 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,126 [whispers] I'm so sorry. 107 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,128 - Mum, please don't make me look like a kid 108 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,255 In front of the other kings. 109 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:19,216 I'm about to pitch them my big thing. 110 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:22,177 You know, my thing? The world's first empire? 111 00:04:22,212 --> 00:04:24,179 A centralized network of multiple cities 112 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,265 And a mutually beneficial alliance? 113 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,516 - Can't you just do some push-ups? 114 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,934 - You never get me! 115 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,645 - Just don't get assassinated before my closing number. 116 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,188 [tapping] all right, failures! 117 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:36,566 Let's actually try this time. A-five, six, seven, eight! 118 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:40,279 No, stop, stop. How can you be this bad? 119 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,239 - Shouldn't someone tell us what the moves are? 120 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,365 - Oh, is that? All right. 121 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,409 Full disclosure, first time choreographing. 122 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,535 Right, here's what I want. 123 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,578 Five, six, seven, eight. [magical chime] 124 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,038 Come on, like you want it. 125 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:52,457 Like you're controlling your own bodies. 126 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,126 - Isn't it nice to take a break 127 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,253 From your dark, corpse-filled lab 128 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:59,298 And get outside, see the sun, have fun with the people? 129 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,882 - I have plenty of fun with the people. 130 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,467 - I mean the living people. 131 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,177 Son, as monsters, 132 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:07,264 We have to be careful about our messaging. 133 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:08,265 Bad monsters kill people, 134 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,559 Good monsters have sex with people. 135 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,020 Trust me, that's where the action is. 136 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:16,189 - Dad, my outer membrane is reproductive jelly. 137 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,025 I'm technically having sex all the time. 138 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,818 And just because I'm not like you 139 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:20,777 Doesn't mean I'm a bad monster. 140 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:21,987 - [screams] 141 00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:24,114 Someone's been murdered! [citizens gasp] 142 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,700 - Ooh, a freshie! That's super rare. 143 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,035 Let's go! 144 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,244 [crowd gasping] 145 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,788 - Dear god, who does this? It's barbaric. 146 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,248 They didn't even eat a single piece. 147 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,751 - Of course they didn't. They were having too much fun. 148 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,210 That's why they didn't stop. 149 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,920 I need to get this body back to my lab. 150 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,465 - Son, no. The humans are watching. 151 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:45,344 - Yeah, they're watching me invent forensic science. 152 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:48,213 To catch this killer, I need to get inside his head, 153 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,724 By running my fingers through his victim's guts. 154 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:52,851 Support me! - All right. 155 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,644 My son and I are taking this body. 156 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:55,896 But we're good monsters. 157 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,774 Our motivations are quite sexual. 158 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,359 - Nice save, dad. 159 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:01,568 [crowd cheering] 160 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,321 - So you see, we trade olives for leather, 161 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:07,574 Leather for spices, spices for cattle, 162 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:08,992 Use the cattle for milk, 163 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:12,079 Which we then trade for, wait for it, olives! 164 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,540 And krapopolis will be the city that started it all. 165 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:16,917 - Seems complicated, but, 166 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,835 Hey, I'm just the guy you pay to reassure you. 167 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,088 - And you're doing a bang up job. 168 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:23,673 Too bad you're not the guy I pay to get sarcasm, huh? 169 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,009 - People from all over have gathered to watch 170 00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:28,762 Whatever this is going to be. 171 00:06:28,806 --> 00:06:30,972 - Maybe it's because our lives only consist of work, 172 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,349 Suffering and death, 173 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,476 But I for one am excited to be here! 174 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:38,397 - Are you guys gonna talk like that the whole time? 175 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:41,525 - Not sure what you mean. It's just how we talk. 176 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,734 - Here come the athletes! 177 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,861 [crowd cheering] 178 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:47,614 Players from each city are now holding rocks. 179 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,491 [players grunt] 180 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:52,494 - Players, stack! 181 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,871 - Peace. Peace. Peace. 182 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,416 Peace. Peace. Peace. [hesitant applause] 183 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,085 - What kind of idiot thinks stacking a bunch of rocks 184 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:02,587 Counts as a game? - My idiot brother, that's who. 185 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:03,964 - Sounds like a real idiot. 186 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,882 - Except you don't get to say that about him. 187 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,050 Only I do. 188 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:08,885 Stack your rock, little muscle man. 189 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,680 - I'll "stack a rock" you! [grunts] 190 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,140 - [grunts] [crowd cheers] 191 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,184 - Some kind of rock check. - Getting interesting. 192 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,979 - [grunts] [crowd cheering loudly] 193 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,355 - Hey, check it out. 194 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:22,941 I didn't know these games would involve violence. 195 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:23,900 [thudding] - [screams] 196 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:28,447 - Official deliria games wine! 197 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,031 [magical chime] 198 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,075 Collectible goblets! 199 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:33,910 - Enjoying your own games? 200 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,745 - I am but a humble wine vendor. 201 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,622 - Relax, deliria. No shame. 202 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,833 I once caught athena pretending to be the bull 203 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,960 At her own sacrifice. - Ha! Loser. 204 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,713 - Popping in to tell you that your event 205 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,173 Has drawn some impressives. 206 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,925 Over my shoulder, peregrine falcon, don't look, 207 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,969 Falcon perched on the-- don't look! 208 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,847 That's aphrodite, baby. - You're kidding. 209 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,891 I thought that was a weirdly hot falcon. 210 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,767 - And, front row, 211 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,978 You can look because he loves it, 212 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,855 Poseidon's nephew, broseidon. 213 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,024 - Ay, let's see some cool crap! 214 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,358 - Famous for being famous. 215 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:08,487 Nobody likes him but he goes where the heat is, so... 216 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,114 - So the heat is here! That's tremendous. 217 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,450 - Here's hoping you can keep it on your side. 218 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:14,951 Super speed! 219 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,037 - It's as if this event has gone from a peaceful, 220 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,123 Somewhat anticlimactic stacking of rocks 221 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,584 To some kind of battle over collecting rocks! 222 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:25,378 - [grunting] 223 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,089 [crowd cheering] 224 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,633 - It doesn't really seem like your royal friends-- 225 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:30,717 - They'll be here. 226 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,260 They're probably just entranced by 227 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,137 The peaceful majesty of my games. 228 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,598 - I don't think the games are very peaceful anymore. 229 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:37,516 - What? - Yeah. 230 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,767 Your sister kind of invented 231 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:41,186 More of a competitive violence-driven thing. 232 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,146 It's kind of a hit. Well, not kind of. 233 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,814 It's actually mostly hitting. 234 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,274 [players shouting] 235 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,652 - She's undermining world peace. 236 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,987 And she must die! 237 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,576 - Krapopolis has possession! 238 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:57,744 - [grunts] 239 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,497 [crowd cheering] 240 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,289 Whoo! 241 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,416 - Yeah! She came out of me! 242 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,795 - Oh, good, mum. I need you to stop stupendous. 243 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,756 - Stop her? The games are a hit, dear. 244 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,842 Look at that. - [screeches] 245 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,261 - I don't know what the hell that is. 246 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,721 - Isn't it obvious? Everyone loves watching your sister 247 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,056 Beat other people's brains out 248 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,684 And it's all thanks to me in a roundabout sort of way. 249 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:21,643 - That was never the point of this. 250 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:22,811 - And what was the point again? 251 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,312 - To get the other kings to listen to 252 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:28,358 My inter-city peace whatever, so I'm putting a stop to this. 253 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,402 - Where did you inherit your love of failure from? 254 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,904 - Help me or get out of my way. - I'll help. 255 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,948 - [screams] 256 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,159 - It's the kind of help where you thank me later. 257 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,245 - How much more can you learn from this? 258 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,789 - Everything. I'm inventing something new. 259 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,916 This is called profiling. 260 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,960 We're looking for a smart but weak man, 261 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:50,755 A skilled craftsman, lonely, frustrated, 262 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,967 Works indoors, socially awkward, 263 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,802 Just wants to be loved... 264 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:58,388 [snaps] but they won't admit it. 265 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,181 - Uh-huh. 266 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,852 - They're saying with these murders, "screw you, everybody. 267 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,145 "you think you're so great 268 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,022 "because you make out with each other 269 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,233 "and laugh together and mock me behind my back? 270 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,819 "but guess what, man? Guess what? 271 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,905 "you won't be so sexy if I fix you, 272 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:20,285 If I make you look like I feel!" 273 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,121 Anyway, um... [clears throat] 274 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,914 That's who we're looking for. What do you think? 275 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,709 - I think this killer sounds like a nice boy 276 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:31,004 Who's just misunderstood. - Well, I think he's garbage. 277 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,131 - Don't say that. - We need to catch him! 278 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,759 - Maybe he needs to be caught...In a hug. 279 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,094 - What is wrong with you? 280 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,806 I think I know where the killer will strike next! 281 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:42,932 - That's good. 282 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,893 That's the first step to stopping. 283 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:49,356 - Yeah, I know. - I know you know. 284 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,316 - I think I'm gonna do this part alone. 285 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,985 - You can feel the energy in krapopolis 286 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,029 As the deliria games enters 287 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,989 Whatever comes after the beginning. 288 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,200 Measurements of time are not really a thing yet. 289 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,035 - And we're giving you the play by play, 290 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,913 Made possible by yanni's sound cones, 291 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,040 Cones of wood that make you loud! 292 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,917 - You've got to be kidding me. 293 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,253 [players grunting] 294 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,338 - Smart defense. 295 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,757 - You gotta spend rocks to gain rocks 296 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,884 And this is a game of rocks. 297 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:21,680 Stupendous is going for the point! 298 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,265 - Rock, krapopolis! [crowd cheering] 299 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,726 - You gotta think king tyrannis is awful proud 300 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,395 Of his big sister right now. 301 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,313 - [screaming] 302 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,272 - Whoa! 303 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,108 Hey, are you stupendous' brother? 304 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,403 - No, she's my sister. My sister! 305 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,407 - Hi, son. I bought snacks. - What do you want, dad? 306 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:44,035 - To see how things were progressing with your "case." 307 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,204 - Why did you say it like that? - No reason. 308 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:49,124 So based on your understanding of the killer, 309 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,875 You feel this might be a place they might-- 310 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,336 - I don't think he'd kill anyone here 311 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,089 But I do think he'll be revealing himself very soon. 312 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,883 - That's good, son. Take your time. 313 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,218 Actually, don't take your time. 314 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,803 You're safe here. You can just say it. 315 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,012 - I wanted it to be a surprise. 316 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,931 - I don't think at this point it will be. 317 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,182 - Oh, really? So you know who it is? 318 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,308 - Yes, I do. - Tell me. 319 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,227 - I think it's important you say it. 320 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,855 - Say it on three. One, two... 321 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,398 The blacksmith. - My beautiful son! 322 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,151 - Wait, what? Why would tyrannis kill people? 323 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,820 He's already king. - My other son. 324 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,864 - Stupendous is a guy? 325 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,907 Me? Dad, what the hell? 326 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,034 It's the blacksmith, you knob! 327 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,911 - Son, you don't have to be ashamed. 328 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,830 I support you. - As a murderer? 329 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,373 - As whatever you are. 330 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,625 - Then you can support me as a scholar of anatomy 331 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,169 On the trail of a killer! 332 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,712 - Well, no, because that's crazy. 333 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,757 Just admit you're a horrific ghoul man from the deep 334 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,300 And let's get the hell out of town. 335 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:43,845 - You are the worst father. - And you are a great murderer. 336 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,639 I love you! Don't get caught! 337 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,849 [players grunting] 338 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,476 [crowd cheering] 339 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:54,522 [chanting] stupendous! Stupendous! Stupendous! 340 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,024 - Excuse me, coming through. 341 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,984 - Sorry, but we're about to do a thing where 342 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,612 We all take turns standing up in kind of a wave. 343 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,531 It's gonna really give meaning to being a crowd at an event. 344 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,824 - Do you know who I am? 345 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,868 - I don't care if you're the king of krapopolis! 346 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,286 - I am the king of krapopolis! 347 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,247 - What an excellent way for me to illustrate my point. 348 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,041 Whoa! 349 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,045 - [grunts] 350 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,880 - Put it down, please. Thank you. 351 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,089 Put the rock down. 352 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,675 Stupendous, for once in your life, 353 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,469 Stop sabotaging me! 354 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:27,430 - I never sabotaged-- - you're doing it now! 355 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,557 Put it down. 356 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,351 Hi. Thank you, everybody. 357 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,645 I'm tyrannis. These are my games. 358 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,396 But there's been some confusion. 359 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,441 They've gotten a little violent and a little too competitive. 360 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:39,859 But here's the good news. 361 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,737 Before that happened, we've proved something important: 362 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,741 That we can all get together in peace and have fun. 363 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,285 So what I'd like to do is invite my fellow kings up to 364 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,914 The luxury skybox and have an exciting talk about the future 365 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,667 While these folks go back to playing nicely. 366 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,418 What do you think? 367 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,878 - Riot! 368 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:02,465 [crowd roaring] - whoopsie. 369 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:12,225 [citizens shouting] 370 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,145 - Baby? 371 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,981 - It's not a secret riot shelter. 372 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,274 - Nobody's ever said that about 373 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,818 A place that wasn't a secret riot shelter. 374 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,194 - It's a royal reading nook. 375 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,321 - There's no written language so there are no books. 376 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,698 - I'm waiting for them. 377 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,157 That's why the shelves are filled with food, supplies, 378 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,492 And one dose of fatal poison. 379 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,661 - Sugar-booger, you're all grown up now. 380 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,163 You can't just hide under your blanky-wanky. 381 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,875 - Why are you pretending we had cute names for me or blankets? 382 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,042 I don't even think I had a blanket. 383 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,628 - Because I raised you to be strong. 384 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,088 - You barely raised me. 385 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,382 - Right, you're talking in circles, booby-nooby. 386 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,510 Your city is being invaded and you're sitting here sulking. 387 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,636 - I'm not sulking! 388 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,346 Maybe they deserve to be invaded. 389 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,308 - You don't mean that. Krapopolis needs you. 390 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,144 Mumma's ass-kicking closing number needs you. 391 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,354 - Naturally, this is all about you. 392 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,941 - Oh, like it's not about you. - Huh, yeah. 393 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,152 I mean, I've been convincing myself that 394 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,778 I put on these games for a noble purpose 395 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,990 But the truth is, I only wanted to prove that my way is right 396 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,159 And I wanted it so badly I risked everything 397 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,786 Just to keep my sister from getting the glory. 398 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,455 I'm no better than you! 399 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,333 - Oh, please. You're barely scratching the surface. 400 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,500 - Thank you, mother. 401 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,670 Thank you for your shining, terrible example. 402 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,922 Now take me to stupendous. 403 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,465 - You know you're very lucky I'm doing a lot of 404 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,884 Magic hour dependent light work in my number. 405 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,428 Hop onto mumma's shoulders. 406 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,514 And if anyone sees us, I'm an ordinary ostrich. 407 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,977 - You're gonna want thumbs for this. 408 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,146 - I'm so happy you invited me in. 409 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,982 These are amazing. What do you call them again? 410 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,734 - Horseshoes. 411 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,195 It's a little outside the box 412 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,573 But as a blacksmith, it's my job to think different. 413 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,825 - My son is the same way. 414 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,954 I just wish he was more sociable, like you. 415 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:59,207 Do you have kids? - No, I'm pretty isolated. 416 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,960 I only talk to people when I've got work to do. 417 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,462 Other hoof. - The similarities continue. 418 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,924 Yes, you both work alone, you're both skilled craftsmen. 419 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,842 Distinctive nails you use. 420 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,136 I feel I've seen them around town. 421 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:16,057 - Yes, they hold up quite a bit of weight. 422 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,309 But I guess you already know that. 423 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,144 - You're the killer! That's wonderful. 424 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,605 - It's not supposed to be. 425 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,733 - No, you don't understand. See, I thought it was my son. 426 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,026 - [grunting] - oh! Ok, ouch! 427 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,946 But still, such a relief. - [laughs] 428 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,615 - Blacksmith! I've caught you. Dad! 429 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:36,995 - Hippo, I'm slain. But guess who by? Not you. 430 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,539 I'm so proud that you're only into corpses 431 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,915 Other people killed. 432 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,875 - Hold on. I've studied enough to know that 433 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,419 If I push down on this squirty thing... 434 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,920 - [cries out] - that's good. 435 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,630 If you were dying, that wouldn't hurt. 436 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,090 - So you really were learning 437 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,883 And are not just a creepy death perv. 438 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,635 - It can be both things. 439 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,886 - I love you, son. 440 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,389 After I'm gone, I want you to go ahead 441 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,809 And dig around inside of me. Just go nuts in there. 442 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,185 - You're not going anywhere! 443 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,563 But if you do, thank you, I will do that. 444 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,231 That's very exciting. 445 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,027 - [screams, grunts] 446 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,237 - Mummy's on a schedule! 447 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,532 - So what's the strong person equivalent of "I'm sorry"? 448 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,827 Do I jab a sharp stick in my eye or are words enough? 449 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,328 - For the apology you owe me, 450 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,040 That stick will need to get shoved way further south. 451 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,333 - I get it. I'm always acting like I'm evolved and 452 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,836 You're a regressive barbarian, which you are, 453 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,588 And I keep trying to convince myself that 454 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,798 I can force people into a future I want, 455 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,133 One where I get to feel safe. 456 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,260 But the truth is, this is your world, 457 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,137 And you deserve to be celebrated. 458 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,638 - Can't really argue with that. 459 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,015 But in a million years, 460 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,225 Weak sissies like you will probably be running things. 461 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,352 That's why I came to help you build this city. 462 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,314 - Great. We both agree that in a million years, I win. 463 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,816 So now can we go finish the games and save the city? 464 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,943 - Oh, ok. But if we pass a sharp stick, 465 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,362 You still owe me an apology. 466 00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:55,615 - Mum, can you help us get everyone back in the stands? 467 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,368 - Finally. It's about time. You can only rehearse so much. 468 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:02,580 I think one of my backup dancers is about to give birth. 469 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,999 Hail, bitches! 470 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,752 - It's hailing everywhere but over the amphitheater! 471 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,379 - What an oddly specific weather pattern! 472 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,422 Oof! 473 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,679 - Ok, glad to see everyone is safe and sound. 474 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,848 - A hailstone killed my kid! 475 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,934 - Unfortunate, but most kids die. 476 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,976 That's why we have a lot. 477 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,395 [crowd booing] 478 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,565 - Right now all that matters is the rock ball game is back on! 479 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,943 Perhaps I wasn't clear that stopping the games was 480 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,111 Just a diversion, 481 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,488 Not the whiny baby tantrum it seemed like. 482 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,865 In the future, we will call it a halftime. 483 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,659 Now, go kick some ass. - [chuckles] 484 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,828 [crowd cheering] 485 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,830 - Room for one more? - [groans] 486 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,748 Are you gonna ruin this by talking? 487 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,834 - The only thing I'll be talking is trash 488 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:51,462 Because my sister is going to wipe the floor with your guys. 489 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:55,633 [players grunting] 490 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,426 [crowd cheering] 491 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,429 - With time winding down, this could be the last play. 492 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:03,182 It would take a miracle for stupendous to pull this off. 493 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,143 - But we do live in an era of gods 494 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,978 And often irrational magic, 495 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,021 So literally anything is possible. 496 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,940 - Come on, stupe, you can do it! 497 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:14,610 - [grunting] 498 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,945 - Krapopolis wins! 499 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:20,449 [crowd cheering loudly] 500 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,659 - That's my sister! 501 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:22,785 - Yeah! 502 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,412 - All right! - Ah, yeah! 503 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,081 - Well, these games were a lot more fun than I had expected. 504 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,000 - And at this point, I'm probably drunk enough 505 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,752 To listen to whatever boring stuff you might want to say. 506 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,421 - Wow. Ok, this is fantastic. 507 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,964 You're gonna love my presentation. 508 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,090 Just need to get my model. One sec. 509 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,758 You all stay right here! 510 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,885 - [laughing] 511 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:42,013 [all groaning and choking] 512 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,431 - Wait, before you die, 513 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,183 Would you have been amenable to a long-term 514 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,310 Multi-city alliance? - [groans] 515 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,812 - You would not believe the line at the kebab stand. 516 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,189 What did I miss? 517 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,858 - Tyrannis, you'll never guess who the killer is. 518 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,152 - The blacksmith? - How did you--oh. 519 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,778 The good news is that I've learned enough about 520 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,157 Human anatomy to make this all look like an accident. 521 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,118 - Closing number time! Remember the new combination. 522 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,496 "kick ball change, pop. Booty, booty, booty, booty." 523 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:11,083 Hello, krapopolis! 524 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,461 And what are you--you are not having that baby now! 525 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,004 [baby crying] suck it back in! 526 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,215 - I'm proud of you, stupendous. 527 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,342 - For being amazing? Kind of comes natural. 528 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,593 - Well, yes, for that. 529 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,346 But also because you did the one thing I never could, 530 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,140 Made these games about something other than mum. 531 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,017 - Oh, for the love of-- just dance around-- 532 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,394 Dance around it! Better than that! 533 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,858 - Sup? Sup? How you doing? 534 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,944 - Broseidon! - Oh, what's up? 535 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,904 - Who is that? - Broseidon. 536 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,989 - Am I supposed to care? - I don't know. 537 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,325 - He's just one of those guys, famous for being famous. 538 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,535 There's no "there" there. - Hey, who said that? 539 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,828 Ay, who's talking smack? 540 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,413 Who's judging me? You don't know me. 541 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,249 - Who're you talking to? - Who are you talking to? 542 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,918 - Why are you upset? - Why are you upset? 543 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,336 You wanna dance with broseidon? 544 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,046 - I don't understand what's going on. 545 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,881 - That's right, you don't. 546 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,549 None of you do. Come on. 547 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,927 - Man, broseidon's a dick. 548 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,763 - Ay, who said that? You people don't know me! 549 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,223 I'm sorry I'm popular! 550 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,517 Doesn't mean I'm here for your abuse! 551 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,893 I'm a human being. 552 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,979 I'm poseidon's nephew but I'm human! 553 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,064 I have a story, I have feelings! 554 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,693 I had a messed up childhood! - Ah, boo-hoo! 555 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,237 - Nobody knows my pain! 556 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,948 - And nobody would know broseidon's pain. 557 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,409 And his pain continued forever. 558 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,453 And that is why we have four seasons. 559 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,330 - Did you get any of that? 560 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,582 [dramatic whoosh] 561 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,293 - Bento. [cheering]