1 00:00:13,431 --> 00:00:16,058 [♪ Baby Queen: "Dover Beach"] 2 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:24,650 ♪ Hear your voice over and over ♪ 3 00:00:24,734 --> 00:00:27,361 ♪ Sitting on the beach of Dover ♪ 4 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:29,530 ♪ What is happening? Oh, dear ♪ 5 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,657 ♪ I keep wishing you were here ♪ 6 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,452 ♪ And I swear I'm gonna lose it ♪ 7 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,245 ♪ If I keep playing your music... 8 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,581 - [bicycle bell dings] - Ow! Okay. 9 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:40,499 Okay. Okay. 10 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,460 Come on. 11 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,254 [panting] 12 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,590 [Belly] Sometimes it kind of feels like 13 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:50,426 no matter how hard I try, I just keep... 14 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,762 missing the boat. 15 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:55,973 ♪ In the water, your mirage is like a stalker ♪ 16 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,392 ♪ I should push him off the cliffside ♪ 17 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:02,354 ♪ 'Cause he's coloring my insides ocean blue ♪ 18 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:07,902 ♪ And everywhere I look, I look at you ♪ 19 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,987 ♪ It's true ♪ ♪ 20 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:13,633 [Jeremiah] Do we really have to 21 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:14,801 physically sit for our portraits? 22 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:16,261 Can't she just, like, look at a picture 23 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,870 on her phone or something? 24 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:20,873 - Okay, get out. - [laughing] What? Why? 25 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,083 She needs to see you in the flesh 26 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,502 in order to capture your essence. 27 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,337 While you're still young and full of hope. 28 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,755 [both laugh] 29 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,757 Her words. 30 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,760 Well, Conrad does not have hope, actually. 31 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,430 He's hopeless, but my hangover smoothie... it cures all. 32 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:39,183 Can you please just hurry up? 33 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,602 Just go back to bed, all right? 34 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,663 - All right, seriously, Steven, get out. - Oh, come on. 35 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,231 This is a delicate science, 36 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,750 and your heavy breathing is gonna break the yolk. 37 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,317 Okay. Okay, okay. 38 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,045 She hasn't painted you since you were little. 39 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:51,588 I think it'd be nice to have these portraits 40 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,531 - for when you're older. - Old. No. 41 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,294 When I'm older, I'm sure there'll be, like, 42 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:58,661 like, holograms or something I can watch of myself, you know? 43 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:02,414 [blender whirring] 44 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:04,416 Just sit for your portraits. 45 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,502 I don't see Conrad complaining. 46 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,504 He'll complain when he's conscious. 47 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,798 Hey. Here. 48 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,859 - Thank you. - [Steven] Come on, man. Hurry your ass up. 49 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,611 All right? I can't be late for my first day of work. 50 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,137 - We won't. We're good. - Come on, man. 51 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,348 - Ooh! - Those old country club boomers 52 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,409 are gonna tip me so hard, man, they won't know what hit 'em. 53 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,227 - [Jeremiah] Oh! - [Laurel] Steven, I swear. 54 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,080 - [Steven] What? - [Jeremiah] Come on, Laurel. 55 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,022 My boy's got to get that bread. 56 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:28,816 [Steven] Thank you. [laughs] 57 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,234 Good morning. 58 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,069 Belly, where have you been? 59 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,321 Is that a bruise? 60 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:36,365 Um, I-I bumped into someone. 61 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,450 You bumped into someone? 62 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:39,952 Doesn't look that bad. 63 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:43,330 Um, cereal? 64 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:44,832 - Yeah, hit me. - Sure. 65 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:47,251 [Susannah] Oh, my God! 66 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:52,172 Belly is gonna be a debutante. [laughs] - [Belly laughs] 67 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:53,567 It's really not that big of a deal. 68 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:54,884 [Steven] I'm sorry. Like, Belly? 69 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,886 Like, my sister? Like, that thing right there? 70 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:58,345 Shut up, cretin. 71 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,347 Okay, this is gonna be so much fun. 72 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:03,100 Just you wait. There is, uh... there's the tea, 73 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,436 the auction, the ball, of course, the rehearsal. 74 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,937 I got to write this down. 75 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,273 [gasps] We need to go shopping. 76 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,318 - [laughs] - This sounds... expensive. 77 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,361 Oh, don't worry, Laur. It's on me. 78 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:16,572 It was my idea after all, and we still need 79 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,175 to style you for your book party, so... 80 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,326 Belly, are you sure you want to do this? 81 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:23,037 It doesn't seem very you. 82 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,830 It's not. 83 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:27,458 Conrad, could you please be a little more supportive? 84 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:32,087 Now, which one of you is gonna be Belly's escort to the ball? 85 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,214 Not me. I went last year. 86 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:37,176 Yeah, and I swore off balls. 87 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,261 - [laughing] - The dances, dude. 88 00:03:39,345 --> 00:03:41,639 - [laughter] - Wow, guys. 89 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,682 Stop fighting over me. [laughs] 90 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:46,060 Um, I'm not going with either of you. 91 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,603 I am going to find my own date. 92 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:50,689 Wikipedia says debutante balls require instruction 93 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:53,150 in morals and social etiquette. 94 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,402 [Conrad] I'm going for a swim. 95 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:57,655 [Steven] She could use some etiquette. Yeah. 96 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,074 No offense, Beck, but I don't feel like 97 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,177 a country club is the best place to teach Belly about morals. 98 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,535 Laur, times have changed. 99 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,162 There's a girl debbing this season, 100 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,873 and she's bringing her girlfriend as her escort, 101 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:09,917 and the club was fine with it. 102 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,710 [Laurel] How very progressive of them. 103 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:14,755 [Jeremiah] Here you are, Belly Button. 104 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:17,925 Well, hurry up! We have shopping to do. 105 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,111 [Laurel] It's not like I was getting any work done anyway. 106 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,554 [♪ BLACKPINK with Selena Gomez: "Ice Cream"] 107 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:25,307 ♪ Come a little closer 'cause you looking thirsty ♪ 108 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:28,352 ♪ I'm-a make it better, sip it like a Slurpee ♪ 109 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,479 ♪ Snow cone chilly, get it free like Willy ♪ 110 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,649 ♪ In the jeans like Billie, you be poppin' like a wheelie... 111 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,651 - Here you go. - Thank you. 112 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,945 ♪ You know I keep it icy... 113 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,114 - Isn't that pretty? - I like that. 114 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,658 - Oh. - Right? 115 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,576 - Yes? - Yes. 116 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,370 ♪ Keep it fresh like roses... 117 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,931 - I like that one. - Yeah? - You like this one? 118 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,581 - ♪ Yeah, look so sweet ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 119 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,291 ♪ Lookin' good enough to eat... 120 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,919 - [laughs] Wow. - I don't think so. 121 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,504 Ow. 122 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,589 ♪ Catch me in the fridge, right where ♪ 123 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,008 ♪ The ice be... 124 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:00,467 - Oh. - It's cute. 125 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:03,429 Yes. Uh-huh. 126 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,097 - Don't. - [Belly yelps] 127 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,016 - [Laurel laughs] - Hell yeah. 128 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,727 ♪ You could double dip 'cause I know you like me ♪ 129 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,520 ♪ I know that my heart can be so cold... 130 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,856 Okay, they're called "fascinators," 131 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,483 and all the girls will be wearing them. 132 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,527 [Laurel] Seriously? 133 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,947 - Seriously. - I don't know about this. 134 00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:23,574 Come on. 135 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,452 Come on! 136 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,079 ♪ I can't see nobody else for me, no ♪ 137 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,974 ♪ Get it, flip it, scoop it, do it like that... 138 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,584 - Oh, boy. That is... - That's... No, put that away. 139 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,020 - No. - [Laurel] You were right on this one. 140 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:36,587 [Susannah] I know. 141 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,338 ♪ Looking good enough to eat ♪ 142 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,049 It's good. 143 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,259 ♪ Coldest with the kiss, so he call me ice cream ♪ 144 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,428 - [Belly sighs] - [Susannah] Next one. 145 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,430 - Ready? - Here we go. 146 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:50,476 - ♪ Look so good, yeah, look so sweet... - Hmm. 147 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,728 - No. Really? - [Laurel] What? 148 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,688 - Oh, what have I done? - Oh, no. 149 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:56,482 - Oh, boy. - Are you okay, babe? 150 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,951 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 151 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,579 Yeah, uh, it's-it's something. 152 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,581 Oh, you look like a princess. 153 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,084 - She looks like the Tooth Fairy. - Ah. 154 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:18,295 Look... at that detail. 155 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,548 Everybody's eyes will fall out of their heads 156 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,383 - when they see our girl. - [Laurel laughs] 157 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,427 I love you so much, but you're ridiculous. 158 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,930 I love you so much, and I know I'm ridiculous. [laughs] 159 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,641 [Clarissa] Or what about this one? 160 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:34,019 Oh, no, no, no, that one's much too simple. 161 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,814 But it does seem more like Belly. 162 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,025 [Susannah] Laur, trust me, these girls go all out. 163 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,572 [girl] Oh, don't get my hair wet! 164 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:46,782 - [whooping] - [laughter] 165 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,158 Hey! 166 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,038 Hey, Jeremiah. 167 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:54,832 Hey, Gigi. 168 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,518 I didn't know you were working here this summer. 169 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:57,668 - [laughs] - [choking coughs] 170 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,669 [blows whistle] 171 00:06:58,752 --> 00:06:59,670 Hey. 172 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,714 Billy, no choking, all right? 173 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,591 [Gigi] Jeremiah, 174 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:06,635 aren't you gonna save me? 175 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,100 [laughs] 176 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,102 Here you go. 177 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,396 - Thank you very much. Enjoy that. - Thanks. 178 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,457 - Don't forget to tip your waitress. - [laughing] Oh. 179 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,275 - Hey, you're on break, kid. - Oh. 180 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,360 Uh, thank you. [laughs] 181 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:28,073 Totally, yeah. I would, uh... 182 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:30,576 I would love to, uh, take you surfing sometime. 183 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,744 - [gasps, laughs] - [laughs] 184 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:34,621 Dude. 185 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,833 - Oh, you fucked up. - What? What? How... 186 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,334 How could I have already fucked up? 187 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:40,603 Nobody's gonna want to hook up with you 188 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,546 after they see you in this. 189 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,023 You should've been a lifeguard with me. 190 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,883 - Oh. - And hardly anyone drowns. 191 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,427 God. Okay, well, I'll take the hairnet 192 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:51,180 if it means I don't have to live with my mom freshman year. 193 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,681 - Yeah. - All right. 194 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,474 - Fair enough. Fair enough. - See? 195 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,395 [Jeremiah sighs] 196 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,147 Take it in, Steven. 197 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,941 This is all ours. 198 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:06,028 ♪ Summer in July ♪ - [♪ Yukon Blonde: "Summer in July"] 199 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,532 ♪ Summer in July ♪ ♪ 200 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,662 ♪ ♪ 201 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,509 [door closes] 202 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:50,447 Honey? 203 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,032 Hey, hon? 204 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,533 Yeah? 205 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,786 Would you change and meet me out back? 206 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,913 I want to paint your portrait first. 207 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:00,791 Why me? 208 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,668 'Cause everyone else has things to do. 209 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,219 I have things to do, too, Mom. 210 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:16,139 I think you can spare a few hours for your mother, hmm? 211 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,811 - Sure. - Great. 212 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,521 I'll see you outside in ten? 213 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,440 See you there. 214 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,067 Put on something nice. 215 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,902 - [laughs] - You see her? 216 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,196 - [Jeremiah] Hooked up with her. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,073 - [Jeremiah] Him, lifeguard. - [laughs] 218 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,783 [Jeremiah] And, uh, the one in the blue 219 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,660 and the guy with the eyebrows. 220 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,662 - [laughs] - Yeah. 221 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,664 Dude, you're such a slut, man. 222 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,667 Okay, I just like to kiss and be cozy with people. 223 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,252 Oh, yeah? 224 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,964 [Jeremiah] Never kissed her, though. 225 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,385 Yeah, keep it that way. 226 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,345 Okay, all right, Shayla's cute and all, 227 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,139 but I'd avoid getting sucked in. 228 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:00,392 - Sucked? Sucked into what? - To all that. 229 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,811 Girls in sundresses are my kryptonite, 230 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,230 but I've never let one talk me into being an escort. 231 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,357 Trust me, if Shayla asks you and you say "yes," 232 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,443 it's gonna blow up your whole summer. 233 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:13,530 Yo, Steven, we need extra hands at the deb tea. 234 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,782 Pays double. Come on. 235 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,844 - Yeah. - Okay, yeah. All right, go get that bread. 236 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,953 - Yes, sir. - Cheers. 237 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,548 - Thanks, Mom. - Sure. 238 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:34,760 Belly? 239 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,511 I just want you to know 240 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:39,056 that if you decide you hate it or if the girls are mean 241 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,141 or even if the food is bad, you can text me. 242 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,560 I promise I won't say "I told you so." 243 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,188 - I'll be fine. - Humor me? 244 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:47,707 Use our code phrase, and I'll be right there. 245 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,149 Mom. 246 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,526 You remember it from when you were little, right? 247 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,528 - Lemon Jelly Belly. - Lemon Jelly Belly. 248 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,699 - Have fun. - [car engine starts] 249 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,960 Hey. 250 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,964 Jeremiah. [laughs] 251 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,761 Oh, my God. Uh, Belly. 252 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,805 Wow. I didn't even recognize you. 253 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,726 Tell me the truth. Um, do I look like a fool? 254 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,979 Um... [laughs] 255 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,732 Uh, no, y-you look good. You look good. 256 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,818 Um, let me walk you over. 257 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,780 What? 258 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,907 - [laughs] Nothing. - Uh, let's go. 259 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,575 Uh, are those... are those pineapples? 260 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,327 - Pineapples? - Pineapples, yeah? 261 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,621 No, they're flowe... Have you seen flowers before? 262 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:49,000 I-I have, but that is, for sure, a pineapple. 263 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,804 That's a nice pineapple dress you got there. 264 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,589 They have strawberry, raspberry, raspberry type cookies. 265 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,758 - Oh, they're to die for. - Okay. 266 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,510 I-I still never thought I'd see the day 267 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,263 where you were wearing a fascinator. [laughs] 268 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,348 [indistinct chatter] 269 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,352 [chatter quiets] 270 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,484 Jeremiah. 271 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,902 Paige. 272 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,031 Where's your shirt? 273 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,867 - It's always a pleasure. - Mm-hmm. 274 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,702 This is Belly. 275 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,371 I mean, uh, Isabel Conklin, 276 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:29,583 the young woman my mom told you about, my future wife. 277 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,586 - [slap] - She's late. 278 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,255 I-I-I'm so sorry. 279 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,132 You're at table two. 280 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,570 Are those those little Brie and fig jam sandwiches 281 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,138 - with the prosciutto? - Don't you dare. 282 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,432 - Okay. - Those are for the girls. 283 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,642 - Jeremiah, those are for the girls! - Just-just one. 284 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,311 Knock 'em dead. 285 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,233 [Belly] Oh, my God. 286 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:58,445 That's the girl Conrad was kissing at the bonfire. 287 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,947 And that's the girl Steven was with. 288 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,367 Ugh. FML. 289 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,620 [indistinct chatter] 290 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,125 Hi. 291 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,919 - [quietly] Hi. - Hi. 292 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,713 [indistinct chatter] 293 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,592 Hey. 294 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,052 [Belly] Lemon Jelly Belly. 295 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,220 [Shayla] Hey. 296 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,430 Hi. 297 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,182 Is that from the other night? 298 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,851 - Yeah. - Here, let me fix it. 299 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,942 - I think we're good. - Yeah? 300 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,693 Thank you. 301 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,948 [Belly chuckles softly] 302 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,033 ♪ ♪ 303 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,093 So... 304 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,844 how's Nicole? 305 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,974 Mom, can we not do this? 306 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,435 Like, no. Uh, uh, you asked me 307 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,437 to come sit for this portrait, and-and I'm here, 308 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,941 and I'm sitting, and I'm more than happy to be here, 309 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,860 but can we not make this, like, a bonding experience, please? 310 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,572 Well, excuse me for trying to connect with my son 311 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,699 before he leaves for a year. 312 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,125 [sighs] 313 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,171 Belly looked really nice in her new dress. 314 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,765 Look, if you want to spend your summer 315 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,892 moping around, I can't stop you, but... 316 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:56,354 [chuckles] no more sleeping till 2:00, 317 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,023 no more day drinking. 318 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,276 I want you doing something productive. 319 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,489 You're getting a job. 320 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,077 Sure. 321 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,163 Great. 322 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,959 [laughing] Now sit still. 323 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,503 Sit up. [laughs] 324 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,256 [Marisa] I told my mom the only way I would do this 325 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,383 is if I could bring my girlfriend, 'cause I thought 326 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,385 it would be a deal killer, but the club has been 327 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,069 surprisingly chill about the whole thing. 328 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,556 - [Dara] I'm honestly shocked. - Yeah. 329 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,642 Literally, Dara, I was expecting a conversion camp 330 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,435 to spring out of the bushes. 331 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,479 No. Lesbians and debutantes are, like, 332 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,606 - a completely juxtaposing idea. - Opposites. 333 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,970 - Yeah, but Cousins likes to pretend to be woke. - Mm-hmm. 334 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,402 Trust me. My family deals with it constantly. 335 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,821 - The things we do for college applications. - It's insane. 336 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,741 Don't worry, Marisa. You'll get in everywhere. 337 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,117 Wait. Where are you applying? 338 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:54,663 You know, the usual. Every Ivy minus Cornell. 339 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,498 - Mm-hmm. - Ithaca is so bleak. 340 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,708 - [laughter] - I know. What about you? 341 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,003 Oh, Belly's only a sophomore. Right? 342 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,463 I think that's what Conrad told me. 343 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,715 Yeah, I-I'll be a junior in the fall. 344 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,843 So, is this your first summer here in Cousins? 345 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,680 No, I've been coming here for my entire life. [laughs] 346 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,723 Yeah, she's, like, family friends 347 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,475 with Conrad and Jeremiah. 348 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,894 Uh, so are you and Jeremiah, like, a-a thing, 349 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,896 or are you gonna take him to the ball? 350 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,024 - Um... - Oh, my God, back off, Geeg. 351 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,026 - It was a question. - They're, like, basically 352 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,195 related, okay? You have nothing to worry about. 353 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,322 - I'm not worried. - [Shayla] Yeah, sure. 354 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,699 Keep telling yourself that, babe. 355 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:35,120 Gigi has had this thing for Jeremiah... 356 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,706 - Ever since he got abs? - [laughter] 357 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,750 - Pun intended. Absolutely. - [Shayla] Relax. 358 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,977 I'm not into Jeremiah Fisher. 359 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,336 Yeah, and your noticing his abs? 360 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,462 - Ooh. - No. 361 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,940 She's too busy eye-fucking the waiter. 362 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,757 Dude, that's Belly's brother. 363 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,134 Oh, my God. 364 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,720 - Really? - Oh, that's gross. 365 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,264 So, what's it like to live with Jeremiah and Conrad? 366 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,516 - Yeah. - Conrad's so mysterious. 367 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,858 - [stammers] - [Paige] Hello, debutantes. 368 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,943 ♪ ♪ 369 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,327 [sighs] 370 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,302 [tapping keys] 371 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,095 [sighs] 372 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:37,766 A few small housekeeping bits I'd like to go over. 373 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,101 We have a lot to look forward to this season. 374 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,520 Now, I understand some of you might think 375 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,522 that debbing is outdated. 376 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,984 It's something you're doing to appease your families. 377 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,863 But the Cousins Debutante Ball is a part of history. 378 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:55,074 Venerated, yet ever evolving, 379 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:58,953 it's a tradition you'll someday pass on to your own daughters. 380 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:02,290 It's a formal marking of this passage of time 381 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:06,211 between your teenage years and your adulthood. 382 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,880 One ends, and the other begins. 383 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,724 [indistinct whispering] - [Paige] It's a journey generations of women 384 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,510 before you have taken. 385 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,096 Women who you can learn from and who can inspire you. 386 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:21,100 Debs, at each table is a big sister 387 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,436 who will guide you through the season. 388 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,146 So, please introduce yourselves. 389 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,106 [indistinct chatter] 390 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,317 Hey, little sis. 391 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,403 [laughs softly] Hey. 392 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,322 Honestly, my parents made me do it last year 393 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,991 because, you know, like, all the women in my family have done it. 394 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,701 But my big sis was great, 395 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,080 and I actually ended up having a lot of fun. 396 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,916 So just don't be nervous. 397 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,836 Okay? Do you want some? 398 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,758 Um, no, thanks, I'm good, but, uh, I'll be right back. 399 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:56,135 - Oh. Okay. - Sorry. 400 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,179 What is that about? 401 00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,514 Cam. 402 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,767 Belly. What are you doing here? 403 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,395 - Uh... - Wait. Are you a deb? 404 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,939 Yeah, I guess, technically, yes. 405 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,774 Cool. Nice. 406 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,110 I-I went down to the marina yesterday, but, uh, your boat 407 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,820 - had already left. - Seriously? Man. 408 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,172 Yeah. If you'd looked back toward the pier, 409 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,156 you would've seen a-a sweaty version of me 410 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,843 looking wistfully toward your boat. [laughs] 411 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,785 Well, we never want you to be wistful. 412 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,229 You know, I think it's too late. The wistfulness has set in. 413 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,164 - No. - No. I might be wistful forever. 414 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,710 Okay, well, do you think going to a drive-in movie 415 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,588 with me tonight might help with the wistfulness? 416 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,007 Yeah, I think it would. 417 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,800 - Cool. - [laughs] 418 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,511 Uh, you know what? Let me give you this. 419 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,180 You can put your information. 420 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,308 Um... 421 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,435 I think that should be good. 422 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,562 - Sweet. Yay. Cool. - There you go. 423 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,689 - So, I'll see you later. - Okay, yeah. Bye. 424 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,774 - Bye. Have fun. See you later. - [laughing] 425 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,906 [birds chirping] 426 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,657 ♪ ♪ 427 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,875 You look really cute. 428 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,127 You are gonna have so much fun tonight. 429 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,837 We're just going to see a movie. 430 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,174 You look nice, hon. 431 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,301 I can't believe crop tops are back. 432 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,928 Remember how I thought I was 433 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,597 such hot shit in that baby tee I wore freshman year? 434 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,974 - [Laurel laughs] - Have fun tonight. 435 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,270 Are you not driving with us? 436 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,813 Um... 437 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,274 Didn't Belly tell you? She has a date. 438 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,568 [Belly] Sorry, Mom. 439 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,987 - Um, his name is Cam. - Yeah, his mom works at the club. 440 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,074 Really nice boy, very smart. 441 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,952 - Like, Harvard smart. - [laughs softly] 442 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,372 It's fine. [laughs] 443 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,749 Of course you can go. I've dragged you to enough 444 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,459 of these book parties over the years. 445 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,877 Have a great date. 446 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,253 Thanks. 447 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,423 Do we need to talk about consent before you go? 448 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,967 Mom. 449 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,511 [chuckles softly] 450 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,891 I kind of wish I weren't going to this party, either. 451 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,893 - No offense. - Quit being such a Debbie Downer. 452 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:11,145 You'll get inspired again. I know it. 453 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,189 Maybe I said all I have to say. 454 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,274 Maybe I don't have any books left in me anymore. 455 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,276 You haven't done anything since your divorce. 456 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,279 You got to get out there, replenish the well, have fun. 457 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,031 Go to parties. 458 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,536 Come on. 459 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,126 [sighs] 460 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,544 Full team, full team, full team. 461 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,337 Okay, I'm coming, coming right now. 462 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,797 [cheering in video game] 463 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,424 Wait. You see one? 464 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,592 - Cracked one, cracked one. - Nice. - Got him. 465 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,344 See you guys later. 466 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,140 Damn! 467 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,742 - [whistle blows in game] - Are you kidding? No. 468 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,352 Yeah, fine, just abandon the game completely, Jere. 469 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,521 You... look... hot. 470 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,939 [Belly laughs] 471 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,774 Hey, hey, hey, stop flirting with my sister. 472 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,901 - Shut up, Steven. - No, you shut up. 473 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,529 Well, you look good, though. 474 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,781 [laughs] You driving with, or are you meeting us there? 475 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,451 I'm not going to the book party. 476 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,327 I'm going to the drive-in. 477 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,788 - With who? - [phone chimes] 478 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,957 - Dude, dude, focus. Come on. - Um... 479 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:16,252 [laughing] Uh, okay. Bye. 480 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,882 [Steven] All right, let me catch you up. 481 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,856 - Hi. - Hi. 482 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,858 You look... less wistful. 483 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,318 I, uh... I-I feel less wistful. 484 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,487 [laughing] Okay, good. 485 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,322 What movie are we seeing? 486 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:47,116 Uh, it's some old movie called, uh, Sabrina. 487 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,078 Audrey Hepburn? Two brothers? That Sabrina? 488 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,497 - I think, so. Yeah. - Yeah? I-I love that movie. 489 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,083 - It got really great reviews. - Oh, cool. I'm-I'm sure it did. 490 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,085 - It's really good. - Yeah? Good. 491 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,170 Yeah. 492 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,091 [Sabrina] And as had been traditional 493 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,468 on Long Island for the past 30 years, 494 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,638 the Larrabees were giving a party. 495 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:13,017 It never rained on the night of the Larrabee party. 496 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,645 The Larrabees wouldn't have stood for it. 497 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,980 There were four Larrabees in all: 498 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:22,068 father, mother and two sons. 499 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:26,155 Maude and Oliver Larrabee were married in 1906, 500 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,491 and among their many wedding presents 501 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:32,286 was a townhouse in New York and this estate for weekends. 502 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,450 Are you sure you don't want something to drink or...? 503 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:37,250 - Yeah, I'm okay, thanks. - Yeah. 504 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:41,379 [Sabrina] Linus Larrabee, the elder son, 505 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:45,883 graduated from Yale, where his classmates voted him 506 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:50,263 the man most likely to leave his alma mater $50 million. 507 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:53,015 His brother David 508 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:56,018 went through several of the best Eastern colleges 509 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,104 for short periods of time, 510 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,439 and through several marriages 511 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,859 for even shorter periods of time. 512 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:07,321 He is now a successful six-goal polo player 513 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,991 and is listed on Linus's tax return 514 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,952 as a $600 deduction. 515 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,290 Life was pleasant among the Larrabees, 516 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:22,712 for this was as close to heaven as one could get on Long Island. 517 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,339 [movie music plays] 518 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:27,550 [quietly] Don't drop it. 519 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,553 [indistinct chatter] 520 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,555 You can do it, all right? 521 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,724 [laughs] 522 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:54,869 Thank you. [laughs] 523 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:00,333 I really liked it. 524 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,669 - You read my book? - Yeah. Yeah. 525 00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,313 I thought it was, uh, really interesting 526 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,841 how you made, um, Iris an unreliable narrator. 527 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,470 In what way? 528 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:15,097 [laughs] Just, uh, how the story she was telling us 529 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:18,267 about her marriage, I mean, so clearly wasn't the real story. 530 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,269 [laughs] - I'm not sure that's entirely true, 531 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,146 but okay. 532 00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:23,590 [man] Great to meet you, Cleveland. 533 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,650 - Can't wait for the next one. - Yeah. You, too. 534 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:29,320 So, what is the next one? 535 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,322 It's mainly about sailing. 536 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,325 Yeah, it's sort of a modern epic. 537 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:35,910 You sail? 538 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,703 Are you surprised? Is that...? [laughs] 539 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:42,083 Kind of. I thought you were, like, a Brooklyn hipster. 540 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:45,002 - Ooh. - Do people say "hipster" anymore? 541 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:47,838 - No. [laughs] - [laughs] 542 00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:50,258 But you're right. I don't sail. 543 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:52,009 You know, I am trying to learn. 544 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,679 You know, I like... 545 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:57,139 I like to write about things I know nothing about, 546 00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,393 to completely immerse myself in new worlds. 547 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:04,146 And the problem is... I am completely lost at sea. 548 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,232 [both laugh] 549 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,069 You see that boy over there? 550 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:13,489 Oh, yeah, the one who's been pounding chardonnay all night. 551 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,367 - Yeah. - Oh, Conrad? 552 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:17,785 Come over here. 553 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,957 [Cleveland laughs] 554 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,960 Conrad, this is Cleveland. 555 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,129 He's writing a book about sailing 556 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:30,423 but also knows nothing about sailing. 557 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,508 - [laughs] - Conrad's a great sailor. 558 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,635 You won a regatta last year, right? 559 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:36,387 Came in second, but... 560 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,472 Ah. 561 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:41,434 So, uh, do you teach? 562 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,561 You know, I could, uh, use some lessons. 563 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:46,439 - [laughing] So... yeah. - [Laurel laughs] 564 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,735 Did my mom put you up to this? 565 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,778 What? Why? 566 00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:55,823 Typical. 567 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,496 [sighs] 568 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,749 A man of few words? 569 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,834 Apparently. 570 00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:09,837 Um, here you go. 571 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,715 - Oh, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 572 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:16,594 [Cleveland laughs softly] 573 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,780 You know, this shit is so boring. Can we go somewhere? 574 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,931 - [Jeremiah chuckles softly] - Yeah. Where? 575 00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:23,017 We could go into town, I don't know, 576 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,936 buy some weed from that guy with the Rainbow Dash tattoo? 577 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,938 Nah, he got arrested last summer. 578 00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:30,566 - Oh, shit. Really? - Yeah. 579 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:34,278 [Jeremiah sighs] - Yeah, we could go to the drive-in. 580 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:37,698 Dude, gross. No, I-I don't want to watch Belly hooking up 581 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,502 with some kid in the back seat of a minivan. 582 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,956 Yo, actually... 583 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,958 let's go to the drive-in. 584 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,711 Wait. Like... like, really? 585 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:53,672 - Yeah. Why not? - [Steven laughs] 586 00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:55,800 - Yeah. Yeah! - All right, bro. 587 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:57,385 - [laughs] - You're driving. 588 00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:59,512 - Oh, yes. - Guys... 589 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:02,848 Get up. Come on. [laughs] 590 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,934 [♪ "La Vie en Rose"] 591 00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:16,153 Can, um... can I ask you a question? 592 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:17,780 Yeah. 593 00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:21,158 Why marine biology? 594 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,787 Well, why not? 595 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,206 I just... I feel like it was a, um, 596 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:29,267 a phase that everyone goes through when they're little, 597 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,335 but y-you stuck with it. 598 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,337 Yeah. 599 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:35,840 There's a jellyfish with Benjamin Button's disease. 600 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,425 [Linus] How do you say in French...? 601 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:39,343 - What? - Yup. 602 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,929 Scientists think it's immortal. 603 00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:44,348 But nobody knows why, though. 604 00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:47,351 This thing could be, like, the cure for cancer, 605 00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:50,146 but how do you harness jellyfish cells? 606 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,897 I-I don't know. How do you? 607 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,357 - I don't know either. - [laughs] 608 00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:56,235 Nobody does. It's nuts. 609 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,321 And, um, eels? 610 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,991 Nobody knows how eels reproduce. 611 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,118 - Seriously. - Hmm. 612 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:07,037 The fact that eels exist, it's just, like, a complete anomaly. 613 00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,373 - Really? - Yeah. It's wild. 614 00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:12,126 And people don't know, you know, what's at the bottom 615 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,462 of the Mariana Trench either, so... 616 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:19,758 So many inexplicable things about the ocean. 617 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,762 I want to be able to explain them, some of them. 618 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:25,848 - Totally. - Sure. 619 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,642 [Linus] Why are you looking at me that way? 620 00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:30,895 [Sabrina] All night long, I've had the most 621 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:33,022 terrible impulse to do something. 622 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,274 Well, never resist an impulse, Sabrina, 623 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,609 especially if it's terrible. 624 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,986 [Sabrina] I'm going to do it. 625 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,755 [Belly] Before last night, I'd only kissed boys 626 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,657 during spin the bottle, not in real life, 627 00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:47,244 not because we both really want it, 628 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:49,955 but the way I feel right now, 629 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:53,125 this is what everyone talks about. 630 00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:54,126 [Cam clears throat] 631 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:55,961 [Steven laughs] 632 00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:59,089 Hey, could you, um, grab me that drink, actually? 633 00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,091 Maybe like a-a Cherry Coke or something else? 634 00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:02,843 Yeah, it's no problem. Sounds good. 635 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,362 - Thank you. Yeah. - Yeah, I'll be right back. 636 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:06,055 Thanks. 637 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,558 [making kissing noises] 638 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:11,268 [Steven laughs] 639 00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:13,521 What the hell do you think you're doing?! 640 00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:16,106 Uh, just catching the end of our favorite movie. 641 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:18,651 - I mean... - You have no right! You have to go! 642 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:21,111 Oh, Belly, relax. We-we were just joking around. 643 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:23,822 Steven, if you don't leave, I swear to God 644 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:27,034 I will send everyone in this car your Dramione fanfic. 645 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:29,912 - [laughter] - You wouldn't. 646 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:33,958 Oh, he spent an entire chapter talking about Draco's wand. 647 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,168 - [Conrad] Bro. - Oh, my God. 648 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,396 - Steven, come on. - You know, don't be embarrassed, man. Draco's hot. 649 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,860 - Drop it. Drop it. - Hey, seriously? 650 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,591 Please leave. 651 00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:43,693 [Linus]...or fallen through. 652 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,261 Let me put it this way. 653 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,555 - All right, let's go, guys. - What? - Wait. What? 654 00:30:47,638 --> 00:30:49,366 - [Steven] Are you kidding me? - Steven, drive the car. 655 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:51,725 You were the one who wanted to come, Conrad. 656 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,687 [Oliver] I seem to have missed something here. 657 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,564 Would you mind starting all over again? 658 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:58,440 [Linus] Now, Miss McCardle. 659 00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,235 Elizabeth, I hate to have to break the news to you, 660 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:04,029 but at this very moment, your fiancé David Larrabee... 661 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:05,739 [David] Is late, as usual. 662 00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:09,159 [woman] [laughs] No problem. Hi, how can I help you? 663 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,413 [David] Hello, everybody. Hello, darling. 664 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,790 Huzzah. Cherry Coke. 665 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,418 - Thank you so much. - For you. No problem. 666 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:20,379 [David] I heard there was a board meeting going on. 667 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,798 - How is it? - It's good. 668 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,258 [Elizabeth] Sabrina? Who's Sabrina? 669 00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,385 [Oliver] That name, that name. 670 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,220 [David] She's on the boat, I guess. 671 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:30,556 [phone whooshes] 672 00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:33,183 What are you up to, hon? 673 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:34,310 [phone whooshes] 674 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,104 Uh... 675 00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:38,522 yeah, you know, just video games. 676 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:40,024 Don't stay up too late. 677 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,585 You've got work early in the morning tomorrow. 678 00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:42,943 All right, Mom. Promise. 679 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,662 [door creaks] 680 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:15,184 Had a really good time tonight. 681 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,685 Did you, also? 682 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,896 [laughing] Yeah. No, I had a really... 683 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,522 I had a really great time, yeah. 684 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:24,026 I think I was just dehydrated before. 685 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,486 [laughs] Okay. 686 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:28,739 Are you... hydrated now? 687 00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:32,576 - Yeah, very. [laughs] - [laughs] 688 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:35,037 [Belly] I don't want this night to be over. 689 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,083 Uh, can I, uh...? 690 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,126 Would it be cool to you if...? 691 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:43,295 - Can I? - [laughing] Yeah, yes. Yeah. 692 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:46,674 [♪ Wheatus: "Teenage Dirtbag"] 693 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,144 - Uh... Yup. - Oh, yeah. Good idea. 694 00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:01,146 - Thank you. I just... - Don't need those. 695 00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:03,732 [both laugh] 696 00:33:03,816 --> 00:33:06,276 ♪ She rings my bell ♪ 697 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,862 ♪ I got gym class in half an hour ♪ 698 00:33:08,946 --> 00:33:11,407 ♪ Oh, how she rocks ♪ 699 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,034 ♪ In Keds and tube socks ♪ 700 00:33:14,118 --> 00:33:17,913 ♪ But she doesn't know who I am ♪ 701 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:24,378 ♪ And she doesn't give a damn about me ♪ 702 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:29,091 ♪ 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪ 703 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:34,471 ♪ Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪ 704 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:41,019 ♪ Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me... 705 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:43,230 Oh. 706 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,323 Steven, I-I know it's kind of lame, 707 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:55,951 but I think we'd have fun together. 708 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,412 Will you be my date to the deb ball? 709 00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:00,789 Uh... 710 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:03,709 Uh, yeah. 711 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,294 ♪ My ass if he knew the truth... 712 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:08,422 Yeah. Yeah, definitely. 713 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:10,924 ♪ And he drives an IROC ♪ 714 00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:15,137 ♪ But he doesn't know who I am ♪ 715 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:21,101 ♪ And he doesn't give a damn about me ♪ 716 00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:25,105 - Exactly. Cool. - ♪ 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪ 717 00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:27,107 - Bye. Good night. - Bye. Good night. 718 00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:31,361 ♪ Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby ♪ 719 00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:33,864 ♪ Listen to Iron Maiden... 720 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:35,449 - Bye. - [laughing] Bye. 721 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,868 ♪ Baby, with me ♪ 722 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:41,205 ♪ Ooh ♪ 723 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:44,374 - Sweet dreams. - [laughing] Bye. 724 00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:49,004 ♪ Oh, yeah, dirtbag ♪ ♪ 725 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:55,385 How was your hot date? 726 00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:57,054 Excuse me? 727 00:34:57,137 --> 00:35:00,307 Okay, relax. We were just having a little fun. 728 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,100 You guys are assholes. 729 00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:03,435 Belly, come on. 730 00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:07,022 All I wanted was to go to a drive-in with a guy 731 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,233 that I think is-is cute and sweet, 732 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,777 and... and you guys had to come and ruin it. 733 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,739 And us showing up, for, like, two minutes ruined that, really? 734 00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:18,659 Grow up, Belly. 735 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,663 Why couldn't you let me have this one thing? 736 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:25,457 Huh? Admit it. 737 00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:27,042 You knew what you were doing. 738 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,586 What? What was I doing? 739 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:32,840 Reminding me that you existed. 740 00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:35,926 I don't know what you're talking about. 741 00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:38,178 You cared where I was, who I was with. 742 00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:41,306 No, I didn't. I don't care. 743 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,141 - Stop lying! - Stop being such a baby! 744 00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:45,394 Oh, and you're such an adult? 745 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:49,189 You spent your Saturday night crashing my first date for fun. 746 00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:58,782 Fine. Fine. Forget it. 747 00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:03,287 Why don't you go smoke some more pot? 748 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,873 Why don't you go look in the mirror some more? 749 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:12,379 [Belly] I wonder if this is the way all crushes die. 750 00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:18,093 With a whimper, slowly, and then, just like that, gone. 751 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,391 ♪ ♪ 752 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,381 ♪ ♪ 753 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,372 ♪ ♪ 754 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,362 ♪ ♪