I'm so excited!
Ooh, it's a new episode of Single Life.
[both exclaiming]
When somebody do that to me, they go,
I'll do it just to be spiteful.
He's probably like, "I'm a fertility doctor, not a therapist.
That's two blocks over."
How the hell is she paying for this?
Her dashing good looks?
Well, if that's the case, I'd be a millionaire.
It's happening. All right?
I'm coming, we're gonna be together
'cause this guy loves you.
Oh, he's like you, babe. He wears hats in bed.
I love it when he talks about himself in the third person.
"Let me tell you something, Meghan.
John loves you.
I talk to John, I know John,
I've lived with him for 40 years."
[Robert] Anny, let's go! Single Life is about to start!
Ooh, Single Life.
Tonight, we're gonna see what's going to happen with Chantel.
And Natalie.
Why are you so pumped? You ready for this?
You think you can handle this?
Is this too much for you?
Oh, yeah, I know, I'm too much for you.
I'm like Grooving Cuban, you know?
Take you out on the bike and take you on a ride.
[David] Did you have fun playing pickleball today?
[Annie]
I think you're on a pickleball addiction.
I love it, I enjoy it.
I like to play everything with ball.
Hey, I know. [laughs]
[laughs]
[bell ringing]
Baby, what is that racket?
Listen, stop. He's sleeping.
[playing drums]
-Oh, my gosh. -[Andrei]
-Yes. Yes. -Giannis?
-[bell ringing] -Yes.
[Kim] Riley, what are you doing? The show is about to start.
[Riley] I know. I know. I know. But I got a surprise for you.
-What? -I'm gonna make you crawfish.
No way, I've never had crawfish.
It's good. Trust me.
No, they got little legs and stuff.
[Riley] It's just a little tiny lobster.
[Kim] Okay, then I'll try it.
-Can I touch it? -Yeah.
Okay, don't make it do anything.
I'm not gonna make it...
-[screams] -[laughs]
I love the fact that my friend is making me food.
That's right. That's what I do for people that I care about.
-[both laugh] -Let's watch.
Let's watch.
Where we are?
Where are we?
I don't know. Oh!
-Tyray. -What's going on, man?
-New Orleans. -New Orleans.
-Yes! -Say it right.
I'm working towards my goals of meeting my first.
My first date, you know, my first kiss,
my first real love connection after Carmella.
[bleep] yeah. That's right. Have drinks!
Cheers.
Bottoms up, bottoms up.
I can't wait for you to get your first kiss either, Tyray.
Lord, so ready for it.
Starting to smell like something back there.
I'm trying my best.
[Tyray] So, tonight, I'm gonna go out
and just try to put myself out there a little more.
Mingling singling, singling mingling.
That's what I'm talking about.
-New Orleans. -Yes!
Party city.
I really, really applaud Tyray getting out there
doing his own thing.
Doing the little shots of liquid courage, you know?
-I can't, I got my spices. -[Kim] You can't.
I can. I'll do it for you.
[Tyray]
Oh, my God. This lady look like Angela.
That's what I thought it was.
I think I see more dates in Tyray's future
because he looks like he's getting that confidence.
Like that first date meant a lot for him.
[Tyray] Tyray.
Yeah.
All right.
There's nothing like trying to talk in a bar.
-Yeah. -It's loud as [bleep]
[laughing] So, you think you know the person's name,
and then, you go outside and you call them that name,
and they're like, "That wasn't my name."
-[Andrei] Yeah. -Like, "I can't hear you!"
[Tyray]
[Raina]
Well, at least, she's straight up.
When somebody do that to me, they go,
[chuckles]
I'll do it just to be spiteful.
Okay. All right, yeah. You're still young.
-Waa! -Wow!
That's a good age gap.
Wow, she's 25?
[Tyray] Raina is really pretty.
Her hair really stood out to me.
[laughs]
And she is hot.
-Oh, my gosh. -Thick girls are it girls.
Ooh, thick girls are it girls.
Thick girls are it girls.
-Nice. -Whoo!
-Thick girls are it girls. I love it. -[laughs]
I love it.
[Riley] Oh, that's nice and sizzling.
Crawfish a dime.
Whoa, those are smelling really good.
[Riley] Well, thank you, friend.
[Tyray]
-He's definitely gonna hit her up. -Yep.
That's what I like to see.
He had to be, Anny.
He's a 33-year-old virgin.
He ain't cracked nothing. [chuckles]
He ain't cracked anything but an egg.
Hey, crawfish are done.
-Mm. -Now...
first, you pick up a crawfish.
Take the tail, squeeze, turn, take the tail off.
Take the head, squeeze and suck all the juices out.
[Kim] Okay.
[Riley] Then, what you're gonna do is take the first ring off at the tail,
and you just go and take it off.
-Right? -[Kim] Okay, cool.
And then, you pinch the bottom of the tail, the back of the tail.
-Touch his butt? -Yeah.
And then, you take the meat,
you gotta pinch and pull,
and you pull the meat out.
Wow! That's fancy.
Okay, where we at now? We're back in Vegas.
Vegas. It looks like Vegas.
That's right, John.
Ah, he's bowling!
I love bowling.
We can. I was on bowling league 30 years ago.
Because we're not like, we have one near us.
They had one in... and then, they went out of business right there on--
What's this yellow [bleep] on the inside
Food! Eat it!
[Kim] No, what is it? It's like the membranes and [bleep]
[Riley] Food! Stop overthinking and enjoy it.
-Oh, yeah. Could have made garlic butter. -I did it.
-I did it. I did it. -You did.
I am proud of you.
I only had to show you one time.
Hello, hello, hello.
[Thais] Hi, John.
[John] So, the last time I was hanging out with Pat and Thais,
I was with Meghan,
and obviously, things were said
in, you know, it pissed Meghan off enough
to question our relationship.
I don't think John is going to Texas.
My advice is pick up the phone and just call her.
Yeah, "What's going on? Hey, you wanna get a beer
-when I'm back in town?" -Yeah.
Did Meghan actually enjoy being in Vegas?
I mean, honestly, till you said what you said to Meghan,
everything was fine.
You know, so it's like, she's upset.
[Patrick] What if like, she's upset with the truth.
No, she's upset with you 'cause you didn't have to say that, Patrick.
Any day relationship is up in smoke,
just like John's car.
[both laugh]
[John] Well, I plan on being with her.
You know, I mean, I love her.
You don't even know if you're still gonna make it work.
I'm gonna make it work.
[Patrick] Yeah, what about her?
I love his attitude.
Just move, John. Just move!
-What she said. -[Kim] Follow your heart.
I don't know. I just... I don't know. I mean--
Follow your heart, boo.
-[Kim] Not you. -Not me.
You're not gonna do something crazy and, like, move there?
I'm probably moving there.
[exclaims] Oh!
So, what happened in Vegas ain't staying in Vegas.
He has nothing to lose.
How do you know you really love her, like, enough?
[both laugh]
[John] You know, just like Pat wants you. Right?
-Oh, my God! -[John] It's the same thing though.
-Me and Pat is together, like, three years. -[John] You are together,
-but it's the same thing. -And you are six months.
And just saw, like, couple of times.
Seven months.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
First of all, Patrick had only seen Thais a couple times
before he brought her over here.
So, they're really not the ones to judge.
I think they're jealous that John is actually finding himself
and finding a good relationship.
But you're making it sound like he can't mature
-and become a better man. -[coughs]
-You okay? -[coughs]
These are really spicy.
You know that's you coughing on the truth
about Patrick.
When it comes down to it, I'm in love with this woman, right?
I don't care what you say.
And you know, I'm gonna follow my heart.
Did he say his heart or his hard on.
Oh, I thought he said, "I'm gonna follow my hard on."
Heart. [laughs]
Well, I guess, he would know
-'cause he has all the answers, right? -Yeah.
I realize how big of a deal it would be
if I was to move to Texas.
I love her and I wanna be with her.
But I'm worried that Pat and Thais definitely got in her head.
Because if you don't do it, you'll be sitting there like,
"Damn. What my future could have been like with Meghan,"
if you don't give it a try.
She will love you so much, your hair might grow back.
Yes, it do.
That's how Cliffy grew so big.
With love.
[Julian] You put way too much makeup on sometimes.
Well, it just melts off in this heat.
Go put the AC on, Julian. Stop hating!
You don't even think I'm wearing makeup half the time,
which is, like, a huge compliment.
[Tyray] Do you want 'em?
-The beads? -[Tyray] Yeah.
You wanna give 'em to me?
Show us what you got, little Mama.
[Kim] If I was in Mardi Gras,
I'm telling you, the tatas are coming out.
They're just like, "Whoo, I'm getting those beads, honey."
[Anny]
You talking about that carcass?
-Yeah. -[Robert] That looks like roadkill though.
You know, where you can find a lot of those at?
No, you can find that at Brooklyn nightclub
when the club is ending.
You see a lot of that on the floor.
[Robert] Yeah.
They'll be fighting, they lose it.
[laughs]
♪ They wanna know how I get it on my own ♪
New Orleans. Say it, babe.
-New Orleans. -New Orleans.
[laughs]
Tyray is going on a date at date night.
-I love it. I love this life for Tyray. -Let's go, Tyray.
-[Tyray] Sup? [laughs] -Hey. How you doing?
-Good, how you doing? -I'm good.
-It's so hot. -Right.
I like the idea of meeting at a party.
It kind of takes the pressure off a formal date.
[all] Cheers.
-Yeah, there's other people in this conversation. -Yeah.
Does she got no friends, man?
She have no friends.
You can't have your wingman around you
and have no companionship for 'em.
The vibe is awesome, and you are fly.
Shall I start looking at apartments out here?
-[laughs] -Definitely, do it.
-Whoa, Tyray, pump the brakes. -Hey, Tyray.
Relax. Relax.
They're really digging each other.
I see a lot of chemistry between the two of them.
[Raina] Haven't had a lot of good relationships in life.
But I feel like all my good relationships came from just me, like, chilling.
And everything came unexpectedly.
You're 25. How many relationships did you get in?
That's true. So, you can't force things.
-She's giving some hints right now. -Mm-hmm.
I love how he, like, really pays attention
when a woman's talking.
-I'm glad-- -He really focuses on what they're saying
and he really listens,
like, that's like, no man ever.
[Raina] Where did you get these beads?
-[Tyray] Do you want 'em? -The beads?
-[Tyray] Yeah. -You wanna give 'em to me?
Show what you got, little Mama!
[Kim] If I was at Mardi Gras,
I'm telling you, the tatas are coming out.
They're just like, "Whoo, I'm getting those beads, honey."
When you get beads--
No, you're supposed to show your [bleep]
Oh [bleep]
Don't get too excited.
[laughs]
Yeah, but you know what?
You got to do something to get 'em.
[both laugh]
He get all nervous and just start laughing like,
speak your peace, dude.
[both exclaiming] Oh!
Tyray is like, "Well, I wasn't prepared for this, but--"
What does he want, a kiss?
-He's never had a kiss. -A hug?
She could easily give him a kiss and get those beads from him.
-Oh! -Tyray said...
Did he just do, "Give me that kiss."
-Oh, what is he doing? -[Anny] Yeah.
-Get that, man! Get 'em! -[laughs]
-Whoo! -Babe, he like this. "Hey..."
-He's like... -[both laugh]
Work for those beads. [laughs]
-Don't tell me that, I'll lift my shirt up right now. -No, don't do that.
[laughing] I'm just playing.
Miami!
That's the Miami skyline?
Why does it look different?
I think it's, like, a different angle.
That's Debbie for you.
You know, angles are everything.
[Julian] I'm telling you, you put way too much makeup on sometimes.
Well, it just melts off in this heat.
Well, put the AC on, Julian. Stop hating!
-Yeah. -Let Debbie shine.
Don't have her sweaty.
Debbie is gonna be all sweaty looking like Tyray in Miami.
Oh, my gosh, I cannot with the man comments
about a woman's makeup.
Like, you need to lay off.
-Yeah. -Thankfully, you never say that to me,
-and I appreciate that. -Lay off, Julian.
You don't even think I'm wearing makeup half the time,
which is, like, a huge compliment.
[Julian] What happened last night?
Well, he picked me up in what he calls, like, the Blue Cherry.
-He's like, "You can tell me all about Miami." -Yeah, I saw it.
I felt like a celebrity,
and he was treating me, like I was precious cargo.
Precious cargo.
Precious cargo means, like, when you're shipping something,
you really take care of it, so it doesn't get damaged.
[laughs]
Me and Ruben are starting to get close to, Julian.
This is second time you've been together.
He respects me and he's a gentleman.
Hell, no. No, you're not.
You're not packing up your life again to go somewhere else.
Hey, Julian, timeout, timeout. Let's get holding here.
Holding. Remember,
your mother was about the move in Morocco, okay?
Georgia, Florida.
Straight down drop. That's it.
[Debbie] How are you doing?
[exclaims] Ah!
Julian is about to meet Ruben.
And you know, his Spidey cop sense is like...
-I like colors. -How are you doing?
-Hey, Julian. -I'm Julian. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you as well. -Interesting outfit.
-Yeah. Hey, matches the wall. -Yeah, I see.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
-"Nice to meet you." -"Nice to meet you. What about you?"
"I'm Officer... I mean, I'm Julian."
"I'm Robocop."
"Nice to meet you. I'm Debbie's son."
-"My name is Robocop Julian." -"How's it going?"
"What are those glasses you're wearing? Where did you get those from?
You've got too much color on you."
-[Julian] I have a question for you. -[man] Yeah.
We do have permission from the owner to spray paint this, right?
-[man] For sure! -Okay, I'm making sure.
-[laughs hysterically] -Oh, my God!
Stop being a cop, man.
Relax and do some tagging, write your name.
Chill.
Ellie's gone to a painting class outdoors before,
and they like paint trees, like it's not vandalizing.
If they set it up,
it's a specific spot that they're allowed to do that,
she's not in trouble with the law. Don't worry.
What kinda work you do, Ruben?
-Huh? -[Julian] What kinda work you do?
I am in lighting.
I do... Ran a lighting company for ten years.
Well, here goes the interrogation.
Where's his flashlight?
-[both laugh] -Where were you this day?
"Stop, light security."
[Julian] How did you and my mom get together?
I mean, what draw you to her?
Well, I mean, she has a beautiful smile.
I saw, you know, her nice profile.
I love the blondes. I've always liked blondes.
All the women I think I've ever dated in my life have been blondes.
Julian is like, just gray.
-He's just being, like, a total cop. -Yeah.
[Julian] Oh, sounds like weird question.
You've been trouble with the law?
[both laugh]
It would be even more alarming
if he was like, "No, I've never been in trouble with the law."
Like, who hasn't?
I want us to be a family, you know?
I wanna be able to, you know, wake up next to you.
John's moving in.
Whoo, coming to Texas!
Yee-haw!
My man said, "I wanna wake up to you."
[Kim] You know, I'm just entering the dating pool.
-[Riley] Right, right, right. -[Kim] You know?
But, like, I met somebody I'm kinda into,
but I'm kinda like, cautious, too, you know?
You want me to do, like, any checks or anything?
Listen, you will be the best wingman ever.
Oh, I'd definitely be your wingman.
-[Kim] You know? -Oh, yeah!
'Cause we're such good friends and I trust your advice,
and I trust your opinion.
I will vet every single guy that ever breathes wrong around you.
Okay, you said that with a lot of aggression though.
-I'm just saying we gotta protect you. -I don't know.
I'll be a lot easier to meet than Jamal.
Oh, you'd be a lot easier to meet than Jamal.
I'm scared to death for Jamal to meet anybody. [laughs]
Oh, we're in the West Coast.
I can tell by the mountains.
Las Vegas!
-That's right, John. -John!
John, it's time to prove everybody wrong, buddy.
Since, Meghan has left Vegas,
things haven't been going too good.
Seems like our relationship is a little bit up in flames right now.
What's happening, John? Tell us. Call Meghan.
Oh, he's like you, babe. He wears hats in bed.
[laughs]
We didn't sign on, we just fall asleep with the phones running.
[Robert] Yeah, and I used to hear your fan going,
shh...
[laughs]
Hello.
[Meghan]
I'm good. Missing you. You know?
-Uh-oh. -So, she's giving him an ultimatum.
I understand her concerns, it makes sense.
But you know what?
John could put all those rumors to bed,
and just say, "I wanna be with you."
San Antonio.
It's time to, you know, make the step.
If you still want me to come, I'll still come out there.
-Ooh, good way to phrase it. -Wow!
"If you still want me."
He's put the onus on her.
She's like, "I do. I just wanna make sure
-you're not a large man child." -Yeah.
Unless you change your mind.
She wants you, Johnny Boy.
Wow, she's quiet.
-Say something. -Say something.
So, you know, I'm really willing to leave everything here.
So, I'm gonna pack my little car up
and make this happen.
-Yeah, John. -[applauds]
-Yay, John! -Look at how she's so happy.
-Oh, she's happy. -Look how she's so happy.
Congrats. But let's hope the car don't steam.
Let's hope the car makes it.
'Cause you don't want to believe
that if the car don't go
that means your relationship is over.
I ain't being a Debbie Downer.
You don't even know about Debbie Downer.
What's a Debbie Downer?
It's happening. All right? I'm coming.
We're gonna be together 'cause this guy loves you.
I love it when he talks about himself in the third person.
"Let me tell you something, Meghan,
John loves you.
I talk to John, I know John,
I've lived with him for 40 years.
John said, "I love you."
I've never heard you say that ever.
Well, not to me, obviously, but--
-I never say it. -You don't say it.
So, me using that word means something.
Oh, you're growing, young man.
I want us to be a family, you know?
I wanna be able to, you know, wake up next to you.
You know, tell you how beautiful you are everyday.
I'm gonna see you soon.
And can't wait to see your pretty face in person.
John's moving in.
Johnny Boy coming to town. Here he comes.
Whoo! Coming to Texas!
Yee-haw!
John is moving to Texas.
-Take that Patrick. -Boom.
John is going for the gold.
That's what I'm talking about. Come first place.
No, my man said, "I wanna wake up next to you."
[Raina] I don't really have a typical type,
but I also think the people that aren't your type
are actually, like, the best type for you.
You've ever been trouble with the law?
-Nope. -[Julian] Never been trouble with the law?
Nope.
-Julian, be nice. That's your step-daddy. -Yeah.
"I met you two minutes ago."
[laughs]
[Andrei] Hey, hey, hey. look what I cooked, babe?
[Elizabeth] Salads are cooking now?
Salad, of course,
-so we're feeling good about ourselves. -Yum.
So, we don't feel like crap.
Give me a bite.
How do you like it?
Say something.
Mm!
-Good? -Very fresh, baby.
Touch knuckles.
-I'm not your friend. -[chuckles]
[Elizabeth] I want this one, this one looks good.
-No, this is mine. -No, this is mine.
-It's mine! -What's yours is mine.
Okay, we're back, back in Louisiana.
Look at the dirty streets that y'all was talking about.
Tyray, you better make sure you get no vomit and doodoo on your sneakers.
Yes, Tyray again!
What?
[laughs]
-[laughs] -He's like this...
[laughs]
-[Raina] Can I have 'em now? -All right, I guess so.
-Yay! -[Tyray] You earned 'em.
All right.
Oh, Tyray just got his first kiss on the cheek.
He hadn't had a real first kiss.
-From somebody who's not a family member. -[laughs]
That [bleep] was not no first kiss.
That was whack.
That's how you kiss your mother.
"Kiss on the cheek, Ma."
[Tyray] I was hoping to kiss Raina on her lips.
But it was a little awkward.
I wanted the first kiss to be fireworks.
You know, when we're kissing.
I want it to be intimate, I want it to make us connect.
My first kiss was, like, probably when I was like 19.
-What? -Yeah.
I was younger than that. [laughs]
You little...
Okay, we come from two different cultures.
That's right.
What are you feeling?
You'd be down to hangout by the hotel pool,
and, you know, grab some food?
Yeah, sure, that sounds fire.
It's too hot to just be dry.
[laughing] Right.
-Let's get a little wet. -[Tyray] Yeah.
Ooh!
[laughs]
"Too hot to be dry, baby."
Tyray, I think he would make a great partner.
And I don't really have a typical type,
but I also think the people that aren't your type
are actually, like, the best type for you.
[laughs]
What's your type?
I like AJ Johnson, Rosario Dawson,
Awkwafina,
-Lucy Liu. -[Kim] Okay.
-Okay, that's a lot of types. -Mya Harrison.
Okay, you know what my type is not?
Thirty-five-year-old Nigerian rappers.
[both laugh]
I'm moving forward.
So, let's say we, like, hit it off.
Like, would I be that person you think
you could do, like, a long distance
or is it just too soon?
Mm, too soon.
See, that's not what you do.
You don't have those conversations.
You just let it lead in.
You know, you let feelings take it.
I really think he gets put in the friendzone
because he keeps saying, "Long distance, long distance."
If he was to say, "Hey, I'm willing at some point to move near you,"
and maybe I think he would not be put in the friendzone.
Let me get that door for you.
I mean, trying to be a little romantic.
[Raina] Thank you so much.
Tyray, lean in for the kiss. Lean in.
I think she's into it.
Oh, is he gonna go for a kiss?
You don't open my door anymore.
-No! -Babe!
You either feel it or you don't.
-You want her to fake it? -[groans]
Felt like the night was extremely successful.
I'm excited about meeting new people,
and just not being afraid, you know, to make a move
out of fear of rejection or anything like that.
The future is looking bright. I'm excited about what happens next.
-[laughing] Bye. -Thank you, Raina. Bye.
The future is looking bright, Tyray.
Don't ever give up that hope.
Tyray is building his confidence,
but he needs to take that confidence back to California.
Watch porn movies.
Yes, they do kiss in porn movies.
You know, you've watched porn movies before.
I watched porn movies when I was, like, ten-years-old.
Hey, that is Miss Debbie. Hey, Miss Debbie.
Debbie and Ruben The Cuban.
All right, time for your interrogation.
[Julian] Sounds like weird question.
You've ever been in trouble with law?
-Nope. -[Julian] Never been in trouble with law?
-Nope. -Never been arrested?
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do anything.
I love going fast, but I keep that in the racetrack.
Shut you down, Julian.
What you gotta say now, playboy?
-Julian, be nice. That's your step-daddy. -Yeah.
Wow, I'm surprised he answered him.
I thought he'd be like, "Why are you asking me this?"
"I met you two minutes ago."
[laughs]
[Debbie] I see Julian out of the corner of my eye
looking somewhat aggressive.
And I'm thinking to myself,
"Ain't no way I'm budding into that."
And I'm hoping Ruben realizes my son loves me
and wants to protect me.
I think Debbie ought to listen to 'em for a minute or two,
and maybe mosey her way in there.
-She's still the mom. -Mm-hmm.
I love how Debbie is casually graffitiing in the background
and acting like she's not eavesdropping on their conversation.
-She's like spraying herself. -She's like...
Using it as a perfume.
Hey, you know them paint cans can make you high, right?
Yeah?
They would probably get high of them paint cans.
[Julian] See, here's my main concern, right?
Because how mom met this person
is kind of like how similar y'all met.
She end up packing up her life,
moving to Morocco.
-Morocco? -[Julian] Morocco.
Another country, yes.
Oh, Julian's bringing up Oussama.
Tell her!
He is not telling him this information right now.
[Julian] It turns out that the guy was 24-years-old.
-What? -[Julian] Yes.
[gasps] He is throwing his mother under the bus.
What in the frickitty-frick.
He's interrogating Ruben,
but he's also spilling his mother's beans at the same time.
And then, the family of her ex-boyfriend, you know, she still helps.
She sends a little bit money to help them.
What?
I'm Team Julian, but that's wrong.
That was his mother's conversation to have, not his.
I agree with that.
[Julian] I don't wanna find out later on
that she's giving money or sending money or anything
because that has happened, you know?
I don't need money from your mom, man.
I just don't want that to happen.
I don't need any money from your mom.
Man, he should have just say, "You know what,
Julian, here goes a box of doughnuts, call it a day.
-You are sabotaging your own mother. -Yeah.
I need a drink if this is going any further.
I just cannot.
All right, y'all go back and play.
I know I'm taking a lot of your time.
-So, yeah, we'll talk later. -[Ruben] All right, no problem.
This is y'alls day. Nice meeting you.
Nice to meet you, sir.
He's got the cop walk, too.
-Cop looking the cop walk. -You can't turn it off.
You know, it's like, dealing with a juvenile.
Julian came in like an F-23 Raptor.
-He came in, he dropped the bombs and he left. -[Annie] Yes.
Sometimes we have to help those in the past
to have good karma for the future.
[both laugh]
Today I'm going to show you some samples sperm donors.
They also provide a sample essay.
I'll be like, "Yo, these babies,
they're swimming in Daddy's big nuts.
and he'll scooping all the girls with the big old butt."
[laughs]
[David]
[laughing] If your G-spot was up there,
it will make it so much easier.
[laughs]
I wouldn't have lower back pain.
[both laugh]
♪ Everybody wants To love some ♪
Babe, do you know what city this is?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, tell me.
Guess, guess, guess, guess.
Pennsylvania?
[laughing] Who the hell is in Pennsylvania?
-Ah, that's Natalie. -California.
What are we gonna do here? Check some eggs?
Wow, Natalie just broke up with Josh,
she's thinking about kids.
Please tell me what brings you in today.
Take you time, it's okay.
Yeah, yeah. Take you time, it's okay.
He's probably like, I'm a fertility doctor, not a therapist.
That's two blocks over."
How the hell is she paying for this?
-She doesn't have a job. -[chuckles]
Her dashing good looks?
Well, if that's the case, I'd be a millionaire.
Oh, excuse me.
[Natalie] If I decide to be single mom,
like, I would like to have a good quality of...
-donor. -[doctor] Yes.
She's happy.
I've actually been to a sperm bank
'cause one of my girlfriends was looking to have a baby.
-Uh-huh. -[Kim] And they have this book.
It has like their, if they're college graduates,
all of their medical history and all this stuff.
Like, you know what makes them them, right?
And you kinda like pick the father.
So, you're picking your sperm.
Hi, my name is Annie.
Today, I'm going to show you some sample profiles of the sperm donor.
They also provide a sample essay.
The donor wrote about himself.
I'll be like, "Yo, these babies,
they're swimming in Daddy's big nuts.
and he'll scooping all the girls with the big old butt."
[laughs]
[both laugh]
Did she not think about this before when she came in?
It's a piece of paper,
you don't know if he got that from a news article or a book
or whatever the case may be.
He could have seen that in a movie.
Do you think she went there,
saw the profiles and thought,
"Oh, this is the guy I'm gonna be with to have a baby with,"
'cause that's what it sounds like to me.
I don't know.
Did she think the man came with the sperm?
This is just an anonymous donor,
which means he is never gonna know you,
Natalie, has purchased his sperm
to make a child.
[Natalie]
There's no connection because it's sperm.
It's not the actual guy.
You don't get the guy and the sperm.
This isn't a dating place slash IVF center.
That's it?
Doctor is like, "Damn, I thought we had a sale." [laughs]
[Natalie] While I looked into the pile of papers
of this beautiful educated people,
I realized...
And someone who loves me back.
Well, that was a change of heart,
like, in a split second.
Well, what do you expect
that it's gonna be like, man over there naked in different rooms
-and that just you can choose one like-- -Yeah.
-That you just take anyone. -I think it's gonna be like, "You!"
-[Andrei] Yeah. -"Come here."
[Debbie] Next time on 90 Day The Single Life...
I was hoping Giannis would have showed me a lot more attention than he did.
It's really confusing for things to fizzle out so quickly and abruptly.
I just don't understand it.
Right. Just enjoy Greece.
[John] Come on, babes.
Oh, John did the move.
-Yay! We're in Texas. -[exclaims] Whoo!
-Good luck, John. -He made it.
I would that you are wanting some kind of commitment
as far as like a ring or something.
I wouldn't wanna make another rush decision.
Wow, she wants a ring. He just got there.
She's like, "Well, I got him this far.
Let's see if you give me a ring, too."
[speaking Ukrainian]
-Uh-oh. -Mom called Michael!
Uh-oh.
[Natalie speaking Ukrainian]
-Oh! -Okay!
Wait, she still loves Mike?
What the heck?
[Natalie]
[Michael] Good. Yourself?
[both exclaiming]
-Michael! -Oh, Michael!
He looks good, man. He looks good.
-Wow! -She got him flowers.
I've never got you flowers.
I'm sorry. You want me to get you some?
Babe, please, talking about Mike is back!
He's back!
Wow, that was epic!
That was juicy and it was bananas.
Yep, but you know what?
I gotta go check on the kids
because I hope Bryce ain't watching TV.
This episode was so good.
But next week is gonna be even better.
-Like, John is moving to Texas! -Exactly.
He's there!
Ruben with the, you know, little information, like, drop it like bomb.
I know, I'm so excited.
I'm excited, too.
-I gotta get my fix. -I see you.
-Look at your hands. - 90 Day fix.
90 Day fix.
You know, like, what's going on here?
-We haven't seen Mike since [indistinct] -Yeah!
John is in Texas,
Chantel wants to leave Greece.
Oh, my gosh. It's just, it's wild.
You know, we should go do?
Let's go get in the hot tub and chill.
Oh...
Yes, let's go.
Absolutely.
-[Annie] A sexy candle? -[David] Yes.