[theme music playing]
Ooh, it's time for Single Life.
Oh, my gosh. I cannot wait.
I'll go grab old, good old Abigail.
Oh, my God.
Don't act like you haven't seen her.
[Megan] Oh, that one.
Damn, he bring out the Star Wars joint.
[imitates Darth Vader] "I am your father."
I'm really glad I have you here for this,
'cause Jamal and I are always like, "ah!"
I know, we're friends. It's weird, huh?
[Ruben over phone] I'm hoping you're gonna come down here
so I can show you the Cuban culture.
You know, the Georgia peach meets the Cuban man from Miami.
Yeah, Debbie, you stay right there
and you let these men come to you, sweet pea.
I'm excited to see her go to Miami, honestly.
Yeah, I'm excited to see her in a bikini.
[chuckles] Ew.
[Jamal] Yeah, 'cause we're gonna sit here and act like
Tim is just this father of the year.
-Oh! -[yells in normal voice] Shot fired! Shot fired!
Let me tell you, once Jamal starts doing these hands,
like this, it's go time.
[Robert playing harmonica]
I'm watching Single Life: The Musical,
'cause I'm sitting next to you who always talking like she's doing opera.
[rubs hands] Ooh! It's been such a busy weekend.
It's been a busy Monday too.
But now it can slow down because Single Life
-with my taken man is on. -Yeah. Best time ever. Mmm.
I would hate to go dating right now.
I really would.
[Elizabeth] What do you think about John?
Is he gonna propose?
-[incredulously] Propose? -[excitedly] Ooh!
[laughs] Let's watch and see.
-[Kim] Riley, come on, I gotta show you these pictures. -[Riley] Okay, okay, okay.
-They're so cute. -[Riley] Okay. Okay. Okay.
I'm so glad that I stayed
-and extended my shift... -I know. Look.
Oh, look at that.
[Kim] Aw.
-[Riley] I'm so glad I extended my trip. -[Kim] You know? I know.
-I am too. Look. -[Riley] Oh, wow, that's...
[Kim] This is from Seaport Village.
And then here's the ones from Old Town.
If we were a couple, we'd be really cute.
[both] If we were.
-All right, it started. It started. You ready to go? -[Riley] Okay.
I'm ready to go.
Oh, let's go then.
[laughs] Ow.
[upbeat song playing]
Oh, we're in Las Vegas, baby.
-Hey, John! -Hey, it's John!
[in Boston accent] "Sparkles!"
[in normal voice] Let's go, John.
I'm flying out to San Antonio to see Megan.
To give her orgasms for days.
God, wouldn't you just be, ooph, bruised?
[John] I really like Megan a lot.
Plus, Megan has a daughter.
So, I think we should both make sure
this is the right move before, you know,
anybody's heart gets broken.
The only way you can make a long distance relationship work
is contact. You have to have contact everyday.
Speak, talk, that's how it keeps the flame burning.
But, like, they're just a plane ride away. Maybe a layover.
You were a whole freaking world away.
-Oh, man. -And we made it work.
If we can make it work, anyone can make it work.
It's not easy.
[John speaking]
Oh, he forgot the deodorant.
Hey, just don't go there smelling like armpits, man.
-That's all. -[groans] Unh.
You smell good.
Except when I'm pregnant, then I think you smell bad.
But then when I'm not pregnant, you smell really good.
Like a sexy lion.
Little rough beginnings.
I forgot my travel bag, so that's not good.
Basically, I got vibrators and toys.
-[vibrating] -[John] Oh.
"Vibrators and toys." [laughing]
He came prepared.
[continues laughing] You came prepared.
I mean, did they not check his bag in TSA?
That would be awkward.
Oh, you know.
I forgot all the other stuff.
All right, this is as good as it's gonna get.
Oh, I ain't forget nothing.
When I came up to see you, I ain't forget anything.
What, what I...
No, what I remembered to bring was a gift for you.
Yeah, I did bring you a gift.
You be trying to act like I ain't got no game.
Like I ain't sweet.
Is that Megan?
Oh, look, his hat matches his hoodie.
How many hoodies do you think he has?
Don't give her a hug.
She's gonna smell under your armpits.
[Megan] Hello. Ooh.
[John grunting]
[Megan speaks]
[John speaks]
[Megan speaks]
-[John speaks] -[Megan chuckles]
-Wow, did you see that? -No, like, they...
She just said, "I love you." He said, "I'm not saying it yet."
-Ooh. -Wow.
He's protecting himself.
That's a red flag for me.
Don't you dare tell me you love me.
I mean you did and I loved you, sweetie, so it was fine.
But she was like, "I love you."
-That's some strong words. -I mean, we said, "I love you" the first time we met,
but we'd already been talking for several months.
So, I guess that's in the range.
I mean, that's a good thing 'cause you said it first,
and I didn't say it right away.
I said it a couple days later.
Yeah, sure.
You were like, "Oh, my gosh.
I'm obsessed. The woman of my dreams.
-Where have you been all my life?" -Okay, stop.
[John sings] ♪ Ta-da!♪
Number five's to the top.
[mumbles]
-Okay. -Oh, yeah, he likes her.
Are you sure? He might be just, you know, horny?
Yeah.
No, no, hell no.
That's that fresh breath, baby.
[laughs]
[John] You know, we were planning on going to see San Antonio,
but I don't know, you guys, you know how this goes.
Damn, y'all getting right to it? John ain't no waiting.
"Well, I'm not gonna rush into this, but I'm gonna have..."
-"Lots of sex with you." -Yeah.
She has big boobs too. What is up with all...
My boobs aren't big enough.
-Oh, wow. -Oh, no. Ah.
He gonna get him some... [imitates eating]
I'll go grab old, good old Abigail.
Oh, my God.
-[mumbles] -Don't act like you haven't seen her.
[Megan] Oh, that one.
Oh, my goodness.
Damn, he bringing out,
he bringing out the Star Wars joint.
[imitates Darth Vader] "I am your father."
[makes lightsaber noises]
Let's be honest. Some girls are tougher than others.
And some get off different ways.
Clitoris stimulation, some penetration, G-spot,
I mean, women like different things, you know?
I hope you're learning something about this.
Is this sex education over here, John?
[John] My goal this trip is to spend some more time with Megan.
Hopefully, the connection's still there
and everything still feels the same and good.
And I wanna see if we can have a real relationship.
Oh, no, the connection's there, babe.
-We can see it. Yeah. -It's there. It's there.
We can feel it.
You know, I have to tell you, I'm really glad I have you here for this
sex toy class that we're getting instead of my son.
'Cause Jamal and I are always like, "ah!"
[laughs]
I know, we're friends. It's weird, huh?
Go, Oussama, go away.
-We don't wanna see you again. -Hey, Debbie.
[sings] ♪ It's Debbie♪
-Miss Debbie. -Let's go, Miss Debbie.
[sings] ♪ Debbie♪
After our date, Russ called me.
And then he started to throw it up in my face
about Oussama and his age.
[gasps] No!
Oh, she came on too quick with Russ.
[Debbie] But I said to myself, "I'm not giving up on love."
And I already met somebody.
[both] Ooh.
New mister. Who's the mystery guy?
Damn, she got a new man already?
I need to go hang out with Miss Debbie.
You do. She got game.
[Debbie] Hi!
-Uh, who is this? -Woah.
-[Riley] Oh. -Oh, he's cute.
I don't know. He looks young.
Hi, sweetie, how you doing today?
[Debbie] I'm doing fine, Ruben.
You're looking real slick today.
It's like, I like what I see.
-Oh, my gosh. -[laughing]
Why'd he stick his tongue out like that?
[Debbie] Ruben is 58 years old.
He's got that exotic flair that I'm looking for and,
you know, it sounds romantic. "Ruben the Cuban from Miami."
Hola, Ruben!
-[Kobe] Oh! -[rolls her R's] "Ruben the Cuban."
She's a little cougar. [purrs]
Hi, Ruben the Cuban. Okay, he's cute.
-Does she lie about her age this time? -Oh, yeah.
[Debbie] Let me tell you one thing.
This gringa's got some Cuban motion, honey.
-[laughing] -Oh, yeah.
-[gasps] Oh! -Ruben.
Debbie in her peacock outfit.
They both look like they good for each other.
Look at her outfit, look at his.
Ruben looks like he is a freak in the freaking bedroom.
-[laughing] -He stuck his tongue out.
I mean, I got a long tongue.
Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
I can.
Miss Debbie has a type.
-Yeah, I think so too. -She likes exotic men.
I think everybody has a type, though, so you know?
Why'd you play with your hair so much when you said that?
No, I'm just... No. No.
-It was on my... -That's a sign of sexual frustration.
It probably [bleep] is.
[both laughing]
[Ruben] Life's just too short to be boring.
I'm hoping that you're gonna come down here
so I can show you the Cuban culture.
You know, the Georgia peach
meets the Cuban man from Miami, you know?
-What? -Oh.
-He wants her to go to Miami. -Oh, that was fast.
-I guess when you're older you don't move slow. -[Andrei chuckles]
Some man invites me to Miami, I'm going. Bye.
Yeah, Debbie, you stay right there
-and you let these men come to you, sweet pea. -[Kobe] Yeah.
You Miss Debbie, you don't need to leave your town.
Unless they're paying for it... [burps]
...and like putting you up in, like, a five star hotel, then I'm down.
[Debbie] It's scary meeting someone online.
It's like, you don't know what the hell you're gonna get.
I don't want to go, like, what happened with Oussama.
There's a lot to think about.
-We are rooting for Miss Debbie. -Yes, I hope it works out
-with you and Ruben the Cuban. -[laughing] "Ruben the Cuban."
-Isn't that a sammich? -I know, it's a sammich.
It's a "sammich."
I'm excited to see her go to Miami, honestly.
Yeah, I'm excited to see her in a bikini.
[chuckles] Ew.
All right, baby, I think this is gonna be the trip that you're gonna
-fall in love with Charlotte. -[Jamal speaks]
You know, I slid into her DMs, like, three years ago?
-Whose DMs? -Veronica.
She could be my daughter in law!
Greece was part of the Roman Empire.
What about the Spartans?
Like the 300?
You love it?
I can't believe she's talking about the Spartan.
[yells in deep voice] "This is Sparta! Bye, Pedro!"
-[Kim] What in the hell are you doing? -[Riley] Give me a second.
-I put it... -[Kim] Why? What's under my couch?
-All right, boom. Here you go. -What...
-This is water, right? -What the [bleep] is this?
[Riley] So this is a old army trick, right?
You wet the tube sock, right?
-Okay. -And you put your water bottle inside it,
and then you put the tube sock in the water,
and you hide it out of the sun.
And then what's in here is a little bit cooler than outside.
So it's like you have cold water.
What [bleep] army were you in that I didn't...
-How come I didn't learn this? I was in the army. -[Riley] Because you...
I mean, I did learn how to decapitate a man with my bare hands.
-I'm glad I'm on your good side. -[Kim] Mmm.
Try it. Try it. Try it. Try it.
It's cold, right? See?
-See? -It is very cold, yeah.
-It's very cold. -Yeah, I told you it was colder.
Where we at?
-Wait, uh, I don't know. Miss Debbie. -[indistinct]
-No, it's Tim. -Oh, Tim and Veronica.
Oh, it's Veronica. Here we go.
-Oh, Charlotte. -Oh, here it comes!
-Uh, here we go. -[Kim] Veronica and Jamal.
[laughs] Okay, let me sit up for this one.
I'm about to go pick up Jamal. I'm super excited.
Jamal and I are still new, but over the phone
we're just, like, keeping this thing afloat.
There's no way to grow this relationship when we're apart.
Babe, he doesn't look like that he's gonna
-move from San Diego to Charlotte? -No.
[groans] Uh, I'm nervous.
You know, I slid into her DMs, like, three years ago?
[loudly] You slid into whose DMs?
Veronica. [laughs]
-Did you? -She's cute.
She could be my daughter in law!
-Okay. -Oh, my gosh.
Picking up Jamal. There he is.
-Look at him. -Look at that white suitcase.
That's a single man, no kids, for you right there.
You got a white-ass suitcase.
I get a white suitcase, my kids are drawing
-all over it with permanent... -Aw!
-Aw. -I feel like they're a cute couple together.
They are. Is he on the curb?
Why does he look taller than usual?
Is he that tall?
Okay. Oh, okay.
-I don't need to see my son kissing anybody. -Oh, my God.
-He's a grown man. Let him kiss a lady. -Aw, and he looks so cute.
All right, baby, I think this is gonna be the trip
that you're gonna fall in love with Charlotte.
[Jamal speaks]
[Veronica] Uh-huh. It's gonna happen.
Listen, Ms. Veronica, if Jamal moves to Charlotte,
Mama Kim is moving to Charlotte too.
-Oops -Woop-woop.
-Oops. -No, I can't do that. I just bought a house.
[both laughing]
-[Veronica] Well, how's the water? -[Jamal] Quite nice.
Hello, hello!
-[Veronica] Oh. -[Jamal] Hello.
I just got back from school.
[in normal voice] Chloe.
-Wow. -[Elizabeth] Oh, this is her daughter?
She's cute.
[excitedly] Chloe's here!
Look at her cute outfit.
Oh, look, it's Jamal's step daughter, Chloe.
You're looking at my shoes, I know.
What are those?
[Jamal and Chloe laughing]
What are you two... What is happening?
Why was that funny? That wasn't funny.
Wait, wait, ask it again.
What are those?
Wait, do you not know about that?
No, why would I know about that?
[Jamal] The "what are those?" videos?
I feel very left out and slightly confused.
[emphatically] What are those?
What does that mean?
It's like... [emphatically] What are those?
Like, what kind of shoes are those?
-Okay. What are those? -[Riley laughs]
I'm old, just like Veronica. [laughs]
That's because you be on the Latino side,
not the English side.
Oh, my gosh. I feel like I'm on the old lady side of the internet.
I just watch people make sourdough.
I don't know what the, "what are those?"
-I don't see any of those videos. -[chuckles]
I just watch cooking shows and like,
how to, like, tile a floor.
[Veronica] It's really nice watching Jamal
making an effort with Chloe.
They have stuff in common, they're connecting.
I really just wish that Jamal and Tim got along.
They're putting me in such an awkward position,
and I wish they could just
leave the bull[bleep] behind and just talk to each other.
Jamal and Tim is not gonna get along.
It's like...
No. It's like oil and soap.
It's a sour situation. Lemon and milk.
We're watching it.
We're in Greece.
Is that Greece?
Oh, it is Greece. We're back to Chantel.
Me and my friends traveled four hours
across the island of Crete
to meet up with a professional football player named Giannis.
How are you?
Very well. How are you?
-I'm good. -Nice.
It's a big moment. She looks so good for getting ready in a car.
So...
So, uh...
Crickets. [clicking tongue]
-Why are they so awkward? -Why are they being so awkward?
Hey, it's time for some shots.
-Shots, please. -[Elizabeth] Yeah.
What's your favorite sport?
Say, "football." Say, "football."
[speaks Spanish]
Soccer, you mean?
-[in English] No, Americano. -[Giannis] Oh, American football.
-American football. -Yeah. I'm speaking--
American football.
-I said it in Spanish right now. -[Giannis] Yeah.
-Ha-ha, she's getting... -Oh.
-I'm telling you, babe. -She's getting confused.
Not Pedro, Chantel, it's not Pedro. [laughs]
No, the gridiron, baby!
She like, "holding, 20 yards!"
So, when I think of Greek,
I don't know why I think of Rome too.
Greece was part of the Roman Empire. Like--
-What about the Spartans? -Like the 300, Leonidas?
-Where are they? They were in Greece? -They were in Greece.
-Yeah, yeah, of course. -[gasps]
I don't know, when I think of Greek, I think of yogurt and cheese,
-and old-smelling cheese too. -Yeah.
-[Giannis speaks] -You love it?
-Yeah. Yeah. -Shut up.
-Ah. -[laughs] I can't believe
she's talking about the Spartans.
It's a sign that she likes Spartan men and he's got a Spartan tattoo.
I love that for her.
[Chantel] When I met Pedro,
I had butterflies.
There was definitely a physical attraction.
But this is so different
because I have an actual connection with Giannis.
[yells in deep voice] "This is Sparta! Bye, Pedro!"
-I think it's primal. -Uh-uh.
-I think it's sexual attraction. -I don't know.
Her Batcave has been kinda...
-Empty. -Yeah.
[Giannis] So, this is the Old Town here.
It's been since Venetians were here.
-[Chantel] Venetian, people from Venice? -[Giannis] Yeah. Yeah.
-Babe... -Oh, they're holding hand.
-The romance is happening. -Okay.
-Oh, they're holding hands now! -He said... [indistinct]
They're so cute.
-I'm a touchy person, sorry. -[groans] Oh!
Okay. I don't touch you like romantic.
Just touch.
Yup.
-I got nothing. -Unless I'm doing all that.
[laughs]
Would you live in a place like that?
[Chantel] Um...
I don't know.
[laughs] Nope, she's gonna drag you over to America.
That's what she's gonna do.
[Chantel] I have not given much thought to living abroad.
The food's great.
It's a nice place to vacation.
But I can't get too carried away.
I have to stay realistic.
Yeah, you don't wanna move too fast, you know?
Well, not for us. Look at us.
-Yeah. -Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
[sarcastically] But once you get knocked up, I mean,
you're kinda just stuck with him for the long run, so... [sighs]
[both laugh]
I think Chantel need to just come back home
and find her a good ol' American man.
[in quirky accent] And if you want a Dominican man,
you go to Washington Heights for Dominican men.
[in normal voice] Well, if you want a nice Latino man,
you could find one in the United States.
We got everybody.
Is there any crazy side of you that I need to know about?
[speaking in English]
He gonna have pumpkin babies.
Little pumpkins running around talking like John.
Did he warm it up in the microwave so it could be nice and--
-I don't know. -I have a lot of questions.
Ready? One, two, three, pedal.
[Jamal] Pedal.
Veronica's not even pedaling.
She's like, "I'll let the men do the work."
That's absolutely annoying, though.
Why does a date have to be work?
Anny, did you see that big cat that looked like a fox that was in the backyard?
[speaking in English]
First, I thought it was a raccoon.
Then I looked at the tail, it wasn't black.
And then, I thought it was a fox.
[speaking in English]
That cat wasn't gray, that cat was brown.
-[speaking in English] -Cat was brown.
You don't know about colors.
-Leave me alone. -I don't know. And don't tell me later on,
"Oh, that's how we say gray in Spanish... Brown."
-[speaking in English] -[Robert] You don't know about colors. You gonna eat that?
-[speaking in English] -Damn.
-Hey, St. Mary's street. I know where we at. -Where are we?
We're with John in Texas.
-John and Meghan. -Hey, hey, hey, John.
[John kissing] Morning.
[Meghan] Good morning. [chuckles]
[John] How long have you been up for?
[Meghan] Um, feel like I could sleep a little bit but,
-yeah, I woke up early. -[John] Yeah?
[speaking in English]
Gross.
[John] I gotta say, chemistry seems even stronger than the last time.
I mean, I got no complaints in the sex department. So, that's a plus.
But I gotta get to know her still better, outside the bedroom.
Did you brush your teeth, though, John?
You can't have a relationship in the bedroom all the time.
Yeah, you gotta explore.
You don't want a relationship that's built on sex.
Before John, I never slid into anyone's DMs.
Like, that's just not the kind of person I am.
But I was like, "That man is adorable."
I... I just... I need to talk to him.
[speaking in English]
You can go from just, like, sleeping with each other to becoming, like,
-husband and wife with two kids. -Yeah.
-Living in your parents' basement. -Mmm-hmm.
Is there any crazy side of you that I need to know about?
Well, I have no, uh, filter, uh, you know.
-Yeah. -[speaking in English]
He what the what?
He... he... How do you even respond to that?
[speaking in English]
He gonna have pumpkin babies.
Little pumpkins running around talking like John.
Is that a saying that y'all say up north? I have never heard of that.
Or did you actually [bleep] a literal pumpkin?
-Well, I might've [bleep] one. -What?
[laughs]
Yup, that's your daughter's step-daddy.
Did he warm it up in the microwave so it could be nice and--
-I don't know. -I have a lot of questions.
Look at your eyes. I'm just...
Look at you. What are you? Crazy?
-Oh! Thank you. -I was gonna say... Okay, John.
-Back on the good side now. -'Cause I was about to give you a call, John.
[speaking in English]
He didn't do it.
[speaking in English]
So, I know that, like, when we, like, first started talking, like, you know,
marriage wasn't, like, a necessary thing.
But, you know,
-you might consider a proposal or something. -[John] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
-Whoa. Wow. -Wait, no.
Whoa, lady, that's way to fast.
-What? -She wants to lock it in.
[speaking in English]
But it's only his second trip. It's too soon.
[John] She's talking about engagement, marriage and
I do know I wanna be with her but I don't know when I'll be ready.
John like, "Pump your brakes. Slow your row."
You, definitely, were the one that brought up marriage first.
And I feel like we talked about it
-fairly quickly. -[Andrei speaking]
And you were thinking about that one... that Green Card.
You wouldn't be sitting here if I did.
[softly] Oh.
[Meghan] I'm not too, like, particular, like, on a timeline but
I was just hoping that, in six months
that we would, you know, be living together but...
In six months? I mean, we moved fast. I don't know why I'm shocked.
I think he should go there for, like, a month
-and stay with her for a month. -You have to do that.
-You have to. -'Cause, like, by... by... by a week,
two and a half, you're taking a [bleep] in front of them in the bathroom.
-Yeah. Oh... -You know what I'm saying?
No, you know what I mean? They smelling you.
[John] I wanna be with Meghan but I got engaged pretty quick before
and I just don't wanna get hurt and make the same mistake again.
You know, just a... it's a slow process.
[speaking in English]
Everyone is happy when they orgasm eight times.
I think he should give it a go.
Go move out there, stay for a month.
See how it works, you know. Get your feet wet.
Stop getting your penis [bleep].
Where are we?
-Oh! Here we go. We back in Charlotte. -Oh, Veronica!
-So, well, that means we're with Jamal. -We in Charlotte.
-Veronica! -[speaking in English]
-[Jamal] Hola. What's good? -[man 1] How's it going, baby?
-Where's my hug? -[Jamal] Oh, sorry. [chuckles]
This is, uh, Veronica right here.
[Veronica] Jamal arrived in Charlotte yesterday
and today we're meeting two of his friends
who just flew in this morning from Richmond.
Oh, it's Mustafa and Qazi.
Let me tell you, those guys were always at my house
eating up all my damn food. Always.
That's Jamal's bros.
This is our ride today.
The beautiful Pedal Pub. Let's go. Let's go.
I'm so excited because I have coordinated a Pedal Pub.
And then later, I have some of my friends to hang out at a local bar.
[speaking in English]
Yeah. That looks like fun.
We did that, actually, after a bachelorette party
and we were all hungover. It was actually, like, not great.
Nobody wanted to pedal.
The bride didn't even go. She was so sick from the night before.
[speaking in English]
-[woman 1] Everybody, ready? -[man 2] Yes, ma'am.
One, two, three, pedal.
[Jamal] Pedal.
Pedal! I wanna do that.
-That's absolutely annoying looking. -Oh, I think it's fun.
Why does a date have to be work?
Veronica's not even pedaling.
She's like, "I'll let the men do the work."
I'm really glad I finally got to meet you guys.
I'm definitely glad we came out here and got to meet you.
And now, we all get to explore Charlotte together.
And the fun doesn't stop here because I tried to get some...
I recruited some of my friends.
-We're meeting a special friend today. -Who?
My ex is one of my best friends.
-Your ex... -[Veronica] Yeah.
...is your best friend?
-[exclaims] -Look at their faces.
They're like, "Wait, what?"
-"Your ex is your best friend?" -The friend.
"Your ex is your best friend?"
"Yeah, it is."
I'm not surprised that Jamal's friends acted the way they did.
Just the idea of Tim is making me quite nervous about tonight.
It would make my life so much easier if Jamal and Tim could just get along.
-[speaking in English] -Ain't gonna happen, sister. Ain't gonna happen.
That's not happening.
'Cause how could you get along with somebody who used to, you know...
somebody who used to be in the exact same spot as you, you know. Your current spot.
Ugh, I don't know how this is gonna go.
That Tell All was really bad, so, I don't know how this is gonna go.
-I'm nervous. -So, this is the first time
-they've seen each other since then? -Yes.
-Yes. I'm nervous for them. -Oh, [bleep].
Ugh, I don't know if I can watch
but it's my son, I have to watch it.
[Debbie] Look at this.
[Julian] Oh, Lord, Mom, th... this... see?
I'm not comfortable with talking about condoms with you.
[speaking in English]
[laughs]
Did she really just pick out condoms in front of her son?
-[speaking in English] -[Kim] No.
[Elizabeth sniffs] Mmm, you smell good, baby.
-You channeling your manly [indistinct] -Yeah.
You like my pheromones?
[both chuckle]
Smell my armpits, baby, come on.
I'm not smelling your armpits.
Let's get back to the show. You're taking a damn shower later.
[exclaims] You're taking a shower.
Maybe we'll take a shower together.
Where we at? JoJo!
Pick up that poop, Cooches.
-Debbie. -Bye, Oussama.
I don't think she wears anything under those dresses. She's just fully nude.
-[speaking in English] -I can tell.
[Debbie] Well, I gotta pick up a few things.
-Skin lotion. -When have you used cocoa butter?
And here's the best one.
Deep penetrating.
[speaking in English]
[speaking indistinctly]
That's like... that's like, your son's kryptonite.
-Nobody wants to hear that coming from their mama. -[speaking in English]
I'm the same way with Jamal, though. I can't even say anything.
-You moms are crazy. -I know.
Do they got any suntan lotion, maybe?
Look at this.
[Julian] Oh, Lord, Mom, th... this... see?
I'm not comfortable with talking about condoms with you.
[speaking in English]
[laughs]
-Condoms? -Yeah.
She just grabbed condoms?
[Kim] No, Miss Debbie.
Those are too small, Miss Debbie. He's a Cuban.
We're a little bit better than those.
Did she really just pick out condoms in front of her son?
[speaking in English]
No, come on, man. I wouldn't even... That's crossing the line with me.
I wouldn't even do that with Jamal. Sorry.
-No, like-- -[speaking in English]
Yeah, I'd be like, "Look at me.
Look how safe I'm being."
[speaking in English]
Would my parents buy condoms in front of me? No.
-What is going on? -[Debbie] Well,
-I've met somebody. -[Julian] Who is it?
[Debbie] His name is Ruben and he likes me.
And, uh, whether you like it or not
I'm going to Miami and on a hot date,
[speaking in English]
He's gonna lock him up.
I'm sorry, but Miss Debbie should've picked a better time
to tell her son about this dude in Miami
instead of when they're buying condoms. What the hell was that?
-"Three pack." -Yeah, three pack, too.
-That's small. She should've gotten the ultra-pack. -Listen...
[speaking in English]
I want my mom to find love.
You know, she's a great woman. She has a big heart.
But, it's like, she's flying off of the seat of her pants
and she just gets excited and she wants to do all this...
abnormal stuff in my... in my book.
Julian's such a cute mama's boy.
-It's not abnormal, it's just spontaneous. -Well, I think...
with her age and all that, I think, to him it's abnormal.
-This isn't how, you know-- -Well, when he gets 67
-then he can say what's normal and abnormal. -Yeah.
This woman lived her life. Let her have fun.
Julian, go, too.
Julian should take his ass down to Miami, loosen up,
enjoy the Florida weather, baby.
[Julian] Have you ever been to Miami, Mom?
Yeah, when I was young.
Well, I mean, what kind... what you got planned on your date?
[Debbie] You know, I didn't wanna be, like, all pushy and say,
-"What you gonna do for me?" -[Julian] Well, you need to know these things.
You know what? I'm gonna take a couple days and go to Miami with you.
-[gasps] -Oh,
-yeah. -No!
[both exclaiming]
[speaking in English]
I'm so happy he's going to Miami.
And I feel like, you know, I don't want her to get hurt again.
Miss Debbie's the world's mama.
Nobody wants her to get hurt.
I will stay out of the way. You won't even know I'm there.
Well, if you promise to keep a low profile
and don't interfere, then, okay, you can come.
He's not gonna keep a low profile. He's a sheriff.
Sheriff's in town. Get ready now.
Whoo!
[speaking in English]
-[vocalizing] -That was... that was dope. That was dope.
I'm not thrilled about Julian coming to Miami.
He best not screw this up for me.
'Cause I like Ruben a lot.
You will definitely know Julian, the cop, is there.
[speaking in English]
No, they're old. They're not having a quickie.
[speaking in English]
No, they're not.
-[Tim] Hello. How are you? -Hi.
Sorry, I'm a little late. Hey, Jamal, how are you, man?
-[man 1] What's up, man? -Hi, everyone, I'm Tim.
Did Jamal say hi to Tim?
-Did they greet each other? -Yeah, they... they...
shook hands but slight like, you know, like this.
[speaking in English]
[chuckles]
[Emily speaking]
See what I'm like as a grandma.
I'll be like a Miss Debbie grandma.
[speaking in English]
Ooh.
-[softly] I don't know. -[speaking in English]
They could call me "Me".
[laughs]
-"We're gonna go to my boy's house." -"My boy." Yeah.
Someone's gonna go to school and be like,
-"My boy's coming to eat with me." -Yeah.
And then you show up with your cane and your gray beard.
-[indistinct] -"Hey, my boy."
[laughs]
You're just... Okay.
Where is this? Aha.
Veronica. We're back to Veronica.
-Veronica. -Charlotte, babe.
Oh, here we go.
You all right?
I need to put this pillow on my lap and just get...
get situated. Okay. I'm ready.
-[Tim] Hey, what's going on, guys? -Oh, Tim.
-[Tim] Hello. How are you? -Hi.
Sorry, I'm a little late. Hey, Jamal, how are you, man?
[gasps] Tim's here.
Did Jamal say hi to Tim?
-Did they greet each other? -Yeah, they... they...
shook hands but slight like, you know, like this.
[speaking in English]
[chuckles]
-[Tim] First time here? -[man 1] Yes, sir.
[Veronica] They live in Richmond.
Yeah, and what do you think?
-[man 2] Oh, we love it. We love Charlotte so far. -You love Charlotte?
[Jamal] Charlotte's fine, I guess.
So, I mean, Jamal, what is it you don't like about Charlotte?
Um, it's a little slower here.
We're talking about, if I move to Charlotte
gotta make friends again...
But, you know, if you go in there for Veronica
you don't need to make friends because you already have a friend.
You know, your woman is your friend.
He just moved from New York to San Diego.
-New York's very, very busy... -Yeah.
...He has his whole friend club there.
-He just moved to San Diego. -Yeah.
-He's just making friends here. You know what I mean? -Yeah.
And he's moved his life twice.
-Yeah, that's a lot. -I think it's a lot
-to ask him to move back out there. -That's a lot. Yeah.
[man 2] I don't see my boy being in Charlotte.
I don't see him living here.
Another big part that makes us very hesitant
is part of... that you are still
very, very... a big factor in her life.
[Jamal speaking]
[exclaims]
Jamal... the tension.
I mean, Jamal is dropping the F-bombs and I know where he's coming from.
He's trying to get to the bottom of it.
[Jamal] What have I done to where you're like,
"Nah, Jamal's just not the guy."
It doesn't matter what I think about you guys.
It... It does to me.
-Can we all just, like, sing kumbaya? -That was... No, no, no...
Jamal came in hot, not me.
[speaking in English]
And he's... Tim's not going after him.
He's just having a chat with them.
-I came in hot... -Because you...
-You come in hot every other time. -Tim... Tim...
Can we not? Because over the past couple weeks
Veronica has told me things that you have said.
So, I'm just, like, what have I done
to make you feel like we're not a good fit?
Like, and you're not telling me what I've done.
-That's the problem. -[Veronica] You still haven't.
Oh, I don't like to see Jamal like this.
See, Veronica's telling him things, too.
[speaking in English]
Did Tim go horseback riding?
[speaking in English]
I know, because I used to horseback ride
and I would wear those boots
-so, I'm wondering... -[speaking in English]
No, they're hot. I don't know why he's wearing them.
-But I feel like-- -He treats you well? He treats Chloe well?
-But he has. Hasn't he done that? -But I haven't seen that.
-[speaking in English] -[man 1] But you don't need to. You're...
Sorry to say but,
-brother, like-- -[Tim] I don't need to see what?
That... that how he treats Chloe...
-I do need to see that. -[Veronica speaking]
-Actually, yeah, I do. -[man 1] Okay.
Yeah, 'cause we're gonna sit here and act like Tim is just the father of the year.
We're gonna keep pretending that that's a thing.
Uh-oh.
-Ooh. -[exclaims]
Jamal!
[both exclaiming]
Shots fired! Shots fired!
-[speaking in English] -Oh,
you never talk about someone's parenting.
Tim, you're a [bleep] bitch, dude.
Did I... Whoa!
-Did I ever claim-- -Also, what you're not gonna do is raise your voice.
Let me tell you, once Jamal starts doing this, these hands,
like this, it's go time.
-Veronica, you gotta get in the middle of that. -Oh, my God,
-that's crazy. -That ain't good.
-You're way below the [bleep] line. -No, dude, dude...
-You're way below the line. -I know the truth.
You don't know [bleep].
I raised her for 12 [bleep] years.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
[speaking in English]
-Yo, that was crazy. -[exhales]
-You all right? -I'm sweating.
-I am actually sweating right now. That was a lot. -Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah. I'm good.
Like, being a parent myself, you know,
talking about your parenting skills, like, attacking those,
that's never a no-go, but we don't know what Veronica's saying
during their little pillow talks at night, either.
[narrator] Next time on 90 Day: The Single Life...
Had this flight today. [indistinct]
Today I'm going to New Orleans.
This could be a start to a new adventure.
-Tyray! -[speaking in English]
[speaking in English]
I was in a 4-year relationship with a man. [chuckles]
-[gasps] -What did he just say?
[speaking in English]
-Oh. -Oh, she's networking.
Yeah, she need that job to pay that rent.
[speaking in English]
I can't deal with family drama
so, my ideal, uh, guy would be an orphan.
[both] What?
-She said "an orphan". -Wow.
I want you to have nobody.
-Like, don't have no family. -Like, just... Just me.
That's crazy.
It's difficult because I don't have a lot of time on this trip
to learn if Giannis can be the right man for me.
I can't deal with family drama, either, girl.
[chuckles]
Wow, what a good episode.
Debbie's going to Miami.
Jamal and Tim just got into it.
-[softly] Gosh. -[Emily] Also, did you just hear footsteps above us?
-[speaking in English] -That's the kids. No, that's the kids.
Yeah. They snuck past us. They did.
I bet you money. Let me bet you 20 bucks.
If I'm right you have to fill my gas tank tomorrow.
I cannot believe we witnessed Debbie buying condoms.
[speaking in English]
I can't wait to see her meet that Ruben guy.
That's gonna be... that's gonna be a legendary day.
-Right? With Julian in the bushes. -Totally.
Julian like this in the bushes.
All right, man, I'm gonna go head to the hotel room.
-We'll meet up tomorrow morning, all right? -All right.
-Jet-skiing on the water? -No.
-Why? -Because of the sharks.
Boy, if you don't get out of here talking about some sharks.
-West coast is big. -Well, we're gonna go do something.
Let's go to the zoo.
-Let's go to the zoo. All right. -[Riley] I'm down for the zoo.
Anny, can you check the chickens?
-[speaking in English] -Cool. I'm just gonna stay here with my harmonica.
[speaking in English]
-Go and sleep. - [Robert] Go and check the chickens.