1
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<i>[panting]</i>

2
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<i>[striking match]</i>

3
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<i>[ignites flare]</i>

4
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<i>[sighs]</i>

5
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<i>[buzzing]</i>

6
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<i>[ominous music playing]</i>

7
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<i>[ominous music continues]</i>

8
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<i>[grunts]</i>

9
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<i>[snoring]</i>

10
00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:08,443
<i>[snoring]</i>

11
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<i>[grunts]</i>

12
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<i>[snoring continues]</i>

13
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<i>[snoring continues]</i>

14
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<i>Let's make that money.</i>

15
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<i>[thrilling music playing]</i>

16
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<i>[insects buzzing]</i>

17
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<i>[beep]</i>

18
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<i>[squelching]</i>

19
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<i>Ugh.</i>

20
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<i>What have you guys been eating?</i>

21
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<i>[grunts]</i>

22
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<i>[retching]</i>

23
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<i>[gasps] Ah!</i>

24
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<i>Score!</i>

25
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<i>-[clinking]
-[gasps]</i>

26
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<i>[ominous music playing]</i>

27
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<i>[snoring continues]</i>

28
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<i>[farting]</i>

29
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<i>Huh!</i>

30
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<i>[cell phone with
Mexican music tone ringing]</i>

31
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<i>Oh!</i>

32
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<i>Shh!</i>

33
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<i>-[music sting]
-Huh?</i>

34
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<i>[tense music playing]</i>

35
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<i>[growls]</i>

36
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<i>Gah... this isn't what it looks like.
I'm only here for your poop.</i>

37
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<i>[chuckles] I mean, I'm here
for the mushrooms in your poop.</i>

38
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<i>[roars]</i>

39
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<i>Yeah, that doesn't sound any better.</i>

40
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<i>Catch!</i>

41
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<i>[growling in confusion]</i>

42
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<i>[propulsive music playing]</i>

43
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<i>[grunts]</i>

44
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<i>[exhales]</i>

45
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<i>[loud crash]</i>

46
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<i>[roars]</i>

47
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<i>[growling]</i>

48
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<i>[electricity crackling]</i>

49
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<i>[growling]</i>

50
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<i>[gasps]</i>

51
00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:05,268
<i>-[growling continues]
-[panting]</i>

52
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<i>-Ah!
-[growling]</i>

53
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{\an8}<i>-[blast]
-[growls]</i>

54
00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:11,900
<i>[intense music playing]</i>

55
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<i>[ogres continue growling]</i>

56
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<i>[roars]</i>

57
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<i>-[grunts]
-[low growl]</i>

58
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<i>-[roars]
-[yelps]</i>

59
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<i>[grunts]</i>

60
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<i>-[growls]
-[wood cracks]</i>

61
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<i>-[grunting]
-[ogre growls]</i>

62
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<i>[ominous music plays]</i>

63
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<i>[growling]</i>

64
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<i>[cheering in growls]</i>

65
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<i>Sorry I can't stay for dinner.</i>

66
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<i>[pop]</i>

67
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<i>[crackling]</i>

68
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<i>Uh-oh.</i>

69
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<i>[ice crackling]</i>

70
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<i>[thud]</i>

71
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<i>[groans]</i>

72
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<i>[ice shatters]</i>

73
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<i>[growls]</i>

74
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<i>[screams]</i>

75
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<i>[intense music playing]</i>

76
00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,283
<i>[grunts]</i>

77
00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,577
<i>[ice crackling]</i>

78
00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,332
<i>[tense music plays]</i>

79
00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,209
{\an8}<i>[heroic music playing]</i>

80
00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,627
<i>[grunts]</i>

81
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<i>[thud]</i>

82
00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:20,718
<i>[growling]</i>

83
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<i>[grunts]</i>

84
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<i>[thud]</i>

85
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<i>[groans]</i>

86
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<i>[growling]</i>

87
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<i>Come on, who throws somebody at somebody?</i>

88
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<i>[thrilling music playing]</i>

89
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<i>[fires]</i>

90
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<i>[growling]</i>

91
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<i>[thrilling music continues]</i>

92
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<i>Whoa!</i>

93
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<i>[clang]</i>

94
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<i>-Oof.
-[ogres growling]</i>

95
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{\an8}<i>-[grunts]
-[clang]</i>

96
00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,218
<i>-[growling]
-[clang]</i>

97
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<i>Phew!</i>

98
00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:06,681
<i>Uh... [chuckles]</i>

99
00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:07,807
<i>Large rats.</i>

100
00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,267
<i>Eh.</i>

101
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<i>[clatters]</i>

102
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<i>[solemn music plays]</i>

103
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<i>Ah!</i>

104
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<i>Dirty hands, filthy rich.</i>

105
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<i>[thrilling music builds]</i>

106
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<i>[funky music playing]</i>

107
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<i>Hurry up, man.</i>

108
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<i>I can't do business
until you deliver the goods.</i>

109
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<i>Tyson, you're in for a treat,
you lucky wizard.</i>

110
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{\an8}<i>Freshly tracked.</i>

111
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{\an8}<i>Ah, it better be.</i>

112
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{\an8}<i>My dupe spell is useless
without multiplying mushrooms.</i>

113
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{\an8}<i>[mysterious music playing]</i>

114
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<i>Oh, yeah,
that's the good stuff right there.</i>

115
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<i>[buzzing]</i>

116
00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:05,740
<i>Hurry up, man.</i>

117
00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:08,201
<i>You don't wanna get busted
for doing magic in public.</i>

118
00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,119
<i>One more second.</i>

119
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<i>[mysterious music continues]</i>

120
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<i>[bubbling]</i>

121
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<i>[slurps]</i>

122
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<i>[swallows]</i>

123
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<i>All right! Double your pleasure.</i>

124
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<i>[bluesy music plays]</i>

125
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<i>You, get to Tribeca.</i>

126
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<i>You, Soho.</i>

127
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<i>And get my money back
before you disappear this time!</i>

128
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{\an8}<i>[growling]</i>

129
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{\an8}<i>[burps]</i>

130
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<i>Oh, look at this little guy.</i>

131
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<i>How's about a mini-dog, Spellbound?
On the house.</i>

132
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<i>Uh... I don't eat magic.</i>

133
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<i>Ah. Mm!</i>

134
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<i>A-ha!</i>

135
00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:50,743
<i>You may be half-sized,
but you charge full price. You hear me?</i>

136
00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:54,664
<i>Getting partners was
the best business decision I ever made.</i>

137
00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,749
<i>You got someone watching your back, kid?</i>

138
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<i>Ha! You volunteering?</i>

139
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<i>Nah, I'm not trying
to buddy up with somebody</i>

140
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,588
<i>on the wrong side of The Pie Maker.</i>

141
00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,799
<i>Who cares about that old witch?</i>

142
00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:06,926
<i>Her bakers are searching for you, kid.</i>

143
00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:08,386
<i>She wants you that bad,</i>

144
00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:11,097
<i>you must've really screwed up
tracking something for her.</i>

145
00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,934
<i>It's fine.
I'm close to finding a Fugu Rose.</i>

146
00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:18,479
<i>Whoa. That rose is worth
serious money, kid.</i>

147
00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,605
<i>You found one?</i>

148
00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,150
<i>I just need help to track the last step.</i>

149
00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,734
<i>Once I get that, ha!</i>

150
00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,362
<i>All my debts are cleared and I'm set.</i>

151
00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,698
{\an8}<i>Yeah, except you'll still be stinky,</i>

152
00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,993
{\an8}<i>friendless, and, oh yeah, not magic.</i>

153
00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,953
{\an8}<i>Hygiene's a scam, friends are a scam,</i>

154
00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,914
{\an8}<i>and, oh yeah, magic is a scam.</i>

155
00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:40,710
{\an8}<i>Call it what you want, kid,
but my magic buddies are making me rich.</i>

156
00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,296
<i>[intriguing music playing]</i>

157
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<i>[music sting]</i>

158
00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,136
<i>Oh!</i>

159
00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,556
<i>Hey-hey, guys.</i>

160
00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,850
<i>I was just on my way to see you...</i>

161
00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,518
<i>[electricity crackling]</i>

162
00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,563
<i>Hey, where were you?</i>

163
00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:03,566
<i>You see that little hot dog guy
down the block?</i>

164
00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,360
<i>You have to try one of his dogs.</i>

165
00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:16,037
{\an8}<i>-[grunts]
-[baker] We searched. No magic on him.</i>

166
00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,749
<i>Daniel, my boy.</i>

167
00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:20,791
<i>Ah.</i>

168
00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:24,253
<i>I always forget
how cute your place is, Pie Maker.</i>

169
00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,381
<i>The pies, the... curtains,</i>

170
00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,925
<i>the cyclops henchmen.</i>

171
00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,928
<i>I didn't become
the most wicked witch of New York</i>

172
00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,972
<i>by having low-life spell Trackers fail me.</i>

173
00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:38,476
<i>My clients expect
the best magical ingredients.</i>

174
00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:41,270
<i>Ingredients</i> you were supposed to deliver.</i>

175
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,731
<i>Where are my gnome whiskers?</i>

176
00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,566
<i>I was gonna get them to you, I swear!</i>

177
00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,319
<i>But the Bureau sicced a dowser on me,
I had to ditch 'em.</i>

178
00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:49,403
<i>I have a plan.</i>

179
00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:54,617
<i>The magic world knows my pies
have the most dangerous ingredients.</i>

180
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:58,538
<i>Ingredients you promised
to find me and failed.</i>

181
00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:01,415
<i>That's fair, but I'm tracking
something big for you.</i>

182
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,919
<i>Yes, for me, because you owe me.</i>

183
00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,755
<i>You're</i> my Tracker now.</i>

184
00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,006
<i>You will do nothing</i>

185
00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:15,054
<i>but find every little illegal ingredient
I need for my magic pies.</i>

186
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,557
<i>I told you,
the Bureau heat on me has been intense,</i>

187
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,934
<i>but when I can track again,
I'll make it up to you.</i>

188
00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:21,185
<i>It's all about you.</i>

189
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:25,106
<i>Uh-uh-uh.
You're not telling me the truth.</i>

190
00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,358
<i>I haven't done any tracking at all,
I swear.</i>

191
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,193
<i>[sighs]</i>

192
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:30,945
<i>Bring out...</i>

193
00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,196
<i>[tense music sting]</i>

194
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,281
<i>...The Beast.</i>

195
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,867
<i>[ominous music playing]</i>

196
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,619
<i>[Beast approaching]</i>

197
00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,790
<i>[ominous music builds]</i>

198
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,251
<i>[oinks happily]</i>

199
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,295
<i>Ah... a pig?</i>

200
00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,213
<i>[snorts, squeals]</i>

201
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,465
<i>Hey! Come on.</i>

202
00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,718
<i>[giggling] Get this thing off of me.</i>

203
00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,761
<i>It tickles, but in a scary way.</i>

204
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,054
<i>[sniffing]</i>

205
00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,556
<i>[Pie Maker] Don't struggle.</i>

206
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,391
<i>The pig sniffer is powerful enough</i>

207
00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:03,269
<i>to sense any magic
from a hundred yards away.</i>

208
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,146
<i>[squeals]</i>

209
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,360
<i>[beeps]</i>

210
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,654
<i>Huh?</i>

211
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,364
<i>Hey, what the...</i>

212
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,450
<i>[sniffs]</i>

213
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,577
<i>Ogre mushrooms.</i>

214
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,995
<i>Fresh.</i>

215
00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,247
<i>Impressive work.</i>

216
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,416
<i>Get his eye-patch ready.</i>

217
00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,084
<i>[tense music playing]</i>

218
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,919
<i>This isn't necessary!</i>

219
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,800
<i>[rumbling]</i>

220
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,726
<i>Hmm.</i>

221
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:46,354
<i>Now, which are you, Daniel?</i>

222
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,940
<i>A heart? Oh, no, no, no.</i>

223
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,653
<i>You clearly think you're a star.</i>

224
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,738
<i>[evil laughter]</i>

225
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,616
<i>I could get you a Fugu Rose!</i>

226
00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,700
<i>Impossible.</i>

227
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,578
<i>No one's seen a Fugu Rose in years.</i>

228
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,538
<i>They're priceless.</i>

229
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,374
<i>I know where one is.</i>

230
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,542
<i>My best Trackers couldn't do that.</i>

231
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,795
<i>No way you could, silly boy.</i>

232
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:13,297
<i>Give me 24 hours and it's yours,</i>

233
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,548
<i>if you erase all my debt.</i>

234
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,138
<i>Well, dear, we have a deal.</i>

235
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:23,599
<i>[sizzling sound]</i>

236
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,311
<i>[Pie Maker]
You better not disappoint me again,</i>

237
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,690
<i>because you won't like
what</i> this spell will do to you.</i>

238
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,192
<i>Not one bit.</i>

239
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,528
<i>Great. Heh. You'll be seeing me soon.</i>

240
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:40,199
<i>There is still the little matter
of you lying to me, though.</i>

241
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,952
<i>-Wait! We have a deal.
-[Pie Maker chuckles evilly]</i>

242
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,203
<i>My dear,</i>

243
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:48,040
<i>you can still find the Rose with one eye.</i>

244
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,166
<i>[grunts]</i>

245
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:52,837
<i>[grunts]</i>

246
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,088
<i>[burps]</i>

247
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:59,468
<i>No! That activates the oven to full power.</i>

248
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,179
<i>[hissing]</i>

249
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,765
<i>[roaring]</i>

250
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,059
<i>[tense music playing]</i>

251
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,354
<i>Turn off the oven, you buffoon!</i>

252
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,148
<i>[romantic music plays]</i>

253
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,899
<i>Ha! What are you doing?</i>

254
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,611
<i>[thrilling music playing]</i>

255
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:24,243
<i>[Daniel] You're just the kind of help
I've been looking for.</i>

256
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,454
<i>See you lovebirds in 24 hours.</i>

257
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,748
<i>[Pie Maker]
I'll take both your eyes for that!</i>

258
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,624
<i>-[tires screeching]
-Whoa, hey!</i>

259
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:37,715
<i>[panting]</i>

260
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,633
<i>Gotta catch my breath.</i>

261
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,093
<i>-You said it.
-[screams]</i>

262
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,887
<i>Did you just talk?</i>

263
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,806
<i>Hey, thanks for saving my bacon, man.
She is awful.</i>

264
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,267
<i>She has a place full of food,
never gives me a crumb.</i>

265
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,187
<i>So, you smell magic and talk.</i>

266
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,690
<i>Any other tricks I should know about?
You turn into a car or something?</i>

267
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,985
<i>Oh, you done it now.
How did you know I turn into a car?</i>

268
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,029
<i>[Hoagie chuckles and squeals]</i>

269
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:04,241
<i>I'm just playing.
I can't turn into a car. That'd be stupid.</i>

270
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,328
<i>You're stupid.
Aw, it's a little bit endearing, though.</i>

271
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,246
<i>Well, thanks again, I owe you.</i>

272
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,707
<i>All right. I'm out. Peace.</i>

273
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,753
<i>Throwing up a, "Peace, I'm out" sign,
you just can't tell 'cause I have a hoof.</i>

274
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,464
<i>Uh-huh. You do owe me.</i>

275
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:21,008
<i>And I have a way
you can repay me right now.</i>

276
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:25,513
<i>I-I-I-I-I'm not going anywhere
with any magician ever again.</i>

277
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,848
<i>Oh, well, you're in luck.</i>

278
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,683
<i>I'm not a magician, I'm a Tracker.</i>

279
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,020
<i>-I just sell magical ingredients.
-Uh-huh. Cool story, bruh.</i>

280
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:36,106
<i>Wait, I know where a Fugu Rose is... Ish.</i>

281
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,608
<i>I don't know exactly where,</i>

282
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,444
<i>so I need your magic smelling skills
to get me to the finish.</i>

283
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,697
<i>Pie Maker wanted to take your eye</i>
before you wrecked her shop,</i>

284
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,991
<i>what'd you think she's gonna want now?
A spleen?</i>

285
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,703
<i>Oh, please. She'll be so happy when she
gets the Rose, she won't even care.</i>

286
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,331
<i>The Rose'll clear all my debts to her,
and then some.</i>

287
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,250
<i>So, you'll walk away.</i>

288
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,294
<i>Oh, good for you. What's in it for me?</i>

289
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,171
<i>If you help me get this Rose,</i>

290
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:03,133
<i>I promise I won't give it to her
unless she sets you free.</i>

291
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,386
<i>Out on my own. Love it. What else?</i>

292
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,429
<i>We can get pizza on the way.</i>

293
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,057
<i>[chuckling] Yes, I am very in.</i>

294
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,727
<i>Here, just hoof-pump it, bruh.</i>

295
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,939
<i>What do I call you anyways? Piggy?</i>

296
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,276
<i>Oh, I get it. "Piggy." Because I'm a pig.</i>

297
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,278
<i>Because all pigs look alike to you.</i>

298
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:27,157
<i>My name is Hoagie. Not "Pig,"
not "Piggy," not "Oinkie," just "Hoagie."</i>

299
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,535
<i>Hoagie, I was kidding.</i>

300
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:33,998
<i>[Hoagie] Just for that "Piggy" crack,
I'm gonna pick the pizza.</i>

301
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,419
<i>[Daniel, munching] Oh!</i>

302
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,504
<i>Good call on the veggie pizza.</i>

303
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,047
<i>Yeah, I don't know what it is,</i>

304
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,967
<i>but I just don't feel right
eating pepperoni anymore.</i>

305
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,011
<i>What's the deal with this Albright place?</i>

306
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,179
<i>I've tracked the Fugu Rose
for a long time.</i>

307
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,389
<i>The search led me here.</i>

308
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,016
<i>A soap factory.</i>

309
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,893
<i>It's more than a soap factory.</i>

310
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,770
<i>I've snuck a bunch of times.
It's in there. Somewhere.</i>

311
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,773
<i>How do you know that?
You don't have my nose for this.</i>

312
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,859
<i>It's called planning, dummy.</i>

313
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,235
<i>Oh, look at me.</i>

314
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:08,157
<i>I got my hands so I can type
and Wiki stuff and think I'm sooo great.</i>

315
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,743
<i>Hoagie, keep quiet and stay loose.</i>

316
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,494
<i>Loose? What do you mean?</i>

317
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,412
<i>[squeals]</i>

318
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,205
<i>[grunts]</i>

319
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,460
<i>Whoa, dude, that is not cool.</i>

320
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:22,421
<i>I'm already down an eye,
you trying to break a leg too?</i>

321
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,381
<i>[Daniel sighs] I did say stay loose.</i>

322
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,509
<i>[Hoagie] So sorry, I haven't exactly been
keeping up with my yoga.</i>

323
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,807
<i>[sniffing]</i>

324
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,270
{\an8}<i>There's magic all over the place in here,</i>

325
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,814
{\an8}<i>but I'm getting one really strong scent.</i>

326
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:45,152
<i>[Daniel] I knew it. It's this lab, right?</i>

327
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,153
<i>[Hoagie sniffs]</i>

328
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,323
<i>No, the strongest whiff of magic is...</i>

329
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,240
<i>[sniffs]</i>

330
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,409
<i>There! Ta-da!</i>

331
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,703
<i>Oh, great, you're defective.</i>

332
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,288
<i>I literally just fed you.</i>

333
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,790
<i>Ha-ha.</i>

334
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,209
<i>Because I'm a pig.
Because pigs love to eat.</i>

335
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,171
<i>Huh.</i>

336
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,174
<i>[suspenseful music playing]</i>

337
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,635
<i>The alchemist triad? Bingo.</i>

338
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,639
<i>Huh.</i>

339
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,308
<i>I wonder what it could be.</i>

340
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,062
<i>Not that one either.</i>

341
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,481
<i>Are you sure you did it right?</i>

342
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,317
<i>Uh... I don't even think
there's any kind of magic in here.</i>

343
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,611
<i>This is nothing
but a dusty old vending machine.</i>

344
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,321
<i>My nose doesn't lie.</i>

345
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,532
<i>Your nose is just trying
to get a free Twinkie.</i>

346
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,159
<i>Oh, I see. That's how it's gonna be.</i>

347
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,161
<i>[both screaming]</i>

348
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,831
<i>[screaming]</i>

349
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,499
{\an8}<i>[Hoagie screams]</i>

350
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,418
<i>[squeals]</i>

351
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,877
<i>[grunts]</i>

352
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,964
<i>[mysterious music playing]</i>

353
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,560
<i>[Daniel] I'll give 'em credit.</i>

354
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,603
<i>This was a great hiding place.</i>

355
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,938
<i>[sniffing]</i>

356
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,899
<i>Oh, this room reeks of magic.</i>

357
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,569
<i>It's itching the inside of my brain.</i>

358
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,279
<i>[sniffing]</i>

359
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,906
<i>Get it together, Hoagie.
We're on the clock.</i>

360
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,034
<i>Only a few hours until my deal runs out.</i>

361
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:19,747
<i>Hoagie?</i>

362
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,582
<i>Where'd you go?</i>

363
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:26,545
<i>[in evil voice] There is no Hoagie,
only King of the Squid People.</i>

364
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,297
<i>Do squid things for me.</i>

365
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,007
<i>Get down off the tentacore.</i>

366
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,469
<i>Chill. I'm just having a little fun.</i>

367
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,138
<i>I'll chill when we get the Rose.</i>

368
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,307
<i>-Don't touch anything.
-Hmm.</i>

369
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,520
<i>There's no telling
what's magically booby-trapped in here.</i>

370
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,982
<i>[mysterious music continues]</i>

371
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,068
<i>[gasps] There it is.</i>

372
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,196
<i>[transporting music playing]</i>

373
00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,079
<i>That's the Fugu Rose?
Just grab some flowers and split.</i>

374
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,123
<i>This whole place
was built around this to protect it.</i>

375
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,709
<i>Does that give you any idea
of how powerful it is?</i>

376
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,627
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

377
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,922
<i>One rose on this bush
can be used to extend life by decades,</i>

378
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:14,593
<i>but touching any of the others
brings instant, painful death.</i>

379
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,720
<i>Oh, I get your plan now.</i>

380
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,972
<i>You mistook me for a guinea pig.</i>

381
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,517
<i>-No, I...
-[squeals]</i>

382
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,061
<i>[chilling music playing]</i>

383
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,896
<i>[screaming] A little help!</i>

384
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,397
<i>Hoagie!</i>

385
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,444
<i>This is why you don't touch anything.</i>

386
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,739
<i>Oh, no. I'm too young to become pepperoni!</i>

387
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,033
<i>Immune to stun spells. That's real...</i>

388
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,326
<i>[growling]</i>

389
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,871
<i>Score!</i>

390
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,458
<i>[thrilling music playing]</i>

391
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,709
<i>[grunts]</i>

392
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,086
<i>[straining]</i>

393
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,590
<i>[panting]</i>

394
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,554
<i>-[slashing]
-[monster growling]</i>

395
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,098
<i>Let's get that rose and get out.</i>

396
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,308
<i>-[monster growls]
-[Daniel grunts]</i>

397
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,228
<i>[ominous music playing]</i>

398
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,354
<i>[Daniel grunting]</i>

399
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,398
<i>[monster growls]</i>

400
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,651
<i>Heaven help me, it tastes so good!</i>

401
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,111
<i>[sighs]</i>

402
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,238
<i>-[monster growls]
-[Daniel yells]</i>

403
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,366
<i>[clinking]</i>

404
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,412
<i>-Hoagie... get me... the sword... now.
-[thumping]</i>

405
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,832
<i>-[thumping continues]
-This... genuinely... hurts.</i>

406
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,252
<i>[screaming]</i>

407
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,089
<i>[Hoagie] I've got the sword!</i>

408
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,382
<i>[screams]</i>

409
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:39,344
<i>Daniel! You want me?
Come and get me, land sushi.</i>

410
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,347
<i>[growling]</i>

411
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,725
<i>[ominous music builds]</i>

412
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:50,856
<i>[roaring]</i>

413
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,901
<i>Oh, man, did you just touch that rose?</i>

414
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,486
<i>Oh, I bet you're feeling stupid now.</i>

415
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,114
<i>[roaring continues]</i>

416
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,955
<i>[Daniel screaming]</i>

417
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,207
<i>[thuds]</i>

418
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,292
<i>Daniel! Tell me you're okay.</i>

419
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,127
<i>[exhales]</i>

420
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,422
<i>Didn't I say not to touch anything?!</i>

421
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,049
<i>You almost got me killed!</i>

422
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,676
<i>No, I saved you.</i>

423
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,138
<i>From a thing you brought to life
with your touching!</i>

424
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,974
<i>Now I'm drenched in walking fish guts.</i>

425
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,310
<i>-Pfft. You're still alive.
-[sighs]</i>

426
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:32,147
<i>You want this rose or not? Because I know
which one to definitely not touch.</i>

427
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,067
<i>[sniffing]</i>

428
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,944
<i>Tell me the right one to pick.</i>

429
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,488
<i>I'm trying.
I'm a little fired up right now.</i>

430
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,324
<i>I'm not used to facing death
so many times in one day.</i>

431
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,243
<i>[sniffing]</i>

432
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,702
<i>[ding]</i>

433
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,623
<i>[mysterious music playing]</i>

434
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,590
<i>[laughing]</i>

435
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,092
<i>Yes!</i>

436
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,344
<i>Best Tracker alive.</i>

437
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,345
<i>Whoo!</i>

438
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:07,474
{\an8}<i>Man, I was like 65% sure I was right.
Thank goodness.</i>

439
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,184
{\an8}<i>Wait, what?</i>

440
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,771
{\an8}<i>Uh, those were decent odds.
Just take the victory lap and be happy.</i>

441
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,315
<i>[upbeat music playing]</i>

442
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,407
<i>Come on, I got you.</i>

443
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,533
<i>Alley-oop.</i>

444
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,786
<i>-Thanks.
-Good work, man.</i>

445
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,663
<i>What do you think about hanging around?</i>

446
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,415
<i>We make an okay team, yeah?</i>

447
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:35,085
<i>Oh, so I can help you make money
off of my power. What an offer.</i>

448
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,878
<i>Where are you gonna go?</i>

449
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,755
<i>You're a magic talking pig.</i>

450
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,966
<i>The normal world won't know
what to do with you.</i>

451
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,010
<i>Thanks. I'll take my chances.</i>

452
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,930
<i>Lots of better jobs out there for a pig
than being your nose servant.</i>

453
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,640
<i>Hoagie, you're right.</i>

454
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,808
<i>We can make money.</i>

455
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,602
<i>Together. Split it 50/50.</i>

456
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,563
<i>Watch each other's backs. What'd you say?</i>

457
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,357
<i>Now you're talking. All right. I'm in.</i>

458
00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,985
<i>Dowsers. Run for it!</i>

459
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,112
<i>I swear I never touched anything.</i>

460
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,072
<i>[electricity crackling]</i>

461
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,992
<i>[female dowser] By order
of the Bureau of Magical Enforcement,</i>

462
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,244
<i>you are both under arrest.</i>

463
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,580
<i>I do not know this guy.</i>

464
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,665
<i>We are not together.</i>

465
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,625
<i>Thanks.</i>

466
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,295
<i>[closing theme music playing]</i>