1 00:00:01,491 --> 00:00:01,974 I'm going to get behind you, babe. 2 00:00:02,076 --> 00:00:03,422 Oh! 3 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:05,043 Oh, my hip. 4 00:00:05,146 --> 00:00:06,974 OK, I should have eaten some bananas. 5 00:00:07,077 --> 00:00:08,111 OK. 6 00:00:08,215 --> 00:00:09,249 Wait, I'm getting a cramp. 7 00:00:09,353 --> 00:00:10,111 Dog gummit. 8 00:00:12,491 --> 00:00:13,456 Oh crap. 9 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,629 Today's gonna be fun. 10 00:00:15,732 --> 00:00:17,043 John gave me his nutcracker. 11 00:00:19,215 --> 00:00:21,422 JOANNA: There's something in the air that makes him want 12 00:00:21,525 --> 00:00:23,215 to do something really stupid. 13 00:00:23,318 --> 00:00:25,077 Me and the boys are going to have fun today. 14 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:27,560 JOANNA: I need another $5,500 from you. 15 00:00:27,663 --> 00:00:28,905 OK, bye. 16 00:00:29,008 --> 00:00:31,387 CHIP: Bulls don't want to stop impressing the ladies. 17 00:00:31,491 --> 00:00:32,698 Get on now, hyah! 18 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:36,525 And if anybody can talk somebody into doing what they 19 00:00:36,629 --> 00:00:37,629 don't want to do, it's you. 20 00:00:37,732 --> 00:00:39,491 You got this. 21 00:00:39,594 --> 00:00:41,939 JOANNA: Are you ready to see your fixer-upper? 22 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:42,732 JOHN: Oh my! 23 00:00:42,836 --> 00:00:43,560 [music playing] 24 00:00:43,663 --> 00:00:45,422 [SINGING] Love me some home. 25 00:00:45,525 --> 00:00:47,767 Love me some home! 26 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:49,767 Oh, I love me some home. 27 00:00:55,111 --> 00:00:56,836 A couple months back, JoJo wanted 28 00:00:56,939 --> 00:01:01,111 to add on to the farmhouse, and of course, I, like an idiot, 29 00:01:01,215 --> 00:01:02,353 agreed. 30 00:01:02,456 --> 00:01:05,215 But now look what she's gotten us into. 31 00:01:05,318 --> 00:01:11,663 So this has turned into an actual nightmare situation. 32 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,249 Crew's room is right here. 33 00:01:13,353 --> 00:01:15,663 So Crew no longer sleeps in this room, 34 00:01:15,767 --> 00:01:18,076 but we have taped up everything. 35 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:19,870 I decided a little late in the game 36 00:01:19,974 --> 00:01:22,180 I wanted to go ahead and repaint our cabinets. 37 00:01:22,284 --> 00:01:24,525 And I just wanted the space to really evolve 38 00:01:24,629 --> 00:01:25,939 with the new addition, and I just thought 39 00:01:26,043 --> 00:01:27,146 it was time for a change. 40 00:01:27,249 --> 00:01:28,663 But I want to walk you through here so you can 41 00:01:28,767 --> 00:01:31,043 see we just opened the wall. 42 00:01:34,111 --> 00:01:35,594 Don't trip, Chip. 43 00:01:35,698 --> 00:01:36,456 Watch your foot. 44 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,318 Watch your whatever. 45 00:01:38,421 --> 00:01:42,560 Just opened this wall up, and as you can see, 46 00:01:42,663 --> 00:01:44,663 we basically live upstairs now. 47 00:01:47,663 --> 00:01:48,525 Chip, come over here. 48 00:01:50,249 --> 00:01:52,146 So if you stand here, you can see-- 49 00:01:52,249 --> 00:01:56,353 don't [inaudible] you can see we've scabbed in all 50 00:01:56,456 --> 00:01:58,629 the old shiplap so that it looks really nice, 51 00:01:58,732 --> 00:02:00,077 and now this is open. 52 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:03,870 This used to be a window, and now you can see into the room. 53 00:02:03,974 --> 00:02:05,698 And then they're putting the floors in today. 54 00:02:07,801 --> 00:02:09,456 And then-- Chip, show them the space. 55 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:14,801 So we left all the beams Floors, plaster, and then lighting, 56 00:02:14,905 --> 00:02:16,491 and we're done, babe. 57 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:17,663 It is-- CHIP: Game time. 58 00:02:17,767 --> 00:02:18,939 JOANNA: --almost finished. 59 00:02:19,043 --> 00:02:20,801 So there you go. 60 00:02:20,905 --> 00:02:22,215 And that's it. 61 00:02:22,318 --> 00:02:24,698 CHIP: Gonna be enjoying that fireplace here in not too long. 62 00:02:24,801 --> 00:02:25,560 JOANNA: OK, we got to go. 63 00:02:32,836 --> 00:02:34,663 [fart noise] 64 00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:35,456 Right? 65 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,249 Stop. 66 00:02:37,629 --> 00:02:39,353 CHIP: I am gassy. 67 00:02:39,456 --> 00:02:40,318 [fart noise] 68 00:02:40,422 --> 00:02:41,525 [laughing] 69 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:42,318 Give me that. 70 00:02:43,698 --> 00:02:44,387 You try one. 71 00:02:44,491 --> 00:02:45,353 [fart noise] 72 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:46,422 Oh. 73 00:02:46,525 --> 00:02:47,836 I can't. 74 00:02:47,939 --> 00:02:49,110 That really is you. 75 00:02:51,077 --> 00:02:51,905 JOANNA: Chip, John! 76 00:02:52,008 --> 00:02:54,043 Today's gonna be fun. 77 00:02:54,146 --> 00:02:55,939 I love John. 78 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,077 CHIP: John, an employee of ours, tell 79 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:01,905 me the first word that comes to your mind when I say "John." 80 00:03:03,456 --> 00:03:04,698 First word, babe. 81 00:03:04,801 --> 00:03:05,525 Nervous. 82 00:03:05,629 --> 00:03:06,284 Nervous. 83 00:03:08,974 --> 00:03:09,836 JOANNA: But I love him. 84 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:10,663 I love John. 85 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:12,387 Because he is so thoughtful. 86 00:03:12,491 --> 00:03:14,836 I'll tell one of the first words that come to mind-- 87 00:03:14,939 --> 00:03:15,939 hard worker. 88 00:03:16,043 --> 00:03:17,560 Well, I should have said that. 89 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:27,008 JOHN: My name is John, and I just bought 90 00:03:27,111 --> 00:03:29,525 my first home in Waco, Texas. 91 00:03:29,629 --> 00:03:31,629 I was born and raised on Long Island, New York, 92 00:03:31,732 --> 00:03:34,284 and I moved to Waco to work for Chip and Jo. 93 00:03:34,387 --> 00:03:36,249 I've lived in Waco for about three years, 94 00:03:36,353 --> 00:03:38,973 and at two and a half years or so into living here, 95 00:03:39,077 --> 00:03:40,698 I realized that I developed a pretty 96 00:03:40,801 --> 00:03:43,836 strong sense of community here. 97 00:03:43,939 --> 00:03:45,663 And so I was like, oh, I think I'm probably 98 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,629 going to be here for a while, I thought it 99 00:03:47,732 --> 00:03:50,110 was time to look for a house. 100 00:03:50,215 --> 00:03:53,249 I'm from New York, so naturally I think my personality 101 00:03:53,353 --> 00:03:54,491 is just a little bit different. 102 00:03:54,594 --> 00:03:57,215 I'm a typical intense person from up North, who's 103 00:03:57,318 --> 00:03:58,836 just moving a mile a minute. 104 00:03:58,939 --> 00:03:59,939 I'm always neurotic. 105 00:04:00,043 --> 00:04:02,284 I'm always just like obsessing over things. 106 00:04:02,387 --> 00:04:05,284 Chip and Joanna find it funny, but too late to change. 107 00:04:07,491 --> 00:04:09,043 My work is always something that's 108 00:04:09,146 --> 00:04:10,249 been really important to me. 109 00:04:10,353 --> 00:04:12,180 It's the thing I'm most passionate about in life. 110 00:04:12,284 --> 00:04:13,974 And I think I have the best job in the world. 111 00:04:14,077 --> 00:04:18,560 But if I'm not at work, I'm at home with Dylan, my dog. 112 00:04:18,663 --> 00:04:20,836 He's definitely a homebody, just like me, 113 00:04:20,939 --> 00:04:22,146 and so I'm really looking forward to 114 00:04:22,249 --> 00:04:24,732 just having a place where I can go and put on a record 115 00:04:24,836 --> 00:04:25,663 and relax. 116 00:04:30,215 --> 00:04:31,560 CHIP: Look at this neighborhood, babe! 117 00:04:31,663 --> 00:04:32,836 This is a very pretty neighborhood. 118 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,353 Think if this were your first house, and that were it. 119 00:04:36,456 --> 00:04:38,146 JOANNA: Oh, look at John. 120 00:04:38,249 --> 00:04:38,974 CHIP: John! 121 00:04:39,077 --> 00:04:40,111 JOANNA: Oh, he looks-- 122 00:04:40,215 --> 00:04:40,905 CHIP: He looks great! 123 00:04:41,008 --> 00:04:41,836 JOANNA: --so happy. 124 00:04:41,939 --> 00:04:43,111 I'm going to grab my tape measure. 125 00:04:43,215 --> 00:04:44,318 Just in case. - OK. 126 00:04:44,422 --> 00:04:45,767 Hey, John! 127 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,560 JOANNA: The house suits you. 128 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:48,836 CHIP: You've been here for three years 129 00:04:48,939 --> 00:04:50,387 and you've just now decided to buy a house. 130 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,594 What took so long? 131 00:04:51,698 --> 00:04:54,284 I just feel like I'm confident now that you're 132 00:04:54,387 --> 00:04:55,180 probably not firing me-- 133 00:04:55,284 --> 00:04:56,353 [laughs] 134 00:04:56,456 --> 00:04:57,353 - So-- - So I was like-- 135 00:04:57,456 --> 00:04:58,560 - --you're gonna-- - Yeah. 136 00:04:58,663 --> 00:05:00,353 In all seriousness, I just couldn't find the house. 137 00:05:00,456 --> 00:05:02,767 I was like, oh, maybe I'm looking for something 138 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:03,663 that doesn't exist. 139 00:05:03,767 --> 00:05:04,767 Yeah. 140 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:06,215 And then I was able to walk this house, 141 00:05:06,318 --> 00:05:08,456 and the minute I walked in, I was like, oh, 142 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,284 this is the house I want. 143 00:05:09,387 --> 00:05:10,801 So love at first sight. 144 00:05:10,905 --> 00:05:12,043 - It was love at first sight. - Great. 145 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,353 John, that's fun. 146 00:05:13,456 --> 00:05:14,836 Yeah, it has everything I would want, which is great. 147 00:05:16,353 --> 00:05:17,870 CHIP: So John, I know that you had mentioned this 148 00:05:17,974 --> 00:05:19,732 was a three bedroom, two bath. 149 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:21,801 It was a little over 2,100 square foot, 150 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,698 and it sits on a quarter acre lot. 151 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:26,146 You told me that it was built in 1964. 152 00:05:26,249 --> 00:05:28,663 But besides the price, and the square footage and the lot, 153 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:32,077 was there anything else specific that drew you to this house? 154 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:35,111 The thing for me that was kind of a love at first sight thing 155 00:05:35,215 --> 00:05:35,905 was this, this window. 156 00:05:36,008 --> 00:05:36,870 JOANNA: OK. 157 00:05:36,974 --> 00:05:37,974 JOHN: I think it adds some character 158 00:05:38,077 --> 00:05:39,180 to the outside of the house. 159 00:05:39,284 --> 00:05:40,146 JOANNA: OK. 160 00:05:40,249 --> 00:05:41,594 JOHN: But if I could design a house, 161 00:05:41,698 --> 00:05:44,215 I don't think the exterior would look like this. 162 00:05:44,318 --> 00:05:48,767 I am modern in style, but I like certain aspects 163 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:49,974 to be a little bit more bold. 164 00:05:50,077 --> 00:05:53,905 So I have always been fond of painted brick. 165 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:55,525 CHIP: And when you paint brick, it's 166 00:05:55,629 --> 00:05:57,284 a bit of a controversial thing. 167 00:05:57,387 --> 00:05:58,801 So if you're comfortable with it-- 168 00:05:58,905 --> 00:06:00,594 JOANNA: You want to love what you live in. 169 00:06:00,698 --> 00:06:01,629 JOHN: Yeah, it's my house. - Amen. 170 00:06:01,732 --> 00:06:02,318 --without thinking about resell. 171 00:06:02,422 --> 00:06:03,560 Yeah. 172 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:04,939 I just, I think if you're going to make decisions 173 00:06:05,043 --> 00:06:07,767 with the mindset of, oh, will a potential buyer like this, 174 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:09,663 then I shouldn't have bought the house in the first place. 175 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:10,560 JOANNA: I like that. 176 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:11,698 That's a good word, John. 177 00:06:11,801 --> 00:06:13,249 It's very mature for a first time home buyer. 178 00:06:13,353 --> 00:06:15,353 All right, well, listen, let's get in this house. 179 00:06:15,456 --> 00:06:16,180 Give us a quick tour. 180 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:17,146 All right, let's go inside. 181 00:06:22,043 --> 00:06:23,663 CHIP: I like this little peephole in the front door. 182 00:06:23,767 --> 00:06:24,456 That's cool, John. 183 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,836 I like that door. 184 00:06:25,939 --> 00:06:26,801 CHIP: Door color's cool. 185 00:06:28,284 --> 00:06:29,939 Oh, this is for the outside lights. 186 00:06:30,043 --> 00:06:32,767 OK, never saw it before. 187 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:33,594 Obviously, the-- 188 00:06:33,698 --> 00:06:34,939 Baby blue. 189 00:06:35,043 --> 00:06:36,215 Yes. 190 00:06:36,318 --> 00:06:39,491 JOANNA: OK, this is, I'm assuming, their formal dining? 191 00:06:39,594 --> 00:06:43,525 I am not a dining room kind of guy. 192 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:45,008 I don't need to have a ton of people over, 193 00:06:45,111 --> 00:06:47,629 and they would have to leave by 7:00 anyway, so. 194 00:06:47,732 --> 00:06:49,387 The first thing that stuck out to me in this room 195 00:06:49,491 --> 00:06:51,284 was the carpet. 196 00:06:51,387 --> 00:06:54,594 Let's see what's underneath here, just out of curiosity. 197 00:06:54,698 --> 00:06:55,836 Concrete. 198 00:06:55,939 --> 00:06:57,422 Is it-- Oh, yeah, looky there. 199 00:06:57,525 --> 00:06:58,663 Isn't she smart? 200 00:06:58,767 --> 00:06:59,456 Whoa. 201 00:07:02,043 --> 00:07:03,767 What if I was like, this is the carpet of my dreams? 202 00:07:03,870 --> 00:07:05,146 CHIP: We'll put this back then. 203 00:07:05,249 --> 00:07:07,318 Oh jeez, I didn't know that. 204 00:07:07,422 --> 00:07:08,974 Sorry about that, John. 205 00:07:09,077 --> 00:07:10,422 JOANNA: So John, while he's fixing that-- 206 00:07:10,525 --> 00:07:11,422 JOHN: Yes. 207 00:07:11,525 --> 00:07:12,456 JOANNA: --would this be your office? 208 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,353 JOHN: I definitely need a home office. 209 00:07:14,456 --> 00:07:15,353 JOANNA: OK. 210 00:07:15,456 --> 00:07:16,560 What do you think about a big desk, 211 00:07:16,663 --> 00:07:18,318 and him being able to look out that front window 212 00:07:18,422 --> 00:07:20,353 and, and kind of almost people watch in a sense. 213 00:07:20,456 --> 00:07:21,180 Yeah. 214 00:07:21,284 --> 00:07:22,180 I love this window. 215 00:07:22,284 --> 00:07:23,249 JOANNA: This window. 216 00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:24,801 JOHN: But if-- say this wall wasn't here, 217 00:07:24,905 --> 00:07:26,387 I don't know how I would feel about people being 218 00:07:26,491 --> 00:07:27,698 able to look into my house. 219 00:07:27,801 --> 00:07:29,939 JOANNA: Well, you can just do some shades or something. 220 00:07:30,043 --> 00:07:31,353 Just put, like, mirrors on the outside, 221 00:07:31,456 --> 00:07:32,767 like you're one of those questioning rooms. 222 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:33,732 CHIP: Yeah. 223 00:07:33,836 --> 00:07:35,077 JOANNA: OK, let's step over here. 224 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:36,801 I want to get a full picture of what's on the other side. 225 00:07:39,008 --> 00:07:40,318 When you're in this space, do you 226 00:07:40,422 --> 00:07:42,491 want to be able to see the window of your dreams 227 00:07:42,594 --> 00:07:44,939 and the kitchen of your dreams, or do you want 228 00:07:45,043 --> 00:07:46,422 little, closed off sections? 229 00:07:46,525 --> 00:07:47,767 JOHN: When I'm in this room, I would love 230 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:48,939 to see the TV of my dreams. 231 00:07:49,043 --> 00:07:49,767 [laughs] 232 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,939 Like, no, I don't like it as is. 233 00:07:53,043 --> 00:07:55,111 It's weird for me not to be able to see the kitchen 234 00:07:55,215 --> 00:07:56,767 from the living area. 235 00:07:56,870 --> 00:07:57,939 JOANNA: Yeah. 236 00:07:58,043 --> 00:07:59,284 So for sure that wall, I would say, goes away. 237 00:07:59,387 --> 00:08:00,387 JOHN: That's sounds awesome. 238 00:08:00,491 --> 00:08:01,836 JOANNA: I'd keep the fireplace, it's cute. 239 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,663 JOHN: I definitely want to, I definitely want to keep it. 240 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,284 Just redesignate it? 241 00:08:05,387 --> 00:08:06,491 JOHN: Yeah. 242 00:08:06,594 --> 00:08:09,353 Maybe square off the lines and add a new hearth, 243 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,870 and then create an accent wall to where it's 244 00:08:11,974 --> 00:08:13,836 all kind of the same, so it's just not this, 245 00:08:13,939 --> 00:08:15,594 like, little fireplace in the corner. 246 00:08:15,698 --> 00:08:16,594 JOHN: I love that. 247 00:08:16,698 --> 00:08:17,939 JOANNA: For your office, I would want 248 00:08:18,043 --> 00:08:21,594 to do something architectural here, where it is a wall, 249 00:08:21,698 --> 00:08:23,318 but it's a see-through wall. 250 00:08:23,422 --> 00:08:26,629 You can see into his office in a really cool way, where 251 00:08:26,732 --> 00:08:28,525 it's like metal and glass. 252 00:08:28,629 --> 00:08:29,767 CHIP: Sure. 253 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:31,146 JOANNA: I just feel like that's kind of your vibe. 254 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,387 JOHN: Yes, I love that. 255 00:08:32,491 --> 00:08:34,698 JOANNA: And it'll take this traditional kind of feel 256 00:08:34,801 --> 00:08:36,179 out of here and make this feel more 257 00:08:36,284 --> 00:08:37,801 modern right when you walk in. 258 00:08:37,904 --> 00:08:38,974 JOHN: I'm open to that. 259 00:08:39,077 --> 00:08:40,904 Even though people can see you from the street? 260 00:08:41,008 --> 00:08:42,249 - Yes. - OK. 261 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:43,145 I want to see the kitchen. 262 00:08:43,249 --> 00:08:45,284 The kitchen, all right. 263 00:08:45,387 --> 00:08:48,974 I would imagine it was probably redone in the '90s-ish. 264 00:08:49,077 --> 00:08:49,939 JOANNA: Yeah. 265 00:08:50,043 --> 00:08:51,180 JOHN: But when I envision a kitchen-- 266 00:08:51,284 --> 00:08:51,836 JOANNA: Well where is their dining? 267 00:08:51,939 --> 00:08:52,905 JOHN: I know. 268 00:08:53,008 --> 00:08:54,560 Like where's their little eating nook? 269 00:08:54,663 --> 00:08:57,905 Well, I was-- that's why I was thinking 270 00:08:58,008 --> 00:09:00,215 when you walk into this room-- 271 00:09:00,318 --> 00:09:01,353 JOANNA: What is that? 272 00:09:01,456 --> 00:09:04,077 JOHN: --which had been used as an office, 273 00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:09,249 I wonder if there was a way to combine this with the kitchen? 274 00:09:09,353 --> 00:09:10,560 JOANNA: Here, move in there. Let me see. 275 00:09:10,663 --> 00:09:11,974 JOHN: I spend a lot of time in the kitchen. 276 00:09:12,077 --> 00:09:14,353 JOANNA: Ooh, feels like a large pantry. 277 00:09:14,456 --> 00:09:18,491 Like a pantry, slash, home office. 278 00:09:18,594 --> 00:09:21,422 I know I mentioned that I'm not, like, a dining room person-- 279 00:09:21,525 --> 00:09:22,594 JOANNA: Yeah, but you need a table. 280 00:09:22,698 --> 00:09:23,836 --but I need a place to eat. CHIP: Yeah. 281 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:26,663 And so do you think this wall can be taken down? 282 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,560 JOANNA: Oh, all this seems like it's added. 283 00:09:28,663 --> 00:09:30,008 Added on. 284 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:30,801 Yeah, well-- 285 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:31,939 What? 286 00:09:32,043 --> 00:09:33,387 There's a pretty awesome pencil sharpener. 287 00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:34,836 I cannot believe this, babe. 288 00:09:34,939 --> 00:09:36,146 I have been looking for one of these. 289 00:09:36,249 --> 00:09:37,284 JOANNA: This is ironic. 290 00:09:37,387 --> 00:09:37,801 JOHN: You don't want, like, an electric one? 291 00:09:37,905 --> 00:09:38,801 JOANNA: No. 292 00:09:38,905 --> 00:09:39,905 He's bought two now that are, like, 293 00:09:40,008 --> 00:09:41,146 really new and dorky looking-- 294 00:09:41,249 --> 00:09:42,077 And they don't work. 295 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,491 JOANNA: --and I said the only one 296 00:09:43,594 --> 00:09:46,215 we can have in the main space is one that's, like, a vintage-- 297 00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:47,043 JOHN: Well then, yeah. 298 00:09:47,146 --> 00:09:48,146 --so there you go. 299 00:09:48,249 --> 00:09:50,043 OK, so I would say these walls can come down. 300 00:09:50,146 --> 00:09:51,215 JOHN: That's great. 301 00:09:51,318 --> 00:09:52,767 JOANNA: And then I'd really open up the space, 302 00:09:52,870 --> 00:09:54,215 and then we can add new flooring, 303 00:09:54,318 --> 00:09:57,560 the built-in shelving, and then all new paint. 304 00:09:57,663 --> 00:10:03,456 Are you OK if all this is open, and then I lose the window? 305 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,353 Uh-huh. 306 00:10:04,456 --> 00:10:05,353 - Let me tell you why. - Yes. 307 00:10:05,456 --> 00:10:06,525 Because if I'm taking this wall out, 308 00:10:06,629 --> 00:10:08,111 look how many cabinets are going away. 309 00:10:08,215 --> 00:10:12,629 So I'm going to need that back wall for cabinetry. 310 00:10:12,732 --> 00:10:14,491 But I can kind of see it, and I feel 311 00:10:14,594 --> 00:10:16,905 like this is a great kitchen for you where you're 312 00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:18,594 going to love to entertain. 313 00:10:18,698 --> 00:10:19,939 You're going to let your guests stay til, 314 00:10:20,043 --> 00:10:21,801 like, 9:30 after I'm done with this house. 315 00:10:21,905 --> 00:10:23,456 That's my goal. 316 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,974 OK, let's take a look at your bedroom. 317 00:10:26,077 --> 00:10:27,560 OK. 318 00:10:27,663 --> 00:10:30,043 All right, so this would be my bedroom. 319 00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:31,215 JOANNA: OK. 320 00:10:31,318 --> 00:10:32,491 And I wonder if-- 321 00:10:32,594 --> 00:10:34,836 Sweet John gave me his nutcracker. 322 00:10:34,939 --> 00:10:36,422 JOANNA: What are you doing here? 323 00:10:36,525 --> 00:10:37,525 This is amazing! 324 00:10:37,629 --> 00:10:38,905 None of that stuff fits in your pocket. 325 00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:42,215 OK, are you thinking beds go under here with the spotlights? 326 00:10:42,318 --> 00:10:45,594 JOHN: I need my bed to be facing the direction of my doorway. 327 00:10:45,698 --> 00:10:48,318 So if someone comes in and tries to murder me, 328 00:10:48,422 --> 00:10:49,560 I get to see them first. 329 00:10:49,663 --> 00:10:50,594 OK. 330 00:10:50,698 --> 00:10:52,008 JOANNA: So your bed would go here. 331 00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:52,801 I think so. 332 00:10:52,905 --> 00:10:53,870 JOANNA: OK. 333 00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:55,836 I would love to do, like, nightstands, 334 00:10:55,939 --> 00:10:57,870 some type of texture on the walls, 335 00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:00,387 and add new flooring and paint. 336 00:11:00,491 --> 00:11:01,801 JOHN: So the one thing that did stick 337 00:11:01,905 --> 00:11:05,284 out to me when I first looked at this room is my bathroom. 338 00:11:05,387 --> 00:11:07,008 JOANNA: Your bathroom is tiny. 339 00:11:07,111 --> 00:11:08,491 CHIP: Dang, this thing is tiny. 340 00:11:08,594 --> 00:11:11,284 This is like a Beverly Hills-size closet. 341 00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:12,560 It's enormous. 342 00:11:12,663 --> 00:11:14,353 JOANNA: What if we just switcheroo? 343 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,043 JOHN: If you could figure out how to switch these, 344 00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:18,387 you'd be my hero. 345 00:11:18,491 --> 00:11:20,353 Now, here's where the decision making, really the rubber 346 00:11:20,456 --> 00:11:21,560 meets the road. 347 00:11:21,663 --> 00:11:23,249 When you move plumbing and you move electrical-- 348 00:11:23,353 --> 00:11:24,249 JOANNA: Because this is concrete. 349 00:11:24,353 --> 00:11:25,215 CHIP: --and all these bits and pieces, 350 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,594 even though it's not a long distance, 351 00:11:26,698 --> 00:11:29,043 it's still going to cost real money to move that plumbing 352 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,353 from point A to point B. So I just want you to take 353 00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:33,594 into consideration, that movement from point 354 00:11:33,698 --> 00:11:36,215 A to point B could be $10,000. 355 00:11:36,318 --> 00:11:41,111 I would be hard pressed to find, in my opinion, a better 356 00:11:41,215 --> 00:11:42,043 use of-- 357 00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:42,801 OK, good. 358 00:11:42,905 --> 00:11:43,939 --that money. 359 00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:45,387 Then I say let's plug that into the budget 360 00:11:45,491 --> 00:11:46,836 and let's make it happen. 361 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,111 JOANNA: We can definitely swap out 362 00:11:48,215 --> 00:11:50,249 the bathroom with your closet, and this will give you 363 00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:52,456 a lot more space for a full sized shower, 364 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,146 all the storage that you need, and then 365 00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:55,111 I would put a window in here. 366 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,767 I feel like you need some light. 367 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:59,043 So take us to the backyard, because I want to see what 368 00:11:59,146 --> 00:12:00,043 you're going to be looking at. 369 00:12:00,146 --> 00:12:01,180 OK. 370 00:12:01,284 --> 00:12:04,215 CHIP: John, this is a great house. 371 00:12:04,318 --> 00:12:05,525 And then it just keeps getting better. 372 00:12:05,629 --> 00:12:06,353 This is the backyard? 373 00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:07,146 JOANNA: Look how cute. 374 00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:08,111 Wait, go that way. 375 00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:09,698 John, this is perfect. 376 00:12:09,801 --> 00:12:11,525 CHIP: This yard is gorgeous. 377 00:12:11,629 --> 00:12:14,387 JOHN: And not a ton of space that I have to mow, 378 00:12:14,491 --> 00:12:15,215 because that's-- 379 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,525 I'm not that. I mean-- 380 00:12:16,629 --> 00:12:17,663 JOANNA: I love to watch you mowing. 381 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:18,698 I know I was-- 382 00:12:18,801 --> 00:12:20,594 Can you hold your pencil sharpener? 383 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,525 I stole this. 384 00:12:22,629 --> 00:12:25,008 I stole this when John wasn't looking. 385 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,387 It's the pencil sharpener. 386 00:12:27,732 --> 00:12:28,870 And I-- and this thing. 387 00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:29,663 Gross. 388 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:34,008 It's broken. 389 00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:36,146 JOANNA: OK, this is where things get real, John. 390 00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:37,146 OK. 391 00:12:37,249 --> 00:12:38,146 JOANNA: I want to know, like, what's 392 00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:39,318 priority, what's your budget? 393 00:12:39,422 --> 00:12:40,905 Do you have a budget? 394 00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:42,043 I have a range. 395 00:12:42,146 --> 00:12:42,974 JOANNA: I like that. 396 00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:43,905 Give me a range. 397 00:12:44,008 --> 00:12:45,387 JOHN: I would say anywhere between 398 00:12:45,491 --> 00:12:49,525 $50,000 and $75,000-ish. 399 00:12:49,629 --> 00:12:51,353 JOANNA: OK, what are the top three? 400 00:12:51,456 --> 00:12:52,836 The bathroom closet switch. 401 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:53,836 Yeah. 402 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:57,767 The kitchen, and those unique kind 403 00:12:57,870 --> 00:12:59,939 of architectural things to modernize it a little bit. 404 00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:01,146 I think that would be really good. 405 00:13:01,249 --> 00:13:03,491 So kind of the office to the living room. 406 00:13:03,594 --> 00:13:04,974 He's going to get this thing measured for me. 407 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,249 We're going to start sketching some stuff. 408 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,698 And then me and you need to get together-- 409 00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:09,249 CHIP: We're going to give you some options. 410 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,284 --and just figure out budget and design. 411 00:13:11,387 --> 00:13:12,905 CHIP: You picked a winner, dude. 412 00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:14,111 JOANNA: Way to go, homeowner. 413 00:13:14,215 --> 00:13:15,111 Thank you. 414 00:13:15,215 --> 00:13:16,905 CHIP: John, the first time home buyer, 415 00:13:17,008 --> 00:13:19,767 literally showed the rest of the world how it's done. 416 00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:21,111 Proud of you, John. 417 00:13:21,215 --> 00:13:22,939 CHIP: All right, well, get back to work. 418 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,491 Quit screwing around. 419 00:13:24,594 --> 00:13:25,560 My phone's ringing so much. 420 00:13:25,663 --> 00:13:26,353 JOANNA: Thanks, John. 421 00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:27,422 Thank you. 422 00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,008 JOANNA: I'm excited about John's house. 423 00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:31,318 I feel like this house seems solid. 424 00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:32,594 And so, for the most part-- 425 00:13:32,698 --> 00:13:34,249 - Roof is great, foundation's-- - --is design. 426 00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:35,491 --great. 427 00:13:35,594 --> 00:13:37,111 A little bit of flooring, a little bit of paint. 428 00:13:37,215 --> 00:13:40,077 I mean, this is one of these first time home buyer's cream. 429 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:40,870 JOANNA: Yeah. 430 00:13:40,974 --> 00:13:42,077 CHIP: You'll do your part. 431 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:43,215 My part will be easy. 432 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:46,491 If you'll hurry up and-- 433 00:13:46,594 --> 00:13:47,284 Jo? 434 00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:49,560 JOANNA: What? 435 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,456 We're done. 436 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,249 Oh. 437 00:13:52,836 --> 00:13:54,146 John, can I use your bathroom? 438 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:10,870 CHIP: We're at John's house. 439 00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:12,353 We're ready to get after it. 440 00:14:12,456 --> 00:14:13,905 This is going to be like a cakewalk. 441 00:14:14,008 --> 00:14:16,387 Demo day is like second nature to me. 442 00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:17,870 Me and the boys are going to have fun today. 443 00:14:20,146 --> 00:14:20,836 Head's up. 444 00:14:20,939 --> 00:14:23,146 I work harder, not smarter. 445 00:14:24,353 --> 00:14:25,043 That's true. 446 00:14:26,663 --> 00:14:28,663 I have nothing to say after that. 447 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:32,249 Demo and taking down walls are very subjective. 448 00:14:32,353 --> 00:14:35,318 I've demoed walls in California, they do it like this. 449 00:14:35,422 --> 00:14:37,870 They do it completely backwards, everything is backwards. 450 00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:39,905 You just constantly run into the wall backwards. 451 00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:41,663 That's how they do it in California. 452 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,422 On the East Coast, you go to New York, 453 00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:44,560 here's how they demo walls. 454 00:14:46,663 --> 00:14:47,905 It's totally different. 455 00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,215 This is how we do it in Texas, OK? 456 00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:51,870 I just take the two-point stance. 457 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:52,663 Ah! 458 00:14:56,111 --> 00:15:00,594 Step back, recuperate from any injuries that may have occurred 459 00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:05,249 through the process, and let me see if we can 460 00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:06,801 go back the other direction. 461 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:09,905 Everybody, C4, coming through. 462 00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:10,698 Ooh! 463 00:15:13,836 --> 00:15:17,698 Sometimes you want to sit here, and catch your breath, 464 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,629 think about what you could have done differently. 465 00:15:19,732 --> 00:15:21,249 But I will say it's subjective. 466 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,456 Everybody, everybody does it different. 467 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,974 It's a smaller house, but the demo is great. 468 00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:29,525 We're taking out wall number one. 469 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,629 We're taking out half-wall number two. 470 00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,215 We're taking out wall number three, 471 00:15:33,318 --> 00:15:35,905 wall number four, the entire kitchen. 472 00:15:36,008 --> 00:15:37,353 The bathrooms are gutted. 473 00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:38,974 So it seems like a small project, 474 00:15:39,077 --> 00:15:40,974 but there's a lot on to-do list. 475 00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:45,974 CHIP: I've never exerted so much energy 476 00:15:46,077 --> 00:15:48,043 and accomplished so little in my entire life. 477 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,698 All right, boys, I'm gonna take a water break, 478 00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:54,629 but I expect each of you to continue to work. 479 00:15:54,732 --> 00:15:55,974 OK. 480 00:15:56,077 --> 00:15:56,905 CHIP: I'm just kidding. 481 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:05,353 [MUSIC - SCOTT HIRSCH, "NOTHING BUT TIME"] 482 00:16:05,456 --> 00:16:10,870 [SINGING] Ricky's down on 10th Street, back on the East Coast. 483 00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:15,422 She moves real slow now. 484 00:16:15,525 --> 00:16:18,870 Don't want to stir up those ghosts. 485 00:16:18,974 --> 00:16:23,801 Ooh, nothing but time. 486 00:16:23,905 --> 00:16:25,146 Hi, John. 487 00:16:25,249 --> 00:16:25,939 Hey. 488 00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,387 I like your colors today. 489 00:16:27,491 --> 00:16:29,180 Oh, thank you. 490 00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:30,111 How are you feeling? 491 00:16:30,215 --> 00:16:30,905 I feel good. 492 00:16:31,008 --> 00:16:32,594 I'm very excited. 493 00:16:32,698 --> 00:16:33,836 First question. 494 00:16:33,939 --> 00:16:34,767 OK. 495 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,180 Are you a sneaky kind of person? 496 00:16:36,284 --> 00:16:37,284 Like, do you drive by the house? 497 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,525 Like implying like have I seen my house? 498 00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:39,905 JOANNA: Yes. - No, I haven't. 499 00:16:40,008 --> 00:16:41,491 And I'll tell you, this is one of the only times in my life 500 00:16:41,594 --> 00:16:43,043 where I actually have absolutely no idea. 501 00:16:43,146 --> 00:16:45,043 Is that freaking you out because you have no control? 502 00:16:45,146 --> 00:16:45,836 Yes. 503 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:46,629 OK. 504 00:16:46,732 --> 00:16:47,870 So you know. 505 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,249 I'm going to start here. 506 00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:53,491 This is the plan, so you can understand how we are shaping 507 00:16:53,594 --> 00:16:56,905 your house, and so that when I show you some renderings, 508 00:16:57,008 --> 00:16:58,905 you'll get the placement. 509 00:16:59,008 --> 00:17:03,284 So we're going to replace these windows, and then-- go ahead. 510 00:17:03,387 --> 00:17:04,353 Where is the front door. 511 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:05,215 Right there. 512 00:17:05,318 --> 00:17:06,248 OK, this is so embarrassing. 513 00:17:06,353 --> 00:17:07,248 JOANNA: It's not embarrassing! 514 00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:08,593 JOHN: All right, OK, I can see it. 515 00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:09,421 OK. 516 00:17:09,525 --> 00:17:11,801 Let me get the renderings. 517 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,905 And John, help me, because if there's anything in here 518 00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:15,732 that you're like, I don't want this, 519 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,387 this is where it gets interactive. 520 00:17:17,491 --> 00:17:19,698 But I wanted to show you-- you kind of just said Jo, design 521 00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:23,318 it, so do, do, start here. 522 00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:24,318 OK. 523 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:25,491 JOANNA: This is your office. 524 00:17:25,593 --> 00:17:26,662 JOHN: That's so cool. 525 00:17:26,766 --> 00:17:29,284 JOANNA: This is dark walnut, so that top layer, 526 00:17:29,387 --> 00:17:31,870 that's this gorgeous wood, and this 527 00:17:31,974 --> 00:17:34,525 is all dark walnut paneling. 528 00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:37,353 This is a really sweet metal structure that I'm going 529 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,077 to have my friend Lonnie build. 530 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,732 That is my favorite thing about your house. 531 00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:41,732 I love it. 532 00:17:41,836 --> 00:17:43,215 The floors will be a little lighter, 533 00:17:43,318 --> 00:17:44,974 so it'll be kind of like a play on-- you 534 00:17:45,077 --> 00:17:47,008 see there's, that's the walnut color. 535 00:17:47,111 --> 00:17:48,594 We're messing with the stain right now. 536 00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:50,249 But as you see, there's a little honey in there. 537 00:17:50,353 --> 00:17:52,215 All your cabinetry will be walnut. 538 00:17:52,318 --> 00:17:53,249 OK. 539 00:17:53,353 --> 00:17:54,560 JOANNA: Your seating, in my opinion, 540 00:17:54,663 --> 00:17:56,905 would be like your big sofa, two chairs, coffee table. 541 00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:58,043 JOHN: OK. 542 00:17:58,146 --> 00:17:59,180 JOANNA: So now you can see into the kitchen. 543 00:17:59,284 --> 00:18:00,353 Remember there's a half-wall. 544 00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:01,629 JOHN: Right. 545 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,422 JOANNA: Black windows, and then that is what I'm 546 00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:04,387 going to put on your windows-- 547 00:18:04,491 --> 00:18:05,215 Oh, cool. 548 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,801 --so that you-- 549 00:18:06,905 --> 00:18:08,422 Oh, I get the direction we're moving here. 550 00:18:08,525 --> 00:18:09,249 Do you feel it? 551 00:18:09,353 --> 00:18:10,284 Yes, I do. 552 00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:11,387 I literally would not change anything. 553 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,215 OK. 554 00:18:12,318 --> 00:18:13,387 I really wouldn't. 555 00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:14,284 You kitchen. 556 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:15,905 Oh, my goodness. 557 00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:17,698 JOANNA: I wanted to do an asymmetrical island so it 558 00:18:17,801 --> 00:18:19,043 didn't feel too traditional. 559 00:18:19,146 --> 00:18:20,939 It's just a beautiful contrast when 560 00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:24,698 you see this walnut wood, light marble, this black steel 561 00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:25,525 vent hood. 562 00:18:25,629 --> 00:18:26,525 You've got your pot-filler. 563 00:18:26,629 --> 00:18:27,318 JOHN: Wait, what is it? 564 00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:28,491 JOANNA: That's a pot-filler. 565 00:18:28,594 --> 00:18:29,422 You really don't know what that is? 566 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,215 Wait, I don't even want to tell 567 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:30,974 you what I thought that was. 568 00:18:32,491 --> 00:18:34,836 I thought that it was for steam. 569 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,249 Well, it's a close. 570 00:18:36,353 --> 00:18:37,698 Like when you go to, like, a coffee shop, and they have to, 571 00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:38,353 like-- 572 00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:39,284 And you steam it? 573 00:18:39,387 --> 00:18:40,043 Oh, that's very nice and high end. 574 00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:41,491 That is so embarrassing. 575 00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:42,870 This is because-- 576 00:18:42,974 --> 00:18:44,801 Oh, so I don't have to carry the pot all the way over-- 577 00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:45,974 Look how far you'd have to go-- 578 00:18:46,077 --> 00:18:46,870 - Oh, that's amazing. - --from the kitchen. 579 00:18:46,974 --> 00:18:48,767 JOHN: I for sure want to keep that. 580 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:50,353 JOANNA: This is going to be a great kitchen. 581 00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:52,180 I'm so-- 582 00:18:52,284 --> 00:18:53,180 I mean, it looks amazing. 583 00:18:53,284 --> 00:18:54,525 JOANNA: So, this is your bedroom. 584 00:18:54,629 --> 00:18:55,939 JOHN: OK. 585 00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:57,836 JOANNA: Closet, bathroom. 586 00:18:57,939 --> 00:18:58,870 JOHN: OK. 587 00:18:58,974 --> 00:19:00,077 JOANNA: This is, to me, the best place 588 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,698 to put your bed, because you've got a window right 589 00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:04,594 here leading into the bathroom. 590 00:19:04,698 --> 00:19:05,491 I'm so excited. 591 00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:06,456 That's a nice bathroom. 592 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,491 Last but not least, walking in here. 593 00:19:08,594 --> 00:19:09,560 This is walnut. 594 00:19:11,629 --> 00:19:14,456 This flooring is this marble. 595 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,629 The wall is black tile. 596 00:19:16,732 --> 00:19:19,594 JOHN: I love the accent with, like, the walnut and the black. 597 00:19:19,698 --> 00:19:21,043 I know you've mentioned before that there's, 598 00:19:21,146 --> 00:19:22,249 like, storage in the bathroom. 599 00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:24,077 Is this the bathroom storage, or is there-- 600 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,629 JOANNA: So, by storage, it's like layers of towels, 601 00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:29,077 any of your product, whatever. 602 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:31,111 When I walk into the bathroom every morning-- 603 00:19:31,215 --> 00:19:32,180 JOANNA: Yeah. 604 00:19:32,284 --> 00:19:33,387 JOHN: --instead of taking 10 minutes for me 605 00:19:33,491 --> 00:19:35,905 to be in a bad mood, it will take five, because I'll 606 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,146 see things that are messy. 607 00:19:38,249 --> 00:19:40,836 JOANNA: So this is going to stress you out, 608 00:19:40,939 --> 00:19:44,387 I could do this nice linen closet in there, where 609 00:19:44,491 --> 00:19:47,008 it's two doors, two doors. 610 00:19:47,111 --> 00:19:48,491 Yeah, I like that. 611 00:19:48,594 --> 00:19:50,525 JOANNA: So I feel like I got a 90 because I'm 612 00:19:50,629 --> 00:19:51,732 taking this part off. 613 00:19:51,836 --> 00:19:54,525 You took 10 points off for a shelf in a bathroom? 614 00:19:54,629 --> 00:19:55,663 Well, I would-- 615 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:56,939 Well, what would you, what would you give? 616 00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:57,732 What's the score? 617 00:19:57,836 --> 00:19:58,732 A 98. 618 00:19:58,836 --> 00:19:59,974 OK, fine. 619 00:20:00,077 --> 00:20:01,767 I'll give myself a 95%. 620 00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:02,594 OK. 621 00:20:02,698 --> 00:20:04,077 I cannot wait. JOANNA: OK. 622 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:04,870 Thank you, John. 623 00:20:04,974 --> 00:20:05,836 That you. 624 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:06,629 Get your phone. 625 00:20:09,146 --> 00:20:11,836 The first sketch that she showed me was the office, 626 00:20:11,939 --> 00:20:14,939 and it kind of just blew my mind. 627 00:20:15,043 --> 00:20:17,456 One of the benefits of working for Chip and Jo 628 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,077 is that we spend so much time together that they really 629 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,387 get a sense of my style, my taste, what I like, 630 00:20:22,491 --> 00:20:25,491 what I don't like, and it's really reflected in this house. 631 00:20:25,594 --> 00:20:28,525 If I can move in today, I would move in today. 632 00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:30,215 I cannot wait to see the house when it's finished. 633 00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:39,905 CHIP: Now that demo's done over here at John's project, 634 00:20:40,008 --> 00:20:42,594 we're making some headway relocating the bathroom. 635 00:20:42,698 --> 00:20:45,422 We've rerouted the plumbing, we're adding some siding 636 00:20:45,525 --> 00:20:48,422 to the gable, and we're installing the land beam which 637 00:20:48,525 --> 00:20:49,732 is going to really support the ceiling 638 00:20:49,836 --> 00:20:51,353 over there by the pony wall. 639 00:20:51,456 --> 00:20:53,801 But we have run into an issue that's going to require 640 00:20:53,905 --> 00:20:55,560 a little more design muscle. 641 00:20:59,663 --> 00:21:01,767 How high off the ground is it over there would you say? 642 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:04,387 I would say seven inches. 643 00:21:04,491 --> 00:21:05,560 CHIP: Oh, is it that much? JOANNA: Yeah. 644 00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:06,422 Watch this. 645 00:21:07,318 --> 00:21:08,008 JOANNA: Babe. 646 00:21:10,801 --> 00:21:11,836 Is it seven inches? 647 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:12,629 JOANNA: Yes. 648 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,629 Golly. 649 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,456 JOANNA: Huh. 650 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,284 CHIP: Woo. 651 00:21:16,387 --> 00:21:17,180 You're strong. 652 00:21:17,284 --> 00:21:19,387 CHIP: I told you! 653 00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:20,836 That was impressive, but you don't 654 00:21:20,939 --> 00:21:22,111 have to impress me like that. 655 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,422 I know you're pretty freak-- you're 656 00:21:23,525 --> 00:21:24,870 kind of freakishly strong. 657 00:21:24,974 --> 00:21:29,043 Baby, bulls don't want to stop impressing the ladies. 658 00:21:29,146 --> 00:21:32,525 But why am I here, to show me that you can lift the lam beam? 659 00:21:32,629 --> 00:21:33,974 CHIP: Babe, I could do that all day long. 660 00:21:34,077 --> 00:21:34,801 OK, I believe it. 661 00:21:34,905 --> 00:21:35,663 Now show me why I'm really here. 662 00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:39,215 I don't, I don't really want to talk about it. 663 00:21:41,111 --> 00:21:42,077 Just take me in there. 664 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:44,077 CHIP: Go over by the fireplace. 665 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:45,525 We took this wall out. 666 00:21:45,629 --> 00:21:47,387 This is a load-bearing wall. 667 00:21:47,491 --> 00:21:51,456 This is a temporary wall to hold the support of this ceiling. 668 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,180 So we've got to put a beam to support all these joists. 669 00:21:54,284 --> 00:21:55,560 JOANNA: Wow. 670 00:21:55,663 --> 00:21:58,387 CHIP: And my question here was, this could either drop down 671 00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,905 and be decorative, or it can go up and be 672 00:22:01,008 --> 00:22:02,284 invisible above the drywall. 673 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:05,215 Ooh, that's fun that you're letting me make this decision. 674 00:22:05,318 --> 00:22:08,387 I wanted to include you in this very complicated decision. 675 00:22:08,491 --> 00:22:09,215 OK, hold on. 676 00:22:09,318 --> 00:22:11,077 Let me think about this. 677 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:12,491 So I think it's a no brainer, but I-- 678 00:22:12,594 --> 00:22:13,905 What do you think? 679 00:22:14,008 --> 00:22:16,146 I think it should go above the drywall and be invisible. 680 00:22:16,249 --> 00:22:17,180 OK. 681 00:22:17,284 --> 00:22:18,215 I think it needs to go in the ceiling. 682 00:22:18,318 --> 00:22:19,318 These ceilings-- CHIP: Right? 683 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,663 --are so low, I don't need anything else-- 684 00:22:20,767 --> 00:22:21,594 CHIP: Well, babe, I'm gonna start making these decisions 685 00:22:21,698 --> 00:22:22,594 on my own a lot. 686 00:22:22,698 --> 00:22:23,525 Well no, I appreciate the call-- 687 00:22:23,629 --> 00:22:24,491 Oh. 688 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,732 --but I'm just saying, good call. 689 00:22:25,836 --> 00:22:26,939 So we happen to be on the same page in this case. 690 00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:27,974 We're on the same page. 691 00:22:28,077 --> 00:22:29,043 OK, I got to go. CHIP: Listen-- 692 00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:30,629 Put that in the ceiling-- CHIP: --you go-- 693 00:22:30,732 --> 00:22:32,077 I got to go. 694 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:32,974 --but I'm gonna go pick this up one more time, just for fun. 695 00:22:33,077 --> 00:22:34,043 JOANNA: You don't need to do that. 696 00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:34,836 You want to watch? 697 00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:36,077 JOANNA: No, Chip. 698 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,905 I was just a little curious, especially 699 00:22:38,008 --> 00:22:41,111 on the kitchen beam, did you potentially want to drop that 700 00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:43,594 below the drywall so that it can be decorative, 701 00:22:43,698 --> 00:22:45,629 which is why I wanted to bring you over here. 702 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,491 But really it was just to see you. 703 00:22:47,594 --> 00:22:48,870 I appreciate that. 704 00:22:48,974 --> 00:22:50,077 We don't get to see each other as much as we used to-- 705 00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:51,491 That's not true. 706 00:22:51,594 --> 00:22:52,491 --so I have to call you and to be like, oh, it's an emergency. 707 00:22:52,594 --> 00:22:53,594 There's a design question. 708 00:22:53,698 --> 00:22:55,767 Come over here to John's house. 709 00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:58,318 Sometimes I just need to see you and to be together with you. 710 00:23:02,491 --> 00:23:03,284 You know what I'm saying? 711 00:23:03,387 --> 00:23:04,043 I hear you! 712 00:23:05,491 --> 00:23:06,629 Because five babies isn't that many. 713 00:23:06,732 --> 00:23:07,422 Oh, gosh. 714 00:23:14,663 --> 00:23:15,801 Let's prank John. 715 00:23:15,905 --> 00:23:18,077 [cellphone ringing] 716 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:18,974 JOHN [ON PHONE]: Hello? 717 00:23:19,077 --> 00:23:20,353 Hey, John, this is Joanna. 718 00:23:20,456 --> 00:23:21,146 Bad news. 719 00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,008 JOHN [ON PHONE]: OK, what's up? 720 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:28,284 So you know in your kitchen where that stove and-- 721 00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:29,663 Bad news. 722 00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:32,767 --and microwave was, that wall that was like the half-wall? 723 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:33,905 JOHN [ON PHONE]: Yes. 724 00:23:34,008 --> 00:23:35,939 So because it was a half-wall, we assumed-- 725 00:23:36,043 --> 00:23:37,249 Did you ever see Superman? 726 00:23:37,353 --> 00:23:38,043 For real, stop it. 727 00:23:38,146 --> 00:23:38,836 This is Eric. 728 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:40,043 This is really Jo. 729 00:23:40,146 --> 00:23:41,732 So we took out that wall, John. 730 00:23:41,836 --> 00:23:43,905 I really swore that was not a load-bearing wall. 731 00:23:44,008 --> 00:23:48,353 It is, in fact, load bearing, so I need another $5,500 from you. 732 00:23:48,456 --> 00:23:49,491 OK, bye. 733 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:50,284 See you later, John. 734 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:52,698 He will just sweat it out. 735 00:23:55,008 --> 00:23:55,767 We love John. 736 00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:56,698 We love John. 737 00:23:56,801 --> 00:23:57,870 We love to chat with John. 738 00:23:57,974 --> 00:23:58,836 New Yorkers are, are-- JOANNA: They're tough. 739 00:23:58,939 --> 00:23:59,974 --unique, you know? [ding] 740 00:24:00,077 --> 00:24:01,560 Oh, that was him texting. 741 00:24:01,663 --> 00:24:02,353 [laughing] 742 00:24:02,456 --> 00:24:04,008 Oh, you? 743 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:04,939 "Are you joking?" 744 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,387 Ah, he's so dumb. 745 00:24:07,491 --> 00:24:08,215 You know? 746 00:24:08,318 --> 00:24:09,008 JOANNA: No. 747 00:24:11,456 --> 00:24:12,146 We got him. 748 00:24:23,836 --> 00:24:26,387 So there's a lot of progress happening at John's. 749 00:24:26,491 --> 00:24:29,284 We've got the pony wall built. We are laying the brick 750 00:24:29,387 --> 00:24:31,560 for the exterior and window. 751 00:24:31,663 --> 00:24:33,767 We've got all the drywall complete. 752 00:24:33,870 --> 00:24:35,456 And today I'm going to meet with Lonnie and Marvin. 753 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,215 They're going to help me with John's office. 754 00:24:37,318 --> 00:24:38,905 And then Chip is finishing up the hearth, 755 00:24:39,008 --> 00:24:40,732 taking off all the moldings and then laying 756 00:24:40,836 --> 00:24:42,698 the brick on the fireplace. 757 00:24:42,801 --> 00:24:45,111 And this thing is really going to start shaping up. 758 00:24:45,215 --> 00:24:48,525 Dang, with that wind machine, you look like a fox. 759 00:24:48,629 --> 00:24:51,284 Jo, this place, once it's started coming together, 760 00:24:51,387 --> 00:24:52,180 it's sharp, right? 761 00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:53,318 - It feels-- - Wassup? 762 00:24:53,422 --> 00:24:54,146 --a lot bigger. 763 00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:57,043 CHIP: Oh, perfect timing. 764 00:24:57,146 --> 00:24:57,836 She was over here-- 765 00:24:57,939 --> 00:24:59,111 JOANNA: He is being a brat. 766 00:24:59,215 --> 00:25:00,939 CHIP: --looking over my shoulder, micromanaging me. 767 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,836 JOANNA: So we've worked with Marvin and Lonnie 768 00:25:02,939 --> 00:25:04,767 for a long time. 769 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:08,663 Basically, Marvin's done all of our cabinet work at the silos, 770 00:25:08,767 --> 00:25:10,318 and all of our houses. 771 00:25:10,422 --> 00:25:12,491 And then Lonnie, he goes way back, too-- 772 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,318 all of our metal work, welding. 773 00:25:15,422 --> 00:25:18,249 And any time I can do a project with both of them together, 774 00:25:18,353 --> 00:25:21,215 it means it's going to be that much more amazing. 775 00:25:21,318 --> 00:25:24,077 OK, so this is John's office, and this is the showstopper. 776 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,422 OK. 777 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,043 JOANNA: Marvin, you're already doing the walnut cabinets. 778 00:25:27,146 --> 00:25:28,146 Correct. 779 00:25:28,249 --> 00:25:31,732 I want the same wood to wrap around this. 780 00:25:31,836 --> 00:25:34,905 And then on this side I want it to just be open shelves 781 00:25:35,008 --> 00:25:36,180 for, like, records. 782 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:38,801 I want to make sure that a record can sit. 783 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:39,801 - Oh, an album. - An album. 784 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:40,594 OK. 785 00:25:40,698 --> 00:25:41,767 A vinyl. 786 00:25:41,870 --> 00:25:44,249 And then this top part will be where I need you 787 00:25:44,353 --> 00:25:46,905 both to kind of join forces-- 788 00:25:47,008 --> 00:25:50,698 like a metal, steel gridded window. 789 00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,594 So Marvin, what are you thinking? 790 00:25:52,698 --> 00:25:55,629 Is this something you just wrap this with with that walnut? 791 00:25:55,732 --> 00:25:58,870 MARVIN: Yeah, like 3/4 panel, a walnut top. 792 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,043 JOANNA: OK. 793 00:26:00,146 --> 00:26:01,732 MARVIN: And then Lonnie would sit, like, on me. 794 00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:03,629 JOANNA: Yep, and then the glass is in the middle. 795 00:26:03,732 --> 00:26:04,525 MARVIN: In the middle, yes. 796 00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:05,387 OK, I think that's it. 797 00:26:05,491 --> 00:26:06,215 All right. 798 00:26:06,318 --> 00:26:07,663 It's just so easy. 799 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:08,836 MARVIN: All right. 800 00:26:08,939 --> 00:26:09,974 Y'all let me know if there's any questions. 801 00:26:10,077 --> 00:26:11,456 I'm going to sneak around. 802 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,974 LONNIE: OK. 803 00:26:13,077 --> 00:26:14,905 CHIP: Any of you boys good at these stilts? 804 00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,077 - No. - No. 805 00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:17,008 LONNIE: Heck no. 806 00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:17,974 This looks-- 807 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:18,939 MARVIN: Are you? 808 00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:20,974 It's, I don't, don't think so, no. 809 00:26:21,077 --> 00:26:22,905 I'm trying to figure out which is the right 810 00:26:23,008 --> 00:26:23,870 and which is the left. 811 00:26:23,974 --> 00:26:24,663 I bet you can't. 812 00:26:24,767 --> 00:26:25,870 JOANNA: Don't! 813 00:26:25,974 --> 00:26:27,456 I can't catch you if you fall. 814 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,077 CHIP: Hey, believe in yourself. 815 00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:30,767 I don't want to believe in myself. 816 00:26:30,870 --> 00:26:32,836 Any project that Chip is in, it's 817 00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:35,353 like there's something in the air that makes him want 818 00:26:35,456 --> 00:26:36,663 to do something really stupid. 819 00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:38,077 CHIP: Babe, look at me. 820 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,594 Will you just spot him. 821 00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:40,491 JOANNA: Hook this one up. 822 00:26:43,146 --> 00:26:45,560 CHIP: These guys make it look extremely easy, 823 00:26:45,663 --> 00:26:49,111 but I do not recommend stilt walking at all. 824 00:26:49,215 --> 00:26:50,422 JOANNA: How do they do it? 825 00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:51,801 I mean, these sheet rock guys are freaking lunatics. 826 00:26:53,215 --> 00:26:55,043 Oh, shoot. 827 00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:57,284 Baby, if I would have fallen in one of those truss 828 00:26:57,387 --> 00:26:58,318 falls, would you have caught me? 829 00:26:58,422 --> 00:26:59,146 Never. 830 00:26:59,249 --> 00:27:00,111 I would have just crumbled. 831 00:27:01,698 --> 00:27:03,111 I'm just saying, I can't catch you like that. 832 00:27:03,215 --> 00:27:04,767 But would you have tried to catch me? 833 00:27:04,870 --> 00:27:05,767 I would have gone like-- 834 00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:06,870 I'd have blocked it, and we would 835 00:27:06,974 --> 00:27:07,939 have just fallen together. 836 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:08,870 Oh, man. 837 00:27:08,974 --> 00:27:09,836 Yeah, that would have been sad. 838 00:27:09,939 --> 00:27:10,663 You've got to catch me like this. 839 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:11,525 I can't do that. 840 00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:13,629 CHIP: Oh hey, look! 841 00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,008 Baby, look. 842 00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:17,111 JOANNA: Hey, just slow-- no one's in a hurry, slow down. 843 00:27:17,215 --> 00:27:18,560 I'll tell you this. 844 00:27:18,663 --> 00:27:19,974 The fact that I got such bad ankles 845 00:27:20,077 --> 00:27:22,353 isn't, it isn't doing me any favors. 846 00:27:22,456 --> 00:27:23,318 OK. 847 00:27:23,422 --> 00:27:24,698 I'm going to get behind you, babe. 848 00:27:24,801 --> 00:27:25,491 OK. 849 00:27:26,318 --> 00:27:27,043 Oh! 850 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:29,594 JOANNA: Don't! 851 00:27:29,698 --> 00:27:30,387 Babe, don't! 852 00:27:31,594 --> 00:27:32,284 Oh, crap. 853 00:27:35,732 --> 00:27:38,491 [laughing] 854 00:27:40,043 --> 00:27:40,836 Oh my god. 855 00:27:40,939 --> 00:27:43,525 OK, oh, oh. 856 00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:44,836 Hold on a second, let me-- 857 00:27:44,939 --> 00:27:45,939 I got to go, babe. 858 00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:47,318 I got stuff to do. - I'm not helping you. 859 00:27:47,422 --> 00:27:48,284 I don't know how to help you! 860 00:27:48,387 --> 00:27:49,422 I do need one favor. 861 00:27:49,525 --> 00:27:51,905 I need you to hold on to the end of this stick, 862 00:27:52,008 --> 00:27:54,422 and I need you to pull, and I mean like a donkey. 863 00:27:54,525 --> 00:27:55,560 OK, giddy up now! 864 00:27:55,663 --> 00:27:56,353 Get on now! 865 00:27:56,456 --> 00:27:57,318 Hyah! 866 00:27:57,422 --> 00:27:58,767 Git now! 867 00:27:58,870 --> 00:27:59,663 Babe, I'm serious. 868 00:28:01,698 --> 00:28:03,801 JOANNA: Oh, my gosh. 869 00:28:03,905 --> 00:28:04,836 Leave him here. 870 00:28:12,008 --> 00:28:14,249 Oh, this is so fun. 871 00:28:14,353 --> 00:28:15,767 OK. 872 00:28:15,870 --> 00:28:17,215 So today I'm with my sister, Mikey. 873 00:28:17,318 --> 00:28:21,629 We are looking for records for John's office so the second 874 00:28:21,732 --> 00:28:24,456 he walks in it really feels like home to John. 875 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,836 So these are all 20% off and they're vintage? 876 00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:27,629 Yep. 877 00:28:27,732 --> 00:28:28,525 Oh, Mikey. 878 00:28:28,629 --> 00:28:29,663 Ooh, that's fun. 879 00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:30,939 So we're going to have two lists. 880 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,870 Well, three lists-- your list, my list and John's list. 881 00:28:33,974 --> 00:28:35,387 Does he like Billy Joel? 882 00:28:35,491 --> 00:28:36,353 He likes-- let me look. 883 00:28:38,939 --> 00:28:40,422 Yes, Billy Joel. 884 00:28:40,525 --> 00:28:42,422 I did ask John for a list. 885 00:28:42,525 --> 00:28:44,215 Dave Matthews is his all-time favorite. 886 00:28:44,318 --> 00:28:45,836 He's been to every Dave Matthew's concert. 887 00:28:45,939 --> 00:28:46,767 That's funny. 888 00:28:46,870 --> 00:28:48,698 Pearl Jam, my personal favorite. 889 00:28:48,801 --> 00:28:52,180 Bob Dylan, Cat Stevens, and then Frank Sinatra. 890 00:28:52,284 --> 00:28:54,836 Elton John for you. 891 00:28:54,939 --> 00:28:56,180 Oh, Simon and Garfunkel. 892 00:28:56,284 --> 00:28:59,387 This is turning into the Jo shopping bee. 893 00:28:59,491 --> 00:29:00,525 Isn't it funny? 894 00:29:00,629 --> 00:29:02,215 I wonder if you can tell someone's personality 895 00:29:02,318 --> 00:29:03,422 by their musical selection. 896 00:29:03,525 --> 00:29:04,284 That's funny. 897 00:29:04,387 --> 00:29:06,318 I found some-- look at this one. 898 00:29:06,422 --> 00:29:07,111 Who is it? 899 00:29:07,215 --> 00:29:08,180 Miles Davis. 900 00:29:08,284 --> 00:29:08,974 Scored. 901 00:29:09,905 --> 00:29:12,456 Ah, Chip would love it in here. 902 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,801 This is like being in an antique store where you're, 903 00:29:14,905 --> 00:29:17,180 like, finding antiques for someone, 904 00:29:17,284 --> 00:29:19,318 but you also find antiques for yourself, 905 00:29:19,422 --> 00:29:20,905 so it's like a win-win. 906 00:29:21,008 --> 00:29:23,870 Coldplay, U2, Dave Matthews-- 907 00:29:23,974 --> 00:29:24,663 Paul Simon? 908 00:29:24,767 --> 00:29:27,560 Paul Simon, yes, thank you. 909 00:29:27,663 --> 00:29:29,629 OK, I think we're good. 910 00:29:29,732 --> 00:29:31,836 Ooh, we got a lot of good ones. 911 00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:33,146 This is so good. 912 00:29:33,249 --> 00:29:36,387 JOANNA: John's going to be feeling good in that office. 913 00:29:36,491 --> 00:29:37,870 It's going to make him more productive. 914 00:29:37,974 --> 00:29:40,008 That's how I justify this entire-- 915 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:41,318 it's like, if this is going to help you 916 00:29:41,422 --> 00:29:43,111 be more productive at work, big mama's 917 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:44,801 gonna buy you some records. - Thank you. 918 00:29:44,905 --> 00:29:45,870 - Thank you. - Bye. 919 00:29:45,974 --> 00:29:46,870 - Bye. - See ya. 920 00:29:56,974 --> 00:29:59,491 JOANNA: So John's house is moving right along. 921 00:29:59,594 --> 00:30:01,387 I mean, right when I stepped in, it's like you can start 922 00:30:01,491 --> 00:30:02,594 seeing-- what are you doing? 923 00:30:02,698 --> 00:30:03,456 I'm sorry. 924 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,456 I had a little spit. - OK. 925 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,284 And, uh-- 926 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,146 What's in your mouth? 927 00:30:07,353 --> 00:30:08,043 Nothing. 928 00:30:10,318 --> 00:30:11,008 Spit it out. 929 00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:12,870 No. 930 00:30:12,974 --> 00:30:13,663 Spit it out. 931 00:30:19,801 --> 00:30:20,491 OK, go ahead. 932 00:30:20,594 --> 00:30:21,318 OK. 933 00:30:21,422 --> 00:30:22,870 It's a tile spacer. 934 00:30:22,974 --> 00:30:24,836 You can choke on those. 935 00:30:24,939 --> 00:30:27,594 So John's house is really moving along. 936 00:30:27,698 --> 00:30:30,698 Chip is finishing up the tile in John's bathroom. 937 00:30:30,801 --> 00:30:32,905 We've got another crew working on the hallway baths. 938 00:30:33,008 --> 00:30:34,801 There's a lot of tile work going on. 939 00:30:34,905 --> 00:30:36,491 But I also just got the flooring in, 940 00:30:36,594 --> 00:30:38,318 so I wanted to bring that in for Chip for what's 941 00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:39,629 happening in his bathroom. 942 00:30:39,732 --> 00:30:40,629 Hey Chip? 943 00:30:40,732 --> 00:30:41,422 Yo! 944 00:30:41,525 --> 00:30:42,456 Yo! 945 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,732 What you doing, girl? 946 00:30:43,836 --> 00:30:44,732 What are you-- ooh! 947 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:48,353 That is so pretty. 948 00:30:48,456 --> 00:30:50,491 Tile and flooring are your thing. 949 00:30:50,594 --> 00:30:53,284 And when we first were dating, I would come in 950 00:30:53,387 --> 00:30:55,353 and you were laying floors all by yourself. 951 00:30:55,456 --> 00:30:59,663 Back in those days, my back didn't hurt so badly. 952 00:30:59,767 --> 00:31:00,974 What are you doing? 953 00:31:01,077 --> 00:31:03,698 I wanted to show you the flooring for this bathroom 954 00:31:03,801 --> 00:31:04,939 is this. 955 00:31:05,043 --> 00:31:06,663 Just a thought, I doubt you're interested in this. 956 00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:08,870 I was going to go sleek all the way through it, 957 00:31:08,974 --> 00:31:10,387 but are you interested in this? 958 00:31:10,491 --> 00:31:12,043 All black, and then these little white accents. 959 00:31:12,146 --> 00:31:13,629 JOANNA: I think sometimes I actually love that, 960 00:31:13,732 --> 00:31:15,629 but I don't want to see that high contrast 961 00:31:15,732 --> 00:31:16,698 in these smaller-- 962 00:31:16,801 --> 00:31:17,318 All right, so all black, you're good? 963 00:31:17,422 --> 00:31:18,146 Yeah. 964 00:31:18,249 --> 00:31:19,215 Stick to the original plan? 965 00:31:19,318 --> 00:31:20,353 OK, where is this going? 966 00:31:20,456 --> 00:31:21,732 This is all the floor. 967 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:22,732 Ooh, look at this. 968 00:31:22,836 --> 00:31:23,801 I think it's gonna be so pretty. 969 00:31:23,905 --> 00:31:25,077 It's gonna be sharp. 970 00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:26,249 John's gonna love it. 971 00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:27,767 JOANNA: I think he's really gonna love it. 972 00:31:27,870 --> 00:31:30,939 Wait, I do want to show, I do want to-- 973 00:31:31,043 --> 00:31:32,905 this is fascinating to me. 974 00:31:33,008 --> 00:31:35,698 Black terracotta, isn't that crazy now that you can get 975 00:31:35,801 --> 00:31:37,387 tile in every single material? 976 00:31:37,491 --> 00:31:38,525 Every shape and size, babe. 977 00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:40,456 This could be ceramic or porcelain, but it's-- 978 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,801 But it's terracotta. 979 00:31:41,905 --> 00:31:44,353 Because only us just buy material randomly for three 980 00:31:44,456 --> 00:31:45,698 time what they need to be. 981 00:31:45,801 --> 00:31:48,180 But doesn't it feel more special that it's [WHISPERING] 982 00:31:48,284 --> 00:31:49,422 terracotta black tile. 983 00:31:49,525 --> 00:31:51,698 CHIP: No, there's no additional specialness at all. 984 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:54,491 I don't want to go into a lot of details-- 985 00:31:54,594 --> 00:31:55,525 He's so frustrated. 986 00:31:55,629 --> 00:31:58,560 --but there's no logical explanation 987 00:31:58,663 --> 00:32:02,629 behind buying tile that's terracotta that's been 988 00:32:02,732 --> 00:32:05,491 painted matte black. 989 00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:07,043 It makes it so special to me. 990 00:32:07,146 --> 00:32:09,008 This in subway tile at a fraction of the price, 991 00:32:09,111 --> 00:32:10,387 do all the same things. 992 00:32:10,491 --> 00:32:14,043 What you see in terracotta that you don't see in subway 993 00:32:14,146 --> 00:32:15,732 is a subtle movement. 994 00:32:15,836 --> 00:32:17,974 There's a little bit of an irregularity 995 00:32:18,077 --> 00:32:21,077 that I love that you can't get when you get the porcelain. 996 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:22,146 I don't want to talk about it. 997 00:32:22,249 --> 00:32:24,111 There is a texture difference. 998 00:32:24,215 --> 00:32:26,043 There is a finish difference. 999 00:32:26,146 --> 00:32:27,284 CHIP: I'm actually trying to make a-- 1000 00:32:27,387 --> 00:32:28,284 JOANNA: This is John's house. 1001 00:32:28,387 --> 00:32:29,353 CHIP: --few bucks on John's project. 1002 00:32:29,456 --> 00:32:30,560 JOANNA: I get it, but I really like John 1003 00:32:30,663 --> 00:32:32,387 and I know what John wants, and John 1004 00:32:32,491 --> 00:32:37,146 is going to appreciate the matte black terracotta tile. 1005 00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:38,111 You watch. 1006 00:32:38,215 --> 00:32:39,836 Agree to disagree. 1007 00:32:39,939 --> 00:32:41,560 Babe, I need to not be here, because it's 1008 00:32:41,663 --> 00:32:42,905 bad for my cholesterol. 1009 00:32:43,008 --> 00:32:45,111 Knowing the price of these materials-- 1010 00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:45,905 This isn't bad. 1011 00:32:46,008 --> 00:32:46,698 Is it not? 1012 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:47,560 Not compared to this! 1013 00:32:47,663 --> 00:32:49,111 Babe-- 1014 00:32:49,215 --> 00:32:54,836 JOANNA: John's project is 50% complete, moving into the 75% 1015 00:32:54,939 --> 00:32:56,870 range, because tomorrow-- 1016 00:32:56,974 --> 00:32:57,870 50% moving-- 1017 00:32:57,974 --> 00:32:58,939 --all of the cabinets are coming in. 1018 00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:00,767 --magically into the 75% range. 1019 00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:03,422 Once cabinets go in, it is home free. 1020 00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:07,387 And tomorrow all the cabinets are coming in in the bathrooms, 1021 00:33:07,491 --> 00:33:08,767 so he's got to hustle on this tile. 1022 00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:09,870 CHIP: Come on! 1023 00:33:09,974 --> 00:33:12,043 JOANNA: In the kitchen, the hallway bath, 1024 00:33:12,146 --> 00:33:14,629 and the wall in his office. 1025 00:33:14,732 --> 00:33:17,629 And when I give a budget, I work all the materials within 1026 00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:20,560 that budget so this tile work-- 1027 00:33:20,663 --> 00:33:22,008 OK, you're done. 1028 00:33:22,111 --> 00:33:23,146 Go. 1029 00:33:23,249 --> 00:33:24,111 Go. 1030 00:33:24,215 --> 00:33:24,905 Go tile. 1031 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,801 And don't choke on those spacers. 1032 00:33:31,215 --> 00:33:33,870 So the terracotta tile is a little bit more. 1033 00:33:33,974 --> 00:33:37,215 It does fit within the budget that I have allotted for John, 1034 00:33:37,318 --> 00:33:39,146 and John will notice a difference 1035 00:33:39,249 --> 00:33:42,801 between black subway tile and black terracotta tile-- 1036 00:33:42,905 --> 00:33:43,594 100%. 1037 00:33:48,663 --> 00:33:51,043 CHIP: And by 100%, she means 0% chance. 1038 00:34:22,525 --> 00:34:24,318 Well, hello, sweet Joey. 1039 00:34:24,422 --> 00:34:25,663 JOANNA: Hey. 1040 00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:27,525 Somebody called and said there was a suspicious person. 1041 00:34:27,628 --> 00:34:28,698 I look suspicious today for sure. 1042 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,353 --in the neighborhood, and I wouldn't have 1043 00:34:30,456 --> 00:34:31,939 expected it to be you. 1044 00:34:32,043 --> 00:34:32,731 JOANNA: It looks good. 1045 00:34:32,836 --> 00:34:33,939 You power washed it. 1046 00:34:34,043 --> 00:34:35,836 CHIP: I made it look like a million bucks. 1047 00:34:35,939 --> 00:34:36,974 JOANNA: But there's a few buts. 1048 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:38,077 CHIP: Oh no. 1049 00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:39,559 JOANNA: John really wanted painted brick, 1050 00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:41,215 but the brick is even prettier now-- 1051 00:34:41,318 --> 00:34:42,008 CHIP: It's killer. 1052 00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:43,215 --with this dark trim. 1053 00:34:43,318 --> 00:34:45,111 Babe, I mean, think about it-- this antique brick, 1054 00:34:45,215 --> 00:34:48,043 like, people pay a lot of money to get this cool, old brick. 1055 00:34:48,146 --> 00:34:49,249 JOANNA: Yeah, this is pretty. 1056 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,456 It would be a disservice to this brick to paint 1057 00:34:51,559 --> 00:34:52,836 it when it's this cool looking. 1058 00:34:52,939 --> 00:34:55,111 JOANNA: So I'm just wondering, is this one of those things 1059 00:34:55,215 --> 00:34:57,698 that we just surprise John, and-- 1060 00:34:57,801 --> 00:34:59,456 his mind is that it will be painted. 1061 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,525 CHIP: John doesn't seem to be the type that likes surprises. 1062 00:35:01,629 --> 00:35:02,698 He doesn't make it fun. 1063 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:03,491 CHIP: He's like you. 1064 00:35:03,594 --> 00:35:04,594 Yes. 1065 00:35:04,698 --> 00:35:06,560 The biggest issue is, you can't undo it. 1066 00:35:06,663 --> 00:35:09,456 So if we hate it, cream with a charcoal 1067 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,422 cut in half, which is what it feels like to me, 1068 00:35:12,525 --> 00:35:15,146 we can't, like, power wash it and get the brick back. 1069 00:35:15,249 --> 00:35:16,111 Yeah, that's true. 1070 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:17,422 And so-- 1071 00:35:17,525 --> 00:35:19,008 Where, if you leave it, you can always paint it later. 1072 00:35:19,111 --> 00:35:22,663 Let's try to make the authentic brick work. 1073 00:35:22,767 --> 00:35:24,180 That's always the best option. 1074 00:35:24,284 --> 00:35:25,491 And it's a pretty brick. 1075 00:35:25,594 --> 00:35:27,974 And if anybody can talk somebody into doing what they 1076 00:35:28,077 --> 00:35:29,077 don't want to do, it's you. 1077 00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:29,905 You got this. 1078 00:35:30,008 --> 00:35:30,767 [cellphone ringing] 1079 00:35:30,870 --> 00:35:32,077 JOHN [ON PHONE]: Hello? 1080 00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:34,043 JOANNA: When you see me call you, do you get nervous? 1081 00:35:37,491 --> 00:35:41,767 So you remember the plan was to paint your brick? 1082 00:35:41,870 --> 00:35:42,939 JOHN [ON PHONE]: Yes, I do remember. 1083 00:35:43,043 --> 00:35:44,732 JOANNA: So now that we've done the trim, 1084 00:35:44,836 --> 00:35:48,525 I love what the trim color did to the brick 1085 00:35:48,629 --> 00:35:50,387 as far as, like, the way it highlighted it and made 1086 00:35:50,491 --> 00:35:51,732 it felt a little more modern. 1087 00:35:51,836 --> 00:35:54,801 Basically it's like, if we don't paint your brick, 1088 00:35:54,905 --> 00:35:58,318 it's saving you $4,500, and then worst case scenario, 1089 00:35:58,422 --> 00:35:59,353 we'll paint it later. 1090 00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:00,422 JOHN [ON PHONE]: Right. 1091 00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:05,077 I, I think yes, let's-- yeah, let's go 1092 00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:06,008 ahead and not paint it. 1093 00:36:06,111 --> 00:36:06,870 Perfect. 1094 00:36:06,974 --> 00:36:08,284 See, that was an easy call, John. 1095 00:36:08,387 --> 00:36:09,249 JOHN [ON PHONE]: Yes. 1096 00:36:09,353 --> 00:36:10,698 And you just saved almost $5,000. 1097 00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:12,077 JOHN [ON PHONE]: And an ulcer. 1098 00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:13,215 And an ulcer. 1099 00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:14,318 OK, thanks, John. 1100 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:16,043 JOHN [ON PHONE]: Thanks Jo, bye. 1101 00:36:16,146 --> 00:36:17,215 OK, that was easy. 1102 00:36:17,318 --> 00:36:18,353 You need to get ready, babe. 1103 00:36:18,456 --> 00:36:19,767 But I'm gonna get ready. 1104 00:36:19,870 --> 00:36:21,491 And as soon as I get the floor in, countertops, a little bit 1105 00:36:21,594 --> 00:36:23,974 of paint, the shutters, some finish out 1106 00:36:24,077 --> 00:36:27,111 with the plumbing fixtures and electrical fixtures, 1107 00:36:27,215 --> 00:36:28,732 and this baby is yours. 1108 00:36:28,836 --> 00:36:29,525 I'll get ready. 1109 00:36:29,629 --> 00:36:30,318 I'm ready. 1110 00:36:43,456 --> 00:36:44,318 Hey, Chip. 1111 00:36:44,422 --> 00:36:45,525 CHIP: What in the world? 1112 00:36:45,629 --> 00:36:47,663 JOANNA: It looks so good. 1113 00:36:47,767 --> 00:36:50,077 CHIP: Crew, what do you say? 1114 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:51,284 Can I have a hug? 1115 00:36:51,387 --> 00:36:52,629 Oh. thanks, buddy. 1116 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,043 JOANNA: Chip, this looks amazing. 1117 00:36:54,146 --> 00:36:55,353 Stand back with mama and let me show 1118 00:36:55,456 --> 00:36:56,491 you something real quick, OK? - OK. 1119 00:36:56,594 --> 00:36:57,594 Hold my hand. 1120 00:36:57,698 --> 00:36:58,801 Let's l look at what daddy's telling us. 1121 00:36:58,905 --> 00:36:59,732 - Looky here. - Yes. 1122 00:36:59,836 --> 00:37:01,732 This brick, not easy to match. 1123 00:37:01,836 --> 00:37:03,077 I know. 1124 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:05,732 And so unfortunately, we got a brick that we thought 1125 00:37:05,836 --> 00:37:07,008 was perfect, but it's not. 1126 00:37:07,111 --> 00:37:08,767 The original plan was to paint. 1127 00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,698 CHIP: But watch this, babe. 1128 00:37:10,801 --> 00:37:12,077 JOANNA: Crew, look. 1129 00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:13,008 Wow! 1130 00:37:13,111 --> 00:37:14,043 Crew, look. 1131 00:37:14,146 --> 00:37:15,491 You can't see it. 1132 00:37:15,594 --> 00:37:18,111 We were gonna paint the brick, which allowed us 1133 00:37:18,215 --> 00:37:20,767 the opportunity to remove those two windows 1134 00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:23,008 and there'd be no real issue there. 1135 00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:26,008 Well once we decided and John approved that we didn't 1136 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,629 have to paint the house, the plan B 1137 00:37:27,732 --> 00:37:29,387 was this great lattice work. 1138 00:37:29,491 --> 00:37:31,594 Obviously the ivy will take a little time 1139 00:37:31,698 --> 00:37:35,077 to grow up and mature, but I mean, when you see this, 1140 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:37,180 it literally looks like a million bucks. 1141 00:37:37,284 --> 00:37:38,525 Crew, hurry baby, come here. 1142 00:37:40,077 --> 00:37:41,491 OK, hold your drill. 1143 00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:42,629 CHIP: Come right over here, Bubba. 1144 00:37:42,732 --> 00:37:43,939 JOANNA: Here, see where dad's got it? 1145 00:37:44,043 --> 00:37:44,939 CHIP: Can you see it, right there. 1146 00:37:45,043 --> 00:37:45,491 JOANNA: Now you drill that one. - Yeah. 1147 00:37:45,594 --> 00:37:46,077 CHIP: Get it. 1148 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:46,767 Can you get it? 1149 00:37:48,249 --> 00:37:48,939 Right here, baby. 1150 00:37:49,043 --> 00:37:50,180 Can you get it, Bubba? 1151 00:37:50,284 --> 00:37:51,043 Ready? 1152 00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:52,422 Help him. CHIP: Right there. 1153 00:37:52,525 --> 00:37:53,249 Go for it, baby. 1154 00:37:53,353 --> 00:37:54,249 Ah! CHIP: Go, baby. 1155 00:37:54,353 --> 00:37:55,077 Crew! 1156 00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:55,870 CHIP: Crew! 1157 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:56,939 You did it! 1158 00:37:57,043 --> 00:37:57,905 You did it! 1159 00:37:58,008 --> 00:37:58,698 Blow it up. 1160 00:37:58,801 --> 00:38:00,008 Pow! 1161 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,491 Are you gonna help-- he just drilled this in the wall. 1162 00:38:02,594 --> 00:38:05,077 I was this close to being able to say that I did 1163 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:09,043 this project unassisted, but at the 11th hour, 1164 00:38:09,146 --> 00:38:11,698 little man showed up and I could not be more proud. 1165 00:38:11,801 --> 00:38:12,974 Crew, you did it. 1166 00:38:13,077 --> 00:38:13,767 JOANNA: High five. 1167 00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:15,732 Can you say high five? 1168 00:38:15,836 --> 00:38:17,146 John is not going to believe it. 1169 00:38:17,249 --> 00:38:21,594 You made a problem turn into a really pretty statement. 1170 00:38:21,698 --> 00:38:23,180 We got a little bit more work to do 1171 00:38:23,284 --> 00:38:26,043 with this landscape, babe, and we are off to the races. 1172 00:38:26,146 --> 00:38:27,146 OK, the movers are here, babe. 1173 00:38:27,249 --> 00:38:28,422 - All right, go to work. - Proud of you. 1174 00:38:28,525 --> 00:38:29,422 Let's go, Crew. 1175 00:38:29,525 --> 00:38:31,180 Hey, hey, it's your turn to shine. 1176 00:38:31,284 --> 00:38:32,043 It's my turn. 1177 00:38:32,146 --> 00:38:33,180 CHIP: Go do your thing. - OK. 1178 00:38:33,284 --> 00:38:33,974 Say bye, dad. 1179 00:38:34,077 --> 00:38:34,767 Bye, Crew. 1180 00:38:34,870 --> 00:38:36,111 You did good, buddy. 1181 00:38:36,215 --> 00:38:38,353 JOANNA: Chip just had to put in the final trellis. 1182 00:38:38,456 --> 00:38:41,111 But the construction, landscape, everything's done, 1183 00:38:41,215 --> 00:38:44,801 and the movers are here and we've got to put 1184 00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:46,698 together an entire house. 1185 00:38:46,801 --> 00:38:49,146 OK, so Chip, you're going to be dance mom today. 1186 00:38:49,249 --> 00:38:51,008 You got to get Drake at 1:45. 1187 00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:52,974 Emmy has dance at 4:30. 1188 00:38:53,077 --> 00:38:55,905 Duke has to be dropped off at football at 5:30. 1189 00:38:56,008 --> 00:38:57,698 Emmy gets picked up at 6:30, and then 1190 00:38:57,801 --> 00:38:58,663 Ella goes to dance at 6:30. 1191 00:38:58,767 --> 00:39:00,111 CHIP: Yikes. 1192 00:39:00,215 --> 00:39:02,387 See mama, you better text me a lot of specific instructions-- 1193 00:39:02,491 --> 00:39:03,180 JOANNA: It's hard. 1194 00:39:03,284 --> 00:39:04,387 --and the addresses. 1195 00:39:04,491 --> 00:39:05,974 Just don't forget the kids. 1196 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:06,801 All right, bye. 1197 00:39:06,905 --> 00:39:08,111 I love you, Chip. 1198 00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:10,905 CHIP: There's some people that shine in these moments, 1199 00:39:11,008 --> 00:39:12,284 not like Joanna Gaines. 1200 00:39:12,387 --> 00:39:13,698 I mean, it's like a different level. 1201 00:39:13,801 --> 00:39:16,663 If you had a ticket, stay and watch what's about to go down. 1202 00:39:16,767 --> 00:39:17,456 Stay and watch crazy. 1203 00:39:25,525 --> 00:39:28,594 OK, the headboard we're going to just center where the light 1204 00:39:28,698 --> 00:39:30,353 is on the edge of the wall. 1205 00:39:30,456 --> 00:39:32,491 For me, design is just going with my gut 1206 00:39:32,594 --> 00:39:34,043 and until my gut says it's right, 1207 00:39:34,146 --> 00:39:36,491 and then I walk into the next space. 1208 00:39:36,594 --> 00:39:38,387 John's house, it's a smaller project, 1209 00:39:38,491 --> 00:39:40,801 but there's so many details I really care about. 1210 00:39:40,905 --> 00:39:45,146 So my prediction is I'm going to be here a little late. 1211 00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:46,008 Go a little higher. 1212 00:39:46,111 --> 00:39:46,801 Go higher, higher. 1213 00:39:46,905 --> 00:39:47,939 Right there. 1214 00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:53,043 Really the main goal is getting everything in place 1215 00:39:53,146 --> 00:39:55,353 so that I'm not doing this late at night by myself. 1216 00:39:55,456 --> 00:39:56,836 I don't know how to find a stud. 1217 00:39:56,939 --> 00:39:58,215 I'll show you where this one goes, 1218 00:39:58,318 --> 00:40:00,456 and then I'll start working on other things. 1219 00:40:05,732 --> 00:40:08,491 So John loves a good gallery wall. 1220 00:40:08,594 --> 00:40:10,905 This goes like this. 1221 00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,767 I think the trick to starting a wall like this 1222 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:14,594 is like telling a story. 1223 00:40:14,698 --> 00:40:16,560 For John, the story I really want to tell 1224 00:40:16,663 --> 00:40:20,111 is one of his home, growing up in New York, 1225 00:40:20,215 --> 00:40:23,422 and so I'm going to pull together some of the found 1226 00:40:23,525 --> 00:40:28,353 pieces that I have with John's and hopefully tell his story 1227 00:40:28,456 --> 00:40:29,111 right here on this wall. 1228 00:40:36,594 --> 00:40:39,732 I always try to get myself back into that moment when all of us 1229 00:40:39,836 --> 00:40:41,939 walked in the house and we were listening to John, 1230 00:40:42,043 --> 00:40:43,767 and what he was wanting, what he didn't want. 1231 00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:47,663 And seeing it now like it is, I feel like, OK, this is John. 1232 00:40:47,767 --> 00:40:49,836 This is his style. 1233 00:40:49,939 --> 00:40:52,870 And hopefully tomorrow when he steps in he'll, he'll feel 1234 00:40:52,974 --> 00:40:54,180 like it feels just like home. 1235 00:41:05,732 --> 00:41:06,698 Look at this, John. 1236 00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:07,801 Looks good. 1237 00:41:07,905 --> 00:41:08,974 It's not going to look like this, right? 1238 00:41:09,077 --> 00:41:10,353 CHIP: It's going to look a tad different. 1239 00:41:10,456 --> 00:41:11,732 A little bit, I will say. 1240 00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:15,008 But John, I will say, it's not a dramatic exterior reveal, 1241 00:41:15,111 --> 00:41:16,353 because the house was great. 1242 00:41:16,456 --> 00:41:18,318 CHIP: This house was like Jo, and then 1243 00:41:18,422 --> 00:41:20,008 she puts on a little lipstick. 1244 00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:22,318 You know, it's like, yeah, she's amazing. 1245 00:41:22,422 --> 00:41:23,767 Oh yeah, the lipstick, I see it. 1246 00:41:23,870 --> 00:41:25,111 It does some stuff. - That's funny. 1247 00:41:25,215 --> 00:41:26,077 You make me sick. 1248 00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:27,456 CHIP: But I'll tell you this, when 1249 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,594 you go down the inside, where the heart is, it's amazing. 1250 00:41:28,698 --> 00:41:29,422 Well, thank you. 1251 00:41:29,525 --> 00:41:30,594 CHIP: It's even better. 1252 00:41:30,698 --> 00:41:31,732 OK, are you ready? 1253 00:41:31,836 --> 00:41:33,146 - I'm ready. - Come on, let's do this. 1254 00:41:33,249 --> 00:41:33,939 I want to see it. 1255 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:39,767 JOANNA: OK, John, are you ready to see your fixer upper? 1256 00:41:39,870 --> 00:41:40,629 Yes. 1257 00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:41,422 CHIP: Let's do it! 1258 00:41:43,491 --> 00:41:44,353 Oh my! 1259 00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:51,422 Wait that-- it doesn't look like the same house at all. 1260 00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:54,180 What? 1261 00:41:54,284 --> 00:41:55,663 I love it. 1262 00:41:55,767 --> 00:41:57,560 Oh my gosh, I love it. 1263 00:41:57,663 --> 00:41:58,525 What do you think? 1264 00:41:58,629 --> 00:42:00,111 It is amazing. 1265 00:42:00,215 --> 00:42:01,767 That door is amazing. 1266 00:42:01,870 --> 00:42:02,939 JOANNA: Are you-- CHIP: The sconces. 1267 00:42:03,043 --> 00:42:04,353 JOANNA: --glad we didn't paint the brick-- 1268 00:42:04,456 --> 00:42:05,456 CHIP: The landscape. 1269 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,111 --or are we, are you gonna call us next week 1270 00:42:06,215 --> 00:42:06,801 and say "paint it?" 1271 00:42:06,905 --> 00:42:07,905 No. 1272 00:42:08,008 --> 00:42:08,905 No, so glad we stopped it. JOANNA: Good. 1273 00:42:09,008 --> 00:42:09,836 Oh my goodness. 1274 00:42:09,939 --> 00:42:11,560 JOANNA: So you've got a new window 1275 00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:12,974 that's, like, energy efficient. 1276 00:42:13,077 --> 00:42:15,801 Replaced the shutters to match that front door, 1277 00:42:15,905 --> 00:42:17,767 updated the light fixtures, and then 1278 00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:20,043 did a charcoal gray so it would feel a little 1279 00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:21,180 different than what you had. And then-- 1280 00:42:21,284 --> 00:42:22,215 JOHN: I love it. 1281 00:42:22,318 --> 00:42:23,353 JOANNA: --obviously all new landscape, 1282 00:42:23,456 --> 00:42:25,732 just to keep it still really minimal, 1283 00:42:25,836 --> 00:42:28,560 but hopefully give it a little bit of a modern edge. 1284 00:42:28,663 --> 00:42:30,008 JOHN: I love it. 1285 00:42:30,111 --> 00:42:31,180 Let's check out the inside, dude. 1286 00:42:31,284 --> 00:42:32,594 Yes, let's go. 1287 00:42:32,698 --> 00:42:34,043 If you think this is pretty, wait till you see the inside. 1288 00:42:34,146 --> 00:42:35,008 I know, I can't wait. 1289 00:42:38,387 --> 00:42:42,422 Oh, my goodness. 1290 00:42:42,525 --> 00:42:43,974 JOANNA: It's your office, John. 1291 00:42:44,077 --> 00:42:45,249 Oh. JOANNA: Push. 1292 00:42:45,353 --> 00:42:46,043 Push. 1293 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:47,249 Push. 1294 00:42:47,353 --> 00:42:51,008 JOHN: Oh, my goodness, this is, like, incredible. 1295 00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:53,525 I think you're going to be very productive in here. 1296 00:42:53,629 --> 00:42:55,215 JOHN: You're literally never going to see me again. 1297 00:42:55,318 --> 00:42:56,456 JOANNA: Oh man. 1298 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,732 CHIP: And you know, I stole your pencil sharpener, 1299 00:42:57,836 --> 00:43:02,249 so we replaced it with this even cooler option. 1300 00:43:02,353 --> 00:43:04,077 JOHN: This is amazing. 1301 00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:05,318 CHIP: Records, bro. 1302 00:43:05,422 --> 00:43:07,456 You can sit in here, you can chill. 1303 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,180 Hey, and notice that we faced the desk away from the window 1304 00:43:11,284 --> 00:43:13,456 so you don't have to notice your neighbors. 1305 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,318 Look at this. 1306 00:43:15,422 --> 00:43:17,146 Oh, those will be bolted shut. 1307 00:43:17,249 --> 00:43:18,318 JOANNA: Yeah. 1308 00:43:18,422 --> 00:43:19,456 That is amazing. 1309 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,043 So you got that. 1310 00:43:21,146 --> 00:43:23,284 And I just, like, am obsessed with these. 1311 00:43:23,387 --> 00:43:24,836 CHIP: All right, babe, where are we going now? 1312 00:43:24,939 --> 00:43:25,698 JOANNA: We're going to go in the living room. 1313 00:43:25,801 --> 00:43:26,560 CHIP: Come on. JOANNA: OK. 1314 00:43:26,663 --> 00:43:28,008 Coat closet was here, remember? 1315 00:43:28,111 --> 00:43:29,456 JOHN: This is crazy, yes. 1316 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,525 And now your-- 1317 00:43:30,629 --> 00:43:31,353 Oh my gosh. 1318 00:43:31,456 --> 00:43:32,629 --new living room. 1319 00:43:32,732 --> 00:43:34,629 Oh my gosh, that fireplace. 1320 00:43:34,732 --> 00:43:36,422 JOANNA: Chip did this little hearth situation. 1321 00:43:36,525 --> 00:43:37,836 JOHN: That's so cool. 1322 00:43:37,939 --> 00:43:40,560 JOANNA: He extended it for when you decide to make new friends, 1323 00:43:40,663 --> 00:43:41,801 you can clear the books, and there's 1324 00:43:41,905 --> 00:43:43,043 a lot of people that can sit there 1325 00:43:43,146 --> 00:43:45,043 and just hang out until the wee hours of the night. 1326 00:43:45,146 --> 00:43:46,663 JOHN: I literally can't even believe what 1327 00:43:46,767 --> 00:43:47,905 this house used to look like. 1328 00:43:48,008 --> 00:43:50,387 JOANNA: You had this wall here, if you remember, 1329 00:43:50,491 --> 00:43:51,939 and then this huge built-in. 1330 00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:52,939 JOHN: Love me a gallery wall. 1331 00:43:53,043 --> 00:43:54,767 JOANNA: You do love a gallery wall. 1332 00:43:54,870 --> 00:43:56,387 JOHN: Oh my goodness, it's so cool. 1333 00:43:58,111 --> 00:44:00,387 JOANNA: So first time in fixer history, John, 1334 00:44:00,491 --> 00:44:01,249 we've done what-- 1335 00:44:01,353 --> 00:44:02,249 CHIP: Oh, oh! 1336 00:44:02,353 --> 00:44:03,180 Don't tell him. 1337 00:44:03,284 --> 00:44:04,111 See if he can guess it. 1338 00:44:04,215 --> 00:44:05,180 Oh, I already know what it is. 1339 00:44:05,284 --> 00:44:06,146 I already know what it is. 1340 00:44:06,249 --> 00:44:07,387 What is it? 1341 00:44:07,491 --> 00:44:08,629 First time ever that we've featured a television 1342 00:44:08,732 --> 00:44:09,491 in a "Fixer Upper" house. 1343 00:44:09,594 --> 00:44:10,767 JOANNA: And I did it for you. 1344 00:44:10,870 --> 00:44:13,111 JOHN: I know, I know, there it is. 1345 00:44:13,215 --> 00:44:15,215 I can't believe I get to live here. 1346 00:44:15,318 --> 00:44:16,560 CHIP: Let's go see the kitchen. 1347 00:44:16,663 --> 00:44:18,215 JOANNA: Come on, John. 1348 00:44:18,318 --> 00:44:19,146 CHIP: 3, 2, 1. 1349 00:44:19,249 --> 00:44:20,284 Oh my god. 1350 00:44:20,387 --> 00:44:21,732 JOANNA: John, this is too big of a kitchen. 1351 00:44:21,836 --> 00:44:23,180 CHIP: Look at this island. 1352 00:44:23,284 --> 00:44:24,146 This kitchen. 1353 00:44:24,249 --> 00:44:25,456 JOANNA: Look at the kitchen. 1354 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,870 JOHN: Oh my gosh. 1355 00:44:27,974 --> 00:44:29,560 JOANNA: Your island is massive. 1356 00:44:29,663 --> 00:44:31,077 CHIP: Come on, John, what are you going to do? 1357 00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:33,008 Are you going to entertain here? 1358 00:44:33,111 --> 00:44:34,767 Are you going to be all by yourself in your boxers? 1359 00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:35,974 Do you like to cook? Like, will you-- 1360 00:44:36,077 --> 00:44:37,111 JOHN: I do. I do like to cook, yeah. 1361 00:44:37,215 --> 00:44:39,249 OK, good, so this will be a great space then. 1362 00:44:39,353 --> 00:44:41,215 JOHN: I'm, like, going to be afraid to cook in this kitchen. 1363 00:44:41,318 --> 00:44:42,974 JOANNA: No, don't be afraid. 1364 00:44:43,077 --> 00:44:44,974 CHIP: Show him the coffee frother 1365 00:44:45,077 --> 00:44:45,939 on the back of the stove. 1366 00:44:46,043 --> 00:44:46,905 JOANNA: Oh, the frother. CHIP: Yeah. 1367 00:44:47,008 --> 00:44:47,836 Yeah. 1368 00:44:47,939 --> 00:44:48,905 You can hang your jewelry on this. 1369 00:44:49,008 --> 00:44:49,732 You just put your mug right up to that. 1370 00:44:49,836 --> 00:44:51,111 That's what I thought it was. 1371 00:44:51,215 --> 00:44:52,525 I cannot get over this. 1372 00:44:52,629 --> 00:44:54,698 Like, I mean, it's perfect. 1373 00:44:54,801 --> 00:44:56,663 JOANNA: OK, let's look in your dining room, 1374 00:44:56,767 --> 00:44:58,043 because this was that closet where 1375 00:44:58,146 --> 00:44:59,111 Chip got the pencil sharpener. 1376 00:44:59,215 --> 00:45:00,180 JOHN: Right. 1377 00:45:00,284 --> 00:45:01,629 CHIP: I stole some stuff from you, John, 1378 00:45:01,732 --> 00:45:02,974 but we gave you a few things back. 1379 00:45:03,077 --> 00:45:04,767 JOANNA: And the only thing we did in here, obviously, is 1380 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:07,732 take out the walls, but added this feature to tie into what's 1381 00:45:07,836 --> 00:45:09,732 happening in the kitchen with the pretty walnut, 1382 00:45:09,836 --> 00:45:11,905 and then have this shelf custom made, and then-- 1383 00:45:12,008 --> 00:45:12,732 JOHN: I love this. 1384 00:45:12,836 --> 00:45:13,905 JOANNA: --a new light fixture. 1385 00:45:14,008 --> 00:45:15,353 JOHN: It is impossible for me to even, like, 1386 00:45:15,456 --> 00:45:17,353 think about what the house looked like. 1387 00:45:17,456 --> 00:45:18,870 I love-- 1388 00:45:18,974 --> 00:45:20,077 - How open it is? - --this. 1389 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:21,077 Yes. 1390 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,008 JOANNA: Your house looks huge, John. 1391 00:45:22,111 --> 00:45:22,939 JOHN: It does. JOANNA: It looks-- 1392 00:45:23,043 --> 00:45:24,387 JOHN: It does. JOANNA: --so big. 1393 00:45:24,491 --> 00:45:25,560 JOHN: It does. 1394 00:45:25,663 --> 00:45:27,249 CHIP: We still got one more part of the puzzle, 1395 00:45:27,353 --> 00:45:28,663 man, your bedroom. JOHN: The bedroom. 1396 00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:29,663 Where you will lay your head. 1397 00:45:29,767 --> 00:45:31,111 And you tiny little bathroom. 1398 00:45:31,215 --> 00:45:33,663 And your teeny, tiny, little bathroom that we had to keep. 1399 00:45:35,077 --> 00:45:35,905 JOANNA: John's room. 1400 00:45:36,008 --> 00:45:36,698 JOHN: Oh-- 1401 00:45:36,801 --> 00:45:38,008 CHIP: Viola! 1402 00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:39,111 JOHN: Wow. 1403 00:45:39,215 --> 00:45:41,629 This looks so much bigger than I-- 1404 00:45:41,732 --> 00:45:42,870 JOANNA: You think it looks bigger? 1405 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:44,422 I think it looks bigger than it was, for sure. 1406 00:45:44,525 --> 00:45:45,249 JOANNA: Yeah. 1407 00:45:45,353 --> 00:45:46,318 And we put your bed there. 1408 00:45:46,422 --> 00:45:47,284 CHIP: Was the debate-- 1409 00:45:47,387 --> 00:45:48,560 I thought I was-- 1410 00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:49,767 You wanted him to put his bed here. 1411 00:45:49,870 --> 00:45:51,043 CHIP: OK, got it. 1412 00:45:51,146 --> 00:45:52,422 Now that you see it, did we make the right decision? 1413 00:45:52,525 --> 00:45:53,422 JOHN: Yes. 1414 00:45:53,525 --> 00:45:54,836 CHIP: By "we," I mean you and Joanna. 1415 00:45:54,939 --> 00:45:58,077 I still vote that the bed should be turned the other direction. 1416 00:45:58,180 --> 00:46:00,318 JOHN: I think we probably made the right call here. 1417 00:46:00,422 --> 00:46:01,870 JOANNA: Yeah, this is the focal point. 1418 00:46:01,974 --> 00:46:02,732 CHIP: Well, come on. 1419 00:46:02,836 --> 00:46:04,698 Let's show you the bathroom. 1420 00:46:04,801 --> 00:46:05,836 All right, John, come on. 1421 00:46:05,939 --> 00:46:06,698 JOHN: OK. 1422 00:46:06,801 --> 00:46:07,767 CHIP: Let's see it. 1423 00:46:07,870 --> 00:46:08,560 What happened? 1424 00:46:08,663 --> 00:46:09,836 JOHN: Oh my goodness. 1425 00:46:09,939 --> 00:46:10,801 JOANNA: Whoa. 1426 00:46:10,905 --> 00:46:12,249 I mean, this is amazing. 1427 00:46:13,629 --> 00:46:14,939 Oh my goodness. 1428 00:46:15,043 --> 00:46:16,939 JOANNA: We added this window because it was so dark in here. 1429 00:46:17,043 --> 00:46:20,698 But a big shower, the marble floors. 1430 00:46:20,801 --> 00:46:22,077 JOHN: This is so amazing. 1431 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,974 CHIP: I will say, I love that finish on those fixtures. 1432 00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:25,905 JOHN: This is amazing. 1433 00:46:26,008 --> 00:46:27,043 JOANNA: I'm glad you like it. 1434 00:46:27,146 --> 00:46:30,284 JOHN: Like, I, I don't even know what to say. 1435 00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:32,732 Is this, like, black terracotta? 1436 00:46:32,836 --> 00:46:33,525 JOANNA: John. 1437 00:46:33,629 --> 00:46:34,422 CHIP: Stop. 1438 00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:35,767 JOANNA: Who told you to say that? 1439 00:46:35,870 --> 00:46:38,525 CHIP: Shut your mouth. 1440 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,284 Why are you asking then? 1441 00:46:40,387 --> 00:46:41,629 Wait, well-- 1442 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:43,594 Did someone tell you to say "is this black terracotta?" 1443 00:46:43,698 --> 00:46:45,318 No, because I thought we talked about subway tile. 1444 00:46:45,422 --> 00:46:46,387 Oh, right. 1445 00:46:46,491 --> 00:46:47,732 Yeah, which would have been a lot cheaper. 1446 00:46:47,836 --> 00:46:49,043 But this looks like terracotta, 1447 00:46:49,146 --> 00:46:51,939 and I just assumed that I couldn't afford terracotta, 1448 00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,801 but obviously I could have. 1449 00:46:53,905 --> 00:46:55,456 JOANNA: OK, so this is the actual debate. 1450 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,870 He didn't know why I didn't just do 1451 00:46:56,974 --> 00:46:58,732 subway tile that was matte black, 1452 00:46:58,836 --> 00:47:00,180 and I said you would appreciate-- 1453 00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:01,732 Jo has lost her everloving mind. 1454 00:47:01,836 --> 00:47:02,974 --that it was terracotta. 1455 00:47:03,077 --> 00:47:05,767 CHIP: Jo spent our entire budget on this bathroom. 1456 00:47:05,870 --> 00:47:06,905 No, I didn't. 1457 00:47:07,008 --> 00:47:08,870 I honestly, like, was not ambitious enough 1458 00:47:08,974 --> 00:47:10,939 to ask for black terracotta, but I 1459 00:47:11,043 --> 00:47:12,525 know that that's what that is. 1460 00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:14,215 This is amazing. 1461 00:47:14,318 --> 00:47:16,008 I can't get over this entire house. 1462 00:47:16,111 --> 00:47:18,525 CHIP: All right, John, let's wrap this up in the outside, 1463 00:47:18,629 --> 00:47:20,318 just so you can take in the entire house. 1464 00:47:20,422 --> 00:47:21,111 JOHN: Yeah. 1465 00:47:21,215 --> 00:47:22,249 CHIP: All right, let's go. 1466 00:47:22,353 --> 00:47:23,043 JOHN: My goodness. 1467 00:47:25,629 --> 00:47:26,560 CHIP: What do you say, John? 1468 00:47:26,663 --> 00:47:27,801 This is your house, dude! 1469 00:47:27,905 --> 00:47:28,594 I know. 1470 00:47:28,698 --> 00:47:29,663 I cannot believe it. 1471 00:47:29,767 --> 00:47:30,525 You own this! 1472 00:47:30,629 --> 00:47:31,767 I know, that's crazy. 1473 00:47:31,870 --> 00:47:33,974 You've got the nicest house on the whole block, 1474 00:47:34,077 --> 00:47:35,870 and there's some nice houses on this block. 1475 00:47:35,974 --> 00:47:38,353 I cannot believe I get to live here. 1476 00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:39,456 Thank you guys so much. 1477 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,560 Well, you pour your heart and soul 1478 00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:44,836 into our business every single day, and we feel that. 1479 00:47:44,939 --> 00:47:47,767 And honestly, we hope you live here happily ever after. 1480 00:47:47,870 --> 00:47:51,008 JOHN: Whatever I had in mind, this is like a million 1481 00:47:51,111 --> 00:47:52,663 times more than that. 1482 00:47:52,767 --> 00:47:53,732 This is amazing. 1483 00:47:53,836 --> 00:47:54,836 Thank you guys so much for doing this. 1484 00:47:54,939 --> 00:47:55,525 CHIP: Thank you, John. JOHN: It's amazing. 1485 00:47:55,629 --> 00:47:56,180 CHIP: Welcome home, bud. 1486 00:47:56,284 --> 00:47:57,525 JOHN: Thank you. 1487 00:47:57,629 --> 00:47:58,353 Thank you. 1488 00:47:58,456 --> 00:47:59,249 JOANNA: John, we love you. 1489 00:47:59,353 --> 00:48:00,043 JOHN: Love you guys. 1490 00:48:02,698 --> 00:48:06,525 Not going anywhere.