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Three-quarter
power building to full in two.
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Full power.
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Unlike other Tupperware
parties you may have attended,
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I give thorough product descriptions
and I also make my own snacks.
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This Tuesday's menu will be
freshly squeezed nectarine juice
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along with lemon-lime bars
on a graham-cracker crust.
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Excellent. See you then.
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
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- What about this one?
- Mmm.
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"Butylated hydroxytoluene."
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A good rule of thumb is not to eat foods
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that share ingredients with jet fuel.
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I'll add it to my vocab list.
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What color were Dad's eyes?
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Blue, like yours. You know
how recessive genes work.
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What color was his hair?
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Brown. Where are these
questions coming from?
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Mrs. Mudford is making
us fill out a family tree,
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and I know nothing about Dad.
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- You know about your dad.
- No, I don't.
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Yes, you do. You know that
he was a brilliant scientist,
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that he was kind,
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a very funny dancer
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and my favorite person in
the world until I met you.
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Well, what about his parents? I
need to put them on the tree too.
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Your grandparents died in a
car accident when he was young,
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then he went to live in a boys' home.
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What about your parents?
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Ezra and Iris. We moved around
a bit. Not that exciting.
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So are we all alone?
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We are the opposite of alone.
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We have each other, we have Six Thirty,
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and we have a huge family
waiting at home for us for dinner.
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But you are the chef, so you
tell me. What do you need?
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I'll get the flour. You
go to the butcher counter.
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Mm-hmm. Copy.
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But nothing too lean.
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Of course.
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- I want a gumball!
- Stop it!
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- Get back here!
- I wanna go on the horsey!
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- Off of the horse!
- Is everything okay?
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Yes, yes. I am so
sorry for my little terrors.
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- Oh, it is quite all right. I understand.
- You know, five minutes.
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All I want is five minutes of quiet.
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Well, if I'm being greedy,
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I'd like them to set the table
and occasionally say thank you.
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But five minutes, I'd settle for that.
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Those boys were being so rowdy. Geez.
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Butylated hydroxytoluene.
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That man was out of his mind.
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Can you imagine me hosting a TV show?
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Seriously? Hear, uh, TV pays well.
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Mmm. What's the cost
of selling your soul?
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Depends. How much they paying?
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I thought you sold Tupperware.
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I sell Tupperware so I
have time for my research.
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- Mmm.
- I wanna be an actor.
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- Like on Gunsmoke.
- Mm-mmm.
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You wanna be a lawyer like your mother.
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Or, if things don't work out,
a doctor like your father.
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You need more milk.
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You're lucky you have a father.
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You have a father too, bunny.
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He's looking down on you right now.
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I know. I was just being provocative.
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Uh, excuse me, Miss Zott,
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but what is this unopened letter from
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Phillips Laboratory
doing on your counter?
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The same Phillips that
has called you back
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for not one, but two
follow-up interviews?
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I prefer rejection after my meal.
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Would you like me to preview it for you?
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I have an excellent poker face.
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Open it!
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- Open it!
- Open it!
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- Open it! Open it!
- Okay, okay, fine.
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Read away.
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"Dear Miss Zott,
thank you for your continued patience
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as we narrow our list of candidates.
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We are thrilled...
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We are thrilled to tell you that
you have reached our final round
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and we intend to make
a decision shortly.
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Please provide us with references
at your earliest convenience
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so that we may... " Blah-blah-blah-blah.
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Congratulations, Elizabeth!
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- References.
- Oh, this is great.
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What's a reference?
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A reference is when someone
you no longer wish to work with
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holds the fate of your next job.
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Anyway... I am not getting my hopes up.
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I'm here to see Dr. Donatti.
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I don't have an appointment, but I was
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hoping for the element of surprise.
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Dr. Donatti no longer works here.
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Oh. I didn't realize.
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Who might I speak with about possibly...
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Ah, thank you.
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Elizabeth?
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Boryweitz.
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So what happened to Donatti?
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Well, you know how it goes.
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The board was ready for some new blood.
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New blood is just old
blood recirculated.
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Fair point.
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I can't tell you how many times I've
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wanted to reach out
these past few years.
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Hmm. You were just pacing yourself?
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I'm sorry, Elizabeth.
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Yes, well, I am up for a
chemistry position at Phillips.
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Coming here and asking for a
recommendation is extremely unpleasant.
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So please be truthful and write
something befitting of my value
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or, alternatively, say to my face you
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will be blocking my career advancements
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as Donatti did.
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I mean, I'm sure you've
received a glowing review
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from your current lab already.
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I currently sell Tupperware.
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I'm not going to write
you a good recommendation.
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I knew this was a mistake.
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I'm not going to do it 'cause
I'd like you to come back here.
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Here? Are you kidding?
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You're an excellent chemist.
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And whatever you may think of Hastings,
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it's still the best facility
in Southern California.
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Far better than Phillips. You'd
be foolish not to consider it.
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- Chemist?
- Well, junior chemist.
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Which department?
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DNA.
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Between the Remsen and
my esteemed reputation,
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our DNA lab has become the
authority on abiogenesis research.
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Just dedicated men doing important work.
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And we'd publish together. I'll
even give you second author.
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Who would be first author?
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Well, it would be me.
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You?
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The man who stole my work
and then lied about it?
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I don... I can't just put you in charge.
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Second author, it... that's not nothing.
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Second author is... is quite meaningful.
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Hmm.
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So you'll consider the offer?
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I already have.
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And who do you think
this is in my family tree?
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Lena?
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The president?
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"Could it be the president?" And no.
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Amanda.
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Could it be Lassie?
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This is a family tree, not a
doghouse. We're talking about people.
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People are animals.
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No, they aren't, Madeline.
People are humans.
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But people are mammals,
and mammals are animals.
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Madeline, that's enough.
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Tommy?
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Could I be an animal?
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Oh. Now, stop it, Tommy. Stop it. Now...
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Oh, no. No, all of you, stop it!
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Sit down! Now!
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Tommy.
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Madeline, see me after class.
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- Champagne?
- Yes. Thank you.
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Are you joining us?
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Oh, no. I don't drink before lunch.
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Excuse me.
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Zott residence.
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Oh, for Christ's sake.
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She completely undermined the
assignment and said people are animals.
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But people are animals.
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Well, that's not the point, is it?
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Yesterday, during circle time,
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we were having a discussion
about Ralph's pet turtle
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and Madeline interrupted and said that
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she was unable to find any Norman Mailer
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on our bookshelves.
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Well, she is interested
in misanthropic characters.
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Not surprising.
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Are you suggesting that
Madeline is a misanthrope?
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I am suggesting that she
is disruptive because...
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because she is not challenged here.
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I am suggesting that
she would be better off
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at a school with a
more advanced curriculum
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to keep her engaged.
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Some place like the Caswell School.
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I've never considered private school.
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Well, I think it's time you should.
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Hmm. Thank you for your time.
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You do like school, don't you?
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Of course I don't like school.
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What do you mean? Why
didn't you tell me?
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Nobody likes school. That's a fact.
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That is not necessarily a fact,
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and these are things
that you should tell me.
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You have enough to worry about.
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Amanda!
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Mom, can Amanda come over today?
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Her dad has to work late, and we
have to practice our secret language.
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Of course.
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Ank-thay yi-di-goo iss-may zi-di-got.
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Come on, you two.
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I'm not here to pitch you again.
I'm just here to pick up Amanda.
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And I wanted to say,
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the chicken pot pie tasted
even better the next day.
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I don't know how that's even possible.
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Not at all surprising.
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When the pie cools, the starch goes
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through a process called retrogradation
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where the molecules restructure
into a crystalline form.
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The flavor compounds are
trapped in said structure,
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which makes every bite more flavorful.
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Yeah, I definitely tasted
the extra molecules.
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Uh, quite delicious.
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Come in. I'm making dinner.
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I've never seen a kitchen like this.
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That's because it is my lab
that I also happen to cook in.
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The girls are in the back.
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They're teaching our dog
their secret language.
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How's Amanda been?
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Polite. Funny. Engaging.
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Although, I should tell
you she did burst into tears
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when I offered her ants on a log.
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Y... Um, my wife used
to make that for her.
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I'm so sorry. When did she pass?
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Not dead. Divorced.
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She's, uh... She's just
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in Nevada somewhere on a trip
of spiritual enlightenment.
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Hmm.
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I don't know how you do it.
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- Do what?
- Keep all the balls in the air.
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I've been a single dad
for all of three months,
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and I feel like an
uncoordinated octopus.
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Well, the best advice I ever got is
that no one is equipped to do this,
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and then you expand.
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You think you can't do it,
and then you do it anyway.
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I accidentally put a flask of gin
in her lunch pail last week.
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Well, whatever gets her
through Mrs. Mudford's class.
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Hmm?
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Okay, here we go.
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You know, this is why I
thought you'd be a TV star.
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And why is that?
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Because you respect your audience.
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You don't talk down to people.
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You meet them where they are,
and you somehow raise them up.
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Well, if I were to consider it,
we'd have to be 50-50 partners.
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That's not how it works.
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Well, then it would never
work, because I won't be...
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No, this would be your show.
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You would be in charge of
virtually every aspect of it.
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If I do my job right, no
one will even know who I am.
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I am sending Mad to private
school. It's expensive.
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- How much would the job pay?
- More than you've ever made.
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My name is Walter, and I'll
be your tour guide for the day.
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Uh, let's see. On your
right, hair and makeup.
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- Oh, I can do that myself.
- No, you cannot.
254
00:14:12,546 --> 00:14:17,141
This is Amos, the best
boy. He is a good man.
255
00:14:17,141 --> 00:14:18,726
And what makes him the best?
256
00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:20,352
- It's a job title.
- Mmm.
257
00:14:20,352 --> 00:14:22,730
- And this is Matt and Robert.
- Hi.
258
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,106
- Hello.
- Props.
259
00:14:24,106 --> 00:14:25,191
What kind of props?
260
00:14:25,191 --> 00:14:27,435
Whisks, spoons, miniature
ponies, whatever you need.
261
00:14:27,446 --> 00:14:30,279
- Mmm.
- And these ladies...
262
00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:32,531
- Mm-hmm.
- ... already your biggest fans.
263
00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:36,477
- Shari, Nancy, Lynn and Ronni.
- Hello.
264
00:14:36,488 --> 00:14:37,828
So nice to meet you all.
265
00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:41,040
- Mm-hmm. Okay. Now...
- Nice to meet you too.
266
00:14:42,343 --> 00:14:44,637
- Coffee?
- Sure, how do you take it?
267
00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:48,321
No, sorry, I get you
coffee. That's my job.
268
00:14:48,923 --> 00:14:50,413
How do you take it?
269
00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:52,301
Oh, I'm all set. Thank you.
270
00:14:52,627 --> 00:14:55,964
All right. And finally...
271
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the control room.
272
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Hello.
273
00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:04,397
Then there's your new home.
274
00:15:05,398 --> 00:15:06,941
Kenny, throw 'em on.
275
00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:20,519
Morning, Mr. Pine.
276
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,105
Well, we put our heads together,
277
00:15:23,115 --> 00:15:26,127
came up with every
woman's dream kitchen.
278
00:15:53,678 --> 00:15:56,598
Well? What do you think?
279
00:16:00,015 --> 00:16:01,307
This is revolting.
280
00:16:04,608 --> 00:16:05,935
Okay, let's take a five.
281
00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:08,961
- Okay. No, I hear your concerns.
- Hmm.
282
00:16:08,961 --> 00:16:13,674
Um, thing is, TV, it needs
to be inviting and fun.
283
00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:16,427
Cooking is not fun. It is vital work.
284
00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:18,679
Right. Okay, idea.
285
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:21,837
Let's think of the show as
the world's best dinner party.
286
00:16:22,475 --> 00:16:24,685
- When you and Mr. Zott throw dinners...
- There is no Mr. Zott.
287
00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:27,188
I am unmarried. I was never married.
288
00:16:29,602 --> 00:16:32,742
You know what, can we...
Why don't we pick this up later?
289
00:16:36,492 --> 00:16:40,830
So, your... Was, uh, Mad's father...
290
00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:44,914
- Was he stepping out on his wife?
- Oh, no. We were in love.
291
00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:46,581
We were soulmates.
292
00:16:46,592 --> 00:16:49,094
But he died suddenly before
I knew I was pregnant.
293
00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:54,548
Mmm. Um, I'm so sorry.
294
00:16:54,548 --> 00:16:58,118
I'm sorry for you as
well, for your divorce.
295
00:16:58,129 --> 00:17:00,179
Oh, no. Don't be. We weren't in love.
296
00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:01,889
I don't even know if she has a soul.
297
00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:03,432
You know what? This is what we do.
298
00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:08,729
Think about this whole TV thing
as like a exciting new experiment.
299
00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:14,984
... let's meet four nice people here.
300
00:17:14,984 --> 00:17:16,404
First of all, our champion...
301
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,951
- Zott residence.
- Hello, Miss Zott.
302
00:17:21,951 --> 00:17:23,659
Just wanted to see if you and Mad wanted
303
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,162
to come over tomorrow for a barbecue.
304
00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:26,706
Mention my new marinade.
305
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,533
Well, Mad will be
there, but I may still be studying.
306
00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:32,360
- Studying?
- TV.
307
00:17:33,144 --> 00:17:34,757
How does one study TV?
308
00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:36,436
Turn on channel 4.
309
00:17:38,217 --> 00:17:39,301
Yep.
310
00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:44,348
You got it?
311
00:17:44,401 --> 00:17:45,486
Got it.
312
00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:48,559
- Okay.
- Now, watch how often
313
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,229
the host smiles or laughs.
314
00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:52,314
My God, why do they smile so much?
315
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:54,442
There is nothing smile-worthy
about life insurance,
316
00:17:54,442 --> 00:17:57,194
but regardless, I am notating frequency.
317
00:17:57,194 --> 00:17:59,655
I'm also correlating it with
the ratings in the TV Guide,
318
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:03,159
focusing specifically on the coveted
24-to-35-year-old demographic.
319
00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:05,453
Is this genius or crazy? I can't decide.
320
00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:07,663
I only have two more
weeks until the show airs,
321
00:18:07,663 --> 00:18:09,123
so I don't have much time to study.
322
00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:13,669
Hmm. Well, if you need a study
break, we'll be here grilling.
323
00:18:13,669 --> 00:18:17,006
With my new marinade. Bye, Elizabeth.
324
00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:19,717
- Bye, Charlie.
- I love you. I'll miss you.
325
00:18:20,593 --> 00:18:22,636
I thought Charlie was done
with the graveyard shift.
326
00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:26,932
That's what I thought too.
327
00:18:27,516 --> 00:18:29,143
- Hmm.
- Use the yellow pages:
328
00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:31,395
The first place to look for anything.
329
00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:34,315
Do I need a catchphrase? Does
every show have a catchphrase?
330
00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:35,399
Don't overthink it.
331
00:18:35,399 --> 00:18:37,026
Never understood what that meant.
332
00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:39,195
Goodbye, Miss Zott.
333
00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:40,654
Goodbye, Mrs. Sloane.
334
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,907
... there goes the dirt.
335
00:18:42,907 --> 00:18:44,784
Yes, sir, the secret words are...
336
00:18:44,784 --> 00:18:47,119
Now, honestly.
337
00:18:47,412 --> 00:18:50,387
"In a word, I had been too cowardly
338
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,458
to do what I knew to be right,
339
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:57,088
as I had been too cowardly to avoid
doing what I knew to be wrong."
340
00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:58,714
What does that mean?
341
00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:01,592
I think Pip is remembering
the times in his life
342
00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:04,678
when he felt pressured
to do or not do things
343
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:06,180
because they were expected of him.
344
00:19:06,764 --> 00:19:08,557
And that makes him a coward?
345
00:19:10,521 --> 00:19:11,814
Six Thirty.
346
00:19:19,084 --> 00:19:22,504
Hey, Mad, do you remember
Amanda's dad, Walter?
347
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:25,550
Do you think that I am
suffering from amnesia?
348
00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:27,312
We just saw him.
349
00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:31,378
W-What I meant to say is that
350
00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:34,533
I'm going to be working
with him at the TV station.
351
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,909
So that means our afternoons are
going to look a little different.
352
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,797
But I like our afternoons.
353
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,400
I love our afternoons.
354
00:19:42,883 --> 00:19:47,221
But I'm going to do what is
expected of me, much like Pip.
355
00:19:48,139 --> 00:19:50,683
I don't get it. You're a scientist.
356
00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:55,813
I will be doing science, just
in a kitchen with TV cameras.
357
00:19:56,522 --> 00:19:59,275
Sort of like a teacher for people
who want to learn how to cook.
358
00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:01,694
Plus, there are financial benefits.
359
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:05,823
I know it'll be tough, but
you say you don't like school,
360
00:20:06,062 --> 00:20:08,200
and I'm wondering if Caswell...
361
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,327
you know, that big
school down by the park...
362
00:20:10,507 --> 00:20:12,343
if it might be a better fit for you.
363
00:20:12,765 --> 00:20:14,350
Do I have a choice?
364
00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:16,125
I would like you to try it,
365
00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:18,419
and you have full veto
power if you hate it.
366
00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:21,923
It sounds like I'm
trying it, and that's about that.
367
00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:24,493
Full veto power. I promise.
368
00:20:27,323 --> 00:20:28,554
I love you, bunny.
369
00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:29,972
I love you too.
370
00:20:45,196 --> 00:20:48,699
Three, two, one, action!
371
00:20:49,126 --> 00:20:53,130
"I'm Elizabeth Zott,
and this is Supper at Six. Do"...
372
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:55,084
Well, I can't read this.
373
00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:59,182
And, Walter, I'm losing,
um, circulation in my arms.
374
00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:01,154
Okay, no, good. Good, good, good, good.
375
00:21:01,165 --> 00:21:03,076
This is good. This is why
we do dress rehearsals.
376
00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:05,589
- Okay.
- And... And you look fantastic.
377
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,287
Yes. This dress would be
fantastic on a midsize child.
378
00:21:09,204 --> 00:21:10,262
I'm an adult woman.
379
00:21:10,262 --> 00:21:13,516
Good. I love that energy. Um,
and, you know...
380
00:21:13,516 --> 00:21:14,892
Could we get bigger cards?
381
00:21:14,892 --> 00:21:16,373
Oh, no, no, no... It's... It's not
382
00:21:16,383 --> 00:21:17,895
that... It's not that I can't read it.
383
00:21:17,895 --> 00:21:20,486
It's that my conscience
won't let me read that.
384
00:21:20,497 --> 00:21:23,416
Uh, I have my own thing
prepared. May I? Or I... I will.
385
00:21:27,988 --> 00:21:28,989
Ah.
386
00:21:33,075 --> 00:21:36,372
- Three, two, one?
- Oh, you can just talk.
387
00:21:36,525 --> 00:21:37,609
Okay.
388
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,979
I'm Elizabeth Zott, and
this is Supper at Six.
389
00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:44,714
Baking powder is an alkali
390
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:47,060
that will raise the pH
levels of your chicken skin
391
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,268
and will result in a crisp texture.
392
00:21:49,844 --> 00:21:51,595
Mmm. I'm gonna take that back.
393
00:21:51,595 --> 00:21:53,305
- Okay, Elizabeth...
- I'm E... Yes?
394
00:21:53,305 --> 00:21:55,020
... if you make a
mistake, just keep going.
395
00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:57,393
It's, uh... 'Cause the show is live.
396
00:21:57,393 --> 00:22:00,503
- So, you know, we can't go back.
- That's right. Yes. My apologies.
397
00:22:00,514 --> 00:22:03,893
That's right. That's
right. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay.
398
00:22:04,339 --> 00:22:06,706
Um... all right.
399
00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:11,031
As I was saying, baking
powder is a leavening agent
400
00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:13,451
which elevates the pH
of the chicken skin.
401
00:22:13,451 --> 00:22:17,538
In short, the skin
expands when you cook it.
402
00:22:17,538 --> 00:22:20,833
The more surface area, uh,
the crispier the texture.
403
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,253
- Allow me to demonstrate...
- The skin's pH level? Is this a joke?
404
00:22:24,253 --> 00:22:27,006
We're... We're still
finding the show's voice.
405
00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:30,342
Big hair, tight dress, homey set. Check.
406
00:22:30,342 --> 00:22:34,263
But we need a sexy wife, loving
mother that every man loves to see
407
00:22:34,263 --> 00:22:36,265
when he comes home from work.
408
00:22:36,265 --> 00:22:41,562
But this time, we aim to shrink
the square unit of our vegetables.
409
00:22:41,562 --> 00:22:44,899
Square unit? What the fuck is this?
410
00:22:45,985 --> 00:22:47,925
Phil. Look.
411
00:22:49,372 --> 00:22:51,197
I mean, the thing is,
412
00:22:51,197 --> 00:22:54,700
not only is she a cook and a
mother, but she is also a chemist.
413
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,828
So I was thinking let's...
let's play up her credentials,
414
00:22:57,828 --> 00:23:00,456
give housewives someone to aspire to.
415
00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:02,458
- ... releases tear gas.
- What are those?
416
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,710
Which is why I prefer goggles,
417
00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:07,004
which are woefully absent
from cookware sets.
418
00:23:07,327 --> 00:23:10,758
Phil, I think we can make
something meaningful here.
419
00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:14,387
Meaningful? What are you, Amish? No!
420
00:23:14,387 --> 00:23:17,890
We want tight dresses,
suggestive movements,
421
00:23:17,890 --> 00:23:21,560
like the way she dons
her potholders just so.
422
00:23:22,228 --> 00:23:25,689
And at the end of every show, she
should make her husband a cocktail.
423
00:23:26,273 --> 00:23:27,691
I... I don't think Miss Zott
424
00:23:27,691 --> 00:23:30,569
- is gonna be willing to...
- Why the fuck would I care what she wants?
425
00:23:31,423 --> 00:23:32,946
I-It's her show.
426
00:23:33,144 --> 00:23:36,099
No, Walter. It's my show.
427
00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:42,945
Hi, Six Thirty.
428
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:49,588
Welcome home, Mad.
429
00:23:49,588 --> 00:23:53,467
Here's your schedule for today.
3:30 to 4:00 p.m., snack time.
430
00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:55,469
There are deviled eggs in the fridge.
431
00:23:55,469 --> 00:23:58,764
Suggestion: They're better with a
little paprika sprinkled on top.
432
00:24:02,393 --> 00:24:04,812
4:00 to 4:30 p.m., homework.
433
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,542
I always liked to do whatever my
least favorite subject was first.
434
00:24:11,529 --> 00:24:12,697
It gets it out of the way.
435
00:24:15,906 --> 00:24:18,409
4:30 to 5:00 p.m., reading.
436
00:24:19,368 --> 00:24:23,664
Read Great Expectations to Six
Thirty. We left off on page 87.
437
00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:29,712
5:00 to 6:00 p.m., Mrs.
Waterhouse will babysit,
438
00:24:29,712 --> 00:24:32,298
or Linda will take you to
church for her choir practice.
439
00:24:34,254 --> 00:24:37,174
Look both ways before you cross
the street, and don't forget:
440
00:24:37,675 --> 00:24:41,428
God is not real, but we respect
other people's belief systems.
441
00:24:41,955 --> 00:24:44,791
I'll be home for
dinner. I love you. Mom.
442
00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:40,086
Mad! We gotta go!
443
00:25:40,096 --> 00:25:41,264
Coming!
444
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:54,630
♪ Pass me not O gentle savior ♪
445
00:25:55,131 --> 00:25:59,135
♪ Hear my humble cry ♪
446
00:26:00,469 --> 00:26:05,433
♪ While on others thou art smiling ♪
447
00:26:05,933 --> 00:26:08,644
♪ Do not pass me by ♪
448
00:26:11,230 --> 00:26:14,066
♪ Do not pass me by ♪
449
00:26:16,777 --> 00:26:21,949
♪ Pass me not O gentle savior ♪
450
00:26:21,949 --> 00:26:25,703
♪ Hear my humble cry... ♪
451
00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:28,122
Hello. Who might you be?
452
00:26:29,072 --> 00:26:31,906
I can't tell you yet
because I don't know you.
453
00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,084
That makes sense.
454
00:26:34,681 --> 00:26:37,974
I'm Reverend Wakely. This is my church.
455
00:26:38,737 --> 00:26:43,074
I'm Mad Zott. I don't have a church
because my mom says God isn't real.
456
00:26:44,294 --> 00:26:45,733
I'm Linda's neighbor.
457
00:26:50,311 --> 00:26:54,065
Oh, a family tree. How fun.
458
00:26:55,066 --> 00:26:56,233
That's debatable.
459
00:26:57,318 --> 00:27:00,321
- Debatable?
- It means arguable.
460
00:27:01,989 --> 00:27:02,990
Yes, it does.
461
00:27:04,408 --> 00:27:05,576
What have you got so far?
462
00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:11,415
On my mom's side, I have Ezra and Iris,
463
00:27:11,415 --> 00:27:13,876
but I don't have anything
on my dad's side yet.
464
00:27:13,876 --> 00:27:15,294
I don't know where to start.
465
00:27:16,212 --> 00:27:17,505
Why not just ask him?
466
00:27:18,589 --> 00:27:19,799
He's dead.
467
00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:22,885
I'm so sorry.
468
00:27:23,969 --> 00:27:26,639
People say you can't
miss what you never had,
469
00:27:27,223 --> 00:27:30,559
but I think people are wrong. Don't you?
470
00:27:31,727 --> 00:27:34,105
I think people are very wrong.
471
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,490
And what are these?
472
00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:40,945
Some clues I found in my dad's study,
473
00:27:41,763 --> 00:27:45,183
which I never went through,
if anyone ever asks you.
474
00:27:47,768 --> 00:27:52,315
But I don't know which school
he went to, so it's useless.
475
00:27:56,001 --> 00:27:57,253
See the winged bull?
476
00:27:58,401 --> 00:27:59,944
That's how they draw St. Luke.
477
00:28:00,358 --> 00:28:02,736
Your dad went to a
school called St. Luke's.
478
00:28:04,048 --> 00:28:06,759
Now, which St. Luke's?
479
00:28:07,711 --> 00:28:09,083
That's the question.
480
00:28:10,683 --> 00:28:17,648
♪ Do not pass me by ♪
481
00:28:25,374 --> 00:28:27,299
And that concludes our time.
482
00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:30,786
Tomorrow on Supper at Six,
we will study colloids.
483
00:28:30,841 --> 00:28:32,927
Although, I don't know why the
show is called Supper at Six.
484
00:28:32,938 --> 00:28:36,817
It should be called Supper
at 5:30. But here we are.
485
00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:40,087
Walter, we need to discuss the title.
486
00:28:40,087 --> 00:28:42,173
It's... It's incredibly misleading.
487
00:28:42,173 --> 00:28:44,675
Well... we... we can discuss that.
488
00:28:44,675 --> 00:28:46,927
- Mmm.
- And I just... Let's have a drink.
489
00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:48,387
I don't really drink.
490
00:28:48,387 --> 00:28:50,370
- I do.
- Okay.
491
00:28:50,572 --> 00:28:53,606
I know what you're going to say,
and adjustments will be made.
492
00:28:53,617 --> 00:28:54,910
I took notes.
493
00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:59,719
The set: Altogether too cluttered.
Cue cards: Unnecessary, eliminate.
494
00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:04,610
Wardrobe: Walter, this dress is
obscene, and I need my lab coat.
495
00:29:07,073 --> 00:29:08,699
- What? You won't consider a lab coat?
- Elizabeth.
496
00:29:08,699 --> 00:29:10,409
It has more surface area than an apron.
497
00:29:10,409 --> 00:29:12,495
I don't understand why everyone
doesn't cook in a lab coat.
498
00:29:12,495 --> 00:29:14,663
Elizabeth, it's not about the lab coat.
499
00:29:16,957 --> 00:29:18,834
Phil hated the show.
500
00:29:20,002 --> 00:29:22,171
Phil? Who's Phil?
501
00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:24,465
He's the station owner.
502
00:29:24,465 --> 00:29:27,426
I hate him. I hate him. I
hate him. I hate him so much.
503
00:29:27,426 --> 00:29:32,640
He haunts me in my dreams.
He haunts me when I'm awake.
504
00:29:33,345 --> 00:29:36,015
Do I care what Phil thinks?
505
00:29:36,048 --> 00:29:37,382
No, I do not.
506
00:29:37,436 --> 00:29:39,797
But...
507
00:29:39,807 --> 00:29:44,485
I agree with him. We do
need to make some changes.
508
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,598
I knew this was going to happen, Walter.
509
00:29:46,609 --> 00:29:50,029
- You said that this would be my show.
- Yeah, and it is. It is.
510
00:29:51,037 --> 00:29:52,601
So make it yours.
511
00:29:55,616 --> 00:29:57,339
You know what I love about TV?
512
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:02,511
Everything.
513
00:30:03,505 --> 00:30:09,135
It has the power to
transport and entertain.
514
00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:13,295
It can make you feel
a part of something.
515
00:30:15,141 --> 00:30:17,970
The problem with the show today wasn't
516
00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:20,552
a set problem or a wardrobe problem.
517
00:30:20,563 --> 00:30:26,866
It... It's more I wanted to see
you be you. Not just a scientist.
518
00:30:26,877 --> 00:30:29,238
But I am a scientist. That is who I am.
519
00:30:29,238 --> 00:30:30,823
That may be.
520
00:30:32,062 --> 00:30:34,690
But that's only a start.
521
00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:53,262
Mrs. Mudford said I've been
doing really, really well in class.
522
00:30:53,368 --> 00:30:55,910
I bit my tongue till it bled when she
523
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,726
had us draw penguins
with coats and hats.
524
00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,227
- I guess she doesn't know...
- Hmm.
525
00:31:00,227 --> 00:31:03,898
... that many groups of penguins
actually live below the equator.
526
00:31:03,898 --> 00:31:05,608
Well, that is a common misconception.
527
00:31:05,608 --> 00:31:08,152
And I haven't asked the
librarian for a single book!
528
00:31:08,152 --> 00:31:09,153
And at the cafeteria,
529
00:31:09,153 --> 00:31:11,280
- I didn't share my lunch with Amanda...
- Mad.
530
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,532
I understand that you're
nervous about switching schools.
531
00:31:13,532 --> 00:31:16,202
But change is good. Change is evolution.
532
00:31:17,078 --> 00:31:19,538
We're gonna split up. Do you wanna
do the butcher counter or dairy?
533
00:31:20,122 --> 00:31:21,832
Can't I just stay with you?
534
00:31:24,543 --> 00:31:25,836
Sure, bunny.
535
00:31:38,182 --> 00:31:40,101
Come in.
536
00:31:40,101 --> 00:31:43,437
So, um, small, tiny,
little change in plans.
537
00:31:43,437 --> 00:31:45,773
- Nothing big. Uh...
- Yes?
538
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,149
... really barely perceptible.
539
00:31:47,149 --> 00:31:48,317
Walter.
540
00:31:48,317 --> 00:31:50,236
Uh, we, um...
541
00:31:50,236 --> 00:31:53,823
Uh, Supper at Six is airing
tonight. Today. Right now.
542
00:31:54,657 --> 00:31:57,243
On TV? But we still have
two more weeks of rehearsals.
543
00:31:57,243 --> 00:32:01,163
The reruns of the show that
you replaced are not performing.
544
00:32:01,163 --> 00:32:02,998
And here's the thing.
Here's the good news.
545
00:32:02,998 --> 00:32:05,380
And I maybe should've said this earlier.
546
00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:09,213
We're the lowest-rated channel, so
very few people will be tuned in.
547
00:32:09,213 --> 00:32:10,965
And, uh, Phil hates us,
548
00:32:10,965 --> 00:32:13,676
and he actually may be doing this
as a reason to cancel the show.
549
00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:16,028
So when you said you liaise with talent,
550
00:32:16,038 --> 00:32:17,930
is this what you were referring to?
551
00:32:17,930 --> 00:32:19,515
I did not say I was good at it.
552
00:32:21,575 --> 00:32:22,576
Break a leg.
553
00:32:23,090 --> 00:32:24,516
I am considering it.
554
00:32:31,303 --> 00:32:34,530
Testing. Testing. One, two, three.
555
00:32:34,583 --> 00:32:37,878
Testing. Testing. One, two, three.
556
00:32:41,597 --> 00:32:44,391
- Shari, take note of this placement.
- Mm-hmm.
557
00:32:44,498 --> 00:32:47,501
Let's go! Let's go, people!
558
00:32:48,076 --> 00:32:50,886
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
559
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:57,642
- We're live in five, four, three...
- ... two, one.
560
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:17,198
I take cooking seriously,
and I know you do too.
561
00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:21,160
I also know that your time is
precious, and, well, so is mine.
562
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,705
Is that a fucking pencil? What
does she need a fucking pencil for?
563
00:33:24,883 --> 00:33:28,334
In my experience, people do not
appreciate the work and sacrifice
564
00:33:28,334 --> 00:33:31,337
that goes into being a
mother, a wife, a woman.
565
00:33:32,129 --> 00:33:33,798
Well, I am not one of those people.
566
00:33:34,268 --> 00:33:36,077
At the end of our time here together,
567
00:33:36,087 --> 00:33:38,141
we will have done something worth doing.
568
00:33:38,335 --> 00:33:41,296
We will have created something
that will not go unnoticed.
569
00:33:41,736 --> 00:33:44,280
We will have made supper,
and it will matter.
570
00:33:46,075 --> 00:33:48,539
I prefer to have room
when I'm doing my work.
571
00:33:48,550 --> 00:33:52,012
It reinforces that the work
we're doing together is important.
572
00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:55,186
Um, Harry, would you mind
helping me clear these things?
573
00:33:55,197 --> 00:33:57,782
And Eugene, Amos. Thank you.
574
00:34:09,622 --> 00:34:12,458
Cooking is chemistry,
and chemistry is life.
575
00:34:12,545 --> 00:34:16,548
Your ability to change everything,
including yourself, starts here.
576
00:34:17,395 --> 00:34:18,654
Let's begin, shall we?
577
00:34:27,193 --> 00:34:29,064
What worked for you with the show?
578
00:34:29,307 --> 00:34:32,746
I'm an insomniac, and
it put me right to sleep.
579
00:34:34,191 --> 00:34:38,670
Potatoes are rich in vitamin C,
potassium and complex carbohydrates.
580
00:34:38,681 --> 00:34:41,851
I stand proudly with the
overlooked workhorse of the kitchen:
581
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,450
Women and baked potatoes.
582
00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:45,619
Yes?
583
00:34:45,619 --> 00:34:48,782
- I actually thought that she was...
- Would it have killed her to smile?
584
00:34:48,793 --> 00:34:51,124
Totally. And it looks like
she's got a good figure,
585
00:34:51,124 --> 00:34:53,165
but she's hiding it
behind that weird coat.
586
00:34:53,176 --> 00:34:56,637
I am putting cinnamon in my
chili. I've never done that before.
587
00:34:56,752 --> 00:34:59,414
Don't be afraid to
experiment in the kitchen.
588
00:34:59,425 --> 00:35:02,511
Fearlessness in the kitchen
equates to fearlessness in life.
589
00:35:03,258 --> 00:35:06,292
Describe how you felt
watching the show in one word.
590
00:35:06,665 --> 00:35:08,392
- Bored.
- Punished.
591
00:35:08,392 --> 00:35:10,936
- Drained. Depressed.
- Saddened. Lost.
592
00:35:11,729 --> 00:35:12,730
Yes, your word?
593
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:15,898
- Capable.
- Capable?
594
00:35:15,908 --> 00:35:17,656
What the hell does that even mean?
595
00:35:23,657 --> 00:35:25,493
And that is all we have time for today.
596
00:35:25,493 --> 00:35:26,827
I hope you'll join me tomorrow
597
00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:29,163
as we explore the fascinating
world of temperature
598
00:35:29,163 --> 00:35:31,374
and how it affects taste receptor cells.
599
00:35:34,668 --> 00:35:38,547
Children, set the table. Your mother
needs a moment to herself.
600
00:35:44,830 --> 00:35:47,237
And we're clear.
601
00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:50,601
♪ He's got the
whole world in his hands ♪
602
00:35:50,601 --> 00:35:55,189
♪ He's got the whole world in his
hands He's got the whole world... ♪
603
00:35:55,189 --> 00:35:57,608
I was hoping I would see
my new favorite detective.
604
00:35:58,111 --> 00:35:59,620
Hi, Mr. Wakely.
605
00:36:00,486 --> 00:36:02,874
Oh, I hope I'm not
stepping on any toes, but...
606
00:36:02,884 --> 00:36:04,490
here's a list of all the St. Luke's
607
00:36:04,490 --> 00:36:09,912
in Alabama, Alaska, Arizona,
Arkansas, California, Colorado,
608
00:36:09,912 --> 00:36:11,831
Connecticut and Delaware.
609
00:36:11,994 --> 00:36:15,042
Now, it'll be up to you to get all
the way to Wisconsin and Wyoming.
610
00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:18,003
Wow. How did you do this?
611
00:36:18,163 --> 00:36:20,291
I got them from the yellow
pages at the library.
612
00:36:20,517 --> 00:36:22,739
You go state by state and
look up all the St. Luke's.
613
00:36:22,749 --> 00:36:24,137
And there's a lot too.
614
00:36:24,387 --> 00:36:26,222
Churches tend not to have
the greatest imagination
615
00:36:26,233 --> 00:36:27,864
when it comes down to names.
616
00:36:28,036 --> 00:36:29,746
Why are you helping me?
617
00:36:29,974 --> 00:36:32,518
Because people who don't ask
questions have blind faith,
618
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:35,943
and blind faith is the
furthest thing from faith.
619
00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:39,027
Can you say that again slower?
620
00:36:39,938 --> 00:36:42,111
"How would you describe the host?"
621
00:36:42,122 --> 00:36:48,044
"Stuck up." "Unpleasant."
"Didn't smile once."
622
00:36:48,148 --> 00:36:49,524
Smile?
623
00:36:49,879 --> 00:36:53,164
Do surgeons smile while
performing appendectomies? No.
624
00:36:53,164 --> 00:36:54,498
Would you want them to? No.
625
00:36:54,498 --> 00:36:56,459
- Mr. Lebensmal?
- Not now.
626
00:36:56,889 --> 00:37:00,263
If I tell you to smile,
you're gonna fucking smile.
627
00:37:00,274 --> 00:37:01,327
I will not.
628
00:37:01,338 --> 00:37:03,521
I think what
Elizabeth is trying to say...
629
00:37:03,532 --> 00:37:05,744
He knows what I'm saying
because I'm saying it.
630
00:37:05,755 --> 00:37:07,553
Listen to me, young lady.
631
00:37:07,553 --> 00:37:09,555
I am the owner of this station.
632
00:37:09,555 --> 00:37:11,474
- Do you understand?
- Mm-hmm.
633
00:37:11,474 --> 00:37:14,727
Will someone answer
those fucking phones?
634
00:37:16,505 --> 00:37:19,690
You cannot just come in here
and do whatever the hell you want.
635
00:37:19,690 --> 00:37:21,685
I am not doing whatever the hell I want.
636
00:37:21,695 --> 00:37:23,819
If I was, I would be in a research lab.
637
00:37:24,419 --> 00:37:25,654
Let me explain something to you.
638
00:37:25,654 --> 00:37:27,373
Men are always trying to explain,
639
00:37:27,384 --> 00:37:29,800
and women are expected
to sit and listen.
640
00:37:30,252 --> 00:37:32,173
I do not want this job,
but I need the money
641
00:37:32,184 --> 00:37:33,487
and I will work harder than anyone
642
00:37:33,497 --> 00:37:35,122
to make this a show that I am proud of.
643
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:38,459
But you want a show that perpetuates
the myth that women are imbeciles
644
00:37:38,459 --> 00:37:39,959
and the biggest decision of their day
645
00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:41,545
is what color they're
gonna paint their nails.
646
00:37:41,545 --> 00:37:42,646
I will not do that,
647
00:37:42,656 --> 00:37:44,840
and there is no amount of
menace that will change my mind.
648
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,969
A man wants his wife to make him
a drink after a long day at work.
649
00:37:48,969 --> 00:37:52,320
So make the fucking drink.
650
00:37:52,331 --> 00:37:55,292
Why do you assume that his
day was longer than hers?
651
00:37:55,563 --> 00:37:57,459
Why don't you make the fucking drink?
652
00:37:57,470 --> 00:37:59,192
- Mr. Lebensmal.
- What?
653
00:37:59,203 --> 00:38:01,465
We're getting a lot of
calls about the show.
654
00:38:01,476 --> 00:38:03,484
Some confusion about
tomorrow's ingredients.
655
00:38:03,484 --> 00:38:06,946
Specifically, CH3COOH.
656
00:38:06,946 --> 00:38:09,615
Acetic acid. Uh, vinegar.
It's 4% acetic acid.
657
00:38:09,615 --> 00:38:11,659
I'm sorry. I should've put
the list in layman's terms.
658
00:38:12,993 --> 00:38:14,948
We might need to hire a few more girls
659
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,706
if the phones keep going like this.
660
00:38:20,251 --> 00:38:22,712
Uh, if you hold on, I can get
you that information in a second.
661
00:38:23,498 --> 00:38:26,674
CH3COOH is vinegar.
662
00:38:26,685 --> 00:38:28,103
Supper at Six, can you hold?
663
00:38:31,470 --> 00:38:32,763
Hello. Supper at Six.
664
00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:39,645
Hello, Supper at Six. This is Elizabeth.
665
00:38:40,302 --> 00:38:41,759
Yes, that Elizabeth.
666
00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,901
I'm so happy that you liked the show.
667
00:38:56,328 --> 00:38:59,123
- What you're seeing is combustion.
- Yes.
668
00:38:59,123 --> 00:39:01,417
The effect is dramatic,
but the science is simple.
669
00:39:04,131 --> 00:39:07,343
Best served with cake.
670
00:39:19,606 --> 00:39:21,604
I don't think I've ever curtsied before.
671
00:39:21,604 --> 00:39:25,441
Well, there's a first time for
everything. And a last.
672
00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:37,985
I'll see you tomorrow.
673
00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:42,750
Children, set the table. Your mother
needs a moment to herself.
674
00:39:49,191 --> 00:39:51,429
Hello. Sorry, I'm a little late.
675
00:39:52,046 --> 00:39:53,363
A little?
676
00:39:54,011 --> 00:39:57,139
Well, these women drove
all the way from San Francisco
677
00:39:57,139 --> 00:39:58,891
and had a million questions
about churned butter.
678
00:39:58,891 --> 00:40:01,560
And I had to go over the
supply list with the crew and...
679
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,062
Well, it doesn't matter.
680
00:40:03,793 --> 00:40:05,044
What did I miss?
681
00:40:05,677 --> 00:40:06,678
Everything.
682
00:40:10,569 --> 00:40:13,656
Well, there's only one
thing to do I suppose.
683
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:21,118
So tell me. Tell me everything.
684
00:40:21,205 --> 00:40:23,886
Everyone that I've met
at Caswell so far seems
685
00:40:23,896 --> 00:40:26,085
polite and smart and there to learn.
686
00:40:26,585 --> 00:40:29,755
Well, the library is big.
687
00:40:30,923 --> 00:40:33,843
I checked out The Real
Life of Sebastian Knight,
688
00:40:34,073 --> 00:40:36,387
and so far, it's a pretty good book.
689
00:40:36,387 --> 00:40:38,040
- I am so sorry to interrupt...
- It...
690
00:40:38,051 --> 00:40:41,464
... but I watch your show every
day and the episode about soufflés
691
00:40:41,475 --> 00:40:44,437
and rising to the occasion
was really inspiring.
692
00:40:44,437 --> 00:40:46,862
My sister was afraid to
ask her boss for a raise,
693
00:40:46,873 --> 00:40:48,788
but I just told her what you said.
694
00:40:48,799 --> 00:40:53,821
That "fear is simply neurotransmitters
reacting to a perceived threat."
695
00:40:53,821 --> 00:40:55,906
And she got it. She got the raise.
696
00:40:56,490 --> 00:40:58,701
Wow. That is fantastic.
697
00:40:58,927 --> 00:41:01,137
I'm gonna bring
you a free piece of cobbler.
698
00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:02,462
Thank you.
699
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:04,749
Cobbler.
700
00:41:08,428 --> 00:41:11,348
I'm sorry. Mad, will you please
tell me more about your book?
701
00:41:12,988 --> 00:41:16,293
- Well...
- Okay, here we go.
702
00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:19,628
Oh, and I am so sorry, could you
just please sign this?
703
00:41:20,552 --> 00:41:21,981
Mmm. Of course.
704
00:41:23,672 --> 00:41:25,173
Thank you.
705
00:41:25,227 --> 00:41:26,979
- Wow. Thank you.
- Thank you.
706
00:41:30,608 --> 00:41:33,736
Again, I'm very sorry.
You have my full attention.
707
00:41:36,781 --> 00:41:38,199
Can we just go home?
708
00:41:40,993 --> 00:41:43,371
Why don't we finish our
dinner, and then we'll go home.
709
00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:46,207
Okay.
710
00:42:24,046 --> 00:42:29,046
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