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["I'm Clappin' and Shoutin'" playing]
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{\an8}It'll be bottom of the fourth inning
by now.
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Could've watched the whole game
and been back already.
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Maybe there's a radio
around here somewhere.
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God forbid we enjoy ourselves.
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This whole waiting ordeal is barbaric.
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Found the break room.
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And there's some very nice candy stripers.
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- [person 1] Good man.
- [chuckles] Here you go. [sighs]
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- [person 1, person 2] Cheers.
- Cheers.
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[maternity patient wailing]
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You'd think the hospital
would invest in some thicker drywall.
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[chuckles]
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[grunting, wailing]
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[wailing continues]
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[groaning]
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Would you like anesthesia?
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How much is it?
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It depends on how many units we use,
but typically somewhere in the $45 range.
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If I knew it would cost that much,
I would've just made it myself.
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[chuckles]
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[grunting, groaning]
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All right, my dear.
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- It's time. Oh, yes.
- No, I can't.
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- No, no, no, no.
- Ladies.
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- [nurse 1] Yes, you can.
- I can't. I can't. [sobs]
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I can't. [pants]
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I found a little extra of the happy stuff.
On the house.
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[groaning]
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[Calvin] Elizabeth?
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[Elizabeth] Calvin?
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Elizabeth.
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[gasps] Calvin?
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It's okay. I'm here. Eyes on me.
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[breathing shakily] I'm scared.
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[shushes] We'll do this together.
I promise.
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I'm so glad that you're here.
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I need you. I thought that you left.
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[Calvin] No, I'm not going anywhere.
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[breathing shakily] But-- But you did.
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I'm right here.
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[Calvin] Eyes on me.
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[Elizabeth groans]
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All right, here we go.
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[pants, groans]
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[baby crying]
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["Wham (Re Bop Boom Bam)" playing]
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[baby crying in distance]
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[people chattering]
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[Elizabeth whimpers]
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Your daughter is just fine.
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You drugged me.
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You're welcome. Do you need to urinate?
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No, I do not.
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For the next few weeks,
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it will likely feel like the fire
of a thousand suns each time you go,
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but that will fade.
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And then you'll likely notice
some urinary incontinence,
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but that usually resolves itself
after a year or so.
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Now, why don't I go get your baby girl?
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- By the way, what's her name?
- Hadn't thought about it.
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I always tell new mothers
not to overthink it.
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A name is a name.
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Or if you're really stuck,
just go with what you feel right now.
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- Mad.
- Oh, lovely.
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I have a niece named Maddie.
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No. Just "Mad."
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Oh.
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{\an8}[cooing]
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Hello.
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[clicks tongue] Aw, isn't she perfect?
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Indeed.
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Word to the wise, the doctors will
tell you to stay off your feet for a week,
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but they've never given birth.
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I'd try to stay as long as possible.
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My husband is currently camping.
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How long have you been here?
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Going on two weeks.
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Oh, no. No. I can't afford that,
and I need to get back to my work.
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[chuckles] Your work?
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[clicks tongue] She's your job now.
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Fuck.
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[sighs]
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- [sighs]
- [cooing]
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Mad.
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Who are you going to be?
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[children laughing, chattering]
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[Mad crying]
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- [sighing] Please.
- [screaming]
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Tell me. [sighs] What is it?
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Just tell me. Just tell me.
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Please. Do you just not like me?
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[crying continues]
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Come on. Mad.
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[sighs] Please.
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Mad, succumb to primitive instinct.
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- [crying continues]
- Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Well, nothing's working. [sighs]
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Please, Mad. I'm begging you.
Tell me what you need.
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[phone ringing]
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[ringing ends]
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Fine. Cry as much as you want.
Cry until next month for all I care.
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- I don't care. Please.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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[shushes]
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- [crying stops]
- [sighs]
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It's okay. [shushing]
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- [phone ringing]
- [crying resumes]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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[Six Thirty whines, panting]
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[fusses]
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- [Elizabeth sighs]
- [Mad coos]
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[TV clicks]
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[patriotic music playing]
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[announcer] A naval carrier arrived in
San Francisco Bay from Pusan today,
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returning over 300 brave heroes
from our shores.
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Hundreds of family members
and onlookers lined the docks to cheer
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- and embrace these brave servicemen...
- [giggling]
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...as they return home from
a six-month tour at sea.
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One hero comes back to meet
his young son for the first time.
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- Look! It's Daddy. I see Daddy.
- While others include wives...
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No, baby, that's not Daddy.
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Daddy has to stay a little longer
to take care of his patients,
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help them get home.
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Also seen docking were the two transport
ships carrying hundreds of our brave...
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Well, it's almost 8:00 p.m., which means...
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- I wanna do it.
- Okay.
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[announcer continues indistinctly]
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[child 1] One, two...
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three, four, five, six,
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- seven, eight.
- [child 2] Ten weeks?
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No, eight weeks until Daddy's home.
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- How many days is that, Mommy?
- Too many.
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[sighs]
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[Mad wailing]
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[fussing]
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[shushes]
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[crying]
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It's okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. [sighs]
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We're okay. Okay.
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All right. All right. All right.
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Are you hungry? Is that the problem?
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- [Harriet] Junior! Let's go inside...
- [Junior giggles]
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...thank you.
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- [both laughing]
- Gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
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[Mad crying]
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All right. [grunts, chuckles]
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What is the number one rule
of all outdoor games?
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[Junior] Do not track mud into the house.
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[Harriet] Right.
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Linda, we're having dinner!
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- [crying continues]
- [shushes]
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[jazz playing]
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- [Elizabeth] Hi.
- Hi.
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She won't eat.
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My doctor suggested formula
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but there's a study out of Columbia
that suggests that
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breast milk is the singular conduit
for antibodies from mother to infant.
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Not to mention that
breastfeeding releases oxytocin,
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but I don't think that oxytocin is
gonna help us when she dies of starvation.
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And I have so much to do,
and I can't do a to-do list
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because then it's one more thing to do.
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Okay. I'm exhausted just listening to you.
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- Come on.
- [breathes shakily]
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- [Mad screams]
- Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
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- It's fine.
- I'm not myself. I can leave.
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I am making tea in the kitchen anyway.
Does anybody need anything?
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- No, thanks.
- No, I'm fine.
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[crying continues]
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[stammers] I can go. I'm-- I'm fine.
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Yeah, you seem great.
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I've tried to get her on a schedule.
I've been meticulous about timing.
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I've been monitoring every cry,
every bowel movement.
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I've been trying various positions
and angles, light levels--
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[chuckles]
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- [Mad fussing]
- What at all is funny about this?
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[sighs] You are so much like him.
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So incredibly smart and so, so stupid.
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Excuse me?
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She's a baby. [chuckles]
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She's not a controlled science experiment.
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No, I just don't think that
you understand. I didn't want this.
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And now I don't think I'm feeling
the way that I'm supposed to be feeling.
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Oh, you mean that the way
her smile cures your swollen abdomen
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and the excruciating pain in your nipples,
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because you weren't even
a whole person until you met her, right?
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- Yeah, that.
- Yeah, that's bullshit.
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Complete fiction.
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No. Moms love their children.
It's in their biology.
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It's just, my biology is making me have
terrible thoughts in my head.
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What kind of thoughts?
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You can say it.
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[sighs]
Like, what if I just gave her away?
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[clicks tongue] Hey, Agnes.
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How many times did you think about
giving Bailey up when he was brand new?
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[chuckles] Why? Is somebody offering?
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[chuckles] Purely for research purposes.
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- The answer is twice. A day. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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[inhales sharply]
My breaking point with Linda? Day six.
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So, you're saying at some point
Mad and I will have a relationship
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built on mutual love and respect?
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Mad? As in Madeline?
Is that a family name?
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Um, no. The nurse just told me
to name her what I felt.
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[laughs] You're kidding.
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I should have named
my kids Scared and Exhausted.
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- [chuckles]
- [wheezes, sniffs]
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I will say,
it's very nice to talk to another adult
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instead of
just hearing bloodcurdling screams.
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[Mad whines]
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Aw, let me take a look at this baby.
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Okay.
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- [Mad coos]
- [gasps] Hello, Mad.
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Aw, you're so good, aren't you?
Yes, you are.
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You'd be surprised how much you can learn
about a baby at this stage.
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They're constantly revealing their
future selves in the smallest of ways.
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And this one, she can read a room.
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- Yes, you can.
- [cooing]
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Aw, that's our girl.
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Oh, good work. [speaks indistinctly]
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Who can tell me
what a family tree is, hmm?
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A family tree is a way to learn
where you came from.
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Duane, hands to yourself, please.
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Your mommy goes in here,
and your daddy goes in here.
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Your parents can help you do this.
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They'll have all the answers.
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[sighs]
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[mail slot opens]
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[Six Thirty barking]
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[Mad crying]
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- No.
- No?
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No.
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You can't take out a second mortgage
if you don't have a job to pay it off.
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Yes, well, I need to get back
to my research. Once I publish--
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Nope, no, no.
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That is theoretical. We're a bank.
We deal in certainty.
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You should be grateful your husband
put you on the deed before he died.
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That is quite the feat, using "grateful"
and "died" in the same sentence.
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As soon as your child is old enough,
get her in school.
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Then find a job that actually pays,
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or marry rich.
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I could certainly rob a bank.
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Please schedule a time
with our security guard on your way out.
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[Elizabeth] I have come up with
an appropriate hourly rate
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based on your yearly salary with markup,
because you will be submitting this work
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as if you're the only person
that touched it.
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And what will that hourly rate be?
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Eight dollars.
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An hour? [scoffs] You're joking.
[chuckles]
249
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,041
I agree. You're paid shockingly well.
250
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,127
[Mad cooing]
251
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:27,798
Fine. [sighs]
252
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:33,262
What's the issue with my experiment?
253
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:34,638
You have two problems.
254
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:38,851
One, the temperature is too high on this.
You need to lower it by 15 degrees.
255
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,561
Okay. And the other?
256
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,604
Unsolvable.
257
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,650
- ["Sentimental Journey" playing]
- [sighs]
258
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,069
Please don't tell
the other chemists I was here.
259
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,404
Of course not.
260
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:51,488
See ya. [sighs]
261
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:55,075
- Hmm. There's a baby.
- I'm sorry.
262
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,493
Mm-hmm.
263
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,622
[Elizabeth] Don't touch that.
264
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,047
[snoring]
265
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,301
[Mad crying]
266
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,723
[grunts] Hey. [murmurs]
267
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,392
[Elizabeth] Eight dollars, please.
268
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:23,187
- [chemist] This stays between us, right?
- [Elizabeth] Naturally.
269
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:27,274
Good-- Ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay.
270
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:31,486
♪ Got my bag
And got my reservation ♪
271
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:35,199
♪ Spent each penny I could afford ♪
272
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,620
♪ Like a child in wild anticipation ♪
273
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:43,540
♪ I'd like to hear that "All aboard!" ♪
274
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:53,634
[mumbles]
275
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,179
Huh.
276
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,932
[sighs] Thanks again.
277
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:02,309
It's always nice to get
a second pair of eyes.
278
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,727
Just in case, you know.
279
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:09,149
Ah. This was all my wife wanted when
she got back from the hospital. [chuckles]
280
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,862
I'm surprised I haven't seen Boryweitz.
I figured he'd be first in line.
281
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,240
Oh, no. They transferred him to DNA.
282
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,116
DNA?
283
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,955
Yep. He and Donatti are
holed up in-in there in, uh-- uh,
284
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:27,125
in Evans's old lab actually.
285
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,503
[clicks tongue]
286
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:37,928
[huffs]
287
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:41,890
[grunts]
288
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,565
Elizabeth? Oh--
289
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,149
[Donatti] Miss Zott.
290
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:54,945
Oh, and this must be Madeline.
How precious is she?
291
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,323
[sighs] You've stolen our work.
292
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,325
[Boryweitz] Elizabeth, we can explain.
293
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,036
W-What exactly
are we being accused of here?
294
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:08,250
You have protocol that I wrote
taped on this wall.
295
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,794
You are referencing our lab notebooks,
our paper.
296
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:14,047
Did you think I wouldn't recognize
my own work?
297
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,966
Congratulations, Miss Zott.
298
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,969
We received the Remsen.
299
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:25,100
We even-- We put your name here
in the acknowledgments.
300
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:31,190
You do not know what any of this means.
You do not know the implications
301
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:34,902
or what it means for the field
or our understanding of the world.
302
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,820
So, I will be furthering our research.
303
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,363
Our research!
304
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:42,784
And I will make it greater, and
I will do it faster and more successfully,
305
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:46,163
because I am a scientist,
and you are a thief!
306
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,209
And you are a fraud.
307
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,338
[sighs]
308
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,759
We take nothing from no one.
309
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,139
[children chattering]
310
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:08,227
Why are you wearing boy shoes?
311
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:09,645
They're just shoes.
312
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:12,064
Then why are they the same color
as Jimmy's?
313
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,567
I'm gonna tell Jimmy
you have the same shoes.
314
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,071
- I have girl shoes. At home.
- [bully] Jimmy!
315
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,532
[children laughing]
316
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:22,616
[sighs]
317
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,789
[radio chatter]
318
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,375
[static on radio]
319
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,045
[Mad snoring]
320
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,106
[grunts]
321
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:07,870
[sighs]
322
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:11,540
Elizabeth. I swear to God.
323
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:14,751
I've been the handyman in my house
for over three years now.
324
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:18,839
It was either learn on the job or have to
ask for help anytime the toilet leaked.
325
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:20,591
- [grunts]
- Thank you.
326
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:23,510
[sighs] Yeah, I'm just trying to keep
the peace in the neighborhood.
327
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:28,307
All right, let there be... light. [chuckles]
328
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:31,143
All right, there we are.
329
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:35,272
[sighs] Now for the best part
of home improvements.
330
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,232
What have you got to drink around here?
331
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:41,069
Oh, I have five synthetic blends
of formula. [chuckles]
332
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,696
- [chuckles]
- Oh, and this.
333
00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:45,949
{\an8}Oh, perfect.
334
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,411
{\an8}[sighs]
335
00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:54,458
- That I can't teach you. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
336
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:05,052
Wait.
337
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:07,804
It's been six hours.
338
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:11,141
That is by far the longest
that Mad has slept uninterrupted.
339
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:13,352
While I'm doing construction, of course.
340
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:14,686
Mom's getting the hang of it.
341
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:16,355
Hmm.
342
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:25,572
Can I ask you
a potentially invasive question?
343
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:27,908
We'll find out.
344
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:33,163
I've been thinking about
our conversation the other day.
345
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,836
Did you not plan to get pregnant?
346
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,381
[clears throat]
347
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:47,052
Uh, I was finishing law school
when I found out.
348
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:51,640
And Charlie was starting his residency,
so I waited.
349
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:56,061
And then Junior came along,
and I waited again.
350
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:58,146
And then Charlie got deployed and--
351
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,065
You see the pattern. [scoffs]
352
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:03,443
Do you regret it?
353
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:13,537
If I could go back
knowing what I know now,
354
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,456
I'd change some things.
355
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:20,669
But I do know
that the woman sitting here today,
356
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:23,672
who raised two kids mostly on her own,
357
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:26,800
is far more resilient for it.
358
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,346
There's been a lot of pain but, uh,
359
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:36,059
what I didn't see coming was
that my capacity to experience joy
360
00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,311
would grow along with it.
361
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,356
[chuckles] No.
362
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:45,986
I don't regret having my kids.
But I do have regrets.
363
00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:48,614
I'm mostly too tired to think about it.
364
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:49,740
[chuckles]
365
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:56,622
I know you said
it's normal to feel doubt and guilt,
366
00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:01,126
but I'm still not having
those magical moments.
367
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,504
[sighs] They'll come.
368
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:08,926
[sighs]
369
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:14,348
Not that, uh, this is my area of expertise
but, um... [chuckles]
370
00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:19,102
...well, say you do get this
crazy pseudo-lab kitchen up and running
371
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:21,897
without exploding the whole neighborhood.
Then what?
372
00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:28,529
Well... [sighs] ...Calvin and I did not get
the grant that we were chasing,
373
00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:31,365
so my plan is to finish our research.
374
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:36,870
And if I can publish on my own,
I can get into any lab I want.
375
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:38,747
Right.
376
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,377
But don't you need chemicals
377
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,505
and... [stammers]
...equipment for chemical experiments?
378
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:48,757
Mm-hmm.
379
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:54,304
"Hi. Hi. I-It's-- It's Fran Frask."
380
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:55,472
[groans] No.
381
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:58,058
"Hey-- Hey, toots."
382
00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:59,852
[groans] Not that.
383
00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:03,689
"Hi. Hi."
384
00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:06,358
[hums]
385
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:10,445
[clicking tongue]
386
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,991
Hi there. It's Fran Frask from Hastings.
387
00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,325
[stutters] Yeah.
388
00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:17,411
So, I am calling because I--
389
00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:20,497
I wanted to place an irregular order
for our new satellite lab.
390
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:24,793
It'll-- It-- Yep. L-Laboratory vacuum?
391
00:26:25,294 --> 00:26:27,004
[stammers] We need another one.
392
00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:33,093
Bunsen burners, graduated cylinders,
beakers... [continues indistinctly]
393
00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:36,305
So, what's this lab do?
394
00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:38,557
[clicks tongue]
I am not at liberty to say.
395
00:26:38,557 --> 00:26:41,435
["True Love Ways" playing]
396
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:06,543
Hmm.
397
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,421
To protect, uh,
mucosal membranes from noxious fumes?
398
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,006
Precisely.
399
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:17,846
Here you go.
400
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:29,942
Hey.
401
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,027
Hey.
402
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:49,086
I never told you about my brother.
403
00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:52,631
You told me a little bit.
404
00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:58,428
I knew him better
than anybody in the world.
405
00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:03,642
It was almost like
there was an imprint of him on me.
406
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,397
I could feel him so clearly
in every interaction,
407
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:10,023
in every room that I entered.
408
00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:15,112
I know exactly what he would say
if he was here right now.
409
00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:19,241
But I can't do that with you
410
00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:23,704
because there's so much more
that I don't know than I do know.
411
00:28:26,582 --> 00:28:27,958
What do you wanna know?
412
00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:31,670
I didn't have anyone either.
413
00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:34,173
I wanna know everything.
414
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:38,260
I wanna know what you were like as a boy.
415
00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:41,763
I wanna know
what kind of father you would be.
416
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,895
I know I didn't tell you,
but you know that I loved you, right?
417
00:28:54,276 --> 00:28:56,278
[jazz playing]
418
00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,448
[knocking]
419
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,201
[scoffs]
420
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:07,497
[gasps, screams]
421
00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:10,292
[both chuckling]
422
00:29:14,588 --> 00:29:17,132
[sobbing]
423
00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:19,551
[Charlie sighs, moans]
424
00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:27,768
[Harriet sobbing]
425
00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,562
What are you doing,
showing up here like this?
426
00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:33,649
Your plane doesn't land
for another two nights.
427
00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:37,152
A seat opened up on a C-124
out of Landstuhl, and I snagged it.
428
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:39,613
[chuckles, sniffles]
I don't know what any of that means.
429
00:29:39,613 --> 00:29:41,490
- [Charlie chuckles]
- [Linda] Daddy!
430
00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:44,701
- [moans] My baby girl. [laughs]
- [Harriet chuckles]
431
00:29:46,537 --> 00:29:47,538
[Charlie sighs]
432
00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:52,167
[sighs] How tall are you? 6'?
433
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:53,836
I'm 48".
434
00:29:53,836 --> 00:29:56,088
- [chuckles, sniffles]
- [chuckles]
435
00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:02,845
Hey there, bubba. It's okay.
436
00:30:06,223 --> 00:30:07,224
[sighs]
437
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,063
You know, your mom told me how brave
you've been since I've been gone.
438
00:30:16,066 --> 00:30:19,862
- I thought you might like this.
- [Harriet chuckles, sighs]
439
00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:26,159
Do you wanna give your daddy a hug?
440
00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:36,211
Maybe after some ice cream?
441
00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:39,590
- Ice cream.
- [chuckles] There it is.
442
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:42,259
[groans] I've dreamt about this hug.
443
00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:44,636
["I'm Back Pretty Baby" playing]
444
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:51,185
[chuckles]
You can just put it right in the kitchen.
445
00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:53,145
- [children chuckling]
- Oh. [chuckles]
446
00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:58,859
- Ray, you better play this one first.
- Mmm. Okay. All right.
447
00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:00,611
Ooh. You look like trouble.
448
00:31:03,906 --> 00:31:07,284
- [sighs] Mmm.
- Hello.
449
00:31:07,284 --> 00:31:10,037
- You tried Agnes's corn bread?
- [Harriet] Mmm. She made sure of it.
450
00:31:10,037 --> 00:31:12,497
- [Charlie] Hey. Hello.
- Oh. [chuckles] Hey.
451
00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:14,208
- Get over here.
- [Charlie chuckles]
452
00:31:16,502 --> 00:31:19,004
Charlie, this is Elizabeth Zott.
453
00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,590
[sighs] I'm so sorry for your loss.
454
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,427
Is that molasses on the ribs?
455
00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:26,970
That's impressive.
456
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:29,515
It's Kansas City style,
the way my dad used to make it.
457
00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:32,684
- What do we have here?
- Uh, blackberry pie.
458
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:35,729
How good we talking?
I won't be shown up in my own home.
459
00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:39,107
- Mmm. Then you might not wanna serve it.
- [chuckling]
460
00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:40,359
Come on.
461
00:31:41,652 --> 00:31:44,363
Jodie, Rhoda, Agnes.
You remember Elizabeth?
462
00:31:44,363 --> 00:31:45,948
- How you doing?
- [both] Hi.
463
00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:48,659
Hi. It is really nice to see you at a time
464
00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:50,702
when norepinephrine
isn't coursing through my body,
465
00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:53,372
triggered by
an acute flight-or-fight response.
466
00:31:54,081 --> 00:31:56,750
I don't know the science,
but I do remember the feeling.
467
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:59,419
- ["Joe Hill Boogie" playing]
- Oh. We're dancing now.
468
00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,255
- Hey.
- [Harriet] Oh.
469
00:32:01,255 --> 00:32:02,339
- [Agnes] Yes.
- [Jodie] All right.
470
00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,842
- [group chuckling]
- [Agnes] Whoo!
471
00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:10,806
- [Jodie] Come on.
- [shrieking]
472
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:16,019
- [Harriet] That's right. [laughing]
- [chattering]
473
00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:18,856
[song continues]
474
00:32:28,699 --> 00:32:30,492
Hello there, little one.
475
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:35,289
Harriet mentioned
this unbelievable blackberry pie.
476
00:32:36,248 --> 00:32:37,249
I'm Curtis Wakely.
477
00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:40,377
Elizabeth Zott.
How do you know the Sloanes?
478
00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:41,712
[Wakely] I just met them.
479
00:32:41,712 --> 00:32:44,464
I'm taking over for my father
as reverend at First Baptist.
480
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:46,675
If you ever need a reverend
or a taste tester,
481
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,135
I'd be more than happy to oblige.
482
00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:51,555
[chuckles]
Well, you're happy to taste test anytime.
483
00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:53,807
Not so much for church?
484
00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:57,644
My father was a preacher, so I have
a complicated relationship with faith.
485
00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,104
- [Wakely] Mm-hmm.
- Plus, I'm a scientist,
486
00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:01,273
so I have a complicated relationship
with faith.
487
00:33:01,273 --> 00:33:02,691
I welcome the debate.
488
00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:04,276
There's just not much of a debate
489
00:33:04,276 --> 00:33:06,987
when one side has proof
and the other has guilt.
490
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,035
[song fades]
491
00:33:24,505 --> 00:33:26,590
- [song resumes]
- [Mad cooing]
492
00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:31,512
- I'm so-- It was lovely to meet you.
- You as well.
493
00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:39,645
What you guys got there?
494
00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:41,313
It's a spinning top.
495
00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:45,526
Spinning top? Do you see that? Ooh.
496
00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:58,413
[Charlie moans, sighs]
497
00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:01,667
I miss seeing you at that sink,
Chief Surgeon Sloane.
498
00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:02,751
[chuckles]
499
00:34:07,506 --> 00:34:08,507
[moans]
500
00:34:11,677 --> 00:34:14,513
Baby. [chuckles]
501
00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,518
Was today too much too soon?
502
00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:23,563
[sighs, chuckles] Yes, probably.
503
00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:28,902
[chuckles] But it was also great
to see everyone again.
504
00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:31,780
Yeah.
I saw you and Sanford in cahoots again.
505
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,072
How's he doing?
506
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:34,699
He's good.
507
00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:36,451
He's still at Kaiser Sunset.
508
00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:41,790
Said they're looking for
a new chief resident in General Surgery.
509
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:44,333
You haven't even been back a week.
510
00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:48,297
The money is good, Harr.
It's really, really good.
511
00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:49,882
Yeah? How about the hours?
512
00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:51,382
The hours will be the hours.
513
00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:54,469
- This is a huge opportunity.
- For you.
514
00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:02,936
I feel like I've been putting myself
on hold for a long time now.
515
00:35:03,937 --> 00:35:05,189
What does that mean?
516
00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:08,734
I signed up to take the bar exam
in the spring.
517
00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:12,196
Eugene offered me a position
as junior associate if I pass.
518
00:35:13,155 --> 00:35:15,240
- When were you gonna tell me?
- Now.
519
00:35:15,991 --> 00:35:17,451
- And--
- There's an "and"?
520
00:35:17,451 --> 00:35:20,537
And I've been asked to chair
the Adams Washington Committee
521
00:35:20,537 --> 00:35:23,457
to keep this neighborhood
from turning into a freeway on-ramp.
522
00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:28,587
Did I become Mr. Harriet Sloane
when I was gone?
523
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:32,090
It's a lot to carry for the both of us.
524
00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:33,342
We'll make it work.
525
00:35:33,342 --> 00:35:36,553
[scoffs] And how in the world
are we gonna do that?
526
00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:38,805
Our kids need us both.
527
00:35:41,391 --> 00:35:42,392
I'm not worried.
528
00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:47,606
Yeah? Why not?
529
00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:51,568
Because it's you and me.
530
00:36:13,841 --> 00:36:14,842
[knocking]
531
00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:23,892
- Dr. Mason?
- Miss Zott, how are things?
532
00:36:23,892 --> 00:36:25,227
Good.
533
00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:28,522
Not to make this about me, but I had
the most god-awful row this morning.
534
00:36:29,815 --> 00:36:30,816
Oh, wow.
535
00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:32,401
It's messy, I know.
536
00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:35,404
Haven't heard from you in a while
and thought I'd check in.
537
00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:39,324
[sighs] You look tired.
538
00:36:40,284 --> 00:36:42,160
What about help? You have someone?
539
00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:44,288
My neighbor drops by.
540
00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:47,499
Excellent. Proximity is critical.
541
00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:51,670
And you're taking care of yourself?
Erging?
542
00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:54,047
W-When I can find the time.
543
00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:55,132
Hmm.
544
00:36:56,091 --> 00:36:58,844
I know I said a year,
but our two-seat fractured his leg,
545
00:36:58,844 --> 00:37:02,431
so I need you as soon as possible.
Next week at the latest.
546
00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:07,144
- What? No. I'm--
- Tired? Busy?
547
00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:09,354
Probably going to argue
you don't have time.
548
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,274
- Because I don't.
- Who does?
549
00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:16,403
Being an adult is overrated,
don't you think?
550
00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:18,906
Just as you solve one problem,
ten more pull up.
551
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:24,870
But a chilly splash of water to the face
off starboard, just before dawn?
552
00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:27,247
It fixes things.
553
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:32,336
[clicks tongue] Well, off to the hospital.
554
00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:37,341
I'll see you next week, two-seat.
555
00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:47,267
I love you.
556
00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:52,272
I know.
557
00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:57,361
[chuckles]
558
00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:10,624
[sighs]
559
00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:20,217
[sighs]
I was just thinking about your dad.
560
00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:24,471
He used to say
that jazz taught him how to think.
561
00:38:25,848 --> 00:38:30,435
How to sit and let the ideas carry him
where they may.
562
00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:32,980
He had a lot of notions.
563
00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:34,273
And dance moves.
564
00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:40,195
- [gurgles]
- [chuckles]
565
00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:45,200
Wait, do you think that's funny?
[chuckles]
566
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,620
- [giggling]
- [chuckling]
567
00:38:54,459 --> 00:38:56,879
[phone ringing]
568
00:38:58,088 --> 00:38:59,173
Sloane residence.
569
00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:00,674
Listen to this. [chuckles]
570
00:39:05,429 --> 00:39:06,680
- Come on, Mad.
- [feet tapping]
571
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,433
Uh, w-what exactly
am I supposed to be hearing?
572
00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:13,770
She was-- She was just laughing.
[chuckles]
573
00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:16,523
Is that even normal for a child her age?
574
00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:20,652
[sighs] I think she might
be quite advanced, unsurprisingly.
575
00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:24,698
I just hope she gets her parents'
characteristic humility.
576
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:30,370
[sighs]
577
00:39:38,754 --> 00:39:39,755
What's wrong?
578
00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:43,675
[shakily] I can't make my family tree.
579
00:39:48,138 --> 00:39:50,891
It's okay. I can't do mine either.
580
00:39:50,891 --> 00:39:53,435
[sniffles, grunts]
581
00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,856
[school bell ringing]
582
00:40:07,324 --> 00:40:08,325
Hi.
583
00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:12,704
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, honey.
584
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,168
- Hi, Mom.
- [Elizabeth] Hmm.
585
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:19,253
[Mad] Hey, Six Thirty.
586
00:40:19,837 --> 00:40:21,672
So, tell me, how was school?
587
00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:24,925
I don't think Mrs. Mudford likes me.
588
00:40:24,925 --> 00:40:26,593
Highly improbable.
589
00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:30,597
Every time I ask a question,
her mouth goes like this.
590
00:40:31,723 --> 00:40:34,601
Mmm? That is a scowl. Or a grimace.
591
00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:38,647
What's the difference
between a scowl and a grimace?
592
00:40:38,647 --> 00:40:40,232
There isn't. They're synonyms.
593
00:40:40,774 --> 00:40:41,775
Oh, I see.
594
00:40:44,278 --> 00:40:45,779
Did you like your lunch today?
595
00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:49,157
Yes. It was very delicious.
596
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:52,828
Did you like the pumpkin muffins I made?
I tried a new recipe.
597
00:40:52,828 --> 00:40:54,580
Oh, I loved them.
598
00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:57,583
Madeline Zott,
599
00:40:57,583 --> 00:41:00,752
I did not make pumpkin muffins.
I made peanut butter brownies.
600
00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:04,131
You are not eating your lunch,
and worse, you are lying to me.
601
00:41:04,131 --> 00:41:06,466
So, we will not be leaving this spot
until you tell me why.
602
00:41:09,887 --> 00:41:12,764
[elder] Now, when I was a girl... [sighs]
603
00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:19,479
...the war made it impossible
for my mother to find stockings.
604
00:41:20,522 --> 00:41:24,610
So, she would knit stockings herself,
605
00:41:25,903 --> 00:41:29,031
but without the waistband.
606
00:41:30,324 --> 00:41:36,246
So, they were just... socks.
607
00:41:36,246 --> 00:41:38,290
- Which is to say... [continues indistinctly]
- [sighs]
608
00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:41,335
Our numbers are more flaccid than my dick.
609
00:41:42,461 --> 00:41:45,756
Older women love her.
They find her comforting.
610
00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:48,592
No, Walter, they find her boring.
611
00:41:49,551 --> 00:41:52,137
And besides, we need men to watch,
612
00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:57,893
because men have money
to buy things from our sponsors,
613
00:41:57,893 --> 00:42:01,563
so I have money to buy things.
614
00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:06,693
This is Gerta's last day and possibly
her last breaths on this earth.
615
00:42:07,945 --> 00:42:10,822
Phil, at least let her do a goodbye show.
616
00:42:10,822 --> 00:42:13,283
The crone is out. Fill the slot.
617
00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,493
[sighs]
618
00:42:15,077 --> 00:42:18,163
Someone young but elegant.
619
00:42:18,163 --> 00:42:21,625
Someone maternal but fuckable.
620
00:42:23,168 --> 00:42:24,670
Maternal and fuckable. Got it.
621
00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:39,726
[Walter sighs]
622
00:42:46,608 --> 00:42:48,569
[Elizabeth]
Ma'am, I am here to see Walter Pine.
623
00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:50,028
[secretary] He's not available.
624
00:42:50,612 --> 00:42:52,531
Ah. Mr. Pine.
625
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,701
Uh, nurse auditions are downstairs
to your left.
626
00:42:55,701 --> 00:42:59,079
No, I am here to discuss the matter
concerning my daughter's lunches with you.
627
00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:01,832
- Lunch?
- Correct.
628
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,835
Can I go get a snack?
629
00:43:04,835 --> 00:43:07,546
Yeah. Uh, sure, honey. Go-- Go see Sharon.
630
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,097
I'm sorry, who are you,
and why are you in my office right now?
631
00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:20,058
I am Elizabeth Zott,
Madeline Zott's mother.
632
00:43:20,642 --> 00:43:21,977
[stammers] Have a seat.
633
00:43:21,977 --> 00:43:24,521
No, this is not
a seated kind of conversation.
634
00:43:25,314 --> 00:43:28,358
Your daughter has been taking
my daughter's lunch every day for months.
635
00:43:28,942 --> 00:43:31,361
Which really just leads me to wonder,
636
00:43:31,361 --> 00:43:34,907
is she not having nutritious meals
provided to her by her provider?
637
00:43:34,907 --> 00:43:39,453
Okay. [clears throat]
My daughter's extremely well-fed.
638
00:43:40,037 --> 00:43:42,039
I'm aware, because
I'm the one that's been feeding her.
639
00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:44,082
- [scoffing]
- [sighing] Mr. Pine.
640
00:43:44,082 --> 00:43:48,086
I do wish that I had the time or
the resources to feed both our daughters,
641
00:43:48,086 --> 00:43:50,297
but as it stands, I have two jobs.
642
00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:52,674
Well, three if you consider
being a parent, which I do.
643
00:43:52,674 --> 00:43:55,469
And as a parent,
I will not compromise on good food.
644
00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:58,347
Good food is a primary catalyst
from which my daughter will grow.
645
00:43:58,347 --> 00:44:00,891
Good food is not a hobby. It--
646
00:44:00,891 --> 00:44:03,185
It is community, it is family,
and it is essential.
647
00:44:04,686 --> 00:44:08,315
Out of concern for your daughter,
I brought my chicken pot pie recipe.
648
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:12,736
Along with a sample so that you can taste
the crumble of the crust
649
00:44:12,736 --> 00:44:14,154
and the viscosity of the filling.
650
00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:18,200
I also have oatmeal cookies or--
No. Mm-mmm.
651
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,535
I'm going to keep these on principle.
652
00:44:21,453 --> 00:44:23,121
Well, I'll leave one, for Amanda.
653
00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:25,832
Do not split that cookie with your father.
654
00:44:30,295 --> 00:44:31,296
He wasn't very busy.
655
00:44:58,532 --> 00:44:59,616
What? Oh. Oh.
656
00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:08,000
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
657
00:45:12,087 --> 00:45:14,506
- Have you lost your mind?
- Sorry.
658
00:45:16,675 --> 00:45:18,093
I'm a television producer,
659
00:45:18,093 --> 00:45:22,764
and I believe that you are poised
to become a force in afternoon TV.
660
00:45:22,764 --> 00:45:25,267
Which is why I would like
to offer you a job
661
00:45:26,059 --> 00:45:31,356
as the new host
of RBLA TV's latest cooking show. [sighs]
662
00:45:32,316 --> 00:45:33,358
Are you concussed?
663
00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:35,235
[stammers] Uh, n-no.
664
00:45:35,235 --> 00:45:40,490
Mr. Pine, I am a scientist.
A scientist who does not watch television.
665
00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:42,993
[stammers]
Please, just-- just think about it.
666
00:45:45,662 --> 00:45:48,707
And I did. I've considered it.
Please move your feet.
667
00:45:55,506 --> 00:45:56,548
[sighs]
668
00:45:57,132 --> 00:46:00,385
I was raising my hand,
but she wasn't looking at me.
669
00:46:00,385 --> 00:46:01,720
Schemes.
670
00:46:02,221 --> 00:46:05,265
[speaking indistinctly]
671
00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:06,308
[chuckles] Why?
672
00:46:06,308 --> 00:46:08,769
[speaking indistinctly]
673
00:46:58,277 --> 00:46:59,278
[sighs]
674
00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:12,374
[sighs]