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INGRID'S ROOM - ALWAYS TIDY
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TOILET (ALWAYS BACKED UP)
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RAKEL'S TRASH-O-RAMA
1000 HOPELESS PROJECTS
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Hi, Rakel.
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What's up?
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What are you thinking about?
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Sperm.
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That shit sucks.
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Are you coming?
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Yeah.
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Rakel!
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I'm coming. I need some clothes.
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Can't do it nude.
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I'll be quicker than lightning.
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Just need this last...
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No.
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No, it's not like that.
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It's more like yoga.
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Rakel, don't!
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What happened to your tits?
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They're a lot bigger.
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- They're not.
- They are.
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Yum!
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Well, I don't know.
I've just put on some weight.
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Okay, come on.
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Hey, wait. Ingrid. Dammit, wait!
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Stay centered.
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Onegaishimasu.
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What's this?
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This isn't yoga. It's wrestling.
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No, it's self-defence.
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That's right, self-defence.
"Wrestling" gives people the wrong idea.
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Just, it's all arms and legs here.
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When are we gonna fight with staffs?
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Well, we don't call it "fighting",
but we'll get to the staffs later.
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Right.
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Good work, everyone.
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I see progress.
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In all of you.
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We're going to look at ukemi.
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The art of falling.
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There's something beautiful
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about turning a situation
where you're about to fall down
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to gracefully getting
back on your feet,
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gaining the upper hand.
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Both in life and on the mat.
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Oh, shit.
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What's wrong?
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I think I've had sex with him.
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Remember that guy I fucked
because he smelled nice?
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The guy who smelled like butter?
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No!
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Then there's the tenkan
that goes around back here...
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- Yes?
- Like...
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Donatello in Turtles, you know,
he fights with a staff and so on.
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Technically, Donatello
doesn't do aikido.
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He uses a bo staff,
we use a jo staff.
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So that's the difference
between aikido and Donatello.
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Okay, find a partner.
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One step closer.
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Put your arm under here, and...
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Great!
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Very nice. Very nice.
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Come on.
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There. Oops!
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Right now you're going downward.
Visualise going forward.
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Use the momentum in
the fall to move forward and up.
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Look, if you... Do it one more time.
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When Ingrid comes around there. Here.
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You need to put the back
foot ahead of the other one.
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So that you move forward.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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As soon as you go
forward, get back up.
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Ready, get set, go.
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Yeah, perfect. We're there.
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- Right.
- Hallelujah!
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Great.
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- One more time.
- My turn.
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Ready?
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Good. Down.
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- There we are.
- That's it!
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- Jeez, are you okay?
- I'm fine. It's okay.
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I just have to...
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He didn't do it on purpose.
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Nah.
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No, he didn't.
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Bye!
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Okay, let's go.
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You go ahead.
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I have to take a dump.
You're stressing me out.
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My asshole gets tight like...
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- See you at home.
- Yeah.
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Hello!
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Anyone here? Everything alright?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Sorry to interrupt,
but I have to lock up.
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Right.
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I'll hurry up.
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Good.
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Hi.
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What is it?
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What are you looking at?
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Nothing.
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There's nothing...
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Just, if someone does drugs
in there, I have to report it.
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It's okay. Relax. I haven't...
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- I haven't done any drugs.
- No, of course not.
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Good. I mean...
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I haven't even taken a poo.
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I thought I had to poo because my stomach
was all weird, but nothing happened.
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Shit, I just said "poo" twice.
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Thanks a lot.
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That's okay.
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Yes! Yes!
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- I have to lock up.
- Right. I just have to...
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Yes! Yes! Right there!
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I just have to get my phone!
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There!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I can drive you home if you like.
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It's okay.
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It's not a problem.
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It's okay. I'll...
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Just walk.
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- Where did you go?
- I told you, I had to poo.
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You spend a lot of time on the can.
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Yeah, but nothing happens.
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Constipation. Eat prunes.
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I poo every morning. But then...
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I just feel bloated all day.
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Jeez. I'm chucking this out.
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No! No, why?
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Like, it smells awful.
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No. I made it yesterday.
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It's hummus. It stays good for days.
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Smell it.
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- Well?
- You pregnant or something?
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No.
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Crazy sense of smell.
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Bigger tits. Bellyache. Drinking
three litres of tropical nectar a day.
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You didn't use to like it.
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Sure I did.
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Do you have to drink from the box?
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I'm not sick.
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- Did you really sleep with Aikido-Mos?
- It was so awkward.
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He had to throw me out of the gym.
I spent ages in the loo.
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- Did he come inside you?
- Come on!
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I'm not pregnant.
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Ingrid, he used a
condom and I'm on the pill.
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I've just put on some weight,
and I have a good sense of smell.
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Loads of sugar in tropical nectar.
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Sticks to your hips.
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Worth it.
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You should get off the pill.
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Fucks up the hormone balance.
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You don't have that much sex.
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I don't take it for sex.
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It's so I can skip my period.
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You don't know if
you've had your period?
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I haven't had my
period since Liseberg.
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That's six months ago.
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Yes.
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But you buy pads.
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Sure, there's a bit.
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Some brown drops.
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But rarely.
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You got preggo tests in your room?
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How come?
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Pee on the goddamn stick.
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5 THINGS RAKEL WANTS TO BE
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BEER TASTER
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FOREST RANGER
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COMIC ARTIST
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No!
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Thanks. Bye.
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I can come in on Thursday at nine.
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- Can you come with me?
- I'm going to Trondheim.
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I'll be back next Wednesday.
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Then I can go with you.
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Get it done. Get it out.
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Aikido-Mos must
have pretty good sperm
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to blast through both
condoms and pills.
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Probably because he
made me come like hell.
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I came... Beyond, like.
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No way!
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What?
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You came?
From one night stand sex, shitfaced?
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With Mos?
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Well, he was really on the ball.
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Are you gonna tell him?
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Guess I have to.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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Hi.
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- Am I interrupting anything?
- No.
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The thing is, I tried to
look up your phone number.
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Then...
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Your address came up.
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And I was like...
just around the corner.
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So I thought I might as well just...
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I wanted to ask you after
the aikido lesson, but...
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All this other stuff came up.
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But I was going to ask if maybe you'd
like to go out for coffee or something.
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- Huh?
- If you'd like a coffee or something?
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Okay, no?
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Yes.
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- Yes?
- No.
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I didn't mean to make a face.
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It's just bad timing.
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Okay.
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- So no?
- Yes.
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But no in a nice way, not like...
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Of course.
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Okay.
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- Bye. Or...
- Yeah. Bye.
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- Should I...?
- Do it.
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Hello?
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Sorry, it was just weird
timing with that question.
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Right.
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Well, I'm pregnant.
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Are you kidding?
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Wow. Shit, that...
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And you're like...
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the only one...
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That can't be right.
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Seems we're both very fertile, so...
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It's no big deal. But since you suddenly
showed up, I thought I'd blurt it out.
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That's a pretty serious twist.
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I'm gonna have an abortion.
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And there's another one.
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Life.
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Sorry.
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It's okay.
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Is there anything I can do for you?
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Nothing.
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But, right...
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I didn't mean to be rude
about the coffee, just...
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Maybe you can ask me
again some other time?
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- If you want to.
- Yeah, sure thing.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Dammit.
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Oh, my God!
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Hi.
How much to get to Ullevål Hospital?
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I've got an abortion.
I've only got 74 kroner.
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I can't get you there for 74 kroner.
Sorry.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Sorry to bother you.
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- Don't worry about it.
- I missed my bus.
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So I... I didn't know who to call.
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Because I can't miss my appointment.
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Have to get it done
pretty soon, so...
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I didn't feel too guilty since
it's sort of your fault too.
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You want me to come with you?
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I wouldn't mind.
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HAS A CAR
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AND SPERM WITH SUPERPOWERS
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SMELLS LIKE BUTTER
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What is it?
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Nothing.
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Look at this.
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Angelina Jolie has six kids.
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Rakel Pedersen?
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Right.
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We used both a
condom and the pill, so...
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It's not our fault.
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- What is it?
- I'll just do an ultrasound.
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Just...
Have you been together a while?
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We're not together.
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He just came along.
270
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,331
Could you excuse us for a moment?
271
00:18:51,515 --> 00:18:52,987
No! What? Why?
272
00:18:52,988 --> 00:18:56,158
We need to talk
about a sensitive issue.
273
00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:59,118
- I've got cancer?
- No.
274
00:18:59,248 --> 00:19:00,945
Did you feel a tumour?
275
00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:02,394
No, no.
276
00:19:02,395 --> 00:19:03,978
I can step outside.
277
00:19:03,979 --> 00:19:05,654
No, don't leave.
278
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,307
Okay, what...
279
00:19:07,308 --> 00:19:09,285
Time out. What's going on?
280
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:11,898
Right.
281
00:19:14,815 --> 00:19:16,195
Oh, shit.
282
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,513
Huh? What's wrong?
283
00:19:18,514 --> 00:19:21,644
You're a little more than
eight weeks pregnant.
284
00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:26,171
I'd estimate that you're at
the end of the second trimester.
285
00:19:27,214 --> 00:19:28,711
What does that mean?
286
00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:32,598
You're about 26 weeks pregnant.
287
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:39,625
- 26 weeks means...?
- Six and a half months pregnant.
288
00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:49,391
I'm... I'm not six months pregnant.
289
00:19:49,735 --> 00:19:51,312
Are you stupid or something?
290
00:19:51,313 --> 00:19:54,585
That's... I don't have...
291
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:57,980
- My body's fine!
- I know it's unexpected.
292
00:19:57,981 --> 00:20:01,314
But not all pregnant
women get a huge belly.
293
00:20:01,315 --> 00:20:03,546
You may have missed your...
294
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,467
Just give me the pills.
295
00:20:05,468 --> 00:20:09,744
I'm sure you're aware that
the limit for abortion is 12 weeks.
296
00:20:10,028 --> 00:20:14,054
I'm having an abortion.
I demand an abortion right away!
297
00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:17,964
Take those fucking pills
and stuff them up the pill hole.
298
00:20:19,981 --> 00:20:21,737
I don't want a flyer.
299
00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:23,420
I want those pills.
300
00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:26,520
I think we should take a deep breath.
301
00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:31,087
You can get back to us if you
have any questions and so on.
302
00:20:31,088 --> 00:20:33,535
I want an abortion now!
303
00:20:33,914 --> 00:20:37,273
That goes for you
too, it's all in there.
304
00:20:37,274 --> 00:20:39,078
I'm no longer the father,
305
00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:41,777
but I'll hold on to the flyer.
306
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:48,253
But it's not possible. I can't be six
months pregnant without knowing it!
307
00:20:48,254 --> 00:20:50,111
I'm not six months pregnant!
308
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,011
It's not that common, but it happens.
309
00:20:54,147 --> 00:20:57,417
I've read people give birth in the toilet.
They had no idea. So it's...
310
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:02,840
I usually offer a print
of the ultrasound, but...
311
00:21:02,841 --> 00:21:04,551
Don't print anything.
312
00:21:05,715 --> 00:21:07,920
This is just completely nuts.
313
00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:10,291
Jeez, how unprofessional.
314
00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:17,907
I've been drinking and stuff.
Like, partying like hell, and...
315
00:21:17,908 --> 00:21:22,448
We'll run some tests, but there's
nothing wrong with the foetus...
316
00:21:23,498 --> 00:21:26,514
as far as I can see.
It seems to be normal and...
317
00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:28,735
Thank you.
318
00:21:29,008 --> 00:21:30,585
Where are my pants?!
319
00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:04,098
Let me know if I can help.
320
00:22:47,055 --> 00:22:48,785
Six months?!
321
00:22:50,414 --> 00:22:52,585
Are you six months pregnant?
322
00:22:52,811 --> 00:22:54,618
Six and a half, they say.
323
00:22:55,915 --> 00:22:57,967
- Fuck.
- Yeah.
324
00:22:57,968 --> 00:22:59,671
- No!
- Yes.
325
00:23:01,094 --> 00:23:03,365
- There's a baby in there?
- Yeah.
326
00:23:05,495 --> 00:23:07,400
My God. Can I feel it?
327
00:23:07,401 --> 00:23:09,686
- Is it kicking?
- No!
328
00:23:09,687 --> 00:23:11,531
It's not fucking kicking.
329
00:23:11,532 --> 00:23:14,538
If it had, I'd have known
it's there before now.
330
00:23:16,755 --> 00:23:18,371
Why isn't it kicking?
331
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,178
- Is it sick?
- No, it's not sick.
332
00:23:21,355 --> 00:23:25,079
It's just a fucking
rotten sneaky Ninjababy
333
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:30,230
who thinks it can chill there for
nine months and then sneak out.
334
00:23:31,968 --> 00:23:33,618
You sure it's not sick?
335
00:23:33,948 --> 00:23:35,745
You're partying all the time.
336
00:23:36,061 --> 00:23:38,044
- Not all the time.
- Half the time.
337
00:23:39,568 --> 00:23:41,311
- Maybe a quarter.
- At least.
338
00:23:44,301 --> 00:23:46,525
Doesn't the baby get
as drunk as the mum?
339
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,318
The doctor said it looked fine.
340
00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,591
Who's the dad?
341
00:23:51,727 --> 00:23:52,893
I don't know.
342
00:23:52,894 --> 00:23:54,557
Sure you know.
343
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,451
Six or seven months ago.
344
00:24:02,228 --> 00:24:03,758
Dick Easter.
345
00:24:04,762 --> 00:24:06,225
Yeah.
346
00:24:09,921 --> 00:24:12,517
It could be anyone.
You banged loads.
347
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,318
I didn't bang loads.
348
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,031
I banged three guys, Ingrid.
349
00:24:18,681 --> 00:24:20,745
- Not that many.
- Rakel, this is like Mamma Mia.
350
00:24:20,746 --> 00:24:22,791
What? No way.
351
00:24:23,055 --> 00:24:25,145
- It's the same concept.
- No, it's not.
352
00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:28,351
It can only be one of them.
353
00:24:29,881 --> 00:24:31,331
How come?
354
00:24:31,514 --> 00:24:34,080
There was Hassan in Geilo.
He didn't come.
355
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,717
And Martin didn't come
356
00:24:36,914 --> 00:24:38,378
in there.
357
00:24:39,822 --> 00:24:41,391
So there's just one,
358
00:24:42,641 --> 00:24:44,178
one bastard who...
359
00:24:44,555 --> 00:24:46,078
Dick Jesus?!
360
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,944
Dick Jesus.
361
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:54,405
I told you to lay off Dick Jesus.
362
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,264
I know.
363
00:24:56,928 --> 00:25:00,745
But every time I meet him
he's like, "Wanna fuck?"
364
00:25:01,428 --> 00:25:04,285
And I can't say no. It's impossible.
365
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,038
Are you gonna be a mum?
366
00:25:22,008 --> 00:25:24,657
I should have let
him come on my face.
367
00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:25,680
No.
368
00:25:25,681 --> 00:25:28,931
Better to get pregnant than
get Dick Jesus' cum on your face.
369
00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,358
It's a little romantic, though?
370
00:25:35,694 --> 00:25:37,558
It's not fucking romantic.
371
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,000
It's pathetic.
372
00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:41,714
That's what it is. This isn't love.
373
00:25:41,715 --> 00:25:43,285
It's sperm.
374
00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:45,805
Are you gonna give it away?
375
00:25:47,134 --> 00:25:48,691
Guess I have to.
376
00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:55,957
Put it up for adoption?
377
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:57,458
I don't know.
378
00:26:00,794 --> 00:26:04,698
Nobody wants to adopt a
kid with a Dick Jesus dad.
379
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,060
Who's an alcoholic and a drug addict.
380
00:26:08,061 --> 00:26:10,094
I have to sit and tell people
381
00:26:10,095 --> 00:26:14,151
I've got psoriasis, that I've been
drinking and smoking while pregnant?
382
00:26:16,181 --> 00:26:19,620
But the next weekend
was just apeshit.
383
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:24,084
That was bad. Not good.
That was like... and... and...
384
00:26:24,595 --> 00:26:26,625
Then there was the shroom trip.
385
00:26:26,954 --> 00:26:28,510
That was wild.
386
00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:30,863
Want some shrooms?
387
00:26:31,213 --> 00:26:33,134
I've already got shrooms.
388
00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:34,630
In my pussy!
389
00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,783
Just kidding.
390
00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:44,881
Then...
391
00:26:45,348 --> 00:26:47,773
That's all I remember
from that evening.
392
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,384
What's done is done.
393
00:26:49,932 --> 00:26:51,398
C'est la vie.
394
00:26:51,781 --> 00:26:53,161
So...
395
00:26:53,668 --> 00:26:55,138
Carpe diem.
396
00:27:15,561 --> 00:27:17,145
Ugly drawings.
397
00:27:18,047 --> 00:27:19,327
You're ugly.
398
00:27:19,328 --> 00:27:21,274
Yeah, I'm probably deformed.
399
00:27:21,275 --> 00:27:22,998
But that's your fault.
400
00:27:24,547 --> 00:27:26,685
I've got foetal alcohol syndrome.
401
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:29,318
I'll probably get water in my brain.
402
00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:34,167
You should've told me
so I didn't get you pissed.
403
00:27:34,168 --> 00:27:35,778
Jeez.
404
00:27:35,995 --> 00:27:37,460
Are you kidding?
405
00:27:37,461 --> 00:27:39,067
I told you many times.
406
00:27:39,068 --> 00:27:40,820
You just went to the loo.
407
00:27:40,821 --> 00:27:44,078
Maybe you should
kick like a normal kid?
408
00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:47,585
Do you feel me now?
409
00:28:29,628 --> 00:28:31,745
Rakel, Rakel, Rakel.
410
00:28:33,468 --> 00:28:36,681
- May I come in?
- Yeah, come inside.
411
00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,385
Long time no see.
412
00:28:40,495 --> 00:28:42,867
You want something to drink?
413
00:28:42,868 --> 00:28:45,458
I have some paella on
the stove if you're hungry.
414
00:28:46,288 --> 00:28:47,473
No, thanks.
415
00:28:47,474 --> 00:28:49,120
This is my dad?
416
00:28:49,121 --> 00:28:50,486
You serious?
417
00:28:50,487 --> 00:28:52,640
You let that guy fuck you?
418
00:28:52,641 --> 00:28:54,264
Drag me to court.
419
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:56,360
What?
420
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,218
No, nothing.
421
00:28:59,142 --> 00:29:01,498
Right. So you're...
422
00:29:03,095 --> 00:29:04,698
Not having anything?
423
00:29:07,135 --> 00:29:09,091
Well, should we just...
424
00:29:10,435 --> 00:29:11,918
Get to it?
425
00:29:12,441 --> 00:29:14,118
We're not gonna fuck.
426
00:29:14,548 --> 00:29:17,005
- There's something I have to tell you.
- Oh, no.
427
00:29:18,714 --> 00:29:20,778
Let me guess. You've got chlamydia?
428
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,374
I've been there before.
429
00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,829
You've been to the doctor.
430
00:29:26,295 --> 00:29:28,314
Bad news: you've got chlamydia.
431
00:29:28,315 --> 00:29:33,771
Now you have to tell everyone you've had
sex with that they might have it as well.
432
00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:35,357
I'm pregnant.
433
00:29:36,154 --> 00:29:38,005
Okay. Congrats?
434
00:29:38,308 --> 00:29:40,778
Don't fucking congratulate me.
435
00:29:41,021 --> 00:29:42,545
It's yours.
436
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:44,774
No way.
437
00:29:44,775 --> 00:29:46,598
I'm seven months pregnant.
438
00:29:47,788 --> 00:29:49,278
And it's yours.
439
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,657
Right.
You're not.
440
00:29:53,014 --> 00:29:56,694
If you were seven months
pregnant, you'd have a huge belly.
441
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,997
Your belly would be out here.
442
00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:01,436
You're pregnant. Could well be.
443
00:30:01,437 --> 00:30:04,151
But first trimester, max.
444
00:30:05,241 --> 00:30:07,205
Not everyone gets that belly.
445
00:30:08,815 --> 00:30:12,787
I've been to the doctor.
I'm seven months pregnant.
446
00:30:12,788 --> 00:30:15,784
And you're the only one
who wouldn't use a condom.
447
00:30:17,921 --> 00:30:22,571
You should go to the hospital
and take a paternity test.
448
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:26,245
And join the world of condoms.
449
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,418
And I think you should take the kid.
450
00:30:33,481 --> 00:30:36,447
I'm not growing up with this guy.
Are you nuts?
451
00:30:36,448 --> 00:30:39,045
He's got a "Blaze the Lord"
poster on the wall!
452
00:30:41,801 --> 00:30:43,691
It's too late for an abortion.
453
00:30:43,881 --> 00:30:47,791
I don't want a kid.
I don't have time, money...
454
00:30:48,001 --> 00:30:52,867
You've got everything.
You've got a place to live, grandparents...
455
00:30:52,868 --> 00:30:55,158
This is your fault.
You realize that much?
456
00:30:55,434 --> 00:30:56,891
Your fault.
457
00:30:57,608 --> 00:31:00,011
So fucking congrats to you.
458
00:31:00,221 --> 00:31:03,038
This is so fucking sick.
459
00:31:05,307 --> 00:31:09,265
How can you be seven months
pregnant and not know it?
460
00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:14,551
You gotta keep track of
your goddamn periods, and...
461
00:31:14,847 --> 00:31:17,945
What do I know?
Get an abortion like a normal person.
462
00:31:18,915 --> 00:31:23,378
You can't just barge in
and chuck a baby in my face!
463
00:31:39,395 --> 00:31:43,973
And besides, it was your
idea that I should come in there.
464
00:31:43,974 --> 00:31:45,483
Are you fucking shitting me?
465
00:31:45,484 --> 00:31:46,934
But it was!
466
00:31:47,044 --> 00:31:48,856
I can come anywhere!
467
00:31:48,857 --> 00:31:54,857
I can come on your face, on
your tits, on your ass, in your ass!
468
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:59,707
I can come in the fucking coffee
machine if you want, just tell me!
469
00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,521
Boom! Empty clip.
470
00:32:03,535 --> 00:32:05,371
Goddamn you.
471
00:32:06,448 --> 00:32:10,874
I never said you could come inside me.
Just not on my face!
472
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:12,734
But you never listen.
473
00:32:12,735 --> 00:32:14,574
The window's tiny.
474
00:32:14,575 --> 00:32:18,229
You gotta take vital
decisions at light speed.
475
00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:21,574
And in that subtext, it's either or.
476
00:32:21,575 --> 00:32:25,014
- It's either or! That's how it is.
- No!
477
00:32:25,015 --> 00:32:27,741
- It's not.
- Well, it is for me.
478
00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:32,531
I've seriously got
50% of this guy's DNA?
479
00:32:33,488 --> 00:32:37,234
- I'm not having a kid.
- I'm giving birth in any case.
480
00:32:37,235 --> 00:32:38,825
And it'll exist.
481
00:32:39,288 --> 00:32:42,787
And you're a dad
and I'm a mum for the rest of our lives.
482
00:32:42,788 --> 00:32:46,999
Oh, fuck. He's the kinda
guy who'll get a midlife crisis,
483
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,304
start bugging me in my teens.
"I was so young and immature!"
484
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:53,823
"Now I wanna be part of your life."
485
00:32:53,824 --> 00:32:55,943
I'll be busy with my band.
486
00:32:55,944 --> 00:33:00,927
Not that convenient with a burnout
dad who suddenly wants to connect.
487
00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,638
If you don't want it,
I'll have to give it away.
488
00:33:05,008 --> 00:33:06,985
Put it up for adoption.
489
00:33:07,408 --> 00:33:08,480
Sure.
490
00:33:08,481 --> 00:33:10,684
I don't want any
hassle from you later.
491
00:33:11,547 --> 00:33:13,792
I'm just saying, if
we do it, we do it.
492
00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:16,617
You can't have a revelation.
493
00:33:16,941 --> 00:33:20,640
Suddenly wanna "be
there" and make a huge fuss.
494
00:33:20,641 --> 00:33:23,165
- Okay.
- If we do it, we do it.
495
00:33:23,348 --> 00:33:25,171
- It's a deal.
- Yeah?
496
00:33:27,535 --> 00:33:29,931
- Jeez, you really don't care.
- No.
497
00:33:32,461 --> 00:33:34,887
Sure I do, but...
498
00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:38,091
I'm just not having a kid now.
499
00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:40,611
You know, you should get a vasectomy.
500
00:33:41,215 --> 00:33:45,740
Just chop, chop down there.
Reverse it if you ever want kids.
501
00:33:45,741 --> 00:33:47,917
Sure, okay, but
I'm not gonna do that.
502
00:33:47,918 --> 00:33:49,298
No?
503
00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:53,611
Right, I'll go set up the adoption.
504
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,471
Okay.
505
00:33:59,868 --> 00:34:03,254
- No! We're not having sex!
- Why not?
506
00:34:03,255 --> 00:34:06,454
- Did you hear anything I said?
- Sure, I'm here.
507
00:34:06,455 --> 00:34:10,383
- Evidently not.
- But jeez, we have such great sex!
508
00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:16,384
You're smoking hot, and you're pregnant
already, so we don't have to fret about...
509
00:34:17,614 --> 00:34:20,648
No, we're not having sex.
510
00:34:25,268 --> 00:34:26,851
Don't look down.
511
00:34:29,261 --> 00:34:31,357
No, don't look...
512
00:34:31,801 --> 00:34:33,266
Oh, jeez...
513
00:34:33,267 --> 00:34:35,051
This is humiliating!
514
00:34:38,828 --> 00:34:40,924
I can come inside you, right?
515
00:34:41,795 --> 00:34:44,865
No, absolutely not! No!
516
00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:47,079
Shut up!
517
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,551
Sorry?
518
00:34:56,335 --> 00:34:59,441
Hey, you know what?
This isn't working.
519
00:34:59,442 --> 00:35:01,851
No!
520
00:35:04,608 --> 00:35:06,024
Okay...
521
00:35:17,761 --> 00:35:19,678
Sperm, jeez...
522
00:35:20,734 --> 00:35:22,591
This shit sucks.
523
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:29,774
You read about that Mormon lady who
wants mandatory vasectomy for teenage boys?
524
00:35:29,775 --> 00:35:30,860
What?
525
00:35:30,861 --> 00:35:32,985
It's a great idea.
526
00:35:33,595 --> 00:35:36,251
We always get
the blame for abortions.
527
00:35:36,941 --> 00:35:40,673
If all 12-year-old boys had a vasectomy
528
00:35:40,674 --> 00:35:42,730
we'd be done with
529
00:35:42,853 --> 00:35:45,327
all those irresponsible ejaculations.
530
00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:49,104
- If they're serious, then...
- You can't sterilize all men.
531
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:52,501
Sure you can. Because the thing
is, you can always reverse it.
532
00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:56,735
They can just see the doctor.
Chop, chop.
533
00:35:56,736 --> 00:36:00,387
Go back when they want kids.
Chop, chop.
534
00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:06,281
Then they can pump in as much
sperm and cum and babies as they like.
535
00:36:06,774 --> 00:36:09,724
- It's absolutely brilliant.
- It won't work.
536
00:36:10,594 --> 00:36:11,953
It's child abuse.
537
00:36:11,954 --> 00:36:16,657
But jeez, we're already snipping up
little boys' pee-pees like it's nothing.
538
00:36:17,381 --> 00:36:23,400
I mean, compared to what we go
through, with pills that make you bipolar,
539
00:36:23,401 --> 00:36:28,048
IUDs that have to be surgically
implanted in your kitty...
540
00:36:28,725 --> 00:36:30,914
And what about all the abortions?
541
00:36:31,408 --> 00:36:34,967
What about this?
I can't have an abortion.
542
00:36:34,968 --> 00:36:37,060
I'll be flat out in a hospital bed,
543
00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:41,673
torn apart from clit to asshole,
shitting myself for 19 hours.
544
00:36:41,674 --> 00:36:44,520
That'll be a treat.
I'm so looking forward to it. Hurray!
545
00:36:44,521 --> 00:36:47,614
A vasectomy is nothing!
546
00:36:47,615 --> 00:36:49,064
No.
547
00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:50,961
True enough.
548
00:36:50,962 --> 00:36:52,674
It'll never happen
549
00:36:52,675 --> 00:36:53,871
in the patriarchate.
550
00:36:53,872 --> 00:36:55,805
- Patriarchy.
- Right, patriarchy.
551
00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:23,613
If you still want to give it away after
birth, it will be placed in a foster home
552
00:37:23,614 --> 00:37:28,811
for a couple of months to give you time
to think it over, maybe change your mind.
553
00:37:29,401 --> 00:37:32,018
Finally it will be handed
over to the adoptive parents.
554
00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:35,898
Sounds good.
555
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:39,516
I just want to know one thing.
These parents...
556
00:37:40,321 --> 00:37:41,944
I'd prefer...
557
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,778
I'd like it if they're not too rich.
558
00:37:45,573 --> 00:37:47,845
Because it's kind of...
559
00:37:48,168 --> 00:37:51,504
Kids who have too much
money lose touch with reality.
560
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:55,731
If the parents have many kids,
it might work, could be okay.
561
00:37:56,368 --> 00:38:01,293
But if a couple has loads of money
and just wants to adopt one kid...
562
00:38:01,294 --> 00:38:04,007
I think I'll choose someone else.
563
00:38:04,008 --> 00:38:09,451
But you won't be involved in
the actual choice of adoptive parents.
564
00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:13,463
We'll handle that part.
But we will listen to your wishes.
565
00:38:13,464 --> 00:38:16,834
So I don't have any say
about where the kid will end up?
566
00:38:17,735 --> 00:38:21,467
We will listen to your wishes.
Try to make it happen.
567
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,535
I won't get to meet them, like?
568
00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:25,347
No, but the child...
569
00:38:25,348 --> 00:38:28,031
But how can I know they're
not Nazi paedophiles?
570
00:38:29,628 --> 00:38:32,087
Well, it's an extensive process.
571
00:38:32,088 --> 00:38:33,831
So I just have to trust you?
572
00:38:41,935 --> 00:38:44,605
PRE-ADOPTION COURSE
573
00:39:10,788 --> 00:39:13,231
Hey, Rakel! Hi.
574
00:39:13,841 --> 00:39:16,560
It's been ages. How are you?
575
00:39:16,561 --> 00:39:18,380
How are things in graphic design?
576
00:39:18,381 --> 00:39:19,971
I dropped out.
577
00:39:21,701 --> 00:39:23,971
There was so much
stress with, well...
578
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:25,885
Basically the whole thing.
579
00:39:25,886 --> 00:39:27,266
Okay?
580
00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:29,291
So what's happening?
581
00:39:31,248 --> 00:39:32,761
I'm pregnant.
582
00:39:32,762 --> 00:39:34,304
Seven months pregnant.
583
00:39:36,348 --> 00:39:37,798
- No?
- Yeah.
584
00:39:38,522 --> 00:39:40,120
I didn't even notice.
585
00:39:40,121 --> 00:39:42,991
- Suddenly there's a kid in there.
- That's not possible!
586
00:39:43,441 --> 00:39:44,985
It is.
587
00:39:47,128 --> 00:39:48,747
Who's the father?
588
00:39:48,748 --> 00:39:49,973
Dick Jesus.
589
00:39:49,974 --> 00:39:52,146
- Dick...?
- Jesus.
590
00:39:52,147 --> 00:39:53,764
Dick Jesus?
591
00:39:54,234 --> 00:39:55,614
Who's that?
592
00:39:55,615 --> 00:39:57,644
Someone who doesn't
wanna deal with it.
593
00:40:01,248 --> 00:40:02,708
But Rakel,
594
00:40:03,255 --> 00:40:04,727
how is that even...
595
00:40:04,728 --> 00:40:08,598
- No, you must be kidding.
- I'm not kidding, no.
596
00:40:08,761 --> 00:40:10,141
So...
597
00:40:10,588 --> 00:40:12,418
I thought maybe...
598
00:40:12,681 --> 00:40:14,553
You and Stian, you've...
599
00:40:14,554 --> 00:40:15,998
You've like...
600
00:40:16,246 --> 00:40:18,004
You've tried...
601
00:40:18,654 --> 00:40:20,305
To have kids.
602
00:40:20,575 --> 00:40:22,011
Yeah.
603
00:40:22,328 --> 00:40:23,680
So I thought...
604
00:40:23,681 --> 00:40:26,804
Is it something you're still trying
to do, or have you...
605
00:40:27,694 --> 00:40:29,124
shelved it?
606
00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:32,557
- We're ready.
- Right, I'm coming.
607
00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:38,818
I'm going to L.A.
with Marlene Lindtner.
608
00:40:40,035 --> 00:40:41,680
She's been signed with Warner.
609
00:40:41,681 --> 00:40:44,101
Wants me to produce her album.
610
00:40:44,102 --> 00:40:45,482
Okay.
611
00:40:46,721 --> 00:40:47,914
Cool.
612
00:40:47,915 --> 00:40:50,107
L.A.
sucks, but it's pretty radical.
613
00:40:50,108 --> 00:40:53,025
So I'm planning to go there.
614
00:40:54,335 --> 00:40:55,905
That's awesome.
615
00:40:57,248 --> 00:41:01,431
But... So I'll be an aunt, and you'll
be a mum in a couple of months?
616
00:41:02,188 --> 00:41:03,636
Yeah.
617
00:41:03,637 --> 00:41:05,385
But I'm not gonna be a mum.
618
00:41:07,234 --> 00:41:08,753
So, I'm...
619
00:41:08,754 --> 00:41:12,867
Listen, I know it
must be hard, Rakel.
620
00:41:12,868 --> 00:41:15,611
Hey, you know what? Just relax.
621
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,445
It'll be okay.
622
00:41:18,582 --> 00:41:19,774
But...
623
00:41:19,775 --> 00:41:25,205
L.A. sounds so awesome.
That's some serious stuff.
624
00:41:26,955 --> 00:41:30,153
- I'll come see you.
- You have to do that.
625
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,531
You're on top of everything.
626
00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:35,691
- Bye!
- Bye.
627
00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,234
- Right.
- Sebastian.
628
00:41:42,235 --> 00:41:43,615
Okay.
629
00:41:46,514 --> 00:41:47,931
Hi.
630
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,591
Hi.
631
00:41:49,815 --> 00:41:51,718
I think I'm a bit late.
632
00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,605
No problem.
633
00:41:55,162 --> 00:41:56,845
You must be...
634
00:41:59,441 --> 00:42:00,911
Fatima...?
635
00:42:02,121 --> 00:42:04,132
Yeah. Sure. Yep.
636
00:42:04,461 --> 00:42:06,024
- Okay.
- That's me.
637
00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:07,817
Right.
638
00:42:09,521 --> 00:42:11,078
What about Zayid?
639
00:42:11,935 --> 00:42:14,645
Right, Zayid. He...
640
00:42:15,888 --> 00:42:18,158
He's at home with a tummy bug.
641
00:42:18,741 --> 00:42:21,757
- Oh, dear.
- He was real sick last night.
642
00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:23,740
That's too bad.
643
00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:26,244
Yeah, it sucks big time.
644
00:42:27,615 --> 00:42:28,914
Right.
645
00:42:28,915 --> 00:42:31,818
Let's say hello to Fatima.
646
00:42:32,161 --> 00:42:35,466
We hope Zayid can be here next time.
647
00:42:35,968 --> 00:42:38,220
We've just completed
the introductions.
648
00:42:38,221 --> 00:42:42,314
So we'll take it from there.
You'll get to know the others.
649
00:42:42,581 --> 00:42:45,107
HEIRLOOM
650
00:42:45,108 --> 00:42:47,294
AND GOLD WATCH
651
00:42:47,295 --> 00:42:50,428
AND HOW MUCH ANTI-WRINKLE CREAM?
652
00:42:57,228 --> 00:43:01,360
HANDCRAFTED SHOES AND
F**KING CREASED TROUSERS?!
653
00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:05,885
OKAY, YOU BLOW TWO GRAND ON A
SILK BLOUSE, AND YOU GO FOR BEIGE?
654
00:43:07,264 --> 00:43:09,474
NO DANDRUFF?
655
00:43:09,475 --> 00:43:11,665
HERE, HAVE SOME!
656
00:43:21,608 --> 00:43:23,918
We're applying in Norway.
657
00:43:24,046 --> 00:43:25,160
Okay.
658
00:43:25,161 --> 00:43:30,271
Then it's possible for the temporary
foster home to use the name you choose.
659
00:43:30,828 --> 00:43:35,027
But it's not a problem if
you need time to find a name.
660
00:43:35,028 --> 00:43:38,900
Yes, because it
does feel a bit strange
661
00:43:38,901 --> 00:43:42,909
to decide on a name
before you've met the child.
662
00:43:42,910 --> 00:43:45,741
But we have to put
it in the application.
663
00:43:45,742 --> 00:43:48,574
For us, it's either
Chrisander or Frimann.
664
00:43:48,575 --> 00:43:49,899
What beautiful names!
665
00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:53,405
You think so?
How kind of you. But we...
666
00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:56,577
Why are you applying in Norway?
667
00:43:57,835 --> 00:44:01,107
I think we should pick up where we...
668
00:44:01,108 --> 00:44:05,391
I'm not trying to blame anyone.
Zayid and I are also applying in Norway.
669
00:44:06,181 --> 00:44:08,751
But we feel a bit guilty about it.
670
00:44:10,001 --> 00:44:13,258
Whether it's the right
thing to do, like.
671
00:44:13,481 --> 00:44:17,915
There are so many
hellholes around the world.
672
00:44:18,058 --> 00:44:21,001
Shouldn't you fetch
some children there?
673
00:44:21,168 --> 00:44:24,138
Help those who
don't have access to...
674
00:44:24,355 --> 00:44:28,201
Well, food, water, medical
and social services...
675
00:44:28,202 --> 00:44:31,134
Should I try to answer for our part?
676
00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:37,894
We've looked into a foreign application,
but it seems a bit more unpredictable.
677
00:44:37,895 --> 00:44:39,778
Unpredictable how?
678
00:44:39,921 --> 00:44:41,235
Which colour you get?
679
00:44:41,236 --> 00:44:42,664
No.
680
00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:50,681
Diseases, age,
background, history and...
681
00:44:51,668 --> 00:44:56,094
In Russia, there are women who
drink alcohol during pregnancy.
682
00:44:56,095 --> 00:44:58,012
What do you think Norwegians do?
683
00:44:58,013 --> 00:45:01,307
Adopting here doesn't
mean a white child.
684
00:45:01,308 --> 00:45:04,200
I mean, many children born in Norway...
685
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:09,477
Absolutely, Norwegian born only
means the child is born in Norway.
686
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,423
We've applied both
at home and abroad.
687
00:45:12,533 --> 00:45:14,685
But we have thought about it.
688
00:45:14,686 --> 00:45:18,667
We have one child.
It's easier if the next one is similar.
689
00:45:18,668 --> 00:45:22,227
He or she wouldn't
have to feel so different.
690
00:45:22,228 --> 00:45:26,393
Maybe be bullied at school.
The world is still a racist place.
691
00:45:26,394 --> 00:45:30,954
You'll solve that by adopting a
white kid into your white family?
692
00:45:30,955 --> 00:45:32,694
That's not what I said.
693
00:45:32,695 --> 00:45:37,294
A little bullying at Bolteløkka school
beats never having clean water,
694
00:45:37,295 --> 00:45:40,854
dying of malaria and watching
mum get stabbed to death.
695
00:45:41,598 --> 00:45:44,147
- Excuse me?
- A tiny difference there.
696
00:45:44,148 --> 00:45:47,999
I think that's a rather
racist allegation.
697
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,440
Saying all coloured
children will die of malaria.
698
00:45:52,441 --> 00:45:56,627
- Maybe I'm a racist. Sorry.
- That's not what I meant.
699
00:45:56,628 --> 00:46:01,401
But I think it's a good example.
Then I shouldn't be allowed to adopt.
700
00:46:01,571 --> 00:46:05,223
You know what?
Put that in the application!
701
00:46:05,224 --> 00:46:09,014
If you tick the box marked
"Norwegian", it's "No!"
702
00:46:09,015 --> 00:46:10,820
Not allowed. Won't happen.
703
00:46:11,202 --> 00:46:14,225
Racist, racist, racist.
704
00:46:14,788 --> 00:46:17,091
May I ask why your name is Fatima?
705
00:46:17,428 --> 00:46:20,133
Did you change your name as an adult?
706
00:46:20,134 --> 00:46:21,605
No,
707
00:46:21,606 --> 00:46:23,010
I didn't.
708
00:46:25,595 --> 00:46:27,171
I'm adopted.
709
00:46:28,048 --> 00:46:29,294
Okay. Excellent.
710
00:46:29,295 --> 00:46:31,987
But now I think we should focus...
711
00:46:31,988 --> 00:46:37,698
Funny you should ask. When you hear my
name is Fatima, you think I'm radicalized.
712
00:46:39,044 --> 00:46:41,055
Hi. Sorry.
713
00:46:41,341 --> 00:46:43,128
Thanks, I have to rush.
714
00:47:03,801 --> 00:47:06,091
I wouldn't mind rich parents.
715
00:47:06,274 --> 00:47:07,774
You saw that one couple?
716
00:47:07,775 --> 00:47:10,384
Fresh sourdough bread every morning.
717
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,997
When I start a band,
they'll buy everything I need!
718
00:47:14,173 --> 00:47:15,566
But they're racist.
719
00:47:15,567 --> 00:47:18,143
If anyone was racist, it was you.
720
00:47:18,267 --> 00:47:19,874
Shut up.
721
00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:23,625
I think you hate them because
you want me for yourself.
722
00:47:24,641 --> 00:47:28,871
Wanna be my mum, watch
me grow up to be Dick Jesus 2.0.
723
00:47:29,715 --> 00:47:31,351
Yuck! Jeez!
724
00:47:33,007 --> 00:47:34,591
You know what?
725
00:47:34,702 --> 00:47:38,534
I just want to get rid
of you without feeling permanently guilty.
726
00:47:38,535 --> 00:47:41,798
I don't have time for kids.
I need to get a life.
727
00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:44,598
Well, I don't want anything
to do with you either.
728
00:47:48,941 --> 00:47:50,571
But who would you want?
729
00:47:50,815 --> 00:47:52,538
If you could choose?
730
00:47:54,788 --> 00:47:56,332
Your sister seems cool.
731
00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:58,145
She doesn't have time for you.
732
00:48:03,261 --> 00:48:06,024
Then I'll go for Angelina Jolie.
733
00:48:06,194 --> 00:48:08,470
- Angelina Jolie?
- Yeah.
734
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,693
If she met me, we'd hit it off.
735
00:48:10,694 --> 00:48:12,369
She already has six kids.
736
00:48:12,370 --> 00:48:14,786
Just proves she's a good mum.
737
00:48:14,787 --> 00:48:18,130
She's got plenty of experience.
Plus she's loaded.
738
00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:20,070
Hey!
739
00:48:21,008 --> 00:48:22,478
Hello?
740
00:48:23,841 --> 00:48:27,045
You think I'll go away just
because you put a cup over me?
741
00:48:39,228 --> 00:48:40,711
Rakel?
742
00:48:45,794 --> 00:48:47,878
Gotta stop screwing around, woman!
743
00:49:44,074 --> 00:49:47,498
Rakel! This isn't funny. Let me out!
744
00:50:11,001 --> 00:50:12,918
Sure you don't want to come along?
745
00:50:37,887 --> 00:50:39,471
- Hi.
- Hi.
746
00:50:52,461 --> 00:50:53,841
Oops.
747
00:50:58,261 --> 00:50:59,825
Are you serious?
748
00:51:00,881 --> 00:51:02,445
What about Stian?
749
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:07,365
- I mentioned it to him.
- Is it okay with him?
750
00:51:07,781 --> 00:51:09,451
Not really.
751
00:51:09,988 --> 00:51:14,785
He already has three kids. We've tried
for years. The doctors say it's possible.
752
00:51:15,754 --> 00:51:18,158
I just have a bad feeling about it.
753
00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:20,791
But are you breaking up?
754
00:51:21,694 --> 00:51:23,440
Do you really mean it?
755
00:51:23,441 --> 00:51:24,821
Yes.
756
00:51:25,028 --> 00:51:29,011
Because I don't know what
it'll be like, how it would work...
757
00:51:29,808 --> 00:51:31,771
And you want to
stay in touch with it?
758
00:51:34,774 --> 00:51:37,884
Well, I suppose I'll be an aunt.
759
00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:42,931
Okay. If we're gonna do this...
760
00:51:43,108 --> 00:51:44,691
How is it done?
761
00:51:46,015 --> 00:51:48,325
- I don't know.
- Haven't you checked?
762
00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:50,654
No, I...
763
00:51:51,328 --> 00:51:53,280
I'm just trying to get rid of it.
764
00:51:53,281 --> 00:51:55,578
- But it might be illegal.
- Huh?
765
00:51:55,941 --> 00:51:58,911
You can't give away
kids just like that.
766
00:51:59,383 --> 00:52:00,878
Why not?
767
00:52:01,148 --> 00:52:03,434
Listen. I'm turning down L.A.
768
00:52:03,435 --> 00:52:06,105
And I'll read a bit about this.
769
00:52:06,508 --> 00:52:08,485
And talk it over with Stian.
770
00:52:16,335 --> 00:52:18,198
- Okay.
- Mummy.
771
00:52:18,415 --> 00:52:19,831
Auntie.
772
00:52:28,961 --> 00:52:30,778
Wouldn't that be weird?
773
00:52:31,288 --> 00:52:32,740
You said you liked her.
774
00:52:32,741 --> 00:52:35,766
Yeah, but where are
you in the picture?
775
00:52:35,767 --> 00:52:38,626
She'll be my mum,
and you'll be my aunt?
776
00:52:38,627 --> 00:52:43,208
Although you both know
it's the other way around.
777
00:52:43,345 --> 00:52:46,708
Family dinners and
Christmases will get weird!
778
00:52:46,907 --> 00:52:48,731
We don't do family dinners.
779
00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:50,438
Why not?
780
00:52:52,401 --> 00:52:54,834
It'll be a mess.
781
00:52:54,835 --> 00:52:59,340
You'll come around and give
me an identity crisis at five.
782
00:52:59,341 --> 00:53:03,659
I'll end up like Dick Jesus.
Lots of random sex, no true connection
783
00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:07,348
because mum made
sure I can't trust anyone.
784
00:53:07,455 --> 00:53:09,810
Yeah, but you have to
end up with someone.
785
00:53:09,811 --> 00:53:11,887
Mie is cool as shit.
786
00:53:11,888 --> 00:53:14,427
- Angelina Jolie.
- No.
787
00:53:14,428 --> 00:53:16,398
Come up with something better.
788
00:53:16,513 --> 00:53:18,633
Well, you can stay here.
789
00:53:18,634 --> 00:53:22,807
Lie on the floor, swimming in
spaghetti crusts and old snuff.
790
00:53:22,808 --> 00:53:25,760
Know there's a liver
paste sandwich here?
791
00:53:25,761 --> 00:53:28,533
Sure. Enjoy it when you get out.
792
00:53:28,534 --> 00:53:33,257
Why are you so nasty? If you hadn't
been so nasty, it would work out.
793
00:53:33,258 --> 00:53:36,130
Can't you just shut up? Please?
794
00:53:36,131 --> 00:53:38,228
How long has that
sandwich been there?
795
00:53:38,229 --> 00:53:41,441
Can't you just pick it up and bin it?
796
00:53:41,614 --> 00:53:44,490
Don't just sit there
with your doodles.
797
00:53:44,491 --> 00:53:47,445
Get a grip, for Christ's sake!
798
00:54:23,722 --> 00:54:25,485
- Hi.
- Hi.
799
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,958
Rakel, you've got company.
800
00:54:30,781 --> 00:54:33,604
I've gotta run. But come in.
801
00:54:38,935 --> 00:54:40,511
- Hi there.
- Hi.
802
00:54:45,530 --> 00:54:47,585
Sorry for being a pain in the ass.
803
00:54:48,212 --> 00:54:49,592
I just...
804
00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:51,878
I thought I'd ask.
805
00:54:52,161 --> 00:54:56,225
The last time I asked you
out for coffee it was bad timing.
806
00:54:56,395 --> 00:54:59,518
You said I could try again later.
Was hoping you meant it.
807
00:55:00,181 --> 00:55:02,566
Then you got real pregnant.
808
00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:06,885
And it probably felt
a bit difficult for you.
809
00:55:07,608 --> 00:55:11,065
But I just wanted to say
it's not difficult for me.
810
00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:16,125
Right. I thought you might
need someone to talk to.
811
00:55:16,561 --> 00:55:18,611
And I sort of like you.
812
00:55:19,281 --> 00:55:23,137
So if you feel like having a beer,
no strings attached--
813
00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:26,151
you can't.
But maybe a no strings coffee?
814
00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:28,767
Yeah.
815
00:55:28,768 --> 00:55:30,390
We can have coffee.
816
00:55:30,391 --> 00:55:31,771
Yeah?
817
00:55:32,281 --> 00:55:34,634
- Now?
- Yeah, that's fine.
818
00:55:34,635 --> 00:55:36,015
Right.
819
00:55:36,215 --> 00:55:37,681
I just have to...
820
00:55:37,682 --> 00:55:40,705
I'll just fetch... Get my jacket.
821
00:55:43,681 --> 00:55:44,982
Don't come in.
822
00:55:44,983 --> 00:55:46,751
No? Okay. Sorry.
823
00:55:46,928 --> 00:55:48,858
The place is a mess, so...
824
00:55:49,815 --> 00:55:51,858
Yeah, that's... Yes.
825
00:55:56,195 --> 00:55:58,847
Ninjababy? Did you make this?
826
00:55:58,848 --> 00:56:00,778
Don't look at it. It's...
827
00:56:01,621 --> 00:56:03,458
- Private.
- Sorry.
828
00:56:03,775 --> 00:56:05,325
But real cool.
829
00:56:16,021 --> 00:56:17,584
Is this me?
830
00:56:18,081 --> 00:56:20,337
- No.
- "Aikido-Mos".
831
00:56:21,534 --> 00:56:24,550
"Smells like butter". You think so?
832
00:56:25,047 --> 00:56:26,673
- Yeah.
- I do?
833
00:56:27,187 --> 00:56:28,960
Well, no. I mean...
834
00:56:28,961 --> 00:56:30,383
It's...
835
00:56:32,475 --> 00:56:37,194
It's just my pregnancy, it's given
me a super-sharp sense of smell.
836
00:56:37,195 --> 00:56:38,931
So everything has a smell.
837
00:56:40,328 --> 00:56:41,954
It's like... Ugh.
838
00:56:41,955 --> 00:56:43,998
But I mean... You smell nice.
839
00:56:44,722 --> 00:56:46,785
- Butter?
- Yeah.
840
00:56:48,962 --> 00:56:50,485
It smells nice.
841
00:56:53,075 --> 00:56:54,811
That baby was cool, though.
842
00:56:56,361 --> 00:56:57,851
Thanks.
843
00:56:59,995 --> 00:57:01,785
I draw a bit too.
844
00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,717
Or rather, I paint.
845
00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:07,558
- Like art?
- No, it's more like...
846
00:57:07,934 --> 00:57:09,437
Like figures.
847
00:57:10,268 --> 00:57:13,464
- Okay.
- Figures with particular powers,
848
00:57:13,901 --> 00:57:16,326
pieces for a game.
You paint them first.
849
00:57:16,327 --> 00:57:18,860
- Warhammer?
- Kings of War, yeah.
850
00:57:18,861 --> 00:57:20,757
It's almost the same as Warhammer.
851
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,744
You know what it is?
852
00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:24,552
I've played it.
853
00:57:24,553 --> 00:57:27,585
I had a friend in high
school who had it.
854
00:57:27,826 --> 00:57:30,312
- You kidding?
- Goblins are neat.
855
00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:33,183
They're the ones I use. Or used.
856
00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:37,568
But I got trouble with yellow bellies. So I
switched to Undead with unlimited surge.
857
00:57:38,881 --> 00:57:42,285
I'm supposed to be at a tournament.
I'm not going.
858
00:57:42,488 --> 00:57:46,171
But if you'd turned down
the coffee, I'd have gone.
859
00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:53,374
It's a tournament,
but it's like private.
860
00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:54,707
Are you nervous?
861
00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:57,920
No, I'm not nervous.
It's not the Olympics.
862
00:57:57,921 --> 00:57:59,744
It's just Henning.
863
00:58:01,828 --> 00:58:03,678
This one's real sick.
864
00:58:04,368 --> 00:58:06,058
That's my commander.
865
00:58:06,535 --> 00:58:09,380
I won a prize for the design.
866
00:58:09,381 --> 00:58:12,352
- You painted it yourself?
- It took me two weeks.
867
00:58:12,353 --> 00:58:13,744
Cool.
868
00:58:13,988 --> 00:58:16,678
I've written a backstory too.
869
00:58:17,047 --> 00:58:18,378
Well, or...
870
00:58:18,379 --> 00:58:19,964
Look at that!
871
00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:27,478
His mother was decapitated
while giving birth to him?
872
00:58:29,374 --> 00:58:32,465
- Dark.
- Yeah, it is a bit violent.
873
00:58:34,767 --> 00:58:36,751
No women here, or...?
874
00:58:37,475 --> 00:58:42,194
No, there aren't that many
women in the series I use.
875
00:58:42,195 --> 00:58:44,024
Just decapitated mums?
876
00:58:45,935 --> 00:58:48,998
Yeah, it does sound weird
when you put it like that.
877
00:58:59,928 --> 00:59:02,434
- Hi there.
- Hello, senpai.
878
00:59:02,435 --> 00:59:05,371
This is Rakel. Henning, Rakel.
879
00:59:05,674 --> 00:59:08,171
- Are you...?
- No.
880
00:59:08,995 --> 00:59:13,138
Hey, you're getting slaughtered today.
Focus on that.
881
00:59:13,282 --> 00:59:15,051
Hello, boys.
882
00:59:15,301 --> 00:59:17,151
We're ready to roll.
883
00:59:18,175 --> 00:59:20,598
- This is Rakel.
- Hi.
884
00:59:21,235 --> 00:59:24,198
- You're late.
- Sorry. I know.
885
00:59:24,555 --> 00:59:26,218
Something came up.
886
00:59:26,961 --> 00:59:29,005
You chose the left side?
887
00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:31,114
You know it's my side, but...
888
00:59:31,115 --> 00:59:32,495
Sorry.
889
00:59:33,981 --> 00:59:35,645
I'll put my stuff here.
890
00:59:38,761 --> 00:59:40,591
Is that the new Nightstalker?
891
00:59:40,957 --> 00:59:42,372
Real neat.
892
00:59:43,233 --> 00:59:44,891
You need any help?
893
00:59:45,008 --> 00:59:46,818
Rakel can give you a hand.
894
00:59:46,961 --> 00:59:48,558
She's a really great painter.
895
00:59:48,912 --> 00:59:50,484
Draws well too.
896
00:59:50,861 --> 00:59:53,058
She's got a comic book
figure called Ninjababy.
897
00:59:53,801 --> 00:59:55,265
It rocks.
898
00:59:55,655 --> 00:59:57,898
You'd like it. Looks a bit like Bone.
899
01:00:02,001 --> 01:00:03,723
You make comics?
900
01:00:03,724 --> 01:00:04,961
No.
901
01:00:04,962 --> 01:00:06,791
I just draw sometimes.
902
01:00:20,248 --> 01:00:21,965
What does Ninjababy do?
903
01:00:24,095 --> 01:00:25,558
Not that much.
904
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,818
Chills.
905
01:00:28,428 --> 01:00:29,911
Does it have a sword?
906
01:00:31,114 --> 01:00:32,498
No.
907
01:00:34,855 --> 01:00:36,565
You think it should have one?
908
01:00:36,723 --> 01:00:38,103
Yeah.
909
01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:41,065
A katana.
910
01:00:53,754 --> 01:00:55,465
Come on, join us.
911
01:00:56,248 --> 01:00:57,845
No, I'll pass.
912
01:00:58,302 --> 01:00:59,811
Come on.
913
01:01:09,301 --> 01:01:12,891
Yes! Blood and suffering!
914
01:01:19,201 --> 01:01:21,571
Boom! Okay.
915
01:01:26,455 --> 01:01:29,905
- Oh, have you read this one?
- No.
916
01:01:31,075 --> 01:01:32,938
It's sort of
917
01:01:33,901 --> 01:01:36,165
like autobiography-ish.
918
01:01:36,435 --> 01:01:38,291
Kinda hard to describe.
919
01:01:38,555 --> 01:01:40,971
But it's a love story, coming of age.
920
01:01:41,515 --> 01:01:44,220
He grows up in a Christian family.
921
01:01:44,221 --> 01:01:47,591
Finds out he's not that
religious, falls in love...
922
01:01:50,668 --> 01:01:54,791
- Maybe it sounds a bit boring?
- No. No, no. It's not...
923
01:01:55,308 --> 01:01:57,965
Not that many decapitations
during childbirth.
924
01:02:18,975 --> 01:02:21,811
- Are you okay?
- Sure, I'm just a bit...
925
01:02:23,495 --> 01:02:26,378
- Does it hurt?
- No, it just feels a bit weird.
926
01:02:27,115 --> 01:02:29,484
Right. I get it.
927
01:02:36,775 --> 01:02:38,485
Don't you think it's weird?
928
01:02:39,128 --> 01:02:40,698
This whole thing?
929
01:02:40,895 --> 01:02:42,275
No.
930
01:02:42,501 --> 01:02:43,984
Why not?
931
01:02:44,335 --> 01:02:45,851
I don't know.
932
01:02:49,615 --> 01:02:54,894
I wanted to get to know you anyway,
so it would be uncool to change my mind
933
01:02:54,895 --> 01:02:56,905
just because you're pregnant.
934
01:02:57,695 --> 01:03:01,945
All the reasons why I
liked you are still the same.
935
01:03:03,695 --> 01:03:05,805
You don't know anything about me.
936
01:03:06,026 --> 01:03:07,894
I know quite a lot.
937
01:03:07,895 --> 01:03:11,920
We've had sex once,
and met like two times.
938
01:03:11,921 --> 01:03:13,301
Three.
939
01:03:13,414 --> 01:03:14,910
Three times?
940
01:03:18,954 --> 01:03:20,334
Okay.
941
01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:23,584
Okay what?
You want a list of what I know about you?
942
01:03:24,475 --> 01:03:30,935
Not if it turns out you're a star psycho
who's been stalking me for years.
943
01:03:32,128 --> 01:03:36,600
No, but we've been out.
I know you get drunk pretty easily.
944
01:03:36,601 --> 01:03:38,391
And you don't have
945
01:03:39,001 --> 01:03:40,814
a great deal of money.
946
01:03:40,815 --> 01:03:42,238
And
947
01:03:42,487 --> 01:03:45,165
you hate ABBA, and love beer.
948
01:03:49,635 --> 01:03:54,684
I know you're willing to try aikido,
even though you think it's goofy.
949
01:03:56,974 --> 01:03:59,918
Which means you're open-minded,
950
01:04:00,096 --> 01:04:01,831
willing to try new things.
951
01:04:02,455 --> 01:04:03,893
You can
952
01:04:04,233 --> 01:04:06,484
talk pretty freely about poo.
953
01:04:10,374 --> 01:04:13,105
I've been to an
abortion clinic with you,
954
01:04:13,721 --> 01:04:16,614
so I know that though
you try to act cool,
955
01:04:16,615 --> 01:04:19,974
you're human enough to
not want to go there alone.
956
01:04:22,221 --> 01:04:23,925
I know that you like drawing,
957
01:04:24,102 --> 01:04:26,238
and that you're really good at it.
958
01:04:27,455 --> 01:04:32,553
I know that if you want to, something
you've made can end up in a comic store
959
01:04:32,554 --> 01:04:34,877
and mean a lot to
someone who reads it.
960
01:04:38,815 --> 01:04:40,911
And I know you're pregnant.
961
01:04:42,615 --> 01:04:45,918
Seven or eight months pregnant.
It probably sucks, but...
962
01:04:46,815 --> 01:04:49,285
It's not the first thing I
think about when I see you.
963
01:04:51,175 --> 01:04:54,045
My first thought is,
"Wow, she's stunning!"
964
01:04:58,402 --> 01:05:00,265
"I've had sex with her."
965
01:05:04,661 --> 01:05:06,418
This is making me horny.
966
01:05:48,135 --> 01:05:49,521
Hi.
967
01:05:49,522 --> 01:05:50,773
Hi.
968
01:05:50,774 --> 01:05:52,218
Or good morning.
969
01:05:55,408 --> 01:05:57,005
I've made breakfast.
970
01:05:58,101 --> 01:05:59,625
You want a fried egg?
971
01:05:59,855 --> 01:06:01,351
Yes, please.
972
01:06:08,682 --> 01:06:10,071
Thanks.
973
01:06:12,895 --> 01:06:14,351
What a treat.
974
01:06:16,761 --> 01:06:18,238
I'll get it.
975
01:06:20,222 --> 01:06:21,684
This is...
976
01:06:33,735 --> 01:06:35,245
Want some coffee?
977
01:06:37,775 --> 01:06:39,171
Coffee.
978
01:06:45,508 --> 01:06:47,698
- No.
- I've changed my mind.
979
01:06:52,407 --> 01:06:56,187
I've thought about this
thing, and it's real sick.
980
01:06:56,188 --> 01:06:58,800
But it's somehow existential too.
981
01:06:58,801 --> 01:07:01,360
After you came to see me, I went
982
01:07:01,361 --> 01:07:06,548
to grandma's house in Ås,
tried to gather my thoughts.
983
01:07:06,785 --> 01:07:12,155
Then something really weird
happened one evening. Like...
984
01:07:12,341 --> 01:07:16,065
It was like someone
shouted to me from the forest.
985
01:07:16,175 --> 01:07:21,814
I tried to get closer to see what it
was, and the closer I got, the more I got
986
01:07:21,815 --> 01:07:26,725
the feeling that someone was
keeping an eye on me, observing me.
987
01:07:28,455 --> 01:07:33,818
I didn't see anyone. Suddenly it
was like something gripped my guts.
988
01:07:34,068 --> 01:07:35,885
"It has to be the baby."
989
01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:43,265
My unborn child came to
me to tell me that I'd regret it.
990
01:07:46,135 --> 01:07:49,467
Okay, I know I sound
like a new age freak.
991
01:07:49,468 --> 01:07:51,351
But suddenly I knew.
992
01:07:51,574 --> 01:07:52,927
Knew what?
993
01:07:52,928 --> 01:07:54,764
That I want this child.
994
01:07:56,495 --> 01:07:58,151
Have you lost your mind?
995
01:07:59,335 --> 01:08:01,939
I mean, I've already
arranged everything.
996
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:03,121
Okay?
997
01:08:03,122 --> 01:08:05,445
But... But I'm still the dad.
998
01:08:06,607 --> 01:08:08,134
Yeah.
999
01:08:08,135 --> 01:08:10,378
Yeah? So I've got rights.
1000
01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:11,827
I wouldn't know.
1001
01:08:11,828 --> 01:08:17,494
I think so. I don't think you can
put the kid up for adoption if I say no.
1002
01:08:17,495 --> 01:08:19,065
I can google it.
1003
01:08:19,066 --> 01:08:20,372
Ingrid, don't.
1004
01:08:20,373 --> 01:08:22,071
Just don't.
1005
01:08:23,948 --> 01:08:25,087
Right.
1006
01:08:25,088 --> 01:08:26,551
You know what?
1007
01:08:27,161 --> 01:08:28,791
But you don't want kids.
1008
01:08:29,655 --> 01:08:32,907
I just think I could
make a good father.
1009
01:08:32,908 --> 01:08:35,878
What's more, I think you and
I could make good parents.
1010
01:08:36,694 --> 01:08:38,846
We'll move to Ås. I'm serious.
1011
01:08:38,847 --> 01:08:41,093
Grandma's in a nursing home.
1012
01:08:41,094 --> 01:08:46,748
We can move in, be parents. Raise
this kid, who'll turn out to be awesome.
1013
01:08:47,815 --> 01:08:52,393
Like, we don't have to...
Don't have to be a couple per se.
1014
01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:54,596
I don't know. We can just live there.
1015
01:08:54,597 --> 01:08:57,214
Have sex if that's what we want.
1016
01:08:57,215 --> 01:09:00,187
We'll sort it out.
We won't regret it.
1017
01:09:00,188 --> 01:09:04,980
Have you ever met a mum or a dad
who says, "Oh, I regret having kids?"
1018
01:09:04,981 --> 01:09:07,101
No, they can't admit it.
1019
01:09:07,495 --> 01:09:10,301
No, it's because it's
impossible to regret it.
1020
01:09:11,441 --> 01:09:16,651
It's like life-changing,
self-fulfilling, existential and...
1021
01:09:17,615 --> 01:09:20,753
I just think it would
be so good for me.
1022
01:09:20,754 --> 01:09:24,818
For you too.
I just think it's something we gotta do.
1023
01:09:27,295 --> 01:09:29,391
Look, I'm not having a baby with you.
1024
01:09:30,855 --> 01:09:32,524
Why not, Rakel?
1025
01:09:32,921 --> 01:09:36,491
There's obviously
something going on between you and me.
1026
01:09:36,841 --> 01:09:38,221
There is.
1027
01:09:38,388 --> 01:09:40,405
It's not that long since we...
1028
01:09:40,861 --> 01:09:42,278
I mean...
1029
01:09:43,455 --> 01:09:46,021
- Okay, I should leave.
- Stay.
1030
01:09:46,022 --> 01:09:48,385
But you seem to
have a lot to talk about.
1031
01:09:49,274 --> 01:09:51,971
Sorry, are you Rakel's boyfriend?
1032
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,825
Hi, I'm Mos.
No, we're not together.
1033
01:09:56,615 --> 01:10:01,038
Aren't you the guy from
that aikido gym at Helsfyr?
1034
01:10:01,868 --> 01:10:04,938
- Uh, yeah.
- I've been a student of yours.
1035
01:10:05,208 --> 01:10:09,904
How does it go? Ugetsu, ugo... omo...
1036
01:10:10,601 --> 01:10:13,594
I just wanted to
fight with those staffs.
1037
01:10:13,595 --> 01:10:19,011
Hey, we were having a great time here.
Mos had whipped up a wonderful breakfast.
1038
01:10:19,275 --> 01:10:21,191
You know what? Get lost.
1039
01:10:21,192 --> 01:10:25,174
Check out the nearest kindergarten.
You don't want this.
1040
01:10:25,175 --> 01:10:29,867
That's the point. I really don't
want to, that's why I have to.
1041
01:10:29,868 --> 01:10:31,588
- Get it?
- No.
1042
01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:43,654
- Hey, listen...
- This isn't a good time.
1043
01:10:43,655 --> 01:10:47,374
I can become a foster
parent, then adopt later.
1044
01:10:47,375 --> 01:10:50,787
Might not have to because
you aren't that fucked up.
1045
01:10:50,788 --> 01:10:52,411
- Hi.
- Hello.
1046
01:10:53,501 --> 01:10:56,473
This is Mie, she's going to adopt.
1047
01:10:56,474 --> 01:10:59,678
- Oh, is that so?
- It's complicated.
1048
01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:03,151
You can't just adopt like that, so...
1049
01:11:04,115 --> 01:11:05,614
Who are you?
1050
01:11:05,615 --> 01:11:08,725
Well, I'm the child's dad.
1051
01:11:09,581 --> 01:11:12,025
I see. So you're Dick Jesus?
1052
01:11:12,228 --> 01:11:14,078
Yeah, apparently.
1053
01:11:14,535 --> 01:11:16,271
I have to go to work.
1054
01:11:16,461 --> 01:11:18,986
We're having a conversation here.
1055
01:11:18,987 --> 01:11:22,200
Well, I have to
get out of here, or...
1056
01:11:22,201 --> 01:11:24,654
Leave! Out! All of you! Bye!
1057
01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:27,774
But you have to tell her
she can't have the kid.
1058
01:11:27,775 --> 01:11:29,696
Of course she's gonna have the kid!
1059
01:11:29,697 --> 01:11:32,158
You can't just come here and...
1060
01:11:32,468 --> 01:11:37,580
She's turned down a job in fucking
L.A., broken up with her boyfriend and...
1061
01:11:37,581 --> 01:11:39,934
You can't just spring this on me now!
1062
01:11:40,442 --> 01:11:43,656
You sprung it on me
just a few weeks ago!
1063
01:11:43,988 --> 01:11:46,234
Right.
I just took some time to think.
1064
01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:50,795
Suddenly you've given it to
someone you found at Walmart!
1065
01:11:50,796 --> 01:11:53,742
- Excuse me?
- She's my half-sister.
1066
01:11:53,743 --> 01:11:58,055
- She's had loads of shit with her ovaries.
- Leave that part out.
1067
01:11:58,056 --> 01:12:00,652
Okay, I'm sorry to hear that.
1068
01:12:00,809 --> 01:12:03,001
Didn't you talk to
him before asking me?
1069
01:12:03,002 --> 01:12:08,228
Sure I talked to him, but now
he's got this sick revelation!
1070
01:12:08,501 --> 01:12:13,585
I'm sorry. You know what? I'm sorry
for having a sense of responsibility.
1071
01:12:13,728 --> 01:12:17,758
I think you need to sort this out.
We'll talk later.
1072
01:12:19,408 --> 01:12:22,165
What's wrong? What's going on?
1073
01:12:22,815 --> 01:12:25,900
Rakel. Oh, come on, Rakel.
1074
01:12:25,901 --> 01:12:28,205
Why do you always make a huge...
1075
01:12:28,206 --> 01:12:29,751
Shut up!
1076
01:12:31,235 --> 01:12:35,134
- Oh, Shit. This is...
- Has her water broken?
1077
01:12:35,135 --> 01:12:37,431
- Get the car!
- Okay, right.
1078
01:12:38,428 --> 01:12:40,592
Have you packed your maternity bags?
1079
01:12:40,593 --> 01:12:43,431
Where... It's way too early!
1080
01:12:55,248 --> 01:12:58,265
It's to the right. Through there.
1081
01:12:59,781 --> 01:13:04,091
- Is it this way?
- It's easier if we work together.
1082
01:13:05,855 --> 01:13:08,198
I'll go find a doctor or something.
1083
01:13:10,295 --> 01:13:12,411
- Hi.
- Hi, Rakel.
1084
01:13:12,855 --> 01:13:15,400
- You had pains?
- Yes, some.
1085
01:13:15,401 --> 01:13:18,858
- Are you feeling better?
- No, she's not.
1086
01:13:19,822 --> 01:13:21,805
Could you please come with me?
1087
01:13:24,095 --> 01:13:25,831
Right, I'm coming along.
1088
01:13:38,188 --> 01:13:40,031
Is there something wrong?
1089
01:13:41,962 --> 01:13:44,485
The heartbeat is still fine.
1090
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,253
But...
1091
01:13:47,254 --> 01:13:48,938
We'll run some tests.
1092
01:13:51,174 --> 01:13:52,658
Right.
1093
01:14:04,754 --> 01:14:06,980
Hey? What's going on?
1094
01:14:06,981 --> 01:14:08,404
They don't know.
1095
01:14:08,847 --> 01:14:11,311
They have to run a
few tests and so on first.
1096
01:14:12,288 --> 01:14:15,591
They say I have to stay
here until they get the results.
1097
01:14:17,215 --> 01:14:20,065
Hey, it's okay.
I'll stay here with you.
1098
01:14:20,295 --> 01:14:22,358
I think I'd rather be alone.
1099
01:14:23,154 --> 01:14:24,638
Alright.
1100
01:14:26,968 --> 01:14:28,591
We can stay.
1101
01:14:29,121 --> 01:14:31,551
It's okay. I'm just a bit tired.
1102
01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:35,505
I can give you a lift home.
1103
01:14:35,788 --> 01:14:37,360
That would be great.
1104
01:14:37,361 --> 01:14:39,825
Maybe you could drive me to Ås?
1105
01:14:40,908 --> 01:14:42,991
To Ås? Sure.
1106
01:14:43,588 --> 01:14:45,051
Nice.
1107
01:14:45,473 --> 01:14:46,951
Shotgun.
1108
01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:46,725
It'll be alright.
1109
01:15:47,038 --> 01:15:48,534
Yeah.
1110
01:15:48,535 --> 01:15:50,838
Just cross my fingers
and hope it's dead.
1111
01:15:51,312 --> 01:15:52,301
Huh?
1112
01:15:52,302 --> 01:15:53,711
Get it over with.
1113
01:15:56,001 --> 01:15:57,465
I've killed it.
1114
01:15:58,835 --> 01:15:59,841
No.
1115
01:15:59,842 --> 01:16:01,911
Yes, I have.
1116
01:16:04,661 --> 01:16:06,111
I can tell.
1117
01:16:06,734 --> 01:16:08,778
Feel it's about to die.
1118
01:16:11,481 --> 01:16:12,918
Stop it.
1119
01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:17,625
And that's what I wanted.
1120
01:16:19,088 --> 01:16:20,751
I wanted it to die.
1121
01:16:21,601 --> 01:16:24,107
- It's not the same.
- No.
1122
01:16:24,108 --> 01:16:26,544
Even though it's dead,
I have to give birth to it.
1123
01:16:27,395 --> 01:16:29,404
Squeeze out this tiny corpse.
1124
01:16:30,575 --> 01:16:36,125
I'm the one who killed it.
Being so damn nasty. Getting shitfaced.
1125
01:16:36,301 --> 01:16:38,731
Doing drugs. Screwing around.
1126
01:16:39,815 --> 01:16:42,298
Like, totally fucking hopeless.
1127
01:16:42,948 --> 01:16:45,620
Never seeing anything through.
1128
01:16:45,621 --> 01:16:51,098
Just wasting my life
doodling shitty stick figures.
1129
01:16:51,415 --> 01:16:53,591
No wonder the kid's sick.
1130
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,845
Rakel, don't say that.
1131
01:16:56,508 --> 01:16:59,180
I know you think this is your fault.
1132
01:16:59,181 --> 01:17:01,020
That it makes you a bad person.
1133
01:17:01,021 --> 01:17:03,558
But you have to stop hating yourself.
1134
01:17:33,615 --> 01:17:36,618
How are you feeling?
Let me know if there's anything I can do.
1135
01:18:35,095 --> 01:18:39,031
Who can sail without wind...
1136
01:18:39,195 --> 01:18:43,385
Who can row without oars...
1137
01:18:44,255 --> 01:18:46,198
Why don't you like me?
1138
01:18:46,641 --> 01:18:47,967
I like you.
1139
01:18:47,968 --> 01:18:50,333
I've been a cool foetus.
1140
01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:52,254
Didn't make too much hassle.
1141
01:18:52,255 --> 01:18:56,214
Didn't make you fat or sick.
Tried to be your friend.
1142
01:18:56,215 --> 01:18:59,611
You poison me, and now
you're giving me away!
1143
01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:01,945
I feel like shit!
1144
01:19:02,768 --> 01:19:04,451
I know how you feel.
1145
01:19:05,590 --> 01:19:08,244
I can't take it anymore.
1146
01:19:11,855 --> 01:19:13,331
No...
1147
01:19:17,495 --> 01:19:18,971
No!
1148
01:19:24,815 --> 01:19:26,265
Are you okay?
1149
01:19:27,822 --> 01:19:30,371
Excuse me? We need some help here.
1150
01:19:31,028 --> 01:19:33,418
Excuse me? We need help.
1151
01:19:43,135 --> 01:19:44,645
No!
1152
01:20:35,001 --> 01:20:36,818
- Hi.
- Hi.
1153
01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:39,484
She's just slept.
1154
01:20:40,310 --> 01:20:43,144
- Isn't that a good sign?
- Yes.
1155
01:20:43,315 --> 01:20:44,825
Rakel?
1156
01:20:44,957 --> 01:20:46,786
- You've got company.
- Hi.
1157
01:20:49,641 --> 01:20:52,525
I have to go, but I'll be back soon.
Okay?
1158
01:21:01,055 --> 01:21:02,531
See you.
1159
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,638
- Bye.
- Bye.
1160
01:21:32,015 --> 01:21:35,691
I thought about what you said
about the lack of women in the army.
1161
01:21:36,828 --> 01:21:39,605
I tried to get hold of one.
Wasn't easy.
1162
01:21:39,606 --> 01:21:42,598
I managed to swap
another piece for this.
1163
01:21:43,808 --> 01:21:45,431
I've painted it myself.
1164
01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:48,526
This is Leila.
1165
01:21:48,527 --> 01:21:51,774
Leila was abandoned as a child.
1166
01:21:51,775 --> 01:21:56,105
She was found by a general who'd
lost his pregnant wife in the war.
1167
01:22:00,468 --> 01:22:05,398
The general takes Leila
and raises her like his own.
1168
01:22:05,695 --> 01:22:10,451
When Leila grows up,
she wants to join the army.
1169
01:22:10,655 --> 01:22:14,805
But her father won't let
her because she's a woman.
1170
01:22:17,075 --> 01:22:21,638
So what Leila does,
is fake her own death.
1171
01:22:22,148 --> 01:22:26,205
She goes undercover as a
man to muscle in on the business.
1172
01:22:26,308 --> 01:22:29,647
She rises through
the ranks for 15 years.
1173
01:22:29,648 --> 01:22:35,828
Finally she becomes second in command
to the general, and who's the general?
1174
01:22:36,848 --> 01:22:40,954
- Her father.
- So Leila has to kill her father.
1175
01:22:40,955 --> 01:22:42,924
Which she does
1176
01:22:43,501 --> 01:22:44,919
to become general.
1177
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,208
Then she reveals it to them.
1178
01:22:47,209 --> 01:22:48,589
"Hello?!"
1179
01:22:49,294 --> 01:22:52,525
"I'm a woman. Deal with it, bitches!"
1180
01:22:55,628 --> 01:22:58,614
Now she's sworn to slaughter Henning
1181
01:22:58,615 --> 01:23:03,578
and make sure there's
blood and suffering.
1182
01:23:05,828 --> 01:23:07,505
She's pretty awesome.
1183
01:23:09,861 --> 01:23:11,338
Thanks.
1184
01:23:17,955 --> 01:23:19,825
Looks like the kid's doing fine.
1185
01:23:21,501 --> 01:23:23,191
Seems like a cool kid.
1186
01:23:38,228 --> 01:23:39,845
How are you feeling?
1187
01:23:41,655 --> 01:23:43,358
I don't know.
1188
01:23:43,915 --> 01:23:45,625
This is weird.
1189
01:23:45,861 --> 01:23:47,278
Yeah.
1190
01:23:48,434 --> 01:23:50,231
I know what you mean.
1191
01:23:50,806 --> 01:23:52,546
I'm a chick, though.
1192
01:23:52,547 --> 01:23:54,453
That was a surprise.
1193
01:23:54,454 --> 01:23:56,014
Thought I was a dude.
1194
01:23:56,015 --> 01:23:57,674
I thought so too.
1195
01:23:57,675 --> 01:23:59,525
You felt like a dude.
1196
01:23:59,790 --> 01:24:01,194
Nope.
1197
01:24:01,195 --> 01:24:03,605
I've got a full-on
vagina cooking here.
1198
01:24:03,714 --> 01:24:06,146
Ovaries. Double X chromosomes.
1199
01:24:06,147 --> 01:24:08,627
Won't produce a drop
of sperm in my life.
1200
01:24:08,628 --> 01:24:10,451
At least that's a victory.
1201
01:24:11,668 --> 01:24:13,287
What are you lolling about?
1202
01:24:13,288 --> 01:24:14,697
Nothing.
1203
01:24:15,361 --> 01:24:18,131
- I'm just tired.
- You're tired?
1204
01:24:18,508 --> 01:24:21,531
I weigh two grams
and have a lung defect.
1205
01:24:25,881 --> 01:24:27,458
- Hi.
- Hi.
1206
01:24:33,988 --> 01:24:36,311
They say she just
has to lie here until...
1207
01:24:36,942 --> 01:24:39,565
I don't really know.
A while, at least.
1208
01:24:49,822 --> 01:24:51,286
Hi.
1209
01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:52,751
Hi.
1210
01:24:53,534 --> 01:24:55,532
Are you hungry? Would you like...?
1211
01:24:55,533 --> 01:24:57,053
No, I'm good.
1212
01:24:57,334 --> 01:24:59,604
May I? Thanks.
1213
01:25:12,681 --> 01:25:14,061
Right.
1214
01:25:14,281 --> 01:25:16,227
I guess I should leave now.
1215
01:25:16,228 --> 01:25:17,958
Or, I have to go.
1216
01:25:18,765 --> 01:25:19,887
- We can just...
- Okay.
1217
01:25:19,888 --> 01:25:21,864
I'll just... see you out.
1218
01:25:22,714 --> 01:25:25,130
- Hey, thanks.
- Yeah, of course.
1219
01:26:52,828 --> 01:26:55,958
Do I have to?
Can't you give her a bottle?
1220
01:28:47,450 --> 01:28:49,265
Have you thought about...?
1221
01:28:50,001 --> 01:28:51,891
I just want her to be okay.
1222
01:28:53,441 --> 01:28:55,865
I think she'd be better off with you.
1223
01:28:56,106 --> 01:28:57,705
Something about...
1224
01:28:57,981 --> 01:28:59,858
Being close to mum.
1225
01:29:02,848 --> 01:29:05,891
We can go to our place,
see how it works out.
1226
01:29:06,655 --> 01:29:08,151
"Our place"?
1227
01:29:08,761 --> 01:29:11,745
To grandma's house.
1228
01:29:14,961 --> 01:29:17,425
But... Is it because of...
1229
01:29:18,074 --> 01:29:19,905
that guy, Mos?
1230
01:29:20,288 --> 01:29:22,922
He can come and stay. I mean it.
1231
01:29:22,923 --> 01:29:24,404
That's not it.
1232
01:29:25,501 --> 01:29:28,678
- But don't you want...
- I don't want kids.
1233
01:29:33,715 --> 01:29:35,905
And yeah, it's a
fucked-up thing to say.
1234
01:29:37,361 --> 01:29:39,538
Probably egotistic as hell, but...
1235
01:29:40,301 --> 01:29:41,725
It's typical.
1236
01:29:42,543 --> 01:29:43,981
That's how I am.
1237
01:29:43,982 --> 01:29:46,486
A fucking egotistic crappy person.
1238
01:29:48,955 --> 01:29:53,287
I mean, I can look at her,
hold her, and still think...
1239
01:29:53,288 --> 01:29:55,845
"Dammit, I don't want kids."
1240
01:29:57,375 --> 01:29:59,338
Then you shouldn't have kids.
1241
01:29:59,634 --> 01:30:01,360
Shouldn't raise children.
1242
01:30:01,361 --> 01:30:03,958
You're not a crappy person.
1243
01:30:08,081 --> 01:30:10,925
I'm sure you'd make an awesome mum.
1244
01:30:10,926 --> 01:30:13,471
But I have zero desire to be a mum.
1245
01:30:14,361 --> 01:30:16,265
It's never been on my list.
1246
01:30:22,969 --> 01:30:24,632
Can't you just take her?
1247
01:30:26,502 --> 01:30:29,319
- I'm a crappy person too.
- Yeah.
1248
01:30:30,169 --> 01:30:32,339
I'm not saying it's ideal.
1249
01:30:35,227 --> 01:30:38,425
But you like yourself as a dad.
1250
01:30:40,042 --> 01:30:42,319
That's how the whole thing started.
1251
01:30:45,141 --> 01:30:47,813
That you saw yourself as a dad,
1252
01:30:47,814 --> 01:30:50,225
liked the person
you saw in the mirror.
1253
01:30:57,488 --> 01:30:59,291
So what's her name?
1254
01:31:00,195 --> 01:31:01,711
I have no idea.
1255
01:31:03,495 --> 01:31:07,318
I can take her, but I think you
should find a name for her first.
1256
01:31:19,308 --> 01:31:21,051
Hi there, Ninjababy.
1257
01:31:22,674 --> 01:31:24,360
I'm gonna give you a name.
1258
01:31:24,361 --> 01:31:26,075
I'm Ninjababy.
1259
01:31:26,076 --> 01:31:27,951
You need a real name.
1260
01:31:28,822 --> 01:31:30,379
I think it rocks.
1261
01:31:33,141 --> 01:31:36,518
Okay, I'm gonna find a name for you,
1262
01:31:36,675 --> 01:31:39,151
then you'll go home with Dick Jesus.
1263
01:31:39,615 --> 01:31:42,440
Hey? Hello? It's Are.
1264
01:31:42,441 --> 01:31:43,568
Sorry.
1265
01:31:43,569 --> 01:31:44,971
Are.
1266
01:31:46,848 --> 01:31:48,600
Is that okay with you?
1267
01:31:48,601 --> 01:31:51,767
If he burns the "Blaze the Lord" poster.
1268
01:31:51,768 --> 01:31:54,745
Gotta burn the "Blaze the Lord" poster.
1269
01:31:55,110 --> 01:31:56,498
Okay.
1270
01:31:56,955 --> 01:31:58,638
So what should my name be?
1271
01:31:58,815 --> 01:32:00,933
What about Angelina?
1272
01:32:00,934 --> 01:32:02,685
- No.
- Please?
1273
01:32:04,328 --> 01:32:05,791
Pretty please?
1274
01:32:10,256 --> 01:32:11,752
Her name's Nina.
1275
01:32:14,282 --> 01:32:15,806
Nina Bibbi.
1276
01:32:17,135 --> 01:32:18,878
You said I could choose.
1277
01:32:19,541 --> 01:32:21,091
Yeah, I did.
1278
01:32:24,168 --> 01:32:26,445
Nina Bibbi Lindeberg, right?
1279
01:32:27,229 --> 01:32:29,545
Ninabibbi Lindeberg.
1280
01:32:31,181 --> 01:32:32,698
Perfect.
1281
01:33:55,582 --> 01:33:57,051
Hi.
1282
01:34:32,461 --> 01:34:34,318
That's a funny baby.
1283
01:34:35,821 --> 01:34:37,551
Let's see...
1284
01:34:41,660 --> 01:34:42,767
Nice?
1285
01:34:42,768 --> 01:34:44,513
Look! A dark cloud!
1286
01:34:44,514 --> 01:34:46,137
Yes, a cloud.
1287
01:34:46,563 --> 01:34:49,073
- Look!
- Yes, isn't it funny?
1288
01:34:50,108 --> 01:34:53,425
- A tomato!
- Yes, that's right.