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INGRID'S ROOM - ALWAYS TIDY
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TOILET (ALWAYS BACKED UP)
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RAKEL'S TRASH-O-RAMA
1000 HOPELESS PROJECTS
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Hi, Rakel.
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What's up?
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What are you thinking about?
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Sperm.
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That shit sucks.
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Are you coming?
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Yeah.
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Rakel!
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I'm coming. I need some clothes.
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Can't do it nude.
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I'll be quicker than lightning.
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Just need this last...
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No.
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No, it's not like that.
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It's more like yoga.
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Rakel, don't!
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What happened to your tits?
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They're a lot bigger.
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- They're not.
- They are.
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Yum!
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Well, I don't know.
I've just put on some weight.
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Okay, come on.
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Hey, wait. Ingrid. Dammit, wait!
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Stay centered.
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Onegaishimasu.
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What's this?
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This isn't yoga. It's wrestling.
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No, it's self-defence.
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That's right, self-defence.
"Wrestling" gives people the wrong idea.
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Just, it's all arms and legs here.
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When are we gonna fight with staffs?
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Well, we don't call it "fighting",
but we'll get to the staffs later.
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Right.
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Good work, everyone.
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I see progress.
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In all of you.
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We're going to look at ukemi.
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The art of falling.
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There's something beautiful
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about turning a situation
where you're about to fall down
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to gracefully getting
back on your feet,
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gaining the upper hand.
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Both in life and on the mat.
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Oh, shit.
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What's wrong?
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I think I've had sex with him.
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Remember that guy I fucked
because he smelled nice?
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The guy who smelled like butter?
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No!
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Then there's the tenkan
that goes around back here...
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- Yes?
- Like...
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Donatello in Turtles, you know,
he fights with a staff and so on.
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Technically, Donatello
doesn't do aikido.
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He uses a bo staff,
we use a jo staff.
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So that's the difference
between aikido and Donatello.
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Okay, find a partner.
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One step closer.
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Put your arm under here, and...
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Great!
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Very nice. Very nice.
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Come on.
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There. Oops!
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Right now you're going downward.
Visualise going forward.
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Use the momentum in
the fall to move forward and up.
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Look, if you... Do it one more time.
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When Ingrid comes around there. Here.
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You need to put the back
foot ahead of the other one.
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So that you move forward.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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As soon as you go
forward, get back up.
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Ready, get set, go.
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Yeah, perfect. We're there.
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- Right.
- Hallelujah!
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Great.
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- One more time.
- My turn.
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Ready?
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Good. Down.
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- There we are.
- That's it!
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- Jeez, are you okay?
- I'm fine. It's okay.
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I just have to...
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He didn't do it on purpose.
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Nah.
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No, he didn't.
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Bye!
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Okay, let's go.
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You go ahead.
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I have to take a dump.
You're stressing me out.
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My asshole gets tight like...
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- See you at home.
- Yeah.
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Hello!
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Anyone here? Everything alright?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Sorry to interrupt,
but I have to lock up.
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Right.
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I'll hurry up.
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Good.
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Hi.
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What is it?
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What are you looking at?
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Nothing.
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There's nothing...
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Just, if someone does drugs
in there, I have to report it.
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It's okay. Relax. I haven't...
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- I haven't done any drugs.
- No, of course not.
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Good. I mean...
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I haven't even taken a poo.
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I thought I had to poo because my stomach
was all weird, but nothing happened.
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Shit, I just said "poo" twice.
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Thanks a lot.
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That's okay.
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Yes! Yes!
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- I have to lock up.
- Right. I just have to...
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Yes! Yes! Right there!
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I just have to get my phone!
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There!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I can drive you home if you like.
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It's okay.
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It's not a problem.
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It's okay. I'll...
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Just walk.
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- Where did you go?
- I told you, I had to poo.
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You spend a lot of time on the can.
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Yeah, but nothing happens.
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Constipation. Eat prunes.
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I poo every morning. But then...
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I just feel bloated all day.
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Jeez. I'm chucking this out.
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No! No, why?
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Like, it smells awful.
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No. I made it yesterday.
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It's hummus. It stays good for days.
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Smell it.
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- Well?
- You pregnant or something?
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No.
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Crazy sense of smell.
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Bigger tits. Bellyache. Drinking
three litres of tropical nectar a day.
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You didn't use to like it.
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Sure I did.
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Do you have to drink from the box?
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I'm not sick.
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- Did you really sleep with Aikido-Mos?
- It was so awkward.
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He had to throw me out of the gym.
I spent ages in the loo.
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- Did he come inside you?
- Come on!
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I'm not pregnant.
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Ingrid, he used a
condom and I'm on the pill.
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I've just put on some weight,
and I have a good sense of smell.
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Loads of sugar in tropical nectar.
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Sticks to your hips.
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Worth it.
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You should get off the pill.
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Fucks up the hormone balance.
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You don't have that much sex.
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I don't take it for sex.
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It's so I can skip my period.
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You don't know if
you've had your period?
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I haven't had my
period since Liseberg.
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That's six months ago.
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Yes.
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But you buy pads.
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Sure, there's a bit.
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Some brown drops.
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But rarely.
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You got preggo tests in your room?
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How come?
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Pee on the goddamn stick.
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5 THINGS RAKEL WANTS TO BE
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ASTRONAUT
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BEER TASTER
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GLOBETROTTER
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FOREST RANGER
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COMIC ARTIST
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No!
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Thanks. Bye.
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I can come in on Thursday at nine.
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- Can you come with me?
- I'm going to Trondheim.
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I'll be back next Wednesday.
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Then I can go with you.
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Get it done. Get it out.
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Aikido-Mos must
have pretty good sperm
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to blast through both
condoms and pills.
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Probably because he
made me come like hell.
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I came... Beyond, like.
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No way!
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What?
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You came?
From one night stand sex, shitfaced?
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With Mos?
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Well, he was really on the ball.
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Are you gonna tell him?
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Guess I have to.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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Hi.
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- Am I interrupting anything?
- No.
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The thing is, I tried to
look up your phone number.
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Then...
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Your address came up.
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And I was like...
just around the corner.
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So I thought I might as well just...
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I wanted to ask you after
the aikido lesson, but...
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All this other stuff came up.
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But I was going to ask if maybe you'd
like to go out for coffee or something.
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- Huh?
- If you'd like a coffee or something?
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Okay, no?
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Yes.
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- Yes?
- No.
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I didn't mean to make a face.
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It's just bad timing.
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Okay.
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- So no?
- Yes.
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But no in a nice way, not like...
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Of course.
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Okay.
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- Bye. Or...
- Yeah. Bye.
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- Should I...?
- Do it.
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Hello?
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Sorry, it was just weird
timing with that question.
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Right.
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Well, I'm pregnant.
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Are you kidding?
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Wow. Shit, that...
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And you're like...
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the only one...
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That can't be right.
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Seems we're both very fertile, so...
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It's no big deal. But since you suddenly
showed up, I thought I'd blurt it out.
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That's a pretty serious twist.
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I'm gonna have an abortion.
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And there's another one.
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Life.
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Sorry.
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It's okay.
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Is there anything I can do for you?
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Nothing.
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But, right...
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I didn't mean to be rude
about the coffee, just...
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Maybe you can ask me
again some other time?
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- If you want to.
- Yeah, sure thing.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Dammit.
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Oh, my God!
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Hi.
How much to get to Ullevål Hospital?
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I've got an abortion.
I've only got 74 kroner.
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I can't get you there for 74 kroner.
Sorry.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Sorry to bother you.
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- Don't worry about it.
- I missed my bus.
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So I... I didn't know who to call.
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Because I can't miss my appointment.
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Have to get it done
pretty soon, so...
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I didn't feel too guilty since
it's sort of your fault too.
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You want me to come with you?
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I wouldn't mind.
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HAS A CAR
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AND SPERM WITH SUPERPOWERS
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SMELLS LIKE BUTTER
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What is it?
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Nothing.
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Look at this.
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Angelina Jolie has six kids.
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Rakel Pedersen?
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Right.
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We used both a
condom and the pill, so...
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It's not our fault.
270
00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:41,016
- What is it?
- I'll just do an ultrasound.
271
00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:44,402
Just...
Have you been together a while?
272
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:47,036
We're not together.
273
00:18:47,615 --> 00:18:48,802
He just came along.
274
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,888
Could you excuse us for a moment?
275
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,742
No! What? Why?
276
00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:55,715
We need to talk
about a sensitive issue.
277
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,675
- I've got cancer?
- No.
278
00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:00,769
Did you feel a tumour?
279
00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:01,942
No, no.
280
00:19:02,302 --> 00:19:03,648
I can step outside.
281
00:19:03,886 --> 00:19:05,188
No, don't leave.
282
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,908
Okay, what...
283
00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,842
Time out. What's going on?
284
00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:11,455
Right.
285
00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:15,722
Oh, shit.
286
00:19:16,768 --> 00:19:18,075
Huh? What's wrong?
287
00:19:18,421 --> 00:19:21,200
You're a little more than
eight weeks pregnant.
288
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,728
I'd estimate that you're at
the end of the second trimester.
289
00:19:27,121 --> 00:19:28,268
What does that mean?
290
00:19:29,105 --> 00:19:32,154
You're about 26 weeks pregnant.
291
00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:39,181
- 26 weeks means...?
- Six and a half months pregnant.
292
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,947
I'm... I'm not six months pregnant.
293
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,194
Are you stupid or something?
294
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:54,141
That's... I don't have...
295
00:19:54,716 --> 00:19:57,641
- My body's fine!
- I know it's unexpected.
296
00:19:57,887 --> 00:20:01,040
But not all pregnant
women get a huge belly.
297
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:03,208
You may have missed your...
298
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,219
Just give me the pills.
299
00:20:05,374 --> 00:20:09,299
I'm sure you're aware that
the limit for abortion is 12 weeks.
300
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:13,593
I'm having an abortion.
I demand an abortion right away!
301
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,519
Take those fucking pills
and stuff them up the pill hole.
302
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,292
I don't want a flyer.
303
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:23,140
I want those pills.
304
00:20:23,326 --> 00:20:26,039
I think we should take a deep breath.
305
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:30,802
You can get back to us if you
have any questions and so on.
306
00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:33,090
I want an abortion now!
307
00:20:33,819 --> 00:20:36,913
That goes for you
too, it's all in there.
308
00:20:37,179 --> 00:20:38,698
I'm no longer the father,
309
00:20:38,983 --> 00:20:41,332
but I'll hold on to the flyer.
310
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:47,845
But it's not possible. I can't be six
months pregnant without knowing it!
311
00:20:48,158 --> 00:20:49,665
I'm not six months pregnant!
312
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,564
It's not that common, but it happens.
313
00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:56,971
I've read people give birth in the toilet.
They had no idea. So it's...
314
00:20:58,945 --> 00:21:02,419
I usually offer a print
of the ultrasound, but...
315
00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:04,105
Don't print anything.
316
00:21:05,619 --> 00:21:07,664
This is just completely nuts.
317
00:21:07,825 --> 00:21:09,844
Jeez, how unprofessional.
318
00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:17,557
I've been drinking and stuff.
Like, partying like hell, and...
319
00:21:17,812 --> 00:21:22,001
We'll run some tests, but there's
nothing wrong with the foetus...
320
00:21:23,401 --> 00:21:26,067
as far as I can see.
It seems to be normal and...
321
00:21:27,258 --> 00:21:28,258
Thank you.
322
00:21:28,911 --> 00:21:30,138
Where are my pants?!
323
00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:03,650
Let me know if I can help.
324
00:22:46,955 --> 00:22:48,336
Six months?!
325
00:22:50,314 --> 00:22:52,135
Are you six months pregnant?
326
00:22:52,711 --> 00:22:54,169
Six and a half, they say.
327
00:22:55,815 --> 00:22:57,495
- Fuck.
- Yeah.
328
00:22:57,868 --> 00:22:59,221
- No!
- Yes.
329
00:23:00,994 --> 00:23:02,915
- There's a baby in there?
- Yeah.
330
00:23:05,395 --> 00:23:07,209
My God. Can I feel it?
331
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,161
- Is it kicking?
- No!
332
00:23:09,587 --> 00:23:10,995
It's not fucking kicking.
333
00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:14,088
If it had, I'd have known
it's there before now.
334
00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:17,921
Why isn't it kicking?
335
00:23:18,672 --> 00:23:20,727
- Is it sick?
- No, it's not sick.
336
00:23:21,254 --> 00:23:24,954
It's just a fucking
rotten sneaky Ninjababy
337
00:23:24,979 --> 00:23:29,779
who thinks it can chill there for
nine months and then sneak out.
338
00:23:31,867 --> 00:23:33,167
You sure it's not sick?
339
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,294
You're partying all the time.
340
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,593
- Not all the time.
- Half the time.
341
00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:40,860
- Maybe a quarter.
- At least.
342
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,214
Doesn't the baby get
as drunk as the mum?
343
00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:47,866
The doctor said it looked fine.
344
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,140
Who's the dad?
345
00:23:51,626 --> 00:23:52,665
I don't know.
346
00:23:52,793 --> 00:23:54,105
Sure you know.
347
00:23:55,542 --> 00:23:57,000
Six or seven months ago.
348
00:24:02,126 --> 00:24:03,306
Dick Easter.
349
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,773
Yeah.
350
00:24:09,819 --> 00:24:12,046
It could be anyone.
You banged loads.
351
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,866
I didn't bang loads.
352
00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:16,579
I banged three guys, Ingrid.
353
00:24:18,579 --> 00:24:20,619
- Not that many.
- Rakel, this is like Mamma Mia.
354
00:24:20,644 --> 00:24:22,339
What? No way.
355
00:24:22,952 --> 00:24:24,693
- It's the same concept.
- No, it's not.
356
00:24:26,373 --> 00:24:27,898
It can only be one of them.
357
00:24:29,778 --> 00:24:30,878
How come?
358
00:24:31,411 --> 00:24:33,579
There was Hassan in Geilo.
He didn't come.
359
00:24:33,978 --> 00:24:36,265
And Martin didn't come
360
00:24:36,907 --> 00:24:38,021
in there.
361
00:24:39,815 --> 00:24:41,034
So there's just one,
362
00:24:42,634 --> 00:24:43,821
one bastard who...
363
00:24:44,548 --> 00:24:45,721
Dick Jesus?!
364
00:24:46,433 --> 00:24:47,587
Dick Jesus.
365
00:24:52,132 --> 00:24:54,048
I told you to lay off Dick Jesus.
366
00:24:54,777 --> 00:24:55,906
I know.
367
00:24:56,921 --> 00:25:00,388
But every time I meet him
he's like, "Wanna fuck?"
368
00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:03,927
And I can't say no. It's impossible.
369
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:08,680
Are you gonna be a mum?
370
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,573
I should have let
him come on my face.
371
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:25,499
No.
372
00:25:25,673 --> 00:25:28,573
Better to get pregnant than
get Dick Jesus' cum on your face.
373
00:25:33,627 --> 00:25:34,999
It's a little romantic, though?
374
00:25:35,686 --> 00:25:37,200
It's not fucking romantic.
375
00:25:37,653 --> 00:25:38,947
It's pathetic.
376
00:25:38,992 --> 00:25:41,612
That's what it is. This isn't love.
377
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:42,926
It's sperm.
378
00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,446
Are you gonna give it away?
379
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:48,332
Guess I have to.
380
00:25:54,379 --> 00:25:55,652
Put it up for adoption?
381
00:25:55,948 --> 00:25:57,099
I don't know.
382
00:26:00,785 --> 00:26:04,339
Nobody wants to adopt a
kid with a Dick Jesus dad.
383
00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:07,706
Who's an alcoholic and a drug addict.
384
00:26:08,051 --> 00:26:09,925
I have to sit and tell people
385
00:26:10,085 --> 00:26:13,791
I've got psoriasis, that I've been
drinking and smoking while pregnant?
386
00:26:16,171 --> 00:26:19,500
But the next weekend
was just apeshit.
387
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:23,724
That was bad. Not good.
That was like... and... and...
388
00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:26,265
Then there was the shroom trip.
389
00:26:26,944 --> 00:26:28,150
That was wild.
390
00:26:29,156 --> 00:26:30,503
Want some shrooms?
391
00:26:31,203 --> 00:26:32,695
I've already got shrooms.
392
00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,270
In my pussy!
393
00:26:36,249 --> 00:26:37,422
Just kidding.
394
00:26:43,491 --> 00:26:44,490
Then...
395
00:26:45,338 --> 00:26:47,384
That's all I remember
from that evening.
396
00:26:47,764 --> 00:26:49,023
What's done is done.
397
00:26:49,922 --> 00:26:51,037
C'est la vie.
398
00:26:51,771 --> 00:26:52,770
So...
399
00:26:53,657 --> 00:26:54,777
Carpe diem.
400
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:16,783
Ugly drawings.
401
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:19,057
You're ugly.
402
00:27:19,317 --> 00:27:21,083
Yeah, I'm probably deformed.
403
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:22,636
But that's your fault.
404
00:27:24,535 --> 00:27:26,309
I've got foetal alcohol syndrome.
405
00:27:26,674 --> 00:27:28,956
I'll probably get water in my brain.
406
00:27:30,203 --> 00:27:33,763
You should've told me
so I didn't get you pissed.
407
00:27:34,156 --> 00:27:35,416
Jeez.
408
00:27:35,982 --> 00:27:37,135
Are you kidding?
409
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:38,836
I told you many times.
410
00:27:39,055 --> 00:27:40,522
You just went to the loo.
411
00:27:40,808 --> 00:27:43,715
Maybe you should
kick like a normal kid?
412
00:27:45,781 --> 00:27:47,222
Do you feel me now?
413
00:28:29,614 --> 00:28:31,381
Rakel, Rakel, Rakel.
414
00:28:33,454 --> 00:28:36,307
- May I come in?
- Yeah, come inside.
415
00:28:36,668 --> 00:28:38,021
Long time no see.
416
00:28:40,481 --> 00:28:42,721
You want something to drink?
417
00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:45,094
I have some paella on
the stove if you're hungry.
418
00:28:46,274 --> 00:28:47,294
No, thanks.
419
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:48,860
This is my dad?
420
00:28:49,107 --> 00:28:50,147
You serious?
421
00:28:50,473 --> 00:28:52,200
You let that guy fuck you?
422
00:28:52,627 --> 00:28:53,900
Drag me to court.
423
00:28:55,027 --> 00:28:56,079
What?
424
00:28:56,347 --> 00:28:57,853
No, nothing.
425
00:28:59,127 --> 00:29:01,133
Right. So you're...
426
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,333
Not having anything?
427
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,726
Well, should we just...
428
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,553
Get to it?
429
00:29:12,426 --> 00:29:13,753
We're not gonna fuck.
430
00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:16,639
- There's something I have to tell you.
- Oh, no.
431
00:29:18,699 --> 00:29:20,413
Let me guess. You've got chlamydia?
432
00:29:21,746 --> 00:29:23,334
I've been there before.
433
00:29:23,359 --> 00:29:25,464
You've been to the doctor.
434
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,153
Bad news: you've got chlamydia.
435
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:33,406
Now you have to tell everyone you've had
sex with that they might have it as well.
436
00:29:33,925 --> 00:29:34,992
I'm pregnant.
437
00:29:36,138 --> 00:29:37,639
Okay. Congrats?
438
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:40,412
Don't fucking congratulate me.
439
00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:42,179
It's yours.
440
00:29:43,392 --> 00:29:44,498
No way.
441
00:29:44,759 --> 00:29:46,232
I'm seven months pregnant.
442
00:29:47,772 --> 00:29:48,912
And it's yours.
443
00:29:50,398 --> 00:29:52,291
Right.
You're not.
444
00:29:52,997 --> 00:29:56,654
If you were seven months
pregnant, you'd have a huge belly.
445
00:29:56,679 --> 00:29:58,631
Your belly would be out here.
446
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,164
You're pregnant. Could well be.
447
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,784
But first trimester, max.
448
00:30:05,224 --> 00:30:06,839
Not everyone gets that belly.
449
00:30:08,798 --> 00:30:12,631
I've been to the doctor.
I'm seven months pregnant.
450
00:30:12,772 --> 00:30:15,417
And you're the only one
who wouldn't use a condom.
451
00:30:17,904 --> 00:30:22,204
You should go to the hospital
and take a paternity test.
452
00:30:23,237 --> 00:30:25,877
And join the world of condoms.
453
00:30:28,310 --> 00:30:30,051
And I think you should take the kid.
454
00:30:33,463 --> 00:30:36,183
I'm not growing up with this guy.
Are you nuts?
455
00:30:36,431 --> 00:30:38,677
He's got a "Blaze the Lord"
poster on the wall!
456
00:30:41,784 --> 00:30:43,324
It's too late for an abortion.
457
00:30:43,863 --> 00:30:47,423
I don't want a kid.
I don't have time, money...
458
00:30:47,983 --> 00:30:52,557
You've got everything.
You've got a place to live, grandparents...
459
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:54,790
This is your fault.
You realize that much?
460
00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:56,523
Your fault.
461
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,643
So fucking congrats to you.
462
00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:02,669
This is so fucking sick.
463
00:31:05,288 --> 00:31:08,897
How can you be seven months
pregnant and not know it?
464
00:31:10,522 --> 00:31:14,183
You gotta keep track of
your goddamn periods, and...
465
00:31:14,828 --> 00:31:17,576
What do I know?
Get an abortion like a normal person.
466
00:31:18,896 --> 00:31:23,009
You can't just barge in
and chuck a baby in my face!
467
00:31:39,376 --> 00:31:43,668
And besides, it was your
idea that I should come in there.
468
00:31:43,954 --> 00:31:45,234
Are you fucking shitting me?
469
00:31:45,464 --> 00:31:46,564
But it was!
470
00:31:47,024 --> 00:31:48,812
I can come anywhere!
471
00:31:48,838 --> 00:31:54,783
I can come on your face, on
your tits, on your ass, in your ass!
472
00:31:55,270 --> 00:31:59,555
I can come in the fucking coffee
machine if you want, just tell me!
473
00:31:59,688 --> 00:32:01,151
Boom! Empty clip.
474
00:32:03,515 --> 00:32:05,001
Goddamn you.
475
00:32:06,428 --> 00:32:10,508
I never said you could come inside me.
Just not on my face!
476
00:32:10,854 --> 00:32:12,347
But you never listen.
477
00:32:12,715 --> 00:32:14,448
The window's tiny.
478
00:32:14,554 --> 00:32:18,134
You gotta take vital
decisions at light speed.
479
00:32:18,209 --> 00:32:21,530
And in that subtext, it's either or.
480
00:32:21,555 --> 00:32:24,874
- It's either or! That's how it is.
- No!
481
00:32:24,994 --> 00:32:27,370
- It's not.
- Well, it is for me.
482
00:32:28,687 --> 00:32:32,160
I've seriously got
50% of this guy's DNA?
483
00:32:33,467 --> 00:32:36,807
- I'm not having a kid.
- I'm giving birth in any case.
484
00:32:37,214 --> 00:32:38,453
And it'll exist.
485
00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:42,434
And you're a dad
and I'm a mum for the rest of our lives.
486
00:32:42,767 --> 00:32:46,953
Oh, fuck. He's the kinda
guy who'll get a midlife crisis,
487
00:32:46,978 --> 00:32:51,259
start bugging me in my teens.
"I was so young and immature!"
488
00:32:51,284 --> 00:32:53,596
"Now I wanna be part of your life."
489
00:32:53,802 --> 00:32:55,898
I'll be busy with my band.
490
00:32:55,923 --> 00:33:00,556
Not that convenient with a burnout
dad who suddenly wants to connect.
491
00:33:02,307 --> 00:33:04,266
If you don't want it,
I'll have to give it away.
492
00:33:04,986 --> 00:33:06,613
Put it up for adoption.
493
00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:08,434
Sure.
494
00:33:08,459 --> 00:33:10,312
I don't want any
hassle from you later.
495
00:33:11,524 --> 00:33:13,579
I'm just saying, if
we do it, we do it.
496
00:33:13,771 --> 00:33:16,245
You can't have a revelation.
497
00:33:16,919 --> 00:33:20,568
Suddenly wanna "be
there" and make a huge fuss.
498
00:33:20,619 --> 00:33:22,793
- Okay.
- If we do it, we do it.
499
00:33:23,326 --> 00:33:24,798
- It's a deal.
- Yeah?
500
00:33:27,512 --> 00:33:29,558
- Jeez, you really don't care.
- No.
501
00:33:32,438 --> 00:33:34,586
Sure I do, but...
502
00:33:34,865 --> 00:33:37,718
I'm just not having a kid now.
503
00:33:38,185 --> 00:33:40,238
You know, you should get a vasectomy.
504
00:33:41,192 --> 00:33:45,391
Just chop, chop down there.
Reverse it if you ever want kids.
505
00:33:45,718 --> 00:33:47,477
Sure, okay, but
I'm not gonna do that.
506
00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:48,894
No?
507
00:33:50,705 --> 00:33:53,237
Right, I'll go set up the adoption.
508
00:33:53,964 --> 00:33:55,098
Okay.
509
00:33:59,844 --> 00:34:03,111
- No! We're not having sex!
- Why not?
510
00:34:03,231 --> 00:34:06,231
- Did you hear anything I said?
- Sure, I'm here.
511
00:34:06,431 --> 00:34:10,191
- Evidently not.
- But jeez, we have such great sex!
512
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:16,071
You're smoking hot, and you're pregnant
already, so we don't have to fret about...
513
00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:20,274
No, we're not having sex.
514
00:34:25,244 --> 00:34:26,476
Don't look down.
515
00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:30,983
No, don't look...
516
00:34:31,777 --> 00:34:32,956
Oh, jeez...
517
00:34:33,243 --> 00:34:34,677
This is humiliating!
518
00:34:38,803 --> 00:34:40,549
I can come inside you, right?
519
00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:44,490
No, absolutely not! No!
520
00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:46,789
Shut up!
521
00:34:47,055 --> 00:34:48,176
Sorry?
522
00:34:56,309 --> 00:34:59,189
Hey, you know what?
This isn't working.
523
00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:01,475
No!
524
00:35:04,583 --> 00:35:05,648
Okay...
525
00:35:17,735 --> 00:35:19,302
Sperm, jeez...
526
00:35:20,708 --> 00:35:22,215
This shit sucks.
527
00:35:23,829 --> 00:35:29,509
You read about that Mormon lady who
wants mandatory vasectomy for teenage boys?
528
00:35:29,749 --> 00:35:30,810
What?
529
00:35:30,835 --> 00:35:32,609
It's a great idea.
530
00:35:33,569 --> 00:35:35,875
We always get
the blame for abortions.
531
00:35:36,915 --> 00:35:40,269
If all 12-year-old boys had a vasectomy
532
00:35:40,647 --> 00:35:42,353
we'd be done with
533
00:35:42,826 --> 00:35:44,950
all those irresponsible ejaculations.
534
00:35:45,452 --> 00:35:48,758
- If they're serious, then...
- You can't sterilize all men.
535
00:35:49,078 --> 00:35:52,124
Sure you can. Because the thing
is, you can always reverse it.
536
00:35:54,127 --> 00:35:56,554
They can just see the doctor.
Chop, chop.
537
00:35:56,709 --> 00:35:59,980
Go back when they want kids.
Chop, chop.
538
00:36:00,361 --> 00:36:05,904
Then they can pump in as much
sperm and cum and babies as they like.
539
00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:09,346
- It's absolutely brilliant.
- It won't work.
540
00:36:10,566 --> 00:36:11,842
It's child abuse.
541
00:36:11,927 --> 00:36:16,279
But jeez, we're already snipping up
little boys' pee-pees like it's nothing.
542
00:36:17,354 --> 00:36:23,267
I mean, compared to what we go
through, with pills that make you bipolar,
543
00:36:23,373 --> 00:36:27,670
IUDs that have to be surgically
implanted in your kitty...
544
00:36:28,697 --> 00:36:30,536
And what about all the abortions?
545
00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:34,547
What about this?
I can't have an abortion.
546
00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:37,008
I'll be flat out in a hospital bed,
547
00:36:37,033 --> 00:36:41,245
torn apart from clit to asshole,
shitting myself for 19 hours.
548
00:36:41,645 --> 00:36:44,099
That'll be a treat.
I'm so looking forward to it. Hurray!
549
00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:47,265
A vasectomy is nothing!
550
00:36:47,586 --> 00:36:48,685
No.
551
00:36:49,746 --> 00:36:50,908
True enough.
552
00:36:50,933 --> 00:36:52,231
It'll never happen
553
00:36:52,646 --> 00:36:53,818
in the patriarchate.
554
00:36:53,843 --> 00:36:55,426
- Patriarchy.
- Right, patriarchy.
555
00:37:17,832 --> 00:37:23,345
If you still want to give it away after
birth, it will be placed in a foster home
556
00:37:23,584 --> 00:37:28,431
for a couple of months to give you time
to think it over, maybe change your mind.
557
00:37:29,371 --> 00:37:31,638
Finally it will be handed
over to the adoptive parents.
558
00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:35,518
Sounds good.
559
00:37:36,311 --> 00:37:39,136
I just want to know one thing.
These parents...
560
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:41,564
I'd prefer...
561
00:37:42,231 --> 00:37:44,398
I'd like it if they're not too rich.
562
00:37:45,543 --> 00:37:47,465
Because it's kind of...
563
00:37:48,138 --> 00:37:51,124
Kids who have too much
money lose touch with reality.
564
00:37:51,844 --> 00:37:55,350
If the parents have many kids,
it might work, could be okay.
565
00:37:56,337 --> 00:38:01,058
But if a couple has loads of money
and just wants to adopt one kid...
566
00:38:01,263 --> 00:38:03,730
I think I'll choose someone else.
567
00:38:03,977 --> 00:38:09,070
But you won't be involved in
the actual choice of adoptive parents.
568
00:38:09,523 --> 00:38:13,319
We'll handle that part.
But we will listen to your wishes.
569
00:38:13,433 --> 00:38:16,453
So I don't have any say
about where the kid will end up?
570
00:38:17,704 --> 00:38:21,184
We will listen to your wishes.
Try to make it happen.
571
00:38:21,436 --> 00:38:23,095
I won't get to meet them, like?
572
00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:25,084
No, but the child...
573
00:38:25,317 --> 00:38:27,650
But how can I know they're
not Nazi paedophiles?
574
00:38:29,596 --> 00:38:31,956
Well, it's an extensive process.
575
00:38:32,056 --> 00:38:33,449
So I just have to trust you?
576
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:44,223
PRE-ADOPTION COURSE
577
00:39:10,756 --> 00:39:12,848
Hey, Rakel! Hi.
578
00:39:13,808 --> 00:39:16,408
It's been ages. How are you?
579
00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:18,161
How are things in graphic design?
580
00:39:18,348 --> 00:39:19,588
I dropped out.
581
00:39:21,668 --> 00:39:23,588
There was so much
stress with, well...
582
00:39:24,387 --> 00:39:25,681
Basically the whole thing.
583
00:39:25,852 --> 00:39:26,853
Okay?
584
00:39:27,634 --> 00:39:28,907
So what's happening?
585
00:39:31,214 --> 00:39:32,375
I'm pregnant.
586
00:39:32,728 --> 00:39:33,920
Seven months pregnant.
587
00:39:36,315 --> 00:39:37,415
- No?
- Yeah.
588
00:39:38,488 --> 00:39:39,774
I didn't even notice.
589
00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:42,607
- Suddenly there's a kid in there.
- That's not possible!
590
00:39:43,407 --> 00:39:44,601
It is.
591
00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:48,274
Who's the father?
592
00:39:48,714 --> 00:39:49,814
Dick Jesus.
593
00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:51,901
- Dick...?
- Jesus.
594
00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:53,380
Dick Jesus?
595
00:39:54,199 --> 00:39:55,260
Who's that?
596
00:39:55,581 --> 00:39:57,260
Someone who doesn't
wanna deal with it.
597
00:40:01,213 --> 00:40:02,324
But Rakel,
598
00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:04,668
how is that even...
599
00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:08,213
- No, you must be kidding.
- I'm not kidding, no.
600
00:40:08,726 --> 00:40:09,726
So...
601
00:40:10,553 --> 00:40:12,033
I thought maybe...
602
00:40:12,647 --> 00:40:14,179
You and Stian, you've...
603
00:40:14,519 --> 00:40:15,613
You've like...
604
00:40:16,211 --> 00:40:17,620
You've tried...
605
00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:19,920
To have kids.
606
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:21,626
Yeah.
607
00:40:22,293 --> 00:40:23,620
So I thought...
608
00:40:23,645 --> 00:40:26,419
Is it something you're still trying
to do, or have you...
609
00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:28,739
shelved it?
610
00:40:29,426 --> 00:40:32,171
- We're ready.
- Right, I'm coming.
611
00:40:35,698 --> 00:40:38,432
I'm going to L.A.
with Marlene Lindtner.
612
00:40:39,999 --> 00:40:41,605
She's been signed with Warner.
613
00:40:41,645 --> 00:40:43,711
Wants me to produce her album.
614
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:45,066
Okay.
615
00:40:46,685 --> 00:40:47,685
Cool.
616
00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:49,859
L.A.
sucks, but it's pretty radical.
617
00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:52,639
So I'm planning to go there.
618
00:40:54,299 --> 00:40:55,519
That's awesome.
619
00:40:57,212 --> 00:41:01,045
But... So I'll be an aunt, and you'll
be a mum in a couple of months?
620
00:41:02,152 --> 00:41:03,177
Yeah.
621
00:41:03,601 --> 00:41:04,998
But I'm not gonna be a mum.
622
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:08,472
So, I'm...
623
00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:12,591
Listen, I know it
must be hard, Rakel.
624
00:41:12,831 --> 00:41:15,224
Hey, you know what? Just relax.
625
00:41:17,004 --> 00:41:18,058
It'll be okay.
626
00:41:18,545 --> 00:41:19,713
But...
627
00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:24,819
L.A. sounds so awesome.
That's some serious stuff.
628
00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:29,811
- I'll come see you.
- You have to do that.
629
00:41:30,117 --> 00:41:32,144
You're on top of everything.
630
00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:35,304
- Bye!
- Bye.
631
00:41:40,464 --> 00:41:42,018
- Right.
- Sebastian.
632
00:41:42,197 --> 00:41:43,218
Okay.
633
00:41:46,476 --> 00:41:47,544
Hi.
634
00:41:48,123 --> 00:41:49,204
Hi.
635
00:41:49,778 --> 00:41:51,330
I think I'm a bit late.
636
00:41:51,902 --> 00:41:53,217
No problem.
637
00:41:55,124 --> 00:41:56,457
You must be...
638
00:41:59,404 --> 00:42:00,523
Fatima...?
639
00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:03,744
Yeah. Sure. Yep.
640
00:42:04,423 --> 00:42:05,636
- Okay.
- That's me.
641
00:42:06,294 --> 00:42:07,429
Right.
642
00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:10,689
What about Zayid?
643
00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:14,257
Right, Zayid. He...
644
00:42:15,849 --> 00:42:17,769
He's at home with a tummy bug.
645
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:21,368
- Oh, dear.
- He was real sick last night.
646
00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:23,456
That's too bad.
647
00:42:23,702 --> 00:42:25,855
Yeah, it sucks big time.
648
00:42:27,577 --> 00:42:28,654
Right.
649
00:42:28,876 --> 00:42:31,429
Let's say hello to Fatima.
650
00:42:32,122 --> 00:42:35,077
We hope Zayid can be here next time.
651
00:42:35,929 --> 00:42:38,151
We've just completed
the introductions.
652
00:42:38,182 --> 00:42:41,925
So we'll take it from there.
You'll get to know the others.
653
00:42:42,542 --> 00:42:44,655
HEIRLOOM
654
00:42:45,069 --> 00:42:47,095
AND GOLD WATCH
655
00:42:47,256 --> 00:42:50,039
AND HOW MUCH ANTI-WRINKLE CREAM?
656
00:42:57,189 --> 00:43:00,936
HANDCRAFTED SHOES AND
F**KING CREASED TROUSERS?!
657
00:43:01,322 --> 00:43:05,495
OKAY, YOU BLOW TWO GRAND ON A
SILK BLOUSE, AND YOU GO FOR BEIGE?
658
00:43:07,224 --> 00:43:09,144
NO DANDRUFF?
659
00:43:09,435 --> 00:43:11,275
HERE, HAVE SOME!
660
00:43:21,568 --> 00:43:23,527
We're applying in Norway.
661
00:43:24,005 --> 00:43:25,006
Okay.
662
00:43:25,121 --> 00:43:29,881
Then it's possible for the temporary
foster home to use the name you choose.
663
00:43:30,787 --> 00:43:34,869
But it's not a problem if
you need time to find a name.
664
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:38,749
Yes, because it
does feel a bit strange
665
00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:42,513
to decide on a name
before you've met the child.
666
00:43:42,869 --> 00:43:45,676
But we have to put
it in the application.
667
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,508
For us, it's either
Chrisander or Frimann.
668
00:43:48,533 --> 00:43:49,833
What beautiful names!
669
00:43:49,859 --> 00:43:53,014
You think so?
How kind of you. But we...
670
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,186
Why are you applying in Norway?
671
00:43:57,794 --> 00:44:00,853
I think we should pick up where we...
672
00:44:01,066 --> 00:44:04,999
I'm not trying to blame anyone.
Zayid and I are also applying in Norway.
673
00:44:06,139 --> 00:44:08,359
But we feel a bit guilty about it.
674
00:44:09,959 --> 00:44:12,866
Whether it's the right
thing to do, like.
675
00:44:13,439 --> 00:44:17,523
There are so many
hellholes around the world.
676
00:44:18,016 --> 00:44:20,609
Shouldn't you fetch
some children there?
677
00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:23,745
Help those who
don't have access to...
678
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:28,012
Well, food, water, medical
and social services...
679
00:44:28,159 --> 00:44:30,742
Should I try to answer for our part?
680
00:44:32,042 --> 00:44:37,620
We've looked into a foreign application,
but it seems a bit more unpredictable.
681
00:44:37,852 --> 00:44:39,386
Unpredictable how?
682
00:44:39,878 --> 00:44:41,168
Which colour you get?
683
00:44:41,193 --> 00:44:42,271
No.
684
00:44:44,638 --> 00:44:50,372
Diseases, age,
background, history and...
685
00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:56,027
In Russia, there are women who
drink alcohol during pregnancy.
686
00:44:56,052 --> 00:44:57,944
What do you think Norwegians do?
687
00:44:57,969 --> 00:45:00,964
Adopting here doesn't
mean a white child.
688
00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:04,066
I mean, many children born in Norway...
689
00:45:04,157 --> 00:45:09,083
Absolutely, Norwegian born only
means the child is born in Norway.
690
00:45:09,597 --> 00:45:12,029
We've applied both
at home and abroad.
691
00:45:12,489 --> 00:45:14,251
But we have thought about it.
692
00:45:14,643 --> 00:45:18,289
We have one child.
It's easier if the next one is similar.
693
00:45:18,624 --> 00:45:22,091
He or she wouldn't
have to feel so different.
694
00:45:22,184 --> 00:45:26,144
Maybe be bullied at school.
The world is still a racist place.
695
00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:30,596
You'll solve that by adopting a
white kid into your white family?
696
00:45:30,911 --> 00:45:32,591
That's not what I said.
697
00:45:32,650 --> 00:45:37,131
A little bullying at Bolteløkka school
beats never having clean water,
698
00:45:37,251 --> 00:45:40,460
dying of malaria and watching
mum get stabbed to death.
699
00:45:41,553 --> 00:45:43,693
- Excuse me?
- A tiny difference there.
700
00:45:44,103 --> 00:45:47,931
I think that's a rather
racist allegation.
701
00:45:47,956 --> 00:45:51,955
Saying all coloured
children will die of malaria.
702
00:45:52,396 --> 00:45:56,465
- Maybe I'm a racist. Sorry.
- That's not what I meant.
703
00:45:56,583 --> 00:46:01,006
But I think it's a good example.
Then I shouldn't be allowed to adopt.
704
00:46:01,526 --> 00:46:05,045
You know what?
Put that in the application!
705
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:08,559
If you tick the box marked
"Norwegian", it's "No!"
706
00:46:08,970 --> 00:46:10,424
Not allowed. Won't happen.
707
00:46:11,157 --> 00:46:13,829
Racist, racist, racist.
708
00:46:14,742 --> 00:46:16,695
May I ask why your name is Fatima?
709
00:46:17,382 --> 00:46:19,722
Did you change your name as an adult?
710
00:46:20,089 --> 00:46:21,088
No,
711
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,614
I didn't.
712
00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:26,775
I'm adopted.
713
00:46:28,002 --> 00:46:29,224
Okay. Excellent.
714
00:46:29,249 --> 00:46:31,722
But now I think we should focus...
715
00:46:31,942 --> 00:46:37,301
Funny you should ask. When you hear my
name is Fatima, you think I'm radicalized.
716
00:46:38,998 --> 00:46:40,659
Hi. Sorry.
717
00:46:41,295 --> 00:46:42,731
Thanks, I have to rush.
718
00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:05,693
I wouldn't mind rich parents.
719
00:47:06,227 --> 00:47:07,660
You saw that one couple?
720
00:47:07,728 --> 00:47:09,987
Fresh sourdough bread every morning.
721
00:47:10,472 --> 00:47:13,600
When I start a band,
they'll buy everything I need!
722
00:47:14,126 --> 00:47:15,412
But they're racist.
723
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,745
If anyone was racist, it was you.
724
00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:19,452
Shut up.
725
00:47:19,828 --> 00:47:23,228
I think you hate them because
you want me for yourself.
726
00:47:24,593 --> 00:47:28,473
Wanna be my mum, watch
me grow up to be Dick Jesus 2.0.
727
00:47:29,668 --> 00:47:30,953
Yuck! Jeez!
728
00:47:32,959 --> 00:47:34,193
You know what?
729
00:47:34,654 --> 00:47:38,100
I just want to get rid
of you without feeling permanently guilty.
730
00:47:38,487 --> 00:47:41,400
I don't have time for kids.
I need to get a life.
731
00:47:42,187 --> 00:47:44,200
Well, I don't want anything
to do with you either.
732
00:47:48,892 --> 00:47:50,172
But who would you want?
733
00:47:50,766 --> 00:47:52,139
If you could choose?
734
00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:56,260
Your sister seems cool.
735
00:47:56,284 --> 00:47:57,747
She doesn't have time for you.
736
00:48:03,212 --> 00:48:05,625
Then I'll go for Angelina Jolie.
737
00:48:06,145 --> 00:48:08,071
- Angelina Jolie?
- Yeah.
738
00:48:08,551 --> 00:48:10,531
If she met me, we'd hit it off.
739
00:48:10,645 --> 00:48:12,297
She already has six kids.
740
00:48:12,321 --> 00:48:14,601
Just proves she's a good mum.
741
00:48:14,738 --> 00:48:17,731
She's got plenty of experience.
Plus she's loaded.
742
00:48:18,618 --> 00:48:19,671
Hey!
743
00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:22,079
Hello?
744
00:48:23,791 --> 00:48:26,645
You think I'll go away just
because you put a cup over me?
745
00:48:39,178 --> 00:48:40,311
Rakel?
746
00:48:45,744 --> 00:48:47,477
Gotta stop screwing around, woman!
747
00:49:44,022 --> 00:49:47,096
Rakel! This isn't funny. Let me out!
748
00:50:10,948 --> 00:50:12,515
Sure you don't want to come along?
749
00:50:37,833 --> 00:50:39,068
- Hi.
- Hi.
750
00:50:52,407 --> 00:50:53,414
Oops.
751
00:50:58,207 --> 00:50:59,421
Are you serious?
752
00:51:00,827 --> 00:51:02,041
What about Stian?
753
00:51:04,441 --> 00:51:06,961
- I mentioned it to him.
- Is it okay with him?
754
00:51:07,727 --> 00:51:09,047
Not really.
755
00:51:09,934 --> 00:51:14,380
He already has three kids. We've tried
for years. The doctors say it's possible.
756
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:17,753
I just have a bad feeling about it.
757
00:51:18,485 --> 00:51:20,386
But are you breaking up?
758
00:51:21,639 --> 00:51:23,099
Do you really mean it?
759
00:51:23,386 --> 00:51:24,413
Yes.
760
00:51:24,973 --> 00:51:28,606
Because I don't know what
it'll be like, how it would work...
761
00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:31,366
And you want to
stay in touch with it?
762
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:37,479
Well, I suppose I'll be an aunt.
763
00:51:39,652 --> 00:51:42,526
Okay. If we're gonna do this...
764
00:51:43,053 --> 00:51:44,285
How is it done?
765
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,919
- I don't know.
- Haven't you checked?
766
00:51:49,219 --> 00:51:50,218
No, I...
767
00:51:51,272 --> 00:51:52,900
I'm just trying to get rid of it.
768
00:51:53,225 --> 00:51:55,172
- But it might be illegal.
- Huh?
769
00:51:55,885 --> 00:51:58,505
You can't give away
kids just like that.
770
00:51:59,327 --> 00:52:00,472
Why not?
771
00:52:01,092 --> 00:52:02,979
Listen. I'm turning down L.A.
772
00:52:03,379 --> 00:52:05,699
And I'll read a bit about this.
773
00:52:06,452 --> 00:52:08,079
And talk it over with Stian.
774
00:52:16,278 --> 00:52:17,791
- Okay.
- Mummy.
775
00:52:18,359 --> 00:52:19,424
Auntie.
776
00:52:28,904 --> 00:52:30,371
Wouldn't that be weird?
777
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,572
You said you liked her.
778
00:52:32,684 --> 00:52:35,419
Yeah, but where are
you in the picture?
779
00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:38,344
She'll be my mum,
and you'll be my aunt?
780
00:52:38,570 --> 00:52:42,801
Although you both know
it's the other way around.
781
00:52:43,288 --> 00:52:46,300
Family dinners and
Christmases will get weird!
782
00:52:46,850 --> 00:52:48,323
We don't do family dinners.
783
00:52:48,953 --> 00:52:50,031
Why not?
784
00:52:52,344 --> 00:52:54,477
It'll be a mess.
785
00:52:54,777 --> 00:52:59,057
You'll come around and give
me an identity crisis at five.
786
00:52:59,284 --> 00:53:03,578
I'll end up like Dick Jesus.
Lots of random sex, no true connection
787
00:53:03,603 --> 00:53:06,940
because mum made
sure I can't trust anyone.
788
00:53:07,397 --> 00:53:09,443
Yeah, but you have to
end up with someone.
789
00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:11,390
Mie is cool as shit.
790
00:53:11,830 --> 00:53:13,990
- Angelina Jolie.
- No.
791
00:53:14,370 --> 00:53:15,989
Come up with something better.
792
00:53:16,455 --> 00:53:18,203
Well, you can stay here.
793
00:53:18,576 --> 00:53:22,457
Lie on the floor, swimming in
spaghetti crusts and old snuff.
794
00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:25,410
Know there's a liver
paste sandwich here?
795
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:28,256
Sure. Enjoy it when you get out.
796
00:53:28,475 --> 00:53:32,896
Why are you so nasty? If you hadn't
been so nasty, it would work out.
797
00:53:33,199 --> 00:53:35,865
Can't you just shut up? Please?
798
00:53:36,073 --> 00:53:38,145
How long has that
sandwich been there?
799
00:53:38,170 --> 00:53:41,032
Can't you just pick it up and bin it?
800
00:53:41,555 --> 00:53:44,407
Don't just sit there
with your doodles.
801
00:53:44,432 --> 00:53:47,036
Get a grip, for Christ's sake!
802
00:54:23,662 --> 00:54:25,075
- Hi.
- Hi.
803
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:29,548
Rakel, you've got company.
804
00:54:30,721 --> 00:54:33,194
I've gotta run. But come in.
805
00:54:38,874 --> 00:54:40,101
- Hi there.
- Hi.
806
00:54:45,469 --> 00:54:47,174
Sorry for being a pain in the ass.
807
00:54:48,151 --> 00:54:49,151
I just...
808
00:54:49,660 --> 00:54:51,467
I thought I'd ask.
809
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:55,814
The last time I asked you
out for coffee it was bad timing.
810
00:54:56,333 --> 00:54:59,107
You said I could try again later.
Was hoping you meant it.
811
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,166
Then you got real pregnant.
812
00:55:02,505 --> 00:55:06,474
And it probably felt
a bit difficult for you.
813
00:55:07,546 --> 00:55:10,654
But I just wanted to say
it's not difficult for me.
814
00:55:12,814 --> 00:55:15,713
Right. I thought you might
need someone to talk to.
815
00:55:16,499 --> 00:55:18,199
And I sort of like you.
816
00:55:19,219 --> 00:55:22,725
So if you feel like having a beer,
no strings attached--
817
00:55:23,198 --> 00:55:25,739
you can't.
But maybe a no strings coffee?
818
00:55:27,432 --> 00:55:28,440
Yeah.
819
00:55:28,706 --> 00:55:30,119
We can have coffee.
820
00:55:30,329 --> 00:55:31,329
Yeah?
821
00:55:32,219 --> 00:55:34,372
- Now?
- Yeah, that's fine.
822
00:55:34,573 --> 00:55:35,572
Right.
823
00:55:36,152 --> 00:55:37,372
I just have to...
824
00:55:37,619 --> 00:55:40,293
I'll just fetch... Get my jacket.
825
00:55:43,618 --> 00:55:44,786
Don't come in.
826
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,338
No? Okay. Sorry.
827
00:55:46,865 --> 00:55:48,445
The place is a mess, so...
828
00:55:49,753 --> 00:55:51,445
Yeah, that's... Yes.
829
00:55:56,132 --> 00:55:58,352
Ninjababy? Did you make this?
830
00:55:58,785 --> 00:56:00,364
Don't look at it. It's...
831
00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:03,045
- Private.
- Sorry.
832
00:56:03,712 --> 00:56:04,912
But real cool.
833
00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:17,170
Is this me?
834
00:56:18,017 --> 00:56:19,924
- No.
- "Aikido-Mos".
835
00:56:21,470 --> 00:56:24,136
"Smells like butter". You think so?
836
00:56:24,984 --> 00:56:26,260
- Yeah.
- I do?
837
00:56:27,124 --> 00:56:28,872
Well, no. I mean...
838
00:56:28,897 --> 00:56:29,969
It's...
839
00:56:32,411 --> 00:56:36,737
It's just my pregnancy, it's given
me a super-sharp sense of smell.
840
00:56:37,131 --> 00:56:38,517
So everything has a smell.
841
00:56:40,264 --> 00:56:41,650
It's like... Ugh.
842
00:56:41,890 --> 00:56:43,584
But I mean... You smell nice.
843
00:56:44,658 --> 00:56:46,371
- Butter?
- Yeah.
844
00:56:48,897 --> 00:56:50,070
It smells nice.
845
00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:54,396
That baby was cool, though.
846
00:56:56,296 --> 00:56:57,436
Thanks.
847
00:56:59,931 --> 00:57:01,310
I draw a bit too.
848
00:57:01,721 --> 00:57:03,302
Or rather, I paint.
849
00:57:04,310 --> 00:57:07,143
- Like art?
- No, it's more like...
850
00:57:07,869 --> 00:57:09,022
Like figures.
851
00:57:10,203 --> 00:57:13,049
- Okay.
- Figures with particular powers,
852
00:57:13,836 --> 00:57:15,930
pieces for a game.
You paint them first.
853
00:57:16,262 --> 00:57:18,584
- Warhammer?
- Kings of War, yeah.
854
00:57:18,796 --> 00:57:20,341
It's almost the same as Warhammer.
855
00:57:20,913 --> 00:57:22,328
You know what it is?
856
00:57:22,954 --> 00:57:24,072
I've played it.
857
00:57:24,487 --> 00:57:27,170
I had a friend in high
school who had it.
858
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,025
- You kidding?
- Goblins are neat.
859
00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:32,905
They're the ones I use. Or used.
860
00:57:33,118 --> 00:57:37,152
But I got trouble with yellow bellies. So I
switched to Undead with unlimited surge.
861
00:57:38,815 --> 00:57:41,869
I'm supposed to be at a tournament.
I'm not going.
862
00:57:42,422 --> 00:57:45,755
But if you'd turned down
the coffee, I'd have gone.
863
00:57:49,942 --> 00:57:53,284
It's a tournament,
but it's like private.
864
00:57:53,308 --> 00:57:54,617
Are you nervous?
865
00:57:54,642 --> 00:57:57,608
No, I'm not nervous.
It's not the Olympics.
866
00:57:57,854 --> 00:57:59,328
It's just Henning.
867
00:58:01,761 --> 00:58:03,261
This one's real sick.
868
00:58:04,301 --> 00:58:05,642
That's my commander.
869
00:58:06,468 --> 00:58:08,921
I won a prize for the design.
870
00:58:09,315 --> 00:58:12,000
- You painted it yourself?
- It took me two weeks.
871
00:58:12,286 --> 00:58:13,327
Cool.
872
00:58:13,921 --> 00:58:16,261
I've written a backstory too.
873
00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:18,073
Well, or...
874
00:58:18,312 --> 00:58:19,547
Look at that!
875
00:58:24,734 --> 00:58:27,060
His mother was decapitated
while giving birth to him?
876
00:58:29,307 --> 00:58:32,047
- Dark.
- Yeah, it is a bit violent.
877
00:58:34,699 --> 00:58:36,333
No women here, or...?
878
00:58:37,407 --> 00:58:41,807
No, there aren't that many
women in the series I use.
879
00:58:42,127 --> 00:58:43,606
Just decapitated mums?
880
00:58:45,867 --> 00:58:48,580
Yeah, it does sound weird
when you put it like that.
881
00:58:59,860 --> 00:59:01,952
- Hi there.
- Hello, senpai.
882
00:59:02,366 --> 00:59:04,952
This is Rakel. Henning, Rakel.
883
00:59:05,605 --> 00:59:07,753
- Are you...?
- No.
884
00:59:08,927 --> 00:59:12,719
Hey, you're getting slaughtered today.
Focus on that.
885
00:59:13,213 --> 00:59:14,632
Hello, boys.
886
00:59:15,232 --> 00:59:16,732
We're ready to roll.
887
00:59:18,106 --> 00:59:20,179
- This is Rakel.
- Hi.
888
00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,779
- You're late.
- Sorry. I know.
889
00:59:24,485 --> 00:59:25,799
Something came up.
890
00:59:26,892 --> 00:59:28,586
You chose the left side?
891
00:59:29,206 --> 00:59:30,865
You know it's my side, but...
892
00:59:31,046 --> 00:59:32,045
Sorry.
893
00:59:33,912 --> 00:59:35,226
I'll put my stuff here.
894
00:59:38,692 --> 00:59:40,172
Is that the new Nightstalker?
895
00:59:40,887 --> 00:59:41,953
Real neat.
896
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:44,472
You need any help?
897
00:59:44,938 --> 00:59:46,398
Rakel can give you a hand.
898
00:59:46,891 --> 00:59:48,138
She's a really great painter.
899
00:59:48,843 --> 00:59:50,064
Draws well too.
900
00:59:50,791 --> 00:59:52,638
She's got a comic book
figure called Ninjababy.
901
00:59:53,731 --> 00:59:54,844
It rocks.
902
00:59:55,585 --> 00:59:57,478
You'd like it. Looks a bit like Bone.
903
01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,325
You make comics?
904
01:00:03,653 --> 01:00:04,654
No.
905
01:00:04,892 --> 01:00:06,370
I just draw sometimes.
906
01:00:20,177 --> 01:00:21,544
What does Ninjababy do?
907
01:00:24,024 --> 01:00:25,137
Not that much.
908
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,397
Chills.
909
01:00:28,357 --> 01:00:29,490
Does it have a sword?
910
01:00:31,043 --> 01:00:32,077
No.
911
01:00:34,783 --> 01:00:36,144
You think it should have one?
912
01:00:36,652 --> 01:00:37,652
Yeah.
913
01:00:39,477 --> 01:00:40,643
A katana.
914
01:00:53,682 --> 01:00:55,043
Come on, join us.
915
01:00:56,176 --> 01:00:57,423
No, I'll pass.
916
01:00:58,230 --> 01:00:59,389
Come on.
917
01:01:09,229 --> 01:01:12,468
Yes! Blood and suffering!
918
01:01:19,129 --> 01:01:21,148
Boom! Okay.
919
01:01:26,382 --> 01:01:29,482
- Oh, have you read this one?
- No.
920
01:01:31,002 --> 01:01:32,515
It's sort of
921
01:01:33,828 --> 01:01:35,742
like autobiography-ish.
922
01:01:36,362 --> 01:01:37,868
Kinda hard to describe.
923
01:01:38,482 --> 01:01:40,548
But it's a love story, coming of age.
924
01:01:41,442 --> 01:01:43,781
He grows up in a Christian family.
925
01:01:44,147 --> 01:01:47,167
Finds out he's not that
religious, falls in love...
926
01:01:50,595 --> 01:01:54,367
- Maybe it sounds a bit boring?
- No. No, no. It's not...
927
01:01:55,234 --> 01:01:57,541
Not that many decapitations
during childbirth.
928
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:21,387
- Are you okay?
- Sure, I'm just a bit...
929
01:02:23,421 --> 01:02:25,953
- Does it hurt?
- No, it just feels a bit weird.
930
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,059
Right. I get it.
931
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:38,060
Don't you think it's weird?
932
01:02:39,053 --> 01:02:40,273
This whole thing?
933
01:02:40,820 --> 01:02:41,820
No.
934
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,559
Why not?
935
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,426
I don't know.
936
01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:54,700
I wanted to get to know you anyway,
so it would be uncool to change my mind
937
01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:56,479
just because you're pregnant.
938
01:02:57,620 --> 01:03:01,519
All the reasons why I
liked you are still the same.
939
01:03:03,619 --> 01:03:05,380
You don't know anything about me.
940
01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:07,472
I know quite a lot.
941
01:03:07,819 --> 01:03:11,772
We've had sex once,
and met like two times.
942
01:03:11,845 --> 01:03:12,845
Three.
943
01:03:13,338 --> 01:03:14,484
Three times?
944
01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:19,877
Okay.
945
01:03:20,632 --> 01:03:23,158
Okay what?
You want a list of what I know about you?
946
01:03:24,399 --> 01:03:30,859
Not if it turns out you're a star psycho
who's been stalking me for years.
947
01:03:32,051 --> 01:03:36,131
No, but we've been out.
I know you get drunk pretty easily.
948
01:03:36,524 --> 01:03:37,964
And you don't have
949
01:03:38,924 --> 01:03:40,351
a great deal of money.
950
01:03:40,738 --> 01:03:41,812
And
951
01:03:42,411 --> 01:03:44,738
you hate ABBA, and love beer.
952
01:03:49,558 --> 01:03:54,257
I know you're willing to try aikido,
even though you think it's goofy.
953
01:03:56,897 --> 01:03:59,491
Which means you're open-minded,
954
01:04:00,019 --> 01:04:01,403
willing to try new things.
955
01:04:02,378 --> 01:04:03,465
You can
956
01:04:04,156 --> 01:04:06,056
talk pretty freely about poo.
957
01:04:10,297 --> 01:04:12,677
I've been to an
abortion clinic with you,
958
01:04:13,643 --> 01:04:16,410
so I know that though
you try to act cool,
959
01:04:16,537 --> 01:04:19,546
you're human enough to
not want to go there alone.
960
01:04:22,143 --> 01:04:23,497
I know that you like drawing,
961
01:04:24,024 --> 01:04:25,810
and that you're really good at it.
962
01:04:27,377 --> 01:04:32,417
I know that if you want to, something
you've made can end up in a comic store
963
01:04:32,476 --> 01:04:34,448
and mean a lot to
someone who reads it.
964
01:04:38,737 --> 01:04:40,483
And I know you're pregnant.
965
01:04:42,536 --> 01:04:45,489
Seven or eight months pregnant.
It probably sucks, but...
966
01:04:46,736 --> 01:04:48,856
It's not the first thing I
think about when I see you.
967
01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:53,616
My first thought is,
"Wow, she's stunning!"
968
01:04:58,323 --> 01:04:59,836
"I've had sex with her."
969
01:05:04,582 --> 01:05:05,989
This is making me horny.
970
01:05:48,054 --> 01:05:50,548
Hi.
971
01:05:50,693 --> 01:05:51,787
Or good morning.
972
01:05:55,327 --> 01:05:56,574
I've made breakfast.
973
01:05:58,020 --> 01:05:59,194
You want a fried egg?
974
01:05:59,774 --> 01:06:00,920
Yes, please.
975
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:09,640
Thanks.
976
01:06:12,814 --> 01:06:13,920
What a treat.
977
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:17,807
I'll get it.
978
01:06:20,140 --> 01:06:21,252
This is...
979
01:06:33,653 --> 01:06:34,813
Want some coffee?
980
01:06:37,693 --> 01:06:38,739
Coffee.
981
01:06:45,426 --> 01:06:47,265
- No.
- I've changed my mind.
982
01:06:52,324 --> 01:06:56,051
I've thought about this
thing, and it's real sick.
983
01:06:56,105 --> 01:06:58,493
But it's somehow existential too.
984
01:06:58,718 --> 01:07:01,138
After you came to see me, I went
985
01:07:01,278 --> 01:07:06,115
to grandma's house in Ås,
tried to gather my thoughts.
986
01:07:06,702 --> 01:07:11,722
Then something really weird
happened one evening. Like...
987
01:07:12,258 --> 01:07:15,631
It was like someone
shouted to me from the forest.
988
01:07:16,092 --> 01:07:21,706
I tried to get closer to see what it
was, and the closer I got, the more I got
989
01:07:21,731 --> 01:07:26,291
the feeling that someone was
keeping an eye on me, observing me.
990
01:07:28,372 --> 01:07:33,385
I didn't see anyone. Suddenly it
was like something gripped my guts.
991
01:07:33,985 --> 01:07:35,452
"It has to be the baby."
992
01:07:38,270 --> 01:07:42,831
My unborn child came to
me to tell me that I'd regret it.
993
01:07:46,051 --> 01:07:49,211
Okay, I know I sound
like a new age freak.
994
01:07:49,384 --> 01:07:50,917
But suddenly I knew.
995
01:07:51,489 --> 01:07:52,650
Knew what?
996
01:07:52,844 --> 01:07:54,330
That I want this child.
997
01:07:56,410 --> 01:07:57,717
Have you lost your mind?
998
01:07:59,251 --> 01:08:01,496
I mean, I've already
arranged everything.
999
01:08:01,855 --> 01:08:02,856
Okay?
1000
01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:05,010
But... But I'm still the dad.
1001
01:08:06,522 --> 01:08:07,669
Yeah.
1002
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,943
Yeah? So I've got rights.
1003
01:08:10,523 --> 01:08:11,571
I wouldn't know.
1004
01:08:11,743 --> 01:08:17,290
I think so. I don't think you can
put the kid up for adoption if I say no.
1005
01:08:17,410 --> 01:08:18,783
I can google it.
1006
01:08:18,981 --> 01:08:20,256
Ingrid, don't.
1007
01:08:20,287 --> 01:08:21,636
Just don't.
1008
01:08:23,862 --> 01:08:24,863
Right.
1009
01:08:25,003 --> 01:08:26,116
You know what?
1010
01:08:27,076 --> 01:08:28,355
But you don't want kids.
1011
01:08:29,570 --> 01:08:32,388
I just think I could
make a good father.
1012
01:08:32,822 --> 01:08:35,442
What's more, I think you and
I could make good parents.
1013
01:08:36,608 --> 01:08:38,738
We'll move to Ås. I'm serious.
1014
01:08:38,762 --> 01:08:40,889
Grandma's in a nursing home.
1015
01:08:41,008 --> 01:08:46,312
We can move in, be parents. Raise
this kid, who'll turn out to be awesome.
1016
01:08:47,729 --> 01:08:51,955
Like, we don't have to...
Don't have to be a couple per se.
1017
01:08:52,308 --> 01:08:54,155
I don't know. We can just live there.
1018
01:08:54,510 --> 01:08:56,808
Have sex if that's what we want.
1019
01:08:57,128 --> 01:09:00,008
We'll sort it out.
We won't regret it.
1020
01:09:00,101 --> 01:09:04,781
Have you ever met a mum or a dad
who says, "Oh, I regret having kids?"
1021
01:09:04,895 --> 01:09:06,664
No, they can't admit it.
1022
01:09:07,408 --> 01:09:09,865
No, it's because it's
impossible to regret it.
1023
01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:16,214
It's like life-changing,
self-fulfilling, existential and...
1024
01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:20,528
I just think it would
be so good for me.
1025
01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:24,381
For you too.
I just think it's something we gotta do.
1026
01:09:27,208 --> 01:09:28,954
Look, I'm not having a baby with you.
1027
01:09:30,768 --> 01:09:32,087
Why not, Rakel?
1028
01:09:32,834 --> 01:09:36,053
There's obviously
something going on between you and me.
1029
01:09:36,753 --> 01:09:37,754
There is.
1030
01:09:38,301 --> 01:09:39,967
It's not that long since we...
1031
01:09:40,774 --> 01:09:41,840
I mean...
1032
01:09:43,368 --> 01:09:45,807
- Okay, I should leave.
- Stay.
1033
01:09:45,935 --> 01:09:47,947
But you seem to
have a lot to talk about.
1034
01:09:49,186 --> 01:09:51,533
Sorry, are you Rakel's boyfriend?
1035
01:09:52,012 --> 01:09:54,387
Hi, I'm Mos.
No, we're not together.
1036
01:09:56,527 --> 01:10:00,600
Aren't you the guy from
that aikido gym at Helsfyr?
1037
01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:04,500
- Uh, yeah.
- I've been a student of yours.
1038
01:10:05,119 --> 01:10:09,465
How does it go? Ugetsu, ugo... omo...
1039
01:10:10,513 --> 01:10:13,482
I just wanted to
fight with those staffs.
1040
01:10:13,507 --> 01:10:18,572
Hey, we were having a great time here.
Mos had whipped up a wonderful breakfast.
1041
01:10:19,186 --> 01:10:21,079
You know what? Get lost.
1042
01:10:21,103 --> 01:10:25,061
Check out the nearest kindergarten.
You don't want this.
1043
01:10:25,086 --> 01:10:29,486
That's the point. I really don't
want to, that's why I have to.
1044
01:10:29,779 --> 01:10:31,149
- Get it?
- No.
1045
01:10:39,646 --> 01:10:43,278
- Hey, listen...
- This isn't a good time.
1046
01:10:43,565 --> 01:10:46,925
I can become a foster
parent, then adopt later.
1047
01:10:47,285 --> 01:10:50,438
Might not have to because
you aren't that fucked up.
1048
01:10:50,698 --> 01:10:51,971
- Hi.
- Hello.
1049
01:10:53,411 --> 01:10:56,038
This is Mie, she's going to adopt.
1050
01:10:56,384 --> 01:10:59,238
- Oh, is that so?
- It's complicated.
1051
01:10:59,932 --> 01:11:02,711
You can't just adopt like that, so...
1052
01:11:04,025 --> 01:11:05,164
Who are you?
1053
01:11:05,524 --> 01:11:08,284
Well, I'm the child's dad.
1054
01:11:09,491 --> 01:11:11,585
I see. So you're Dick Jesus?
1055
01:11:12,138 --> 01:11:13,637
Yeah, apparently.
1056
01:11:14,445 --> 01:11:15,831
I have to go to work.
1057
01:11:16,371 --> 01:11:18,765
We're having a conversation here.
1058
01:11:18,896 --> 01:11:21,850
Well, I have to
get out of here, or...
1059
01:11:22,110 --> 01:11:24,539
Leave! Out! All of you! Bye!
1060
01:11:24,564 --> 01:11:27,564
But you have to tell her
she can't have the kid.
1061
01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:29,451
Of course she's gonna have the kid!
1062
01:11:29,606 --> 01:11:31,717
You can't just come here and...
1063
01:11:32,377 --> 01:11:37,100
She's turned down a job in fucking
L.A., broken up with her boyfriend and...
1064
01:11:37,490 --> 01:11:39,493
You can't just spring this on me now!
1065
01:11:40,350 --> 01:11:43,215
You sprung it on me
just a few weeks ago!
1066
01:11:43,897 --> 01:11:46,099
Right.
I just took some time to think.
1067
01:11:46,144 --> 01:11:50,304
Suddenly you've given it to
someone you found at Walmart!
1068
01:11:50,705 --> 01:11:53,338
- Excuse me?
- She's my half-sister.
1069
01:11:53,651 --> 01:11:57,763
- She's had loads of shit with her ovaries.
- Leave that part out.
1070
01:11:57,964 --> 01:12:00,210
Okay, I'm sorry to hear that.
1071
01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:02,885
Didn't you talk to
him before asking me?
1072
01:12:02,910 --> 01:12:07,786
Sure I talked to him, but now
he's got this sick revelation!
1073
01:12:08,409 --> 01:12:13,143
I'm sorry. You know what? I'm sorry
for having a sense of responsibility.
1074
01:12:13,636 --> 01:12:17,316
I think you need to sort this out.
We'll talk later.
1075
01:12:19,316 --> 01:12:21,723
What's wrong? What's going on?
1076
01:12:22,723 --> 01:12:25,683
Rakel. Oh, come on, Rakel.
1077
01:12:25,808 --> 01:12:28,088
Why do you always make a huge...
1078
01:12:28,113 --> 01:12:29,308
Shut up!
1079
01:12:31,142 --> 01:12:34,942
- Oh, Shit. This is...
- Has her water broken?
1080
01:12:35,043 --> 01:12:36,988
- Get the car!
- Okay, right.
1081
01:12:38,335 --> 01:12:40,475
Have you packed your maternity bags?
1082
01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:42,988
Where... It's way too early!
1083
01:12:55,155 --> 01:12:57,821
It's to the right. Through there.
1084
01:12:59,688 --> 01:13:03,648
- Is it this way?
- It's easier if we work together.
1085
01:13:05,762 --> 01:13:07,755
I'll go find a doctor or something.
1086
01:13:10,202 --> 01:13:11,967
- Hi.
- Hi, Rakel.
1087
01:13:12,761 --> 01:13:15,141
- You had pains?
- Yes, some.
1088
01:13:15,307 --> 01:13:18,414
- Are you feeling better?
- No, she's not.
1089
01:13:19,728 --> 01:13:21,361
Could you please come with me?
1090
01:13:24,001 --> 01:13:25,387
Right, I'm coming along.
1091
01:13:38,093 --> 01:13:39,586
Is there something wrong?
1092
01:13:41,867 --> 01:13:44,041
The heartbeat is still fine.
1093
01:13:45,785 --> 01:13:46,947
But...
1094
01:13:47,159 --> 01:13:48,493
We'll run some tests.
1095
01:13:51,079 --> 01:13:52,213
Right.
1096
01:14:04,659 --> 01:14:06,673
Hey? What's going on?
1097
01:14:06,886 --> 01:14:07,958
They don't know.
1098
01:14:08,751 --> 01:14:10,865
They have to run a
few tests and so on first.
1099
01:14:12,193 --> 01:14:15,146
They say I have to stay
here until they get the results.
1100
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:19,619
Hey, it's okay.
I'll stay here with you.
1101
01:14:20,199 --> 01:14:21,912
I think I'd rather be alone.
1102
01:14:23,058 --> 01:14:24,192
Alright.
1103
01:14:26,872 --> 01:14:28,145
We can stay.
1104
01:14:29,025 --> 01:14:31,105
It's okay. I'm just a bit tired.
1105
01:14:33,374 --> 01:14:35,059
I can give you a lift home.
1106
01:14:35,692 --> 01:14:37,174
That would be great.
1107
01:14:37,265 --> 01:14:39,379
Maybe you could drive me to Ås?
1108
01:14:40,811 --> 01:14:42,544
To Ås? Sure.
1109
01:14:43,492 --> 01:14:44,604
Nice.
1110
01:14:45,376 --> 01:14:46,504
Shotgun.
1111
01:15:45,155 --> 01:15:46,276
It'll be alright.
1112
01:15:46,940 --> 01:15:48,022
Yeah.
1113
01:15:48,436 --> 01:15:50,389
Just cross my fingers
and hope it's dead.
1114
01:15:51,214 --> 01:15:52,179
Huh?
1115
01:15:52,204 --> 01:15:53,262
Get it over with.
1116
01:15:55,902 --> 01:15:57,016
I've killed it.
1117
01:15:58,736 --> 01:15:59,718
No.
1118
01:15:59,743 --> 01:16:01,462
Yes, I have.
1119
01:16:04,562 --> 01:16:05,662
I can tell.
1120
01:16:06,635 --> 01:16:08,329
Feel it's about to die.
1121
01:16:11,381 --> 01:16:12,469
Stop it.
1122
01:16:15,889 --> 01:16:17,176
And that's what I wanted.
1123
01:16:18,988 --> 01:16:20,302
I wanted it to die.
1124
01:16:21,502 --> 01:16:23,695
- It's not the same.
- No.
1125
01:16:24,008 --> 01:16:26,094
Even though it's dead,
I have to give birth to it.
1126
01:16:27,295 --> 01:16:28,954
Squeeze out this tiny corpse.
1127
01:16:30,475 --> 01:16:35,675
I'm the one who killed it.
Being so damn nasty. Getting shitfaced.
1128
01:16:36,201 --> 01:16:38,281
Doing drugs. Screwing around.
1129
01:16:39,715 --> 01:16:41,848
Like, totally fucking hopeless.
1130
01:16:42,847 --> 01:16:45,188
Never seeing anything through.
1131
01:16:45,521 --> 01:16:50,647
Just wasting my life
doodling shitty stick figures.
1132
01:16:51,315 --> 01:16:53,140
No wonder the kid's sick.
1133
01:16:53,660 --> 01:16:55,395
Rakel, don't say that.
1134
01:16:56,407 --> 01:16:58,875
I know you think this is your fault.
1135
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:00,795
That it makes you a bad person.
1136
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:03,107
But you have to stop hating yourself.
1137
01:17:33,513 --> 01:17:36,166
How are you feeling?
Let me know if there's anything I can do.
1138
01:18:34,992 --> 01:18:38,577
Who can sail without wind...
1139
01:18:39,091 --> 01:18:42,931
Who can row without oars...
1140
01:18:44,151 --> 01:18:45,744
Why don't you like me?
1141
01:18:46,538 --> 01:18:47,711
I like you.
1142
01:18:47,864 --> 01:18:50,070
I've been a cool foetus.
1143
01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:52,031
Didn't make too much hassle.
1144
01:18:52,151 --> 01:18:55,991
Didn't make you fat or sick.
Tried to be your friend.
1145
01:18:56,111 --> 01:18:59,157
You poison me, and now
you're giving me away!
1146
01:18:59,771 --> 01:19:01,491
I feel like shit!
1147
01:19:02,664 --> 01:19:03,996
I know how you feel.
1148
01:19:05,485 --> 01:19:07,789
I can't take it anymore.
1149
01:19:11,750 --> 01:19:12,876
No...
1150
01:19:17,390 --> 01:19:18,516
No!
1151
01:19:24,710 --> 01:19:25,810
Are you okay?
1152
01:19:27,717 --> 01:19:29,916
Excuse me? We need some help here.
1153
01:19:30,923 --> 01:19:32,963
Excuse me? We need help.
1154
01:19:43,030 --> 01:19:44,189
No!
1155
01:20:34,894 --> 01:20:36,361
- Hi.
- Hi.
1156
01:20:37,727 --> 01:20:39,027
She's just slept.
1157
01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:42,687
- Isn't that a good sign?
- Yes.
1158
01:20:43,207 --> 01:20:44,368
Rakel?
1159
01:20:44,850 --> 01:20:46,328
- You've got company.
- Hi.
1160
01:20:49,534 --> 01:20:52,067
I have to go, but I'll be back soon.
Okay?
1161
01:21:00,947 --> 01:21:02,073
See you.
1162
01:21:03,933 --> 01:21:05,180
- Bye.
- Bye.
1163
01:21:31,906 --> 01:21:35,232
I thought about what you said
about the lack of women in the army.
1164
01:21:36,719 --> 01:21:39,379
I tried to get hold of one.
Wasn't easy.
1165
01:21:39,497 --> 01:21:42,139
I managed to swap
another piece for this.
1166
01:21:43,699 --> 01:21:44,972
I've painted it myself.
1167
01:21:46,418 --> 01:21:47,978
This is Leila.
1168
01:21:48,417 --> 01:21:51,472
Leila was abandoned as a child.
1169
01:21:51,666 --> 01:21:55,645
She was found by a general who'd
lost his pregnant wife in the war.
1170
01:22:00,359 --> 01:22:04,938
The general takes Leila
and raises her like his own.
1171
01:22:05,585 --> 01:22:09,991
When Leila grows up,
she wants to join the army.
1172
01:22:10,545 --> 01:22:14,345
But her father won't let
her because she's a woman.
1173
01:22:16,965 --> 01:22:21,177
So what Leila does,
is fake her own death.
1174
01:22:22,037 --> 01:22:25,745
She goes undercover as a
man to muscle in on the business.
1175
01:22:26,197 --> 01:22:29,398
She rises through
the ranks for 15 years.
1176
01:22:29,538 --> 01:22:35,717
Finally she becomes second in command
to the general, and who's the general?
1177
01:22:36,737 --> 01:22:40,664
- Her father.
- So Leila has to kill her father.
1178
01:22:40,844 --> 01:22:42,463
Which she does
1179
01:22:43,390 --> 01:22:44,784
to become general.
1180
01:22:44,809 --> 01:22:46,948
Then she reveals it to them.
1181
01:22:47,098 --> 01:22:48,098
"Hello?!"
1182
01:22:49,183 --> 01:22:52,063
"I'm a woman. Deal with it, bitches!"
1183
01:22:55,516 --> 01:22:58,276
Now she's sworn to slaughter Henning
1184
01:22:58,504 --> 01:23:03,117
and make sure there's
blood and suffering.
1185
01:23:05,716 --> 01:23:07,043
She's pretty awesome.
1186
01:23:09,749 --> 01:23:10,876
Thanks.
1187
01:23:17,843 --> 01:23:19,363
Looks like the kid's doing fine.
1188
01:23:21,388 --> 01:23:22,729
Seems like a cool kid.
1189
01:23:38,116 --> 01:23:39,383
How are you feeling?
1190
01:23:41,543 --> 01:23:42,895
I don't know.
1191
01:23:43,803 --> 01:23:45,162
This is weird.
1192
01:23:45,748 --> 01:23:46,815
Yeah.
1193
01:23:48,321 --> 01:23:49,768
I know what you mean.
1194
01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,028
I'm a chick, though.
1195
01:23:52,434 --> 01:23:53,934
That was a surprise.
1196
01:23:54,340 --> 01:23:55,701
Thought I was a dude.
1197
01:23:55,901 --> 01:23:57,255
I thought so too.
1198
01:23:57,562 --> 01:23:59,062
You felt like a dude.
1199
01:23:59,677 --> 01:24:00,676
Nope.
1200
01:24:01,082 --> 01:24:03,142
I've got a full-on
vagina cooking here.
1201
01:24:03,601 --> 01:24:05,720
Ovaries. Double X chromosomes.
1202
01:24:06,033 --> 01:24:08,328
Won't produce a drop
of sperm in my life.
1203
01:24:08,515 --> 01:24:09,988
At least that's a victory.
1204
01:24:11,554 --> 01:24:13,087
What are you lolling about?
1205
01:24:13,175 --> 01:24:14,234
Nothing.
1206
01:24:15,247 --> 01:24:17,668
- I'm just tired.
- You're tired?
1207
01:24:18,394 --> 01:24:21,067
I weigh two grams
and have a lung defect.
1208
01:24:25,767 --> 01:24:26,994
- Hi.
- Hi.
1209
01:24:33,874 --> 01:24:35,847
They say she just
has to lie here until...
1210
01:24:36,827 --> 01:24:39,100
I don't really know.
A while, at least.
1211
01:24:49,708 --> 01:24:50,800
Hi.
1212
01:24:51,172 --> 01:24:52,286
Hi.
1213
01:24:53,419 --> 01:24:55,393
Are you hungry? Would you like...?
1214
01:24:55,419 --> 01:24:56,588
No, I'm good.
1215
01:24:57,220 --> 01:24:59,139
May I? Thanks.
1216
01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:13,565
Right.
1217
01:25:14,165 --> 01:25:15,935
I guess I should leave now.
1218
01:25:16,112 --> 01:25:17,493
Or, I have to go.
1219
01:25:18,650 --> 01:25:19,748
- We can just...
- Okay.
1220
01:25:19,773 --> 01:25:21,398
I'll just... see you out.
1221
01:25:22,598 --> 01:25:24,664
- Hey, thanks.
- Yeah, of course.
1222
01:26:52,709 --> 01:26:55,490
Do I have to?
Can't you give her a bottle?
1223
01:28:47,329 --> 01:28:48,794
Have you thought about...?
1224
01:28:49,879 --> 01:28:51,419
I just want her to be okay.
1225
01:28:53,319 --> 01:28:55,393
I think she'd be better off with you.
1226
01:28:55,984 --> 01:28:57,233
Something about...
1227
01:28:57,859 --> 01:28:59,386
Being close to mum.
1228
01:29:02,726 --> 01:29:05,419
We can go to our place,
see how it works out.
1229
01:29:06,532 --> 01:29:07,679
"Our place"?
1230
01:29:08,639 --> 01:29:11,272
To grandma's house.
1231
01:29:14,838 --> 01:29:16,952
But... Is it because of...
1232
01:29:17,952 --> 01:29:19,432
that guy, Mos?
1233
01:29:20,165 --> 01:29:22,572
He can come and stay. I mean it.
1234
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:23,932
That's not it.
1235
01:29:25,378 --> 01:29:28,205
- But don't you want...
- I don't want kids.
1236
01:29:33,592 --> 01:29:35,431
And yeah, it's a
fucked-up thing to say.
1237
01:29:37,238 --> 01:29:39,065
Probably egotistic as hell, but...
1238
01:29:40,178 --> 01:29:41,252
It's typical.
1239
01:29:42,419 --> 01:29:43,636
That's how I am.
1240
01:29:43,858 --> 01:29:46,012
A fucking egotistic crappy person.
1241
01:29:48,831 --> 01:29:52,877
I mean, I can look at her,
hold her, and still think...
1242
01:29:53,164 --> 01:29:55,372
"Dammit, I don't want kids."
1243
01:29:57,251 --> 01:29:58,864
Then you shouldn't have kids.
1244
01:29:59,510 --> 01:30:00,991
Shouldn't raise children.
1245
01:30:01,237 --> 01:30:03,484
You're not a crappy person.
1246
01:30:07,957 --> 01:30:10,777
I'm sure you'd make an awesome mum.
1247
01:30:10,802 --> 01:30:12,996
But I have zero desire to be a mum.
1248
01:30:14,236 --> 01:30:15,791
It's never been on my list.
1249
01:30:22,845 --> 01:30:24,157
Can't you just take her?
1250
01:30:26,378 --> 01:30:28,844
- I'm a crappy person too.
- Yeah.
1251
01:30:30,044 --> 01:30:31,864
I'm not saying it's ideal.
1252
01:30:35,102 --> 01:30:37,949
But you like yourself as a dad.
1253
01:30:39,916 --> 01:30:41,844
That's how the whole thing started.
1254
01:30:45,016 --> 01:30:47,423
That you saw yourself as a dad,
1255
01:30:47,689 --> 01:30:49,750
liked the person
you saw in the mirror.
1256
01:30:57,363 --> 01:30:58,815
So what's her name?
1257
01:31:00,069 --> 01:31:01,235
I have no idea.
1258
01:31:03,369 --> 01:31:06,842
I can take her, but I think you
should find a name for her first.
1259
01:31:19,181 --> 01:31:20,574
Hi there, Ninjababy.
1260
01:31:22,547 --> 01:31:23,989
I'm gonna give you a name.
1261
01:31:24,235 --> 01:31:25,520
I'm Ninjababy.
1262
01:31:25,949 --> 01:31:27,475
You need a real name.
1263
01:31:28,695 --> 01:31:29,903
I think it rocks.
1264
01:31:33,014 --> 01:31:36,041
Okay, I'm gonna find a name for you,
1265
01:31:36,548 --> 01:31:38,674
then you'll go home with Dick Jesus.
1266
01:31:39,488 --> 01:31:41,941
Hey? Hello? It's Are.
1267
01:31:42,314 --> 01:31:43,324
Sorry.
1268
01:31:43,442 --> 01:31:44,494
Are.
1269
01:31:46,721 --> 01:31:48,173
Is that okay with you?
1270
01:31:48,474 --> 01:31:51,261
If he burns the "Blaze the Lord" poster.
1271
01:31:51,641 --> 01:31:54,268
Gotta burn the "Blaze the Lord" poster.
1272
01:31:54,983 --> 01:31:56,020
Okay.
1273
01:31:56,828 --> 01:31:58,160
So what should my name be?
1274
01:31:58,687 --> 01:32:00,567
What about Angelina?
1275
01:32:00,806 --> 01:32:02,208
- No.
- Please?
1276
01:32:04,201 --> 01:32:05,313
Pretty please?
1277
01:32:10,128 --> 01:32:11,274
Her name's Nina.
1278
01:32:14,154 --> 01:32:15,328
Nina Bibbi.
1279
01:32:17,007 --> 01:32:18,400
You said I could choose.
1280
01:32:19,413 --> 01:32:20,613
Yeah, I did.
1281
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:25,967
Nina Bibbi Lindeberg, right?
1282
01:32:27,100 --> 01:32:29,067
Ninabibbi Lindeberg.
1283
01:32:31,053 --> 01:32:32,219
Perfect.
1284
01:33:55,451 --> 01:33:56,570
Hi.
1285
01:34:32,329 --> 01:34:33,836
That's a funny baby.
1286
01:34:35,689 --> 01:34:37,069
Let's see...
1287
01:34:41,527 --> 01:34:42,604
Nice?
1288
01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:44,290
Look! A dark cloud!
1289
01:34:44,381 --> 01:34:45,654
Yes, a cloud.
1290
01:34:46,430 --> 01:34:48,590
- Look!
- Yes, isn't it funny?
1291
01:34:49,975 --> 01:34:52,943
- A tomato!
- Yes, that's right.