1 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:08,216 Last year, a lady got COVID 2 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:10,844 -just to avoid breaking up with me in person. -Che: Uh-uh. 3 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,762 That's why I win "worst breakup." 4 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:13,805 Che: No, no, no, no, no. 5 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:16,266 A woman broke up with me... 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,059 on FaceTime. Yeah! 7 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,103 And she was so sweet, I never saw it coming. 8 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,813 She should've broken up with me on Two-facedTime. 9 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:25,400 -(laughing) -Okay? The victory is mine. 10 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:27,777 Okay, not so fast, you lightweights. 11 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,946 -Can she tell I've been dieting? -You know what? I can, 12 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:31,489 -and I'm super psyched for you. -Jackie: Thank you. 13 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:34,993 My husband died. Death: the ultimate breakup. 14 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:37,954 Oh shit. Death is the ultimate breakup. 15 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:41,082 -Dude, that's a T-shirt, yeah. -So, clearly, 16 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,126 I win "worst breakup ever." 17 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,170 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, you win. -Yes, yes. You win, you win, you win. 18 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:48,506 Yes, I'm a winner! Let's take a call. 19 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,800 Who wants to talk to a winner, Franklin? 20 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,011 Uh, I don't have any calls now. 21 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:56,055 -Yeah, because everyone just killed themselves. -Jackie! 22 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:00,810 (light music playing) 23 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:05,356 I'm goin' on a date. You happy? 24 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,324 We got all the way through dinner 25 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,159 and no one suffered a concussion, 26 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:17,702 or got hit by a bus. 27 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,454 The night is still young. 28 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,206 I have a confession to make. 29 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,249 You paid for that meal with a Groupon? 30 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,169 -I googled you. -And you still showed up for dinner. 31 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:30,507 -Well, what's a murder or two? -Hey, they had it comin'. 32 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,344 "New York Times" best-selling author. 33 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:38,389 Oh, no, no, no. That's the, that's the other Carrie Bradshaw. 34 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,474 Happens all the time. 35 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,643 -No, I'm a legal secretary... -Ahh. 36 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:45,271 -currently suing my employer for severance. -(laughs) 37 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:49,150 Is that weird that I, I admitted that? 38 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,028 No, not at all. Mm-mm. 39 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:55,865 New York State Teacher of the Year, 2018. 40 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:56,699 (laughing) Oh, no. 41 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,661 -Oh dear. -This is me. 42 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:03,039 Ah. 43 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:04,916 We used to live in a brownstone on the Upper West Side 44 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:06,125 when the kids were young. 45 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:09,128 (couple chatting, laughing) 46 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,802 I'd like to kiss you. 47 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,095 Would that be okay? 48 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:38,157 Well, I think we did pretty okay for two heartbroken people. 49 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:40,785 Me too. 50 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,331 -Well. -(chuckles) Yes. 51 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:48,293 -Good night. -Good night. 52 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:58,344 (phone ringing) 53 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,056 How'd it go? 54 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,892 Oh, that's way too simple a question 55 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,727 for the experience I just had. 56 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:09,731 Details, please. 57 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,900 Charming, lovely... 58 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:15,570 -awful nervous. -You or him? 59 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:17,030 Both, and by the way, the awful nervous part 60 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:19,824 surfaced around a good night kiss. 61 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,200 You hungry, boss? 62 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,870 Oh... sorry. You're with someone? 63 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:26,956 Zed. We haven't left this hotel suite in three days. 64 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,084 I'm having so much fun. We're on the smoking floor. 65 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,588 Oh... okay, well. Then I'll let you go. 66 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,215 No, you won't. Was the kiss awful? 67 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,134 No, no. Not awful. 68 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,137 It was, um... 69 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:45,642 you know, it was just his lips on my lips. 70 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:46,976 Nothing else, you know? 71 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,354 -No surprise. -Caviar? 72 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,356 Carrie: But he asked permission for the kiss, 73 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,983 which I understand, but... 74 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,444 you know, contract for a kiss. 75 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,613 It's just... not how I remember it. 76 00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:00,740 Mmm... 77 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,992 Yeah, that sounds a lot more like it. 78 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,578 Sorry. 79 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,331 Carrie: Nothing to be sorry about. 80 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,083 -Good night. -Night, babe. 81 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,507 (wistful music playing) 82 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,385 ♪ ♪ 83 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,536 I think Big's mad at me. 84 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,203 -What do you mean? -Well, 85 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,288 Peter kissed me last night. 86 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,040 Peter kissed you. How was that? 87 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,002 Strange to be kissing someone other than Big. 88 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:57,088 But then, right after... my reading lamp... 89 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:59,382 started blinking on and off. 90 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:02,135 -Okay. -I mean, you know me. You know I'm not, like, 91 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,678 woo-woo about stuff like this, 92 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:05,263 but I think it, it could be Big. 93 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,433 -In your lamp? -No, coming through my lamp. 94 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,019 Well, I am woo-woo about this stuff, 95 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,187 and I do not believe that Big 96 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,773 would send a message all the way from Heaven 97 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,191 that you should never kiss anyone ever again. 98 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,695 Do you really think that's what he wants for you? 99 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,822 Heaven? Seriously? 100 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,699 What, are you saying there's no Heaven? 101 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:26,075 Are you saying there is? 102 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,536 You think Big is sitting up on a cloud right now 103 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,246 puffin' away on a cigar? 104 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,415 Well, yes, that's exactly what I'd like to think. 105 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,250 Since when do you believe in the afterlife? 106 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,086 I thought we were on the same page about this. 107 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,255 Yes, we were, but in light of recent events, 108 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:41,758 I've changed my vote to undecided. 109 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,093 If you can't disprove it, that means it's possible. 110 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,596 I can't disprove the existence of the Easter Bunny. 111 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:49,432 Wait, are we undecided about that now, too? 112 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:53,227 Listen... I can think that Big is sitting up there 113 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:56,272 smokin' on a cloud, telling me he's mad at me through a lamp 114 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:57,940 if it makes me feel better. 115 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,318 It's just guilt. Get it fixed. 116 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:02,737 -The guilt or the lamp? -Both. 117 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:03,946 Oh, thank you! 118 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:04,947 Miranda: Thank you so much. 119 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,365 Charlotte: The yogurt's for me. 120 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,159 So, Che asked me out to dinner 121 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:10,244 with their family this Friday. 122 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,664 Charlotte: Ooh, meeting the family. 123 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,625 That's a good sign. Things are moving forward. 124 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,795 -I love that you're still that girl. -(phone dings) 125 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,964 Hallelujah! The Trans rabbi is in! 126 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,092 Oh! For Rock's bat mitzvah? 127 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,843 -Yes, it's a "they" mitzvah. -Right. 128 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,262 I've been trying to spare you all the whole rabbi drama. 129 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:31,557 We've already had two different ones drop out because of 130 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,852 -"family emergencies." -That seems very unkosher. 131 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,312 But it's all for the best. 132 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:38,981 Who better to lead a "they" mitzvah 133 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,983 than a Trans rabbi? 134 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:41,317 It's beshert. 135 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:46,322 (wistful music playing) 136 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,935 ♪ ♪ 137 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:42,879 ♪ ♪ 138 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:55,141 Hi, I think this, 139 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,602 this lamp needs repair. 140 00:07:57,685 --> 00:08:00,479 It keeps going on and off all by itself, 141 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,732 even if I'm not touching it... 142 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:03,441 and I changed the bulb. 143 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,865 Is that a common problem with older lamps, 144 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:12,366 going on and off? 145 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:15,870 -That's very strange. -It is, isn't it? 146 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:19,081 Behold, "Hot Fellas Challah." 147 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,542 -Enjoy. -Charlotte: Ooh! 148 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,502 Mmm. 149 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:29,592 -It's good. -Mm... but different. 150 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,594 -What am I tasting? -It's sourdough. 151 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,888 I made the only sourdough challah in New York City. 152 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:36,098 Untapped market. Foodie Jews are everywhere. 153 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,767 -Mm-hm. -Anthony: What? 154 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,228 -What's the face? -It's hipster challah. 155 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,647 We're already pushin' the envelope with this "they" mitzvah. 156 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,065 Can we please give the old Jews 157 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:45,900 somethin' they'll recognize? 158 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:48,110 Fine... Two loaves at every table: 159 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,445 one for the Fiddlers on the Roof, 160 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:51,447 -and one for the rest of us. -Perfect. 161 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:54,617 Oh, Rabbi Jen! How was your first meeting with Rock? 162 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,453 Okay, I'm not gonna sugarcoat this. 163 00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:00,790 Great kid. Totally unprepared. Complete disaster. 164 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:01,791 -Excuse me? -What?! 165 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,501 You heard me. Doesn't know the Torah, Haftarah, 166 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,503 or even the most basic prayers of the service. 167 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,965 Frankly, I don't know how Rock skated by till now. 168 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,967 Well, they are a good skater. 169 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,468 But moving forward with the current plan is not realistic. 170 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:15,304 They simply haven't mastered the material. 171 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:19,141 But it's next Saturday. What do you suggest we do? 172 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,311 My thought was to cut down their Torah portion to about two lines. 173 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,647 -That would be upsetting. -We could... 174 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,858 also consider doing the entire service in English. 175 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:31,404 No. I did not convert to Judaism 176 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,489 to have my child be "they" mitzvahed in English. 177 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:38,160 Okay, the reviews are in. Excuse me, Rabbi. 178 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,705 -(sighs) -It all makes sense now. 179 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,665 There are no family emergencies. 180 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,959 Those rabbis fired us. 181 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,711 Oh my god. This is delicious! 182 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,464 Hey, Rockefeller. 183 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,009 The rabbi just gave us the skinny, and you're in deep doo-doo. 184 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,510 -(video game noises) -This is your big shot, 185 00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:56,053 and you're about to blow it. 186 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,513 Relax. Everything's fine. 187 00:09:58,347 --> 00:09:59,640 (turns off video game) 188 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:04,687 Everything is not fine. You're the star of this thing. 189 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,940 There's no understudy waiting in the wings to save the day. 190 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,400 Like I did when I stepped in to play 191 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,944 Sky Masterson in "Guys and Dolls." 192 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,280 They should've given me that part in the first place. 193 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,241 -But "sissies can't be gangsters." -That's so wrong. 194 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,953 You never think a theater camp as a hotbed of homophobia. 195 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,706 -Learn your friggin' lines. -Are you gonna-- 196 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:23,831 No! 197 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:26,584 (softly): Okay. 198 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,379 (dance music playing) 199 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,547 (indistinct chatter) 200 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,011 -Hey! -Oh. 201 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:40,264 Rambo, party of one. It's about time. 202 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,600 Sorry, the traffic on the bridge was, 203 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:46,062 well, I don't know what was going on there. 204 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,229 Like, I don't know what's going on here. 205 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,857 -I thought I was meeting your family. -Oh, you are. 206 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,400 -You are. Excuse us. -Miranda: Okay. Yeah? 207 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,818 Yeah, I'm sitting you next to my grandmas. 208 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:53,235 -(gasps) Really? -Mm-hm. 209 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,612 Nana, Abuela... 210 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:58,699 -this is Miranda. -Oh, hello. Mucho gusto. 211 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,910 Oh, it's so nice to meet you. 212 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:04,246 -Okay, sit. Sit, so we can start. -Start what? 213 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,419 Start what? 214 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,840 Hello, friends and fam! 215 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,802 (cheers and applause) 216 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,554 (laughs) Don't worry, I'm not gonna subject you to my stand-up. 217 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,264 (all laughing) 218 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,059 It's much worse. Hit it! 219 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,937 And, bartender, hit me with your best shot, would you? 220 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,605 -I got you, Che. -Yes! 221 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,982 -Here you go. -Thanks. Thank you. 222 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,278 Yeah, I'm gonna need another one... Yeah. 223 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,490 ("California Girls" playing) 224 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,202 (singing along): ♪ Well, East coast girls are hip ♪ 225 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:47,873 ♪ I really dig those styles they wear ♪ 226 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:51,627 ♪ And the Southern girls with the way they talk ♪ 227 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:55,131 ♪ They knock me out when I'm down there ♪ 228 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,843 -♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ -What's happening? 229 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:03,514 -♪ Girls ♪ -♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ 230 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,975 ♪ I wish they all could be ♪ 231 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,309 Do you know what's happening? 232 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,853 -♪ Girls ♪ -Okay. 233 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,483 Oh yeah, I cut right to the chorus 'cause, 234 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,194 I mean, who cares about the farmer's daughters and the, the Northern girls? 235 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,697 You get the idea. 236 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,573 No, not really. 237 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:25,619 So, um, all of this is my humble way 238 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:29,248 of sharing with you, my near and dear, 239 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,334 that, uh... yours truly is going to California. 240 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,297 (cheers and applause) 241 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:44,180 Hollywood called, bitches! I'm makin' a pilot! 242 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,892 -What's a pilot? -I'm, I'm not sure. 243 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:52,688 -I'm not really sure. -♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ 244 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:56,358 -♪ Girls ♪ -♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ 245 00:12:56,442 --> 00:13:01,238 ♪ I wish they all could be California girls ♪ 246 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,991 A-one more time. I said-- 247 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,329 It'll take about a month, 248 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,748 and then, we see if it gets picked up or not. 249 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:11,749 The studio's really excited. 250 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,959 (chuckles) They think I'm the new Roseanne. 251 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,379 -But, you know, the good one from the '80s. -(laughs) 252 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,882 I had no idea, no idea at all. 253 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,051 I didn't wanna say anything until it was real. 254 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,137 -Uh-huh. -But then, shit got real real fast this week, 255 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,430 or I would've told you privately. 256 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,890 And yet, you had time to... 257 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,477 put together a band, and a song, and practice. 258 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,728 Che: Okay, I hear you. 259 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:36,023 What can I say? I'm a fuckin' narcissist. 260 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,859 Plus, I wanted the person I love 261 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,237 to be in this room with all the other people I love. 262 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,866 So, so when is this all happening? 263 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,326 -I fly Saturday. -Oh. 264 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:50,079 -Yeah, and I'm meeting with actors first thing Monday. -Oh. 265 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,874 Yeah, oh, Tony Danza is coming in to read for my father. 266 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,670 Yeah, he's not Mexican or Irish, but... he is Tony Danza. 267 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,214 -Cool. -Oh, and one more thing. 268 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,590 There's more? 269 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,385 (exhales) I want you to come to L.A. 270 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,762 I'm sorry, I didn't have time to do a whole song about it. 271 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,642 -You want me to come to L.A.? -Of course, I want you to come. 272 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,981 I had no idea... no idea at all. 273 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,442 And it's not just because of L.A. 274 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,610 I think that "X, Y, and Me" 275 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,612 did what I wanted it to do. 276 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,656 And, uh, yeah, on to other things. 277 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,866 I love you all, and I am so fuckin' proud 278 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,243 of what we did here. 279 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,579 So, anyone wanna say anything? 280 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,416 Franklin? 281 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,167 It's your show, man. Your decision. 282 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,627 Love you back. 283 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,381 -And wish you well. -Thank you. 284 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:47,261 -Jackie. -Wait, this isn't a bit? 285 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,556 (chuckles) No... No, it's not. 286 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,935 Oh, dang. I was just starting to get the hang of this. 287 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,645 -Ahh. Mm. -Mm. 288 00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,107 -Can I still come here for free Pringles? -(laughing) 289 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,984 Carrie: So, how you feelin' now? 290 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,819 I feel like a person that survived a plane crash. 291 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:06,697 You know, you get off the tarmac okay, 292 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,158 but you can never shake that feeling for the rest of your life. 293 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,868 Whoa, that's so specific. 294 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,953 Yeah, it's Rosie Perez in "Fearless." 295 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,081 Trust me, my feelings don't go that deep. (laughs) 296 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:20,002 Oh, Jackie. We cannot be site-specific friends. 297 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,172 -I really like you. -Yeah, man, we are becoming close. 298 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,424 And plus, you're comin' to my party Friday night. 299 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,844 -That's gonna be cool. -What party? 300 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:32,806 Oh shit. Do not tell Smoke I did not invite you to the party. 301 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,266 Listen, she really wants to meet you. 302 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,184 You're one of our top invited guests. 303 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,145 It's just my executive functioning shit. 304 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,147 Send the information. I'm there. 305 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:40,898 Oh, cool. I love having 306 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,941 a Carrie Bradshaw in my life. 307 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,527 -A smoke? -Oh, no, I quit again. 308 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,571 -Well, then fuck ya. -(laughing) 309 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,324 -(knocks on door) -Come in. 310 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,037 Oh, so relieved it's not another student comin' to cry 311 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,582 that I wrecked their GPA by giving them an A-minus. 312 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,377 Miranda Hobbes doesn't get A-minuses. You know that. 313 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,338 (chuckles) You're feelin' extra today. 314 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,007 I am. You're right. 315 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,885 I think it's because I just made a big life decision, 316 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,054 and I'm still catching my breath. 317 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,890 -Okay, well, you got my attention. -Okay, so, um... 318 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,103 I've decided to finish up 319 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,689 this semester's coursework remotely, 320 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,733 because I'm goin' to L.A. for a few months. 321 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,610 Oh, wow. That's exciting. What's in L.A.? 322 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,529 Che got a big TV thing, 323 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,947 and they asked me to go with them, 324 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,616 and, I mean, I couldn't pass it up. 325 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,493 I'm, I'm excited. 326 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,579 What about that internship at Human Rights Watch? 327 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,290 I, I, I guess I'm gonna have to pull out, 328 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,126 you know... for now. 329 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,963 Are you sure about that? 330 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,881 It's a really competitive internship. 331 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,842 I wrote you a glowing recommendation. 332 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,427 I know, and I'm so grateful, 333 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:55,764 and it is taking every ounce of strength to not change my mind, 334 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,267 but... (sighs) I'm following my heart here, 335 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,771 and trying not to second-guess myself the way I usually would. 336 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,566 -I got it. Go for it. -Okay. 337 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:08,110 Well, selfishly, I'm disappointed. 338 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,780 Andre Rashad took the tour, 339 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,158 so I'm flyin' solo for the next bunch of months, 340 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,286 and I penciled you and me in for a lot of those nights. 341 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,746 Oh. 342 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,583 So, is it just a tour, or... 343 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,126 You know, I'm not sure yet. 344 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,629 We're just not in the same place emotionally right now. 345 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:33,886 So, we decided to see how not being in the same place, physically, we feel. 346 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,555 -Hm. -It's a good thing. 347 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,810 I think we need to feel what we might be throwing away for... 348 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,772 some baby we never even met. 349 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,401 You really are something. 350 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,491 Well, remember that when you see the A-minus on your midterm. 351 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,993 (both laughing) 352 00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,829 (phone ringing) 353 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,956 So, you finally came up for air? 354 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,626 -I did. Wanna grab lunch? -Oh, I can't. 355 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,668 I'm just about to walk in and meet John's brother, 356 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,836 so quick, quick. Tell me. 357 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,838 I think I like him, Carrie. 358 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,424 And not just because he's great in bed 359 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,384 and we both smoke Dunhills. 360 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:18,013 Oh, you know what? He's here. I gotta go. Don't forget about me. 361 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,015 -Never. -Carrie: Okay, bye. 362 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,229 -Hi. -Hi. 363 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,231 -Thank you. -You're very welcome. 364 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,692 Thank you. 365 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:35,489 So... how've you been? 366 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,450 Um... 367 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,536 I've been good, good. Ups and downs. 368 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,455 Yeah, I'm sure. 369 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:49,419 I, uh, wanted to meet for lunch to ask you, um, where John is. 370 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,839 What? 371 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,049 Where's John? 372 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:00,889 He died. 373 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:06,311 Yes, I know John died. Uh, where are his remains? 374 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,522 Oh, oh! 375 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,275 What, did you think I had early-onset? 376 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,153 Well, not so early, I guess. 377 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,280 Well, no. I, I don't know. 378 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:20,325 All I knew is that I, I did not wanna break that news to you again. 379 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:26,373 Hm. I ask because I never received word, uh, of his final resting place. 380 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,418 Right, well, I, I haven't decided where that is yet. 381 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,253 I see. 382 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,507 Where is he now? 383 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,594 Oh, he's on a shelf in my closet... 384 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,054 next to my very best shoes. 385 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,432 That would say a lot if, if you knew me better. 386 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,810 Hm. Well, um... 387 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:51,148 there is a space for John... 388 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,358 in our family crypt in Connecticut. 389 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:58,071 Oh, geez. Gosh, I don't know. 390 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,325 Maybe this will give you an idea. Um... 391 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:07,247 -Mother and Father are here. -Mm-hm. 392 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,957 William and his wife here. 393 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:14,463 I'm here... Uh, John would be here. 394 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,299 And actually since Cassandra and I are splitting-- 395 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,468 Really? Are you, you getting divorced? 396 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,763 -Hm, nice of you to pretend to be surprised. -Hm. 397 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:27,184 I think we could squeeze you in here if you're interested. 398 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:31,230 -Mm. -And the two of you could, um... 399 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,940 be together forever. 400 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,734 Oh gosh. 401 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:41,240 Thank you, Richard. That's, that's a lovely offer. 402 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,703 But I... I need to think more about... 403 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,498 where John might wanna be, 404 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,207 you know, before I decide. 405 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,170 We are coming up on a year, Carrie. 406 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,382 I know... Oh, I know. 407 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:08,392 Hello. Hi, I think my lamp is ready. 408 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,353 Ah, yes. It was a bad wire, 409 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,355 and, um... 410 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,149 I fixed it. 411 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,735 -Oh, it was a wire? -Electrician: Mm-hm. 412 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,237 And you fixed it? 413 00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:29,663 I passed him on the street, and he was wearing 414 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,373 -green Shrek Crocs... -Yeah. 415 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,125 tweed pants, and this gold-plated necklace that said, "Drippin'." 416 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,378 I was like, "Who is this fashion god?" 417 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,756 -What about his Wonder Woman tank? -So dope! 418 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,717 Hey, excuse me, dude, we gotta go do a thing. 419 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,802 Sure, go. Go, go, go. 420 00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:46,763 -So nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. 421 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,682 (shouting): Hi, hi, um, can everyone hear me? 422 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:49,850 Smoke: Excuse me! 423 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,226 Can everyone see my blowout?! (laughs) 424 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:55,439 Excuse me, everyone! Hi, hi, everyone. 425 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:57,733 Uh, before we get to the food, 426 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,192 we just have this thing we wanna do. 427 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,069 -We're getting married! -(all cheering) 428 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,321 We're getting married! Boom! 429 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,948 It's a surprise wedding, so... 430 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,950 (cheering, laughter) 431 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,246 You can now kiss each other... 432 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,248 or do whatever will get the most likes on Instagram. 433 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,085 (all cheering) 434 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,336 (upbeat music playing) 435 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,508 Now, that was a kiss. 436 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:27,679 -Hey, I didn't know you were coming. -Neither did I. 437 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,431 I got a panicked call, not a text, 438 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,266 -from Jackie an hour ago. -Oh. 439 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:33,351 "Shit, dude. I forgot. Please come." 440 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,437 Is Che here? 441 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,273 Eh, I think Jackie's feeling a little of the 442 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:42,235 -bad break-up energy. -Oh. I should talk to him. 443 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,321 You should. You're so good when people call in 444 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,740 about that relationship stuff. 445 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:50,035 -I think you're a podcast. -How dare you? 446 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:53,330 I'm serious. I've been watching you since you got there. 447 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,583 Seeing you open up, come into your own. 448 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,169 Plus... you have that voice. 449 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,964 I'd like to produce you, 450 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,508 alone, talking to callers. 451 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,513 -How much champagne have you had? -None. 452 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,475 Come on. Gimme a shot. 453 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:20,107 If you're trying to reach me, blink. 454 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,918 That is so you. 455 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,434 ("Hello It's Me" by Todd Rundgren plays) 456 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,566 ♪ I've thought about us for a long, long time ♪ 457 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:09,239 ♪ It's important to me ♪ 458 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:14,244 Big: That you know you are free. 459 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,218 (cheery music playing) 460 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,554 Let's say, "they mitzvah." 461 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:36,057 Super foamy cappuccino. Love! 462 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,059 I think Coffee Hour's going well. 463 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,061 -Yes! -Yeah. 464 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,607 So, um, Big came to me in a dream last night. 465 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:47,861 -Meaning you had a dream about Big? -Please, Miranda. 466 00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:48,486 Go ahead, Carrie. 467 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,575 I know where he wants to be. 468 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,119 Paris... our bridge. 469 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,080 Oh, I love that. It's so romantic. 470 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,665 It's really perfect. 471 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:02,542 Okay, great. 472 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,127 So, I really wanna be there 473 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,462 for the one-year anniversary, 474 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,923 so I already have airline tickets 475 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:10,800 and rooms at Le Meurice on hold. 476 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,636 It would be three days, in and out. 477 00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:14,137 I mean, we could stay longer. 478 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,430 You know, if you can. And my treat. 479 00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:18,350 I can definitely swing three days. 480 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:20,519 Oh, sure. 481 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,938 Let me check my schedule. Sure! 482 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,814 Okay. 483 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,399 Why is Anthony just now putting those out? 484 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,236 -Excuse me. -Lisa: Charlotte! 485 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,780 -Henry, Gabby, no sweets until after the service. -You made it! 486 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,616 -Charlotte, mazel tov! -(giggles) Thank you. 487 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:36,701 But a candy bar with kids at 10:30 in the morning? 488 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:41,164 -Are you insane? -I passed insane, like, three months ago. 489 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,958 -Excuse me. -Hi. 490 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,834 -Hi. -You all look so gorgeous. 491 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:50,507 Anthony, you're just putting those out now? 492 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:51,841 Heads up about the challah: 493 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,344 two different types take twice the time. 494 00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:56,638 And I don't wanna hear a word about the hot fellas bein' here. 495 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:57,847 I needed the help. 496 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:58,390 I don't know if they're Jewish, 497 00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:00,016 but they're all cut, 498 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,726 so close enough. 499 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:05,438 -My darling... -Yes... 500 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,399 We have a situation. 501 00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:08,984 I, I don't understand. 502 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,193 What do you mean 503 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,194 you don't want to go out there? 504 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:14,823 I just don't, Mom. I can't. 505 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:18,660 Yes, you can. You've been practicing and studying for months. 506 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,412 No, I haven't. You have. 507 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:23,999 I'm not doing it. I don't believe in it. 508 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,668 -Don't believe in what? -Any of this. 509 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:27,836 -This what?! What this?! -What do you mean? 510 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,713 ♪ ♪ 511 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:33,425 -Hey. -Hey. 512 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:36,469 Swedish Fish before noon, dare I? 513 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,555 -Miranda: Definitely. -(Carrie chuckles) 514 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:41,766 So, just... tryin' to work out my schedule. 515 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,186 I'm gonna have to fly to Paris from L.A., so-- 516 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,688 Wait, what? Why are you in L.A.? 517 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:50,233 Well, Che invited me to come for all the pilot stuff. 518 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,402 I decided to go. What the heck, right? 519 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:56,906 Right... So, for how long? 520 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,617 I don't know exactly, but it's perfect timing 521 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:02,537 because Brady and Luisa are backpacking through Europe all summer. 522 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,956 -I, I told you that. -Yeah, you did. Sure. 523 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,375 Miranda, you can't fly to Paris from L.A. 524 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,627 It's, like, a 14-hour flight. 525 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:13,214 I would never have said anything if I knew. 526 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,593 I, I just didn't know. 527 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,094 Excuse me, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to the ladies' room. 528 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,554 I don't, I don't care about the 14 hours. 529 00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:21,431 I'm, I'm just tryin' to get the dates. 530 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,516 Miranda, forget I said anything about Paris. 531 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,435 It was, it was presumptuous of me. 532 00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:38,656 Hey, I just checked. 533 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:39,866 I'm leaving for L.A. on the fourth, 534 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,660 and the taping is either on the ninth or the tenth. 535 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,245 I know the ninth is the anniversary, 536 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,747 so, hopefully, it'll be the tenth, 537 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,832 and I can get to Paris and back in time. 538 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:51,378 Thank you, but you... you would be so jet-lagged. 539 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,421 You, you, you'd be sleeping through the whole TV thing. 540 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,801 You're not hearing me. I can do both. 541 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:01,096 It's important for me to be there when you scatter the ashes, 542 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:04,974 but so is being there with Che for their taping. 543 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:08,436 I, I, I passed up my internship to be there. 544 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,439 The one you said was impossible to get? 545 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,192 -That feels like judgment. -No, no, no, no. 546 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:16,444 I'm just trying to catch up here, you know? 547 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,780 You're throwing a lot of new information at me. 548 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,991 Why can't I choose love over an internship? 549 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:25,787 Well, you can. Of course, you can. 550 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:29,707 But... what are you gonna do in L.A. all day? 551 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:33,253 -Sit in an audience and laugh? -Maybe. 552 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:38,466 Okay, that was a, a bit of judgment. 553 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,677 Miranda, I have known you for a hundred years-- 554 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:45,473 And? Am I not allowed to change a little bit? 555 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,519 Or a lot? Or change back again if I feel like it? 556 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:53,440 Do I have to follow my own rigid rules until the day that I die? 557 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:56,734 -I never said that. -Then why do I feel like I can't go to L.A. 558 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:57,652 without letting you down? 559 00:28:57,735 --> 00:29:02,031 If you want to go to L.A., go to L.A. 560 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,492 Why do you care what anyone thinks? 561 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:08,329 Because you're not anyone... You're you. 562 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:11,374 -(toilet flushes) -Hi, ladies. 563 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:16,504 Rabbi Jen. I couldn't help but overhear. 564 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,340 Okay, so I'm putting the dots together, 565 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,593 and, um, I'm very sorry for your loss, 566 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,261 and I'm happy you found love. 567 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:26,306 Did I put the voice to the right face? 568 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:31,186 Great, so... those relationships are clear, 569 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:33,980 but what's really important that I'm hearing 570 00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:36,357 is the relationship between you two. 571 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,318 And believe me, I see this a lot 572 00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,862 as a rabbi, as a woman, as a friend. 573 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,113 It gets to-- 574 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,784 Okay, what's happening? Is this thing not working? 575 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,912 Oh, you-- 'Cause you have to... up. 576 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:52,916 Thank you. 577 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,711 Anyway, I'm rooting for you two 578 00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:59,672 because I could hear, in the time I was peeing, 579 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:03,551 how strong your bond is, and that closeness? 580 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,346 Yeah, it presents challenges from time to time, 581 00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:09,224 but this right here, it-it's precious 582 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,059 and worth protecting, yeah? 583 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,770 Now, what do we have to do to get this service started? 584 00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:16,105 I have a wedding at three... in Bushwick. 585 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,150 That means a hard out at two. Let's go. 586 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,366 What do you want, Rock? Hm? 587 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:28,743 You want an Oculus? 588 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:33,665 An Apple Watch? What's it gonna take? 589 00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:36,417 That's not the point. 590 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:37,585 I don't wanna be labeled as anything. 591 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:42,382 Not as a girl, or boy, nonbinary, 592 00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:45,426 a Jew, Christian, Muslim... 593 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:47,554 or even a New Yorker. 594 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,055 -(gasps) -What? 595 00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:52,267 But, so-- What? You're just nothing now? You-you're nothing? 596 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:56,271 I'm only 13. Can't I just be me? 597 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,608 -Lisa. -Charlotte, what's wrong? 598 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:03,444 -Rock is refusing to do it. -(gasps) 599 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,321 And Harry says it's over. 600 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,447 Oh god. 601 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,533 I've failed as a mom... 602 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:10,994 and I've failed as a Jew. 603 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,996 Listen to me. Every mother in this room 604 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:15,039 feels like a failure at least once a day, 605 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,458 but no one tries harder than you. 606 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:21,838 I have watched you take care of every single person in your world 607 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,048 every single day. 608 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:28,428 So, let's forget about everyone else for a change... okay? 609 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,016 What do you want? 610 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:40,940 This is not over! There are 300 people, 611 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:44,152 130 challahs, a rainbow chai, 612 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:45,445 and a Trans rabbi. 613 00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:48,031 I did not come all this way, 614 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:51,492 and do all this work to have it end like this. 615 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:54,454 Someone is going out there, 616 00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:57,999 and getting "they" mitzvahed... today! 617 00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:01,252 (recites Hebrew prayer) 618 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:10,470 All: Amen. 619 00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:12,347 Our little girl is a woman now. 620 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,932 Rabbi Jen: Mazel tov, Charlotte. 621 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,810 Harry, now that Charlotte has become a bat mitzvah, 622 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,854 please come and join us on the bimah, 623 00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:22,190 and if anyone else from the family would like to join us 624 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,608 for this next blessing, they are more than welcome. 625 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:27,445 (light music playing) 626 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,419 -Thank you for coming. -I thought it was great. 627 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,880 Oh, mazel tov. 628 00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,591 -Oh, you were amazing. -Thank you. Thank you. 629 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:50,510 And, Charlotte, Miranda and I spoke, 630 00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:51,761 and she's not coming to Paris. 631 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:54,889 I'm gonna be in L.A. with Che. 632 00:32:54,972 --> 00:32:57,100 Wait, how have I not heard about this? 633 00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:59,727 See? I'm not the only one. 634 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:00,645 I'm in love. 635 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:02,438 I'm so happy for you. 636 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:05,608 -Thank you. -So, I guess it's just us two girls, 637 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:08,486 or ladies, as I am all grown up now. 638 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:11,906 Well, thanks, but you two got me this far. 639 00:33:11,989 --> 00:33:14,409 I think I can do the rest on my own. 640 00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:18,037 -You owe me a trip to Paris. -Carrie: Mm! 641 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:30,383 The car'll be here in one minute. 642 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:33,928 -I hope there's no traffic. -Mom, my flight is at two. Yours is at seven. 643 00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:35,638 We have plenty of time. 644 00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,974 -Well, I like to get there-- -Five hours early. I know. 645 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,437 So, are you ever gonna say anything... about my hair? 646 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,357 Yes. It's cool. 647 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,609 What happened to all the... gray pride? 648 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:52,280 (laughing) It's still there. 649 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:54,323 I just felt like changing it up again. 650 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,617 Oh, I thought you were just copying my look. 651 00:33:56,701 --> 00:34:01,289 Hey... I had it first. 652 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:04,208 -Oh, here he is. -Driver: I'll get the bags. 653 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,380 ("Hello It's Me" by Todd Rundgren plays) 654 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:21,267 ♪ Hello it's me ♪ 655 00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:28,274 ♪ I've thought about us for a long, long time ♪ 656 00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:34,655 ♪ Maybe I think too much but something's wrong ♪ 657 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:40,119 ♪ There's something here doesn't last too long ♪ 658 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:44,791 ♪ Maybe I shouldn't think of you as mine ♪ 659 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,501 (music fades) 660 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,628 (siren passing) 661 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:55,384 (light music playing) 662 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,336 (street noise) 663 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,505 (upbeat music playing) 664 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:17,383 ♪ ♪ 665 00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:25,892 Caller: There was just no explanation. 666 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,060 We'd been planning our future. 667 00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:29,270 I'm gutted. 668 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,939 I mean, what do you think happened? 669 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,608 Oh, I'm so sorry, Allie. 670 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,361 -I have no idea. -Allie: You don't? 671 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,447 No, no. I wish I did. 672 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:46,120 But the more I live, the more I find myself... mystified. 673 00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:51,792 So much of life just, just doesn't seem to make sense. 674 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:55,963 But if there is anything I've learned from my recent loss, 675 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,591 it's that you will laugh again, 676 00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:03,763 especially, especially, if you have one or two good friends in your corner. 677 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:07,350 And, as for love... 678 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:12,813 well, anything's possible. 679 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,231 The future's... 680 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:17,652 unwritten. 681 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,946 Allie: Thank you. That really helps. 682 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:23,199 Oh, good. Good, I'm glad. 683 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:30,831 Well... that's it for my very first podcast. 684 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:31,749 I'll get better. 685 00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:34,585 So, till next time, 686 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:38,172 I'm Carrie Bradshaw, and this is "Sex and the City." 687 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,678 I feel like it couldn't have gone any better. How do you feel? 688 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,471 Oh, like it could have gone better. 689 00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:47,932 (chuckles) Well, sure, and it will. 690 00:37:48,015 --> 00:37:49,183 But wait a minute, what happened to, 691 00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:50,810 "It couldn't have gone any better"? 692 00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:53,479 You were great. Just great. 693 00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:55,398 -Oh, thanks. -Really. 694 00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:56,816 You, you made it so easy. 695 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:58,025 You know, every time I felt lost, 696 00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,735 I, I looked up, and there you were, 697 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,195 lookin' back at me. 698 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,621 And just like that... 699 00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:13,290 ("In Love With You" by The Paradise playing) 700 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:28,306 ♪ ♪ 701 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:43,237 ♪ ♪ 702 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,294 ♪ ♪ 703 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:42,129 ♪ In love ♪ 704 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,131 ♪ With you ♪ 705 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,008 ♪ With you ♪ 706 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:49,970 ♪ In love ♪ 707 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:50,930 ♪ With you ♪ 708 00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:53,474 ♪ With you ♪ 709 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,394 ♪ ♪