1 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:08,299 (uptempo music playing) 2 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,427 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:17,976 (Anthony scoffs) 4 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:20,186 Oh my god, the sun is gorgeous in here. 5 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,189 If this apartment, were a fragrance, it would be called 6 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,984 "New York Autumn Light" by Halston. 7 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:29,404 -Yeah, but is it too much light? -Since you're not a bat, no. 8 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,615 I don't know about me and downtown. 9 00:00:32,698 --> 00:00:35,452 I mean, I've had fun downtown, and I've cried downtown, 10 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,496 but... never lived downtown. 11 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,123 First time for everything. 12 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,876 And trust me, you are not gonna miss your dark kitchen, 13 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:45,712 and those rickety stairs. 14 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:48,047 But everything else, and the crown molding! 15 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,841 Emphasis on the mold. 16 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:52,469 Out with the mold and in with the new. 17 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,220 And this is the new you. 18 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,848 "You With a Terrace" by Halston. 19 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,935 I'm thinkin' I need a new me as well. 20 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,646 Should I use your realtor, or she too much of a top? 21 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,063 We have to wrap this up. 22 00:01:05,147 --> 00:01:07,066 I'm in the middle of a final walk-through. 23 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,401 Your mother wants to know 24 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,653 if you've got a new sari for the Diwali party. 25 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:11,988 Yes, I'm going this week. 26 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:13,490 -Dammit! -Seema (on phone): What? 27 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:14,199 The Knicks had a turnover. 28 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,034 Seema: While you're on the TV, 29 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,161 Mom needs to create her own profile 30 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,704 under my Netflix login. 31 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,456 I'm being flooded with recs 32 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,583 from the time she binge-watched "Indian Matchmaker." 33 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,210 I get enough of that from her in person. 34 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:29,839 It's just a gentle reminder. You deserve to be happy. 35 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,342 -Am I not happy? -Dad: Damn the Knicks. 36 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:33,593 Dad... I have to go. 37 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,720 Are you smoking? 38 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:36,012 I don't smoke. 39 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,848 Yeah, I need to move. 40 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,434 I had a trick over last night, 41 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,019 and doing it in the same bedroom 42 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:44,229 where Stanford and I rarely did it... 43 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:47,565 didn't feel right. 44 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,734 And did it feel right sharing that with me? 45 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,694 Buckle up, princess. I'm rebounding, 46 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,905 and I'm gonna be one of those people who talks about it a lot. 47 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:58,409 And I'm gonna be a downtowner with melanoma. 48 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:01,120 So, have you picked out a cute kayak 49 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,581 to go with this amazing river view? 50 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:04,499 Not yet. 51 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,627 Growl. 52 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,884 Am I someone who can live on the water? 53 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,970 Well, you are the strongest swimmer of the three of us. 54 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,848 And think of that cool breeze off the water 55 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,225 while the rest of us are sweating inland. 56 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,101 It's the Hudson, not the Caribbean, 57 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:26,062 and that's not a breeze. That's Paramus. 58 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:30,233 -Guys, I just don't love it. -Then don't buy it. 59 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,902 -You have to love where you live. -Charlotte: Miranda's right. 60 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,947 Besides, that place is too cold and modern for you. 61 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:37,991 I know, you're right. It is. 62 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,659 I just wish we'd had this meal before I signed the papers. 63 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,369 -What? -You bought it? 64 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:44,956 I had to. I have been dragging Seema around for three months. 65 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,041 I have nitpicked my way through 46 apartments. 66 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,544 It's not the apartment. I'm the problem. 67 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:51,588 -What's wrong with staying where you are? -Waiter: Here you are. 68 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:52,297 You're comfortable there. Thank you. 69 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,549 I know, it is sort of the... 70 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:57,552 perfectly worn-in cashmere sweater of apartments, 71 00:02:57,635 --> 00:03:00,680 -and I love cashmere. -I know you do. 72 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:03,600 But is it too comfortable? Me living there? 73 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:08,104 -Meaning? -Meaning am I living or just retreating? 74 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:11,274 You know, I moved in when I was 29. I'm back at 55. 75 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:14,444 I just cannot be one of those people who's like, 76 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,405 "I have lived in the same apartment for 25 years. 77 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:18,239 My rent was $2!" 78 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,285 That apartment's not that modern. 79 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:25,914 No, it is. It's like living in the future... 80 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,625 which, you know, I guess is preferable to living in the past. 81 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,545 Big's gone. I have to move on. 82 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,299 I have to... try something else. Start a new chapter. 83 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:39,802 Other people do. I mean, look at Anthony. 84 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,137 He's already having sex with other men. 85 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,848 Yeah, I don't think that ever really stopped. 86 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,393 A new chapter. Yes! Good for you. 87 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:51,356 And, if after a while, you don't like living there, 88 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:52,148 you can always sell it. 89 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,859 Or just drown yourself in the Hudson. 90 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:58,237 Exactly. See? Plenty of options. 91 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,530 (light music playing) 92 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:03,409 ♪ ♪ 93 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:07,872 Hm. 94 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,339 This isn't healthy. 95 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,178 Lily, it's late. 96 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,472 Your lips could not be more glossed. We gotta go. 97 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:31,396 There are so many rooms in this house with tables for eating. 98 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,106 Lily had breakfast in here, too. 99 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:35,358 All right, girls-- Kids. 100 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,694 No more room toast unless it's your birthday. 101 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,696 Let's hustle! 102 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,532 Can I redecorate... just my side? 103 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,700 I don't need those. 104 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,245 My Madame Alexander International Doll Collection? 105 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:50,206 Yeah, I wanna hang my longboard there. 106 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:52,542 But... these dolls aren't just yours. 107 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,419 I, I gave them to Lily, too. 108 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,838 I don't want them, either. They're culturally inappropriate. 109 00:04:56,921 --> 00:05:00,425 -What?! -Mom, the little traditional outfits? 110 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:03,094 Are you from Spain? Are you from Thailand? 111 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:05,179 No, but they are. 112 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:08,057 And they're just dolls and, and, and they're vintage. 113 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,184 Right, from a time when that was okay. 114 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,228 I'm embarrassed when friends come over. 115 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:14,022 And can we change this wall, too? 116 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,524 I had that hand-painted for you when you were little. 117 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:20,069 -And look, Lily still has hers. -Lily and I are different. 118 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,071 So, you're the same when it comes to eating in bed, 119 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,741 but not when it comes to the murals. 120 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,743 Okay... so I Googled the dolls. 121 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,328 They're not international. They're made in New York. 122 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,164 It's easy. We can just paint over it. 123 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:32,623 Okay, we-we're late. 124 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,418 So, I think we should just talk about this some other time 125 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:39,380 when we have more time because painting is a big commitment. 126 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,256 Go. 127 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:42,759 Also... I wanna cut my hair short. 128 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,928 Breathe, Mom. 129 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,266 Thank god for you, Richard Burton. 130 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:56,856 Now, tell me you like it. Tell me not to stop. 131 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:57,273 Inhale. 132 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,360 Is this okay? 133 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,153 Can I touch you? 134 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:04,906 -Miranda? -Yes, hi. 135 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,742 Oh (laughs). 136 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:11,287 -You want to grab a coffee? -Oh yes. Great. 137 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,790 So, a lot of my other graduate students 138 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,500 are devoting time to the renovation, 139 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:18,544 so I'm hoping to have the shelter 140 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:19,879 up and running by spring. 141 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,131 Are you in? 142 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,133 (laughs) So, this is less of a casual coffee. 143 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,302 This is more of a shakedown. 144 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:27,428 Well, I'm teachin' a full slate, 145 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:28,346 I'm spearheading a home for 146 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:29,514 displaced women and children. 147 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:31,933 No one has time for casual coffee. 148 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,392 -Right here. -Looks good. 149 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,690 -Okay... swipe left to right. -Okay. 150 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,527 Dr. Wallace: It's a former apartment building in Fort Greene, 151 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,153 and I've partnered with three banks 152 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,363 -and the Brooklyn Housing Commission-- -Miranda: Oh... 153 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:47,031 -(phone buzzing) -...you're getting a call. 154 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,283 Oh... sorry. 155 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:54,705 Hi... Yeah, I got her text about Thursday, but why so late? 156 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,207 Oh. I know. They gotta put their kids to bed. 157 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:59,836 Okay, I got it. Honey, I gotta go. 158 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,754 Yeah, nothin' but love. Okay, bye. 159 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,341 What? 160 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:07,343 Nobody has time for a casual dinner 161 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:11,681 with Andre Rashad's best friend and his wife, Fertile Myrtle. 162 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,390 I know the type. 163 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,726 -Left to right. -Okay. 164 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,395 She's had two babies in three years, 165 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:18,437 and every single conversation, 166 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,858 she manages, somehow, to bring it back to babies. 167 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,401 I mean, we could be talkin' about Mars, 168 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,903 and she'll suddenly say, "Oh, I-- The night that I saw Mars, 169 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,405 "through the telescope was the night that we 170 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:29,198 got pregnant with Jasmine." 171 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,784 And I said to Andre, "Honey, please give me a little space 172 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,620 on the baby decision after the second round of IVF." 173 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,166 She's gonna bring it up... a lot. 174 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,668 Since when are you shy? 175 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,211 Just control the conversation. 176 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,547 -Don't let her go there. -I've tried, Miranda. 177 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:49,385 -You don't know Fertile Myrtle. -What's her real name? 178 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:51,888 Myrtle. She was conceived in Myrtle Beach. 179 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,473 (laughs) No! 180 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,517 Welcome to my SoHo. 181 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:01,105 Okay... 182 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,983 These clothes... This holiday. 183 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:07,445 I, I need to know everything about it. 184 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,200 In India, Diwali is a Hindu celebration 185 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,285 of light triumphing over dark. 186 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,245 In Queens, it's the celebration 187 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,040 of my family asking me why I'm still not married. 188 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:22,543 But, there's so much more about you to celebrate. 189 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,255 -Literally, everything else about you. -And they do, 190 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,423 but my parents hit the arranged marriage lottery, 191 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:30,927 and they can't imagine me not having that. 192 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,094 But it's my life, and I'm happy, 193 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,596 so they have to get over it, 194 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,806 and accept their bad Indian daughter. 195 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:41,020 Question. If your parents won the lottery, 196 00:08:41,102 --> 00:08:43,648 have you ever considered an arranged marriage? 197 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:48,694 Carrie, I won't even let the sommelier pick out my wine. 198 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:49,904 They are so sickeningly happy 199 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:52,782 that every time I push back on one of their choices for me, 200 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:56,452 I get, "Your father and I weren't in love at first sight either, 201 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:57,954 but we grew to love each other." 202 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,289 If I have to convince myself to love someone, 203 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,624 then I don't want them. 204 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,584 Oh yeah, no. There are two things no one 205 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:07,338 should ever be talked into: love and zip-lining. 206 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,298 One of my most favorite Fendi sandals is still 207 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,842 somewhere in that rainforest. 208 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:15,680 So, until I find my man, I'll buy a stunning sari 209 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,474 and attend another family Diwali alone. 210 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:24,063 Well, you know, you don't have to attend alone. 211 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:28,359 I could really use a light triumphing over dark celebration. 212 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,528 Let's get you a sari. 213 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:32,530 Is that allowed? 214 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,991 You're wearing it to a traditional celebration 215 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,909 at my family home. 216 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,494 That's not cultural appropriation, 217 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,830 that's cultural appreciation. 218 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:44,000 Oh my god... Wow, that is really great 219 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,376 'cause I just saw one back there that 220 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:48,296 I really culturally appreciated. 221 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,677 Ooh. 222 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,597 Anyone who said a marriage can't fit neatly into boxes... 223 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,017 has not seen my storage unit. 224 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,686 Okay. What is the goal for today? 225 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,771 You know, find a few things to take to the new place, 226 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,399 so, you know, I can make it... feel like me, 227 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,401 and then, treat myself to a hot pretzel 228 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:13,029 from that vendor on the corner after. 229 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,532 See, my mistake was thinking that I had 230 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:19,285 to fall in love with a new apartment right away. 231 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,745 But now I see it... like an arranged marriage. 232 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:24,373 You know, you learn to love it and that's what I plan to do. 233 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,543 -Just a little bit at a time. -Smart. 234 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:31,213 It's like you're taking your time and dating, like I did in the '90s. 235 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:35,760 Exactly. I am dating my new apartment, 236 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,554 and tonight is our first sleepover. 237 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:41,640 I got a bed delivered from 1-800-Mattress. 238 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,229 (chuckles) Do you always have these in your purse? 239 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,856 (Miranda giggles) 240 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,567 So, I suggest we follow Marie Kondo's advice, 241 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,403 and only take things that spark joy. 242 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,406 Oh. I don't think joy is even on the menu here. 243 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,657 Maybe we should just... 244 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:02,286 try to find things that don't spark sadness. 245 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,249 -What about this adorable lamp? -Doesn't make me sad. 246 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:11,295 -Yay! Good. -Oh, wow. Conrad's, 1988. 247 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:17,635 Okay... If I were sheets, where would I be? 248 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,887 Ooh, not sheets. 249 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,598 (gasps) Oh my god! 250 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:26,435 -It's my favorite sun hat. -Oh. 251 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,105 Oh. And now she's not just fashion... 252 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,023 she's survival. 253 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,484 -Definite yes. -Yay! Good. 254 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:42,493 -Oh shit. -What? 255 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,623 -Big's records. -Oh. 256 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,668 Are you okay? 257 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,629 No. I'm in a spark sadness situation. 258 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,048 What can I do? 259 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,473 Oh my god. I-- 260 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,479 Oh my god. Thought it-- Suddenly, it was all here again. 261 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,194 (exhales) And I was feeling so cocky 262 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,696 after I made it past our headboard over there. 263 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,412 Yeah, I'm not ready for this. I think you're gonna have to 264 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:29,373 test run the boxes, and just tell me what's in them. 265 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,668 You know, m-maybe, this is enough for today. 266 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:36,130 I have tons of sheets, and we can just go get ourselves a pretzel. 267 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,757 We can't leave here with a, a hat and a lamp. 268 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,304 Okay, now we can go. 269 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,347 (salt grinding) 270 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,476 Not too much salt. 271 00:12:55,691 --> 00:13:00,529 (beeping) 272 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,739 (whimsical music playing) 273 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:30,643 (beeping) 274 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:34,438 -Okay... -(beeping) 275 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:36,732 Cancel. 276 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,532 Hm. 277 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,451 (beeping) 278 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,789 (phone ringing) 279 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,379 (beeping) 280 00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,005 -Hello. -Anthony (on phone): It's Anthony. 281 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:04,426 Oh good. I thought you were a phone solicitor. 282 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,846 -Then why'd you pick up? -Eh, I had nothing better to do. 283 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,640 I need a favor... Three months ago, 284 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,350 Stanford booked us a consultation 285 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,936 with a plastic surgeon for His and His facelifts. 286 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,188 Is it too late for me to not pick up? 287 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:20,067 Believe me. I hear you. I was only goin' to stop him from doin' something crazy. 288 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:23,070 Now I need you to go to stop me from doin' something crazy. 289 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:27,116 Okay, well, now I need you to stop me from going crazy. 290 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,034 I'm in the new apartment. 291 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:33,539 There's this beeping, and I have no idea where it's coming from. 292 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,833 -Anthony: The dishwasher. -No, I checked the dishwasher. 293 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:36,834 Try it again. It's always the dishwasher. 294 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,004 -Carrie: Okay, hold on. -Hey. (knocks on glass) 295 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,797 You're holdin' the bags upside down, Jimmy. 296 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,091 Oh, actually, I'm Billy. He's Jimmy. 297 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,593 Whoever! Bags are upside down! 298 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,429 -Jesus Christ! -Ah, uh, five-second rule? 299 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:51,056 No! No five-second rule! Give me that. 300 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,142 -Here you go. -It's a good thing you're hot. 301 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:56,103 -Oh, thank you. -Carrie: No, it's not the dishwasher. 302 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,063 It's always the dishwasher. Slam it! 303 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,817 -(slams) -(beeping) 304 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,402 -Nope. -Harder! 305 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,114 (beeping) 306 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,533 Could the beeping be in the refrigerator? 307 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,869 Carrie, I don't have time to play Clue: The Kitchen Edition. 308 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,538 Will you please come with me tomorrow morning? 309 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,875 I trust your judgment, and Charlotte's up to her eyeballs in kid shit. 310 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,502 Anthony... you don't need a facelift. 311 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,880 Tell that to the 30-year-old hottie that called me Daddy last night. 312 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,882 I am not ready to be a daddy. 313 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,010 I need to get my face back to "hot, slightly older guy." 314 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,262 Oh my god. I think I just turned off the AC, 315 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,848 and that's a problem because I live on the surface of the Sun. 316 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:36,018 Come! I'm afraid in my vulnerable state 317 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,686 I'll agree to the whole shebang and wind up, 318 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,021 to paraphrase Steven Tyler, 319 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,856 like one of those dudes who looks like a lady. 320 00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:44,443 -Carrie: Okay, I will go with you. -Anthony: Thank you. Bye. 321 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:54,370 (beeping) 322 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,918 (laughs) Yeah, we come here all the time. 323 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,211 You're gonna love this place. 324 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,253 As long as it's not dinosaur-shaped nuggets 325 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,632 -and mac and cheese, I'm good. -(all laughing) 326 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,051 -Oh my god. Last night-- -Yeah, it, it used to be 327 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,178 -a shoe factory in the late 1800s. -Oh. 328 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:14,098 Uh, 1890, 1891. I don't know what kind of shoes, though. 329 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,392 -(laughs) -Cool, cool. 330 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,726 Well, last night at dinner, Jas-- 331 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,061 But I think it was probably men's shoes 332 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,146 because what wasn't about men back then, right? 333 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,898 I mean, Congress hadn't even ratified a woman's 334 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,734 -right to vote until 1919-- -Babe, nah, nah. 335 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,195 Take a breath. You cut off Myrtle. 336 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,906 -Oh, did I? I'm so sorry. -It's fine. 337 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,408 All right, so let's get some of those mojitos. 338 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,702 Oh, I-I'm not drinking. 339 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,995 Why? What, are you pregnant again? (laughs) 340 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,291 Oh, wow, you're pregnant again. 341 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,127 Well, we didn't want to make a big announcement because-- 342 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,628 No, no, it's wonderful. 343 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,215 -Oh my god! -Congrats, man! 344 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:51,218 Yeah, three. Three. Slow down, brother. 345 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,804 -Give someone else a shot. -Get movin', man. Pick up the slack. 346 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,932 -Hey, don't say that. -Oh, right. 347 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,809 -Um, I'm sorry. My bad. -Sorry. 348 00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,852 -It's fine. Yeah, fine. -You're so fine. 349 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:03,939 -How's it going? -Uh, well, you know, 350 00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:04,440 -doin' our thing. -We're doin' our thing. 351 00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:07,483 Yeah, maybe... 352 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,612 -thinkin' about another IVF round. -You know, it's about timing 353 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:13,949 because I've got my job and, you know, Andre's going back out on tour, 354 00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:18,619 and IVF is really hard on my body, and it's expensive. 355 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,415 We're tryin' to save money to buy an apartment, so it's timing. 356 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,459 It's never a good time and it's always a good time, so. 357 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,421 A couple like you, you gotta have babies. 358 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,591 Yeah. 359 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:41,977 (beeping) 360 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,061 (whimsical music playing) 361 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:50,694 (beeping) 362 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:56,784 -(beeping) -Oh, hi. This is 5D. 363 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:02,748 Yes, hello. Um... that beeping's back. 364 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,375 Do you think you could send maintenance again? 365 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:11,381 Oh, okay, okay. No, no. The morning will be fine. 366 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,384 -Okay. Thank you. -(beeping) 367 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,763 (beeping) 368 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,389 (vibrating) 369 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,894 Inhale. 370 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,731 Can I touch you? 371 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,024 -Is this okay? -Mm-hm. 372 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,444 Tell me you like it. 373 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,697 Mom? 374 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,074 (vibrator buzzing) 375 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,327 -(knocks on door) -Brady: Mom? 376 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,830 I'll be right out! 377 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,333 -Are you okay? -Mm-hm! 378 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,337 I'm gonna go meet Luisa. 379 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:56,051 Don't stay late! You have your math tutor in the morning! 380 00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:01,306 (both moaning) 381 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,353 Oh god. 382 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,357 (kissing) 383 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,530 Okay, if that didn't put a baby in me, 384 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,365 I don't wanna do the other thing. 385 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:22,327 (chuckles) Oh. 386 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,580 Are you doin' that thing where you're not talking 'cause you're going through 387 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,082 all the possible responses in your mind? 388 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:28,917 No, I'm doin' that thing where I'm not talkin' 389 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:29,418 'cause I just came and I need a minute. 390 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,670 Oh, okay. 391 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,885 Now I'm doing that thing I'm not talkin' 'cause I'm working through 392 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,177 all the possible responses in my mind. 393 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,931 I've been nervous to tell you, so I've been... 394 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,267 doing everything I can to avoid the topic. 395 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,979 Is that why you were talkin' all that crazy shit 396 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,398 about a shoe factory at dinner? 397 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:55,027 -(laughing) -No, no, no, no. 398 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,907 You don't ever need to be nervous. 399 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,326 It's me. 400 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,329 I got you. 401 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:18,300 (beeping) 402 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,509 (sighs) 403 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,054 (beeping) 404 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,597 This isn't working! 405 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,559 Everyone says this doctor is the best. 406 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:31,021 His male patients look like men, not mall elves. 407 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:31,980 (knocks on door) 408 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:37,069 Good morning. I'm Dr. Paul David. 409 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,112 -I hope I haven't kept you waiting too long. -No. 410 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:43,408 So... what are we doing today? 411 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,995 Oh, no. We're doing him today. 412 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,039 Anthony Marentino, 10:45. 413 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,124 Well, this is an unfortunate start. 414 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,002 Clearly, my receptionist screwed up the exam room numbers again. 415 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,505 She's 22, and went to Oberlin, 416 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,173 so there's really nothing I can do about it 417 00:20:58,256 --> 00:20:59,341 without risking a lawsuit. 418 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,635 So... let's just start over, shall we? 419 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,470 Sure. 420 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,681 What are we doing today? 421 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,266 I'm here for a facelift consultation. 422 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,689 You don't need a facelift. 423 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:19,152 Maybe... some Botox. Your number 11s are approaching 12s, 424 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,862 but, other than that, 425 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,658 nice Italian skin, good muscle tone. 426 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:27,619 You're hot. 427 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,081 Best consultation ever. 428 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,292 I would ask my assistant for help setting up, 429 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,712 but it turns out needles trigger her. 430 00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:41,049 Um, Dr. Paul David, 431 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,386 what about my number 11s? 432 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,388 I mean, I'm just curious. 433 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:50,308 -You know, as long as I'm here. -Absolutely, sure. 434 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,357 Oh, this isn't how I usually look. 435 00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:00,944 -I didn't sleep at all last night. -Hm-mm. 436 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,531 And my husband died recently, so... 437 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:09,411 you know, that's... a lot of what you're seeing on my face. 438 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,750 So, what are you thinking? 439 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,420 Oh, I'm just thinking, like you said, you look a little tired. 440 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,923 And maybe you'd be interested in a little refresh? 441 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,508 A little refresh... 442 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,470 as in more than a nap? 443 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,472 Well, that's completely up to you. 444 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,516 But you're not saying I need a facelift? 445 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,436 -Oh, no, no, no. -Oh... okay. 446 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,898 Well, maybe, a halflift... or nothing. 447 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,649 I mean, I think you look beautiful. 448 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:45,072 You're what... 48, 49? 449 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:49,826 -Oh, you're good. -Listen, I mean, you're here, I'm here. 450 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,454 Don't worry. I won't let you do anything crazy. 451 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,247 You know, the correct response would've been, 452 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,250 "You don't need anything." No good deed. 453 00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:02,255 You know, he's years older than me, by the way. 454 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,717 Well, unfortunately, Mother Nature and Instagram 455 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,303 -are much harder on women. -Hmm. 456 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:10,430 You know what? Why don't we step over here? 457 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,726 I can take a 3D image of your face 458 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,480 for a simulation before and after. 459 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,358 God, my legs don't seem to want to move. 460 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:23,819 You're fabulous. 461 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,946 Mm-hmm. 462 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:33,161 So, as the face ages, it breaks down into two types of people: 463 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,579 hollowers and saggers. 464 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,998 Hollowers lose volume. 465 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,877 Saggers are prone to hang and develop bags. 466 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,464 -You're a hollower. -Does this feeling come with a Valium? 467 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,632 (chuckles) 468 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,551 -You're hilarious. -No, I'm serious. 469 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,722 Hey, I came here to support you during your moment of need. 470 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:57,519 You could at least support me during my drive-by facelift. 471 00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:01,523 So, Carrie, you have a wide range of options. 472 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,357 Ah... okay. 473 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,234 Dr. Paul David: Maybe a few, let's see, 474 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,863 injectables to restore and plump. 475 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,865 Some laser work. 476 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,784 A bit of surgery, 477 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:16,371 upper eye and a mini facelift. 478 00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:18,665 Or, depending on the result that you're looking for, 479 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,042 a full face and neck lift, 480 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,502 which would take you from here... 481 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,881 to... 482 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:29,718 here. 483 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,846 Oh... I remember her. 484 00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:34,055 Just an idea of what's possible. 485 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,808 That's friggin' amazing. 486 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,270 With the right work and the right touch, 487 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:43,857 the last 15 years... are gone. 488 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:48,486 How much? 489 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,033 Fifteen years... gone. 490 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,911 I mean, crazy expensive, but is it worth it? 491 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,704 I wanna kill that doctor. 492 00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,289 You felt great about the way you look, 493 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:00,415 and now, thanks to him, you're questioning that. 494 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:02,334 Who said I felt great about how I look? 495 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:05,879 Okay, maybe not "great." Who does? 496 00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:08,465 I mean, what's this? Who invited this? 497 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:10,258 See, this is what they do to women. 498 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,719 They make it wrong for us to age. 499 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:15,472 But a woman should be able to freshen up without other people 500 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:19,267 -making them feel bad about it. -Who? Me? 501 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,062 Botox and a little filler are not the end of the world. 502 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:23,230 -Carrie: Okay, ladies-- -I'm not-- 503 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,106 I can't even figure out the beeping 504 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,650 in my freakin' apartment, let alone the 505 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,151 "get work or no work" labyrinth. 506 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,819 So, I say... 507 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,279 enough for now. 508 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,491 -More bubbly? -Definitely, yes. It's delicious. 509 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,326 Miranda: You guys are sweet. 510 00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:39,371 Drinking this non-alcoholic bullshit with me. 511 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:41,206 And I must say I am very proud 512 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,666 of how you have stopped cold turkey. 513 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,836 Well, before you get too proud, 514 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,673 I seem to have replaced too much drinking... 515 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,466 with obsessive masturbation. 516 00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:53,343 -Oh. -Is it menopause, you think? 517 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,302 Or is it just my compulsive personality? 518 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,138 Well, I can't see that I've, 519 00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,267 uh, seen a real spike in my sex drive these days, 520 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,186 -but I might not be the best control group. -Oh shit. 521 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,604 I'm sorry. If you're not up for hearing 522 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,816 about my perverted fantasies, I understand. 523 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,651 No, please, yak it up. 524 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,821 Any time not spent up there inside is time well spent. 525 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,155 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna hear. 526 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,449 Who have you been fantasizing about? 527 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:17,867 Honestly? 528 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:22,497 -Carrie's boss, Che. -Oh, yeah, yeah. I get that. 529 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:24,332 -You do? -Really? 530 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,959 Oh yeah. 531 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:29,504 Che is so cool and charismatic. 532 00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:32,299 In fact, I even had a sex dream about Che 533 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:35,260 after that comedy concert. 534 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:35,719 We were on a ferry. 535 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,723 -And I, I can't remember the rest. -(chuckles) 536 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:44,019 Mine are a little different. 537 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,397 They're not so much a fantasy as a replay. 538 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,773 What do you mean? 539 00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:54,321 I'm gonna tell you something... 540 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,489 and you're gonna have a big reaction. 541 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,576 -And I'm asking you not to. -Okay. 542 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,706 I had sex with Che at Carrie's apartment 543 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:09,210 after the surgery when we thought she was asleep. 544 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,378 -What?! -You had a huge reaction! 545 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,048 Of course, I had a huge reaction! 546 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,468 Y-You knew?! You knew?! Say something! 547 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:21,890 -Cheese? -We had a big fight, but we're fine. 548 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:25,393 -You're fine?! You're fine with this? -No, she said, "We're fine." 549 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,271 -Not, "I'm fine." -Are you not fine with it? 550 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,522 I don't even know what it is yet. 551 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,025 Well, I don't even know what it is yet, either. 552 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,402 It is an affair! That's what it is. 553 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,572 It is not an affair! It was a finger. 554 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,074 Oh, what?! 555 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,202 Oh, why can't this be real wine? 556 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,745 Miranda: What? Go ahead! Say it! 557 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:46,456 I can feel judgment emanating from your pores. 558 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:49,000 It's not judgment. It's surprise. 559 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,418 Am I not allowed to be surprised? 560 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,753 Miranda: You are allowed to be whatever you want! 561 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,589 I just don't want to focus group this. 562 00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:57,133 Listen, you brought it up, and we talk about everything, 563 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,469 so you can't just suddenly change the rules. 564 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,096 That's true. We should probably take a vote, 565 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,972 but it will never pass the Senate. 566 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,599 And, Carrie, why do you keep trying to make this nothing? 567 00:28:04,682 --> 00:28:07,435 -It's something! -No, you know what? 568 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:12,107 Big dying is something. This is-- 569 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,691 Well, as I said, I don't know what this is. 570 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:20,573 -So, are you gay now? -No... I don't know. 571 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,284 You said yourself, you were attracted to Che, too. 572 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,412 It was a dream! I was on a ferry! 573 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:26,413 -That's not the same thing. -And, anyway, 574 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,957 it's not as simple as gay or straight. 575 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,919 -Che identifies as non-binary. -Use whatever words you want, 576 00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:35,380 but you spent your whole life with men. 577 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:37,632 You're married to a man, 578 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:40,885 and now you're suddenly having non-binary sex. 579 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,847 It was the most alive that I have felt in years. 580 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:45,890 A finger made you feel alive? 581 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,642 Everything about them made me feel alive. 582 00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,686 -Them?! There, there are others? -No, no, no, no. 583 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:53,898 She's using "them" as in Che's pronoun. 584 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,984 Okay, c-can I just say one more thing? 585 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:56,734 I, I am just gonna say it. 586 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,864 You are not progressive enough for this. 587 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:05,452 That's it. 588 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,664 -What are you doing? -I don't have to take this shit. 589 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:14,335 Oh, goddammit! My leg is asleep! Help me! 590 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,587 Cool. 591 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,380 Okay... 592 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:23,136 -What-what are you gonna, walk away? -Yeah, as soon as I can, yes. 593 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,929 You're having a midlife crisis! 594 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,723 You should've just dyed your hair! 595 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:29,934 Not helpful. 596 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:33,938 Miranda, stop. Miranda, stop. Come on, stop, stop, stop. 597 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,194 We already lost Samantha. I'm not losing anyone else. 598 00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:44,407 People are gone... in a second. 599 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:49,370 You can-- you can disagree, but you can't leave. 600 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,999 (melancholy music playing) 601 00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:55,293 ♪ ♪ 602 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,721 I'm sorry. 603 00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:10,517 I just-- I want to understand. 604 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,188 Well, when you do maybe you can explain it to me. 605 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,814 It's not only you. 606 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:22,403 What is wrong with people just staying who they were? 607 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,447 Some of us don't have that luxury. 608 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,332 ("The Humma Song" by A. R. Rahman playing) 609 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,459 ♪ ♪ 610 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:48,888 -Good evening. -Thank you. 611 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,437 Wow, look at you, lady. 612 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:05,780 Absolutely. I completely agree. 613 00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:09,117 We are so happy Seema invited a friend. 614 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,955 Oh, well, actually, I invited myself, but I'm very glad I did 615 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:17,041 because this is such a beautiful celebration. 616 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,085 So, quickly, before she comes over. 617 00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:21,629 Tell us, what is Dennis like? 618 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,215 We have still yet to meet him. He's always so busy going 619 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:27,510 here, there, and everywhere with Doctors Without Borders. 620 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,513 It's been eight months, darling. No one can be that busy. 621 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:33,850 I'm beginning to wonder if she's embarrassed of her boyfriend, 622 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,643 or embarrassed of her parents. 623 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,771 So, Carrie, tell. Is it him or us? 624 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,816 Oh, no, no. It's-- It-it's not you. You are both wonderful. 625 00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:45,153 What then? (whispers): Is Dennis fat? 626 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:47,739 Ugly? We don't care. 627 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:49,699 We just want her to be happy. 628 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:52,201 No, of course. No, no, no. No, Dennis is fine. 629 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,829 Handsome, yes. 630 00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:56,831 It's just, uh, you know... 631 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:02,462 I think that Seema is such a magnificent woman 632 00:32:02,545 --> 00:32:06,382 that it's hard to find a man that's good enough. 633 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,052 -But she will. -She's 53. 634 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,556 What are you three so intense about? 635 00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,850 Dennis. 636 00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:18,353 -The jig is up. -Yes. 637 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:21,481 Carrie thinks you can do better than Dennis, and we agree. 638 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:23,441 Sorry, I think ya can. 639 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:29,447 It's just easier telling them I have someone. 640 00:32:30,948 --> 00:32:32,992 Easier for them or you? 641 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:36,704 For them... well, and for me when I'm around them. 642 00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:38,790 Trust me, when I'm alone... 643 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:41,876 I know there's no Dennis in my life. 644 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:42,877 Yet. 645 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,380 Okay, yet. 646 00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:50,718 So are you happy with your life alone, 647 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,054 like you said you were in the sari shop? 648 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:57,058 Most times. And other times it's wishful thinking, 649 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,685 something I tell myself. 650 00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:01,896 I hate the new apartment. 651 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:05,066 Then we'll sell it. 652 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,944 -Really? -Yes. You have to love where you are. 653 00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:13,408 Oh. I dragged you out of that apartment so fast 654 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,451 because of Dennis, 655 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,662 -I forgot-- -And Dennis? 656 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:19,622 Yes. I made him white, 657 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,457 so when we broke up, my parents wouldn't be heartbroken. 658 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,751 Hand me your wrist. 659 00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:29,382 This is a Hindu custom. 660 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,384 It's a reminder... 661 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,052 of your strength. 662 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:43,396 (light music playing) 663 00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:01,873 Carrie: And just like that... 664 00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:06,294 I remembered how much I loved the last 15 years. 665 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,420 ♪ ♪ 666 00:34:18,681 --> 00:34:21,016 ("I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash playing) 667 00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:30,234 ♪ I can see clearly now the rain is gone ♪ 668 00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:38,367 ♪ I can see all obstacles in my way ♪ 669 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:45,291 ♪ Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind ♪ 670 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,670 ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪ 671 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,089 ♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪ 672 00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:57,553 ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪ 673 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,389 ♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪ 674 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:09,315 ♪ I think I can make it now the pain is gone ♪ 675 00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:17,323 ♪ All of the bad feelings have disappeared ♪ 676 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:24,330 ♪ Here is that rainbow I've been praying for ♪ 677 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:28,292 ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪ 678 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:31,337 ♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪ 679 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:41,347 ♪ Look all around, there's nothing but blue skies ♪ 680 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:48,354 ♪ Look straight ahead, nothing but blue skies ♪ 681 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:51,440 ♪ ♪ 682 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:09,333 ♪ I can see clearly now the rain is gone... ♪ 683 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,254 ("Clearly" by Grace Vanderwaal playing) 684 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:19,176 ♪ I accept all the things that I cannot change ♪ 685 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:28,394 ♪ Gone are the dark clouds The dawn has come ♪ 686 00:36:29,186 --> 00:36:32,899 ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪ 687 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,987 ♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪ 688 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:43,117 ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪ 689 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:47,914 ♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪ 690 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:54,211 ♪ All the pain in my sorrow ♪ 691 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:59,508 ♪ Won't change today, only ruin tomorrow ♪ 692 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:04,972 ♪ Oh, all the pain in my sorrow ♪ 693 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:09,352 ♪ Won't change today, only ruin tomorrow ♪ 694 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:17,193 ♪ I can see clearly now The rain has gone ♪ 695 00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:27,370 ♪ I accept all the things that I cannot change ♪ 696 00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:36,963 ♪ Gone are the dark clouds The dawn has come ♪ 697 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,216 ♪ It's gonna be a bright ♪ 698 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:46,097 ♪ Bright sunshiny day ♪