1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:09,384 (truck beeping) 2 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,393 (light music playing) 3 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,238 (sighs) 4 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,295 (steam hissing) 5 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,797 Yes, I'd like to quickly confirm a colonoscopy 6 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,592 for Harry Goldenblatt for Friday at 10. 7 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,136 Sorry, I, I, I feel like I shouted that. 8 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,346 -Barista: Here you go. Two nonfat lattes. -Yes, thank you. 9 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:59,225 I know, but if we want to submit to Sundance, we gotta get moving. 10 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,102 Two nonfat lattes, please. Thank you. 11 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,146 -Mommy? -Yes, baby. 12 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,357 (speaking French) 13 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,318 Uh, Gabby just ordered a croissant in French. 14 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:12,447 I need to let her have it, right? One croissant, please. 15 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:17,327 -I got you a coffee! -I got you a coffee! 16 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,496 -(all laughing) -Charlotte: Hi! 17 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,376 -Freshly brewed. -Oh. 18 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,925 Look, I know we only have a minute, but Charlotte has 19 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:35,011 a quick update on the field trip. 20 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:36,805 Good news on the Botanic Gardens. 21 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,723 I was able to book the botany team 22 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,350 that was profiled in "New York Magazine." 23 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,768 -I love that. -Wow! 24 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,561 -That is so cool. -Or I could call my friend 25 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:47,273 who runs this state-of-the-art animal shelter on City Island. 26 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,525 After the tour, the kids play with the animals. 27 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:51,027 (excited chatter) 28 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:51,736 -Okay, um... -That'll be fun! 29 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,739 I'm an animal lover, too, 30 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,700 but I did just spend three weeks chasing down these botanists, 31 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,370 and they're very hard to reach. 32 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,747 -One of whom is deaf, incidentally. -Of course, I get it. 33 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,291 It was just a backup idea. 34 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,835 I hadn't heard from you on this all week, 35 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:07,544 so I thought you dropped the ball. 36 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,213 Oh... (laughs) 37 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,674 Charlotte's never dropped a ball in her life. 38 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,259 Check your spam, Deirdre. The whole chain is there. 39 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,928 I think we should just lock down the botanists 40 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,264 and save the animal shelter for another date. 41 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,558 Questions? No questions. 42 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:22,767 I'm late. Have a great day. 43 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,519 (all say goodbye) 44 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,187 How do you do that? 45 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,690 I just pretend I'm talking to my documentary crew. 46 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,734 -Um, you're the only one I'd hire back, by the way. -(Charlotte laughs) 47 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,069 You're also the only one invited to Herbert's birthday dinner, 48 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:36,698 -so, please, keep it on the QT. -On the 19th? 49 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,741 Harry and I are so excited, 50 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,243 and we can't wait to invite you over soon 51 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,370 to hang out with our little group of friends. 52 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:45,582 How about Thursday? I just had something fall off my calendar. 53 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,960 Thursday as in the day after the day after tomorrow? 54 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:49,752 Wow, that's short notice. What was I thinking? 55 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,255 -You know what? -What? 56 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,882 Thursday's fine. Let's do it. 57 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,550 -How-how does 7 sound? -That's perfect. 58 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,093 -Okay! -Okay, I'll see you Thursday. 59 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,595 Okay! 60 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,054 -Oh, and, Charlotte? -Uh-huh? 61 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,349 -Nothing fancy. It's just us. -Sure. 62 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:05,935 Hi... Yes. 63 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,605 Um, I just quickly need to cancel 64 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,609 a colonoscopy appointment for Harry Goldenblatt at 10 AM Friday. 65 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,110 (coffee brewing) 66 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,738 -Morning. -Morning. 67 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:22,702 Whoa, Mom, you reek of weed. 68 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:25,622 -After all the shit you give me. -No, I don't. 69 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,582 I just haven't showered yet. 70 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,335 Miranda, c'mon, we're all grown-ups. 71 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,628 We know pot when we smell it. 72 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,212 Yeah, you don't have to hide it. 73 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,548 Especially now that it's legal. 74 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,551 Carrie took Charlotte and me to a comedy concert last night, 75 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,678 and there were a lot of alternative types 76 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,555 getting high all around us. That's all. 77 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,934 Alternative types? Alternative to what? 78 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,143 (Brady chuckles) 79 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:49,979 I'm not caffeinated enough for this conversation. 80 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,194 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,989 (rattling) 82 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:07,622 (rattling continues) 83 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,969 (hopeful music playing) 84 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,012 ♪ ♪ 85 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,110 (door bell chimes) 86 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:40,113 Hey, hey! Look who it is! Caroline. 87 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,198 Good morning, Mr. Kouimelis. 88 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:44,033 Long time, no see. Welcome back. 89 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,452 -Dark, no sugar, right? -Exactly. 90 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:47,829 (door bell chimes) 91 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,127 -How've you been? -A-okay. 92 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,962 -How you been? -I'm good. 93 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:58,089 You got married. You left the neighborhood, right? 94 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,340 Huh. You like married life? 95 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,052 Well... um... 96 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,806 he died... recently. 97 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,850 Oh no. 98 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,059 Poor Caroline. 99 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,521 He had a heart attack, unexpected. 100 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,523 The coffee is free. 101 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:16,441 And here... 102 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,823 -Take a roll. -Aw... thank you. 103 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,085 (light music playing) 104 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,318 ♪ ♪ 105 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,452 Carrie: I thought he would be there. 106 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,080 I mean, I knew he couldn't be, but when I walked in the door, 107 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,956 I was thinking about something else, 108 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,502 and just... for a second, I forgot. 109 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,756 -I'm selling our apartment. -Charlotte: Really? 110 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,466 -Are you sure? -Carrie: Mm-hm. 111 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,009 Because what do they say? You should never make 112 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,469 a major decision when you're-- 113 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,347 HALT. Hungry, angry... 114 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,807 Both: Lonely or tired. 115 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,475 Right. HALT. 116 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,434 Nope, nope, nope. I am all action. 117 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,978 I gave the Peloton to one of the doormen, 118 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,107 I contacted a realtor, so... 119 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:40,983 whew! Next topic. 120 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,028 -Okay, well-- -Okay. 121 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,656 I am planning a last-minute dinner party 122 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,741 for LTW and her husband, 123 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,661 and I really want you both to be there... 124 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,496 but only if you're feeling up to seeing people, Carrie. 125 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,083 I see people all day long. I live in a city. 126 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,836 -Sorry. -No, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. 127 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,797 -I'm kidding. Of course, I'll be there. -Thank you. 128 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,383 -Miranda? -Well, I will be there, 129 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,801 unless it's tomorrow night 130 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,679 because I'm having dinner with my law professor. 131 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,140 Wow, that's, that's quite a-- quite the turnaround, 132 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,808 I know, right? 133 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,351 I killed it in class today, 134 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,353 arguing a point about motherhood 135 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,813 and inequality in the workplace, 136 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,315 and she wants to talk about it more over dinner. 137 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,984 Well, that must have been some argument 138 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,360 if you got a dinner date out of it. 139 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:26,487 Hm, I'm gonna order another one of th-- 140 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,947 Should we just get a bottle? 141 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,949 No, no bottle. 142 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,576 -We're, we're fine like this. -Miranda: Okay. 143 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,540 (upbeat music playing) 144 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,375 ♪ ♪ 145 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:52,346 Seema. That's such a pretty name. 146 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,807 -It means "boundary" in Hindi. -Oh. 147 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,268 Which is hilarious because I have none. 148 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,854 I need to know more about this wallpaper. It's stunning. 149 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:03,024 -Oh -Such rich, interesting colors. 150 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:07,111 Yes, well, my, um, my husband wasn't a great fan of beige. 151 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,487 It's gorgeous. It's all gotta go. 152 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,161 People need to be able to picture themselves living here, 153 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,746 and it's hard to do that with your interesting 154 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,165 brutalist coffee table screaming, "I'm not you." 155 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:20,416 -It's gotta go. -Carrie: Well, do we really-- 156 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:24,253 We really have to do, like all of it? 157 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,714 Don't we just need to find a buyer with vision? 158 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:29,008 Buyers aren't that complex, Mrs. Preston. 159 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,636 -They're like dogs with money. -Oh. 160 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:34,430 -Walk with me. -Oh, what else would I do? 161 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,851 Lovely. It's all gotta go. 162 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,729 I know you've suffered a loss, Mrs. Preston. 163 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:44,357 -Carrie. -Carrie. And I can do this at whatever pace 164 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,609 you're comfortable. Fast, slow, tomorrow, 165 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,653 -yesterday-- -How's the day before yesterday? 166 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:52,114 (chuckles) And you won't have to lift a finger. 167 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,618 My movers are brilliant. They're in and out like ninjas. 168 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,788 They move Picassos, so your things are gonna be fine. 169 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,122 Uh, no offense to your things. 170 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,126 And what's in here? 171 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,381 Okay... this closet-- 172 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,675 Seema, wait a second. 173 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,177 I have something important to say. 174 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,138 No one touches the shoes. 175 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,310 I totally get it. I've named all my purses. 176 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,188 -Meet Lorraine. -Oh, how do you do? 177 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:28,150 This spa bathroom? Insane. 178 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,694 This may be the first apartment I sell 179 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,071 with just a photo of the bathroom. 180 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,824 -Oh, wow. -You know what could pull this whole area into focus? 181 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,909 A Peloton. 182 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:41,414 -What? -Oh, it's, um... it's a long story. 183 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:44,125 I don't know, maybe for another time. 184 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,836 I'm actually supposed to be in Midtown in 20 minutes. 185 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:47,795 Let's go. 186 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,672 I've got enough to talk to the stagers about. 187 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,967 I'll drop you off. My driver's right downstairs. 188 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,136 Ooh! 189 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,388 Okay... 190 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,060 -Do you smoke? -Well, not when anyone can see me. 191 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:06,439 -You? -Used to. 192 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,149 -Another life. -Seema: Mm-hm. 193 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:13,863 -Got a cigarette? -Are you sure? 194 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,324 -I've quit 14 times. -Just one. 195 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,409 It's been a rough couple weeks. 196 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,036 Seema: Here. 197 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,162 Thank you. 198 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:28,836 47th between 5th and 6th, Rocco. 199 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,463 (engine starts) 200 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,467 (light music playing) 201 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,977 -The podcast socials suck. -Don't mince words, Chloe. 202 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,813 I won't. Suck, stink, shit the bed. 203 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,066 You all need to post like your life depends on it. 204 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,401 Che's the only one consistently pushing. 205 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,819 Yeah, 'cause my life depends on it. 206 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,406 -And you, Carrie. -Me? 207 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,949 Chloe: You didn't have a lot of followers to begin with, 208 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,868 but you haven't posted in three weeks. 209 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,578 Three weeks. 210 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,747 This is death on social media. 211 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,249 Your Instagram is pretty much a corpse. 212 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,461 Chloe, that's enough, Chloe. She gets it. 213 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:16,258 Oh, fuck me, fuck! I'm so, so sorry. 214 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,260 Chloe, like, read the room. 215 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,929 We don't need to make it a thing. 216 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,055 I mean, you're being so insensitive, dude. 217 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:24,433 -It's fine. -Jackie, don't make this about us. 218 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,394 It was fun while it lasted. 219 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,979 Carrie, girl... I'm sorry for your loss. 220 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:29,730 Get your socials up. 221 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,317 Chloe: See you Friday. 222 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,278 You know what? 223 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,657 (quietly): What is happening? 224 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,367 What kind of person ghosts somebody they're gonna see 225 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,119 again the next day? I mean, who does that? 226 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:47,415 Why don't you wash your bath towels more than once a year? 227 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,708 -Fucking kindergartener. -(Che laughing) 228 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,794 Jackie: I wash my bath towels, all right! 229 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,337 Dude, you are so insensitive, and not just to me. 230 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,423 What you just said to Carrie-- 231 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,465 -Young love. -Not so young. 232 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,634 -Not so love. -(laughing) 233 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,932 Oh, man. If that was me Chloe was goin' off on, 234 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,809 I would've totally played the death card 235 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,894 just to shut her down. 236 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,439 Oh, I'm saving it for when she tells me I have to go back on Twitter. 237 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,648 (laughs) 238 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,901 Don't I have a colonoscopy the next day? 239 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,111 Not anymore, you don't. 240 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,071 This dinner is too important. 241 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,823 Right now, Lisa and I are mom friends, 242 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,033 but I want us to be real friends. 243 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,660 And they are an impressive couple. 244 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,455 -We are gonna have to bring it. -Okay. 245 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,292 I invited Carrie for fashion, 246 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,793 Miranda for politics, 247 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,379 Stanford and Anthony... gay, 248 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,466 the Shapiros, the Downeys. 249 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,384 -Bringin' out the big guns. -Mm-hm. 250 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,595 And I've got room for one more couple. 251 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,181 -How about the Tates? -Hmm. 252 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:45,681 They're sweet, but... 253 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,477 they're just kind of vanilla. 254 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,104 Oh no. 255 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,064 What? 256 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,943 Everyone I've invited... is vanilla. 257 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:02,448 The Wexleys can't be the only Black couple at the dinner. 258 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,533 They're gonna think we don't have any Black friends. 259 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,036 Why don't you just ask the Jenkins in 4C? 260 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,874 The Jenkins! Yes, yes, I love the Jenkins, yes! 261 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:16,003 -We just had that great brunch. -Two years ago. 262 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,839 But we lost a year to COVID. 263 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:19,840 I'm gonna text her right now. 264 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,722 -Oh, Charlotte, hi. -Hello, Shelly. 265 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,475 -What a beautiful sweater. -Thank you. 266 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,643 I just wanted to check in, 267 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,478 and make sure that you had received 268 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,730 the texts I sent earlier. 269 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,066 I did... All four of them. 270 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,151 Oh, I thought I sent two. 271 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,195 You know, I've gotta get my phone checked. 272 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,279 It just goes rogue sometimes. 273 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,406 (both chuckle) 274 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,575 So will you be able to join us for dinner? 275 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,744 Oh, well, as I said in my text, 276 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:52,122 -we would love to join... -Great! Terrific! 277 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,333 but we already have a dinner Thursday. 278 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,211 Oh, right, but you know what I was thinking? 279 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,798 Maybe you and David could pop in before your dinner for drinks. 280 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,424 You know, just pop in, say hi. 281 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,509 We'll do it another time. 282 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,594 Oh, but we always say 283 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,054 we'll do it another time. 284 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,765 Let's just... get her done. 285 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,601 I'll tell you what, you text me 286 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,937 when you know that you definitely can't come, 287 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,564 and in the meantime, 288 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,192 that is just the most lovely sweater. 289 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,611 -Where'd you get it? -J.Crew. 290 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,655 Well, it is just gorgeous. 291 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,157 Have a great rest of your day. 292 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,036 -(locks door) -(phone chimes) 293 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,125 Charlotte (on phone): Are you still in touch with that artist you dated? 294 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,752 Who do you mean? The performance artist with the big, juicy ass? 295 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:42,298 -God no, I forgot about him. -I didn't. Like two canned hams. 296 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,632 No, I'm talking about that painter. 297 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,010 Oh, you mean the hot Black guy. 298 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:51,640 Anthony, he is more than just his race. He is a person... 299 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,225 and, yes, that is who I was referring to. 300 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,853 I was thinking of inviting him to the Wexley dinner party. 301 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:59,898 LTW has a collection of African-American artists. 302 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,483 Anthony: Outta luck, princess. 303 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,860 Stanford lit my old address book on fire one night. 304 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,071 You want me to ask Juan, one of my delivery guys? 305 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,616 He's Colombian, but ethnically ambiguous. 306 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,868 -Goodbye, Anthony. -Goodbye! 307 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,123 -Deirdre... Hi! -Oh, hi! 308 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,750 -I was just gonna text you. -Oh! 309 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,586 By any chance, are you and Geoff 310 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,171 free for dinner tomorrow night? 311 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,423 Who's Geoff? 312 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,717 -Your husband? -Oh, (chuckles). It's pronounced "Joff." 313 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,221 -Oh. -So last minute, but yes. 314 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,016 Lovely. I'll call Geoff to make sure. 315 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,852 Charlotte, oh my god, I'm so sorry. 316 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,479 We can't come tomorrow night. 317 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,105 My mother-in-law invited us to the symphony, 318 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,106 and Herbert didn't tell me till this morning 319 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,400 because as he said, he didn't wanna hear me 320 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,736 bitch about it all week, and he's not wrong. 321 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,947 -Of course, I get it. Mother-in-law drama. -(Lisa laughs) 322 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,783 Our dinner will happen when it happens. 323 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,368 No rush at all. 324 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,911 Thank you for understanding. 325 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,038 -We'll talk later. -Okay! 326 00:15:56,121 --> 00:16:00,042 Okay, Geoff and I are definitely in for tomorrow night. 327 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,879 Harry has a colonoscopy on Friday morning, 328 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,756 and I completely forgot. 329 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,342 See? I'm not crazy. 330 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,260 You do drop balls every now and then. 331 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:14,932 You got me. Apologies to, to Geoff. 332 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,225 (light R&B playing) 333 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,103 ♪ ♪ 334 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,732 Uh, sir, I'm not tryin' to be unreasonable, 335 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,820 but that guy who just left with the doggy bag came in after us. 336 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,572 -Am I right about that? -Yeah, I think so. 337 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,242 With the straw hat? Um, it's Nya Wallace. 338 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,244 7:30, party of two. Would you check again? 339 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,080 I'm sorry, again. We have no record of your reservation in the system. 340 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:44,044 But, uh, I do have a record of the reservation right here. 341 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,754 Mm-hm, yeah, you've shown me that already three times, 342 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:50,592 but see, it's not in my system. 343 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,469 Okay, well, then let's just ignore the evidence, 344 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,596 and say I don't have a reservation. I mean, it's possible. 345 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,807 I've made mistakes in my life... 346 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,726 uh, most recently comin' into this restaurant. 347 00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,810 (laughs) 348 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,312 What are we gon' do about it, though? 349 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,982 You know, there are a couple of cute places pretty near here. 350 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,942 Miranda, I'm 37 minutes into this trial. 351 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,318 -I am not leaving without a win. -Got it. Yeah. 352 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,446 One second. 353 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,116 Found you. You did make a 7:30 reservation... 354 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,870 -Thank you. -...at our San Francisco location. 355 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622 Should I call 'em and tell 'em 356 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,082 we're gonna be a little bit late? 357 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293 -I'll get to you. -Okay, thank you. Thank you. 358 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,044 Sateesh, party of two. 359 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,173 I am so sorry. That was totally not me. 360 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,301 No, that is so, usually, exactly me. 361 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:36,930 I'm just so hopped up on all these, um, fertility drugs. 362 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,974 Yeah, it's messin' with my everything. 363 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,603 Oh, okay. Yeah, I know how hard that can be. 364 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,687 Wait, you've been through this? 365 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,564 Waiter: Water for you ladies. 366 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,316 Thanks. You have kids? 367 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,985 No and yes. No to IVF. 368 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,113 Yes, I have a 17-year-old son named Brady. 369 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,701 I have a, a good friend who went through hell with IVF. 370 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,329 -That's how I know. -Yeah, well, this is my second trip to hell. 371 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,372 My, uh, first one didn't take... 372 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,043 which, uh... 373 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,962 is privileged information between professor and student, 374 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,714 and, as a reminder, I do have the power to fail you. 375 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,759 Oh, not, not unethical at all. 376 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,012 (laughs) Um... 377 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,848 and so, this is the part you tell me where it'll all be worth it. 378 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,683 Counselor, I think you're leading the witness. 379 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,852 Miranda Hobbes, are you about to tell me 380 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,770 that motherhood isn't worth it? 381 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:29,066 Um... it depends on the day. 382 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:32,069 Like today, when my son called me a bitch 383 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,028 because I sent his girlfriend home, 384 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,864 and forced him to do his homework. 385 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,408 -100% not worth it. -No. No, it's not worth it. 386 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,202 No. (laughs) 387 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,830 Haven't heard that side of the argument. (laughs) 388 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,705 Menu for you. 389 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,707 -But if having a baby is... -And you. 390 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,377 is really what you want-- Thank you. 391 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,213 It will be way more than 100% worth it. 392 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,258 Great, but I don't need a hard sell, right? 393 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,552 I'm gettin' that from society, from my friends, 394 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,887 my family, uh, my house cleaner. 395 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,348 -You need a new house cleaner. -Yeah. 396 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,978 Okay, here's the thing. 397 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,231 I don't know why I'm tellin' you this, probably the hormones but, um... 398 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,860 when my last round of IVF didn't go through... 399 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,736 um... 400 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,532 I felt a huge wave of relief. 401 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,414 And listen, my husband and I, we love our life. 402 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,917 I mean, nobody's life is perfect, but, my life... 403 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,420 is really fuckin' close, right? 404 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,170 But then, I-- 405 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,759 I'm also afraid that if I don't have a child, 406 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,136 I'm gonna regret it one day. 407 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,266 You know, the thing about regret 408 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,436 is that having a child doesn't take it away. 409 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,186 Thank you. 410 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,817 There are always gonna be these roads not taken, right? 411 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,738 I mean, I-- 412 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,032 There was a woman in my class at Harvard. 413 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:03,952 Not a Rhodes Scholar. She never married. She never had kids. 414 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,121 She's a federal judge now. 415 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,916 -Who goes home to an empty house. -God! 416 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,794 There are so many nights 417 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,464 when I would love to be a judge, 418 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,132 and go home to an empty house. 419 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:19,259 Hmm. 420 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,138 And then, I see my son and I'm glad. 421 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,853 And then, I see his dirty underwear on my kitchen floor... 422 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,271 -No. -...and I'm mad. 423 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,023 Yeah, I could see that. 424 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,363 -So you can't have it all? -No... (sighs) 425 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,240 you can. 426 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,157 It's just really fuckin' hard. 427 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,204 Is that your closing argument? 428 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,750 Your honor... 429 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,545 if this round of IVF works... 430 00:20:56,546 --> 00:21:00,509 you're gonna love motherhood every second. 431 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,178 (laughs) Why don't we get another round of drinks? 432 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,180 -(laughs) Why don't we? -Yeah. 433 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:08,684 Mmm, I'm not very open to this open house. 434 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,020 "Mad Max" meets "Dances With Wolves." 435 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,523 -I think I used to date the guy who lives here. -Really? 436 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,858 Well, generally speaking, I feel like back in the '90s, 437 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,944 we all dated the 50-year-old guy who lives here. 438 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,863 I'm still dating them. 439 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,116 By the way, feel free to introduce me 440 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,202 to any available men that you know with a good heart. 441 00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,704 Even if they're fixer-uppers. I can flip 'em. 442 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,373 Oh, I bet you can. 443 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:35,335 So, the motorcycle inside is for what? 444 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,378 Those quick trips to the bathroom? 445 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,714 See, this is why you don't leave your furniture 446 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,132 in your place for the open house. 447 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,217 -All right. -Okay. 448 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,343 I'm gonna say goodbye to the realtor. Poor thing. 449 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:54,229 -Great place, huh? -Oh! Oh god. 450 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,273 I'm considering making an offer. 451 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,734 Recently divorced, and I'm movin' back downtown! 452 00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,901 (polite chuckle) 453 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,195 You look like a downtown lady. 454 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,823 -You wanna check out the bedroom? -Ooh, oh-- 455 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:08,660 -Let's go. We have to eat. -Oh, we have to eat. 456 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:13,331 Ooh, (chuckles) I was about to flee on the motorcycle. 457 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,584 -Who was that? -My worst nightmare. 458 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,377 You think that guy was your worst nightmare? 459 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,171 -Check out this honey bun. -Mm! 460 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,883 Profile says he's looking for fun. 461 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,302 -He should be looking for a shirt. -(Seema chuckles) 462 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:29,848 Wait, please. There's so many more gems. 463 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,475 How many dating apps are you on? 464 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,934 How much time have you got? 465 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,228 I started back in the day with OkCupid... 466 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,772 -Uh-huh. -...which was not okay. It was like 467 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,107 are you fucking with me, Cupid? 468 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,069 Then, I moved to Tinder... 469 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,112 where I met the guy who cried after sex. 470 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,615 Oh, so he was too Tinder. 471 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,453 I just want someone to create a dating site that's called, 472 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,789 "Here's the man you've been searching for, Seema." 473 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957 And you're never married? Not divorced? 474 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,793 No, happily not divorced. 475 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:02,214 Well, I think it's great that you're still putting yourself out there. 476 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,299 Yes. Well, I am. 477 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,843 Ooh, do you wanna split the cacio e pepe? 478 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,345 -Mm-hm. -Mm. 479 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,852 Lisa and Herbert run in an eclectic, diverse crowd. 480 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,729 -Hmm. -But... right now, 481 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,689 everyone is talking about Black literature. 482 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,483 You read the article I sent you, right? 483 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,987 -Yep. -So name a few modern Black authors 484 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,032 -that every person is reading. -(exhales) 485 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,161 -Sadie Smith. -Zadie with a Z. 486 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,164 Can't I just say I love Michelle Obama's book? 487 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,500 I feel like you are not taking this seriously. 488 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,335 Charlotte, I've been talkin' my whole life. 489 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,546 Think I can handle a little dinner chit-chat. 490 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,551 -Do I need it? -No. 491 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:51,555 Harry! 492 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,853 We lucked out when LTW canceled the other night, 493 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,856 but that was our wake-up call. 494 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,442 It is unacceptable that we do not have a more diverse friendship circle, 495 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,528 so, tonight, bring your "A" game. 496 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,489 -Oh god, you're sweating already. -Can't imagine why. 497 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,077 -Both: Hi! -Come on in! 498 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,745 Charlotte: I know you said not to bring any gifts, 499 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,914 but we had to bring Herbert a little something. 500 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,541 -Aww. -Harry: It's chocolate. 501 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,584 It's really good with port, if he drinks. 502 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,712 Oh, he drinks. He has to. He's married to this. 503 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,672 Oh. 504 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,799 Uh, I have to go apologize to the chef 505 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,468 for something my mother-in-law just said about the appetizers. 506 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:30,594 You all go mingle. 507 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,850 -Harry: Wow! -Charlotte: Yes, 508 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,602 (indistinct chatter) 509 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,105 Looks like we're the eclectic and diverse. 510 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,440 Herbert: Harry, Charlotte. 511 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:47,068 -Hey! Happy birthday, big guy. -Happy birthday! 512 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,278 Please, come join us. 513 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:51,198 Oh, look. It's Gwen, Leo's mom. 514 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,242 Hi, Gwen! 515 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,288 Hi! I haven't seen you since Leo transferred to Dalton. 516 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,581 I'm not Gwen. 517 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,626 But I know who you're talking about. 518 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,878 This is Lisa's friend, Shawna. 519 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,132 Anybody read the new Zadie Smith book? 520 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,843 (door closes, keys jingle) 521 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,445 Carrie (on phone): Hey, you know that part in "The Wizard of Oz" 522 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:33,573 where the movie goes from sepia to color? 523 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,743 -Miranda: Yeah. -I'm experiencing that in reverse. 524 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:37,786 What do you mean? 525 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,453 Carrie: My apartment is 526 00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:41,539 totally beige, everywhere. 527 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,252 There's no sign of me. 528 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:46,461 Sometimes, I look around this house 529 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:47,963 and there's... no sign of me either. 530 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:51,091 God, it's surreal. 531 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:51,508 It's like we never lived here. 532 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,554 Our life is just... gone. 533 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,723 I'm so sorry for you, Carrie. 534 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,476 Carrie: I know... everyone is. 535 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:05,480 Maybe that's why I'm drawn to Seema, my realtor, you know? 536 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:08,108 When I'm with her, I can just, um... 537 00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:11,569 you know, pretend like none of the terrible stuff has happened. 538 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,405 Well, she didn't know Big. 539 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,990 Carrie: Exactly. 540 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,659 It's lunch and some laughs, which is kinda nice. 541 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,620 -Should I be threatened? -Carrie: Nah, it's probably 542 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,664 more real estate than real. 543 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,165 (clicks light switch) 544 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:28,086 Oh, hell no. 545 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,170 What? 546 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,048 The Peloton is back. 547 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,134 Okay, I gotta get Big and go. 548 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,885 You don't belong here anymore. 549 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,684 (melancholy music plays) 550 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,561 ♪ ♪ 551 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,908 (clicks light switch) 552 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,954 -Ah. -(laughs) 553 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,458 Thank you, everybody. 554 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,002 And what is it you do, Charlotte? 555 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,046 Oh, um, I-I'm a full-time mom, 556 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,216 and I'm active on the Events Committee at our daughter's school, 557 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,093 and that is how Lisa and I met. 558 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,721 Lisa and Charlotte are the Thelma and Louise of that parent group, 559 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:23,391 except without the crime spree and the double suicide. 560 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,768 (all laughing) 561 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,853 Charlotte is just being modest. 562 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,481 She's not just a stellar mom, and killing it at school, 563 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,149 she's also on the board at The Met. 564 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,026 Eunice: Oh! 565 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,570 So, you know art? 566 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:38,114 Yes, yes. It's my passion. 567 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,491 I used to run an art gallery a long time ago. 568 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:43,453 My favorite Art is Art Smith... 569 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,873 -our financial adviser. -(all laughing) 570 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,292 He told me that my daughter-in-law there 571 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,961 spent more money on these paintings 572 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,422 than my husband, God rest his soul, 573 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,342 and I spent on our first house. 574 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,760 All due respect, Mother, 575 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,887 real estate isn't as costly in the Carolinas. 576 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,515 Charlotte: I don't know about Carolina real estate, 577 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:07,018 but, in terms of art, I can't think of a better investment 578 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,771 -than what Lisa has selected here. -Really? 579 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:14,234 The Gordon Parks photographs are amazing, 580 00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,403 and the one by Carrie Mae Weems. 581 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,613 The collection includes Deborah Roberts, 582 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,907 and, oh, Barkley Hendricks, 583 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,326 and the early work by Derrick Adams, 584 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,955 which is like owning early sheet music by Beethoven. 585 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,331 -Oh. -And then, my personal favorite 586 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,293 is the Mickalene Thomas in there. 587 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,713 She did the very first portrait of First Lady Michelle Obama. 588 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:39,509 -I loved her book! -(all laughing) 589 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,303 So, I don't think that you and Mr. Art Smith 590 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,305 have anything to worry about. 591 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,473 With the keen eye of Lisa, 592 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,436 the family is in very good hands. 593 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:51,604 Yes, we are. 594 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:54,482 How about some birthday cake, and, uh, 595 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,984 -my favorite port in the den? -Yeah. 596 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,694 -Yeah? -Shall we? 597 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,866 Oh, thank you, thank you, Thelma! 598 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:03,658 unless you wanna be Louise. 599 00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:05,994 Oh, no, I am definitely Thelma. 600 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,121 (laughs) 601 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,458 ♪ ♪ 602 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,235 ♪ ♪ 603 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:40,904 Just till I can figure out where you really want to be. 604 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,409 Ah. 605 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,421 ♪ ♪ 606 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,389 (knocks at door) 607 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,397 -You're smoking? -Stanford's in Japan? 608 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,275 ♪ Go, daddy, go ♪ 609 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,735 That's Ashley, 610 00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:23,821 the 17-year-old Long Island TikTok star he manages. 611 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,573 She's huge in Asia. 612 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,284 She asked him to go on tour with her. 613 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:29,786 (turns off music) 614 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:34,082 I do not get her, but then, I'm old, gay... 615 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:36,834 -and not Japanese. -Well, fine, good, sayonara, 616 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,087 but why the dramatic note? 617 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,215 "By the time you read this, I'll be in Tokyo." 618 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:45,218 I mean, wh-wh-who is he? The lost Brontë sister? 619 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:46,928 He said he couldn't bring himself to tell you 620 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,222 he was leaving face-to-face after Big died. 621 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,057 Right, and a, a note is so much more 622 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,809 -compassionate. -Oh, you know Stanny. 623 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,770 He hates to disappoint people... in person. 624 00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:59,941 Still, you know, if it-- If something good 625 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:00,984 is happening in one of my friends' lives, 626 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:04,404 and I'm, I'm assuming he considers this good... 627 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,781 I'd wanna know about it. 628 00:31:06,864 --> 00:31:09,659 You know, no, no matter what is going on in mine. 629 00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:13,121 Good news or bad, I'd wanna know. 630 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,455 -Really? -Mm-hm. 631 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,457 I got a letter, too. 632 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,252 -He wants a divorce. -Oh. 633 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:25,049 I don't get it. We were so happy. 634 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,218 We had a great time at your dinner. 635 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,637 -We loved everyone. -Oh, and everyone loved you. 636 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,847 Thank you so much for having my back with Eunice. 637 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,308 You're like the mother-in-law whisperer. 638 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,435 -(Charlotte laughs) -Such a good friend. 639 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,020 Well, I hope so. 640 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,399 I have a confession to make. 641 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,818 I was really panicked 642 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,446 having you and Herbert over for dinner 643 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:49,073 because I realized you would be the only Black couple there. 644 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,244 Hmm... that's really crazy 645 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,622 because I was worried that you and Harry would be nervous 646 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,624 being the only white people at my dinner party. 647 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:00,043 -Did we seem nervous? -He sweat through his suit. 648 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,005 That's on me. 649 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,049 I pushed him so hard. 650 00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:07,550 I just-- I want to do everything right. 651 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:10,678 -Good luck. -Seriously, 652 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,430 I was so desperate this week... 653 00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,682 I invited Deirdre. 654 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,434 Okay, now you're doin' the wrong thing. 655 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:17,602 How'd you get out of that? 656 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:20,355 I pretended to drop a ball. 657 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,190 -Took one for the team. -Mm-hm. 658 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,483 Aww. 659 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:27,528 Hello? Safe to come in? 660 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,323 Is the open house closed? 661 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:34,118 -Come on in. Coast is clear. -I got us some sushi. 662 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:39,290 So tell me, uh, how did it go at the "Beige-a-palooza"? 663 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,710 A lot of interest. One definite, two potential offers. 664 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,045 I might show it again next week 665 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,798 just to drive the interest up even more. 666 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:50,134 All right, so, um, so your magical moving worked, I guess. 667 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,804 Always does. Oh, there was a little mishap. 668 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:56,641 I was moving a photo into a drawer and the glass broke. 669 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:59,602 -Which photo? -The one on your bedside table. 670 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,522 I must've hit it on the corner, 671 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,524 and it just shattered. 672 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,984 -Why were you even touching it? -Well, it was a personal item, 673 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,695 and you were supposed to tuck it away. 674 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,738 -It is a personal item. -No, I understand. 675 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,908 -But it's only that-- -You said they move Picassos, that nothing would get broken. 676 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:17,412 And, unfortunately, this was my bad, not theirs, 677 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,288 but it can be fixed. 678 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,958 Only the glass is broken, the photo's intact, 679 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:24,836 so I'll just replace the glass. 680 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:28,172 You can't just replace the glass. 681 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,425 That picture was on his side of the bed. 682 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,969 He touched that glass all the time. 683 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,639 You-- the, the glass is not replaceable. 684 00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,101 Well... I'm sorry. 685 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,102 Well, you don't seem very sorry. 686 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:45,481 You're sitting there, you know, pretty casually. 687 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,775 You know, "Oh, it just-- We'll just replace the glass. 688 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,944 You know, it's not-- No big deal. No worries." 689 00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,321 No worries? He was the, the love of my life. 690 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,824 Actually... I'm not like that at all. I-- 691 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,785 Well, that's, that's how it seems to me. 692 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,624 He's gone, it's broken, and no one can fix it. 693 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:09,172 I am very sorry, I am. 694 00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,966 I assure you, I had no intention 695 00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:14,385 of being insensitive to your situation. 696 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:18,806 (sighs) Sometimes... 697 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,018 people aren't aware of how insensitive they may seem... 698 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,022 and, I guess, today that could apply to me. 699 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,402 Or to you... at the restaurant the other day. 700 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,239 Me? How was I insensitive? 701 00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:39,827 When we were talking about me dating, you said something like-- 702 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,662 Well, no, it wasn't "something like." 703 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:45,583 I... remember exactly what it was. You said... 704 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,836 "Well, it's great you're still putting yourself out there. 705 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,675 "Well, it's great you're still putting yourself out there. 706 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:55,885 "Good for you, Seema, trying to find yourself a man 707 00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:59,806 to marry after all those years of no luck." 708 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,390 No, no, that's not the way I meant it. 709 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,851 You know, I'm sure, but that's how I heard it. 710 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:10,233 If I'm being really honest... 711 00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:11,859 maybe you have a point, Carrie. 712 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,028 Maybe there's a little part of me 713 00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:16,864 that doesn't feel sorry for you... 714 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,200 'cause at least you found the love of your life 715 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,453 and you had him for many wonderful years, and in my eyes, 716 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:26,415 that is something worth still putting yourself out there for. 717 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,128 I agree. 718 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,557 Would you like some yellowtail? 719 00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:45,726 Is it from the place on Madison? 720 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,689 (both laughing) 721 00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:51,732 (indistinct chatter) 722 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,068 Carrie: And just like that... 723 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,320 we began our real friendship. 724 00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,658 (bright music playing) 725 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,785 ♪ ♪ 726 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,304 ("If You Got a Problem" by Joy Oladokun) 727 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,472 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 728 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,268 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 729 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,687 ♪ If you're standin' at the bottom ♪ 730 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,399 ♪ I'll reach out for you ♪ 731 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,610 ♪ If you need someone to lean on ♪ 732 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,445 ♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪ 733 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,780 ♪ I will carry you through ♪ 734 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,783 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 735 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,161 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 736 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,248 ♪ If you leave ♪ 737 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,210 ♪ I'll come runnin' ♪ 738 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:59,050 ♪ And we'll find a better way ♪ 739 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,968 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 740 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,014 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 741 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,265 ♪ If you're standin' at the bottom ♪ 742 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,978 ♪ I'll reach out for you ♪ 743 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,939 ♪ If you need someone to lean on ♪ 744 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,066 ♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪ 745 00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:17,652 ♪ I will carry you through ♪ 746 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,570 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 747 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:23,532 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 748 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,578 ♪ Everybody needs ♪ 749 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:31,123 ♪ Somethin' to believe ♪ 750 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,168 ♪ If you want you can always put your faith in me ♪ 751 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,215 ♪ I don't know it all ♪ 752 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:42,426 ♪ But I know how it feels to fall ♪ 753 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:48,599 ♪ With a helpin' hand, you'll find your feet ♪ 754 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,768 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 755 00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:54,689 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 756 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,649 ♪ If you need someone to lean on ♪ 757 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:58,609 ♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪ 758 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,070 ♪ I will carry you through ♪ 759 00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:04,073 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 760 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:07,618 ♪ I'll reach out for you ♪