1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:03,294 (light, cheery music playing) 2 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:04,212 (front door opens) 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,549 Aidan: C'hello! 4 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,342 Hey! Aw. 5 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:12,012 -Aidan: I'm here to check the meter. -(Carrie chuckles) 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,181 Damn, that was a long week. 7 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:20,812 -(Aidan growls) -(Carrie chuckles) 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,856 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,235 Mm. 10 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:32,323 I'm gonna go shower flight 756 off me now. 11 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,909 Yeah, I thought I smelled some extra leg room on you. 12 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:37,203 -Oh, yeah. -(Carrie chuckles) 13 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,373 Hey, I finally broke the ice with the doorman. 14 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,250 He gave me a nice little salute 15 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,545 -when I came in the lobby tonight. -No, no. Y-- 16 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,048 You don't talk to the people in the lobby, do you? 17 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,550 (laughs) Of course, I talk to the people. 18 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,553 No, no, no, no. You're-- 19 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:56,056 We're supposed to be invisible in this building, 20 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:59,184 not be all Chatty McNice-Guy to them. 21 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:03,063 -No, no. -But I am Chatty McNice-Guy. 22 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:07,400 Relax. I'm also Chatty McOver-Tipper-Guy. 23 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,569 -(Carrie laughs) -The boys say hey. 24 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,112 They wanna know when you're comin' back. 25 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,406 Yeah? Even Wyatt? 'Cause, uh, 26 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,742 he was not buyin' what I was selling. 27 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,244 Pfft. Come on, he's 14. 28 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,705 Plus, you know, he's a little tricky. 29 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,248 In fact, I should call him, 30 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,376 he's got a thing about planes. 31 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,045 (sharp inhale) Nah, they all loved you. 32 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,673 -(FaceTime ringback tone) -Homer, Tate, and Wyatt. 33 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,926 Hey, Wyatt Earp! I landed. 34 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,804 Yeah, I know. I tracked the plane. 35 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:36,930 Why didn't you call me? 36 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,557 Well, I just now got to Carrie's. Say hey. 37 00:01:39,598 --> 00:01:41,768 Hey, Wyatt. How's it goin'? 38 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,814 Good... Dad, turn back the phone. 39 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,484 Next time, text me. Okay? 40 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,612 Yeah, buddy, I will. I love you-- He's gone. 41 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,489 -(Carrie chuckles) -All right. 42 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,449 (sighs) Do you want a glass of wine? 43 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,494 -I want a glass of wine. -Mm-hmm. 44 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,162 Hey, look, just don't take it personally 45 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:04,749 -'cause he's 14, like I said. -I know. 46 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,752 All right? Should've seen me at 14. 47 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,963 And 16 and 24. 48 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,840 Plus, he's only known you for a week. 49 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:14,968 No, I get it. I get it. And he's 14. 50 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,636 (loud knock on door) 51 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,932 (knocking continues) 52 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,143 -What the-- Who's that? -Shh! 53 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,103 (knocking) 54 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:27,731 Management Employee: Building management. 55 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:29,482 (mouths) What?! 56 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:33,153 -Fuck. -(quietly) Don't... move. 57 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,866 That. 58 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:40,326 What is that? 59 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,329 (light, mysterious music playing) 60 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,300 "Tenant in apartment 18F 61 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,802 "has exceeded the building's 30-day guest limit 62 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,512 per building policy." 63 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,183 Ya had to talk to the people. 64 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,851 It's my nature. 65 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,812 Now we have no place to live. 66 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,481 ♪ ♪ 67 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,107 (Aidan sniffles) 68 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,526 Unless... 69 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:18,865 -we could go back to my-- -Nope. 70 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,246 Carrie: I was gonna say no. 71 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:30,377 This is New York style at its very best. 72 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,421 I am shocked my client's even open to renting it. 73 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,091 But I can't shoot in Bangkok in September 74 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,510 unless the motorcycle chase takes place on the water. 75 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,846 -You have a whole roof deck with a private pool. -The point is, it's wet. 76 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,848 Let's rethink the one-liner again. 77 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,225 What do you think, Ravi? 78 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,103 Eh. 79 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,941 Ryan, can you give us some time alone 80 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:55,902 -so we can feel the space? -Whatever you need. 81 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,238 I'll be, uh, showing another unit down on 17. 82 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:02,492 But "Eh"? It's $37,000 a month. 83 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,871 What exactly is your problem? 84 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,541 (inhales) Eh, Giza is too hot in September, 85 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:10,709 and Bangkok is too wet. 86 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,210 Okay, listen, you cut-rate Spielberg. 87 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:17,757 -Oh, hello. -I meant the problem with this apartment. 88 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,093 Is this really the best New York has to offer? 89 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:24,097 No. No, I showed you the best five properties ago. 90 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:27,100 It's been three weeks of showing you the best. 91 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:27,976 Agreed. 92 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,478 But here's the plot twist. 93 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,231 If I had taken the best three weeks ago, 94 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,067 I wouldn't have these wonderful afternoons with you. 95 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:39,279 That's very romantic. I thought you only made action movies. 96 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,074 Oh, you want action? 97 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:47,120 ("Funky Bots" by Zalento ft. Juan Vicente Zambrano playing) 98 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,793 Ryan: Seema? 99 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,671 Seema? 100 00:04:58,673 --> 00:04:59,924 Seema?! 101 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,594 I have never done this with a client before. 102 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,931 -Please, get up! -Not before you tell me if there will be a sequel. 103 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,142 -Ryan: Seema! -What am I gonna say? 104 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,187 -Say I took the apartment. -Seema: Okay. 105 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,230 ♪ ♪ 106 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:18,651 (exhales) 107 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,156 He'll take the apartment. 108 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,824 What is up with the hair? 109 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,162 The central air in there is insane. 110 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,664 Well, we do what we have to do to close the deal. 111 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,707 ♪ ♪ 112 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,506 So, you have any fun plans tonight? 113 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,841 Uh, I'm workin' a double shift at Scout. 114 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,843 Double shift. So, what does that mean, 115 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,387 twice as many French fries? 116 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,971 I do more than make fries, Mom. 117 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,641 Oh, yeah? What, do ya flip burgers? 118 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,268 I knew this wasn't just a casual coffee. 119 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,521 Just say it. 120 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,232 Fine. 121 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,025 I wonder if you have given any more thought 122 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,361 to the summer program in Costa Rica. 123 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,238 You could practice your Spanish, 124 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,031 and learn to surf, and pick up some 125 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,241 college credits along the way. 126 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,660 -It sounds great to me. -Well, then you do it. 127 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:12,706 -I'll help ya fill out your application. -(sighs) Honey... 128 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,916 I just want you to have options. 129 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,376 These are important years. 130 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,211 You need to figure out your path. 131 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:21,548 Well, you didn't figure out your path till you were what, 56? 132 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,384 Yeah, so give me another 38 years. 133 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,928 Do you see how fast you did that in your head? 134 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,556 Math has always been your best subject. 135 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,558 -Mom, you gotta back off. -I know, I know. 136 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,602 I'm sorry. I will. 137 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,733 But... how can Lily help with Brady's situation? 138 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,569 He has slapped me with a gag order 139 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,571 on anything college related. 140 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:47,615 And Lily's so driven, I thought maybe if they got together, 141 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,534 she'd rub off on him. You know? Osmosis! 142 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,621 Hmm. I'll ask, but I can't make any promises. 143 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,081 Charlotte... 144 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:58,209 my only child is making French fries for a living. 145 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,586 I don't want his life's achievement 146 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,588 to be mastering the crinkle cut. 147 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,257 Okay. (inhales) I'll see what I can do. 148 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,467 Thank you. 149 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,261 Charlotte: Hello! 150 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,431 Why did I just run into the guy from Grubhub down in the lobby? 151 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,267 I thought we had an agreement, only once a week. 152 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,478 Well, you're late from work, and I'm in a crisis, 153 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,646 so Rock is in charge of dinner. 154 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,106 I may have over-ordered. 155 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,108 -What's the crisis? -(Harry groans) 156 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,278 I was just informed that the caterer that I hired 157 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,572 for my Meet Herbert Wexley political event 158 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:31,409 is suspected of using real pork in their Szechuan dumplings. 159 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:35,914 This from Cy Hoffman's wife, Cis, whose only proof is... 160 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,582 "They're just too delicious to be Kosher." 161 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,584 I'm helping Dad find another caterer. 162 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,294 Yeah, 'cause you weren't here. 163 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,004 Well, my boss asked me to stay 164 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,798 and help with the new installation. 165 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,841 So, what? Kasabian thinks he can just ask 166 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,635 someone else's wife to stay and do his bidding 167 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:49,969 till all hours of the night? 168 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,181 -Honey... it's 7:30. -Yeah! 169 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,308 Dad, come eat. You're kinda spinning out. 170 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:59,437 We have tacos, pasta, pizza, edamame. 171 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,982 Baby... how would you feel about going out to Brooklyn 172 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,025 some night this week 173 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,944 and visiting Brady at Scout? 174 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,654 Why? We haven't hung out 175 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,322 since that ski trip when I was, like, 176 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,865 12 and he was 14. 177 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:14,869 Yeah, and he didn't leave his sleeping bag the entire trip. 178 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,372 Well, 14 is tricky. 179 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:21,167 Anyway, Aunt Miranda just feels that he's 180 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,877 been having a rough time, 181 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:26,214 and that you could motivate him 182 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,800 into getting back on the college track. 183 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,511 I'm supposed to tell him to go to college? 184 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:35,181 -That's really awkward. -Please, please. For me? 185 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,683 -Mm. -He'd give you free French fries. 186 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,686 That's what I forgot! 187 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:41,895 -(Lily gasps) -(Rock chuckles) 188 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,819 -(scoffs) Lis? -(sharp inhale, exhale) 189 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,654 -What? -Were you asleep? 190 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,823 -No, I was just sitting here working. -Huh. 191 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,033 Why is it dark out? 192 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,534 Because it's eight o'clock and Gabby just had 193 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,704 -Lucky Charms for dinner. -(gasps) Oh, sugar. 194 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,498 -Hm. -I'm sorry. It was a crazy day. 195 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,917 PBS is interested in making my doc into a series. 196 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,169 So, as soon as I got Gabby home, 197 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,420 I came up to work on the treatment 198 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,006 and I just put my head down for one second, 199 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,008 and then I woke up to your attitude. 200 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,051 You can't burn the candle 201 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,594 at both ends like we used to. 202 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,387 -(Lisa groans) -We're old now. 203 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,098 (chuckles) Not so much old as exhausted 204 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,767 from staying up till 2:00 205 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,894 working on a certain candidate's guest list 206 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,354 for the event at the Goldenblatt's. 207 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,064 Oh, well, that would be me, and I thank you. 208 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,732 Did you finalize it with the campaign office? 209 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,568 No, I didn't. I was trying to get my work done first. 210 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,528 -Is that allowed? -Absolutely. 211 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,405 There's no need to be passive-aggressive with me. 212 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,740 I'm not being passive-aggressive. 213 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,283 You know I wake up cranky. 214 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,370 Ah-ha! So, you are admitting that you were asleep? 215 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:42,374 Yes, Hercule Poirot, I was asleep. 216 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,918 Blissfully dreaming I was no longer a wife 217 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,961 (whispers) or a mother. 218 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,756 -What are you doing? -I'm getting ready for bed. 219 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,425 Gabby already ate and I'm exhausted. 220 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,719 What about me? What about dinner? 221 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,138 Huh... You know where the cereal is. 222 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,973 ("Have Mercy" by Chloe playing) 223 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,434 -(Nya moaning) -Oh, Nya! 224 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:04,312 -Nya: You're so big! -Oh, Nya. Oh, God. Yeah. 225 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,606 -Nya, you're so hot. -♪ Why it keep costing like it do? ♪ 226 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,776 ♪ All this ass up in my jeans you can't get up in between ♪ 227 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,611 -♪ You tryna get a piece of me ♪ -(both moaning) 228 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,239 ♪ I can teach you a couple things ♪ 229 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,950 Nya: Oh, don't stop! Don't stop! 230 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,786 -Oh, shit! -Don't stop! (moaning) 231 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,081 -Oh, God, yeah. Yeah. -♪ You wrapped 'round my hand ♪ 232 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,625 -♪ Like a Cartier, oh-oh ♪ -Nya: Oh, God! Ha, ha, yeah! 233 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,169 ♪ You can't get this thickness out of your mind ♪ 234 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:31,006 -Oh! -(heavy breathing) 235 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,134 Whew! (laughs) 236 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,803 -That was really fun. -Oh, yeah. 237 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,515 Oh, who knew great sex could show up 238 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,184 faster than my pad Thai did last night? 239 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,020 (Nya laughs) 240 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,688 (exhales) I guess everybody on Tinder, 241 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,399 but, obviously, I'm a newbie. 242 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,318 (panting) Well, you're a quick study. 243 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:56,489 -(laughs) Thanks. -(unlocks phone) 244 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,410 Now we get to look at our phones without pretending we're not? 245 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,831 (laughs) This shit just gets better and better. 246 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,715 Hi... Yeah, um, someone just left this box 247 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,884 in my building next to some takeout menus. 248 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:20,221 -(meowing) -Oh, man. What is wrong with people? 249 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,556 I didn't know what to do with them. 250 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,849 We're not an animal shelter. 251 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,017 You gotta truck that on up 252 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,519 to Anjellicle Cats on 49th Street. 253 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,229 Yeah, sorry. Ya know what? 254 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,397 I'll give you the address. 255 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,316 Um, has anyone ever told you 256 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,193 you look like that stand-up, Che Diaz? 257 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,198 Um, nope. You are the first. 258 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,783 I wonder whatever happened to them. 259 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,912 I hear they're working at a vet's office in Hell's Kitchen. 260 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:47,582 No fucking way! You're Che Diaz. 261 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:51,878 This is blowing my mind. So, are you not doing stand-up anymore? 262 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,214 No, no, I am. Just gotta, gotta keep 263 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,423 a steady gig, too, ya know? 264 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,884 -Keeps me honest. -Oh, is that what it does? 265 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,179 -So, do you have any shows coming up? -Yeah. 266 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,515 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got a couple of gigs in the works. 267 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,893 And if you, uh, stop in again, I'll let ya know when. 268 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,897 -I definitely will. -Mm. You know what? 269 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,899 You can leave these babies here with us. 270 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,068 We will figure it out. Hey, uh, Gabby? 271 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,237 Can you take these to the back, please? Thank you. 272 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,198 Thanks, so much. I'm Toby, by the way. 273 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,617 -See ya around, Toby. -Yeah. 274 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,912 (light, cheery music playing) 275 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,205 I haven't seen you flirt that hard 276 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,249 since Ilana Glazer brought her parakeet here. 277 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,710 Whoo! I was not the only one flirting. 278 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,754 Hm. You know what you gotta do now, right? 279 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,717 Yeah... yeah, I know. I gotta get a fucking comedy set together. 280 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,094 -I was talking about finding those kittens a home. -(Che sighs) 281 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,096 But yeah, that too. 282 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,475 Che, I'm here! 283 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,354 (meow) 284 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,607 (meow) 285 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,277 Do you love it? 286 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,113 -Do you want it? -Where did that come from? 287 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,073 (sharp inhale) No one knows. 288 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,950 But... (chuckles) it fell asleep 289 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,577 in one of your shoes in the closet. 290 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,287 That's so cute, right? 291 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,415 That's cute. And manipulative. 292 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,625 Kitty, Carrie. Carrie, kitty. 293 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,341 I'm just holding it. For a second. 294 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:24,012 (laughs) You broke it, you bought it. 295 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:28,016 Mm... Oh, my God. 296 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,852 (laughs) Yes. 297 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,937 Hi. 298 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,481 (kitty meows) 299 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,358 Hey, what's all that stuff? 300 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,527 Oh... old jokes and new jokes I've been trying to write. 301 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,820 They all suck. 302 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,115 You're doing stand-up again? 303 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,825 Yeah, but just to impress someone. 304 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:49,662 -Well, why else would anyone do stand-up? -(Che chuckles) 305 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,498 Take this kitty, I gotta go. 306 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,209 I just came home to change for dinner with Aidan and Seema 307 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:58,838 and, um, to tell you that Aidan talks to people, 308 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,634 so we got a kinda scary letter 309 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,177 from the building. I'm sorry. 310 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,845 Yeah. They emailed me. 311 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,556 Honestly, I was gonna kick you out at the end of the month anyway. 312 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,350 Yeah, I'm actually making enough at my job now 313 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,559 to almost live month to month. 314 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,229 It's the American Dream. (laughs) 315 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,025 What's that, Kitty? What's that? 316 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,069 -(kitty meows) -Oh, yes, you're still homeless. 317 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,071 Che, I can't have a kitty without a home. 318 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,031 I already have an Aidan without a home. 319 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,909 -Che: Ugh. -He's waiting for me around the corner at a bar. 320 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,828 Okay, what the hell happened in here that was so bad 321 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,164 he would rather wait at a bar than even come upstairs? 322 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,582 A lot of... 323 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,670 a lot of stuff happened in here. 324 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,547 He just got really hurt. 325 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,758 So he's just never gonna come back here again? 326 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:48,555 -How's that gonna work? -Yeah. Um... it's a problem. 327 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,891 Well, ya know what could help with that? A kitten. 328 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,769 What about fostering? 329 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,230 'Kay, that's not a no. 330 00:14:57,272 --> 00:15:01,026 -(indistinct bar chatter) -(upbeat music playing) 331 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,070 -Seema: There they are. -There who is? 332 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,572 I thought you and I are having dinner. 333 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,615 We are, but I never said exclusively. 334 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,909 -Read the contract. -Oh, really? 335 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,578 Seema: Hello, beautiful. 336 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,788 Oh, which one of us are you addressing? 337 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,123 -You. -Aidan: Ah. 338 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,043 -After you. -No, after you. 339 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,085 -Hello. -Hi. 340 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,295 -Hey. -Beautiful place. 341 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,088 Yeah. Isn't it special? 342 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,424 Carrie, Aidan, Ravi Gordi. 343 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,633 -Hi. -How do you do? 344 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,093 -(Carrie chuckles) -Ravi: Pleasure. 345 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,970 Hi. Nice to meet you. 346 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,890 I hope I'm not about to geek-out for nothing, 347 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,769 but are you the Ravi Gordi who directed "Nepal Kapow"? 348 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,229 -I am. -No way! 349 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,106 -No f'ing way! -What? 350 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,942 -Me and my boys love "Nepal Kapow." -Oh, wow. 351 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,986 -Aidan: Yeah. -Not that many Americans know about it. 352 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,613 H-How did you find out about the film? 353 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,116 Well, my middle son loves action movies, anything action, 354 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,077 and he found that awesome clip on YouTube 355 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,162 where the tigers jump out of the freight train 356 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,247 and attack the soldiers. (mimics) Ah! 357 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,292 -(chuckling) -I mean, God, we freaked out! 358 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,461 -(Seema laughs) -What are you doin' here? 359 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,963 Part of my next movie is shot in New York. 360 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,256 Shall we order some wine? 361 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,467 Hell yeah, we should order some wine! 362 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,469 I gotta text the boys and tell 'em 363 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,680 I'm with the guy that made "Nepal Kapow." 364 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,765 -(all chuckling) -Give 'em my best. 365 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,643 (softly) You didn't tell me you were bringing someone. 366 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,270 -Who is this guy? -He's nobody. 367 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,856 He's not nobody, he directed "Nepal Kapow." 368 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,650 (both chuckling) 369 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,779 So, another beautiful dinner with you. 370 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,531 My pasta was overcooked. 371 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,867 Linguine al limone should've been al dente. 372 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,536 When you say the words like that, 373 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,329 do you think you're speaking Italian? 374 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,039 Because you're not. 375 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,790 This is speaking Italian: 376 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,711 Quanti altri pasti dobbiamo consumare 377 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,505 prima che tu mi inviti a entrare? 378 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,465 Okay, show-off. What does that mean? 379 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,677 "How many more meals do we have to have 380 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,013 before you invite me inside?" 381 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:57,058 Look, Giuseppe, you may not know this about me, but I'm shy. 382 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,895 And I like to take things very slowly. Very slowly. 383 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,814 Slow is one thing. 384 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,858 Five dinners with no dick is, um-- 385 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,362 How do you say? Uh, not very gay. 386 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,531 -Invite me inside, Tony. -What's with the "Tony"? 387 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,034 No one's ever called me Tony. 388 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,244 I like it. Tony. Tony. 389 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,040 You be Tony, and I'll be Maria. 390 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,084 -Mm, all right. -Hm? 391 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,045 (both chuckling) 392 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,005 Invite me up. 393 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,423 Tonight. 394 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:36,556 Hey... Look, ya can't come up. 395 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,391 My ex's name is still on the lease. 396 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,018 We're, we're not divorced yet. 397 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:43,355 The super, he's spying on me for him. It's a whole thing. 398 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,231 Sounds like a bullshit thing. 399 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,233 I'm an old-fashioned kinda girl. 400 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:51,905 In fact... I should help this nice old lady. 'Kay? 401 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,408 Excuse me, ma'am... Can I give ya a hand? 402 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,079 Anthony, it's me, Edie. 403 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,248 -Oh. -I'm 57. I just stopped dying my hair. 404 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,544 Edie, oh. I-I'm sorry, Edie. Good night! 405 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,422 -("I Feel Pretty" from "West Side Story" playing) -Ciao, Bello-Botticelli. 406 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,424 You are still not speaking Italian. 407 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,927 Go home, Maria. 408 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,929 ♪ ♪ 409 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,473 I just wanna apologize. 410 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,809 Like, feel free to leave at any time. 411 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,602 Yeah, thanks. 412 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,438 You know how much I hate spending time with charming, 413 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,941 worldly, handsome men who know how to dress. 414 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,110 -Blech. -He's so wrong for me. 415 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,778 Really? Does he know that? 416 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:35,115 Because, um, even with Aidan practically humping him, 417 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,658 he can't take his eyes off you. 418 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,618 He's a movie director. 419 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,663 For three weeks in the back of my car showing him apartments, 420 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:42,997 out of the corner of my eye, 421 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,458 I saw actresses all over the world 422 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,085 sliding into his DM. 423 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,295 Not to mention the girls on TikTok 424 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,339 with the mmm, 425 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,800 uh, uh, mm-hmm, tch, tch. 426 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,803 (laughs) Wow. Well, uh... 427 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,847 not sure I'm ever gonna see Ravi again, 428 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,851 but I am definitely going to request that character. 429 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,644 It's just for fun. It's sex. 430 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,521 He's not marriage material. 431 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,815 Who said anything about marriage? 432 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,818 No one. Change the subject. 433 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,779 Oh, okay. New topic: my apartment. 434 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,032 Good topic. What about it? 435 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,660 I've had an epiphany. I'm ready to sell it and move on. 436 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:25,665 For real this time. But it has to be something truly, truly special. 437 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,169 You know? Something worth giving up my jewel box. 438 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,838 Well, the most spectacular place 439 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,506 has showed up on the market. 440 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,385 Never mind. Ugh, it's way too big for you. 441 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:41,848 Well, how big is it? 'Cause I, I, I do-- I need more space. 442 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:47,020 Oh... is this about Ravi's new best friend out there? 443 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,857 Partly... Mostly. Partly. 444 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,654 (gasps) Oh, my God, it's gorgeous! 445 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,031 -(Carrie chuckles) -It's two floors? 446 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,367 Yeah. I mean, Seema said it was a lotta space, 447 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,327 and, uh, she wasn't kidding. 448 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,997 -How many bedrooms? -Um, it's four bedrooms... 449 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,166 -(Miranda gasps, chuckles) -...three bathrooms. 450 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,877 -(Charlotte gasps) -It's extravagant, I know, but I figured 451 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,087 there's me, there's Aidan, 452 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,713 there's me and Aidan, 453 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,882 and then, you know, Aidan has three kids, 454 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,552 and... plus I just, (laughs) I just have a lotta clothes. 455 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,346 -You do. -I do. 456 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,932 I have chills. I can see you here. 457 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,350 Yeah, so can I. 458 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,893 Can ya see me here, too? 459 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,895 'Cause I'm definitely moving in with her. 460 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,939 (all laughing) 461 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,900 -Does Aidan love it? -Um, he hasn't seen it yet. 462 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,235 -You're the first wave. -Oh. 463 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,736 As we should be. 464 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,239 Carrie: And I have some other news. 465 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,408 I would tell you to sit down, but there's no chairs. 466 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,909 So, whether or not, 467 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,078 you know, this place is it, 468 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,539 I'm selling my apartment. 469 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,207 (Charlotte gasps) 470 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,378 That is more shocking than the four bedrooms, three baths. 471 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,423 -Are you really that sure, Carrie? -Yeah. Yeah, I am. 472 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,717 You know, it hit me the other day, like... 473 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,428 w-why am I holding onto it? 474 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:05,932 For what? You know? The man I love won't set foot in there. 475 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:11,479 It's time. You know? And it just-- it feels right for me, for us, for all of us. 476 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,815 I mean, even Kathy and I, Aidan's ex-wife, 477 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,736 -when I saw her down there, we were fine, so... -(phone ringing) 478 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,612 Oh. Oh, God, I, I bet it's Seema. 479 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,281 Should I make an offer? Am I making an offer? 480 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,616 (chuckles) Yes! -Carrie: Really? Okay. 481 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,285 Oh, it's a Virginia number. 482 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,287 I guess they did find the ding on that rental. 483 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:31,082 -(Miranda laughs) -Oh well. Uhh... hello? 484 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,126 Oh, hi. 485 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,296 No, no, no, it's fine. Yeah. 486 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,717 Oh, I, I would be happy to. 487 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,304 Sure, yeah. Just text me where. 488 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,973 Okay. Bye. 489 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,434 -What was that? -That was Kathy. 490 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,978 Um, she's gonna be in town next week for the fabric show 491 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,980 and wants to meet for coffee. 492 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,232 Is that-- That's not weird, is it? 493 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:02,947 ("No Chaser" by Coco Jones playing) 494 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,284 -(Nya moans) -♪ Get a cup of me, just touch on me ♪ 495 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,329 ♪ Big talk, big things, I like the way you are ♪ 496 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:12,457 -♪ Pour it up and drink, get lit, we link ♪ -(Nya chuckles) 497 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,877 ♪ Just sip, don't think, I like the way we are ♪ 498 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,546 ♪ You see this side of me, you ain't gon' wanna leave ♪ 499 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,131 -(Nya moaning) -♪ Don't drink and drive, baby ♪ 500 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,841 ♪ You're right where you're supposed to be ♪ 501 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,886 ♪ This here is top shelf, I know you're thirsty ♪ 502 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:27,555 -(moaning) -♪ Run up a tab so you can get every drop of me ♪ 503 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:30,141 (Nya moaning, yelling) 504 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:34,479 -(Nya laughs, screams) -♪ Taste it, no chaser ♪ 505 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,065 -♪ If you want it, prove it ♪ -Yeah... So good. 506 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,358 Oh, you're so good. 507 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,528 "No, Nya. It won't be a problem 508 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,823 that the only bathroom is inside your bedroom." 509 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,908 -(Nya moaning) -Jesus fucking Christ. 510 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,702 (Miranda pants) 511 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,872 Lily! 512 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:56,292 Morning, Aunt Miranda. (chuckles) 513 00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,921 (door closes) 514 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,882 Yes, yes, I did know that Lily slept over last night. 515 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,426 I guess they had a lot to talk about. 516 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:08,555 Well... I'm, I'm not sure how much talking 517 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,016 -they actually did. -What do you mean? 518 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,934 Miranda (over phone): I don't know how to put this, 519 00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:16,396 but, um... (sighs) 520 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,274 I'm fairly certain they hooked up. 521 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,735 -What?! -Charlotte? 522 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:23,945 Everything okay? 523 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:27,115 Oh, yes. Um... Christie's just 524 00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,576 has me on hold again. (chuckles) 525 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:34,414 No... that is not possible. 526 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,125 She texted me that she was sleeping on the couch. 527 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:40,128 Well, when I went over there this morning to shower, 528 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,088 there was no sign of couch-sleeping 529 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,299 and Lily was coming out of Brady's bedroom-- 530 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,468 But still, they're like cousins. 531 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,637 -She wasn't wearing pants. -Charlotte: What?! 532 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,598 Uh-uh. No. No way. 533 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,058 I cannot imagine that happening. 534 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,642 I don't want to imagine it either, 535 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,561 -but how else do you explain what I saw? -(Charlotte sighs) 536 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,104 I mean, if they were having 537 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,440 a really deep conversation 538 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,775 into the wee hours-- 539 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,110 Because that's what horny teenagers do? 540 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,321 And then, she felt tired, 541 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,448 so she went to sleep on his bed! 542 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,824 So when do the pants come off? 543 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:10,950 In the middle of the night. 544 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,827 Who wants to sleep in pants? 545 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,079 -Next. -Hi. 546 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,498 Could I get, uh, two tacos, corn? 547 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:18,583 I just think that if nothing had happened... 548 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,085 -Employee: Protein? -...she would've had a very different look 549 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,337 on her face when I saw her. Uh, steak, please. 550 00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:24,005 Uh, you know what? Maybe I should try 551 00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,465 one of those plant-based things. 552 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:26,758 -Yeah, I'm gonna try that. -Employee: Mm-hmm. 553 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,469 Exactly what look did she have on her face? 554 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,263 The look of a teenager who's just been caught having sex. 555 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:35,308 Guacamole, salsa, cheese. No rice, please. 556 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:36,935 No. There is no way. 557 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,771 Brady is not even her type! 558 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,690 What is that supposed to mean? 559 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,816 N-Nothing. Nothing. 560 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:45,026 I-I'm just thinking of all the guys 561 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:47,278 that she tends to have crushes on. 562 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,365 -I love Brady, you know that. -Okay. 563 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:53,493 Anyway, Lily and I talk about everything. 564 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,786 So, if anything did happen, 565 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:56,705 I'm sure she will tell me about it. 566 00:24:56,746 --> 00:25:00,125 Well, I did want her to rub off on him, so... 567 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:04,337 -Next. (sighs) -I, I, I have no appetite. 568 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,674 The question is if it did happen-- 569 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,635 and I am still very much in the "if" camp. 570 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,555 And if it did happen, what does it mean? 571 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,181 Was it a one-time thing, 572 00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:17,350 or are they a couple now? 573 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:21,146 And if they are, we all know that someone's gonna get hurt. 574 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,523 If the new caterers ask me one more time 575 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:26,026 if I need pigs in blankets for the meet and greet... 576 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,862 What kind of kosher caterer pushes pigs in blankets? 577 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:31,031 And then, when they do break up, 578 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:33,658 it's gonna be awkward between me and Miranda. 579 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:37,162 Because of course, I'm gonna have to take Lily's side! 580 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,831 No matter how you slice it, this doesn't end well. 581 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:41,082 (gasps) 582 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:43,877 Unless they get married. 583 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,755 She could do worse. 584 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,299 I guess. 585 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:54,721 And... they would have the most beautiful 586 00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:58,391 red-headed, Chinese-Jewish babies! 587 00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:01,728 Oh! (gasps) But, oh, my God. 588 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,230 She would have Miranda as her mother-in-law! 589 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:06,316 She could be a nightmare. 590 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,070 Or... they could get really close, 591 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:12,405 and then I would feel left out. 592 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,657 Okay, I have a real problem here. 593 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:17,035 Do you or don't you 594 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,245 get a coat rack for a party in the spring? 595 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,707 Nobody knows! 596 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:26,127 -(jazzy piano music playing) -(indistinct chatter) 597 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,757 So, where's your wonderful wife 598 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,884 that Charlotte keeps raving about? 599 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:35,261 Oh, she's, uh, she's held up with work 600 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,055 but she'll be here any moment. 601 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,932 -Herbert? We should make the rounds. -Yeah. 602 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,642 Yeah, yep. Uh, thank you 603 00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:42,560 so much for comin', Mr. and Mrs. Hoffman. 604 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:45,271 Oh, please, it's Cy and Cis. 605 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,440 A-And we're looking forward to your remarks. 606 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:52,237 Cy... this dumpling. 607 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:56,700 Cis, please, stop. It happened once. 608 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,577 Uh, u-uh, no. That's just too good. 609 00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:03,289 Have you met Anthony's poet? He is adorable. 610 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,458 No, I have not. 611 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:08,420 -Hello! -Hey. There he is! 612 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,631 -Brady: Hi, Aunt Carrie. -Hi. He's my favorite. 613 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,800 -(laughter) -Hi. 614 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,594 Brady, what a surprise! 615 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,014 Are you here to see Lily, or, or Rock? 616 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,306 Or Lily and Rock? 617 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:22,267 Or-- Um, they're just-- 618 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,019 -They're both in the kitchen, so. -Thanks. Yeah, 619 00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,687 -I know my way around. -(Carrie chuckles) 620 00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,022 (sighs) Oh, God. 621 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:29,107 They are definitely doing it. 622 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:31,151 There is no other reason he would ever agree 623 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:33,611 -to come to this thing with me, no offense. -Of course. 624 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,155 Waiter: Care for an hors d'oeuvre? 625 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:37,824 -Doing what? -We have been trying to keep you out of it, 626 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,035 but we are afraid 627 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:43,288 that Lily and Brady might 628 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,998 (whispers) be having sex. 629 00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,792 Wow, that's, like... hearing that two 630 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,003 of my stuffed animals are having sex. 631 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,630 Whoa. 632 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,674 Imagine how we feel. 633 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:55,800 Mark (chuckles): I made it! 634 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:58,636 -Mark! Hi! -Interestingly, I, 635 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,680 I used to date a woman who lived in this building. 636 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,599 -2F. -I know her! 637 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,146 Looks like more rain for the weekend. 638 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:10,190 Yeah? Bummer. 639 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:17,864 Oh. 640 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,368 Everything okay? 641 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,998 Yeah, you should go now. 642 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,417 -Really? -Yeah. 643 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,878 Okay, no problem. 644 00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:36,424 (melancholy piano music playing) 645 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:43,973 Another time soon then? 646 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:46,226 Yeah, maybe. 647 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,563 (deep breath) Whatever. 648 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:52,565 ♪ ♪ 649 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,905 (chuckles) I'll see ya later. 650 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:01,241 (jazzy piano music playing) 651 00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:03,410 (gasps) Hey, you! 652 00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:06,204 -There she is! Hi. -Hi. 653 00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,581 Oh, I'm excited to meet the poet. 654 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:11,960 Word is he is capital A-dorable. 655 00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:14,254 Don't get attached. I'm ending it. 656 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,256 It finally dawned on me what he's after, 657 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,383 and I will not be played. 658 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:19,718 Well, what do you think he's after 659 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:22,554 besides some, uh, hot iambic pentameter? 660 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:26,224 (chuckles) Oh, Carrie, you're so naive. 661 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,435 Two words: Green Card. 662 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:29,644 Giuseppe: Ah, there you are. 663 00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:33,273 For you, Tony... olives and burrata. 664 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:35,942 -I know you love to say that word. -(Carrie chuckles) 665 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,319 You can make me a plate, doesn't make me your wife. 666 00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:41,990 Meet Carrie. Good friend, no hidden agenda. 667 00:29:44,534 --> 00:29:47,620 -(sighs) Would you like? No one touched yet. -Hi. 668 00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:50,165 Well, yes. Thank you. I would. 669 00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:51,458 Prego. 670 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,460 ♪ ♪ 671 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:56,629 She has oil paintings of her dogs? 672 00:29:56,671 --> 00:29:59,257 -Mm-hmm. -And the dogs are named 673 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,468 Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor? 674 00:30:02,344 --> 00:30:05,513 Good. I was worried you and I would have nothing to talk about. 675 00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:07,432 -Aw. -(both chuckling) 676 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:09,142 -There you are. -Oh, good. 677 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,268 Hide these under your jacket 678 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:11,436 and take them to the powder room. 679 00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:12,645 Why is Mark Kasabian here? 680 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:13,980 'Cause you said to invite people. 681 00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:15,857 There's only one reason a big macher like that 682 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:17,359 shows up at a nothin' event like this. 683 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,819 Yes, because he is friends with the Wexleys. 684 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:23,156 Uh-uh-uh. I am onto him, and he is into you. 685 00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:25,950 -The late-night art hanging-- -Again, it was 7:30. 686 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:28,661 The way he flirted with you at the Wexley anniversary party. 687 00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:30,663 This is ridiculous. 688 00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:33,041 Mark is not interested in me. 689 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:36,169 All the girls at work say that he has a thing for blondes. 690 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:37,504 Really? 691 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:40,048 -My second wife was a writer as well. -Mm. 692 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:42,300 Wrote "The Big Book of Bikinis: 693 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:44,511 From Havana to the Hamptons." 694 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:47,472 Oh, rats, there goes my bikini book. 695 00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,849 -(both chuckle) -So, h-- (sighs) 696 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,018 H-Have you ever been married? 697 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,478 I was. 698 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,522 Was your divorce as... 699 00:30:56,064 --> 00:31:00,568 classically awful as my first, second, and soon-to-be third? 700 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:02,237 Actually, no. 701 00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:05,198 It was a wonderful marriage. 702 00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:07,867 To a wonderful man. 703 00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:12,080 It ended... far too soon. 704 00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:17,877 Well, it was nice meeting you, Mark. I'm heading out. 705 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:23,174 I shouldn't have brought up the bikini book. 706 00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:26,052 (chuckles) Idiot. 707 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,721 What about now? What are they doing now? 708 00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:30,390 I'd say it looks innocent enough. 709 00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:32,225 I mean, they're just talking. 710 00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:33,768 (Lily laughing) 711 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:36,688 Oh... He just brushed her elbow. 712 00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:40,108 Though I can't tell if it was intentional or not. 713 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:42,068 Okay, switch. 714 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,737 Lily: Oh, my God. 715 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:45,739 (Charlotte hums) 716 00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:50,952 Miranda: Okay, now they're just on their phones. 717 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:53,038 -Maybe you're right. -(Brady, Lily laughing) 718 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,581 Miranda: Now they're laughing. 719 00:31:54,622 --> 00:31:56,750 It's unclear if they're laughing at the same thing. 720 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,376 (laughing) 721 00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:00,337 Charlotte, Miranda: Hmm. 722 00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:04,758 -(both gasp) -Oh! These breadsticks are so good! 723 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:07,052 -Amazing! -I'm so glad we came and got them. 724 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,428 -They're so great! -I mean-- 725 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,098 (phone buzzing) 726 00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:16,770 I'm getting in the car right now. 727 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,980 What? You're not even in the f-- car? 728 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:21,399 I-I-I'm sorry. I, I sat down to put my shoes on 729 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:23,777 -and I must've fallen asleep. -Jesus Christ, Lisa! 730 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,446 Mr. Wexley, your fans are about to start rushin' the stage. 731 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:28,073 I am so sorry. Lisa's in the car now, 732 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,158 and I would hate to start before she gets here. 733 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,618 Because I love her so much, 734 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:34,120 even when she's very, very fuckin' late. 735 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,580 Good night. Thank you for coming. 736 00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:37,248 Good night. Thank you so much for coming. 737 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:38,792 Guest: Thank you. Good night. 738 00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:42,128 Is there a reason you keep walking away from me? 739 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,630 -I know what you're up to. -Hm. 740 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:47,092 I've seen "90-Day Fiancé," all 35 seasons. 741 00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,761 It's obvious you want a Green Card. 742 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:52,806 Why else would a gorgeous, breathtaking young man like you 743 00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:54,599 be chasin' after someone like me? 744 00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:56,476 Don't put yourself down like that. 745 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:58,436 Oh, please, that is so season 33. 746 00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:00,313 (Giuseppe chuckles) 747 00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:02,440 I don't need a Green Card, Tony. 748 00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:04,150 I have dual citizenship. 749 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,985 My mother was born in Buffalo. 750 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,322 -Really? -Si. 751 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,158 Tell me that again in Italian. 752 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,828 -(playing classical piano music) -(indistinct chatter) 753 00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:17,956 ♪ ♪ 754 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,041 Miranda: I think we should just barge in. 755 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:22,168 But if we do barge in and catch them, 756 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,837 we will wish we (whispers) knocked. 757 00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:26,297 -But we did knock. -But not very hard. 758 00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:29,009 They may be getting busy, but they're not deaf. 759 00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:31,219 Also, Rock is M.I.A. 760 00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:33,054 They're probably just all in there 761 00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:34,889 listening to music on their headphones. 762 00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:38,226 They do this all the time. It drives me crazy. 763 00:33:39,769 --> 00:33:42,022 (deep breath) Okay. 764 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,357 I'm doing it. Okay. 765 00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:46,568 -(both inhale) -Hello! 766 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,030 (both exhale) 767 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:56,286 -Okay, so then where are they? -(whispers) I don't know. 768 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:01,499 (indistinct chatter) 769 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:04,544 ♪ ♪ 770 00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:06,921 -(gasps) There they are! -Miranda: Oh! Hey, guys! 771 00:34:06,963 --> 00:34:08,882 Yeah, we weren't really digging the food. 772 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,384 -So, we went to Roma, got a pie. -Okay. 773 00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:12,886 Smells good. 774 00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:17,931 Well... whatever happened, they seem fine. 775 00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:20,685 That's it? You don't wanna know? 776 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:21,895 Miranda... 777 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:26,608 I had a lot of sex that my mother did not know about, 778 00:34:26,649 --> 00:34:28,275 and everything worked out. 779 00:34:28,318 --> 00:34:31,487 So, no. I don't wanna know. 780 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:34,616 -I can respect that. -Lisa: Hi, I'm here. I'm here. 781 00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:36,576 -Miranda: Oh, thank God. -So, so, so, so sorry. 782 00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:37,952 -Charlotte: It's all fine. -Where's Herbert? 783 00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:39,871 -Oh, (whispers) he's there. -Okay. 784 00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:41,998 -(applause) -Aw, she made it. 785 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,378 We wanna thank all of you who stayed to hear Herbert speak. 786 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,713 Trust me, it is gonna be worth your time. 787 00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:51,091 Again, I apologize, honey. 788 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,259 -Mm-hmm. Yeah, great. -Okay. 789 00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:55,261 -Okay. -You were on time for your PBS meeting, 790 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,389 but you fell asleep before my thing. 791 00:34:57,430 --> 00:34:58,598 Can we just talk about this at home? 792 00:34:58,598 --> 00:34:59,891 Oh, yeah, fine, sure. Okay. 793 00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:03,561 He sees what is great about our great city. 794 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,939 -And... -Lisa: How many times do you want me to say it? 795 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,816 -Harry: ...not so great. -You don't have to say it another time. 796 00:35:07,857 --> 00:35:09,109 This is not the place. 797 00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:11,111 And he has a plan to help. 798 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:12,987 You act like I did this on purpose. 799 00:35:13,029 --> 00:35:16,282 I still think you're being very, very passive-aggressive. 800 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,618 -I'm not passive-aggressive. -Right. 801 00:35:18,618 --> 00:35:21,621 -I'm pregnant. -Harry: ...Herbert Wexley. 802 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:24,290 (applause, cheering) 803 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:34,175 Thank you. Thank you. Harry, Charlotte. 804 00:35:35,051 --> 00:35:36,344 I... 805 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:39,264 ("Mothers and Sisters" by Jenny Besetzt playing) 806 00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:42,350 (laughs) I, um... 807 00:35:43,643 --> 00:35:47,605 just need a second to collect my thoughts, um... 808 00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:52,027 If you keep Kosher, I'd steer clear of the dumplings. 809 00:35:52,068 --> 00:35:53,862 -(Cy sighs) -Oh. 810 00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:57,323 Herbert: I-- (chuckle echoes) 811 00:35:57,365 --> 00:35:59,367 ♪ ♪ 812 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:07,167 ♪ Spinnin' laundry, quarters, and keys ♪ 813 00:36:09,252 --> 00:36:13,089 ♪ Meeting the laughin' sun in the window ♪ 814 00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:18,845 ♪ The woman's eyes are as wide as the sea ♪ 815 00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:22,849 -Kathy: Hey. -(gasps) Oh! Hi, Kathy. 816 00:36:22,891 --> 00:36:25,018 -Hi. -(awkward laughter) 817 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:28,521 Hi. Wow, I was sure I was early, 818 00:36:28,563 --> 00:36:32,484 -and ya still beat me. -No, don't worry about it, I'm always early. 819 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:35,528 To my dad, if you were early, you were on time, 820 00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:38,198 and if you were on time, then you were late. 821 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:39,657 And if you were late? 822 00:36:39,699 --> 00:36:42,494 -You're Aidan. -(chuckles) Oh, yeah, yeah. 823 00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:45,538 Never met a reservation he couldn't miss by a good 10 minutes. 824 00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:47,374 (both chuckling) 825 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:50,001 Anyway, I'm sure you're really busy, 826 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:53,505 -so I-- I'm just gonna jump right in if that's okay. -No, no. I'm, I'm fine. 827 00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:55,173 Take all the time you need. 828 00:36:55,215 --> 00:36:57,050 Okay, um... 829 00:36:57,050 --> 00:37:00,512 so, after I met you, I read your new book, 830 00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:02,514 which was really moving. 831 00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:03,932 Well, thank you. 832 00:37:03,973 --> 00:37:07,352 So, um, I-I realize that you, you know, 833 00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:09,437 mine your personal life in your work, 834 00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:11,564 which I completely respect. 835 00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:14,609 But I hope you'll understand when I ask you 836 00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:16,736 not to write about my boys. 837 00:37:17,904 --> 00:37:21,658 Oh, okay... No, I, I, I do understand. 838 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:25,912 -Yeah, of course. -Yeah, I mean, even if you think it's funny or flattering, 839 00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:27,914 or even if you use a pseudonym, 840 00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:30,208 I-I just don't feel comfortable with-- 841 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:32,585 No, I get it. I get it. Say no more. 842 00:37:32,627 --> 00:37:35,088 I mean, I'm not a writer, so I don't even know 843 00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:37,298 if you've thought about... that. 844 00:37:39,092 --> 00:37:41,136 But you will be spending more time with them, 845 00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:43,805 and believe me, they're gonna give you a lot of material. 846 00:37:43,847 --> 00:37:46,558 -(Carrie chuckles) -Especially Wyatt, 847 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:49,811 -our (inhales) little puzzle. -Yeah. 848 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:55,275 Well, actually, I, uh, I am thinking about them. 849 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,902 I have been. Um, not as material, 850 00:37:57,944 --> 00:38:01,281 but, um, I found a bigger apartment 851 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:04,659 that I'm planning on moving into 852 00:38:04,701 --> 00:38:07,412 in case they ever wanna come up, 853 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:11,166 you know, on breaks, or a weekend. 854 00:38:11,207 --> 00:38:12,917 Oh, okay. That's, um-- 855 00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:15,295 That's-- Uh, wow. (chuckles) 856 00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:18,631 Yeah, so I'm glad we're able to talk about all of this. 857 00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:19,841 Me too. 858 00:38:21,968 --> 00:38:27,432 Look, I-- (sighs) I really don't wanna overstep here... 859 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:31,353 but I know your history with Aidan. 860 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,191 You know, you can't hurt him again. 861 00:38:39,736 --> 00:38:44,157 Kathy, I'm, I'm... very well acquainted with our history. 862 00:38:44,574 --> 00:38:49,204 Yeah, good. But because you know it's not just Aidan now. 863 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:51,831 It's my boys. 864 00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:54,250 I know. 865 00:38:58,171 --> 00:38:59,339 Do we have a waiter? 866 00:38:59,381 --> 00:39:01,132 No. You have to go up and get it yourself. 867 00:39:01,174 --> 00:39:02,842 -Oh. Okay, I can do that. -(both chuckle) 868 00:39:02,884 --> 00:39:04,386 -Do you need anything? -No, I'm good. Thanks. 869 00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:06,846 -Okay. -Barista: I have a black tea for Michael. 870 00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,728 And it comes with a key to the park. 871 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:16,022 A key? Just one? What if you lose it? 872 00:39:16,064 --> 00:39:21,319 Oh... I'm pretty good at keeping track of things I care about these days. 873 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:23,363 That's it right there! 874 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:25,865 -Aidan: Wow. -Yeah. Here, come on. 875 00:39:25,907 --> 00:39:28,576 Aidan: Look at that ironwork. This place is a real beauty. 876 00:39:28,618 --> 00:39:30,620 Wait till you see the inside. 877 00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:41,006 -(loudly) Hello-hello-hello! -(Carrie laughs) 878 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:43,591 Apartment comes with its own echo, it's big. 879 00:39:43,633 --> 00:39:44,759 That's what I like about it. 880 00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:46,052 There's, you know, there's 881 00:39:46,094 --> 00:39:47,679 plenty of room for you 882 00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:50,348 and, uh, three other Virginians 883 00:39:50,348 --> 00:39:52,684 you might wanna bring up here sometime. 884 00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:55,729 I mean, after they've known me for more than a week. 885 00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:57,897 And look at the ceiling height. 886 00:39:57,897 --> 00:39:59,566 You'll never hit your head. 887 00:40:00,233 --> 00:40:05,071 Wow... (loudly) This is really something! 888 00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:08,366 And to be clear, I'd be getting rid of my old place. 889 00:40:08,408 --> 00:40:09,409 Oh. 890 00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:12,787 Okay. You don't have to do that for me. 891 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:15,290 But I want you to be happy. 892 00:40:15,331 --> 00:40:16,958 I am happy. 893 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,919 I love it... I just-- 894 00:40:21,504 --> 00:40:23,757 This has to be your decision, okay? 895 00:40:24,674 --> 00:40:27,552 'Cause Gramercy Park is a very different neighborhood 896 00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:29,304 -from what you're used to. -Hm. 897 00:40:29,346 --> 00:40:31,639 I know how attached you are to that old neighborhood. 898 00:40:31,681 --> 00:40:34,225 Mm, maybe too attached. 899 00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:36,144 Okay. 900 00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:38,188 But you just have to be sure. 901 00:40:40,815 --> 00:40:42,442 Are you sure? 902 00:40:45,695 --> 00:40:48,948 Kathy told me... I can never hurt you again. 903 00:40:48,948 --> 00:40:50,450 (scoffs) What? 904 00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:51,993 I wasn't planning on telling you, 905 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:54,496 -but... what do you think about that? -(Aidan scoffs) 906 00:40:54,537 --> 00:40:56,790 Man, I gotta, I gotta have a talk with her. 907 00:40:56,831 --> 00:40:59,501 -All right? I never say anything about her boyfriend. -No, Aidan. Aidan, no. 908 00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:02,587 -What do you think about that? -(Aidan sighs) 909 00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:04,589 (pensive music plays) 910 00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:08,927 I think that this is now. 911 00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:11,513 Different time, different place. 912 00:41:11,554 --> 00:41:14,599 I mean, are you gonna hurt me? Of course. 913 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:17,018 And I'll hurt you, and we'll mix it up, 914 00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:19,521 and we'll get pissy, 915 00:41:19,562 --> 00:41:21,439 but we'll work it out. 916 00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:26,027 All right? 'Cause life is short, right? 917 00:41:28,321 --> 00:41:31,324 And we deserve to be happy. That's what I think. 918 00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:34,786 That's how I feel. 919 00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:36,830 I know I wanna be with you. 920 00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:40,208 I want everything that goes with that. 921 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:44,504 No matter how many FaceTimes that are turned away from me, 922 00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:47,507 -I will not turn away from you. -Good. 923 00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:49,884 I'm sure about us, too. 924 00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:51,594 ♪ ♪ 925 00:41:56,057 --> 00:41:59,894 I'm also sure if I don't leave here 30 seconds ago, 926 00:41:59,936 --> 00:42:02,063 I'm gonna miss my flight. 927 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,870 All right... All right, all right. 928 00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:24,878 (ambient street noise) 929 00:42:30,383 --> 00:42:32,427 -Hey, lady. How are ya? -I'm, I'm terrible. 930 00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:34,888 Uh, I just found out the gay guys that I sublet from, 931 00:42:34,929 --> 00:42:36,097 they wanna move back to New York. 932 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:38,892 I'm-- Shit. Damn. Fuck. 933 00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:40,685 -No... -These dudes are gonna have 934 00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:42,437 to physically drag me out of here. 935 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:44,105 -(both chuckle) -I mean, can you imagine 936 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:46,775 anyone ever wanting to leave this place? 937 00:42:46,816 --> 00:42:49,903 ("Feeling Good" by Michael Bublé playing) 938 00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:53,198 -Actually, I can. -Anyway, this is my Uber. 939 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,741 -I'll see you later. Okay. -Okay. All right. 940 00:42:54,783 --> 00:42:56,743 -Lisette: Bye. -Carrie: Bye. 941 00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:03,583 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 942 00:43:04,626 --> 00:43:08,755 ♪ Breeze driftin' on by ♪ 943 00:43:08,755 --> 00:43:12,258 -Seema, I want the apartment. -♪ You know how I feel ♪ 944 00:43:12,258 --> 00:43:15,762 -Yep, I'm sure. -♪ It's a new dawn ♪ 945 00:43:15,804 --> 00:43:18,473 -All right. I'll talk to you later? -♪ It's a new day ♪ 946 00:43:18,515 --> 00:43:21,559 -♪ It's a new life ♪ -Okay. Bye. 947 00:43:21,601 --> 00:43:24,270 Carrie: And just like that, 948 00:43:24,312 --> 00:43:26,564 I went up the stairs of my old apartment... 949 00:43:26,606 --> 00:43:28,149 ♪ And I'm feeling ♪ 950 00:43:28,191 --> 00:43:29,818 Carrie: ...without looking back. 951 00:43:29,859 --> 00:43:30,985 ♪ Good ♪ 952 00:43:31,027 --> 00:43:33,029 ♪ ♪ 953 00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:39,119 ♪ I'm feeling good ♪ 954 00:43:44,457 --> 00:43:50,588 ♪ Fish in the sea, you know how I feel ♪ 955 00:43:50,630 --> 00:43:55,635 ♪ River running free, you know how I feel ♪ 956 00:43:56,219 --> 00:44:01,933 ♪ Blossom on a tree, you know how I feel ♪ 957 00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:04,936 ♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new day ♪ 958 00:44:04,978 --> 00:44:10,108 ♪ It's a new life, for me ♪ 959 00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:13,778 ♪ And I'm feeling good ♪ 960 00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:15,822 ♪ ♪ 961 00:44:29,836 --> 00:44:32,964 ♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new day ♪ 962 00:44:33,006 --> 00:44:35,800 ♪ It's a new life, huh ♪ 963 00:44:35,842 --> 00:44:38,970 ♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new day ♪ 964 00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:41,389 ♪ It's a new life ♪ 965 00:44:42,057 --> 00:44:45,185 ♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new day ♪ 966 00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:48,521 ♪ It's a new life, it's a new life ♪ 967 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:50,690 ♪ For me ♪ 968 00:44:50,732 --> 00:44:57,739 ♪ And I'm feeling good ♪