1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,507 C'hello! 2 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:08,758 Hey! 3 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,094 I'm here to check the meter. 4 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,140 Damn, that was a long week. 5 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:31,197 I'm gonna go shower flight 756 off me now. 6 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,868 Yeah, I thought I smelled some extra leg room on you. 7 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,286 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,290 Hey, I finally broke the ice with the doorman. 9 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:43,752 He gave me a nice little salute when I came in the lobby tonight. 10 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,503 No, no. Your-- 11 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,006 You don't talk to the people in the lobby, do you? 12 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:50,508 Of course, I talk to the people. 13 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,511 No, no, no, no. You're-- 14 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:56,014 We're supposed to be invisible in this building, 15 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:59,100 not be all Chatty McNice-Guy to them. 16 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:03,021 -No, no. -But I am Chatty McNice-Guy. 17 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:07,359 Relax. I'm also Chatty McOver-Tipper-Guy. 18 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,071 The boys say hey. They wanna know when you're comin' back. 19 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,322 Yeah? Even Wyatt? 20 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,658 'Cause he was not buyin' what I was selling. 21 00:01:16,158 --> 00:01:18,203 Come on, he's 14. 22 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,622 Plus, you know, he's a little tricky. 23 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:24,292 In fact, I should call him, he's got a thing about planes. 24 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:29,005 Nah, they all loved you. Homer, Tate, and Wyatt. 25 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,884 Hey, Wyatt Earp! I landed. 26 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:36,888 Yeah, I know. I tracked the plane. Why didn't you call me? 27 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,473 Well, I just now got to Carrie's. Say hey. 28 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,768 Hey, Wyatt. How's it goin'? 29 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,814 Good. Dad, turn back the phone. 30 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,442 Next time, text me. Okay? 31 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,570 Yeah, buddy, I will. I love you-- He's gone. 32 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:53,905 All right. 33 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,991 Do you want a glass of wine? I want a glass of wine. 34 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,121 Hey, look, just don't take it personally 35 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,873 -'cause he's 14, like I said. -I know. 36 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:07,669 All right? Should've seen me at 14. 37 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:11,798 And 16 and 24. Plus, he's only known you for a week. 38 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:14,926 No, I get it. I get it. And he's 14. 39 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,434 Who's that? 40 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:27,731 Building management. 41 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,399 What? 42 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:33,153 -Fuck. -Don't move. 43 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:37,866 That. 44 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:40,326 What is that? 45 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,216 "Tenant in apartment 18F 46 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,719 "has exceeded the building's 30-day guest limit 47 00:02:57,802 --> 00:02:59,512 per building policy." 48 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,099 Ya had to talk to the people. 49 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,809 It's my nature. 50 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,729 Now we have no place to live. 51 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,485 Unless 52 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:18,865 -we could go back to my-- -Nope. 53 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,746 I was gonna say no. 54 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:30,293 This is New York style at its very best. 55 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,380 I am shocked my client's even open to renting it. 56 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,049 But I can't shoot in Bangkok in September 57 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,426 unless the motorcycle chase takes place on the water. 58 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,595 You have a whole roof deck with a private pool. 59 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,765 The point is, it's wet. Let's rethink the one-liner again. 60 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,183 What do you think, Ravi? 61 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,899 Ryan, can you give us some time alone 62 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,692 so we can feel the space? 63 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:55,860 Whatever you need. 64 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,530 I'll be showing another unit down on 17. 65 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,492 But "Eh"? It's $37,000 a month. 66 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,788 What exactly is your problem? 67 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,625 Giza is too hot in September, and Bangkok is too wet. 68 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,252 Okay, listen, you cut-rate Spielberg. 69 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,589 -Hello. -I meant the problem with this apartment. 70 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,051 Is this really the best New York has to offer? 71 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:24,055 No. No, I showed you the best five properties ago. 72 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:27,017 It's been three weeks of showing you the best. 73 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:27,976 Agreed. 74 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,437 But here's the plot twist. 75 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,148 If I had taken the best three weeks ago, 76 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,984 I wouldn't have these wonderful afternoons with you. 77 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:39,237 That's very romantic. I thought you only made action movies. 78 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,740 You want action? 79 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,752 Seema? 80 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,671 Seema? 81 00:04:58,673 --> 00:04:59,841 Seema? 82 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:02,552 I have never done this with a client before. 83 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,179 Please, get up! 84 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,848 Not before you tell me if there will be a sequel. 85 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,059 -Seema! -What am I gonna say? 86 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,145 -Say I took the apartment. -Okay. 87 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,073 He'll take the apartment. 88 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,783 What is up with the hair? 89 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,079 The central air in there is insane. 90 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,623 Well, we do what we have to do to close the deal. 91 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,464 So you have any fun plans tonight? 92 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,758 I'm workin' a double shift at Scout. 93 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:45,345 Double shift. So, what does that mean, twice as many French fries? 94 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,888 I do more than make fries, Mom. 95 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,557 Oh, yeah? What, do ya flip burgers? 96 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,268 I knew this wasn't just a casual coffee. 97 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,521 Just say it. 98 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:56,231 Fine. 99 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,983 I wonder if you have given any more thought 100 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,319 to the summer program in Costa Rica. 101 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:04,948 You could practice your Spanish, and learn to surf, and pick up some 102 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,199 college credits along the way. 103 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,576 -It sounds great to me. -Well, then you do it. 104 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:12,622 -I'll help ya fill out your application. -Honey, 105 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:16,292 I just want you to have options. These are important years. 106 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,169 You need to figure out your path. 107 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:21,464 Well, you didn't figure out your path till you were what, 56? 108 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,342 Yeah, so give me another 38 years. 109 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,886 Do you see how fast you did that in your head? 110 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,472 Math has always been your best subject. 111 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,517 -Mom, you gotta back off. -I know, I know. 112 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,602 I'm sorry. I will. 113 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,733 But how can Lily help with Brady's situation? 114 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:44,529 He has slapped me with a gag order on anything college related. 115 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:47,574 And Lily's so driven, I thought maybe if they got together, 116 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,034 she'd rub off on him. 117 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,452 You know? Osmosis! 118 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,580 I'll ask, but I can't make any promises. 119 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,040 Charlotte, 120 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:58,126 my only child is making French fries for a living. 121 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:01,546 I don't want his life's achievement to be mastering the crinkle cut. 122 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,174 Okay. I'll see what I can do. 123 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,467 Thank you. 124 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,178 Hello! 125 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,389 Why did I just run into the guy from Grubhub down in the lobby? 126 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,225 I thought we had an agreement, only once a week. 127 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,436 Well, you're late from work and I'm in a crisis 128 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,605 so Rock is in charge of dinner. 129 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,065 I may have over-ordered. 130 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,274 What's the crisis? 131 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,236 I was just informed that the caterer that I hired 132 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,489 for my Meet Herbert Wexley political event 133 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:31,326 is suspected of using real pork in their Szechuan dumplings. 134 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:35,830 This from Cy Hoffman's wife, Cis, whose only proof is, 135 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,499 "They're just too delicious to be Kosher." 136 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,501 I'm helping Dad find another caterer. 137 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,211 Yeah, 'cause you weren't here. 138 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,714 Well, my boss asked me to stay and help with the new installation. 139 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,800 So, what? Kasabian thinks he can just ask 140 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,593 someone else's wife to stay and do his bidding 141 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:49,928 till all hours of the night? 142 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,139 -Honey, it's 7:30. -Yeah! 143 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,475 Dad, come eat. You're kinda spinning out. 144 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:59,354 We have tacos, pasta, pizza, edamame. 145 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:03,983 Baby, how would you feel about going out to Brooklyn some night this week 146 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,860 and visiting Brady at Scout? 147 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:09,239 Why? We haven't hung out since that ski trip when I was, like, 148 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,824 12 and he was 14. 149 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:14,828 Yeah, and he didn't leave his sleeping bag the entire trip. 150 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,330 Well, 14 is tricky. 151 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:22,836 Anyway, Aunt Miranda just feels that he's been having a rough time 152 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:28,717 and that you could motivate him into getting back on the college track. 153 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,552 I'm supposed to tell him to go to college? 154 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:35,097 -That's really awkward. -Please, please. For me? 155 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,683 He'd give you free French fries. 156 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,644 That's what I forgot! 157 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:45,900 Lis? 158 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,571 -What? -Were you asleep? 159 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,991 No, I was just sitting here working. Why is it dark out? 160 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,827 Because it's eight o'clock and Gabby just had Lucky Charms for dinner. 161 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,415 Sugar. I'm sorry. It was a crazy day. 162 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,876 PBS is interested in making my doc into a series. 163 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,378 So, as soon as I got Gabby home, I came up to work on the treatment 164 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,922 and I just put my head down for one second 165 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,924 and then I woke up to your attitude. 166 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,802 You can't burn the candle at both ends like we used to. 167 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,346 We're old now. 168 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,725 Not so much old as exhausted from staying up till 2:00 169 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,810 working on a certain candidate's guest list 170 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,270 for the event at the Goldenblatt's. 171 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,980 Well, that would be me, and I thank you. 172 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,690 Did you finalize it with the campaign office? 173 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,526 No, I didn't. I was trying to get my work done first. 174 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,445 -Is that allowed? -Absolutely. 175 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,364 There's no need to be passive-aggressive with me. 176 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:35,241 I'm not being passive-aggressive. You know I wake up cranky. 177 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,242 A-ha! 178 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,286 So you are admitting that you were asleep? 179 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:42,290 Yes, Hercule Poirot, I was asleep. 180 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:46,044 Blissfully dreaming I was no longer a wife or a mother. 181 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,714 -What are you doing? -I'm getting ready for bed. 182 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,384 Gabby already ate and I'm exhausted. 183 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,636 What about me? What about dinner? 184 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,097 You know where the cereal is. 185 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:01,518 Oh, Nya! 186 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,812 -You're so big! -Oh, Nya. Oh, God. Yeah. 187 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,523 Nya, you're so hot. 188 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,908 Don't stop! Don't stop! 189 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,910 -Oh, shit! -Don't stop! 190 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,997 Oh, God, yeah. Yeah. 191 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,542 Oh, God, yeah! 192 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,553 -That was really fun. -Oh, yeah. 193 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:43,393 Who knew great sex could show up faster than my pad Thai did last night? 194 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,357 I guess everybody on Tinder but, obviously, I'm a newbie. 195 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,277 Well, you're a quick study. 196 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,780 Thanks. 197 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,368 Now we get to look at our phones without pretending we're not? 198 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,831 This shit just gets better and better. 199 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:15,842 Hi. Yeah, someone just left this box in my building next to some takeout menus. 200 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:20,180 Oh, man. What is wrong with people? 201 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,514 I didn't know what to do with them. 202 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,807 We're not an animal shelter. 203 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:26,436 You gotta truck that on up to Anjellicle Cats on 49th Street. 204 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,356 Yeah, sorry. Ya know what? I'll give you the address. 205 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,193 Has anyone ever told you you look like that stand-up, Che Diaz? 206 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,156 Nope. You are the first. 207 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,783 I wonder whatever happened to them. 208 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,244 I hear they're working at a vet's office in Hell's Kitchen. 209 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:47,540 No fucking way! You're Che Diaz. 210 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:51,795 This is blowing my mind. So, are you not doing stand-up anymore? 211 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,382 No, no, I am. Just gotta keep a steady gig, too, ya know? 212 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,884 -Keeps me honest. -Is that what it does? 213 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,096 -So, do you have any shows coming up? -Yeah. 214 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,473 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got a couple of gigs in the works. 215 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,851 And if you stop in again, I'll let ya know when. 216 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,855 -I definitely will. -You know what? 217 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:15,026 You can leave these babies here with us. We will figure it out. Hey, Gabby? 218 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,153 Can you take these to the back, please? Thank you. 219 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,115 Thanks, so much. I'm Toby, by the way. 220 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,575 -See ya around, Toby. -Yeah. 221 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:29,165 I haven't seen you flirt that hard since Ilana Glazer brought her parakeet here. 222 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,626 I was not the only one flirting. 223 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,671 You know what you gotta do now, right? 224 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,675 Yeah. Yeah, I know. I gotta get a fucking comedy set together. 225 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,052 I was talking about finding those kittens a home. 226 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,096 But yeah, that too. 227 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,475 Che, I'm here! 228 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,277 Do you love it? 229 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,030 -Do you want it? -Where did that come from? 230 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:01,990 No one knows. 231 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,493 But, it fell asleep in one of your shoes in the closet. 232 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,203 That's so cute, right? 233 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,331 That's cute. And manipulative. 234 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,625 Kitty, Carrie. Carrie, kitty. 235 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,341 I'm just holding it. For a second. 236 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,012 You broke it, you bought it. 237 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,974 Oh, my God. 238 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:30,560 Yes. 239 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,520 Hi. 240 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,316 Hey, what's all that stuff? 241 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,486 Old jokes and new jokes I've been trying to write. 242 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,779 They all suck. 243 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,947 You're doing stand-up again? 244 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,784 Yeah, but just to impress someone. 245 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,453 Well, why else would anyone do stand-up? 246 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,456 Take this kitty, I gotta go. 247 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,167 I just came home to change for dinner with Aidan and Seema 248 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:58,755 and to tell you that Aidan talks to people, 249 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:04,135 so we got a kinda scary letter from the building. I'm sorry. 250 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,804 Yeah. They emailed me. 251 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,515 Honestly, I was gonna kick you out at the end of the month anyway. 252 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,266 Yeah, I'm actually making enough at my job now 253 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,518 to almost live month to month. 254 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,144 It's the American Dream. 255 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,983 What's that, Kitty? What's that? 256 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,027 Oh, yes, you're still homeless. 257 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,946 Che, I can't have a kitty without a home. 258 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,989 I already have an Aidan without a home. 259 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,867 He's waiting for me around the corner at a bar. 260 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,744 Okay, what the hell happened in here that was so bad 261 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,664 he would rather wait at a bar than even come upstairs? 262 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,582 A lot of... 263 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,877 a lot of stuff happened in here. 264 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,505 He just got really hurt. 265 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,717 So he's just never gonna come back here again? 266 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:48,555 -How's that gonna work? -Yeah. It's a problem. 267 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,891 Well, ya know what could help with that? A kitten. 268 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,769 What about fostering? 269 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,188 'Kay, that's not a no. 270 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,112 -There they are. -There who is? 271 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,488 I thought you and I are having dinner. 272 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,574 We are, but I never said exclusively. 273 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,868 -Read the contract. -Oh, really? 274 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,536 Hello, beautiful. 275 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,747 Which one of us are you addressing? 276 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,706 You. 277 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,417 -After you. -No, after you. 278 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,002 -Hello. -Hi. 279 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,253 -Hey. -Beautiful place. 280 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,005 Yeah. Isn't it special? 281 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,341 Carrie, Aidan, Ravi Gordi. 282 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,842 -Hi. -How do you do? 283 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,970 -Pleasure. -Hi. Nice to meet you. 284 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,806 I hope I'm not about to geek-out for nothing 285 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:35,226 but are you the Ravi Gordi who directed "Nepal Kapow"? 286 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,146 -I am. -No way! 287 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,023 -No f'ing way! -What? 288 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,901 -Me and my boys love "Nepal Kapow." -Oh, wow. 289 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,944 -Yeah. -Not that many Americans know about it. 290 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,529 How did you find out about the film? 291 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,075 Well, my middle son loves action movies, anything action, 292 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,993 and he found that awesome clip on YouTube 293 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,120 where the tigers jump out of the freight train 294 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,413 and attack the soldiers. 295 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:59,250 I mean, God, we freaked out! 296 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,419 What are you doin' here? 297 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,797 Part of my next movie is shot in New York. 298 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,173 Shall we order some wine? 299 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,425 Hell yeah, we should order some wine! 300 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:11,638 I gotta text the boys and tell 'em I'm with the guy that made "Nepal Kapow." 301 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,390 Give 'em my best. 302 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,601 You didn't tell me you were bringing someone. 303 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,187 -Who is this guy? -He's nobody. 304 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,815 He's not nobody, he directed "Nepal Kapow." 305 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,696 So, another beautiful dinner with you. 306 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,489 My pasta was overcooked. 307 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,826 Linguine al Limone should've been al dente. 308 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:36,287 When you say the words like that, do you think you're speaking Italian? 309 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,997 Because you're not. 310 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:42,669 This is speaking Italian: Quanti altri pasti dobbiamo consumare 311 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,422 prima che tu mi inviti a entrare? 312 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,382 Okay, show-off. What does that mean? 313 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:52,929 "How many more meals do we have to have before you invite me inside?" 314 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:57,017 Look, Giuseppe, you may not know this about me, but I'm shy. 315 00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:00,854 And I like to take things very slowly. Very slowly. 316 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,772 Slow is one thing. 317 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,483 Five dinners with no dick is... 318 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,319 How do you say? Not very gay. 319 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:12,449 -Invite me inside, Tony. -What's with the "Tony"? 320 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,950 No one's ever called me Tony. 321 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,244 I like it. Tony. Tony. 322 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,999 You be Tony, and I'll be Maria. 323 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,666 All right. 324 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,628 Invite me up. 325 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,423 Tonight. 326 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,473 Hey. Look, ya can't come up. 327 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,934 My ex's name is still on the lease. We're not divorced yet. 328 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,271 The super, he's spying on me for him. It's a whole thing. 329 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,148 Sounds like a bullshit thing. 330 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,233 I'm an old-fashioned kinda girl. 331 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:51,905 In fact, I should help this nice old lady. 'Kay? 332 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,408 Excuse me, ma'am. Can I give ya a hand? 333 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,995 Anthony, it's me, Edie. 334 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,165 I'm 57. I just stopped dying my hair. 335 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,795 Edie. I'm sorry, Edie. Good night! 336 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,630 Ciao, Bello-Botticelli. 337 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,424 You are still not speaking Italian. 338 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,843 Go home, Maria. 339 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,767 I just wanna apologize. Like, feel free to leave at any time. 340 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,519 Yeah, thanks. 341 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,355 You know how much I hate spending time with charming, 342 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,899 worldly, handsome men who know how to dress. 343 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,026 He's so wrong for me. 344 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,736 Really? Does he know that? 345 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:35,073 Because even with Aidan practically humping him, 346 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,616 he can't take his eyes off you. 347 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,951 He's a movie director. 348 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,621 For three weeks in the back of my car showing him apartments, 349 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:45,375 out of the corner of my eye, I saw actresses all over the world 350 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,002 sliding into his DM. 351 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:50,088 Not to mention the girls on TikTok with the... 352 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,805 Well, not sure I'm ever gonna see Ravi again, 353 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,809 but I am definitely going to request that character. 354 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:06,479 It's just for fun. It's sex. He's not marriage material. 355 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,773 Who said anything about marriage? 356 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,735 No one. Change the subject. 357 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,696 Oh, okay. New topic: my apartment. 358 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,032 Good topic. What about it? 359 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,577 I've had an epiphany. I'm ready to sell it and move on. 360 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:25,582 For real this time but it has to be something truly, truly special. 361 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,085 You know? Something worth giving up my jewel box. 362 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:33,465 Well, the most spectacular place has showed up on the market. 363 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,344 Never mind. It's way too big for you. 364 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:41,806 Well, how big is it? 'Cause I do-- I need more space. 365 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,936 Is this about Ravi's new best friend out there? 366 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,857 Partly. Mostly. Partly. 367 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,571 Oh, my God, it's gorgeous! 368 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,947 It's two floors? 369 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:02,243 Yeah. I mean, Seema said it was a lotta space and she wasn't kidding. 370 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,620 How many bedrooms? 371 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,914 It's four bedrooms, 372 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,083 three bathrooms. 373 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:12,045 It's extravagant, I know, but I figured there's me, there's Aidan, 374 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,799 there's me and Aidan, and then, you know, Aidan has three kids, 375 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,469 and plus I just have a lotta clothes. 376 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,262 -You do. -I do. 377 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,890 I have chills. I can see you here. 378 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,266 Yeah, so can I. 379 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,812 Can ya see me here, too? 'Cause I'm definitely moving in with her. 380 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:32,232 Does Aidan love it? 381 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,151 He hasn't seen it yet. You're the first wave. 382 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,653 As we should be. 383 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,155 And I have some other news. 384 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,366 I would tell you to sit down, but there's no chairs. 385 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:45,036 So, whether or not, you know, this place is it, 386 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,455 I'm selling my apartment. 387 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:53,294 That is more shocking than the four bedrooms, three baths. 388 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,339 -Are you really that sure, Carrie? -Yeah. Yeah, I am. 389 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,425 You know, it hit me the other day, like, 390 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,386 why am I holding onto it? 391 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:05,890 For what? You know? The man I love won't set foot in there. 392 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,434 It's time. You know? 393 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:11,438 And it just feels right for me, for us, for all of us. 394 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,773 I mean, even Kathy and I, Aidan's ex-wife, 395 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,110 when I saw her down there, we were fine, so... 396 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,571 Oh, God, I bet it's Seema. 397 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,239 Should I make an offer? Am I making an offer? 398 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,533 -Yes! -Really? Okay. 399 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,243 It's a Virginia number. 400 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,203 I guess they did find the ding on that rental. 401 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,288 Oh well. 402 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,999 Hello? 403 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,084 Oh, hi. 404 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,254 No, no, no, it's fine. Yeah. 405 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,717 I would be happy to. 406 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,304 Sure, yeah. Just text me where. 407 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,890 Okay. Bye. 408 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,392 -What was that? -That was Kathy. 409 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,936 She's gonna be in town next week for the fabric show 410 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,565 and wants to meet for coffee. That's not weird, is it? 411 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,023 Yeah. So good. 412 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,316 You're so good. 413 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:44,739 "No, Nya. It won't be a problem that the only bathroom is inside your bedroom." 414 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,866 Jesus fucking Christ. 415 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:52,831 Lily! 416 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,208 Morning, Aunt Miranda. 417 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,841 Yes, yes, I did know that Lily slept over last night. 418 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,384 I guess they had a lot to talk about. 419 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:08,471 Well, I'm not sure how much talking 420 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,932 -they actually did. -What do you mean? 421 00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,852 I don't know how to put this, but... 422 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,232 I'm fairly certain they hooked up. 423 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,693 -What? -Charlotte? 424 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:23,903 Everything okay? 425 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:28,950 Oh, yes. Christie's just has me on hold again. 426 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:34,372 No, that is not possible. 427 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:37,083 She texted me that she was sleeping on the couch. 428 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:40,086 Well, when I went over there this morning to shower, 429 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,213 there was no sign of couch-sleeping 430 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:44,257 and Lily was coming out of Brady's bedroom-- 431 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,468 But still, they're like cousins. 432 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,596 -She wasn't wearing pants. -What? 433 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,974 No. No way. I cannot imagine that happening. 434 00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:56,478 I don't want to imagine it either, but how else do you explain what I saw? 435 00:23:56,561 --> 00:24:00,398 I mean, if they were having a really deep conversation 436 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,691 into the wee hours. 437 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,069 Because that's what horny teenagers do? 438 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:08,365 And then, she felt tired, so she went to sleep on his bed! 439 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,783 So when do the pants come off? 440 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,786 In the middle of the night. Who wants to sleep in pants? 441 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:13,995 -Next. -Hi. 442 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,456 Could I get two tacos, corn? 443 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:18,500 I just think that if nothing had happened-- 444 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,001 -Protein? -She would've had a very different look 445 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,295 on her face when I saw her. Steak, please. 446 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:25,423 You know what? Maybe I should try one of those plant-based things. 447 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:26,675 Yeah, I'm gonna try that. 448 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:29,427 Exactly what look did she have on her face? 449 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:32,180 The look of a teenager who's just been caught having sex. 450 00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:35,266 Guacamole, salsa, cheese. No rice, please. 451 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:39,688 No. There is no way. Brady is not even her type! 452 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,648 What is that supposed to mean? 453 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,982 Nothing. Nothing. 454 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:47,195 I'm just thinking of all the guys that she tends to have crushes on. 455 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:50,323 -I love Brady, you know that. -Okay. 456 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:53,410 Anyway, Lily and I talk about everything. 457 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:56,663 So if anything did happen, I'm sure she will tell me about it. 458 00:24:56,746 --> 00:25:00,041 Well, I did want her to rub off on him, so. 459 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:04,337 -Next. -I have no appetite. 460 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,841 The question is if it did happen. 461 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:10,552 And I am still very much in the "if" camp. 462 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:13,513 And if it did happen, what does it mean? 463 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:17,267 Was it a one-time thing, or are they a couple now? 464 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:21,062 And if they are, we all know that someone's gonna get hurt. 465 00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:23,440 If the new caterers ask me one more time 466 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,942 if I need pigs in blankets for the meet and greet... 467 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,778 What kind of kosher caterer pushes pigs in blankets? 468 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,947 And then, when they do break up, 469 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:33,575 it's gonna be awkward between me and Miranda. 470 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:37,078 Because of course, I'm gonna have to take Lily's side! 471 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:40,081 No matter how you slice it, this doesn't end well. 472 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,835 Unless they get married. 473 00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:46,755 She could do worse. 474 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,299 I guess. 475 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:54,679 And they would have the most beautiful 476 00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:58,350 red-headed, Chinese-Jewish babies! 477 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,644 But, oh, my God. 478 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,189 She would have Miranda as her mother-in-law! 479 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:06,274 She could be a nightmare. 480 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:12,322 Or they could get really close, and then I would feel left out. 481 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,616 Okay, I have a real problem here. 482 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:19,204 Do you or don't you get a coat rack for a party in the spring? 483 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,624 Nobody knows! 484 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:33,218 So, where's your wonderful wife that Charlotte keeps raving about? 485 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:36,971 She's held up with work but she'll be here any moment. 486 00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:38,890 -Herbert. We should make the rounds. -Yeah. 487 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:42,477 Yeah, yep. Thank you so much for comin', Mr. and Mrs. Hoffman. 488 00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:47,399 Please, it's Cy and Cis. And we're looking forward to your remarks. 489 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:52,153 Cy, this dumpling. 490 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:56,658 Cis, please, stop. It happened once. 491 00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,494 No. That's just too good. 492 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:03,248 Have you met Anthony's poet? He is adorable. 493 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,375 No, I have not. 494 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:08,336 -Hello! -Hey. There he is! 495 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:12,424 -Hi, Aunt Carrie. -Hi. He's my favorite. 496 00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:13,717 Hi. 497 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,972 Brady, what a surprise! Are you here to see Lily or Rock? 498 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,265 Or Lily and Rock? 499 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:22,183 Or they're just-- 500 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:25,645 -They're both in the kitchen, so. -Thanks. Yeah, I know my way around. 501 00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:26,980 Oh, God. 502 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:29,024 They are definitely doing it. 503 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:31,109 There is no other reason he would ever agree 504 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:32,986 to come to this thing with me, no offense. 505 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:35,071 -Of course. -Care for an hors d'oeuvre? 506 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,197 Doing what? 507 00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:39,993 We have been trying to keep you out of it but we are afraid 508 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:44,956 that Lily and Brady might be having sex. 509 00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:50,003 That's, like, hearing that two of my stuffed animals are having sex. 510 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,591 Imagine how we feel. 511 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:55,717 I made it! 512 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,553 -Mark! Hi! -Interestingly, 513 00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:00,638 I used to date a woman who lived in this building. 514 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,599 -2F. -I know her! 515 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,063 Looks like more rain for the weekend. 516 00:28:08,146 --> 00:28:10,148 Yeah? Bummer. 517 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,326 Everything okay? 518 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,456 Yeah, you should go now. 519 00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,833 -Really? -Yeah. 520 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,878 Okay, no problem. 521 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:43,932 Another time soon then? 522 00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:46,184 Yeah, maybe. 523 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:50,480 Whatever. 524 00:28:57,529 --> 00:28:58,905 I'll see ya later. 525 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,368 Hey, you! 526 00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:06,121 -There she is! Hi. -Hi. 527 00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:08,748 I'm excited to meet the poet. 528 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:11,918 Word is he is capital A-dorable. 529 00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:14,170 Don't get attached. I'm ending it. 530 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:18,299 It finally dawned on me what he's after and I will not be played. 531 00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:22,470 Well, what do you think he's after besides some hot iambic pentameter? 532 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:25,724 Oh, Carrie, you're so naive. 533 00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:28,351 Two words: Green Card. 534 00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:33,231 There you are. For you, Tony. Olives and burrata. 535 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:35,400 I know you love to say that word. 536 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,278 You can make me a plate, doesn't make me your wife. 537 00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:41,990 Meet Carrie. Good friend, no hidden agenda. 538 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,579 -Would you like? No one touched yet. -Hi. 539 00:29:47,662 --> 00:29:50,123 Well, yes. Thank you. I would. 540 00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:51,249 Prego. 541 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:56,588 She has oil paintings of her dogs? 542 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:01,426 And the dogs are named Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor? 543 00:30:02,344 --> 00:30:05,472 Good. I was worried you and I would have nothing to talk about. 544 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:09,059 -There you are. -Oh, good. 545 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:11,353 Hide these under your jacket and take them to the powder room. 546 00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:12,562 Why is Mark Kasabian here? 547 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:13,938 'Cause you said to invite people. 548 00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:15,815 There's only one reason a big macher like that 549 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:17,317 shows up at a nothin' event like this. 550 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,778 Yes, because he is friends with the Wexleys. 551 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:23,114 I am onto him, and he is into you. 552 00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:25,867 -The late-night art hanging. -Again, it was 7:30. 553 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:28,620 The way he flirted with you at the Wexley anniversary party. 554 00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:32,999 This is ridiculous. Mark is not interested in me. 555 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:36,127 All the girls at work say that he has a thing for blondes. 556 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:37,420 Really? 557 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:40,006 My second wife was a writer as well. 558 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:44,427 Wrote "The Big Book of Bikinis: From Havana to the Hamptons." 559 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:47,389 Oh, rats, there goes my bikini book. 560 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:51,935 So, have you ever been married? 561 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,395 I was. 562 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:55,480 Was your divorce as 563 00:30:56,064 --> 00:31:00,068 classically awful as my first, second, and soon-to-be third? 564 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:02,237 Actually, no. 565 00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:05,156 It was a wonderful marriage. 566 00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:07,826 To a wonderful man. 567 00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:12,080 It ended far too soon. 568 00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:17,877 Well, it was nice meeting you, Mark. I'm heading out. 569 00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:23,091 I shouldn't have brought up the bikini book. 570 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:24,759 Idiot. 571 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,721 What about now? What are they doing now? 572 00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:32,142 I'd say it looks innocent enough. I mean, they're just talking. 573 00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,604 He just brushed her elbow. 574 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:40,108 Though I can't tell if it was intentional or not. 575 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:42,027 Okay, switch. 576 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,653 Oh, my God. 577 00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:52,954 Okay, now they're just on their phones. Maybe you're right. 578 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:54,539 Now they're laughing. 579 00:31:54,622 --> 00:31:56,708 It's unclear if they're laughing at the same thing. 580 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:04,674 These breadsticks are so good! 581 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:06,968 -Amazing! -I'm so glad we came and got them. 582 00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:08,386 -They're so great! -I mean-- 583 00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:16,686 I'm getting in the car right now. 584 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,938 What? You're not even in the car? 585 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:22,567 I'm sorry. I sat down to put my shoes on and I must've fallen asleep. 586 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:23,735 Jesus Christ, Lisa! 587 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,404 Mr. Wexley, your fans are about to start rushin' the stage. 588 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:27,989 I am so sorry. Lisa's in the car now 589 00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:30,116 and I would hate to start before she gets here. 590 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,037 Because I love her so much, even when she's very, very fuckin' late. 591 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,497 Good night. Thank you for coming. 592 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:37,165 Good night. Thank you so much for coming. 593 00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:38,792 Thank you. Good night. 594 00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:42,045 Is there a reason you keep walking away from me? 595 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,546 I know what you're up to. 596 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:47,050 I've seen "90-Day Fiancé," all 35 seasons. 597 00:32:47,425 --> 00:32:49,678 It's obvious you want a Green Card. 598 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:52,764 Why else would a gorgeous, breathtaking young man like you 599 00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:54,516 be chasin' after someone like me? 600 00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:56,393 Don't put yourself down like that. 601 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:58,353 Oh, please, that is so season 33. 602 00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:02,357 I don't need a Green Card, Tony. 603 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,944 I have dual citizenship. My mother was born in Buffalo. 604 00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:09,280 -Really? -Si. 605 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,117 Tell me that again in Italian. 606 00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:20,000 I think we should just barge in. 607 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:23,753 But if we do barge in and catch them, we will wish we knocked. 608 00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:26,214 -But we did knock. -But not very hard. 609 00:33:26,297 --> 00:33:28,925 They may be getting busy, but they're not deaf. 610 00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:31,177 Also, Rock is M.I.A. 611 00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:33,013 They're probably just all in there 612 00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:34,848 listening to music on their headphones. 613 00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:38,226 They do this all the time. It drives me crazy. 614 00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:41,980 Okay. 615 00:33:42,981 --> 00:33:44,274 I'm doing it. Okay. 616 00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:46,568 Hello! 617 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:56,286 -Okay, so then where are they? -I don't know. 618 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,880 -There they are! -Hey, guys! 619 00:34:06,963 --> 00:34:08,797 Yeah, we weren't really digging the food. 620 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,342 -So, we went to Roma, got a pie. -Okay. 621 00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:12,844 Smells good. 622 00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:17,891 Well, whatever happened, they seem fine. 623 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:20,601 That's it? You don't wanna know? 624 00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:21,895 Miranda, 625 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:26,565 I had a lot of sex that my mother did not know about 626 00:34:26,649 --> 00:34:28,318 and everything worked out. 627 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,487 So, no. I don't wanna know. 628 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:34,574 -I can respect that. -Hi, I'm here. I'm here. 629 00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:36,493 -Thank God. -So, so, so, so sorry. 630 00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:38,078 -It's all fine. -Where's Herbert? 631 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:39,788 -He's there. -Okay. 632 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:42,248 She made it. 633 00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:46,293 We wanna thank all of you who stayed to hear Herbert speak. 634 00:34:46,378 --> 00:34:48,630 Trust me, it is gonna be worth your time. 635 00:34:48,713 --> 00:34:51,049 Again, I apologize, honey. 636 00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,217 -Yeah, great. -Okay. 637 00:34:53,301 --> 00:34:55,178 -Okay. -You were on time for your PBS meeting, 638 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,305 but you fell asleep before my thing. 639 00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:58,515 Can we just talk about this at home? 640 00:34:58,598 --> 00:34:59,808 Oh, yeah, fine, sure. Okay. 641 00:34:59,891 --> 00:35:03,478 He sees what is great about our great city. 642 00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:05,897 -And... -How many times do you want me to say it? 643 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,774 -...not so great. -You don't have to say it another time. 644 00:35:07,857 --> 00:35:09,025 This is not the place. 645 00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:11,027 And he has a plan to help. 646 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:12,946 You act like I did this on purpose. 647 00:35:13,029 --> 00:35:16,199 I still think you're being very, very passive-aggressive. 648 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,535 -I'm not passive-aggressive. -Right. 649 00:35:18,618 --> 00:35:21,538 -I'm pregnant. -...Herbert Wexley. 650 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:34,175 Thank you. Thank you. Harry, Charlotte. 651 00:35:35,343 --> 00:35:36,594 I... 652 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,350 I... 653 00:35:43,601 --> 00:35:46,646 just need a second to collect my thoughts. 654 00:35:47,605 --> 00:35:51,985 If you keep Kosher, I'd steer clear of the dumplings. 655 00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:54,988 I-- 656 00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:22,807 -Hey. -Hi, Kathy. 657 00:36:22,891 --> 00:36:23,808 Hi. 658 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:28,480 Hi. I was sure I was early, 659 00:36:28,563 --> 00:36:30,315 and ya still beat me. 660 00:36:30,398 --> 00:36:32,400 No, don't worry about it, I'm always early. 661 00:36:32,484 --> 00:36:35,487 To my dad, if you were early, you were on time, 662 00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:38,114 and if you were on time, then you were late. 663 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:39,574 And if you were late? 664 00:36:39,657 --> 00:36:42,410 -You're Aidan. -Oh, yeah, yeah. 665 00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:45,455 Never met a reservation he couldn't miss by a good 10 minutes. 666 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:49,959 Anyway, I'm sure you're really busy 667 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,212 so I'm just gonna jump right in if that's okay. 668 00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:55,090 No, no. I'm fine. Take all the time you need. 669 00:36:55,173 --> 00:37:00,428 Okay, so, after I met you, I read your new book, 670 00:37:00,512 --> 00:37:02,430 which was really moving. 671 00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:03,890 Well, thank you. 672 00:37:03,973 --> 00:37:09,396 So I realize that you, you know, mine your personal life in your work, 673 00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:11,523 which I completely respect. 674 00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:16,736 But I hope you'll understand when I ask you not to write about my boys. 675 00:37:17,904 --> 00:37:21,616 Oh, okay. No, I do understand. 676 00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:23,785 -Yeah, of course. -Yeah, I mean, 677 00:37:23,868 --> 00:37:25,870 even if you think it's funny or flattering, 678 00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:30,125 or even if you use a pseudonym, I just don't feel comfortable with-- 679 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:32,544 No, I get it. I get it. Say no more. 680 00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:37,298 I'm not a writer, so I don't even know if you've thought about that. 681 00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:41,094 But you will be spending more time with them, 682 00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:43,763 and believe me, they're gonna give you a lot of material. 683 00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:46,516 Especially Wyatt, 684 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:49,811 -our little puzzle. -Yeah. 685 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:55,233 Well, actually, I am thinking about them. 686 00:37:55,316 --> 00:38:01,239 I have been. Not as material, but I found a bigger apartment 687 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:07,328 that I'm planning on moving into in case they ever wanna come up, 688 00:38:07,412 --> 00:38:11,124 you know, on breaks or a weekend. 689 00:38:11,207 --> 00:38:13,793 Oh, okay. That's... 690 00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:18,548 Yeah, so I'm glad we're able to talk about all of this. 691 00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:19,841 Me too. 692 00:38:21,926 --> 00:38:26,556 Look, I really don't wanna overstep here 693 00:38:27,432 --> 00:38:31,353 but I know your history with Aidan. 694 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,191 You know, you can't hurt him again. 695 00:38:39,736 --> 00:38:44,157 Kathy, I'm very well acquainted with our history. 696 00:38:44,574 --> 00:38:49,204 Yeah, good. But because you know it's not just Aidan now. 697 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:51,790 It's my boys. 698 00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:54,250 I know. 699 00:38:58,129 --> 00:38:59,297 Do we have a waiter? 700 00:38:59,381 --> 00:39:01,049 No. You have to go up and get it yourself. 701 00:39:01,132 --> 00:39:02,801 Okay, I can do that. 702 00:39:02,884 --> 00:39:04,344 -Do you need anything? -No, I'm good. Thanks. 703 00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:06,846 -Okay. -I have a black tea for Michael. 704 00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:13,687 And it comes with a key to the park. 705 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:15,980 A key? Just one? What if you lose it? 706 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:21,236 I'm pretty good at keeping track of things I care about these days. 707 00:39:21,736 --> 00:39:23,279 That's it right there! 708 00:39:24,322 --> 00:39:25,824 Yeah. Here, come on. 709 00:39:25,907 --> 00:39:28,535 Look at that ironwork. This place is a real beauty. 710 00:39:28,618 --> 00:39:30,620 Wait till you see the inside. 711 00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:40,922 Hello-hello-hello! 712 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:43,550 Apartment comes with its own echo, it's big. 713 00:39:43,633 --> 00:39:44,718 That's what I like about it. 714 00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:47,595 There's, you know, there's plenty of room for you 715 00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:52,600 and three other Virginians you might wanna bring up here sometime. 716 00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:55,645 I mean, after they've known me for more than a week. 717 00:39:56,271 --> 00:39:59,524 And look at the ceiling height. You'll never hit your head. 718 00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:05,030 This is really something! 719 00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:08,283 And to be clear, I'd be getting rid of my old place. 720 00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:12,787 Okay. You don't have to do that for me. 721 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:15,248 But I want you to be happy. 722 00:40:15,331 --> 00:40:16,958 I am happy. 723 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,919 I love it. I just-- 724 00:40:21,504 --> 00:40:23,715 This has to be your decision, okay? 725 00:40:24,674 --> 00:40:27,469 'Cause Gramercy Park is a very different neighborhood 726 00:40:27,552 --> 00:40:29,262 from what you're used to. 727 00:40:29,346 --> 00:40:31,598 I know how attached you are to that old neighborhood. 728 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:34,142 Maybe too attached. 729 00:40:34,225 --> 00:40:35,435 Okay. 730 00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:38,188 But you just have to be sure. 731 00:40:40,815 --> 00:40:42,442 Are you sure? 732 00:40:45,695 --> 00:40:48,865 Kathy told me I can never hurt you again. 733 00:40:49,532 --> 00:40:50,408 What? 734 00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:54,454 I wasn't planning on telling you but what do you think about that? 735 00:40:54,537 --> 00:40:57,290 Man, I gotta have a talk with her. All right? 736 00:40:57,374 --> 00:40:59,459 -I never say anything about her boyfriend. -No, Aidan. Aidan, no. 737 00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:02,504 What do you think about that? 738 00:41:04,589 --> 00:41:08,218 I think that this is now. 739 00:41:08,927 --> 00:41:11,471 Different time, different place. 740 00:41:11,554 --> 00:41:14,557 Are you gonna hurt me? Of course. 741 00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:19,479 And I'll hurt you and we'll mix it up and we'll get pissy 742 00:41:19,562 --> 00:41:21,398 but we'll work it out. 743 00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:26,027 All right? 'Cause life is short, right? 744 00:41:28,279 --> 00:41:31,282 And we deserve to be happy. That's what I think. 745 00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:33,993 That's how I feel. 746 00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:36,788 I know I wanna be with you. 747 00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:40,166 I want everything that goes with that. 748 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:44,421 No matter how many FaceTimes that are turned away from me, 749 00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:47,465 -I will not turn away from you. -Good. 750 00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:49,843 I'm sure about us, too. 751 00:41:56,057 --> 00:41:59,853 I'm also sure if I don't leave here 30 seconds ago, 752 00:41:59,936 --> 00:42:02,063 I'm gonna miss my flight. 753 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,828 All right. All right, all right. 754 00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:32,385 -Hey, lady. How are ya? -I'm terrible. 755 00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:34,846 I just found out the gay guys that I sublet from, 756 00:42:34,929 --> 00:42:36,056 they wanna move back to New York. 757 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:38,808 Shit. Damn. Fuck. 758 00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:40,602 -No. -These dudes are gonna have 759 00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:42,937 to physically drag me out of here. 760 00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:46,733 I mean, can you imagine anyone ever wanting to leave this place? 761 00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:53,114 -Actually, I can. -Anyway, this is my Uber. 762 00:42:53,198 --> 00:42:54,699 -I'll see you later. Okay. -Okay. All right. 763 00:42:54,783 --> 00:42:56,743 -Bye. -Bye. 764 00:43:08,755 --> 00:43:10,965 Seema, I want the apartment. 765 00:43:12,425 --> 00:43:14,719 Yep, I'm sure. 766 00:43:15,804 --> 00:43:18,431 All right. I'll talk to you later? 767 00:43:18,515 --> 00:43:20,600 Okay. Bye. 768 00:43:21,559 --> 00:43:24,229 And just like that, 769 00:43:24,312 --> 00:43:26,898 I went up the stairs of my old apartment 770 00:43:28,149 --> 00:43:29,776 without looking back.