1 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,119 Launch meeting. 2 00:00:35,204 --> 00:00:36,831 Carrie Bradshaw! 3 00:00:36,914 --> 00:00:39,125 -Hey, girl! -Hi. 4 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,793 First off, I just wanna say 5 00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:43,421 thank you for Zooming with me on a Sunday morning. 6 00:00:43,504 --> 00:00:45,631 I'm just so f'ing backed up right now. 7 00:00:45,715 --> 00:00:47,383 Oh. Not a problem. 8 00:00:47,466 --> 00:00:52,722 A Zoom any time for this book tour is, ya know, beats flying coach out of Newark. 9 00:00:53,347 --> 00:00:57,226 Hilarious. You're so f'ing funny. Okay, so how much time have you got? 10 00:00:58,269 --> 00:01:02,315 Whatever you need. Forty, 45 minutes? Is that good? 11 00:01:02,398 --> 00:01:05,860 Oh, God no. We don't need that much. Let's just fly right through this. 12 00:01:05,943 --> 00:01:07,945 Oh, okay. Okay, then. 13 00:01:08,446 --> 00:01:10,239 Okay, so I Googled you, 14 00:01:10,323 --> 00:01:12,742 and it looks like you've written a shit-ton of books. 15 00:01:12,825 --> 00:01:15,828 -Yes. -Okay, "Sex and the City"? 16 00:01:15,912 --> 00:01:18,289 -I feel you, girl. -Yeah, that was my first book. 17 00:01:18,372 --> 00:01:21,834 Okay, "Menhattan"? Oh, I get it. 18 00:01:21,918 --> 00:01:23,502 It's like "Manhattan," but with "men." 19 00:01:23,586 --> 00:01:26,047 -Yes, yes, yes. -Hilarious. 20 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:29,967 Okay, so tell me about your new book, "Loved & Lost." 21 00:01:30,509 --> 00:01:34,889 Tell you? I'm sorry, did you not read the book? 22 00:01:35,473 --> 00:01:36,349 Oh, my bad. 23 00:01:36,933 --> 00:01:40,311 I’m just so f'ing slammed with all my other content right now. 24 00:01:40,394 --> 00:01:43,439 But for my followers, what's it about? 25 00:01:44,523 --> 00:01:45,775 Death. 26 00:01:47,151 --> 00:01:52,406 Hilarious. Okay. No, for real, what's it about? Go. 27 00:01:52,949 --> 00:01:55,368 It's a book about my husband dying. 28 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:07,880 So, girl, what lipstick shades are you just loving right now? 29 00:02:11,425 --> 00:02:12,718 Oh, thank God. 30 00:02:26,148 --> 00:02:29,110 Oh, shit. Oh, no! 31 00:02:29,193 --> 00:02:31,195 Oh, shit. Shit. My alarm didn't go off. 32 00:02:31,279 --> 00:02:33,322 -What time is it? -It's 10 A.M. 33 00:02:33,406 --> 00:02:36,033 -Fuck! -And it's Sunday. 34 00:02:36,576 --> 00:02:37,577 It is? 35 00:02:39,203 --> 00:02:42,540 I have lost all my bearings since becoming a nomad. 36 00:02:42,623 --> 00:02:45,585 A nomad, in cute little pajamas. 37 00:02:45,668 --> 00:02:47,628 How about we hold off on the fashion critiques 38 00:02:47,712 --> 00:02:49,422 till after I've had my coffee? 39 00:02:50,131 --> 00:02:52,341 Sorry. I just wasn't expecting the hearts. 40 00:02:52,425 --> 00:02:56,220 Yeah? Well, life is full of surprises. 41 00:02:56,304 --> 00:02:57,972 Yeah, that's true. 42 00:02:58,889 --> 00:03:00,308 What are you working on? 43 00:03:01,183 --> 00:03:02,602 My divorce papers. 44 00:03:05,021 --> 00:03:07,398 -You're doing it yourself? -Yeah. 45 00:03:07,481 --> 00:03:09,817 It's pretty straightforward. It's a no-fault divorce. 46 00:03:09,901 --> 00:03:12,320 Must be nice to have a no-fault divorce. 47 00:03:12,737 --> 00:03:14,947 Mine's an all-my-fault divorce. 48 00:03:21,662 --> 00:03:24,332 Oh, my God! Rock's Ralph Lauren ad is out! 49 00:03:24,415 --> 00:03:25,374 -Cool. -Really? 50 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,084 -I gotta call Charlotte. -Nice! 51 00:03:30,212 --> 00:03:31,505 Hello! 52 00:03:31,589 --> 00:03:35,051 Hi! I just saw Rock's ad! It's amazing! 53 00:03:35,134 --> 00:03:37,803 Isn't it? We didn't even know it was coming out today 54 00:03:37,887 --> 00:03:39,764 till Anthony showed up with 10 papers. 55 00:03:39,847 --> 00:03:42,642 My phone has been ringing off the hook all morning. 56 00:03:42,725 --> 00:03:44,060 Rock looks so cool! 57 00:03:44,143 --> 00:03:46,395 -Don't they look beautiful? -Mom! 58 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:48,898 Oh, hush, "beautiful" is gender-neutral. 59 00:03:48,981 --> 00:03:51,150 Rock star! Rock's a rock star! 60 00:03:51,234 --> 00:03:53,486 So, this is what it feels like to be the good kid? 61 00:03:53,569 --> 00:03:54,570 I don't like it. 62 00:03:55,404 --> 00:03:56,739 I'm a model, too! 63 00:03:56,822 --> 00:03:58,783 That's enough jumpin', baby, okay? 64 00:03:58,866 --> 00:03:59,784 Daddy says-- 65 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:02,703 Oh, shit! 66 00:04:02,787 --> 00:04:04,247 Daddy said a bad word. 67 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:06,374 Gabby jumped on Daddy's penis! 68 00:04:06,457 --> 00:04:08,334 -Okay, okay. Everybody, out. -Baby, get 'em out. 69 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:10,127 -Out. -Mommy and Daddy gotta get dressed. 70 00:04:10,211 --> 00:04:11,587 -Out. -Go, go. 71 00:04:11,671 --> 00:04:13,047 Charlotte, I gotta call you back. 72 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:14,548 Okay. Bye. 73 00:04:14,966 --> 00:04:17,343 Hey, Mom, did you call your person at Nobu 74 00:04:17,426 --> 00:04:19,428 to make that lunch res for me and Blake at one? 75 00:04:19,512 --> 00:04:22,014 Oh, no, with all the Polo excitement, I forgot. 76 00:04:22,098 --> 00:04:23,891 -I'll do it in a minute. -It's almost 11. 77 00:04:23,975 --> 00:04:25,309 We'll never get in now. 78 00:04:25,393 --> 00:04:28,563 Boo-hoo. You're 17 years old, go to Shake Shack and call it a day. 79 00:04:28,646 --> 00:04:32,275 I can't lose my virginity after a lunch at Shake Shack. 80 00:04:35,111 --> 00:04:36,404 Excuse me? 81 00:04:37,071 --> 00:04:38,948 I'm ready to lose my virginity. 82 00:04:39,031 --> 00:04:40,700 I'm ready to lose my hearing. 83 00:04:40,783 --> 00:04:44,120 And now, it won't be the perfect day that I had planned. 84 00:04:47,456 --> 00:04:50,084 Why would she just announce somethin' like that? 85 00:04:50,543 --> 00:04:55,172 Maybe with all this Rock excitement, she just needed more attention? 86 00:04:55,256 --> 00:04:56,340 Could be. 87 00:04:56,424 --> 00:04:58,551 I once set my little sister's coat on fire. 88 00:05:00,678 --> 00:05:02,888 How bad is it? On a scale of one to 10? 89 00:05:03,472 --> 00:05:05,057 Forty-six. 90 00:05:05,141 --> 00:05:07,435 How could such a tiny girl have such big feet? 91 00:05:07,518 --> 00:05:10,980 Just tell me, is it broken? Because if it is, I'm outta here. 92 00:05:12,732 --> 00:05:15,151 You laugh, but I'm dead serious. 93 00:05:15,568 --> 00:05:19,488 Deputy Mayor just confirmed my Wall Street campaign event Wednesday. 94 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:22,700 Get ready to dazzle and shine these guys out of their money. 95 00:05:22,783 --> 00:05:26,621 Honey, the talk-back after my movie at MoMA is on Wednesday. 96 00:05:26,704 --> 00:05:27,997 You're still doin' that? 97 00:05:28,497 --> 00:05:30,958 Yeah, my career? I'm "still doing that." 98 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:34,045 No, no, no. I just meant 99 00:05:34,128 --> 00:05:36,547 why don't you come and say a quick hello at my event 100 00:05:36,631 --> 00:05:37,840 and then you can go to yours? 101 00:05:37,924 --> 00:05:39,842 Did it ever cross your mind that maybe you could go do 102 00:05:39,926 --> 00:05:42,595 a quick hello at your event and then go to mine? 103 00:05:44,472 --> 00:05:46,182 How's that pain level now? 104 00:05:46,265 --> 00:05:48,851 Dick: 3. Fundraiser: 10. 105 00:05:49,769 --> 00:05:51,979 You laugh, but I'm dead serious. 106 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,483 Sweetie? 107 00:05:55,566 --> 00:05:58,236 I was hoping we could talk about your announcement this morning? 108 00:05:58,319 --> 00:06:00,071 Do we have to? 109 00:06:00,321 --> 00:06:01,322 Well 110 00:06:02,365 --> 00:06:04,450 since you went public with the information, 111 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:06,535 I feel like I should follow up. 112 00:06:08,955 --> 00:06:11,958 Lily, could you please stop playing that? 113 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:14,460 It makes everything seem so sad. 114 00:06:16,545 --> 00:06:19,173 Thank you. Okay. 115 00:06:20,049 --> 00:06:21,259 So... 116 00:06:23,552 --> 00:06:25,179 today's the big day? 117 00:06:25,263 --> 00:06:26,514 Not anymore. 118 00:06:26,597 --> 00:06:28,808 Blake's parents decided not to go to Connecticut. 119 00:06:28,891 --> 00:06:30,518 Be that as it may, 120 00:06:32,019 --> 00:06:35,147 I'm just really glad that you opened up to us about this 121 00:06:35,231 --> 00:06:39,193 because my parents made sex seem like it was something that just 122 00:06:39,277 --> 00:06:40,945 wasn't even up for discussion. 123 00:06:41,028 --> 00:06:44,657 So, I've just always tried to be sex-positive with you two. 124 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:47,243 -Can I start playing again? -I wish you wouldn't. 125 00:06:50,663 --> 00:06:55,918 You feel like you're ready to take this next step? 126 00:06:56,002 --> 00:07:00,840 I do. I like Blake. Blake likes me. I mean, we've known each other forever. 127 00:07:02,091 --> 00:07:03,301 Okay. 128 00:07:04,218 --> 00:07:05,219 Well, 129 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:07,430 condoms, obviously. 130 00:07:07,513 --> 00:07:09,515 I have been hearing about condoms since the fifth grade. 131 00:07:09,599 --> 00:07:12,018 -We're on it. -Good, good. 132 00:07:12,977 --> 00:07:15,187 And, Lily... 133 00:07:16,564 --> 00:07:21,611 I just really want you to focus on your pleasure 134 00:07:21,694 --> 00:07:24,655 just as much as his pleasure. 135 00:07:24,739 --> 00:07:28,534 It is important that you take care of your own needs. 136 00:07:28,618 --> 00:07:29,827 Mom, stop, stop. 137 00:07:29,911 --> 00:07:33,122 You have gone from sex-positive to sex-annoying. 138 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:35,416 Okay. 139 00:07:35,499 --> 00:07:40,588 My computer literally leapt to its death to get me out of that Zoom. 140 00:07:40,671 --> 00:07:41,839 That's a good computer. 141 00:07:41,923 --> 00:07:45,927 I can't even get mine to stop sending me "sexy singles in my area." 142 00:07:46,636 --> 00:07:48,638 She was a good friend. 143 00:07:49,055 --> 00:07:51,057 Had her for eight years. 144 00:07:52,224 --> 00:07:55,019 I like to believe she's in a better place now. 145 00:07:55,102 --> 00:07:58,189 Eight years? I upgrade my tech constantly. 146 00:07:58,272 --> 00:08:00,191 I already have the new iPhone. 147 00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:02,068 The one that just came out? 148 00:08:02,151 --> 00:08:04,320 No, the one that hasn't come out yet. 149 00:08:05,029 --> 00:08:08,908 I'm a very loyal person. I still have a travel agent. 150 00:08:09,283 --> 00:08:12,036 And you're a very loyal person, too, 151 00:08:12,119 --> 00:08:16,165 helping me pick out a computer instead of going to lunch. 152 00:08:16,249 --> 00:08:20,461 I have to admit, I did invite you to lunch with an ulterior motive. 153 00:08:20,544 --> 00:08:22,171 I need to ask you something. 154 00:08:24,257 --> 00:08:26,300 Fine, you can have one of my kidneys. 155 00:08:26,634 --> 00:08:29,303 -The left one. -Okay. 156 00:08:29,845 --> 00:08:33,349 I have never asked another single woman to share a summer house. 157 00:08:33,432 --> 00:08:35,726 It's just too tragic. Too "Bravo TV." 158 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:40,523 Seema, are you proposing we go to the Hamptons together? 159 00:08:41,399 --> 00:08:43,943 I can't spend another weekend sharing a room 160 00:08:44,026 --> 00:08:45,945 with a married friend's kid's surfboard. 161 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:50,700 But you and me with our own two-bed, three-bath on the beach? 162 00:08:50,783 --> 00:08:54,620 Fun, fabulous, not tragic at all. 163 00:08:54,704 --> 00:08:57,832 I always dreamed you'd propose to me 164 00:08:57,915 --> 00:09:02,420 in a more romantic place than an Apple store, but yes! 165 00:09:02,503 --> 00:09:06,549 Yes, Seema, I will spend the summer with you! 166 00:09:09,885 --> 00:09:11,429 This is the one, right? 167 00:09:14,849 --> 00:09:16,142 It's cold out. 168 00:09:19,645 --> 00:09:20,771 Come here. 169 00:09:21,898 --> 00:09:24,859 -Come where? We both just came. -I know. 170 00:09:24,942 --> 00:09:27,570 -And now I wanna cuddle. -Ew, cuddle? 171 00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:29,697 Who am I, Paddington Bear? 172 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:31,324 I'm really not in a snuggle space right now. 173 00:09:31,407 --> 00:09:34,410 Can we just call it a night? 174 00:09:34,911 --> 00:09:35,912 Sure. 175 00:09:39,457 --> 00:09:41,459 -Goodnight. -Goodnight. 176 00:09:49,008 --> 00:09:52,595 Hey, this is Che Diaz wishing Roary Upton a very happy birthday! 177 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:54,680 I'm sorry. What's happening? 178 00:09:55,056 --> 00:09:56,891 I thought we said goodnight. 179 00:09:57,558 --> 00:09:58,643 Well, goodnight to you, 180 00:09:58,726 --> 00:10:00,478 but I still have to record a bunch of Cameos. 181 00:10:00,561 --> 00:10:03,522 -I didn't get around to them today. -Why? 182 00:10:03,856 --> 00:10:05,483 What else were you doing all day? 183 00:10:08,361 --> 00:10:10,738 Look, since I'm not up for going to the clubs, 184 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:12,698 these are the only way that I can make any money right now, 185 00:10:12,782 --> 00:10:15,076 so please don't shit on it. 186 00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:16,994 I'm not shitting on it. Just-- 187 00:10:17,745 --> 00:10:19,372 What was that voice you were using? 188 00:10:19,455 --> 00:10:20,831 Okay, that feels like a shit. 189 00:10:20,915 --> 00:10:23,417 Yeah, a big, steaming shit. 190 00:10:23,501 --> 00:10:24,835 But since you're interested, 191 00:10:24,919 --> 00:10:27,630 it's my "I'm pretending my life isn't over" voice. 192 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:30,007 Yeah, my followers don't know that my pilot's failed 193 00:10:30,091 --> 00:10:32,093 and that my career is over so... 194 00:10:33,678 --> 00:10:35,763 So, you're just pretending you're fine online? 195 00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:37,848 Yeah, isn't that what social media's for? 196 00:10:38,641 --> 00:10:40,893 -Is that a tit? -Yeah, it is. 197 00:10:40,977 --> 00:10:43,604 Yeah, sometimes they send me messages back. 198 00:10:44,188 --> 00:10:45,398 What? 199 00:10:46,899 --> 00:10:49,986 Don't be threatened. That tit's all the way in Arizona. 200 00:10:50,069 --> 00:10:52,530 I am so not threatened. I am worried, Che. 201 00:10:52,613 --> 00:10:54,407 You've been moping around the apartment for weeks. 202 00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:57,577 I'm sorry I'm not climbing out of my deep depression fast enough for you. 203 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,620 Hey, you were the one who said that I should do things 204 00:10:59,704 --> 00:11:01,497 -to make myself feel better. -I didn't mean Cameos. 205 00:11:01,581 --> 00:11:03,583 I meant leaving the house. 206 00:11:03,666 --> 00:11:06,502 You don't wanna go to the clubs. I get it. 207 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:09,005 But at least go out and take a walk. 208 00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:11,882 -Talk to a real, live person. -Oh, yeah, yeah, 209 00:11:11,966 --> 00:11:14,176 'cause that's working out so well for me right now. 210 00:11:18,139 --> 00:11:19,557 All right. 211 00:11:31,235 --> 00:11:33,654 Hey, this is Che Diaz! This Cameo's for Kyle. 212 00:11:33,738 --> 00:11:35,031 Congrats on that early decision, dude! 213 00:11:35,114 --> 00:11:39,201 I just know you're gonna kill it at the California Institute of Technology! 214 00:11:39,285 --> 00:11:41,078 Unbelievable. 215 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:45,458 Oh, great. You're leaving? 216 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:48,085 Another thing for me to feel bad about. 217 00:11:48,169 --> 00:11:50,796 I have an early class. I can't sleep with you doing those. 218 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,340 Hey, come on. 219 00:11:52,423 --> 00:11:55,009 -Come on, don't leave pissed. -I am pissed! 220 00:11:57,470 --> 00:12:00,306 Why do I get sullen, sad-sack Che 221 00:12:00,389 --> 00:12:04,477 and some random tit in Arizona gets all your smiles and all your charm? 222 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,520 Because I'm not performing for you, Miranda. 223 00:12:06,604 --> 00:12:09,565 Is that the only part of me you want? Che Diaz, fuck-boy and comic? 224 00:12:09,649 --> 00:12:11,192 Don't talk to me like that. 225 00:12:11,776 --> 00:12:14,195 I am here trying to help you move on. 226 00:12:15,363 --> 00:12:16,989 I don't deserve that. 227 00:12:18,032 --> 00:12:19,242 No, you don't. 228 00:12:20,952 --> 00:12:22,078 I'm sorry. 229 00:12:22,161 --> 00:12:23,579 It's okay. 230 00:12:24,205 --> 00:12:25,206 Just... 231 00:12:28,042 --> 00:12:30,503 Just try and leave the house this week, okay? 232 00:12:37,635 --> 00:12:40,513 "Carrie Bradshaw Loves a Dark Berry Lip" 233 00:12:40,596 --> 00:12:44,767 is the headline for her piece on my sad and heartfelt memoir? 234 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,727 Forget about these internet interviews. 235 00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:52,650 Thousands of women who have loved and lost from every corner of the country 236 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:56,862 are coming to New York for WidowCon, and you will be their queen. 237 00:12:56,946 --> 00:12:58,948 It's rare to hear such a positive and a negative 238 00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:01,075 -in the same sentence. -Two words: 239 00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:03,160 Book. Sales. And they're gonna love you. 240 00:13:03,244 --> 00:13:06,038 It's like a rock concert, but for sad people. 241 00:13:06,122 --> 00:13:08,332 So, like a Wilson Phillips concert. 242 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,876 Your three o'clock is here. 243 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,587 Send her in. 244 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:16,048 So, that's the event coordinator. And do not call it WidowCon. 245 00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:18,384 They hate that. It's actually called 246 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:22,763 "Life After Death: A Widow's Storytelling Event." 247 00:13:22,847 --> 00:13:24,265 Ooh, God, that is such a mouthful. 248 00:13:24,348 --> 00:13:26,267 -Yeah. -Knock, knock! 249 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:29,395 Carrie Bradshaw! Hi, stranger! 250 00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:34,734 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Kar-Karen-- 251 00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:38,112 -Moore! Remember? -Moore! 252 00:13:38,195 --> 00:13:39,864 'Cause I always leave 'em wanting more. 253 00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:42,867 And I go by Kerry now. 254 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:45,494 Not a great time for white women named Karen, so... 255 00:13:46,579 --> 00:13:48,247 You changed your name to Kerry? 256 00:13:48,331 --> 00:13:52,335 Yeah, Kerry with a K. Hi, hello, Carrie with a C. 257 00:13:52,418 --> 00:13:53,878 You two know each other? 258 00:13:53,961 --> 00:13:55,212 -Yes! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 259 00:13:55,296 --> 00:13:56,839 I didn't wanna tell you and ruin the surprise, 260 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,883 but we go way back. 261 00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:00,509 We used to be writing partners. 262 00:14:00,593 --> 00:14:05,014 Well, our literary agents set us up in the early '90s for, like, 263 00:14:05,097 --> 00:14:06,223 what, a month, right? 264 00:14:06,307 --> 00:14:08,476 Yeah, we were writing a romcom for a big studio. 265 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:12,104 A big studio? Weren't we just meeting a guy at Starbucks? 266 00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:13,522 He worked for a studio. 267 00:14:13,606 --> 00:14:16,609 But someone didn't show up for our final pitch. 268 00:14:17,485 --> 00:14:21,656 Was it him or me? I honestly have no idea. 269 00:14:21,739 --> 00:14:24,242 I was drunk a lot of the '90s. 270 00:14:24,325 --> 00:14:27,870 And that's the kinda comedy that would've made our movie a huge hit 271 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:32,083 but someone left me all alone holding her mochaccino order. 272 00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,879 I sense that was me. Even though I've never had a mochaccino. 273 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:40,841 Speakin' of coffee, I'm gonna go grab one and let you two catch up. 'Kay? 274 00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:42,551 Okay, thanks, Amanda. 275 00:14:43,052 --> 00:14:46,639 Oh, my gosh. How mad were you when "27 Dresses" came out? 276 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:51,394 I never saw it, so not at all. 277 00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:54,522 Dude, they totally ripped off our script! Remember? 278 00:14:54,605 --> 00:14:57,858 Our main character didn't wanna wear her ugly bridesmaid dress? 279 00:14:57,942 --> 00:15:02,071 Well, the "bridesmaid experience," it's a pretty common movie trope. 280 00:15:02,154 --> 00:15:03,739 Not the way you and I wrote it. 281 00:15:03,823 --> 00:15:05,908 If only you had showed up for that meeting! 282 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,201 Damn me. 283 00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:08,452 That's all in the past. 284 00:15:08,536 --> 00:15:11,706 No, I am so excited you're doing this event. 285 00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:15,501 I even pulled some strings to get you the main spot. 286 00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:19,297 -Thank you. -So, don't you flake out on me this time! 287 00:15:20,464 --> 00:15:24,468 I'm really sorry about all of that, Kare-- y. 288 00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:27,722 Ya know, I just wasn't a movie writer. 289 00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:29,640 No, you weren't. 290 00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:32,226 No, I'm kidding. Carrie, I'm kidding. 291 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,812 But seriously, I need you to show up on time, okay? 292 00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:35,938 I run a tight ship. 293 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,524 I will. I'm rarely drunk these days. 294 00:15:52,622 --> 00:15:55,666 Hey. How's it hangin'? 295 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,170 Che, I have a huge favor to ask you. 296 00:15:59,253 --> 00:16:00,546 Anything. 297 00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:03,466 As long as it doesn't involve me exerting any energy. 298 00:16:03,966 --> 00:16:10,056 Well, we have a problem because I need you to go with me to WidowCon. 299 00:16:10,598 --> 00:16:11,891 What the fuck is WidowCon? 300 00:16:11,974 --> 00:16:16,520 A convention of sad women who have lost the loves of their lives. 301 00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:18,231 I lived in a loft like that once. 302 00:16:18,314 --> 00:16:19,941 It's the first time I've been asked to speak 303 00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:22,443 in front of such a large crowd in years. 304 00:16:22,526 --> 00:16:25,905 I'm nervous. And you're so fearless. 305 00:16:25,988 --> 00:16:28,950 It's funny, I don't feel very fearless at all right now. 306 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:31,077 I know it's a lot to ask. 307 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,372 Yeah, it is, for a pussy like me. 308 00:16:36,499 --> 00:16:39,585 But yes. What the fuck? It's for you. 309 00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:41,629 Thank you. 310 00:16:41,712 --> 00:16:44,215 Besides, my mommy said I have to leave the house 311 00:16:44,298 --> 00:16:45,841 at some point this week. 312 00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:48,928 -Your mommy? -Miranda. 313 00:16:50,429 --> 00:16:53,599 Yep. That silence speaks volumes. 314 00:16:54,558 --> 00:16:57,436 -Hi! Welcome to Brooklyn. -Hi! 315 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,522 -Thank you. -I'm making paella. 316 00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:02,066 Well, as promised, we brought the wine. 317 00:17:02,149 --> 00:17:04,569 We've got a gorgeous Cabernet for us. 318 00:17:04,652 --> 00:17:06,654 And this imposter for Miranda. 319 00:17:06,737 --> 00:17:09,574 -Beautiful! Come in. -Thank you! 320 00:17:09,657 --> 00:17:10,992 It's beautiful. 321 00:17:11,951 --> 00:17:14,120 -Warm Grape Kool-Aid. -This is good. 322 00:17:14,203 --> 00:17:16,205 That's what this reminds me of. 323 00:17:20,209 --> 00:17:23,754 Sorry, this is my soon-to-be ex. I gotta respond to this real quick. 324 00:17:23,838 --> 00:17:26,090 We had a bad breakup, so we're trying to have a good divorce. 325 00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:28,342 What does that mean exactly, no restraining orders? 326 00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:32,722 Seriously, do ya think you'll stay friends? 327 00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:35,516 Well, I don't know, he's just been a part of my life 328 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,934 for so many goddamn years, 329 00:17:37,018 --> 00:17:40,021 neither one of us can imagine going cold turkey. 330 00:17:40,104 --> 00:17:42,231 So, we text about the Nets. 331 00:17:42,315 --> 00:17:45,610 I think "cold turkey" is my breakup spirit animal. 332 00:17:46,777 --> 00:17:48,946 I always thought that I would keep in touch 333 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:52,241 with my ex-husband, Trey, but he did not want that. 334 00:17:52,325 --> 00:17:54,660 -Well, that's his loss. -Yeah. 335 00:17:54,744 --> 00:17:56,454 Do you think that you and Steve will be friends one day 336 00:17:56,537 --> 00:17:59,040 -after the divorce? -God, I hope so. 337 00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:03,502 But we're still light years away from even talking about divorce. 338 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:05,004 I'll know we're making progress 339 00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:07,214 when Steve can actually make eye contact with me 340 00:18:07,298 --> 00:18:10,176 instead of looking away like a puppy who's been kicked. 341 00:18:10,259 --> 00:18:12,261 Well, one of you has to bring it up 342 00:18:12,345 --> 00:18:14,639 and I think that might have to be you. 343 00:18:14,722 --> 00:18:18,225 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's gotta come from him. 344 00:18:18,309 --> 00:18:21,103 I did the damage, so I just have to suck it up 345 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,564 and give him time till he can find his bearings. 346 00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:25,650 I don't know if that's the best approach. 347 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,611 -Why not? -Just something he said. 348 00:18:29,237 --> 00:18:30,947 What did he say? 349 00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:36,535 Well, it was months ago, but he said that he would never take his wedding ring off. 350 00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:38,579 Till death do you part. 351 00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:42,375 -That would be so romantic if it weren't-- -My life. 352 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,461 -Why didn't you tell me? -Because I didn't wanna give you 353 00:18:45,544 --> 00:18:49,215 another thing to keep beating yourself up about. 354 00:18:49,298 --> 00:18:53,427 And the only reason I am telling you now 355 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:57,598 is to light a fire under you to go talk to him. 356 00:18:57,682 --> 00:19:00,685 I don't think he is ever going to just 357 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:05,773 wake up one day and magically be ready to move on. 358 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:11,904 Can't we just skip forward to the awkward texting phase? 359 00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:18,661 Oh! I came across an ex this week that I didn't even remember I had. 360 00:19:18,911 --> 00:19:20,413 An ex-writing partner. 361 00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:24,125 Apparently the breakup did not go well. 362 00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:27,503 In fact, I have more baggage with Karen than I do with Aidan. 363 00:19:27,587 --> 00:19:28,963 Done! 364 00:19:29,046 --> 00:19:31,591 -Who’s Aidan? -Her ex-fiancé. 365 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:36,345 This is something I'm curious about. Do you still talk to him? 366 00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:38,264 No. No contact. Not in years. 367 00:19:39,015 --> 00:19:41,726 Do you have any idea whatever happened to him? 368 00:19:43,352 --> 00:19:46,939 He's living in Virginia now. And he got divorced five years ago. 369 00:19:47,023 --> 00:19:51,319 And he sold his furniture company to West Elm for quite a pretty penny. 370 00:19:51,986 --> 00:19:53,446 What did we do before the internet? 371 00:19:53,529 --> 00:19:55,114 I'm not proud of myself. 372 00:20:17,345 --> 00:20:19,472 Cute. What about this house? 373 00:20:19,555 --> 00:20:21,432 Would you get real? Look at the square footage. 374 00:20:21,515 --> 00:20:24,936 Just our bags and shoes need more room than that. 375 00:20:25,019 --> 00:20:26,729 Well, ya know what? This is your world. 376 00:20:26,812 --> 00:20:29,815 -You take over, it's all yours. -Gladly. 377 00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:32,777 I was just being polite. I already found the perfect place. 378 00:20:36,697 --> 00:20:39,158 Hey, where did the website go? 379 00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:43,746 This new computer is fast. Like, too fast. 380 00:20:43,829 --> 00:20:46,582 Careful! Careful, Speed Racer. Don't hit send. 381 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:47,708 Don't send what? 382 00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:51,754 That e-mail I chickened out of sending to an ex-boyfriend. 383 00:20:51,837 --> 00:20:53,130 Oh, I have a bunch of those. 384 00:20:53,214 --> 00:20:54,799 And they all start with "hope you're doing well" 385 00:20:54,882 --> 00:20:56,592 and end with a screenshot of my bank account. 386 00:20:58,261 --> 00:21:00,388 No, it's not like that with us. 387 00:21:00,471 --> 00:21:05,017 I'd love to hear more, but unless he has a steam shower and a two-car garage, 388 00:21:05,101 --> 00:21:07,645 south of the highway, this isn't his moment. 389 00:21:09,939 --> 00:21:15,361 Okay, it's back. And here it is. 390 00:21:20,783 --> 00:21:23,494 Carrie, do you take this house? 391 00:21:25,955 --> 00:21:27,164 I do. 392 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:28,958 Do you? 393 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,376 I already did. 394 00:21:30,459 --> 00:21:34,672 Those fabulous rentals, they go quick. Again, just being polite. 395 00:21:43,556 --> 00:21:45,725 Hey, you're up early. 396 00:21:45,808 --> 00:21:49,186 Couldn't sleep 'cause you're so excited about WidowCon? 397 00:21:49,270 --> 00:21:52,481 That's why I'm calling. Have you looked outside? 398 00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:57,987 It's so pretty. 399 00:21:58,070 --> 00:22:00,907 It's supposed to turn into a bomb cyclone. 400 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:04,452 There's no way any widows are gonna be able to get in or outta town. 401 00:22:04,535 --> 00:22:05,745 Well, they don't have to. 402 00:22:05,828 --> 00:22:08,164 They've been at the Sheraton since Tuesday. 403 00:22:09,749 --> 00:22:10,958 Well... 404 00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:14,420 I think under these circumstances, you can cancel. 405 00:22:14,503 --> 00:22:16,130 And by you, I mean us. 406 00:22:16,213 --> 00:22:19,216 No, no, no, no, no. I can't. I can't. I can't cancel. 407 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:22,011 Kerry would never let me live that down. 408 00:22:22,094 --> 00:22:24,138 Did you just refer to yourself in the third person? 409 00:22:25,139 --> 00:22:26,349 No. 410 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:28,184 Kerry's my old writing partner. 411 00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:31,604 She runs the thing and she's already expecting me to be a no-show, 412 00:22:31,687 --> 00:22:33,439 so I can't be a "snow flake." 413 00:22:33,522 --> 00:22:37,276 I thought you were going to sell books and read to grieving widows. 414 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:41,197 Well, that too. Please, please, please come. 415 00:22:41,656 --> 00:22:43,574 I need you there. 416 00:22:43,658 --> 00:22:47,245 I really wanna do a good job for these women. 417 00:22:47,578 --> 00:22:49,580 Their husbands died. 418 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,126 -It's a mess out there. -So did mine. 419 00:22:57,588 --> 00:22:58,798 I'll see you at one. 420 00:22:59,173 --> 00:23:00,466 Thank you. 421 00:23:04,345 --> 00:23:05,721 Hey, honey, where ya goin'? 422 00:23:05,805 --> 00:23:09,058 It's a snow day and I'm making hot cocoa like I did when you were little. 423 00:23:09,141 --> 00:23:10,142 I'm going to Blake's. 424 00:23:10,226 --> 00:23:13,729 His parents got stuck in Connecticut, so today is the day. 425 00:23:13,813 --> 00:23:15,731 -It's perfect. -Oh, oh, okay. 426 00:23:15,815 --> 00:23:18,025 So today's the day. It's happening. 427 00:23:18,109 --> 00:23:20,111 -Bye. -Wait! 428 00:23:22,572 --> 00:23:25,616 Mom, please don't think you're about to hug me right now. 429 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:27,577 No, I'm not gonna hug you. 430 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:31,080 I just had to move away from the stove 'cause it was hot. 431 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,126 Bye, Dad. 432 00:23:35,918 --> 00:23:37,336 Where's she goin'? 433 00:23:38,838 --> 00:23:40,715 She's going to do the thing that you said that you 434 00:23:40,798 --> 00:23:42,633 didn't wanna hear about. 435 00:23:44,135 --> 00:23:46,137 Okay. 436 00:23:47,638 --> 00:23:50,266 -Hot cocoa ready? -Yeah. 437 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:57,857 Damnit! They canceled my car service. 438 00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,775 I'm sorry, baby. 439 00:24:00,735 --> 00:24:02,320 But since you're all dressed, 440 00:24:02,403 --> 00:24:04,614 now you can come with me to my Wall Street lunch. 441 00:24:04,697 --> 00:24:06,407 What makes you think yours is still coming? 442 00:24:06,490 --> 00:24:07,783 Terry booked a Tahoe. 443 00:24:07,867 --> 00:24:10,953 That thing could drive through a nuclear apocalypse. Plus 444 00:24:11,913 --> 00:24:14,457 it's got heated seats. 445 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:18,836 And you know you love those heated seats. 446 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:21,213 I am not gonna give up my event for a warm fanny. 447 00:24:21,297 --> 00:24:23,424 Don't be silly. You don't have a car, you don't have a cab. 448 00:24:23,507 --> 00:24:24,550 How ya gonna get there? 449 00:24:25,092 --> 00:24:27,345 MoMA is honoring me as a Black filmmaker. 450 00:24:27,428 --> 00:24:29,388 I will take a dog sled there if I have to. 451 00:24:29,472 --> 00:24:30,348 Okay. 452 00:24:30,973 --> 00:24:33,684 -Well, okay, then. I'll drop you. -No, no. 453 00:24:33,768 --> 00:24:35,895 I don't need a knight in shining Tahoe to get me there. 454 00:24:35,978 --> 00:24:37,355 I can get there myself. 455 00:24:37,438 --> 00:24:39,523 Okay, do you. 456 00:24:41,609 --> 00:24:44,028 Yes, I will, do me. 457 00:25:23,859 --> 00:25:26,487 It's Lily! One second. One second. 458 00:25:27,029 --> 00:25:30,032 Mom, we've already had to pause it three times for Dad to pee. 459 00:25:30,116 --> 00:25:32,994 Hi, it's Mom. Everything okay? 460 00:25:33,077 --> 00:25:35,329 Blake doesn't have any condoms. 461 00:25:35,413 --> 00:25:40,793 What? What happened to "since fifth grade" and "we got this"? 462 00:25:40,876 --> 00:25:43,004 I thought he'd get them, and he thought I'd get them. 463 00:25:43,087 --> 00:25:46,799 Well, you tell him right now to go out and get some. 464 00:25:46,882 --> 00:25:50,094 He's afraid the drugstore near here will tell his mom 465 00:25:50,177 --> 00:25:52,555 and she's not as sex-positive as you are. 466 00:25:53,055 --> 00:25:54,432 Would you go for us? 467 00:25:54,515 --> 00:25:56,100 -Dad! -I am not about to go out 468 00:25:56,183 --> 00:25:58,978 in the middle of a blizzard to get you guys condoms. 469 00:25:59,061 --> 00:25:59,979 Okay, okay. Never mind. 470 00:26:00,062 --> 00:26:02,690 Blake Googled "how to pull out." We can just try that. 471 00:26:02,773 --> 00:26:03,941 Okay, bye. 472 00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:06,027 Lily? Lily! 473 00:26:13,284 --> 00:26:15,036 Hello? 474 00:26:15,745 --> 00:26:17,371 Hello? 475 00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:24,962 Please, please, open up! Please! It's an emergency! 476 00:26:27,256 --> 00:26:29,717 Closed! No one came in! 477 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,677 Please, please! 478 00:26:34,263 --> 00:26:36,891 My daughter needs condoms! 479 00:26:37,433 --> 00:26:40,061 Please! Please! 480 00:26:58,496 --> 00:27:00,831 Hey, Charlotte, I saw your two missed calls. 481 00:27:00,915 --> 00:27:01,874 Is everything okay? 482 00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:06,337 Carrie! It's an emergency! I'm around the corner from you. 483 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,256 Do you have any condoms? 484 00:27:08,339 --> 00:27:12,301 Okay. Why do you need condoms and why do you think I would have any? 485 00:27:12,385 --> 00:27:14,470 I don't know, you were having sex with that guy, Franklyn, 486 00:27:14,553 --> 00:27:16,013 -and I just thought-- -Thought what? 487 00:27:16,097 --> 00:27:18,015 I was worried about getting pregnant? 488 00:27:18,099 --> 00:27:22,019 No! I don't know, like, for STDs or whatever. 489 00:27:22,103 --> 00:27:25,189 You thought I had an STD situation? 490 00:27:25,273 --> 00:27:27,942 No, no! Of course not! 491 00:27:28,025 --> 00:27:31,112 I've lost my mind trying to find condoms for Lily. 492 00:27:31,195 --> 00:27:34,782 I've been to three drugstores and they are all closed! 493 00:27:34,865 --> 00:27:39,370 Are you on a condom scavenger hunt in this weather? 494 00:27:39,453 --> 00:27:41,080 Carrie, I'm her mother. 495 00:27:41,163 --> 00:27:44,208 I couldn't even get my mother to pick me up after school. 496 00:27:44,292 --> 00:27:49,255 Okay, well, best of luck to you, and whatever happens, let it go. 497 00:28:33,674 --> 00:28:35,635 We're not gonna let a little snow stop us, are we? 498 00:28:35,718 --> 00:28:37,386 No, we are not. 499 00:28:45,728 --> 00:28:48,689 -Here's your ticket. -Thank you. 500 00:28:53,152 --> 00:28:56,864 Che? Oh, my God! 501 00:28:56,948 --> 00:29:01,661 You look like the guy that we used to buy our Christmas trees from. 502 00:29:01,744 --> 00:29:03,704 That's the look I was going for. 503 00:29:03,788 --> 00:29:06,165 -Yeah. -Well, that's a good look. 504 00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:09,043 A vibrator? 505 00:29:09,669 --> 00:29:12,088 Okay, okay. A vibrator. 506 00:29:12,171 --> 00:29:14,548 Yep! The Widow Wand! 507 00:29:14,632 --> 00:29:17,343 Our best seller. On backorder only. 508 00:29:17,927 --> 00:29:19,762 Right? Oh, my God! 509 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,770 All right, fun statistic: One-third of women over 60 are widows. 510 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:31,816 And on Super Bowl Sunday, the other two-thirds wish they were! 511 00:29:36,821 --> 00:29:39,323 I lost my husband at 45. 512 00:29:39,407 --> 00:29:41,492 He didn't actually die until he was 60, 513 00:29:41,576 --> 00:29:44,328 I just lost him in an Ikea. Where is he? 514 00:29:44,787 --> 00:29:46,622 She's like the "Don Rickles of Death." 515 00:29:46,998 --> 00:29:53,337 Downside, yes, he is dead. Upside, his mother probably is, too! 516 00:29:53,421 --> 00:29:56,090 What is happening? Was I so busy deeply grieving 517 00:29:56,173 --> 00:29:58,801 I missed the memo that death is now funny? 518 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:05,099 Carrie! You made it! I'm shocked. Maddie Thomas is a tough act to follow. 519 00:30:06,142 --> 00:30:08,060 I'm following her? 520 00:30:08,144 --> 00:30:09,228 Yeah, now follow me. 521 00:30:09,312 --> 00:30:13,983 Downside, dead. Upside? Ice cream for dinner! 522 00:30:16,611 --> 00:30:18,571 -Downside, dead. -Oh, my God. 523 00:30:18,654 --> 00:30:22,867 My book doesn't have any laughs. At most, maybe, a sarcastic smile. 524 00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:24,577 You're a comedian, write me a joke. 525 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:28,748 Oh, no. No, dude. I don't think anything's funny these days. 526 00:30:28,831 --> 00:30:32,668 Hey, and who are we supposed to date? There's no one left. 527 00:30:32,752 --> 00:30:36,047 Men die faster than the flowers you buy at the corner deli. 528 00:30:36,923 --> 00:30:38,215 You're next. 529 00:30:39,967 --> 00:30:42,470 I think they're dead before you buy them. 530 00:30:42,553 --> 00:30:46,682 My God. I'm gonna be the bomb cyclone. Come on, I need a joke. One joke. 531 00:30:46,766 --> 00:30:49,352 Okay, okay. The merch out there is hilarious. 532 00:30:49,435 --> 00:30:52,230 So, maybe something like, 533 00:30:52,313 --> 00:30:55,900 "The Widow Wand doesn't come with a life-time guarantee, 534 00:30:55,983 --> 00:30:57,735 but then, neither did my husband"? 535 00:30:58,361 --> 00:31:01,280 -Good! That's good! -Okay, okay. 536 00:31:01,364 --> 00:31:04,283 The truth is, everything reminds me of him. 537 00:31:04,367 --> 00:31:07,745 Except for that vibrator out there because, 538 00:31:07,828 --> 00:31:14,168 oh, baby, if I'm havin' an orgasm, my husband is definitely not present. 539 00:31:14,252 --> 00:31:15,628 -Shit. -No, no, no. She-- 540 00:31:15,711 --> 00:31:17,922 Okay, she didn't say the vibrator name. 541 00:31:18,005 --> 00:31:20,716 All right? Which is the funny thing. 542 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,719 -So, you know, it still might be good. -Thank you, I love you! 543 00:31:24,011 --> 00:31:27,390 Buy my book, "Ice Cream for Dinner," and remember, 544 00:31:27,473 --> 00:31:31,727 -he may be dead-- -But you aren't! 545 00:31:39,819 --> 00:31:44,365 Well, I am thrilled to bring to the stage our keynote speaker. 546 00:31:44,448 --> 00:31:50,663 The "New York Times" best-selling author and the always hilarious Carrie Bradshaw. 547 00:31:50,746 --> 00:31:52,999 I'm not hilarious. 548 00:31:53,082 --> 00:31:54,875 Go get 'em! Yeah, you got this. 549 00:32:00,089 --> 00:32:01,299 Hello. 550 00:32:02,383 --> 00:32:05,344 Jeez, I wouldn't have come all this way in the snow 551 00:32:05,428 --> 00:32:09,056 if I'd known the Widow Wand was on backorder. 552 00:32:18,733 --> 00:32:21,152 Well, okay, I'm gonna, 553 00:32:21,736 --> 00:32:25,156 I'm gonna read from my book, "Loved & Lost." 554 00:32:32,288 --> 00:32:36,459 First, Lisa, thank you for joining us during this Snowpocalypse. 555 00:32:38,419 --> 00:32:41,756 Well, like my father, a playwright, always says: 556 00:32:41,839 --> 00:32:44,800 even if there's only one person, you do a show. 557 00:32:47,678 --> 00:32:52,308 Okay, let's talk about your film, "The First But Not The Last." 558 00:32:52,391 --> 00:32:57,104 The three Black women you follow are absolute powerhouses. 559 00:32:57,188 --> 00:33:00,149 What made you decide to choose them 560 00:33:00,233 --> 00:33:02,401 given so many "firsts" in our history? 561 00:33:02,485 --> 00:33:04,153 Well, thank you, Jennifer. 562 00:33:04,237 --> 00:33:06,906 I decided to start with women who 563 00:33:06,989 --> 00:33:10,785 broke down barriers in business, education, and law. 564 00:33:10,868 --> 00:33:15,289 Women who were doing so when the world was telling them, 565 00:33:15,373 --> 00:33:18,709 "No, you can't. No, you shouldn't. 566 00:33:19,210 --> 00:33:20,628 No, you won't." 567 00:33:21,337 --> 00:33:25,883 I have a daughter and I want her to know, I want all of our young people to know, 568 00:33:25,967 --> 00:33:29,929 about the many unsung "sheroes" who built America. 569 00:33:31,389 --> 00:33:35,851 The research behind this film, it must have taken you years. 570 00:33:36,978 --> 00:33:39,689 Eight years, actually. 571 00:33:41,190 --> 00:33:45,861 And I'm married with three children, so it's a miracle that it didn't take 18. 572 00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:47,738 Okay. 573 00:33:48,197 --> 00:33:49,407 But... 574 00:33:52,326 --> 00:33:53,536 But... 575 00:33:56,205 --> 00:33:59,500 it was important for me to make this film 576 00:33:59,584 --> 00:34:04,046 because so many Black women 577 00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:06,966 still hear "no" every day. 578 00:34:07,425 --> 00:34:12,680 And it is my hope that this movie might offer 579 00:34:12,763 --> 00:34:15,391 a little encouragement to them to keep going 580 00:34:15,474 --> 00:34:18,728 if they aren't as lucky as those of us who get that support at home. 581 00:34:28,613 --> 00:34:30,197 Mom, thank you so much. 582 00:34:30,281 --> 00:34:32,909 Yes. Okay, I got you the assorted pack. 583 00:34:32,992 --> 00:34:37,580 There is classic, thin, ribbed. I would avoid using the warming one 584 00:34:37,663 --> 00:34:39,582 'cause you get a rash really easily down there, rem-- 585 00:34:39,665 --> 00:34:42,585 -It's cold and the snow is blowing in. -Okay. 586 00:34:48,007 --> 00:34:50,009 -Thank you! -Okay. 587 00:35:12,990 --> 00:35:17,745 "I thought that over time, my grief would shrink. 588 00:35:18,663 --> 00:35:23,584 "That it wouldn't fill every inch of me like it had for so long. 589 00:35:24,043 --> 00:35:27,129 "My sadness never shrank, but I grew... 590 00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:28,839 "and grew... 591 00:35:28,923 --> 00:35:31,634 "until I was so large, 592 00:35:31,717 --> 00:35:34,345 "the grief just felt smaller. 593 00:35:35,054 --> 00:35:39,016 "And then I realized, it was time. 594 00:35:39,642 --> 00:35:42,436 "You don't move on because you're ready to. 595 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:47,692 You move on because you've outgrown who you used to be." 596 00:36:13,676 --> 00:36:16,137 Hey, Carrie. Maddie Thomas. 597 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:17,597 -Of course. -That was great. 598 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,724 -Thank you. -And I wanted to say, 599 00:36:20,349 --> 00:36:22,059 thank you for your book. 600 00:36:23,811 --> 00:36:25,229 I loved it. 601 00:36:26,105 --> 00:36:30,401 I think I really just needed a good cry, ya know? 602 00:36:30,484 --> 00:36:32,194 -I do. -Of course, ya do. 603 00:36:32,278 --> 00:36:33,738 I do, thank you. 604 00:36:33,821 --> 00:36:36,449 Come on. Let's sell a book or two. 605 00:36:36,824 --> 00:36:38,492 Make sure to get in line for that ladies' room 606 00:36:38,576 --> 00:36:41,120 'cause you know it's gonna be long, right? 607 00:36:41,203 --> 00:36:42,955 I mean, look, it's all ladies here. 608 00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:45,583 Seriously, Carrie, man, you rocked that. 609 00:36:45,666 --> 00:36:48,753 -Thank you for being here. -No, no, thank you. 610 00:36:48,836 --> 00:36:50,880 -For what? -Some perspective. 611 00:36:50,963 --> 00:36:55,343 You all had the actual love of your lives die, 612 00:36:55,426 --> 00:36:59,513 and here you are, up for a laugh, moving on, you know? 613 00:36:59,597 --> 00:37:01,599 I just had my ego die. 614 00:37:02,099 --> 00:37:06,771 Yeah, and no matter how fragile I feel, I need to move my shit on, too. 615 00:37:08,147 --> 00:37:10,691 Good. Good. 616 00:37:12,818 --> 00:37:14,195 All right, I gotta go sell some books. 617 00:37:14,278 --> 00:37:15,863 All right, I gotta ski home. 618 00:37:16,656 --> 00:37:17,823 -Bye. -Bye. 619 00:37:17,907 --> 00:37:19,242 I'll talk to you later. 620 00:37:28,334 --> 00:37:29,543 Hey. 621 00:37:31,128 --> 00:37:33,839 Hey. What are you doin' here? 622 00:37:34,465 --> 00:37:35,925 Just finishing laundry. 623 00:37:36,717 --> 00:37:38,928 -Where's Brady? -At Scout. 624 00:37:39,637 --> 00:37:42,014 I decided to give him a couple of shifts. 625 00:37:43,015 --> 00:37:44,308 He's working at the bar now? 626 00:37:45,726 --> 00:37:47,478 Yep, he's workin' at the bar. 627 00:37:48,145 --> 00:37:49,397 Got a problem with that? 628 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,774 No, not at all. Just new information. 629 00:37:51,857 --> 00:37:56,862 Listen, I wanted to talk to you anyway. 630 00:37:57,863 --> 00:37:59,740 How's the apartment search going? 631 00:37:59,824 --> 00:38:02,910 It's not. There is nothin' out there. 632 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,538 I'm not moving. 633 00:38:06,372 --> 00:38:08,374 What do you mean you're not moving? 634 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,295 You said in therapy that you would find a place. 635 00:38:12,753 --> 00:38:15,172 Yeah. I lied. 636 00:38:16,591 --> 00:38:18,009 So, what now? 637 00:38:18,551 --> 00:38:21,178 Because I can't keep living like this. 638 00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:24,682 Coming here, doing laundry, dropping off Brady's medication, 639 00:38:24,765 --> 00:38:28,769 cleaning the rotting Whole Foods leftovers out of the fridge. 640 00:38:29,186 --> 00:38:31,731 You said you would find a place, so I have been-- 641 00:38:31,814 --> 00:38:33,649 This is my house. 642 00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:35,735 -My house. -Really? 643 00:38:36,277 --> 00:38:39,363 You should tell that to the mortgage that has only my name on it. 644 00:38:39,989 --> 00:38:44,285 I made it! This kitchen, I built it! 645 00:38:44,368 --> 00:38:49,665 It was a shithole before I did everything. I did everything here! 646 00:38:49,749 --> 00:38:53,711 This floor, the fireplace, the fuckin' bookshelf! 647 00:38:55,212 --> 00:38:57,548 All of it is my house! 648 00:38:57,632 --> 00:38:58,549 My house. 649 00:38:58,633 --> 00:39:01,802 You never wanted to come here to Brooklyn. 650 00:39:02,386 --> 00:39:07,725 Ya never wanted me, and you, ya never even wanted Brady! 651 00:39:08,517 --> 00:39:12,396 So why don't you go find a new place and get the fuck out of our lives! 652 00:39:14,941 --> 00:39:16,067 I'm sorry. 653 00:39:17,193 --> 00:39:19,111 I'm sorry, Miranda. Please, hey, hey, hey! 654 00:39:19,195 --> 00:39:20,655 -You can't leave like this. -Oh, my God! 655 00:39:20,738 --> 00:39:23,115 All right? I did not mean what I said about Brady! 656 00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:24,784 It's just, you caught me off-guard, okay? 657 00:39:24,867 --> 00:39:26,035 -Listen, this isn't us. -I can't. 658 00:39:26,118 --> 00:39:30,248 This is not who we are, okay? It is not who we are, okay? 659 00:39:30,331 --> 00:39:33,668 So please, you can't get on a subway all cryin' and everything. 660 00:39:33,751 --> 00:39:36,087 So, you know, just stay here with me. 661 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:41,008 All right? Till we calm down. Please! Please! 662 00:40:04,991 --> 00:40:07,410 I hate that I hurt you so much. 663 00:40:09,412 --> 00:40:10,538 I know. 664 00:40:11,789 --> 00:40:16,168 I wish there was something I could do that could help us move past-- 665 00:40:17,753 --> 00:40:18,963 What's this? 666 00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:24,760 What is this, Steve? 667 00:40:25,678 --> 00:40:27,638 It's not what it looks like. 668 00:40:27,722 --> 00:40:30,474 It looks like you've been fucking someone in our bed. 669 00:40:30,558 --> 00:40:32,560 -Is it not that? -No. 670 00:40:33,352 --> 00:40:34,979 I mean, maybe. 671 00:40:35,813 --> 00:40:38,858 Let me guess, the Whole Foods girl. 672 00:40:38,941 --> 00:40:42,862 Of course, you would never buy organic unless you were trying to impress someone. 673 00:40:43,487 --> 00:40:46,032 I don't believe this. 674 00:40:46,115 --> 00:40:50,703 I don't believe that you have been moping around here for months, 675 00:40:50,786 --> 00:40:53,456 playing the victim, letting me do all the laundry, 676 00:40:53,539 --> 00:40:55,416 and all the dishes and all that 677 00:40:55,499 --> 00:40:57,835 while you were already fucking somebody else. 678 00:40:57,919 --> 00:41:00,796 Who said I was a victim? That's in your head. 679 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,924 You moved on. I moved on. 680 00:41:03,007 --> 00:41:05,635 -I ain't a fuckin' victim. -Great. 681 00:41:06,469 --> 00:41:09,180 My bad. You are not a victim. 682 00:41:09,889 --> 00:41:12,808 Which is so good 683 00:41:12,892 --> 00:41:15,478 because I was so worried about you not moving on, 684 00:41:15,561 --> 00:41:17,521 and guess what? You already have. 685 00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:18,731 So... 686 00:41:19,649 --> 00:41:22,860 I am happy for you, happy for us. 687 00:41:22,944 --> 00:41:24,153 I really am. 688 00:41:25,363 --> 00:41:30,409 Okay. Well, you enjoy 689 00:41:30,493 --> 00:41:33,788 your locally sourced organic sex 690 00:41:33,871 --> 00:41:37,875 and I'll start writing up the divorce papers. 691 00:41:37,959 --> 00:41:40,253 And don't worry about me. 692 00:41:40,336 --> 00:41:42,964 I will not be crying on the subway tonight. 693 00:41:52,932 --> 00:41:53,849 Hi. 694 00:41:54,517 --> 00:41:55,810 Hey. 695 00:41:58,771 --> 00:42:00,565 Man, 696 00:42:00,648 --> 00:42:04,318 I don’t know how Steve and I got from loving each other 697 00:42:04,402 --> 00:42:06,112 to this shit show, 698 00:42:06,195 --> 00:42:09,365 but we should definitely have split up earlier 699 00:42:09,448 --> 00:42:11,826 when we still had a chance to be friends. 700 00:42:12,702 --> 00:42:13,703 God. 701 00:42:17,915 --> 00:42:20,543 Well, that's... 702 00:42:22,837 --> 00:42:25,631 that's kinda what I've been thinking about you and me. 703 00:42:31,178 --> 00:42:33,389 I mean, from where we are now 704 00:42:35,808 --> 00:42:38,227 this probably isn't gonna get better. 705 00:42:41,272 --> 00:42:42,273 Yeah. 706 00:42:45,985 --> 00:42:47,194 It's not. 707 00:42:55,036 --> 00:42:59,916 Two back-to-back breakups. I'm killin' it over here. 708 00:43:13,888 --> 00:43:15,598 And just like that, 709 00:43:15,681 --> 00:43:19,602 I realized some relationships are meant to stay in the past. 710 00:43:24,190 --> 00:43:25,566 And some aren't.