1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,525 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:15,841 [indistinct chatter] 3 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:17,234 [woman laughs] 4 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:19,149 Hey! Big dog's here. 5 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:21,238 -Hey, James. -Hello! -What's up? 6 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:22,457 What's up, how's it going? 7 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,719 Uh, sorry, I just got, you know, 8 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,199 s... uh, stuck at work. 9 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,896 GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, my boy James here 10 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:29,507 has an important new job down at the MIT Media Lab. 11 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:33,033 Oh! Soon we'll all be working for James, someday. 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,991 WOMAN: Um, more important: 13 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,210 is he single? 14 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:38,429 Yes he is. [chuckles] 15 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,518 And Lucas is, too. He was just promoted 16 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:43,826 at his job to manager at the cell phone store. 17 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:45,915 Biggest cell phone store at the mall. 18 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,438 Look, I don't want to brag. 19 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:51,051 Um, hey, buddy. You had to work on Thanksgiving? 20 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,705 -Yeah. You know how it is. -Do I? 21 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,490 No, I guess I'm-I'm surprised 22 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,361 you know, the lab was open today. 23 00:00:57,448 --> 00:01:00,234 Great. Well, uh, I guess we can eat now, right? 24 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:03,454 The prodigal son hath returned. [chuckles] 25 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,978 Son, hey. Now, we got to say grace first. 26 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,676 Um, all right, check it out, everybody, 27 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,634 Annalisa and I are honored that you, uh, graced us 28 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:10,896 with your presence. Now, typically, 29 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:13,899 I say the grace, but this year, 30 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:16,511 my successful second-born son 31 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:18,469 -will carry on that tradition. -[Annalisa laughs] 32 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,254 Not that... Uh, hey, 'cause 33 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:22,169 -I'm proud of Lucas, too. I mean, we both are. -Sure. 34 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,040 -Of course, honey, you're... -Dad, I-I'm begging you to stop. 35 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,694 -GEORGE: Hey, I see that frown. -ANNALISA: Yeah. 36 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:26,869 Turn it upside down. 37 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:27,826 I'm just saying that, you know, 38 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:29,176 God has blessed James 39 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,916 -Hallelujah. -this year with that 40 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,657 new coding job, I just think he should do the honors. 41 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,877 -ANNALISA: I agree. -GEORGE: James. 42 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,357 ANNALISA: James. 43 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,620 James. 44 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,883 Now-now? Yep, great. 45 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:43,886 Grace. Right, grace. 46 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,801 -Okay. -Everyone, stand. Thank you. 47 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,846 [clears throat] 48 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:51,981 Stop. 49 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:56,855 Buddy. Okay. [short chuckle] 50 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:59,684 -Jesus. My boy, -Jesus. 51 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,425 my guy, um... 52 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,862 thank you so much for this, 53 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,516 -you know, this feast of kings. 54 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,083 -Mm, mm, mm. -Mm! 55 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,476 Y... 'Cause we're kings. 56 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:09,868 -Yes. -Each and every one of us. 57 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:12,088 We're kings. And, uh, Jesus, 58 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:13,307 -you know, your shit is... -[gasps] 59 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,222 -shit. -You know what? Amen. 60 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,572 -ALL: Amen. -LUCAS: Can I talk to you for a second? 61 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:19,791 -All right. Okay. This way. -[soft chuckling] 62 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:20,966 WOMAN: Amen. [short chuckle] 63 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,231 What are you doing? 64 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:27,408 Praying. Sorry for loving the Lord. 65 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,888 -You're drunk. -You're drunk. 66 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:33,805 Oh, my God. Like, I knew you drank, but today? 67 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:35,720 Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday, 68 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,113 with all of our relatives around? 69 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,551 Relax. I had, uh, dental surgery. 70 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:42,379 I can see the flask in your pocket. 71 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:45,426 I apologize for being a good time. 72 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,689 Okay, you know what, you go lie down 73 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,691 and I'll tell them you're sick, and then 74 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:52,737 -me and you are gonna talk when you sober up. -Oh, my... 75 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:56,045 No one can tell. I... [scoffs] Relax. 76 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,134 [short chuckle] Brother Dad. [laughs] 77 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:00,397 -Glad you guys like everything. -Hey. 78 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:01,790 Hey, every... Oh, sorry. 79 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:03,357 So lovely, hon. 80 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:06,098 Hello. Hey, everybody, hello. 81 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,363 GEORGE: Dig in. Let's start with this leg. 82 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:10,233 He's drunk. 83 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,713 No... Wait. 84 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,194 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... 85 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,847 That cannot be true. 86 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:16,979 No one in this family drinks. 87 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:19,460 LUCAS: Okay. I am... 88 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:21,723 -intervening. -Wait, what? 89 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:24,029 It's like the-the show-- Intervention,you know? 90 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:25,030 No, I don't. 91 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,597 LUCAS: So, on that show, 92 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:29,731 everyone tells the person who's drinking 93 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:30,906 how it's affected their life 94 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:33,561 and then that person stops. 95 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,345 Hey, James. Uh, 96 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:38,130 you drink all the time. 97 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,350 Lucas, James cannot drink and keep a job like this. 98 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,699 -Mm. -ANNALISA: Yes... 99 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,397 Lucas. 100 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,137 I mean, look at James-- he's fine, 101 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,357 -He's just a little tired, you know? -Yeah. 102 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,098 He's been working really hard at his new job. 103 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:51,709 Don't... don't listen to him. He's... 104 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,276 high. 105 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,670 What?! No, I'm not. I don't smoke. 106 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,193 -Are you sure? -I-I'm not... 107 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,108 -JAMES: You smoke so much. -Look at him! 108 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,762 -He can't even sit up straight. -[grunting] 109 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:03,721 -Come on. -Hey, let's eat. -ANNALISA: Oh, I love it. 110 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,245 GEORGE: Why don't we start by just saying 111 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,985 -what we're thankful for? -LUCAS: Okay. 112 00:04:07,072 --> 00:04:09,466 I'm thankful that James didn't die 113 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:11,294 in that car accident 114 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:13,035 -where he was drunk driving. -I'll... 115 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:14,689 -I'll be-I'll be right back. -James, James, don't... 116 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,473 -Sit down, James. -You're not going anywhere. 117 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,692 -I want you to talk to me. -James, baby, sit back down. 118 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,171 -GEORGE: Hey. Boys. -George? 119 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,521 -Boys! -Boys. -ANNALISA: George. 120 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:21,565 -Dude. -Hey, stop! -Wait... 121 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,088 Get off! 122 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,096 ["Uptown Girl" by The Beths playing] 123 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,149 ♪ I feel it happening...♪ 124 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:42,194 Another one? 125 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,066 Yesiree. 126 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:46,547 Giving you happy hour prices on that one 'cause of Thanksgiving. 127 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,680 Oh, have I mentioned that I love you, Ronnie? 128 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,770 -You have, you have. So many times, -Mm-hmm. 129 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:54,555 all right? 130 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:55,773 ♪ I thought we were friendly...♪ 131 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:58,036 He has arrived. 132 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,214 ♪ You had always been someone♪ 133 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,826 -♪ I'd take a hit for♪ -[grunting] 134 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,306 Who's this bozo? 135 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,872 I've never seen him in my life. 136 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,309 JAMES: Nurse. 137 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,223 May I have some medical assistance, 138 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,747 -please. -Yes? 139 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:16,054 -I'll have a piña colada. -Yeah, 140 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,839 we're not a blender type of establishment. 141 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:20,537 Well, then I'll have a piña colada neat, then. 142 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:21,973 Okay. 143 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,411 Hey. You want one? 144 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:25,455 It's on your boy. 145 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,457 A milkshake? No thanks. 146 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:30,939 Okay. Barkeep, did you know that this woman hates free things? 147 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,506 Come on, it's not technically free. 148 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,072 I'd feel like I owe you something, 149 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:35,509 like, even a smile, 150 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:36,510 and I don't want to do that, so... 151 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:37,685 [blows raspberry] no. 152 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:40,209 Ah. Thank you very much. 153 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:43,995 [exhales] 154 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,997 Oh! My God, that's good. 155 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,999 You, sir-- you got 156 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:50,480 a great future ahead of you, did you know that? 157 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,395 -["Pony" by Ginuwine begins playing] -Oh! 158 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,529 [laughs, groans] 159 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:58,009 [muttering, grunting] 160 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,888 [grunts] Yeah. 161 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:11,893 [laughs] 162 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,639 Yeah. [grunting] 163 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,031 ♪ I'm just a bachelor...♪ 164 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:21,729 You got to respect the commitment, 165 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:23,861 but I don't want to watch this anymore. Hey, bud. 166 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:26,342 Smile, let me buy you a drink. 167 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:28,431 ♪ Who knows how to ride...♪ 168 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,607 Let me guess. Cosmo. 169 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,261 Espresso martini, thank you. 170 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:34,263 Ugh. Hey, Ronnie, will you please get a drink 171 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:35,482 for me and my friend... 172 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,222 -Uh, James. -...James 173 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:38,789 here a, uh... What do you want? 174 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:41,749 An espresso martini, please. And thank you... 175 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:42,837 Oh, Katrina. 176 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:44,839 Oh, like the hurricane. 177 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:48,799 Yeah. Well, happy goddamn Thanksgiving, 178 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,584 -James. -Uh, y... yeah. 179 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:53,238 -And to you, good sir. -Mm-hmm. 180 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:56,328 ♪ Waitin', come and...♪ 181 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,722 -Listen. -What? 182 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,681 Just because you bought me a drink 183 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:02,900 doesn't mean that you can take advantage of me. 184 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:05,599 What kind of monster do you think I am? 185 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,949 ["Connection" by Elastica playing] 186 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,301 Oh! Wait, wait, wait. You're very drunk, 187 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,216 so I just want to make sure I have your consent. 188 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:15,173 -Oh, no, you got it. -Okay. 189 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,740 Do I have yours? 190 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:17,828 Oh, yeah. I'm not even that drunk, so... 191 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:19,787 -Okay. -[groaning] 192 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,095 Okay, okay, wait. What if we did, like, a vow? 193 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:26,968 -You mean like praying? -No, not like a prayer. 194 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,535 Repeat after me: 195 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,537 I, Katerina, do consent to one James 196 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,321 in front of God and everyone here 197 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:33,714 forever and ever in perpetuity. 198 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,150 That sounds a lot like a prayer, man. 199 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:38,458 Here we go. I, Katrina, vow to G... 200 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:41,025 to God and the... I say yes to the dress. Amen. 201 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:43,158 Yes. 202 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:46,422 Onward, Christian soldier. 203 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,206 [chuckles] 204 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:53,951 -That was fun. -Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was my first time doing that, so... 205 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,692 Yeah, yeah, same. Obviously. 206 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,085 [whispering]: Hey, listen, I'm gonna go out first. 207 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,783 You have to wait a second so no one notices. 208 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,266 Ronnie! 209 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,268 This was on the floor when I got in there. 210 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,748 Can you believe that? I mean, 211 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,401 you got to tighten up your shit, man. 212 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,707 -That's embarrassing for you. -JAMES: Oh, yeah. 213 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:13,057 No, I-I... I'll get on those apps 214 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:14,885 and, uh, code away, man. I got you. 215 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,887 -Hey. -Mm. 216 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,062 I thought you went home. 217 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,194 I was looking all over for you. 218 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,456 I'm sorry, Sam, you got to go. 219 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:21,979 -Huh? -You have to go. 220 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,372 I have told you multiple times 221 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:25,069 not to fornicate in my bathroom, all right? 222 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,115 It violates health code. Mark 223 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,856 just pissed in a corner. You got to go. 224 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,988 -No... [sighs] We were just vaping. -I have 225 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:33,121 no idea what you're talking about. 226 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,601 -God, get out. -SAMANTHA: You know what? 227 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:35,732 This is bullshit, Ronnie. 228 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:36,864 I'm gonna find a new local, 229 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:39,257 -All right? -Okay. 230 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,433 -See you tomorrow. -Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, Ron! 231 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,044 [James mumbles] 232 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,570 ♪ ♪ 233 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:51,226 Hey, you are a little liar, Katrina. 234 00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:54,490 Oh, sorry, okay? I didn't want to be traceable, you know? 235 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,274 I didn't know if you were a creep. Safety first. 236 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,233 -I still might be a creep. -Are you? 237 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,452 -Nah. -Whew. 238 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,019 You know what, 239 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:04,500 -this is better than a bar. -Right? Right? 240 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,459 We're outside, we got fresh air, it's beautiful out. 241 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,679 -I miss the bar. -Ugh! Me too! 242 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,116 -I miss it so much. -God, what do people do on walks? 243 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,683 JAMES: I hate walking. It's like, 244 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,685 why do you even have to work out to stay in shape? 245 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,340 Like, why can't I just be fit? 246 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,952 -I just want to be in shape so bad. -Yeah. Right. Totally agree. 247 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,954 Uh, we have a lot in common. 248 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:26,043 Yeah, we really do. 249 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,742 Do you have to be anywhere, like, 250 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,352 for-for Thanksgiving or anything like that? 251 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,354 It's not even dark out. I'm good. 252 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,443 ♪ ♪ 253 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,752 So, what brought you out in the first place, anyway? 254 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:42,538 I am celebrating the great day I had with my family. 255 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,540 -Mm. -Doesn't everybody do that? 256 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:47,108 I have no idea, I haven't seen my family yet. 257 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,893 I took the train from New York and went straight to the bar 258 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,591 and I pregamed. 259 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,028 -Always a very good idea with my mother. -Yeah. 260 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,205 Do you know what time it is? 261 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:04,560 -No. Oh. -Aw. Mm-hmm. 262 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:07,998 -She is gonna be so pissed at me. -Yeah, she is. 263 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,347 She can add it to the list of things 264 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,349 she's already mad at me for. 265 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,264 -Ooh! -If you could make money 266 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,005 from pissing off your parents, I would 267 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,486 -be very rich. -Oh. 268 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,662 -You should look into the chosen family thing. -Oh, yeah. 269 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,664 Yeah. That's probably my next move. 270 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,405 Actually, I think your next move should be 271 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:26,626 -going home, because I am a monster. -Mm. No. 272 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,279 I got kicked out of my family 273 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,847 the day of Thanksgiving. 274 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,545 So, we can be monsters together. 275 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,723 -Okay. -Mm-hmm. 276 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,855 -[gasps] It's our turn. Yep. -It's our turn, it's our turn. 277 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,814 Hi, good evening. 278 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,946 I would love a cheeseburger with fries 279 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,601 and a Coke and a shake and an ice cream sundae. 280 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,559 Thank you so much. 281 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,127 And I'll have everything that she had, 282 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,999 but just with, like, one more. 283 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,522 Respect. 284 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,219 -Right? -WOMAN: I can't serve you 285 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,178 without a car. 286 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,397 You can't... You... We-we can't walk up? 287 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:02,487 -Hence the name "drive-through." -Never doing it. 288 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:07,014 Oh, I'm so sorry for the confusion. We arein a car. 289 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,364 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we are. Um, 290 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:12,323 -turn on the radio, sweetheart. -Oh, you've got it, honey bear. 291 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,499 -I'd love to turn on the radio. -Boop, boop. 292 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,371 And the Lord said... [chuckles] 293 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,894 that Jesus, 294 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:21,115 [chuckles] he was, uh, his only son 295 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,291 of me and my wife and... 296 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,335 -SAMANTHA: Different channel. -They just... Okay. 297 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,381 And this is, uh, 298 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,079 1450 Real Talk radio. 299 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,559 -Ooh. -[chuckles] 300 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,561 -[chuckles] Vroom, vroom, vroom. -Vroom, vroom. 301 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,389 Did you get that order, ma'am? 302 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,697 I can literally see you on the camera. 303 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,655 -I need you to leave right now. -What? 304 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,701 Don't make me call whoever you call in this situation. 305 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,398 Okay, ok-okay-- get me... 306 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:47,054 It's Thanksgiving, you assholes! 307 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:54,061 Oh, you are a genius. 308 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,150 ["Tu M'as Trop Menti" by Chantal Goya playing] 309 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,113 [indistinct chatter] 310 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,941 ♪ ♪ 311 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,658 Was that the best meal you've ever had? 312 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,399 -Oh, my God, it's a feast. -Mmm. 313 00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,184 -Mmm. -Oh, 314 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,099 -should we say what we're thankful for? -Uh, 315 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:35,885 okay. I'm thankful I don't live in this shit town anymore. 316 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,974 Ouch. I still live here. 317 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:41,325 Oh, yeah? Fight me. 318 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,371 No, I got a new job. It's in coding. 319 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,156 -Sure. Don't know what that means. -Doesn't matter, 320 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,158 because I got a big promotion. 321 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,421 -Wow. Congratulations. -Ah. 322 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,641 And you even like it. Hot twist. 323 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,513 -I like that I got it, I don't know if I like doing it yet. -Ugh. 324 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:59,126 -Now, that I can get behind. I hate work. -Mm. 325 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,736 Okay, no, I don't hate it. 326 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,999 It's just, I got thrown into the deep end. 327 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:06,350 It's kinda depressing, obsessing over this thing, 328 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,396 you know, you go out, you get it, 329 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,267 and it's too much. 330 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,053 I'm definitely gonna screw it up. 331 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,968 No, you're not, come on. 332 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,708 It sounds like you just have imposter syndrome. 333 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,885 Hey, I thought I had that, but then 334 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,625 it turns out that I was right about everything 335 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,366 I thought I couldn't do, which is everything. -[laughing] 336 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,846 -No way. -Uh-huh. Seriously, 337 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,979 I get in trouble, like, all the time. 338 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,808 I feel like a preschooler, I get scolded a lot. Like, 339 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,462 they're always like, "You're a mess" 340 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,116 or "you're rude to your co-workers" 341 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,336 No, no, I don't buy it. 342 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,165 -You're not like that. -[sighs] Well... no, I know 343 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,036 it seems like I have my shit together but, like, 344 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,995 I do do those things. 345 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,606 All the time, and I-I honestly, like, don't even know why. 346 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,956 I think that, um, I may be just an asshole, 347 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,828 you know, like, genetically. 348 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,612 ["13 Jours en France [Choeurs]" by Francis Lai playing] 349 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,316 That was romantic. 350 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,970 [scoff] Yeah, well, I'm very romantic. 351 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,754 -Ask anybody. -[laughs] 352 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,147 -[clears throat] -Oh. 353 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:08,369 -Yeah. Are we in Before Sunrise? -Yeah. 354 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,327 You know what, we could, like, not exchange info and then 355 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:13,461 just meet at Good Time Sally's again next Thanksgiving. 356 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:14,679 -Yes. -Yeah. 357 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:15,985 -I love that idea. -Mm-hmm. 358 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,552 Maybe we do it every year. 359 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,119 Well, I don't know, let's see how the rest 360 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,643 of the night goes first. But, so far, A-plus date. 361 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,340 So this is a date now? 362 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,125 -Yeah. -Okay. 363 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,170 -It's longer than most dates I've had. -Okay. 364 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,740 -JAMES: [whispering]: What are you doing? -I got it, it's okay. 365 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,350 [giggles] Come on, come on, come on, come on. 366 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,265 -Shh, shh. -Oh... Okay... -RONNIE: Hey! 367 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,050 -SAMANTHA: What? -Are you joking with me right now? 368 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,965 No, no, listen, listen, listen, I'm only back because 369 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,010 -I forgot my bag. -As God is my witness, 370 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,707 -she left her bag. -But hear me out, okay? 371 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,884 'Cause we're already here, so, like, maybe we just 372 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,798 -have one drink? Come on. -No. 373 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,191 Oh... 374 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,019 Come here, man. 375 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,630 -Listen, help me out, please. I mean, -Please. 376 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,197 this girl's amazing, and she deserves 377 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,025 a really good Thanksgiving. 378 00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,290 -One drink. -Yes! 379 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,597 RONNIE: Stay out of the bathroom. 380 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,512 ♪ ♪ 381 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,644 Yeah, you know, Thanksgiving used to be fun at my house, 382 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,646 'cause we'd have, like, a lot of family over 383 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,084 and my mom and I could sit several seats apart, and it... 384 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,303 it was normal-ish, you know? 385 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,044 I used to call it "fooling the public." 386 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:18,265 But now it's just us, and last year was brutal. 387 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,267 -It was brutal. -Okay. 388 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,659 But this Thanksgiving-- 389 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:25,228 like, the one I just had today-- 390 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,316 -was the worst. -No, no, no. 391 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,840 Picture my mom-- amom-- 392 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,842 sitting up all night, 393 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,714 waiting for me to come home. 394 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,672 That's awful. That is pretty bad. 395 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,849 -[laughing]: Thank you. I know, it's so bad. -It is. 396 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,504 Okay, but my family probably spent 397 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,332 the entire night worrying about me. 398 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,509 Why? You seem so great. 399 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,946 I... I don't know. 400 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,123 My job. My drinking. Name it. 401 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,734 Yeah, but you've got a great job, you don't drink that much. 402 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,388 You can't have a job like that if you're a drunk. 403 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,346 Yeah. 404 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,479 -Uh, maybe. -Take my word for it. I've got, like, 405 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,917 a big job, all things considered, and I'm thriving. 406 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,007 Closing! You don't have to go home... 407 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,574 -But we can't stay here. -Oh. Wait. 408 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,705 No. 409 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,969 Oh, yes. 410 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,232 No, come on, one more drink, Ronnie. 411 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,321 No. First of all, it's Massachusetts state law, 412 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,105 and secondly, you've had enough to drink. 413 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,541 [laughs] Please. 414 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,630 I could drive a school bus. 415 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,764 [coughing, retching] 416 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,595 And that, my friend, 417 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,206 is why I bought the mints and the... 418 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,686 -the toothbrush. And the gum. -Mm. 419 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:32,992 I think you might be, like, 420 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,950 -my personal guru. -[chuckles] 421 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,691 [coughs] See, I'd join your cult. 422 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,085 -I would be such a good cult leader. -Mm. 423 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,696 No, seriously, I think about it, like, all the time. 424 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,568 'Cause those things dissolve into murder 425 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,266 and money laundering, 426 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,311 but it doesn't have to. 427 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,834 Why can't we just 428 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,098 live off the land and have all the sex? 429 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,795 And it'd be so fun. 430 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,753 All right, we can be the one good-guy cult, 431 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,104 with all the good of the cult but without, like, 432 00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,540 the legal mess and whatnot. 433 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,324 -Yeah, yeah. -I'm 100% in and I think 434 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,674 -we would make bank. -[laughs] 435 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,373 Okay, so what's next? Maybe we go to Fenway. 436 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,418 -Break in there? -Uh-uh. I'm getting tired. 437 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,855 -Or, like, a roller skate or something like... -Okay, hang on a second. 438 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,162 I think you're trying to trick me into exercise again. 439 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,903 Oh, ha. Gross. 440 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,383 I didn't even mean to. 441 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,777 Oh, God, it's so late. 442 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,780 Uh, actually, I kinda think that, like... 443 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,173 I should go home. 444 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,132 Oh, no. No way. Come o... We... 445 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,481 It's not even light out. 446 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,526 Right? Like, we just got here. 447 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,398 -Come... -Where? 448 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,529 Right here. Y... 449 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:33,878 Where we're, uh, standing. 450 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,055 Uh... [sighs] 451 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,839 Uh, come on, come on, come on. We've had such a great night. 452 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,232 Like, it can't end here. 453 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,060 I don't... I don't know. 454 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,018 Please, please. I really... 455 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,802 I can't go home. 456 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,070 I know-- what if we just walked into the street, 457 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,897 waited for a car to come, 458 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,551 and then just got out of the way right before it came? 459 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:57,206 -Yeah. Yeah. For real, -Like in The Notebook. 460 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,513 can you imagine? -Yeah. Yeah. Come on, it'll be fun. 461 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,863 No, dude, that's, like, a really bad idea, okay? 462 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,865 -No, no. You're being -Why don't we do something like 463 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:04,953 -a spoilsport. -jump off a bridge? 464 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,215 [car honking] 465 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,564 Dude, dude! 466 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,524 [grunts] What are you doing?! 467 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,961 -What is wrong with you? -You don't want to try it? 468 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,137 No, I don't want to try it. I don't have a death wish. 469 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,487 -I-It's not like that. -That was insane. 470 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,402 Do you know how insane that is? 471 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,928 No, I don't... 472 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,408 I-I don't even know. 473 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,759 -Okay. -Uh... 474 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,328 I'm sorry. We were having such a nice time, 475 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,503 -Yeah, it's okay. -that... 476 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,027 No, it really isn't. 477 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,161 No, it's not, actually. 478 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,685 That was messed-up, man. You need help. 479 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,209 I don't know, you should, like, talk to somebody-- 480 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,080 a therapist or... 481 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,387 I don't know, people are always saying that to me, but I'm fine. 482 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,738 My family doesn't really believe in therapy. 483 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,001 They might if they knew the alternative. 484 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,829 Sorry, I just feel like 485 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,439 you need something. 486 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:57,875 Yeah. 487 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,749 You should go. 488 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,794 Yeah. I'm s-so sorry. 489 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,274 -No, please. Don't be. -Yeah. 490 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,407 You know, I-I had so much fun tonight, 491 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,887 except for this whole end bit, which was terrible. 492 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,020 ♪ ♪ 493 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:15,066 -Uh... -Yeah. 494 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,163 I'll see you at the bar in one year's time. 495 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,642 Yeah, I'll see you then. 496 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,608 [indistinct chatter] 497 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,877 LUCAS: Yo, bro. 498 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,705 Yo. Thanks for coming out, man. 499 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,359 I don't know how to do this. 500 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,709 Hey, man, baby steps and all that. 501 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,059 Besides, if we don't like it, we just leave. 502 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,540 [chuckles] Y-Yeah. 503 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,542 But you can't leave in the middle. 504 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,414 Yes, you can. Do you see guards or anything? 505 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,112 Yeah. There are so many guards. Like, look at her. 506 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,680 -Hi, good to see you. -LUCAS: Here's my question. Like, 507 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,727 did you have to dress like an alcoholic, though? 508 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,119 -I don't like this on you. -It happens. 509 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,947 I love it. You bought it for me. 510 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,601 LUCAS: I realize now it just makes you look like 511 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,082 -a giant fourth-grader. -Best year of my life. 512 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,997 -But, like, a fourth-grader who's good at math. -OLIVIA: Good. Hey, what's up? 513 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,825 I'm sorry. 514 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,783 Hi. I'm Olivia. 515 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,611 First time? 516 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,178 Yeah. 517 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,050 Welcome. 518 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,356 There's snacks. 519 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,924 ♪ ♪ 520 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,492 There's snacks. Come on. 521 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,929 Gushers, Cheez-Its, little, uh... 522 00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,888 -JAMES: Peanut butter sandwich things. -LUCAS: Oh, I do love those.