1 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:04,286 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:15,580 (indistinct chatter) 3 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:16,982 (woman laughs) 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:18,801 hey! Big dog's here. 5 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,936 -Hey, james. -Hello! -What's up? 6 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,137 What's up, how's it going? 7 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:23,422 Uh, sorry, I just got, you know, 8 00:00:23,474 --> 00:00:24,756 s... Uh, stuck at work. 9 00:00:24,809 --> 00:00:26,091 George: Yeah, yeah, my boy james here 10 00:00:26,143 --> 00:00:29,261 has an important new job down at the mit media lab. 11 00:00:29,313 --> 00:00:32,731 Oh! Soon we'll all be working for james, someday. 12 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,766 Woman: Um, more important: 13 00:00:34,819 --> 00:00:35,951 Is he single? 14 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,237 Yes he is. (chuckles) 15 00:00:38,322 --> 00:00:40,289 and lucas is, too. He was just promoted 16 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:43,542 at his job to manager at the cell phone store. 17 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,627 Biggest cell phone store at the mall. 18 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:46,912 Look, I don't want to brag. 19 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,799 Um, hey, buddy. You had to work on thanksgiving? 20 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:53,419 -Yeah. You know how it is. -Do I? 21 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:55,287 No, I guess I'm-I'm surprised 22 00:00:55,339 --> 00:00:57,139 you know, the lab was open today. 23 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:59,975 Great. Well, uh, I guess we can eat now, right? 24 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:03,295 The prodigal son hath returned. (chuckles) 25 00:01:03,347 --> 00:01:05,764 son, hey. Now, we got to say grace first. 26 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,433 Um, all right, check it out, everybody, 27 00:01:07,518 --> 00:01:09,401 annalisa and I are honored that you, uh, graced us 28 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:10,635 with your presence. Now, typically, 29 00:01:10,688 --> 00:01:13,605 I say the grace, but this year, 30 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,275 my successful second-born son 31 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,277 -will carry on that tradition. -(annalisa laughs) 32 00:01:18,362 --> 00:01:19,995 not that... Uh, hey, 'cause 33 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,947 -I'm proud of lucas, too. I mean, we both are. -Sure. 34 00:01:22,032 --> 00:01:23,832 -Of course, honey, you're... -Dad, I-I'm begging you to stop. 35 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,451 -George: Hey, I see that frown. -Annalisa: Yeah. 36 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:26,535 Turn it upside down. 37 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:27,486 I'm just saying that, you know, 38 00:01:27,538 --> 00:01:28,504 god has blessed james 39 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,655 -hallelujah. -This year with that 40 00:01:30,708 --> 00:01:32,424 new coding job, I just think he should do the honors. 41 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:34,676 -Annalisa: I agree. -George: James. 42 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,178 Annalisa: James. 43 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,464 James. 44 00:01:38,549 --> 00:01:40,665 Now-now? Yep, great. 45 00:01:40,718 --> 00:01:43,685 Grace. Right, grace. 46 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,670 -Okay. -Everyone, stand. Thank you. 47 00:01:45,723 --> 00:01:47,556 (clears throat) 48 00:01:50,561 --> 00:01:51,727 stop. 49 00:01:53,564 --> 00:01:56,532 Buddy. Okay. (short chuckle) 50 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:59,485 -jesus. My boy, -jesus. 51 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:01,236 My guy, um... 52 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,655 Thank you so much for this, 53 00:02:03,741 --> 00:02:05,290 -you know, this feast of kings. 54 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:06,909 -Mm, mm, mm. -Mm! 55 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,210 Y... 'cause we're kings. 56 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,661 -Yes. -Each and every one of us. 57 00:02:09,747 --> 00:02:11,880 We're kings. And, uh, jesus, 58 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,165 -you know, your shit is... -(gasps) 59 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:15,000 -shit. -You know what? Amen. 60 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,386 -All: Amen. -Lucas: Can I talk to you for a second? 61 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,588 -All right. Okay. This way. -(soft chuckling) 62 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:20,756 woman: Amen. (short chuckle) 63 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:23,725 what are you doing? 64 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:27,212 Praying. Sorry for loving the lord. 65 00:02:27,264 --> 00:02:29,565 -You're drunk. -You're drunk. 66 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:33,569 Oh, my god. Like, I knew you drank, but today? 67 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,404 Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday, 68 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:36,888 with all of our relatives around? 69 00:02:36,941 --> 00:02:40,275 Relax. I had, uh, dental surgery. 70 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,077 I can see the flask in your pocket. 71 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:45,164 I apologize for being a good time. 72 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,533 Okay, you know what, you go lie down 73 00:02:47,618 --> 00:02:49,117 and I'll tell them you're sick, and then 74 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:52,421 -me and you are gonna talk when you sober up. -Oh, my... 75 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:55,791 No one can tell. I... (scoffs) relax. 76 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,876 (short chuckle) brother dad. (laughs) 77 00:02:58,963 --> 00:03:00,212 -glad you guys like everything. -Hey. 78 00:03:00,297 --> 00:03:01,713 Hey, every... Oh, sorry. 79 00:03:01,799 --> 00:03:03,215 So lovely, hon. 80 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,934 Hello. Hey, everybody, hello. 81 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:09,221 George: Dig in. Let's start with this leg. 82 00:03:09,306 --> 00:03:10,088 He's drunk. 83 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:11,306 No... Wait. 84 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,976 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... 85 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,644 That cannot be true. 86 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:16,761 No one in this family drinks. 87 00:03:16,814 --> 00:03:19,231 Lucas: Okay. I am... 88 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:21,483 -Intervening. -Wait, what? 89 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,819 It's like the-the show-- intervention, you know? 90 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:24,786 No, I don't. 91 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,405 Lucas: So, on that show, 92 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:29,491 everyone tells the person who's drinking 93 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:30,659 how it's affected their life 94 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,328 and then that person stops. 95 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:35,130 Hey, james. Uh, 96 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,916 you drink all the time. 97 00:03:38,002 --> 00:03:40,168 Lucas, james cannot drink and keep a job like this. 98 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,470 -Mm. -Annalisa: Yes... 99 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,138 Lucas. 100 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:44,840 I mean, look at james-- he's fine, 101 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,092 -he's just a little tired, you know? -Yeah. 102 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,927 He's been working really hard at his new job. 103 00:03:49,013 --> 00:03:51,480 Don't... Don't listen to him. He's... 104 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,981 High. 105 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,434 What?! No, I'm not. I don't smoke. 106 00:03:55,519 --> 00:03:56,968 -Are you sure? -I-I'm not... 107 00:03:57,021 --> 00:03:58,820 -James: You smoke so much. -Look at him! 108 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,472 -He can't even sit up straight. -(grunting) 109 00:04:00,524 --> 00:04:03,525 -come on. -Hey, let's eat. -Annalisa: Oh, I love it. 110 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,027 George: Why don't we start by just saying 111 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,811 -what we're thankful for? -Lucas: Okay. 112 00:04:06,864 --> 00:04:09,281 I'm thankful that james didn't die 113 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,083 in that car accident 114 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,501 -where he was drunk driving. -I'll... 115 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,869 -I'll be-I'll be right back. -James, james, don't... 116 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,754 -Sit down, james. -You're not going anywhere. 117 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,506 -I want you to talk to me. -James, baby, sit back down. 118 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,707 -George: Hey. Boys. -George? 119 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:19,658 -Boys! -Boys. -Annalisa: George. 120 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,343 -Dude. -Hey, stop! -Wait... 121 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,961 Get off! 122 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,969 ("uptown girl" by the beths playing) 123 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,011 ♪ I feel it happening... ♪ 124 00:04:40,064 --> 00:04:42,030 another one? 125 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,699 Yesiree. 126 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,368 Giving you happy hour prices on that one 'cause of thanksgiving. 127 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:49,454 Oh, have I mentioned that I love you, ronnie? 128 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,624 -You have, you have. So many times, -mm-hmm. 129 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,159 All right? 130 00:04:54,244 --> 00:04:55,544 ♪ I thought we were friendly... ♪ 131 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,829 he has arrived. 132 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:02,033 ♪ you had always been someone ♪ 133 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,703 -♪ I'd take a hit for ♪ -(grunting) 134 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,204 who's this bozo? 135 00:05:06,256 --> 00:05:07,706 I've never seen him in my life. 136 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,141 James: Nurse. 137 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,176 May I have some medical assistance, 138 00:05:11,261 --> 00:05:12,678 -please. -Yes? 139 00:05:12,763 --> 00:05:15,897 -I'll have a piña colada. -Yeah, 140 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,649 we're not a blender type of establishment. 141 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:20,402 Well, then I'll have a piña colada neat, then. 142 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:21,737 Okay. 143 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:24,239 Hey. You want one? 144 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,357 It's on your boy. 145 00:05:25,442 --> 00:05:27,225 A milkshake? No thanks. 146 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:30,746 Okay. Barkeep, did you know that this woman hates free things? 147 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,331 Come on, it's not technically free. 148 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,949 I'd feel like I owe you something, 149 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,250 like, even a smile, 150 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,401 and I don't want to do that, so... 151 00:05:36,453 --> 00:05:37,569 (blows raspberry) no. 152 00:05:37,621 --> 00:05:40,088 Ah. Thank you very much. 153 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:43,875 (exhales) 154 00:05:43,961 --> 00:05:45,877 oh! My god, that's good. 155 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,846 You, sir-- you got 156 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,298 a great future ahead of you, did you know that? 157 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,267 -("pony" by ginuwine begins playing) -oh! 158 00:05:53,303 --> 00:05:55,387 (laughs, groans) 159 00:05:56,473 --> 00:05:57,856 (muttering, grunting) 160 00:06:04,982 --> 00:06:06,782 (grunts) yeah. 161 00:06:10,154 --> 00:06:11,787 (laughs) 162 00:06:17,327 --> 00:06:18,210 yeah. (grunting) 163 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,661 ♪ I'm just a bachelor... ♪ 164 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,279 you got to respect the commitment, 165 00:06:21,331 --> 00:06:23,715 but I don't want to watch this anymore. Hey, bud. 166 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:26,251 Smile, let me buy you a drink. 167 00:06:26,336 --> 00:06:28,286 ♪ who knows how to ride... ♪ 168 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,505 let me guess. Cosmo. 169 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,057 Espresso martini, thank you. 170 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,125 Ugh. Hey, ronnie, will you please get a drink 171 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,427 for me and my friend... 172 00:06:35,512 --> 00:06:37,095 -Uh, james. -...James 173 00:06:37,181 --> 00:06:38,430 here a, uh... What do you want? 174 00:06:38,515 --> 00:06:41,600 An espresso martini, please. And thank you... 175 00:06:41,685 --> 00:06:42,634 Oh, katrina. 176 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,686 Oh, like the hurricane. 177 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,657 Yeah. Well, happy goddamn thanksgiving, 178 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,475 -james. -Uh, y... Yeah. 179 00:06:50,527 --> 00:06:52,994 -And to you, good sir. -Mm-hmm. 180 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:56,164 ♪ waitin', come and... ♪ 181 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,533 -listen. -What? 182 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,452 Just because you bought me a drink 183 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,821 doesn't mean that you can take advantage of me. 184 00:07:02,873 --> 00:07:05,490 What kind of monster do you think I am? 185 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,843 ("connection" by elastica playing) 186 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,163 oh! Wait, wait, wait. You're very drunk, 187 00:07:12,216 --> 00:07:14,099 so I just want to make sure I have your consent. 188 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,166 -Oh, no, you got it. -Okay. 189 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,301 Do I have yours? 190 00:07:16,386 --> 00:07:17,719 Oh, yeah. I'm not even that drunk, so... 191 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,688 -Okay. -(groaning) 192 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,975 okay, okay, wait. What if we did, like, a vow? 193 00:07:24,061 --> 00:07:26,845 -You mean like praying? -No, not like a prayer. 194 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,313 Repeat after me: 195 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,365 I, katerina, do consent to one james 196 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,183 in front of god and everyone here 197 00:07:32,236 --> 00:07:33,452 forever and ever in perpetuity. 198 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:34,703 That sounds a lot like a prayer, man. 199 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:38,290 Here we go. I, katrina, vow to g... 200 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,859 To god and the... I say yes to the dress. Amen. 201 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,994 Yes. 202 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,298 Onward, christian soldier. 203 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,049 (chuckles) 204 00:07:51,455 --> 00:07:53,755 -that was fun. -Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was my first time doing that, so... 205 00:07:53,857 --> 00:07:55,156 Yeah, yeah, same. Obviously. 206 00:07:55,259 --> 00:07:56,675 (whispering): Hey, listen, I'm gonna go out first. 207 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:59,594 You have to wait a second so no one notices. 208 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,015 Ronnie! 209 00:08:04,167 --> 00:08:06,134 This was on the floor when I got in there. 210 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,219 Can you believe that? I mean, 211 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,637 you got to tighten up your shit, man. 212 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,188 -That's embarrassing for you. -James: Oh, yeah. 213 00:08:10,307 --> 00:08:12,858 No, I-I... I'll get on those apps 214 00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:14,693 and, uh, code away, man. I got you. 215 00:08:14,811 --> 00:08:16,728 -Hey. -Mm. 216 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:17,845 I thought you went home. 217 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:18,980 I was looking all over for you. 218 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,348 I'm sorry, sam, you got to go. 219 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:21,816 -Huh? -You have to go. 220 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,017 I have told you multiple times 221 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,903 not to fornicate in my bathroom, all right? 222 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,988 It violates health code. Mark 223 00:08:27,057 --> 00:08:28,490 just pissed in a corner. You got to go. 224 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,876 -No... (sighs) we were just vaping. -I have 225 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:33,028 no idea what you're talking about. 226 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,529 -God, get out. -Samantha: You know what? 227 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:35,547 This is bullshit, ronnie. 228 00:08:35,699 --> 00:08:36,698 I'm gonna find a new local, 229 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,084 -all right? -Okay. 230 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,369 -See you tomorrow. -Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, ron! 231 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,921 (james mumbles) 232 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,259 ♪ ♪ 233 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:51,012 hey, you are a little liar, katrina. 234 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,266 Oh, sorry, okay? I didn't want to be traceable, you know? 235 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,101 I didn't know if you were a creep. Safety first. 236 00:08:56,219 --> 00:08:58,052 -I still might be a creep. -Are you? 237 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,238 -Nah. -Whew. 238 00:09:00,357 --> 00:09:01,889 You know what, 239 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,392 -this is better than a bar. -Right? Right? 240 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:07,395 We're outside, we got fresh air, it's beautiful out. 241 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,531 -I miss the bar. -Ugh! Me too! 242 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,066 -I miss it so much. -God, what do people do on walks? 243 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,368 James: I hate walking. It's like, 244 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,537 why do you even have to work out to stay in shape? 245 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,239 Like, why can't I just be fit? 246 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:21,843 -I just want to be in shape so bad. -Yeah. Right. Totally agree. 247 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,929 Uh, we have a lot in common. 248 00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:25,964 Yeah, we really do. 249 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,433 Do you have to be anywhere, like, 250 00:09:28,585 --> 00:09:30,101 for-for thanksgiving or anything like that? 251 00:09:30,253 --> 00:09:32,253 It's not even dark out. I'm good. 252 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:34,272 ♪ ♪ 253 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,593 so, what brought you out in the first place, anyway? 254 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:42,280 I am celebrating the great day I had with my family. 255 00:09:42,432 --> 00:09:44,316 -Mm. -Doesn't everybody do that? 256 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,934 I have no idea, I haven't seen my family yet. 257 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,771 I took the train from new york and went straight to the bar 258 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,439 and I pregamed. 259 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,875 -Always a very good idea with my mother. -Yeah. 260 00:09:55,278 --> 00:09:57,045 Do you know what time it is? 261 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:04,336 -No. Oh. -Aw. Mm-hmm. 262 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,839 -She is gonna be so pissed at me. -Yeah, she is. 263 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,174 She can add it to the list of things 264 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,125 she's already mad at me for. 265 00:10:11,228 --> 00:10:13,011 -Ooh! -If you could make money 266 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,796 from pissing off your parents, I would 267 00:10:14,898 --> 00:10:17,298 -be very rich. -Oh. 268 00:10:17,401 --> 00:10:19,434 -You should look into the chosen family thing. -Oh, yeah. 269 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,469 Yeah. That's probably my next move. 270 00:10:21,571 --> 00:10:22,854 Actually, I think your next move should be 271 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:26,441 -going home, because I am a monster. -Mm. No. 272 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,026 I got kicked out of my family 273 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,695 the day of thanksgiving. 274 00:10:30,814 --> 00:10:33,331 So, we can be monsters together. 275 00:10:34,785 --> 00:10:36,201 -Okay. -Mm-hmm. 276 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,670 -(gasps) it's our turn. Yep. -It's our turn, it's our turn. 277 00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:40,622 Hi, good evening. 278 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,674 I would love a cheeseburger with fries 279 00:10:42,826 --> 00:10:45,343 and a coke and a shake and an ice cream sundae. 280 00:10:45,495 --> 00:10:47,379 Thank you so much. 281 00:10:47,497 --> 00:10:49,848 And I'll have everything that she had, 282 00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:51,850 but just with, like, one more. 283 00:10:51,968 --> 00:10:53,134 Respect. 284 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,020 -Right? -Woman: I can't serve you 285 00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:56,855 without a car. 286 00:10:56,973 --> 00:10:59,140 You can't... You... We-we can't walk up? 287 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,277 -Hence the name "drive-through." -never doing it. 288 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:06,865 Oh, I'm so sorry for the confusion. We are in a car. 289 00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:09,117 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we are. Um, 290 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,153 -turn on the radio, sweetheart. -Oh, you've got it, honey bear. 291 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,355 -I'd love to turn on the radio. -Boop, boop. 292 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:16,190 And the lord said... (chuckles) 293 00:11:16,293 --> 00:11:17,709 that jesus, 294 00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:20,912 (chuckles) he was, uh, his only son 295 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,048 of me and my wife and... 296 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,198 -Samantha: Different channel. -They just... Okay. 297 00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:26,200 And this is, uh, 298 00:11:26,303 --> 00:11:28,870 1450 real talk radio. 299 00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:30,138 -Ooh. -(chuckles) 300 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,390 -(chuckles) vroom, vroom, vroom. -Vroom, vroom. 301 00:11:32,509 --> 00:11:34,225 Did you get that order, ma'am? 302 00:11:35,345 --> 00:11:37,429 I can literally see you on the camera. 303 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,213 -I need you to leave right now. -What? 304 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,549 Don't make me call whoever you call in this situation. 305 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,217 Okay, ok-okay-- get me... 306 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,855 It's thanksgiving, you assholes! 307 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,828 Oh, you are a genius. 308 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,947 ("tu m'as trop menti" by chantal goya playing) 309 00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:02,921 (indistinct chatter) 310 00:12:03,072 --> 00:12:04,789 ♪ ♪ 311 00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:26,444 was that the best meal you've ever had? 312 00:12:26,563 --> 00:12:28,113 -Oh, my god, it's a feast. -Mmm. 313 00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,814 -Mmm. -Oh, 314 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,816 -should we say what we're thankful for? -Uh, 315 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:35,620 okay. I'm thankful I don't live in this shit town anymore. 316 00:12:35,772 --> 00:12:37,822 Ouch. I still live here. 317 00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:41,159 Oh, yeah? Fight me. 318 00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,161 No, I got a new job. It's in coding. 319 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,997 -Sure. Don't know what that means. -Doesn't matter, 320 00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:47,999 because I got a big promotion. 321 00:12:48,117 --> 00:12:50,135 -Wow. Congratulations. -Ah. 322 00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:52,337 And you even like it. Hot twist. 323 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,390 -I like that I got it, I don't know if I like doing it yet. -Ugh. 324 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,927 -Now, that I can get behind. I hate work. -Mm. 325 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,478 Okay, no, I don't hate it. 326 00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:02,797 It's just, I got thrown into the deep end. 327 00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:06,184 It's kinda depressing, obsessing over this thing, 328 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,153 you know, you go out, you get it, 329 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:10,104 and it's too much. 330 00:13:11,441 --> 00:13:12,857 I'm definitely gonna screw it up. 331 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,809 No, you're not, come on. 332 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,528 It sounds like you just have imposter syndrome. 333 00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:18,696 Hey, I thought I had that, but then 334 00:13:18,815 --> 00:13:20,314 it turns out that I was right about everything 335 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,200 I thought I couldn't do, which is everything. -(laughing) 336 00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:23,701 -no way. -Uh-huh. Seriously, 337 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,820 I get in trouble, like, all the time. 338 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,623 I feel like a preschooler, I get scolded a lot. Like, 339 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,292 they're always like, "you're a mess" 340 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,994 or "you're rude to your co-workers" 341 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,180 no, no, I don't buy it. 342 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:37,999 -You're not like that. -(sighs) well... No, I know 343 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,834 it seems like I have my shit together but, like, 344 00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:41,719 I do do those things. 345 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,355 All the time, and I-I honestly, like, don't even know why. 346 00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:46,691 I think that, um, I may be just an asshole, 347 00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:48,560 you know, like, genetically. 348 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,395 ("13 jours en France (choeurs)" by francis lai playing) 349 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,070 that was romantic. 350 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,872 (scoff) yeah, well, I'm very romantic. 351 00:14:00,991 --> 00:14:02,690 -Ask anybody. -(laughs) 352 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,025 -(clears throat) -oh. 353 00:14:04,127 --> 00:14:08,162 -Yeah. Are we in before sunrise? -Yeah. 354 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,197 You know what, we could, like, not exchange info and then 355 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,367 just meet at good time sally's again next thanksgiving. 356 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,302 -Yes. -Yeah. 357 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,887 -I love that idea. -Mm-hmm. 358 00:14:16,006 --> 00:14:17,222 Maybe we do it every year. 359 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,590 Well, I don't know, let's see how the rest 360 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,542 of the night goes first. But, so far, a-plus date. 361 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,210 So this is a date now? 362 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,762 -Yeah. -Okay. 363 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,015 -It's longer than most dates I've had. -Okay. 364 00:14:29,653 --> 00:14:31,069 Ou doing? -I got it, it's okay. 365 00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:32,403 (giggles) come on, come on, come on, come on. 366 00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:34,405 -Shh, shh. -Oh... Okay... -Ronnie: Hey! 367 00:14:34,557 --> 00:14:36,241 -Samantha: What? -Are you joking with me right now? 368 00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,225 No, no, listen, listen, listen, I'm only back because 369 00:14:38,328 --> 00:14:40,245 -I forgot my bag. -As god is my witness, 370 00:14:40,396 --> 00:14:41,896 -she left her bag. -But hear me out, okay? 371 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,232 'cause we're already here, so, like, maybe we just 372 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,084 -have one drink? Come on. -No. 373 00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:47,585 Oh... 374 00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:48,953 Come here, man. 375 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,956 -Listen, help me out, please. I mean, -please. 376 00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:53,508 This girl's amazing, and she deserves 377 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,376 a really good thanksgiving. 378 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,614 -One drink. -Yes! 379 00:14:59,716 --> 00:15:02,083 Ronnie: Stay out of the bathroom. 380 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,468 ♪ ♪ 381 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,937 yeah, you know, thanksgiving used to be fun at my house, 382 00:15:06,089 --> 00:15:07,972 'cause we'd have, like, a lot of family over 383 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,441 and my mom and I could sit several seats apart, and it... 384 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,644 It was normal-ish, you know? 385 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,312 I used to call it "fooling the public." 386 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,615 but now it's just us, and last year was brutal. 387 00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,617 -It was brutal. -Okay. 388 00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:20,985 But this thanksgiving-- 389 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:24,605 like, the one I just had today-- 390 00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:25,623 -was the worst. -No, no, no. 391 00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:28,159 Picture my mom-- a mom-- 392 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,128 sitting up all night, 393 00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:31,963 waiting for me to come home. 394 00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:33,998 That's awful. That is pretty bad. 395 00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:37,135 -(laughing): Thank you. I know, it's so bad. -It is. 396 00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:39,804 Okay, but my family probably spent 397 00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:41,673 the entire night worrying about me. 398 00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:44,842 Why? You seem so great. 399 00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:46,177 I... I don't know. 400 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,314 My job. My drinking. Name it. 401 00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:51,966 Yeah, but you've got a great job, you don't drink that much. 402 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:53,651 You can't have a job like that if you're a drunk. 403 00:15:53,803 --> 00:15:55,570 Yeah. 404 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,772 -Uh, maybe. -Take my word for it. I've got, like, 405 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:01,275 a big job, all things considered, and I'm thriving. 406 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,329 Closing! You don't have to go home... 407 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,980 -But we can't stay here. -Oh. Wait. 408 00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:07,148 No. 409 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,283 Oh, yes. 410 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,536 No, come on, one more drink, ronnie. 411 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,671 No. First of all, it's massachusetts state law, 412 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:15,506 and secondly, you've had enough to drink. 413 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,841 (laughs) please. 414 00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:19,010 I could drive a school bus. 415 00:16:20,163 --> 00:16:22,130 (coughing, retching) 416 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,851 and that, my friend, 417 00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:29,554 is why I bought the mints and the... 418 00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:31,022 -The toothbrush. And the gum. -Mm. 419 00:16:31,141 --> 00:16:32,190 I think you might be, like, 420 00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,225 -my personal guru. -(chuckles) 421 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,027 (coughs) see, I'd join your cult. 422 00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:38,363 -I would be such a good cult leader. -Mm. 423 00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:41,015 No, seriously, I think about it, like, all the time. 424 00:16:41,117 --> 00:16:43,851 'cause those things dissolve into murder 425 00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:45,536 and money laundering, 426 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,688 but it doesn't have to. 427 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:48,906 Why can't we just 428 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,409 live off the land and have all the sex? 429 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,044 And it'd be so fun. 430 00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:55,079 All right, we can be the one good-guy cult, 431 00:16:55,198 --> 00:16:57,382 with all the good of the cult but without, like, 432 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:58,883 the legal mess and whatnot. 433 00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:00,701 -Yeah, yeah. -I'm 100% in and I think 434 00:17:00,804 --> 00:17:03,054 -we would make bank. -(laughs) 435 00:17:03,173 --> 00:17:05,706 okay, so what's next? Maybe we go to fenway. 436 00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:07,725 -Break in there? -Uh-uh. I'm getting tired. 437 00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:10,211 -Or, like, a roller skate or something like... -Okay, hang on a second. 438 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,546 I think you're trying to trick me into exercise again. 439 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,265 Oh, ha. Gross. 440 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,767 I didn't even mean to. 441 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,070 Oh, god, it's so late. 442 00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:22,223 Uh, actually, I kinda think that, like... 443 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,390 I should go home. 444 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,559 Oh, no. No way. Come o... We... 445 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,894 It's not even light out. 446 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,830 Right? Like, we just got here. 447 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,782 -Come... -Where? 448 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:31,899 Right here. Y... 449 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,251 Where we're, uh, standing. 450 00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,402 Uh... (sighs) 451 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,238 uh, come on, come on, come on. We've had such a great night. 452 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,572 Like, it can't end here. 453 00:17:38,675 --> 00:17:40,407 I don't... I don't know. 454 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,409 Please, please. I really... 455 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,128 I can't go home. 456 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:50,417 I know-- what if we just walked into the street, 457 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,103 waited for a car to come, 458 00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:53,805 and then just got out of the way right before it came? 459 00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:56,441 -Yeah. Yeah. For real, -like in the notebook. 460 00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,810 Can you imagine? -Yeah. Yeah. Come on, it'll be fun. 461 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,195 No, dude, that's, like, a really bad idea, okay? 462 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,231 -No, no. You're being -why don't we do something like 463 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,282 -a spoilsport. -Jump off a bridge? 464 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,599 (car honking) 465 00:18:05,702 --> 00:18:06,901 dude, dude! 466 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,821 (grunts) what are you doing?! 467 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,323 -What is wrong with you? -You don't want to try it? 468 00:18:12,441 --> 00:18:14,542 No, I don't want to try it. I don't have a death wish. 469 00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:16,828 -I-it's not like that. -That was insane. 470 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,796 Do you know how insane that is? 471 00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,334 No, I don't... 472 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,802 I-I don't even know. 473 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,139 -Okay. -Uh... 474 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,642 I'm sorry. We were having such a nice time, 475 00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:32,844 -yeah, it's okay. -That... 476 00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:35,313 No, it really isn't. 477 00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:38,516 No, it's not, actually. 478 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:41,018 That was messed-up, man. You need help. 479 00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:42,487 I don't know, you should, like, talk to somebody-- 480 00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:44,305 a therapist or... 481 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,657 I don't know, people are always saying that to me, but I'm fine. 482 00:18:46,809 --> 00:18:50,111 My family doesn't really believe in therapy. 483 00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:52,330 They might if they knew the alternative. 484 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,198 Sorry, I just feel like 485 00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:55,816 you need something. 486 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,201 Yeah. 487 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,172 You should go. 488 00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,157 Yeah. I'm s-so sorry. 489 00:19:03,259 --> 00:19:04,542 -No, please. Don't be. -Yeah. 490 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,827 You know, I-I had so much fun tonight, 491 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,347 except for this whole end bit, which was terrible. 492 00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,498 ♪ ♪ 493 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,435 -uh... -Yeah. 494 00:19:22,178 --> 00:19:23,510 I'll see you at the bar in one year's time. 495 00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:25,029 Yeah, I'll see you then. 496 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,273 (indistinct chatter) 497 00:19:40,864 --> 00:19:41,746 lucas: Yo, bro. 498 00:19:41,865 --> 00:19:43,948 Yo. Thanks for coming out, man. 499 00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,583 I don't know how to do this. 500 00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:47,969 Hey, man, baby steps and all that. 501 00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:50,288 Besides, if we don't like it, we just leave. 502 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,790 (chuckles) y-yeah. 503 00:19:52,909 --> 00:19:54,759 But you can't leave in the middle. 504 00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:57,578 Yes, you can. Do you see guards or anything? 505 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,264 Yeah. There are so many guards. Like, look at her. 506 00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:02,917 -Hi, good to see you. -Lucas: Here's my question. Like, 507 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,920 did you have to dress like an alcoholic, though? 508 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,087 -I don't like this on you. -It happens. 509 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,089 I love it. You bought it for me. 510 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,558 Lucas: I realize now it just makes you look like 511 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,760 -a giant fourth-grader. -Best year of my life. 512 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,229 -But, like, a fourth-grader who's good at math. -Olivia: Good. Hey, what's up? 513 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:17,097 I'm sorry. 514 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,983 Hi. I'm olivia. 515 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,785 First time? 516 00:20:20,904 --> 00:20:22,320 Yeah. 517 00:20:23,406 --> 00:20:25,272 Welcome. 518 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,607 There's snacks. 519 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,109 ♪ ♪ 520 00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,629 there's snacks. Come on. 521 00:20:31,781 --> 00:20:34,114 Gushers, cheez-its, little, uh... 522 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:38,369 -James: Peanut butter sandwich things. -Lucas: Oh, I do love those.