1 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:04,738 (King Princess' "There She Goes Again" playing) 2 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,507 ♪ There she goes ♪ 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,775 ♪ You see her walkin' on down the street ♪ 4 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,410 ♪ There she goes ♪ 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:13,180 ♪ Look at all your friends that she's gonna meet ♪ 6 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,482 ♪ There she goes ♪ 7 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,493 -That smell. -It's not a good smell. 8 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,362 Yeah. Let's hit it. 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:32,332 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 10 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,134 No, no, don't go near that. Something's always oozing. 11 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:35,869 No? Okay. 12 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,105 ♪ She's down on her knees, my friend ♪ 13 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:41,208 This store, they open at 7:00. It's the only place you can get 14 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,709 "walk of shame" shirts before work. 15 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,678 -Really smart business model. -Yeah. 16 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,179 ♪ Now take a look ♪ 17 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,015 Know what's dangerous when you've been drinking? 18 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:51,218 Any white round thing that vaguely resembles a toilet. 19 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:57,391 Are you se-- You peed in that? 20 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,993 Oh, my-- That's the highest squat of all time! 21 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,262 -All right, all right, okay. -Right. 22 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,665 -Are you sure you're gonna be able to find it on your own? -Yeah. 23 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,333 I know you're a grown man, but like, 24 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,035 -I do get a little bit concerned that you're not... -I know. 25 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:10,837 -Yeah, it's totally fine. -No, no, no, not there. 26 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:15,242 -Does this ooze, too? What's going on? -No. 27 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:18,712 -Yeah? -I just feel like something... 28 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,847 happened on the bench. I don't know what. 29 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,183 -I'm having, like, a lot of half memories. -Okay. 30 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,886 Right now. That bodega feels very familiar. 31 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,387 I have no idea why. 32 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,590 And also, we passed a parking lot back there, 33 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,792 -and something definitely happened in it. -Yeah. 34 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,728 -But I don't, I don't know what. -Okay. 35 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:38,098 No, no, I get it. I worked at this restaurant in high school, 36 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,935 and I don't remember anything about it, just the drinks. 37 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:47,140 There was this vodka rum brain freeze that was perfect. 38 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:52,112 -Uh... -Well, thank you for this tour of how you've thrown up 39 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,314 in every trash can from here to Midtown. 40 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,483 Oh, I would never drink in Midtown. 41 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:58,785 -Takes a lot of the pressure off. Yeah. -Good, I'm glad. 42 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,388 Um, all right, well, go have fun. 43 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,123 I won't. I am pitching my life's work 44 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:07,227 to everybody that I hated in high school, so there you go. 45 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:09,329 -Well, I'm gonna go find a crappy bathroom to change in. -Cool. Sounds good. 46 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,465 -I'll catch you later for a virgin brain freeze, right? -Yeah. 47 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:15,402 -Oh, that's just ice, but... -Sounds good. 48 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:17,504 -Good luck! -Thanks! 49 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:20,307 STEPHANIE: It's so wild. Like, they show you photos 50 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:23,610 when they are toddlers or like when they're 12, 51 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,278 but you cannot see them as adults. 52 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:28,281 Like, what did this nose grow into? You know? 53 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,785 -Babe-a-rooney? Are you with me? -Yes. Sorry. 54 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,253 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yes. 55 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:35,622 Okay. Let's select some semen. 56 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:39,459 No. Okay, it's not a yucky game show, it's DNA. 57 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,695 -Okay. -It's for our baby. Okay. 58 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,764 "Engineer with an electric personality." 59 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,767 Mmm. Let's hear his voice. 60 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:50,103 MAN: I grew up with two younger sisters and one older brother. 61 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,172 Our parents were loving but very hardworking. 62 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,674 So not around a lot. 63 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:57,544 It's really nice and mellow, it's like a warm buttery scotch. 64 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,646 I wonder what inspired him. 65 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,048 What do you mean? What does that mean? 66 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,816 You know, like in the room, in the lab. 67 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,519 You know, like... (mimics beeping) 68 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,120 Like, I think knowing that would be 69 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,156 a lot more revealing than hearing the sound of voice. 70 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:13,193 God, what if he was, like, doing it while he was recording that? 71 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,561 -Yuck town. -(Josh meows) 72 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,697 -Right, Josh? -Josh was like "yuck." 73 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,433 -(phone buzzes) -Hold on, sorry. One sec. 74 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,001 Seriously? 75 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,836 I have to respond to my sponsees. It's my job. 76 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,906 -We can go back to this. -It's literally not your job. 77 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:28,642 Okay, fine. Whatever. 78 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,343 We will see you after, but then 79 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,845 you'll probably have to do your real job 80 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,747 and then we'll just never get back to it. 81 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,782 You always take him when you're mad at me. 82 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,684 I work off of his vibe, not the other way around, 83 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:38,985 so turn inward. Come on. 84 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,521 -OLIVIA: He's freaking out. -He loves me! 85 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,824 (phone buzzing) 86 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:53,366 (quiet chatter) 87 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:57,671 (Samantha clears throat) 88 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,674 NATHANIEL: Oh, there she is! Sammy Fink! 89 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,876 You made it! 90 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,211 Come on up. 91 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,512 -Up there? -Yeah. 92 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,214 -Come on up. -Right. Is there a...? 93 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,216 Yeah. Get up here. Come on, let's do it. 94 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:16,223 Come on in. Make yourself comfortable. 95 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:17,758 Have a seat. 96 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,459 -Sweet office, right? -Yeah. 97 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:22,095 -Kick-ass view. -Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,631 -I guess I'll... -Yeah. 99 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:25,665 Cool chair, right? 100 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,801 -Spooky. -(chair creaks) 101 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,470 Yeah. I've never sat in it. So, is it comfortable? 102 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,806 -Yeah. -Oh, good. 103 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,274 -Mm-hmm. -So, look, uh... 104 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,742 I gotta be honest with you, 105 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,178 that-that thing you sent me is brilliant. 106 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,714 I mean, it really felt like an alcoholic's take 107 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,749 on Joan Didion's "Leaving New York." 108 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:47,154 -Wow. Thank you. -Yeah, I mean, we would never publish it here, 109 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:49,956 but you should definitely submit it somewhere smarter. 110 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:54,161 Okay. Um, what kind of stuff do you want to publish here? 111 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:57,798 You know, we're looking for a voice, a female voice, 112 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:02,068 something that's, you know, a little snarky, kinda bitchy, 113 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,171 but you know, not in a mean way. 114 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,506 It's coming from the woman, so it's cool. 115 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,543 Just somebody to kind of cover local events like 116 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:13,914 gallery openings, plays, interactive experiences, 117 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:14,948 whatever those are. 118 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:15,949 I think I could do that. 119 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,518 I have a female voice, 120 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:21,021 -I'm not mean all the time. -(chuckling) Right. 121 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,356 Look, Sam, um... 122 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,058 You could be a really good fit here, 123 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,227 that's why I thought of you, but, um... 124 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,996 I gotta... I gotta be honest with you. 125 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:33,700 Smug Media, they're owned by a parent corporation. 126 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:37,304 And that corporation is all about "accountability." 127 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:39,573 -Right. -There were concerns. 128 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,641 There were worries when your name came up 129 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,476 because of your past behavior and... 130 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,179 Yeah, yeah. You can tell them that I'm fully accountable now. 131 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,281 I mean, I have to be, I have a probation officer. 132 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:52,018 Uh, I will definitely not tell them that. 133 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,987 But, good to know. 134 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,525 -Okay, I gotta ask. -Mm-hmm. 135 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:02,229 -Was I your bottom? -Yeah, everyone always wants to know that, 136 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,663 but there wasn't really a specific thing; 137 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:04,931 it was just kind of like a hole 138 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,766 that I kept digging and digging and digging. 139 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,302 You know. Ruined my relationship with my mom, 140 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:10,837 ruined my relationship with my friends, 141 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,372 impossible to date anybody... 142 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,175 I just kind of ended up as this, like, broken, 143 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:18,845 sad, empty shell of a human being. 144 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,514 Oh. 145 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:24,084 Okay. 146 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,621 You know, I also, um... 147 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,522 I threw up on the Staten Island ferry once 148 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,591 and the wind kind of blew it right back in my face. 149 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:33,793 (laughing): Oh, God. 150 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,729 -Gross! Really? -Mm-hmm. 151 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,364 -Did it get in your mouth? -Yeah. 152 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:40,433 Oh, my God. And then did you throw up again? Like... 153 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,570 (imitating vomiting) 154 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,239 Oh, my God. See? This is the kind of stuff I love. 155 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,408 Like, this-- if we were still at Bzzzzzzzzz, 156 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,243 this would be a perfect listicle. 157 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,244 Oh, my God. 158 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,716 (phone buzzing) 159 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,161 (phone chimes) 160 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:17,237 -Hey, James? Trip Nemshin. -How's it going, man? 161 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,673 So, where's the rest of your team? 162 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,274 Oh, no team, just me. 163 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,077 Oh. No, uh, no system architect? 164 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,779 No, I did the infrastructure, the coding, all of it. 165 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,949 Wow, that's rare. Never see that. 166 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,284 Yeah, I'm like a good steak, right? 167 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,587 -Because of the rare... -Yeah. 168 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:35,855 -Yeah. Let's see what you got. -Okay. All right. 169 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:38,425 -Come on back! -Yeah. 170 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:40,827 VENDOR: There you go, buddy. 171 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:41,828 -You have a good one. -Thanks, man. 172 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:46,433 -Hot dog no relish lady. -Yeah, that's me. 173 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,368 -Hot dog guy! -Yeah. 174 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,937 I always wondered if you were still alive. 175 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,406 Well, uh... yeah. 176 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,575 I'll... I'll take a hot dog, no relish. 177 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:01,114 Whoa. Sorry, can you break a hundo? 178 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:04,184 (chuckles) Good for you, hot dog no relish, 179 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,452 you're doing well. 180 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,390 -There you go. -Thanks. 181 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:14,327 BOB: Seven, eight, fifteen. Nice. 182 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,462 (phone buzzing) 183 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,699 -Wait, wait. It's Sam. -Oh. Okay. 184 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:20,934 -Hi! -SAMANTHA: Hey. 185 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,168 Are you okay? How'd it go? 186 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,170 It was, uh, it was super weird, 187 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,739 but I got myself a hot dog 188 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,108 to feel better and I just wanted to say thanks for the cash. 189 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,310 -What cash? -The hundred you slipped in my bag. 190 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,544 I mean, I'm gonna blow it 191 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,847 all in the bodega, but I appreciate it. 192 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,648 I'll, uh, I'll call you if I hear anything, okay? 193 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:36,649 Love you. 194 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,219 BOB (muttering): Four, five, six. 195 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,521 Eight, sixteen... 196 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,189 Did you give my daughter money? 197 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,759 Yes. Yeah. You know, it's New York. 198 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:49,529 I always tell my kids you gotta have money for the muggers. 199 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,765 What? 200 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,067 Money for the muggers, you know, if you get mugged, 201 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,469 you gotta, you know, take the money out, show them, 202 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,905 throw it that way, and you run the opposite direction. 203 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:02,609 Why would you give my adult daughter money? 204 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:05,678 And why would you do that without asking me first? 205 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:10,283 I-I didn't even... I didn't even think it was a thing. 206 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,818 I mean, I didn't think that was gonna be a problem. 207 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,853 I'm so-- I... 208 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:17,991 (sighs) You're right. No. I should've definitely 209 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:21,694 consulted with you on that. 210 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:24,898 Yeah, I didn't. That's my bad. I got "vane." 211 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,866 I got "vane" here, like a weather vane. 212 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,702 That's 16 points. That's pretty good. 213 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:31,371 You're up. 214 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:35,275 (phone buzzing) 215 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,177 -Hello? -NATHANIEL: Sammy Fink, 216 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,244 what're you up to? 217 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,712 Uh, you know, not much, 218 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,581 just gonna walk around, maybe buy a hot dog again. 219 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,118 Oh, really? Ugh. Don't put that crap in your body. It's not-- 220 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,253 Well, listen, not that I monitor women's bodies. 221 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,555 Eat whatever you want. 222 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,723 I love all types. You know. 223 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:53,793 Big, fat, skinny, Scandinavian. 224 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,595 Um, anyway, listen, some of us are going out later, 225 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,763 you should join us. 226 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,298 Oh, wow. Okay. 227 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,466 -Uh, who's "us"? -You know, 228 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,134 like, just some colleagues and some 229 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,369 general office assholes. You know, the kinda people 230 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:06,673 you gotta vibe with to get the job. 231 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:09,109 Awesome, yeah. I will definitely be there. Thank you. 232 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,010 -Sweet. I'll send you the details. -Okay. 233 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,345 Listen, just be yourself. 234 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:15,849 All right? Not your old self, uh, your new self. 235 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:20,286 Uh, but not the new self from today, just, you know... 236 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,322 Focus on the fun parts and don't worry about the sad stuff. 237 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,423 -All right? -Yeah. 238 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,757 I'll see you tonight. Okay. Bye. 239 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,762 So, my sobriety app isn't a replacement for meetings, 240 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,331 but it's a solution for those 241 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,600 sometimes difficult times in between. 242 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,503 So not only will our users have access to a social network 243 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,505 tailored to their recovery needs, 244 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,507 but we have a tracking component 245 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:44,010 that will bring us to a new frontier in wellness. 246 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,478 Love it. 247 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:49,315 Cool. Well, I look forward to hearing from you guys... 248 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,185 No, no need. I knew I wanted it before you got here. 249 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,786 How can we make this official? 250 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,789 So, you wanna buy it? 251 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:57,891 Yeah. 252 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,160 Okay. 253 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,328 Can't tell if you're excited or terrified. 254 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,564 Well, I'm an alcoholic, so both. 255 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:07,700 (Trip laughs) 256 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,671 OLIVIA: Hi. 257 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,307 (groans) My boobs are huge. 258 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,775 Like, they have swelled up 259 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,810 an entire cup size from the injections. 260 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,813 -Well, you look amazing. -No, I don't. 261 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,815 No, I like... I got in the best shape of my life 262 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,150 to launch Girl Boston, 263 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:27,487 and now I'm gonna swell up like a bullfrog 264 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:30,523 for like a year, and I'm gonna get jawline breakouts. 265 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,325 Like, you've seen my high school yearbook, 266 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,493 it's gonna be really bad. 267 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,061 Baby, who cares? You're gonna be pregnant. 268 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:38,231 It's okay if your appearance changes. 269 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,533 -It's medically advisable. -And then also, Joshy was in here, 270 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,803 and I was singing him his song... 271 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,306 ♪ Joshy, I love you ♪ 272 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,408 ♪ I smush your tush ♪ 273 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,878 -BOTH: ♪ I smush your tush ♪ -And he hissed at me. 274 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,347 -(gasps) -Like... 275 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,516 He doesn't love me anymore or something. 276 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,918 Or like he doesn't recognize me anymore 277 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,553 (crying): because I'm fat. 278 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,591 You're not fat. That's crazy. 279 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,794 -Baby, what is going on? -I don't know. 280 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,163 I don't know what's going on. 281 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,066 -I mean, like, are we ever gonna do this? -Yes. 282 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,068 -Of course. You're so close. -Yeah, 283 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,403 I'm so close. Are you? 284 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,543 Yeah. So, like, the last three miles of the marathon... 285 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,246 It's like a whole other race, but if you hydrate you're fine. 286 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,181 -WOMAN: You didn't... -NATHANIEL: Sam! 287 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,482 -Hey, what's up? -Hi. 288 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,451 -Hi. You made it. -Yeah. 289 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,186 What's going on? Do you want a drink? 290 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,222 Like an OJ or a seltz? Cranberry... 291 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,057 She's sober, guys. But it's cool. 292 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,225 It's totally fine. I'm good. 293 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,326 -Is that okay to say that? -Thank you. Yeah. 294 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:43,263 Everybody be cool. This is Sam Fink, 295 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,932 she's our top candidate for the party reporter job. 296 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:49,235 All right? So be nice, please. Meaning... 297 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,105 don't be yourselves, ha-ha, ha-ha... 298 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,074 So, that's cool. Sober, huh? 299 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:58,411 -Yeah. -You know, my brother's in the program and he still rages. 300 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,646 I mean, he used to be, like, 301 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,080 way more fun at Christmas parties 302 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,081 when he drank, but... 303 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,416 -Cool. -Yeah. 304 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,485 Yeah. 305 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,320 So, I was just wondering... 306 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,422 You just said "party reporter," 307 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,157 and I kind of thought the job was like a... 308 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,092 like a cultural events type thing. Is the...? 309 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,128 You know, it's like a combo. 310 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,629 Like, you're writing, but there's parties. 311 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,165 -Cool. -And Topher would do, like, 312 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,333 -party stuff at bars. -He would. 313 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,635 -He was the last party reporter. -Oh, cool. 314 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,071 -Yeah. -And so he always goes to bars, and he was... 315 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,373 So, what happened to-- what happened to Topher? 316 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,309 Does he, like, does he smell bad or...? 317 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,244 -Oh, he was great. -He was good. 318 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,313 He was so great. He just partied a little hard. 319 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,615 So, you know, he'd get so wasted 320 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,417 that he didn't turn stuff in on time. 321 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,086 Yeah, and you know, and he-he lost custody of his kids. 322 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,954 -It was pretty bad. -Oof. 323 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:44,957 But that's not a problem for you 'cause you had a bad girl phase 324 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,626 and now that's in the rearview, right? 325 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,962 -Yeah. -And now you're just like Smooth Sailing Sam. 326 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,030 -(chuckles nervously) -Right? 327 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,732 -Uh-huh. -But I... 328 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,233 -We'll figure it out. I don't want you... -It's fine. 329 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:57,270 -Yeah, for sure. Yeah. -You're sure? Okay, good. 330 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,539 So, where are you, uh, living, anyway? 331 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,475 -Uh, Malden. -Okay, cool, I think I've heard of that. 332 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,843 Is that, like, near Bushwick? 333 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,312 Where, uh-- oh, where the unicycle thing is? 334 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,348 Sorry, I'm gonna step out for one second. 335 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,549 -All right. -Sorry about that. 336 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,517 -Bye, nice to meet you. -Is she okay? 337 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,487 -I don't know. Where's Malden? -Did I say something? 338 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,889 (panting) 339 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,896 (Yebba's "How Many Years" playing) 340 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:31,270 ♪ How many years will it take for these years to dry? ♪ 341 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:35,975 ♪ Oh, my Lord, please don't pass me by ♪ 342 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:40,213 ♪ Where can I run when my running is out of time? ♪ 343 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:47,120 ♪ These are the moments that I'm with you. ♪ 344 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,455 Hey. 345 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,958 -Back at the bench. -Yeah, I see that. 346 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,960 Maybe if you sit here long enough you'll remember. 347 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,629 Uh... I don't know if I want to remember. 348 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,231 What if it was really bad? 349 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,532 Like I made out with a finance bro 350 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,834 -in boat shoes or killed a guy? -Right. 351 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,836 Yeah, that's the wild part about this whole thing, 352 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,438 it's just like... 353 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,908 You have some stuff that you might not want to remember. 354 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,244 Like, take me, for example. 355 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,380 Well, I'm glad I remembered you. 356 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,416 Me, too. 357 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,786 Can I? 358 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,423 Okay... 359 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,595 I just feel like I was so sad, you know? Why was I so sad? 360 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:33,800 Well, maybe that's okay. You're not sad anymore. 361 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,103 Your life is heading in a good direction. 362 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,873 -You might get that job. -I don't know if I want that job. 363 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,775 This place just doesn't feel good for me. 364 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,577 I don't know. I feel like I really needed to be here, 365 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,912 but I don't know why. It's like 366 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,914 I wasn't even here in the first place, you know? 367 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,215 Yeah. 368 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,651 ♪ ♪ 369 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,787 Oh, man. 370 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,523 I found out my dad died on this bench. 371 00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,624 -Oh. -Yeah. 372 00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,625 Sorry. 373 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,763 -That's, that's a bad one. -Yeah. 374 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,364 -We should go. -All right. 375 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:11,337 STEPHANIE: Smush. I'm smushing the tush. 376 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,805 -(purring) -You're so sweet. 377 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,508 -How did you get so sweet? -Joshy Josh. 378 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,977 Smushy smush. 379 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,948 Good boy. 380 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,416 Go, Joshy, shoo. 381 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,285 He was just starting to love me again. 382 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,820 (Olivia sighs) 383 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,522 Do you wanna talk? 384 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,459 Okay. 385 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,761 I'll talk. 386 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,030 I'm sorry that I've been creating distance. 387 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,936 It just feels so wrong 388 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:47,106 to be inviting a man in. 389 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:50,643 It's like, there's gonna be some random dude 390 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,879 who's a plus-one in our pregnancy. 391 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,848 No, I know. It's... 392 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,652 It feels so like heterosexual, all of it. 393 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,221 I wish we could have the baby just the two of us. 394 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,193 I learned recently that, if you go back 395 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,263 like seven generations, 396 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,666 you don't actually share that much DNA with your ancestors. 397 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,401 So, like, even though they're, 398 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,003 like, your whole culture, and your background, 399 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,171 and your history, you're not actually 400 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,808 biologically connected to them. 401 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,311 It's love-- like, love is what makes a family. 402 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,513 And, like, there's so much love 403 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,515 for a child before you even start. 404 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,486 Well, that's kind of beautiful. 405 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,524 What if I carried it? 406 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,495 You carried the baby? 407 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,829 I wanna share it. 408 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,565 I-I don't want you to have to do it alone. 409 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,568 That's so sweet, but... 410 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,203 But then, I mean... 411 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,039 You would have to do so many tests, 412 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,840 like, we-- you would have to check for fibroids, 413 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,742 and make sure that your body isn't gonna reject the tissue. 414 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,910 Like, it's a lot. 415 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,047 Don't tell me any more things or I'm gonna back out. 416 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,849 -(laughs) I love you so much. -And I love you. 417 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,055 (water running) 418 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,997 Is there still weirdness here? I-I... There's weirdness. 419 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,766 -I feel it. -No. 420 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,702 We're normal. It's fine. 421 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,503 Dinner was good. 422 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,208 Okay, Carol, come on. 423 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,543 Look, I am very, very sorry. 424 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,945 You're right, it was inappropriate 425 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,413 and it must be weird for you 426 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,749 that your new boyfriend is slipping your kid 427 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,118 money behind your back. I get it. 428 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,421 I know what you meant. 429 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,625 You know, she's... (sighs) 430 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,828 She's just a kid in-in a big city, 431 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,930 and she could use a boost. And... 432 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,231 that's all it was. 433 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,200 I-I would do the exact same thing for my kids. 434 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,304 And that's what threw me. 435 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,940 You're stepping in for someone who isn't here. 436 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,342 And I miss him. 437 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,979 Yeah. 438 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,517 -I know. -(Carol cries) 439 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,052 ♪ ♪ 440 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,687 SAMANTHA: Way to bury the lede, man. 441 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,690 You let me whine about a bench and you sold the thing? 442 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,959 -Are you kidding me? That's amazing. -Yeah. 443 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,228 I don't know how to feel, though, because, like... 444 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,664 I don't know, there's an odd comfort to failure. 445 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,866 -Yeah, well, sing it, sister. -Yeah. 446 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:27,967 You sure you don't want me to stick around 447 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,168 while you finish the stuff? 448 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,569 'Cause I'm pretty sure I can 449 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,138 just, like, catch another bus. 450 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,273 Yeah... Don't ask me that. 451 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,741 Um... 452 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,344 Because I don't know if I can keep saying no to you. 453 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,947 ♪ ♪ 454 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,750 I'll see you in Malden. 455 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,452 -Okay. -Yeah? 456 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:49,355 -Um, do you wanna...? -No, you can... I'm just... 457 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,623 Cool. 458 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,071 ♪ ♪ 459 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,739 (phone buzzing) 460 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:20,052 ♪ I found your first draft in the trash ♪ 461 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,621 ♪ Of our bedroom ♪ 462 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,560 ♪ Goodbye and all that ♪ 463 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,429 ♪ Screw you, did you? ♪ 464 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,897 (phone chimes) 465 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:37,503 ♪ Oh, apples and oranges ♪ 466 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,977 ♪ Perfume is the poison ♪ 467 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:50,516 ♪ Oh, apples and oranges. ♪