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(king princess'
"there she goes again" playing)
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♪ there she goes ♪
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♪ you see her walkin'
on down the street ♪
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♪ there she goes ♪
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♪ look at all your friends
that she's gonna meet ♪
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♪ there she goes ♪
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-that smell.
-It's not a good smell.
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Yeah. Let's hit it.
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♪ there she goes again ♪
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no, no, don't go near that.
Something's always oozing.
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No? Okay.
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♪ she's down on her knees,
my friend ♪
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this store, they open at 7:00.
It's the only place you can get
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"walk of shame" shirts
before work.
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-Really smart business model.
-Yeah.
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♪ now take a look ♪
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know what's dangerous
when you've been drinking?
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Any white round thing
that vaguely resembles a toilet.
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Are you se-- you peed in that?
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Oh, my-- that's the highest
squat of all time!
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-All right, all right, okay.
-Right.
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-Are you sure you're gonna be
able to find it on your own?
-Yeah.
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I know you're a grown man,
but like,
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-I do get a little
bit concerned that you're not...
-I know.
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-Yeah, it's totally fine.
-No, no, no, not there.
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-Does this ooze, too?
What's going on?
-No.
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-Yeah?
-I just feel like something...
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Happened on the bench.
I don't know what.
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-I'm having, like, a lot of
half memories.
-Okay.
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Right now. That bodega
feels very familiar.
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I have no idea why.
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And also, we passed
a parking lot back there,
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-and something definitely
happened in it.
-Yeah.
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-But I don't, I don't know what.
-Okay.
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No, no, I get it. I worked at
this restaurant in high school,
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and I don't remember anything
about it, just the drinks.
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There was this vodka rum
brain freeze that was perfect.
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-Uh...
-Well, thank you for this tour
of how you've thrown up
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in every trash can
from here to midtown.
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Oh, I would never drink
in midtown.
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-Takes a lot of
the pressure off. Yeah.
-Good, I'm glad.
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Um, all right, well,
go have fun.
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I won't. I am pitching
my life's work
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to everybody that I hated in
high school, so there you go.
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-Well, I'm gonna go find a
crappy bathroom to change in.
-Cool. Sounds good.
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-I'll catch you later for
a virgin brain freeze, right?
-Yeah.
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-Oh, that's just ice, but...
-Sounds good.
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-Good luck!
-Thanks!
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Stephanie: It's so wild.
Like, they show you photos
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when they are toddlers
or like when they're 12,
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but you cannot
see them as adults.
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Like, what did this nose
grow into? You know?
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-Babe-a-rooney? Are you with me?
-Yes. Sorry.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yes.
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Okay. Let's select some semen.
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No. Okay, it's not
a yucky game show, it's dna.
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-Okay.
-It's for our baby. Okay.
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"engineer with
an electric personality."
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mmm. Let's hear his voice.
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Man:
I grew up with two younger
sisters and one older brother.
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Our parents were loving
but very hardworking.
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So not around a lot.
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It's really nice and mellow,
it's like a warm buttery scotch.
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I wonder what inspired him.
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What do you mean?
What does that mean?
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You know, like in the room,
in the lab.
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You know, like...
(mimics beeping)
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like, I think knowing that
would be
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a lot more revealing than
hearing the sound of voice.
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God, what if he was, like, doing
it while he was recording that?
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-Yuck town.
-(josh meows)
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-right, josh?
-Josh was like "yuck."
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-(phone buzzes)
-hold on, sorry. One sec.
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Seriously?
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I have to respond to
my sponsees. It's my job.
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-We can go back to this.
-It's literally not your job.
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Okay, fine. Whatever.
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We will see you after, but then
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you'll probably have to do
your real job
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and then we'll just never
get back to it.
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You always take him
when you're mad at me.
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I work off of his vibe,
not the other way around,
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so turn inward. Come on.
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-Olivia: He's freaking out.
-He loves me!
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(phone buzzing)
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(quiet chatter)
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(samantha clears throat)
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nathaniel:
Oh, there she is! Sammy fink!
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You made it!
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Come on up.
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-Up there?
-Yeah.
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-Come on up.
-Right. Is there a...?
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Yeah. Get up here.
Come on, let's do it.
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Come on in.
Make yourself comfortable.
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Have a seat.
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-Sweet office, right?
-Yeah.
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-Kick-ass view.
-Mm-hmm.
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-I guess I'll...
-Yeah.
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Cool chair, right?
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-Spooky.
-(chair creaks)
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yeah. I've never sat in it.
So, is it comfortable?
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-Yeah.
-Oh, good.
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-Mm-hmm.
-So, look, uh...
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I gotta be honest with you,
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that-that thing
you sent me is brilliant.
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I mean, it really felt
like an alcoholic's take
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on joan didion's
"leaving new york."
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-wow. Thank you.
-Yeah, I mean, we would never
publish it here,
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but you should definitely
submit it somewhere smarter.
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Okay. Um, what kind of stuff
do you want to publish here?
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You know, we're looking for
a voice, a female voice,
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something that's, you know,
a little snarky, kinda bitchy,
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but you know, not in a mean way.
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It's coming from the woman,
so it's cool.
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Just somebody to kind of cover
local events like
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gallery openings, plays,
interactive experiences,
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whatever those are.
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I think I could do that.
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I have a female voice,
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-I'm not mean all the time.
-(chuckling) right.
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Look, sam, um...
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You could be a really
good fit here,
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that's why I thought of you,
but, um...
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I gotta...
I gotta be honest with you.
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Smug media, they're owned
by a parent corporation.
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And that corporation
is all about "accountability."
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-right.
-There were concerns.
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There were worries
when your name came up
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because of your past
behavior and...
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Yeah, yeah. You can tell them
that I'm fully accountable now.
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I mean, I have to be,
I have a probation officer.
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Uh, I will definitely
not tell them that.
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But, good to know.
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-Okay, I gotta ask.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Was I your bottom?
-Yeah, everyone always
wants to know that,
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but there wasn't really
a specific thing;
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it was just kind of like a hole
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that I kept digging
and digging and digging.
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You know. Ruined my
relationship with my mom,
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ruined my relationship
with my friends,
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impossible to date anybody...
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I just kind of ended up
as this, like, broken,
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sad, empty shell
of a human being.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You know, I also, um...
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I threw up on
the staten island ferry once
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and the wind kind of blew it
right back in my face.
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(laughing):
Oh, god.
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-Gross! Really?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Did it get in your mouth?
-Yeah.
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Oh, my god. And then did you
throw up again? Like...
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(imitating vomiting)
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oh, my god. See? This is
the kind of stuff I love.
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Like, this-- if we were
still at bzzzzzzzzz,
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this would be
a perfect listicle.
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Oh, my god.
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(phone buzzing)
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(phone chimes)
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-hey, james? Trip nemshin.
-How's it going, man?
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So, where's the rest
of your team?
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Oh, no team, just me.
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Oh. No, uh, no system architect?
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No, I did the infrastructure,
the coding, all of it.
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Wow, that's rare.
Never see that.
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Yeah, I'm like
a good steak, right?
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-Because of the rare...
-Yeah.
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-Yeah. Let's see what you got.
-Okay. All right.
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-Come on back!
-Yeah.
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Vendor:
There you go, buddy.
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-You have a good one.
-Thanks, man.
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-Hot dog no relish lady.
-Yeah, that's me.
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-Hot dog guy!
-Yeah.
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I always wondered
if you were still alive.
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Well, uh... Yeah.
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I'll... I'll take a hot dog,
no relish.
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Whoa. Sorry,
can you break a hundo?
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(chuckles) good for you,
hot dog no relish,
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you're doing well.
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-There you go.
-Thanks.
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Bob:
Seven, eight, fifteen. Nice.
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(phone buzzing)
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-wait, wait. It's sam.
-Oh. Okay.
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-Hi!
-Samantha: Hey.
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Are you okay? How'd it go?
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It was, uh, it was super weird,
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but I got myself a hot dog
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to feel better and I just wanted
to say thanks for the cash.
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-What cash?
-The hundred you slipped
in my bag.
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I mean, I'm gonna blow it
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all in the bodega,
but I appreciate it.
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I'll, uh, I'll call you
if I hear anything, okay?
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Love you.
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Bob (muttering):
Four, five, six.
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Eight, sixteen...
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Did you give my daughter money?
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Yes. Yeah.
You know, it's new york.
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I always tell my kids you gotta
have money for the muggers.
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What?
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Money for the muggers, you know,
if you get mugged,
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you gotta, you know, take
the money out, show them,
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throw it that way, and you run
the opposite direction.
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Why would you give
my adult daughter money?
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And why would you do that
without asking me first?
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I-I didn't even... I didn't even
think it was a thing.
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I mean, I didn't think that
was gonna be a problem.
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I'm so-- I...
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(sighs) you're right.
No. I should've definitely
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consulted with you on that.
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Yeah, I didn't. That's my bad.
I got "vane."
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I got "vane" here,
like a weather vane.
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That's 16 points.
That's pretty good.
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You're up.
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(phone buzzing)
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-hello?
-Nathaniel: Sammy fink,
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what're you up to?
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Uh, you know, not much,
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just gonna walk around,
maybe buy a hot dog again.
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Oh, really? Ugh. Don't put that
crap in your body. It's not--
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well, listen, not that
I monitor women's bodies.
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Eat whatever you want.
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I love all types. You know.
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Big, fat, skinny, scandinavian.
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Um, anyway, listen,
some of us are going out later,
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you should join us.
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Oh, wow. Okay.
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-Uh, who's "us"?
-You know,
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like, just some
colleagues and some
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general office assholes.
You know, the kinda people
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you gotta vibe with
to get the job.
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Awesome, yeah. I will
definitely be there. Thank you.
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-Sweet. I'll send you
the details.
-Okay.
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Listen, just be yourself.
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All right? Not your old self,
uh, your new self.
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Uh, but not the new self
from today, just, you know...
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Focus on the fun parts and
don't worry about the sad stuff.
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-All right?
-Yeah.
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I'll see you tonight. Okay. Bye.
239
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So, my sobriety app isn't
a replacement for meetings,
240
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but it's a solution for those
241
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sometimes difficult times
in between.
242
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So not only will our users have
access to a social network
243
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tailored to
their recovery needs,
244
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but we have a tracking component
245
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that will bring us to
a new frontier in wellness.
246
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Love it.
247
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:49,130
Cool. Well, I look forward
to hearing from you guys...
248
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No, no need. I knew I wanted it
before you got here.
249
00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:53,752
How can we make this official?
250
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,638
So, you wanna buy it?
251
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:57,839
Yeah.
252
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,124
Okay.
253
00:11:00,177 --> 00:11:02,260
Can't tell if you're excited
or terrified.
254
00:11:02,312 --> 00:11:04,479
Well, I'm an alcoholic, so both.
255
00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:07,682
(trip laughs)
256
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,603
olivia:
Hi.
257
00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:14,155
(groans) my boobs are huge.
258
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,657
Like, they have swelled up
259
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,692
an entire cup size from
the injections.
260
00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:20,695
-Well, you look amazing.
-No, I don't.
261
00:11:20,831 --> 00:11:22,697
No, I like... I got in
the best shape of my life
262
00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:23,998
to launch girl boston,
263
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:27,335
and now I'm gonna swell up
like a bullfrog
264
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,372
for like a year, and I'm gonna
get jawline breakouts.
265
00:11:30,507 --> 00:11:32,173
Like, you've seen
my high school yearbook,
266
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,324
it's gonna be really bad.
267
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,926
Baby, who cares?
You're gonna be pregnant.
268
00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:38,129
It's okay if
your appearance changes.
269
00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:40,348
-It's medically advisable.
-And then also,
joshy was in here,
270
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,685
and I was singing him
his song...
271
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,187
♪ joshy, I love you ♪
272
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,306
♪ I smush your tush ♪
273
00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:51,693
-both: ♪ I smush your tush ♪
-and he hissed at me.
274
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,195
-(gasps)
-like...
275
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,347
He doesn't love me anymore
or something.
276
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,700
Or like he doesn't
recognize me anymore
277
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,518
(crying):
Because I'm fat.
278
00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:04,489
You're not fat.
That's crazy.
279
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:07,659
-Baby, what is going on?
-I don't know.
280
00:12:07,711 --> 00:12:10,044
I don't know what's going on.
281
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,964
-I mean, like,
are we ever gonna do this?
-Yes.
282
00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:15,032
-Of course. You're so close.
-Yeah,
283
00:12:15,085 --> 00:12:17,419
I'm so close. Are you?
284
00:12:20,757 --> 00:12:23,541
Yeah. So, like, the last
three miles of the marathon...
285
00:12:23,593 --> 00:12:26,177
It's like a whole other race,
but if you hydrate you're fine.
286
00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:28,096
-Woman: You didn't...
-Nathaniel: Sam!
287
00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,397
-Hey, what's up?
-Hi.
288
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,232
-Hi. You made it.
-Yeah.
289
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,067
What's going on?
Do you want a drink?
290
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,070
Like an oj or a seltz?
Cranberry...
291
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,939
She's sober, guys.
But it's cool.
292
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,073
It's totally fine.
I'm good.
293
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,241
-Is that okay to say that?
-Thank you. Yeah.
294
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,227
Everybody be cool.
This is sam fink,
295
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,864
she's our top candidate
for the party reporter job.
296
00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:49,167
All right? So be nice, please.
Meaning...
297
00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:52,036
Don't be yourselves,
ha-ha, ha-ha...
298
00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:55,039
So, that's cool. Sober, huh?
299
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:58,376
-Yeah.
-You know, my brother's in
the program and he still rages.
300
00:12:58,428 --> 00:12:59,594
I mean, he used to be, like,
301
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,078
way more fun
at christmas parties
302
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,096
when he drank, but...
303
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,431
-Cool.
-Yeah.
304
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,467
Yeah.
305
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,302
So, I was just wondering...
306
00:13:07,437 --> 00:13:09,354
You just said "party reporter,"
307
00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:11,139
and I kind of thought
the job was like a...
308
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,941
Like a cultural events
type thing. Is the...?
309
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,092
You know, it's like a combo.
310
00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:16,528
Like, you're writing,
but there's parties.
311
00:13:16,613 --> 00:13:19,113
-Cool.
-And topher would do, like,
312
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,264
-party stuff at bars.
-He would.
313
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,617
-He was the last party reporter.
-Oh, cool.
314
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,953
-Yeah.
-And so he always goes
to bars, and he was...
315
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,322
So, what happened to--
what happened to topher?
316
00:13:27,457 --> 00:13:29,290
Does he, like,
does he smell bad or...?
317
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,125
-Oh, he was great.
-He was good.
318
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,328
He was so great.
He just partied a little hard.
319
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,547
So, you know, he'd get so wasted
320
00:13:35,632 --> 00:13:37,332
that he didn't turn stuff in
on time.
321
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:40,001
Yeah, and you know, and
he-he lost custody of his kids.
322
00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:41,803
-It was pretty bad.
-Oof.
323
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,839
But that's not a problem for you
'cause you had a bad girl phase
324
00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:46,474
and now that's
in the rearview, right?
325
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,928
-Yeah.
-And now you're just like
smooth sailing sam.
326
00:13:50,013 --> 00:13:50,979
-(chuckles nervously)
-right?
327
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,680
-Uh-huh.
-But I...
328
00:13:52,816 --> 00:13:54,182
-We'll figure it out.
I don't want you...
-It's fine.
329
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,185
-Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
-You're sure? Okay, good.
330
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,521
So, where are you, uh,
living, anyway?
331
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,524
-Uh, malden.
-Okay, cool,
I think I've heard of that.
332
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,858
Is that, like, near bushwick?
333
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,310
Where, uh-- oh, where
the unicycle thing is?
334
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,329
Sorry, I'm gonna step out
for one second.
335
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,531
-All right.
-Sorry about that.
336
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,499
-Bye, nice to meet you.
-Is she okay?
337
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,419
-I don't know. Where's malden?
-Did I say something?
338
00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:16,955
(panting)
339
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:23,711
(yebba's
"how many years" playing)
340
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:30,969
♪ how many years will it take
for these years to dry? ♪
341
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:35,640
♪ oh, my lord, please don't
pass me by ♪
342
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:40,028
♪ where can I run when my
running is out of time? ♪
343
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:46,767
♪ these are the moments
that I'm with you. ♪
344
00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:49,103
hey.
345
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:51,606
-Back at the bench.
-Yeah, I see that.
346
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,608
Maybe if you sit here long
enough you'll remember.
347
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,294
Uh... I don't know
if I want to remember.
348
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,879
What if it was really bad?
349
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,247
Like I made out with
a finance bro
350
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,616
-in boat shoes or killed a guy?
-Right.
351
00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:03,635
Yeah, that's the wild part
about this whole thing,
352
00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:05,136
it's just like...
353
00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:08,673
You have some stuff that
you might not want to remember.
354
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:11,092
Like, take me, for example.
355
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,145
Well, I'm glad I remembered you.
356
00:15:14,264 --> 00:15:16,264
Me, too.
357
00:15:18,301 --> 00:15:19,567
Can I?
358
00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:23,187
Okay...
359
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:29,243
I just feel like I was so sad,
you know? Why was I so sad?
360
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:33,481
Well, maybe that's okay.
You're not sad anymore.
361
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,817
Your life is heading
in a good direction.
362
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:40,622
-You might get that job.
-I don't know
if I want that job.
363
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,507
This place just doesn't feel
good for me.
364
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:44,292
I don't know. I feel like
I really needed to be here,
365
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,627
but I don't know why.
It's like
366
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,662
I wasn't even here
in the first place, you know?
367
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,996
Yeah.
368
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,432
♪ ♪
369
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,469
oh, man.
370
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,221
I found out my dad died
on this bench.
371
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,339
-Oh.
-Yeah.
372
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,357
Sorry.
373
00:16:01,478 --> 00:16:03,444
-That's, that's a bad one.
-Yeah.
374
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,196
-We should go.
-All right.
375
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:11,069
Stephanie:
Smush. I'm smushing the tush.
376
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,570
-(purring)
-you're so sweet.
377
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,373
-How did you get so sweet?
-Joshy josh.
378
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,825
Smushy smush.
379
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:21,696
Good boy.
380
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:23,131
Go, joshy, shoo.
381
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,000
He was just starting
to love me again.
382
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,552
(olivia sighs)
383
00:16:27,671 --> 00:16:29,337
do you wanna talk?
384
00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:33,141
Okay.
385
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,510
I'll talk.
386
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,845
I'm sorry that
I've been creating distance.
387
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,601
It just feels so wrong
388
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,738
to be inviting a man in.
389
00:16:46,889 --> 00:16:50,358
It's like, there's gonna be
some random dude
390
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,610
who's a plus-one
in our pregnancy.
391
00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:55,563
No, I know. It's...
392
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:59,367
It feels so like heterosexual,
all of it.
393
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,036
I wish we could have the baby
just the two of us.
394
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,924
I learned recently that,
if you go back
395
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:10,044
like seven generations,
396
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,464
you don't actually share that
much dna with your ancestors.
397
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,099
So, like, even though they're,
398
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,801
like, your whole culture,
and your background,
399
00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:18,970
and your history,
you're not actually
400
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:22,523
biologically connected to them.
401
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,059
It's love-- like,
love is what makes a family.
402
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,278
And, like, there's so much love
403
00:17:27,397 --> 00:17:29,363
for a child
before you even start.
404
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,284
Well, that's kind of beautiful.
405
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,322
What if I carried it?
406
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,126
You carried the baby?
407
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,461
I wanna share it.
408
00:17:43,613 --> 00:17:45,379
I-I don't want you
to have to do it alone.
409
00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,382
That's so sweet, but...
410
00:17:49,452 --> 00:17:50,968
But then, I mean...
411
00:17:51,087 --> 00:17:52,787
You would have to do
so many tests,
412
00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:54,589
like, we-- you would have to
check for fibroids,
413
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,474
and make sure that your body
isn't gonna reject the tissue.
414
00:17:56,593 --> 00:17:57,792
Like, it's a lot.
415
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,978
Don't tell me any more things
or I'm gonna back out.
416
00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:03,848
-(laughs) I love you so much.
-And I love you.
417
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,986
(water running)
418
00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:17,862
is there still weirdness here?
I-I... There's weirdness.
419
00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:20,648
-I feel it.
-No.
420
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,500
We're normal. It's fine.
421
00:18:22,619 --> 00:18:24,502
Dinner was good.
422
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:29,006
Okay, carol, come on.
423
00:18:29,158 --> 00:18:30,341
Look, I am very, very sorry.
424
00:18:30,493 --> 00:18:32,844
You're right,
it was inappropriate
425
00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:34,262
and it must be weird for you
426
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,664
that your new boyfriend
is slipping your kid
427
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,050
money behind your back.
I get it.
428
00:18:40,837 --> 00:18:42,220
I know what you meant.
429
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,356
You know, she's...
(sighs)
430
00:18:45,475 --> 00:18:48,676
she's just a kid
in-in a big city,
431
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,728
and she could use a boost.
And...
432
00:18:50,847 --> 00:18:52,063
That's all it was.
433
00:18:52,181 --> 00:18:54,115
I-I would do the exact same
thing for my kids.
434
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:58,152
And that's what threw me.
435
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,955
You're stepping in
for someone who isn't here.
436
00:19:01,991 --> 00:19:03,324
And I miss him.
437
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,994
Yeah.
438
00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:11,382
-I know.
-(carol cries)
439
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,917
♪ ♪
440
00:19:13,035 --> 00:19:14,585
samantha:
Way to bury the lede, man.
441
00:19:14,704 --> 00:19:17,588
You let me whine about a bench
and you sold the thing?
442
00:19:17,707 --> 00:19:19,841
-Are you kidding me?
That's amazing.
-Yeah.
443
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,042
I don't know how to feel,
though, because, like...
444
00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:24,512
I don't know, there's an odd
comfort to failure.
445
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,731
-Yeah, well, sing it, sister.
-Yeah.
446
00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:27,815
You sure you don't want me
to stick around
447
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,066
while you finish the stuff?
448
00:19:29,185 --> 00:19:30,434
'cause I'm pretty sure I can
449
00:19:30,553 --> 00:19:32,052
just, like, catch another bus.
450
00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:34,071
Yeah... Don't ask me that.
451
00:19:34,223 --> 00:19:35,573
Um...
452
00:19:35,692 --> 00:19:38,326
Because I don't know if
I can keep saying no to you.
453
00:19:40,196 --> 00:19:41,913
♪ ♪
454
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:44,582
I'll see you in malden.
455
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:46,250
-Okay.
-Yeah?
456
00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:49,236
-Um, do you wanna...?
-No, you can... I'm just...
457
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,538
Cool.
458
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,819
♪ ♪
459
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,571
(phone buzzing)
460
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:19,700
♪ I found your first draft
in the trash ♪
461
00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:22,370
♪ of our bedroom ♪
462
00:20:24,207 --> 00:20:27,174
♪ goodbye and all that ♪
463
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,160
♪ screw you, did you? ♪
464
00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:31,545
(phone chimes)
465
00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:37,301
♪ oh, apples and oranges ♪
466
00:20:39,856 --> 00:20:44,775
♪ perfume is the poison ♪
467
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:51,148
♪ oh, apples and oranges. ♪