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("Outta My Mind" by Monsune
playing)

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♪ I've been waitin'
for the right time ♪

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♪ To let you know that
I've been looking for you ♪

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‐♪ All of my life ♪
‐(vibrating)

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♪ Feels like
walking on a landslide ♪

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♪ Let me take you... ♪

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(Bob chuckling softly
in distance)

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♪ Ah ♪

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♪ Ooh, baby... ♪

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(moans)

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(Carol moaning in distance)

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♪ Ooh, baby... ♪

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(Bob moaning)

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♪ Let you out of my sight. ♪

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(vibrating stops)

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♪ ♪

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‐ALL: Surprise!
‐Happy six months sober.

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‐Happy tenth birthday,
young Dan.
‐SAMANTHA: Is that

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the cake that's been in the
display case for four months?

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It is, which means
you've been sober longer than

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this cake has been alive.
How cool is that?

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Just bl‐blow out the candle.
It's symbolic.

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‐Yay.
‐Yes, all right.

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Well, thanks for inviting me
to whatever this was,

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but got to get this
back to the bakery

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before they realize
it's gone.

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‐Bye, Doris.
‐Okay.

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Great job.

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What's with the mood?
We throw you a surprise party,

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‐you can't
even muster a thank you?
‐Sorry, rough morning.

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Care to elaborate?

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Yeah, I'm not sure it's an
appropriate conversation

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‐to have with you.
‐Well, nothing's off‐limits.

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(clears throat)
Okay. I heard my Mom

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doing it with Bob this morning.

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They're still together.
Wow, good for Carol.

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That's not the point.
The point is I was jealous

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she was getting laid, okay?
If I don't see some action soon,

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this whole area's gonna
break off and drift out to sea.

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Six months sober
is when it happened for me, too.

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Your privates sacrificed
themselves to the tide?

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No, I started to feel
my body again.

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You're just emerging
from sobriety survival mode.

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In the beginning,
your body's like,

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"Don't drink. I want to drink.

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Don't drink. I want to drink."

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But you're not a walking
nervous system anymore,

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you've settled in
for the long haul,

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and all the normal feelings
are coming back, like...

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"I am craving
Flamin' Hot Cheetos" or

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"I'm horny as hell."

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I am horny as hell.

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‐(clears throat)
‐Yeah.

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I‐I don't... I don't know
if he wants to hear about it.

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Listen, I can't help you
find someone,

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but you're coming to
my sober dance party, right?

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I mean, dancing,
there's gonna be a deejay,

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you can burn off
some of that excess energy.

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Really appreciate
the invitation, but

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I'm trying to get laid.

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Well, historically, there's
been a lot of meet‐cutes

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at the Pellegrino table.

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Uh, you know what,
if it's okay with you,

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I think I'm gonna
shoot my shot elsewhere.

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‐Mm.
‐I've been laying
a lot of groundwork,

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I'm pretty sure
I can seal the deal.

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Wow. Confident.

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Oh, yeah. You should have
seen me back in the day,

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it was like...

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I was really good at it.

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I was.

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No, seriously.

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Oliv...

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So, how's‐how's work going?

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We have a IPO coming up.

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But we don't have
a money‐making strategy,

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so work's been a bit
of a shit show.

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But I have that...

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‐you know,
the sobriety app, right?
‐Oh, the app, yeah.

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Yeah. Showing a bit of interest
with investors

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and all that stuff,
so that's cool.

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If anything, I can use it
as a safety net, right?

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My ch‐my chest,
I don't think isn't supposed

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‐to feel like this.
Can we stop for a second?
‐Yeah. Sure, sure.

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Uh, let's go stretch
or something.

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‐Oh, it's nice to sit.
‐Yeah.

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You know, I, um,
I heard the other day

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that exercise
increases your libido.

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Isn't that weird?

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Sure. It's weird.
Where'd you hear that?

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Oh, this, like, new podcast
I've been listening to.

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Old Cosmos. Um...

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It's really hot out, isn't it?
Oh, my God.

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Hey, do you ever get, like...

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like, really sore right here?

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Yeah, yeah.
I have a stretch for that.

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‐Yeah?
‐Uh‐huh.

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‐You stand up?
‐Yeah.

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So... so, you just, like,
cross your legs.

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‐Yeah.
‐Right? Put your left leg
over here,

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and your right leg,
and then you just lean in...

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Whoa.

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"Whoa" good or "whoa" bad?
What is...

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Oh, it's... it's bad, isn't it?

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'cause you're kind of, like,

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standing way far away
from me now.

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Sam. Come on, we can't do this.

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I know it's a rule,
but it's not like

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it's enforceable by law, okay?

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You're too new. You know?

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We act on anything,
we can endanger

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your sobriety.
You only have six months.

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‐You know what?
‐Yeah?

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‐I can, like,
feel the rejection.
‐Mm.

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‐In my stomach. It hurts
really bad. No, I'm not okay.
‐You okay? You okay?

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Why did you let me go jogging

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so many times?
I'm not a jogger.

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I mean, I couldn't tell
that you weren't a jogger.

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I'm so sorry.

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Listen, we're on
different timelines, you know?

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If we were both
newcomers, then

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this would have wound up
very differently.

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Please don't do that.
Okay? Seriously?

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The, like, rejecting me

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and then saying maybe.
It...

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‐I don't like it.
It's not good.
‐Okay.

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Uh... you're right.

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I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done that.

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Well, let me just
draw a hard line.

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‐We pals?
‐Shh.

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‐Yeah. Let's do it.
Got to walk the gra...
‐(groans)

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Okay, all right.
You're good. You're...

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Oh, forget that dude.
You know what?

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He's probably a serial killer.

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Not everyone who doesn't sleep
with me is a serial killer.

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Also, if he were
a serial killer I'm pretty sure

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he'd want to bang me first.

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Yeah, you're probably right.

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It's okay, though.
Hey, let me see your phone.

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Let's get on the apps.
We're getting you laid tonight.

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(sighs) Let me see
what we're working with here.

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Okay, so, clearly,
it's been a minute.

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I crush it on Tinder.
And in my experience,

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men like it when you say
you give free haircuts

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and you're not looking for
a father for your kid.

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Yeah, I don't think
those really apply to me.

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Right.
Well, what are you looking for?

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You still into guys and girls?

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Yeah, pretty much anybody.

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As long as they're not vegan.

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Oh.

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‐Who is this?
‐What? Let me see.

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(gasps softly)
No judgement.

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Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

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So I slept with some
really disgusting people.

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Hey, don't focus
on who was in your vag.

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Focus on who's gonna
be in your vag, right?

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All right, let's take
some new pics.

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‐Right now?
‐Mm‐hmm.

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Lose the sundae.

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Sit over there.

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Mm‐hmm.

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Legs up.
Like a little bunny.

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Okay.

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Hmm.

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Okay.

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Hold this. Pretend like
you're reading it.

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Or I could actually read it.
I know how to read.

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Oh, great. That'll make it look
much more natural.

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Okay, ready?
Here we go.

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Sober Sam.
On the prowl.

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‐Yes, baby.
‐(shutter clicking)

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Look at her.

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She's a real lady.

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She sits like a lady
and reads thick‐ass books.

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Yes.
Yes, my Jewish jaguar.

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MAN (over P. A.):
The next train to board will
be a high‐capacity train.

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‐Brit?
‐Oh, my God. Mrs. Fink.

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Carol. Hi.

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It feels like
it's been 50 years.

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‐Oh!
‐(chuckles)

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‐And you look so beautiful.
‐Oh.

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But a little tired.
Are you just getting off?

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I'm actually on my way in.
Uh, how are you?

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I'm good.
And, um, Samantha...

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‐is back.
‐Yeah, I know.

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‐That must be nice.
‐It is what it is.

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You must be getting so excited.

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‐For the wedding. It's, what,
just a few months away.
‐Oh. Oh, my God,

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yeah. Ah. We get so
bogged down with planning,

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sometimes I forget to get
excited, but we are.

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I'm so happy for you.

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That Joel is a lucky duck.

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You're a star,
always been a star.

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Thank you.

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Do you ever think...

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I probably shouldn't
say this, but...

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It's a little strange‐‐
the way you two met, right?

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‐What?
‐Don't get me wrong,
it's completely natural.

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You and Joel bonded
over the shared trauma

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of taking care of her.

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I'm... I know it's
uncomfortable that we're...

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‐we dated the same guy.
‐No. (short chuckle)

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No, I'm so happy for you two.

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No, Joel was not
the right person for Samantha.

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I never liked them together.

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‐Really?
‐Yes. Oh.

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You... you remember Sam
in high school.

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Of course.
You two were inseparable.

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And I remember thinking

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at the time,
"She needs a deep thinker."

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Someone who can engage with her,

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which is so not Joel.

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Because...

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Samantha was gonna stay
in New York after college,

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so she needed
to meet that person

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in New York.

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Uh, clearly, Joel has
a great head on his shoulders.

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WOMAN: (over P. A.):
Attention, passengers.

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(announcement continues
indistinctly)

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Are you taking the Orange Line?

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♪ ♪

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Okay. This dude won't even
know what hit him.

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‐Yeah, what's his name again?
‐Brian. I picked him out

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especially for you,
he's perfect.

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He's married to his job,
so he has no time

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for a relationship,
just the sexy fun times.

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Oh, and I saw a plant
in his pictures.

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Fiddle‐leaf fig.
The dream.

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Yeah, it might not have been
a good idea to put you

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‐in charge of my sex life.
‐Hey. You got this, all right?

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Just remember
to order something sexy.

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Well, it's a coffee shop, so...

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Whole milk cappuccino,
extra foam.

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It'll send the right message.

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Hey, don't over a macchiato.
That's butt stuff.

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BRIAN:
So, basically,

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I try to determine what
the stock market's gonna do

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tomorrow and the day after that,
and the day after that.

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That's why they call it futures.

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Ah. So you have, like,

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a crystal ball or something?

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00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:32,972
Is that...
Oh, that was a joke, right?

244
00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,107
Yeah. Yeah, it was.

245
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,342
‐(laughs) I knew it.
‐(chuckles)

246
00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:37,877
Yeah.

247
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,048
This place is nice.

248
00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,317
It is.
Yeah, yeah, it's‐it's good.

249
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,319
Yeah, I assumed
you were a big coffee head

250
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,587
since you wanted to meet
at a coffee shop.

251
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,890
Oh. Yeah, no.
I'm, uh, I'm sober.

252
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,292
Oh, wow.
Me too.

253
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,427
I mean, not sober sober,
but, you know,

254
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,496
I can't have more than three a
night since I turned 30, so...

255
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,101
Hi.
Just wanted to let you know

256
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,769
we're closing in ten minutes.

257
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,238
‐Thank you.
‐Thanks.

258
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,574
Oof. That flew by.

259
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,042
‐It did, didn't it? Yeah.
‐Yeah.

260
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,044
‐You want to go back
to your apartment?
‐What?

261
00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,614
Do you want to go back
to your apartment?

262
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,917
Wow. Okay.
I mean, yeah. Yeah?

263
00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,053
Uh, sorry, I just
got to re‐frame‐‐ you know,

264
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,387
you think
late‐afternoon coffee date,

265
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:22,789
that's a tight hug at most.

266
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,158
But, uh, yes.
I... Let's do it.

267
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,260
‐So, yes?
‐Mm‐hmm.

268
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,561
Cool.
Okay, let's do it.

269
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,235
‐Nice place.
‐Thanks.

270
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,238
It's really, um... brown.

271
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,342
(liquid pouring)

272
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,113
Sorry, I'm just, uh,
trying to loosen up. Uh,

273
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,815
I'm kind of a planner,
so when things

274
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,551
happen unexpected, I get
a little, you know, nervous.

275
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,488
‐Would you like some?
‐No, I'm...

276
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,057
‐sober.
‐Right. Shit.

277
00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,459
You told me that. I'm sorry.
I can get you something else.

278
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,361
Um...
I have...

279
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,531
two percent milk, water...

280
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,132
I'm fine.

281
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,505
Do you want to go to the couch?

282
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,976
You're so pretty.

283
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,678
Oh, thank‐thank you.

284
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,720
‐I got it.
‐Me too. Um...

285
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,189
Just...
Hands are a little sweaty.

286
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,957
Just gonna get in there.
Yeah.

287
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:37,463
(Brian burping)

288
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,032
Whoa.
Yeah, there's vodka in that.

289
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,400
Yeah. Um,

290
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,068
‐I'm gonna just get some...
‐Uh, you know what?

291
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,737
‐So sorry. Um, I have to run.
‐You're gonna go?

292
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,906
‐Yeah, thank you so much
for the cappuccino.
‐You sure?

293
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,741
I just... um, I have a thing.

294
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,077
I‐I'd still love to get coffee
again sometime.

295
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,346
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐Yeah.

296
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,184
‐(car door closes)
‐Hey, sorry you
had to come get me.

297
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,087
‐What happened?
‐The shop is officially
closed for business.

298
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,355
By shop you mean your vagina?

299
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,190
What else could I possibly mean?

300
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,227
All right, don't get all Sad Sam

301
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,429
on me.
This was your first try.

302
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,264
‐Let me see. You got to have
more matches.
‐No.

303
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,767
‐Oh.
‐Doesn't matter. I'm giving up.

304
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:15,802
‐Hey, you...
‐(phone vibrates)

305
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,637
Oh, hey, buttface
just texted you.

306
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,972
Hmm.

307
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,975
"Hey. Sorry for sending you
mixed signals.

308
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,876
Come to the dance party.
It'll be fun."

309
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,211
(scoffs)

310
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,581
(scoffs, chuckles)

311
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,718
We haven't looked this cute
in a while. I mean...

312
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,220
you haven't looked this cute
in a while.

313
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,022
‐I do look kind of cute.
‐You look super cute.

314
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:36,956
(yawns)

315
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,092
‐Hey.
‐Hey.

316
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,660
‐Your shift go okay?
‐Yeah, nothing too traumatic.

317
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,595
That's good.
Hey, come here for a sec.

318
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,498
‐Yeah.
‐So...

319
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,434
‐I've been researching
some readings for the ceremony,
‐Mm.

320
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,104
and I thought Sasha could do
this one from Le Petit Prince.

321
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,039
In French or English.
Or both, if you want.

322
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,040
Might be kind of fun
to do both.

323
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,708
Yeah, I don't know.

324
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,378
‐Y‐You don't like it?
‐Well, you know, it's just

325
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,314
very first thought.
Um... basic.

326
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,050
'Cause, you know, I've seen it
at, like, a gajillion weddings.

327
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,918
Well, yeah,
'cause it's a classic.

328
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,453
Well, it's a kid's book, Joel.

329
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,590
Okay. I mean, it was
on, like, ten wedding websites

330
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,959
as one of the best readings,
but fine,

331
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,295
‐I guess.
‐Yeah, well, you're
kind of proving my point.

332
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,997
And... I mean,

333
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,600
when's the last time
you read a book?

334
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,968
‐What?
‐I mean,

335
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,870
when was the last time
you read a book?

336
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,773
Look, I'm‐I'm just saying
maybe if you read more,

337
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,775
you might have different ideas.

338
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,410
Okay, I‐I read, Brit.

339
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,979
I mean, maybe not books you can
quote from at weddings.

340
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,114
‐That's not what I'm saying.
‐Well, then what are you saying?

341
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,249
'Cause it's not like
I see you coming home

342
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,451
and curling up
with War and Peace.

343
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,019
It's like, when's the last time
you've read a book?

344
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,988
I'm a doctor.
I don't have time to joy read.

345
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,690
Yeah, well, I don't have a lot
of free time right now, either,

346
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,025
all right? I go to work
and then I come home and spend

347
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:49,362
every single spare minute
planning our wedding.

348
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,031
Look, this is coming out
really wrong.

349
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,367
Well, I got some work
to do, okay?

350
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,673
‐♪ ♪
‐Oh, great. More people.

351
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,842
Come in.
Why not?

352
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,177
‐Hey.
‐Hi.

353
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,313
Whoa! You have
a wicked nice house.

354
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,314
Thank you so much.

355
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,718
I would offer you
a drink, but...

356
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,220
I'm not going to,
because that's the whole deal.

357
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,222
Technically not sober,
but when in Rome.

358
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:19,125
Yeah. I just can't abstain
because my wife invited, like,

359
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,195
a million people to stomp
on our brand‐new wood floors.

360
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,463
And this is biodynamic,
so it basically

361
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,531
doesn't actually count
as alcohol.

362
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,800
Anyway, make yourselves at home,

363
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,203
enjoy the snacks and water.

364
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,271
Don't stomp on the floor.

365
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,272
Yeah.

366
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,674
♪ To set the mood, like ♪

367
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,477
♪ Body so hot,
how you stay so cool? ♪

368
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,345
Hey. You came.

369
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,215
‐Yep. Here I am.
‐♪ Stay so cool, ooh ♪

370
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,150
♪ Block party,
bring your crew here too ♪

371
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,284
♪ It's like... ♪

372
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,421
I'm gonna go check out
the water table.

373
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,423
♪ Block party, block party... ♪

374
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,126
Glad you made it.
Mostly for selfish reasons.

375
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,794
I can chill
and stop watching the door.

376
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,430
Oh, oh, is that something
that friends do‐‐

377
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,566
you wait anxiously for the other
friend to show up to a party?

378
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,568
‐♪ All the fellas come around ♪
‐Point taken.

379
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,171
♪ Bringing crowds till we shut
the street down, them cars... ♪

380
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,039
Want to dance?
Is that okay to ask?

381
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:10,109
Uh... you know, I think
I'm gonna ease my way into it.

382
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,611
I'm not totally sure
how my body moves

383
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,212
without a gin and tonic
coursing through its system,

384
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,214
so... maybe later.

385
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,216
Well, take your time.

386
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,886
♪ People passing out
on the lawn, get the Sharpie ♪

387
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,621
♪ A dude without his shirt
and he yelling out ♪

388
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,756
♪ "Call me," don't know
what I did, but I hope... ♪

389
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,024
OLIVIA:
Sam.

390
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,959
I'm so glad you came.

391
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,728
Hey. I don't think I've ever
seen you without a middle part.

392
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,263
‐You look good.
‐Oh.

393
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,731
‐I do, don't I? (chuckles)
‐Yeah.

394
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,900
Well, you weren't joking‐‐
this is a legitimate rager.

395
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,535
I told you, I don't joke
about serious stuff

396
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,270
‐like parties.
‐Mm.

397
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,504
So?

398
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,173
‐So, what?
‐Your presence here

399
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,008
indicates that your grand plan

400
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,076
to smush tush
was either way too short

401
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,078
‐or didn't happen at all.
‐Yeah.
‐Olivia,

402
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,780
have you seen Josh?
I cannot find Josh.

403
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,416
‐Literally right there
with James.
‐Oh, thank God.

404
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,952
She always thinks
someone's gonna steal Josh.

405
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,255
‐He's really valuable.
He's the biggest cat in Boston.
‐It's true.

406
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,357
‐He's a record holder.
‐Oh.

407
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,293
‐Did I interrupt something?
‐Sort of.

408
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,994
No, no, it's fine. I was just
gonna say that I don't think

409
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,597
I'm cut out for sex,
and I might be broken now.

410
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,265
You just have to get used
to being in your body.

411
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,800
You never had to before,

412
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,803
because you were always having
a threesome with booze.

413
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,305
Baby love,
I'm gonna tell Samantha

414
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,307
about my first
sober sexual experience.

415
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,843
Do you want to hear it again
or do you want to go mingle?

416
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,311
Is this the sad story with...

417
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,546
‐with Melissa, Marisa?
‐It's Melanie,

418
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,548
‐Melanie.
‐and I don't think it was...
it's not sad.

419
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,583
‐Okay, I think it's sad.
I can't hear it.
‐Okay, go mingle.

420
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,117
‐I love you.
‐Love you.

421
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,354
Anyway, um, I'm telling you this
so you don't feel so alone.

422
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,823
‐I'll take it.
‐So, I was with
this really cute girl,

423
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,658
and I was extremely nervous.

424
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,828
And when I put
my hand down there...

425
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,631
she asked if I was
using a vibrator.

426
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,666
That's how much
my hand was shaking.

427
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,102
Oh, my God.
I mean...

428
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:46,172
That's it? Okay. See,
I thought you were gonna say

429
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,641
something humiliating, but that
story's, like, kind of adorable.

430
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,276
It is not.
I was horrified.

431
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,713
Okay. Thank you for sharing.
I'm pretty sure I feel worse.

432
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,314
‐Anyway, have a good night.
‐Okay.

433
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,018
And don't jump too hard on the
floor. We just had them done.

434
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,186
‐Okay?
‐Yeah.

435
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,187
‐Tell everyone.
‐Okay.

436
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,022
Okay.
Have fun.

437
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,690
"Legend" by Alice Longyu Gao
& Alice Glass playing)

438
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,158
(yelling)

439
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,894
♪ I just need a manicure,
red tips... ♪

440
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,562
‐Sam!
‐Wow.

441
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,863
Hey!

442
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,698
How are you still
the life of the party

443
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,200
even when you're
stone‐cold sober?

444
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,235
Oh, my God, I came out
of my mother's womb screaming,

445
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,205
ready to party.
(giggles)

446
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,807
‐Give me a twirl.
‐Oh, God. Okay.

447
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,809
Oh, no.
(laughing)

448
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,177
(gasps) Okay... Oh!

449
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,946
(gasps)
Oh, I'm so sorry.

450
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,714
Usually you don't
get these kind of

451
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,483
football tackles
at sober parties.

452
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,085
‐My bad. Are‐are you okay?
‐Yeah, totally.

453
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,421
I loved it. It makes it feel
like an actual nightclub.

454
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,422
Oh, good.
Okay, great.

455
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,590
(laughs)

456
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,425
‐Uh, I'm Chloe.
‐Sam.

457
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,195
Want to dance, Sam?

458
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,064
It feels kind of like a risk for
you after what just happened,

459
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,866
‐but if you're down, I am.
‐Yeah.

460
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,135
Okay.
(chuckling)

461
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,803
♪ Drink vodka
straight from the bottle ♪

462
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,606
♪ Avocado toast,
she tryna be a model ♪

463
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,107
♪ If you insecure... ♪

464
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,076
‐Who invited you here?
‐Oh, I'm, uh,

465
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,177
I'm one of Olivia's sponsees.

466
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,278
Mm, join the club.

467
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,180
Oh, hey, we're like siblings.

468
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,915
No. Yeah, I'm gonna
pretend I didn't say that

469
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,684
so we can keep doing this.

470
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,787
♪ Did you really think
all us girls are replaceable? ♪

471
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,323
♪ (meow) All us girls
are replaceable ♪

472
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,892
♪ (meow) Did you know
your skin is reversible? ♪

473
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,628
♪ (meow) Did you ever
maybe think that ♪

474
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,297
‐♪ It's true men like you
make me sick ♪
‐♪ Sick ♪

475
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,666
♪ Burn your candle to the wick
and bury you alive ♪

476
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,301
♪ Don't be worried,
don't be scared ♪

477
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,103
♪ This is going as prepared ♪

478
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,105
♪ Just lay down and relax,
I can swallow all my glass ♪

479
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,541
♪ Insecure, girl, Alice ♪

480
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,876
♪ I know, you talking shit
you embarrassed ♪

481
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,579
♪ I know, you mad
'cause I'm the raddest ♪

482
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:37,083
♪ You could never
catch me in Lululemon ♪

483
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,651
♪ Sipping sugar‐free Red Bulls ♪

484
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,986
♪ Thinking 'bout
my bank account ♪

485
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,988
‐(sighs)
‐♪ How that bitch so full? ♪

486
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,656
♪ I don't give a sh...
You can't pay me, bitch... ♪

487
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,157
Uh, yeah, no.
You can get out of here,

488
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,325
there's plenty of toilets,
it's like a mansion.

489
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,661
My girl's getting laid.

490
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,129
‐(sighs) Thank you.
‐(shutter clicks)

491
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,835
♪ ♪

492
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,637
‐Hey.
‐Hey.

493
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,973
Sorry.

494
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,776
Should we go to bed?

495
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,746
Yes.
I am beat. Um...

496
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,482
‐But first, one more
wedding question.
‐No!

497
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,685
‐Sorry, please, quickly. So,
‐(moans)

498
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,820
I've basically mapped out
every table,

499
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,490
except I can't figure out
where to stash Uncle Phil.

500
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,824
Oh, he the one
who sued the Boy Scouts

501
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,393
‐'cause they
let a girl in, right?
‐Yeah.

502
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,827
I mean, we can put him next to
Uncle Andrew, but he's the one

503
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,697
that knit the pussy hats
for the women's march, so...

504
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,499
‐No bueno.
‐Yeah.

505
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,967
Hey, Joel, you know
the seating chart's

506
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,402
supposed to be
my job, right?

507
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,736
Uh, no, your job
is shocking people

508
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,339
with those big bumper things
and yelling "Clear!"

509
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,142
Or, uh, uh, "We need four cc's
of vital fluids, stat!"

510
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:40,112
Wow. That's actually a spot‐on
impression of me at work.

511
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,480
‐Yeah? I watched
a couple E. R. reruns
‐Yes.

512
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,748
before you got home.

513
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,618
I'm serious.
I know that I dropped the ball

514
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,986
on all the wedding planning
stuff, and I just

515
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,821
want to thank you
for picking up the slack.

516
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,691
No, I'm... I'm happy to do it.

517
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,892
Because I'm...

518
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:56,062
I'm really, really psyched
for our wedding.

519
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,931
Hmm.

520
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,267
‐I have an idea.
‐All right.

521
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,236
What if we put Carol
at table six,

522
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,238
between Andrew and Phil?

523
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,908
Wow, what did Carol
ever do to you?

524
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,043
I just think she can handle it.

525
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,579
Well, that... that solves that.

526
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:14,980
Sorry, Carol.

527
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,218
("Feeling Good" by Megan Vice
featuring TT The Artist playing)

528
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,121
Ooh, thank God. I got to pee.
Jesus.

529
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,123
Hope you enjoyed yourself.

530
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,058
♪ From East L. A. ♪

531
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,359
♪ First class Bombay,
let me hear you say ♪

532
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,328
♪ Konnichiwa ♪

533
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,097
♪ Don't look back ♪

534
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,233
♪ I ain't afraid to sting ♪

535
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,804
♪ I get it all ♪

536
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:42,074
♪ 'Cause baby, I'm the king ♪

537
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,712
♪ Feeling good, feeling good ♪

538
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,514
♪ Feeling good,
good, good, good, good! ♪

539
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,516
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