1 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:04,620 We don't have to "lady and the tramp" this stuff, now, do we? 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,288 Oh. No. Obviously not. 3 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:08,290 They'd have to pay extra for that, which they didn't. 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:12,044 So forks up. We are going live. 5 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,513 Okay. 6 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:17,132 [ siren wailing, horns honking in distance ] 7 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:19,935 mmm! 8 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:27,359 Wow. This spaghetti and meatballs is so delicious! 9 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:29,111 Yeah. [ clears throat ] 10 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,930 I'm very much enjoying this dinner you've made me. 11 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:34,366 [ computer chiming ] 12 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:37,152 [ down-tempo music plays ] 13 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:41,040 ♪ 14 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:43,826 [ whispering ] hey, luca. 15 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,495 I think this is kind of sexual for them. 16 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:49,448 Yeah. Of course it is. 17 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:54,253 So you gonna rub that meatball in my face or... 18 00:00:54,338 --> 00:01:00,492 ♪ 19 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:04,063 ("outta my mind" by monsune playing) 20 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:22,131 ♪ I've been waitin' for the right time ♪ 21 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:26,668 ♪ to let you know that I've been looking for you ♪ 22 00:01:26,804 --> 00:01:29,121 -♪ all of my life ♪ -(vibrating) 23 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:33,092 ♪ feels like walking on a landslide ♪ 24 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,344 ♪ let me take you... ♪ 25 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,679 (bob chuckling softly in distance) 26 00:01:37,815 --> 00:01:40,399 ♪ ah ♪ 27 00:01:40,484 --> 00:01:41,984 ♪ ooh, baby... ♪ 28 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,986 (moans) 29 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,654 (carol moaning in distance) 30 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,639 ♪ ooh, baby... ♪ 31 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:48,857 (bob moaning) 32 00:01:48,993 --> 00:01:50,742 ♪ let you out of my sight. ♪ 33 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:55,497 (vibrating stops) 34 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,666 ♪ ♪ 35 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,088 -all: Surprise! -Happy six months sober. 36 00:02:03,174 --> 00:02:05,207 -Happy tenth birthday, young dan. -Samantha: Is that 37 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,492 the cake that's been in the display case for four months? 38 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,011 It is, which means you've been sober longer than 39 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,013 this cake has been alive. How cool is that? 40 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,965 Just bl-blow out the candle. It's symbolic. 41 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,019 -Yay. -Yes, all right. 42 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:20,338 Well, thanks for inviting me to whatever this was, 43 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:22,507 but got to get this back to the bakery 44 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,842 before they realize it's gone. 45 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,195 -Bye, doris. -Okay. 46 00:02:27,031 --> 00:02:29,198 Great job. 47 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,849 What's with the mood? We throw you a surprise party, 48 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:33,535 -you can't even muster a thank you? -Sorry, rough morning. 49 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,571 Care to elaborate? 50 00:02:35,706 --> 00:02:36,905 Yeah, I'm not sure it's an appropriate conversation 51 00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:39,074 -to have with you. -Well, nothing's off-limits. 52 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:40,692 (clears throat) okay. I heard my mom 53 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,211 doing it with bob this morning. 54 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,529 They're still together. Wow, good for carol. 55 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,081 That's not the point. The point is I was jealous 56 00:02:46,217 --> 00:02:49,084 she was getting laid, okay? If I don't see some action soon, 57 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,087 this whole area's gonna break off and drift out to sea. 58 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,089 Six months sober is when it happened for me, too. 59 00:02:54,225 --> 00:02:56,341 Your privates sacrificed themselves to the tide? 60 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,927 No, I started to feel my body again. 61 00:02:59,063 --> 00:03:01,730 You're just emerging from sobriety survival mode. 62 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:02,848 In the beginning, your body's like, 63 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,016 "don't drink. I want to drink. 64 00:03:04,068 --> 00:03:05,767 Don't drink. I want to drink." 65 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,653 but you're not a walking nervous system anymore, 66 00:03:07,738 --> 00:03:09,271 you've settled in for the long haul, 67 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,223 and all the normal feelings are coming back, like... 68 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:14,443 "I am craving flamin' hot cheetos" or 69 00:03:14,578 --> 00:03:15,894 "I'm horny as hell." 70 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,079 I am horny as hell. 71 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:18,780 -(clears throat) -yeah. 72 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,282 I-I don't... I don't know if he wants to hear about it. 73 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,068 Listen, I can't help you find someone, 74 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,087 but you're coming to my sober dance party, right? 75 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,256 I mean, dancing, there's gonna be a deejay, 76 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,875 you can burn off some of that excess energy. 77 00:03:29,927 --> 00:03:31,593 Really appreciate the invitation, but 78 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,245 I'm trying to get laid. 79 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,246 Well, historically, there's been a lot of meet-cutes 80 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,932 at the pellegrino table. 81 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,416 Uh, you know what, if it's okay with you, 82 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,435 I think I'm gonna shoot my shot elsewhere. 83 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,637 -Mm. -I've been laying a lot of groundwork, 84 00:03:41,772 --> 00:03:43,105 I'm pretty sure I can seal the deal. 85 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,306 Wow. Confident. 86 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:45,774 Oh, yeah. You should have seen me back in the day, 87 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,359 it was like... 88 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,596 I was really good at it. 89 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,115 I was. 90 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,983 No, seriously. 91 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,151 Oliv... 92 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,986 So, how's-how's work going? 93 00:03:58,122 --> 00:03:59,938 We have a ipo coming up. 94 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,241 But we don't have a money-making strategy, 95 00:04:02,293 --> 00:04:05,127 so work's been a bit of a shit show. 96 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,828 But I have that... 97 00:04:06,964 --> 00:04:08,497 -You know, the sobriety app, right? -Oh, the app, yeah. 98 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,916 Yeah. Showing a bit of interest with investors 99 00:04:10,968 --> 00:04:12,784 and all that stuff, so that's cool. 100 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,303 If anything, I can use it as a safety net, right? 101 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,171 My ch-my chest, I don't think isn't supposed 102 00:04:16,307 --> 00:04:18,473 -to feel like this. Can we stop for a second? -Yeah. Sure, sure. 103 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,125 Uh, let's go stretch or something. 104 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,177 -Oh, it's nice to sit. -Yeah. 105 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,934 You know, I, um, I heard the other day 106 00:04:28,986 --> 00:04:31,303 that exercise increases your libido. 107 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,688 Isn't that weird? 108 00:04:32,823 --> 00:04:35,807 Sure. It's weird. Where'd you hear that? 109 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:39,144 Oh, this, like, new podcast I've been listening to. 110 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:40,412 Old cosmos. Um... 111 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,332 It's really hot out, isn't it? Oh, my god. 112 00:04:47,671 --> 00:04:49,037 Hey, do you ever get, like... 113 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:51,840 Like, really sore right here? 114 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,677 Yeah, yeah. I have a stretch for that. 115 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,662 -Yeah? -Uh-huh. 116 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:58,964 -You stand up? -Yeah. 117 00:05:00,017 --> 00:05:02,434 So... So, you just, like, cross your legs. 118 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,386 -Yeah. -Right? Put your left leg over here, 119 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,188 and your right leg, and then you just lean in... 120 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,057 Whoa. 121 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,009 "whoa" good or "whoa" bad? What is... 122 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,061 Oh, it's... It's bad, isn't it? 123 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,196 'cause you're kind of, like, 124 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,564 standing way far away from me now. 125 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:18,066 Sam. Come on, we can't do this. 126 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,067 I know it's a rule, but it's not like 127 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:21,036 it's enforceable by law, okay? 128 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,739 You're too new. You know? 129 00:05:23,874 --> 00:05:25,190 We act on anything, we can endanger 130 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,875 your sobriety. You only have six months. 131 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,543 -You know what? -Yeah? 132 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:31,163 -I can, like, feel the rejection. -Mm. 133 00:05:31,215 --> 00:05:33,665 -In my stomach. It hurts really bad. No, I'm not okay. -You okay? You okay? 134 00:05:33,717 --> 00:05:35,367 Why did you let me go jogging 135 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,052 so many times? I'm not a jogger. 136 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,720 I mean, I couldn't tell that you weren't a jogger. 137 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,422 I'm so sorry. 138 00:05:41,392 --> 00:05:44,726 Listen, we're on different timelines, you know? 139 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:45,877 If we were both newcomers, then 140 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,263 this would have wound up very differently. 141 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,065 Please don't do that. Okay? Seriously? 142 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,767 The, like, rejecting me 143 00:05:51,902 --> 00:05:53,068 and then saying maybe. It... 144 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,603 -I don't like it. It's not good. -Okay. 145 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,222 Uh... You're right. 146 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,391 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. 147 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:00,826 Well, let me just draw a hard line. 148 00:06:00,911 --> 00:06:02,361 -We pals? -Shh. 149 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:04,863 -Yeah. Let's do it. Got to walk the gra... -(groans) 150 00:06:04,915 --> 00:06:06,615 okay, all right. You're good. You're... 151 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:09,034 Oh, forget that dude. You know what? 152 00:06:09,086 --> 00:06:11,286 He's probably a serial killer. 153 00:06:11,422 --> 00:06:13,789 Not everyone who doesn't sleep with me is a serial killer. 154 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,006 Also, if he were a serial killer I'm pretty sure 155 00:06:15,092 --> 00:06:17,209 he'd want to bang me first. 156 00:06:17,261 --> 00:06:18,627 Yeah, you're probably right. 157 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:21,430 It's okay, though. Hey, let me see your phone. 158 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,882 Let's get on the apps. We're getting you laid tonight. 159 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,018 (sighs) let me see what we're working with here. 160 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,943 Okay, so, clearly, it's been a minute. 161 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,946 I crush it on tinder. And in my experience, 162 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,764 men like it when you say you give free haircuts 163 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:41,450 and you're not looking for a father for your kid. 164 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,935 Yeah, I don't think those really apply to me. 165 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,654 Right. Well, what are you looking for? 166 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,122 You still into guys and girls? 167 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,907 Yeah, pretty much anybody. 168 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:50,442 As long as they're not vegan. 169 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,294 Oh. 170 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,612 -Who is this? -What? Let me see. 171 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,798 (gasps softly) no judgement. 172 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,217 Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 173 00:06:59,303 --> 00:07:01,169 So I slept with some really disgusting people. 174 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:04,289 Hey, don't focus on who was in your vag. 175 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,759 Focus on who's gonna be in your vag, right? 176 00:07:07,811 --> 00:07:09,678 All right, let's take some new pics. 177 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:11,346 -Right now? -Mm-hmm. 178 00:07:14,151 --> 00:07:15,633 Lose the sundae. 179 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,736 Sit over there. 180 00:07:17,821 --> 00:07:19,321 Mm-hmm. 181 00:07:20,324 --> 00:07:22,357 Legs up. Like a little bunny. 182 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,994 Okay. 183 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,330 Hmm. 184 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,315 Okay. 185 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,817 Hold this. Pretend like you're reading it. 186 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,153 Or I could actually read it. I know how to read. 187 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,922 Oh, great. That'll make it look much more natural. 188 00:07:37,007 --> 00:07:39,341 Okay, ready? Here we go. 189 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:42,494 Sober sam. On the prowl. 190 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:43,378 -Yes, baby. -(shutter clicking) 191 00:07:43,514 --> 00:07:44,546 look at her. 192 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:45,881 She's a real lady. 193 00:07:46,016 --> 00:07:48,300 She sits like a lady and reads thick-ass books. 194 00:07:48,352 --> 00:07:51,219 Yes. Yes, my jewish jaguar. 195 00:07:51,355 --> 00:07:54,022 Man (over p.A.): The next train to board will be a high-capacity train. 196 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,057 -Brit? -Oh, my god. Mrs. Fink. 197 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,392 Carol. Hi. 198 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:58,727 It feels like it's been 50 years. 199 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,695 -Oh! -(chuckles) 200 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,614 -and you look so beautiful. -Oh. 201 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:05,517 But a little tired. Are you just getting off? 202 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,069 I'm actually on my way in. Uh, how are you? 203 00:08:08,205 --> 00:08:11,540 I'm good. And, um, samantha... 204 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,742 -Is back. -Yeah, I know. 205 00:08:13,877 --> 00:08:15,911 -That must be nice. -It is what it is. 206 00:08:16,046 --> 00:08:18,630 You must be getting so excited. 207 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,833 -For the wedding. It's, what, just a few months away. -Oh. Oh, my god, 208 00:08:21,885 --> 00:08:24,886 yeah. Ah. We get so bogged down with planning, 209 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,255 sometimes I forget to get excited, but we are. 210 00:08:27,391 --> 00:08:30,041 I'm so happy for you. 211 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,561 That joel is a lucky duck. 212 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,680 You're a star, always been a star. 213 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,766 Thank you. 214 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:40,068 Do you ever think... 215 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,487 I probably shouldn't say this, but... 216 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,907 It's a little strange-- the way you two met, right? 217 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:49,578 -What? -Don't get me wrong, it's completely natural. 218 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:53,064 You and joel bonded over the shared trauma 219 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,699 of taking care of her. 220 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,751 I'm... I know it's uncomfortable that we're... 221 00:08:56,903 --> 00:09:00,038 -We dated the same guy. -No. (short chuckle) 222 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:02,457 no, I'm so happy for you two. 223 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,126 No, joel was not the right person for samantha. 224 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,511 I never liked them together. 225 00:09:06,597 --> 00:09:09,080 -Really? -Yes. Oh. 226 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,266 You... You remember sam in high school. 227 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,268 Of course. You two were inseparable. 228 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:14,769 And I remember thinking 229 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,472 at the time, "she needs a deep thinker." 230 00:09:17,608 --> 00:09:19,307 someone who can engage with her, 231 00:09:19,443 --> 00:09:21,776 which is so not joel. 232 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,614 Because... 233 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:29,367 Samantha was gonna stay in new york after college, 234 00:09:29,453 --> 00:09:31,653 so she needed to meet that person 235 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,288 in new york. 236 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:37,075 Uh, clearly, joel has a great head on his shoulders. 237 00:09:37,127 --> 00:09:38,493 Woman: (over p.A.): Attention, passengers. 238 00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:40,111 (announcement continues indistinctly) 239 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,296 are you taking the orange line? 240 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,214 ♪ ♪ 241 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,090 okay. This dude won't even know what hit him. 242 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,025 -Yeah, what's his name again? -Brian. I picked him out 243 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,144 especially for you, he's perfect. 244 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,929 He's married to his job, so he has no time 245 00:09:57,981 --> 00:10:00,398 for a relationship, just the sexy fun times. 246 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:03,034 Oh, and I saw a plant in his pictures. 247 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,269 Fiddle-leaf fig. The dream. 248 00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:07,322 Yeah, it might not have been a good idea to put you 249 00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:11,409 -in charge of my sex life. -Hey. You got this, all right? 250 00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:12,777 Just remember to order something sexy. 251 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,379 Well, it's a coffee shop, so... 252 00:10:14,464 --> 00:10:15,463 Whole milk cappuccino, extra foam. 253 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,665 It'll send the right message. 254 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,652 Hey, don't over a macchiato. That's butt stuff. 255 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,304 Brian: So, basically, 256 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,556 I try to determine what the stock market's gonna do 257 00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:27,309 tomorrow and the day after that, and the day after that. 258 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,292 That's why they call it futures. 259 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:29,394 Ah. So you have, like, 260 00:10:29,479 --> 00:10:30,645 a crystal ball or something? 261 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,348 Is that... Oh, that was a joke, right? 262 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,482 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 263 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,651 -(laughs) I knew it. -(chuckles) 264 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,320 yeah. 265 00:10:40,824 --> 00:10:42,324 This place is nice. 266 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,659 It is. Yeah, yeah, it's-it's good. 267 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,644 Yeah, I assumed you were a big coffee head 268 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:47,829 since you wanted to meet at a coffee shop. 269 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,166 Oh. Yeah, no. I'm, uh, I'm sober. 270 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,650 Oh, wow. Me too. 271 00:10:52,703 --> 00:10:54,669 I mean, not sober sober, but, you know, 272 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,921 I can't have more than three a night since I turned 30, so... 273 00:10:59,543 --> 00:11:01,459 Hi. Just wanted to let you know 274 00:11:01,511 --> 00:11:03,161 we're closing in ten minutes. 275 00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:05,513 -Thank you. -Thanks. 276 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,849 Oof. That flew by. 277 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,384 -It did, didn't it? Yeah. -Yeah. 278 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:11,603 -You want to go back to your apartment? -What? 279 00:11:12,556 --> 00:11:15,006 Do you want to go back to your apartment? 280 00:11:15,058 --> 00:11:18,226 Wow. Okay. I mean, yeah. Yeah? 281 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,311 Uh, sorry, I just got to re-frame-- you know, 282 00:11:20,364 --> 00:11:21,696 you think late-afternoon coffee date, 283 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,031 that's a tight hug at most. 284 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,367 But, uh, yes. I... Let's do it. 285 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,569 -So, yes? -Mm-hmm. 286 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,953 Cool. Okay, let's do it. 287 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,543 -Nice place. -Thanks. 288 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:38,663 It's really, um... Brown. 289 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,751 (liquid pouring) 290 00:11:45,088 --> 00:11:47,422 sorry, I'm just, uh, trying to loosen up. Uh, 291 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,057 I'm kind of a planner, so when things 292 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,926 happen unexpected, I get a little, you know, nervous. 293 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,730 -Would you like some? -No, I'm... 294 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,266 -Sober. -Right. Shit. 295 00:11:58,402 --> 00:11:59,734 You told me that. I'm sorry. I can get you something else. 296 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,719 Um... I have... 297 00:12:01,772 --> 00:12:04,823 Two percent milk, water... 298 00:12:04,908 --> 00:12:06,524 I'm fine. 299 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,947 Do you want to go to the couch? 300 00:12:15,619 --> 00:12:17,285 You're so pretty. 301 00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:19,120 Oh, thank-thank you. 302 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,012 -I got it. -Me too. Um... 303 00:12:28,098 --> 00:12:29,464 Just... Hands are a little sweaty. 304 00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:31,349 Just gonna get in there. Yeah. 305 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,772 (brian burping) 306 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,274 whoa. Yeah, there's vodka in that. 307 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,642 Yeah. Um, 308 00:12:40,777 --> 00:12:42,393 -I'm gonna just get some... -Uh, you know what? 309 00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:45,063 -So sorry. Um, I have to run. -You're gonna go? 310 00:12:45,115 --> 00:12:47,232 -Yeah, thank you so much for the cappuccino. -You sure? 311 00:12:47,284 --> 00:12:49,067 I just... Um, I have a thing. 312 00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:51,435 I-I'd still love to get coffee again sometime. 313 00:12:51,488 --> 00:12:53,738 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 314 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,460 -(car door closes) -hey, sorry you had to come get me. 315 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,412 -What happened? -The shop is officially closed for business. 316 00:13:01,465 --> 00:13:02,664 By shop you mean your vagina? 317 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:04,632 What else could I possibly mean? 318 00:13:06,136 --> 00:13:07,618 All right, don't get all sad sam 319 00:13:07,671 --> 00:13:09,787 on me. This was your first try. 320 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,673 -Let me see. You got to have more matches. -No. 321 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,126 -Oh. -Doesn't matter. I'm giving up. 322 00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:16,144 -Hey, you... -(phone vibrates) 323 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,979 oh, hey, buttface just texted you. 324 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,314 Hmm. 325 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,350 "hey. Sorry for sending you mixed signals. 326 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,152 Come to the dance party. It'll be fun." 327 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,653 (scoffs) 328 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,823 (scoffs, chuckles) 329 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,993 we haven't looked this cute in a while. I mean... 330 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,529 You haven't looked this cute in a while. 331 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,331 -I do look kind of cute. -You look super cute. 332 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,165 (yawns) 333 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,334 -hey. -Hey. 334 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,952 -Your shift go okay? -Yeah, nothing too traumatic. 335 00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:42,837 That's good. Hey, come here for a sec. 336 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,823 -Yeah. -So... 337 00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:48,676 -I've been researching some readings for the ceremony, -mm. 338 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,346 And I thought sasha could do this one from le petit prince. 339 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,348 In french or english. Or both, if you want. 340 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,382 Might be kind of fun to do both. 341 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,000 Yeah, I don't know. 342 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,686 -Y-you don't like it? -Well, you know, it's just 343 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,689 very first thought. Um... Basic. 344 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,359 'cause, you know, I've seen it at, like, a gajillion weddings. 345 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,227 Well, yeah, 'cause it's a classic. 346 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,695 Well, it's a kid's book, joel. 347 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,899 Okay. I mean, it was on, like, ten wedding websites 348 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,234 as one of the best readings, but fine, 349 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:15,537 -I guess. -Yeah, well, you're kind of proving my point. 350 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,289 And... I mean, 351 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,875 when's the last time you read a book? 352 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,327 -What? -I mean, 353 00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:24,195 when was the last time you read a book? 354 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,081 Look, I'm-I'm just saying maybe if you read more, 355 00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:29,083 you might have different ideas. 356 00:14:29,219 --> 00:14:30,752 Okay, I-I read, brit. 357 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,371 I mean, maybe not books you can quote from at weddings. 358 00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:35,390 -That's not what I'm saying. -Well, then what are you saying? 359 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,591 'cause it's not like I see you coming home 360 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,726 and curling up with war and peace. 361 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,311 It's like, when's the last time you've read a book? 362 00:14:40,397 --> 00:14:42,347 I'm a doctor. I don't have time to joy read. 363 00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:44,015 Yeah, well, I don't have a lot of free time right now, either, 364 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,351 all right? I go to work and then I come home and spend 365 00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:49,604 every single spare minute planning our wedding. 366 00:14:49,739 --> 00:14:52,240 Look, this is coming out really wrong. 367 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,742 Well, I got some work to do, okay? 368 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,531 Ple. 369 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,683 Come in. Why not? 370 00:15:02,786 --> 00:15:04,052 -Hey. -Hi. 371 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:07,121 Whoa! You have a wicked nice house. 372 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,189 Thank you so much. 373 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,492 I would offer you a drink, but... 374 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,028 I'm not going to, because that's the whole deal. 375 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,997 Technically not sober, but when in rome. 376 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,916 Yeah. I just can't abstain because my wife invited, like, 377 00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:22,036 a million people to stomp on our brand-new wood floors. 378 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,254 And this is biodynamic, so it basically 379 00:15:23,373 --> 00:15:25,340 doesn't actually count as alcohol. 380 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,592 Anyway, make yourselves at home, 381 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:30,044 enjoy the snacks and water. 382 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,063 Don't stomp on the floor. 383 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,064 Yeah. 384 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,399 ♪ to set the mood, like ♪ 385 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:37,235 ♪ body so hot, how you stay so cool? ♪ 386 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,070 hey. You came. 387 00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:42,023 -Yep. Here I am. -♪ stay so cool, ooh ♪ 388 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,958 ♪ block party, bring your crew here too ♪ 389 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,026 ♪ it's like... ♪ 390 00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:48,229 I'm gonna go check out the water table. 391 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,164 ♪ block party, block party... ♪ 392 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,900 glad you made it. Mostly for selfish reasons. 393 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,568 I can chill and stop watching the door. 394 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,238 Oh, oh, is that something that friends do-- 395 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,408 you wait anxiously for the other friend to show up to a party? 396 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,377 -♪ all the fellas come around ♪ -point taken. 397 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,013 ♪ bringing crowds till we shut the street down, them cars... ♪ 398 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,881 want to dance? Is that okay to ask? 399 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,967 Uh... You know, I think I'm gonna ease my way into it. 400 00:16:10,086 --> 00:16:11,436 I'm not totally sure how my body moves 401 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,937 without a gin and tonic coursing through its system, 402 00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:14,972 so... Maybe later. 403 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,974 Well, take your time. 404 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,610 ♪ people passing out on the lawn, get the sharpie ♪ 405 00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:21,429 ♪ a dude without his shirt and he yelling out ♪ 406 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,448 ♪ "call me," don't know what I did, but I hope... ♪ 407 00:16:23,599 --> 00:16:24,765 olivia: Sam. 408 00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:26,767 I'm so glad you came. 409 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,453 Hey. I don't think I've ever seen you without a middle part. 410 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,954 -You look good. -Oh. 411 00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:31,456 -I do, don't I? (chuckles) -yeah. 412 00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:33,624 Well, you weren't joking-- this is a legitimate rager. 413 00:16:33,776 --> 00:16:35,326 I told you, I don't joke about serious stuff 414 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,111 -like parties. -Mm. 415 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,296 So? 416 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,997 -So, what? -Your presence here 417 00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:41,833 indicates that your grand plan 418 00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:43,801 to smush tush was either way too short 419 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,803 -or didn't happen at all. -Yeah. -Olivia, 420 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,555 have you seen josh? I cannot find josh. 421 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,141 -Literally right there with james. -Oh, thank god. 422 00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:52,643 She always thinks someone's gonna steal josh. 423 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:56,013 -He's really valuable. He's the biggest cat in boston. -It's true. 424 00:16:56,132 --> 00:16:58,099 -He's a record holder. -Oh. 425 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,134 -Did I interrupt something? -Sort of. 426 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,769 No, no, it's fine. I was just gonna say that I don't think 427 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,355 I'm cut out for sex, and I might be broken now. 428 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,023 You just have to get used to being in your body. 429 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,575 You never had to before, 430 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,661 because you were always having a threesome with booze. 431 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,113 Baby love, I'm gonna tell samantha 432 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,115 about my first sober sexual experience. 433 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,701 Do you want to hear it again or do you want to go mingle? 434 00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:18,119 Is this the sad story with... 435 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,371 -With melissa, marisa? -It's melanie, 436 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,373 -melanie. -And I don't think it was... It's not sad. 437 00:17:22,492 --> 00:17:23,341 -Okay, I think it's sad. I can't hear it. -Okay, go mingle. 438 00:17:23,493 --> 00:17:24,876 -I love you. -Love you. 439 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:28,129 Anyway, um, I'm telling you this so you don't feel so alone. 440 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,598 -I'll take it. -So, I was with this really cute girl, 441 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,517 and I was extremely nervous. 442 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,603 And when I put my hand down there... 443 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,389 She asked if I was using a vibrator. 444 00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,358 That's how much my hand was shaking. 445 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,860 Oh, my god. I mean... 446 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,013 That's it? Okay. See, I thought you were gonna say 447 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,366 something humiliating, but that story's, like, kind of adorable. 448 00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:50,017 It is not. I was horrified. 449 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,538 Okay. Thank you for sharing. I'm pretty sure I feel worse. 450 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,239 -Anyway, have a good night. -Okay. 451 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,709 And don't jump too hard on the floor. We just had them done. 452 00:17:58,861 --> 00:18:00,044 -Okay? -Yeah. 453 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,045 -Tell everyone. -Okay. 454 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,863 Okay. Have fun. 455 00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,549 "legend" by alice longyu gao & alice glass playing) 456 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,967 (yelling) 457 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,718 ♪ I just need a manicure, red tips... ♪ 458 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,370 -sam! -Wow. 459 00:18:09,472 --> 00:18:10,704 Hey! 460 00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:12,540 How are you still the life of the party 461 00:18:12,642 --> 00:18:14,058 even when you're stone-cold sober? 462 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,093 Oh, my god, I came out of my mother's womb screaming, 463 00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:19,046 ready to party. (giggles) 464 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,599 -give me a twirl. -Oh, god. Okay. 465 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,601 Oh, no. (laughing) 466 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,986 (gasps) okay... Oh! 467 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,737 (gasps) oh, I'm so sorry. 468 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,556 Usually you don't get these kind of 469 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,241 football tackles at sober parties. 470 00:18:30,393 --> 00:18:32,893 -My bad. Are-are you okay? -Yeah, totally. 471 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,229 I loved it. It makes it feel like an actual nightclub. 472 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,230 Oh, good. Okay, great. 473 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,398 (laughs) 474 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,283 -uh, I'm chloe. -Sam. 475 00:18:41,237 --> 00:18:42,920 Want to dance, sam? 476 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,905 It feels kind of like a risk for you after what just happened, 477 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,624 -but if you're down, I am. -Yeah. 478 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,960 Okay. (chuckling) 479 00:18:49,078 --> 00:18:50,595 ♪ drink vodka straight from the bottle ♪ 480 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,431 ♪ avocado toast, she tryna be a model ♪ 481 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,882 ♪ if you insecure... ♪ 482 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,884 -who invited you here? -Oh, I'm, uh, 483 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:57,935 I'm one of olivia's sponsees. 484 00:18:58,087 --> 00:18:59,053 Mm, join the club. 485 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,938 Oh, hey, we're like siblings. 486 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,773 No. Yeah, I'm gonna pretend I didn't say that 487 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,475 so we can keep doing this. 488 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,562 ♪ did you really think all us girls are replaceable? ♪ 489 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,147 ♪ (meow) all us girls are replaceable ♪ 490 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,650 ♪ (meow) did you know your skin is reversible? ♪ 491 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,436 ♪ (meow) did you ever maybe think that ♪ 492 00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:18,072 -♪ it's true men like you make me sick ♪ -♪ sick ♪ 493 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,491 ♪ burn your candle to the wick and bury you alive ♪ 494 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,126 ♪ don't be worried, don't be scared ♪ 495 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,944 ♪ this is going as prepared ♪ 496 00:19:24,047 --> 00:19:25,963 ♪ just lay down and relax, I can swallow all my glass ♪ 497 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,299 ♪ insecure, girl, alice ♪ 498 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,635 ♪ I know, you talking shit you embarrassed ♪ 499 00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:33,387 ♪ I know, you mad 'cause I'm the raddest ♪ 500 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,957 ♪ you could never catch me in lululemon ♪ 501 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,459 ♪ sipping sugar-free red bulls ♪ 502 00:19:38,561 --> 00:19:39,793 ♪ thinking 'bout my bank account ♪ 503 00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:41,762 -(sighs) -♪ how that bitch so full? ♪ 504 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,431 ♪ I don't give a sh... You can't pay me, bitch... ♪ 505 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,932 uh, yeah, no. You can get out of here, 506 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,133 there's plenty of toilets, it's like a mansion. 507 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,436 My girl's getting laid. 508 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,004 -(sighs) thank you. -(shutter clicks) 509 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,576 ♪ ♪ 510 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,445 -hey. -Hey. 511 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,798 Sorry. 512 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,567 Should we go to bed? 513 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,504 Yes. I am beat. Um... 514 00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:09,290 -But first, one more wedding question. -No! 515 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,460 -Sorry, please, quickly. So, -(moans) 516 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,578 I've basically mapped out every table, 517 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,247 except I can't figure out where to stash uncle phil. 518 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,599 Oh, he the one who sued the boy scouts 519 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,101 -'cause they let a girl in, right? -Yeah. 520 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,585 I mean, we can put him next to uncle andrew, but he's the one 521 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,421 that knit the pussy hats for the women's March, so... 522 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,256 -No bueno. -Yeah. 523 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,758 Hey, joel, you know the seating chart's 524 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,110 supposed to be my job, right? 525 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,427 Uh, no, your job is shocking people 526 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,114 with those big bumper things and yelling "clear!" 527 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,866 or, uh, uh, "we need four cc's of vital fluids, stat!" 528 00:20:35,952 --> 00:20:39,820 wow. That's actually a spot-on impression of me at work. 529 00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:41,238 -Yeah? I watched a couple e.R. Reruns -yes. 530 00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,456 Before you got home. 531 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,326 I'm serious. I know that I dropped the ball 532 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,627 on all the wedding planning stuff, and I just 533 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,496 want to thank you for picking up the slack. 534 00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:51,448 No, I'm... I'm happy to do it. 535 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,616 Because I'm... 536 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,786 I'm really, really psyched for our wedding. 537 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,589 Hmm. 538 00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:00,975 -I have an idea. -All right. 539 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,961 What if we put carol at table six, 540 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,063 between andrew and phil? 541 00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:08,632 Wow, what did carol ever do to you? 542 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,801 I just think she can handle it. 543 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,303 Well, that... That solves that. 544 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,772 Sorry, carol. 545 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,859 ("feeling good" by megan vice featuring tt the artist playing) 546 00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:21,812 ooh, thank god. I got to pee. Jesus. 547 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,814 Hope you enjoyed yourself. 548 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,666 ♪ from east l.A. ♪ 549 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,001 ♪ first class bombay, let me hear you say ♪ 550 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,986 ♪ konnichiwa ♪ 551 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,821 ♪ don't look back ♪ 552 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,008 ♪ I ain't afraid to sting ♪ 553 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,495 ♪ I get it all ♪ 554 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:41,882 ♪ 'cause baby, I'm the king ♪ 555 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,387 ♪ feeling good, feeling good ♪ 556 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,189 ♪ feeling good, good, good, good, good! ♪ 557 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,074 captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org