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(indistinct chatter)

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(indistinct announcement
over P. A.)

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Hey.
Clock out for your break.

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And when you're back
I need you to cover for Doris.

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She called in sick, but
you know what that means today.

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I don't.
What does that mean today?

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MAN (over P. A.):
Shoppers, stock up
on all things green.

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Visit our bakery department

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and pick up your
St. Paddy's Day treats.

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(indistinct chatter continuing)

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Oh, no.

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Yep.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.

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Or, as I like to call it,
The Purge for Sober People.

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♪ Don't back down,
I don't run for cover ♪

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♪ And the crowd goes... ♪

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♪ ♪

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Wait, wait, wait, my baby,
let me help you carry that.

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Baby, the doctor said
not to lift anything.

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My baby, I think
she meant, like,

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not to lift anything
after implantation, but

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‐I can... Yeah.
‐Oh, right. Yeah, that
makes sense. Why don't you

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‐put the snacks
in the front seat, honey?
‐Okay. I can do that.

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‐Ow!
‐What?

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Oh, my gosh, it's so heavy.

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I don't think
I can have a baby now.

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‐Hilarious.
‐I know. I'm so funny.

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(phone rings)

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Hey.
Sam, how you holding up?

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It's like being the only
Jewish kid in town on Christmas.

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Which I was. But I didn't
like that either, so...

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Yeah. Today's gonna be tough.

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You don't have to thrive it,
you just have to survive it.

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‐Where are you guys?
‐Oh, we're packing up the car.

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We are going down the Cape
with, uh,

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Vinnie, Allegra, Molly, Brenda.

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Sort of our last hurrah
before we have a baby.

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Wow. Sounds like a rager.

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‐Blast some
"Closer to Fine" for me, okay?
‐That's a good idea.

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Babe, can you
get the playlist ready?

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‐Yeah, I have it.
Yeah... No, it's ready.
‐Cue it up.

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Wait, are you alone?

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Seriously?

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Isolating on a day like today
is not a good idea.

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If you... Yeah, Stephanie's
saying if you want to

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‐come with us you can.
‐No.

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No, no, no, come on.

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Seriously, I've got, like,
plenty of options.

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You know, I don't want to ruin
your weekend. It's all good.

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Okay, well, if you need
a meeting go to Club 24/7‐‐

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they're having meetings all day.
Just stay off of Instagram.

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I'm gonna send you
this great meditation app.

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And if, you know,
you feel lonely

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or any feelings come up, just

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give me a call.
Door's always open.

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‐No, no, no. The door's closed.
‐Stephanie's saying that

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‐the door's also always open.
‐The... Oh, my...

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Okay, I love you. Hang in there.

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Love you, too.
Okay, b... bye. Bye.

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Ow!

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Why?
I still have five minutes.

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You're not wearing green.
Also, I need you

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to mop up that puddle
of festive‐looking vomit.

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♪ ♪

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You bet. I'm gonna have,
like, three green beers

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the second we get off.

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I hear one more time about

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the green beer,
I'm gonna scream.

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Sammy.
What are you doing here?

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SAMANTHA:
Yeah, I was just thinking, uh,

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maybe, you know,
you and Zack could come over,

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‐we could make cookies or...
‐Oh, yeah.

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Today's got to be
a hard day for you, huh?

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Yeah. No, I mean, it's fine.

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I just feel like I owe the kid
after Roller Land

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‐and it could be fun, right?
‐Aw, Sam.

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Sammy, Sam, Sam, Sam.

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I love you and your journey,

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but today is the day
of my people.

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‐St. Pat's Day is like
my Super Bowl.
‐I know.

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It's actually better
than the Super Bowl.

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I don't have to watch
Maroon 5 shirtless.

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‐You know...
‐Yeah, I get it.

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What are you gonna do?

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Um, well, Zack's with his dad

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and I'm gonna go out
with Tina and her crew.

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‐Oh.
‐Check it out, Sam.

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I bought a new shirt.

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Tina, stop showing off
your titty window to Sam.

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She can't come out with us.

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‐Ay, really? That sucks.
‐No, it's okay.

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It's a great titty window.
I'm happy for you guys.

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‐Thank you.
‐SAMANTHA: Yeah.

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‐She just got 'em done.
‐Uh...

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Hello. That was a secret.

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Sorry, oh, I... You...

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You let me touch them.

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‐I would have never known.
‐Okay. Thank you.

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MAN (over P. A.):
Shamrock cupcake special:

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two boxes for only $3.99.

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Hey. I know you.

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Hey. That's a lot of almonds.

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‐Looks like you're stocking up
for a very healthy end of days.
‐Yeah.

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Locked myself
out of my place, so

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just waiting to hear back
from my idiot roommates.

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They're very lucky
if that kale is all for them.

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‐Yeah. Right.
‐MAN: Attention, shoppers.

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‐For your St. Paddy's Day
cookout, we have
‐(phone vibrates)

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a special today
on sirloin strip.

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No.

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Shit.

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‐You okay?
‐Um...

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yeah.

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It's just...

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They're at a bar.

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Um, I haven't been to a bar
in, like, a year. You know?

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They always forget
that I'm sober.

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Well, lucky for you,

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my shift just ended, so...

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let's go find some drunks.

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Oh. Thank you.

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Are they cute?
They better be cute.

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I mean, yeah, if you're into
weirdos in sleeveless shirts.

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MINDY:
Oh, okay, cool.

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‐(door closes)
‐(sighs)

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Sam!

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Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit!

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CAROL:
Isn't he cute?

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SAMANTHA:
Mm‐hmm. Yeah.

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So cute.

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I am not technically Irish,

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but some people say
that the Polish

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are the Irish of the East.

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‐L'chaim.
‐Bless you.

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Cool. So, what are you guys
doing today?

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You want to... you want
to binge watch something?

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I'm sure there's, like, a new,

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dry British crime drama out.

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The husband did it.
Or the priest.

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‐Whatever.
‐Are you asking us to hang out?

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I'm not not asking you
to hang out.

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Wow!
How surprising.

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And very nice.
I like it.

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Thank you.
Can we take a rain check?

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BOB:
Yes, we are actually
on our way out.

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‐Okay.
‐CAROL: Bob got us tickets

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to a traditional Irish band.

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Yes. The Jolly Fifes.

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They have one of the best
Dobro players in the world.

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Padraig Byrne. He's, like,
top ten. He's awesome.

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It seemed like a fun way
to celebrate the holiday.

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Wow, Bob's really changing you.

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What do you mean?

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You're not a holiday person.

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I have nothing against them.

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Name one you like.

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"Sucoat."

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‐Sukkot.
‐The tent.

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‐It's really nice.
‐Yeah.

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It's a gorgeous, gorgeous tent.

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Oh. I could do this all night,
but we got to go.

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Uh, binge for us all.

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So, uh, grab my purse.

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Enjoy.

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(door opens)

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(door closes)

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(sighs)

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("Just Be Cool" by DijahSB
playing)

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♪ Mad 'cause I be going hard
in the paint ♪

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♪ You be acting like you
be that boy, but you ain't ♪

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♪ I'm‐a be there full‐time,
I go hard ♪

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♪ For the cake,
got a yard so long ♪

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♪ I be dodging the snakes,
'cause they tell you ♪

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♪ Work hard, but you hardly
on the grind ♪

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♪ Trying to pay my mom's bills ♪

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♪ Get Cardi on the line, yeah ♪

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♪ I be working up the fires ♪

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♪ Don't worry, you'll be fine ♪

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♪ Just be cool,
stay right there ♪

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♪ Don't you move,
I ain't trying to go home ♪

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♪ It's too soon,
I'm trying to dance away ♪

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♪ These blues,
yes, it's late, boy ♪

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♪ Just be cool,
stay right there ♪

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♪ Don't you move,
I ain't trying to go home ♪

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♪ It's too soon,
I'm trying to dance away ♪

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♪ These blues. ♪

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♪ ♪

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(oven timer dings)

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(bells chiming softly)

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SCOTTIE PIPPEN:
This is Scottie Pippen,

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and I'm gonna teach you

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how to meditate
like a champion.

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If you're like me,
you need some you time

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to relax your mind and body.

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Listen to wild Tibetan bells.

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Don't you feel
more chill already?

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No.
‐(bells stop)

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Mm‐mmm.

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‐(man whoops)
‐You heard it here first.

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The mac and cheese balls
at the Purple Shamrock

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are to die for.

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Hey!

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Uh, Bonjour, bonjour, what's up.
It's your girl Angeline.

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We are here at the spa.

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Because look at
our beautiful friend.

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No, not you
IG'ing this, girl. No.

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It's my number‐one bitch,
Brittany.

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She is getting married.

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I am so happy.
Also, a little drunk.

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(whoosh)

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(screams)

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This is very you, I think.
I mean, you can pull off

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‐almost anything.
‐Mm‐hmm.

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‐Oh, for sure.
‐Now, all we have to do

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is make a decision before
all the bars reach capacity.

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BRIT:
It's just, you know, I‐I don't

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feel like this is exactly right.

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ANGELINE:
Oh my God, do you
remember the funnel cake

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with all the, like, beautiful
whipped cream design‐‐

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it was, like, all

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floofy and stuff?
Girl, you look like that.

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‐DANIELLE: That was the best
‐For sure, yeah.

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funnel cake I have ever had.

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‐You should get it
for the funnel cake.
‐Ever. For real.

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Okay.
I mean, it's your wedding,

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so if you want to look at more,

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I will show you more dresses.

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‐Thank you.
‐But I do this all day long,

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and sometimes you just know.

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It's just, I mean...

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do you guys actually like this?

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‐Yeah.
‐You‐you look beautiful.

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DANIELLE:
Yes. I may be drunk,

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but you know
that I got your back.

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You know?
I mean, I'm loving this...

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beaded, tulle, slutty thing.

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‐It is a little slutty. Just
‐Slutty?

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‐a little slutty.
‐I don't think slutty's
the vibe.

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‐Is it too slutty?
‐That's...

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‐ANGELINE: No!
‐No. There's literally

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no such thing
as too slutty at a wedding.

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‐DANIELLE: Agreed.
‐Okay? Because it's all virgin,

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but also a virgin who
kinda knows what she's doing.

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‐Okay?
‐ANGELINE: Okay.

244
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,439
‐I see you.
‐Okay? Yeah, let's
get you checked out,

245
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,042
get me blacked out
at Molly Malone's, right?

246
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,543
ANGELINE:
Okay, Kate.

247
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,946
Okay, Kate.

248
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,347
ANGELINE:
What do you think
about this one?

249
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,615
DANIELLE:
Oh, you can see right
through that.

250
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,083
‐Don't you think?
‐ANGELINE: Yeah.

251
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,752
‐(chuckles)
‐DANIELLE: God, I could
wear this.

252
00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:22,622
‐What if I wore this
to Molly Malone's?
‐ANGELINE: Girl.

253
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,624
♪ ♪

254
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,263
(phone vibrates)

255
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,515
‐♪ I get knocked down,
but I get up again ♪
‐(indistinct chatter)

256
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:49,616
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down... ♪

257
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:52,385
‐Do you play video games?
‐Uh, yes.

258
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,355
I'm a man in his twenties,
so by law I have to.

259
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,124
‐You?
‐Of course.

260
00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,727
You don't really strike me
as much of a gamer. I'm sorry.

261
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,495
I mean, thank you, but

262
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,831
I literally realized I was trans
when I was eight

263
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,100
and Pokémon asked me
if I was a boy or a girl,

264
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,802
so I might be a bit of a gamer.

265
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:12,305
Do you want to know my dorkiest
secret to staying sober?

266
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,640
JAMES:
Please.

267
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,110
Treat every day like a quest
in a video game.

268
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,779
I check off my goals,
give myself points,

269
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:22,448
and if I end the day without
giving in to the temptations

270
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,150
of the evil wizard Drinko,

271
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,386
I get a reward.

272
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,055
Got to work on "Drinko."
But I get it.

273
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,225
It's kind of like
what I do, but fun.

274
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,060
I started doing it when
I was first transitioning

275
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,495
so I could get through the day

276
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,031
without everything
feeling so heavy.

277
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,833
When I got sober,
the skills transferred over.

278
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,734
Tequila shot?

279
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,237
Uh, uh, Sword of Sobriety.

280
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,705
R‐Right? Yeah?
Is that...

281
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,839
‐that okay?
‐That's perfect.

282
00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,642
‐That was for her, don't worry.
‐Okay.

283
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,077
Brring, brring, brring!
Points.

284
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,254
‐(laughs) I saw‐I saw...
‐Oh, my God, Samantha.

285
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,257
Hey, Angeline. I saw you guys
on Instagram. How are you?

286
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,126
So weird.
I thought I blocked you.

287
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,761
What are you doing here?

288
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,997
‐I'm here to help Brit with...
‐ANGELINE: Brittany?

289
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,332
BRIT:
Yeah?

290
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,538
BRIT: I‐I texted her.

291
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,906
I know Haitian Creole,
by the way.

292
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,408
Only the swear words.
It's fine. Hi.

293
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,143
‐Hi.
‐Uh... I thought...

294
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,846
I didn't know if you would come.
I‐I just...

295
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,147
Look, I know it's weird,
but I just...

296
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,882
‐I really need your help.
‐Totally.

297
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,417
No, I came as fast as I could,
considering I can't drive

298
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,586
and I'm banned
from all rideshares, so...

299
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,422
Oh! Who's this new person
with an opinion

300
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,292
we can only hope aligns
with the general consensus?

301
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,428
‐No, it's okay. She's my...
‐Oh, friend... ish.

302
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,264
‐Kind of former...
‐Yeah.

303
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,832
‐It's a whole thing, 'cause,
like, she used to date...
‐I don't...

304
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,967
Aah! So good.
Um, listen,

305
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,235
I'm gonna give you
the lay of the land.

306
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,104
We've tried on
a lot of amazing dresses

307
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,374
‐and we all love this one.
‐BRIT: Oh.

308
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,409
Sor... I thought that
you liked the boat neck one.

309
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,644
I love the boat neck one on you.

310
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:01,481
Oh, my God, I...
just so many great options,

311
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,650
just so little time.

312
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,019
Do you have another bride
coming in, or...

313
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,521
‐No, she's been the focus
for just hours and hours.
‐SAMANTHA: Yeah.

314
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,423
Kind of seems like there's...
there's no one else

315
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,791
‐in the store.
I don't know who else
‐KATE: Right?

316
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,159
‐you would need to be helping.
‐Right? 'Cause it's been

317
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,928
‐such a long day already.
‐Right. You know, I'm gonna

318
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,397
‐pick out some more dresses
and I think...
‐KATE: Okay.

319
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,831
I think we'll have some fun.

320
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,667
‐Okay, I know we will.
‐Yeah, okay.

321
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,070
Speaking of time,
I just want to remind you

322
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,039
that once you finally
order the dress,

323
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,709
it will be another ten weeks,
plus three for alterations.

324
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,645
Also, it is St. Patrick's Day,
and, ugh,

325
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,448
it's more fun, you know,
like, not in a store.

326
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,284
‐Aah! Okay? Okay, great.
‐Okay.

327
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,820
‐You look so good.
‐Thank you.

328
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,122
Right, okay.

329
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,657
‐You got it.
‐BRIT: Mm‐hmm.

330
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,559
‐Got this, girl. Go team.
‐Right. Mm.

331
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,232
You all are gonna
shit yourselves.

332
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,201
‐Yeah.
‐Oh, no, I...

333
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,804
‐WOMEN: Oh!
‐KATE: This is the one.

334
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,506
‐Aw.
‐Oh, wow.

335
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,475
‐This is the one.
‐BRIT: Honestly,

336
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,677
it's the first dress that hasn't
made me want to burst into tears

337
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,647
when I look in the mirror,
so... that's something?

338
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,182
No, no, no,
the bar has to be higher than

339
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,150
"this dress didn't
make me want to cry", okay?

340
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,985
Besides, the whole
fairy‐tale wedding thing

341
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:16,155
is a bunch of patriarchal
bullshit and a total cash grab.

342
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,191
‐I need you to shut up.
‐SAMANTHA (chuckles): Okay.

343
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,893
I need you to hold this.

344
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,730
I've literally tried on
every other dress in the store.

345
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,733
I know, but Brit, maybe
you're not a dress person, okay?

346
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,167
Hey, remember that time
you wore the pantsuit

347
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,469
to the Christmas party?

348
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,537
You looked like
a tiny little Michelle Obama.

349
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,540
You're Brit Monclair, you know?
You got a full ride to Harvard,

350
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,176
you pull Tonka trucks
out of peoples' buttholes.

351
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,212
You can wear whatever the hell
you want to your wedding.

352
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,513
It doesn't matter.

353
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,216
Thank you for saying that.

354
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,851
You know, Tonka trucks are only
ten percent of my job.

355
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,452
KATE:
Okay, so, you know what,

356
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,722
I am just gonna go
change into my going‐out dress.

357
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,725
Basically Spanx with an open
flap in my undercarriage.

358
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,094
But you know what,
if you need anything at all,

359
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,263
just call out
for Kate Flanagan.

360
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,365
That's my last name: Flanagan.

361
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,168
I'm literally Irish.
This was a hate crime,

362
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,237
‐what you did today.
‐SAMANTHA: Okay.
All right, Kate.

363
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,272
You know what,
get out of my store.

364
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,741
‐Oh, got it. (laughs)
‐Yeah.

365
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,043
‐(whoops)
‐We're in.

366
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,579
Oh, I didn't kiss the mezuzah.
Oh.

367
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,014
It's all right.

368
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,083
‐It's okay. All right.
‐It's St. Patrick's Day.

369
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,686
St. Patrick's Day, yes.
Tomorrow for the mezuzah.

370
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,455
Oh. Methinks milady

371
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,690
‐likes a good Irish jig.
‐Oh!

372
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:28,227
I love Irish jigs.
My feet hurt.

373
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,229
Come here, come here, come here,
come here, come here, come here.

374
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,231
Mm...

375
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,008
Are we, uh...

376
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,444
Are we alone?

377
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,814
Samantha!

378
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,315
I guess she went out.

379
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:53,186
Oh. Or she's deaf. Mm.

380
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,955
Um, should we, uh...

381
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,024
go to your boudoir?

382
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,198
Oh.

383
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:08,468
Oh.
(grunts)

384
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,837
I have something to tell you.

385
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,105
Okay.

386
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,976
It's been a while for me.

387
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,746
Uh... two and a half years.

388
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,882
To be exact. (chuckles)

389
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,017
(short chuckle)

390
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,187
‐I know. I know, I know.
‐God...

391
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,858
It's okay. I've...

392
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,993
never even done it before.

393
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,667
Okay, what‐what...
what can I do

394
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,904
to make you feel comfortable?

395
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,443
Make me 30 years younger.

396
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,045
Why would I do that?

397
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,481
I want to make love to this you.

398
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,321
You take as much time
as you need.

399
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:05,992
And I will be right here.

400
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,426
Not going anywhere.

401
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,764
How about a foot rub?

402
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,570
‐Oh, so now? All right, great.
‐Yes, now.

403
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,472
‐♪ ♪
‐(indistinct chatter)

404
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,480
‐(shouts)
‐That's them.

405
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,851
James!

406
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:34,554
What's up?

407
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,888
‐Can I get the keys?
‐Who's this?

408
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,891
‐This is Mindy. Uh, she's my...
‐Fiancée.

409
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,326
We're engaged.

410
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,929
Wow, James. You played this one
close to the vest.

411
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,898
Right, and we have a hot date
to, uh, put away groceries,

412
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,467
‐so can I get the keys, please?
‐Oh. Oh, yeah.

413
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,403
The keys... Ooh!

414
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,172
Bro, you are only getting
these keys if you play us.

415
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,774
Beer pong.
Winner gets the keys.

416
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,676
JAMES:
Oh, come on, man.

417
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,713
Don't worry.
I got you.

418
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,515
‐BLAKE:
Dude, you know he's sober.
‐But he's here.

419
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,350
Maybe he, like,
changed his mind?

420
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,751
If they make one,
what are we gonna do?

421
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,720
Pour it out on the ground.
This place is a shithole.

422
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,256
Come on.
This is the final boss battle.

423
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,924
♪ ♪

424
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,292
(cheering)

425
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,634
‐HENRY: No keys.
‐BLAKE: No keys.

426
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,736
‐No keys. No keys.
‐No keys. No keys.

427
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,704
‐No keys.
‐No keys.

428
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,107
You did it!

429
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,709
‐Did y'all see that?
‐Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

430
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,210
(cheering)

431
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,678
Thanks.

432
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,680
‐You guys are gonna
go straight home, right?
‐Yeah.

433
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,115
‐No doubt.
‐Okay.
‐Thank you.

434
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,151
‐Thank you.
‐Bye, babe.
‐You're welcome. Bye.

435
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,554
DANIELLE:
Bye!

436
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,888
‐Wow.
‐Hi, sorry.

437
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,557
‐Hi.
‐Um...

438
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,726
I just wanted to know
which one you ended up with,

439
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,095
‐Oh.
‐'cause they're all so great
and so beautiful.

440
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,430
‐Well...
‐I mean, truly
spectacular options.

441
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,933
Mm. Yeah, you don't really
have to lie about it. It's okay.

442
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,002
I know they're all
really, really bad.

443
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,404
‐Yeah, they're not great.
‐Like 27 Dresses. Honestly.

444
00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,939
Yeah.

445
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,341
Um, I just also wanted to say,

446
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,776
you know, if you ever need,

447
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,145
like, another set of eyes
or something,

448
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,314
uh, when you go to
another place, I'm around

449
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,483
‐and I'm... I could‐I could
come with you. to the next spot
‐Yeah, ex... Yeah, no...

450
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,817
‐if you want. Like...
‐Uh...

451
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,820
You know what, thanks,
I‐I, uh...

452
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,555
That's a really nice offer, Sam.

453
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,524
Thank you.
Bye.

454
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,131
‐I'm around.
‐No, I know. Thank you.

455
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,799
No, of course. And, uh,
have a‐have a good day,

456
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,635
and I... and I'll see you
another time, and if I don't,

457
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,771
that's totally fine, too,
but, i‐in the meantime,

458
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,306
you know, stay well
and take care of you.

459
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,308
Yeah. I...
What?

460
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,647
Can I have a small
black coffee, please.

461
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,053
‐Thanks.
‐MINDY: I recognize that person.

462
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,321
‐Hmm?
‐MINDY: (whoops) Sammy Fink!

463
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,291
‐JAMES: All alone on
St. Paddy's Day night, huh?
‐Oh, hi.

464
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,194
‐Hi.
‐Didn't realize you two
were hangout friends. Nice.

465
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,896
Uh, we weren't.
Now we are.

466
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,432
‐It's complicated.
‐Okay.

467
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,234
He's the cishet wingman
of my dreams.

468
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,736
‐(phone vibrates)
‐Ah. Oh, hang on.

469
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,238
Dispatches from the trenches.

470
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:09,308
‐(indistinct chatter)
‐Sammy!

471
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,844
I'm so proud of you

472
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,480
and your sobriety.

473
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,683
‐And we got a message for you.
‐(whooping)

474
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,586
Sam.
Don't come in here.

475
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:23,956
‐Don't do it. Don't‐don't do it.
‐Don't... don't do it. Shh.

476
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,358
‐(whoops)
‐I love you, Sammy. Um...

477
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,595
I'll see you in, like, two days
when I'm done being hungover.

478
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,231
Mwah! Have a good one.

479
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,233
Oh, they're about to start
the butt cheek race!

480
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,801
‐TINA: Butt cheek!
‐Oh, I got to go.

481
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,170
Um, I'm gonna do a toast.

482
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,840
Yeah, I'm a toast guy now.
Uh, to us.

483
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,175
There's barf flowing in the
streets and none of it is ours.

484
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:46,378
‐Amen.
‐Love that.

485
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:48,414
How was that?
Was that all right?

486
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,516
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