1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,902 (indistinct chatter) 2 00:00:03,988 --> 00:00:05,971 (indistinct announcement over p.A.) 3 00:00:20,304 --> 00:00:22,755 hey. Clock out for your break. 4 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,956 And when you're back I need you to cover for doris. 5 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:27,559 She called in sick, but you know what that means today. 6 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,428 I don't. What does that mean today? 7 00:00:29,513 --> 00:00:32,798 Man (over p.A.): Shoppers, stock up on all things green. 8 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,099 Visit our bakery department 9 00:00:34,185 --> 00:00:36,235 and pick up your st. Paddy's day treats. 10 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,770 (indistinct chatter continuing) 11 00:00:37,855 --> 00:00:39,021 oh, no. 12 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:41,106 Yep. Happy st. Patrick's day. 13 00:00:41,192 --> 00:00:43,642 Or, as I like to call it, the purge for sober people. 14 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,811 ♪ don't back down, I don't run for cover ♪ 15 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:46,745 ♪ and the crowd goes... ♪ 16 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,330 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,835 wait, wait, wait, my baby, let me help you carry that. 18 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:55,487 Baby, the doctor said not to lift anything. 19 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:58,156 My baby, I think she meant, like, 20 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,259 not to lift anything after implantation, but 21 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:03,045 -I can... Yeah. -Oh, right. Yeah, that makes sense. Why don't you 22 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,631 -put the snacks in the front seat, honey? -Okay. I can do that. 23 00:01:06,717 --> 00:01:07,800 -Ow! -What? 24 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,501 Oh, my gosh, it's so heavy. 25 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,637 I don't think I can have a baby now. 26 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,772 -Hilarious. -I know. I'm so funny. 27 00:01:13,858 --> 00:01:18,009 (phone rings) 28 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:20,312 hey. Sam, how you holding up? 29 00:01:20,397 --> 00:01:22,948 It's like being the only jewish kid in town on christmas. 30 00:01:23,033 --> 00:01:24,850 Which I was. But I didn't like that either, so... 31 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,568 Yeah. Today's gonna be tough. 32 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,488 You don't have to thrive it, you just have to survive it. 33 00:01:29,573 --> 00:01:32,157 -Where are you guys? -Oh, we're packing up the car. 34 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:35,026 We are going down the cape with, uh, 35 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:38,080 vinnie, allegra, molly, brenda. 36 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:41,133 Sort of our last hurrah before we have a baby. 37 00:01:41,218 --> 00:01:43,201 Wow. Sounds like a rager. 38 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,370 -Blast some "closer to fine" for me, okay? -That's a good idea. 39 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:46,872 Babe, can you get the playlist ready? 40 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:49,207 -Yeah, I have it. Yeah... No, it's ready. -Cue it up. 41 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,876 Wait, are you alone? 42 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,344 Seriously? 43 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:55,347 Isolating on a day like today is not a good idea. 44 00:01:55,432 --> 00:01:56,882 If you... Yeah, stephanie's saying if you want to 45 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,383 -come with us you can. -No. 46 00:01:58,519 --> 00:01:59,718 No, no, no, come on. 47 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,487 Seriously, I've got, like, plenty of options. 48 00:02:01,572 --> 00:02:03,188 You know, I don't want to ruin your weekend. It's all good. 49 00:02:03,274 --> 00:02:05,657 Okay, well, if you need a meeting go to club 24/7-- 50 00:02:05,743 --> 00:02:08,527 they're having meetings all day. Just stay off of instagram. 51 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,662 I'm gonna send you this great meditation app. 52 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,230 And if, you know, you feel lonely 53 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,065 or any feelings come up, just 54 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,567 give me a call. Door's always open. 55 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,953 -No, no, no. The door's closed. -Stephanie's saying that 56 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,738 -the door's also always open. -The... Oh, my... 57 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:21,540 Okay, I love you. Hang in there. 58 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:25,594 Love you, too. Okay, b... Bye. Bye. 59 00:02:30,801 --> 00:02:32,050 Ow! 60 00:02:32,136 --> 00:02:33,852 Why? I still have five minutes. 61 00:02:33,938 --> 00:02:36,087 You're not wearing green. Also, I need you 62 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,891 to mop up that puddle of festive-looking vomit. 63 00:02:41,312 --> 00:02:43,278 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,206 you bet. I'm gonna have, like, three green beers 65 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:55,741 the second we get off. 66 00:02:55,826 --> 00:02:56,909 I hear one more time about 67 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,610 the green beer, I'm gonna scream. 68 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:02,047 Sammy. What are you doing here? 69 00:03:02,132 --> 00:03:03,749 Samantha: Yeah, I was just thinking, uh, 70 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,000 maybe, you know, you and zack could come over, 71 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,619 -we could make cookies or... -Oh, yeah. 72 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,755 Today's got to be a hard day for you, huh? 73 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,289 Yeah. No, I mean, it's fine. 74 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,976 I just feel like I owe the kid after roller land 75 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,628 -and it could be fun, right? -Aw, sam. 76 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,647 Sammy, sam, sam, sam. 77 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,433 I love you and your journey, 78 00:03:21,518 --> 00:03:23,802 but today is the day of my people. 79 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,904 -St. Pat's day is like my super bowl. -I know. 80 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:27,439 It's actually better than the super bowl. 81 00:03:27,524 --> 00:03:29,140 I don't have to watch maroon 5 shirtless. 82 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,193 -You know... -Yeah, I get it. 83 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,811 What are you gonna do? 84 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,947 Um, well, zack's with his dad 85 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,782 and I'm gonna go out with tina and her crew. 86 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:38,984 -Oh. -Check it out, sam. 87 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,652 I bought a new shirt. 88 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,454 Tina, stop showing off your titty window to sam. 89 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,822 She can't come out with us. 90 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:46,124 -Ay, really? That sucks. -No, it's okay. 91 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:48,660 It's a great titty window. I'm happy for you guys. 92 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:49,711 -Thank you. -Samantha: Yeah. 93 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,763 -She just got 'em done. -Uh... 94 00:03:51,849 --> 00:03:53,098 Hello. That was a secret. 95 00:03:53,183 --> 00:03:54,433 Sorry, oh, I... You... 96 00:03:54,518 --> 00:03:55,634 You let me touch them. 97 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:58,136 -I would have never known. -Okay. Thank you. 98 00:03:58,222 --> 00:04:00,171 Man (over p.A.): Shamrock cupcake special: 99 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,224 Two boxes for only $3.99. 100 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,009 Hey. I know you. 101 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:06,612 Hey. That's a lot of almonds. 102 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,197 -Looks like you're stocking up for a very healthy end of days. -Yeah. 103 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,016 Locked myself out of my place, so 104 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,401 just waiting to hear back from my idiot roommates. 105 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,903 They're very lucky if that kale is all for them. 106 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,738 -Yeah. Right. -Man: Attention, shoppers. 107 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,707 -For your st. Paddy's day cookout, we have -(phone vibrates) 108 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,826 a special today on sirloin strip. 109 00:04:22,246 --> 00:04:25,330 No. 110 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:27,532 Shit. 111 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,635 -You okay? -Um... 112 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:30,752 Yeah. 113 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,337 It's just... 114 00:04:32,423 --> 00:04:34,056 They're at a bar. 115 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,342 Um, I haven't been to a bar in, like, a year. You know? 116 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,377 They always forget that I'm sober. 117 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,346 Well, lucky for you, 118 00:04:41,432 --> 00:04:43,181 my shift just ended, so... 119 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:44,433 Let's go find some drunks. 120 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:47,385 Oh. Thank you. 121 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:48,937 Are they cute? They better be cute. 122 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,689 I mean, yeah, if you're into weirdos in sleeveless shirts. 123 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:52,107 Mindy: Oh, okay, cool. 124 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,326 -(door closes) -(sighs) 125 00:04:54,411 --> 00:04:55,894 sam! 126 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,946 Lá fhéile pádraig sona duit! 127 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,364 Carol: Isn't he cute? 128 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:00,332 Samantha: Mm-hmm. Yeah. 129 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,733 So cute. 130 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,735 I am not technically irish, 131 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,004 but some people say that the polish 132 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,256 are the irish of the east. 133 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,792 -L'chaim. -Bless you. 134 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,127 Cool. So, what are you guys doing today? 135 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,262 You want to... You want to binge watch something? 136 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,547 I'm sure there's, like, a new, 137 00:05:15,632 --> 00:05:18,383 dry british crime drama out. 138 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,218 The husband did it. Or the priest. 139 00:05:20,304 --> 00:05:22,921 -Whatever. -Are you asking us to hang out? 140 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,140 I'm not not asking you to hang out. 141 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,926 Wow! How surprising. 142 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:30,261 And very nice. I like it. 143 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,731 Thank you. Can we take a rain check? 144 00:05:32,816 --> 00:05:35,701 Bob: Yes, we are actually on our way out. 145 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,936 -Okay. -Carol: Bob got us tickets 146 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,488 to a traditional irish band. 147 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,373 Yes. The jolly fifes. 148 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:44,109 They have one of the best dobro players in the world. 149 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,128 Padraig byrne. He's, like, top ten. He's awesome. 150 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,830 It seemed like a fun way to celebrate the holiday. 151 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,832 Wow, bob's really changing you. 152 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,283 What do you mean? 153 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:53,919 You're not a holiday person. 154 00:05:54,004 --> 00:05:55,420 I have nothing against them. 155 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,922 Name one you like. 156 00:05:57,007 --> 00:05:58,790 "sucoat." 157 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,259 -sukkot. -The tent. 158 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:03,228 -It's really nice. -Yeah. 159 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,629 It's a gorgeous, gorgeous tent. 160 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:07,632 Oh. I could do this all night, but we got to go. 161 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,068 Uh, binge for us all. 162 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,903 So, uh, grab my purse. 163 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,238 Enjoy. 164 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:16,274 (door opens) 165 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,411 (door closes) 166 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,282 (sighs) 167 00:06:24,368 --> 00:06:26,334 ("just be cool" by dijahsb playing) 168 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,823 ♪ mad 'cause I be going hard in the paint ♪ 169 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,324 ♪ you be acting like you be that boy, but you ain't ♪ 170 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,793 ♪ I'm-a be there full-time, I go hard ♪ 171 00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:36,494 ♪ for the cake, got a yard so long ♪ 172 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,430 ♪ I be dodging the snakes, 'cause they tell you ♪ 173 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:39,798 ♪ work hard, but you hardly on the grind ♪ 174 00:06:39,883 --> 00:06:41,466 ♪ trying to pay my mom's bills ♪ 175 00:06:41,552 --> 00:06:43,135 ♪ get cardi on the line, yeah ♪ 176 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:44,269 ♪ I be working up the fires ♪ 177 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,604 ♪ don't worry, you'll be fine ♪ 178 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,939 ♪ just be cool, stay right there ♪ 179 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,558 ♪ don't you move, I ain't trying to go home ♪ 180 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,977 ♪ it's too soon, I'm trying to dance away ♪ 181 00:06:52,062 --> 00:06:53,779 ♪ these blues, yes, it's late, boy ♪ 182 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,947 ♪ just be cool, stay right there ♪ 183 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,682 ♪ don't you move, I ain't trying to go home ♪ 184 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,985 ♪ it's too soon, I'm trying to dance away ♪ 185 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:01,369 ♪ these blues. ♪ 186 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,801 ♪ ♪ 187 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,734 (oven timer dings) 188 00:07:45,449 --> 00:07:47,666 (bells chiming softly) 189 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,034 scottie pippen: This is scottie pippen, 190 00:07:49,119 --> 00:07:50,702 and I'm gonna teach you 191 00:07:50,787 --> 00:07:53,205 how to meditate like a champion. 192 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:55,907 If you're like me, you need some you time 193 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:59,294 to relax your mind and body. 194 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:03,748 Listen to wild tibetan bells. 195 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:07,469 Don't you feel more chill already? 196 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,221 No. -(bells stop) 197 00:08:09,306 --> 00:08:10,555 mm-mmm. 198 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,691 -(man whoops) -you heard it here first. 199 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,726 The mac and cheese balls at the purple shamrock 200 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,728 are to die for. 201 00:08:16,813 --> 00:08:18,596 Hey! 202 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,315 Uh, bonjour, bonjour, what's up. It's your girl angeline. 203 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,367 We are here at the spa. 204 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,986 Because look at our beautiful friend. 205 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:28,156 No, not you ig'ing this, girl. No. 206 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,542 It's my number-one bitch, brittany. 207 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,827 She is getting married. 208 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,914 I am so happy. Also, a little drunk. 209 00:08:41,838 --> 00:08:43,805 (whoosh) 210 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,431 (screams) 211 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:02,107 this is very you, I think. I mean, you can pull off 212 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,358 -almost anything. -Mm-hmm. 213 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,777 -Oh, for sure. -Now, all we have to do 214 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:08,863 is make a decision before all the bars reach capacity. 215 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,532 Brit: It's just, you know, I-I don't 216 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,250 feel like this is exactly right. 217 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,618 Angeline: Oh my god, do you remember the funnel cake 218 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,287 with all the, like, beautiful whipped cream design-- 219 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,421 it was, like, all 220 00:09:16,506 --> 00:09:17,789 floofy and stuff? Girl, you look like that. 221 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,175 -Danielle: That was the best -for sure, yeah. 222 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:22,294 Funnel cake I have ever had. 223 00:09:22,379 --> 00:09:24,462 -You should get it for the funnel cake. -Ever. For real. 224 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,098 Okay. I mean, it's your wedding, 225 00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:28,733 so if you want to look at more, 226 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,101 I will show you more dresses. 227 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,470 -Thank you. -But I do this all day long, 228 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,006 and sometimes you just know. 229 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,008 It's just, I mean... 230 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,443 Do you guys actually like this? 231 00:09:38,528 --> 00:09:40,612 -Yeah. -You-you look beautiful. 232 00:09:40,697 --> 00:09:42,147 Danielle: Yes. I may be drunk, 233 00:09:42,232 --> 00:09:43,865 but you know that I got your back. 234 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,484 You know? I mean, I'm loving this... 235 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,536 Beaded, tulle, slutty thing. 236 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,739 -It is a little slutty. Just -slutty? 237 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,024 -A little slutty. -I don't think slutty's the vibe. 238 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,242 -Is it too slutty? -That's... 239 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,660 -Angeline: No! -No. There's literally 240 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,662 no such thing as too slutty at a wedding. 241 00:09:57,748 --> 00:09:59,497 -Danielle: Agreed. -Okay? Because it's all virgin, 242 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,500 but also a virgin who kinda knows what she's doing. 243 00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:04,669 -Okay? -Angeline: Okay. 244 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:07,138 -I see you. -Okay? Yeah, let's get you checked out, 245 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,674 get me blacked out at molly malone's, right? 246 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,209 Angeline: Okay, kate. 247 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,561 Okay, kate. 248 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,046 Angeline: What do you think about this one? 249 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,181 Danielle: Oh, you can see right through that. 250 00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:17,682 -Don't you think? -Angeline: Yeah. 251 00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:20,385 -(chuckles) -danielle: God, I could wear this. 252 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,188 -What if I wore this to molly malone's? -Angeline: Girl. 253 00:10:23,273 --> 00:10:25,323 ♪ ♪ 254 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:30,996 (phone vibrates) 255 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,097 -♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪ -(indistinct chatter) 256 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,215 ♪ you're never gonna keep me down... ♪ 257 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,967 -do you play video games? -Uh, yes. 258 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,920 I'm a man in his twenties, so by law I have to. 259 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,640 -You? -Of course. 260 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:01,359 You don't really strike me as much of a gamer. I'm sorry. 261 00:11:01,445 --> 00:11:03,061 I mean, thank you, but 262 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,397 I literally realized I was trans when I was eight 263 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,699 and pokémon asked me if I was a boy or a girl, 264 00:11:07,784 --> 00:11:10,402 so I might be a bit of a gamer. 265 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,904 Do you want to know my dorkiest secret to staying sober? 266 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,239 James: Please. 267 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,742 Treat every day like a quest in a video game. 268 00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:20,445 I check off my goals, give myself points, 269 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:23,081 and if I end the day without giving in to the temptations 270 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,749 of the evil wizard drinko, 271 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,001 I get a reward. 272 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,671 Got to work on "drinko." but I get it. 273 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,891 It's kind of like what I do, but fun. 274 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,676 I started doing it when I was first transitioning 275 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,127 so I could get through the day 276 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,596 without everything feeling so heavy. 277 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,399 When I got sober, the skills transferred over. 278 00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:42,400 Tequila shot? 279 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,819 Uh, uh, sword of sobriety. 280 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,304 R-right? Yeah? Is that... 281 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,405 -That okay? -That's perfect. 282 00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:50,275 -That was for her, don't worry. -Okay. 283 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,776 Brring, brring, brring! Points. 284 00:11:59,035 --> 00:12:01,870 -(laughs) I saw-I saw... -Oh, my god, samantha. 285 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,923 Hey, angeline. I saw you guys on instagram. How are you? 286 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,759 So weird. I thought I blocked you. 287 00:12:07,844 --> 00:12:09,427 What are you doing here? 288 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,629 -I'm here to help brit with... -Angeline: Brittany? 289 00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:13,098 Brit: Yeah? 290 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,187 Brit: I-I texted her. 291 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,638 I know haitian creole, by the way. 292 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:22,974 Only the swear words. It's fine. Hi. 293 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,809 -Hi. -Uh... I thought... 294 00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:27,512 I didn't know if you would come. I-I just... 295 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,813 Look, I know it's weird, but I just... 296 00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:30,482 -I really need your help. -Totally. 297 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,983 No, I came as fast as I could, considering I can't drive 298 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,152 and I'm banned from all rideshares, so... 299 00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:36,988 Oh! Who's this new person with an opinion 300 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,857 we can only hope aligns with the general consensus? 301 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,994 -No, it's okay. She's my... -Oh, friend... Ish. 302 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,862 -Kind of former... -Yeah. 303 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,414 -It's a whole thing, 'cause, like, she used to date... -I don't... 304 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,533 Aah! So good. Um, listen, 305 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:49,867 I'm gonna give you the lay of the land. 306 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,702 We've tried on a lot of amazing dresses 307 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:55,006 -and we all love this one. -Brit: Oh. 308 00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:57,041 Sor... I thought that you liked the boat neck one. 309 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,309 I love the boat neck one on you. 310 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:02,213 Oh, my god, I... Just so many great options, 311 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,315 just so little time. 312 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:06,601 Do you have another bride coming in, or... 313 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,154 -No, she's been the focus for just hours and hours. -Samantha: Yeah. 314 00:13:09,239 --> 00:13:11,055 Kind of seems like there's... There's no one else 315 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,524 -in the store. I don't know who else -kate: Right? 316 00:13:12,609 --> 00:13:13,992 -You would need to be helping. -Right? 'cause it's been 317 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,661 -such a long day already. -Right. You know, I'm gonna 318 00:13:16,746 --> 00:13:18,229 -pick out some more dresses and I think... -Kate: Okay. 319 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,581 I think we'll have some fun. 320 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,533 -Okay, I know we will. -Yeah, okay. 321 00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:24,902 Speaking of time, I just want to remind you 322 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,838 that once you finally order the dress, 323 00:13:26,923 --> 00:13:30,508 it will be another ten weeks, plus three for alterations. 324 00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:33,428 Also, it is st. Patrick's day, and, ugh, 325 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:36,247 it's more fun, you know, like, not in a store. 326 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,050 -Aah! Okay? Okay, great. -Okay. 327 00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:41,586 -You look so good. -Thank you. 328 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,921 Right, okay. 329 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,423 -You got it. -Brit: Mm-hmm. 330 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,442 -Got this, girl. Go team. -Right. Mm. 331 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,882 You all are gonna shit yourselves. 332 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,950 -Yeah. -Oh, no, I... 333 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,419 -Women: Oh! -Kate: This is the one. 334 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,222 -Aw. -Oh, wow. 335 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,224 -This is the one. -Brit: Honestly, 336 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:05,393 it's the first dress that hasn't made me want to burst into tears 337 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,396 when I look in the mirror, so... That's something? 338 00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:09,847 No, no, no, the bar has to be higher than 339 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,766 "this dress didn't make me want to cry", okay? 340 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,634 Besides, the whole fairy-tale wedding thing 341 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,771 is a bunch of patriarchal bullshit and a total cash grab. 342 00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:18,907 -I need you to shut up. -Samantha (chuckles): Okay. 343 00:14:18,975 --> 00:14:21,526 I need you to hold this. 344 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,445 I've literally tried on every other dress in the store. 345 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,365 I know, but brit, maybe you're not a dress person, okay? 346 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,917 Hey, remember that time you wore the pantsuit 347 00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:30,151 to the christmas party? 348 00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,170 You looked like a tiny little michelle obama. 349 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:35,256 You're brit monclair, you know? You got a full ride to harvard, 350 00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:37,792 you pull tonka trucks out of peoples' buttholes. 351 00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:39,844 You can wear whatever the hell you want to your wedding. 352 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,212 It doesn't matter. 353 00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:43,881 Thank you for saying that. 354 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,499 You know, tonka trucks are only ten percent of my job. 355 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,101 Kate: Okay, so, you know what, 356 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:50,305 I am just gonna go change into my going-out dress. 357 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,341 Basically spanx with an open flap in my undercarriage. 358 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,777 But you know what, if you need anything at all, 359 00:14:55,845 --> 00:14:57,895 just call out for kate flanagan. 360 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,981 That's my last name: Flanagan. 361 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,951 I'm literally irish. This was a hate crime, 362 00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:04,986 -what you did today. -Samantha: Okay. All right, kate. 363 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,955 You know what, get out of my store. 364 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,457 -Oh, got it. (laughs) -yeah. 365 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,709 -(whoops) -we're in. 366 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,295 Oh, I didn't kiss the mezuzah. Oh. 367 00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:15,663 It's all right. 368 00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:17,799 -It's okay. All right. -It's st. Patrick's day. 369 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:21,369 St. Patrick's day, yes. Tomorrow for the mezuzah. 370 00:15:21,471 --> 00:15:23,087 Oh. Methinks milady 371 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,340 -likes a good irish jig. -Oh! 372 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,843 I love irish jigs. My feet hurt. 373 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,845 Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here. 374 00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:33,014 Mm... 375 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,824 Are we, uh... 376 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,076 Are we alone? 377 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,563 Samantha! 378 00:15:48,665 --> 00:15:49,998 I guess she went out. 379 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,785 Oh. Or she's deaf. Mm. 380 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,570 Um, should we, uh... 381 00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:58,706 Go to your boudoir? 382 00:16:03,746 --> 00:16:05,880 Oh. 383 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,133 Oh. (grunts) 384 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,552 I have something to tell you. 385 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,888 Okay. 386 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,725 It's been a while for me. 387 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,396 Uh... Two and a half years. 388 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,564 To be exact. (chuckles) 389 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,700 (short chuckle) 390 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,953 -I know. I know, I know. -God... 391 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,573 It's okay. I've... 392 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,742 Never even done it before. 393 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,283 Okay, what-what... What can I do 394 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,636 to make you feel comfortable? 395 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:51,125 Make me 30 years younger. 396 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,678 Why would I do that? 397 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,264 I want to make love to this you. 398 00:17:00,403 --> 00:17:03,071 You take as much time as you need. 399 00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:06,691 And I will be right here. 400 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,242 Not going anywhere. 401 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,580 How about a foot rub? 402 00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:18,286 -Oh, so now? All right, great. -Yes, now. 403 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,288 -♪ ♪ -(indistinct chatter) 404 00:17:25,595 --> 00:17:28,296 -(shouts) -that's them. 405 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,633 James! 406 00:17:34,104 --> 00:17:35,269 What's up? 407 00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:36,604 -Can I get the keys? -Who's this? 408 00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:39,607 -This is mindy. Uh, she's my... -Fiancée. 409 00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:40,975 We're engaged. 410 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,611 Wow, james. You played this one close to the vest. 411 00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:46,564 Right, and we have a hot date to, uh, put away groceries, 412 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,150 -so can I get the keys, please? -Oh. Oh, yeah. 413 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,119 The keys... Ooh! 414 00:17:51,187 --> 00:17:53,821 Bro, you are only getting these keys if you play us. 415 00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:55,490 Beer pong. Winner gets the keys. 416 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,492 James: Oh, come on, man. 417 00:17:59,129 --> 00:18:01,496 Don't worry. I got you. 418 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,164 -Blake: Dude, you know he's sober. -But he's here. 419 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,032 Maybe he, like, changed his mind? 420 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,467 If they make one, what are we gonna do? 421 00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:08,369 Pour it out on the ground. This place is a shithole. 422 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,972 Come on. This is the final boss battle. 423 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,590 ♪ ♪ 424 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,058 (cheering) 425 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,266 -henry: No keys. -Blake: No keys. 426 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,435 -No keys. No keys. -No keys. No keys. 427 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,520 -No keys. -No keys. 428 00:18:27,557 --> 00:18:28,856 You did it! 429 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,391 -Did y'all see that? -Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 430 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,859 (cheering) 431 00:18:31,995 --> 00:18:33,361 thanks. 432 00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:35,363 -You guys are gonna go straight home, right? -Yeah. 433 00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:36,831 -No doubt. -Okay. -Thank you. 434 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,867 -Thank you. -Bye, babe. -You're welcome. Bye. 435 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,236 Danielle: Bye! 436 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,538 -Wow. -Hi, sorry. 437 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,206 -Hi. -Um... 438 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,375 I just wanted to know which one you ended up with, 439 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,743 -oh. -'cause they're all so great and so beautiful. 440 00:18:49,846 --> 00:18:52,079 -Well... -I mean, truly spectacular options. 441 00:18:52,182 --> 00:18:54,515 Mm. Yeah, you don't really have to lie about it. It's okay. 442 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,634 I know they're all really, really bad. 443 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,053 -Yeah, they're not great. -Like 27 dresses. Honestly. 444 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,588 Yeah. 445 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,090 Um, I just also wanted to say, 446 00:19:03,193 --> 00:19:04,525 you know, if you ever need, 447 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,894 like, another set of eyes or something, 448 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,096 uh, when you go to another place, I'm around 449 00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:11,199 -and I'm... I could-I could come with you. To the next spot -yeah, ex... Yeah, no... 450 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,700 -If you want. Like... -Uh... 451 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,486 You know what, thanks, I-I, uh... 452 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,271 That's a really nice offer, sam. 453 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,373 Thank you. Bye. 454 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,880 -I'm around. -No, I know. Thank you. 455 00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:27,415 No, of course. And, uh, have a-have a good day, 456 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:30,384 and I... And I'll see you another time, and if I don't, 457 00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:32,420 that's totally fine, too, but, I-in the meantime, 458 00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:35,006 you know, stay well and take care of you. 459 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,124 Yeah. I... What? 460 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,346 Can I have a small black coffee, please. 461 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,685 -Thanks. -Mindy: I recognize that person. 462 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,887 -Hmm? -Mindy: (whoops) sammy fink! 463 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,857 -James: All alone on st. Paddy's day night, huh? -Oh, hi. 464 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,826 -Hi. -Didn't realize you two were hangout friends. Nice. 465 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,578 Uh, we weren't. Now we are. 466 00:19:58,781 --> 00:19:59,997 -It's complicated. -Okay. 467 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,867 He's the cishet wingman of my dreams. 468 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,285 -(phone vibrates) -ah. Oh, hang on. 469 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,871 Dispatches from the trenches. 470 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,840 -(indistinct chatter) -sammy! 471 00:20:09,926 --> 00:20:12,409 I'm so proud of you 472 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,079 and your sobriety. 473 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,382 -And we got a message for you. -(whooping) 474 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,185 sam. Don't come in here. 475 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:24,522 -Don't do it. Don't-don't do it. -Don't... Don't do it. Shh. 476 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,924 -(whoops) -I love you, sammy. Um... 477 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,194 I'll see you in, like, two days when I'm done being hungover. 478 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,730 Mwah! Have a good one. 479 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,732 Oh, they're about to start the butt cheek race! 480 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,367 -Tina: Butt cheek! -Oh, I got to go. 481 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,769 Um, I'm gonna do a toast. 482 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,405 Yeah, I'm a toast guy now. Uh, to us. 483 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,708 There's barf flowing in the streets and none of it is ours. 484 00:20:43,793 --> 00:20:46,911 -Amen. -Love that. 485 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,046 How was that? Was that all right? 486 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,865 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org