1 00:00:03,454 --> 00:00:05,254 -♪ ♪ -(indistinct chatter) 2 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:07,873 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:11,629 --> 00:00:13,545 (indistinct announcement over p.A.) 4 00:00:33,818 --> 00:00:36,702 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:53,504 --> 00:00:54,753 samantha. 6 00:00:54,839 --> 00:00:56,288 I can see you. 7 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,290 Oh, I just... I thought I left a box back here. 8 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,676 I hate to play the manager card, 9 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,010 but when you're on the clock, 10 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,395 I expect you to work the whole time. 11 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:06,131 I know, I'm sorry. I haven't slept in days, okay? 12 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,016 How many days since your last drink? 13 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,102 (sighs) why does everybody keep asking me that? 14 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,938 Nine very boring and miserable days. 15 00:01:13,023 --> 00:01:14,773 You're a newborn. 16 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,442 You're basically in the birth canal. 17 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,243 I don't know if you remember the birth canal, but I do. 18 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:19,644 It's my first memory. 19 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,447 Let's start with a meeting. 20 00:01:21,532 --> 00:01:23,031 At club 24/7. 21 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,284 I promised your sponsor-- aka my sponsor first-- 22 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,586 that I'd keep an eye on you. 23 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,122 I miss being a drunk. 24 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:33,292 There was a lot less accountability. 25 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,161 All right. 26 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,130 ("hell n back" by bakar playing) 27 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:42,134 ♪ could you tell where my head was at when you found me? ♪ 28 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:45,670 ♪ me and you went to hell and back just to find peace... ♪ 29 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,773 -hi. -Hey, you're still here. 30 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,609 Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence. 31 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,511 -Oh, dude, no, I just meant that... -It's fine. 32 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,980 -I'm fairly impressed with myself, as well. -Okay. 33 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:57,682 Okay. (mumbles) 34 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,486 -cool. I'm gonna go sit over there. -All right, yeah. 35 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:02,854 If anybody asks where you are, I can let them know. 36 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,289 (indistinct chatter) 37 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,459 oh, that's so cute. No. 38 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,661 No offense at all intended, but you can't sit with me 39 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,663 until you work on your aesthetic. 40 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:14,866 But you brought me here. 41 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:17,302 In this room, I'm not your boss. 42 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:20,506 I'm your chic friend who needs you to try a little harder. 43 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,879 Yikes, that had to hurt. 44 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,565 -I am so sorry, yeah. -Yeah, mm-hmm. 45 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,151 No one told me this was like the high school cafeteria 46 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,987 -all over again, except this time I'm way less cute. -Oh. 47 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:37,156 So you were at the good table at your high school cafeteria? 48 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,723 Well, I was the good table at my high school cafeteria. 49 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,159 Little tip, though? 50 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,528 -Mm-hmm? -Just put, like, your set of keys 51 00:02:42,613 --> 00:02:45,030 or, like, a business card on a chair so nobody takes your seat. 52 00:02:45,115 --> 00:02:47,199 Yeah, I think it's safe to say I don't have a business card. 53 00:02:47,284 --> 00:02:49,001 Or keys. 54 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,536 Hmm. 55 00:02:50,621 --> 00:02:52,037 You can borrow... 56 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:53,705 Mine. 57 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,707 Is this you giving me your number? 58 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,509 Uh, no, that is 59 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,244 for you to put on a chair 60 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,679 so that nobody takes your seat. 61 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,431 Like I just said, yeah? 62 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:05,551 ♪ ♪ 63 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,733 (groans) 64 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,404 good morning. 65 00:03:25,489 --> 00:03:27,489 Is there coffee? 66 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,907 -I'll get it. -Thank you. 67 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,710 Couldn't sleep? 68 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,879 Not in ten days. 69 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,614 You know... 70 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,416 I should have changed that mattress. 71 00:03:37,501 --> 00:03:40,285 We've had that since, what, 1998? 72 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,953 I thought about it over the years, 73 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,223 but then I figured nobody's ever gonna sleep in there again, 74 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,457 so, you know. 75 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:47,426 I get it-- you'd love for me to leave. 76 00:03:47,511 --> 00:03:49,561 That is not what I meant. 77 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,813 I love that you're here. 78 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,899 I just hate that you have to be here. 79 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,800 For you. 80 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,603 Look, we're on the same team, okay? 81 00:03:57,688 --> 00:03:59,104 You want me out, I want to be out. 82 00:03:59,189 --> 00:04:00,772 I'm saving money already. 83 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,974 Not a lot of money, but give it a few months. 84 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,777 You know, I'll get a real job, start paying rent somewhere. 85 00:04:05,863 --> 00:04:07,246 Don't rush it. 86 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,914 I want you to be healthy. 87 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:12,117 So, what is the usual time frame 88 00:04:12,202 --> 00:04:14,986 for... Being recovered? 89 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,588 Got to get out of carol's house. 90 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,490 She says she doesn't want me out, but I know she does. 91 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,293 You know I'd put you up, but I got my kid and the salon, 92 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,161 and... I just don't really want to. 93 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,213 Yeah, I don't blame you. 94 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,266 Okay, so, uh, how we doing this? 95 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,301 You go up to the front and buy this and I'll just 96 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,637 act really chill and we can meet behind the dumpsters? 97 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,939 It's an employee discount, not a bank heist. 98 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,774 You just get me when you're ready to check out. 99 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,509 -Everybody does it. -Oh, cool. 100 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,279 Oh, shit, I forgot the saran. 101 00:04:46,737 --> 00:04:48,620 Doris: Okay, so, look. 102 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,656 This is the meat slicer. 103 00:04:50,741 --> 00:04:51,823 She's gorgeous. 104 00:04:51,909 --> 00:04:53,858 Oh, she's a she? 105 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,460 Yes, obviously, just 106 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,296 didn't want to name her, 'cause that would've been creepy. 107 00:04:57,364 --> 00:05:00,048 -Of course. -All right, come on, give it a go, come on. 108 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:02,334 Oh, yeah, listen, no, it's, like, super nice 109 00:05:02,419 --> 00:05:04,503 of you to show me the ropes and everything, but I'm actually not 110 00:05:04,588 --> 00:05:06,037 gonna be working here that long. You know, 111 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,372 it's kind of a temporary thing for me. 112 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,840 Okay, don't look at it like that, 113 00:05:08,926 --> 00:05:10,175 because you might actually be good at this. 114 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:11,426 Uh-huh. Yeah, I just think 115 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,844 this might be a waste of your time. 116 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,379 Don't be afraid to succeed. 117 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,682 Come on, step on up. 118 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:19,184 -Okay. -Okay. 119 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,936 We gonna take this, put that in your hand, 120 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,721 because you're gonna catch the meat. 121 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,523 All right. 122 00:05:24,608 --> 00:05:26,441 That there? Okay. 123 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,443 The best piece of advice I can give you-- 124 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,996 never ask the customers how thin they want it. 125 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,198 You do not want to deal with the politics. 126 00:05:33,283 --> 00:05:34,866 All right, now. 127 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,569 There you go, let it fall nicely. 128 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,122 All right, all about the meat. 129 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,424 It's all in the shoulders, girl. 130 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,376 But you keep practicing, okay? You got this. 131 00:05:44,461 --> 00:05:46,044 Okay. 132 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,879 (whispering): Sam! Sammy. 133 00:05:47,965 --> 00:05:50,349 Get out! Abort! 134 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,249 What? 135 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,084 What are you doing? 136 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,270 No way-- sam! What's up? 137 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,525 -It-it's been a minute. -You're not wrong. (chuckles) 138 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:02,260 yeah, brit told me you were back in town. 139 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,396 I was gonna call you, but, uh... 140 00:06:04,481 --> 00:06:06,531 (clears throat) 141 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,367 I-I didn't. 142 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:10,369 Hell... Hey, sam. 143 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,738 Hey. 144 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,207 It's great to see you guys. 145 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,108 Yeah. No, we were just, we were just... 146 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,077 We were, uh, grocery shopping and... (laughs) 147 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,046 I know that sounds obvious. 148 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,215 But, um... This is great. 149 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,716 This is great. 150 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,001 You got a job. 151 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,586 And at giovanni's. I mean... 152 00:06:27,671 --> 00:06:29,171 Such good produce. 153 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:30,806 Really, really good, impressive. 154 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,724 Yeah, but she's just volunteering. 155 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,394 She usually helps the elderly with their groceries and such. 156 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,229 But I'm sure she could help you out just this once. 157 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,014 -At a meat counter? -Felicia, it's fine. 158 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,766 Not just at the meat counter, brit. 159 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,901 She's in all different departments, right? 160 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:44,302 I just, I work here, that's it. 161 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:45,637 I work here, you know? 162 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:46,772 This is my hairnet. 163 00:06:46,857 --> 00:06:49,274 What? Since when? (laughs) 164 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:52,277 I can never keep up with her, right? 165 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,813 I'm gonna leave you to it. 166 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,615 (chuckles) 167 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,618 (joel clears his throat) 168 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,153 -so, uh, can we order something? Or we don't have to... -Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. 169 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,955 -Sure. -Cool, uh, 170 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,791 half a pound of that turkey pastrami, please. 171 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:10,128 Uh, how's your dad's contracting business going? 172 00:07:10,214 --> 00:07:12,464 Uh, you know what, it's actually joel's business now. 173 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,166 -Huh. -Yeah, my dad had to have his hips replaced, 174 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,685 so I'm pretty lucky. 175 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,504 It's, um... 176 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,440 It's a little more than half a pound. 177 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,225 -Sorry about that. -It's okay. 178 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,360 It's perfect, great. 179 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,147 I'm really proud of you, 180 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:30,816 samantha. I know that 181 00:07:30,901 --> 00:07:33,452 it's not easy to start over. 182 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,826 Do you know where the tortillas are? 183 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:41,993 I don't. 184 00:07:42,079 --> 00:07:43,462 Okay. I'll find 'em. 185 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:44,663 It'll be fun, like a game or something. 186 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,665 -Yeah. -See ya. 187 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,834 So, it's really lucky that I ran into you, 188 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,303 'cause the insurance didn't totally cover the damage 189 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,972 to the party bus and your part's $5,000. 190 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,342 You want me to pay you $5,000? 191 00:07:57,427 --> 00:08:00,011 -Yeah. -Brit... 192 00:08:00,097 --> 00:08:02,481 Come on, are you serious? 193 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,516 You think I would be doing this 194 00:08:04,601 --> 00:08:06,318 if I had $5,000? 195 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,103 Look, I'm sorry, but you did the damage, 196 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,906 so you're gonna have to figure it out. 197 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,057 Look, this isn't my dream to have to ask you. 198 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,826 This is really hard. 199 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,396 It doesn't have to all be at once. 200 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,031 Thank you. 201 00:08:20,117 --> 00:08:22,534 You're welcome. 202 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,756 Ooh, that was rough. 203 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,175 You ready to do the discount? 204 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:36,398 Hey, mindy, um, I've recently 205 00:08:36,466 --> 00:08:38,233 been hit with some unexpected expenses, 206 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:41,135 and that plus what I owe the city-- well, it's a lot. 207 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,572 -Uh-huh. -You know, I'm not sure if you kept my résumé, 208 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,773 but if you did, you'd know that I graduated 209 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,409 magna cum laude from nyu and 210 00:08:47,477 --> 00:08:50,161 I've managed teams of people, so yeah-- 211 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,530 I'd love to throw my hat in the ring for that 212 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,782 -assistant management position. -(chuckles) 213 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:56,150 despite what you may have heard or witnessed, 214 00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:58,753 uh, I think I could hit this out of the park, 215 00:08:58,822 --> 00:09:01,256 in exchange for just a small salary bump. 216 00:09:01,324 --> 00:09:02,641 You don't have a salary. 217 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,793 -What? -Samantha, 218 00:09:04,928 --> 00:09:06,962 you can't even slice meat. 219 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,098 Okay, it's actually a lot more difficult than it looks, 220 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:11,349 and I'm learning how to slice meat 221 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,667 'cause doris is a wonderful mentor. 222 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:13,768 I-I just... 223 00:09:13,837 --> 00:09:16,170 Look, I am in a little bit of trouble here. 224 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,107 So if there is anything-- like, really anything-- 225 00:09:19,175 --> 00:09:21,276 I would just love the chance to show you 226 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,228 that I can excel here. 227 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:27,115 I will totally do that if you start doing even your job. 228 00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:28,450 But great energy here. 229 00:09:28,518 --> 00:09:30,151 ♪ ♪ 230 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:37,959 hi. 231 00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:40,312 Oh, hi, sorry. Uh, I'm samantha. 232 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:41,880 I'm looking for olivia. 233 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,248 Oh, I thought you were my burrito. 234 00:09:43,366 --> 00:09:45,500 -Oh. -Oh, hey. 235 00:09:45,636 --> 00:09:47,335 Hey, sorry, I tried calling. 236 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,804 Oh. Yeah. We're about to go jogging. 237 00:09:49,873 --> 00:09:51,840 This is samantha. She's one my sponsees. 238 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,709 Oh, hi, samantha. I'm stephanie. 239 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:55,844 Hi, stephanie, it's nice to meet you. 240 00:09:55,979 --> 00:09:57,262 It's pronounced "stefani," 241 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,513 like gwen. 242 00:09:58,599 --> 00:09:59,681 Sorry. 243 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,683 -It's okay. -Baby, can I have five minutes? 244 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,268 I thought we said no more sponsees 245 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,103 in the house, 'cause it's like you're the coach 246 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,322 -in Friday night lights. -I know, but you love 247 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,524 -that character. -I know, but I don't love 248 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:11,693 -being married to that character. -I know, 249 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,862 but be my connie britton and just give me this five... 250 00:10:13,997 --> 00:10:15,530 Okay, kyle chandler, I love you. Five minutes. 251 00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:17,165 -Okay, I love you so much. -Love you back. 252 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,400 -You're my world. I love you. -I love you. Beyond, beyond. 253 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,536 -Yes. -(exhales) 254 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,506 okay, come on in. 255 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,909 Cool leggings. 256 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,011 Thanks. My wife makes these. 257 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,213 She's launching a girl-power athleisure company. 258 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,549 Girl boss-ton. 259 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,052 Anyway, it's very funny, it's extremely cute. 260 00:10:37,187 --> 00:10:40,088 -And I think it's got a great message. -Plus she's super hot. 261 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,924 We've been together forever and I'm obsessed with her still. 262 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,226 Anyway, we have to go quick or she'll kill me. What's up? 263 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,445 Basically, I need money. Like, a lot of it. 264 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,864 'cause brit wants me to pay for the party bus. 265 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,199 You'd think she'd be able to let that go 266 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:53,201 since she's marrying my ex-boyfriend, but no. 267 00:10:53,269 --> 00:10:55,403 She hit me up today, while I was wearing a hairnet, 268 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,906 -elbow deep in meat. -That's a tough day. 269 00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,741 And, um, I can't ask my mom 270 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,543 for money again, 'cause she'll own me, so... 271 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,411 Well, the good news is you don't have to do that. 272 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,714 Oh, okay, good. What do I do? 273 00:11:05,782 --> 00:11:08,216 Oh, um, I don't know. (short chuckle) 274 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,218 (short laugh) what do you mean? 275 00:11:10,286 --> 00:11:11,670 Well, I'm not your financial advisor. 276 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,555 Part of your recovery is to act like an adult 277 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,256 in the world and figure out a solution. 278 00:11:15,392 --> 00:11:17,592 Um, so... 279 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,293 Sorry, but... 280 00:11:19,396 --> 00:11:21,262 What is the point of talking to you? 281 00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:23,431 -Pardon? -It's just, like, you can't help me 282 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,733 figure out the money stuff. 283 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,735 You only tell me what not to do, so I'm just trying 284 00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:30,121 to figure out, like, what do you actually do? 285 00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:34,325 I help you stay sober in this moment. 286 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,710 Did you drink today? 287 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,295 -No, but... -Did you want to drink? 288 00:11:37,381 --> 00:11:38,680 Yes, that's why I came here. 289 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,832 That's great. I'm good at my job. 290 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,300 What about everything else? 291 00:11:42,386 --> 00:11:44,436 All of those problems-- your mom, the money, 292 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,970 your friends, your ex-- 293 00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:47,505 those all stem from your drinking. 294 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:50,275 So... So what do I do? 295 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,443 Don't drink. 296 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,278 Right. 297 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,230 Okay, so I have to ask my mom for money. 298 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,681 Ooh, who said that? 299 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,450 Sorry to interrupt. 300 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,652 I'm just grabbing josh. 301 00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:02,487 Thought you guys would be done now. 302 00:12:02,572 --> 00:12:04,689 So... Hi, baby, 303 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,624 -hi. -(josh yowls) 304 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,493 hi, joshy boy. 305 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,464 Baby, we just need two more minutes. 306 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,499 Okay. 307 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,802 Okay, you are smart 308 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,387 and you don't need to solve this problem right now. 309 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,173 The only thing you need to do is to stay sober today. 310 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,842 One day at a time. 311 00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:25,844 Oh, boy, okay. 312 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,013 Thank you. Really nice to meet you. 313 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,315 Love the leggings. 314 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,683 Oh my god, thank you. Wait, don't leave, 315 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:32,717 don't leave. I'll get you a pair. 316 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,718 No, honestly, it's fine. 317 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:34,853 -Take josh. -Yep. 318 00:12:34,938 --> 00:12:35,987 Okay. 319 00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:37,522 Um, what size are you? 320 00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:39,023 -A small? -I would've guessed that. 321 00:12:39,109 --> 00:12:41,526 They're so cute. 322 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,698 Hey, mom? 323 00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:48,533 -Carol: Sam? -I need s... Yeah? 324 00:12:48,618 --> 00:12:51,085 You're early. 325 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,621 -For what? -For nothing. 326 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,907 For... I was... 327 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,241 I wasn't expecting you home. 328 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,409 I thought you had one of your meetings. 329 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,077 Oh, no, I only had two today. 330 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,679 'cause I'm killing it. 331 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,515 You must be samantha. 332 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,350 I am. Who are you? 333 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,052 Bob. Bob wolcowicz. 334 00:13:08,138 --> 00:13:10,855 -Bob is in my spiritual book club. -Yeah. 335 00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:13,558 -Ah. -We're seeing each other. 336 00:13:13,643 --> 00:13:16,027 Romantically. 337 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,695 Well, I'm... 338 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,097 Very happy for you both. 339 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,266 You did lie. You lied. You want me out. 340 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,268 So you can slut, slut, slut! 341 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,104 You... You keep your voice down. 342 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,106 He doesn't need to know how volatile you are! 343 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,942 Me? I'm the problem. 344 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:34,278 (scoffs) you are the one who is kicking out your 345 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,447 own daughter, your terribly in-debt daughter, 346 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:39,083 who might wind up in jail because she can't pay. 347 00:13:39,169 --> 00:13:41,052 But, ooh, you would love that, wouldn't you? 348 00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,720 So you could be alone with bob! 349 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,222 Not about bob! 350 00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:45,807 It's about me! 351 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,426 I want to be alone in my own house sometimes. 352 00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:51,062 It's not your house, it's dad's house, it's all of our house! 353 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,630 And now you want to talk about dad. 354 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,266 Samantha, I want to get my groove back. 355 00:13:55,352 --> 00:13:58,469 I can't get my groove back when you are always here. 356 00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,771 You are 28. 357 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,573 Why do you care who I date?! 358 00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:03,658 I don't know! 359 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,243 ("give thanks" by swing ting playing) 360 00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:06,811 ♪ it's like one, two, three ♪ 361 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,913 ♪ big up the gyal dem wid di healthy body ♪ 362 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,366 ♪ waste gyal you know you cyah chat to we ♪ 363 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,419 ♪ no bodda come yah wid you negativity ♪ 364 00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:16,254 ♪ it's like one, two, three ♪ 365 00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:18,756 ♪ big up the gyal dem wid di healthy body ♪ 366 00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,708 ♪ waste man you know you cyah chat to we ♪ 367 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,827 ♪ nuh bodda come yah wid you negativity ♪ 368 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,796 ♪ negativity. ♪ 369 00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:46,134 wow. That was fast. 370 00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:48,235 Eh, it's either this or 90-day fiancé. 371 00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,371 (indistinct chatter) 372 00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:53,675 I just... 373 00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:56,911 I can't believe I got that close. 374 00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:59,547 You're fine. I've done so much worse. 375 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,266 -No, you haven't. -Sam, 376 00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,918 I used to blackout and steal dogs. 377 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,020 Like, I would wake up just with a dog 378 00:15:06,089 --> 00:15:07,588 and not remember how it got there. 379 00:15:07,691 --> 00:15:09,090 I just... 380 00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:10,858 I feel like that's kind of cute. 381 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,194 -I'm a felon. -Yeah, I could've been. 382 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,697 They would've called me, like, the doggy bandit or something. 383 00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,098 But they didn't. 384 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,265 -They did not. -You got away with it. 385 00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:19,701 I got away with it. 386 00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:21,369 I have so many dogs now. 387 00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,237 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm. Oh! 388 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,907 And this one time I took a little bit of my friend's 389 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:28,376 mom's ashes and spread them in the charles, 390 00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:30,578 because I thought it was a nice thing to do. 391 00:15:30,714 --> 00:15:33,081 Okay, that makes me feel a little bit better, 392 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,116 'cause I don't think I've ever spread anyone's ashes. 393 00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:36,918 Like, not even my own dad's. 394 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,886 He's just sitting on my mom's side table. 395 00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:40,254 Although she would probably hit it now that she's 396 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,472 schtupping her friend bob. 397 00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:43,290 It's always a bob. 398 00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:45,626 My mom has a bob, but his name's daryl. 399 00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:47,929 Which is the bob of black people. (short chuckle) 400 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,098 (snorts, laughs) 401 00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:53,901 I didn't... I didn't know that. 402 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,937 -Yeah. -(chuckles) 403 00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:01,409 thank you for picking me up. 404 00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:02,944 Yeah, of course. 405 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,862 I just wanted to show you my car, though. 406 00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:06,414 It's nice. 407 00:16:07,984 --> 00:16:09,784 We could just go to good time sally's 408 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,620 and relive that night I have absolutely no memory of. 409 00:16:12,756 --> 00:16:15,123 Yeah, let's-let's go relapse together, great. 410 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,925 Well, we could skip the relapse part and just do the sex thing. 411 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,796 That sounds great. But I can't. 412 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,881 Because you're kind of untouchable 413 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:25,800 until you're a year and a day sober. 414 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,969 You're serious? 415 00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:30,171 Yeah. It's, like, a famous thing. 416 00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:32,106 And I kind of have to be a rules guys. 417 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,808 Well, I would like to go on the record 418 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,443 as saying that rule blows. 419 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,478 -Mm. -Who can I complain to? 420 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,781 Uh... No one. 421 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,150 They just had to get that day in there. 422 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,985 Dicks. 423 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,853 I never believed in ghosts 424 00:16:45,989 --> 00:16:49,023 -until I saw ghost. -Love that movie. 425 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,074 -Right? -Yes. 426 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,910 And it's true, they-they are around. 427 00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:55,663 I have one in my house right now 428 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,915 as we speak, I mean, he's not haunting me or anything. 429 00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,134 He's just kind of hanging out. 430 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,969 Like a college roommate 431 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,638 who's girlfriend lives in a better dorm. 432 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,174 I always wanted to see ghosts, but they never came to see me. 433 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,093 I was sure my aunt nan was gonna haunt me. 434 00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:11,429 She was such a bitch. It would be just like her 435 00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:14,348 to come back from the other side and torture me. 436 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,850 Well, maybe you have to come over to my place 437 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,718 and meet my ghost roommate. 438 00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:19,353 -That could be good. -Yeah. 439 00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:20,988 We could get little spooky. 440 00:17:21,057 --> 00:17:22,523 Yes, we can. 441 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,242 (bob chuckles) 442 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,494 -mmm. -I'm gonna go pee. 443 00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:28,863 You stay here and don't a move a muscle. 444 00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:30,531 Okay. 445 00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:34,368 -(high-pitched): Oil can. -(door closes) 446 00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:37,789 if it isn't you again. 447 00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:40,041 Oh, it is you again. 448 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,461 I like that we're becoming more playful with each other. 449 00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:45,346 Where's my mom, bob? 450 00:17:45,414 --> 00:17:46,714 I killed her. 451 00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:49,884 I'm kidding. I-I wouldn't kill her. 452 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,803 (laughs) I might. 453 00:17:51,888 --> 00:17:53,087 (chuckles) 454 00:17:53,223 --> 00:17:55,523 uh, all right, I'm gonna 455 00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:56,641 -go to my room. -Okay. 456 00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:58,693 Hey, uh, before you go, I-I just 457 00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:00,528 wanted to say that... 458 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,231 I think you're doing a really great job. 459 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,733 Thanks? 460 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:08,536 I hit my bottom a few years back. 461 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,404 Not with alcohol. 462 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,207 But... With a near-death experience. 463 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,208 Oh, my god. 464 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,943 Yeah, I was skydiving, 465 00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:18,546 and you know at the end, when you land and you run 466 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,882 for a little bit? Well, I fell over instead 467 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,217 and got dragged and... 468 00:18:24,754 --> 00:18:26,420 ...I broke my tibia. 469 00:18:28,124 --> 00:18:30,958 The-the near-death experience was breaking your tibia? 470 00:18:31,094 --> 00:18:33,177 Yes. 471 00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:36,063 It was a near-death experience 472 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:37,932 until it wasn't. 473 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,435 So, anyway, I went to physical therapy, 474 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,906 and healed my tibia and I discovered my-my 475 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,991 true passion in life, which is 476 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:49,310 helping other people. And I became 477 00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:51,996 a personal trainer, started reading a lot of glennon doyle, 478 00:18:52,115 --> 00:18:54,949 which led the new me to book club, 479 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,484 which led me to carol, your mom, 480 00:18:57,587 --> 00:18:59,587 and I've never been happier. 481 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,589 And that could be you. 482 00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:06,160 Well, thank you for the pep talk, bob. 483 00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:08,462 Well, I-I hope it was helpful. 484 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,164 -It was. -Okay. 485 00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,633 I'm glad that we got a chance to chat, 486 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,887 because your mom speaks so... So very highly of you. 487 00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:17,504 Mm, I bet. 488 00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:19,273 She told me all about how you were the star 489 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,508 of your soccer high school team 490 00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:23,311 and your time in new york and working 491 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,845 at that website bzzzzzzzzzz. 492 00:19:24,948 --> 00:19:26,647 That's a... That's an awesome name. 493 00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:29,817 We even took one of your quizzes the other day. 494 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,986 W-what was the name of the quiz we did the other day? 495 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,072 "which ariana grande boyfriend are you?" 496 00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:36,624 (laughing): Yes! 497 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,493 That's right! I was, uh, pete davidson. 498 00:19:39,629 --> 00:19:41,796 Which makes sense, because I am... 499 00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:44,749 Covered in crappy tattoos. 500 00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:48,336 -You are not. -(chuckles) 501 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,005 all will be revealed in the fullness of time. 502 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,641 You know what, actually, I think I'm gonna go to felicia's 503 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,310 'cause I haven't seen her in a little while, so... 504 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,513 -Love you. -Love you. 505 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:05,903 (grunting) 506 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,990 nice initiative, samantha. 507 00:20:09,993 --> 00:20:11,075 Yeah, it's, uh, 508 00:20:11,194 --> 00:20:13,060 not as easy as it looks when doris does it. 509 00:20:13,162 --> 00:20:14,328 Anyway, here's your paycheck. 510 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,413 -Oh. -It is, in all honesty, 511 00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:17,398 a very tiny amount of money. 512 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,566 But I'll slot you in for a few extra shifts next week. 513 00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:21,369 They're yours if you like cash. 514 00:20:21,504 --> 00:20:23,838 Yes, please, thank you. I'll take anything. 515 00:20:23,906 --> 00:20:25,572 That's your first sober paycheck. 516 00:20:25,675 --> 00:20:27,375 You should be proud. 517 00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:33,714 ♪ everybody wants to be a genius ♪ 518 00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:38,552 ♪ you're not the only one ♪ 519 00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:41,722 ♪ with all things that you might do ♪ 520 00:20:41,858 --> 00:20:45,359 ♪ which one of them will you get to? ♪ 521 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,815 captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org