- Good morning! - [Kim] Hello!
How you doing?
[Ed] Glad to be back in San Diego.
We're gonna play racquetball.
♪
- Damn. - Yes!
[vibrating voices] Ohh-- ahh!
Here we go. Time to get ready.
Today, I'm going on a date with Stephanie.
- Yeah! - Ooh.
I hope I don't blow it.
I would love to worship you.
A girl DMed me, and the DM reads...
[Elise reads DM]
I'm... sick to my stomach.
So, what's really holding you back
from getting a divorce?
You scared of this bitch?
- Yes, I am, yes. - Oh, you a wuss?
You just got to man up and deal with the fallout.
[Gabe] I need to start this divorce process from Isabel,
but I really don't know how she's gonna react.
I believe she may make it difficult.
I'm a little scared.
So, if Isabel wants to fight this,
is that possible?
Yeah...
♪
Hey, you guys, what's up? I'm here in sunny San Diego.
I'm gonna hang out with some of my peeps.
It should be a good time.
Hi, I'm Ed. I'm 60 years young.
I'm from San Diego,
but I recently moved back to Northwest Arkansas.
[knocks on door]
[Kim speaking]
I'm back in San Diego for work.
I'm launching my own wine brand, and I also want to catch up
with some very important people.
- Good morning! - [Kim] Hello!
- [Ed] How you doing? - [Jamal] Eduardo!
- How are you? - [Ed] Hey, baby doll.
You look great. It's so nice here.
I'm actually sweating right now.
[Ed] Now, Jamal and I are bros,
and then Kim and I, for a while,
we were not friends,
but now we're best buddies. I love Kim.
- Glad to be back in San Diego. - [Kim] Well, let's go outside.
I got us some coffee and some croissants.
- OK, yeah. - And I thought
we could just go have a little sit-down outside.
- You ready to go outside? - Yeah, let's go get naked.
[Kim] OK, I don't know about that.
My 90 Day journey began when I met Rose on social media
and I traveled to the Philippines to meet her.
I can feed you coconut. Nice.
Are you having a good time?
Yeah, you like the room?
[Ed] Rose was beautiful, even more beautiful in person,
but things went sour pretty quickly.
[Rose speaking]
This is a bit of a shock to me. I'm very shocked.
After I came back from the Philippines,
I was single for a while until I met Liz.
She worked at a local restaurant,
and we became friends.
You're one of the hardest working people I've ever met.
You make me feel lazy.
I want to get to know you.
We eventually became boyfriend and girlfriend,
and Liz ended up asking me to marry her.
Will you marry me?
[guest] God.
Oh, my God.
[Ed] Yes, I will marry you.
[Kalani] Beautiful!
[cheering]
[Angela] Oh, God!
Michael, they're getting married.
[Ed speaking]
I want you to know that I think I've been kind of
just looking for an excuse...
To call off the wedding?
You know, don't you think that I should've known first?
Yeah.
I had to find out through your friend, Ed.
I know.
So, since Liz and I are no longer together,
I want to get back into the dating scene.
And there are some that I met that I want to try to pursue.
Cheers. Welcome.
- Welcome to San Diego. - Welcome.
- Thank you for having me. - Yeah.
My name is Kim. I'm 55 years old,
and I'm from San Diego, California.
My 90 Day journey began when I met Usman, A.K.A.
SojaBoy, on social media.
♪ Girl, I want you in my life ♪
I liked his charm.
I liked his smile. I liked his style.
And I liked his music. I was A.K.A. a super fan.
[chuckling]
- These are for you. - Oh, thank you.
- Thank you. - Oh, my God.
But we couldn't agree on anything.
We just kept arguing. He wanted to have children.
We couldn't agree on that, so I decided to just walk away.
Tired of feeling like I'm not [bleep] enough.
I'm done here.
The last couple years, I started dating casually,
but there was no spark.
There was no-- it was just blah,
until I met Wayne.
I met Wayne about nine months ago on social media,
and we have been talking, voice noting,
calling each other every day since then.
About two months ago, I traveled to England
to meet Wayne for the first time.
- Hi! - [Wayne] Oh, wow.
[Kim speaking]
- Oh, my God. It's crazy, right? - Yes.
At the end of my trip, Wayne and I decided to keep dating,
try this long-distance relationship out
and see where it lands.
- When was I here last? - Mm.
- Six months ago, right? - Oh, my God, that long?
Yeah, it's been that long.
Ed and I are friends now.
It has not always been this way because I thought
he was a dick.
You seem to think that your [bleep] doesn't stink.
- Oh, no, my [bleep] stinks, believe me. - Well, why don't you own it?
- I do own it. - And you're so quick to judge me.
- I hope-- - I'm not no bitch. I'm not no little punk.
I'm gonna own my [bleep].
But Jamal just decided to bring Ed over my house
and make us squash the beef.
He apologized. I apologized.
And I discovered he's a very genuine person.
He's got a very good heart.
And if I need somebody to talk to, I can call him.
- Hi, Big Daddy. - What's going on, sweetheart?
- I love you. - I love you, too.
- God bless you. - All right.
I mean, he's really turned out
to be somebody that's in my corner.
What are you doing for Valentine's Day?
Oh, cool.
- Um... - Ed.
[Ed] What?
- With clothes. - Oh.
I'm really excited for this video chat with Wayne.
I don't even know the last time I've had a Valentine.
It's probably been years and years and years and years.
And it does give me butterflies in my stomach.
The spark is definitely there.
And I'm just excited to see my man.
- OK, so I need some advice. - Is that why you came over here?
I met a girl out here about a year ago,
and I've never forgot about her.
So I met Stephanie about a year ago
in San Diego one time at my friend's restaurant.
So I don't even know if she's gonna remember me.
But I've never forgot about her.
I think about her all the time.
She is a four-alarm fire.
She kind of reminds me of a supermodel.
Yeah.
- OK. - And I don't know
if I should be Big Ed or just Ed.
Ed, I think you should do
something really romantic and cute.
Not over-the-top, because, you know,
sometimes the things you do are over-the-top.
- [Jamal] Yeah. - For example?
- I'm kidding. - Um, let me see.
Walking around with a sombrero.
Getting naked in a jacuzzi with your little round self.
Oh.
And dressing up in these crazy costumes.
Prrrr.
I think you should go big, but I think it should
be classic. - Go big or go home.
- Yeah.
But it should be classy big, like three dozen roses
or, you know, something classy.
You know, read her a poem or something, you know?
Kim thinks I should do a romantic gesture,
you know, something not too forward.
But I think I need to do something kind of over-the-top,
because that really is who I am.
They don't call me Big Ed for nothing, as you can imagine.
Your gesture should be sweet and romantic.
Sweet... and romantic.
OK, you guys, tonight's the night.
I'm going to the restaurant to meet Stephanie.
I'm a little bit nervous, but it's gonna be awesome.
I'm gonna go ahead and get ready, so let's do it.
I got some input from Kim on how I should ask Stephanie out,
and she's like, "Be romantic.
You know, write her a poem." I thought about that for
about a second and said, "I'm gonna be Big Ed.
I'm going to be me." For me, it's like,
go big or go home.
Here we go. Time to get ready.
OK, this is the look.
My friends, this is
the outfit of the century.
I kind of went with a Roman Cupid theme,
but I got my headdress. I got my bow and arrow.
I even got my sandals, which will probably take me
a lot longer than anticipated. So let's get dressed.
I'm sure Stephanie has millions of guys trying to
get her attention. I have to be different.
I have to show up in the funniest, amazing costume,
so I'm dressing up as a Roman Cupid,
complete with a bow and arrow.
OK, I think I look
somewhat like the God of love.
OK, let's go find some love.
OK, let's go.
[phone rings]
- Hi, honey. - Look at me, look at this.
Look at the, hey, look, Kim, look at this.
Oh, my. Why are you wearing that?
We didn't talk about that.
So, I told you I wanted to do a romantic gesture.
What do you think?
I'm dressed up like a Roman god of love.
Oh, my goodness.
Ed, what is wrong with you?
She's gonna be horrified.
But I am not one to knock down Ed's confidence.
If this is what he wants to do, brother, go for it.
But ugh, I'm a little scared.
I love you.
I'll let you know how it turns out.
All right. Love you.
[Ed] OK. Love you.
- Bye. - Besos.
Bye-bye.
OK, guys, I'm dressed up like a Roman Cupid.
Here we go. I don't have any flowers, so...
Oh, wait, here's one right here.
Oh, my God, look. You guys, I found it.
I have a flower. OK, here we go.
I'm gonna go into this restaurant.
I'm gonna make a fool of myself.
I don't care. OK, where is she at?
Where's love?
Hello.
How are you doing?
I'm good. I'm Mr. Love.
Oh, where'd you go?
Yeah, I bought you a rose.
Yes.
And a bow and arrow.
Actually, um...
I met you before.
At your other restaurant.
I think.
- Mm hmm. - I think--
Yeah.
Not-- not like this.
I don't normally dress like this.
I was, yeah.
- Yeah, we'll get rid of this. - Yeah.
Oh my God, you're gonna pour me a glass of wine?
Yeah, it's bad luck to pour your own wine.
- I never knew that. - Yeah.
Oh my God.
Nice to meet you.
A chance meeting.
Stephanie.
She's actually more beautiful than I remember.
Now I'm feeling like, "Was this really a good idea?
Am I going too far?" And I'm nervous.
Shoo.
If you're open, I would love to see you tomorrow.
Um...
♪ I don't want to be your crush ♪
♪ I don't want to be too much ♪
♪ I don't want to say I just want your hand all over me ♪
Hey, bitch, hey!
I have so much tea, I've got to tell you.
Oh, my God.
[Elise and Oriana speaking]
I'm Elise. I'm 33 years old,
and I'm from Miami Beach, Florida.
[Oriana] This is your vodka on vodka.
- Thank you for the vodka. - You're welcome.
I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
I feel like my life is just like...
"lifing," you know?
My 90 Day journey began when I decided that
I needed a lot of help in the dating world,
considering I've been proposed to five times,
engaged three times, and walked down the aisle
zero times.
So I decided to go to a singles retreat in Mexico.
- Cheers. - Cheers to love.
[Johanna] Cheers to Tulum and to love.
After a few failed connections, I met Carlo,
and I thought he was super cute,
and he definitely made me laugh a lot.
And I developed really strong feelings for him.
Things were going really good between us, so I decided
to leave the resort with him.
- I offer you... - It's the bet!
[Tiffany] I thought he was about to propose.
[Rocky] Yes.
[Elise] Yes.
[cheering]
And we did try to make it work.
I mean, he visited me in Miami, I visited him in L.A.,
but it turned out to be just another failed relationship
because he was so controlling.
After I broke things off with Carlo,
the sexiest Australian man, Josh, slid in my DMs.
I was like, "Holy [bleep]."
He's tall, he's adventurous,
he's sweet, he's sincere, that accent.
I was like, "OK, give me some of that."
So I went to Australia to see if we can continue our relationship
and make it serious.
[Josh speaking]
Oh, my God.
Oh.
- You're sexy. - So are you.
Don't leave my side.
But when I got to Australia, I found some unsavory things
about Josh.
Like, he didn't have a job.
He told me that he was living with his parents, when in fact,
he was living with a girl.
All his lies just kept unraveling, and I did not want
to be caught up in that mess.
I'm falling for you.
I care about you more than you ever know.
I wanted it to work, but I think I'm gonna be settling,
and, like, it's not gonna work out.
Josh was persistent on not letting me go.
So three weeks after I left Australia, Josh came to Miami,
and we got back in a relationship.
It was truly the best time of my life.
- Unconditional love. - That's what you said today.
Then at the Tell All, he told everyone
that he was going to buy me a ticket to go to Australia.
Josh, tell him what you just did the other day.
Um, bought you a ticket to Australia?
So he bought me a ticket to Australia, like one-way.
Are you actually coming over here to stay permanently with Josh?
- Oh, absolutely. - Like, that's the plan.
So, in a week, I'll be flying back to Australia,
and there's something happening in Australia that, like,
could take us to the next level.
- My parents and Josh have not met yet. - OK.
But when I go to Australia.
My parents, ironically, will be there
because they're on a world cruise right now.
So my parents are gonna meet Josh while I'm in Australia.
- Yeah, they don't like him at all. - Mm-hmm.
But my hope is for my parents and Josh to get along
and my parents to like Josh.
But my parents have high expectations of me
because of, like, my past record.
But, like, I'm 33 now, and, like,
I want to get married, and I want to have kids.
And, like, I understand he's made some mistakes.
He's not perfect, and as I'm getting older,
my boxes aren't gonna get completely checked by anyone,
you know? - No, totally, and I agree.
I mean, in our 30s, it's not easy to find
the right person. - No.
But you also-- it's important to see how people rise above
their mistakes and how they work through them and if they become
a better person after them. - Right.
Since the last time I was in Australia,
Josh has really grown and changed.
Josh has got a new job.
He's moving into a new place.
He's even sharing his location with me again,
so I know he's not out there [bleep] around.
The chemistry with Josh and I, like, it's just undeniable.
It feels like he's my missing puzzle piece.
And the love I have for him, I just...
I have to go with my heart.
So last night, I found out something absolutely horrible.
Josh called me, and we were talking about getting married,
having kids, and me going to Australia in a few days.
And I woke up to his location completely turned off.
And then, like, nine hours later,
he calls me off his mom's phone and told me his phone broke.
His phone is not broken at all.
And matter of fact, when I see his phone,
I see messages from three different girls in his messages.
I asked to see it. He instantly hangs up.
A girl DMed me, and the DM reads...
[Elise reads DM]
I cannot believe that he would cheat on me.
I was literally about to get on that
[bleep] flight to Australia.
I ended things and I'm-- I'm...
really... sick to my stomach.
♪ All the girls just wanna have some fun ♪
Somehow, someway, I made it outside,
freezing in Miami right now,
but I'm excited to see Yuliya
because she always talks some sense into me.
And honestly, I need her to, like, get me back to reality.
- Hi, Yuliya. - Nice to see you.
- Oh! - [laughing]
[Elise] Hi.
[Elise speaking]
[Yuliya] Me too.
[Elise] Let's do the vibration plates.
- I know, I love this thing. - They're the [bleep] best.
[Elise] Here we go, here we go-- hey, hey.
[vibrating voices] Ohh-- ahh!
Do you think this is shaking the fat off us too?
No.
I think it's shaking like all the trauma.
I hope all of Josh leaves my body.
I know.
What the worst part about all this is,
is once I found out he cheated on me,
he didn't try and fight for me back.
I just flew around the world for this guy,
and he came to Miami, he lived with me for three weeks. - Yeah.
- And I spent my money on him. - Yeah.
- Here we go. - He didn't drop a dime.
I honestly hated Josh from the beginning because
of his lack of communication.
And I just want to make sure that Elise recovers from this,
and she can find somebody 10 times better.
Yuliya is right, and moving forward,
I'm gonna start approaching things very differently.
The Elise Era starts now.
Self-aware, happy, motivated, loves herself,
doesn't put up with douchebags, doesn't put up with losers,
doesn't put up with cheaters, poor guys, nothing.
I am ready to find my Mr. Right.
So if you're watching this,
hit me up. Just kidding.
- I love y'all. - Thank you for everything.
- I love you a lot. - [indistinct]
Just remember, this is a new beginning.
- Period. - Period.
I'm gonna learn. Better than ever.
♪ Yada, yada, yada, everybody wanna ♪
♪ Everybody wants a piece of this ♪
♪ You can't resist my name on the lips ♪
♪ Yada, yada, yada, everybody wanna ♪
I'm in San Diego for a couple days.
I would love...
If you're open, I would love to see you tomorrow.
I haven't seen Stephanie in over a year,
but I have not stopped thinking about her.
So I decided to ask her out.
But I don't know if she's gonna say yes or not.
She might think I'm too silly.
Maybe she thinks I'm an idiot,
or she thinks I'm not attractive and she'll run, or she'll leave.
Um...
Really?
[Stephanie] Yeah.
Ed, when I first saw him, I thought he was kind of like
a comedian, like a little bit of a joke, not in a mean way,
but he really turned out to really, like, win me over
with his words and his, like, charismatic charm.
I think there's something here for sure.
It's so nice to meet you. Oh my god, thank you.
OK, I better go.
I gotta go make other people fall in love.
Until tomorrow. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God. I just shot my arrow.
Pew.
And it hit her right in the heart.
She said, "Yes."
I just have to hope for the best and leave it in God's hands
and Cupid's hands.
- Ooh. - [all laugh]
Happy Valentine's Day.
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
OK, guys. Today is the big day.
It is my Valentine's video chat with my Valentine, Wayne.
I'm starting to sweat now.
I'm a little nervous because my last
long-distance relationship gave me a lot of PTSD
as far as, like, trust issues.
All right, let me go call Wayne.
And when I left England, Wayne invited me back,
but he hasn't said anything about it lately.
So am I coming back to England? Are we pursuing a relationship?
Like, what is going on? I really hope this goes well.
[videocall ringtone]
- Well, hello. Happy Valentine's Day. - Hello.
Happy Valentine's Day. How are you today?
I'm good. I'm good.
Look at you just laying on the bed.
- Do you like the outfit? - Yes, yes.
- Is that your pajamas? - Cute, right?
Yeah, I got heart ones and I'm wearing
my little heart necklace too.
And I have the champagne you sent.
Cheers. Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's.
Whoo!
My man is in here looking sexy as hell.
I wish I was there, and I could just jump in bed with him
and mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, all over the place.
I have to tell you what I call you here,
and I hope you don't get mad. I say it all the time.
What do you call me?
I call you my little English muffin.
They're like, "No, you have to call him like a crumpet."
I'm like, "No, he's my little English muffin."
Not little. I don't mean little.
I mean you're my English muffin.
That's what I call you.
So, but I miss you, though.
Yeah, I miss you too,
so I know we're gonna have to make arrangements.
I think you should come and visit me again.
My birthday's next month.
We should just... What do you think?
Yeah, you can come here for your birthday.
Yeah.
OK.
You can have this side of the bed.
But I don't wear any pajamas, though.
- I might have to buy some. - No, you're fine.
You can sleep naked. Be yourself.
Be your authentic self.
My face is red.
You're blushing.
It's so nice that I know that Wayne misses me,
and he wants me to come visit him in England.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my chest.
It makes me feel super confident that I know
where this relationship is going,
and I can't get to England fast enough.
All right, Imma look at some plane tickets.
- All right, happy Valentine's. - I'll see you soon, OK?
- See you later. - All right, bye.
♪ Oh ♪
I think I found the spot. Let's go check it out.
Yeah.
Go ahead and show you guys the view.
Here we go.
Hey, hey, I like the view.
I hope she likes the view too.
Today, I'm going on a date with Stephanie.
Stephanie has been running through my mind since the day
I met her, which was about a year ago.
I asked her out. I didn't expect her to say yes.
And now that she said yes, I have a hundred things running
through my mind. Like, what are we gonna do?
What am I gonna say?
Kind of get everything all set up.
She's definitely out of my league, for sure.
So, the worst possible scenario would be
if she doesn't show up.
[rhythmic whistle] ♪ Are you getting ♪
♪ Are you getting enough? ♪
All right, guys, we are here at the park.
We are gonna play racquetball.
Racquetball.
[Monica] Loser has to make the margaritas.
You ready, baby girl?
[rhythmic whistle]
My name is Gabe. I'm 35 years old.
I'm originally from South Florida,
but I am currently living in Colombia.
- Hold your racket. - Too much fishing.
Look at these nails, Gabe.
- I was gardening. - Oh, my God.
I was gardening. I was--
The loser might need a manicure, Gabe.
So right now, I'm in Florida for a couple weeks, catching up
with my sister, and I have something to tell her
because my life has been pretty crazy.
So I hit it, then you hit it, I hit it, then you hit it.
- OK. - OK, so let's go.
Ready?
My journey started when I met Isabel
when I traveled to Medellín, Colombia.
We really hit it off.
We had a great time together.
I revealed to her that I was transgender,
and she accepted me for who I am.
[Isabel] Ay, no.
[indistinct]
[Gabe speaking]
Everything was great, and we decided to get married.
But since then, our relationship went south
pretty quickly.
- [Monica] Ahh! - [Gabe] Whoo!
After the wedding, we started arguing,
and we just became distant.
So after being together for two years
and then five months married, we ended up separating.
Technically, we're still married, but I haven't talked
to her in over a year and a half.
Oh, snap.
- Damn. - Yes!
All right, you win.
Yeah.
♪ Kicking it poolside ♪
♪ Kicking with you to the bottom of the pool ♪
Well, cheers. Thank you.
- To exercise. - To exercise.
- Cheers. - Ching.
I made it strong
because I wanted to have a chat with you.
- What do you want to know? - So...
I am.
You remember the girl that I used to talk about?
Her name is Cora.
We've actually been going out for a while now.
I met her last year.
There was a Pride event in Medellín, and she was just
working at a random restaurant.
I got hungry, I went there, and I saw her, and I was like,
"Girl, she is cute."
I gave her my social media,
and we just started talking from there.
We quickly fell in love,
and we've been going strong ever since.
Do I hear wedding bells?
What do you mean, wedding bells?
I'm still married.
So what's really, like, holding you back?
It's like, oh, now I have to talk to her.
Now I have to see a lawyer.
Maybe she does want to say, "Oh, well, Gabriel,
"we've been married for three years.
Oh, well, that means I'm entitled to this."
I believe she may make it difficult.
On the opposite end, if I was Cora, I would think,
"Oh, are you scared of her? You scared of this bitch?"
- Yeah, scared-- - "You scared, you a wuss?"
Yes, yes, yes!
And now I'm like, "Oh, you scared of her."
So it gives the impression of you're siding with her.
Sometimes, Gabe, you just gotta man up and you gotta bite
the bullet and then you have to deal with the fallout.
Monica, I know, I know, I know.
I bet by your birthday, you will not have even signed
a document or gotten a lawyer to get the process started.
Bet-- how much you giving me? A hundred--
- $300. - $300?
Girl, you paying for my divorce.
♪ Quiero más-- give me, give me more, give me more ♪
♪ Dame más-- yeah, I want it all, I want it all ♪
♪ Quiero más ♪
So today is moving day, and I have one more thing
that I need to move, unfortunately.
It's the one that sucks the most.
- Hey, guys. - And here is Juan, featuring Juan,
'cause he's gonna do most of the work.
I recently moved from El Carmen to Medellín,
because I do have a girlfriend, and she lives in Medellín,
and I do want to be closer to her.
[laughs]
Another reason why I wanted to move away from El Carmen is
it is a very small town, and I didn't want to run into
Isabel at all.
Every time we stepped out of my house, I'm like,
"Lord, please do not let us run into each other."
It would not be good.
As you can see, I have the beautiful bed, which is
also in my office.
And my laundry room is also
my everything else room, my kitchen.
[Juan speaking]
The refrigerator?
So I don't have a refrigerator, so this is
what I've been doing.
So I have some ground beef in my freezer,
but I need to buy some more ice.
Listen, the beef in a trash can,
in my defense, it has only been in there
since this morning, OK?
Now I do need some more ice, but my system works.
Yeah, but my stomach is a lot stronger than yours.
You remember?
Bro.
[videocall ringtone]
How are you, Edgar?
I've been thinking about what Monica said, and today
I have a meeting with a lawyer.
I just need to bite the bullet
and get this out of the way already.
OK, so...
So things just did not work out.
I haven't spoken to her in maybe a year.
We don't have children, we don't have property together,
we don't have anything together.
So let's say that Isabel wants to fight this,
and she wants to try and get alimony from me.
Is that possible?
So let's say that she does win some type of alimony,
how long is that good for?
I know she did have a job, and I've heard that she has had
a couple relationships already.
Yeah, OK. Well, that's good to know.
[Gabe] All right, I feel a little bit better now about this.
I'm a little relieved about the information
that I've gotten, you know, because I don't want to have
a wife and a girlfriend.
I just want to be with one person,
and I don't want any ties to Isabel anymore.
So I'm hoping that we cut our losses,
go our separate ways, and bada bing, bada boom,
we're done.
And hopefully, you know, I can prove Monica wrong.
I'll get divorced by my birthday.
I'll get the $300.
That's gonna be my refrigerator money
instead of my trash can with ice.
All right. Well, thank you so much, Edgar.
I appreciate it.
OK.
Today I am hoping to have a date with Stephanie.
I have a hundred things running through my mind,
like "What if she doesn't show up?"
Oh, there she is.
[Stephanie speaking]
How you doing?
You did? [chuckles]
She was running a little bit late, but now that she's here,
I'm praying to God that I don't screw this up.
I really like this girl.
I hope she likes me.
So I have a little picnic here for us.
I was a little hesitant for coming out,
if I'm being completely honest.
I almost didn't show up.
You know, when you're kind of just, like, going on dates,
you really have to ask yourself, is it worth it?
Is it really worth checking it out?
So we'll see.
Ooh! Yeah!
Um, and I'm gonna let you hold that.
I'm gonna slowly pour it.
Oh, thank you, doll.
So, here, here's to the view,
To the best view,
- The best view, there you go. - Me or this?
- Oh, you, come on. - OK, good answer.
That's a trick question, of course.
Do you like olives?
Oh, my God, here we go. I don't.
Have you ever heard of the olive theory?
No, I have never.
You know you're with your soulmate is
when one person loves olives
and the other person hates olives.
So what do you do? You like?
I hate olives.
- I love them. - Oh, you love them?
- Now I do. - Now you do.
- Now I love them. - Well, there we go.
Do you want to eat one if I feed it to you?
Yeah.
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- Oh, my God. - Is it yummy?
- It looks so good. - Oh, my God.
There's two things in this world I can't stand.
One is snakes, and two is olives.
It's gross.
But I now love olives because I love Stephanie.
Deli-- [gags] Kidding.
Well, first of all, what are you looking for?
I just need someone with, like, a very good heart,
treats everyone with kindness, respects others.
But I just want someone to, like, love, like,
everything about me and just, like, completely, like,
worship and, like, adore me.
- Yeah, well... - Yeah.
- I would love to worship you. - Oh.
How do you feel about...
older men?
Um...
Wait, let me give you some more alcohol.
OK, yeah.
And then answer that question. Take another sip.
I'm not opposed to it.
Is that what you're looking for right now?
Like you are ready to settle down?
I'm not ready to rush.
OK, yeah. OK, good.
Because you're still obviously super young.
So don't rush at all for anything.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
So I need somebody like you in my life kicking my ass.
No, but all my other relationships,
I always rush things and I don't want to do that. - Did you?
- I want to take my time, have fun. - Yeah.
With Stephanie, I feel something.
I'm liking this girl so much, but I'm kind of worried about
what she thinks. I want to see her again.
So I'm going to shoot my shot.
I would love, you know, to see you again.
I live in Arkansas, but I'm here like probably
once a month.
I did a long distance relationship once.
But I would be interested in seeing you again
if maybe you want to see me again.
I would love it.
Ed makes me laugh, which is hard.
I don't find people, especially men, funny.
He actually is really easy to converse with,
and he's respectful.
I'm really happy I showed up. I mean, every time
I talk to you, it just kind of seems to
be getting better, so... - Yeah-- yeah.
Now you can compliment me or something.
You're beautiful. You're a goddess.
And on that note...
What?
On that note, I'm not--
yeah, like, it was just, like, a saying.
- It was a joke. - OK, sorry.
Like, clearly not a funny one. It went over your head.
- Over your head. - Yeah.
Do a lot of things go over your head?
OK, look, stop making me like you.
Stop it.
I did not expect the day to go this well.
I think my arrow landed exactly where it should have.
I just hope my other arrow would land as well.
I'm excited to see where this can go.
[muffled conversation]
You're so sweet. You're really sweet.
Oh, my God.
We're keeping it cute. Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, look at those moves. - [humming]
Hell, yeah. Let's get that money, baby.
- [cheering] - Woo-woo!
Oh, we have lights.
This will be my first time
living actually on my own,
and I'm just so overwhelmed.
- Yes-- yeah. - Yeah.
[gasps]
Definitely.
Stop being a wimp and put up.
If I want another baby, I'll make it happen.
Absolutely.
I have a gigantic man-child bitching at me.
I'm sick of being belittled and taken advantage of,
so I'm going to have to decide if I want to stay
in this marriage or not.
I think you take me for granted.
I've spoiled you.
[Manuel in Spanish]
- [mocks crying] - No! Hombre chillon!