1 00:00:00,462 --> 00:00:04,231 [light upbeat music] 2 00:00:04,231 --> 00:00:09,528 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,528 --> 00:00:12,231 [alarm beeping] 4 00:00:12,231 --> 00:00:14,132 [both grunting] 5 00:00:14,132 --> 00:00:17,297 \h\h\h- I should go. - You really should. 6 00:00:17,297 --> 00:00:19,264 - Mm. The boss gets upset 7 00:00:19,264 --> 00:00:20,363 when I make her guests wait. 8 00:00:20,363 --> 00:00:21,363 - Maybe she needs to loosen up. 9 00:00:21,363 --> 00:00:22,495 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- That’s what I keep telling her. 10 00:00:22,495 --> 00:00:25,297 \h- [chuckles] [alarm beeping] 11 00:00:25,297 --> 00:00:27,759 Fine. Fine. You win. 12 00:00:30,066 --> 00:00:32,330 Take him. Go. [chuckles]- Stay in bed. 13 00:00:30,066 --> 00:00:32,330 \hI won’t be back for a few hours. 14 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:33,462 - Mm. 15 00:00:33,462 --> 00:00:35,198 I have to go back \hto the office. 16 00:00:35,198 --> 00:00:36,759 \h\h\h- [grunts] - Today’s guests, 17 00:00:36,759 --> 00:00:39,396 \h\h\h\htheir fantasies have more moving parts than usual, 18 00:00:39,396 --> 00:00:42,561 \hand I have to take the long way around. 19 00:00:42,561 --> 00:00:43,363 - Oh, right. 20 00:00:43,363 --> 00:00:45,330 Can’t be seen cavorting with an employee, huh? 21 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:47,495 - I know you think \hI’m being silly-- 22 00:00:47,495 --> 00:00:50,132 - No, Elena, it’s okay. 23 00:00:50,132 --> 00:00:51,594 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:55,528 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mm. - I like being your secret. 25 00:00:55,528 --> 00:00:58,198 - Good. 26 00:00:58,198 --> 00:01:01,198 [both chuckling] 27 00:01:01,198 --> 00:01:04,264 [dreamy music] 28 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:11,495 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:13,165 --> 00:01:15,627 [plane engine rumbling] 30 00:01:15,627 --> 00:01:17,594 [quirky music] 31 00:01:17,594 --> 00:01:19,495 - [sighs] Hey! 32 00:01:19,495 --> 00:01:21,330 It’s a beautiful day, isn’t it? 33 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:23,132 - Mm-hmm. Oh, you know, 34 00:01:23,132 --> 00:01:25,429 you seem extra glow-y today. 35 00:01:25,429 --> 00:01:28,627 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[sniffs] Oh! Is that a new perfume? 36 00:01:28,627 --> 00:01:31,099 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No. - Maybe a shampoo then? 37 00:01:31,099 --> 00:01:33,066 Getting notes of sandalwood. 38 00:01:33,066 --> 00:01:36,132 - Really? [sniffs] 39 00:01:36,132 --> 00:01:38,000 \h\h\hHmm, must be the Agarwood trees. 40 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,528 - Well, Javier seems to have 41 00:01:39,528 --> 00:01:42,429 a spring in his step today too. 42 00:01:42,429 --> 00:01:46,264 \h- Okay, smiles? - [scoffs] Okay. 43 00:01:46,561 --> 00:01:48,297 \h\h- Tara Bendetti and Jessica Warren, 44 00:01:48,297 --> 00:01:51,066 \hhere for their 30th high school reunion. 45 00:01:51,066 --> 00:01:52,033 - Oh, that’s a big one. 46 00:01:52,033 --> 00:01:55,099 Lots of dreams obtained by then--or shattered. 47 00:01:55,099 --> 00:01:57,033 Of course, nobody wants \h\h\h\hto admit that. 48 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,132 - Hello, ladies, I’m Elena Roarke, 49 00:01:59,132 --> 00:02:01,132 and this is my associate, Ruby. 50 00:02:01,132 --> 00:02:03,429 \h- It’s so nice to meet you both. 51 00:02:03,429 --> 00:02:05,297 So how does all this work? 52 00:02:05,297 --> 00:02:07,132 - Well, you just have to stay open 53 00:02:07,132 --> 00:02:08,330 and go with the flow. 54 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:10,066 - Oh, we can do that. 55 00:02:10,066 --> 00:02:11,132 - Ash here’s gonna have \h\h\h\h\h\h\hyour bags 56 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,594 taken to your suite, \hand we’ll meet you 57 00:02:12,594 --> 00:02:14,165 at my office shortly. 58 00:02:14,165 --> 00:02:16,495 \h\h- Thank you. - Enjoy, ladies. 59 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:21,429 - This is gonna be great. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi.- Thank you, Ash. \h\h- Thank you. 60 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:21,429 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Andi Nevinson, meet your host, Elena Roarke. 61 00:02:21,429 --> 00:02:22,363 And this is Ruby. 62 00:02:22,363 --> 00:02:24,099 - Oh! And who do we have here? 63 00:02:24,099 --> 00:02:28,000 - This is Baron Bobo Von Bigglesworth III, 64 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,033 AKA Bobo. 65 00:02:29,033 --> 00:02:30,132 He did great on the plane, 66 00:02:30,132 --> 00:02:32,198 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut he’s a little grumpmeister now. 67 00:02:32,198 --> 00:02:33,561 \hAren’t you? [cat growls] 68 00:02:33,561 --> 00:02:35,132 Somebody needs a nap. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mm. 69 00:02:35,132 --> 00:02:37,396 - Enjoy your trip. \h\h\h- Thank you. 70 00:02:37,396 --> 00:02:38,495 ♪ ♪ 71 00:02:38,495 --> 00:02:40,033 - Mm. Wait a minute. 72 00:02:40,033 --> 00:02:43,099 See, there it goes again, \h\hthat, uh, sandalwood? 73 00:02:43,099 --> 00:02:45,264 - It’s Agarwood trees. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ah. 74 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:47,528 - Our staff has put together \h\h\h\ha cat-friendly suite 75 00:02:47,528 --> 00:02:49,000 especially for you and Bobo. 76 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,495 Ash will take you there, yes? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thank you. 77 00:02:51,495 --> 00:02:53,594 [cat meows] 78 00:02:54,561 --> 00:02:57,495 - You know you can confide in me if-- 79 00:02:57,495 --> 00:03:01,495 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Shall we? The guests are waiting. 80 00:03:01,495 --> 00:03:04,429 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:04,429 --> 00:03:05,330 - We’ve been best friends 82 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:07,759 since the first day \h\hof ninth grade. 83 00:03:07,759 --> 00:03:10,429 \h\h\h- I was too shy to sit with anyone in the cafeteria. 84 00:03:10,429 --> 00:03:13,033 \h\h\h- And I didn’t want any of the other students 85 00:03:13,033 --> 00:03:14,297 to see that I had a sack lunch. 86 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:17,132 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- So we ended up hiding together in the library. 87 00:03:17,132 --> 00:03:19,462 - So you made each other forget how miserable you were. 88 00:03:19,462 --> 00:03:22,330 - And we’ve been each other’s \h\h\h\hlife raft ever since. 89 00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:25,099 - And now we work together. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mm-hmm. 90 00:03:25,099 --> 00:03:28,099 - Our company is called \h\h\hTarica Solutions. 91 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:35,462 - Oh, so Tara and Jessica-- \h\h\h\h\h- Equals Tarica.Oh, that’s very clever. \h\h\h\h\h- [chuckles] 92 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:35,462 \h\h- We take care of literally all your home-organizing needs. 93 00:03:35,462 --> 00:03:38,561 \hWe do pantries, closets, media rooms, crafts rooms. 94 00:03:38,561 --> 00:03:42,066 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Garages. We do a lot of garages. 95 00:03:42,066 --> 00:03:43,132 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay. - Good organization 96 00:03:43,132 --> 00:03:45,561 doesn’t just clear the clutter \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom your home. 97 00:03:45,561 --> 00:03:47,363 It clears the clutter \h\h\hfrom your mind. 98 00:03:47,363 --> 00:03:50,297 - And a portion of the proceeds helps fund 99 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,759 the community garden \h\h\hthat I started. 100 00:03:52,759 --> 00:03:55,231 - Aw, that is sweet. 101 00:03:55,231 --> 00:03:56,033 And I bet your kids 102 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:57,396 are just the best of friends, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhuh? 103 00:03:57,396 --> 00:03:59,363 - No, no kids. \h\h\h\h- Yeah. 104 00:03:59,363 --> 00:04:00,297 \h\h\h\h\h- Oh. - No husbands. 105 00:04:00,297 --> 00:04:03,396 It just hasn’t been our focus. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. 106 00:04:03,396 --> 00:04:06,495 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Um, so tell me, what can the island do for you? 107 00:04:06,495 --> 00:04:09,528 - High school was tough for us. - More than tough. 108 00:04:09,528 --> 00:04:11,429 \h\h\hThey locked us in the orchestra pit. 109 00:04:11,429 --> 00:04:13,528 - Slipped cold cuts through \hthe vents in our lockers 110 00:04:13,528 --> 00:04:15,363 \h\h\h\hon hot days. - And the nicknames? 111 00:04:15,363 --> 00:04:18,462 \h\hI was Snorin’ Warren and she was Breadsticks. 112 00:04:18,462 --> 00:04:21,099 \h\h\h\h- Breadsticks? - There was an incident 113 00:04:21,099 --> 00:04:22,066 at the Olive Garden. 114 00:04:22,066 --> 00:04:23,132 - Yeah, we don’t talk \h\h\h\h\habout that. 115 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:26,033 - Oh, and then prom night \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhappened. 116 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,165 - Almost afraid to ask. 117 00:04:30,066 --> 00:04:33,297 \h- Janie Poovey was the most popular girlin high school. 118 00:04:30,066 --> 00:04:33,297 She said that if we got a limo and paid for it, 119 00:04:33,297 --> 00:04:34,759 she and her friends would ride with us. 120 00:04:34,759 --> 00:04:37,099 - If we walked into prom \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith Janie, 121 00:04:37,099 --> 00:04:40,198 \h\h\hit would have been total social vindication. 122 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:42,297 [sighs] This is bad, Tar. 123 00:04:42,297 --> 00:04:43,198 They should be here by now. 124 00:04:43,198 --> 00:04:46,099 - They’re cool people, Jess. \h\h\h\hCool people are late. 125 00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:47,231 - How would you know? 126 00:04:47,231 --> 00:04:49,231 - It’s gonna be fine. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h[gasps] 127 00:04:49,231 --> 00:04:51,066 Look, near beer. 128 00:04:51,066 --> 00:04:52,495 \h\h\h\h\h- We worked at the ice cream shop 129 00:04:52,495 --> 00:04:54,231 \hfor three months to rent this thing. 130 00:04:54,231 --> 00:04:55,132 What if they don’t show? 131 00:04:55,132 --> 00:04:56,561 \h- Janie and Sheryl aren’t gonna pass up 132 00:04:56,561 --> 00:04:59,099 \h\hriding to prom in a stretch limo. 133 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:02,330 \h\h\h\h\h\h- [sighs] It is pretty awesome. 134 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:04,759 Okay, pass me a near beer. \h\h\h\h\h- Okay, take one. 135 00:05:04,759 --> 00:05:07,000 - You know what? \h\h\h\hScrew it. 136 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,363 I’m gonna ask Ashton Stanford \h\h\h\h\h\hto dance tonight. 137 00:05:10,363 --> 00:05:13,033 - [gasps] That’s it! 138 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:16,198 \h\h\h\h\h- [gasps] both: They’re here. 139 00:05:16,198 --> 00:05:18,759 \h- Yo, Breadsticks, we got our own limo. 140 00:05:18,759 --> 00:05:22,297 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou suck! - Have fun with Snorin’ Warren. 141 00:05:22,297 --> 00:05:23,462 \h- Oh! - Aah! 142 00:05:23,462 --> 00:05:25,495 - [snickers] \h\h\hStupid. 143 00:05:25,495 --> 00:05:26,462 - [whimpers] 144 00:05:26,462 --> 00:05:28,528 They just wanted to humiliate us. 145 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,396 - I guess we were geeks. 146 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:31,231 - It’s just awful. 147 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,132 \h\h\h- An now it’s your 30th reunion. 148 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:36,330 - And we know we’re awesome. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mm-hmm. 149 00:05:36,330 --> 00:05:38,561 - It would just be nice \h\h\h\h\hif they did. 150 00:05:38,561 --> 00:05:41,396 \h\h\h\h\h- Our fantasy is to go to the reunion 151 00:05:41,396 --> 00:05:42,495 and rule the school. 152 00:05:42,495 --> 00:05:44,528 - We want our classmates \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto envy us 153 00:05:44,528 --> 00:05:46,363 \h\hthe way that we used to envy them. 154 00:05:46,363 --> 00:05:50,066 \h\h\h\h\h- You want to be the popular kids for once. 155 00:05:50,066 --> 00:05:51,363 \h\h- Do you think we’re being petty? 156 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:59,363 - I think you’ve both \hbeen through a lot.\h- Mm. - Yes. 157 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:59,363 \h\h\h\h- And I guarantee you will rule the school. 158 00:05:59,363 --> 00:06:00,066 - [chuckles] 159 00:06:00,066 --> 00:06:02,000 - The class of ’92 \h\h\hhas been told 160 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 that their hosts, \hthe two of you, 161 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,198 have flown them to the island 162 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,297 \hand are paying for all expenses. 163 00:06:08,297 --> 00:06:10,000 The reunion weekend \h\h\hwill include 164 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,528 multiple events culminating \h\h\h\hwith the dream prom 165 00:06:12,528 --> 00:06:14,495 that you never had. - We’re the hosts? 166 00:06:14,495 --> 00:06:16,099 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Mm-hmm. - And we get a prom? 167 00:06:16,099 --> 00:06:18,297 - The welcome gathering \h\h\h\h\h\his underway 168 00:06:18,297 --> 00:06:20,132 in our ocean view pavilion. 169 00:06:20,132 --> 00:06:22,099 But first, I believe \h\h\hyou ladies need 170 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:24,495 a fabulous outfit for the occasion. 171 00:06:24,495 --> 00:06:27,363 \h- Oh! - What? 172 00:06:27,363 --> 00:06:29,132 - Tara... \h\h- Aw. 173 00:06:29,132 --> 00:06:31,495 - Jessica... \h\h- [gasps] 174 00:06:31,495 --> 00:06:34,363 - Welcome to Fantasy Island. 175 00:06:34,363 --> 00:06:37,033 \h\h\h- Ooh! - [chuckles] 176 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,495 \h\h\h- They got you the good litter box. 177 00:06:39,495 --> 00:06:41,198 Nice, right? 178 00:06:41,198 --> 00:06:43,363 And the fancy cat tree. 179 00:06:43,363 --> 00:06:45,495 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[sighs] But something is off about it. 180 00:06:45,495 --> 00:06:47,363 \h\h\h\h\h\hI don’t know. What do you think, buddy? 181 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,363 \h\h\h\h[cat meows] Yep, you’re right. 182 00:06:49,363 --> 00:06:51,396 It should be near the window \h\h\h\h\h\h\hso you can see 183 00:06:51,396 --> 00:06:55,099 the pretty birdies. \h\h\h[cat growls] 184 00:06:57,198 --> 00:07:00,198 [knock at door] \h\h\h\h\h\hOh. 185 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,198 - Miss Nevinson. \h- Andi, please. 186 00:07:03,198 --> 00:07:06,198 I’m just getting Bobo settled. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome in. 187 00:07:06,198 --> 00:07:08,231 - Okay. 188 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,561 [cat meows] 189 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:13,330 - Here he is. \h\h\h\h- Aw. 190 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:14,495 Very handsome. 191 00:07:14,495 --> 00:07:17,198 - He looks like Nathan Fillion, doesn’t he? 192 00:07:17,198 --> 00:07:18,759 - Oh. [sneezes] 193 00:07:18,759 --> 00:07:22,066 Ooh, I’m so sorry. I’m just allergic. 194 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,495 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- So, Andi, what can the island do for you? 195 00:07:24,495 --> 00:07:26,297 - Well, I am a cat lady. 196 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:29,297 - Oh, one cat doesn’t \h\ha cat lady make. 197 00:07:29,297 --> 00:07:31,330 \h[laughs] - [kissing] 198 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:33,033 - Necessarily. 199 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:34,330 - Bobo is my best friend. 200 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:38,066 I tell him everything. \h\h\h\hAll my secrets. 201 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:40,495 He knows me better than anyone. 202 00:07:40,495 --> 00:07:42,495 Oh, I love him so much. 203 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:47,000 \hMy fantasy is to know that he loves me back. 204 00:07:48,099 --> 00:07:49,066 You’re looking at me weird. 205 00:07:49,066 --> 00:07:50,231 \h\h\h\h- No, no. - Oh, no, no, no. 206 00:07:53,099 --> 00:07:56,429 - I--I--trust me-- \h\h\h- Not at all.\h\h\hUm... - [sneezes] 207 00:07:53,099 --> 00:07:56,429 \h\h\h- You know, the bond between humans and animals 208 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:05,198 can be very intense. \h\h\h\h\h[chuckles]- I mean, it’s Fantasy Island. 209 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:05,198 \hI could probably ask to fly or time travel or something. 210 00:08:05,198 --> 00:08:06,396 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s just I have always preferred 211 00:08:06,396 --> 00:08:09,264 the company of animals \h\h\h\h\h\hto people. 212 00:08:09,264 --> 00:08:12,495 Do you have any pets? - Well, I had a dog. 213 00:08:12,495 --> 00:08:13,627 \h- Mm-hmm. - Sort of. 214 00:08:16,297 --> 00:08:21,594 His name was Mr. Jones.- Did he pass? \h- No, no, no. 215 00:08:16,297 --> 00:08:21,594 \hHe reconnected with his wife and moved back to the mainland. 216 00:08:21,594 --> 00:08:23,000 [chuckles] 217 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,132 - Would you like to have \h\h\h\h\h\h\hsome lunch 218 00:08:24,132 --> 00:08:25,363 before your fantasy begins? 219 00:08:25,363 --> 00:08:26,066 - Oh. [chuckles] 220 00:08:26,066 --> 00:08:29,033 \h\h\h\h\hI can’t leave Bobo in a new place alone so soon. 221 00:08:29,033 --> 00:08:31,198 We’ll just get room service. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay. 222 00:08:31,198 --> 00:08:33,462 - Who wants some tuna tartare? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHuh? 223 00:08:33,462 --> 00:08:37,231 "I want some tuna tartare. \hI want some tuna tartare. 224 00:08:37,231 --> 00:08:39,396 \hElena, can I have some tuna tartare?" 225 00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:42,000 \h\h\h\h- [giggles] - Of course, Bobo. 226 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,264 [both laugh] 227 00:08:44,264 --> 00:08:45,231 - ♪ You say ♪ 228 00:08:45,231 --> 00:08:48,429 ♪ You can live without it \h\h\h\hbut I doubt it ♪ 229 00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:51,099 ♪ ♪ 230 00:08:51,099 --> 00:08:52,198 - Oh. 231 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,066 \h\h- You ready? - Let’s do this. 232 00:08:55,066 --> 00:08:57,363 - [exhales heavily] Okay. 233 00:08:57,363 --> 00:08:59,528 - Some people look \h\h\hso different. 234 00:08:59,528 --> 00:09:00,594 \h\h- [gasps] They’re here! 235 00:09:00,594 --> 00:09:03,066 - They’re here! \h\h[cheering] 236 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:06,297 \h\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God, you girls look amazing. 237 00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:09,165 \h\h\h\h[sighs] - Janie Poovey. 238 00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:12,099 - This was so generous of you \h\h\h\h\hto fly us out here. 239 00:09:12,099 --> 00:09:14,726 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mm. - The steak dinner? The rooms? 240 00:09:14,726 --> 00:09:18,231 Whatever you need this weekend, just let me and Sheryl know. 241 00:09:18,231 --> 00:09:19,198 - Totally. \h\h- Okay. 242 00:09:19,198 --> 00:09:21,396 \h\h\h\h\h- Thanks. - One little thing. 243 00:09:21,396 --> 00:09:25,528 \hCould you sign my book? - Oh, oh, me too! Me too! 244 00:09:25,528 --> 00:09:26,396 - You wrote a book? 245 00:09:26,396 --> 00:09:29,231 - I guess I wrote a book. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay. 246 00:09:30,726 --> 00:09:33,462 - We both watch your show. \h\h\h\h- Oh, I’m obsessed. 247 00:09:33,462 --> 00:09:34,330 - Let me see this. 248 00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:37,759 Oh, you dedicated it to me. 249 00:09:37,759 --> 00:09:41,561 - Wow, nice rock. 250 00:09:41,561 --> 00:09:43,693 \h\h\h- What? Look at this! 251 00:09:43,693 --> 00:09:45,264 \h\h\h- Finally. - That’s amazing. 252 00:09:45,264 --> 00:09:46,495 - Oh, my God, oh, my God, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hoh, my God. 253 00:09:46,495 --> 00:09:49,033 \h\h\h\hIt’s Ashton Stanford. - Deep breath, you look hot. 254 00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:53,495 - My beautiful wife is here. \h- I can’t. I mean...[sighs] 255 00:09:53,495 --> 00:09:56,033 \h\hHe just kissed her in front of everybody. 256 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:56,693 - Hi, Ashton. 257 00:09:56,693 --> 00:10:00,198 - He’s still so handsome. \h\h\h- She is gorgeous. 258 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:04,330 - Well, everyone’s dying \h\h\h\h\hto talk to you. 259 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:06,099 Or should I keep you to myself? 260 00:10:06,099 --> 00:10:06,594 - Wow. I wonder 261 00:10:06,594 --> 00:10:08,330 what they’re gonna want \h\h\h\hto talk about. 262 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:10,462 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Well, your community garden initiative, 263 00:10:10,462 --> 00:10:11,198 our foundation, 264 00:10:11,198 --> 00:10:14,165 \h\hhow you’re even prettier than you were in high school. 265 00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,099 \hYour pick. - [chuckles] 266 00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:19,099 \h\h\hWe have a foundation. - My book is a bestseller. 267 00:10:19,099 --> 00:10:21,099 - You look so great, Tara. 268 00:10:21,099 --> 00:10:22,231 I mean, you’re aging backward. 269 00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:23,264 - And you haven’t aged a day. 270 00:10:23,264 --> 00:10:26,330 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Well, I’m vegan. It’s great for the complexion. 271 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:27,330 - I always thought that you had 272 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:29,033 the most beautiful skin \h\h\h\hin high school. 273 00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:32,297 - It was the moisturizing \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hegg yolk. 274 00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:34,297 \h\h- Well, all I know is you looked about 25 275 00:10:34,297 --> 00:10:38,066 \h\h\h\hat the Met Gala. - I went to the Met Gala. 276 00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:39,198 - I live on a farm. 277 00:10:39,198 --> 00:10:42,561 \hCode yellow? - You know it. 278 00:10:43,066 --> 00:10:45,429 \h\h\h\h\h\hYou guys have a pay-what-you-can market 279 00:10:45,429 --> 00:10:46,759 every Sunday on your farm. 280 00:10:46,759 --> 00:10:50,066 - You have an online store. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- [squeals] 281 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,429 You and Ashton foster \h\h\hdisabled dogs. 282 00:10:52,429 --> 00:10:54,165 \h\h- You’re working on a new book called 283 00:10:54,165 --> 00:10:55,396 "My Method, Your Madness." 284 00:10:55,396 --> 00:10:56,231 - Okay. I feel bad. 285 00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:58,594 We should be writing these books together. 286 00:10:58,594 --> 00:10:59,726 - No. N--no. 287 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,132 I--I like my fantasy life \h\h\h\h\hjust as it is. 288 00:11:02,132 --> 00:11:04,363 - Ashton is legit sexy. 289 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,396 - Oh, my God, so sexy. 290 00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:09,495 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[gasps] We might make out later. 291 00:11:09,495 --> 00:11:11,429 - [laughing] \hOh, my God. 292 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:12,462 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, my-- - You’re gonna be fine. 293 00:11:12,462 --> 00:11:14,264 - Okay, I’m gonna be fine. \h\h\h\h- You’ve got this. 294 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:16,297 \h\h- I got it. - Breath check. 295 00:11:16,297 --> 00:11:19,066 \h- Ugh, mint. We need a mint. 296 00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:21,198 [cat purring] 297 00:11:21,198 --> 00:11:23,330 [knock at door] 298 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:25,495 - That must be our noms. 299 00:11:25,495 --> 00:11:28,330 You ready for some noms, buddy? 300 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:31,231 [cat purring] 301 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:34,000 [cat meows] \h\h[gasps] 302 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,363 \h\h\h\h\h\h- [groans] I could definitely eat. 303 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:40,264 Did I just talk? 304 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:43,231 Aah! [laughs] 305 00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:45,066 Whoa. 306 00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:46,759 [upbeat music] 307 00:11:46,759 --> 00:11:49,000 - ♪ We’re breaking us ♪ 308 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,363 - Wow, these things \h\h\h\hare brutal. 309 00:11:51,363 --> 00:11:53,231 You ever been to a reunion? 310 00:11:53,231 --> 00:11:55,132 - Didn’t even go to my prom. 311 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,033 - [scoffs] Wait, what? 312 00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:58,099 Why not? 313 00:11:58,099 --> 00:12:00,000 - No one asked me. [chuckles] 314 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,396 I spent high school \h\h\hwith my nose 315 00:12:01,396 --> 00:12:03,363 in a science book. 316 00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:05,759 - Beautiful and brilliant, huh? 317 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,528 Those poor boys must have been \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hso intimidated. 318 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,033 - [chuckles] 319 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,330 - You ever regret not going? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No. 320 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:15,726 But, you know, maybe-- \h\h\h\hmaybe a little. 321 00:12:15,726 --> 00:12:18,132 ’Cause I would have \h\hblown them away 322 00:12:18,132 --> 00:12:22,330 with my salsa. \h\h- [laughs] 323 00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:28,726 - We shouldn’t be seen... \h\h\h\h\h\hfraternizing. 324 00:12:28,726 --> 00:12:30,627 \h\h\h\h\h- [clears throat] - You know, maybe we could 325 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:33,429 \h\h\h\h\h\hfraternize somewhere more private? 326 00:12:33,429 --> 00:12:37,132 \h\h\h\h\h\hThe store room in the back of the kitchen? 327 00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:43,561 - See you in five. \h- [clears throat] 328 00:12:43,561 --> 00:12:45,561 - Hello. 329 00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:49,231 \h\h\h\hYou know, I bet a lot of them remember 330 00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:53,099 high school as the best time \h\h\h\h\h\h\hof their lives. 331 00:12:54,099 --> 00:12:55,759 - Or their worst. 332 00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:58,462 - Like Jessica and Tara. 333 00:12:58,462 --> 00:13:01,231 - And they can’t move past it. 334 00:13:01,231 --> 00:13:02,528 \h\hThey think they’re holding each other up, 335 00:13:02,528 --> 00:13:07,231 \hbut I’m afraid they are holding each other back. 336 00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:13,132 - Is that you? \h\h\h[sniffs]- You know, I... 337 00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:13,132 need to have a talk \h\hwith the chef. 338 00:13:13,132 --> 00:13:15,594 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. - Nut allergies. 339 00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:21,231 - [sniffing] 340 00:13:22,396 --> 00:13:23,198 - Oh. 341 00:13:23,198 --> 00:13:26,330 I was such a geek \hin high school. 342 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:29,264 \h\h- Sexiest geek in the garden club. 343 00:13:29,264 --> 00:13:30,561 [chuckles] 344 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:38,165 ♪ ♪ 345 00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:43,330 So glad I finally got to take you to prom. 346 00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:50,396 - Well, you could have asked me the first time around.- Well, I wanted to, but-- 347 00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:50,396 I even talked to Tara about it, but she made it very clear 348 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:54,528 \h\h\hthat you were not into football players. 349 00:13:56,132 --> 00:13:59,165 - What?- In this market, 350 00:13:56,132 --> 00:13:59,165 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hit’s essential to keep reinventing yourself. 351 00:13:59,165 --> 00:14:01,132 - Oh, yes, for sure. 352 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,099 I reinvent all day. Every day. 353 00:14:04,099 --> 00:14:06,429 - Hey, you two. Having fun? 354 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,429 Venture capital mogul and badass girl boss 355 00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:12,759 plotting to take over \h\h\h\h\hthe world. 356 00:14:12,759 --> 00:14:15,099 - Janie, would you mind \h\h\h\h\h\hgrabbing us 357 00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:17,363 a couple glasses of champagne? 358 00:14:17,363 --> 00:14:19,165 - Yes. 359 00:14:19,165 --> 00:14:21,066 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You know, when I was first starting out, 360 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:22,066 I wanted to contact you, 361 00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:25,297 \h\h\h\h\hbut I was afraid you wouldn’t take my calls. 362 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,066 - Come on. 363 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,495 Fear is the only real obstacle \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin life, right? 364 00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:31,495 - Yeah. I guess you’re right. 365 00:14:35,231 --> 00:14:38,264 - Hey, I need to talk to you. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNow.- Okay. 366 00:14:35,231 --> 00:14:38,264 - Back in high school, \h\hdid you tell Ashton 367 00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:40,231 I wasn’t interested in him? 368 00:14:40,231 --> 00:14:42,396 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Well, I mean, that was a hundred years ago. 369 00:14:42,396 --> 00:14:43,462 \hI can’t remember every little thing 370 00:14:43,462 --> 00:14:46,000 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthat happened. - He was gonna ask me to prom. 371 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,363 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd you told him I wasn’t into football players? 372 00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:51,561 - I was trying to protect you. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- From what? 373 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:56,330 Love? Happiness?- I didn’t want you to get \h\h\h\hyour heart broken. 374 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:56,330 - Well, that wasn’t for you to decide. 375 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:59,198 - Champs! 376 00:15:01,627 --> 00:15:04,561 - Go away. \h- [sighs] 377 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:08,528 \h- You’re human. This is amazing. 378 00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:13,429 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ugh. I can barely smell anything. 379 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,132 And I am freezing. 380 00:15:15,132 --> 00:15:16,462 No coverage at all. \h\h\hI feel naked. 381 00:15:16,462 --> 00:15:19,594 - But, Bobo, we can talk. \h\h\hWe can communicate. 382 00:15:19,594 --> 00:15:22,330 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Eh. - I don’t know what I expected, 383 00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:27,396 but not this.Look at you! 384 00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:27,396 Not exactly what I thought \h\h\hyou would look like. 385 00:15:27,396 --> 00:15:30,264 But you are perfect. \h- Whoa, boundaries. 386 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:32,165 - Sorry. \h- Yeah. 387 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,264 \h\h\h\h\h\h- But, so, like, what do you want to do first? 388 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:36,594 I feel like we should get \h\h\hto know each other 389 00:15:36,594 --> 00:15:38,198 a little bit. 390 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,363 \h\h\h- It’s like a whole different world up here. 391 00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:43,495 - Would you say you’re happy? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ooh. 392 00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:47,066 Well, look what we have here. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[chuckles] 393 00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:48,759 \h\h\h- Oh, you probably won’t like those anymore. 394 00:15:48,759 --> 00:15:52,132 \h- I’ve seen you open these, like, a million times, so... 395 00:15:52,132 --> 00:15:55,066 I’ll be the judge of that. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[grunts] 396 00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:58,396 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h[laughs] Opposable thumbs, bam. 397 00:15:58,396 --> 00:16:00,726 [grunting] 398 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:01,462 Oh, mmm. 399 00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:03,198 - Uh, not--not too many. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Aah! 400 00:16:03,198 --> 00:16:07,165 \hCan you lay off a little bit? I’m feeling kind of oppressed. 401 00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,495 - Oppressed? \h\h\h- Yeah. 402 00:16:08,495 --> 00:16:10,396 And it’s not just right now. 403 00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:16,330 Listen, the outfits, \hthe Instagram page, 404 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:17,396 it’s a lot. 405 00:16:17,396 --> 00:16:19,396 \h\h- I didn’t know you felt this way. 406 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:24,462 Is there anything I could do? \h\h\h- [speaking gibberish] 407 00:16:24,462 --> 00:16:27,297 We’re gonna have to put a pin \h\h\h\hin this conversation. 408 00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:28,099 - But... 409 00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:30,231 - I have to disembowel \h\h\h\h\hthat lizard. 410 00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:31,726 Come here, you little brat! 411 00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:35,528 - Bobo! Bobo, come back! 412 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,561 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- [sighs] Tara said she was trying 413 00:16:38,561 --> 00:16:40,363 to protect me. 414 00:16:40,363 --> 00:16:41,429 What the hell? 415 00:16:41,429 --> 00:16:46,099 - Well, maybe she didn’t want \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto share you. 416 00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:47,000 - Oh. - Mm. 417 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,726 Good. No, that’s good. 418 00:16:48,726 --> 00:16:50,297 I don’t usually do this sort of thing 419 00:16:50,297 --> 00:16:53,099 on the first date. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. 420 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,231 Roleplay, huh? 421 00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:56,495 Just another reason \h\hwhy I love you. 422 00:16:56,495 --> 00:17:01,363 - Oh, you love me. Okay. Oh! 423 00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:07,528 - I’m sorry. 424 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,462 I wasn’t expecting anyone to be here. 425 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,429 - [laughs] So how was it? 426 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,099 - Who--who are you? 427 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:17,000 - I’m Rita. Your nanny? 428 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,462 - Nanny? \h- Okay. 429 00:17:18,462 --> 00:17:22,033 Uh, somebody obviously \h\h\h\h\hoverindulged. 430 00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:27,231 - [mumbling indistinctly] 431 00:17:27,231 --> 00:17:29,330 Yeah, hi. 432 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:32,132 [baby gurgles] 433 00:17:32,132 --> 00:17:34,462 \h\h\h- [gasps] [baby giggles] 434 00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:36,462 [sighs] 435 00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:42,033 - You are cute. 436 00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:45,396 \h\h\h\hAnd somehow I managed to bring you into this world 437 00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:46,165 and keep you alive, 438 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:50,363 all while being massively, \h\hfabulously successful. 439 00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:52,396 Yes! So go me! 440 00:17:52,396 --> 00:17:56,198 [baby giggles] \h\hOh, I know. 441 00:17:56,198 --> 00:17:58,165 But of course, you’re not real. 442 00:17:58,165 --> 00:18:00,462 - Oh, he’s real...ish. 443 00:18:00,462 --> 00:18:02,264 - How can he be real-ish? 444 00:18:02,264 --> 00:18:05,462 \h\h- Um, you know, I’ll wait and--and explain to you both 445 00:18:05,462 --> 00:18:07,528 so I don’t have to do it twice. 446 00:18:07,528 --> 00:18:09,495 Oh, here she is. 447 00:18:14,165 --> 00:18:15,693 - You have a baby now? 448 00:18:15,693 --> 00:18:17,594 I mean, it’s a cute baby. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHi, baby. 449 00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:18,363 [baby giggles] 450 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,066 - Apparently I have a baby-ish. 451 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:23,759 Kind of like you have \h\ha husband...ish. 452 00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:26,033 - Okay, Fantasy Island \h\h\h\hisn’t tethered 453 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,495 in a particular time \h\h\h\h\hor reality, 454 00:18:27,495 --> 00:18:29,363 which means the island is free 455 00:18:29,363 --> 00:18:32,297 to show our guests \h\hpossibilities. 456 00:18:32,297 --> 00:18:34,033 \h\h\hWhat could be, what could have been. 457 00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:36,396 - So I could have been \h\h\h\h\h\hwith Ashton 458 00:18:36,396 --> 00:18:38,330 if Tara hadn’t lied to me. 459 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,363 [quirky music] 460 00:18:39,363 --> 00:18:41,462 - Hmm. It’s possible. 461 00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:42,066 - Hmm. 462 00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:44,198 \h\h\h- You know, there are many roads and many choices 463 00:18:44,198 --> 00:18:45,330 that lead to where we are. 464 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:48,396 - Roads paved with lies. 465 00:18:48,396 --> 00:18:50,099 - Okay, ladies, look around. 466 00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:51,000 It’s a high school reunion. 467 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Who here isn’t lying \h\habout something? 468 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,132 The question is, why? 469 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:57,066 - I was trying to protect her. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI told you that. 470 00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:59,363 \h- And you have both done a lot of that, haven’t you? 471 00:18:59,363 --> 00:19:02,198 You’ve spent your entire lives \h\h\h\hprotecting each other. 472 00:19:02,198 --> 00:19:04,396 But at what cost? 473 00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:08,528 Thank you, gentlemen. 474 00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:11,000 Go ahead, try it. 475 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,297 It’s an island specialty. 476 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,594 - Your tenth grade bangs 477 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,594 did not make you look \h\h\hlike Tori Amos. 478 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,066 [gasps] 479 00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:24,330 - I only do Pilates \h\h\hon Saturdays 480 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,363 so I don’t have to dig around 481 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:28,297 in your precious community garden. 482 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,561 [gasps] 483 00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:32,594 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Get used to the truth bombs, ladies, 484 00:19:32,594 --> 00:19:35,330 \h\h\h\h’cause they’re about to start flowing. 485 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,264 ♪ ♪ 486 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:42,132 - Oh, my God, there you are. 487 00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:44,000 I’ve been worried sick. 488 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,396 - You’re sick? Ew. 489 00:19:45,396 --> 00:19:47,462 - Where’d you get \hthose clothes? 490 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:50,066 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. They called it a gift shop. 491 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,132 I charged it to your room. \h\hI hope you don’t mind. 492 00:19:52,132 --> 00:19:55,726 And I’m gonna go by Baron now. \h\h\h\hIt sounds like a king. 493 00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:58,462 - This was supposed to be \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hour trip. 494 00:19:58,462 --> 00:19:59,297 Can you hear yourself? 495 00:19:59,297 --> 00:20:01,462 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know, even if I was a human, 496 00:20:01,462 --> 00:20:04,495 that would just sound so sad \h\h\h\h\h\hto say out loud. 497 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,066 - Bobo, please. 498 00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:08,330 - I’ve been watching you \h\h\h\h\hmy entire life. 499 00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,264 And you know what I see? 500 00:20:09,264 --> 00:20:13,495 \h\h\hI think you are a sad, little hermit 501 00:20:13,495 --> 00:20:17,495 \hwho is terrified of human intimacy. 502 00:20:17,495 --> 00:20:19,561 And you use your cat, AKA me, 503 00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:22,528 as an excuse to stay in \h\h\h\h\hFriday nights 504 00:20:22,528 --> 00:20:26,066 \hinstead of finding a real relationship. 505 00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:29,132 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s sad, and I don’t like watching it. 506 00:20:29,132 --> 00:20:33,297 And you take me, a cat, \h\h\h\h\hto an island, 507 00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:34,165 to validate your delusion 508 00:20:34,165 --> 00:20:38,000 \hthat you’re not wasting your life, which you are. 509 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,462 - Why are you so mean? 510 00:20:40,462 --> 00:20:41,462 - I’m not mean. 511 00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:45,396 It’s just, the truth hurts, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfood lady. 512 00:20:45,396 --> 00:20:47,000 Now I’m gonna go 513 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,429 \hand get rubbed down by a man named Paolo, 514 00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:53,033 because he promised me a deep-tissue massage, 515 00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:55,462 and I don’t know what that is. 516 00:20:56,264 --> 00:20:57,495 [grunts] Enjoy. 517 00:20:57,495 --> 00:20:59,726 Have whatever you want. 518 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,297 ♪ ♪ 519 00:21:03,297 --> 00:21:06,495 [mellow music playing] 520 00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:08,330 ♪ ♪ 521 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,528 - Hi, Segundo. 522 00:21:09,528 --> 00:21:11,363 You, uh--you got a minute? 523 00:21:11,363 --> 00:21:13,363 I have a small favor to ask. 524 00:21:13,363 --> 00:21:18,363 - Does it have anything to do \h\hwith your new girlfriend? 525 00:21:18,363 --> 00:21:19,561 - [singing in Spanish] 526 00:21:19,561 --> 00:21:23,198 \h\h\h- Uh... - [chuckles] 527 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,165 I’m old, mijo, 528 00:21:26,165 --> 00:21:28,726 but not blind. 529 00:21:28,726 --> 00:21:32,132 - She doesn’t want \h\hanyone to know. 530 00:21:32,132 --> 00:21:34,429 - I’m sure she has her reasons. 531 00:21:34,429 --> 00:21:37,594 But I have never seen \h\hElenita happier. 532 00:21:37,594 --> 00:21:39,528 ♪ ♪ 533 00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:42,396 So what’s this favor? 534 00:21:42,396 --> 00:21:44,528 ♪ ♪ 535 00:21:44,528 --> 00:21:47,627 [soft music] 536 00:21:47,627 --> 00:21:50,363 ♪ ♪ 537 00:21:50,363 --> 00:21:51,363 - This tight skin? 538 00:21:51,363 --> 00:21:53,264 It’s called a face lift \h\h\h\h\h\hand Botox. 539 00:21:53,264 --> 00:21:55,264 I’m not even vegan. \h- I had an affair 540 00:21:55,264 --> 00:21:57,363 with my personal trainer. 541 00:21:57,363 --> 00:22:00,165 - I just got out of jail-- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hembezzling. 542 00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:02,495 - I hate organizing. - And you suck at it. 543 00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:05,396 You’re literally the least \hambitious person I know. 544 00:22:05,396 --> 00:22:07,033 - Well, just because \h\hI’m not ambitious 545 00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:08,165 about straightening garages 546 00:22:08,165 --> 00:22:09,528 \h\h\hdoes not mean I’m not ambitious. 547 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,099 I was gonna join the Peace Corps, 548 00:22:11,099 --> 00:22:13,099 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand you said that I had to help you launch 549 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,066 your stupid company. 550 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:17,000 - Wait, where’s my baby? 551 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,231 - I’m sorry, you’re back \hin the life you chose. 552 00:22:20,231 --> 00:22:25,198 \h\hNo baby, no book. No husband, no farm. 553 00:22:25,198 --> 00:22:28,198 - Ashton? 554 00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:34,594 \h\h\h\h[crowd chanting] Breadsticks! Breadsticks! 555 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:35,495 - Hey! 556 00:22:35,495 --> 00:22:38,495 \h\h\h- You guys. - Snorin’ Warren! 557 00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:42,363 - Now let’s see. \h\h\h\h\h- Yeah? 558 00:22:42,363 --> 00:22:45,594 - Oh, hey, that’s good. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah? 559 00:22:45,594 --> 00:22:47,396 - Elbows up. Elbows up! 560 00:22:47,396 --> 00:22:51,132 \h\h\h\h\h- [groans] - Stabilize the core. 561 00:22:51,132 --> 00:22:52,000 Loosen those hips! 562 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,759 - How do you stabilize the core 563 00:22:52,759 --> 00:22:55,000 and loosen the hips \hat the same time? 564 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,264 - Focus, Javier, focus. \h\h\h- [sighs heavily] 565 00:22:57,264 --> 00:22:59,066 - Elenita is a strong dancer. 566 00:22:59,066 --> 00:23:02,528 \hShe needs a strong lead. - I’m not sure about this. 567 00:23:02,528 --> 00:23:04,033 - Then you will fail. 568 00:23:04,033 --> 00:23:08,495 Salsa is about passion, \h\h\h\h\hno doubt, eh? 569 00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,495 You have to meet her level. 570 00:23:10,495 --> 00:23:12,132 [lively Latin music playing] 571 00:23:12,132 --> 00:23:14,561 Show her you have \hwhat it takes. 572 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,330 Go again. Elbows up. 573 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:18,066 - All right, all right. 574 00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:19,561 - Go. That’s it. 575 00:23:19,561 --> 00:23:22,099 That’s it, good. \h\h- Like that? 576 00:23:22,099 --> 00:23:24,066 - Yeah, yeah, like that. 577 00:23:24,066 --> 00:23:26,561 [both laughing] 578 00:23:26,561 --> 00:23:27,528 - You got it. [chuckles] 579 00:23:27,528 --> 00:23:29,264 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hElbows up. - All right, it feels good. 580 00:23:29,264 --> 00:23:32,066 - Elbows up. \h\h\h- Yeah. 581 00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:33,297 - Hello. 582 00:23:33,297 --> 00:23:34,429 \hHi. - Hi. 583 00:23:34,429 --> 00:23:36,297 - Oh, my goodness, guess what. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hmm? 584 00:23:36,297 --> 00:23:40,363 I think Javier and Roarke \h\h\h\h\h\hare together. 585 00:23:40,363 --> 00:23:41,495 - Didn’t you tell me \h\hthey had a thing 586 00:23:41,495 --> 00:23:43,099 a few months back? \h\h\h- Well, yeah, 587 00:23:43,099 --> 00:23:45,429 but it was more of, like, \h\h\h\ha one night stand 588 00:23:47,132 --> 00:23:52,033 kind of thing, but this?This is different. 589 00:23:47,132 --> 00:23:52,033 \hI mean, Javier is taking salsa lessons from Segundo. 590 00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:53,495 And I’m pretty sure \h\hthey snuck off 591 00:23:53,495 --> 00:23:56,297 \h\h\h\h\hinto a storage room during the party last night. 592 00:23:56,297 --> 00:24:01,132 - Mm, clandestine meetings \h\h\hin the storage room. 593 00:24:01,132 --> 00:24:02,132 Sounds exciting. 594 00:24:02,132 --> 00:24:05,066 \h\h\h- Well, you know, there’s friend energy, 595 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:06,330 but then there’s love energy. 596 00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:08,561 \h\h\h\hBut there is a distinct difference 597 00:24:08,561 --> 00:24:10,297 between the two. \h\h\h\h- Uh-huh. 598 00:24:10,297 --> 00:24:13,396 - I think that they have \h\h\h\hthat love energy. 599 00:24:13,396 --> 00:24:14,099 - Mm-hmm. 600 00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:17,132 \h\h\h\hDoes it bother you that she’s not telling you? 601 00:24:17,132 --> 00:24:18,231 - [sighs] I get it. 602 00:24:18,231 --> 00:24:22,066 You know, Elena doesn’t \hreally do vulnerable. 603 00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:23,528 And there’s nothing \h\hmore vulnerable 604 00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:25,000 than being in love. 605 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,066 Even if she doesn’t \h\h\hknow it yet. 606 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,759 - Hmm. 607 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:32,165 - Oh, I actually need to check \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon my cat lady. 608 00:24:32,165 --> 00:24:35,033 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m sorry. I’ll see you soon, okay? 609 00:24:35,033 --> 00:24:36,363 - [chuckles] 610 00:24:36,363 --> 00:24:38,363 ♪ ♪ 611 00:24:38,363 --> 00:24:40,264 Bye. 612 00:24:40,264 --> 00:24:47,132 ♪ ♪ 613 00:24:55,264 --> 00:24:56,264 - Tough day? 614 00:24:56,264 --> 00:25:00,132 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- [sighs] My cat thinks I’m a loser. 615 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:03,000 \h\h\h- He’s a cat. What does he know? 616 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,231 - He knows I haven’t been \h\hon a date since 2016. 617 00:25:08,297 --> 00:25:11,066 - Well, that is a long time. 618 00:25:11,066 --> 00:25:14,198 \h- Do you have any idea what it’s like out there? 619 00:25:14,198 --> 00:25:20,759 \h\h\h\hCatfishers, ghosters, bread-crumbers, benchwarmers. 620 00:25:20,759 --> 00:25:22,066 The last date I went on, 621 00:25:22,066 --> 00:25:23,462 \h\h\h\h\hit turns out the guy lived in a van 622 00:25:23,462 --> 00:25:27,066 and he just wanted to massage my feet. 623 00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:29,000 - [laughs] What? 624 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:35,165 \h- Bobo--I mean, Baron-- loves me unconditionally. 625 00:25:35,165 --> 00:25:37,231 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hmm. - Or at least I thought he did. 626 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:43,165 - It’s not only pets that can \h\hlove you unconditionally. 627 00:25:43,165 --> 00:25:45,000 People can too. 628 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,363 But not if you’re hiding away \h\h\h\h\h\hin your apartment 629 00:25:47,363 --> 00:25:50,231 ’cause you’re scared \h\hof getting hurt. 630 00:25:50,231 --> 00:25:53,594 - You may have a point. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mm-hmm. 631 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:56,165 - You and Bobo. 632 00:25:58,132 --> 00:26:00,297 - Okay, you see him over there? 633 00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:01,462 That is Harrison. 634 00:26:01,462 --> 00:26:05,033 And I happen to know \h\hthat he is single 635 00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:07,231 and a cat lover. 636 00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:09,330 - He’s cute. \h- Oh, yeah. 637 00:26:09,330 --> 00:26:12,099 \h\h\h- There’s probably something wrong with him. 638 00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:13,627 - [chuckles] 639 00:26:13,627 --> 00:26:14,429 Probably, yeah. 640 00:26:14,429 --> 00:26:18,297 But what if you just dip \hyour toe in the water? 641 00:26:18,297 --> 00:26:20,363 You know, have a little fun. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThat’s all. 642 00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:24,330 Come on, I’ll introduce you. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay. 643 00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:26,462 - Yeah. [chuckles] 644 00:26:26,462 --> 00:26:31,066 ♪ ♪ 645 00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:33,297 \h\h\h\h\h\hHey, Harrison, I’d like you to meet Andi. 646 00:26:33,297 --> 00:26:35,132 - Jessica Warren? 647 00:26:35,132 --> 00:26:36,462 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHi, I-- you might not remember me-- 648 00:26:36,462 --> 00:26:40,165 \h\h\h- Hi, Ashton. Weird weekend, huh? 649 00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:41,561 - Yeah, yeah, you too? 650 00:26:41,561 --> 00:26:43,462 I caught Dengue fever \h\h\h\hor something. 651 00:26:43,462 --> 00:26:44,660 My head’s all fuzzy. 652 00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:47,165 \h\h\h\h\h\hI don’t think I drank that much, but... 653 00:26:47,165 --> 00:26:49,759 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hseeing you really turned around the day. 654 00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:52,429 - Snorin’ Warren? \hWhat a thrill. 655 00:26:52,429 --> 00:26:53,462 - I never called you that. 656 00:26:53,462 --> 00:26:56,033 And I totally understand \h\h\hwhy you fell asleep 657 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:56,759 in social studies class. 658 00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:59,099 Mr. Pinto was a living, \h\h\hbreathing Valium. 659 00:26:59,099 --> 00:27:02,231 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[both chuckle] - He was as engaging as Jell-O. 660 00:27:02,231 --> 00:27:06,396 - Water flavored Jell-O. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- [laughs] 661 00:27:06,396 --> 00:27:10,363 \h- So you want to ditch the surf and turf dinner 662 00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:12,264 and hang out? 663 00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,627 [soft music] 664 00:27:13,627 --> 00:27:15,396 - Um... 665 00:27:15,396 --> 00:27:17,462 your wife wouldn’t mind? 666 00:27:17,462 --> 00:27:19,528 - Happily divorced. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. 667 00:27:19,528 --> 00:27:24,693 Uh, well, in that case, \h\h\hI would love to. 668 00:27:24,693 --> 00:27:26,363 ♪ ♪ 669 00:27:26,363 --> 00:27:29,561 - Great. - Great. 670 00:27:29,561 --> 00:27:33,495 [thunder rumbling] 671 00:27:40,165 --> 00:27:40,693 [pounding on door] 672 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:43,165 \h\h\h\h- Andrea! [thunder crashes] 673 00:27:43,165 --> 00:27:45,429 You know that stuff \hfrom the faucet? 674 00:27:45,429 --> 00:27:47,561 It’s falling from the sky! 675 00:27:47,561 --> 00:27:49,429 Andrea, let me in! 676 00:27:49,429 --> 00:27:52,495 My cat fur’s all wet. 677 00:27:52,495 --> 00:27:55,330 \h\h\h\h\h\hHi. - Hello, Baron. 678 00:27:55,330 --> 00:27:57,462 - Hi, um... 679 00:27:57,462 --> 00:28:00,066 maybe we can just hide \h\h\h\h\hunder the bed 680 00:28:00,066 --> 00:28:01,495 until this is all over? 681 00:28:01,495 --> 00:28:05,528 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Actually, now is not a good time. 682 00:28:05,528 --> 00:28:09,462 \h\h\hI’m with someone, and I’m getting a life. 683 00:28:09,462 --> 00:28:12,561 [tense music] 684 00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:20,165 ♪ ♪ 685 00:28:23,462 --> 00:28:26,528 [soft music] 686 00:28:26,528 --> 00:28:31,528 ♪ ♪ 687 00:28:31,528 --> 00:28:34,594 [baby giggling] 688 00:28:34,594 --> 00:28:37,264 [knock at door] 689 00:28:41,462 --> 00:28:45,099 - Are you ready to tell me \h\h\h\habout Breadsticks? 690 00:28:47,495 --> 00:28:48,660 - It was sophomore year, 691 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:54,429 \hand after a field trip, everyone went to dinner. 692 00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:56,231 All the other kids \hwere pigging out 693 00:28:56,231 --> 00:28:59,231 \h\h\h\h\h\hon calamari and mozzarella sticks, 694 00:28:59,231 --> 00:29:05,000 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hand I lied and said I was on a diet. 695 00:29:07,165 --> 00:29:11,759 My mother had been MIA \h\h\h\hfor a few days. 696 00:29:11,759 --> 00:29:13,165 That happened a lot. 697 00:29:13,165 --> 00:29:17,297 And there was no food \h\h\h\hin the house. 698 00:29:18,198 --> 00:29:20,066 Luckily for me, 699 00:29:20,066 --> 00:29:22,528 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hOlive Garden has unlimited breadsticks. 700 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:24,099 [chuckles] 701 00:29:24,099 --> 00:29:28,000 Anyways, I helped myself, 702 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,495 just jammed them in a bag. 703 00:29:32,495 --> 00:29:34,132 [soft music] 704 00:29:34,132 --> 00:29:35,396 One of Janie’s friends \h\h\h\hmust have seen, 705 00:29:35,396 --> 00:29:40,363 because as I was leaving, she unzipped my backpack, 706 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:44,594 and all of the breadsticks \h\h\h\hcame tumbling out. 707 00:29:44,594 --> 00:29:46,759 ♪ ♪ 708 00:29:46,759 --> 00:29:49,297 "Breadsticks" was born. 709 00:29:49,297 --> 00:29:50,660 [clears throat] 710 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:55,297 ♪ ♪ 711 00:29:55,297 --> 00:30:01,066 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know, I froze my eggs ages ago. 712 00:30:03,132 --> 00:30:06,264 I never even told Jessica. 713 00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:07,594 - Why? 714 00:30:07,594 --> 00:30:11,330 - I don’t know. \hI was scared. 715 00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:14,066 - Really? Of what? 716 00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:19,594 - Maybe...changing things, 717 00:30:19,594 --> 00:30:22,000 changing everything. 718 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,132 What if I can’t handle it? 719 00:30:25,132 --> 00:30:28,066 My mother couldn’t. 720 00:30:28,066 --> 00:30:30,429 \h\h\h- And Jessica was there for you. 721 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:33,396 You made each other feel safe, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright? 722 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,759 That’s what life rafts do. 723 00:30:35,759 --> 00:30:38,561 How is that working for you? 724 00:30:38,561 --> 00:30:40,264 ♪ ♪ 725 00:30:40,264 --> 00:30:42,396 This is what I know about this island. 726 00:30:42,396 --> 00:30:47,198 \h\hIt wouldn’t have shown you something that you can’t have. 727 00:30:47,330 --> 00:30:51,297 There is so much more \hhere for you, Tara. 728 00:30:51,297 --> 00:30:55,759 All you have to do is... \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htake it. 729 00:30:57,363 --> 00:31:00,462 - [sighs deeply] 730 00:31:02,099 --> 00:31:04,099 - Well, I have a confession \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto make. 731 00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:07,264 I had such a crush on you \h\h\h\hback in the day. 732 00:31:07,264 --> 00:31:08,066 - [laughs] 733 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:09,396 But you were captain of the football team. 734 00:31:09,396 --> 00:31:11,495 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou dated all the hottest cheerleaders. 735 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,132 - Well, more like \hthey dated me. 736 00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:14,330 \h\hIt wasn’t even me that they were into. 737 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:17,495 They just wanted to go out \h\h\h\hwith a quarterback. 738 00:31:17,495 --> 00:31:20,495 - Meanwhile, I was invisible. 739 00:31:20,495 --> 00:31:23,132 - Not to me. 740 00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:24,198 No, you were so different 741 00:31:24,198 --> 00:31:26,198 from all the other girls \h\h\h\h\h\h\hin school. 742 00:31:26,198 --> 00:31:27,462 You cared about things. 743 00:31:27,462 --> 00:31:30,396 - I can’t believe you noticed that. 744 00:31:30,396 --> 00:31:33,264 \h\h\h\h\h- So, listen, there’s a prom tonight. 745 00:31:33,264 --> 00:31:35,132 And since I didn’t have \h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe guts 746 00:31:35,132 --> 00:31:36,033 to ask you in high school, 747 00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:40,297 would you do me the honor \h\h\hand go with me now? 748 00:31:42,099 --> 00:31:43,363 - Um... 749 00:31:43,363 --> 00:31:46,462 [soft music] 750 00:31:46,462 --> 00:31:49,132 ♪ ♪ 751 00:31:49,132 --> 00:31:51,330 [door creaks] 752 00:31:52,462 --> 00:31:57,066 [thumping] 753 00:31:57,066 --> 00:32:02,099 ♪ ♪ 754 00:32:02,099 --> 00:32:04,264 [birds chirping] 755 00:32:04,264 --> 00:32:10,495 ♪ ♪ 756 00:32:12,429 --> 00:32:14,528 - Hey, Driscoll. 757 00:32:14,528 --> 00:32:16,759 You really are rich, right? 758 00:32:16,759 --> 00:32:19,759 I mean, that wasn’t a lie? 759 00:32:19,759 --> 00:32:22,099 - Mm, I’m loaded. 760 00:32:22,297 --> 00:32:24,363 - Then I want to talk to you \h\h\h\habout a business idea 761 00:32:24,363 --> 00:32:26,462 that’s gonna rock your world. 762 00:32:26,462 --> 00:32:31,561 ♪ ♪ 763 00:32:31,561 --> 00:32:35,264 [light music] 764 00:32:35,264 --> 00:32:38,429 \h- [sighs] Hey, buddy. 765 00:32:38,429 --> 00:32:43,033 \h\h\h\h- [grunts] - I got your gift. 766 00:32:43,033 --> 00:32:45,264 - Did you like it? 767 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:47,396 - I really did. 768 00:32:47,396 --> 00:32:49,165 Thank you. 769 00:32:49,165 --> 00:32:51,264 \h\h\h- [grunts] - You were right. 770 00:32:51,264 --> 00:32:53,264 Thank you. 771 00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:55,033 - I love you. 772 00:32:55,033 --> 00:32:58,099 \h\h- You do? - Of course. 773 00:32:58,099 --> 00:32:59,231 You’re food lady. 774 00:32:59,231 --> 00:33:02,495 \h\h\h\h\h\hAmong my kind, that is the highest honor. 775 00:33:02,495 --> 00:33:06,528 You feed me wet and dry food \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand treats. 776 00:33:06,528 --> 00:33:08,495 \h- [laughs] - Every day! 777 00:33:08,495 --> 00:33:10,396 And you tend to my latrine. 778 00:33:10,396 --> 00:33:15,495 \h\h\h\h\hAnd you always fill the birdfeeder with birdseed. 779 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:16,462 And when it’s cold at night, 780 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:20,231 \h\h\hyou let me climb on your lap and cuddle. 781 00:33:22,495 --> 00:33:25,396 I am so happy. 782 00:33:25,396 --> 00:33:28,330 I want you to be too. 783 00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:31,429 You don’t have nine lives \h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike I do. 784 00:33:31,429 --> 00:33:34,330 \hJust this one. - [chuckling] Oh. 785 00:33:34,330 --> 00:33:37,099 - I want you to have \h\h\hthe best life. 786 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:44,132 ♪ ♪ 787 00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:53,528 [cat meowing] \h\h\h\h- Aw. 788 00:33:53,528 --> 00:33:57,198 I love you too. [chuckles] 789 00:33:57,198 --> 00:34:01,495 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBy the way, you’re on your own tonight. 790 00:34:01,495 --> 00:34:04,330 I’m going to the prom. 791 00:34:04,330 --> 00:34:06,429 [cat meows] 792 00:34:06,429 --> 00:34:09,165 [chuckles] 793 00:34:09,165 --> 00:34:12,231 [soft music] 794 00:34:12,231 --> 00:34:18,066 ♪ ♪ 795 00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:19,363 - What’s all this? 796 00:34:19,363 --> 00:34:23,264 - I’m taking you to prom. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hRight here. 797 00:34:26,594 --> 00:34:30,198 Here we go. Beautiful. 798 00:34:33,297 --> 00:34:36,099 [lively Latin music playing] 799 00:34:36,099 --> 00:34:37,726 [both chuckle] 800 00:34:37,726 --> 00:34:39,759 - Where’d you learn that? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Segundo. 801 00:34:39,759 --> 00:34:43,132 But I swore him to secrecy. \h\h\h\h\h\h- Segundo, eh? 802 00:34:43,132 --> 00:34:44,495 - Mm-hmm. \h- Hmm. 803 00:34:44,495 --> 00:34:45,693 ♪ ♪ 804 00:34:45,693 --> 00:34:49,099 Well, thank you. - You’re welcome. 805 00:34:49,099 --> 00:34:49,726 - What now? 806 00:34:49,726 --> 00:34:54,066 - Well, it’s prom. \h\h\h\h\hWe dance. 807 00:34:54,066 --> 00:34:56,132 - Let’s go. 808 00:34:57,561 --> 00:35:00,231 [chuckles] Oh! 809 00:35:01,396 --> 00:35:02,132 You know what? 810 00:35:02,132 --> 00:35:06,099 \h\h\h\h\hWe may need a bigger dance floor. 811 00:35:07,033 --> 00:35:09,000 [horn honks] 812 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:13,297 [soft mysterious music] 813 00:35:13,297 --> 00:35:20,066 ♪ ♪ 814 00:35:32,594 --> 00:35:35,132 - What the... \h\h\h- Hell? 815 00:35:35,132 --> 00:35:36,594 [locks click] 816 00:35:36,594 --> 00:35:39,297 \h\h\h\h\h\hOh. - Oh, come on. 817 00:35:39,297 --> 00:35:41,099 [grunting] 818 00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:43,594 Pass the Rocky Road. 819 00:35:43,594 --> 00:35:50,297 ♪ ♪ 820 00:35:53,396 --> 00:35:56,462 - We are so gonna get fired \h\h\h\h\hfor taking these. 821 00:35:56,462 --> 00:35:58,429 - Worth it. 822 00:36:03,033 --> 00:36:06,066 \h\h\h\h\h\h- Screw Janie and her airhead friends.We don’t need them anyway. 823 00:36:03,033 --> 00:36:06,066 - Clearly they peaked \h\h\hin high school. 824 00:36:06,066 --> 00:36:08,198 We’re way cooler than they are. 825 00:36:08,198 --> 00:36:09,297 - And better than them. 826 00:36:09,297 --> 00:36:13,033 \h\h\h- Tara Bendetti, you’re my best friend. 827 00:36:13,033 --> 00:36:15,000 \h\h\h\h\hAnd I promise I will never hurt you. 828 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,429 And I will always have \h\h\h\h\h\h\hyour back 829 00:36:16,429 --> 00:36:18,264 no matter what, forever. 830 00:36:18,264 --> 00:36:21,066 \h\h\h- Jessica Warren, you’re my best friend. 831 00:36:21,066 --> 00:36:23,264 \h\h\h\h\hAnd I promise I will never hurt you. 832 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:26,264 And I will have your back \h\h\h\h\hno matter what. 833 00:36:26,264 --> 00:36:28,660 \hForever. - Forever. 834 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:31,429 - Okay. - Okay. 835 00:36:31,429 --> 00:36:34,297 [soft music] 836 00:36:34,297 --> 00:36:37,231 - My God, those dresses \h\h\h\h\h\hwere ugly. 837 00:36:37,231 --> 00:36:40,165 - Those little geeks \h\h\h\h\hhad dreams. 838 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:42,231 - They did. Didn’t they? 839 00:36:42,231 --> 00:36:44,099 - Yeah. 840 00:36:44,099 --> 00:36:45,561 What happened to us? 841 00:36:45,561 --> 00:36:48,231 - Instead of pushing each other to be braver, 842 00:36:48,231 --> 00:36:52,330 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe--we stuck with what made us feel safe. 843 00:36:52,330 --> 00:36:54,066 - Each other. 844 00:36:54,066 --> 00:36:55,363 - We have to stop doing that. 845 00:36:55,363 --> 00:36:57,561 \h\h\h\h\hWe needed to cling to each other in high school, 846 00:36:57,561 --> 00:37:00,528 \h\h\h\hbut maybe being each other’s life rafts 847 00:37:00,528 --> 00:37:05,099 kept us from learning to swim \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon our own. 848 00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:07,561 - I think we need \h\hto break up. 849 00:37:07,561 --> 00:37:09,594 - Me too. 850 00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:11,495 ♪ ♪ 851 00:37:14,033 --> 00:37:16,495 I’m scared. \h- Me too.[both sniffle] 852 00:37:14,033 --> 00:37:16,495 - But I think we have \h\hto do it anyway. 853 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:17,099 - Yeah. 854 00:37:17,099 --> 00:37:21,000 \h\h\h\hAnd you’re gonna be more than okay without me. 855 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:21,528 Better than okay. 856 00:37:21,528 --> 00:37:23,594 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI mean, you’re gonna be amazing! 857 00:37:23,594 --> 00:37:27,528 \h\h\h\h\h\hYou and Ashton are gonna change the world. 858 00:37:27,528 --> 00:37:28,759 - You’re gonna be okay too. 859 00:37:28,759 --> 00:37:30,330 You’re gonna write that book 860 00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:33,528 and have a baby if you want to 861 00:37:33,528 --> 00:37:35,066 and build an empire. 862 00:37:35,066 --> 00:37:38,264 - [chuckles] [locks click] 863 00:37:40,330 --> 00:37:42,264 - But first... 864 00:37:42,264 --> 00:37:46,462 - We’re gonna rock this prom! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[chuckles] 865 00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:50,495 [rock music playing] 866 00:37:50,495 --> 00:37:54,231 ♪ ♪ 867 00:37:54,231 --> 00:37:55,330 - Oh, look. 868 00:37:55,330 --> 00:37:58,264 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hBreadsticks finally made it to prom. 869 00:37:58,264 --> 00:38:03,264 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I can’t believe I ever cared what you thought. 870 00:38:03,264 --> 00:38:05,297 - [scoffs] 871 00:38:05,297 --> 00:38:09,297 - [gasps] There’s your guy. 872 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,132 Better get your ass over there \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand get him. 873 00:38:14,132 --> 00:38:17,132 - Okay, I’m gonna get \hmy ass over there. 874 00:38:17,132 --> 00:38:22,297 ♪ ♪ 875 00:38:22,297 --> 00:38:24,429 - ♪ Love at first sight ♪ 876 00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:27,165 [ballad playing] 877 00:38:27,165 --> 00:38:30,429 - Can business partners dance? 878 00:38:30,429 --> 00:38:32,330 - Hell yes. \h\h- Yeah. 879 00:38:32,330 --> 00:38:33,429 [laughs] 880 00:38:33,429 --> 00:38:38,495 \h\h\h- ♪ As the wind beneath your wings ♪ 881 00:38:38,495 --> 00:38:40,198 - Aw. 882 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:44,396 [gasps] Hello! 883 00:38:44,396 --> 00:38:45,264 Hi. 884 00:38:45,264 --> 00:38:47,396 You look absolutely beautiful. 885 00:38:47,396 --> 00:38:49,000 - [chuckles] Thanks. 886 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,297 - Uh, do you see them \h\h\h\h\hover there? 887 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:53,528 Yeah, I think they have \h\h\hthat love energy 888 00:38:53,528 --> 00:38:56,693 I was telling you about. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h[chuckles] 889 00:38:56,693 --> 00:39:00,363 - You know, I’ve been thinking \h\h\h\h\h\h\habout love energy 890 00:39:00,363 --> 00:39:05,000 and friend energy and us. 891 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,132 \h\h- Uh-oh. - I love you. 892 00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:11,066 But we have friend energy. 893 00:39:11,066 --> 00:39:14,528 - No, we--we--we are-- \h\h\h- We’re friends. 894 00:39:14,528 --> 00:39:16,000 We’re good friends. 895 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,759 \hAnd I want more, and so should you. 896 00:39:19,759 --> 00:39:23,495 \h\h\h\h- Gina-- - Look, I get it. 897 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:27,363 \h\hYou’re new at this, and I was a safe space. 898 00:39:27,363 --> 00:39:30,099 But love should be \h\ha little scary. 899 00:39:30,099 --> 00:39:33,033 - ♪ When you feel blue ♪ 900 00:39:33,033 --> 00:39:36,363 ♪ I’ll always show you I can ♪ 901 00:39:36,363 --> 00:39:41,231 ♪ So just don’t go too far ♪ 902 00:39:41,231 --> 00:39:46,462 ♪ Unless your love \h\h\hdon’t come ♪ 903 00:39:46,462 --> 00:39:48,429 ♪ I’ll be there for you ♪ 904 00:39:48,429 --> 00:39:51,165 - Pardon me, mademoiselle. 905 00:39:51,165 --> 00:39:53,231 Would you care to dance? 906 00:39:53,231 --> 00:39:56,462 - Gina just dumped me. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. 907 00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:58,561 - ♪ So just don’t go too far ♪ 908 00:39:58,561 --> 00:40:02,429 - Then I’m afraid \hI must insist. 909 00:40:02,429 --> 00:40:05,495 - ♪ Unless your love \h\h\h\hdon’t come ♪ 910 00:40:05,495 --> 00:40:08,363 ♪ I’ll be there for you ♪ 911 00:40:08,363 --> 00:40:10,561 ♪ When you feel blue ♪ 912 00:40:10,561 --> 00:40:17,231 ♪ I’ll always show you \h\hI care, oh, yeah ♪ 913 00:40:17,231 --> 00:40:23,495 ♪ ♪ 914 00:40:23,495 --> 00:40:27,066 [lively Latin music] 915 00:40:27,066 --> 00:40:34,165 ♪ ♪ 916 00:40:36,264 --> 00:40:41,429 - Do you want to dance? \h\h\h\h\h- Yes, I do. 917 00:40:41,429 --> 00:40:44,099 - What is happening? 918 00:40:44,099 --> 00:40:51,330 ♪ ♪ 919 00:40:53,297 --> 00:40:55,000 Did you know about this? 920 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,231 - Of course. \h[chuckles] 921 00:40:56,231 --> 00:40:58,198 I know everything. 922 00:40:58,198 --> 00:41:05,429 ♪ ♪ 923 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,759 - [laughs] 924 00:41:22,759 --> 00:41:27,495 - What changed your mind? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You. 925 00:41:28,396 --> 00:41:32,165 [cheers and applause] 926 00:41:32,165 --> 00:41:39,264 ♪ ♪ 927 00:41:49,627 --> 00:41:52,660 [upbeat music] 928 00:41:52,660 --> 00:42:00,264 ♪ ♪