- Previously...
Welcome to Fantasy Island.
[alarm beeping] Fine. You win.
Take him. Go.
- Well, Javier seems to have
a spring in his step today too.
- Okay--smiles.
- I love you.
But we have friend energy.
- Only child of a single mom.
Carrying my own bag since I was five.
I was conceived in the middle of a hurricane.
Hurricane Helene.
- You're gonna be okay.
- My fantasy is to find my biological father.
He's not even looking for me.
I mean, what if he doesn't even care that I...I exist?
This is gonna sound crazy,
but I think I'm your daughter.
- I was in the jungle there in Hurricane Helene.
This way, I found shelter.
- Gina just...found me.
Isla. - Hi.
- I have never seen Elenita happier.
- Do you wanna dance? - Yes, I do.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Oh, and I thought maybe Helene would be here,
meet her dad at the plane.
- She's not one for being up this early.
We can't tell if it's part of mourning her mother
or it's just who she is.
- Mm. Well, I'm sure it's just temporary.
Wait a minute. You said "we."
- Did I? - Yes.
We, we, we all the way home--
- Are you almost done? - Probably not.
Oh, it's just I would love to see you two get serious.
[gasps] Oh, wait. What's that I hear?
- Don't say wedding bells. Please.
- It's that I was happy with Mel for 50 years.
Marriage is a blessing.
[light music]
- Ugh, just kill me now!
- Ah, they're both window seats, Dolly.
It's all window seats.
- You took the one on the left
so that I would have to look straight into the sun.
- I didn't do the calculations, Dolly,
- What calculations? It's the sun!
You're familiar with its movements.
- Now she thinks I'm colluding with the sun.
- I present to you Dutch and Dolly Paymer,
here to celebrate their anniversary.
- Oh.
[dreamy music]
* *
- Welcome to Fantasy Island, and happy anniversary, huh?
34 years! - It only feels like 70.
- He thinks it doesn't count if he mumbles it.
- [laughs]
- And now you're empty nesters.
- And we're looking at the next 34
stretching out in front of us like a long and mumbling road.
And he's either at work, or lately,
he's been at the gym all the time,
which is very suspicious.
And does he talk to me? No.
- Well, maybe you could put a little retail therapy on it.
- Our wedding. 18 years old.
We knew each other three weeks when we got engaged.
- Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
- Dutch!
- You disagree?
- No, I-I agree.
I just--I don't like when he says it.
- Hmm. So tell me, what can the Island do for you?
- Our fantasy is to know
if we should spend our golden years together.
- Or if they'd be more golden apart.
I mean, it could go either way.
- We both had parents who were divorced
and they were miserable, so we want to know.
- Look at you sweet babies.
So young...[chuckles]. Then kids in the house.
Maybe you could use your time here
getting to know each other again.
- Ha. We know...each other.
- No, I know every thought, sound,
and smell this man can make.
- Well, sometimes we see
and we smell...
what we expect.
- I read once that every marriage
has six people in it
because each person is who they think they are,
who the other person thinks they are,
and who they really are.
- Well, you don't want six of us here.
- I tend to agree. This office isn't big enough.
- The Island isn't big enough. - The Island isn't big enough.
- Ah. Maybe you are more in sync than you thought.
Right? Let's get started.
You'll be shown to your suites right away.
- Um...suites? - Correct.
- I guess separate suites make sense. Ha.
- I don't know if I'll be able to sleep.
- Really?
- Can somebody bring me some chunks of ice
in the shape of her feet to really...
- Stop! - Make me feel home.
- Just stop! - Please.
- Unbelievable! I don't know-- if you're gonna
behave like that... - It was just a joke.
- Why are we even coming here?
Just don't talk to me. - [Dutch sighs]
- You think they want their picture back?
[bright music]
- Hey, I got you something on the mainland.
- Is it a car?
- Uh...it's a flamingo.
You know what, I-I thought--
but now I realize... - No, you--
- It's not exactly... - You know what? It's cool.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna name him Dave.
- It's a kid's gift. Sorry.
I'm still trying to work this...
- It's great...okay?
I...I really like it.
[funny voice] Thanks for coming by.
- [chuckles] Right.
Hey, you maybe want to... grab something to eat?
- Uh, yeah, sure. Breakfast later sounds great.
- It's 2:00 p.m.
- Oh.
Pretty.
[bright percussive music]
- [humming]
- [sighs]
* *
Hmm...
- [humming]
* *
[sighs] Ahh... [giggles]
Mine, mine, mine.
Not...picking those up.
Heaven.
[knock on door]
- Hello. I'm here to collect your wedding ring.
- Oh, my ring?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay. [both chuckle]
Ha.
- Oh... - I don't know if I can...
- Got it. - [light laugh]
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, absolutely.
Separate suites. Separate lives--here you go.
Am I sensing a "hall pass" sort of situation?
- And the rings are off.
- Wow. Marriage goes poof just like that.
- We'll see.
People steer their own futures, even here.
- Oh, speaking of futures, I'll let you two just get to...
- Oh, hey no. Actually, Ruby, I'd like to talk to you.
- Javier, I don't think anyone knows how to be a parent.
- Yeah, but most people get a starter model to warm up on.
I got one that's fully functional and hates me.
- Okay. She doesn't hate you.
You just met, and she's still trying to figure it all out.
And on top of that, bless her,
she's mourning her mother.
- And that's something that I should be helping with.
And a plushie clearly wasn't the answer.
- I really wish I had some better advice,
but the truth is someone her age
just isn't gonna open up right away to someone over 30.
Not even you--you're just gonna have to be patient.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Wait, what? - You. You're not over 30.
I mean, not as far as she knows.
Can you talk to her?
I just wanna find out what she needs me to be.
- Okay. You know what, for you, I will do that.
- All right. - Yes.
You know, I'm actually picking up on the vibes, okay?
I can text like the wind and with emojis.
I can do the winged eyeliner.
- Very convincing. - Really you think so?
- Yeah, I do. - [squeals] Ha ha ha!
Thank you! I got this.
- There's Goldman doing a massive fake-out...
- 'Nother Zombie, sir? - Oh, sure.
I don't usually drink,
but these tropical things go down easy.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I think I'd like something with an umbrella.
- Down the middle--oh!
[guests cheering] [Dutch groans]
[thud] Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
[light music]
- Oh...I'm sorry, ma'am.
- Ohh. Does anybody know the drunk guy?
- There you go. - Oh, God.
I just got a little dizzy.
- Oh, I'm familiar with that kind of dizzy.
This will help.
- Oh...ohh.
- [chuckles] - Ahh...that feels good.
I'm so embarrassed.
- Oh, we've all been embarrassed.
I saw John Bon Jovi on the street once,
paparazzi all around him.
So I took a big breath and I yelled,
"Hey, John Bon Jovi!"
And my skirt fell down.
- Ha ha ha ha. No.
- To my ankles.
Oh, that clip was on repeat on "Talk Soup."
- My name's Dutch. - Dolly.
- Hello, Dolly.
Ohh... forget I said that.
- Everybody does it. [laughs]
And I'll just get this out upfront.
Um...I have two grown kids, recently divorced.
That's why I'm here.
- Divorce recovery fantasy. Ha ha. Same.
I wonder what else we have in common?
- Well, um...I'm anti-broccoli, pro-science.
Twitter before Instagram.
Chunky over smooth.
- Best "SNL" cast.
- Can't beat Gilda. - Ah. Damn right.
Wanna go for a walk?
- You think you can?
- Oh, ha, let's find out.
- So a stuffed flamingo?
- Yeah, I know. - Hmm.
- She's not seven, but I didn't know her when she was seven.
Maybe I just... wanted that feeling.
- Oh, well, I think it was a very nice gesture.
No, look, I suspect that she's going to treasure it.
- I suspect it's in a dumpster.
[both laughing]
- You know what's interesting? - Hmm?
- Seeing you as a father.
- Ah, does it make me seem older?
And before you say anything, the answer is no.
- Not older, but more mature.
- Stop. - In a good away.
Okay--responsible.
- Uh... - Mmm...
Come here.
You seem like a good man.
Someone to lean on,
someone that is kind,
someone with a loving heart.
- Okay. Better.
- I kinda confess... - Mm-hmm.
- I don't think I have ever been attracted
to a dad-bod before.
- Whoa! Okay. I do not have a dad-bod!
- You're right. Let me see.
Prove it. - Are you kidding me?
- I'm not! - Come here.
Come here. - Let me see that--oh!
- Oh yeah. How about that?
I'm right here for you, baby.
[mellow guitar]
* *
[rooster crows]
* *
- "And as the sun rose, dripping from the sea,
"the truth shown there in front of me,
"that farther than the sky from land
is the gap between two grains of sand."
- That's beautiful. I can't believe you wrote that.
- [laughs]
It's supposed to be about how sometimes the thing you want
is closer than you realize. - Right.
And yet that doesn't make it any easier to find.
- Exactly!
Wow.
I didn't know that was clear.
- Well, it's clear because it's true.
- You know, difficult doesn't mean impossible.
And I think that we're just as likely as young people
to find that thing that changes everything.
- [chuckling] Young people.
They think that one person can be everything.
- Well, maybe they could
if they grow and changed together.
I mean, my ex and I...
- No change, no grow?
- Oh, we changed, but... not together.
Yeah. We got to the point where
I don't even think he saw me.
And I so wanted to be seen.
- Did you tell him that? - [sighs] Uh...
Maybe if he'd ever listened,
you know, if we'd been able to talk like we're doing.
I just was shouting into a void
and the shouting-- that was a mistake on my side.
- Ah, I'm sure you weren't shouting
as loudly as you thought you were.
My ex--ha. She's a shouter.
It's the kind of person where if you give her a necklace,
she thinks that means you're gonna strangle her with it.
- Which you definitely never wanted to do?
- [laughs] No, never.
- Ha ha. You know what? That's the past--screw it.
Tell me about the future.
- Well, in the near future, I was thinking about
sharing a cup of strong black coffee with you.
- You keep reading my mind.
Can we get something unbearably sweet with it?
- I think you're unbearably sweet.
That was dumb.
Was that dumb? I mean, you're a poet.
- It's perfect.
[bright music]
* *
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hmm.
Wednesday Addams goes to the pool?
- Housekeeping kicked me out of my room.
So I decided to schlep it down here and wait it out.
- A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single schlep.
- Ms. Rourke, we know what you did.
- There was no way that we met by chance.
I don't know how you did it,
but somehow you managed to pull off something
that neither of us could even dare to ask for.
- You found the perfect person for each of us
and brought us together.
And guess what. It worked.
- We're getting married! - We're getting married!
- How 'bout that?
- She's funny. And we just click.
I mean, when you know...
[together] You know.
- [giggles] That keeps happening.
- She's free-spirited.
She writes the most beautiful poetry,
and she can shake me outta my routine.
- And he's so steady, but he's also curious about the world
and he knows things--
acupuncture, architecture,
alternative medicine.
- We didn't get past the letter A.
[laughter] - Dutch actually likes me.
With my ex,
I felt like he just saw this monster.
And then I started seeing it.
- I don't see a monster. - Ohh...
- I feel like I need to point out
that you got married to your former spouses very quickly.
I don't wanna see you repeating any mistakes.
- We're not fools.
We talked about all the important stuff--
religion, politics, moral core.
- Oh, he's got a moral core.
- But you see, uh, big things are important,
but small things matter too.
Little resentments that pile up.
- Oh, we'll work through all those.
- That's easy.
- Well, it certainly sounds like
you know exactly what you want.
And if there's anything Fantasy Island knows how to do
is throw a wedding.
[both giggling]
[dynamic music]
* *
- Thanks so much for helping.
You know, it's all been such a rush.
- Hey, it keeps my mind off myself, so...
- Mm. Mm.
You all right? Seriously.
It's been a lot lately.
I know.
And your whole life changed overnight.
New home. New...father.
- Well, I don't have an old father,
and my new home is paradise,
so...I'm doing fine.
- Um, just...[small laugh] you know, being our age,
I mean, everyone is always like,
"Come on, millennials, get with the program."
And we are just like...
I get it. Yeah.
It is really hard to be on fleek.
- Fleek? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
When the struggle is real, I can't even...
- Okay, just stop. Are you really 25?
- I mean...kinda.
- So...kind of no.
- Is it that obvious?
- We're not millennials. They're in their 30s.
We are Gen-Z, but we don't say that.
Also fleek--no.
"The struggle is real"--no.
And I can't even with "I can't even."
- Damn. I thought I had it.
- How old are you?
- 75.
- Wow! - Mm.
- You look good. - Okay.
- Island Magic or something?
- Mm-hmm.
- We can fix this. - Hmm.
- We can make you act your new age.
To start, do not use a cry/laugh emoji.
- But it's so adorable. - It's wrong.
And you should just feel that it's wrong.
- Okay! All right.
- Here's a thought.
- Hmm? - What if we just
grab one of those bottles and get out of here?
And I can give you some youth lessons.
- Ha ha. Walking out on my job? Uh...
- I mean, it is a 20-something thing to do.
- Let's do it. Yeah. Okay.
[laughing] Run! Come on!
- I guess it'd be cool if they got married,
Roarke and Javier, but I don't know.
Do marriages work?
- Mine did.
- You were a lesbian married to a dude.
- [laughing] Okay.
I mean, it wasn't perfect,
but it was better than whatever I've found since.
I mean, Dr. Gina, it was so right, you know?
Like, she was a woman.
- Should have more criteria.
- Wow. You know what? I put back on my wedding ring.
Just a signal to the world that I am...done.
I mean, what's the point?
- Yes!
Yes. Yes.
What is the point is very 20-something.
- Yay. Ha ha.
Cheers.
To...nihilism.
[string music plays]
* *
- Dutch and Dolly,
your two souls have found each other
on our beautiful Island,
and you have decided to combine your lives
as quickly as possible.
So I don't wanna waste any precious time.
Dutch, do you vow to love,
honor, and cherish Dolly-Louise?
- I sure do.
- Dolly, do you vow to love, honor,
and cherish Dutch?
- I do.
- You may put the rings onto each other's fingers.
[mystical whoosh]
[whoosh]
I now declare you--
- Wait. [music warps, stops]
Oh, something's wrong. - Oh, hell no.
- We did it again?
What-- are you drinking again?
- Ice. - Ice. Oh, nice.
You know, an ice angel isn't gonna help you.
- This is not what we asked for.
- You wanted to know if you should stay together,
and the Island gave you a clean slate.
You could choose each other again or not.
It appears that you chose.
- No, we absolutely did not. You tricked us.
- Worse than that, you played with us.
- You clearly think our marriage is some kind of game.
- No.
[dramatic music]
Now it's a game.
- Welcome to "This Is Your Marriage,"
the game of malicious assumptions.
[cheers and applause]
- I miss my mom.
- Yeah.
- Just confirms that there's no reward for being good.
You know, she was my only tether,
and now it just kind of feels like I'm floating.
- You went looking for another tether.
- I just thought if I figured out who my dad is
then I would figure out who I'm supposed to be.
But like maybe if like there's somebody that cares about me
and he's got like wisdom or something...
- Yeah. Makes sense.
- But then I meet this guy who's like--don't get me wrong,
he's cool and all, but like,
I don't know what it's supposed to feel like to have a dad.
- Maybe he would feel more like a dad to you if you tried,
I don't know, calling him Dad?
- Yeah, no, no. I'm not there yet. Sorry.
- You know, I remember watching Mel with our kids,
and he was so patient,
and he always had the best advice like my dad used to.
But then later he'd come to me and be like, you know,
"Did I say the right thing? Was that good?"
I realized that he didn't really know.
You know, probably my dad didn't either.
- We're back to "What's the point?"
- No, wait, hold on.
The point is that he was trying, okay?
We had this one daughter of ours
that was just a bundle of trouble,
but he never gave up. Never.
He was always finding new ways to help.
And that's what makes a dad.
Now, sure, it takes time, but the beautiful thing
is Javier wants to be a dad to you.
But he just doesn't know how any more than Mel.
So let him try, you know,
and maybe you need to try a little on your end too.
[lively music, audience cheers]
- Our contestants are Dutch and Dolly Paymer.
They hail from Toledo, Ohio, and share a mortgage,
two grown kids, and a pug named Snuffles.
Is their marriage a source of mutual strength,
or a handcuffed march to the grave?
audience: Ooh! - Let's spin that wheel.
- What the holy hell is going on?
- Oh, it is simple. This is your chance to discover
how clearly you see your spouse.
You prove that you see each other accurately,
and you win big.
But if you only see what you expect to see
based on your own ungenerous assumptions,
then you have to pay the penalty.
- Penalty? - Mm-hmm.
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
Well, now that we all know the rules,
let's check out the first category.
- Who knows the rules? Nobody.
- What rules?
- Are You Trying to Push my Buttons?
Dutch, why does Dolly open the window
in the middle of the night?
- Okay, we're not playing, so don't answer him, Dutch.
- You told me you knew each other
when you first arrived
and then you said it all over again
when you met each other with a blank slate.
It's the one constant. Should be very easy to prove.
- She does it to wake me up.
[audience cheers] - Dutch is right.
Dolly does it to wake him up.
Follow-up question to Dutch. Why does she want you awake?
- To make me miserable? [buzzer]
- Oh no. I'm sorry.
She actually does it because
she confronts her deepest fears in the middle of the night
and she feels less alone when you're awake too.
- Really?
- Yeah. I'm sorry, Dutch,
but we're gonna have to take that one away from you.
We're gonna count that as wrong.
- Oh. - Hey! No way.
- Remember the rules.
- We don't know the rules! - We don't know the rules!
- If one of you sinks, you both sink.
That's how marriage works.
- Next round.
Dolly, from the question, Are You Even Listening:
why does Dutch ask you to stay close by him at parties?
- Because he wants to be able to swoop in
in case I say something he considers embarrassing.
[buzzer] - What?
- Ooh! 0 for 2.
No, actually, he gets anxious around people he doesn't know,
and having you nearby makes him feel better.
audience: Aw! - Oh, I didn't know that.
- I've told you a hundred times.
- Well, I guess I wasn't listening.
[thunder rumbles] Wait, what the hell is that now?
- Oh, it's the Lightning Round.
- Relax, Dolly. That's not real lightning.
This better not be real lightning.
- Here's a category.
Guess Why I'm Mad.
Dutch, why did Dolly
throw out your golf clubs after you told her not to?
- To keep me from golfing? - Ah.
- Because I like it? [buzzer]
- Incorrect. [both yelling]
- Whoa! - Be very careful here.
- I like you staying home with me,
which I told you a hundred times.
- Oh, Dolly, that's so nice,
but it's not exactly true either.
You also think it's a huge waste of money.
- No, no! It wasn't my turn to answer.
And I didn't answer.
- Lightning Round rules.
- We don't know the rules!
- You need to really try to see each other.
Come on. I know you can do this.
[cracking] - Uh-oh.
- Where are these sounds coming from?
- That means it's our Sudden Death Round.
Well, actually, it's more of a slow suffocation.
- Okay, you can't kill us. - What?
- The Island isn't killing you.
The way you're treating your marriage is killing you.
- All right. Dolly,
Dutch has been watching his diet and going to the gym.
Why?
- Well, it's classic, isn't it?
He's either got someone else
or he's looking for someone else.
[buzzer] - Incorrect.
- Aah! - Aah!
- Next question. - Wait, wait, was that wrong?
Why?
- Sudden Death rules.
Dutch, why have you been
checking the balance on your joint account every week?
Careful now.
- Because she's been transferring money
into her personal account.
That's what you do when you're about to leave.
[buzzer] - No, that's not right.
Very mysterious.
- $20,000. I know you're going.
- I'm not leaving you, Dutch.
- You should. - Wait, I should?
- There's one more question, guys.
- Shut up. I have a question.
Dutch, Dutch. Look at me.
What is going on with you? [whispering] Just tell me.
[suspenseful music]
* *
- I want out.
- Oh-ho! That's correct! [cheers and applause]
Great job, Paymers!
[pop]
[lively music]
- You want out? Of our marriage.
- I'm sorry.
[quiet music]
* *
- [squeals] - Oh, sorry.
Didn't see you there. - It's my fault.
I was creeping. I've been making a list.
- Okay. - It's a list of things
that you need to understand.
First, I bite my nails sometimes.
- I know you do. - Okay, no, wait.
Because this is serious.
Look, I'm biting my nails, right?
- Sexy. - Stop, Javier.
No, it's gonna look like I'm bored,
but really I'm anxious.
So you need to not call me on it.
And I also--I hum when I drive long distances,
you know, the same little tune over and over and over again.
And it's gonna seem like I'm trying to make you crazy,
but actually, I don't even hear it.
That one you should call me on.
- Noted. - Also if I want you to eat
something that you don't want to eat,
it's because I generally like generally feel
that it's gonna make you happier,
but I'll stop if you want me to--capiche?
- Okay. - Ah, and if I leave things
out on the countertop, it doesn't mean that
I don't respectful where you live, okay?
I just...I forget.
- So we have a countertop.
Is it a butcher block or marble?
- Okay. That not the issue. Come on.
- Okay. Got it. It's a good list.
For the record, I hate olives. - What?
Well, obviously you haven't had the good ones.
'Cause olives are really good. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, okay! No olives.
- Thank you. But Elena, did you
really think little stuff like this would bother me?
- Oh, not at first, but little assumptions.
They pile up, right?
And if you don't take them off the pile right away,
you know, they build up, and over the years,
it's gonna bite us right in the ass.
- Over the years?
- Yes.
Over the years.
So you have to take it seriously.
Hmm? - I promise to do my best
to remember those even after all those years.
And if I mess up, don't assume I don't care.
I sometimes forget too.
- All right. - Good deal.
[light music]
* *
- No, wait, no, hold on.
No, that part's like super needy.
Do dial it back. - Okay.
- It's a little defensive, that part in the middle.
- All right. Okay.
- Okay. Read it back.
- Okay. "Gina.
"Sorry I wasn't what I should have been.
You were right. I was..."
[laughing]
"Maybe out of my head."
Oh, wait, no, no laughing/crying emoji.
You don't--no, yeah. - No, no.
- Okay. "And I'm thinking you're right.
"I could do better, but also what if I couldn't
"because sometimes people can't, and doesn't even matter.
So call me, please. What if I'm sorry?"
And then six question marks after.
- Swoosh it on out there.
- Really? - Swoosh it.
- Swoosh!
It's gone. That is gone.
Oh! I feel so much lighter.
You know, I am so not afraid anymore.
Whoa. Like I don't--I don't need to be done, right?
Like I don't need to tell the world that I'm done!
[laughs]
Wait. No, no, no, no. Oh, God. Oh, wait--
What is that? Did you see it?
- You are a brave woman.
- I mean there's-- did you see that?
- You are brave and smart.
- Oh. - And old.
- Okay.
- But you're young and you're young.
- Wait, you said young twice.
- No, no. You did young twice.
And I think that is so dope.
And the advice that you gave about Javier is great.
And you're my awesome granny friend.
And I love you. I love you.
- Ohh...
- You okay? What's wrong?
- [vomits] - Oh, okay.
- Sorry. - No, that's okay.
- Sorry. - That's okay.
- Are you dying?
- I mean, everybody's dying, right?
I'm just doing it a little faster than you, maybe.
- We have to talk to the cardiologist
and find out what to do.
- I've done that. It's a valve disease.
- Oh my God. - I can manage it.
All I have to do is lower my cholesterol and get in shape.
- Okay. So this is why you've been passing out,
isn't it?
And why you're suddenly into alternative medicine.
- I figure whatever works.
- And why you've been going to the gym.
- Right.
I'm not looking for somebody new.
- So you really don't want out.
- I knew you were thinking of leaving.
And if I sprang this hard thing on you,
you just feel manipulated, burdened.
- Dutch. I want you to burden me.
I want to take care of you. I was never leaving you.
- Well, the 20k says otherwise
- I got into this poetry writing retreat--
a month in Tuscany.
Super elite. I didn't tell you
because I knew that you'd think it was a waste of money.
- Not true.
- Come on. - Okay. Yeah.
Honestly, before this trip,
I probably would've thought that, but not anymore.
And it's kind of terrifying, you being in Tuscany
meeting interesting, talented people.
- You're afraid of losing me?
- I love you.
Even when things are bad
and I want you there more than I don't want you there.
- Well, I love you too.
And I want you there more than I don't want you there.
- Ah, we have to stop assuming
we know what the other person's thinking.
- Yeah. Yeah, we have
clearly proven that we're pretty terrible at it.
After we see a cardiologist, you wanna go to Tuscany?
- Hell, yes.
[soft guitar music]
- * As long as I have you *
- I see you.
- * As long as I have you *
- Yeah, I see you.
- * As long as I have you *
* As long as I have you *
* I'm home *
- This can wait. - [laughs]
Okay.
[phone buzzes]
- Something you have to take care of?
- Actually, I think this one is for both of us.
Hey.
- Mama?
- No, it's me, Elena. Come on. Let's get outta here.
- Oh, come on. Wait. Why are you both here?
- I heard from Gina. Something about a text.
- Oh, yeah. [laughing]
- Ruby's a terrible drunk.
- Is that right? I never knew.
- Turtle armature.
- Damn, wait. No. Total amateur.
- Okay. Okay. Let's go. Let's go.
- [stage whisper] Do you know she used to be old?
- You can tell me all about it
in the long stagger back to your room.
- Am I gonna get a lecture? - No.
- You need help with her?
- No, no. This is something I know to do.
- Okay. Bye!
- Ruby, let's go.
- All right, here we go. Let's get you to bed.
Okay.
All right, kiddo.
There's aspirin on the nightstand
when you wake up, okay?
Just find that little trash basket for you just in case.
You can just go to sleep now. I'll be right here.
- Thanks, Dad.
- You got your shoes all wet.
- Oh, ugh.
- I don't know if they're gonna be okay.
- Oh, too bad. You know,
I remembered something about being young tonight.
- Oh, what did you remember?
- Well, that being young * sucks *
[both laugh]
[phone buzzes] I hear a buzzing sound.
It's buzzing. - No, it's the phone.
It's the phone. - Hello?
- It's a text from Javier.
- Oh, what did he say?
- It says, "She called me Dad."
- Good morning. - Mm. That is your opinion.
And can you please turn the sun down a notch?
Well, what is the point of having a magical island
if it doesn't have a dimmer?
- Oh, thank you so much. We hated a lot of it.
- But it led us back to each other,
which we really needed.
- Oh, it was my pleasure.
We've got a call later with the kids.
- They're gonna be so surprised we're not fighting.
They're gonna think we're dying,
- Which we are gonna do everything we can to try
to make sure it doesn't happen anytime soon.
- Never. - Ever.
- I bet your kids are gonna be very happy for you.
Family like that, that's a gift.
- Javier is a new father. - Oh, we love babies.
- Well, it's actually a-- Yes, thank you. Thank you.
- Treasure this time.
- But don't let 'em distract you from other things
that are just as important.
- Oh...
- Never.
- Oh yeah.
I'm definitely hearing the sweet sound of--
- Don't say it.
* *