1 00:00:07,323 --> 00:00:09,143 (BIRDS CHIRP) 2 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,583 (SPOON CLINKS) 3 00:00:11,683 --> 00:00:14,043 (TRAIN RATTLES PAST) 4 00:00:19,643 --> 00:00:21,103 REEMA: I might head off, then. 5 00:00:21,203 --> 00:00:23,823 I think I've moved through denial into shock. 6 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:26,183 Is that the next phase? 7 00:00:26,283 --> 00:00:29,423 Um, yeah, maybe. 8 00:00:29,523 --> 00:00:33,063 Who leaves their partner at 35 weeks pregnant? (SOBS) 9 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,023 I'm sure she hasn't abandoned you. 10 00:00:35,123 --> 00:00:37,423 I'm gonna be alone! 11 00:00:37,523 --> 00:00:39,423 With a baby. 12 00:00:39,523 --> 00:00:41,883 Why is this happening to me? 13 00:00:43,123 --> 00:00:45,703 (BREATHES RAPIDLY) 14 00:00:45,803 --> 00:00:49,023 This is because this is a major life decision 15 00:00:49,123 --> 00:00:50,943 and I didn't think this through, isn't it? 16 00:00:51,043 --> 00:00:52,143 -VINCE: No. -No! 17 00:00:52,243 --> 00:00:54,503 -No way. Nuh. -REEMA: No, of course not. 18 00:00:54,603 --> 00:00:58,503 Anyway, my mum says every parent learns on the job. 19 00:00:58,603 --> 00:01:01,703 So...that's positive. 20 00:01:01,803 --> 00:01:03,803 My parents don't speak to me. 21 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:10,223 What if I don't speak to her in 30 years? 22 00:01:10,323 --> 00:01:12,843 VINCE: That's not gonna happen. 23 00:01:13,883 --> 00:01:15,703 Do they know about the baby? 24 00:01:15,803 --> 00:01:17,743 Oh, no. 25 00:01:17,843 --> 00:01:18,743 (SNIFFLES) 26 00:01:18,843 --> 00:01:22,783 Oh, Ariel, I'm sorry. 27 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:26,683 (CHIME-LIKE VOCAL MUSIC) 28 00:01:33,203 --> 00:01:34,983 -Hello! -Hey! 29 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:36,663 I'm so sorry I'm late. 30 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,463 I started to think you weren't coming, and... (LAUGHS) 31 00:01:39,563 --> 00:01:40,703 Why? 32 00:01:40,803 --> 00:01:44,663 Well, you've been a little...preoccupied lately. 33 00:01:44,763 --> 00:01:46,223 Just been so busy. 34 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:48,823 I am starving. 35 00:01:48,923 --> 00:01:50,923 And... 36 00:01:52,123 --> 00:01:56,523 ..I've noticed a definite downward turn in our... 37 00:01:59,043 --> 00:02:00,023 In our what? 38 00:02:00,123 --> 00:02:02,183 You know, our... 39 00:02:02,283 --> 00:02:03,983 ..time together, you know? 40 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,863 Our incidence of time together. 41 00:02:06,963 --> 00:02:08,963 Wow. 42 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,663 That is... Whew! 43 00:02:11,763 --> 00:02:15,103 So romantic. A data-driven approach. 44 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,343 Well, come on, 45 00:02:17,443 --> 00:02:19,463 what's going on with us? 46 00:02:19,563 --> 00:02:23,583 -A positive curve in... -Incidence? 47 00:02:23,683 --> 00:02:26,863 Yeah, that would indicate advancing intimacy, 48 00:02:26,963 --> 00:02:28,963 but the pattern here is the opposite. 49 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,263 Yeah, you're right. 50 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,863 About what? Um... 51 00:02:37,963 --> 00:02:40,343 Is it about me, or... 52 00:02:40,443 --> 00:02:42,023 ..is it about Santi? 53 00:02:42,123 --> 00:02:43,983 Not everything is about Santi. 54 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:46,323 -OK. -I just feel like... 55 00:02:48,643 --> 00:02:50,063 (SIGHS) 56 00:02:50,163 --> 00:02:52,163 ..breakfast. 57 00:02:53,603 --> 00:02:55,603 (CHUCKLES) 58 00:02:56,163 --> 00:02:58,163 OK! 59 00:03:02,043 --> 00:03:03,583 -Hey... -Hey... 60 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,063 -You go. -No. (CHUCKLES) You go. 61 00:03:06,163 --> 00:03:07,423 (CHUCKLES) OK. 62 00:03:07,523 --> 00:03:11,463 Um, so my housemate's moving out in a couple of weeks. 63 00:03:11,563 --> 00:03:13,543 -Oh! -Yeah. 64 00:03:13,643 --> 00:03:15,343 Where's she going? 65 00:03:15,443 --> 00:03:19,563 She's moving in with her boyfriend and his mum. 66 00:03:21,163 --> 00:03:23,223 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 67 00:03:23,323 --> 00:03:25,143 People can make their own mistakes, no judgement. 68 00:03:25,243 --> 00:03:29,063 Um, but it got me thinking. 69 00:03:29,163 --> 00:03:31,343 We don't work together anymore, so... 70 00:03:31,443 --> 00:03:33,443 Would it be crazy if you moved in here? 71 00:03:35,203 --> 00:03:37,203 No! 72 00:03:37,923 --> 00:03:39,743 BOWIE: So he's got no idea 73 00:03:39,843 --> 00:03:41,943 you've been thinking about finding him for five years? 74 00:03:42,043 --> 00:03:43,423 No wonder you're freaking out. 75 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:46,263 I haven't been thinking about finding him for five years 76 00:03:46,363 --> 00:03:47,543 and I'm not freaking out... 77 00:03:47,643 --> 00:03:48,903 Shit, he's here. 78 00:03:49,003 --> 00:03:51,423 -(DOM CLEARS THROAT) -Hey! 79 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:54,743 -(LAUGHS) Hey! -Hello, Tim. How are you, mate? 80 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,183 (BOTH GRUNT) 81 00:03:56,283 --> 00:03:57,903 Thanks for coming. 82 00:03:58,003 --> 00:03:59,863 Didn't know we had company. 83 00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:02,263 -This is my son, Bowie. -Ah! 84 00:04:02,363 --> 00:04:05,623 Tim, really nice to meet you, mate. Heard a lot about you. 85 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,303 Great to meet you. 86 00:04:07,403 --> 00:04:09,863 -Bowie's here to get laid. -TIM: Ah! 87 00:04:09,963 --> 00:04:13,063 It's really devaluing, Dad, when you put it like that. 88 00:04:13,163 --> 00:04:15,023 Why don't you just, you know, use the apps 89 00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:16,423 like all the young people are doing? 90 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:18,023 Or like all the old people. 91 00:04:18,123 --> 00:04:21,743 Yeah. (LAUGHS) Bowie's against dating apps. 92 00:04:21,843 --> 00:04:25,463 Yeah, I find for-profit algorithms 93 00:04:25,563 --> 00:04:28,543 actually corrupt interpersonal exchange, you know? 94 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,923 Serendipity should ordain these things. 95 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:34,123 Fair enough. 96 00:04:39,483 --> 00:04:42,183 So, Bowie. What's your favourite record? 97 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,023 Ooh, um... 98 00:04:44,123 --> 00:04:46,983 'Hunky Dory' or 'Aladdin Sane'. 99 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,823 -Pick a lane. -Well, that's impossible. 100 00:04:48,923 --> 00:04:51,183 OK. It's Desert Island Discs. 101 00:04:51,283 --> 00:04:52,463 You can only take one. 102 00:04:52,563 --> 00:04:54,103 'Hunky Dory'. 103 00:04:54,203 --> 00:04:56,103 TIM: No. 104 00:04:56,203 --> 00:04:58,423 'Low' is Bowie's best album. 105 00:04:58,523 --> 00:05:01,343 That wasn't even in the options. 106 00:05:01,443 --> 00:05:04,543 'Marquee Moon' or 'Remain in Light'? 107 00:05:04,643 --> 00:05:05,943 Mixed artists. 108 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:07,223 Levelling up. 109 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:10,583 Hey, guys, why do you have to pick one? 110 00:05:10,683 --> 00:05:13,863 We've got the internet now. You can just take everything. 111 00:05:13,963 --> 00:05:15,963 Fuckin' young people. 112 00:05:16,603 --> 00:05:18,063 Well, I would have picked 'Marquee Moon'. 113 00:05:18,163 --> 00:05:20,163 Me too. 114 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,463 I was listening to the start of that Interpol song. 115 00:05:25,563 --> 00:05:27,343 VINCE: This thing has changed completely 116 00:05:27,443 --> 00:05:28,543 from what I signed up for. 117 00:05:28,643 --> 00:05:30,383 I'm just the donor. 118 00:05:30,483 --> 00:05:32,303 They're the family. 119 00:05:32,403 --> 00:05:33,623 Oh! (MUMBLES) 120 00:05:33,723 --> 00:05:36,143 I think the legal agreement you signed with them 121 00:05:36,243 --> 00:05:37,743 says otherwise, but OK. 122 00:05:37,843 --> 00:05:39,823 Mm. Mm. Mm-hm. 123 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,623 (SIGHS) Pranayama breaths. 124 00:05:42,723 --> 00:05:43,983 -That's it. -(BREATHES DEEPLY) 125 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:46,163 REEMA: Yeah, OK. 126 00:05:48,443 --> 00:05:50,443 Whew. 127 00:05:50,963 --> 00:05:52,743 I probably should have thought this through, huh? 128 00:05:52,843 --> 00:05:54,863 You probably should have, yeah. 129 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:56,963 (REEMA CHUCKLES) 130 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,483 At least I didn't get married. 131 00:06:01,563 --> 00:06:03,683 That was perfect in theory, actually. 132 00:06:05,403 --> 00:06:07,183 But it wasn't, so who knows? 133 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:10,163 Maybe this dumpster fire will turn out beautifully. 134 00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:14,983 Maybe it'll be different to how you thought it would be 135 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,903 but you'll make it work. 136 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:19,843 (ARIEL CRIES) 137 00:06:21,523 --> 00:06:23,023 I better... 138 00:06:23,123 --> 00:06:25,503 Yeah, of course. 139 00:06:25,603 --> 00:06:27,423 -Oh, OK. -Go. 140 00:06:27,523 --> 00:06:28,943 (VINCE CHUCKLES) 141 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:31,043 Um... 142 00:06:31,843 --> 00:06:33,843 ..you reckon you can stay for a bit? 143 00:06:35,403 --> 00:06:37,403 Team Vince. 144 00:06:39,803 --> 00:06:41,863 (ARIEL SOBS) 145 00:06:41,963 --> 00:06:44,443 (GENTLE, CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC) 146 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,183 TIM: ..player in that. 147 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,383 Yeah, no, that's 'Dub...' 148 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:52,863 That's...yeah, that's, um, Beats International. 149 00:06:52,963 --> 00:06:54,463 -TIM: Beats International... -'Dub Be Good To Me'. 150 00:06:54,563 --> 00:06:55,823 -..ended up being Fatboy Slim. -Yeah. 151 00:06:55,923 --> 00:06:57,423 TIM: The bass player, did you know that? 152 00:06:57,523 --> 00:06:59,143 (DOM LAUGHS) 153 00:06:59,243 --> 00:07:01,243 What is going on? 154 00:07:02,243 --> 00:07:03,743 Where's the content here? 155 00:07:03,843 --> 00:07:06,783 Pfft! Another flame-out, huh? 156 00:07:06,883 --> 00:07:08,883 Pretty low strike rate, Boz. 157 00:07:10,123 --> 00:07:12,123 Is that right? 158 00:07:12,563 --> 00:07:16,903 Hey, have...have you heard about Brover, Tim? 159 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,463 TIM: What's Brover? 160 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,983 Dad's app. 161 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:21,263 You were the muse. 162 00:07:21,363 --> 00:07:22,743 -Me?! -Yeah. 163 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,303 What, the incel app? That was in the news. 164 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,663 -It's not an in... -That's you? 165 00:07:27,763 --> 00:07:29,763 Yes, and you weren't the... 166 00:07:31,323 --> 00:07:34,503 (SIGHS) It came out of a genuine desire 167 00:07:34,603 --> 00:07:37,063 to facilitate fraternal friendships. 168 00:07:37,163 --> 00:07:41,063 Didn't it make a right-wing terrorist watch list? 169 00:07:41,163 --> 00:07:43,823 No. No, it didn't, and don't laugh. 170 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:45,863 Some of the users did. 171 00:07:45,963 --> 00:07:48,623 But, jeez, I mean, you accidentally enable 172 00:07:48,723 --> 00:07:49,903 some men's rights group 173 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,343 and suddenly you're part of the problem? 174 00:07:51,443 --> 00:07:53,423 You literally are, Dad. He is. 175 00:07:53,523 --> 00:07:55,823 Middle-aged white men 176 00:07:55,923 --> 00:07:57,743 have the right to be treated fairly. 177 00:07:57,843 --> 00:07:58,943 DOM: Yes. 178 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,423 Because it's bloody tough for us right now. 179 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,983 -(LAUGHS) -Yeah? 180 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:07,463 We are the most marginalised demographic 181 00:08:07,563 --> 00:08:09,023 in the world today. 182 00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:10,743 -BOWIE: Are you? -WOMAN: That's it. I'm going. 183 00:08:10,843 --> 00:08:12,063 -BOWIE: Huh! -Us. 184 00:08:12,163 --> 00:08:14,903 (LAUGHS) 185 00:08:15,003 --> 00:08:17,003 You're the Brover guy. 186 00:08:17,843 --> 00:08:20,063 Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am. 187 00:08:20,163 --> 00:08:21,703 Yeah, actually no offence, 188 00:08:21,803 --> 00:08:24,063 but you're actually not welcome here. 189 00:08:24,163 --> 00:08:25,823 This is a safe space 190 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,903 and I think you should leave. 191 00:08:28,003 --> 00:08:30,003 White male supremacists? Honey, no. 192 00:08:31,683 --> 00:08:33,683 You too. 193 00:08:39,163 --> 00:08:41,943 -SANTI: Say hi to Uncle Bowie! -BOWIE: Hey! 194 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:45,383 (SANTI MAKES PLAYFUL GRUNTING NOISES) 195 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,423 Hey! 196 00:08:46,523 --> 00:08:47,703 -Hey, JJ. -Hi, Uncle Bowie. 197 00:08:47,803 --> 00:08:49,223 Hey, hey! 198 00:08:49,323 --> 00:08:50,823 -Oh. -Hey, man. 199 00:08:50,923 --> 00:08:52,743 -Hey. Can I... -Yeah. 200 00:08:52,843 --> 00:08:53,983 -Yeah. -Oh! 201 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:56,703 -Thanks for doing this. -No worries, hermano. 202 00:08:56,803 --> 00:09:00,383 -How have you been? -Yeah, I've been. 203 00:09:00,483 --> 00:09:01,863 (CHUCKLES) 204 00:09:01,963 --> 00:09:03,343 It's just a lame school thing 205 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,343 so I don't think it's gonna be a late one. 206 00:09:05,443 --> 00:09:06,863 Everything you need is in there. 207 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,823 So just give me a call if anything changes. 208 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,063 Yeah, cool. No dramas. 209 00:09:10,163 --> 00:09:11,303 -Hey, Santi... -Yeah. 210 00:09:11,403 --> 00:09:13,403 Do you think I'm attractive? 211 00:09:16,403 --> 00:09:19,943 (LAUGHS) Uh, I mean... 212 00:09:20,043 --> 00:09:21,743 You're... You're not my type. 213 00:09:21,843 --> 00:09:25,103 I'm an objectively beautiful person, right? 214 00:09:25,203 --> 00:09:28,703 Why can't I connect with anyone right now? 215 00:09:28,803 --> 00:09:30,803 Um... 216 00:09:31,603 --> 00:09:33,603 I dunno. I dunno, man. 217 00:09:34,763 --> 00:09:37,803 But you'll... You'll...find someone. 218 00:09:39,243 --> 00:09:42,263 While we're doing... 219 00:09:42,363 --> 00:09:44,363 ..whatever this is that we're doing... 220 00:09:46,523 --> 00:09:48,383 ..I'm moving in with Keeks. 221 00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:51,663 Oh. That's...big. 222 00:09:51,763 --> 00:09:53,743 Mm. 223 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,063 -What do you think? -Ooh. 224 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,943 I'm not really sure it's my place... 225 00:09:58,043 --> 00:09:59,743 -You know, she's great. -Sure. 226 00:09:59,843 --> 00:10:03,103 And I really care about her, and she asked me to move in. 227 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,023 -So, you know... -Yeah. 228 00:10:05,123 --> 00:10:07,223 There's a lot to be said for peacemaking instincts 229 00:10:07,323 --> 00:10:08,743 in intimate relationships. 230 00:10:08,843 --> 00:10:11,823 OK, that sort of sounds like you think I'm a flake 231 00:10:11,923 --> 00:10:13,923 that just does whatever my girlfriend wants. 232 00:10:14,643 --> 00:10:16,943 -Is this about my sister? -No. 233 00:10:17,043 --> 00:10:18,543 Not everything is about Oly. 234 00:10:18,643 --> 00:10:22,563 OK. Well, congratulations, man. 235 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,123 Are you happy? 236 00:10:26,683 --> 00:10:28,683 Yeah. 237 00:10:29,203 --> 00:10:32,103 BOWIE: "The little humpback loved the warm, safe waters 238 00:10:32,203 --> 00:10:35,583 "of the Great Barrier Reef where she was born. 239 00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:37,543 "But one day, her mama said to her, 240 00:10:37,643 --> 00:10:41,343 "'We must get ready to swim to Antarctica for the summer.' 241 00:10:41,443 --> 00:10:44,103 "'But, Mama,' said the little humpback, 242 00:10:44,203 --> 00:10:46,623 "'that's so far away!'" 243 00:10:46,723 --> 00:10:49,903 -Does the baby whale go? -Yeah. 244 00:10:50,003 --> 00:10:54,303 But only once she's got old enough to go on her own. 245 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,823 But wouldn't she miss her mama? 246 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:59,463 Yeah, yeah, of course she would, you know? 247 00:10:59,563 --> 00:11:01,503 But what about her daddas? 248 00:11:01,603 --> 00:11:04,063 Yeah, yeah, she misses them too, 249 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,303 but sometimes you've got to go away 250 00:11:06,403 --> 00:11:09,263 to do the things that you've got to do. 251 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:12,223 -Why do they go to Antarctica? -To eat. 252 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:16,303 You mean they can't eat unless they go to Antarctica? 253 00:11:16,403 --> 00:11:18,943 No, no. Do we want to hear the rest of the story? 254 00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:21,043 OK, OK. 255 00:11:21,963 --> 00:11:24,023 "And one day, the little humpback, 256 00:11:24,123 --> 00:11:26,023 "who was not little anymore, 257 00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:27,903 "swam back to the reef again 258 00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:30,183 "to have her very own little baby humpback 259 00:11:30,283 --> 00:11:34,263 "in the warm, safe waters where she was born." 260 00:11:34,363 --> 00:11:36,683 (INSECTS CHIRP) 261 00:11:42,123 --> 00:11:45,123 ('MESSAGE TO MY GIRL' BY SPLIT ENZ) 262 00:11:59,123 --> 00:12:00,703 SKYE: Ooh, ooh! 263 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,623 ♪ I don't want to say "I love you..." ♪ 264 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,063 (SQUEALS) 265 00:12:05,163 --> 00:12:07,163 Very cute, Ols! 266 00:12:08,243 --> 00:12:10,563 So, who wore it better? 267 00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:16,103 -You both look amazing. -Have you met everyone? 268 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,903 -My husband, Trent. -OLY: Hey. 269 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:21,063 -Mads' man, Chris. -OLY: Hey. Nice to meet you. 270 00:12:21,163 --> 00:12:22,343 -SKYE: Oly. -Hey, Mads. 271 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:23,743 Hey. 272 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,783 Karl, you're not dressed up! 273 00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:29,783 -Karl doesn't like fun. -I do like fun. I like it a lot. 274 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:33,743 $10 chardonnay and trivia with school parents, not so much. 275 00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:35,783 -I got you a sangria. -Oh. 276 00:12:35,883 --> 00:12:36,823 Where's baby-daddy? 277 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,823 I think he's just running late. 278 00:12:39,923 --> 00:12:42,583 So, brainiac, how's uni and all that shit? 279 00:12:42,683 --> 00:12:43,823 Yeah, it's fine. 280 00:12:43,923 --> 00:12:45,623 This girl's gonna run the joint one day. 281 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,823 -Oh! -No, Ols, no, that's bullshit. 282 00:12:48,923 --> 00:12:50,023 Don't sell yourself short. 283 00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:51,623 Karl, you should hire her. 284 00:12:51,723 --> 00:12:54,063 Karl runs some global education fund thingy. 285 00:12:54,163 --> 00:12:55,503 Only the Australian office. 286 00:12:55,603 --> 00:12:56,823 Really? 287 00:12:56,923 --> 00:12:59,703 That global do-gooder shit. Right up your strasse. 288 00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:02,023 Oh, I would love to talk to you about that. 289 00:13:02,123 --> 00:13:04,683 Let's not talk work right now. 290 00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:08,743 Mads. 291 00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:10,843 Detox. 292 00:13:11,603 --> 00:13:14,063 -WOMAN: Oh, Karl. -MAN: I know. 293 00:13:14,163 --> 00:13:17,503 -Who are you dressed as? -(LAUGHTER) 294 00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:19,303 SANTI: Hey, everyone. 295 00:13:19,403 --> 00:13:21,023 -WOMAN: Here we go. -MAN: Whoa! 296 00:13:21,123 --> 00:13:23,183 (ALL EXCLAIM APPRECIATIVELY) 297 00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:24,223 MAN: Here we go. 298 00:13:24,323 --> 00:13:26,223 Sorry I'm late. 299 00:13:26,323 --> 00:13:28,103 SANTI: Rock on! 300 00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:29,383 WOMAN: Ooh, fish-nets! 301 00:13:29,483 --> 00:13:31,483 AUSTIN: So, Oly, you like trivia? 302 00:13:32,723 --> 00:13:33,863 OLY: Not really. 303 00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,623 I mean, who wants to spend their time 304 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:37,303 competing against strangers 305 00:13:37,403 --> 00:13:39,663 to answer a bunch of random inconsequential questions 306 00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:40,783 about their general knowledge? 307 00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:42,943 MS YOUNG: OK, everyone, first question. 308 00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:44,343 (WHISPERS) The Glass-Steagall Act. 309 00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:45,903 (WHISPERS) It was Dodd-Frank, sweetheart. 310 00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,543 That was 2010. 311 00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:49,663 Glass-Steagall was 1930s. Sweetheart. 312 00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:52,843 (LAUGHS) Schooled. 313 00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:56,383 Who named the Pacific Ocean? 314 00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:59,303 Magellan. Magellan. 315 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,943 What is the hottest planet in the solar system? 316 00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,983 -The sun! The sun. -Planet. 317 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,743 -Uranus. -Venus. 318 00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:06,863 (LAUGHTER) 319 00:14:06,963 --> 00:14:07,863 -Your anus. -Venus. 320 00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:09,863 I'm going with Ol, Skye. No offence. 321 00:14:09,963 --> 00:14:13,583 How many countries still have the shilling as currency? 322 00:14:13,683 --> 00:14:16,463 Table 10, I'm watching you. No googling. 323 00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:20,143 Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Somalia... 324 00:14:20,243 --> 00:14:21,743 (WHISPERS) Four. 325 00:14:21,843 --> 00:14:23,063 Four. 326 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,223 (LOUDLY) Six. 327 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:25,223 (CHUCKLES) 328 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,323 (SANTI LAUGHS) 329 00:14:31,523 --> 00:14:32,903 Atlassian. 330 00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:34,943 Maya Angelou. Maya Angelou. 331 00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:36,543 1942. 332 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,643 The Higgs boson particle! 333 00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:42,983 OK, we'll be right back after this short break. 334 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,543 Don't forget about the silent auction. 335 00:14:44,643 --> 00:14:47,183 I've got my eye on a lovely Gold Coast getaway, 336 00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:48,543 so hands off that one. 337 00:14:48,643 --> 00:14:50,183 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 338 00:14:50,283 --> 00:14:51,383 KARL: Oly, 339 00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:52,983 why do you know how many countries 340 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,543 signed the Montreal Protocol? 341 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,383 UN treaties are sort of Oly's specialty. 342 00:14:57,483 --> 00:14:59,423 I only really know the education and the environment ones 343 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,423 to that level. 344 00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:02,063 Huh! 345 00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:04,503 TRENT: You are a genius. 346 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:05,503 What's funny? 347 00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:06,823 Not funny at all. 348 00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:10,543 -I was just like you at uni. -Lonely? 349 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,643 (LAUGHS) Very. 350 00:15:13,523 --> 00:15:17,023 MS YOUNG: OK, on top, with 147 points, 351 00:15:17,123 --> 00:15:18,783 it's the Quizzy Rascals. 352 00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:23,623 (ALL CHEER AND EXCLAIM) 353 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,223 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 354 00:15:26,323 --> 00:15:28,143 DOM: ..Harris Farm for the first date! 355 00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:30,943 (BOTH LAUGH HYSTERICALLY) 356 00:15:31,043 --> 00:15:34,463 Well, OK, look, I guess... 357 00:15:34,563 --> 00:15:38,463 I guess I am a muse and I should be completely flattered. 358 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,823 Muse is overstating it. 359 00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:42,923 You are more of an inspi... 360 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,023 DOM: Shit! 361 00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:48,123 TIM: What? What's wrong? 362 00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:50,703 (SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT) 363 00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:53,243 My ex and my sister are over there. 364 00:15:54,483 --> 00:15:56,103 Oh, so they're still on good terms? 365 00:15:56,203 --> 00:15:58,343 Oh, you could say that. 366 00:15:58,443 --> 00:15:59,783 They're fucking. 367 00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:01,883 (HALF-LAUGHS) 368 00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:06,323 Oh, you're not... you're not kidding? 369 00:16:07,403 --> 00:16:09,703 Oh. Oh, shit, man. 370 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:14,263 How... How are you doing with...with that? 371 00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:16,583 (SIGHS) I'm, uh... 372 00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:18,463 I'm doing as approximately well 373 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:22,143 as you would think I'm doing with that. 374 00:16:22,243 --> 00:16:24,323 Oh, shit, they're coming over. 375 00:16:26,723 --> 00:16:28,723 EDITH: For the gentlemen. 376 00:16:30,003 --> 00:16:31,503 DOM: I don't like that beer. 377 00:16:31,603 --> 00:16:33,343 EDITH: Oh, come on, Dom! 378 00:16:33,443 --> 00:16:35,443 It's your favourite. 379 00:16:39,643 --> 00:16:41,623 Angela. 380 00:16:41,723 --> 00:16:43,143 Are you speaking to me? 381 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,903 Well, I have to, don't I? 382 00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:49,203 Otherwise I'll seem like a jerk in front of my new friend. 383 00:16:50,323 --> 00:16:51,663 Oh, are you Tim? 384 00:16:51,763 --> 00:16:53,143 -Mm. -You're the app muse. 385 00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:54,503 -Mmm. -Oh, Tim! 386 00:16:54,603 --> 00:16:56,543 We've heard so much about you. Good to meet you. 387 00:16:56,643 --> 00:17:00,183 So you're the ex and you're the sister? 388 00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:02,383 Dom's filled you in, I see. 389 00:17:02,483 --> 00:17:03,703 Oh, I know nothing. 390 00:17:03,803 --> 00:17:06,383 I make...no comment. 391 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,483 Hey, whose side are you on? 392 00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:12,583 I'm sorry, Dom. 393 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,343 You know I'm... 394 00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:16,763 I'm really sorry. 395 00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:20,963 You ask a lot of me, Ange. 396 00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:27,223 But... 397 00:17:27,323 --> 00:17:29,763 ..I know, you fell in love. 398 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,263 I did. 399 00:17:32,363 --> 00:17:34,143 DOM: Which is weird. 400 00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:36,883 And undermining. 401 00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:40,563 But here we are. 402 00:17:41,443 --> 00:17:45,183 Well, all's fair in love and war. 403 00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:48,423 Ah! Quoting Shakespeare makes everything alright. 404 00:17:48,523 --> 00:17:50,383 -(TIM LAUGHS) -It's not Shakespeare. 405 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,723 Yeah, it's actually... It's John Lyly. 406 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:56,623 Oh! Very impressive! 407 00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:57,623 Mm! 408 00:17:57,723 --> 00:17:59,223 Hands off. 409 00:17:59,323 --> 00:18:01,103 -He's mine. -(TIM LAUGHS) 410 00:18:01,203 --> 00:18:02,303 Then she was all like, 411 00:18:02,403 --> 00:18:03,903 "As if you're gonna make the class mascot!" 412 00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:05,863 I went full fucking Steiner mum on her arse 413 00:18:05,963 --> 00:18:07,863 and I busted out the wool and the wooden beads. 414 00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:08,863 Yes. 415 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,343 Watch out, bitch. 416 00:18:11,443 --> 00:18:13,303 (SNIFFS) Anyway, she has thin hair. 417 00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:14,943 -Thin hair. -TRENT: You in the market? 418 00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:16,183 SKYE: You know what they say... 419 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:18,463 The housing market or the share... 420 00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:19,743 No. N-Neither. 421 00:18:19,843 --> 00:18:21,623 You need passive income. 422 00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:23,063 At your age, first thing I did, 423 00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:25,063 borrowed to build a share portfolio. 424 00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:27,063 Now look at me. Tesla. Boat. Beach house. 425 00:18:27,163 --> 00:18:29,303 -TRENT: The holy trinity. -CHRIS: Top me up. 426 00:18:29,403 --> 00:18:32,103 Yeah, wow, that's, um... that's impressive. 427 00:18:32,203 --> 00:18:34,783 You've got to get in the market, Santi. 428 00:18:34,883 --> 00:18:37,783 Hey, get a spread across data aggregators, 429 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,223 crypto, NFTs... 430 00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:41,463 TRENT: No, no, you don't want to get into crypto. 431 00:18:41,563 --> 00:18:43,263 -Sector's volatile as shit. -She's such a control freak. 432 00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:45,823 -CHRIS: It's going to the moon! -TRENT: It's a bubble! 433 00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:48,263 Fine if you wanna go play in the paddling pool 434 00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:49,623 with the Dogecoin kiddies, 435 00:18:49,723 --> 00:18:53,423 but, Santi, your miners, offshore gas, your banks, 436 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,823 huge stable returns, no downside. 437 00:18:55,923 --> 00:18:58,403 Except climate change, I guess. 438 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,903 Look, maybe you don't have much stomach for risk, mate, 439 00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:05,463 but these new sectors, Santi, 440 00:19:05,563 --> 00:19:08,563 are shitting out millionaires by the ton. 441 00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:11,263 -CHRIS: Ton! -SANTI: I'll look into it. 442 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:12,983 CHRIS: Like an elephant shit them. 443 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:15,663 TRENT: Your boat, beach house, what more do you want? 444 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,763 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 445 00:19:20,123 --> 00:19:22,263 -Oh, God! -Oh. 446 00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:23,823 -You scared me. -Sorry. 447 00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:26,303 Um... 448 00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:29,103 -I was just, um, a bit thirsty. -Mm. 449 00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:32,143 -Not...not thirsty. -(CHUCKLES) 450 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:35,243 -God, never mind. -No? Um...cool. 451 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:37,743 -Sure. -Mm-hm. 452 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,223 And, um... (CLEARS THROAT) 453 00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:41,543 Is ev... Are you... Are you comfortable on... 454 00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:43,383 ..on the sofa bed and everything? 455 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,703 -Yeah, I'm fine. -Yeah? 456 00:19:44,803 --> 00:19:45,703 -Mm. -Um... 457 00:19:45,803 --> 00:19:47,903 Thanks for helping out today. 458 00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:50,003 Couldn't have done it without you. 459 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,143 Ain't no thing. 460 00:19:52,243 --> 00:19:53,663 (REEMA CHUCKLES) 461 00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:55,663 (DOOR OPENS) 462 00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:58,463 Oh, here you cuties are! 463 00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:00,783 Hey, I'm gonna hate-watch the shit 464 00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:02,383 out of 'Real Housewives'. 465 00:20:02,483 --> 00:20:03,903 Who's with me? 466 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,903 -ARIEL: Yeah? -Yeah. 467 00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,623 Yeah. 468 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,623 (RAIN PATTERS) 469 00:20:09,723 --> 00:20:12,223 (DOM AND TIM LAUGH HYSTERICALLY) 470 00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:15,383 Hey, do you know that this place is closing down? 471 00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:16,383 How shit is that? 472 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,583 That, my friend, 473 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,703 is everything that is wrong with this world 474 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,343 in a nutshell! 475 00:20:22,443 --> 00:20:24,443 That's a true story. 476 00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:27,063 (SLURRING) You know, 477 00:20:27,163 --> 00:20:30,683 I've always dreamt of owning my own record store. 478 00:20:32,603 --> 00:20:35,603 Small-pressed vinyl and memorabilia. 479 00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:38,423 Music books. 480 00:20:38,523 --> 00:20:39,903 Box sets. 481 00:20:40,003 --> 00:20:41,423 Whisky bar in the corner. 482 00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:45,943 Alphabetised, from Japanese to... 483 00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:48,103 ..Scottish to Tasmanian. 484 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,363 (BOTH LAUGH) 485 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,083 Hey... 486 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,583 ..my kids are at uni, I'm divorced. 487 00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:01,663 My mortgage is paid off. Almost. 488 00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:05,043 Which means you are a free man! 489 00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:09,123 You're a free man. 490 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:15,323 (TIM LAUGHS) 491 00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:21,863 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 492 00:21:21,963 --> 00:21:23,963 (THROBBING DANCE MUSIC) 493 00:21:28,523 --> 00:21:29,943 CHRIS: The thing is, 494 00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:33,303 materials costs have gone up 30% every quarter. 495 00:21:33,403 --> 00:21:35,823 So I...so I tell this guy, I say, 496 00:21:35,923 --> 00:21:38,783 "You gotta be smart, lock in your contracts." 497 00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:40,623 MADISON: Mm. Mm-hm. 498 00:21:40,723 --> 00:21:42,263 Who's got Jays tonight, Ol? 499 00:21:42,363 --> 00:21:44,483 My brother's babysitting her at Mum's house. 500 00:21:45,523 --> 00:21:46,783 And get this. 501 00:21:46,883 --> 00:21:50,543 This amateur thinks, "Oh, I'll just wing it." 502 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,743 His budget blows out 500 grand! 503 00:21:53,843 --> 00:21:55,103 What a dipshit! 504 00:21:55,203 --> 00:21:58,283 Babe, do you think your costume might be blackface? 505 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:01,883 What? 506 00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:06,803 But I loved Prince. 507 00:22:14,603 --> 00:22:16,703 OK, you see that woman over there at the bar, 508 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,103 the one in the black? 509 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:19,543 No, no, don't, don't... 510 00:22:19,643 --> 00:22:20,703 -Elvira? -Yeah. 511 00:22:20,803 --> 00:22:23,383 She just rubbed her boob on my elbow. 512 00:22:23,483 --> 00:22:25,623 -Really? -Yeah. 513 00:22:25,723 --> 00:22:27,743 She bought my painting in the silent auction, 514 00:22:27,843 --> 00:22:29,623 then she asked me to paint her naked. 515 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,903 -Yeah. -God! 516 00:22:31,003 --> 00:22:31,983 Yeah. 517 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,383 -What did you say? -I don't know. 518 00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:35,183 I can't remember. I just kind of freaked out. 519 00:22:35,283 --> 00:22:37,423 But then her husband came over. See the dude? 520 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,103 In the leopard print. Thought he was gonna knock me out. 521 00:22:40,203 --> 00:22:42,523 But he invites me back to their place for a drink. 522 00:22:43,683 --> 00:22:45,263 Did they want to have a threesome? 523 00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,463 No, save yourself the night. He breathes weird. 524 00:22:47,563 --> 00:22:49,563 -They're Arlo's parents. -Oh! 525 00:22:51,323 --> 00:22:53,323 SANTI: Looks like they're after you too, Ol. 526 00:22:55,323 --> 00:22:57,323 I gotta take a leak. 527 00:22:58,123 --> 00:23:00,523 -It is tempting. (LAUGHS) -Oh! 528 00:23:06,523 --> 00:23:09,483 (WOMAN AND MAN GRUNT) 529 00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:15,263 (WOMAN AND MAN GRUNT) 530 00:23:15,363 --> 00:23:19,343 -MAN: Oh, yeah, yeah. -WOMAN: Yeah. 531 00:23:19,443 --> 00:23:23,863 -What the actual fuck, Trent?! -(BANGS ON DOOR) 532 00:23:23,963 --> 00:23:25,963 (LOUD MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH) 533 00:23:31,883 --> 00:23:33,703 No. No. No. 534 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,803 -Oh! -(OLY AND SANTI GASP) 535 00:23:37,803 --> 00:23:40,743 Oh, my God, these people! 536 00:23:40,843 --> 00:23:43,063 I thought we were the bad parents. 537 00:23:43,163 --> 00:23:45,383 They're supposed to be the grown-ups. 538 00:23:45,483 --> 00:23:47,743 Yeah, we didn't even know each other when we had J. 539 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,663 -What's your excuse? -Yeah, try being teen parents! 540 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,463 OLY: We deserve some kind of award. 541 00:23:52,563 --> 00:23:54,563 -Parent of the year award. -Yeah. 542 00:23:57,123 --> 00:23:59,123 It was hard sometimes. 543 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,423 Was? 544 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,583 We're only five and a half years in! 545 00:24:03,683 --> 00:24:04,903 It'll be alright. 546 00:24:05,003 --> 00:24:07,943 ('WE CAN GET TOGETHER' BY ICEHOUSE) 547 00:24:08,043 --> 00:24:08,943 AUSTIN: Oly! 548 00:24:09,043 --> 00:24:10,383 Santi! 549 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,483 Get into the groove! 550 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,583 Will you dance with me, madam? 551 00:24:19,683 --> 00:24:23,563 ♪ There must be something we can talk about 552 00:24:25,403 --> 00:24:30,243 ♪ And maybe there's something here that we can do 553 00:24:32,403 --> 00:24:34,463 ♪ No matter what your friends say 554 00:24:34,563 --> 00:24:37,103 ♪ Don't go too far 555 00:24:37,203 --> 00:24:40,263 ♪ Remember, there's just one thing 556 00:24:40,363 --> 00:24:43,703 ♪ Whenever you come this way 557 00:24:43,803 --> 00:24:46,783 ♪ You know I wouldn't get you down 558 00:24:46,883 --> 00:24:49,483 ♪ I just like talking to you 559 00:24:52,043 --> 00:24:53,463 ♪ It's raining outside 560 00:24:53,563 --> 00:24:57,083 ♪ I'm shaking my shoes downstairs 561 00:24:58,403 --> 00:25:00,543 ♪ You never stop dancing 562 00:25:00,643 --> 00:25:02,843 ♪ You don't make much sense 563 00:25:04,683 --> 00:25:06,903 ♪ No matter what your friends say 564 00:25:07,003 --> 00:25:09,823 ♪ Don't go too far 565 00:25:09,923 --> 00:25:12,783 ♪ Remember, there's just one thing 566 00:25:12,883 --> 00:25:16,183 ♪ Whenever you come this way 567 00:25:16,283 --> 00:25:19,963 ♪ Maybe we can get together... ♪ 568 00:25:23,883 --> 00:25:25,883 (RAPPING AT DOOR) 569 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,303 Madison, hey. 570 00:25:36,403 --> 00:25:38,463 (LAUGHS) 571 00:25:38,563 --> 00:25:42,163 Oh, um, yeah, we... The girls, we had a makeover. 572 00:25:44,883 --> 00:25:46,183 Don't really know what I'm doing here. 573 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:47,903 Oh. 574 00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:49,303 But if I have to sit through 575 00:25:49,403 --> 00:25:51,503 one more fucking middle-aged living death conversation 576 00:25:51,603 --> 00:25:53,983 about negative gearing or renovations or the fucking P&C, 577 00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:55,423 I am legit going to top myself 578 00:25:55,523 --> 00:25:57,523 and save the planet some resources. 579 00:25:58,603 --> 00:26:00,223 OK. 580 00:26:00,323 --> 00:26:03,023 Could you just say something like that weird shit 581 00:26:03,123 --> 00:26:05,303 you were going on about at Talia's party? 582 00:26:05,403 --> 00:26:09,703 What, you mean about how the next epoch in religion 583 00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:11,583 will see humanity redress the balance 584 00:26:11,683 --> 00:26:15,383 of 2,000 years of male-coded totalitarian monotheism? 585 00:26:15,483 --> 00:26:18,143 Yeah, what the fuck is all that about? 586 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,763 It really makes me, um... 587 00:26:22,003 --> 00:26:23,423 ..curious. 588 00:26:23,523 --> 00:26:24,983 Well, yeah, yeah, cool. 589 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,063 Um, yeah. 590 00:26:27,163 --> 00:26:28,623 I've got some books you could borrow, 591 00:26:28,723 --> 00:26:32,343 or happy to talk about it any time. 592 00:26:32,443 --> 00:26:33,823 Cool. 593 00:26:33,923 --> 00:26:35,463 And just to be clear, you're celibate 594 00:26:35,563 --> 00:26:38,243 to, like, conserve your chi or something? 595 00:26:39,323 --> 00:26:41,643 Yeah, but it was mostly, um... 596 00:26:42,883 --> 00:26:46,943 I'm a white, mostly straight cis male, right? 597 00:26:47,043 --> 00:26:49,943 And the sexuality I've culturally inherited 598 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:51,663 is, um, really exploitative, 599 00:26:51,763 --> 00:26:54,983 like a kind of conquest-colonialist mentality. 600 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,463 And I don't want to do that. 601 00:26:57,563 --> 00:27:01,383 So I sort of figured... pause, reset, 602 00:27:01,483 --> 00:27:03,743 maybe I could find a different way. 603 00:27:03,843 --> 00:27:06,023 A different way to fuck? 604 00:27:06,123 --> 00:27:07,703 Kind of, yeah. 605 00:27:07,803 --> 00:27:09,023 Huh. 606 00:27:09,123 --> 00:27:11,823 (LIGHT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 607 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:14,703 And you're still celibate now, or... 608 00:27:14,803 --> 00:27:15,983 You want me to fix that? 609 00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:18,083 I do. 610 00:27:19,883 --> 00:27:23,303 The idea of yin and yang is fundamentally different 611 00:27:23,403 --> 00:27:25,263 to the idea of good and evil. 612 00:27:25,363 --> 00:27:27,263 It's more tangible and more pagan. 613 00:27:27,363 --> 00:27:30,703 -Yes! -Night and day are equal cycles. 614 00:27:30,803 --> 00:27:32,803 -Um... -Yeah. 615 00:27:33,243 --> 00:27:34,783 MADISON: Yeah! 616 00:27:34,883 --> 00:27:36,503 Yeah, read, read, read! 617 00:27:36,603 --> 00:27:39,943 "Vague. Elusive. Yet within is an image." 618 00:27:40,043 --> 00:27:41,383 Yeah. 619 00:27:41,483 --> 00:27:43,023 -"Yet within is spirit." -(MADISON GROANS) 620 00:27:43,123 --> 00:27:47,043 "A spirit so vital that she's her own proof." 621 00:27:49,003 --> 00:27:51,003 Shh! 622 00:27:51,563 --> 00:27:53,563 -No matter what the body... -Yeah. 623 00:27:54,763 --> 00:27:56,763 Wait, not yet, not yet. 624 00:27:59,203 --> 00:28:00,783 Keep going. 625 00:28:00,883 --> 00:28:03,083 -Keep talking. Keep talking. -Are you sure this is OK? 626 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:09,123 (JACINDA WHISPERS) OK, Gracie, let's go. 627 00:28:16,163 --> 00:28:18,163 (MADISON GROANS) 628 00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:21,163 Yes! 629 00:28:23,363 --> 00:28:25,183 -(BOWIE GROANS) -MADISON: Yes! 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