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(QUIRKY MUSIC)

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I need an 'X'.

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No 'X'.

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Uh, a 'C' and a 'S'.

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Or a 'K' and an 'S'.

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Whoa! Whoa! Don't let go.

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You're fine.

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I have a 'K'.

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Yeah!

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And a 'C'.

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Yeah!

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Hey.

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"God should pay taxis."

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People will get it.

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(QUIRKY MUSIC CONTINUES)

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Uh...

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No, they won't.

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(CAR APPROACHES, HORN BEEPS)

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Uh... Just be cool. Stay cool.

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-(CAR HORN BEEPS)
-Hey!

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(KEYS JINGLE)

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(OLY WHISPERS) Oh, shit.

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Oh, thank God!

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I think my key is broken.

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-What time do you call this?
-How was J?

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She was an actual angel.

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Madison, I assume?

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How was the gig?

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Boring. We ended up going
on a crime spree instead.

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Drink?

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Hi. I'm...

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-(SIGHS)
-Michael.

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It's OK.
You're not gonna get fired.

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Fired for what?

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Sleeping with his students.

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Uh...student singular.

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I'm...I'm only sleeping with...

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Really?

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You realise that's
incredibly unethical, dude.

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You're in a position of power

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and you're taking advantage
of my little sister here.

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Are we gonna have a problem?

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MICHAEL: Um, are we?

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Bowie!

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I'm joking!

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It's a joke. It's a silly joke.

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Get in here. Come on, man.
Nothing but love.

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Nothing but... Mwah!

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Welcome to the family, brother.

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Ohhh!

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Hey, uh...

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(CHUCKLES)

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So is that something
you usually do?

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Deface churches?

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-Most nights, yeah.
-Wow.

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It's kinda hot.

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What's hot?

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The fact that
Australian churches

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earn a combined yearly income
of over $30 billion

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and yet still have the audacity
to call themselves charities?

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Uh, yeah.

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-Can you two shut up?
-OLY: Sorry.

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MICHAEL: Um... (CHUCKLES)

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I'm gonna go, OK.

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You OK?

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-(OLY GULPS)
-MICHAEL: Whoa!

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-(THUD!)
-MADISON: Oh, for fuck's sake!

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-MICHAEL: Sorry.
-(OLY VOMITS)

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(DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE)

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-(OLY DRY-RETCHES)
-Hey, Ol. I gotta go.

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I have a really bad feeling it's
one of my stepkids' birthdays.

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(OLY SIGHS, THEN VOMITS)

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Mummy's fine. Sometimes
too much fun makes you spew.

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-'Bye, tiny legend.
-'Bye.

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(OLY VOMITS)

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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Oly, I worry.

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Sorry, I was just...vomiting.

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Sorpresa! I have books for you!

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-What do you say?
-Gracias.

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(SPEAKS SPANISH)

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Now go. Have some fun!

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Let me guess.
You're worried about...

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I worry about Santiago.

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He's too porfiado...

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How you say? Proud, stubborn.

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..to say, "I love Oly."

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You mean Keeks.

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What is this word 'keeks'?

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Santi's girlfriend.

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He didn't tell you?

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Novia? Girlfriend?

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No!

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(SPEAKS SPANISH)
For how long?

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Well, he is thinking about
introducing her to J,

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so a while, I guess.

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SANTI: Hey.

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If you had a toothbrush at mine,

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you wouldn't have to
brush your teeth here.

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I like brushing my teeth here.

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You don't have to
drive me to work.

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-It's OK.
-But I appreciate it.

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Do you want to meet for lunch?

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I'd love to but I can't.
It's J day.

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(GASPS)

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Sorry. Fuck.

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(SPEAKS SPANISH)

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-Ita, how...
-Oh, you're Bernardita.

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Hi. I've heard so much
about you. I'm Keeks.

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I'm sorry. No English.

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Sure. No problem.

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Uh, we need to collect
some tomatoes on the way.

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Let's talk about this at home.
That sounds yummy, though.

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(SPEAKS SPANISH)

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Beautiful girl.

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Bye-bye.

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Yeah, we just need to, um,

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collect some ingredients
for dinner.

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Right.

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'Cause it sounded like
she wants you

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to get back
with your ex-girlfriend.

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No.

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Tomatoes. (STARTS ENGINE)

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Right.

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(EASY-LISTENING LATIN MUSIC
PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)

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Oh, thank you.

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Mm. Is that cologne?

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Is someone on a date?

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It's just deodorant.
And no, not a date.

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I'm doing some research
for my app.

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Ah, the grumpy old man app?

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-That's...
-What's wrong with it?

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It's not...
There's nothing wrong with it.

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I've just been getting
some feedback.

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-Complaints?
-Feedback is what it's called.

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And, uh, the algorithm
might be a little off.

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Apparently it's pairing
the wrong people together,

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which is ridiculous.

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So you're meeting
the wrong people?

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That's right. No.

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I'm merely going undercover

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to monitor the user experience
of my company.

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Right. Sure.

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You know there's nothing weird
to want a friend, Dom.

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A lot of men...get lonely
at your age.

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Yeah, but I'm an island,
so I don't need anyone.

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Ooh. That might be him. Hi.

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Just a latte with
a half-sugar, please.

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-Paul.
-Dom.

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-How are you?
-Good.

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(QUIRKY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)

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(COFFEE STEAMER
HISSES IN BACKGROUND)

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SANTI: How's it going?

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Do this one.

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SANTI: OK.

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Let me see.

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(RELAXED MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY)

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What is it? What did we draw?

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We drew... Dah-dah!

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A robot on a surfboard.

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Oat latte for Keeks?

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-Hey!
-Hi. Oh.

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-Um...
-Um...

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-J, this...this is, um...
-Deb...borah. Debbie.

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Debber...son.
I'm...I'm Debbie Debberson.

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Hi. Pancakes. Yum.

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Oat latte for Keeks?

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Well, uh, great to see you...
meet you, Santi.

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And I'll speak to you soon.

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Uh...

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-Or not.
-Yeah.

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-(WHISPERS) Sorry.
-Just...just...

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Apparently his mum
dressed him as a girl

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when he was a kid, which
I find absolutely hilarious

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that there are generations

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of confused sensitive guys
out there

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who thought they'd finally found
their model of fighting,

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fucking, shooting,
writerly masculinity.

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You know, my dad certainly did.

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But, you know,
behind closed doors,

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it was all about
the feminine for him.

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You know, Hemingway
I'm talking about, not my dad.

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Right.

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So who was Hemingway?

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He... Never mind.

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OLY: Do-do-do!

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What a beautiful afternoon
in our village.

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Yes. We are all so happy here.

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Nothing ever goes wrong.

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-(BOTH SING) ♪ La la la... ♪
-(PHONE CHIMES)

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♪ Lu lu lu
La la la la la la

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♪ La la la La la la

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♪ Ahhh... ♪

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(GASPS) Oh, no!

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What is it?

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A tornado! Quick,
get the children inside!

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-There's no time!
-Argh!

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-Run, Debbie! Run!
-(GIGGLES) Who's Debbie?

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Daddy's friend.

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-Who's Debbie Daddy's friend?
-From lunch.

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They smoochy-kissed. (KISSES)

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But, Debbie, I love you!

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-(FAUX-CRIES)
-(MESSAGE SENDS)

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(FAUX-CRIES)

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So what kind of bands
are you into?

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Uh, pretty mixed,

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like lots of '90s Australian
stuff, some Brit pop,

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some rare acid jazz one-offs,
that sort of thing.

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Mate, we have
a lot of crossover.

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Huh!? I would love
to show you mine.

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I'd love to show you mine too.

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Hey, should we have
another coffee?

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Yeah, sure.

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(SOFTLY) Ah, two.

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I have to be quick. I've got
to go to an appointment.

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Whereabouts are you off to?

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I've got to meet
my parole officer.

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OK.

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Yeah. Shot my wife's brother
three years ago.

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I said it was an accident,

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so I didn't have to do
any time, which was lucky.

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That is, uh, lucky.

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And, uh, your brother-in-law,

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how's he these days?

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He is in the ground, where
that little prick belongs.

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So when's good for you?

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(TRAIN SCREECHES ON TRACKS)

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REEMA: And she knows
you're coming, right?

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Uh, I texted her.

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(REEMA SIGHS) I'm actually
pretty claustrophobic,

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so let's not keep me
in here long, yeah?

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Agh, ha!

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-You good?
-Yeah.

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Ah, wait!

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OK. Go. I hate this!

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Ah, stop! OK. OK, go.
Close it, close it.

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I am calm. I am safe.

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I am not dying. I am calm.

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I'm calm!

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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-(VEHICLE APPROACHES)
-(HORN BLARES COMICALLY)

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What's that noise?

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That is the sound of somebody
who has made a terrible mistake.

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-What the hell are you doing?
-Wait, wait, wait.

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-Before you go mental...
-Too late.

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-This is my day.
-Yeah, I know, I know.

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But just listen.
I've got a surprise for you.

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Oh, another surprise?

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It was sort of a surprise

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to hear that you've been
smoochy-kissing randoms

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in front of our daughter without
discussing it with me first.

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OK, well, I did discuss it.
You said I should introduce her.

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To your girlfriend. Not Debbie.

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Debbie is my girlfriend.

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What happened to Keeks?

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Keeks is Debbie. Debbie...

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Can we talk about this later?
I've...

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(GROANS)

259
00:13:07,145 --> 00:13:08,463
Another big night?

260
00:13:08,544 --> 00:13:10,902
Oh, so if I go out partying
all night with my friends

261
00:13:10,982 --> 00:13:13,062
and throw up in the morning,
that makes me a bad mum?

262
00:13:13,141 --> 00:13:14,341
Yes.

263
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,660
What about all the nights
you went out partying

264
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:19,738
while I was studying and
looking after our daughter, huh?

265
00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:21,897
What about them?

266
00:13:21,978 --> 00:13:24,655
Oh, so it's fine for you
but not for me?

267
00:13:24,736 --> 00:13:28,454
Well, the Oly I remember
thought getting wasted was dumb.

268
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:31,533
"The Oly I remember thought
getting wasted was dumb."

269
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:39,129
OK. Well, this was a mistake.

270
00:13:42,327 --> 00:13:45,126
Yeah, it was.

271
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,323
-Oh, by the way...
-What?

272
00:13:53,881 --> 00:13:55,401
..surprise.

273
00:13:55,481 --> 00:13:57,400
Surprise?

274
00:13:57,479 --> 00:14:00,478
(WISTFUL MUSIC)

275
00:14:09,274 --> 00:14:11,272
DOM: Thank you.

276
00:14:12,592 --> 00:14:14,751
-Back again?
-Sí.

277
00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:16,750
Feeling hopeful today?

278
00:14:16,829 --> 00:14:18,149
Well, always.

279
00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:20,948
I had my IT team
tweak the algorithm.

280
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,587
I'm just here to bed it down

281
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:24,107
and make sure that
it's working properly.

282
00:14:24,185 --> 00:14:26,905
OK, well, good luck.

283
00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:28,983
Here we go.

284
00:14:31,823 --> 00:14:34,261
Oh, wow, I'm so sorry.

285
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,540
Your wife got cancer too?

286
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,377
That's rough.
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.

287
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,376
Did she, by any chance,
have sex with her oncologist?

288
00:14:45,456 --> 00:14:46,974
Eh...

289
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:49,093
OK, sorry.

290
00:14:49,174 --> 00:14:52,411
So what you're saying,
just so we're on the same page,

291
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,651
is that the Earth is flat,

292
00:14:54,731 --> 00:14:56,250
the moon is round,

293
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,608
therefore the moon landing
was fake,

294
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:03,607
but satellites are real
because they track our thoughts?

295
00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:08,123
Oh, I really like you too, mate.

296
00:15:08,204 --> 00:15:13,122
Just, the app is primarily
for making friends.

297
00:15:13,202 --> 00:15:16,360
If you are in need
of a new kidney,

298
00:15:16,439 --> 00:15:18,279
then I think
there are better ways

299
00:15:18,358 --> 00:15:20,438
to track one down, you know?

300
00:15:22,038 --> 00:15:24,036
(SIGHS)

301
00:15:24,795 --> 00:15:28,634
I just met some of
the worst men in the world.

302
00:15:28,713 --> 00:15:30,793
-No?
-Yeah.

303
00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:33,431
One of them tried to convince me

304
00:15:33,511 --> 00:15:36,870
that Kamala Harris
is a Russian hologram.

305
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,107
-(LAUGHS)
-I mean it.

306
00:15:41,188 --> 00:15:42,906
(SIGHS) I don't know.

307
00:15:42,987 --> 00:15:46,625
I don't know how but something's
definitely off with the app.

308
00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:49,424
Yes, the app, of course.

309
00:15:49,504 --> 00:15:53,302
And please keep having
your man dates here.

310
00:15:53,381 --> 00:15:55,381
They make me laugh.

311
00:15:56,140 --> 00:16:00,578
Oh, well, I'm...glad
I bring joy to someone.

312
00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:05,415
What are you talking about?

313
00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:10,093
You moved out, you broke up,
your mum was sick.

314
00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:12,692
So much has happened.

315
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,930
Yeah, I guess.

316
00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:17,890
Oh, and you're best friends
with Madison now?

317
00:16:17,969 --> 00:16:19,968
Lol.

318
00:16:20,487 --> 00:16:22,487
I really missed you, Reema.

319
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,404
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
I missed you more. (GIGGLES)

320
00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:33,521
(HIGH-PITCHED)
Despite your amazing,

321
00:16:33,602 --> 00:16:35,121
glamorous, international life?

322
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,959
(BOTH LAUGH)

323
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,159
Don't get me started.

324
00:16:42,276 --> 00:16:44,516
It's nice to be home.

325
00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:47,714
Your life
looks so shiny and rich.

326
00:16:48,713 --> 00:16:51,593
That's literally the name
of the filter I used.

327
00:16:53,832 --> 00:16:56,189
It wasn't all great.

328
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,227
OLY: Mm.

329
00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:04,946
Yeah, uni hasn't exactly been

330
00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:07,025
what I thought
it would be either.

331
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,902
Though, I am sort of...

332
00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:16,620
..hanging out
with one of my tutors.

333
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,699
Ooh, scandalous. Mm.

334
00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:23,737
Must be nice to have someone
on your level, intellectually.

335
00:17:23,817 --> 00:17:25,816
Yeah.

336
00:17:30,212 --> 00:17:33,812
So I was thinking
maybe I would stay for a bit?

337
00:17:33,892 --> 00:17:35,891
Decompress.

338
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,928
Oh, dude, if I was you,
I would run.

339
00:17:41,008 --> 00:17:42,807
I would get out right now.

340
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,926
I mean, what's keeping you here?

341
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,163
Aside from your mum, of course.

342
00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:53,241
Nothing, I guess?

343
00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:58,239
It's funny, I thought you'd be
working at the UN by now

344
00:17:58,319 --> 00:18:00,317
instead of getting wasted
with Madison.

345
00:18:02,637 --> 00:18:06,755
Well, not all of us
can just pack up and run away

346
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,834
whenever we want.

347
00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,592
Well, I should go.

348
00:18:15,351 --> 00:18:17,950
Oh, and I'm having
this welcome-back thing

349
00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:19,869
on Saturday in the park.

350
00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:22,067
You should come, if you can.

351
00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:24,105
Bring your professor.

352
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,185
Tutor.

353
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:34,341
<i>Dunno that you deserve it,</i>
<i>though.</i>

354
00:18:34,421 --> 00:18:35,500
(KEEKS CHUCKLES)

355
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,940
TEENAGER: <i>What about</i>
<i>that politician?</i>

356
00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:39,739
<i>-George Anabasis?</i>
-(PHONE CHIMES)

357
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,817
MAN: <i>Anabasis?</i>

358
00:18:43,297 --> 00:18:44,656
<i>What about him?</i>

359
00:18:44,736 --> 00:18:46,654
TEENAGER: <i>Oh, you know,</i>
<i>just the way</i>

360
00:18:46,735 --> 00:18:48,734
<i>him and the anti-fasc</i>
<i>are gonna be there tonight.</i>

361
00:18:48,814 --> 00:18:51,253
<i>But I...I can see you're busy.</i>

362
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:54,730
-Bad news?
-Uh, no.

363
00:18:54,811 --> 00:18:57,210
It's just a school friend's

364
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:59,009
having, like, a welcome-back
picnic thing.

365
00:18:59,089 --> 00:19:01,528
-Fun.
-Yeah.

366
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,326
Oly will be there?

367
00:19:04,406 --> 00:19:07,005
I don't know. Probably.

368
00:19:07,085 --> 00:19:08,884
You should go.

369
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:11,723
I don't even want to come.
It's too early anyway.

370
00:19:13,442 --> 00:19:15,441
Too early to what?

371
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,399
Introduce you to my friends?

372
00:19:18,479 --> 00:19:21,837
Yeah, I wouldn't want you
meeting my friends. As if.

373
00:19:24,516 --> 00:19:26,075
Well, would you want to come?

374
00:19:26,154 --> 00:19:27,475
No!

375
00:19:27,555 --> 00:19:29,314
What if I begged?

376
00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:31,192
I thought you weren't going.

377
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:33,272
I'd go if you came.

378
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:37,590
The thing is, Santi,

379
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:41,708
if there's one thing Debbie
Debberson hates, it's picnics.

380
00:19:41,788 --> 00:19:43,187
Ah!

381
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,986
I guess I still have
so much to learn

382
00:19:45,066 --> 00:19:46,825
about Debbie Debberson then,
don't I?

383
00:19:46,904 --> 00:19:49,024
You haven't even scratched
the surface of Debbie.

384
00:19:53,062 --> 00:19:55,821
Go to the picnic.
See your friends.

385
00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:58,419
Try to remember how to have fun.

386
00:20:00,778 --> 00:20:03,777
(DELICATE MUSIC)

387
00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:06,975
(SIGHS)

388
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:09,454
And, uh, you're sure
none of your friends

389
00:20:09,534 --> 00:20:11,813
know that I'm your tutor, right?

390
00:20:11,893 --> 00:20:14,411
-Yeah.
-Good.

391
00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:19,288
So, uh, how did we... How did
we meet? (CHUCKLES) Uh...

392
00:20:19,369 --> 00:20:22,366
Uh, I don't know. Bumble?

393
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:24,326
Oh, Jesus, that's grim.

394
00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:28,884
What about, um, we bumped into
each other at a bookshop?

395
00:20:28,964 --> 00:20:31,682
-OK.
-And I asked you out.

396
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,321
-Sure.
-Cool.

397
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,759
Oh, actually, no, wait.
Uh, you asked me out. Yeah?

398
00:20:39,558 --> 00:20:42,437
MADISON: What up?
Look who's here!

399
00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:43,596
OLY: Hey!

400
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,115
-Oh.
-Hey, how are you? Michael.

401
00:20:46,195 --> 00:20:48,194
-MAN: Hey, man.
-MADISON: Oh, sav blanc?

402
00:20:52,592 --> 00:20:54,791
-Hey, I'm Zac.
-Oh, uh, Michael.

403
00:20:54,871 --> 00:20:56,470
-Michael.
-Yes.

404
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,669
MADISON: Michael,
what'd you bring?

405
00:21:00,148 --> 00:21:01,268
Uh...

406
00:21:01,348 --> 00:21:03,586
(FRIENDS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY)

407
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,025
(UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYS)

408
00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:13,542
-It's a nice day.
-Yeah.

409
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:16,980
-Bah.
-Ooh! Uce.

410
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:20,938
-What's doing, bro?
-WOMAN: Hey. Santi. Gary.

411
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,576
VINCE: Hey!

412
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:25,216
Do you remember me? I think we
went to the same high school.

413
00:21:25,296 --> 00:21:27,695
Nope, sorry, wrong person.

414
00:21:27,775 --> 00:21:29,774
-Hey.
-Hi.

415
00:21:31,212 --> 00:21:33,292
Ah, you still smell the same.

416
00:21:35,051 --> 00:21:36,370
Thank you?

417
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:39,089
And you grew a moustache?

418
00:21:40,888 --> 00:21:42,807
Yeah. What, you don't like it?

419
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:45,526
No, it's... It's nice.

420
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,605
I think it's really hot.

421
00:21:48,444 --> 00:21:51,603
And you brought your...cousin?

422
00:21:51,682 --> 00:21:55,161
-Classic.
-Girlfriend. I'm Ayesha.

423
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,680
You must be the famous Reema.

424
00:21:57,759 --> 00:21:59,839
Guilty as charged.

425
00:22:02,397 --> 00:22:04,676
Well, help yourself
to some drinks, guys.

426
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,914
It was meant to only be
school people,

427
00:22:06,995 --> 00:22:10,353
so just introduce yourself,
everyone's really friendly.

428
00:22:10,432 --> 00:22:12,192
Oh, and don't go in the water.

429
00:22:12,272 --> 00:22:13,471
Apparently the harbour's

430
00:22:13,552 --> 00:22:15,351
completely rammed
with jellyfish.

431
00:22:15,431 --> 00:22:17,550
-Gross.
-Right?

432
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:19,109
But it's not their fault.

433
00:22:19,189 --> 00:22:21,508
Life must be tricky
if you haven't got a brain.

434
00:22:28,064 --> 00:22:29,704
ZAC: So how did you guys
get together?

435
00:22:29,784 --> 00:22:31,223
MICHAEL: Oh, you know, just...

436
00:22:31,303 --> 00:22:32,622
Do you want to...
Yeah, we, um...

437
00:22:32,701 --> 00:22:34,181
It was at a bookshop. Um...

438
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:36,060
I was going in
and she was coming out

439
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:38,859
and we bumped into each other
and she dropped everything

440
00:22:38,939 --> 00:22:42,417
and, uh, yeah, I helped her
pick up the books,

441
00:22:42,497 --> 00:22:46,815
the multiple books, and, yeah,
then she asked me out.

442
00:22:46,894 --> 00:22:48,933
-That's like a movie.
-MICHAEL: Mm.

443
00:22:49,014 --> 00:22:51,971
Or real life. Yeah.

444
00:22:52,052 --> 00:22:53,451
Yeah, look, I mean, it's cute.

445
00:22:53,532 --> 00:22:55,211
Not as cute as
nearly asphyxiating

446
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,490
in the back of a ute.

447
00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:59,409
-I mean, that's next level.
-Huh?

448
00:22:59,489 --> 00:23:01,408
Your best friend, Reema.

449
00:23:01,488 --> 00:23:03,287
She, like, surprised you
10 minutes ago.

450
00:23:03,366 --> 00:23:04,566
Oh, yeah.

451
00:23:04,646 --> 00:23:07,445
Yeah, that's how you make
an entrance.

452
00:23:07,525 --> 00:23:10,763
Yeah, that was...
That was pretty amazing.

453
00:23:10,843 --> 00:23:12,961
Now that I think about it.

454
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,680
Hey, Mads, my mate said
she saw you the other night.

455
00:23:16,759 --> 00:23:18,919
You were hanging around,
like, a church or something?

456
00:23:18,999 --> 00:23:21,118
Not hanging around. Vandalising.

457
00:23:21,198 --> 00:23:22,677
Oh, no.

458
00:23:22,757 --> 00:23:24,635
Tell your mate Oly's tutor,
who she's fucking,

459
00:23:24,716 --> 00:23:26,715
made us vandalise a church.

460
00:23:29,354 --> 00:23:33,352
-Didn't you, Michael?
-Hold on, you're her tutor?

461
00:23:33,432 --> 00:23:37,190
No. I'm a bookshop worker.

462
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:41,067
Thanks.

463
00:23:42,227 --> 00:23:44,546
Whoa, slow down.
There's ketamine in there.

464
00:23:48,183 --> 00:23:49,584
-OK.
-Alright, go, go, go.

465
00:23:49,663 --> 00:23:51,663
MADISON: Oh, my God,
I love smelly cheese.

466
00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:54,740
ZAC: Michael.

467
00:23:55,661 --> 00:23:57,499
Ah, clink, clink, clink.

468
00:23:57,580 --> 00:24:00,658
-Hey, everyone! Hey!
-GUESTS: Hey.

469
00:24:00,738 --> 00:24:03,096
(BRITISH ACCENT)
Erm, I just wanted to say

470
00:24:03,177 --> 00:24:05,615
thank you all ever so much
for coming.

471
00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:08,734
(NORMALLY) As you all know,
I went overseas to find myself.

472
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,413
And I did. And she's amazing.

473
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:17,090
But what I didn't realise
was how much I would miss this.

474
00:24:17,170 --> 00:24:21,327
I think sometimes you have
to make new friends to realise,

475
00:24:21,408 --> 00:24:25,326
"Oh, no, maybe my old friends
are better."

476
00:24:27,205 --> 00:24:29,204
Even if we've changed.

477
00:24:32,802 --> 00:24:35,681
Anyways, I'm not gonna be
in town for much longer,

478
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,239
so everybody think of
one nice thing to say to me.

479
00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:40,158
Be specific.

480
00:24:40,238 --> 00:24:42,477
-(GUESTS CHUCKLE)
-Crowd goes wild.

481
00:24:42,557 --> 00:24:44,756
(GUESTS CHEER)

482
00:24:48,474 --> 00:24:50,313
I never thought
I'd be back here.

483
00:24:50,393 --> 00:24:52,152
I thought I was leaving forever.

484
00:24:52,231 --> 00:24:56,029
Yeah. I never thought I'd donate
my sperm to Talia, but I did.

485
00:24:56,110 --> 00:24:58,109
Life's crazy, huh?

486
00:24:58,909 --> 00:25:00,508
What?

487
00:25:00,587 --> 00:25:03,227
Yeah, nah, Talia
and her girlfriend

488
00:25:03,307 --> 00:25:05,306
asked me for some help
and I said yes.

489
00:25:07,265 --> 00:25:09,264
Did you?

490
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,822
How cool.

491
00:25:11,902 --> 00:25:14,861
To have a baby with Talia.

492
00:25:14,941 --> 00:25:16,420
Talia's girlfriend.

493
00:25:16,499 --> 00:25:18,499
Talia's
girlfriend.

494
00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:22,297
How absolutely exciting.

495
00:25:22,377 --> 00:25:24,375
You reckon?

496
00:25:24,936 --> 00:25:26,935
You're the only person
I've told so far.

497
00:25:28,054 --> 00:25:30,093
-You haven't told Alicia?
-Ayesha.

498
00:25:30,172 --> 00:25:32,532
No. It's early days, so...

499
00:25:35,651 --> 00:25:39,129
Wow. That's great.

500
00:25:39,209 --> 00:25:41,248
That's great.

501
00:25:41,327 --> 00:25:43,966
If that's what you want.

502
00:25:44,046 --> 00:25:46,325
It's easy for me.

503
00:25:46,404 --> 00:25:48,403
It'll make them happy.

504
00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:54,801
I dropped out of uni.
And I got divorced.

505
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,798
Ouch. Really?

506
00:25:58,879 --> 00:26:00,238
Yeah.

507
00:26:00,317 --> 00:26:02,237
That's intense.

508
00:26:02,317 --> 00:26:04,875
It's good.
I mean, it's not good.

509
00:26:04,956 --> 00:26:06,955
But it's good.

510
00:26:07,595 --> 00:26:09,354
Really?

511
00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:10,873
Yeah.

512
00:26:10,952 --> 00:26:13,592
It turns out doing everything
you're supposed to do

513
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:16,789
and getting everything
you wanted can suck.

514
00:26:19,509 --> 00:26:22,586
So...is that why
you're not going back?

515
00:26:25,466 --> 00:26:27,465
Who told you I'm not going back?

516
00:26:30,263 --> 00:26:32,262
Don't tell anyone.

517
00:26:35,541 --> 00:26:37,540
Oly's lucky to have you.

518
00:26:38,778 --> 00:26:40,778
Not everyone gets a Reema.

519
00:26:42,257 --> 00:26:45,135
That's true. She is lucky.

520
00:26:47,735 --> 00:26:49,054
(OLY LAUGHS)

521
00:26:49,134 --> 00:26:51,133
God, she's a bad drunk.

522
00:26:52,252 --> 00:26:54,611
(MELANCHOLY
ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC)

523
00:26:57,490 --> 00:27:02,047
SONG: ♪ Who are you to ask
for anything more?

524
00:27:03,885 --> 00:27:06,725
♪ Do you wait for
your dancing lessons

525
00:27:06,805 --> 00:27:11,442
♪ To be sent from God?

526
00:27:15,641 --> 00:27:17,879
-♪ You'd like his light... ♪
-Hey, Olympia!

527
00:27:20,918 --> 00:27:23,116
(ALL GASP)

528
00:27:24,236 --> 00:27:26,955
Did you just throw
a jellyfish at me?

529
00:27:27,035 --> 00:27:30,353
-I don't know. Did I?
-Um, jellyfish fight?

530
00:27:30,432 --> 00:27:33,072
Is that a thing?
Are you guys crazy?

531
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,831
(ALL SQUEAL PLAYFULLY)

532
00:27:34,911 --> 00:27:38,308
♪ ..enough... ♪

533
00:27:39,308 --> 00:27:41,307
MICHAEL: I got you!

534
00:27:42,187 --> 00:27:45,426
♪ You'd like a light
to shine on you

535
00:27:52,342 --> 00:27:55,621
♪ And every book you take

536
00:27:55,701 --> 00:27:58,819
♪ And you dust off
from the shelf

537
00:27:58,899 --> 00:28:01,937
♪ Has lines between lines

538
00:28:02,017 --> 00:28:06,855
♪ Between lines

539
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,933
♪ That you read about yourself

540
00:28:13,891 --> 00:28:16,810
♪ But does a light shine on you?

541
00:28:24,326 --> 00:28:25,605
♪ And when your friends

542
00:28:25,686 --> 00:28:27,245
♪ Are talking

543
00:28:27,325 --> 00:28:29,883
♪ You hardly hear a word

544
00:28:29,962 --> 00:28:33,720
♪ You were the first person here

545
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,678
♪ And the last man on the Earth

546
00:28:43,677 --> 00:28:46,595
♪ But does a light
shine on you? ♪