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(QUIRKY MUSIC)

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MADISON: Apart from having
'Keeks' as a nickname,

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she doesn't seem too suss.

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I said I don't care.

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You don't care if someone
hanging out with your kid

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is suss or not?

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(EXHALES) How did it go down
when you met your stepkids?

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(LAUGHS) No, it didn't go down.

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The mum wanted to meet me first,

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make sure I wasn't a murderer
or whatever.

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So we met at this pub,

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things got tense between them
and she left.

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And I was walking across
the car park

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and she hit me with her car.

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What?!

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It was intense.

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And she said she didn't see me
but, like, really?

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Was that supposed
to make me feel better?

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Oh, hey, look at this.

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OK.

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Stop making me desperate
by association, please.

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Any day now, J might be

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accidentally calling
this Keeks bitch Mama.

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So, Oly, you ARE desperate.

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And she is selling such
a cute vase on Marketplace.

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-I hate vases.
-No way.

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No, no, today we love vases.

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No.

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Oh, Oly, you're not even
a tiny bit curious?

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Hey there.

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Oh, this must be the vase.

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Yes, ma'am.

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You're not old enough to be
a ma'am. That's embarrassing.

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Where did you even
get this thing?

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It just, you know...
Things appear.

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Is it stolen or something?

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No, prob...probably not.

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No, it really isn't.

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MADISON: OK, spill.

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Well, so, last year I had
a big night with my cousins,

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and I woke up
and this was in my bed.

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-(MADISON LAUGHS) What?
-Yeah, like, I woke up and bam!

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There it is on the pillow
next to me.

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And I asked
the house party people

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and this bar we went to
if it was theirs

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and literally put up signs,

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and nobody owns it
or knows where it came from.

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MADISON: Oh, my God,
I love that.

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It's basically how I met
my last boyfriend.

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(CHUCKLES) Honestly, like,
I don't hate it. I just...

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I tried living with it, and it
just freaks me out too much.

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Like, where did it come from?

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-I do feel conflicted, though.
-Don't. Don't.

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Oh, but seriously, though,

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I don't have any money
on me for this.

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Oh. You can transfer me.

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Oh, my phone's bung.

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Is there an ATM nearby?

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Oh, good idea. You could stay
here and I'll go get it.

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KEEKS: Oh, no, that's OK.
I can come with you.

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MADISON: Oh, weird. I had it
right...right here.

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MADISON:
She's a major introvert.

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KEEKS: Cool shoes!

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Um, well, I guess
I better be off.

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Yeah, thanks.

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-Nice to chat.
-See ya.

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See ya.

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That was really bad, Mads.

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Yeah, shit, she's nice.

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-(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)
-ARIEL: OK, get out of my way.

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TALIA: You're a control freak.
You're driving me nuts.

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(BOTH CONTINUE BICKERING)

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-This is fine.
-That is...

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What, no, this is fine. Ooh. Ah!

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What?

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(VINCE CLEARS THROAT)

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I'd just like to let you guys
know that I am here eating.

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And true.

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VINCE: Yeah.

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You're still busted.
I just forgot myself.

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Oh, you'll be over it
in two hours.

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-TALIA: Mm, we'll see.
-Yeah, OK, but what happened?

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Ariel, out of the blue,
without warning,

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asked my dad if he'd like
to donate his sperm to her.

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-To us.
-Yeah.

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But it'll be going up
your vagina so it's weird.

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(LAUGHS)

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-Hey, my mum was not pleased.
-OK.

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It's not funny!

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-It isn't?
-(ARIEL LAUGHS)

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Look, she didn't even tell me
she was gonna ask.

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No, we talked about it.

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Yeah, I think I would've
remembered that.

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ARIEL: I don't know,
remember talking about

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how you were gonna start
composting?

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-(LAUGHS) Sorry.
-Shut up.

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Yeah, well, maybe you just
forgot about that too.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-It's totally different.
-Yeah?

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Mm. (CHUCKLES)

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Ooh, we didn't even finish...

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It's alright.
I'll... I'll do it.

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BOTH: Thanks, Vince.

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(PHONE BUZZES)

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I think I'm gonna introduce J
to Keeks.

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Good idea? Bad idea?

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It's a big call.

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Could be good.

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Have you asked your dad?

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He'd know a lot about
this sort of stuff.

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He said, "Just don't do
what I did with Rosa."

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So the only way is up, right?

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Right. Ah, don't sweat it, uce.

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And if things do go to shit,

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at least you'll have a nice ute.

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SANTI: Yeah. Hey.

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We gotta bargain him down, OK?
I'm not paying that much.

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Just look along the panels,
frown a bunch, say some shit.

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Make him scared
we've lost interest, you know?

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OK.

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Bit of intimidation.

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(GROWLS AND BARKS)

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(BARKS)

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(BREEZY MUSIC)

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JACINDA: I'm sorry. She's dead.

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Maybe the cancer came back.

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(WHISPERS) You can wake up now.

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Bah! (LAUGHS)

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You're not dead. It was a joke!

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Oh, phew!

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What's a PET scan?

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A PET scan? It's a medic...

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Yoo-hoo!

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-Dum Dum!
-Hey!

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-Ohh!
-(GIGGLES)

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Oh, you little angel.
Are you ready for the park?

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What are you doing down there?

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Um, I'm preparing for
a big day, actually.

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(CHUCKLES) Whatever works, huh?

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Come on, let's get out
of this dungeon.

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-(DOM GROWLS PLAYFULLY)
-(JACINDA CACKLES)

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(ANGIE EXHALES)

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(ETHEREAL BELLS RING)

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Oh, flowers are beautiful.

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What did they say?

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It's really bad news.

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(STIFLES LAUGHTER)

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What is it?

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It's just really terrible news.
It's...

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It's back. (LAUGHS)

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It's back.

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I can't tell if you're joking
or processing.

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Oh, dammit. I can't keep
a straight face.

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Ah!

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I'm fine. I'm fine.

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No. No, you are not.
You are sick!

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-Sick! Sick!
-(LAUGHS)

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-Off to the morgue.
-The flowers are beautiful.

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Mean people don't get flowers.

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Mean people
don't get cancer either.

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You don't think
it's a coincidence

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that I worried about everyone
else's feelings for so long,

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just pouring my never-ending
emotional labour

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into the great domestic abyss,
and got cancer?

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And then I stopped
doing all that

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and my scan is crystal clear?

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Hmm. Might have
just been the chemo.

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Chemo doesn't
always work, though.

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Not when it's caring
that gives you the cancer.

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It's not even the weirdest
interaction I've had at all.

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Like, I had one couple

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who wanted to trade
my old pressure cooker

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for a whole lot
of spiders in jars.

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Were they...spider breeders?

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I don't know.
I wasn't about to investigate.

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It's a weird world
out there, babe,

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so a scatty chick
and her silent friend

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who pay me in full,
it's normal enough for me.

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Fair enough.

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Sometimes, uh, you meet
interesting people.

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Yeah, you do.

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-Hey.
-Hey, yeah?

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I've been thinking.

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And...since you love

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meeting people so much,

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maybe you'd be up for meeting J.

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If...if you wanted to.

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Meet J?

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Yeah.

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Excuse me, are you
making this official?

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Are you saying we weren't
already official?

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I'm not saying anything.

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But, yeah, of course.
I'd love to meet her.

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And I promise I won't turn into
an evil wicked stepmother.

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Well, at least not straightaway.

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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

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(KEEKS CHUCKLES)

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Papi, watch me!

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I'm watching, puchita.
Doing great.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Wow. You dressed up.

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Oh, thanks a lot.

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No, no, sorry, you look great.
It's just, um...

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We're at the park.

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I wanted to make
a good impression.

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Sorry. No, I didn't...I didn't
mean it like that. I'm just...

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Are you nervous?

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No. I'm fine.

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Is J here?

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Yeah. Yeah, she's just...
just over by the swings.

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Watch me, Papi!

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I got her this. Um, I'm not sure
if it's the right kind of thing.

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It's a hat.

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Does she like hats?

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Um...

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That's a no.

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(HALF-LAUGHS) Shit.

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-Should we...
-Yeah.

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Let's do it.

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Unless, um...
unless you wanna wait?

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Won't she wonder why
I didn't turn up?

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Yeah, the thing is,

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she doesn't...she doesn't know
you're coming.

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Why didn't you tell her?

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Um...

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I-I don't know.

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OK.

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Well, I feel stupid.

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Right.

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OK, then I guess
this isn't gonna happen?

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Um...

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Yeah. Probably not, eh.

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But...but we can, um...
We can...we can do another day.

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Do you want it
to be another time, though?

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Huh?

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What?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Keeks.

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Then no, this really
isn't gonna happen.

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-What?
-Papi, you're not watching me!

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(WHISPERS) What the fuck?

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(BREEZY, MEDITATIVE MUSIC)

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Whoa, Mum.
Your fascia's like butter.

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I've never felt anything
this harmonious before.

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(ANGIE CHUCKLES)

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Yeah, well, it's been
a pretty good couple of days.

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Yeah, I mean, I knew we could
realign your tangential plane

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but this is just crazy.

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Yeah, I'm very relieved
for some reason.

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Mm, well, this is the cumulative
effect of self-care.

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People underestimate the value
of buying themselves flowers.

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Oh, no, these were
bought for me.

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The universe gives us what
we allow ourselves to receive.

254
00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:23,116
Ooh.

255
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,236
Yeah, no, there's a block here.

256
00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:27,436
Some tension.

257
00:13:27,536 --> 00:13:30,436
Oh, wonder what
that could be from.

258
00:13:30,536 --> 00:13:32,536
Hmm.

259
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,216
(OUTGOING CALL RINGS)

260
00:13:40,256 --> 00:13:42,756
Hey, puchita. How are you?

261
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,396
JACINDA: <i>Grangie gave me a bath.</i>

262
00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:47,036
Ah, you've had a bath.
That's good.

263
00:13:47,136 --> 00:13:49,396
But why are you at Grangie's?

264
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,356
<i>I had a bath bomb.</i>

265
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,436
Bath bomb. Sounds very cool.

266
00:13:53,536 --> 00:13:55,596
<i>Papi, can we watch a movie?</i>

267
00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:57,876
Yeah, of course,
we can go see a movie.

268
00:13:57,976 --> 00:13:59,556
<i>-Can it be tomorrow?</i>
-But, hey, um...

269
00:13:59,656 --> 00:14:01,076
Is Mum not there with you?

270
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,616
<i>She's sick.</i>
<i>She's not feeling well.</i>

271
00:14:04,616 --> 00:14:05,676
Really?

272
00:14:05,776 --> 00:14:07,516
<i>She let me have a sleepover.</i>

273
00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:11,236
Well, um, let's hope
she gets better soon, huh?

274
00:14:11,336 --> 00:14:12,356
<i>Yeah.</i>

275
00:14:12,456 --> 00:14:14,156
I should get to take her
if Oly's sick.

276
00:14:14,256 --> 00:14:16,196
-Hey, I don't mind.
-Yeah, but I do.

277
00:14:16,296 --> 00:14:18,716
Hey, hey, Santi,
she's having fun.

278
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:22,116
That's more important than
who it's with or where she is.

279
00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:24,196
OK, but Oly can't keep
doing this.

280
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:29,656
OK, that's between you and Oly,
not me, and definitely not J.

281
00:14:32,336 --> 00:14:33,796
Just let her be, Santi.

282
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:36,456
Don't ruin her night because
you're in a mood with Oly.

283
00:14:39,376 --> 00:14:41,496
-Is she OK?
-Yeah.

284
00:14:47,056 --> 00:14:50,116
Just don't try
taking that hat off.

285
00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:53,456
Don't know where it came from
but she is obsessed.

286
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:57,496
It was a present.

287
00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:02,036
Am I gonna kill a fish
with this plastic bag?

288
00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:03,516
Mmm. Chips.

289
00:15:03,616 --> 00:15:05,796
-I need to wee.
-Then wee.

290
00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:07,476
I can't just wee here.

291
00:15:07,576 --> 00:15:09,716
OK, relax, Ol.

292
00:15:09,816 --> 00:15:12,056
I'm so relaxed.

293
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:17,076
-You're not relaxed.
-I am so relaxed!

294
00:15:17,176 --> 00:15:18,516
(BIRD CHIRPS)

295
00:15:18,616 --> 00:15:21,576
(MADISON GASPS, THEN CHUCKLES)

296
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,096
(URINATES)

297
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,216
-See.
-Mm.

298
00:15:29,856 --> 00:15:31,316
-Shit.
-What?

299
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:32,316
It's Keeks.

300
00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:35,076
-What?
-Quick! Quick!

301
00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:37,796
Argh! Argh!

302
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,956
(CACKLES) Oh, my God.
I was kidding.

303
00:15:41,056 --> 00:15:42,636
Hilarious.

304
00:15:42,736 --> 00:15:44,736
Thank you.

305
00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:52,036
Does it look OK?

306
00:15:52,136 --> 00:15:53,716
Is it gonna leave a scar?

307
00:15:53,816 --> 00:15:55,816
Mm.

308
00:15:56,376 --> 00:15:57,796
Maybe in the shape of a 'K'.

309
00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,276
(CHUCKLES)

310
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,836
-No. Don't.
-Nah. It'll be nothing.

311
00:16:02,936 --> 00:16:07,296
I don't know. She doesn't
really seem like nothing.

312
00:16:10,696 --> 00:16:12,696
How's your shift?

313
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:14,796
Yeah.

314
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,896
We had...

315
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:19,116
Sorry, you sure
you wanna hear about this?

316
00:16:19,216 --> 00:16:21,216
Yeah.

317
00:16:22,376 --> 00:16:24,636
We had, um...

318
00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:26,736
..a woman come in.

319
00:16:27,816 --> 00:16:29,356
Cervix wasn't dilating.

320
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,956
High blood pressure.

321
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,576
Baby was in...in distress.

322
00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:38,176
Um...they had to do
an emergency caesar.

323
00:16:41,096 --> 00:16:43,096
Was the baby OK?

324
00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:54,456
(SIGHS) Isn't that hard?

325
00:16:57,696 --> 00:16:59,156
Yeah.

326
00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:03,236
Mostly it's the best day
of people's lives.

327
00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:07,216
Other times it's, um...
it's not.

328
00:17:14,216 --> 00:17:15,956
Hey, I've got a few
more minutes on break.

329
00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:19,216
Did you need me to steal you
more biscuits?

330
00:17:22,176 --> 00:17:23,636
Nah, I'm good, thanks.

331
00:17:23,736 --> 00:17:25,036
OK.

332
00:17:25,136 --> 00:17:27,196
Well, better make
some moves then.

333
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,296
(SIGHS)

334
00:17:32,536 --> 00:17:34,536
Hey.

335
00:17:36,696 --> 00:17:38,976
Maybe don't tell Santi
about this.

336
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,976
Yeah, no, I definitely will.

337
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:45,836
Say hi to Angie for me.

338
00:17:45,936 --> 00:17:47,436
I hope she's doing OK.

339
00:17:47,536 --> 00:17:49,536
Yeah, she's fine.

340
00:17:50,376 --> 00:17:52,376
She's, uh...

341
00:18:03,336 --> 00:18:04,756
(OUTGOING CALL RINGS)

342
00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:06,916
VOICEMAIL: <i>Hi, this is Angie.</i>
<i>Leave a message.</i>

343
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:08,396
Hey, Mum.

344
00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:12,276
Um, I just wanted to say sorry

345
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:14,476
for missing your PET scan.

346
00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:17,576
(WISTFUL MUSIC)

347
00:18:31,295 --> 00:18:33,815
(RELAXED MUSIC PLAYS
ON SPEAKERS)

348
00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:46,395
-I thought you had J.
-She's staying with her grandma.

349
00:18:46,495 --> 00:18:49,775
But listen, um, about today.

350
00:18:50,935 --> 00:18:52,935
That was my bad.

351
00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:56,155
I'd say it isn't, but it is.

352
00:18:56,255 --> 00:18:58,275
Yeah.

353
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:02,475
Look, it's just, um, J's had
so much change recently

354
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,575
and...

355
00:19:05,495 --> 00:19:09,315
..I didn't realise till it was
too late, obviously, but...

356
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,475
It's OK.

357
00:19:11,575 --> 00:19:15,875
Actually it's, um, when you said
the 'stepmother' thing.

358
00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:18,155
-Oh, fuck, I knew it.
-(CHUCKLES)

359
00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:20,155
No, no, no. It's, um...

360
00:19:20,255 --> 00:19:23,935
It just made me think of J
having a stepfather.

361
00:19:28,775 --> 00:19:30,775
That really wigged me out.

362
00:19:32,975 --> 00:19:34,355
I'm sorry.

363
00:19:34,455 --> 00:19:37,655
I don't know what
that says about me but...

364
00:19:38,935 --> 00:19:40,975
Maybe it's fair enough.

365
00:19:43,695 --> 00:19:46,475
Yeah. Maybe.

366
00:19:46,575 --> 00:19:49,795
-But, um, guess what.
-What?

367
00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:52,035
-J loved the present.
-Yes!

368
00:19:52,135 --> 00:19:54,175
Oh, yay! (LAUGHS)

369
00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:01,275
I'm sorry.

370
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,375
OK?

371
00:20:04,215 --> 00:20:06,215
I really am.

372
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,415
OK.

373
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,115
(TALIA CALLS OUT) Vince.

374
00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:32,875
Yep?

375
00:20:32,975 --> 00:20:34,975
(SIGHS) Coming.

376
00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:41,355
-(KNOCK AT DOOR)
-(SPEAKS SOFTLY)

377
00:20:41,455 --> 00:20:44,315
-TALIA: Hey.
-Hey.

378
00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:46,415
ARIEL: Hey.

379
00:20:47,255 --> 00:20:49,255
Nah, it's cool. Come. Sit.

380
00:20:54,335 --> 00:20:56,335
How was work?

381
00:21:05,215 --> 00:21:07,215
How are you guys going?

382
00:21:11,055 --> 00:21:15,255
No, guys. No. It's fine.
What's up?

383
00:21:16,935 --> 00:21:18,715
Uh, well, um...

384
00:21:18,815 --> 00:21:22,315
We were talking, uh,
and thinking and...

385
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:25,675
..well, talking about you
and thinking how great you are.

386
00:21:25,775 --> 00:21:27,775
You're better than great.
Wonderful.

387
00:21:29,815 --> 00:21:31,515
And we don't agree on
most things.

388
00:21:31,615 --> 00:21:33,615
But we definitely agree on that.

389
00:21:34,735 --> 00:21:37,195
-You're the best guy we know.
-The best.

390
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:40,155
Uh...thanks.

391
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,255
TALIA: And...

392
00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:45,475
..it's Ariel's dream
to have a baby.

393
00:21:45,575 --> 00:21:48,335
And I know it doesn't always
work out perfectly.

394
00:21:50,095 --> 00:21:52,195
But... Oh, sorry. I think
this is maybe a bad time.

395
00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:54,295
No, sorry. Go on.

396
00:21:55,775 --> 00:22:00,355
You know I haven't had much luck
so far with finding a donor

397
00:22:00,455 --> 00:22:02,515
and I realised it was
the universe telling me

398
00:22:02,615 --> 00:22:04,615
that it was the wrong time.

399
00:22:05,215 --> 00:22:09,795
So, we wondered if
you would do us the honour...

400
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:13,575
Of giving us
your wonderful sperm?

401
00:22:16,015 --> 00:22:18,875
-(BOTH CHUCKLE UNCERTAINLY)
-Um...

402
00:22:18,975 --> 00:22:21,095
(QUIRKY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)

403
00:22:28,735 --> 00:22:30,955
Oh. You know it's customary

404
00:22:31,055 --> 00:22:33,435
to stay in if you've not been
feeling well.

405
00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:35,475
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

406
00:22:35,575 --> 00:22:37,355
-Aww, cute.
-Yeah, well...

407
00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:40,115
Must take it out of you
dropping J over here.

408
00:22:40,215 --> 00:22:41,795
Or not.

409
00:22:41,895 --> 00:22:43,555
Mum, so much has been happening.

410
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,155
-Santi has a girlfriend.
-Do we have any food?

411
00:22:46,255 --> 00:22:47,795
OK, Oly, I don't need
to be involved.

412
00:22:47,895 --> 00:22:49,835
Mum, I said I'm sorry.
It slipped my mind.

413
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:52,355
I've had SO much going on.
Did I even...

414
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:53,795
Hello.

415
00:22:53,895 --> 00:22:56,155
BOTH: What are you doing here?

416
00:22:56,255 --> 00:22:57,675
-It's my weekend.
-I wanna see J.

417
00:22:57,775 --> 00:23:00,355
-I thought you were sick.
-Well, come on in, everyone.

418
00:23:00,455 --> 00:23:01,955
I don't want J
to meet your girlfriend.

419
00:23:02,055 --> 00:23:03,435
I don't even know who she is.

420
00:23:03,535 --> 00:23:06,275
Can you take that outside?
And, Bowie, they are mine.

421
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:07,995
I already told her
it's happening.

422
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,515
Yeah, well, I take back
my permission.

423
00:23:09,615 --> 00:23:10,755
I don't need your permission.

424
00:23:10,855 --> 00:23:12,315
You don't want
those raspberries, do you?

425
00:23:12,415 --> 00:23:14,715
OK, out! Out!

426
00:23:14,815 --> 00:23:17,335
Everybody, out. Out of my house.

427
00:23:18,415 --> 00:23:20,415
Out.

428
00:23:20,895 --> 00:23:24,915
You know, people at my work
buy me flowers

429
00:23:25,015 --> 00:23:28,275
and my students write me
letters of thanks,

430
00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:30,675
and every now and again,
they win a literary prize

431
00:23:30,775 --> 00:23:33,795
and write my name
in the foreword of their book.

432
00:23:33,895 --> 00:23:34,995
-But...
-(SLOWS DRUMMING)

433
00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,795
Oh, darling,
that is beautiful drumming.

434
00:23:36,895 --> 00:23:38,875
Can I meet you upstairs
in a tick?

435
00:23:38,975 --> 00:23:41,575
Thank you, JJ. Great work.

436
00:23:43,295 --> 00:23:44,635
What have I got here?

437
00:23:44,735 --> 00:23:46,795
Is anyone thanking me in a book?

438
00:23:46,895 --> 00:23:48,315
Ho, no.

439
00:23:48,415 --> 00:23:50,275
Is anyone paying me?

440
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:53,955
You know, at work, I get paid,
I get acknowledgement,

441
00:23:54,055 --> 00:23:56,395
I get super, I get flowers.

442
00:23:56,495 --> 00:23:58,515
But what do I get here?

443
00:23:58,615 --> 00:24:02,535
No flowers. No super.
No acknowledgement.

444
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:10,195
Teaching award.

445
00:24:10,295 --> 00:24:12,715
Literal reward.

446
00:24:12,815 --> 00:24:15,835
Here...nope. No reward.

447
00:24:15,935 --> 00:24:17,935
Oww!

448
00:24:18,695 --> 00:24:20,155
(LOCKS DOOR)

449
00:24:20,255 --> 00:24:21,635
Mum, I live here.

450
00:24:21,735 --> 00:24:25,235
-Excuse me.
-No, no, no. You can't come in.

451
00:24:25,335 --> 00:24:28,235
If you can't remember
my 1-year PET scan,

452
00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:30,075
then you can't come in.

453
00:24:30,175 --> 00:24:32,835
PET scan. Whoops.

454
00:24:32,935 --> 00:24:34,555
-Yeah, same.
-Are you OK?

455
00:24:34,655 --> 00:24:35,995
I'm not telling.

456
00:24:36,095 --> 00:24:38,155
-Mum!
-No, it's too bad.

457
00:24:38,255 --> 00:24:39,635
It's too late.

458
00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:42,514
Yeah, well, if I did
indeed forget it,

459
00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:44,394
it's because I blocked it out.

460
00:24:44,494 --> 00:24:45,754
On purpose.

461
00:24:45,854 --> 00:24:48,954
Oh, right, yeah. Classic Dom.

462
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,314
Oh, 'classic'.

463
00:24:50,414 --> 00:24:52,354
And where does
fucking one's oncologist

464
00:24:52,454 --> 00:24:55,294
fit in the spectrum
of classic behaviour?

465
00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:58,114
Well, you wouldn't touch me.

466
00:24:58,214 --> 00:24:59,954
I-I'm gonna wait in the park.

467
00:25:00,054 --> 00:25:01,554
Oh...

468
00:25:01,654 --> 00:25:03,314
What was I supposed to do,

469
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:06,714
shrivel up and die
from sexual neglect?

470
00:25:06,814 --> 00:25:08,794
(CHORTLES SARCASTICALLY)
Oh, that's a thing now, is it?

471
00:25:08,894 --> 00:25:12,314
Hello, darling. Can we not do
this on public display, please?

472
00:25:12,414 --> 00:25:13,794
Let me in.

473
00:25:13,894 --> 00:25:15,994
Just because I had cancer

474
00:25:16,094 --> 00:25:18,794
doesn't mean
I stopped needing you.

475
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:21,594
(STAMMERS)
I drove you everywhere,

476
00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:24,434
and I was at
every single appointment.

477
00:25:24,534 --> 00:25:27,034
You weren't with me.
You weren't with me.

478
00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:32,674
You acted like you were ferrying
around an alien made of glass.

479
00:25:32,774 --> 00:25:34,314
What are you talking about?

480
00:25:34,414 --> 00:25:36,714
Am I seriously
getting into trouble

481
00:25:36,814 --> 00:25:39,674
because I didn't try
to get my rocks off with you

482
00:25:39,774 --> 00:25:41,714
whilst you were sick?

483
00:25:41,814 --> 00:25:43,714
See, that's the problem, Dom.

484
00:25:43,814 --> 00:25:45,954
You wouldn't even consider

485
00:25:46,054 --> 00:25:49,434
that I might have got
some much-needed pleasure too.

486
00:25:49,534 --> 00:25:51,794
-Yep.
-You decided for me.

487
00:25:51,894 --> 00:25:55,994
Or you were worried
you'd catch cancer.

488
00:25:56,094 --> 00:25:58,594
Yeah! Yeah! That's what it was.
That's bullshit!

489
00:25:58,694 --> 00:26:00,994
-Well, how would I know?
-That's not why I was angry.

490
00:26:01,094 --> 00:26:02,314
You wouldn't even talk about it.

491
00:26:02,414 --> 00:26:04,954
I was upset that you were
gonna die, darling!

492
00:26:05,054 --> 00:26:07,054
So was I!

493
00:26:08,494 --> 00:26:10,194
Which is why I don't understand

494
00:26:10,294 --> 00:26:11,874
why you wouldn't do me
the dignity

495
00:26:11,974 --> 00:26:15,154
of admitting
that you found me disgusting

496
00:26:15,254 --> 00:26:16,994
and diseased.

497
00:26:17,094 --> 00:26:19,554
I knew it
but you wouldn't say it.

498
00:26:19,654 --> 00:26:21,314
There was a reason

499
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,754
why I was attracted
to the way he looked at me

500
00:26:23,854 --> 00:26:25,874
and talked to me
and listened to me.

501
00:26:25,974 --> 00:26:29,674
What, like a patient, huh?

502
00:26:29,774 --> 00:26:32,834
No. Like a woman, Dom.

503
00:26:32,934 --> 00:26:36,474
Like a whole woman
right there in front of him.

504
00:26:36,574 --> 00:26:38,994
Yeah, with a few crappy cells,

505
00:26:39,094 --> 00:26:41,734
but who could
still be desirable.

506
00:26:46,494 --> 00:26:49,154
As if any of our break-ups
over the years

507
00:26:49,254 --> 00:26:52,474
have ever been about me
not wanting you.

508
00:26:52,574 --> 00:26:54,574
(WISTFUL MUSIC)

509
00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:09,594
No wonder J's getting in trouble

510
00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:11,694
if that's how your mum is
around her.

511
00:27:12,934 --> 00:27:14,934
Are you kidding?

512
00:27:16,294 --> 00:27:20,254
You have literally zero respect
for what it's like to be a mum.

513
00:27:21,254 --> 00:27:23,874
I'm pretty sure she was
including you in the rant.

514
00:27:23,974 --> 00:27:27,154
Yeah. Well, at least
I can acknowledge it.

515
00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:29,634
Oh, look at that.
Oly wins again. Huh?

516
00:27:29,734 --> 00:27:31,774
(DRUMMING PLAYS NEARBY)

517
00:27:34,934 --> 00:27:36,934
(OLY SIGHS)

518
00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:40,234
We need her to not see
this kind of thing.

519
00:27:40,334 --> 00:27:43,454
Yeah, I know. I don't want it
to be like this either.

520
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:48,914
So I think that we should just
use this as a drop-off point

521
00:27:49,014 --> 00:27:51,914
and we can coordinate so that
we don't have to cross paths.

522
00:27:52,014 --> 00:27:54,154
And that way, J doesn't
have to see anything bad

523
00:27:54,254 --> 00:27:56,294
and we can just move on
with our lives.

524
00:27:58,174 --> 00:28:00,714
Is that...
Is that what you want?

525
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,874
Yeah.

526
00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:05,374
Sensible boundaries sounds...

527
00:28:07,374 --> 00:28:09,374
..sounds sensible.

528
00:28:11,854 --> 00:28:13,854
Starting now.

529
00:28:18,134 --> 00:28:20,134
-Fine.
-Fine.

530
00:28:25,614 --> 00:28:27,614
OK.

531
00:28:36,494 --> 00:28:39,294
('TWICE' BY LITTLE DRAGON)

532
00:28:43,174 --> 00:28:44,354
(KEYS JANGLE)

533
00:28:44,454 --> 00:28:46,554
(VEHICLE BEEPS)

534
00:28:46,654 --> 00:28:48,774
Nice car.

535
00:28:56,734 --> 00:29:00,934
SONG: ♪ Twice I turned
my back on you

536
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:08,254
♪ And I fell flat on my face
but didn't lose

537
00:29:10,654 --> 00:29:15,014
♪ Tell me, where would I go?

538
00:29:16,294 --> 00:29:21,534
♪ And tell me, what led you on?
I'd love to know

539
00:29:23,414 --> 00:29:27,034
♪ Was it the blue night

540
00:29:27,134 --> 00:29:29,634
♪ Gone fragile?

541
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:33,234
♪ Was it both men

542
00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:36,834
♪ In wonder steady gone under?

543
00:29:36,934 --> 00:29:40,434
♪ Was it the light ways

544
00:29:40,534 --> 00:29:44,034
♪ So frightening?

545
00:29:44,134 --> 00:29:47,634
♪ Was it two wills?

546
00:29:47,734 --> 00:29:49,434
♪ One mirror

547
00:29:49,534 --> 00:29:51,774
♪ Holding us dearer now

548
00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:06,834
♪ I thought I had

549
00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:10,474
♪ An answer once

550
00:30:10,574 --> 00:30:13,514
♪ But your random ways

551
00:30:13,614 --> 00:30:16,474
♪ Swept me along... ♪