1 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:11,823 (BABY CRIES) 2 00:00:16,463 --> 00:00:19,464 ('NO OTHER WAY' BY MADDY JANE) 3 00:00:26,344 --> 00:00:31,004 ♪ I dunno about you but I chat to the same people every week 4 00:00:31,104 --> 00:00:33,364 ♪ And after a while, it gets kind of bleak 5 00:00:33,464 --> 00:00:34,844 ♪ "What have you been up to?" 6 00:00:34,944 --> 00:00:35,845 ♪ "Not much" "Sick" 7 00:00:35,945 --> 00:00:36,925 ♪ "Nice" 8 00:00:37,025 --> 00:00:41,205 ♪ "Well, I guess I'll see you in a bit 9 00:00:41,305 --> 00:00:43,365 ♪ "And we can talk about the same old..." ♪ 10 00:00:43,465 --> 00:00:45,465 (TOY SQUEAKS) 11 00:00:48,065 --> 00:00:50,685 ♪ And I love you all, and we're all so small 12 00:00:50,785 --> 00:00:54,946 ♪ And I wanna know what else there is to live for 13 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:59,426 ♪ 'Cause here I'm always too comfortable... ♪ 14 00:01:02,026 --> 00:01:03,566 -(SCREAMS) -(KER-CHING!) 15 00:01:03,666 --> 00:01:05,726 ♪ But there's no other way 16 00:01:05,826 --> 00:01:08,386 ♪ There's no other way... ♪ 17 00:01:12,027 --> 00:01:14,027 (MUMBLES) 18 00:01:20,187 --> 00:01:21,327 Well, I'm sorry, Ol, 19 00:01:21,427 --> 00:01:23,907 but I'm not allowed to keep it in the bedroom. 20 00:01:31,748 --> 00:01:34,648 Hey, got some exciting news about my app, 21 00:01:34,748 --> 00:01:36,368 if you're interested. 22 00:01:36,468 --> 00:01:38,868 Well, I'm just trying to distract you from the pain. 23 00:01:41,388 --> 00:01:42,288 (SPITS ICE OUT) 24 00:01:42,388 --> 00:01:44,128 I need to live in a place elsewhere 25 00:01:44,228 --> 00:01:48,269 where stupid people don't put stupid things in stupid places! 26 00:01:49,549 --> 00:01:51,549 Sorry, darling. 27 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:54,989 (HORN BLARES) 28 00:01:57,749 --> 00:02:01,109 (SPANISH SONG PLAYS) 29 00:02:29,591 --> 00:02:31,591 (ROSA LAUGHS) 30 00:02:42,592 --> 00:02:45,592 (SPANISH SONG CONTINUES) 31 00:02:53,432 --> 00:02:55,592 -(TYRES SQUEAL) -(ROSA GASPS) 32 00:02:58,193 --> 00:03:00,193 -(MATIAS EXHALES) -Oh, you stupid... 33 00:03:02,353 --> 00:03:05,273 SEBASTIAN: I got the party bag mix. 34 00:03:11,913 --> 00:03:13,914 ROSA: 35 00:03:15,634 --> 00:03:17,634 MATIAS: 36 00:03:20,714 --> 00:03:23,314 MATIAS: 37 00:03:25,994 --> 00:03:27,994 GABE: Bye. 38 00:03:30,634 --> 00:03:32,635 (MATIAS SIGHS HEAVILY) 39 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,595 -(POP!) -(ENGINE SPLUTTERS) 40 00:03:45,555 --> 00:03:48,035 Oh, no, no, no! 41 00:03:51,756 --> 00:03:53,616 -No, no, no! -Que paso? 42 00:03:53,716 --> 00:03:56,516 -(ENGINE STOPS) -(PULLS HANDBRAKE) 43 00:03:58,076 --> 00:03:59,776 (MATIAS OPENS DOOR) 44 00:03:59,876 --> 00:04:01,876 (MATIAS SLAMS DOOR) 45 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:10,077 Matias! Huh? 46 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,360 Bueno. 47 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,601 ROSA: 48 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,061 (TURTLE CHIRPS) 49 00:05:33,161 --> 00:05:36,062 Turty-Turts. Hey. (MAKES KISSING SOUND) 50 00:05:36,162 --> 00:05:38,162 (DOOR OPENS) 51 00:05:39,242 --> 00:05:40,582 Oh, hey. 52 00:05:40,682 --> 00:05:43,542 -Am I early for changeover? -No. 53 00:05:43,642 --> 00:05:46,282 There's blood in Turtle's poo. 54 00:05:47,322 --> 00:05:49,322 What? 55 00:05:49,802 --> 00:05:51,463 -See? -Goodness. 56 00:05:51,563 --> 00:05:53,943 Hey, Turty-Turts. 57 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:55,863 -You OK? -Are you all right? 58 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:59,383 -(BABY GRIZZLES) -Shh, yes, I know. 59 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:01,483 We're gonna go in a second. 60 00:06:05,683 --> 00:06:08,603 OK, so, J... 61 00:06:09,644 --> 00:06:12,104 ..if Mummy has $68 in her bank account 62 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:15,184 and her dream costs 55, 63 00:06:15,284 --> 00:06:17,904 then how many nappies can JJ go through 64 00:06:18,004 --> 00:06:20,144 before we all go broke? 65 00:06:20,244 --> 00:06:21,984 (LAUGHS) 66 00:06:22,084 --> 00:06:24,084 I agree. 67 00:06:33,045 --> 00:06:34,625 "Assuming the diet has remained constant, 68 00:06:34,725 --> 00:06:35,945 "common causes of abnormal droppings 69 00:06:36,045 --> 00:06:37,785 "include intestinal diseases, kidney disease, 70 00:06:37,885 --> 00:06:39,905 "liver diseases, bacterial or viral infections, 71 00:06:40,005 --> 00:06:41,025 "parasitic infections..." 72 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:42,705 Oh, no, no, just stop reading it. 73 00:06:42,805 --> 00:06:45,146 "..or parrot fever, a common cause of liver disease 74 00:06:45,246 --> 00:06:48,026 "may produce lime-green droppings in some birds." 75 00:06:48,126 --> 00:06:50,426 Well, it wasn't lime green, it was sort of greenish. 76 00:06:50,526 --> 00:06:52,426 Can you look up "greenish poo with blood"? 77 00:06:52,526 --> 00:06:55,226 Well, obviously any colour is not good in blood. 78 00:06:55,326 --> 00:06:58,306 Yeah, and he keeps puffing up. Can you look up "puffy bird"? 79 00:06:58,406 --> 00:07:00,106 -(PHONE RINGS) -Puffy... 80 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:02,667 -Hey, Ol. -Hey, where are you? 81 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:04,187 Oh! What do you mean? 82 00:07:04,287 --> 00:07:05,627 We were supposed to go swimming. 83 00:07:05,727 --> 00:07:08,267 Oh, sorry, darling, we've got a bird emergency. 84 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:09,667 That sounds fake. 85 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:11,187 -Puffy or fluffy? -Yeah, look... 86 00:07:11,287 --> 00:07:14,747 Turtle's a bit woozy and we think he's got blood in his poo. 87 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:16,467 Right. 88 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:19,428 -Is that why we never had pets? -Oh, look, this is really serious. 89 00:07:19,528 --> 00:07:21,028 We're gonna head to the vet right now. 90 00:07:21,128 --> 00:07:23,788 Puffy bird is bad, fluffy bird is bad, 91 00:07:23,888 --> 00:07:25,888 all poo things are bad. 92 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,928 For the three of us, 22.50? 93 00:07:31,048 --> 00:07:34,208 Whoa, I had no idea it was that expensive. 94 00:07:39,249 --> 00:07:41,249 SANTI: Hey, man. How you going? 95 00:07:41,609 --> 00:07:43,609 Just three of us. 96 00:07:44,609 --> 00:07:46,509 -22.50, huh? -That's it. 97 00:07:46,609 --> 00:07:48,749 (REGISTER BEEPS) 98 00:07:48,809 --> 00:07:52,249 Have a good swim. 99 00:07:52,969 --> 00:07:55,450 Where are you going? Where are you going? 100 00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:58,690 Thanks, man. 101 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:03,210 -(BABY BURBLES) -Yeah. 102 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:05,870 -Squirt. Squirt, squirt. -Oh, whoa! Squirt, squirt! 103 00:08:05,970 --> 00:08:07,470 You know, you could save so much money 104 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,990 if you grow your own vegetables. 105 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:12,151 -Or if you buy 'em wholesale. -How many vegetables do you eat? 106 00:08:12,251 --> 00:08:14,151 The empanadas eat them. 107 00:08:14,251 --> 00:08:16,111 You know, we could buy chickens too. 108 00:08:16,211 --> 00:08:17,671 Just as long as my parents 109 00:08:17,771 --> 00:08:19,191 aren't allowed anywhere near them, 110 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,291 because evidently they are not bird people. 111 00:08:25,251 --> 00:08:28,551 I was thinking that I could start up tutoring again. 112 00:08:28,651 --> 00:08:30,652 Or another part-time job. 113 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,032 In all your spare time? 114 00:08:33,132 --> 00:08:34,872 Yes. 115 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:38,652 It's just...you care about school, Oly. 116 00:08:39,772 --> 00:08:41,772 I don't. 117 00:08:42,252 --> 00:08:44,252 I'm happy to pick up more shifts. 118 00:08:45,052 --> 00:08:47,133 You know I can do two things at once, right? 119 00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:49,833 Can she? 120 00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:51,933 Whoo! 121 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:55,193 (TURTLE CHIRPS) 122 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:57,233 We would need to do some tests to confirm, 123 00:08:57,333 --> 00:09:01,073 but I'm expecting it to be heavy metal poisoning. 124 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,073 Does the bird have a name? 125 00:09:03,173 --> 00:09:04,274 Uh, Turtle. 126 00:09:04,374 --> 00:09:05,594 Bird's name's Turtle. 127 00:09:05,694 --> 00:09:07,914 Do you and Turtle live in an old place? 128 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,274 It's not our place. 129 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,754 But we do take full responsibility. 130 00:09:11,854 --> 00:09:13,354 Oh, yeah, of course we do, yeah. 131 00:09:13,454 --> 00:09:15,074 It's quite common in this area. 132 00:09:15,174 --> 00:09:17,674 There's reno after reno, but the birds 133 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,474 can still peck through the layers of paint 134 00:09:19,574 --> 00:09:22,275 to the original lead coating. 135 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,795 Oh. 136 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:26,755 So to confirm a diagnosis, 137 00:09:26,855 --> 00:09:29,835 we would need to do a preliminary blood test, 138 00:09:29,935 --> 00:09:30,955 an X-ray. 139 00:09:31,055 --> 00:09:33,835 I'm afraid he's likely had a small seizure, 140 00:09:33,935 --> 00:09:35,755 so anticonvulsants would be an option. 141 00:09:35,855 --> 00:09:39,075 And if toxicosis is confirmed, 142 00:09:39,175 --> 00:09:41,076 we'd treat him with fluid therapy. 143 00:09:41,176 --> 00:09:42,916 What's that? 144 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:47,116 It's akin to kidney dialysis in humans. 145 00:09:47,216 --> 00:09:48,436 Dialysis? 146 00:09:48,536 --> 00:09:50,156 We wouldn't expect that we'll need to remove 147 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,876 any particles surgically, 148 00:09:51,976 --> 00:09:54,356 but the X-ray would tell us that. 149 00:09:54,456 --> 00:09:58,257 That would be a more substantial form of treatment. 150 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:00,997 The cost of diagnosis and treatment 151 00:10:01,097 --> 00:10:03,097 might be something you'd like to think about. 152 00:10:04,817 --> 00:10:07,097 It can cost a lot of money. 153 00:10:08,217 --> 00:10:09,757 4,800. 154 00:10:09,857 --> 00:10:11,197 Plus GST. 155 00:10:11,297 --> 00:10:13,437 I understand it's a difficult decision, 156 00:10:13,537 --> 00:10:16,038 but if you decide not to proceed, 157 00:10:16,138 --> 00:10:18,138 that's understandable. 158 00:10:19,298 --> 00:10:21,078 What happens if we don't proceed? 159 00:10:21,178 --> 00:10:23,178 VET: He'll die. 160 00:10:23,898 --> 00:10:26,278 No, we can't do that. 161 00:10:26,378 --> 00:10:28,758 -I'll give you a minute. -Thank you. 162 00:10:28,858 --> 00:10:30,858 DOM: Thanks. 163 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,559 Shit! 164 00:10:33,659 --> 00:10:35,599 It's expensive. 165 00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:40,239 But I'd say we have a moral obligation to it. 166 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,759 Oh, yeah, I'm just wondering 167 00:10:41,859 --> 00:10:43,519 what card are we gonna put it on. 168 00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:45,359 I don't have that money in my account. 169 00:10:45,459 --> 00:10:47,599 -Well, I can get it. -With what? 170 00:10:47,699 --> 00:10:49,560 I've had an offer. On the app. 171 00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:51,280 -(SCOFFS) -I'm serious. 172 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,440 What are you laughing at? It's 21 grand. 173 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:56,040 I can pay for this easily. 174 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:57,680 I didn't even know you'd finished building it. 175 00:10:57,780 --> 00:11:00,320 Well, I haven't, then the idea will probably get shelved 176 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,200 as soon as the sale goes through, but... 177 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,000 Hm. 178 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,100 That seems like a shame. 179 00:11:07,781 --> 00:11:10,081 Yeah, actually, now that you mention it, I do... 180 00:11:10,181 --> 00:11:12,181 Maybe I will say no. 181 00:11:13,101 --> 00:11:15,441 I do wanna get the app made, you know? 182 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,201 Actually help people. 183 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,301 ANGIE: Mm. 184 00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:23,221 You know, don't sell it if you don't want to sell it. 185 00:11:26,782 --> 00:11:28,282 Yeah, but... 186 00:11:28,382 --> 00:11:31,702 Maybe I was already getting bored of it, you know? 187 00:11:33,222 --> 00:11:35,222 ANGIE: Mm. 188 00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:38,242 Turtle? 189 00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:40,582 (BOTH CHATTER INDISTINCTLY) 190 00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:43,863 -Whoa! -Shit. 191 00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:51,063 -(SANTI SCOFFS) -What? 192 00:11:53,743 --> 00:11:58,323 (SANTI WHIMPERS AND GRUMBLES) 193 00:11:58,423 --> 00:12:00,884 $581? 194 00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:03,124 I thought it was a parent spot, I thought it was... 195 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:05,224 I didn't think it was disabled parking. 196 00:12:06,704 --> 00:12:08,644 Can we write a letter to get out of this? 197 00:12:08,744 --> 00:12:11,564 We can't write a letter, Oly, it's a disabled parking spot. 198 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,724 -This...this... -Well, we're teen parents. 199 00:12:13,824 --> 00:12:16,704 I mean, that's practically a disability. 200 00:12:21,225 --> 00:12:23,305 Is it really that much? 201 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,765 Five times more than I make in a shift. 202 00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:29,345 -(SANTI OPENS DOOR) -(KEYS JANGLE) 203 00:12:32,145 --> 00:12:33,685 Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 204 00:12:33,785 --> 00:12:36,986 I'm just gonna put Jacinda in the back by myself. 205 00:12:59,307 --> 00:13:02,127 And what if we get there and we improvise... 206 00:13:02,227 --> 00:13:04,287 We improvise, like, a stall, sí? 207 00:13:04,387 --> 00:13:07,807 You have some foldable tables. Don't you have some... 208 00:13:07,907 --> 00:13:10,328 No, I'm busy too. We're all busy, you know? 209 00:13:10,428 --> 00:13:13,188 -S... Hello? Hello? -(KIDS YELL) 210 00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:19,868 ROSA AND MATIAS: 211 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,709 I left them in the car. 212 00:13:37,309 --> 00:13:38,969 The food truck. 213 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,269 ROSA: 214 00:14:18,711 --> 00:14:20,332 MAN: Hey, Ange, Dom. 215 00:14:20,432 --> 00:14:21,972 -Oh, hey! -Just go inside? 216 00:14:22,072 --> 00:14:23,012 -Yeah. -All right. 217 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:26,232 Did you...talk to Turtle? 218 00:14:27,872 --> 00:14:30,092 Pretty much every day I was there. 219 00:14:30,192 --> 00:14:32,092 -(DRUMMING AND YELLING) -Oh, dear. 220 00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:33,852 Yeah, same. 221 00:14:33,952 --> 00:14:35,052 Hm. 222 00:14:35,152 --> 00:14:38,533 I don't really ever think he saw my good side. 223 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:41,733 -Oh, yeah? I know how he feels. -Oh! 224 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:42,853 (DOM CHUCKLES) 225 00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,453 I could say the same thing about you. 226 00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,553 No, but... 227 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,173 What? 228 00:14:49,273 --> 00:14:53,653 I do miss talking to you. 229 00:14:53,753 --> 00:14:55,254 You're talking now. 230 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,454 You know, like a... 231 00:14:57,554 --> 00:14:59,554 That's not what I meant. I meant, like... 232 00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:03,654 You know, like, in the mornings when we'd wake up together 233 00:15:03,754 --> 00:15:05,614 and just start chattering away. 234 00:15:05,714 --> 00:15:06,934 -I miss...that. -Oh, right! 235 00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:09,134 Yeah, I remember you pretending to be asleep 236 00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:11,234 on more than one occasion. 237 00:15:11,914 --> 00:15:13,995 I admit nothing. 238 00:15:16,475 --> 00:15:18,055 I was thinking the other day 239 00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:20,575 about how you used to brush Oly's teeth 240 00:15:20,675 --> 00:15:23,295 and then she insisted on you teaching her 241 00:15:23,395 --> 00:15:24,855 how to brush her own teeth. 242 00:15:24,955 --> 00:15:28,975 It was the most adorably long and painful lesson 243 00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:31,456 I have ever seen. 244 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,556 And I teach teenagers. 245 00:15:34,556 --> 00:15:37,376 You had the patience of a saint. 246 00:15:37,476 --> 00:15:39,696 (DRUMMING AND YELLING CONTINUES) 247 00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:43,856 (MUSICIAN SQUAWKS AND WHOOPS) 248 00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:45,956 They're not bad. 249 00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:49,857 Is it just me or is it really rude 250 00:15:49,957 --> 00:15:51,457 for Bowie to host a drumming circle 251 00:15:51,557 --> 00:15:52,657 in our actual living room? 252 00:15:52,757 --> 00:15:53,817 It's not just you. 253 00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:55,337 Is my family insane? 254 00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:58,077 I actually don't think it's a good idea for me to answer that. 255 00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:01,657 Well, ladies and gentlemen, sometimes you just walk into a home 256 00:16:01,757 --> 00:16:03,457 and you can feel the history, and that is exactly... 257 00:16:03,557 --> 00:16:05,218 Isn't this the house where someone died 258 00:16:05,318 --> 00:16:07,018 and nobody found them for, like, a week? 259 00:16:07,118 --> 00:16:09,578 Yeah, I think so, eh? 260 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,178 AUCTIONEER: ..to make the sort of family life 261 00:16:11,278 --> 00:16:13,298 that you come from all over the world to enjoy. 262 00:16:13,398 --> 00:16:15,178 Where would you like to see the bidding start? 263 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,178 I'm in your hands. 264 00:16:16,278 --> 00:16:18,498 Perhaps we start at maybe $3,400,000? 265 00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,258 Maybe $3,425,000? 266 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:22,098 Sir, kick me away at 3.425. 267 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,259 3.425 holds the bid, first call at 3.425. 268 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,819 -Second chance... -3.450. 269 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,579 3.450, just in the nick of time, ma'am. 270 00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:30,499 I thought you might, at 3.450 now. 271 00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:32,179 You're in pole position to own the home. 272 00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:33,819 Maybe we say 3.475 from here. 273 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:35,179 Excuse me. 274 00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,979 346. Your call, sir. 275 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,179 346. 276 00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:39,779 -A 10K rise... -SANTI: No worries. 277 00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:41,700 We'll just walk on the road. With a baby. 278 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,420 Where our generation's gonna have to sleep 279 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,100 because of people like you. 280 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,860 3.460, that's the call there 281 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,100 with the gentleman's offer at 3.460. 282 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,380 $20 million! 283 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,680 A new bid at the back there. Thank you, ma'am for your contribution. 284 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,180 SANTI: Hey, how about we just live in a food truck 285 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,420 for the rest of our lives? 286 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,420 Yeah, until we have to sell it to some wanker 287 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,821 and downsize to a trolley! 288 00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:01,021 I got a better idea - I'll just drop out of school 289 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,021 and work in a mine for 24 hour days just to save for a deposit. 290 00:17:04,121 --> 00:17:06,821 OLY: Yeah, thank you very much, everybody. 291 00:17:06,921 --> 00:17:08,461 AUCTIONEER: Just a bit of local colour, folks. Remind you, 292 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,501 the bid's with the gentleman there at 34 and 6. 293 00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,761 346 going once, twice... 294 00:17:48,363 --> 00:17:51,424 -Sí, sí, sí. -(MATIAS CHATS AND LAUGHS) 295 00:17:51,524 --> 00:17:54,064 (KIDS WHOOP AND YELL) 296 00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:57,164 (TENDER MUSIC) 297 00:18:05,404 --> 00:18:08,545 Would you live with me if I owned that house, 298 00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:12,025 but only because I conned a pensioner out of it? 299 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,125 Yep. 300 00:18:14,685 --> 00:18:16,145 Wow. 301 00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:18,465 No hesitation. 302 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,025 Shows good strategic skills. 303 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,125 True. 304 00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:26,386 What if I robbed a bank? 305 00:18:26,486 --> 00:18:28,906 You've been watching too much 'Point Break'. 306 00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:30,866 -(LAUGHS) -(BABY BURBLES) 307 00:18:30,966 --> 00:18:32,786 -Oh! -Yeah. 308 00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:35,006 (WHISPERS) She didn't find that very funny. 309 00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:40,166 (PEN RATTLES) 310 00:18:42,726 --> 00:18:44,947 Do you leave the house and think, 311 00:18:45,047 --> 00:18:47,907 "Phone, wallet...Sharpie"? 312 00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:50,007 Mm-hm. 313 00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:55,247 This is something my mum used to do all the time. 314 00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:57,547 Your mum used to do this? 315 00:18:57,647 --> 00:18:59,587 SANTI: Mm-hm. 316 00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:01,588 I didn't really get it at the time, 317 00:19:01,688 --> 00:19:03,888 but now... 318 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,908 If she thought something was wrong, 319 00:19:07,008 --> 00:19:08,548 she'd make it right. 320 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,088 (OLY LAUGHS) 321 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,948 What? 322 00:19:15,048 --> 00:19:17,588 I'm sorry, I'm, like, 100% listening to what you're saying. 323 00:19:17,688 --> 00:19:19,069 It's just... 324 00:19:19,169 --> 00:19:22,069 I can't stop imagining you as this, like, vigilante 325 00:19:22,169 --> 00:19:23,309 in a pink cape... 326 00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:25,949 -Ah! -..righting graffiti wrongs. 327 00:19:26,049 --> 00:19:30,309 Keeping an eye our for a 'V' signal in the sky 328 00:19:30,409 --> 00:19:31,349 from town hall. 329 00:19:31,449 --> 00:19:35,109 Yeah, exactly. Captain V strikes again! 330 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,910 (LAUGHS) 331 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,550 Yeah. 332 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:41,650 I think my mum would have liked that. 333 00:19:56,971 --> 00:19:58,431 (DOM PLAYS GUITAR) 334 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,571 (SINGS IN DEEP VOICE) ♪ Their love was forbidden in time 335 00:20:03,331 --> 00:20:05,991 ♪ Sacred, infernal 336 00:20:06,091 --> 00:20:07,871 ♪ Her name was Angela 337 00:20:07,971 --> 00:20:09,751 (PLAYS OUT OF TUNE) 338 00:20:09,851 --> 00:20:11,552 ♪ And his name was Turtle... ♪ 339 00:20:11,652 --> 00:20:12,792 (SCREECHES) 340 00:20:12,892 --> 00:20:14,672 Please get whatever identity crisis this is 341 00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:16,272 under control and let the rest of us 342 00:20:16,372 --> 00:20:17,712 have some peace and quiet. 343 00:20:17,812 --> 00:20:21,212 -Sorry, Ol. -Sorry, Oly. 344 00:20:22,252 --> 00:20:23,672 Thank you. 345 00:20:23,772 --> 00:20:25,112 (LAUGHS) You're welcome. 346 00:20:25,212 --> 00:20:26,632 OLY: Yeah! 347 00:20:26,732 --> 00:20:29,713 Doesn't like folk music, huh? 348 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,113 -(DOM PLUCKS NOTES) -Oh! 349 00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:32,553 Remember this one? 350 00:20:32,653 --> 00:20:34,653 Is that... 351 00:20:36,893 --> 00:20:38,973 (ANGIE PLUCKS NOTES) 352 00:20:46,334 --> 00:20:48,334 You remember it. 353 00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:51,854 -(LAUGHS) -Ready? 354 00:20:52,534 --> 00:20:55,594 (BOTH SING) ♪ I don't wanna be so sanctimonious 355 00:20:55,694 --> 00:20:58,714 ♪ I don't wanna be such a negative prick 356 00:20:58,814 --> 00:21:02,114 ♪ But I'm the one who's helping you through your divorce 357 00:21:02,214 --> 00:21:04,215 -♪ Carol -♪ Carol... ♪ 358 00:21:04,615 --> 00:21:06,515 Do you think our kids would have appreciated us more 359 00:21:06,615 --> 00:21:08,915 if they knew we could have been a family band? 360 00:21:09,015 --> 00:21:11,115 -I think Bowie... -Bowie probably would. 361 00:21:11,215 --> 00:21:12,915 Yeah, Bowie probably would. 362 00:21:13,015 --> 00:21:14,595 (PHONE CHIMES) 363 00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:16,695 -Oh! -Oh, is that... 364 00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:22,656 Turtle has responded... 365 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,516 ..well to the treatment so far. 366 00:21:25,616 --> 00:21:28,116 (SQUEALS) 367 00:21:28,216 --> 00:21:30,076 (DOM LAUGHS) 368 00:21:30,176 --> 00:21:31,956 And we can pick him up in the morning. 369 00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:33,276 (DOM PUTS PHONE DOWN) 370 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:34,796 Yes! 371 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:36,316 -Oh! -Here's to Turtle. 372 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,417 To Turtle! 373 00:21:39,177 --> 00:21:41,897 -Oh, that's so good. -DOM: Mmm! 374 00:21:44,297 --> 00:21:46,757 (DOM PLUCKS NOTES) 375 00:21:46,857 --> 00:21:49,037 Start again. 376 00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:50,277 (DOM LAUGHS) 377 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:53,237 ♪ And I don't think Trevor is good for you 378 00:21:53,337 --> 00:21:57,638 ♪ I don't wanna be your fuckin' Christmas ham! 379 00:21:57,738 --> 00:22:00,358 ♪ I'm the one who's been helping you through your divorce 380 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:01,638 ♪ Carol! ♪ 381 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,598 How can you not be totally pissed off about this? 382 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,278 They're out there pretending to be good Samaritans 383 00:22:06,378 --> 00:22:08,958 when...when...when they've just spent thousands of dollars 384 00:22:09,058 --> 00:22:10,518 on a bird that isn't even ours! 385 00:22:10,618 --> 00:22:11,918 Would you have let the thing die? 386 00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:13,519 Yes, I would have let it die. 387 00:22:13,619 --> 00:22:14,719 We have a baby. 388 00:22:14,819 --> 00:22:18,639 -And a $581 parking ticket. -(BABY WAILS) 389 00:22:18,739 --> 00:22:20,739 Oh, my God. 390 00:22:21,659 --> 00:22:24,599 Oly! That's $600! No! 391 00:22:24,699 --> 00:22:26,699 (BABY CRIES) 392 00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:33,000 Guess what we're having for dinner. 393 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,360 Empanadas? 394 00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:36,960 No empanadas, no, we don't have any of those. 395 00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:38,000 GABE: Petrol? 396 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,480 Abuelo! (SLURPS) 397 00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:41,580 ALEJANDRO: Oi! Oi! 398 00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:45,200 SEBASTIAN: This is Dad. Ready? 399 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,300 "Arggh! Arggh!" 400 00:22:52,381 --> 00:22:55,821 "Mummy, Mummy, Mummy!" (ROARS) 401 00:22:59,021 --> 00:23:01,021 (ALEJANDRO WHISPERS) 402 00:23:06,061 --> 00:23:08,402 Ah, Santi! 403 00:23:08,502 --> 00:23:11,362 -Hi. Hola, Ita. -(ALEJANDRO SPEAKS SPANISH) 404 00:23:11,462 --> 00:23:13,362 -SANTI: Hi, Abuelo. Hi, Ita. -ROSA: Ooh! 405 00:23:13,462 --> 00:23:15,122 -ALEJANDRO: Hola! -Hi! 406 00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:18,042 Are you guys hungry? We have empanadas. 407 00:23:18,142 --> 00:23:20,042 Or...empanadas. 408 00:23:20,142 --> 00:23:21,762 BERNARDITA: Or empanadas. 409 00:23:21,862 --> 00:23:24,483 (LAUGHS) We're good, thank you. Thank you, Rosa. 410 00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:28,323 (ALEJANDRO MURMURS) 411 00:23:28,423 --> 00:23:29,843 Hey, boys. 412 00:23:29,943 --> 00:23:31,523 Come and help us build a cubby house. 413 00:23:31,623 --> 00:23:33,323 -Hi, Seb. -Ooh. 414 00:23:33,423 --> 00:23:34,883 What's been happening, man? 415 00:23:34,983 --> 00:23:37,523 -What are you guys doing? -Nothing much. 416 00:23:37,623 --> 00:23:39,763 -Cubby house. -Building a cubby house. 417 00:23:39,863 --> 00:23:43,324 Here in Marrickville, we have a great one-bedroom apartment 418 00:23:43,424 --> 00:23:44,844 for first-home buyers. 419 00:23:44,944 --> 00:23:47,084 Great entry-level property. 420 00:23:47,184 --> 00:23:48,524 Family-friendly location. 421 00:23:48,624 --> 00:23:50,924 No psychotic parents. 422 00:23:51,024 --> 00:23:52,164 Well... 423 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,264 -Oh. (LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) 424 00:23:55,384 --> 00:23:57,284 Maybe J will become a brain surgeon 425 00:23:57,384 --> 00:23:58,604 and buy us a real house. 426 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,605 Well, we just gotta get J through uni 427 00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:02,405 and then we can retire... 428 00:24:02,505 --> 00:24:04,505 (OLY LAUGHS) 429 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:08,085 ..once she's paid my parking fine. 430 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,325 -No pressure, J. -Yeah, no pressure, J. 431 00:24:10,425 --> 00:24:13,425 ('CAROL' BY THE PEEP TEMPEL) 432 00:24:22,706 --> 00:24:25,606 ♪ I don't wanna be so sanctimonious 433 00:24:25,706 --> 00:24:28,646 ♪ I don't wanna be such a negative jerk 434 00:24:28,746 --> 00:24:33,186 ♪ But I don't think that Trevor is good for you, Carol 435 00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:38,047 ♪ I don't wanna be so sanctimonious 436 00:24:38,147 --> 00:24:40,927 ♪ I don't wanna be such a negative prick 437 00:24:41,027 --> 00:24:45,467 ♪ I just you want you to let me hold your heart, Carol 438 00:24:47,227 --> 00:24:48,127 ♪ And I don't 439 00:24:48,227 --> 00:24:49,127 ♪ Think Trevor 440 00:24:49,227 --> 00:24:50,767 ♪ Is good for you 441 00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:52,048 ♪ I don't wanna be 442 00:24:52,148 --> 00:24:54,128 ♪ A fuckin' Christmas ham 443 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:55,848 ♪ I just want you to love me 444 00:24:55,948 --> 00:24:57,328 ♪ Like I love you 445 00:24:57,428 --> 00:24:59,428 ♪ Carol 446 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,928 ♪ And I don't think Trevor is good for you 447 00:25:03,028 --> 00:25:06,048 ♪ I don't think Trevor is good for you 448 00:25:06,148 --> 00:25:09,209 ♪ I don't think Trevor is good for you 449 00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:11,309 ♪ Carol 450 00:25:13,589 --> 00:25:16,949 ♪ Well, it's been on my brain, so fuck it! 451 00:25:18,989 --> 00:25:20,609 ♪ Fuck it. ♪